Speaker 1: This is just really posted a couple of mitches. Hello, ye,
Speaker 1: bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Oh please,
Speaker 1: you're in bed with a cup of bloody hall licks by.
Speaker 2: A tall licks.
Speaker 1: And push you to slip. It's like a malt drink.
Speaker 1: Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole licks Michuri
Speaker 1: and Mitchell coups.
Speaker 2: Hello youllo you Hello, this is very cozy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you tell the people where we're broadcasting
Speaker 1: from today?
Speaker 2: I've been seduced into Mitchell Cherry's bedroom.
Speaker 1: Hello, what a diva? You're the second twink in my
Speaker 1: bed this week? You're not.
Speaker 2: You did actually say to me, And this is interesting
Speaker 2: given the last few weeks you've been alluding to the
Speaker 2: fact that you wanted to pork me. When we first met.
Speaker 2: You did say to me, why don't we just lay
Speaker 2: on the bed? And I was like, you can lay down?
Speaker 2: Is there a chair I can sit on? That feels
Speaker 2: a little bit too intimate?
Speaker 1: You made it really weird when old friends.
Speaker 2: I know that's true. Are we close enough that if
Speaker 2: I got really blind drunk I could just crash in
Speaker 2: your bed? Absolutely? Am I going to really? I know
Speaker 2: that you wouldn't fiddle with me, but I'm like, I
Speaker 2: would feel like that. So I remember once I crashed
Speaker 2: on your couch and I felt like I was intruding.
Speaker 1: No, because you know what, I remember that you crashed
Speaker 1: on the couch in the early days of my old relationship,
Speaker 1: and like it was new for me to live with
Speaker 1: another person. Yeah, but then you were in there, so
Speaker 1: we were all kind of like, is this is this?
Speaker 1: How do we operate this?
Speaker 2: It was because I'd driven to your house, We're having
Speaker 2: a couple of drinks, and then we got a bit
Speaker 2: carried away. It was a fun night. It was fun,
Speaker 2: but I was like, can I just crash on the
Speaker 2: couch for a couple of hours until I can drive again?
Speaker 2: So I got up at like midnight or something, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm sober, now I can go home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we work up and you were gone. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wasn't intending to stay the night and be like
Speaker 2: make me breakfast, pease. But yeah, it felt weird, intruding,
Speaker 2: And so I'm like, do we have that sort of
Speaker 2: friendship where I can just crash in your bed?
Speaker 1: I feel like if I met someone on a night
Speaker 1: out and we were just friends, I'd be like, come
Speaker 1: and crash in my bed. It doesn't bother me. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's interesting size bed. I find the way I'm sitting now.
Speaker 1: I'm in my bedroom in my childhood home, my family house,
Speaker 1: and I'm on the left hand side of my king bed.
Speaker 1: And then Mitch's pulled a chair and he's sitting at
Speaker 1: the end of the bed.
Speaker 2: I've got me feed up, don't I do. We're very calm, comfy.
Speaker 1: Look, this is my squish mellow.
Speaker 2: Oh she's gone.
Speaker 1: You've never felt one, have you? I have that? Actually, okay, well,
Speaker 1: don't feel mine, because I've got a gift for you. Really,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to crawl across the bed, so excuse me.
Speaker 2: Where is the emotional support penis plush toy?
Speaker 1: I got that. The dog took it and the dog
Speaker 1: has been humping at Hamish, my family dog.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a dog toy. Now always it's a birthday present.
Speaker 2: Close your eyes okay open, Oh my god, I got
Speaker 2: you a squish mellow.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay.
Speaker 2: I'm just feeling it for the first time. Wishmellows are
Speaker 2: quite lovely. They're so lush. Wow.
Speaker 1: Now, describe what you think it is. It looks like
Speaker 1: a rat holding a don't what is it? Yeah, as
Speaker 1: soon as I saw the rat, I thought of you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get You're the most Australiana animal possible
Speaker 1: because I thought, you know you're a country boy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're as bussy as it gets. I wanted to get
Speaker 1: like a possum. So to me, it's a possum.
Speaker 2: What's the occasion? Why am I getting a squish mellow?
Speaker 2: It's not my birthday or anything.
Speaker 1: Because we said we'd get you on and then you said.
Speaker 1: I said you'd have to pick it yourself, but I
Speaker 1: knew you wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Yes, I wouldn't do it. You know. I did go
Speaker 2: to one of those like arcade game things the other day.
Speaker 2: You know how you play those games. You hit the hammer,
Speaker 2: you score a certain amount of tickets, and then you
Speaker 2: go to the store afterwards, and depending how many tickets
Speaker 2: you won in all the games, you can choose a prize.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I only had like one hundred points. I needed two
Speaker 2: thousand to win a squish Mellow. I was so determined.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to win my first squish Mellow.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even closed.
Speaker 1: Did you get a slappy hand, one of those sticky hands.
Speaker 2: No, I got like a pig stressful.
Speaker 1: Oh you would love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was happy with my pig. But I'm
Speaker 2: also happy with this squish mellow.
Speaker 1: How good? Isn't it? Like so lush and squish.
Speaker 2: It's not what I was expecting. It's very different to
Speaker 2: a normal stuffed toy. Yeah, it feels like it's full
Speaker 2: of jelly squish Mellow's pat in you because sails are
Speaker 2: gone through the roof. I saw in our Facebook group
Speaker 2: so many people being like I got my first one
Speaker 2: after Cheery mentioned them.
Speaker 1: I know, and they've all got names on them. What's
Speaker 1: your name? I think it's on a tag, but you
Speaker 1: can name it whatever you want. Maybe it came off.
Speaker 2: So it's a possum, is it?
Speaker 1: I think?
Speaker 2: So where's the name?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure? Actually, maybe I'm laying.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I'm gonna have to google the only
Speaker 2: possum donut because I want to know its name.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think it might be a mouse
Speaker 1: if you want to get the actual.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was right when I said rat.
Speaker 1: I got it from Kmart. Yeah, it's quite cute. I
Speaker 1: went to kmart and they've got like the collaborations. Now
Speaker 1: fuck you think Squish Mellow are paying me? We should
Speaker 1: send them. They've got like Star Wars ones and laying
Speaker 1: King squish mellows.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the bloody spider Man crap.
Speaker 1: But I love mine. I've got a little yellow one.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I miss Chipley and Harris, my old tube.
Speaker 1: And what can you do? Oh? I think it's called
Speaker 1: Camillo yours. Yeah, Oh it's called Camillo with donut. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: look at him. Can Camillo Parker bolts, by the way,
Speaker 1: while we're in your bed?
Speaker 2: Can I just ask a question? Because ever since your
Speaker 2: birthday party here at this house, I've been waiting for
Speaker 2: some sort of reaction. But did you even notice that
Speaker 2: I fucked with your bedroom?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? Was that you? Yes? That was you.
Speaker 2: Yes, You've swapped all your drawers around.
Speaker 1: Confused, I'm surprised you didn't touch the sex toy drawer.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't touch that one. That's right, your whole
Speaker 2: TV cabinet, your undies and socks, draw your bloody makeup
Speaker 2: stand over there, whatever you call it. I just swapped
Speaker 2: the drawers, Confuse. The top drawer was now the bottom drawer.
Speaker 2: I know I was waiting for some sort of reaction.
Speaker 1: I haven't been home. I've been touring. You notice I've noticed,
Speaker 1: and it fucked me off because my sunglasses are now
Speaker 1: on the left. They used to be on the right.
Speaker 1: My bag's and no one's left.
Speaker 2: It's so annoying, I will say. They're not actually easy.
Speaker 2: I thought I broke your cabinet. It was really hard
Speaker 2: stopping the drawers. I had to get a second pair
Speaker 2: of hands in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine I had. I haven't changed them
Speaker 1: back for that reason, because I tried. Also, my shorts
Speaker 1: and it's so confusing. I've got to get my jeans,
Speaker 1: but they're where my shorts are. Fuck you. Also, did
Speaker 1: you turn my Nintendo switch upside and my candle? Yes,
Speaker 1: you're a menace.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I find it so funny, just
Speaker 2: like turning shit upside down in people's houses.
