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Speaker 1: We're running with thirty one and six five. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 3: Wards Hello, superintendent man, Hello, you'd be private, private, white.

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Speaker 2: Don't call it crab. Yeah, I called your superintendent.

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Speaker 1: That's obvious. We're just talking about this cold case which

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Speaker 3: We need to activate the constable and the superintendent. We've

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Speaker 6: Just like we had a tree in our front yard

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Speaker 3: Because we could flip to Molder and Scully? Do you

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need a size because smaller she isn't

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Speaker 8: House, maybe like two meters.

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Speaker 1: No, have you got any known enemies.

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Speaker 1: But when was the tree stolen?

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Speaker 4: It's like a few weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: There are cases in that Carl. Did you report it

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Speaker 2: Well would you? You got the boys? You got the boys?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just this is Mayor. Thanks man, it is true.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying everybody else you can report your case

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a tree means we're not real.

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Speaker 1: Police officers, believe it or not. Tyler's calls. I'm thirty

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Speaker 10: Hey, boys, I actually had a pet, Budge that went

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Speaker 10: missing when I was four years old.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're four?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 10: I'm twenty two now two. Yeah, I'm hoping singers crossed

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Speaker 1: What is it? Thank you? Can you stop writing this

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Speaker 2: I mean writing notes? I wrote locked, get a mum.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, A few years ago someone poo on our front

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Speaker 2: That is that is absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 1: You're not in, You're not in. No.

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Speaker 1: Did they ring the doorbell? Do you think, like, do

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Speaker 6: Just left it there on Sunday morning?

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Speaker 1: And how long ago was this?

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Speaker 4: About three years ago?

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Speaker 1: Where where's the sharehouse nowing?

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Speaker 10: I am in Windsor.

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Speaker 1: In Melbourne somewhere sharehouse?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Would you would you want hundred percent strike off all

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We were all horrifying.

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Speaker 5: We think it was probably someone we know though, Yeah, right.

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Speaker 2: So is it is there a chance to have you?

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Speaker 1: Sorry Nellie? But have you ever put on anybody else's

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was a retaliation because one of

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Speaker 4: Oh, there could be a few.

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Speaker 11: Really, we all.

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Speaker 2: Need their full names and numbers, if that's all right, Nelly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, so, Nellie, have you got any sworn enemies?

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Speaker 6: Maybe an ex boyfriend or two?

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Speaker 1: But here we go?

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Speaker 2: What was we go?

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Speaker 1: What's the ex boyfriend's name? Nearly? I don't know if

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Speaker 2: Jackson Wacko Jacko saands like something Jacko would do? All right,

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Speaker 2: full number on airplance, Nelly.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to the call mate, we could actually get into

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Speaker 1: Which case would you rather follow? U? Would you rather

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Speaker 2: We'll pass under molder and Scully.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather cover the delegation the winds are Pooh

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Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I think I would love

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Speaker 1: You'd love to find the bird Boo bandits.

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Speaker 2: He's gone? How you or she's gone?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: We'll go and rough up the ex boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: Just remind me of his boss. Hey, we're going a

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Speaker 1: so we'll go and check it out yourselves right now,

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Speaker 1: otherwise we'll be reckoning other sites. Wheel and when do

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Speaker 3: Is upon us?

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Speaker 2: Whoa, it's festive. It's festive, sure is, it's festive, and

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Speaker 3: And look it's that time of the year where sure

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Speaker 1: Just your family, and even then it's probably one of them.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. You won't I said, might fifty fifty

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Speaker 2: That must in you.

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Speaker 1: Not really, because at least I get I mean getting

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Speaker 1: one presents lovely. I don't expect. I don't expect presents.

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Speaker 1: But it does cap and it also reduces the quality

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Speaker 2: But that's when it stings, and then they can start

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Speaker 2: saying it's a joint gift. Oh, oh, it's a joint gift.

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Speaker 1: There words that I've been uttering to psychologists for years.

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Speaker 1: Oh dear, yeah, it hurts, Yeah, it hurts.

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Speaker 3: Explain so much. But it's because I struggle with gifts. Well,

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Speaker 3: I often look up at this time. There's all these

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Speaker 1: What do they want? Well, I'll go through the to

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Speaker 3: That would be good didn't make the list, didn't this?

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Speaker 3: This is the top six from the list. Legit that

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Speaker 3: I saw I reckon. Only one of them's genius, but

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Speaker 3: I'll leave that till last. First one, the electric buggaloo

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Speaker 3: pretty much a vacuum cleaner, but it just picks up bugs.

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Speaker 1: From where would you get that one from?

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Speaker 4: Where?

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Speaker 2: The ground?

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Speaker 1: Who's got that many bugs on their ground?

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Speaker 2: Don't know? There's a market. There's a market. Then market

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Speaker 1: Are these are all going to be fake?

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Speaker 2: I promise, I'm why don't you believe me?

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Speaker 3: Ever, you've got trust issues after the whole joint Christmas

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Speaker 2: Stop holding up a mirror to yourself when you look

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Speaker 1: That's not number two around there too, singing their car knows.

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Speaker 2: That I am now I am reading from What does

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Speaker 2: that mean? Basically?

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Speaker 3: It's Christmas trees, little Christmas trees that you stick onto

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Speaker 2: same team. This is the real number number three inflatable

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not on the list. That's true. That

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Speaker 1: one is a lie. I bought the eyebrows. I'm happy

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Speaker 2: I promise you.

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Speaker 1: Using an inflatable roast chicken for Woody.

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Speaker 2: The vegans want it, apparently for what's put on their table?

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Speaker 1: What for so they can so it looks like so

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Speaker 3: So it looks like a classic Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Christians can have a Christmas without a chicken.

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Speaker 2: This is my list.

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Speaker 1: Pick of a man.

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Speaker 3: This isn't my list. This isn't my list. And don't

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Speaker 3: call me a pig.

