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Speaker 1: Tom Gleason in the studios.

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Speaker 2: Good eight, thanks for having me back.

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Speaker 1: Ticket to Tom's brand new show gear available at Tom

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Speaker 1: gleason dot com Dot you. Although I saw that you

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Speaker 1: did your first unofficial show at your brother's cafe in Orange.

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Speaker 2: That's where I started. Yeah, we actually before that. I

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Speaker 2: started in Newcastle and then I warmed up in Newcastle

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Speaker 2: to get ready for my brother's cafe and Orange. Then

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Speaker 2: I did that, and I want to point out that

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Speaker 2: that was early in the tour. I am a massive

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Speaker 2: star and I am performing in the comedy theater which

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Speaker 2: holds a thousand, So I don't think this is the

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Speaker 2: norm inspect I could even in Orange. I could do

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Speaker 2: the main theater there, but I don't because my brother's

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Speaker 2: in town. Neil Winge who come up to stage door

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Speaker 2: at a cafe bro, Sorry, it's a massive star. I'm

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Speaker 2: just picturing the pack out. Oh yeah, did two shows

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Speaker 2: so that no time.

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Speaker 3: But are you talking like two times, like nine am

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Speaker 3: the coffee Blitz in the morning and then eleven a m.

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Speaker 2: Just before.

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Speaker 1: It's a night. It was the same. I was imagining

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Speaker 1: people with cups of tea and Tom Gleason's come down

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Speaker 1: to like in.

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Speaker 3: The corner with his own pa system, Tom Leason doing

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Speaker 3: some years.

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Speaker 2: It's great. It's like it's called Factory Espresso and it

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Speaker 2: has Factory Espresso comedy and it's a night they do

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Speaker 2: it in there in their roasting room.

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Speaker 1: Clever and is the other people on the bill when

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Speaker 1: you're playing at a Orange.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I brought my friend with me justin Hamilton.

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Speaker 2: He's a great comedian and light hanging out with him.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, they have different acts all the time. I'm

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Speaker 2: obliged to keep doing it, so I have to in

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Speaker 2: Australia that I'm not allowed to do the big theater

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Speaker 2: and and that's Orange.

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Speaker 1: You're very grateful though, like what's the relationship like between.

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Speaker 2: You and incredibly grateful? Nice as he should be. I

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Speaker 2: was going to say, I've already mentioned him again, Espresso everybody.

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Speaker 3: Do you watch yourself like provoking his effectively audience when

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Speaker 3: you're there at his cafe?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have a funny show. But then

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Speaker 2: I tell the audience to never come back to the cafe.

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Speaker 1: Of course they stand you or you may you living

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Speaker 1: a scorching people time. Do you find it hard in

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Speaker 1: front of people that you know, like family, friends, and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that to still be the same Tom Gason.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually in real life you're going to find this

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Speaker 2: hard to believe. But I'm one of five kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and in the setting like when we're on holidays. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and we're all together. Yeah, I'm the quietest and least obnoxious.

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Speaker 1: Really no, why so I.

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Speaker 2: Am entry level?

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine the bottom of the barrel there? Who's

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Speaker 1: the on.

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Speaker 2: Top of each other abusing each other's where someone's feelings

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Speaker 2: get hurt within ten minutes? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And what I do on TV? Yeah, that's the polite

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Speaker 2: version of my family. Wow, my family is the Gleasons.

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Speaker 3: Just they do they just like clear out caravan parks

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Speaker 3: when you go on holiday together.

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Speaker 2: Caravan they're in the sticks. Come maybe you're adopting caravan

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Speaker 2: when we do. If we take over a barbecue area,

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Speaker 2: other people do seem to tut and walk away. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're pretty loud. We're very loud, and you're the least,

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Speaker 2: you're the most I'm the quiet one. Wow, I'm the strawdinary.

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Speaker 2: I'm the one who's contained.

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Speaker 1: So you wouldn't have any obviously, you wouln't have any

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Speaker 1: crimes at all in front of your family doing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Just it's them heckling. That's more than issue,

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Speaker 2: is that right? Well, you know what happened actually in

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Speaker 2: a show in Canberra. They came along to it and

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Speaker 2: I had a story about my mother, as in the

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Speaker 2: last show I did, And essentially the short story is

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Speaker 2: I learnt as an adult whenever my parents sent us

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Speaker 2: down the shops to get lollies, that was when they

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Speaker 2: would route anyway, So the whole story is about that, right,

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Speaker 2: and so now going and getting a lolly means something different. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: doing my regular thing. Where what did you believe? What

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Speaker 2: didn't you believe? Someone says, I don't believe that your

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Speaker 2: and so I said, Mom, it's true, isn't it? And

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Speaker 1: But how do you know, like obviously that it's just

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Speaker 1: your her word versus yours. Sorry to go down that's.

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Speaker 2: Quite you say no? And she said, I just wanted

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Speaker 2: to unsettle you or something. And then I said, well tomorrow,

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Speaker 2: you know you've got some family coming along. I'll cut

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Speaker 2: the story and she's like, no, no, I keep telling

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Speaker 3: Want people to know me and your brother are still active.

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Speaker 2: My mother will be coming to the show at the

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Speaker 2: Comedy Theater in Melbourne. She's going to come along and

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Speaker 2: with a pack of lollies. They sent us out. They're

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Speaker 2: not just going down to the bar to have sex

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Speaker 2: in the new bar. No, I flipped it. Yes, my

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Speaker 2: mother's been old enough. Come on, Tom's mom. That's why

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Speaker 2: I'm moving on.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm with Anthony alban mother and Anthony Albanese,

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Speaker 1: his mom and his and his dad. They had this

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Speaker 1: like Dalion's on a cruise ship. Yes, and started a friendship.

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Speaker 1: What it wasn't anyway, He was dancing around the issue.