Speaker 1: You're such a pain. I didn't know who it was
Speaker 1: with me. Thanks a lot. Thanks.
Speaker 2: I've done it before to other friends where I've just
Speaker 2: put their bed the other way, like the pillows are
Speaker 2: now at the foot of the bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you've done it in my old house.
Speaker 1: It's an old proble. Really, you should have known it
Speaker 1: with me. Well, thanks a lot for that, Thank you
Speaker 1: for coming clean.
Speaker 2: You're welcome.
Speaker 1: The reason we're in my bedroom today is because I'm
Speaker 1: on the brink of some sort of breakdown. I'm in
Speaker 1: the middle of a national tour. It is so fucking insane, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: It's like I said last week on paper, It's not
Speaker 2: like by going down to mine or whatever, but it
Speaker 2: just is. It takes it out of you being on
Speaker 2: flights here, there and everywhere. Oh and you're balancing your
Speaker 2: full time job in amongst flying to fucking Perth and
Speaker 2: all this shit. You've done Perth, right, Yeah, so I
Speaker 2: just did.
Speaker 1: I did Perth and Adelaide this week, and by the
Speaker 1: time this episode is out, I'll have done the Sydney Show.
Speaker 2: And the State Theater. Isn't that cool? That's wild?
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I saw an evening with Nigel Lawson there recently at.
Speaker 1: The State Theater.
Speaker 2: Wow, it was gorgeous. It was the most wholesome evening
Speaker 2: of my life.
Speaker 1: Do you think they'll add the credits of Nigella Lawson
Speaker 1: and Mitch Jury to their alumni on the website? You
Speaker 1: can go on the state Field, who's performed a stable
Speaker 1: of stars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Barner Star. No, it was actually it was
Speaker 2: the weirdest evening ever. It was just her being interviewed
Speaker 2: by Matt Preston on stage. But I was just eating
Speaker 2: it all up. I was like, I could listen to
Speaker 2: Nigela just talk about meals all day.
Speaker 1: Does she do that thing where she uses what is it?
Speaker 1: Is it not alliteration imagery or whatever it's called.
Speaker 2: It wasn't that. There wasn't a lot of sexual innuendos
Speaker 2: in the live shirt. It was very wholesome.
Speaker 1: She's just so well spoken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was saying things like I think that even
Speaker 2: if you're preparing a meal for one, that's no excuse
Speaker 2: to just make some piece of shit that's just fuel.
Speaker 2: Like you should treat yourself and make this meal presented
Speaker 2: beautifully for yourself.
Speaker 1: You know, nigelous, some of us are depressed, babe. Some
Speaker 1: of us can't be fun. Some of us absolutely can't
Speaker 1: be fucked. Although sometimes when I boil my ea, I
Speaker 1: have two bald eggs every morning, I cut them in
Speaker 1: half and I do salt and pepper and flaky salt,
Speaker 1: and like I'll do a bit of toast and I
Speaker 1: will go, oh, I feel better, and like that when
Speaker 1: I perfectly running my eggs, like when they're clicked seven
Speaker 1: minutes bang on and they're running, I go, God, my
Speaker 1: day starts better because it's esthetic and it's perfect.
Speaker 2: I know. It's the worst when I get a little
Speaker 2: bit distracted and then I.
Speaker 1: Go, oh, fuck, I've overcooked the egg. There's going to
Speaker 1: be no runniness. I go, hey, Siries, start a seven
Speaker 1: minute timer. Now she's going to start at fuck, I've
Speaker 1: got nine series in my room. What about before? What happened?
Speaker 1: My Siries just started playing, Oh, there's like.
Speaker 2: A little smart speaker in your room, and I apparently
Speaker 2: knocked it off the cabinet. I picked it back up,
Speaker 2: didn't realize I pressed a button when I was putting
Speaker 2: it back on the cabinet. And then it just announces
Speaker 2: now playing every song.
Speaker 1: It did. It didn't even say all songs, insinuating every song.
Speaker 1: SI went now playing every song, just like starting with
Speaker 1: the national anthem. What I'm talking about that? What did
Speaker 1: it start with?
Speaker 2: It was like Gangham style, something bizarre.
Speaker 1: I think so awful. Anyway, the show today is from
Speaker 1: my bedroom.
Speaker 2: Price keeper Jenna is not here. No, the most ridiculous
Speaker 2: excuse to date.
Speaker 1: Well, I wasn't across that. You must have messaged privately, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Well. I told her okay, to make it easier on
Speaker 2: Mitch because he's on the brink of burnout and I
Speaker 2: know where he's coming from. I get it. We're going
Speaker 2: to head to his house on Saturday, which is very
Speaker 2: unusual for you to sacrifice your weekend. Yes, and she goes,
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm going to be in here and makeup
Speaker 2: all day.
Speaker 1: Oh. I was like, who do you think you are? Well,
Speaker 1: the reason she's in here and makeup is because today,
Speaker 1: the day of recording it is the Australian Commercial radio
Speaker 1: all yeah.
Speaker 2: The radio logis if you like, and Jenna's obviously getting
Speaker 2: dold up, but all day also.
Speaker 1: I'm getting dold up. I'm a fucking presenter. Ye. And
Speaker 1: I'll get ready with it an hour to spare.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're a man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that's well. I feel like.
Speaker 2: I have empathy when it comes to women getting ready
Speaker 2: because it takes me just as long with this long hair.
Speaker 1: It would true. What do you have to shampoo that
Speaker 1: every time? Oh? God no, no, I only wash it
Speaker 1: once a week, once a week, interesting, I'm twice a week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got hair, masks and shit that is in the meantime.
Speaker 1: This is riveting stuff.
Speaker 2: But it's jennything hare and make up all day?
Speaker 1: Can you believe? Is it?
Speaker 2: Call her actually at one point and be like, should
Speaker 2: be weary about getting you nailstone?
Speaker 1: Should be quickly caller now? Yeah, if you want, may
Speaker 1: as well. I'm connected to the desk. Which fad is
Speaker 1: she on? I think I've already put it on an app?
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, the bluetooth. Yep, this is this a FaceTime? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wonder if you'll answer. She'll be busy in here
Speaker 1: and make up all day. She won't answer, Oh wow,
Speaker 1: she wasn't playing. She will be in here and make
Speaker 1: up book on her. She didn't pick up. Wow.
Speaker 2: I'm very curious to see how she turns out in
Speaker 2: that case. I can't wait to see the fit.
Speaker 1: Yeah another can I all right? Well, let's start the show.
Speaker 1: Show Mitchell. If it is your first time listening, we
Speaker 1: start every show with an is it just to me?
Speaker 1: So it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: We have one each. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Mitch's we're going in blind.
Speaker 2: Do you want to kick things off for us today?
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine's tour related. I'm on tour and it's I've
Speaker 1: got things top of mind. I'm in airports three times
Speaker 1: a week, So mine's mine's too related. It's not very
Speaker 1: it's so relatable. Well, people can travel, people fly. I
Speaker 1: think you all go first. You want to, let's get
Speaker 1: what's yours. There was an incident at a pub recently.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I've just got to stop going out, don't
Speaker 1: I I was going to say, I was just looking
Speaker 1: at your face to make sure your glasses are on
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got the new glasses. Isn't worry. But yeah,
Speaker 2: first I had the drink spiking. And then there's been
Speaker 2: another incident. I'm just going to become a herm and
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 1: Fuck, I don't know about this one either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'll let you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, Right, let's start. Is it just me? Do
Speaker 1: you find it weird that if your pilot flying the
Speaker 1: plane was a learner, you just never know about it. Well,
Speaker 1: how do we know it's not their first day?
Speaker 2: That's true, that's not something that'd ever disclose, is it no, like,
Speaker 2: how do we know it's not their first time flying
Speaker 2: a literal plane because every pilot would have to have
Speaker 2: a first day flying.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: They always talk about the pilots as if you should
Speaker 2: know who they are, Like the you know, the flight
Speaker 2: attendant will say, oh, we've got Captain Greg what's his face? Yes,
Speaker 2: flying today, as if some frequent fly is going to go, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't like Greg's flying now.