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Speaker 2: The vegans don't like.

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Speaker 1: You're a bagel of a man. You're a bagel of

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Speaker 2: You are much better. Next one, Rudolph G. String.

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Speaker 3: I don't I never haven't seen him. Apparently it's got

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Speaker 3: how many of have you got?

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Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done.

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Speaker 2: The root of string. I can tell you I will

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Speaker 2: probably buy that for dad.

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Speaker 1: I'm out.

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Speaker 3: Okay, No, this one's good. This one's really good. And

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Speaker 3: I even looked up an infomercial of this one, and

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Speaker 3: I liked it so much that I've put the infomercial

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody is our Instagram.

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Speaker 3: The infomercial is brilliant, wilbur Yeah, it's the Rafelkopter.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and I have heard about it.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard about this? Now? Everyone needs to get

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Speaker 3: This is it's like a drone and basically it flies

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Speaker 1: And just drops gags, drops gags.

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Speaker 2: So apparently it downloads jokes from the Internet, so it

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Speaker 1: The hottest gag gets some direct from the cloud or clouds.

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Speaker 1: I think as a combo of Seinfeld and Chris.

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Speaker 3: Rock, Chris Seinfeld, they're all contributing drugs.

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Speaker 2: Kevin Hartz dropped in a few, Dave Hughes. I think

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Speaker 2: Hughes's yet, Well, you can't mention him. He's a competition, but.

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Speaker 3: He's given a couple sides due it hovers in and

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Speaker 3: then it just dropped. It just says jokes at your party,

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Speaker 11: Are you sick of shit gags?

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Speaker 1: Do your picnics need to pick up? Then you need

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Speaker 1: the Ruffle copy.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 2: If you want to see the infomercial, go to our Instagram.

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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's a link.

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Speaker 1: On the Instagram as well. I think we definitely have

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Speaker 1: a link there that you guys can buy yourselves one.

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Speaker 1: If you can.

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Speaker 3: The Ruffle Coppter the president of twenty eighteen. Guys, get

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Speaker 1: Light up your Christians a ruffle Copter and.

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Speaker 1: been normalized for me, but I am moreorried about it.

451
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Speaker 1: My mum said to me the other day that Sean's

452
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Speaker 1: been going to do Christmas carols with her and Christmas awesome.

453
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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm furious.

454
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Speaker 1: It's a family tradition. It's a family tradition.

455
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Speaker 2: Yeah, right.

456
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Speaker 1: And I was explaining this to my girlfriend and I

457
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I got to go to Christmas Carols

458
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Speaker 1: with mum, acting like you know, it was the end

459
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Speaker 1: of the world. And she said to me, she was like, well,

460
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Speaker 1: in my family, we have to everyone has to cook

461
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Speaker 1: a wild rabbit.

462
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Speaker 3: Sorry, what makes a rabbit wild? Like if you bring

463
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Speaker 3: a rabbit and like that rabbit is far too tame.

464
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Speaker 1: Well, Christmas morning they all go out and get the

465
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Speaker 1: rabbits behind the rabbit.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, gracious no.

467
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Speaker 1: But what happens is they all have to cook a rabbit, right,

468
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Speaker 1: each family has to cook a rabbit. When all the

469
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Speaker 1: families to come together, they blindfold each other and they

470
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Speaker 1: do a taste test and a prize goes to the

471
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Speaker 1: best cooked rabbit.

472
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Speaker 2: Oh, she doesn't mind. That's a bit of fun.

473
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Speaker 1: I think it's great.

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Speaker 2: I don't like any rabbits, but I mean it's the

475
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Speaker 2: blind But the point.

476
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Speaker 1: The point she was making is that I think the

477
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Speaker 1: Christmas carols she was saying, is quite a normal things

478
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Speaker 1: for a family, which we're doing normal tradition, normal tradition.

479
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Speaker 1: The reality is that no matter whose Christmas you go to,

480
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Speaker 1: there's always something that the family does which is just

481
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Speaker 1: not quite right.

482
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Speaker 3: The Royal family, William, they weigh each other, that's right.

483
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Speaker 3: They all have to be weighed before Christmas lunch.

484
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Speaker 1: That you mean the Royal family, don't you?

485
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Speaker 12: You're fat, Charles and job first you absolute you can't.

486
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Speaker 2: Be careful about that.

487
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Speaker 13: Oh boy, Charles is a fat boytes Camilla also gorgeous.

488
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Speaker 1: So look, yeah, they have to weigh each other. And look,

489
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Speaker 1: I think the amazing thing about Australia is that, given

490
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Speaker 1: that we are such a broad amalgamations of just eclectic cultures,

491
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Speaker 1: we've got such a underful opportunity to see epic Christmas

492
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Speaker 1: traditions which we wouldn't normally get in other countries because

493
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Speaker 1: it's they're not multicultural like us.

494
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the White Law tradition was just a ping pong

495
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Speaker 3: tournament every year, every Christmas.

496
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Speaker 1: You have to play in the and everyone knows it's

497
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Speaker 1: coming out.

498
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Speaker 3: It stopped four years ago though, when it just got

499
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Speaker 3: too competitive.

500
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Speaker 1: That's right, because your uncle was like a like an

501
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Speaker 1: epic ping pong player.

502
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Speaker 2: He was a state ping pong player.

503
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and he once played Australia's number one ranked

504
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Speaker 3: ping pong player.

505
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Speaker 2: Wow, didn't get a point.

506
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Speaker 4: All right.

507
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Speaker 1: So look, so I think that these are all pretty pedestrian.

508
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Speaker 1: What I want to ask you guys is I want

509
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Speaker 1: to try and find the most left of center Christmas tradition.

510
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Speaker 1: Haleey's called Haley. What's your Christmas tradition?

511
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Speaker 10: Mate?

512
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Speaker 5: We have a cherry spitting competition, and we have a

513
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Speaker 5: trophy for the winner.

