WEBVTT - #165: Straight Dick Heads

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<v Speaker 1>This is just really posted a couple of mitches. Hello, ye,

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<v Speaker 1>bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Oh please,

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<v Speaker 1>you're in bed with a cup of bloody hall licks by.

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<v Speaker 2>A tall licks.

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<v Speaker 1>And push you to slip. It's like a malt drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole licks Michuri

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<v Speaker 1>and Mitchell coups.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello youllo you Hello, this is very cozy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why don't you tell the people where we're broadcasting

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<v Speaker 1>from today?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been seduced into Mitchell Cherry's bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, what a diva? You're the second twink in my

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<v Speaker 1>bed this week? You're not.

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<v Speaker 2>You did actually say to me, And this is interesting

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<v Speaker 2>given the last few weeks you've been alluding to the

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<v Speaker 2>fact that you wanted to pork me. When we first met.

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<v Speaker 2>You did say to me, why don't we just lay

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<v Speaker 2>on the bed? And I was like, you can lay down?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a chair I can sit on? That feels

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit too intimate?

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<v Speaker 1>You made it really weird when old friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's true. Are we close enough that if

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<v Speaker 2>I got really blind drunk I could just crash in

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<v Speaker 2>your bed? Absolutely? Am I going to really? I know

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<v Speaker 2>that you wouldn't fiddle with me, but I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>would feel like that. So I remember once I crashed

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<v Speaker 2>on your couch and I felt like I was intruding.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because you know what, I remember that you crashed

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch in the early days of my old relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it was new for me to live with

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<v Speaker 1>another person. Yeah, but then you were in there, so

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<v Speaker 1>we were all kind of like, is this is this?

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<v Speaker 1>How do we operate this?

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<v Speaker 2>It was because I'd driven to your house, We're having

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of drinks, and then we got a bit

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<v Speaker 2>carried away. It was a fun night. It was fun,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like, can I just crash on the

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<v Speaker 2>couch for a couple of hours until I can drive again?

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<v Speaker 2>So I got up at like midnight or something, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I'm sober, now I can go home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we work up and you were gone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't intending to stay the night and be like

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<v Speaker 2>make me breakfast, pease. But yeah, it felt weird, intruding,

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<v Speaker 2>And so I'm like, do we have that sort of

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<v Speaker 2>friendship where I can just crash in your bed?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like if I met someone on a night

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<v Speaker 1>out and we were just friends, I'd be like, come

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<v Speaker 1>and crash in my bed. It doesn't bother me. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's interesting size bed. I find the way I'm sitting now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in my bedroom in my childhood home, my family house,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm on the left hand side of my king bed.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Mitch's pulled a chair and he's sitting at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got me feed up, don't I do. We're very calm, comfy.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, this is my squish mellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never felt one, have you? I have that? Actually, okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel mine, because I've got a gift for you. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to crawl across the bed, so excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is the emotional support penis plush toy?

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<v Speaker 1>I got that. The dog took it and the dog

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<v Speaker 1>has been humping at Hamish, my family dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's a dog toy. Now always it's a birthday present.

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<v Speaker 2>Close your eyes okay open, Oh my god, I got

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<v Speaker 2>you a squish mellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just feeling it for the first time. Wishmellows are

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<v Speaker 2>quite lovely. They're so lush. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, describe what you think it is. It looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a rat holding a don't what is it? Yeah, as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I saw the rat, I thought of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get You're the most Australiana animal possible

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<v Speaker 1>because I thought, you know you're a country boy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're as bussy as it gets. I wanted to get

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<v Speaker 1>like a possum. So to me, it's a possum.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the occasion? Why am I getting a squish mellow?

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<v Speaker 2>It's not my birthday or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Because we said we'd get you on and then you said.

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<v Speaker 1>I said you'd have to pick it yourself, but I

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<v Speaker 1>knew you wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I wouldn't do it. You know. I did go

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<v Speaker 2>to one of those like arcade game things the other day.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how you play those games. You hit the hammer,

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<v Speaker 2>you score a certain amount of tickets, and then you

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<v Speaker 2>go to the store afterwards, and depending how many tickets

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<v Speaker 2>you won in all the games, you can choose a prize.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I only had like one hundred points. I needed two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand to win a squish Mellow. I was so determined.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I'm going to win my first squish Mellow.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't even closed.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get a slappy hand, one of those sticky hands.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I got like a pig stressful.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you would love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, I was happy with my pig. But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>also happy with this squish mellow.

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<v Speaker 1>How good? Isn't it? Like so lush and squish.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not what I was expecting. It's very different to

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<v Speaker 2>a normal stuffed toy. Yeah, it feels like it's full

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<v Speaker 2>of jelly squish Mellow's pat in you because sails are

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<v Speaker 2>gone through the roof. I saw in our Facebook group

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<v Speaker 2>so many people being like I got my first one

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<v Speaker 2>after Cheery mentioned them.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, and they've all got names on them. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your name? I think it's on a tag, but you

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<v Speaker 1>can name it whatever you want. Maybe it came off.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's a possum, is it?

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<v Speaker 1>I think?

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<v Speaker 2>So where's the name?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure? Actually, maybe I'm laying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I think I'm gonna have to google the only

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<v Speaker 2>possum donut because I want to know its name.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, I think it might be a mouse

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to get the actual.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I was right when I said rat.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it from Kmart. Yeah, it's quite cute. I

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<v Speaker 1>went to kmart and they've got like the collaborations. Now

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<v Speaker 1>fuck you think Squish Mellow are paying me? We should

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<v Speaker 1>send them. They've got like Star Wars ones and laying

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<v Speaker 1>King squish mellows.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the bloody spider Man crap.

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<v Speaker 1>But I love mine. I've got a little yellow one.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I miss Chipley and Harris, my old tube.

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<v Speaker 1>And what can you do? Oh? I think it's called

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<v Speaker 1>Camillo yours. Yeah, Oh it's called Camillo with donut. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look at him. Can Camillo Parker bolts, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>while we're in your bed?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask a question? Because ever since your

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<v Speaker 2>birthday party here at this house, I've been waiting for

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<v Speaker 2>some sort of reaction. But did you even notice that

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<v Speaker 2>I fucked with your bedroom?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? My god? Was that you? Yes? That was you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, You've swapped all your drawers around.

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<v Speaker 1>Confused, I'm surprised you didn't touch the sex toy drawer.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't touch that one. That's right, your whole

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<v Speaker 2>TV cabinet, your undies and socks, draw your bloody makeup

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<v Speaker 2>stand over there, whatever you call it. I just swapped

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<v Speaker 2>the drawers, Confuse. The top drawer was now the bottom drawer.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I was waiting for some sort of reaction.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't been home. I've been touring. You notice I've noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>and it fucked me off because my sunglasses are now

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<v Speaker 1>on the left. They used to be on the right.

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<v Speaker 1>My bag's and no one's left.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so annoying, I will say. They're not actually easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I broke your cabinet. It was really hard

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<v Speaker 2>stopping the drawers. I had to get a second pair

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<v Speaker 2>of hands in here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can imagine I had. I haven't changed them

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<v Speaker 1>back for that reason, because I tried. Also, my shorts

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<v Speaker 1>and it's so confusing. I've got to get my jeans,

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<v Speaker 1>but they're where my shorts are. Fuck you. Also, did

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<v Speaker 1>you turn my Nintendo switch upside and my candle? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a menace.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why I find it so funny, just

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<v Speaker 2>like turning shit upside down in people's houses.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a pain. I didn't know who it was

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Thanks a lot. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done it before to other friends where I've just

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<v Speaker 2>put their bed the other way, like the pillows are

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<v Speaker 2>now at the foot of the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you've done it in my old house.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an old proble. Really, you should have known it

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<v Speaker 1>with me. Well, thanks a lot for that, Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for coming clean.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason we're in my bedroom today is because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>on the brink of some sort of breakdown. I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of a national tour. It is so fucking insane, Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm exhausted.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like I said last week on paper, It's not

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<v Speaker 2>like by going down to mine or whatever, but it

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<v Speaker 2>just is. It takes it out of you being on

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<v Speaker 2>flights here, there and everywhere. Oh and you're balancing your

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<v Speaker 2>full time job in amongst flying to fucking Perth and

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<v Speaker 2>all this shit. You've done Perth, right, Yeah, so I

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<v Speaker 2>just did.

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<v Speaker 1>I did Perth and Adelaide this week, and by the

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<v Speaker 1>time this episode is out, I'll have done the Sydney Show.

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<v Speaker 2>And the State Theater. Isn't that cool? That's wild?

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw an evening with Nigel Lawson there recently at.

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<v Speaker 1>The State Theater.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it was gorgeous. It was the most wholesome evening

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<v Speaker 2>of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think they'll add the credits of Nigella Lawson

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<v Speaker 1>and Mitch Jury to their alumni on the website? You

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<v Speaker 1>can go on the state Field, who's performed a stable

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<v Speaker 1>of stars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the Barner Star. No, it was actually it was

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<v Speaker 2>the weirdest evening ever. It was just her being interviewed

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<v Speaker 2>by Matt Preston on stage. But I was just eating

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<v Speaker 2>it all up. I was like, I could listen to

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<v Speaker 2>Nigela just talk about meals all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she do that thing where she uses what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it not alliteration imagery or whatever it's called.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't that. There wasn't a lot of sexual innuendos

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<v Speaker 2>in the live shirt. It was very wholesome.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just so well spoken.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was saying things like I think that even

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<v Speaker 2>if you're preparing a meal for one, that's no excuse

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<v Speaker 2>to just make some piece of shit that's just fuel.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you should treat yourself and make this meal presented

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<v Speaker 2>beautifully for yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, nigelous, some of us are depressed, babe. Some

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<v Speaker 1>of us can't be fun. Some of us absolutely can't

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<v Speaker 1>be fucked. Although sometimes when I boil my ea, I

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<v Speaker 1>have two bald eggs every morning, I cut them in

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<v Speaker 1>half and I do salt and pepper and flaky salt,

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<v Speaker 1>and like I'll do a bit of toast and I

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<v Speaker 1>will go, oh, I feel better, and like that when

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<v Speaker 1>I perfectly running my eggs, like when they're clicked seven

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<v Speaker 1>minutes bang on and they're running, I go, God, my

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<v Speaker 1>day starts better because it's esthetic and it's perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. It's the worst when I get a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit distracted and then I.