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Speaker 1: You're using all sorts of lovely euphemisms and would He

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Speaker 1: basically just asked him if they banged on the butt. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I said, to which Albow said, that's my mother that

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Speaker 2: That's my mother you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: And yes, confirmed, let's talk about your comedy show. Yes,

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Speaker 3: it's called Gear Between your last shows. There is there

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Speaker 3: a new type of person that you're enjoying provoking?

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, a b C viewers. They're easy to provoke

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Speaker 2: because in my shows, I don't I don't do an

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Speaker 2: What I usually do is everyone's laughs, and I make

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Speaker 2: them have a few thoughts that they didn't want to have.

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Speaker 2: They're a bit off on the line off color.

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Speaker 1: Have you got an example that you can This is

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Speaker 1: a new style of comedy that I really struggle with. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like, I love it. Yeah, but I also it

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Speaker 1: does make you, particularly when you're sitting around people who

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Speaker 1: are reacting differently. Anything in particular that's going to be

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Speaker 1: kind of like on the line that you're willing to

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Speaker 2: I like to well, I like to keep my comedy

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Speaker 2: behind a paywall.

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Speaker 1: How much how much the ABC? There's free Tom Glasen

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Speaker 2: Well, no, that's right. But so what happens is you

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Speaker 2: have to buy a ticket to my show to know.

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Speaker 2: But let me put it this way, I'm airing a

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Speaker 2: lot of dodgy opinions that I own. I present them

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Speaker 2: to the audience, and the audience can decide whether they're

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Speaker 2: above board or not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but they're not.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, some of them are. I definitely would

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Speaker 2: not say them on radio, right, but I will say

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Speaker 2: them in a live theater to a thousand people. No problems.

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Speaker 2: Do you test these thoughts? I presume they're not recording.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, and there are codes on radio that

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Speaker 1: you need to do it here.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah. So just to be clear, if you do

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Speaker 2: come to a stand up show, it falls outside broadcast standards.

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Speaker 2: You've seen what I do on Hard Quiz. It's pretty loose.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Actually, we've got some audio of you and Hardwooz the

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Speaker 1: other night, which I found very enjoyable because this happens

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Speaker 1: occasionally when someone brings a specialist topic on Hard Quiz

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Speaker 1: and you've just got no idea what they're talking about.

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Speaker 2: Subject is Doja Cat? So I have the same question

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Speaker 2: as ninety nine percent of people watching the show, what's that?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm forty nine?

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Speaker 1: Do you know who Doja Cat is?

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Speaker 2: I do Now. I like the song where she goes

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, do you?

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Speaker 2: And I do know what I love doing? I like

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Speaker 1: Of course in the car. Oh, it's nothing worse it

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Speaker 5: You do.

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Speaker 2: You real delight in that because we've both got daughters.

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Speaker 3: They're one, though, so we can't really embarrass them yet,

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Speaker 2: Well, it's tricky though, because if you do it too

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Speaker 2: much they cry. Oh, and it's hard for me because

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Speaker 2: I'm a professional gig. I can make people feel very uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: So when you've got that like power in you, imagine

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Speaker 2: She's probably listening right now, going please stop, just stop.

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Speaker 2: My son, he came along to a show in Adelaide.

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Speaker 2: I was just doing a little spot in someone else's show.

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Speaker 2: Is a charity gig. Anyway, at this charity gig, someone

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Speaker 2: it was pretty good, Dad, But you know that guy

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Speaker 2: And he said, I think he was just a fan

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Speaker 2: and I said, yeah, well, but I said, think about it.

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Speaker 2: He's a fan. He's been paid the ultimate compliment. He's

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Speaker 2: been absolutely sledged by you, too close to death by me.

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Speaker 1: So he was thrilled.

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Speaker 3: It's so right though sledged by you. You recently sledged

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Speaker 3: John Cleese in a road.

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Speaker 2: We've got a bit of that, you sledging. You become

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Speaker 2: so lazy about on your career that you've come to

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Speaker 2: Australia and outsourced the job to these B grade comedians

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Speaker 2: to do it for you. Well, everyone at home is

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Speaker 2: thinking John Glees is like one of the funniest comedians

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Speaker 2: of all time, and then you have to pay him

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Speaker 2: out to his face. It was a frightening prospect. So

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Speaker 2: I just rolled up my sleeves and dinner. I didn't

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Speaker 3: Hie.

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Speaker 1: Guys, if you want to go and see Tom Gleason,

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Speaker 1: it's always great to have you on the show, mate.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for coming in. Tom Gleazon, not conoct of

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Speaker 1: you's touring all over the country. You can see him

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Speaker 1: rip into multiple very innocent people in front of your eyes.

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Speaker 1: It's a great vectacle, thanks for coming into Thank you.

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Speaker 1: What percent of assies don't wash their jocks and then

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Speaker 1: rewar them? That's a sexy dirty song. We all know

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Speaker 1: dirty can be a sexy word. Dirty is not a

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Speaker 1: sexy word in this instance. Well, no, it's not. It's not.

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Speaker 1: It's just not.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask some specifics about the question? Are you

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Speaker 3: asking what percentage of people have worn jocks twice without washing,

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Speaker 1: Twenty percent of Australians consistently consistently re wear a pair

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what the twenty twenty three Launder Report.

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Speaker 1: About tags dollars are going somewhere. I know elbows shaking

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Speaker 1: I've got some more stats from the launch.

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Speaker 2: Well, get too excited. You've got to spread them out

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Speaker 2: I'm curious it on the jocks again.

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Speaker 3: I just think that and whether this is jocks or

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Speaker 1: This ye and X two and X two sniff's tests.

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Speaker 3: If anything passes a sniff test, then there is no

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Speaker 1: I disagree. In fact, I think it like it's kind

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Speaker 3: If you give your if you give your jocks a

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Speaker 1: Do you sniff your jocks?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I forgot this fetish for you isn't it's not.

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Speaker 2: Well finishes, And don't throw around the word.