514
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Speaker 1: Yes, so is it you mean a cherry pip spitting competition?

515
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Speaker 10: Yeah?

516
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Speaker 5: Sorry, yeap. So we have a family Christmas out my

517
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:07,600
Speaker 5: grandmother's every year and it's across her front yard.

518
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 3: So what sort of what sort of meter w did

519
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 3: you we talking here?

520
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Speaker 2: Haley?

521
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Speaker 5: Oh, I'd say good ten meters or maybe not tens

522
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Speaker 5: eight meters.

523
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 2: Yep, you can spit a pib eight meters.

524
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Speaker 5: It's a pretty long way.

525
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

526
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Speaker 5: So we get the trophy engraved every single year with

527
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Speaker 5: the winner on it.

528
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Speaker 14: I'd love to know.

529
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Speaker 1: What the furthest one was definitely recording that great you know,

530
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Speaker 1: your great uncle for at all. It was just like

531
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Speaker 1: known as this bloke that could spit twelve meters, yes.

532
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Speaker 3: You know, and then it could go on for years,

533
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Speaker 3: like you know, they might pass away and you go, oh,

534
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Speaker 3: you're great great great grandfather.

535
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Speaker 2: God they could spit a pippers.

536
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Speaker 1: A doornaw, but yeah, could really spit a pip. Shantell's

537
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Speaker 1: called on thirty one and six five. Hey Chantel, Hello,

538
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Speaker 1: how are you mate? We're great, we're talking. I'm loving this.

539
00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,920
Speaker 1: We're talking Christmas traditions, and I think there's a real

540
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Speaker 1: insight into some families all across Australia. What do you

541
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Speaker 1: guys do?

542
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,120
Speaker 6: We all sleep intents on our loundry floor.

543
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,480
Speaker 2: How did this start? Chantel?

544
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Speaker 6: We used to go camping out at the caravan park

545
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 6: for Christmas, and I think one year Mom said we

546
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Speaker 6: were getting everything out ready to go, and for some reason,

547
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,720
Speaker 6: me and my brother just thought it was great to

548
00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:23,280
Speaker 6: pretend to camp inside.

549
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Speaker 1: So you get all the luxuries of living being indoors,

550
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,440
Speaker 1: and then you just get to but you still get

551
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Speaker 1: the sort of feeling that you're camping.

552
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, at of glamping, I guess, I don't know cramping.

553
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Speaker 2: I actually don't mind. I love that.

554
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Speaker 3: I don't I love that you guys are even too

555
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 3: lazy just to take it to the backyard, you know

556
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Speaker 3: what I mean?

557
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Speaker 6: Twenty four now and my mom still convinces us to

558
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Speaker 6: do it.

559
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Speaker 3: Oh, I would you bring a boyfriend?

560
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Speaker 2: Gentel? Like? Are you seeing someone right now? Chantel?

561
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:52,520
Speaker 1: Yeah?

562
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Speaker 6: I am, And yeah, I don't think he's too keen

563
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Speaker 6: to sleep in a small tent with six.

564
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Speaker 1: Of us, right enough enough that I love that. Yeah,

565
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 1: it's good. Brody's called on thirty. We're trying to find Australias.

566
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:10,199
Speaker 1: Weir's Christmas edition. What do you guys get up to?

567
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 7: Well, mine, old family. We all line up and we

568
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,880
Speaker 7: all put a coin between our.

569
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Speaker 5: Bomb cheeks and we have to wattle and drop it

570
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:18,720
Speaker 5: in a cup.

571
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 2: Sorry, So what's the who wins this big ring?

572
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: Brody? How did it start?

573
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Speaker 11: Brody?

574
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 7: I have no idea, but my little brother used to

575
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 7: put it in his knappy when he was a baby

576
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Speaker 7: and go drop it in the cup.

577
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 4: So everyone gets involved.

578
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 1: So everybody's with a coin in their coin slot, and

579
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Speaker 1: then you waddle how far? How far are we waddling here?

580
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:47,960
Speaker 7: A good eight meters?

581
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 2: Just to clarify though, to drop it in you all

582
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 2: just nude.

583
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 5: No, it's like we got pants on.

584
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 7: You gotta shove it up like like in between you.

585
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,720
Speaker 3: But sorry, so you keep pants on and you can

586
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Speaker 3: clean your ass tight enough so it gets in.

587
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 2: With your pants still on.

588
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:07,320
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, And then you waddle and then you've got

589
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,879
Speaker 7: a drop in the cut and then whoever when you

590
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 7: get all the money?

591
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 3: Not as fun, Brody, have a nude You have a

592
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 3: nude year this year?

593
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: Well, I was going to say, so, Brodie, what's the pot?

594
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,919
Speaker 1: What's the pot at the end of the year. At

595
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Speaker 1: the end of the at the end of the day,

596
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 1: how much cash are you doing?

597
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 7: Oh well, there's at least thirty people there, and we'll

598
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Speaker 7: put it over out.

599
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: There, so you know, put two dollars there. That's great

600
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Speaker 1: because I was going to say that the pot's not

601
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Speaker 1: as attractive after it's been in Uncle Bob's.

602
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,399
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. I think this is

603
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 3: a lot of fun, this game we're about to play.

604
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 3: But honestly speaking, pulling the curtain down, there's a bit

605
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Speaker 3: of turmoil and angst amongst our team. Some people don't

606
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 3: want to see it come to wear. Some people don't

607
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 3: want to see it come to wear. So if it

608
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 3: fails this week, you'll never see it again.

609
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 2: But it's drunk or kids, drug or kid? Drunk or kid?

610
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Speaker 11: Is this a story about a drunk.

611
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: Gor a kid?

612
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Speaker 3: Simple concept. I think it's a lot of fun. You

613
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 3: call us on thirteen one oh six five, you tell

614
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 3: us the story, then we try and guess if.