Speaker 1: Yes. It annoys me because surely they could put like
Speaker 1: a giant fuck off L plate on the tail, you know,
Speaker 1: covering the quantus logo, just an L plate. What if
Speaker 1: we had to sign their log book, like as a
Speaker 1: passenger you had to just go up and sign it
Speaker 1: for them. Well, they'd have.
Speaker 2: More than one pilot, there isn't They usually two. There's
Speaker 2: a co pilot, so he'd have a supervisor.
Speaker 1: I know, but sometimes I think, like, God, that was
Speaker 1: such a bumpy fucking landing. It would not surprise me
Speaker 1: if this was his first ever day or a really
Speaker 1: rough takeoff, and you go, you know, what was probably
Speaker 1: his first flight ever or.
Speaker 2: Her I don't reckon. They tell you at the start,
Speaker 2: by the way, this is my first flight. They might
Speaker 2: tell you at the end because at the start that
Speaker 2: had put you off. It would frighten me to no
Speaker 2: extent because I remember when I was on my Kentiky
Speaker 2: tour with Jenna. Yeah, of course, back in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: our tour guide prit who by the way, she kept
Speaker 2: encouraging us to use her hashtag any photos you put
Speaker 2: up hashtag Kentiki brit. Oh really that hashtag is still
Speaker 2: used to this day. No way, I want to check it.
Speaker 2: Go and have a look at hashtag Kentiki Breeze on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kenty brit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, she was a fabulous tour guide. We loved her,
Speaker 2: although she didn't handle the bullying incident very well. I
Speaker 2: will say, oh that's another story, but.
Speaker 1: Well, one hundred plus posts, yes, a thousand plus posts.
Speaker 2: And so at the end of the tour, like our
Speaker 2: last night on Kentucky Together, she said, by the way,
Speaker 2: I have a confession. She's key week, I have a confision.
Speaker 2: This is actually my first ever Kentucky tour. And everyone
Speaker 2: just stood up and applauded because we were like, oh fuck,
Speaker 2: this is the first time she has led a group,
Speaker 2: and we thought that she was phenomenal and she started
Speaker 2: crying because she was that overwhelmed at like how we
Speaker 2: were validating her being like, you nailed it, bitch, well done.
Speaker 2: First day on the job.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very sweat And by the looks, the hashtag
Speaker 1: is still active, so yeah, she's still in the job.
Speaker 1: She's still working. I guess it's the same as like
Speaker 1: any first job. But like I went and bought a
Speaker 1: pair of pants in other day to store and it
Speaker 1: was clearly his first day, and he said to me,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this will be a bit slow. It's my
Speaker 1: first day. See.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that, mate, because then I'm more likely
Speaker 2: to be patient totally.
Speaker 1: But I guess there's some jobs where you can't like
Speaker 1: I'm a pilot, a pilot or a fucking heart surgeon,
Speaker 1: Like I'm going to do your triple bypassed. Just FYI,
Speaker 1: it's my first day of surgery. I was. I worked
Speaker 1: at Baker's Delight last Thursday. I feel like.
Speaker 2: I've had some sort of procedure done and they've mentioned,
Speaker 2: by the way, this student doctor is going to be
Speaker 2: shadowing me and watching over. I'm like, well, as long
Speaker 2: as they keep their fucking hands off me during this colonoscopy.
Speaker 2: I dipte mind.
Speaker 1: Well it's fair though, because like you have to have
Speaker 1: a first it's not going to be good. Like my
Speaker 1: first ever on air shift. It was terrible, but people
Speaker 1: wouldn't have known. Listening, they're not going to go this
Speaker 1: sounds like this idiot's first day. What was the first
Speaker 1: on air shift? Oh my god? My first on air
Speaker 1: shift was Christmas Eve twenty sixteen, Christmas Eve nighttime. It
Speaker 1: was from seventeen. So it's a bit off Broadway. Yeah, yah,
Speaker 1: it is off Broadway. And it was like music, classic music.
Speaker 1: I was just announcing songs. It was nothing special.
Speaker 2: No one would have noticed. It was your first day.
Speaker 1: No one noticed. But you know what, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever told the story I took the radio station
Speaker 1: off air on my first ever shit.
Speaker 2: First ever shift. I'd believe it.
Speaker 1: What did you do? I no, I did nothing. The
Speaker 1: radio station was struck by lightning. My satellite was struck
Speaker 1: by lightning.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I turned the station off air for thirty seconds and
Speaker 1: my boss called me freaking out.
Speaker 2: But what are the odds? They would have been like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're given this new kid to go, and then that happened.
Speaker 1: And they caslp me They were like it was you,
Speaker 1: and I said, no, I don't know what happened. There's
Speaker 1: a massive storm. I feel it has something to do
Speaker 1: with that. And they're like, no, mate, you're on new
Speaker 1: like you fucked up? Is their proof it was struck
Speaker 1: by line? Yes, the technicians were in the building and
Speaker 1: I got them to investigate. They sent an email going
Speaker 1: the receiver site was struck by lightning in western Sydney.
Speaker 1: There you go that, Yeah, very validating. I think it
Speaker 1: was Santa the reindeer hit the satellite.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear about Kentucky britt fucking up
Speaker 2: the bullying incident? By the way, who was the bullying well,
Speaker 2: which Jenna is here because she could back up my story.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: It's funny that I'm talking about this now when I'm
Speaker 2: in your childhood home. But there were these pigs from
Speaker 2: the shy up on our patique bit.
Speaker 1: I stand by that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was the closest that I've felt to
Speaker 2: being on a school excursion since a school excursion because
Speaker 2: the social hierarchies that aren't a thing when you leave
Speaker 2: school were back. There was the cool kids and they
Speaker 2: very much treated us like the losers.
Speaker 1: And how old were you would have been what twenty one?
Speaker 2: Yes, twenty one yeah. And one of them decided to
Speaker 2: set off a fire extinguisher in my bedroom on one
Speaker 2: of the nights. They just came in set the.
Speaker 1: Fire ex thing which are off while I was sleeping,
Speaker 1: and then left it there. Oh.
Speaker 2: And it was like no two or three and or something.
Speaker 2: And I had to call brit and be like, I'm
Speaker 2: so sorry to wake you, but my room is covered
Speaker 2: in white shit. They set off a fire exiguture in
Speaker 2: my room.
Speaker 1: She goes, okay, well I can I can discipline them, reprimand.
Speaker 2: Them in the morning. I was like, no, no, don't think
Speaker 2: you understand. I need somewhere to sleep, like I think
Speaker 2: you need to see it with your own eyes. It
Speaker 2: was on your bed, Yeah, it was through the whole room.
Speaker 2: Have you ever set off a fire extinguisher in a
Speaker 2: tiny cabin? Everything is covered in gray and it stinks
Speaker 2: as well. And so she was like, all right, I'll
Speaker 2: come out a look. And then she came up to
Speaker 2: my cabin and she saw it and she goes, oh
Speaker 2: my god. And she goes the front admin desk like
Speaker 2: the security everything is shut. I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: About getting another room, so she made me sleep on
Speaker 2: in the fucking fire, extinguished the room.
Speaker 1: Breathe in the fumes and you'll fall straight up. It
Speaker 1: was horrible. That's not very good from KENTICKI brute.
Speaker 2: And then the next day I saw her reprimanding the
Speaker 2: bully from the Shire Good and he had a word
Speaker 2: with me, being like, oh, mate, you know, it's just
Speaker 2: a bit of fun between us, but I need to
Speaker 2: you know, we don't need to dob on each other
Speaker 2: do It's a bit of fun. And I was like,
Speaker 2: might have been fun for you, dog, but I didn't
Speaker 2: enjoy it now, of course not. And I could tell
Speaker 2: that it was like getting really worked up. She called
Speaker 2: her supervisor. I mean, like, how do I handle this situation?
Speaker 2: And she started like getting teary because and now that
Speaker 2: I know that it was her first fucking day on
Speaker 2: the job, I get it. But she's like, I can't
Speaker 2: kick this guy off the tour and just leave him
Speaker 2: in a different country. I can't remember where we were
Speaker 2: at this point, but she literally would be leaving him
Speaker 2: in the middle of nowhere in Europe.
