WEBVTT - Kate returned the pineapple!

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place

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<v Speaker 1>of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they

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<v Speaker 1>yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is

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<v Speaker 1>a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

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<v Speaker 1>cut you off at the knees, then gift you a

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<v Speaker 1>pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why always always.

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<v Speaker 2>Strap fell off and now I can't talk.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably look tag down strap right down, both of her out.

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<v Speaker 2>I should post that video only fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Only, fans only, bucks only. Huh hello, valveoitok a nude

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<v Speaker 1>only fans of the buck up and people have.

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<v Speaker 2>To pay to watch two zips you and two.

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<v Speaker 1>Zips PM record this is what's going on. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on. I'm actually surprised you have never been to

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<v Speaker 2>a nudist thing. Oh no, and in fact, you give

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<v Speaker 2>off nudist vibes.

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<v Speaker 1>You would agree, No, I think I give off prudish

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<v Speaker 1>But I.

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<v Speaker 2>Would say I think anyone listening would wouldn't be surprised

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<v Speaker 2>if one day you said you you and Steve, Steve,

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<v Speaker 2>you're so peace. You and Pete were driving looking for

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<v Speaker 2>a door in the country. They bought some blueberries and

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<v Speaker 2>before we knew it.

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<v Speaker 1>We were in a river, Well, we would in a river,

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<v Speaker 1>we would we just dank okay, so barely barey. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't even do that, but Peter won't. Look he she comes,

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<v Speaker 1>She's got to push me, push out of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>You always walk your camera, you block my camera. I

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<v Speaker 2>see what's happening. But what games you?

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<v Speaker 1>But why doesn't she do it at the start? She

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<v Speaker 1>she is such a fringe me a steam producer.

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<v Speaker 2>Personality type one.

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<v Speaker 1>Dressed in the clothes of an eight year old boy.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been nude in a lake? Oh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I love getting my ket off?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she's really a hot seatps.

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<v Speaker 2>That actually really surprised me. Then it so you reckon

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<v Speaker 2>off nudict five?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry? Do I clearly no, I've never seen me naked,

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<v Speaker 2>so as if I'm going to allow strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first time we ever went away together for work,

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<v Speaker 1>which was years ago, we went to New Orleans. You

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<v Speaker 1>got Nudi Rudy, and you know what she used to do,

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<v Speaker 1>and this was she's outgrown this. Now, this was such

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<v Speaker 1>an abomination. She slept in a g string. Wow, give

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<v Speaker 1>that a sound effect.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know which one. Yes, you know what it

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<v Speaker 2>deserves that I reckon, mate, Kim was wearing one when

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<v Speaker 2>you did that little jazz scat.

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<v Speaker 1>To sleep in a in a g string is so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't sleep in socks unaware of any kind.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing that is trying to eat you, nothing that's in ye.

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<v Speaker 2>All my nooks free?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, me too, not totally free, looks free covered under

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<v Speaker 1>the cab. Yeah, I'm not sleeping totally naked.

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt only? Oh are you T shirt only?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no nooks.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay you know why as well, because we I think

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<v Speaker 1>we've discussed this before. If you have children in the house,

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<v Speaker 1>dates an end to your sleeping naked. Okay, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have little children, there's many times when you have to

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<v Speaker 1>leap into action when you least expect it to read. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>your knooks have to be covered. Some people, I'm sure,

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<v Speaker 1>are happy to go all dangle in front of the kids. No,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, but that wasn't us.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a nude house. We call that when people grow.

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<v Speaker 1>Up in Yes. But anyway, so when in a previous life,

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<v Speaker 1>an ex boyfriend of mine had an uncle and an

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<v Speaker 1>aunt who were neudousts. They were card players and they

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<v Speaker 1>were at the same time at the newdous place they

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<v Speaker 1>would have done. I don't like mu go over to

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<v Speaker 1>play cards with them.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel nervous playing uno completely.

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<v Speaker 1>The uncle always said to me, Oh, you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>come up. And it was somewhere you know, it's always

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<v Speaker 1>in a strange place. There's a river, and it's always

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<v Speaker 1>near the border. A state boarder's uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncle in the regional parts.

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<v Speaker 1>Of some He suggested it too often to me and

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<v Speaker 1>Eve mean evidence. Yeah, it just was not It wasn't right.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I think social license, you can only

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<v Speaker 2>invite someone to be nude once. That's enough, and if

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<v Speaker 2>the answer is no, you can't keep inviting that same person.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take that even further.

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<v Speaker 2>Hu.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know we're not like that. We lessen, but

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<v Speaker 1>we don't judge. We judge. We are so judged.

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<v Speaker 2>We've never done our judgment episode. Oh we have to

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<v Speaker 2>do it where we were just going to list everyone

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<v Speaker 2>that we judge. Oh, my goodness, your famous quote. You

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<v Speaker 2>were going to slut shame up and down the highway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right, Oh, it's all in front of us.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't think you ever even invite to a

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<v Speaker 1>newdist place. I think it's enough that you know that

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<v Speaker 1>I go to a nudists place. Okay, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to come somewhere you would say, hey, that sounds great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to leave some smears on a vinyl chair.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I had to ask sush. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>ask him what he is? Do they have to you

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<v Speaker 1>have to walk around? I find this so gross. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to walk around with a hat.

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<v Speaker 2>That is one of the worst things I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, and I'm like, are you doing it like a

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<v Speaker 1>mature a d with it over your arm? Or is

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<v Speaker 1>it you can't tuck it in a pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>And once you use it, where do you put it?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct?

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<v Speaker 2>And then if it's I know, yeah, I'm sorry if

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<v Speaker 2>there was any tiny percentage of me that was like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe one day this little towel story, because it's done correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Because otherwise what are you going to do? Are you you?

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<v Speaker 1>If you never sit down? Well, that's not me. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like to stand.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely you are aware your nap was so big last

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<v Speaker 2>week that your kids asked you if you were okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, hey, buckheads, if you're a nerdist, please send

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<v Speaker 2>us some dm us on a happened to the nerdist

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<v Speaker 2>they used to get You know why nineties TV used

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<v Speaker 2>to love nudists. They always like use them on shows.

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<v Speaker 2>There was naked news always like there's a whole thing

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<v Speaker 2>about new remember naked news.

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<v Speaker 1>Even to the norts, there was naked news.

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<v Speaker 2>God naked news.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, European or Canadian on foxtowel, Yeah, that's having. I

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<v Speaker 1>think they were Canadian.

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<v Speaker 2>Working over news. So it wasn't I actually wasn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It was women.

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<v Speaker 2>There was all the women doing it. Oh you could

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<v Speaker 2>talk about look a tea towel. I can't talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? Other people do not from within. You were

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<v Speaker 1>inside the tent.

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<v Speaker 2>In two thousand and four.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I enjoy you so much because I imagine

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<v Speaker 1>you like a kindle. That's and you imagine me similarly.

