Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
Speaker 1: a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
Speaker 1: cut you off at the knees, then gift you a
Speaker 1: pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why always always.
Speaker 2: Strap fell off and now I can't talk.
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Speaker 2: I should post that video only fans.
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Speaker 1: only fans of the buck up and people have.
Speaker 2: To pay to watch two zips you and two.
Speaker 1: Zips PM record this is what's going on. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: all episode.
Speaker 2: Come on. I'm actually surprised you have never been to
Speaker 2: a nudist thing. Oh no, and in fact, you give
Speaker 2: off nudist vibes.
Speaker 1: You would agree, No, I think I give off prudish
Speaker 1: But I.
Speaker 2: Would say I think anyone listening would wouldn't be surprised
Speaker 2: if one day you said you you and Steve, Steve,
Speaker 2: you're so peace. You and Pete were driving looking for
Speaker 2: a door in the country. They bought some blueberries and
Speaker 2: before we knew it.
Speaker 1: We were in a river, Well, we would in a river,
Speaker 1: we would we just dank okay, so barely barey. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't even do that, but Peter won't. Look he she comes,
Speaker 1: She's got to push me, push out of the way.
Speaker 2: You always walk your camera, you block my camera. I
Speaker 2: see what's happening. But what games you?
Speaker 1: But why doesn't she do it at the start? She
Speaker 1: she is such a fringe me a steam producer.
Speaker 2: Personality type one.
Speaker 1: Dressed in the clothes of an eight year old boy.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been nude in a lake? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love getting my ket off?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's really a hot seatps.
Speaker 2: That actually really surprised me. Then it so you reckon
Speaker 2: off nudict five?
Speaker 1: Yeah I do.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? Do I clearly no, I've never seen me naked,
Speaker 2: so as if I'm going to allow strangers.
Speaker 1: So the first time we ever went away together for work,
Speaker 1: which was years ago, we went to New Orleans. You
Speaker 1: got Nudi Rudy, and you know what she used to do,
Speaker 1: and this was she's outgrown this. Now, this was such
Speaker 1: an abomination. She slept in a g string. Wow, give
Speaker 1: that a sound effect.
Speaker 2: I don't know which one. Yes, you know what it
Speaker 2: deserves that I reckon, mate, Kim was wearing one when
Speaker 2: you did that little jazz scat.
Speaker 1: To sleep in a in a g string is so weird.
Speaker 2: I can't sleep in socks unaware of any kind.
Speaker 1: Nothing that is trying to eat you, nothing that's in ye.
Speaker 2: All my nooks free?
Speaker 1: Yes, me too, not totally free, looks free covered under
Speaker 1: the cab. Yeah, I'm not sleeping totally naked.
Speaker 2: T shirt only? Oh are you T shirt only?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: No, no nooks.
Speaker 1: Okay you know why as well, because we I think
Speaker 1: we've discussed this before. If you have children in the house,
Speaker 1: dates an end to your sleeping naked. Okay, if you
Speaker 1: have little children, there's many times when you have to
Speaker 1: leap into action when you least expect it to read. Yes,
Speaker 1: your knooks have to be covered. Some people, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: are happy to go all dangle in front of the kids. No,
Speaker 1: thank you, but that wasn't us.
Speaker 2: It's a nude house. We call that when people grow.
Speaker 1: Up in Yes. But anyway, so when in a previous life,
Speaker 1: an ex boyfriend of mine had an uncle and an
Speaker 1: aunt who were neudousts. They were card players and they
Speaker 1: were at the same time at the newdous place they
Speaker 1: would have done. I don't like mu go over to
Speaker 1: play cards with them.
Speaker 2: I feel nervous playing uno completely.
Speaker 1: The uncle always said to me, Oh, you've got to
Speaker 1: come up. And it was somewhere you know, it's always
Speaker 1: in a strange place. There's a river, and it's always
Speaker 1: near the border. A state boarder's uncle.
Speaker 2: Uncle in the regional parts.
Speaker 1: Of some He suggested it too often to me and
Speaker 1: Eve mean evidence. Yeah, it just was not It wasn't right.
Speaker 2: You know what I think social license, you can only
Speaker 2: invite someone to be nude once. That's enough, and if
Speaker 2: the answer is no, you can't keep inviting that same person.
Speaker 1: I'm going to take that even further.
Speaker 2: Hu.
Speaker 1: And you know we're not like that. We lessen, but
Speaker 1: we don't judge. We judge. We are so judged.
Speaker 2: We've never done our judgment episode. Oh we have to
Speaker 2: do it where we were just going to list everyone
Speaker 2: that we judge. Oh, my goodness, your famous quote. You
Speaker 2: were going to slut shame up and down the highway.