615
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 2: That's a story from when you were a drunk adult

616
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 2: or when you were a kid.

617
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,400
Speaker 1: As opposed to a drunk kid. And we just need

618
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Speaker 1: to stress that that's right.

619
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Speaker 2: We had a week, a whole bunch of and that

620
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Speaker 2: was a bad week for everyone. Here's some examples of

621
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:23,760
Speaker 2: some stories.

622
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Speaker 6: I was on a family trip with my family in

623
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Speaker 6: the car and I felt a bit sick.

624
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Speaker 5: So I was holding in the vomit, but it ended

625
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Speaker 5: up coming out my nose.

626
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 1: It ended up coming out your nose.

627
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: We both think you're a kid.

628
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 4: I was an adult, you told me, and I shoot

629
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Speaker 4: my mate's meant to the local oval. Got a bi

630
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Speaker 4: good idea to climb the soccer goals on the way down,

631
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Speaker 4: though I managed to hate myself by the testicles on

632
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Speaker 4: one of these hooks.

633
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh the penalty.

634
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 2: I'm going child, I think adult, Steve, What were you?

635
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 10: Oh?

636
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,120
Speaker 4: A year old?

637
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 10: Oh?

638
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,680
Speaker 2: Damn? It got me just entertaining stuff. Thirty one five.

639
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: Give us a call, tell us the story, and we'll

640
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 3: try and guess if it's from when you're a drunk

641
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 3: adult or a kid.

642
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: We've got Ashley here, Ashley, far away with.

643
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 5: You good, thanks.

644
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: Far away with this story. Ashley.

645
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,120
Speaker 9: All right.

646
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 7: So I was with my siblings and a couple of

647
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 7: our friends, and we just finished a big water bond fight,

648
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 7: and my sister suggested to get the dishwashing liquid on

649
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 7: the trampoline and the trick was to jump as high

650
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 7: as I could and she'd pull the trampoline from underneath

651
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 7: me and I just land. It would be this sick

652
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 7: trick and as they pulled it out, my legs hit

653
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 7: the bottom and I ended up falling and fractioning my arm.

654
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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god.

655
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Speaker 3: Can I say, off the bat though, awesome idea in theory,

656
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 3: it would have been awesome.

657
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,080
Speaker 1: It's a great phone topic in what ideas sounded great

658
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: in theory, Yes, because that is I mean, I'd love

659
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: to say I'm already thinking that that sounds It sounds

660
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: like something for a matrix.

661
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 3: And the detergent on the trampoline genius, genius and so

662
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 3: much so clever. Now the question is, though, were you

663
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 3: a drunke adult or a kid?

664
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Speaker 1: It's I think it's got to be trampolines is a

665
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 1: dead giveaway. Happy to be proven wrong though, ash.

666
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 4: I know its a kid.

667
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, why wouldn't mind trying that?

668
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 4: Though?

669
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 2: Again as an adult, I think it's a genius idea if.

670
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: You can think it would if those trampolines are illegal now,

671
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 1: so you can't be illegal, absolutely, that is it.

672
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Speaker 2: That's a sad not allow.

673
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Speaker 1: You can't buy you cannot buy those metal trampolines, those

674
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 1: like rectangular trampolines we grew up with. They have to

675
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 1: be enclosed with non steel springs.

676
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: I could get it off the velvet road.

677
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 1: It's called the silk row.

678
00:28:55,640 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 15: And yeah, I'm.

679
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: Looking for a rectangular steel sprunt.

680
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: How you mikayla, Hey, guys, far away with your story.

681
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 9: So I put a.

682
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 7: Washing basket on my head and then I chucked myself

683
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 7: down the stairs and knocked myself out.

684
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: Once again, awesome idea in theory. That's that's hilarious. Washing

685
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,960
Speaker 2: basket on the head, throw yourself down. I sure, each

686
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 2: to their own, Um, were you a cute or a

687
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 2: drunk adult? I'm going drunk, mcalla. We both think you

688
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 2: were drunk.

689
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 9: I was a kid.

690
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 2: That's really line ball, though, isn't it.

691
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

692
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 5: What?

693
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 3: What?

694
00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: Why?

695
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: I could definitely see myself doing that over for a

696
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 2: few hours.

697
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: It's throwing yourself down the stairs.

698
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 3: Was the washing basket on the head, that's the you know,

699
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 3: that's the that's the icing on the cake of the

700
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 3: gig will and that would absolutely go off at a party.

701
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: He probably would go everybody, I've actually seen you, do.

702
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 2: You want if sentence. Oh is it five o'clock?

703
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 4: Is it?

704
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: We better get to your trap. Well, I'm going through

705
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: a move at the moment. I'm moving place.

706
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,640
Speaker 3: Pretty a bit of a crap process, but you know,

707
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: you get through it. And last night I was packing

708
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 3: up all my kitchen stuff into into a.

709
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: Box forks and your balls, Yeah, my fs and boss,

710
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 1: you haven't got anything out.

711
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: I've got glasses. Got a couple of glasses.

712
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 1: You use the same glass every day.

713
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: Now I've got four, thank you very much. So I'm

714
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:32,120
Speaker 3: packing up my four glasses. And unfortunately I was looking.

715
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 3: While I'm packing up my glasses, I was listening to iHeartRadio.

716
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 3: I love iHeartRadio. I heard our podcast. You know you

717
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 3: can look at Will and Woody on iHeart Radio.

718
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: And into your own podcast.

719
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, just you know a bit of self

720
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 2: feedback Will.

721
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 3: Yesterday's show, by the way, awful, excuse me, So naturally

722
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 3: I flicked off our podcast immediately and I put on

723
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 3: Best Music of the two thousands.

724
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's just a channel that plays the best music

725
00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: of the naughty. It was blood outstanding.

726
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,719
Speaker 3: So I'm dancing away while I'm packing my glasses. And

727
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 3: just quick note for everyone, dancing while packing glasses and

728
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 3: not a good idea. And unfortunately, while I was dancing,

729
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 3: I smashed a glass like glasses smashed.