Speaker 1: That happens though. They've got the power, yeah, to get
Speaker 1: rid of people on the tour.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. And she was crying at the thought
Speaker 2: of having to do it. So I was like, babe,
Speaker 2: you know I could kick him off, but just like
Speaker 2: I'm letting you know that it was fucked and this
Speaker 2: is what he's capable of.
Speaker 1: And what Jenna was just being railed in the next room, Well,
Speaker 1: she was.
Speaker 2: In the girl's cabin. So that's the other thing they
Speaker 2: wouldn't let because there was three of us, Jenna, Amy
Speaker 2: and I went as friends. They wouldn't let the three
Speaker 2: of us sleep in the same room because they couldn't
Speaker 2: have men sleeping in the same room as women. I
Speaker 2: was like, I promise you, I won't fuck. I promise
Speaker 2: you I won't. It won't come to that.
Speaker 1: Funny that Jenna's room also was covered in a white substance.
Speaker 1: It was very different, yuck, very different, and she had
Speaker 1: no complaining. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: You should follow these idiots online search A couple of
Speaker 2: mitches now coming up In our Wednesday episode, episode one
Speaker 2: sixty six, Cheery's had a bit of an awkward moment
Speaker 2: on tour that you're going to tell us about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually I feel really bad about it, and
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's a in an ethical conundrum. I
Speaker 1: ruined the holiday of these two Ussie punters. What This
Speaker 1: couple were traveling to Adelaide and they were having the
Speaker 1: time of their life. They even had an I Love
Speaker 1: Adelaide shirt on.
Speaker 2: Is this going to be more airport chat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, more airport chatter, yeah, but this is off the
Speaker 1: plane at the airport. I genuinely ruined their holiday. I
Speaker 1: seriously did. And Britain Laura, who I'm currently on tour for,
Speaker 1: think that I'm in the wrong and they were disappointed.
Speaker 1: They were disappointed in you in your actual holy shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I'll see if it's three out of three
Speaker 2: co hosts disappointed.
Speaker 1: In you, wait till we hear about that. I had
Speaker 1: my own Kentiqui brit moment. It was awful. It was awful.
Speaker 2: And also coming up in that episode, we've taken some
Speaker 2: feedback on board. We get a lot of feedback from you,
Speaker 2: our idiots. Some of it's good, some of it's bad.
Speaker 2: But in our next episode, we're implementing a big change.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Of course, lots of changes on the podcast recently.
Speaker 1: And can I just say, don't bite the hand that
Speaker 1: feeds you all? Very good, We're giving you an extra
Speaker 1: episode a week.
Speaker 2: We do kind of ask for feedback, though, like the
Speaker 2: survey monkey, that's a whole other kettle of fish.
Speaker 1: Oh, we should go through that survey we did recently, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I don't think I could. Mitch and I sat in
Speaker 1: the in the recording studio a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: went through the results and some of the bullshit because
Speaker 1: it was anonymous. Some of the bullshit that you guys
Speaker 1: wrote about us was awful.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even anonymous. They put their name to it
Speaker 2: half the time, but they were scathing.
Speaker 1: It's fine, we asked for feedback. Bad.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that another time. Also, while I've gotcha's,
Speaker 2: can I just take this opportunity to do a bit
Speaker 2: of self primo?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. How deg is not your show? My comedy show.
Speaker 2: Tickets are now on sale. We've got the bogan Gate
Speaker 2: Show if you fancy a fucking Central West Road trips.
Speaker 1: So exciting, by the way, it's so basific. Good for
Speaker 1: Jessica row to put bogen Gate on the map.
Speaker 2: How weird was that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you say that? II TV presenter Jessica Rowe
Speaker 1: and TikToker.
Speaker 2: Was at bogan Gate and she was on the way
Speaker 2: to some conference in Condlobolan.
Speaker 1: So weird.
Speaker 2: We're getting her on the podcast soon, aren't.
Speaker 1: We we I literally saw her at an event the
Speaker 1: other day and she yet, when am I coming on
Speaker 1: with you to be beautiful, smart, funny men.
Speaker 2: I think enough people must have commented on her photo
Speaker 2: of her in bogen Gate saying, oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: Mitchell Koms's hometown because she randomly followed me aha. And
Speaker 2: so anyway, Yes, the bogan Gate tickets are now on sale.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to talk to Jess about her thoughts
Speaker 2: on bogen Gate. But also, my tickets to Adelaide are
Speaker 2: on sale.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: So far, the bogen Gate tickets are selling a lot
Speaker 2: more than Adelaide, which is weird. And then I realized
Speaker 2: it's because I've barely promoted Adelaide. So hey, if you're
Speaker 2: an adelaide An idiot, I'm coming your way late November
Speaker 2: or mid November.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also they're not on sale yet, Perth. I'll
Speaker 1: have some news for you very soon, my god. Also,
Speaker 1: can I just say, look at us, two touring comedians
Speaker 1: being hilarious. No life on the road, it can I
Speaker 1: it's actually very fun like, I can see why you
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gorgeous. Do you get to meet people afterwards? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's my favorite part. Yeah, it's really cute.
Speaker 1: People are so sweet, people made merch and going to
Speaker 1: get photos and it's very nice.
Speaker 2: I also get told nice stories like you and Mitch
Speaker 2: have gotten me through the toughest times. Yeah, when I
Speaker 2: feel lonely blah blah blah, and I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: so sweet. I'll make sure to tell Cherry you said that.
Speaker 2: I never do.
Speaker 1: You've never told me, You've never want told me. I
Speaker 1: think I'm thank you. I think they think they feel
Speaker 1: more comfortable telling you.
Speaker 2: I go for Drew Barrymore on them. I fucking hold
Speaker 2: their hands and listen to them.
Speaker 1: Get on your hands and ned, we've got the lisp
Speaker 1: as well. That is very Drew Barrymore. So that happened
Speaker 1: to you. Sorry, I've never once made fun of your list,
Speaker 1: but I shouldn't. It's not funny.
Speaker 2: I am Drew Barrymore and that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: She's canceled at the moment, so you don't want she
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's in trouble.
Speaker 2: What's she done now?
Speaker 1: Well? She continued doing a talk show during the riders strikes.
Speaker 1: I thought she stopped, and she did. But then now
Speaker 1: the rider strikes are over and her riders refuse to
Speaker 1: write for her.
Speaker 2: Oh for fuck?
Speaker 1: I know, I mean, thank god. Our riders are nice?
Speaker 1: What riders?
Speaker 2: We can barely spell ourselves, especially.
Speaker 1: Today, Guys, my brain is fucking cook Mitch and I
Speaker 1: on a fucking squish mellow. Who are you lean on
Speaker 1: Romanov or something? What's yours?
Speaker 2: I can't even remember hanging on open? Yeah, Camillo Camillo.
Speaker 2: It's like Camilla Cabello mushed into one. Camillo Camillo. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Camillo the pillow.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, it's comfortable, isn't it? It is if until
Speaker 1: Sean uses it to prop your ass up. Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2: A good idea.
Speaker 1: Didn't work perfectly. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: I know you're not.
Speaker 1: I'm not joke. I haven't used it. Don't use the
Speaker 1: new one, but the old one cries on a bike.
Speaker 1: That's why we had too they get flat quick? All right,
Speaker 1: shall we jump into your origin? Yeah, you're ready for
Speaker 1: my jem let's go? Yeah? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you sometimes forget that straight fuckheads exist?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, because I know you're going to tell a
Speaker 1: story here, and I don't want it to be I
Speaker 1: don't want it to be distressing, but yes I do
Speaker 1: do you. Sometimes you just think we live in a
Speaker 1: nice time and you think we're in our own.
Speaker 2: Little queer safe bubble. And sometimes I forget that straight
Speaker 2: idiots exist. So not idiots is in our listeners?
Speaker 1: Well they do exist?
Speaker 2: Yes, no, they do exist. And I'm not casting a
Speaker 2: net saying oh, straight people, but specifically straight dickheads, and
Speaker 2: I don't come across them often, our paths rarely cross,
Speaker 2: but sometimes I happen upon them in their own natural habitat,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, that's right, people like you exist. Honestly.