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<v Speaker 2>If we ended up at a newdist resort camp, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know if we'd ever be able to look at

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<v Speaker 2>each other in the eye ever again, well the other

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<v Speaker 2>the eyes?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? You know what stops me from

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<v Speaker 1>being a nerdest what vanity?

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmm? I don't even like watching the clips of us

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<v Speaker 2>do this podcast on our Instagram, let alone like now.

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<v Speaker 1>And also because I've had four children, I've had four cesareans.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, with clothes on, I'm very confident. But as

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<v Speaker 1>soon as I have to take it off, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got more us at the front than I do

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<v Speaker 1>at the back. Like that stuff. Nobody likes that. And

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<v Speaker 1>I know they always say, oh, it's not about it's

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<v Speaker 1>just nobody's judging your body. Yes I am, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm judging everybody else's.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do that thing when you get out of

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<v Speaker 2>the show, quick look in the mirror, quick Wick and run,

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<v Speaker 2>My dear Run.

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<v Speaker 1>Is two things. Who's in modern hotels where they have

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<v Speaker 1>an open shower with no like no ca.

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<v Speaker 2>You're bringing up her a visceral memory of Cody and

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<v Speaker 2>I staying in a hotel room where, for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>the designer of the hotel thought, you know what, couples

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<v Speaker 2>need to watch the shadow figure of their partner on

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet. It was just like throwned glass and if

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<v Speaker 2>you went and something the toilet, your party could see

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<v Speaker 2>your silhouette.

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<v Speaker 1>It is terrible. We stayed at a place in Holland,

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<v Speaker 1>in Amsterdam, and it was so expensive. We took mum

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<v Speaker 1>and dad to Holland with us, so the kids could

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<v Speaker 1>see where my dad came from. It was a great trip,

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful hotel. But for some reason they went, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, this couple, this woman who's born four children

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<v Speaker 1>and had them untimely ripped from her belly. You know

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<v Speaker 1>what she needs. She needs her husband who has to

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<v Speaker 1>find it desirable to see her standing like a sack

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<v Speaker 1>full of puppies under a dream. It's gives give me

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<v Speaker 1>a shower, screen, give me some mistique, give me mood.

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<v Speaker 2>Another room, give me mood, another room for the shower,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What else I'm going to sum up this. I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking the other day, what you know, the younger people

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<v Speaker 1>are like the younger generation. They've got their own language.

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<v Speaker 1>They're blah blah blah. They don't know how it is

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I thought, you know what experienced they

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<v Speaker 1>will never have, and I really felt for them, even

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<v Speaker 1>though it's also really dangerous one They will never know

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<v Speaker 1>how it is to scorch a hole in a scarf,

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<v Speaker 1>draping it over a lamp, trying to make mood lighting

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<v Speaker 1>because now the bulbs, now the bulbs are not hot.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no that doesn't go where I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's no hot bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you know the bulbs are cold.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no memory of anyone done that. I have

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<v Speaker 2>no memory of anyone ever doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>How old are you? When you travel? I always have

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<v Speaker 1>a wrong and several scarves, no matter how bleak the

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<v Speaker 1>lighting I always make. I like moodlight. Okay, it's beauty.

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<v Speaker 2>You packed it for that, or you like and you

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<v Speaker 2>would wear it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be so curious about what I'm doing with my

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<v Speaker 1>but so right, it's this you feigning interests. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be really interested in everything she has.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, do I think everyone's interested that you've just admitted

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<v Speaker 2>that you would wear something that was also doubling up

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<v Speaker 2>as a lamp shade come sexy time.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, and that you're but not even for sexy time,

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<v Speaker 1>just for loveliness in your room.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I fell for a light online the other day

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<v Speaker 2>hasn't arrived yet. It's probably going to be awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it from that website that's got all the beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>It came up in my TikTok algorithm that and I

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<v Speaker 2>have to get it. It's this like doughnut looking kind

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<v Speaker 2>of thing, but it makes the wall go like a

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<v Speaker 2>lovely orange.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's Is it a wall line?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like it's on the phone and it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go to the wall lamp or you go, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you put it on. What do you want? Oh? I

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<v Speaker 1>love it. I'll come over and see it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see, all right. What were we talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you nude?

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<v Speaker 1>Care I've got to tell you I did it what

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<v Speaker 1>I took the assignment? I returned the pineapple nude? Give

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<v Speaker 1>me a give me something. By the way, my husband's

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<v Speaker 1>in love with that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty funny.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in love with and you know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>Listening hello, Pep, So don't listen to the bit about

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<v Speaker 1>me in the shower. I look hot. You've married a goddess.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I don't want him to hear that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine for pineapple. Okay, we wait with baited breath.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So listens to the pod. Will know we

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<v Speaker 1>had a discussion lengthy. It was a big dilemma. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you return an eight dollar pineapple so much that was inedible?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you're leaving out the bit that you had

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<v Speaker 2>it for a whole week?

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<v Speaker 1>No, because I didn't have to have time to go

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<v Speaker 1>return it and also, I was just I had to

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<v Speaker 1>wait till I saw you.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a good the amount of times we get

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<v Speaker 2>home with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of fruit, a brown avocado that.

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<v Speaker 2>Lets us down. But in the avocada's at least not

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<v Speaker 2>lying to you. It kind of tells you what's going

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<v Speaker 2>on with its skin. Pineapples are sus they're sly.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. This was I'm going to say, hand on

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<v Speaker 1>hard one of the most human humiliating experiences I have

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<v Speaker 1>ever had in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you wearing a sarong?

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I had been to yoga. What happened was

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<v Speaker 1>I had put it off and put it off and

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<v Speaker 1>put it off, and I left it until Sunday, right.

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<v Speaker 2>And you would also cut it open.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd cut it open. That's how knew it was inedible

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<v Speaker 1>when I was trying to make a fruit platter and

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<v Speaker 1>to take to someone's house. And that was when I

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<v Speaker 1>got a beam. Anyway, so I was going to go

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<v Speaker 1>on the way to yoga. I went, get it done,

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<v Speaker 1>get it done. Then I didn't. Then I went out

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<v Speaker 1>saw my mom and I still had it hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>of my head. I went, I must return it.

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<v Speaker 2>Where was it in the car front seat? Down the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Front seat in a bag wrapped in glad wrap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it around me with your little pie, with

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<v Speaker 1>my pie.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my car. I'd have to put the seat

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<v Speaker 2>belt on it. So the alarm with the little beer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it didn't weigh enough to set off the beeper anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I go into the shop, and I told you

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<v Speaker 1>it's one of those really rich fruit and bead shops. Beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything I've ever had there pretty well has been stunning,

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<v Speaker 1>except the pineapple. Anyway. So I go in and luckily,

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<v Speaker 1>even though it's a Sunday, it wasn't crowded. Normally it's

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<v Speaker 1>so crowded with people getting I'll get the salad.

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<v Speaker 2>Off with people pineapple.