730
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 2: All over the kitchen.

731
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 3: Now at that point, will I realized that I was

732
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 3: sort of cornered in my kitchen.

733
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: I was stuck like a like a like almost like

734
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 2: a like a caged lion or a ratting trap or

735
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 2: a rat in a trap. And I had to get

736
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:31,320
Speaker 2: over the glass to get the broom and dust pan

737
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 2: and dustpan and bro am.

738
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 1: I gonna have to finish all your sentences here, please,

739
00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: if you if you, if you would, So I've got

740
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: to get me dustpan and broo and but there's glass

741
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: between me and the dustpan and broom.

742
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 2: So I'm like, right, I've got to walk over the glass.

743
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 2: I've got to walk over the glass.

744
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: You walk around, you can show you do a big stride.

745
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: I gls there so much. It was my big cup.

746
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 3: What about if you put you know, my big cup?

747
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 3: It was my big cup. I had to go over

748
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 3: the glass. So anyway, I'm just about to start walking

749
00:31:57,680 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 3: over the glass. And then on my heart radio this

750
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 3: song starts playing and I'm like, oh, this is a

751
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,000
Speaker 3: nice jam.

752
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: I don't know it, but it's a good jam. Start walking.

753
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 2: I'm literally walking on glass.

754
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 11: And then.

755
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: That happened.

756
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 15: Wow, I was walking on glass and I was singing yes, and.

757
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: You were not excited because I was looking on glass.

758
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

759
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: Well, now it doesn't talk about it, but it gets

760
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: to it again. I was walking on.

761
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: Glass, broken glass, while walking on broken glass was playing.

762
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 2: Would your mind completely blown?

763
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: It's it's it's a coincidence, but pretty it's it's a big,

764
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: pretty crazy. It's a big enough coincidence for it to

765
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 1: be a good radio story.

766
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean.

767
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 11: I'm not here we are.

768
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm not and here we are.

769
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 3: And I actually think I think there'll be other radio

770
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 3: stories like it.

771
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: I want to ask the question thirty one oh sixty five. Yeah,

772
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 2: and I think we've talked about this before.

773
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: Yeah.

774
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 3: Has the song yeah, like perfectly described what you're doing

775
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: at the time, And I'm not talking in emotion.

776
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear I was angry and an

777
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: angry song came on.

778
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 3: I want to hear as specific as I was walking

779
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 3: on glass and then walking on glass.

780
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: So liked you. When did your playlist shuffle to your life?

781
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 6: Yeah?

782
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good way to say it. Actually, So

783
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 2: that's a brilliant way to say it. We had a

784
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: great call earlier this year. Yeah, and it works perfectly

785
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: for this topic. Okay, what song would you want playing?

786
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: Is the Baby Pops Out?

787
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 11: Torn by Natalie and brilliant.

788
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: But there was a dreaming that that was hypothetically that's

789
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: what you wanted that didn't actually happen.

790
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 2: That's a good point. So this is a bad example.

791
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: This is a much higher hurdle to climb. When did

792
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 1: your playlist actually shuffle to your life? Yeah, so you're

793
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:53,120
Speaker 1: in the middle of doing something and the song comes

794
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 1: on without you choosing it to match exactly what's happening.

795
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 2: You really described it well, I have nothing to add.

796
00:33:59,920 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Okay, so they're one who was six

797
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: posted it will take you call asking a question as

798
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: to whether a playlist has shuffled to your life. Now,

799
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: this might be on the Radio Awards, was on the

800
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.

801
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 3: That's what I was doing, mate, I was packing glasses,

802
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 3: I smashed one, I was walking over glass. This happened.

803
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 3: I don't even know that song. It's not a huge song.

804
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 3: It's on the best of the naughties.

805
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: But I think it would be a huge song if

806
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 1: it was in the best of the naughties. It's any,

807
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: It's any Lennox.

808
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I had heard it played before and at

809
00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: the moment I was walking on glass.

810
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: Who would have thought?

811
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 2: And no one like mine?

812
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,760
Speaker 1: And you know, it's lent itself to just an absolute

813
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 1: jats correct with a phone top here.

814
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree more.

815
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 3: Well, we've got gazz here, uh gazz jazz?

816
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: What happened with you?

817
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: Hey, may?

818
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 2: How are you on good things?

819
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 4: Man?

820
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 16: I thought I was driving just a couple of years

821
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 16: ago and I somehow picked up an anshole player with

822
00:34:56,800 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 16: his girlfriend, got into camp. They started arguing with it,

823
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,280
Speaker 16: and I have no idea what happened was the backstory

824
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 16: behind it. But after like you know, five ten minutes,

825
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 16: they stopped, I thought, just to chain the mode, I'll

826
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 16: just play some music. So I switched the radio on

827
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 16: and just cam pallina, gomiz. We don't talk anymore?

828
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 2: Brilliant? Good did did it? Was it mentioned?

829
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 5: Like?

830
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 2: Was there a laugh or anything?

831
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: Yeah?

832
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 16: So the girls start laughing.

833
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, appreciate that we've got Keith here?

834
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 2: Now, Keith, what happened with you?

835
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:40,360
Speaker 1: Okay?

836
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 3: Boys?

837
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 9: So a couple of years ago, I mean from a

838
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,480
Speaker 9: Maids went to New Zealand and snowboarding trip. So we

839
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 9: just had a holiday house and we were cooking out

840
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,760
Speaker 9: some dinner, listening to some terions, having some beers, and

841
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 9: the kitchen actually caught on fire and all the pokelarms

842
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,280
Speaker 9: went off on the house. So while we were trying

843
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,480
Speaker 9: to put out all the smoke, we we noticed that

844
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,879
Speaker 9: Tom Jones burning down the house.

845
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 11: So rever.