Speaker 2: The last straight fuckhead I encountered before the one I'm
Speaker 2: about to mention with probably the guy on Kentiki. Yeah right,
Speaker 2: but I forget that people like that exist. And so
Speaker 2: what happened? I this is true, I don't know this story.
Speaker 2: You haven't told me. Well, Sean and I went to
Speaker 2: dinner in Manly, but we were staying at my place,
Speaker 2: so we caught the ferry over to Manley and then
Speaker 2: we were catching the ferry back to Circular Key. Got
Speaker 2: it and the fairy wasn't coming for fifteen minutes or so,
Speaker 2: and I needed to do a little wi yeah, And
Speaker 2: so I said, I'm just going to pop into that
Speaker 2: bar right there, right next to the ferry stopping. Manly,
Speaker 2: they've got Wharf Bar.
Speaker 1: Yeah night.
Speaker 2: And I was curious to see Wolf Bar because they're
Speaker 2: in the same category as the bogen Gate Park. They're
Speaker 2: both nominated for the same Hotel Award.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, ah, wolf Bar is also
Speaker 2: up for People's Choice. I'm going to go suck out
Speaker 2: the competition because obviously I'm rooting for the bogan Gate pup.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I said, I'm going to go to do a
Speaker 2: piss in there, Sean, and he goes, oh, careful, that
Speaker 2: place is just full of fuck boys and dickheads. I said,
Speaker 2: I'm sure I'll be fine.
Speaker 1: This is just area. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a Northern Beaches boy. And I said, I'm
Speaker 2: sure it'll be fine. I'm not going in there to
Speaker 2: have a good time. I'm just going to use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I won't be long. Oh my god, you couldn't write
Speaker 2: what happened? Like it proved Sean's point.
Speaker 1: What happened? I went into the bathroom and I went
Speaker 1: into the cubicle, locked the door behind me. I wasn't
Speaker 1: doing a shit, just doing a wave. I just prefer
Speaker 1: the cubicles. Prefer to sit down. You do all the
Speaker 1: time to piss you. I don't sit, but I stand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just prefer to sit.
Speaker 2: Because even standing in a cubicle, how did it become
Speaker 2: the normal thing for men to just stand and piss?
Speaker 2: I find it a bit barbaric.
Speaker 1: Now, I absolutely love Sometimes I'll piss in a sink
Speaker 1: if I if I can think, yeah, I'm real barbaric.
Speaker 1: What do you mean, like a sink? Like if there's
Speaker 1: no urinal, Sometimes I just use a sink. What like
Speaker 1: a sink isn't the ones you wash your hands with,
Speaker 1: like a basin? What there's a real risk of being
Speaker 1: caught there? Yeah, no, not like at a public venue.
Speaker 1: But maybe sometimes what.
Speaker 2: Sinks if you pissed in. Because this is making no
Speaker 2: sense so far.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll piss in if there's if there's no urinal
Speaker 1: and it's just a cubicle.
Speaker 2: I would never use a urinal. That's the most barbaric thing.
Speaker 2: Piercing in a communal trough.
Speaker 1: I kind of like the thrill of it. A sinks clean.
Speaker 1: It's just it's basically a toilet ball at hip height.
Speaker 1: It's great, you do it well other people are around. No, God, no,
Speaker 1: not in a public place. Yes, it is a public place,
Speaker 1: but it's say, for example, it's one of the bathrooms.
Speaker 1: It's got one door, and you go, oh, like.
Speaker 2: You've got the sink and the.
Speaker 1: Tot all yeah in one guy. Yeah, like picture a
Speaker 1: disabled toilet. I wouldn't go in a disabled toilet to
Speaker 1: picture all encompassing bathrooms. Yeah. No, I'm not waiting there
Speaker 1: for someone to walk in. God, I thought you just.
Speaker 2: Meant that instead of using a trough, you're pissing the sink.
Speaker 2: I'm like, with so many people around.
Speaker 1: No, if I walk in them, there's a toilet and
Speaker 1: I just need to wea I might use this. Think
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have admitted that.
Speaker 2: You really shouldn't have so far it.
Speaker 1: Please move on. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Wow, you told me that you always use the cubicles,
Speaker 2: but if in doubt, I'll just use a sink and
Speaker 2: move on. Anyway, So I went into the cubicle and
Speaker 2: locked the door behind me, and then I'm starting to
Speaker 2: pull my pants. Sound to sit down on the tourt
Speaker 2: and before I sat down, I just hear someone bashing
Speaker 2: on my cubicle door and I was like, oh, here
Speaker 2: we go. So I pulled my pants back up and
Speaker 2: I just sort of looked at them like yes, and
Speaker 2: he goes, mate, I think you're in the wrong bathroom.
Speaker 2: I said, what do you mean the women's bathroom's down there, mate?
Speaker 2: And I said no, no, I'm in the right one,
Speaker 2: and he said.
Speaker 1: Are you sure about that?
Speaker 2: Then I said something that I probably shouldn't have. I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure. Do you want me to get my dick
Speaker 2: out to prove it? Oh my god, which I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have said, because that's not very woke of me, because
Speaker 2: you don't need a penis. If you identify as a
Speaker 2: male but don't have a penis, yes you can still
Speaker 2: use them out baket And so I said, why do
Speaker 2: I want to get my dick out to prove it?
Speaker 2: And then shut the door again, and then that really
Speaker 2: set him off. That's when the banging on the door
Speaker 2: got more fucking aggressive. It was like, and then I'm
Speaker 2: going to use some potentially offensive language, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to use it so that you realize exactly what I
Speaker 2: was up again, So I'm not going to sugarcoat it.
Speaker 2: He was there going.
Speaker 1: These fucking tradnies. What the fuck fucked these fucking trainies
Speaker 1: is going off? Right? My god?
Speaker 2: And then he stops spanging on the door, and then
Speaker 2: sort of starts huddling around the sink with a couple
Speaker 2: of his other gross friends, and I can hear him
Speaker 2: going these fucking train and he's it's fucked. I don't
Speaker 2: know how the fuck this happens. As long as she
Speaker 2: doesn't try and touch my fucking dick, I don't care,
Speaker 2: Oh my god. And so while I can hear him
Speaker 2: muttering away in the bathrooms, I just very calmly took
Speaker 2: my glasses off. Yeah, put them back in the case,
Speaker 2: because in my mind, I thought, once I get out there,
Speaker 2: I'm going to belt the fuck out of this mask.
Speaker 1: Did you actually think that, Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I've always thought. I always say this, right,
Speaker 2: I'm good at confrontation, but I don't start it. If
Speaker 2: someone starts it with me. I can handle myself just fine,
Speaker 2: you know what you can. And so I thought he's
Speaker 2: potentially going to lash out, but I'm going to flog
Speaker 2: him fucking head which is so deluded. He probably could
Speaker 2: have beaten me, But in my mind, I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm going to take my specs off just in case
Speaker 2: push comes to shove, because I've always thought if I
Speaker 2: were ever to get into a fight, I would never
Speaker 2: start it, but if it ever happened, a switch would
Speaker 2: flick in my brain and I'd just destroy them. That's
Speaker 2: so I think it probably wouldn't actually happen.
Speaker 1: I have no doubt you would have got fully insane.
Speaker 1: I'd hate to physically fight you. He'll be insane.
Speaker 2: And then, disappointingly, when I opened the door all geared
Speaker 2: up for a floggin, he was gone fucking hell. And
Speaker 2: so that was probably for the best, because I think
Speaker 2: it's a bit deluted to think that I could have
Speaker 2: fought this man. And so I left the bath and
Speaker 2: went back to Sean and went, you weren't wrong.
Speaker 1: That place is full of buck heads.
Speaker 2: And Sean was more rattled than I was, to be honest,
Speaker 2: because I held my own.