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<v Speaker 1>Go, oh, fuck, I've overcooked the egg. There's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be no runniness. I go, hey, Siries, start a seven

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<v Speaker 1>minute timer. Now she's going to start at fuck, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got nine series in my room. What about before? What happened?

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<v Speaker 1>My Siries just started playing, Oh, there's like.

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<v Speaker 2>A little smart speaker in your room, and I apparently

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<v Speaker 2>knocked it off the cabinet. I picked it back up,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't realize I pressed a button when I was putting

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<v Speaker 2>it back on the cabinet. And then it just announces

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<v Speaker 2>now playing every song.

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<v Speaker 1>It did. It didn't even say all songs, insinuating every song.

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<v Speaker 1>SI went now playing every song, just like starting with

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<v Speaker 1>the national anthem. What I'm talking about that? What did

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<v Speaker 1>it start with?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like Gangham style, something bizarre.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so awful. Anyway, the show today is from

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<v Speaker 1>my bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>Price keeper Jenna is not here. No, the most ridiculous

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<v Speaker 2>excuse to date.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I wasn't across that. You must have messaged privately, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Well. I told her okay, to make it easier on

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch because he's on the brink of burnout and I

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<v Speaker 2>know where he's coming from. I get it. We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to head to his house on Saturday, which is very

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<v Speaker 2>unusual for you to sacrifice your weekend. Yes, and she goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. I'm going to be in here and makeup

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<v Speaker 2>all day.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I was like, who do you think you are? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>the reason she's in here and makeup is because today,

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<v Speaker 1>the day of recording it is the Australian Commercial radio

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<v Speaker 1>all yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The radio logis if you like, and Jenna's obviously getting

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<v Speaker 2>dold up, but all day also.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm getting dold up. I'm a fucking presenter. Ye. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get ready with it an hour to spare.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're a man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all that's well. I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>I have empathy when it comes to women getting ready

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<v Speaker 2>because it takes me just as long with this long hair.

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<v Speaker 1>It would true. What do you have to shampoo that

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<v Speaker 1>every time? Oh? God no, no, I only wash it

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<v Speaker 1>once a week, once a week, interesting, I'm twice a week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got hair, masks and shit that is in the meantime.

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<v Speaker 1>This is riveting stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's jennything hare and make up all day?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you believe? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Call her actually at one point and be like, should

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<v Speaker 2>be weary about getting you nailstone?

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<v Speaker 1>Should be quickly caller now? Yeah, if you want, may

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<v Speaker 1>as well. I'm connected to the desk. Which fad is

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<v Speaker 1>she on? I think I've already put it on an app?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay, the bluetooth. Yep, this is this a FaceTime? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if you'll answer. She'll be busy in here

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<v Speaker 1>and make up all day. She won't answer, Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't playing. She will be in here and make

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<v Speaker 1>up book on her. She didn't pick up. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very curious to see how she turns out in

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<v Speaker 2>that case. I can't wait to see the fit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah another can I all right? Well, let's start the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Show Mitchell. If it is your first time listening, we

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<v Speaker 1>start every show with an is it just to me?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.

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<v Speaker 1>We have one each. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch's we're going in blind.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to kick things off for us today?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mine's tour related. I'm on tour and it's I've

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<v Speaker 1>got things top of mind. I'm in airports three times

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<v Speaker 1>a week, So mine's mine's too related. It's not very

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<v Speaker 1>it's so relatable. Well, people can travel, people fly. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you all go first. You want to, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>what's yours. There was an incident at a pub recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I've just got to stop going out, don't

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<v Speaker 1>I I was going to say, I was just looking

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<v Speaker 1>at your face to make sure your glasses are on

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<v Speaker 1>your head.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got the new glasses. Isn't worry. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>first I had the drink spiking. And then there's been

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<v Speaker 2>another incident. I'm just going to become a herm and

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck, I don't know about this one either.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I'll let you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool, Right, let's start. Is it just me? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you find it weird that if your pilot flying the

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<v Speaker 1>plane was a learner, you just never know about it. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>how do we know it's not their first day?

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, that's not something that'd ever disclose, is it no, like,

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<v Speaker 2>how do we know it's not their first time flying

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<v Speaker 2>a literal plane because every pilot would have to have

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<v Speaker 2>a first day flying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true.

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<v Speaker 2>They always talk about the pilots as if you should

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<v Speaker 2>know who they are, Like the you know, the flight

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<v Speaker 2>attendant will say, oh, we've got Captain Greg what's his face? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>flying today, as if some frequent fly is going to go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like Greg's flying now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes. It annoys me because surely they could put like

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<v Speaker 1>a giant fuck off L plate on the tail, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>covering the quantus logo, just an L plate. What if

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<v Speaker 1>we had to sign their log book, like as a

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<v Speaker 1>passenger you had to just go up and sign it

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<v Speaker 1>for them. Well, they'd have.

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<v Speaker 2>More than one pilot, there isn't They usually two. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a co pilot, so he'd have a supervisor.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but sometimes I think, like, God, that was

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<v Speaker 1>such a bumpy fucking landing. It would not surprise me

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<v Speaker 1>if this was his first ever day or a really

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<v Speaker 1>rough takeoff, and you go, you know, what was probably

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<v Speaker 1>his first flight ever or.

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<v Speaker 2>Her I don't reckon. They tell you at the start,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, this is my first flight. They might

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<v Speaker 2>tell you at the end because at the start that

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<v Speaker 2>had put you off. It would frighten me to no

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<v Speaker 2>extent because I remember when I was on my Kentiky

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<v Speaker 2>tour with Jenna. Yeah, of course, back in twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>our tour guide prit who by the way, she kept

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<v Speaker 2>encouraging us to use her hashtag any photos you put

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<v Speaker 2>up hashtag Kentiki brit. Oh really that hashtag is still

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<v Speaker 2>used to this day. No way, I want to check it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and have a look at hashtag Kentiki Breeze on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kenty brit.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, she was a fabulous tour guide. We loved her,

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<v Speaker 2>although she didn't handle the bullying incident very well. I

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<v Speaker 2>will say, oh that's another story, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, one hundred plus posts, yes, a thousand plus posts.

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<v Speaker 2>And so at the end of the tour, like our

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<v Speaker 2>last night on Kentucky Together, she said, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>I have a confession. She's key week, I have a confision.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually my first ever Kentucky tour. And everyone

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<v Speaker 2>just stood up and applauded because we were like, oh fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>this is the first time she has led a group,

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<v Speaker 2>and we thought that she was phenomenal and she started

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<v Speaker 2>crying because she was that overwhelmed at like how we

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<v Speaker 2>were validating her being like, you nailed it, bitch, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>First day on the job.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's very sweat And by the looks, the hashtag

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<v Speaker 1>is still active, so yeah, she's still in the job.

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<v Speaker 1>She's still working. I guess it's the same as like

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<v Speaker 1>any first job. But like I went and bought a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of pants in other day to store and it

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<v Speaker 1>was clearly his first day, and he said to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, this will be a bit slow. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>first day. See.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't mind that, mate, because then I'm more likely

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<v Speaker 2>to be patient totally.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess there's some jobs where you can't like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pilot, a pilot or a fucking heart surgeon,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm going to do your triple bypassed. Just FYI,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my first day of surgery. I was. I worked

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<v Speaker 1>at Baker's Delight last Thursday. I feel like.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had some sort of procedure done and they've mentioned,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, this student doctor is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>shadowing me and watching over. I'm like, well, as long

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<v Speaker 2>as they keep their fucking hands off me during this colonoscopy.

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<v Speaker 2>I dipte mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's fair though, because like you have to have

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<v Speaker 1>a first it's not going to be good. Like my

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<v Speaker 1>first ever on air shift. It was terrible, but people

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have known. Listening, they're not going to go this

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like this idiot's first day. What was the first

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<v Speaker 1>on air shift? Oh my god? My first on air

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<v Speaker 1>shift was Christmas Eve twenty sixteen, Christmas Eve nighttime. It

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<v Speaker 1>was from seventeen. So it's a bit off Broadway. Yeah, yah,

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<v Speaker 1>it is off Broadway. And it was like music, classic music.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just announcing songs. It was nothing special.

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<v Speaker 2>No one would have noticed. It was your first day.

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<v Speaker 1>No one noticed. But you know what, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever told the story I took the radio station

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<v Speaker 1>off air on my first ever shit.

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<v Speaker 2>First ever shift. I'd believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? I no, I did nothing. The

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<v Speaker 1>radio station was struck by lightning. My satellite was struck

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<v Speaker 1>by lightning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>I turned the station off air for thirty seconds and

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<v Speaker 1>my boss called me freaking out.

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<v Speaker 2>But what are the odds? They would have been like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're given this new kid to go, and then that happened.

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<v Speaker 1>And they caslp me They were like it was you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, no, I don't know what happened. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a massive storm. I feel it has something to do

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<v Speaker 1>with that. And they're like, no, mate, you're on new

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<v Speaker 1>like you fucked up? Is their proof it was struck

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<v Speaker 1>by line? Yes, the technicians were in the building and

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<v Speaker 1>I got them to investigate. They sent an email going

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<v Speaker 1>the receiver site was struck by lightning in western Sydney.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go that, Yeah, very validating. I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was Santa the reindeer hit the satellite.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to hear about Kentucky britt fucking up

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<v Speaker 2>the bullying incident? By the way, who was the bullying well,

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<v Speaker 2>which Jenna is here because she could back up my story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny that I'm talking about this now when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in your childhood home. But there were these pigs from

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<v Speaker 2>the shy up on our patique bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I stand by that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And it was the closest that I've felt to

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<v Speaker 2>being on a school excursion since a school excursion because

0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.280
<v Speaker 2>the social hierarchies that aren't a thing when you leave

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<v Speaker 2>school were back. There was the cool kids and they

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<v Speaker 2>very much treated us like the losers.