846
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 9: Comic of comedy goal, you know, one of.

847
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: Those things you look back on and laugh and at

848
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: the time you wouldn't be laughing while you're putting out

849
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 1: the fire, would you?

850
00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 2: Would you do?

851
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: You think there'd be a part of you that the giggle. Well,

852
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 1: it's just cronic, like it's yeah, you know.

853
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 3: I'd put my water can down or whatever, you know,

854
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 3: my eyes your watering can.

855
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 1: Great. You'd be the most can I say categorically, you

856
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: would be the most useless person in any emergency.

857
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 3: You would be I have been before get these. There

858
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,800
Speaker 3: was one time I think it's linked. I was on

859
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 3: a camping trip and there was a I probably shouldn't

860
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 3: tell the story.

861
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 2: Actually no, there's a bottle of methalad spirits on the fire.

862
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 3: I don't condone it, like this is actually a good

863
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 3: lesson for caution retail for everyone. There's a bottle of

864
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 3: metholaded spirits right next to the camp fire, and I

865
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 3: saw it survival white.

866
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 2: I saw it was like, that's dangerous that that could survive,

867
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,120
Speaker 2: that could blow.

868
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I said, guys, if there's a methodic spirits

869
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 3: next to the fire there, So I was like, don'orry

870
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 3: you guys got it and I lined it up like

871
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:15,439
Speaker 3: David Beckham before a free kids to go and boot

872
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 3: it away from the fire. Unfortunately, on the way it

873
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 3: became a sort of a Molotov cocktail of sorts and.

874
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: Just sprayed liquid fire all over the campsite.

875
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 3: And yeah, but it's a cautionary talutail.

876
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 2: We got Mark here.

877
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 3: Mark a song played and perfectly described what you were doing.

878
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 8: Hey, how you going good?

879
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 2: Make?

880
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 4: Yeah?

881
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 8: So I was at a nightclub. It was a pretty

882
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 8: seedy nightclub. Who were dancing with my mates and this

883
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,840
Speaker 8: guy just throw up his guarts on the dance floor.

884
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 8: It was the rancor thing with ever smell and evacuate

885
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 8: the dance floor.

886
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 2: Came up a good right stuff.

887
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: Fuck, that's a river thanks for the mate. Sammy Jay

888
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 1: is going to join us right after the cheer Chin,

889
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: which is a banger of a chun to get you

890
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: through the worst of the traffic today. We now it's

891
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: peak out all over Australia, so stay with us. A

892
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 1: banging chin, A ripping bloke to join us. A few gags,

893
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 1: feel the classic stories thrown in. There should be a

894
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: tasty toasty I reckon, let's bite in. Will it's willing Woody,

895
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: get your home up.

896
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 3: Next we are joined as well by comedian Sammy J.

897
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 3: Now where you can find it a little bit funny

898
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 3: and just something that I think we have to mention

899
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,479
Speaker 3: that he obviously has the same name as this woman.

900
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: So look, Sammy Jay is a friend of the show.

901
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 1: She's a lovely woman and and you know, it's just

902
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: a shame that Sammy J, who's a comedian, you know,

903
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: trying to make a name for himself, has exactly the

904
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 1: same name as a pop star.

905
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 2: So to you know what a bit of a laugh.

906
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 1: It's got to be frustrating.

907
00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 2: It has to be.

908
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 1: If there was a rap duo that came out called

909
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 1: Bill and Hoodie would be cooked.

910
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 3: We would be cooked because Bill and Hoodie sound good,

911
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 3: They sound great, Hoodie. Doesn't Hoodie sound like a bit

912
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 3: of a rogue. He doesn't want to hang out with

913
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 3: it anyway. We thought it'd be a little bit funny

914
00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 3: to up next when Sammy J, the comedian comes in,

915
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 3: we're going to play and opener for him with Samantha

916
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 3: Jade songs all the way through.

917
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: That's right, and we think it's a perfect objeunite to

918
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 1: poke the bear. We actually don't know that this is

919
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:25,799
Speaker 1: genuinely an issue, but it has to be. Yeah, it

920
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 1: just has to be, So stay tuned. Next we'll say,

921
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 1: we'll say good out to him and just everything will

922
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: be above board. And when you hear the opener, we

923
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 1: think all hell will break loose. But we're gonna have

924
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,720
Speaker 1: to wait and say it's up next. On with the Mouddy,

925
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,120
Speaker 1: a very special guest I never been in here before.

926
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: His personal favorite of yours and mine was Sammy J.

927
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,279
Speaker 1: What a pleasure to be here, mate, pleasure to be here.

928
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: I think we've got an opener for you. Actually, sows

929
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: entertainment industry blowing up the stage and screen in twenty eighteen.

930
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: She's gone a huge way since.

931
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 11: It's a belan X Factor.

932
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 4: It's Sammy Jay.

933
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 11: Now, that wasn't us.

934
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 15: I don't know if you've ever been engaged in a

935
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:10,759
Speaker 15: five year legal battle, but I'll tell you what, Samantha Jade,

936
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 15: if you are listening to this, and I presume you

937
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 15: are desperately listening to see whether the kiss pleased your songs,

938
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 15: I have been Sammy Jay since nineteen ninety six. I

939
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 15: have got the school Yard Diaries to prove it. Step up,

940
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:24,920
Speaker 15: be an adult.

941
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 3: Come and get me, baby, Come and get me.

942
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 2: I did not expect patter. We really hit it out.

943
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

944
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 11: I spent a lifetime trying to card that my little niche.

945
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 11: The one thing I have is my name. I haven't

946
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 11: got her looks, I haven't got a talent. I've got

947
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 11: my name, and she's trying to take it from me.

948
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 5: You know.

949
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,280
Speaker 2: Actually, so when was when was X Factor?

950
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 3: What?

951
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 2: You surely music died? When was it?

952
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 15: That whole period of my life is just a black

953
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 15: hole of despair. I can't tell you a thing.