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Speaker 1: You said that you really like smelling your sweaty workout

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Speaker 3: Well, not just my workout jocks, but any jocks. I

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Speaker 3: like you bury your nose in them. When I get

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Speaker 1: You had pick You had pink nose for a little while.

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Speaker 3: I didn't have pink nose. I like to sniff my

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Speaker 3: me go, yeah, you've worked hard.

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Speaker 1: That's disgusting, but sometimes disgusting.

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Speaker 3: That's you know that you're inhaling.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but okay, it's your penis. You're you're

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Speaker 1: inhaling sweat from your own dick. Well that's what you're

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Speaker 2: I don't sweat down there.

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Speaker 1: Actually, you have a sweatless dick. That's saying that. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's it's I think you need acknowledge that you're

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Speaker 2: I don't. I'm not.

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Speaker 1: You're farting in your jocks.

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Speaker 3: You're a lot of clear and it doesn't clear clear.

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Speaker 1: Trust me, mate, you need to wake up to how

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Speaker 2: It's not rank.

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Speaker 1: It's smelling your own jokes.

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Speaker 3: Not offending anyone. It's not hurting anybody.

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Speaker 1: It's hurting you. It's it's disgusting.

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Speaker 2: It's not disgusting. It's not disgusting. I'm sorry, but I do.

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Speaker 1: I was going to do something else here, I was

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Speaker 1: I was going to ask something else. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: ask this question. I think this is important. There is

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Speaker 1: anybody else listening right now, disgusted by the fact that Woody,

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Speaker 2: Aggressively, not making a pylon.

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Speaker 1: I think I need to because I think you need

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Speaker 3: I think there will be more people that call up

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Speaker 3: now and if you're being honest, like don't sit here

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Speaker 3: like will and be a liar, and you know, make

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Speaker 3: fun of the guy who's been honest, be honest with

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Speaker 3: this when you do remove your underwear. I think we

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Speaker 1: That is so rank.

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Speaker 2: I think I think we will.

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Speaker 1: Do you sniff your own jokes? Six, Well, have you

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Speaker 1: just heard this and you are pulled over vomiting out

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Speaker 2: Vomitingt a bit aggressive.

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Speaker 1: I'm disgusted. That is actually so rank. And you had

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Speaker 2: What is pink nose?

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Speaker 1: You aggressively nose in loin, sniff your jocks at the

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Speaker 1: end of every day. And I exaggerated exactly, No, I

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Speaker 1: haven't you when you told me this off Mike, you said,

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Speaker 1: you grab them and you put your nose in there,

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Speaker 1: and you go, you go, I've worked really hard today

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Speaker 1: than that. Yeah, I do that. I definitely the fact

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Speaker 3: It's an every night is worrying for me. It's an

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Speaker 3: of how hard I've worked.

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Speaker 2: There is no doubt about it.

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Speaker 3: And I just think that we're all there's a lot

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Speaker 3: I just think that's a real shame.

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Speaker 1: Dragging your own nose through the mud. Mate, Belgium, We've

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Speaker 1: got Brody, who's gold six five? Brody, what are your

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Speaker 7: Brady, I'm on Woody side of this.

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Speaker 1: If your jocks at the end of every a lot

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Speaker 1: more than twenty percent to sniff there underwear?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, Brody.

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Speaker 1: Just to clarify you, weren't you weren't listening careful with

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Speaker 1: the Laudry Care Report twenty twenty four, people re wear

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sniff normal too, because see, Brody, w.

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Speaker 4: Do you go camping on a weekend for instance?

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Speaker 5: You've got.

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Speaker 1: Brody. I'm going to bring you back to the reason

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Speaker 1: you called, and that was to say that at the

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't, no dates, but I do have a little

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Speaker 3: I'm exactly the same Brady and Brody when when you

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Speaker 3: do have that little whiff, because it's a curiosity thing,

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Speaker 3: is there that moment it's gone more than that, it's

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Speaker 1: Are doing it every day?

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a curiosity out of like, how hard have

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Speaker 2: Is that right, Brady? Because sometimes you have a stiff

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Speaker 2: and you go to scent.

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Speaker 7: It's a certain smell you get when you get home

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Speaker 7: and it's like, wow, I've done a lot.

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Speaker 1: It's the exact thing that go through your brain. I

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Speaker 1: what the day was like. But yeah, Lucas is called

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Speaker 1: on thirteen six.

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Speaker 3: Lucas, Lucas another honest jent, no.

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Speaker 2: Doubt about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't sure about that, Lucas. What do you think

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Speaker 1: about this? This this jock sniffing at the end of

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Speaker 1: the day, mate, I do it every day.

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Speaker 8: I cut bras for a living, right, I'm in the outdoors.

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Speaker 8: I'm in then in the gardens, whatnot, sweating my balls off?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's down there.

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Speaker 8: I'll take the jocks off and I give him a sniff,

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Speaker 8: and if it smells like I've worked hard, I go, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 8: smells and great, and.

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Speaker 3: We'll just talked about having a wine after any day.

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Speaker 1: I'me beaten you just talked about I do not. Surely

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Speaker 1: there are people out here, like surely they're putting callers

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Speaker 2: Think you really you're a bit precious actually.

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Speaker 1: Not sniffing your jocks. At the end of the day,

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Speaker 1: it does not make me precious. That makes me a normal,

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Speaker 2: I'm starting to feel like it does.

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Speaker 1: I haven't got poop particles in my nose if I.

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Speaker 3: If I follow through, which I can do ats to

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Speaker 3: day where I give it a miss, I'd like to

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Speaker 1: But you fart. Everyone fights every day in their jocks. Really,

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Speaker 1: you fart a lot, and everybody farts a lot, and

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Speaker 1: that's that's just that's just what humans do day to day.

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Speaker 1: And the fact that we all know that there are

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Speaker 1: I'm baffles.

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Speaker 2: Generally speaking, I'm with the front.

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Speaker 3: So like I'll just just because it's sort of like

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Speaker 2: Know, Sarah could be used as.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's right, clearly, I'm quite clearly sniffing my jobs there.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't known, what.