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<v Speaker 1>And how old were you would have been what twenty one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, twenty one yeah. And one of them decided to

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<v Speaker 2>set off a fire extinguisher in my bedroom on one

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<v Speaker 2>of the nights. They just came in set the.

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<v Speaker 1>Fire ex thing which are off while I was sleeping,

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<v Speaker 1>and then left it there. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like no two or three and or something.

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<v Speaker 2>And I had to call brit and be like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>so sorry to wake you, but my room is covered

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<v Speaker 2>in white shit. They set off a fire exiguture in

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<v Speaker 2>my room.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes, okay, well I can I can discipline them, reprimand.

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<v Speaker 2>Them in the morning. I was like, no, no, don't think

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<v Speaker 2>you understand. I need somewhere to sleep, like I think

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<v Speaker 2>you need to see it with your own eyes. It

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<v Speaker 2>was on your bed, Yeah, it was through the whole room.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever set off a fire extinguisher in a

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<v Speaker 2>tiny cabin? Everything is covered in gray and it stinks

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<v Speaker 2>as well. And so she was like, all right, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>come out a look. And then she came up to

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<v Speaker 2>my cabin and she saw it and she goes, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. And she goes the front admin desk like

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<v Speaker 2>the security everything is shut. I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 2>About getting another room, so she made me sleep on

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking fire, extinguished the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Breathe in the fumes and you'll fall straight up. It

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<v Speaker 1>was horrible. That's not very good from KENTICKI brute.

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<v Speaker 2>And then the next day I saw her reprimanding the

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<v Speaker 2>bully from the Shire Good and he had a word

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<v Speaker 2>with me, being like, oh, mate, you know, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of fun between us, but I need to

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we don't need to dob on each other

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<v Speaker 2>do It's a bit of fun. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>might have been fun for you, dog, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy it now, of course not. And I could tell

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<v Speaker 2>that it was like getting really worked up. She called

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<v Speaker 2>her supervisor. I mean, like, how do I handle this situation?

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<v Speaker 2>And she started like getting teary because and now that

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<v Speaker 2>I know that it was her first fucking day on

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<v Speaker 2>the job, I get it. But she's like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>kick this guy off the tour and just leave him

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<v Speaker 2>in a different country. I can't remember where we were

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, but she literally would be leaving him

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of nowhere in Europe.

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<v Speaker 1>That happens though. They've got the power, yeah, to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of people on the tour.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they do. And she was crying at the thought

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<v Speaker 2>of having to do it. So I was like, babe,

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<v Speaker 2>you know I could kick him off, but just like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm letting you know that it was fucked and this

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<v Speaker 2>is what he's capable of.

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<v Speaker 1>And what Jenna was just being railed in the next room, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>she was.

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<v Speaker 2>In the girl's cabin. So that's the other thing they

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't let because there was three of us, Jenna, Amy

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<v Speaker 2>and I went as friends. They wouldn't let the three

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<v Speaker 2>of us sleep in the same room because they couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have men sleeping in the same room as women. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I promise you, I won't fuck. I promise

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<v Speaker 2>you I won't. It won't come to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Funny that Jenna's room also was covered in a white substance.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very different, yuck, very different, and she had

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<v Speaker 1>no complaining. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>You should follow these idiots online search A couple of

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<v Speaker 2>mitches now coming up In our Wednesday episode, episode one

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<v Speaker 2>sixty six, Cheery's had a bit of an awkward moment

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<v Speaker 2>on tour that you're going to tell us about.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I actually I feel really bad about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of it's a in an ethical conundrum. I

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<v Speaker 1>ruined the holiday of these two Ussie punters. What This

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<v Speaker 1>couple were traveling to Adelaide and they were having the

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<v Speaker 1>time of their life. They even had an I Love

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide shirt on.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this going to be more airport chat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, more airport chatter, yeah, but this is off the

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<v Speaker 1>plane at the airport. I genuinely ruined their holiday. I

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<v Speaker 1>seriously did. And Britain Laura, who I'm currently on tour for,

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<v Speaker 1>think that I'm in the wrong and they were disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>They were disappointed in you in your actual holy shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I'll see if it's three out of three

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<v Speaker 2>co hosts disappointed.

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<v Speaker 1>In you, wait till we hear about that. I had

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<v Speaker 1>my own Kentiqui brit moment. It was awful. It was awful.

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<v Speaker 2>And also coming up in that episode, we've taken some

0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:09.240
<v Speaker 2>feedback on board. We get a lot of feedback from you,

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<v Speaker 2>our idiots. Some of it's good, some of it's bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But in our next episode, we're implementing a big change.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Of course, lots of changes on the podcast recently.

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<v Speaker 1>And can I just say, don't bite the hand that

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<v Speaker 1>feeds you all? Very good, We're giving you an extra

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<v Speaker 1>episode a week.

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<v Speaker 2>We do kind of ask for feedback, though, like the

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<v Speaker 2>survey monkey, that's a whole other kettle of fish.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we should go through that survey we did recently, Mitchell,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I could. Mitch and I sat in

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<v Speaker 1>the in the recording studio a couple of weeks ago

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<v Speaker 1>went through the results and some of the bullshit because

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<v Speaker 1>it was anonymous. Some of the bullshit that you guys

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<v Speaker 1>wrote about us was awful.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't even anonymous. They put their name to it

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<v Speaker 2>half the time, but they were scathing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fine, we asked for feedback. Bad.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get to that another time. Also, while I've gotcha's,

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<v Speaker 2>can I just take this opportunity to do a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of self primo?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. How deg is not your show? My comedy show.

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<v Speaker 2>Tickets are now on sale. We've got the bogan Gate

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<v Speaker 2>Show if you fancy a fucking Central West Road trips.

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<v Speaker 1>So exciting, by the way, it's so basific. Good for

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<v Speaker 1>Jessica row to put bogen Gate on the map.

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<v Speaker 2>How weird was that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Did you say that? II TV presenter Jessica Rowe

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<v Speaker 1>and TikToker.

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<v Speaker 2>Was at bogan Gate and she was on the way

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<v Speaker 2>to some conference in Condlobolan.

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<v Speaker 1>So weird.

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting her on the podcast soon, aren't.

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<v Speaker 1>We we I literally saw her at an event the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and she yet, when am I coming on

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<v Speaker 1>with you to be beautiful, smart, funny men.

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<v Speaker 2>I think enough people must have commented on her photo

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<v Speaker 2>of her in bogen Gate saying, oh my god, that's

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Koms's hometown because she randomly followed me aha. And

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<v Speaker 2>so anyway, Yes, the bogan Gate tickets are now on sale.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to talk to Jess about her thoughts

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<v Speaker 2>on bogen Gate. But also, my tickets to Adelaide are

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<v Speaker 2>on sale.

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 2>So far, the bogen Gate tickets are selling a lot

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<v Speaker 2>more than Adelaide, which is weird. And then I realized

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<v Speaker 2>it's because I've barely promoted Adelaide. So hey, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>an adelaide An idiot, I'm coming your way late November

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<v Speaker 2>or mid November.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And also they're not on sale yet, Perth. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have some news for you very soon, my god. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>can I just say, look at us, two touring comedians

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<v Speaker 1>being hilarious. No life on the road, it can I

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<v Speaker 1>it's actually very fun like, I can see why you

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<v Speaker 1>do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's gorgeous. Do you get to meet people afterwards? Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my favorite part. Yeah, it's really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>People are so sweet, people made merch and going to

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<v Speaker 1>get photos and it's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I also get told nice stories like you and Mitch

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<v Speaker 2>have gotten me through the toughest times. Yeah, when I

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<v Speaker 2>feel lonely blah blah blah, and I'm like, oh, that's

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<v Speaker 2>so sweet. I'll make sure to tell Cherry you said that.

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<v Speaker 2>I never do.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never told me, You've never want told me. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm thank you. I think they think they feel

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<v Speaker 1>more comfortable telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>I go for Drew Barrymore on them. I fucking hold

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<v Speaker 2>their hands and listen to them.

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<v Speaker 1>Get on your hands and ned, we've got the lisp

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<v Speaker 1>as well. That is very Drew Barrymore. So that happened

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Sorry, I've never once made fun of your list,

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<v Speaker 1>but I shouldn't. It's not funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I am Drew Barrymore and that's what I'm hearing.

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<v Speaker 1>She's canceled at the moment, so you don't want she

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she's in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>What's she done now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? She continued doing a talk show during the riders strikes.

0:23:05.440 --> 0:23:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I thought she stopped, and she did. But then now

0:23:08.160 --> 0:23:10.159
<v Speaker 1>the rider strikes are over and her riders refuse to

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<v Speaker 1>write for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh for fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I mean, thank god. Our riders are nice?

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<v Speaker 1>What riders?

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<v Speaker 2>We can barely spell ourselves, especially.

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<v Speaker 1>Today, Guys, my brain is fucking cook Mitch and I

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<v Speaker 1>on a fucking squish mellow. Who are you lean on

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<v Speaker 1>Romanov or something? What's yours?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even remember hanging on open? Yeah, Camillo Camillo.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like Camilla Cabello mushed into one. Camillo Camillo. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Camillo the pillow.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, it's comfortable, isn't it? It is if until

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<v Speaker 1>Sean uses it to prop your ass up. Oh my god, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't work perfectly. I'm not joking.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not joke. I haven't used it. Don't use the

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<v Speaker 1>new one, but the old one cries on a bike.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why we had too they get flat quick? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>shall we jump into your origin? Yeah, you're ready for

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<v Speaker 1>my jem let's go? Yeah? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you sometimes forget that straight fuckheads exist?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? No, because I know you're going to tell a

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<v Speaker 1>story here, and I don't want it to be I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it to be distressing, but yes I do

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<v Speaker 1>do you. Sometimes you just think we live in a

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<v Speaker 1>nice time and you think we're in our own.