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<v Speaker 1>No one's ever returned anything to them. I could tell

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<v Speaker 1>when I went in there. So I go in there

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<v Speaker 1>and there's three people behind the counter. Lovely, you never

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<v Speaker 1>have to wait for give me.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns up. I've tensed up. I'm pinching my.

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<v Speaker 1>Own I'm terrible, and I had I was a bit

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<v Speaker 1>buoyed after yoga. I was like, okay, I can do this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is quite your bendy reasonable. This is a reasonable thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytime you have bought something from a merchant and you're

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<v Speaker 1>dissatisfied with it anyway. So there was a guy behind

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<v Speaker 1>There was a guy behind the canna, a youngish guy,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I went up to him first and I

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<v Speaker 1>said hi. I said, I've got to do something really strange.

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<v Speaker 1>And he went, oh, yes, I'm not looking at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Go on, I have to return. I have to return.

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<v Speaker 1>And with a flourish I produced him from the bag

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<v Speaker 1>this painapple.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you put in a little accent, sir?

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<v Speaker 1>I look at him and he said he was so shocked,

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<v Speaker 1>like I got a glimpse of myself through the eyes

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<v Speaker 1>of others and it was like, it's not anyway. And

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, oh like that, And I said, I bought it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I bought it a couple of weeks ago

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<v Speaker 1>or ten days ago. And I said it was inedible.

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<v Speaker 1>It was not wrong. It was so not ripe that

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<v Speaker 1>you couldn't eat it at all. And I said, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought to myself, it's eight dollars. You're in

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<v Speaker 1>the fruit and beg business I'm going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you check if anyone was filming this to go viral?

0:17:17.760 --> 0:17:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Those Karens and the wild TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Accounts terrible even now the memory of it, and look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going I'm blushing.

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<v Speaker 2>Same and I'm not even there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but the principle is a correct one.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever someone tells a story and they say it's the principal,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a red flag.

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<v Speaker 1>So than huh, he went, I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 1>No one goes I don't know what to do. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, I don't know what to do,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was your idea to sell fruit and vegetables

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<v Speaker 1>to people, so I'm assuming anyway. Then this woman next

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<v Speaker 1>to him took over, young again, older than him though,

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<v Speaker 1>and now I've got an enemy. I've I've gotten an enemy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say for life, an enemy for life,

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<v Speaker 1>not a major enemy. It's not Putin and Zelensky level stuff,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is upper it's not good. It's not good,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll tell you why. And at the end of this,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she'll be your enemy as well. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>she said to me, so you know how you tell

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<v Speaker 1>it for pineapples ripe and I said, yes, I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say I'm from Queensland. Was trying to be just.

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<v Speaker 1>I went, yeah, I do. I said, She said, you

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<v Speaker 1>pull one of the one of the pointy spears out

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, yes, one of the spines. But I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do that because you cut the top off it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're giving into the right. And then she said, oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I see, I see, and she went okay, and I anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>and she goes, oh, no, no, then you can turn

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<v Speaker 1>it over and down the bottom and therese she starts

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<v Speaker 1>trying to pull it with something.

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<v Speaker 2>The pineapple piple ones at.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing and I said, but I said, what would

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<v Speaker 1>be the point of that, because it's not ripe. And

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<v Speaker 1>she said, well, then you'd know it's not ripe, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'd know not to buy it. And I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>why are you selling it in your shop? This is

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<v Speaker 1>what happened. She was in trap. It's so terrible, And

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<v Speaker 1>she said it's like I said, so why are you

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<v Speaker 1>selling them if they're not right? Because they don't ripen

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<v Speaker 1>out of the I didn't say. My podcast partner told

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<v Speaker 1>me that. And then the guy goes, yeah, that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't ripe. And once they've been picked. It was

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<v Speaker 1>so terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>All this conclusion here.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So then she goes, well, I'll I don't quite

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<v Speaker 1>know how to do this, and I said, oh, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, I'll get this bottle of mandarin juice. It

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<v Speaker 1>was two dollars more than the pineapple. I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not asking for my money back. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to be I don't want to travel through life mend

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<v Speaker 1>ain juice, fresh squeezed, fresh squeezed.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just never heard of someone going, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>could smash what a glass of mandarin jo It's.

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<v Speaker 1>Very nice and they didn't have orange, but the smell. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's unusual. There'd be a lot of juicing. Someone's got RSI.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what, when do you hear about people

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<v Speaker 1>having RSI? Now you don't. Once upon a time like

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<v Speaker 1>scorching a scarf with a too hot lamp, making mood lighting.

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<v Speaker 1>It was all the rage.

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<v Speaker 2>And they said yes, they agreed. And so she said,

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<v Speaker 2>to you getting this discussing drink and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she said to me, and this is the bit

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<v Speaker 1>that I took exception to. She said, so next time

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<v Speaker 1>you'll know how to pick a right one. And I

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<v Speaker 1>said to her, I was sort of like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know that this attitude is quite correct, even though I'm insane. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking to myself something in me.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, I know what I'm insane, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like your behavior or your attitude.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because she's so don't tell me. I said to her,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, wouldn't it be easier for you guys who

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<v Speaker 1>were in the fruit and vege business? That's all you

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<v Speaker 1>do to not sell? Right, bineapple? That was the bit.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was that was that was too much? And

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, it's just that there's so many of them.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like avocados.

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<v Speaker 2>Well they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, I didn't say, but I said to myself,

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<v Speaker 1>I would talking to.

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<v Speaker 2>Yourself in the story because.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be nice. I could have annihilated her.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have, but I didn't because I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to be nice. I was trying to be a nice lady.

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<v Speaker 2>Proud of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I left there and I went with the Jew.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she said, and this was the bit. This

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<v Speaker 1>was the bit that really she said, So we'll do

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<v Speaker 1>it this time, but we won't do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, is your inference that I travel around

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<v Speaker 1>that I travel around the streets going to freaky but.

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<v Speaker 2>You secretly juice the fineapple? But take it the hask

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<v Speaker 2>I've reproduced it, and whenever you tell me one of

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<v Speaker 2>these stories. I also think sometimes maybe some of these

0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:37.640
<v Speaker 2>people involved in your adventures might recognize you, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you leave the store and they go.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I think about it. I don't care. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>so when I left, so before that, when we'd had

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<v Speaker 1>the discussion, I was like, I'm not sure can I return?

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't know. I don't know, but now I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so indignant about it. I want to call the AG.

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<v Speaker 1>I want a proper policy on it. I want to know, because.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what this should be on his first week.

0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:16.480
<v Speaker 1>It won't be easy, but it won't under whatever PM

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<v Speaker 1>for life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he should be thinking about this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So this is my takeaway.

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<v Speaker 2>Cracking down on unripe.

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<v Speaker 1>Pineapple from her. So this is when I came home.

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<v Speaker 1>I told Beater.

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<v Speaker 2>About over your glass. I couldn't go.