Speaker 1: It's right, Oh, it's all in front of us.
Speaker 2: We'll do it.
Speaker 1: So I don't think you ever even invite to a
Speaker 1: newdist place. I think it's enough that you know that
Speaker 1: I go to a nudists place. Okay, if you want
Speaker 1: to come somewhere you would say, hey, that sounds great.
Speaker 1: I'd like to leave some smears on a vinyl chair.
Speaker 1: That's why I had to ask sush. I had to
Speaker 1: ask him what he is? Do they have to you
Speaker 1: have to walk around? I find this so gross. You
Speaker 1: have to walk around with a hat.
Speaker 2: That is one of the worst things I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: Like, and I'm like, are you doing it like a
Speaker 1: mature a d with it over your arm? Or is
Speaker 1: it you can't tuck it in a pocket.
Speaker 2: And once you use it, where do you put it?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: And then if it's I know, yeah, I'm sorry if
Speaker 2: there was any tiny percentage of me that was like
Speaker 2: maybe one day this little towel story, because it's done correct.
Speaker 1: Because otherwise what are you going to do? Are you you?
Speaker 1: If you never sit down? Well, that's not me. I
Speaker 1: don't like to stand.
Speaker 2: Surely you are aware your nap was so big last
Speaker 2: week that your kids asked you if you were okay?
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, buckheads, if you're a nerdist, please send
Speaker 2: us some dm us on a happened to the nerdist
Speaker 2: they used to get You know why nineties TV used
Speaker 2: to love nudists. They always like use them on shows.
Speaker 2: There was naked news always like there's a whole thing
Speaker 2: about new remember naked news.
Speaker 1: Even to the norts, there was naked news.
Speaker 2: God naked news.
Speaker 1: Yes, European or Canadian on foxtowel, Yeah, that's having. I
Speaker 1: think they were Canadian.
Speaker 2: Working over news. So it wasn't I actually wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was women.
Speaker 2: There was all the women doing it. Oh you could
Speaker 2: talk about look a tea towel. I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1: What happened? Other people do not from within. You were
Speaker 1: inside the tent.
Speaker 2: In two thousand and four.
Speaker 1: You know, I enjoy you so much because I imagine
Speaker 1: you like a kindle. That's and you imagine me similarly.
Speaker 2: If we ended up at a newdist resort camp, I
Speaker 2: don't know if we'd ever be able to look at
Speaker 2: each other in the eye ever again, well the other
Speaker 2: the eyes?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? You know what stops me from
Speaker 1: being a nerdest what vanity?
Speaker 2: Hmmm? I don't even like watching the clips of us
Speaker 2: do this podcast on our Instagram, let alone like now.
Speaker 1: And also because I've had four children, I've had four cesareans.
Speaker 1: You know, with clothes on, I'm very confident. But as
Speaker 1: soon as I have to take it off, and you know,
Speaker 1: I've got more us at the front than I do
Speaker 1: at the back. Like that stuff. Nobody likes that. And
Speaker 1: I know they always say, oh, it's not about it's
Speaker 1: just nobody's judging your body. Yes I am, I am.
Speaker 1: I'm judging everybody else's.
Speaker 2: Do you do that thing when you get out of
Speaker 2: the show, quick look in the mirror, quick Wick and run,
Speaker 2: My dear Run.
Speaker 1: Is two things. Who's in modern hotels where they have
Speaker 1: an open shower with no like no ca.
Speaker 2: You're bringing up her a visceral memory of Cody and
Speaker 2: I staying in a hotel room where, for some reason,
Speaker 2: the designer of the hotel thought, you know what, couples
Speaker 2: need to watch the shadow figure of their partner on
Speaker 2: the toilet. It was just like throwned glass and if
Speaker 2: you went and something the toilet, your party could see
Speaker 2: your silhouette.
Speaker 1: It is terrible. We stayed at a place in Holland,
Speaker 1: in Amsterdam, and it was so expensive. We took mum
Speaker 1: and dad to Holland with us, so the kids could
Speaker 1: see where my dad came from. It was a great trip,
Speaker 1: beautiful hotel. But for some reason they went, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, this couple, this woman who's born four children
Speaker 1: and had them untimely ripped from her belly. You know
Speaker 1: what she needs. She needs her husband who has to
Speaker 1: find it desirable to see her standing like a sack
Speaker 1: full of puppies under a dream. It's gives give me
Speaker 1: a shower, screen, give me some mistique, give me mood.
Speaker 2: Another room, give me mood, another room for the shower,
Speaker 2: and you know.