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<v Speaker 2>Little queer safe bubble. And sometimes I forget that straight

0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:28.040
<v Speaker 2>idiots exist. So not idiots is in our listeners?

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<v Speaker 1>Well they do exist?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, no, they do exist. And I'm not casting a

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<v Speaker 2>net saying oh, straight people, but specifically straight dickheads, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't come across them often, our paths rarely cross,

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<v Speaker 2>but sometimes I happen upon them in their own natural habitat,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, that's right, people like you exist. Honestly.

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<v Speaker 2>The last straight fuckhead I encountered before the one I'm

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<v Speaker 2>about to mention with probably the guy on Kentiki. Yeah right,

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<v Speaker 2>but I forget that people like that exist. And so

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<v Speaker 2>what happened? I this is true, I don't know this story.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't told me. Well, Sean and I went to

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<v Speaker 2>dinner in Manly, but we were staying at my place,

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<v Speaker 2>so we caught the ferry over to Manley and then

0:25:03.600 --> 0:25:06.160
<v Speaker 2>we were catching the ferry back to Circular Key. Got

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<v Speaker 2>it and the fairy wasn't coming for fifteen minutes or so,

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<v Speaker 2>and I needed to do a little wi yeah, And

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<v Speaker 2>so I said, I'm just going to pop into that

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<v Speaker 2>bar right there, right next to the ferry stopping. Manly,

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<v Speaker 2>they've got Wharf Bar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah night.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was curious to see Wolf Bar because they're

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<v Speaker 2>in the same category as the bogen Gate Park. They're

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<v Speaker 2>both nominated for the same Hotel Award.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I was like, ah, wolf Bar is also

0:25:31.320 --> 0:25:33.360
<v Speaker 2>up for People's Choice. I'm going to go suck out

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.120
<v Speaker 2>the competition because obviously I'm rooting for the bogan Gate pup.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, I'm going to go to do a

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:41.280
<v Speaker 2>piss in there, Sean, and he goes, oh, careful, that

0:25:41.359 --> 0:25:44.600
<v Speaker 2>place is just full of fuck boys and dickheads. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just area. Yeah.

0:25:47.119 --> 0:25:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a Northern Beaches boy. And I said, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure it'll be fine. I'm not going in there to

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<v Speaker 2>have a good time. I'm just going to use the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't be long. Oh my god, you couldn't write

0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:58.640
<v Speaker 2>what happened? Like it proved Sean's point.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? I went into the bathroom and I went

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<v Speaker 1>into the cubicle, locked the door behind me. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>doing a shit, just doing a wave. I just prefer

0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:11.359
<v Speaker 1>the cubicles. Prefer to sit down. You do all the

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 1>time to piss you. I don't sit, but I stand. Yeah,

0:26:14.520 --> 0:26:15.480
<v Speaker 1>I just prefer to sit.

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<v Speaker 2>Because even standing in a cubicle, how did it become

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<v Speaker 2>the normal thing for men to just stand and piss?

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<v Speaker 2>I find it a bit barbaric.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I absolutely love Sometimes I'll piss in a sink

0:26:25.520 --> 0:26:27.920
<v Speaker 1>if I if I can think, yeah, I'm real barbaric.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, like a sink? Like if there's

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<v Speaker 1>no urinal, Sometimes I just use a sink. What like

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<v Speaker 1>a sink isn't the ones you wash your hands with,

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<v Speaker 1>like a basin? What there's a real risk of being

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:43.280
<v Speaker 1>caught there? Yeah, no, not like at a public venue.

0:26:43.320 --> 0:26:45.520
<v Speaker 1>But maybe sometimes what.

0:26:45.400 --> 0:26:47.040
<v Speaker 2>Sinks if you pissed in. Because this is making no

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<v Speaker 2>sense so far.

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:51.160
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I'll piss in if there's if there's no urinal

0:26:51.200 --> 0:26:53.040
<v Speaker 1>and it's just a cubicle.

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<v Speaker 2>I would never use a urinal. That's the most barbaric thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Piercing in a communal trough.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of like the thrill of it. A sinks clean.

0:27:00.240 --> 0:27:02.240
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's basically a toilet ball at hip height.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great, you do it well other people are around. No, God, no,

0:27:06.720 --> 0:27:08.840
<v Speaker 1>not in a public place. Yes, it is a public place,

0:27:08.880 --> 0:27:10.399
<v Speaker 1>but it's say, for example, it's one of the bathrooms.

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:12.680
<v Speaker 1>It's got one door, and you go, oh, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got the sink and the.

0:27:13.880 --> 0:27:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Tot all yeah in one guy. Yeah, like picture a

0:27:16.000 --> 0:27:18.080
<v Speaker 1>disabled toilet. I wouldn't go in a disabled toilet to

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>picture all encompassing bathrooms. Yeah. No, I'm not waiting there

0:27:21.359 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>for someone to walk in. God, I thought you just.

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:25.200
<v Speaker 2>Meant that instead of using a trough, you're pissing the sink.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, with so many people around.

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<v Speaker 1>No, if I walk in them, there's a toilet and

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<v Speaker 1>I just need to wea I might use this. Think

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have admitted that.

0:27:30.840 --> 0:27:32.359
<v Speaker 2>You really shouldn't have so far it.

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:34.439
<v Speaker 1>Please move on. I'm so sorry.

0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, you told me that you always use the cubicles,

0:27:37.359 --> 0:27:40.959
<v Speaker 2>but if in doubt, I'll just use a sink and

0:27:41.000 --> 0:27:43.920
<v Speaker 2>move on. Anyway, So I went into the cubicle and

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:47.040
<v Speaker 2>locked the door behind me, and then I'm starting to

0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 2>pull my pants. Sound to sit down on the tourt

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:55.320
<v Speaker 2>and before I sat down, I just hear someone bashing

0:27:55.520 --> 0:27:57.960
<v Speaker 2>on my cubicle door and I was like, oh, here

0:27:58.000 --> 0:28:00.280
<v Speaker 2>we go. So I pulled my pants back up and

0:28:00.320 --> 0:28:03.040
<v Speaker 2>I just sort of looked at them like yes, and

0:28:03.080 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>he goes, mate, I think you're in the wrong bathroom.

0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:11.920
<v Speaker 2>I said, what do you mean the women's bathroom's down there, mate?

0:28:12.600 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 2>And I said no, no, I'm in the right one,

0:28:15.720 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 2>and he said.

0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Are you sure about that?

0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Then I said something that I probably shouldn't have. I said, yeah,

0:28:22.800 --> 0:28:24.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure. Do you want me to get my dick

0:28:24.160 --> 0:28:27.480
<v Speaker 2>out to prove it? Oh my god, which I shouldn't

0:28:27.480 --> 0:28:29.520
<v Speaker 2>have said, because that's not very woke of me, because

0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:31.280
<v Speaker 2>you don't need a penis. If you identify as a

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:33.480
<v Speaker 2>male but don't have a penis, yes you can still

0:28:33.560 --> 0:28:36.800
<v Speaker 2>use them out baket And so I said, why do

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I want to get my dick out to prove it?

0:28:38.280 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 2>And then shut the door again, and then that really

0:28:40.920 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 2>set him off. That's when the banging on the door

0:28:43.960 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 2>got more fucking aggressive. It was like, and then I'm

0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:52.080
<v Speaker 2>going to use some potentially offensive language, but I'm going

0:28:52.080 --> 0:28:54.320
<v Speaker 2>to use it so that you realize exactly what I

0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 2>was up again, So I'm not going to sugarcoat it.

0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:57.120
<v Speaker 2>He was there going.

0:28:57.160 --> 0:29:01.640
<v Speaker 1>These fucking tradnies. What the fuck fucked these fucking trainies

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>is going off? Right? My god?

0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:06.280
<v Speaker 2>And then he stops spanging on the door, and then

0:29:06.440 --> 0:29:08.800
<v Speaker 2>sort of starts huddling around the sink with a couple

0:29:08.800 --> 0:29:11.239
<v Speaker 2>of his other gross friends, and I can hear him

0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 2>going these fucking train and he's it's fucked. I don't

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:14.840
<v Speaker 2>know how the fuck this happens. As long as she

0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:16.840
<v Speaker 2>doesn't try and touch my fucking dick, I don't care,

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:20.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. And so while I can hear him

0:29:20.160 --> 0:29:24.160
<v Speaker 2>muttering away in the bathrooms, I just very calmly took

0:29:24.200 --> 0:29:26.800
<v Speaker 2>my glasses off. Yeah, put them back in the case,

0:29:27.280 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 2>because in my mind, I thought, once I get out there,

0:29:30.960 --> 0:29:32.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to belt the fuck out of this mask.

0:29:33.080 --> 0:29:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Did you actually think that, Oh?

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I've always thought. I always say this, right,

0:29:37.920 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm good at confrontation, but I don't start it. If

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.520
<v Speaker 2>someone starts it with me. I can handle myself just fine,

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 2>you know what you can. And so I thought he's

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:47.800
<v Speaker 2>potentially going to lash out, but I'm going to flog

0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:50.840
<v Speaker 2>him fucking head which is so deluded. He probably could

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:52.560
<v Speaker 2>have beaten me, But in my mind, I was like,

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to take my specs off just in case

0:29:54.320 --> 0:29:56.600
<v Speaker 2>push comes to shove, because I've always thought if I

0:29:56.640 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 2>were ever to get into a fight, I would never

0:29:58.520 --> 0:30:01.240
<v Speaker 2>start it, but if it ever happened, a switch would

0:30:01.240 --> 0:30:03.560
<v Speaker 2>flick in my brain and I'd just destroy them. That's

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:05.560
<v Speaker 2>so I think it probably wouldn't actually happen.