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Speaker 9: Are you sniffing for? Like, seriously, what's good smell? I

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Speaker 9: am totally against this.

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Speaker 10: I'm driving home.

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Speaker 9: Thinking is it just? What the hell?

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Speaker 2: It was only men who called admitting sniffing their jokes?

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Speaker 1: Would you spect?

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Speaker 3: But Sarah, when you get home, what's the way for you,

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Speaker 3: what's the indicator for you to know that you've worked

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Speaker 3: really hard? Like, what's the what's the concrete rule where

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Speaker 3: you can go.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm Sarah, I've worked well today.

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Speaker 7: I feel a little sleepy.

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Speaker 9: I don't even need.

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Speaker 7: To go.

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Speaker 1: Into z Z.

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Speaker 3: How are you, Judalise not?

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Speaker 1: Now finally some gen Z energy in this place. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Philer Moddy and our junior producer analysis in

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Speaker 1: the studio, woulds once again a bit of a mouthpace

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Speaker 1: for gen z. Aba is about twenty two. She knows

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Speaker 1: very as people's names and seeing who she thinks they are.

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Speaker 1: I think we're going to change it up bit today though,

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Speaker 1: because there's been an outcry from the gen z community

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Speaker 1: that she has had a chance to have a dip

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Speaker 3: Lot of the gen zs are saying that we're just

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Speaker 1: Yes, which is the other way is the other way

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Speaker 1: you can spin this.

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Speaker 3: So we are giving Anneli's a rite of reply today.

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Speaker 3: So we're going to go back and forth with names

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Speaker 10: Yes, I have my name's ready. And you guys are

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Speaker 1: Okay, a first up for us before we go to

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Speaker 2: I've got a bit of am up or is this official?

444
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Speaker 1: This is official? Okay, I want to fire the first shot.

445
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,320
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of an audible clue for you.

446
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,160
Speaker 1: AB Okay, okay, So what do you think this is from?

447
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:49,280
Speaker 2: Oh?

448
00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:50,000
Speaker 8: I don't know.

449
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,160
Speaker 10: It sounds like something from Anchorman, Wrong Burgundy Live.

450
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 1: It's definitely not you don't know. You're on the right,

451
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,880
Speaker 1: You're on the right. What that's from? Though?

452
00:19:59,119 --> 00:19:59,159
Speaker 8: No?

453
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,320
Speaker 3: Is that is it?

454
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,880
Speaker 10: Is it not Ankorman? Or what's another newsy kind of show?

455
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 1: Or the news? The news is pretty Newsy. That's the

456
00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:17,320
Speaker 1: it's the pendulum remix of the ABC News theme.

457
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:20,040
Speaker 3: You do have the right of reply, so please feel

458
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 3: free to throw a name that you don't think will

459
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,920
Speaker 3: and I will be across.

460
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:27,159
Speaker 10: Okay, first one, Rachel Ziegler.

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so Ziegler and Brown do barbecues.

462
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Speaker 7: I know that.

463
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Speaker 3: So I'm thinking, I'm thinking that Rachel Ziegeler is part

464
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Speaker 3: of the Siegler and Brown.

465
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Speaker 1: Is it definitely Rachel?

466
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Speaker 7: Or is it?

467
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,520
Speaker 10: It's definitely Rachel.

468
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Speaker 1: You know, Ziegler is the guy who's in charge at

469
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Speaker 1: the Mulan Rouge.

470
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Speaker 3: Remember, Okay, so it's Mulin Rouge related or barbecue relators.

471
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Speaker 1: Now we don't know made up?

472
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Speaker 2: I think, no, no, no, no, it is.

473
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 3: She is a descendant of the Ziggler and Brown barbecue dynasty.

474
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 3: Is a very wealthy like influence based on.

475
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:15,320
Speaker 6: So close yet so far, absolutely cold. She's from The

476
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,359
Speaker 6: Hunger Games. She plays Lucy Gray.

477
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 10: She was in West Side Story and Snow White.

478
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,560
Speaker 1: In the live action film No one watched The Hunger

479
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 1: Games past the first one. You watch the new one,

480
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,159
Speaker 1: the Snakes and Ladders story.

481
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Speaker 10: Character franchise, TikTok, everybody loves it.

482
00:21:39,119 --> 00:21:40,880
Speaker 1: Now we've got one song?

483
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Speaker 7: What was it?

484
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 5: The song?

485
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,280
Speaker 1: Birds and ballads and absolute direct rip of Game of Thrones,

486
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Speaker 1: some of fire and eyes of Snakes and some of

487
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Speaker 1: Snakes and Ladders. Here we go a b Are you ready?

488
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Speaker 2: One all by the way?

489
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Speaker 1: One or one? Neil Mill? Do you have you have

490
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:01,399
Speaker 1: a name for I know, you go, you go?

491
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,960
Speaker 2: I think this is my name is too ridiculous.

492
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:08,600
Speaker 3: No, okay, so av who is shooter McGavin?

493
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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.

494
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:16,240
Speaker 6: He sounds like shoot McGavin sounds like a Olympian in

495
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,520
Speaker 6: like a kind of like shooting sport.

496
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Speaker 1: Does sound like that? It does sound like that names

497
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Speaker 1: on the tin, Well, yeah, that's I think you're heading

498
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: down that you're heading down. The barbecue wrote I'll give

499
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Speaker 1: you a hot tip nowhere near it.

500
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 6: Say those those things where they throw the plastic in

501
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Speaker 6: the air and you shoot the trap shooting.

502
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Speaker 10: So Clay shooting alternatively shooter what was his last shooter?

503
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Speaker 6: Shooter m I would probably alternatively go for maybe like

504
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Speaker 6: a movie star in like a live kind of like

505
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Speaker 6: action film.

506
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Speaker 2: You heard of the film Happy Gilmore.