Speaker 1: But did he want he went in and bashed them
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: No, he wanted to make a police report and stuff,
Speaker 2: and I was like, technically they didn't do anything. But
Speaker 2: Sean said to me what did they look like? And
Speaker 2: I was like, honestly, the most generic person ever. It
Speaker 2: was a straight white man in a white linen shirt
Speaker 2: with blondish brownish fair hair. It could be anyone in
Speaker 2: this venue, every person in the literally everyone in the
Speaker 2: Northern Beaches got mich I'm very sorry that happened to you,
Speaker 2: and that is horrific. No, no, no, it wasn't traumatic or anything,
Speaker 2: but it was just a weird reminder. I was like, Fuck,
Speaker 2: there's people like that out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Also, the tirade didn't really make any sense. I was like,
Speaker 2: is this guy actually being woke because he must have
Speaker 2: thought that I was a transgender woman. Was he actually
Speaker 2: being curtious telling me the women's room is down there
Speaker 2: and you're more than welcome with the dick despite the
Speaker 2: fact that you identify as woman.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2: I'm going, I couldn't make sense of the abuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was actually doing you a favor, going, you're
Speaker 1: going to get hurt, get out of here.
Speaker 2: You should be in the woman Is that what he
Speaker 2: was getting at? Or was he thinking that I was
Speaker 2: a transgender man as in born a woman?
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, And I had no place in that bathroom
Speaker 1: because I'm not a real man, which is just awful, horrific.
Speaker 1: And like he said, the only issue he had is
Speaker 1: if you were to try to touch his dick, which
Speaker 1: is always it's always sexual, it's always always connotations with
Speaker 1: those fuckheads.
Speaker 2: And quite frankly, there was no risk of me touching
Speaker 2: his dick because he looked like he needed a shower. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I'm sure what a gross pig of a man.
Speaker 1: Fucking Mitch. I'm very sorry. That's very scary.
Speaker 2: And I will say this not that I'm trying to
Speaker 2: smirch Wharf Bar because they are up against Bowden Gay,
Speaker 2: buter Sean did end up drafting an email to the
Speaker 2: management just to you know, so.
Speaker 1: It could go on their record. Yeah, and they never
Speaker 1: got back to me. No, they ignored the incident, did
Speaker 1: they really? Well, they could have gotten the CCTV footage
Speaker 1: and they could have found the guy's face if you
Speaker 1: told them the time you're in there. I did.
Speaker 2: I told them the exact time. Yeah, there you go,
Speaker 2: and ye had no reply.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So yes, I'll be steering clear of Wharf Bar. It's
Speaker 2: interesting that, like I was warned about the fact that
Speaker 2: it's not overly queer friendly, and I just didn't take
Speaker 2: the warning seriously because I was like, it's twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three or whatever, no one cares. But this guy was
Speaker 2: so severely bothered just by me existing. It was very odd.
Speaker 2: It's weird to be reminded that there are people like
Speaker 2: that out there.
Speaker 1: Still scary, isn't it, And you hear more and more
Speaker 1: of it happening more recently. Anyway, we were out on
Speaker 1: Oxford Street the other day. I missed it. I was
Speaker 1: at the front of the pack, but we were with
Speaker 1: our gay friends and what were the slurs that were
Speaker 1: thrown our way? Was it fags? Remember the other thing.
Speaker 2: They're just the usual because they've got this putrid straight
Speaker 2: venue two dollars down from Stonewall in the heart of
Speaker 2: Oxford Street, Sydney's iconic gay strip. They've got this dreadful
Speaker 2: venue called NUA, which attracts some real low life straight people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's been multiple, multiple vil and attacks.
Speaker 2: And our friends, you know, people were calling out gay
Speaker 2: slurs on Oxford Street, which is just so ridiculous the
Speaker 2: nerve of you, and so my friends alerted the security
Speaker 2: and they weren't overly fazed either.
Speaker 1: Couldn't kill us. No, just it's so scary because you
Speaker 1: think you're right, you're kind of get in, you're leaving
Speaker 1: your little bubble. Yeah, like nine to nive percent of
Speaker 1: the time, I don't think about that. I feel safe
Speaker 1: everywhere I go.
Speaker 2: But then when things like that cockheaded wharf bar, when
Speaker 2: things like that happen, I'm like, oh, that's right, what
Speaker 2: a shame people like you exist? Yeah, people like him
Speaker 2: and the fuck stick from Kentucky. I'm just like, ah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: They're around. Oh my god, was it the same guy
Speaker 1: he was from? People? Oh my god, imagine imagine if
Speaker 1: you've made a reference about a fire, you've only had
Speaker 1: a fire extinct. Sure on me again, fucking Disco. I'm
Speaker 1: glad you're a right Mitchell.
Speaker 2: No, I'm fine. If Bush had come to Shave and
Speaker 2: we had gone into fight, oh, he would worse off
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought you were going to say. I've
Speaker 1: already lost these glasses once. I'm not going to wrestle
Speaker 1: them again.
Speaker 2: Did you notice that was the first thing I did
Speaker 2: when I thought this could lead to an altercation. I'm
Speaker 2: putting the glasses away safely.
Speaker 1: Glasses off rightly.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so fuck wolf Bar. He's the motto, we
Speaker 2: vote for bogan Gate.
Speaker 1: I mean I already have Lady close. A few people
Speaker 1: have asked me if bogan Gate Pub have won. That
Speaker 1: award hasn't been announced yet. That's not till the end
Speaker 1: of the month, but I'll keep you up to date. Yeah, right, well, fantastic.
Speaker 1: That'll be rainbow at the end of it, stormy, stormy day.
Speaker 2: If warf Bar beats bogen Gate, I will fucking protest.
Speaker 2: I will riot you what.
Speaker 1: With your power bogan Gate will win? Who else what
Speaker 1: other star influencer comedians can promote a pub? No one
Speaker 1: at wharf Bar, no one I follow anywhere. No, that's
Speaker 1: exactly right. Well, I'm glad you made it out alive, Mitchell. Oh,
Speaker 1: of course I made it out alive. It was fine.
Speaker 1: I know. Also, what's the advice we can't people have
Speaker 1: to be safe. We can't say fight back because if
Speaker 1: you know the back, that's how you get hurt.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, No, I shouldn't have said that thing that
Speaker 2: I said about oh, drawing us through my dick is
Speaker 2: a not very inclusive of me to say that, But
Speaker 2: also it did aggravate him a bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, I'm sure his mates pull him into line. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: they were all they were all just because it was
Speaker 1: so echoe.
Speaker 2: I couldn't decide for much. But they were just being.
Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, he's fucking fucked. You know.
Speaker 2: They were all on the same team as him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah, I'm sorry, awful, No, no, no, it's fine,
Speaker 1: all right, Well listen, should we get out of here?
Speaker 2: Sure, let's get out.
Speaker 1: There is a second episode coming in your feed very soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're getting out of here, but we won't be
Speaker 2: gone long.
Speaker 1: No, of course, I'll see you in a couple of days.
Speaker 1: Hope you're liking the two episodes a week everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw a couple of people say I was
Speaker 2: a bit off about the two episode format, but they're
Speaker 2: liking it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, good, Well it continues. It'll leave us five stars.
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Speaker 2: Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end. Yeah, pretend the show's done, but
Speaker 2: we keep talking shit.
Speaker 1: Just rab it on. It's what we do. I got
Speaker 1: an update. Actually, I got so many messages last week
Speaker 1: after I asked about the conspiracy theory. I was concerned
Speaker 1: about the disappearance of the year ten and the year
Speaker 1: twelve form Oh yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 2: You said that you've not seen or heard anything about
Speaker 2: a formal in ages, and I just said, it's because
Speaker 2: that's not in our Oh god, I can't think of
Speaker 2: the word. I'm I've got to have a swig a
Speaker 2: Musk movie. I've barely eaten today. I'm sunning the fact.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitch entered my hot it's not in
Speaker 2: our wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: No, it's not our I can't think of it either.
Speaker 2: That's going to annoy me.
Speaker 1: It's really going to piece.
Speaker 2: It's not in our fucking stratosphy. It's not an our radar.
Speaker 1: Radar works.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. What are we like? What business
Speaker 2: do we have associating with school children?
Speaker 1: I completely agree none. However, I was just concerned because
Speaker 1: I felt like I would have seen them in the
Speaker 1: age of TikTok. I feel like kids would be posting
Speaker 1: or they be doing tiktoks at their formal and what's
Speaker 1: going on? True?
Speaker 2: Because it was a very big Instagram opportunity in our day,
Speaker 2: totally with like fourteen Valencia filters on one Well.
Speaker 1: We posted our photos. People love them, so many fucking filters.