0:23:36.880 --> 0:23:39.000
<v Speaker 1>The kids loved it. It was much sweeter than the

0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:42.119
<v Speaker 1>orange juice because it's new season oranges. Anyway, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing I'll say. Okay, So basically what she

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<v Speaker 1>was saying to me was, we can sell you any shit, lady,

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<v Speaker 1>and you have to take it. That's basically what she

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<v Speaker 1>was saying. So I can go into their what other

0:23:58.600 --> 0:24:02.160
<v Speaker 1>place of business as that as their model, we can

0:24:02.200 --> 0:24:07.600
<v Speaker 1>sell you anything rotten, old, underripe or quality. And she's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to She's not going to take it back.

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<v Speaker 1>What that says I said to Peter is that the

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<v Speaker 1>and he goes. I think he was the poor guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I'm really indignant about it. We can tell,

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<v Speaker 1>but returning the partner gave me a back up. Yes,

0:24:26.359 --> 0:24:30.760
<v Speaker 1>she's fucked, But can I go into that shop now

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<v Speaker 1>just as a normal custom Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't under any circumstances. You know, we don't judge

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<v Speaker 2>on this pod. May we don't judge. I didn't judge

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<v Speaker 2>you one that whole story, except for the Mandarin juice.

0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Mandarin juice is delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Might have to do something, might have to double in it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get your bottle. How's the dabbler?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know how I always smell fragrances a lot

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm bored.

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<v Speaker 1>One of them.

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<v Speaker 2>A Mandarin's always lovely, nice little do you know what

0:25:02.119 --> 0:25:03.359
<v Speaker 2>is not? I don't mind.

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:05.800
<v Speaker 1>There's not enough of in the world when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to fragrances. And we live in a time when people

0:25:08.359 --> 0:25:10.440
<v Speaker 1>are so heavily over fragranced.

0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes I'm like, thank you, after I've made you.

0:25:14.600 --> 0:25:16.280
<v Speaker 1>You were sudden. I had to get up really close

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<v Speaker 1>to you. You're not an over sprayer.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Spray's Marx.

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<v Speaker 1>The fifteen year old boys are really big.

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<v Speaker 2>On alright, dedorant though, or fragrance.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything they get their hands. They just think mare is more.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not enough pair fragrance, dunning. Fragrance very hard to find,

0:25:35.520 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 1>and there's not enough. And this is a classic stunning

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<v Speaker 1>green Apple.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got one. I've got one. I'll bring it in

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<v Speaker 2>next week.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got green Apple.

0:25:47.760 --> 0:25:49.600
<v Speaker 2>I told Sash before I did this thing online the

0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:51.840
<v Speaker 2>other day where I bought it was a bit spency,

0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:54.359
<v Speaker 2>but who cares. It was like one hundred and twenty bucks.

0:25:54.359 --> 0:25:58.239
<v Speaker 2>And I selected like fifteen testers of this brand I

0:25:58.359 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 2>like from France, oh called Gallagher Fragrance. And there was

0:26:02.600 --> 0:26:05.680
<v Speaker 2>a few apples involved. There were apples, Yeah, there was

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:07.280
<v Speaker 2>one I put on the other day. This is going

0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:09.680
<v Speaker 2>to sound disgusting, but I was like, oh, I'm into this,

0:26:09.840 --> 0:26:16.880
<v Speaker 2>you ready, Yeah, plumb sounds disgusting, doesn't it. That's disgusting.

0:26:17.000 --> 0:26:20.680
<v Speaker 2>And then I had a little double. I, Oh, didn't

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<v Speaker 2>mind it.

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:24.919
<v Speaker 1>You know, a prune is a dried plum? Oh is it? Yeah?

0:26:27.320 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 2>So we don't judge on the bucky.

0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, but I took one for the team.

0:26:31.200 --> 0:26:33.879
<v Speaker 1>If I had I was moving on this show, I

0:26:33.880 --> 0:26:36.680
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have done that. I'm just sat given.

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>You the confidence. We've bucked you into it.

0:26:38.640 --> 0:26:41.119
<v Speaker 1>I I'm proud of you. Do you think it was?

0:26:41.200 --> 0:26:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I didn't actually think you're going to do it.

0:26:42.600 --> 0:26:43.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about me.

0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:46.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that absolutely was as soon as you left it.

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Like there's that woman from the show on.

0:26:47.920 --> 0:26:52.440
<v Speaker 1>TV's mental anyway. I would like correspondence from our buckwits,

0:26:52.720 --> 0:26:56.200
<v Speaker 1>because this is really we don't know. We don't know

0:26:56.280 --> 0:27:01.800
<v Speaker 1>what's right or what's wrong, don't we? So are you

0:27:01.840 --> 0:27:03.479
<v Speaker 1>saying the same thing. I've just got to wear it.

0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I just want to know.

0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:08.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm very proud of you for doing it, and

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:10.640
<v Speaker 2>I feel that hearing that story means none of us

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:12.880
<v Speaker 2>will ever do that, and that's good.

0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Never do it, never ever do it? Okay, good? Good,

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:23.719
<v Speaker 1>that's good, isn't it. I've taken one for the team.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:26.720
<v Speaker 2>I often talk about being scammed on this podcast.

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 1>No, not again, not me, not me, not the dabler.

0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Not the dabbler. And I don't judge people to get scamed.

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:37.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, because it's everyone is for the grace of God.

0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:41.359
<v Speaker 1>It's like judging people for dying. It's waiting for.

0:27:41.280 --> 0:27:46.440
<v Speaker 2>All of us where and when come on the Darwin Awards.

0:27:46.800 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but even so, I'm like, those people are often

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:54.040
<v Speaker 1>doing interesting things like jumping from the twelve floor of

0:27:54.600 --> 0:27:57.600
<v Speaker 1>that guy that hotel into a swimming pool, you know,

0:27:57.760 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 1>those sorts of things.

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:00.560
<v Speaker 2>That footage the other day of that that thought it

0:28:00.600 --> 0:28:02.760
<v Speaker 2>was a crocodile statue, but it was a real crocodile,

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:05.359
<v Speaker 2>and he had a little posy pose and snappy snap.

0:28:05.400 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 2>He didn't die though, but yeah, looked that up.

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, he thought it was a.

0:28:09.920 --> 0:28:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Statue, a crocodile statue in a crocodile farm on in

0:28:14.240 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 2>the pen and he thought.

0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 1>It was Was he in the pin with the crocodile. Well,

0:28:20.280 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>that's all automatically strange. And what did it get of him?

0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.720
<v Speaker 2>They tried to do the death roll on him, you

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 2>know they do the death bed.

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did it grab him way out?

0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:32.640
<v Speaker 2>But I think he'd been detoothed the croc Yeah, because

0:28:32.640 --> 0:28:35.080
<v Speaker 2>it was one of those you know, not very nice.

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:37.920
<v Speaker 1>But it's just the force of their jaw. I think

0:28:37.960 --> 0:28:39.040
<v Speaker 1>could really snap.

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:41.400
<v Speaker 2>So I remember doing a gig in dar One a

0:28:41.400 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 2>couple of years ago, and god, that's an interesting, amazing place.