507
00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:04,800
Speaker 3: I've heard of it, don't you don't see Happy? I

508
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 3: got a question for all the parents out there, can

509
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 3: you trust your kid? Or actually even if you're not

510
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 3: a parent, just just can you trust a kid? Because

511
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 3: it would appear that Chris Jenna does not trust her grandkids.

512
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,040
Speaker 3: So she basically said that she wants to buy all

513
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 3: of her grandchildren cars for her for their sixteenth birthdays. Right, lovely,

514
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,879
Speaker 3: she's got a lot of grandchildren, by the way, I

515
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 3: assume a pretty nice car, lots of cash.

516
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Speaker 1: She has lots of cash.

517
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Speaker 3: But there's a small little caveat and that is that

518
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,199
Speaker 3: she wants to drug test them before she buys them

519
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Speaker 3: a car at the age of sixteen.

520
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Speaker 1: Oh wow, So what are they going to do?

521
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Speaker 3: Just ben cousins and rock up with the shaved head

522
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Speaker 3: for the essentially interesting Christmas photo.

523
00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: You've all gone for the shaved.

524
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,920
Speaker 1: Possible wax your bodies and heads for Christmas?

525
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Speaker 2: Isn't that what She's just like, she.

526
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Speaker 3: Just wants to make sure they're not on drugs alcohol

527
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Speaker 3: at the age of sixteen. So she's going, I'm only

528
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 3: buying the car if we do the drug test, which

529
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 3: it just kind.

530
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Speaker 1: Of extraordinary to think about. You what she doing? Still sample?

531
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Speaker 3: I don't think that's how they test for drugs. I

532
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 3: think it's just you lick something. What I certainly haven't

533
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Speaker 3: be a.

534
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Speaker 1: Urine sample involved when he to do it properly?

535
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: Well, are you samples?

536
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 1: Might be taking some bloods?

537
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Speaker 3: But I can I say if a police officer pulls

538
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Speaker 3: you over and says quick drug test and then makes

539
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,960
Speaker 3: you take a pooh. I don't reckon. He's a police officer,

540
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:33,040
Speaker 3: that's all. That's all I'm going to say. I do

541
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Speaker 3: want to ask the question, though, can you trust kids?

542
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:38,240
Speaker 3: She doesn't trust kids? Now now, Pete Hellier recently told

543
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Speaker 3: me a story about one of his kids. I can't

544
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Speaker 3: remember which one it was, but basically he was sussed

545
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Speaker 3: that one of his kids was not only stashing lollies

546
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Speaker 3: in his bed, but eating lollies.

547
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 2: In his bed. So obviously when he's when.

548
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 3: He's obviously, if you're stashing, you're eating exactly right, And

549
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,800
Speaker 3: and him and his wife Bridget spoken about it. He's

550
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 3: in there stashing his lollies and he's not admitting it.

551
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 3: So anyway, one day p decided to confront him and

552
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:04,280
Speaker 3: was like, look, mate, I know I know you're stashing

553
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Speaker 3: lollies in here.

554
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 2: I know you're eating lollies in your bed. Can you

555
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: just come clean.

556
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Speaker 3: I'm not angry at you, yeah, but just tell me

557
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 3: where they are and just admit that you're doing it.

558
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,719
Speaker 3: And he goes, no, Dad, I just cannot believe you'd

559
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Speaker 3: confront me like this. I'm not stashing lollies in here.

560
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 3: And then Pete realized as he was getting angry about

561
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Speaker 3: defending the fact that he wasn't stashing lollies. He had

562
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Speaker 3: a lollipop stuck in his hair. I just if they

563
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Speaker 3: lie to your face like that, I just don't think

564
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Speaker 3: you can trust kids. So again, thirty one oh sixty

565
00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 3: five is the number. Can you trust them?

566
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Speaker 9: I know?

567
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Speaker 7: Will you?

568
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Speaker 3: Once set off? And I think it's called an orange launcher.

569
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 3: It's like a bazooka that shoots oranges.

570
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Speaker 1: What made with PVC piping and an ignitor and a

571
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Speaker 1: can of theodor illegal?

572
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.

573
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Speaker 1: I haven't been around that. I've heard of them mythical creatures.

574
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Speaker 3: Well, no, you know it well because you once launched

575
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Speaker 3: orange into your living room roof. And then when your

576
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 3: parents came home and saw the wall in the roof,

577
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 3: you said you were practicing your gulf.

578
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: Or the big Well. The thing for me there that

579
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 1: the smoking gun was that there's a piece of orange

580
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: rind all through the insulation. Yeah.

581
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 3: Might I cleansed my club with some orange rind before

582
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,560
Speaker 3: I practiced most week? Can you trust your kid? And

583
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that I don't think you can. Like,

584
00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: my daughter's only sixteen months old.

585
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Speaker 2: But even now, I'm like, I don't know.

586
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: You, but you can't trust them at this age because

587
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: they just lie to you. Your daughter's lying to you, well,

588
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: she just like she's just gonna like if I say

589
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,040
Speaker 1: you have you got a poo in your pants? She goes, well, no, exactly,

590
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Speaker 1: because I don't want you to. I can't be bothered

591
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Speaker 1: you in my nappyture. And that's fair enough. I feel

592
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: like I don't know about you, but I feel like

593
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Speaker 1: that's gonna be one of the great hurdles of being

594
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Speaker 1: a dad.

595
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: What your daughter lying to you?

596
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, like trying to teach her that telling me

597
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: the truth is a better option than lying to me

598
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: and getting away with it, because, let's face it, lying

599
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:02,800
Speaker 1: and getting is a very clean way to go about things.

600
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 1: Don't condone it ethically awful. You probably go to hell,

601
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 1: but you get through life.

602
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: You do get away with it, get away, and we've

603
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 2: all lied.

604
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 3: Well anyway, Christiana, she wants to drug test her grandchildren

605
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 3: before she buys them a car. She doesn't trust her kids.