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I have no doubt you would have got fully insane.

0:30:08.080 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I'd hate to physically fight you. He'll be insane.

0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.160
<v Speaker 2>And then, disappointingly, when I opened the door all geared

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:16.239
<v Speaker 2>up for a floggin, he was gone fucking hell. And

0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 2>so that was probably for the best, because I think

0:30:18.440 --> 0:30:20.000
<v Speaker 2>it's a bit deluted to think that I could have

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:23.120
<v Speaker 2>fought this man. And so I left the bath and

0:30:23.160 --> 0:30:26.840
<v Speaker 2>went back to Sean and went, you weren't wrong.

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:28.800
<v Speaker 1>That place is full of buck heads.

0:30:28.840 --> 0:30:31.200
<v Speaker 2>And Sean was more rattled than I was, to be honest,

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:32.960
<v Speaker 2>because I held my own.

0:30:33.240 --> 0:30:35.080
<v Speaker 1>But did he want he went in and bashed them

0:30:35.080 --> 0:30:35.400
<v Speaker 1>as well.

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:38.200
<v Speaker 2>No, he wanted to make a police report and stuff,

0:30:38.200 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, technically they didn't do anything. But

0:30:41.320 --> 0:30:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Sean said to me what did they look like? And

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, honestly, the most generic person ever. It

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:51.360
<v Speaker 2>was a straight white man in a white linen shirt

0:30:51.400 --> 0:30:54.800
<v Speaker 2>with blondish brownish fair hair. It could be anyone in

0:30:54.840 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 2>this venue, every person in the literally everyone in the

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Northern Beaches got mich I'm very sorry that happened to you,

0:31:01.000 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 2>and that is horrific. No, no, no, it wasn't traumatic or anything,

0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:06.000
<v Speaker 2>but it was just a weird reminder. I was like, Fuck,

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:07.480
<v Speaker 2>there's people like that out there.

0:31:07.560 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:31:07.960 --> 0:31:11.880
<v Speaker 2>Also, the tirade didn't really make any sense. I was like,

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:14.560
<v Speaker 2>is this guy actually being woke because he must have

0:31:14.600 --> 0:31:18.640
<v Speaker 2>thought that I was a transgender woman. Was he actually

0:31:18.640 --> 0:31:21.160
<v Speaker 2>being curtious telling me the women's room is down there

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:23.360
<v Speaker 2>and you're more than welcome with the dick despite the

0:31:23.400 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 2>fact that you identify as woman.

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking.

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:27.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm going, I couldn't make sense of the abuse.

0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was actually doing you a favor, going, you're

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 1>going to get hurt, get out of here.

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:32.840
<v Speaker 2>You should be in the woman Is that what he

0:31:32.920 --> 0:31:35.720
<v Speaker 2>was getting at? Or was he thinking that I was

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:38.040
<v Speaker 2>a transgender man as in born a woman?

0:31:38.200 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Yes, correct, And I had no place in that bathroom

0:31:40.800 --> 0:31:44.240
<v Speaker 1>because I'm not a real man, which is just awful, horrific.

0:31:44.280 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 1>And like he said, the only issue he had is

0:31:46.160 --> 0:31:47.880
<v Speaker 1>if you were to try to touch his dick, which

0:31:47.880 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 1>is always it's always sexual, it's always always connotations with

0:31:50.960 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 1>those fuckheads.

0:31:51.680 --> 0:31:54.120
<v Speaker 2>And quite frankly, there was no risk of me touching

0:31:54.160 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 2>his dick because he looked like he needed a shower. Honestly,

0:31:57.240 --> 0:31:59.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure what a gross pig of a man.

0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:01.760
<v Speaker 1>Fucking Mitch. I'm very sorry. That's very scary.

0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:03.959
<v Speaker 2>And I will say this not that I'm trying to

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:07.959
<v Speaker 2>smirch Wharf Bar because they are up against Bowden Gay,

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:11.360
<v Speaker 2>buter Sean did end up drafting an email to the

0:32:11.440 --> 0:32:13.160
<v Speaker 2>management just to you know, so.

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 1>It could go on their record. Yeah, and they never

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:18.600
<v Speaker 1>got back to me. No, they ignored the incident, did

0:32:18.680 --> 0:32:21.840
<v Speaker 1>they really? Well, they could have gotten the CCTV footage

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.320
<v Speaker 1>and they could have found the guy's face if you

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:24.680
<v Speaker 1>told them the time you're in there. I did.

0:32:24.760 --> 0:32:26.480
<v Speaker 2>I told them the exact time. Yeah, there you go,

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 2>and ye had no reply.

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:31.200
<v Speaker 2>So yes, I'll be steering clear of Wharf Bar. It's

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:34.560
<v Speaker 2>interesting that, like I was warned about the fact that

0:32:34.600 --> 0:32:37.880
<v Speaker 2>it's not overly queer friendly, and I just didn't take

0:32:37.880 --> 0:32:39.840
<v Speaker 2>the warning seriously because I was like, it's twenty twenty

0:32:39.880 --> 0:32:42.080
<v Speaker 2>three or whatever, no one cares. But this guy was

0:32:42.120 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 2>so severely bothered just by me existing. It was very odd.

0:32:45.040 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 2>It's weird to be reminded that there are people like

0:32:47.080 --> 0:32:47.520
<v Speaker 2>that out there.

0:32:47.520 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Still scary, isn't it, And you hear more and more

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 1>of it happening more recently. Anyway, we were out on

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:54.280
<v Speaker 1>Oxford Street the other day. I missed it. I was

0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:55.440
<v Speaker 1>at the front of the pack, but we were with

0:32:55.560 --> 0:32:58.440
<v Speaker 1>our gay friends and what were the slurs that were

0:32:58.440 --> 0:33:00.560
<v Speaker 1>thrown our way? Was it fags? Remember the other thing.

0:33:00.600 --> 0:33:04.160
<v Speaker 2>They're just the usual because they've got this putrid straight

0:33:04.240 --> 0:33:08.000
<v Speaker 2>venue two dollars down from Stonewall in the heart of

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Oxford Street, Sydney's iconic gay strip. They've got this dreadful

0:33:11.840 --> 0:33:16.080
<v Speaker 2>venue called NUA, which attracts some real low life straight people.

0:33:16.200 --> 0:33:19.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's been multiple, multiple vil and attacks.

0:33:19.200 --> 0:33:21.320
<v Speaker 2>And our friends, you know, people were calling out gay

0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:24.680
<v Speaker 2>slurs on Oxford Street, which is just so ridiculous the

0:33:24.720 --> 0:33:28.680
<v Speaker 2>nerve of you, and so my friends alerted the security

0:33:28.720 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 2>and they weren't overly fazed either.

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:32.920
<v Speaker 1>Couldn't kill us. No, just it's so scary because you

0:33:32.960 --> 0:33:35.160
<v Speaker 1>think you're right, you're kind of get in, you're leaving

0:33:35.200 --> 0:33:37.240
<v Speaker 1>your little bubble. Yeah, like nine to nive percent of

0:33:37.320 --> 0:33:40.120
<v Speaker 1>the time, I don't think about that. I feel safe

0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:40.680
<v Speaker 1>everywhere I go.

0:33:40.760 --> 0:33:43.440
<v Speaker 2>But then when things like that cockheaded wharf bar, when

0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:45.760
<v Speaker 2>things like that happen, I'm like, oh, that's right, what

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:48.320
<v Speaker 2>a shame people like you exist? Yeah, people like him

0:33:48.400 --> 0:33:51.080
<v Speaker 2>and the fuck stick from Kentucky. I'm just like, ah,

0:33:51.120 --> 0:33:51.840
<v Speaker 2>that's right.

0:33:51.800 --> 0:33:54.320
<v Speaker 1>They're around. Oh my god, was it the same guy

0:33:54.600 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 1>he was from? People? Oh my god, imagine imagine if

0:33:57.360 --> 0:33:59.280
<v Speaker 1>you've made a reference about a fire, you've only had

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 1>a fire extinct. Sure on me again, fucking Disco. I'm

0:34:02.480 --> 0:34:03.400
<v Speaker 1>glad you're a right Mitchell.

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:05.800
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm fine. If Bush had come to Shave and

0:34:05.800 --> 0:34:08.399
<v Speaker 2>we had gone into fight, oh, he would worse off

0:34:08.400 --> 0:34:08.719
<v Speaker 2>than that.

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:10.239
<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought you were going to say. I've

0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.240
<v Speaker 1>already lost these glasses once. I'm not going to wrestle

0:34:12.480 --> 0:34:12.839
<v Speaker 1>them again.

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Did you notice that was the first thing I did

0:34:14.800 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 2>when I thought this could lead to an altercation. I'm

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:18.600
<v Speaker 2>putting the glasses away safely.

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Glasses off rightly.

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:23.920
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so fuck wolf Bar. He's the motto, we

0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:24.719
<v Speaker 2>vote for bogan Gate.

0:34:24.840 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean I already have Lady close. A few people

0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 1>have asked me if bogan Gate Pub have won. That

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.360
<v Speaker 1>award hasn't been announced yet. That's not till the end

0:34:33.360 --> 0:34:35.799
<v Speaker 1>of the month, but I'll keep you up to date. Yeah, right, well, fantastic.

0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:38.839
<v Speaker 1>That'll be rainbow at the end of it, stormy, stormy day.

0:34:39.120 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 2>If warf Bar beats bogen Gate, I will fucking protest.

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I will riot you what.