954
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 1: So six years ago, sam Jade came on the scene,

955
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: and my life has not been the same.

956
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: Every time you're introduced on stage, you.

957
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: Hear, Oh, it's difficult.

958
00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 15: To a theater full of people disappointed in my face,

959
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 15: my body and my musical abilities.

960
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,279
Speaker 1: Why would we do? Why would we do Australia. I

961
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:26,320
Speaker 1: feel like Australian entertainment is blessed with so fewer quality

962
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: people like I mean, surely she has the respect when

963
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 1: she enters the music scene to go. You know what,

964
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: there's already a Sammy Jay in entertainment. Why would I

965
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,280
Speaker 1: do this to him? I mean a little bit of respect.

966
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 2: I'm just going to step up to defend Samantha Jade.

967
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 14: This will be good.

968
00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 2: I don't think she called herself Sammy j.

969
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 3: I think the Australian public started calling her Sammy j

970
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 3: and then.

971
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 15: You know, yeah, look, I mean yeah, that's certainly what

972
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 15: her lawyers are saying in the college.

973
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 11: But like I said, I'm yet to hear from him.

974
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 15: In fact, I challenge her right now to a duet

975
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 15: in the year twenty nineteen, in the next twelve months,

976
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 15: so long as we can do a duet together.

977
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 11: I'll write the song.

978
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 3: Actually, Samantha, we know Samantha.

979
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: Actually, that's great.

980
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 11: I'm going to write a song, well, who is the

981
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,359
Speaker 11: true Sammy Jay?

982
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 2: Great?

983
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 11: And okay, can we do this next?

984
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 4: Year.

985
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:20,800
Speaker 11: I've actually got a job for twenty nineteen now, brilliant.

986
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: Well, you've had lots of jobs is here made and

987
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 1: I think none of them arguably as important as what

988
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: you're doing over Christmas with ox Fan. It's an incredible

989
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: thing Oxfam Unwrapped, which is unwrapped dot Oxfam dot org

990
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 1: dot au. It's just a great idea for a Christmas gift.

991
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,839
Speaker 15: Yeah, ox Fand we've been doing this for sometime now,

992
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 15: so basically it's it's it sort of ticks every box.

993
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 15: So Oxfam do amazing work. I've I've worked with them

994
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 15: as an ambassador for a lot of years through the

995
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 15: Comedy Festival and then more directly visiting their projects overseas

996
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 15: and stuff. So you know, as far as the work

997
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 15: they do, I can vouch that entirely. But the Unwrapped

998
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 15: campaign is as simple as designing Christmas cars. As fundraisers,

999
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 15: you can buy someone a goat, you can buy someone

1000
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 15: a chicken, you can buy someone are well, they're all

1001
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 15: different price points.

1002
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:02,959
Speaker 2: So you can buy someone a piece of shit.

1003
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 15: This is the best thing someone in your life who

1004
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 15: you've wanted to buy a piece of a bucket of

1005
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 15: shit in fact, and the truth behind that is that

1006
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 15: the country's overseas actually often use the waste of their

1007
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 15: animals that renewable energy, so it's actually legitimate.

1008
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 11: But you're still giving someone ship, which is awesome.

1009
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, saman the Jays, I was going to get a

1010
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: truck of ship.

1011
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 14: Loads.

1012
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 2: We're friends.

1013
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 11: Now we're going to do a song together.

1014
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: So the cheapest card here that you can get with

1015
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: ox chambers of chicken. So my chicken for ten bucks.

1016
00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 11: Ten bucks.

1017
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: You would have thought the bucket of shit was cheaper,

1018
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 1: but that's all right, quality crap. So you buy a

1019
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: chicken for ten bucks, right, what sort of I mean,

1020
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: what are we talking here? I mean is that what's

1021
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: that going to help?

1022
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,320
Speaker 15: Okay, So, in the context of a chicken, for example,

1023
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 15: a lot of families are in these specific communities that

1024
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 15: their agriculture and their livestock are their actual income. So

1025
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 15: for example, you know, if you've got a chicken, you're

1026
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 15: selling eggs. I've got how you're selling. So so it's

1027
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 15: it's that's where these.

1028
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 11: Funds are going. They're going towards communities.

1029
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 15: And so if you're actually giving a family, you know,

1030
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 15: a goat, for example, then that family will be able

1031
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:10,759
Speaker 15: to make money from the goat.

1032
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: Actually you're buying them an income. Really just down on

1033
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: two feet now.

1034
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,799
Speaker 15: Now it's not as simple as you know, will you

1035
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 15: buy a chicken? Someone gets a chicken. Obviously ox Fam

1036
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 15: don't want suddenly one million chickens been delivered to a

1037
00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 15: community that would devastate both the chickens and the community.

1038
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 11: And there's just a.

1039
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 15: Really sad goat waiting in a window somewhere. Not to

1040
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 15: mention the bucket a crab. That's so so, you know,

1041
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 15: we rely on ox Fam to prioritize.

1042
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 11: But it's it's it's an awesome and it's a fun way.

1043
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 4: You know.

1044
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 15: I've been given these cars myself, and it's fun sitting

1045
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 15: around Christmas actually say hey, I do something.

1046
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 2: Good for you.

1047
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 14: You know, we've all got too much stuff, let's be honest.

1048
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: That's wonderful.

1049
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 11: I agree.

1050
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: I agree particul when you get a gift and you're like, don't.

1051
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 3: You get so many bad gifts and Christmas don't worry

1052
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,800
Speaker 3: about the ship gifts.

1053
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 14: Yeah, I got a Samantha Jade CD last.

1054
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: Year having Jason the studio. Now he thought he was

1055
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:09,239
Speaker 1: going to leave there. What's this chain you put around

1056
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:13,239
Speaker 1: my leg here some great stuff we're talking about just

1057
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:15,879
Speaker 1: with ox fand there so worthwhile people checking out if

1058
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 1: they want to get involved and give people a gift

1059
00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:21,719
Speaker 1: which will go to a community in the Third world

1060
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:24,919
Speaker 1: country unwrapped dot oxfam dot or dot Yo chicken, a goat,

1061
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: a duck, piglets, whatever.