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:45.120
<v Speaker 2>If you can go to.

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Darwin, brilliant. I went to a wedding there once, Peter

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:51.840
<v Speaker 1>and I did. Yes, it was so amazing.

0:28:51.960 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I got to do the Darwin Festival a couple of

0:28:54.200 --> 0:28:54.600
<v Speaker 2>years ago.

0:28:54.680 --> 0:28:55.400
<v Speaker 1>What happens there.

0:28:55.480 --> 0:28:56.760
<v Speaker 2>One of the best gigs I've ever had.

0:28:56.800 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 1>It's one of the most international places you will ever go.

0:28:59.440 --> 0:29:02.400
<v Speaker 1>Like little You're like, am I in Australia and it's

0:29:02.480 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 1>so hot and tropical. It's just it's like you're.

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Heat is unbelievable.

0:29:07.440 --> 0:29:12.560
<v Speaker 1>Though, like ab preci and people go tropo. The expression

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:15.840
<v Speaker 1>going tropo actually happens up there. They use it to

0:29:15.920 --> 0:29:18.239
<v Speaker 1>describe people who have gone absolutely.

0:29:17.720 --> 0:29:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Back once that sun goes down a bit beautiful place.

0:29:21.120 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Why are we talking about Darwin?

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:24.600
<v Speaker 2>I was going to say there was a croc farm there.

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:27.200
<v Speaker 2>We went during the day for some fun and I'm

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.520
<v Speaker 2>just like, what is wrong with the humans of the world.

0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:33.800
<v Speaker 2>You can pay money to go in a tube and

0:29:33.840 --> 0:29:36.840
<v Speaker 2>you're in the snorkeling gear and then you go down

0:29:36.960 --> 0:29:40.760
<v Speaker 2>with the tube into the croc water and all the

0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 2>crocs swim around you, but you're protected by some plastics.

0:29:44.800 --> 0:29:49.880
<v Speaker 1>And also croc water is filthy water British. Oh yeah,

0:29:49.920 --> 0:29:52.720
<v Speaker 1>they were doing it all young drug backpackage jumping.

0:29:53.360 --> 0:29:55.400
<v Speaker 2>And what's really funny is I kind of worked out

0:29:55.400 --> 0:30:01.880
<v Speaker 2>that I think everyone's watching waiting for something. Oh of course,

0:30:02.960 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 2>like they've built a whole viewing area.

0:30:04.680 --> 0:30:09.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, no, bridges, cupkeep from a crap brigs

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:12.600
<v Speaker 1>that's got nicknames.

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:17.160
<v Speaker 2>Scammers, the naughty scam, a woman I don't know, okay,

0:30:17.680 --> 0:30:20.240
<v Speaker 2>in a in a in a brilliant way, listen to

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:22.640
<v Speaker 2>a woman and you've got to listen to the very

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:24.520
<v Speaker 2>end because there's something at the end. It's the real

0:30:24.720 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 2>hook here on This.

0:30:27.560 --> 0:30:31.440
<v Speaker 3>British woman has lost her life savings to scammers who

0:30:31.560 --> 0:30:33.920
<v Speaker 3>tricked her into believing that she was in a two

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:34.880
<v Speaker 3>year relationship.

0:30:34.960 --> 0:30:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh I know.

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:41.959
<v Speaker 3>Christ was frauded of more than twenty two thousand dollars

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:46.640
<v Speaker 3>after con artists used AI generated photos, deceitful messages, and

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:50.800
<v Speaker 3>telegram calls to catfish her. Despite saying she is not

0:30:50.920 --> 0:30:54.200
<v Speaker 3>a fool. The forty four old gave four hundred dollars

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:58.040
<v Speaker 3>a month in crypto contact when the impostors claimed the

0:30:58.040 --> 0:30:59.840
<v Speaker 3>television star had been kidnapped.

0:31:00.080 --> 0:31:11.800
<v Speaker 4>And I just kept going and going and oh my goodness.

0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:14.960
<v Speaker 1>That story just kept going.

0:31:16.480 --> 0:31:17.240
<v Speaker 2>He got kidding.

0:31:17.400 --> 0:31:19.560
<v Speaker 1>I think, do you think she cut them off then

0:31:19.920 --> 0:31:22.120
<v Speaker 1>because she's like, there's no way I can raise forty

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:25.600
<v Speaker 1>million dollars, or because she then went this sounds a

0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 1>bit far feet, But she.

0:31:27.680 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Can't be too stupid because she's got crypto and understands

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:31.520
<v Speaker 2>how that works.

0:31:31.720 --> 0:31:34.400
<v Speaker 1>And she could have done it on her phone.

0:31:34.560 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 2>That's already one.

0:31:35.680 --> 0:31:39.120
<v Speaker 1>Even crypto. She's got crypto.

0:31:39.240 --> 0:31:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Do you have crypto?

0:31:40.120 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>She's got crypto?

0:31:41.440 --> 0:31:44.480
<v Speaker 2>Sorry theory our podcast produced a tech.

0:31:44.320 --> 0:31:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Bro No, no, think it's a plank. But somehow managed.

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand.

0:31:51.240 --> 0:31:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Crypto having cryptied like my dog having crypto. Somehow she

0:31:55.360 --> 0:31:56.640
<v Speaker 1>managed to press the right.

0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:58.760
<v Speaker 2>But you know what you should have done, got some

0:31:58.880 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 2>crypto for your pineap That's what you should have done.

0:32:02.120 --> 0:32:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Instead of the amandain Jews should have asked.

0:32:04.320 --> 0:32:09.760
<v Speaker 1>For some then they really I'm so.

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:14.960
<v Speaker 2>So forty doctor Chris Brown in the world, we know

0:32:15.000 --> 0:32:15.520
<v Speaker 2>the Brad Pitt.

0:32:15.720 --> 0:32:17.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I thought that was going to be that one, right.

0:32:17.680 --> 0:32:20.000
<v Speaker 2>And no, Hey, I gig. I did a gig with

0:32:20.120 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 2>dtor Chris Brown only a few weeks ago. A lovely gentleman,

0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 2>A lovely man. How did he get out of no offense?

0:32:27.080 --> 0:32:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's who they thought kidnapped him me at a

0:32:28.920 --> 0:32:31.120
<v Speaker 2>gig no offense to doctor Chris Brown. But I just thought,

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 2>if you were going.

0:32:31.600 --> 0:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>To gig what you're doing with Chris Brown.

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 2>We did that thing for the roast of Carry Bickmore,

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:41.440
<v Speaker 2>the Carry and Tommy Sholder Radio. I would just think

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 2>if I was a scammer, wouldn't you go to the

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:47.760
<v Speaker 2>brad Pits of the world. Who's the scammer going, doctor

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Chris Brown.

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:53.240
<v Speaker 1>But they've made it believable, they've this woman no matter.