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:45.880
<v Speaker 1>With your power bogan Gate will win? Who else what

0:34:45.960 --> 0:34:49.839
<v Speaker 1>other star influencer comedians can promote a pub? No one

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:52.319
<v Speaker 1>at wharf Bar, no one I follow anywhere. No, that's

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 1>exactly right. Well, I'm glad you made it out alive, Mitchell. Oh,

0:34:55.360 --> 0:34:57.280
<v Speaker 1>of course I made it out alive. It was fine.

0:34:57.440 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>I know. Also, what's the advice we can't people have

0:35:00.440 --> 0:35:02.520
<v Speaker 1>to be safe. We can't say fight back because if

0:35:02.520 --> 0:35:03.959
<v Speaker 1>you know the back, that's how you get hurt.

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:06.799
<v Speaker 2>Right. Yeah, No, I shouldn't have said that thing that

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:08.920
<v Speaker 2>I said about oh, drawing us through my dick is

0:35:08.960 --> 0:35:11.359
<v Speaker 2>a not very inclusive of me to say that, But

0:35:11.400 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 2>also it did aggravate him a bit.

0:35:13.719 --> 0:35:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sure, I'm sure his mates pull him into line. No, no, no,

0:35:17.120 --> 0:35:18.880
<v Speaker 1>they were all they were all just because it was

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:19.360
<v Speaker 1>so echoe.

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't decide for much. But they were just being.

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Like, oh yeah, he's fucking fucked. You know.

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 2>They were all on the same team as him.

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course, yeah, I'm sorry, awful, No, no, no, it's fine,

0:35:30.160 --> 0:35:31.680
<v Speaker 1>all right, Well listen, should we get out of here?

0:35:32.000 --> 0:35:32.879
<v Speaker 2>Sure, let's get out.

0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 1>There is a second episode coming in your feed very soon.

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're getting out of here, but we won't be

0:35:37.320 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 2>gone long.

0:35:37.800 --> 0:35:39.359
<v Speaker 1>No, of course, I'll see you in a couple of days.

0:35:39.400 --> 0:35:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Hope you're liking the two episodes a week everyone.

0:35:41.560 --> 0:35:43.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I saw a couple of people say I was

0:35:43.800 --> 0:35:46.319
<v Speaker 2>a bit off about the two episode format, but they're

0:35:46.360 --> 0:35:46.719
<v Speaker 2>liking it.

0:35:46.800 --> 0:35:50.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good, good, Well it continues. It'll leave us five stars.

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<v Speaker 1>If you haven't on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, give us a review.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, now it's probably a good time to give

0:35:55.719 --> 0:35:58.360
<v Speaker 2>you a little hack, because we've got the new episodes

0:35:58.360 --> 0:36:00.320
<v Speaker 2>on a Wednesday. You might bloody forget. You're in the

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0:36:06.640 --> 0:36:08.600
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0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:09.440
<v Speaker 2>why you won't miss it.

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:11.000
<v Speaker 1>And we'll see you guys in a couple of days

0:36:11.000 --> 0:36:13.240
<v Speaker 1>for our second episode, Captain syn Idiot Space.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit a follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a to D Brief. This is our secret

0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:36.759
<v Speaker 2>segment on the end. Yeah, pretend the show's done, but

0:36:36.760 --> 0:36:37.600
<v Speaker 2>we keep talking shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Just rab it on. It's what we do. I got

0:36:39.280 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 1>an update. Actually, I got so many messages last week

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:46.880
<v Speaker 1>after I asked about the conspiracy theory. I was concerned

0:36:46.880 --> 0:36:48.839
<v Speaker 1>about the disappearance of the year ten and the year

0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 1>twelve form Oh yeah, that's all right.

0:36:50.160 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 2>You said that you've not seen or heard anything about

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 2>a formal in ages, and I just said, it's because

0:36:55.000 --> 0:36:58.520
<v Speaker 2>that's not in our Oh god, I can't think of

0:36:58.560 --> 0:37:00.759
<v Speaker 2>the word. I'm I've got to have a swig a

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Musk movie. I've barely eaten today. I'm sunning the fact.

0:37:02.680 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Mitch entered my hot it's not in

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:06.279
<v Speaker 2>our wheelhouse.

0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not our I can't think of it either.

0:37:11.760 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 2>That's going to annoy me.

0:37:12.520 --> 0:37:13.200
<v Speaker 1>It's really going to piece.

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:15.720
<v Speaker 2>It's not in our fucking stratosphy. It's not an our radar.

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Radar works.

0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there you go. What are we like? What business

0:37:19.120 --> 0:37:20.680
<v Speaker 2>do we have associating with school children?

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:23.879
<v Speaker 1>I completely agree none. However, I was just concerned because

0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:25.040
<v Speaker 1>I felt like I would have seen them in the

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 1>age of TikTok. I feel like kids would be posting

0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:28.879
<v Speaker 1>or they be doing tiktoks at their formal and what's

0:37:28.880 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 1>going on? True?

0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Because it was a very big Instagram opportunity in our day,

0:37:32.600 --> 0:37:35.839
<v Speaker 2>totally with like fourteen Valencia filters on one Well.

0:37:35.760 --> 0:37:38.920
<v Speaker 1>We posted our photos. People love them, so many fucking filters.

0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:41.479
<v Speaker 2>Oh, all the photos that people commented of their formal

0:37:41.960 --> 0:37:43.600
<v Speaker 2>love that we almost had the same experience.

0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:45.680
<v Speaker 1>It was awful. We have not had a unique life.

0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Everyone has the same life people. The majority of messages

0:37:48.920 --> 0:37:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I got were at two one of the main the

0:37:52.080 --> 0:37:55.240
<v Speaker 1>main response was that it is still happening. Is happening, however,

0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:58.480
<v Speaker 1>it's not cool to go to it anymore? Oh really, Yeah,

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 1>it's embarrassing to be excited about a year ten or

0:38:01.239 --> 0:38:02.160
<v Speaker 1>a year twelve formal.

0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't think it's embarrassing. It's like a rite

0:38:05.239 --> 0:38:07.640
<v Speaker 2>of passage. Everyone's going to go through the school formal.

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:09.640
<v Speaker 2>It's exciting at the time, at the time, a little

0:38:09.640 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 2>bit cringe in hindsight.

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I agree, but now it's not a cool thing to

0:38:13.239 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 1>be pumped up for and to go to and get

0:38:15.000 --> 0:38:17.919
<v Speaker 1>an outfit. Really yes, And then I had someone else's message, man,

0:38:18.120 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 1>a teacher, someone who's a teacher. Really yeah, he was like, Hey,

0:38:20.960 --> 0:38:23.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm a teacher, I teach you twelve. It's not it

0:38:23.560 --> 0:38:25.520
<v Speaker 1>like kids. Kids don't like it.

0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I saw a comment or something. Someone might have messaged it,

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:32.200
<v Speaker 2>or maybe it was the group saying that year twelve

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:35.720
<v Speaker 2>formals still a thing. Year ten not so much. Oh, really,

0:38:35.880 --> 0:38:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Like obviously they stopped doing school formals during COVID. Yeah,

0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:42.280
<v Speaker 2>and then maybe there wasn't a real rush or demand

0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:44.279
<v Speaker 2>to bring them back, and so I think year ten

0:38:44.360 --> 0:38:45.760
<v Speaker 2>ones aren't quite as common.

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:47.479
<v Speaker 1>Well, Gerard said, hey, are you listening to the pod?

0:38:47.520 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 1>You're right with your region. We had a year ten

0:38:49.280 --> 0:38:51.480
<v Speaker 1>dance at school and it was pretty dead. Kids have

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:53.920
<v Speaker 1>more choice to go on not now, rather than it

0:38:53.960 --> 0:38:56.160
<v Speaker 1>being compulsory, and it is more cool. I don't think

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:58.960
<v Speaker 1>it's ever compulsory. Was it at some schools. I think, well,

0:38:59.000 --> 0:39:01.440
<v Speaker 1>my school, it was organized by the students. The teachers

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.680
<v Speaker 1>had no influence at all, which is.

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:07.040
<v Speaker 2>Weird, very weird. But I don't think it's ever compulsory

0:39:07.040 --> 0:39:09.600
<v Speaker 2>because jinn it never went. That'd be weird to make

0:39:09.640 --> 0:39:10.360
<v Speaker 2>them compulsory.

0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 1>What does jennifercking go to?

0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, the accurs she's in here and makeup a course

0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 2>she is, so yeah, then the other what we say,

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:18.279
<v Speaker 2>it's not cool, it's not cool.

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:20.080
<v Speaker 1>It's more it's yeah, it's more cool not to go.

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:22.080
<v Speaker 1>But then I had a couple of other messages saying

0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:26.800
<v Speaker 1>that don't happen anymore. So it just depends really yeah, Okay.

0:39:26.560 --> 0:39:29.200
<v Speaker 2>By the way, side, note this smoothie that I'm currently

0:39:29.200 --> 0:39:31.880
<v Speaker 2>speaking in the background because I haven't eaten much day

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:33.800
<v Speaker 2>and I've realized that's why I can't find the words

0:39:34.200 --> 0:39:36.239
<v Speaker 2>do you reckon smoothies? Because it's a fuck load of

0:39:36.280 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 2>food blended together to form a liquid. Does it come

0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:41.680
<v Speaker 2>out when you peet or does it come out as pooh?

0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:46.000
<v Speaker 1>God, that's a big discussion. It's like soup, isn't it. Yeah,

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 1>super I think soup would be ship surely now smoothie

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:52.480
<v Speaker 1>ship yeah, because it's it's fiber.

0:39:52.719 --> 0:39:54.480
<v Speaker 2>That's true. It's a fuck letter fiber in that.

0:39:54.520 --> 0:39:56.160
<v Speaker 1>Do you put your metamucial scoop in as well?

0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes if Shan's coming over.

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, I don't even fucking bottom it. I'm

0:40:00.840 --> 0:40:02.719
<v Speaker 1>putting metamusa in everything. The best balm.