Speaker 2: Oh, all the photos that people commented of their formal
Speaker 2: love that we almost had the same experience.
Speaker 1: It was awful. We have not had a unique life.
Speaker 1: Everyone has the same life people. The majority of messages
Speaker 1: I got were at two one of the main the
Speaker 1: main response was that it is still happening. Is happening, however,
Speaker 1: it's not cool to go to it anymore? Oh really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing to be excited about a year ten or
Speaker 1: a year twelve formal.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think it's embarrassing. It's like a rite
Speaker 2: of passage. Everyone's going to go through the school formal.
Speaker 2: It's exciting at the time, at the time, a little
Speaker 2: bit cringe in hindsight.
Speaker 1: I agree, but now it's not a cool thing to
Speaker 1: be pumped up for and to go to and get
Speaker 1: an outfit. Really yes, And then I had someone else's message, man,
Speaker 1: a teacher, someone who's a teacher. Really yeah, he was like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a teacher, I teach you twelve. It's not it
Speaker 1: like kids. Kids don't like it.
Speaker 2: I saw a comment or something. Someone might have messaged it,
Speaker 2: or maybe it was the group saying that year twelve
Speaker 2: formals still a thing. Year ten not so much. Oh, really,
Speaker 2: Like obviously they stopped doing school formals during COVID. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then maybe there wasn't a real rush or demand
Speaker 2: to bring them back, and so I think year ten
Speaker 2: ones aren't quite as common.
Speaker 1: Well, Gerard said, hey, are you listening to the pod?
Speaker 1: You're right with your region. We had a year ten
Speaker 1: dance at school and it was pretty dead. Kids have
Speaker 1: more choice to go on not now, rather than it
Speaker 1: being compulsory, and it is more cool. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's ever compulsory. Was it at some schools. I think, well,
Speaker 1: my school, it was organized by the students. The teachers
Speaker 1: had no influence at all, which is.
Speaker 2: Weird, very weird. But I don't think it's ever compulsory
Speaker 2: because jinn it never went. That'd be weird to make
Speaker 2: them compulsory.
Speaker 1: What does jennifercking go to?
Speaker 2: Well, the accurs she's in here and makeup a course
Speaker 2: she is, so yeah, then the other what we say,
Speaker 2: it's not cool, it's not cool.
Speaker 1: It's more it's yeah, it's more cool not to go.
Speaker 1: But then I had a couple of other messages saying
Speaker 1: that don't happen anymore. So it just depends really yeah, Okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, side, note this smoothie that I'm currently
Speaker 2: speaking in the background because I haven't eaten much day
Speaker 2: and I've realized that's why I can't find the words
Speaker 2: do you reckon smoothies? Because it's a fuck load of
Speaker 2: food blended together to form a liquid. Does it come
Speaker 2: out when you peet or does it come out as pooh?
Speaker 1: God, that's a big discussion. It's like soup, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: super I think soup would be ship surely now smoothie
Speaker 1: ship yeah, because it's it's fiber.
Speaker 2: That's true. It's a fuck letter fiber in that.
Speaker 1: Do you put your metamucial scoop in as well?
Speaker 2: Sometimes if Shan's coming over.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, I don't even fucking bottom it. I'm
Speaker 1: putting metamusa in everything. The best balm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I agree, it's it's a nice feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so satisfying sometimes healthy. Shit much and it
Speaker 1: takes me two days to get one out.
Speaker 2: Oh does it cause constipation?
Speaker 1: Well, it just makes it so like solid.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay.
Speaker 1: Interesting, you had your smoothie era and you were so
Speaker 1: annoying with you when you are one of those annoying
Speaker 1: smoothie people that walk. You entered my house today, smoothie first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had everything in bags except for this smoothie
Speaker 2: I was making. I was causing such a scene, like
Speaker 2: guess that's right. I drink green smoothes and that makes
Speaker 2: me better than you will.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you've got such a gigantic like a neutrable
Speaker 1: as smoothie holder.
Speaker 2: Do you know it's funny. I went through a mad
Speaker 2: smoothie era in like twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, and I
Speaker 2: got the smoothie recipe book released by Sally Obermeta. He
Speaker 2: is now a real housewife of Sydney.
Speaker 1: Yes, got and I don't.
Speaker 2: Know what happened. I just lost interest. It was a
Speaker 2: very solid phase and then I sort of. I still
Speaker 2: made them in twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen during COVID, when
Speaker 2: a lot of health and wellness just went out the window.
Speaker 2: If you may, I stop making them, but I'm back
Speaker 2: with a vengeance. I've started making my nutritionis. I'm using
Speaker 2: her recipes. They's Sarah Delarenzo smoothie. They're so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, my go to This is so boring,
Speaker 1: but I have, I have have because I'm at the
Speaker 1: gym now and in like calorie deficit. I have a
Speaker 1: lot of protein. Like I drink a lot of protein shakes. No,
Speaker 1: if you get the good stuff, i'd have put.
Speaker 2: Protein powder in this smoothie as well.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I do. So my daily is two
Speaker 1: scrips of protein powder, vanilla French vanilla yam, like a
Speaker 1: couple or half a couple of blueberries, coconut water and ice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh yeah, some of a bit of yoga.
Speaker 1: If I want some more calories, some energy, Mine's fucking dense.
Speaker 2: What's yours that thick this one has? I'm going to
Speaker 2: go check the recipecause I can't remember.
Speaker 1: Plug Sarah de Lorenzo Mitch's Nutritionists, as seen on Channel sevens.
Speaker 2: So this one is the Wellness and Vitality smoothie explained.
Speaker 2: It's got a bit of ginger, half an apple, raw
Speaker 2: honey key We fruit, a whole key we fruit that is,
Speaker 2: a teeth spoon of nut butter, two tablespoons of yogurt
Speaker 2: and protein powder, a whole cup of baby spoonach, and
Speaker 2: a quarter of an avocado.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, that's too much, but I hate frong.
Speaker 2: Vegetables, so it means I don't have to worry about
Speaker 2: fruit or vegetables all day. It just get it in
Speaker 2: one hit.
Speaker 1: Oh true, that's fucking excessive, though, to be perfy honest
Speaker 1: with you, do you think that's a lot?
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but like I said, I hadn't eaten much today,
Speaker 2: so now that I've disculled that smoothie, I'm going.
Speaker 1: To be full. Wait, so is that going to be
Speaker 1: your lunch?
Speaker 2: Not necessarily? Yeah, right, but it is lunchtime.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's well past last time at the moment today,
Speaker 1: it's probably gonna have to be God. We literally have
Speaker 1: the Radio Awards today.
Speaker 2: When you say way, I'm not glady going, You're not.
Speaker 1: Going now and rightly, so I'm excited. You know what
Speaker 1: this year is for me because I won the big
Speaker 1: gone last year. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: Well it's a year after you, thank you. But I
Speaker 1: almost feel like, you know what the Oscars when the
Speaker 1: winner of the Best Actress and Best Actor come back
Speaker 1: to present. Yeah, oh, is that what you're doing. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not presenting, but I am coming back. Obviously I'm returning,
Speaker 1: but I kind of feel like it's my year to
Speaker 1: just come back. And you know, I don't have to
Speaker 1: get as dressed up because this is my victory lap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's less on the line.
Speaker 1: Less on the line. It's like, yeah, won this last year,
Speaker 1: and there's no pressure. I don't need another one.
Speaker 2: So you're not going to get all old up. You're
Speaker 2: not going to go all out like you did for
Speaker 2: the logis.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm absolutely not. No, it's just a
Speaker 1: simple suit. Yeah, that's quite boring. I can't believe you
Speaker 1: got a tack in a bathroom. I wish I was there.
Speaker 2: Why what would you have done.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It makes me also feel bad that
Speaker 1: you know that's to you.
Speaker 2: You know that. Oscar said to me the next day, Oh,
Speaker 2: I wish I was there with you, And I said,
Speaker 2: I'm fucking glad you weren't. It would have escalated so quickly.
Speaker 1: If you were there, it would have been worse.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate confrontation, but I just wish I was there
Speaker 1: to get you a Betty's burger or something after it
Speaker 1: the wharf.