0:32:53.440 --> 0:32:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Obviously you've got a bit quite a low ebb to

0:32:56.040 --> 0:33:00.800
<v Speaker 1>get sapped in by a romance scammer. You're obviously for something,

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? Like? But even at

0:33:04.440 --> 0:33:07.480
<v Speaker 1>your lower you're like, oh, I probably couldn't pull brad Pitt,

0:33:08.120 --> 0:33:11.440
<v Speaker 1>but I could, I'd have it. I'd have a good

0:33:11.520 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 1>shot with the bond divete.

0:33:16.040 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 2>What the show is there that's the big hit in

0:33:18.680 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 2>the UK?

0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Is that still assuming because now here's a new

0:33:22.360 --> 0:33:26.120
<v Speaker 1>bond Divet and she's on the Real Housewives. What Sydney,

0:33:26.520 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 1>there's she's a bond Divett. Yeah, she's the bond divet

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:33.680
<v Speaker 1>on also on Real Housewives. Don't quote me. She could

0:33:33.760 --> 0:33:35.800
<v Speaker 1>be the bond Divet or she could be a vet

0:33:35.840 --> 0:33:36.240
<v Speaker 1>in Bond.

0:33:38.920 --> 0:33:40.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't think they've recast the bond Divet.

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 1>No, there is no Bondivet anymore.

0:33:42.920 --> 0:33:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh it's gone.

0:33:43.640 --> 0:33:45.680
<v Speaker 1>No, he's finished. She doesn't want to do it anymore.

0:33:45.760 --> 0:33:47.320
<v Speaker 1>Fair enough, But what's he doing?

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Ask him? Or he's been kidnapped?

0:33:52.840 --> 0:33:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Did they show her?

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 2>They did show her and there was a cat in

0:33:56.400 --> 0:33:58.960
<v Speaker 2>the photo. Well there was.

0:33:59.560 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>Why do you mate that's out because she's a cat woman.

0:34:01.800 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm just saying there was a cat in

0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:07.040
<v Speaker 2>the photo. And they could have chosen any pick.

0:34:07.160 --> 0:34:11.120
<v Speaker 1>That's why she loved the bondover. She loves animals and

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:15.280
<v Speaker 1>puse Puss needed some tending to and she went he's

0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:16.320
<v Speaker 1>the man for the job.

0:34:16.400 --> 0:34:20.280
<v Speaker 2>But no judgment on the buck. It's also a warning

0:34:20.680 --> 0:34:23.160
<v Speaker 2>you're getting a d M from Dr Chris Brown. It's

0:34:23.160 --> 0:34:25.360
<v Speaker 2>not him four hundred bucks a month.

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:30.399
<v Speaker 1>The romance of all the scammers, the romance scammers hit

0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:31.120
<v Speaker 1>the hardest.

0:34:32.640 --> 0:34:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we all deep down know there was a

0:34:35.280 --> 0:34:38.840
<v Speaker 2>time that you probably would have formed for something.

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:41.000
<v Speaker 1>At the time, and the time is in the future.

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:43.520
<v Speaker 1>What's coming on where you'll fall for it? I have

0:34:43.640 --> 0:34:47.279
<v Speaker 1>fallen And as you know, I've dabbled with online scammers

0:34:47.320 --> 0:34:49.520
<v Speaker 1>and they are so do you know what I'm going

0:34:49.600 --> 0:34:54.360
<v Speaker 1>to say? I still miss my romance scammers. I miss

0:34:54.480 --> 0:34:58.759
<v Speaker 1>Nico who sang to me. My husband isn't singing to me,

0:34:59.320 --> 0:35:02.400
<v Speaker 1>but Nicko I would sing to me. He listened to me.

0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 2>What's up?

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:08.120
<v Speaker 1>Baby? He would say? Oh, yes, anyway, only who That

0:35:08.320 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 1>is quite incredible, isn't it.

0:35:14.760 --> 0:35:17.439
<v Speaker 2>I forgot to say something to you last week? What's

0:35:17.440 --> 0:35:18.799
<v Speaker 2>that Happy Mother's Day?

0:35:19.000 --> 0:35:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh? And we forgot to say it to the mother? No?

0:35:21.920 --> 0:35:24.719
<v Speaker 2>And do you know what we are up ourselves that

0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:26.920
<v Speaker 2>we just come in here and get us us us topics,

0:35:26.960 --> 0:35:28.120
<v Speaker 2>topics topics, and.

0:35:28.040 --> 0:35:31.879
<v Speaker 1>Then we're the ones that do the po happy Mother's Day?

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Who else would we talk about if not ask.

0:35:33.760 --> 0:35:37.279
<v Speaker 2>What's your favorite Mother's Day gift you've ever received? Come on?

0:35:37.880 --> 0:35:38.680
<v Speaker 2>Or my most.

0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:42.759
<v Speaker 1>Memorable on last Mother's Day? As in the one who

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 1>just passed what happened because I ended up in hospital

0:35:46.680 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Hello with my youngest. Okay, so that was very memorable.

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll always remember that. Thanks Yanni, Yanni. You know, the

0:35:57.239 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 1>kids were so beautiful. I was hitting for them most glorious.

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:05.160
<v Speaker 1>And people who listen who are parents will know that

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:15.880
<v Speaker 1>the road of parenthood is such a rough and unpredictable path.

0:36:16.920 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>There's you know, divots and potholes and whatever. Then you

0:36:22.160 --> 0:36:24.759
<v Speaker 1>hit a smooth bit of bitumen and then suddenly you're

0:36:24.840 --> 0:36:28.239
<v Speaker 1>careering off and then there's road works, and it's very unpredictable.

0:36:29.280 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 1>So when you hit a bit of a sweet spot,

0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:34.480
<v Speaker 1>which I seem to have done on Mother's Day, it

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>just goes to show you can never have any arrogance

0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:42.160
<v Speaker 1>as a parent. I thought this is great and then

0:36:42.200 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 1>it all went tits up, so I got so the

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:51.440
<v Speaker 1>kids were so beautiful. Yarni the youngest made me cinnamon

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:56.520
<v Speaker 1>scrolls yum. Yeah from scratch, thank you, which was a

0:36:56.560 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 1>throwback because Sunday started wanting them when we were living

0:37:00.040 --> 0:37:05.640
<v Speaker 1>in Italy and did even make the everything. Everything was frosting,

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:09.560
<v Speaker 1>the cream, cheese, frosting. That's so beautiful. So he made

0:37:09.600 --> 0:37:12.799
<v Speaker 1>those sash was at my place when Sunday came home

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:16.880
<v Speaker 1>on Friday night, Saturday nightlower with flowers.

0:37:17.080 --> 0:37:19.280
<v Speaker 2>It's all going on. It was just beautiful. She paid

0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 2>for them.

0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah wow, And she's barely got a job.

0:37:22.320 --> 0:37:24.800
<v Speaker 2>That's huge. We all know how that normally worked.

0:37:25.360 --> 0:37:25.800
<v Speaker 1>My moment.