606
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 3: But as the more we discussed about this, maybe she's

607
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,119
Speaker 3: got a point. Drug test your kids. Anyway, let's got

608
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:21,680
Speaker 3: to Donald's here on thirteen one oh sixty five, Donald,

609
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:23,359
Speaker 3: what are your thoughts?

610
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: We're actually going to Emma.

611
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,240
Speaker 2: Perfect, Emma perfect, Emma. Can you trust your kids?

612
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 9: Definitely? Not so I learned My eldest story is twelve now,

613
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 9: but when she was little, she was at a birthday

614
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Speaker 9: party and she actually shoplifted and I was absolutely mortified

615
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 9: with it. But one of the moms said to me,

616
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Speaker 9: I learned that I tell my child that if they lie,

617
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 9: that their tongue turns blue. So she is now twelve

618
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,560
Speaker 9: years old. I've got three kids, and I've done it

619
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Speaker 9: with every single one of my kids, and they cannot

620
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 9: lie to me because if they are lying, they hide their.

621
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Speaker 7: Tongue because they can.

622
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Speaker 9: That's so clever, game changer with parenting, very.

623
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Speaker 3: Clever, so clever making. Wow, I'm making that. Do you

624
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 3: do you get concerned?

625
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 1: It all?

626
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 5: Though?

627
00:28:13,119 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: Like I absolutely plan on using hollow threats like this

628
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 3: with my children.

629
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 2: Threats.

630
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,959
Speaker 3: Sorry threat was aggressive, but like lies to make them

631
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 3: tell the truth. You know, like you know, don't don't

632
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 3: swim after lunch otherwise you dround kind of you know,

633
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 3: all this.

634
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,639
Speaker 2: Sort of stuff. Do you do you worry? Though? Do

635
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 2: you worry Emma?

636
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: When they get older, but when they realize their tongue

637
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 3: doesn't go blue when they lie that, they're going to

638
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: think you're a liar.

639
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 9: Oh no, I'm pretty sure they know I'm a liar.

640
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 9: But the way I've always dealt with the situation is,

641
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 9: like I've said to them, you can tell me the truth,

642
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 9: no matter how bad it is, and we will deal

643
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 9: with it. Obviously, you don't go murder someone, but you

644
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 9: know so that they can talk to me. But the

645
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 9: funny thing is, though, when I call through my nmeld

646
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:02,240
Speaker 9: sitting with me, what my tongue?

647
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 5: Oh?

648
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 2: Sorry about that?

649
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: All the interesting hypothetical before we go to Donald though,

650
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 1: what's the whole murder thing? Can tell me anything you want?

651
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:15,960
Speaker 2: Bloody hell, we're not going there with you.

652
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 7: Wild.

653
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 3: That sounds like a podcast chat if you want those

654
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,880
Speaker 3: sort of loose and deeper chats podcast.

655
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is wild. If you've ready came to you,

656
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it on radio.

657
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,240
Speaker 1: You would be an accessory after the fact. Good answer.

658
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: That was a test. Thank you. Code's training here at

659
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: William what Donald's called thirty one six five? Donald?

660
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 2: How I am good mate? Can you trust kids?

661
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,080
Speaker 4: It's not my mum? And dad can't trust me?

662
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 3: All right?

663
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you you are the kid that can't be trusted?

664
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 2: Why when have you?

665
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 7: Like?

666
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 4: Yes, of course. So when the couple of my mates

667
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 4: come over, we are decided to jump off the ship

668
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 4: roof into the swimming pool. Yeah, and the whole roof

669
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 4: collapsed in bloody hell nightmare And we sort of said

670
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 4: to them that someone tried to break into the shed

671
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 4: and that we chased them and everything. What that was

672
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 4: about two years later my neighbors do they sing to them? So, yeah,

673
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 4: they sort of never trusted me again.

674
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 3: The police get involved, looking for a mystery vigilante who

675
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 3: broke into it?

676
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: How old? How old were you? Donald, how Aldre?

677
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 4: We probably about fifteen? I reckon.

678
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: That's because I'm interested in this because you've also brought

679
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: up very interesting Sorry, we do you know both young dads, Donald,

680
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: So we're both trying to figure this thing out. It's

681
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: funny you said they never trusted me again. At what

682
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: point when you lie to your parents do they go

683
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: That's okay, you're just learning how to stop When when

684
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: do they stop going? That's okay, you're just learning to

685
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: tell the truth. I'll forgive you. You get another fact,

686
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: you get another shot at the trust, do you know

687
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: what I mean?

688
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 2: Twenty three?

689
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,600
Speaker 1: Like when they when they lie to you at that age,

690
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: you go, Okay, I've got to treat you like an adult.

691
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 1: Now I can't trust you, you know what I mean?

692
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,200
Speaker 3: Are going to go both ways as well? What do

693
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 3: you mean I mean like I're going At twenty two,

694
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,360
Speaker 3: twenty three, I was still getting away with little white

695
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 3: lives to my parents and they weren't getting super angry about.

696
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: It because they just knew, Oh, you're just a child.

697
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 3: You know now that I'm saying at that lad, maybe

698
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 3: I was too old to still be lying to my

699
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 3: parents twenty three. Yeah, but yeah, it's it's an interesting

700
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 3: deliver and one that we'll face in many, many years. Well,

701
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 3: let's go to Kristin here. Christ In, Kristin, can you

702
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 3: trust k what's your experience here, Kristin?

703
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 7: Well, my my daughter had a day off sick, and

704
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 7: the next day my son, never wanting to miss out

705
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 7: on a day off school sick, came in on mom

706
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 7: with the town a handle and tell me, O, momm

707
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 7: so you can't go to school to them, and I said, why,

708
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,720
Speaker 7: what's wrong, darling? I think I've got what Marla's got, Well, Darling,

709
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 7: Marla's got her period.

710
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: If you've missed a guy called Harry on this radio show,

711
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: then have a listen to this. We first got to

712
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 1: know Harry when he joined us on World's Worst Tech Support,

713
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: answering particularly curly questions for an eighty five year old

714
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: how is it that multiple computers in the same office

715
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 1: can access the same file?