Speaker 2: It's fine, although I did say to Sean when we
Speaker 2: got to Circular Key once we got off the ferry,
Speaker 2: I was like, let's grab a drink. Actually after that,
Speaker 2: what one more? Would you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Went to the same bar that we went to our
Speaker 2: first date on the road that's very huge, and there
Speaker 2: was this fat fucking rat the bushes behind us.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I went on a date at the
Speaker 1: Rocks the other day. Rats everywhere.
Speaker 2: They're not just rats, they're like minuture pony. And there
Speaker 2: were several of them just galloping a long Circular Key
Speaker 2: at Harbor.
Speaker 1: I was like, eh, I know they trot by the
Speaker 1: fucking Modern Art Museum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait, what's your first date bar? It's called Doss House.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, when did you go to Doss House
Speaker 1: on our first day? No?
Speaker 2: Shut up?
Speaker 1: This recently, as in.
Speaker 2: Like the night of the attack.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that was like last Saturday get out. Were
Speaker 1: you there? Yes? Did you go on a date at
Speaker 1: Doss House?
Speaker 2: Yes? What a good open. That's where Sean and I
Speaker 2: went on our first date.
Speaker 1: I went on Saturday night, You idiot?
Speaker 2: What time did you leave?
Speaker 1: I don't know what time were you there? You're fucking
Speaker 1: kidding me.
Speaker 2: I never kid I reckon. I probably got there maybe
Speaker 2: eleven or ten thirty.
Speaker 1: No, No, we were there earlier. Okay, I went to
Speaker 1: the German restaurant in Rocks. I'm going to the Rocks
Speaker 1: again tonight. I need recommendation. Oh my god, Doss House
Speaker 1: is brilliant.
Speaker 2: It's good for drinks and cocktails, but it doesn't really
Speaker 2: do food, doesn't.
Speaker 1: No, it's good for cocktail bar. Yeah, Gordon, they're at
Speaker 1: the same night.
Speaker 2: That is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Sorry? That's good? Do we not talk?
Speaker 1: Are we not friends? Well?
Speaker 2: We clearly weren't talking that day?
Speaker 1: Is I haven't told you about this date? Something went
Speaker 1: really wrong? Didn't go wrong? But this is the twenty
Speaker 1: don't my good doth have no, no, no, no, it's a
Speaker 1: twenty one year old that I'm dating, right, yep, and
Speaker 1: I'm twenty eight. And then he was like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: an age gap. Like the whole joke is that there's
Speaker 1: a seven year age gap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see. I'm on his side. Where if you're
Speaker 2: the young one in the age gap, it's your god
Speaker 2: given right to make fun of the other person for
Speaker 2: being older. Yes, you know how often I rip into
Speaker 2: Sean for being thirty. Yeah, it's funny he's nearly thirty one. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: oh is he Yeah? Yeah, he's cradle snatcher.
Speaker 1: I know you're right. It is so much fun to
Speaker 1: pay out an old person if you're dating there, but
Speaker 1: the receiving end I don't like it anyway. So he
Speaker 1: was actually very funny. He would then we're in the
Speaker 1: bar and he would say to a couple next to us,
Speaker 1: and I love this. You mean, I love to talk
Speaker 1: to random people. So on a date someone doing this,
Speaker 1: I'm like, God, marry me. He was like, excuse me,
Speaker 1: can I ask you a question? And the couple of
Speaker 1: years like who looks older between the two of us? Oh,
Speaker 1: and without batting an Eland, they want this one a
Speaker 1: wilder beast, and I was like, fuck you anyway. Then
Speaker 1: I call this other group, I excuse me, guys, can
Speaker 1: I ask you a question? Out of the two of us,
Speaker 1: who is without even finishing you prustraight at me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is fucked. So then when we left, were you
Speaker 1: the one initiating this game? Well? He started the game,
Speaker 1: So then I was like, he kept winning. He kept
Speaker 1: getting people saying me, well, because he's younger, he looks
Speaker 1: younger photos of him. I actually haven't seen front of him,
Speaker 1: have you not? Well? I didn't.
Speaker 2: I wasn't sure how attached I should get to the
Speaker 2: twenty one year old. I wasn't sure if it was
Speaker 2: a brief flinger, if it's someone I need to get tonight,
Speaker 2: it's a fling.
Speaker 1: But we've been on like ten days, okay, so it's like,
Speaker 1: what do you do at this point?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But I guess that's the beauty of a situationship. I
Speaker 1: guess he was on this bed not long ago.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, don't tell me that.
Speaker 1: That's all right.
Speaker 2: I knew it smelt damp in here. I feel like
Speaker 2: a situation ship where there's no strings attached. He's obviously
Speaker 2: more mature than than I was at age twenty one,
Speaker 2: because if I was going on ten dates with someone
Speaker 2: at age twenty one, I would have been like, this
Speaker 2: is my husband. We're going to get married. I would
Speaker 2: have just any any little sign I would have read
Speaker 2: into and been like, oh, yeah, this is the one.
Speaker 1: Totally. No, he's he's very he's very mature. It is
Speaker 1: what it is. Yeah, it is what yeah, exactly. Okay,
Speaker 1: but also I'm not sure we haven't had that discussion
Speaker 1: we have that. It's just well, let's have it now.
Speaker 1: What just call him? Kah. We only talk on Snapchat.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Oh that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I'm mortal. I still have Snapchat. I no, No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I had to download it to create an account to
Speaker 1: talk to him. He wouldn't message you in any other way. Text,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't use messenger, and he says text is
Speaker 1: just for emergency. He prefers snapchat so we can send photos.
Speaker 2: The disappearing photos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, but it's not that No, like you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not going into this with you. Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't have to, not on the record anyway. That's
Speaker 1: where I'm at how weird that.
Speaker 2: You were at Doss House the same night.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's so weird. What cocktail did you have?
Speaker 1: The strawberry? I just got rose, that's all it's in
Speaker 1: the mood for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I had cocktail after the assault.
Speaker 1: Me. Of course you went to Doss House after the assault.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, we were in circular anyway, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's just pop over.
Speaker 1: For a drink after that. Is so funny, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Actually I can find out what time it was.
Speaker 2: It was probably later than you tell me. It was
Speaker 2: quite late because I took a video of the rat
Speaker 2: and put it on my Instagram. That giant rat.
Speaker 1: I saw that, and I did not put two and
Speaker 1: two together. That hang.
Speaker 2: And I've just looked in that video of the rat
Speaker 2: sitting right behind us at Doss House was eleven forty three,
Speaker 2: so we got there a bit late. Ah.
Speaker 1: I was there at ten fourteen.
Speaker 2: Wow, like ships in the night, like fairies in the night.
Speaker 1: And then I was also at the German restaurant drinking
Speaker 1: Bavarian beer. Beer. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can't stomach beer really why. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is. The bloating effects of beer just are so
Speaker 2: severe on me, I look like I'm fucking pregnant after
Speaker 2: one beer.
Speaker 1: There's a twenty one year old, isn't he cute? Shows?
Speaker 2: No, I'm getting old. That show from the distance showing
Speaker 2: you well? Then why did you just hold the phone
Speaker 2: to me? Go hear you don't?
Speaker 1: I want you to analyze. I'll show you off just
Speaker 1: different things.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see what his face looked like.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm not. I want you to send it
Speaker 1: to yourself.
Speaker 2: Now I've lost that is Why would I send it
Speaker 2: to myself? You're a weirdo, and I'm happily in sconced.
Speaker 2: I don't need a photo of this infant on my phone.
Speaker 2: Don't date that ensconced, I am. I'll text it to you.
Speaker 2: Oh now it is on my phone. That's what you
Speaker 2: were worried about.
Speaker 1: How you're going to have it? I don't want you
Speaker 1: to describe. I don't want it.
Speaker 2: I don't need a fucking copy. Get a burden onto
Speaker 2: a disc for me? Are you? How do he steal
Speaker 2: the start?
Speaker 1: Yeah? His pants is very funny. The way to my
Speaker 1: heart leptomaniac and in audience engagement at a date. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: that's like my dream Guy. Very funny. We should probably go,
Speaker 1: shouldn't we?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: We've done any sign of life from Jenner? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I text her and have called her twice. Now fair enough?
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