0:40:03.080 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, I agree, it's it's a nice feeling.

0:40:05.800 --> 0:40:08.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's so satisfying sometimes healthy. Shit much and it

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:10.200
<v Speaker 1>takes me two days to get one out.

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh does it cause constipation?

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, it just makes it so like solid.

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, okay.

0:40:16.239 --> 0:40:18.960
<v Speaker 1>Interesting, you had your smoothie era and you were so

0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:21.280
<v Speaker 1>annoying with you when you are one of those annoying

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:24.800
<v Speaker 1>smoothie people that walk. You entered my house today, smoothie first.

0:40:25.360 --> 0:40:27.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had everything in bags except for this smoothie

0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:29.920
<v Speaker 2>I was making. I was causing such a scene, like

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:32.160
<v Speaker 2>guess that's right. I drink green smoothes and that makes

0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:32.919
<v Speaker 2>me better than you will.

0:40:33.000 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you've got such a gigantic like a neutrable

0:40:35.600 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 1>as smoothie holder.

0:40:36.800 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you know it's funny. I went through a mad

0:40:38.680 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 2>smoothie era in like twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, and I

0:40:42.600 --> 0:40:46.279
<v Speaker 2>got the smoothie recipe book released by Sally Obermeta. He

0:40:46.440 --> 0:40:48.160
<v Speaker 2>is now a real housewife of Sydney.

0:40:48.239 --> 0:40:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, got and I don't.

0:40:49.400 --> 0:40:51.480
<v Speaker 2>Know what happened. I just lost interest. It was a

0:40:51.600 --> 0:40:54.000
<v Speaker 2>very solid phase and then I sort of. I still

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:57.000
<v Speaker 2>made them in twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen during COVID, when

0:40:57.719 --> 0:41:00.000
<v Speaker 2>a lot of health and wellness just went out the window.

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 2>If you may, I stop making them, but I'm back

0:41:02.200 --> 0:41:05.040
<v Speaker 2>with a vengeance. I've started making my nutritionis. I'm using

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 2>her recipes. They's Sarah Delarenzo smoothie. They're so good.

0:41:08.080 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, my go to This is so boring,

0:41:09.920 --> 0:41:11.719
<v Speaker 1>but I have, I have have because I'm at the

0:41:11.760 --> 0:41:14.440
<v Speaker 1>gym now and in like calorie deficit. I have a

0:41:14.520 --> 0:41:18.520
<v Speaker 1>lot of protein. Like I drink a lot of protein shakes. No,

0:41:18.640 --> 0:41:21.240
<v Speaker 1>if you get the good stuff, i'd have put.

0:41:21.040 --> 0:41:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Protein powder in this smoothie as well.

0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Well that's what I do. So my daily is two

0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 1>scrips of protein powder, vanilla French vanilla yam, like a

0:41:28.600 --> 0:41:32.120
<v Speaker 1>couple or half a couple of blueberries, coconut water and ice.

0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, oh yeah, some of a bit of yoga.

0:41:34.480 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 1>If I want some more calories, some energy, Mine's fucking dense.

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:41.920
<v Speaker 2>What's yours that thick this one has? I'm going to

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:43.799
<v Speaker 2>go check the recipecause I can't remember.

0:41:43.520 --> 0:41:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Plug Sarah de Lorenzo Mitch's Nutritionists, as seen on Channel sevens.

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:52.880
<v Speaker 2>So this one is the Wellness and Vitality smoothie explained.

0:41:52.920 --> 0:41:55.799
<v Speaker 2>It's got a bit of ginger, half an apple, raw

0:41:55.920 --> 0:41:58.480
<v Speaker 2>honey key We fruit, a whole key we fruit that is,

0:42:00.320 --> 0:42:03.320
<v Speaker 2>a teeth spoon of nut butter, two tablespoons of yogurt

0:42:03.360 --> 0:42:06.200
<v Speaker 2>and protein powder, a whole cup of baby spoonach, and

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 2>a quarter of an avocado.

0:42:07.440 --> 0:42:11.160
<v Speaker 1>Mitchell, that's too much, but I hate frong.

0:42:11.080 --> 0:42:12.839
<v Speaker 2>Vegetables, so it means I don't have to worry about

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:15.040
<v Speaker 2>fruit or vegetables all day. It just get it in

0:42:15.040 --> 0:42:15.399
<v Speaker 2>one hit.

0:42:15.520 --> 0:42:18.479
<v Speaker 1>Oh true, that's fucking excessive, though, to be perfy honest

0:42:18.480 --> 0:42:19.840
<v Speaker 1>with you, do you think that's a lot?

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:22.839
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, but like I said, I hadn't eaten much today,

0:42:22.880 --> 0:42:24.759
<v Speaker 2>so now that I've disculled that smoothie, I'm going.

0:42:24.760 --> 0:42:26.360
<v Speaker 1>To be full. Wait, so is that going to be

0:42:26.440 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 1>your lunch?

0:42:27.400 --> 0:42:30.240
<v Speaker 2>Not necessarily? Yeah, right, but it is lunchtime.

0:42:30.280 --> 0:42:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's well past last time at the moment today,

0:42:32.360 --> 0:42:34.440
<v Speaker 1>it's probably gonna have to be God. We literally have

0:42:34.480 --> 0:42:35.520
<v Speaker 1>the Radio Awards today.

0:42:36.239 --> 0:42:37.879
<v Speaker 2>When you say way, I'm not glady going, You're not.

0:42:37.840 --> 0:42:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Going now and rightly, so I'm excited. You know what

0:42:39.960 --> 0:42:41.640
<v Speaker 1>this year is for me because I won the big

0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:45.040
<v Speaker 1>gone last year. Thank you so much. Yes, thank you.

0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Well it's a year after you, thank you. But I

0:42:47.960 --> 0:42:50.880
<v Speaker 1>almost feel like, you know what the Oscars when the

0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 1>winner of the Best Actress and Best Actor come back

0:42:53.280 --> 0:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>to present. Yeah, oh, is that what you're doing. No,

0:42:55.480 --> 0:42:59.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not presenting, but I am coming back. Obviously I'm returning,

0:43:00.040 --> 0:43:02.160
<v Speaker 1>but I kind of feel like it's my year to

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:03.719
<v Speaker 1>just come back. And you know, I don't have to

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:05.799
<v Speaker 1>get as dressed up because this is my victory lap.

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's less on the line.

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:08.839
<v Speaker 1>Less on the line. It's like, yeah, won this last year,

0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:10.160
<v Speaker 1>and there's no pressure. I don't need another one.

0:43:10.160 --> 0:43:11.480
<v Speaker 2>So you're not going to get all old up. You're

0:43:11.520 --> 0:43:12.719
<v Speaker 2>not going to go all out like you did for

0:43:12.760 --> 0:43:13.240
<v Speaker 2>the logis.

0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:16.560
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not. I'm absolutely not. No, it's just a

0:43:16.600 --> 0:43:20.239
<v Speaker 1>simple suit. Yeah, that's quite boring. I can't believe you

0:43:20.280 --> 0:43:22.839
<v Speaker 1>got a tack in a bathroom. I wish I was there.

0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:25.600
<v Speaker 2>Why what would you have done.

0:43:25.880 --> 0:43:27.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. It makes me also feel bad that

0:43:28.200 --> 0:43:29.320
<v Speaker 1>you know that's to you.

0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:31.520
<v Speaker 2>You know that. Oscar said to me the next day, Oh,

0:43:31.680 --> 0:43:33.839
<v Speaker 2>I wish I was there with you, And I said,

0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking glad you weren't. It would have escalated so quickly.

0:43:37.160 --> 0:43:38.520
<v Speaker 1>If you were there, it would have been worse.

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:41.520
<v Speaker 1>I hate confrontation, but I just wish I was there

0:43:41.520 --> 0:43:43.719
<v Speaker 1>to get you a Betty's burger or something after it

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:44.160
<v Speaker 1>the wharf.

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:46.799
<v Speaker 2>It's fine, although I did say to Sean when we

0:43:46.840 --> 0:43:48.799
<v Speaker 2>got to Circular Key once we got off the ferry,

0:43:48.840 --> 0:43:51.759
<v Speaker 2>I was like, let's grab a drink. Actually after that,

0:43:52.080 --> 0:43:52.960
<v Speaker 2>what one more? Would you?

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

0:43:54.719 --> 0:43:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Went to the same bar that we went to our

0:43:56.040 --> 0:43:58.399
<v Speaker 2>first date on the road that's very huge, and there

0:43:58.440 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 2>was this fat fucking rat the bushes behind us.

0:44:00.960 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I went on a date at the

0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Rocks the other day. Rats everywhere.

0:44:04.760 --> 0:44:08.560
<v Speaker 2>They're not just rats, they're like minuture pony. And there

0:44:08.560 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 2>were several of them just galloping a long Circular Key

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:11.919
<v Speaker 2>at Harbor.

0:44:12.000 --> 0:44:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, eh, I know they trot by the

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:15.480
<v Speaker 1>fucking Modern Art Museum.

0:44:15.600 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wait, what's your first date bar? It's called Doss House.

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, when did you go to Doss House

0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:23.040
<v Speaker 1>on our first day? No?

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Shut up?

0:44:23.840 --> 0:44:25.480
<v Speaker 1>This recently, as in.

0:44:25.480 --> 0:44:26.720
<v Speaker 2>Like the night of the attack.

0:44:26.920 --> 0:44:30.399
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, that was like last Saturday get out. Were

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:32.440
<v Speaker 1>you there? Yes? Did you go on a date at

0:44:32.440 --> 0:44:32.919
<v Speaker 1>Doss House?

0:44:33.080 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes? What a good open. That's where Sean and I

0:44:35.480 --> 0:44:36.439
<v Speaker 2>went on our first date.

0:44:36.719 --> 0:44:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I went on Saturday night, You idiot?