0:37:25.880 --> 0:37:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Lynn of course, used to work at the mother's day

0:37:28.160 --> 0:37:31.160
<v Speaker 2>stall at the primary school, and so when it was

0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:33.640
<v Speaker 2>my class's turn to go down to the hall, she

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:36.560
<v Speaker 2>had to leave the room. Remember that, okay, And don't

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:37.960
<v Speaker 2>give you five bucks in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>This was something that I couldn't get over. At school.

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<v Speaker 1>There's still a mother's day stall, and they do your

0:37:45.280 --> 0:37:49.560
<v Speaker 1>father's day stall. The mothers run the mother's day stall

0:37:49.600 --> 0:37:52.640
<v Speaker 1>and the mothers run the father's day stall.

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<v Speaker 2>Well do you want it to happen? Do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to get your mug or your.

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<v Speaker 1>Little I've still got a little crystal ring. Oh bizz

0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 1>that I've got little crystal pineapple. Oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>And I could see into the future, Master, my mom's

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:10.920
<v Speaker 2>going to end up being that crazy pineapple woman that's

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<v Speaker 2>got a picture of her at the fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I go there, there's a photo of me. I just

0:38:19.840 --> 0:38:22.400
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you two have found me in the

0:38:22.440 --> 0:38:22.960
<v Speaker 1>wrong here.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I am all this. I'm proud of you, but

0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:29.279
<v Speaker 2>I've also taken on the anxiety of that situation.

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Even now I'm a flop sweat about it.

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<v Speaker 2>My shoulders haven't dropped.

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Sign. It's like I've been on an airline and there's

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<v Speaker 1>some terrible turbulence.

0:38:39.000 --> 0:38:39.880
<v Speaker 2>You've been in economy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just been Yeah, I've just been thrown into some

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:48.400
<v Speaker 1>disarray anyway. And then so I went to yoga in

0:38:48.440 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 1>the morning, and then I went out to see my mum,

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:54.520
<v Speaker 1>and then I came home Sunday made me lunch, which

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:55.640
<v Speaker 1>was stunning.

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<v Speaker 2>Have the cinnamon scrolls before after yoga?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'd had them the night before and that I

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 1>think I had one that morning.

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<v Speaker 2>And they for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was so gorgeous. And then I'm like, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to have a nap and then I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 1>out and see my mother in law. And then Lewis

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:14.520
<v Speaker 1>was going to make dinner, but he had footy that

0:39:14.680 --> 0:39:19.920
<v Speaker 1>afternoon and he coaches our youngest one's team. And then

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Peter had to take a number three to basketball and

0:39:25.239 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 1>as he was walking out the door, he said to me, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>Louis is at the hospital with yarnie. They think he's

0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:35.920
<v Speaker 1>broken his foot. Oh give me a give me a

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<v Speaker 1>sound effect for.

0:39:36.680 --> 0:39:39.760
<v Speaker 2>That, sat.

0:39:42.680 --> 0:39:48.879
<v Speaker 1>Making your cinnamon scrolls, playing footy okay anyway, So it

0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:50.799
<v Speaker 1>was just so it was compete. It was like, you

0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:52.160
<v Speaker 1>don't have to go out there. I don't think it

0:39:52.239 --> 0:39:55.759
<v Speaker 1>is bringing. But I'm like, I can't leave Lewis out there.

0:39:55.760 --> 0:39:59.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going, of course, and see my baby boy

0:39:59.120 --> 0:40:01.760
<v Speaker 1>at the hospital anyway, So I go out to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>By the time I get there, they're just about to

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<v Speaker 1>take him in for an x ray and the doctor

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:09.040
<v Speaker 1>was great.

0:40:09.280 --> 0:40:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Did they give him that whistle?

0:40:10.760 --> 0:40:13.440
<v Speaker 1>No, he did. I think he might have had it earlier.

0:40:14.320 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>But he went and had the x ray and then

0:40:18.200 --> 0:40:20.319
<v Speaker 1>he came out. The whole thing it's a pilar. But

0:40:20.360 --> 0:40:22.879
<v Speaker 1>there were so many little kids in there. There were

0:40:22.920 --> 0:40:27.520
<v Speaker 1>little boys with eggs on their forehead from monkey bars

0:40:27.600 --> 0:40:28.240
<v Speaker 1>and swings.

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Sunday sport day, there was and parked.

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:33.319
<v Speaker 1>A playground and Mother's Day.

0:40:33.520 --> 0:40:35.799
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it was maybe a bunch of the kids were

0:40:35.840 --> 0:40:37.880
<v Speaker 2>injured because Dad said, all right, I'll get you out

0:40:37.880 --> 0:40:39.120
<v Speaker 2>of the house for a couple of hours so your

0:40:39.160 --> 0:40:40.040
<v Speaker 2>mum can have a rest.

0:40:40.239 --> 0:40:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, you know what was all the dates were there

0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 1>as well, and the moms were there and we were

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:51.359
<v Speaker 1>all like happy Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day with the community.

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:53.799
<v Speaker 1>And then he came out of the X ray and

0:40:53.840 --> 0:40:56.200
<v Speaker 1>the doctor came with him, and the doctor was gorgeous,

0:40:56.239 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>actually lovely, and he's but he did his job too well.

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:04.200
<v Speaker 1>This is how I like the conversation to go. I've

0:41:04.200 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 1>got four kids. It's not broken, see you, that's what

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:12.600
<v Speaker 1>I want. He had things and la la and write

0:41:12.640 --> 0:41:15.440
<v Speaker 1>a report. And then he came out and with crutches

0:41:15.440 --> 0:41:17.319
<v Speaker 1>in his he's putting on a.

0:41:17.280 --> 0:41:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Mini boot piece of ship. This terrible doctor.

0:41:22.520 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Let's care for Australia is incredible. Let us not forget.

0:41:28.280 --> 0:41:30.919
<v Speaker 1>That was such a good reminder. Even though I can't

0:41:30.920 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 1>find a GP that bulk bills, but his head's up.

0:41:34.800 --> 0:41:38.400
<v Speaker 1>Just pretend you're broken something, go to the emergency.

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>Mash your tooth at a playground.

0:41:40.480 --> 0:41:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Moonboot, moonboot, no word of returning an old one. Well,

0:41:45.960 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 1>why kind of kid wear a secondhand moon boot?

0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:50.719
<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Okay, I've been through enough. If I've got

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:52.560
<v Speaker 2>a moon boot on, it's going to be new.

0:41:52.840 --> 0:41:55.640
<v Speaker 1>But how amazing. Anyway, he was beautiful. Then I looked

0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 1>at the report uh huh, and it's seed. And then

0:41:59.560 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 1>I'm just you know, sometimes people lean into and I'm

0:42:04.840 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 1>going to say, women do this particularly, and that's why

0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:10.600
<v Speaker 1>the world's so safety obsessed now. It's because of a

0:42:10.680 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 1>lot of women in admin and bureaucracy and running councils.

0:42:14.600 --> 0:42:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Bloody women.