Speaker 1: What else I'm going to sum up this. I was
Speaker 1: thinking the other day, what you know, the younger people
Speaker 1: are like the younger generation. They've got their own language.
Speaker 1: They're blah blah blah. They don't know how it is
Speaker 1: you know what. I thought, you know what experienced they
Speaker 1: will never have, and I really felt for them, even
Speaker 1: though it's also really dangerous one They will never know
Speaker 1: how it is to scorch a hole in a scarf,
Speaker 1: draping it over a lamp, trying to make mood lighting
Speaker 1: because now the bulbs, now the bulbs are not hot.
Speaker 2: There's no that doesn't go where I thought it was.
Speaker 1: But there's no hot bowl.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I thought you know the bulbs are cold.
Speaker 2: I have no memory of anyone done that. I have
Speaker 2: no memory of anyone ever doing that.
Speaker 1: How old are you? When you travel? I always have
Speaker 1: a wrong and several scarves, no matter how bleak the
Speaker 1: lighting I always make. I like moodlight. Okay, it's beauty.
Speaker 2: You packed it for that, or you like and you
Speaker 2: would wear it anyway.
Speaker 1: Don't be so curious about what I'm doing with my
Speaker 1: but so right, it's this you feigning interests. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be really interested in everything she has.
Speaker 2: Well, do I think everyone's interested that you've just admitted
Speaker 2: that you would wear something that was also doubling up
Speaker 2: as a lamp shade come sexy time.
Speaker 1: Of course, and that you're but not even for sexy time,
Speaker 1: just for loveliness in your room.
Speaker 2: Or I fell for a light online the other day
Speaker 2: hasn't arrived yet. It's probably going to be awful.
Speaker 1: Is it from that website that's got all the beautiful.
Speaker 2: It came up in my TikTok algorithm that and I
Speaker 2: have to get it. It's this like doughnut looking kind
Speaker 2: of thing, but it makes the wall go like a
Speaker 2: lovely orange.
Speaker 1: Oh that's Is it a wall line?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's on the phone and it goes.
Speaker 1: So I go to the wall lamp or you go, yes,
Speaker 1: you put it on. What do you want? Oh? I
Speaker 1: love it. I'll come over and see it.
Speaker 2: We'll see, all right. What were we talking about?
Speaker 1: I can't remember?
Speaker 2: Oh you nude?
Speaker 1: Care I've got to tell you I did it what
Speaker 1: I took the assignment? I returned the pineapple nude? Give
Speaker 1: me a give me something. By the way, my husband's
Speaker 1: in love with that.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1: He's in love with and you know what that means.
Speaker 1: Listening hello, Pep, So don't listen to the bit about
Speaker 1: me in the shower. I look hot. You've married a goddess.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want him to hear that.
Speaker 2: That's fine for pineapple. Okay, we wait with baited breath.
Speaker 1: All right, So listens to the pod. Will know we
Speaker 1: had a discussion lengthy. It was a big dilemma. Can
Speaker 1: you return an eight dollar pineapple so much that was inedible?
Speaker 2: What did you're leaving out the bit that you had
Speaker 2: it for a whole week?
Speaker 1: No, because I didn't have to have time to go
Speaker 1: return it and also, I was just I had to
Speaker 1: wait till I saw you.
Speaker 2: And it's a good the amount of times we get
Speaker 2: home with a.
Speaker 1: Bit of fruit, a brown avocado that.
Speaker 2: Lets us down. But in the avocada's at least not
Speaker 2: lying to you. It kind of tells you what's going
Speaker 2: on with its skin. Pineapples are sus they're sly.
Speaker 1: All right. This was I'm going to say, hand on
Speaker 1: hard one of the most human humiliating experiences I have
Speaker 1: ever had in my life.
Speaker 2: Were you wearing a sarong?
Speaker 1: No, but I had been to yoga. What happened was
Speaker 1: I had put it off and put it off and
Speaker 1: put it off, and I left it until Sunday, right.
Speaker 2: And you would also cut it open.
Speaker 1: I'd cut it open. That's how knew it was inedible
Speaker 1: when I was trying to make a fruit platter and
Speaker 1: to take to someone's house. And that was when I
Speaker 1: got a beam. Anyway, so I was going to go
Speaker 1: on the way to yoga. I went, get it done,
Speaker 1: get it done. Then I didn't. Then I went out
Speaker 1: saw my mom and I still had it hanging out
Speaker 1: of my head. I went, I must return it.
Speaker 2: Where was it in the car front seat? Down the
Speaker 2: bottom of the.