0:44:38.280 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 2>What time did you leave?

0:44:39.440 --> 0:44:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what time were you there? You're fucking

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:43.040
<v Speaker 1>kidding me.

0:44:43.160 --> 0:44:45.520
<v Speaker 2>I never kid I reckon. I probably got there maybe

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:47.200
<v Speaker 2>eleven or ten thirty.

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:50.440
<v Speaker 1>No, No, we were there earlier. Okay, I went to

0:44:50.440 --> 0:44:52.920
<v Speaker 1>the German restaurant in Rocks. I'm going to the Rocks

0:44:52.960 --> 0:44:55.200
<v Speaker 1>again tonight. I need recommendation. Oh my god, Doss House

0:44:55.280 --> 0:44:55.880
<v Speaker 1>is brilliant.

0:44:56.719 --> 0:44:58.879
<v Speaker 2>It's good for drinks and cocktails, but it doesn't really

0:44:58.880 --> 0:44:59.600
<v Speaker 2>do food, doesn't.

0:44:59.719 --> 0:45:02.360
<v Speaker 1>No, it's good for cocktail bar. Yeah, Gordon, they're at

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:02.960
<v Speaker 1>the same night.

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 2>That is ridiculous.

0:45:05.120 --> 0:45:08.200
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Sorry? That's good? Do we not talk?

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Are we not friends? Well?

0:45:09.520 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 2>We clearly weren't talking that day?

0:45:11.120 --> 0:45:15.120
<v Speaker 1>Is I haven't told you about this date? Something went

0:45:15.200 --> 0:45:19.440
<v Speaker 1>really wrong? Didn't go wrong? But this is the twenty

0:45:19.520 --> 0:45:21.239
<v Speaker 1>don't my good doth have no, no, no, no, it's a

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:23.200
<v Speaker 1>twenty one year old that I'm dating, right, yep, and

0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:25.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty eight. And then he was like, oh, there's

0:45:25.160 --> 0:45:27.040
<v Speaker 1>an age gap. Like the whole joke is that there's

0:45:27.040 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 1>a seven year age gap.

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I see. I'm on his side. Where if you're

0:45:30.760 --> 0:45:33.520
<v Speaker 2>the young one in the age gap, it's your god

0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:35.239
<v Speaker 2>given right to make fun of the other person for

0:45:35.280 --> 0:45:37.600
<v Speaker 2>being older. Yes, you know how often I rip into

0:45:37.600 --> 0:45:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Sean for being thirty. Yeah, it's funny he's nearly thirty one. Actually, yeah,

0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:44.160
<v Speaker 2>oh is he Yeah? Yeah, he's cradle snatcher.

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 1>I know you're right. It is so much fun to

0:45:46.080 --> 0:45:47.880
<v Speaker 1>pay out an old person if you're dating there, but

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:50.400
<v Speaker 1>the receiving end I don't like it anyway. So he

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<v Speaker 1>was actually very funny. He would then we're in the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and he would say to a couple next to us,

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<v Speaker 1>and I love this. You mean, I love to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to random people. So on a date someone doing this,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, God, marry me. He was like, excuse me,

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<v Speaker 1>can I ask you a question? And the couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years like who looks older between the two of us? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and without batting an Eland, they want this one a

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<v Speaker 1>wilder beast, and I was like, fuck you anyway. Then

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<v Speaker 1>I call this other group, I excuse me, guys, can

0:46:13.920 --> 0:46:15.440
<v Speaker 1>I ask you a question? Out of the two of us,

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<v Speaker 1>who is without even finishing you prustraight at me. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fucked. So then when we left, were you

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<v Speaker 1>the one initiating this game? Well? He started the game,

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<v Speaker 1>So then I was like, he kept winning. He kept

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<v Speaker 1>getting people saying me, well, because he's younger, he looks

0:46:28.960 --> 0:46:31.799
<v Speaker 1>younger photos of him. I actually haven't seen front of him,

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<v Speaker 1>have you not? Well? I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't sure how attached I should get to the

0:46:35.480 --> 0:46:37.000
<v Speaker 2>twenty one year old. I wasn't sure if it was

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<v Speaker 2>a brief flinger, if it's someone I need to get tonight,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a fling.

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<v Speaker 1>But we've been on like ten days, okay, so it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you do at this point?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess that's the beauty of a situationship. I

0:46:48.080 --> 0:46:50.239
<v Speaker 1>guess he was on this bed not long ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh fuck, don't tell me that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it smelt damp in here. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>a situation ship where there's no strings attached. He's obviously

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<v Speaker 2>more mature than than I was at age twenty one,

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<v Speaker 2>because if I was going on ten dates with someone

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<v Speaker 2>at age twenty one, I would have been like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is my husband. We're going to get married. I would

0:47:10.239 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 2>have just any any little sign I would have read

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<v Speaker 2>into and been like, oh, yeah, this is the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally. No, he's he's very he's very mature. It is

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. Yeah, it is what yeah, exactly. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but also I'm not sure we haven't had that discussion

0:47:23.360 --> 0:47:25.640
<v Speaker 1>we have that. It's just well, let's have it now.

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<v Speaker 1>What just call him? Kah. We only talk on Snapchat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's embarrassing.

0:47:32.920 --> 0:47:35.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm mortal. I still have Snapchat. I no, No, I don't.

0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I had to download it to create an account to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him. He wouldn't message you in any other way. Text,

0:47:42.040 --> 0:47:44.800
<v Speaker 1>but he doesn't use messenger, and he says text is

0:47:44.840 --> 0:47:48.080
<v Speaker 1>just for emergency. He prefers snapchat so we can send photos.

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<v Speaker 2>The disappearing photos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I see, but it's not that No, like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I'm not going into this with you. Okay,

0:47:55.520 --> 0:47:57.880
<v Speaker 1>we don't have to, not on the record anyway. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm at how weird that.

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<v Speaker 2>You were at Doss House the same night.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. That's so weird. What cocktail did you have?

0:48:02.840 --> 0:48:04.640
<v Speaker 1>The strawberry? I just got rose, that's all it's in

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<v Speaker 1>the mood for.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and I had cocktail after the assault.

0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 1>Me. Of course you went to Doss House after the assault.

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.680
<v Speaker 2>Yes, Oh, we were in circular anyway, and I was like, oh,

0:48:11.719 --> 0:48:12.640
<v Speaker 2>let's just pop over.

0:48:12.520 --> 0:48:14.760
<v Speaker 1>For a drink after that. Is so funny, Mitchell.

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:16.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Actually I can find out what time it was.

0:48:16.840 --> 0:48:19.040
<v Speaker 2>It was probably later than you tell me. It was

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<v Speaker 2>quite late because I took a video of the rat

0:48:21.560 --> 0:48:24.120
<v Speaker 2>and put it on my Instagram. That giant rat.

0:48:25.000 --> 0:48:26.440
<v Speaker 1>I saw that, and I did not put two and

0:48:26.440 --> 0:48:27.759
<v Speaker 1>two together. That hang.

0:48:27.800 --> 0:48:29.840
<v Speaker 2>And I've just looked in that video of the rat

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<v Speaker 2>sitting right behind us at Doss House was eleven forty three,

0:48:32.960 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 2>so we got there a bit late. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was there at ten fourteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, like ships in the night, like fairies in the night.

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:40.959
<v Speaker 1>And then I was also at the German restaurant drinking

0:48:41.000 --> 0:48:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Bavarian beer. Beer. Yeah.

0:48:44.239 --> 0:48:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't stomach beer really why. I don't know what

0:48:48.000 --> 0:48:50.399
<v Speaker 2>it is. The bloating effects of beer just are so

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<v Speaker 2>severe on me, I look like I'm fucking pregnant after

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:52.839
<v Speaker 2>one beer.

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:55.240
<v Speaker 1>There's a twenty one year old, isn't he cute? Shows?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm getting old. That show from the distance showing

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<v Speaker 2>you well? Then why did you just hold the phone

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<v Speaker 2>to me? Go hear you don't?

0:49:03.960 --> 0:49:07.040
<v Speaker 1>I want you to analyze. I'll show you off just

0:49:07.080 --> 0:49:07.640
<v Speaker 1>different things.

0:49:07.680 --> 0:49:09.040
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to see what his face looked like.

0:49:09.120 --> 0:49:11.600
<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm not. I want you to send it

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<v Speaker 1>to yourself.

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Now I've lost that is Why would I send it

0:49:15.480 --> 0:49:19.000
<v Speaker 2>to myself? You're a weirdo, and I'm happily in sconced.

0:49:19.000 --> 0:49:21.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't need a photo of this infant on my phone.

0:49:21.640 --> 0:49:27.799
<v Speaker 2>Don't date that ensconced, I am. I'll text it to you.

0:49:28.520 --> 0:49:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh now it is on my phone. That's what you

0:49:30.440 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 2>were worried about.

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<v Speaker 1>How you're going to have it? I don't want you

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<v Speaker 1>to describe. I don't want it.

0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:40.439
<v Speaker 2>I don't need a fucking copy. Get a burden onto

0:49:40.440 --> 0:49:44.839
<v Speaker 2>a disc for me? Are you? How do he steal

0:49:44.880 --> 0:49:45.280
<v Speaker 2>the start?

0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? His pants is very funny. The way to my

0:49:48.680 --> 0:49:52.440
<v Speaker 1>heart leptomaniac and in audience engagement at a date. Jesus Christ,

0:49:52.480 --> 0:49:56.880
<v Speaker 1>that's like my dream Guy. Very funny. We should probably go,

0:49:56.880 --> 0:49:57.400
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't we?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's up to you.

0:49:58.760 --> 0:50:01.640
<v Speaker 1>We've done any sign of life from Jenner? Absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>I text her and have called her twice. Now fair enough?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well bitch, We hope this podcast made you

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:09.760
<v Speaker 2>feel at least one point five percent better today.

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