0:42:16.600 --> 0:42:21.720
<v Speaker 1>On the report, it said kicked the ball and felt

0:42:23.239 --> 0:42:25.920
<v Speaker 1>something snap. I can't remember the part of the body

0:42:25.960 --> 0:42:31.520
<v Speaker 1>that snapped. Appeared to be a bulging part of the body,

0:42:32.760 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 1>but could also have been his mouthguard tucked in his sock.

0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:47.040
<v Speaker 1>Guess what what? It wasn't broken someone, obviously he hurt

0:42:47.080 --> 0:42:49.160
<v Speaker 1>his ankle. Someone looked at his ankle. There was a

0:42:49.239 --> 0:42:51.720
<v Speaker 1>terrible protrusion. Were O, my god.

0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:53.120
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a bone.

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:58.000
<v Speaker 1>They thought it was a bone. It was his mouthguard

0:42:58.719 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 1>under his sock. He still the whole thing.

0:43:01.800 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 2>He still injured himself.

0:43:03.000 --> 0:43:07.719
<v Speaker 1>He did injure himself, but didn't require that.

0:43:08.000 --> 0:43:10.600
<v Speaker 2>Who ha, Yeah though, who didn't mean to get you

0:43:10.640 --> 0:43:11.799
<v Speaker 2>away from your pineapple?

0:43:12.000 --> 0:43:15.879
<v Speaker 1>No, it wasn't and it probably wasn't necessary for any

0:43:15.960 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>of us to spend our night at the children's hospital.

0:43:19.360 --> 0:43:22.359
<v Speaker 1>But it was great and they were beautiful.

0:43:24.239 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 2>Having Mother's Day.

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:31.799
<v Speaker 1>Mom, love you mother's respect and love you. It's a

0:43:31.840 --> 0:43:38.640
<v Speaker 1>text from oh from a backweed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Georgia Buckhead, George.

0:43:40.400 --> 0:43:44.320
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for following Hi, Darling.

0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 2>Brad took me back to Stocklands this morning to exchange

0:43:47.920 --> 0:43:50.759
<v Speaker 2>PJS etctera. He needs driving lessons with his wheelchair. Just

0:43:50.840 --> 0:43:53.799
<v Speaker 2>arrived home half hour ago. Saw joy Nellen. He has

0:43:53.840 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 2>his hop on his tongue next Tuesday morning and other

0:43:56.200 --> 0:44:00.719
<v Speaker 2>lesions being cut as well, but it's curable. It's a

0:44:00.719 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 2>text from classic mum text. We're gone shopping, We've got

0:44:05.840 --> 0:44:07.040
<v Speaker 2>we have got an operation.

0:44:08.520 --> 0:44:11.399
<v Speaker 1>You know. The only bit that I found one mum

0:44:11.640 --> 0:44:17.920
<v Speaker 1>like about that. It ended on a positive mind. It's up.

0:44:18.040 --> 0:44:21.120
<v Speaker 1>You could also have that in things that have never

0:44:21.160 --> 0:44:21.600
<v Speaker 1>been seen.

0:44:22.920 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 2>It's true when your mother gives you a health update

0:44:24.719 --> 0:44:27.040
<v Speaker 2>on someone and it's good news, you can hear the disappointment.

0:44:29.000 --> 0:44:31.759
<v Speaker 1>I love my mother. I remember this and this is

0:44:31.920 --> 0:44:34.080
<v Speaker 1>purely visual. I'm just telling you this so you get

0:44:34.120 --> 0:44:37.239
<v Speaker 1>a picture of Anne Langbrook. The years ago. There was

0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:40.440
<v Speaker 1>a brother in our congungiation right when we were Jehovah's witnesses.

0:44:41.560 --> 0:44:44.200
<v Speaker 1>Her mum and dad were really good friends with and

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:47.439
<v Speaker 1>then I came home from school one day and mum

0:44:47.520 --> 0:44:48.759
<v Speaker 1>was waiting in the kitchen. How I've got to make

0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:52.200
<v Speaker 1>up a fake name for him?

0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:54.560
<v Speaker 2>You have to write down a fake name? Yeah, I say.

0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:57.319
<v Speaker 1>No, I have to just say that. She goes. So

0:44:57.360 --> 0:44:59.239
<v Speaker 1>I come home. Mums in the kitchen and in a

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:01.680
<v Speaker 1>mum's a class sit homes over the mill. Oh yeah,

0:45:01.840 --> 0:45:04.120
<v Speaker 1>and she goes. But you realize that the hands over

0:45:04.120 --> 0:45:08.720
<v Speaker 1>the mouth is also to hide. Smirk, yes, smirk a smirk.

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:17.239
<v Speaker 1>And she goes. Alan Wright's got cancer the big sea

0:45:18.000 --> 0:45:22.879
<v Speaker 1>up is and did a thumbs up? Must have been

0:45:23.440 --> 0:45:26.400
<v Speaker 1>say it up is? And she's got a fish hook thumb.

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 1>All of them is a terrible It was a terrible visual.

0:45:34.680 --> 0:45:34.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:45:35.160 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh he had it. Oh yeah he had it. Yeah

0:45:41.120 --> 0:45:42.799
<v Speaker 1>he got the rough end of the pineapple.

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<v Speaker 2>One more before we go, one more shout out bucket.

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<v Speaker 1>Harry, Oh hello Harry.

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<v Speaker 2>This threw me for six, this one. Remember I mentioned

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 2>a little town. I don't know. Did I say it

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:58.320
<v Speaker 2>right through me? For six?

0:45:58.960 --> 0:46:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But what's that? It's a sports term? Yeah, I

0:46:01.920 --> 0:46:02.279
<v Speaker 1>don't know.

0:46:02.880 --> 0:46:05.520
<v Speaker 2>Go on mention the little country town Kundrook. Oh you

0:46:05.560 --> 0:46:09.280
<v Speaker 2>were your grandparents were there many years? Yeah, spent many

0:46:09.560 --> 0:46:11.560
<v Speaker 2>No one's ever heard of it. It's a tiny, tiny

0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:12.040
<v Speaker 2>little place.

0:46:12.040 --> 0:46:13.600
<v Speaker 1>I probably lived there, would have heard of it.

0:46:13.600 --> 0:46:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, Harry A Buckhead did he live there? As a

0:46:16.160 --> 0:46:19.000
<v Speaker 2>Kundrook boy? I fell off my chair every time Valvo

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:20.239
<v Speaker 2>mentioned Kundrook.

0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:24.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh fell off his chair. You got thrown for six

0:46:24.840 --> 0:46:29.960
<v Speaker 1>What a violent little down, what a small old I

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 1>love it.

0:46:30.960 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 2>Someone knows of Kondrook.

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<v Speaker 1>How many people that live there?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Forty, A couple, a couple of thousand.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what I'm sorry, CBD of Goodroll.

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<v Speaker 1>The Buckup podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and

0:46:50.080 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>him Nath Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.

0:46:55.719 --> 0:47:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Audio and sound by the magnificent Yak Lawrence you might

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<v Speaker 1>call him Jack and Tom Evans are We're lucky