716
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 4: He must have the same passwords?

717
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: Give me phrases that you would use to activate Siri.

718
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 5: Sue, please wing my wife.

719
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 3: But Harry's biggest challenge over a number of weeks was

720
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 3: to try and merge a colls with his wife. And

721
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: he's pounding me here, Harry, you carry gone.

722
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: I'm now okay.

723
00:32:54,120 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 3: Finally, after four weeks of failed attempts, this good luck, Harry.

724
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: Harry with you? Okay, thank you?

725
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 5: Where we go?

726
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Wow, this is it.

727
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,440
Speaker 2: We've never got Whold music before.

728
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, come on, Harry, he's there, he's there.

729
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: They're talking. He's talking to his wife right now. Oh

730
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: oh my god.

731
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 5: There we go.

732
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 2: Hello, and.

733
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 8: We're do it.

734
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 4: Thank god.

735
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,920
Speaker 1: We love your work mate. That was bloody awesome. Willy

736
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: and I going to get you a phone, and then

737
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,720
Speaker 1: we want to come up and hand deliver it to

738
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: your mate because we'd like to come and have a

739
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: drink at the BOWLO with you.

740
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 5: Okay, lovely, more than welcome, locked.

741
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 3: Doubt, And like I said earlier, of course he's happy

742
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: to shout we're going to buy himn iPhone fifteen. Anyway,

743
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 3: this is where things get interesting. So what's locked in

744
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,719
Speaker 3: is that we are going to suppers eyes Harry. We're

745
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 3: going to go and visit him, and we definitely are

746
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,000
Speaker 3: going to give him a phone.

747
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but and it has to be a fifteen. By

748
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: the way, he's doubled down on that.

749
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 7: We tried.

750
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: I tried to ask him rather than just tell him

751
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: we're going to give him fifteen. I actually I asked

752
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: him what's the latest iPhone? Yeah, and he said fifteen.

753
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,560
Speaker 1: The bastard knew. He was like, I want the titanium boys.

754
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: I know he did his research.

755
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 1: Obviously, We've all got a couple of reject phones going

756
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: around and I was just thinking about taking it my

757
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: old iPhone eleven. You know who at the end of

758
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: the day, who would have thought. But he's all over it.

759
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:30,319
Speaker 1: He's done his research. He wants the cream of the crop.

760
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 3: Yes, so what's he going to use it for? He

761
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 3: can't even know, he's admitted to us. All he does

762
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,680
Speaker 3: is text and take phone calls. He's gonna have an

763
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 3: iPhone fifteen doing that. It's extraordinary.

764
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,320
Speaker 1: But look, we agreed to one. He did, far and square,

765
00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:44,040
Speaker 1: fair and square.

766
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 3: This is where things get interesting and it's kind of

767
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 3: divided the radio team a little bit, and we just

768
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:52,120
Speaker 3: think that there's an opportunity to have some final little

769
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: bit of fun with Harry before we give him the

770
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,439
Speaker 3: iPhone fifteen. So the idea we've got is to tell

771
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 3: him that his iPhone and is actually attached to a

772
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:06,840
Speaker 3: drone which is currently over Sydney Harbor, right.

773
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 2: And then.

774
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,440
Speaker 3: So okay, so it'll just be over the water, over

775
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 3: the water, and then we're going to hand him a

776
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 3: remote control and be like, mate, if you can get

777
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:23,880
Speaker 3: the drone back here, you get your iPhone fifteen, right.

778
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,200
Speaker 1: And so we're going to hand him a camera which

779
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: is like this is the p o V footage from

780
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: the drone, so he's you know, he feels if he's

781
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,480
Speaker 1: watching it. And then kind of like what you used

782
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: to do with your younger sibling when they were annoying

783
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: you when you were trying to play PlayStation. You give

784
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: them the control like an unplugged control, and they thought

785
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: that they were controlling it.

786
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 3: The big joke is he will not be controlling a

787
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 3: drone at all, guys, So that's that that's the.

788
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 1: Whole Actually, might even give him a PlayStation control and

789
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 1: tell him that that is the trone funny that is

790
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: controlling the driveing funny idea.

791
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,359
Speaker 3: So the joke is that he's going to be thinking

792
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,239
Speaker 3: he's driving a drone, but we're just going to get

793
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 3: him looking at footage which we're going to find on

794
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: YouTube of a drone crashing. So he will think that

795
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 3: he's put the drone and his iPhone into the water

796
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:09,240
Speaker 3: and destroyed it, right at which point we'll go, haha,

797
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 3: bit of a joke.

798
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Don't worry, mate, here's a gag. Here's your phone.

799
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: But still you get to watch him thinking that he's

800
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: destroyed a drone and an iPhone fifteen on a PlayStation control.

801
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: So the question is this guy, thirteen one oh six

802
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 3: five is a number. We really need some sort of

803
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 3: jury here. If you think you're a reasonable person, Thirteen

804
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,239
Speaker 3: one oh sixty five is the number. Is this joke,

805
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 3: taking it too far? Yeah, As a more broad question,

806
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 3: you know, can you prank old people?

807
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

808
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 2: Maybe you have.

809
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:41,880
Speaker 3: Pranked an old person in the past, And I'm very

810
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 3: keen to hear if that went well or if it

811
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: went really poorly. Yeah, and then we can decide if

812
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,000
Speaker 3: this is a good idea.

813
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: Because quite honestly, like everyone's right on the line here,

814
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: like ethically, I'm not sure it's going to be a joke.

815
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,239
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, he does get an

816
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: IIC out of fifteen, you know, well, laugh at his

817
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: expense for twenty seconds.

818
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: That's it.

819
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:02,800
Speaker 1: He's a brand new iPhone. Yeah, where's the Lineah, have

820
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: you pranked an old person? And how did it go?