Speaker 1: Front seat in a bag wrapped in glad wrap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it around me with your little pie, with
Speaker 1: my pie.
Speaker 2: That was my car. I'd have to put the seat
Speaker 2: belt on it. So the alarm with the little beer.
Speaker 1: Yes, it didn't weigh enough to set off the beeper anyway.
Speaker 1: So I go into the shop, and I told you
Speaker 1: it's one of those really rich fruit and bead shops. Beautiful.
Speaker 1: Everything I've ever had there pretty well has been stunning,
Speaker 1: except the pineapple. Anyway. So I go in and luckily,
Speaker 1: even though it's a Sunday, it wasn't crowded. Normally it's
Speaker 1: so crowded with people getting I'll get the salad.
Speaker 2: Off with people pineapple.
Speaker 1: No one's ever returned anything to them. I could tell
Speaker 1: when I went in there. So I go in there
Speaker 1: and there's three people behind the counter. Lovely, you never
Speaker 1: have to wait for give me.
Speaker 2: Turns up. I've tensed up. I'm pinching my.
Speaker 1: Own I'm terrible, and I had I was a bit
Speaker 1: buoyed after yoga. I was like, okay, I can do this.
Speaker 1: This is quite your bendy reasonable. This is a reasonable thing.
Speaker 1: Anytime you have bought something from a merchant and you're
Speaker 1: dissatisfied with it anyway. So there was a guy behind
Speaker 1: There was a guy behind the canna, a youngish guy,
Speaker 1: and so I went up to him first and I
Speaker 1: said hi. I said, I've got to do something really strange.
Speaker 1: And he went, oh, yes, I'm not looking at you.
Speaker 1: Go on, I have to return. I have to return.
Speaker 1: And with a flourish I produced him from the bag
Speaker 1: this painapple.
Speaker 2: Did you put in a little accent, sir?
Speaker 1: I look at him and he said he was so shocked,
Speaker 1: like I got a glimpse of myself through the eyes
Speaker 1: of others and it was like, it's not anyway. And
Speaker 1: he goes, oh like that, And I said, I bought it.
Speaker 1: I said, I bought it a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: or ten days ago. And I said it was inedible.
Speaker 1: It was not wrong. It was so not ripe that
Speaker 1: you couldn't eat it at all. And I said, and
Speaker 1: I just thought to myself, it's eight dollars. You're in
Speaker 1: the fruit and beg business I'm going to do.
Speaker 2: Did you check if anyone was filming this to go viral?
Speaker 2: Those Karens and the wild TikTok.
Speaker 1: Accounts terrible even now the memory of it, and look,
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm blushing.
Speaker 2: Same and I'm not even there.
Speaker 1: Okay, but the principle is a correct one.
Speaker 2: Whenever someone tells a story and they say it's the principal,
Speaker 2: it's it's a red flag.
Speaker 1: So than huh, he went, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: No one goes I don't know what to do. And
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I don't know what to do,
Speaker 1: but it was your idea to sell fruit and vegetables
Speaker 1: to people, so I'm assuming anyway. Then this woman next
Speaker 1: to him took over, young again, older than him though,
Speaker 1: and now I've got an enemy. I've I've gotten an enemy.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say for life, an enemy for life,
Speaker 1: not a major enemy. It's not Putin and Zelensky level stuff,
Speaker 1: but it is upper it's not good. It's not good,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why. And at the end of this,
Speaker 1: I think she'll be your enemy as well. Okay. So
Speaker 1: she said to me, so you know how you tell
Speaker 1: it for pineapples ripe and I said, yes, I do.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I'm from Queensland. Was trying to be just.
Speaker 1: I went, yeah, I do. I said, She said, you
Speaker 1: pull one of the one of the pointy spears out
Speaker 1: and I said, yes, one of the spines. But I said,
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that because you cut the top off it.
Speaker 1: Now we're giving into the right. And then she said, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I see, I see, and she went okay, and I anyway,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, no, no, then you can turn
Speaker 1: it over and down the bottom and therese she starts
Speaker 1: trying to pull it with something.
Speaker 2: The pineapple piple ones at.
Speaker 1: The thing and I said, but I said, what would
Speaker 1: be the point of that, because it's not ripe. And
Speaker 1: she said, well, then you'd know it's not ripe, and
Speaker 1: you'd know not to buy it. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: why are you selling it in your shop? This is
Speaker 1: what happened. She was in trap. It's so terrible, And
Speaker 1: she said it's like I said, so why are you
Speaker 1: selling them if they're not right? Because they don't ripen
Speaker 1: out of the I didn't say. My podcast partner told
Speaker 1: me that. And then the guy goes, yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: they don't ripe. And once they've been picked. It was
Speaker 1: so terrible.