1062
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 2: You want, all from the third Your handbout, mate, I'm

1063
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 2: gonna put my hand up.

1064
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 11: I'm a good little boy. I just want to I

1065
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 11: just want to say. You can buy this card short

1066
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 11: in advance.

1067
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 15: But the best thing is if you freak out and

1068
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 15: it's Christmas Eve and you don't have a present for someone,

1069
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 15: get online.

1070
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 11: You can print it yourself at home.

1071
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 2: Yes, so don't stress Christmas shopping as well. Just do

1072
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: it all that morning.

1073
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 15: I imagine there you god, yeah, yeah, lunchtime on Christmas Day.

1074
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,760
Speaker 3: Hey friend here, you're also doing Semi j the Twelve

1075
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 3: Jys of Christmas.

1076
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 11: No, that's Samantha Jay doing that show. I will not

1077
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 11: let this go.

1078
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 2: Boys.

1079
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 11: You brought this up. Yeah, doing a little che this show.

1080
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,120
Speaker 1: She actually is doing Christmas.

1081
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 2: You're going to be against each other.

1082
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 14: She is, she is Christmas.

1083
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: And you know what, because you brought this up. I

1084
00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: feel obliged to bring it out, Samantha Jay The Magic

1085
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: of Christmas the C Day. You can get it for

1086
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: under twenty bucks.

1087
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 11: There you go, and how do we get that far?

1088
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:29,279
Speaker 1: Plenty of options, sanity, You've go on eBay.

1089
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 11: This is like my one shotcial radio and you're plugging

1090
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 11: my enemy, my mortal enemy.

1091
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: Disc dogs are doing it.

1092
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, but she doesn't have a pun in her title.

1093
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 15: What was the name of my Christmas special? You remember

1094
00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 15: that the Twelve Jays of Christmas? That is a fine pun.

1095
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't even bother with a pun?

1096
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: Will doesn't need to bother with puns.

1097
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 3: Let's face it, twelve Days of Christmas.

1098
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1099
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 15: I've been doing little little political sketches on the ABC

1100
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 15: this year. I got to I snuck into Parliament how

1101
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 15: on the day that Malcolm Turnbull got knife this year,

1102
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 15: and I was actually there at his final press conference.

1103
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: Really, I was there.

1104
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 11: I'm just hanging out the back.

1105
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 15: I have a character called the Government Coach who pretends

1106
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 15: he's you know, looking after the government. So he was

1107
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 15: just there as his captain got rolled.

1108
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,719
Speaker 11: So just froughout the year. It's all packaged together and

1109
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 11: the film and it'll be.

1110
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,280
Speaker 14: On can I Can I say it'll be on ABC?

1111
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:20,560
Speaker 2: No? Absolutely not.

1112
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: You can say it's on ABC, but it's not.

1113
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 15: It's on Channel ten, but no, it's on ABC on

1114
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,280
Speaker 15: the thirteenth of December December.

1115
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: That's right, Thursday, thirteenth of December, nine thirty on the ABC.

1116
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: And obviously if you miss it, you can get it

1117
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 1: on iv for all those people that enjoy it, because

1118
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: ivy is a rip of a waye to watch things

1119
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, pretty sweets. Absolutely, sit on the train and watch

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Speaker 15: your little tablet device.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely how we do it?

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Speaker 11: Am I connecting with the youth?

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Speaker 3: Of course?

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Speaker 15: They call it the tablet device where you.

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Speaker 1: Can watch it? I was like, come on, go for it.

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Speaker 11: Where are you watching it?

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Speaker 1: Where else where else would the youth watch it?

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Speaker 2: Though?

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Speaker 11: You know where else?

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Speaker 1: They're on the trains.

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Speaker 3: They're all on the train, the trains that there's some

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Speaker 3: environmentally you know, savvy these days.

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Speaker 11: I hate the youth. What am I saying? Sammie?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming in as you said

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Speaker 1: the Twelve Days of Christmas Thursday thirteen to seven, nine

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Speaker 1: thirty on ABS Comedy. You're a gent mate.

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Speaker 15: It's so good to speak to you. Thank you for

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00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 15: coming in. Bloody pleasure to meet you both. I'll see

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Speaker 15: you next year for the Samantha Jade.

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00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 3: And and speaking of let's jump into a Samantha Jade

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Speaker 3: track right now.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in, mate later well and whatdie we've

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Speaker 1: been getting your home for the last little while. Thank

1145
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us. No matter where you

1146
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: listen to us, we always appreciate you guys tuning in.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for the calls everyone that's joined in the show.

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Speaker 1: It's been a pleasure. We have a brand new video

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Speaker 1: for the Christmas product that you just can't miss woods.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you're struggling to choose a gift, get

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Speaker 1: along to our instagram, Will and what do You've actually

1152
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: put a link there so that you guys can click

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Speaker 1: through and get yourself a roffle cop to mate.

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Speaker 2: It's Genie.

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Speaker 3: It's effectively a drone guys that will fly into boring

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Speaker 3: gatherings or social interactions and just drop gags, drop hot gags.

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Speaker 2: We're talking.

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Speaker 3: Seinfeld's written for the Thing, Chris Rock has written for

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Speaker 3: the Thing, and I believe.

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Speaker 1: I think Louis c K has got in there.

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Speaker 2: Louis so they're great gags.

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Speaker 3: So again, go to our Instagram, see the infomercial, and

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Speaker 3: then click on the link there and you can find

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Speaker 3: yourself one.

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Speaker 1: Enjoy that. We'll see guys tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: From Paul get a fresh way to drives home with

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Speaker 5: Will and Woody