821
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah? Just because they've got older doesn't mean that they

822
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 3: shouldn't be part of some light banter and pranking. And

823
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 3: the reason I'm obviously so for this is because I

824
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 3: just we've had this idea within the radio team that

825
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:19,799
Speaker 3: there's a guy called Harry who was on our show

826
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 3: every single week. We get him to answer tech questions,

827
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: and then we actually made him merge a phone call

828
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 3: live on the radio show, and we said, if you

829
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 3: pull this off, we're going to give you an iPhone fifteen, right,

830
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 3: he managed to do it, so we are going to

831
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 3: deliver him an iPhone fifteen. But I've just had an idea,

832
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 3: and that is that I like the idea of telling

833
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 3: him that an iPhone fifteen is attached to a drone

834
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 3: and then he only gets the iPhone if he can

835
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 3: control the drone to where he is, and then he

836
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 3: can take ownership of said phone. The joke being that

837
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 3: he's not going to be controlling a drone at all.

838
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 1: We don't have a drone.

839
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 3: He's just going to be looking at vision of a

840
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 3: drone will steal vision of a drone crashing effectively, so

841
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 3: he will think he's crashed the drone and hence destroyed

842
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 3: his phone. And then I'll be like, that's that's the prank, obviously,

843
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 3: and then ten seconds that we'll go, mate, just a gag,

844
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 3: here's your iPhone.

845
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he'll love it.

846
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: So's you going to shine footage just toa just YouTube,

847
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:17,280
Speaker 1: random footage of a dragon and he's going to think, yeah, yeah, yeah, classic.

848
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,680
Speaker 1: I mean, I do like the idea of give just

849
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: giving him a gap like a Nintendo seven Nintendo game controller,

850
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 1: and here's the controls for the trump like that. Let's

851
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: go to Scott thirty one of six five Scott, what

852
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 1: do you reckon?

853
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 5: May I do it?

854
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 6: Yeah?

855
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah do it?

856
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 3: Have you ever pranked an older person, Scutty?

857
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 5: Look, I almost classified as a non personal fifty nine, right, yeah,

858
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,759
Speaker 5: I can remembering back in me twenty fifty nine was

859
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 5: an old bugger fifty nine. You think you're still a

860
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 5: young fellow. But yeah, I've had the prints from what

861
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 5: I used to do back in the day, and I've

862
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 5: popped them myself lately. Private numbers ring up and say it,

863
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 5: smister walls, There no missus walls?

864
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 9: Were any of the walls that?

865
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 5: Look, mate, you got the wrong number. Try to ring

866
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 5: to someone.

867
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 4: Al may go, well, what's hold the f and roofs up?

868
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I like that.

869
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 2: It's simple.

870
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: It's a simple one. But I think I think the

871
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:20,280
Speaker 3: point you're trying to make, Scotty, is that just because

872
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 3: you've got older, it is it is, it is.

873
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 7: Ye.

874
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 3: Look, it's not the best gyar ever. But I think

875
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,719
Speaker 3: the point that Scotty is trying to make is just

876
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 3: get older doesn't mean that it shouldn't be involved in

877
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 3: great pranks.

878
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: Sarah, what do you reckon, What do you reckon about this?

879
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 7: I think it is absolutely brilliant, one hundred percent.

880
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 8: But why not?

881
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 7: And you know what you said, and I you's had

882
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 7: put an iron up there. I would put it like

883
00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 7: a fake one up there obviously, But he's doing it.

884
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 3: It's clean, there's no harm, there's no found exactly, there's

885
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 3: not going to be a drone at all up there, Sarah.

886
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 3: No drones or phones will be damaged.

887
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 9: I think it's I think that's nothing.

888
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 7: I think he will love personally. You'll actually should himself initially,

889
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,640
Speaker 7: and then when he gets it, he will laugh at it.

890
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 2: He'll laugh along with you, absolute champagne if he his pants.

891
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: So maybe maybe we're not pushing the envelope far enough.

892
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 1: Then maybe we need Maybe we don't need to get

893
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: a drone and we don't need to touch a phone

894
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,120
Speaker 1: to it, and we don't need to.

895
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 3: Know because then he'll actually crash it, and then what

896
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 3: are we going to do? Is that coming out of

897
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 3: your your pockets or is that coming out of the

898
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 3: station's pockets. The man will not be able to drive

899
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 3: a drone. I've got no doubt that the man I

900
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 3: won't even know what a drone is exactly.

901
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: That's that's what we haven't thought about as well, that

902
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: when we go this is from a camera from a

903
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: tiny helicopter that's floating above the ocean, he's going to

904
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,160
Speaker 1: think that Japanese are back like it's going to be, well.

905
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 2: It's going to be be very confusing. Absolutely, it's gonna.

906
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,359
Speaker 1: There's a lot of explaining going on here. We hand

907
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: him in control and say you're controlling.

908
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: That from three kilometers away, absolutely don't know if yeah,

909
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 3: he's nowhere, and then he's going to think he crashed

910
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 3: it in the ocean. Think it's going to be a

911
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 3: great moment. I think it's going to be very funny,

912
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 3: and I think, well, we can only take two calls,

913
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 3: both of them very for it. I reckon, we're on,

914
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 3: all right, I reckon, We're.

915
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: So we wanted to do it later this week? Well yeah, okay,

916
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: all right, all right, well let's let's open we set

917
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: a date. We'll make sure that his wife Anne gets

918
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: him to the right place.

919
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: Should we tell and would get and in on the

920
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 3: fact that we're doing a big joke on him, or

921
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 3: are we worried that she'll tell him?

922
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what was your vibe off.

923
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: I love Anne.

924
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, starters, but I think she'd do anything for Harry.

925
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: Harry Harry's wife, Well she did. She did help him

926
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: merge a call over the course of.

927
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: A month, helped him train to train three or four

928
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 2: times a week.

929
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 1: She's really trust Maybe we just string her.

930
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 3: After the d your wife and an iPhone fifteen are

931
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 3: hanging from a drone