Speaker 2: All this conclusion here.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then she goes, well, I'll I don't quite
Speaker 1: know how to do this, and I said, oh, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'll get this bottle of mandarin juice. It
Speaker 1: was two dollars more than the pineapple. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: not asking for my money back. I just don't want
Speaker 1: to be I don't want to travel through life mend
Speaker 1: ain juice, fresh squeezed, fresh squeezed.
Speaker 2: I've just never heard of someone going, you know, I
Speaker 2: could smash what a glass of mandarin jo It's.
Speaker 1: Very nice and they didn't have orange, but the smell. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's unusual. There'd be a lot of juicing. Someone's got RSI.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, when do you hear about people
Speaker 1: having RSI? Now you don't. Once upon a time like
Speaker 1: scorching a scarf with a too hot lamp, making mood lighting.
Speaker 1: It was all the rage.
Speaker 2: And they said yes, they agreed. And so she said,
Speaker 2: to you getting this discussing drink and.
Speaker 1: Then she said to me, and this is the bit
Speaker 1: that I took exception to. She said, so next time
Speaker 1: you'll know how to pick a right one. And I
Speaker 1: said to her, I was sort of like, I don't
Speaker 1: know that this attitude is quite correct, even though I'm insane. No, no,
Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself something in me.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I know what I'm insane, but I don't
Speaker 2: like your behavior or your attitude.
Speaker 1: No, because she's so don't tell me. I said to her,
Speaker 1: I said, wouldn't it be easier for you guys who
Speaker 1: were in the fruit and vege business? That's all you
Speaker 1: do to not sell? Right, bineapple? That was the bit.
Speaker 1: And that was that was that was too much? And
Speaker 1: she goes, it's just that there's so many of them.
Speaker 1: They're like avocados.
Speaker 2: Well they're not.
Speaker 1: And I said, I didn't say, but I said to myself,
Speaker 1: I would talking to.
Speaker 2: Yourself in the story because.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice. I could have annihilated her.
Speaker 1: I could have, but I didn't because I was trying
Speaker 1: to be nice. I was trying to be a nice lady.
Speaker 2: Proud of you.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I left there and I went with the Jew.
Speaker 1: And then she said, and this was the bit. This
Speaker 1: was the bit that really she said, So we'll do
Speaker 1: it this time, but we won't do it again.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, is your inference that I travel around
Speaker 1: that I travel around the streets going to freaky but.
Speaker 2: You secretly juice the fineapple? But take it the hask
Speaker 2: I've reproduced it, and whenever you tell me one of
Speaker 2: these stories. I also think sometimes maybe some of these
Speaker 2: people involved in your adventures might recognize you, and then
Speaker 2: you leave the store and they go.
Speaker 1: And then I think about it. I don't care. I'm like,
Speaker 1: so when I left, so before that, when we'd had
Speaker 1: the discussion, I was like, I'm not sure can I return?
Speaker 1: And I don't know. I don't know, but now I'm
Speaker 1: so indignant about it. I want to call the AG.
Speaker 1: I want a proper policy on it. I want to know, because.
Speaker 2: You know what this should be on his first week.
Speaker 1: It won't be easy, but it won't under whatever PM
Speaker 1: for life.
Speaker 2: That's what he should be thinking about this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is my takeaway.
Speaker 2: Cracking down on unripe.
Speaker 1: Pineapple from her. So this is when I came home.
Speaker 1: I told Beater.
Speaker 2: About over your glass. I couldn't go.
Speaker 1: The kids loved it. It was much sweeter than the
Speaker 1: orange juice because it's new season oranges. Anyway, this is
Speaker 1: the last thing I'll say. Okay, So basically what she
Speaker 1: was saying to me was, we can sell you any shit, lady,
Speaker 1: and you have to take it. That's basically what she
Speaker 1: was saying. So I can go into their what other
Speaker 1: place of business as that as their model, we can
Speaker 1: sell you anything rotten, old, underripe or quality. And she's
Speaker 1: not going to She's not going to take it back.
Speaker 1: What that says I said to Peter is that the
Speaker 1: and he goes. I think he was the poor guy.
Speaker 1: But now I'm really indignant about it. We can tell,
Speaker 1: but returning the partner gave me a back up. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's fucked, But can I go into that shop now
Speaker 1: just as a normal custom Oh?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't under any circumstances. You know, we don't judge
Speaker 2: on this pod. May we don't judge. I didn't judge
Speaker 2: you one that whole story, except for the Mandarin juice.
Speaker 1: Mandarin juice is delicious.
Speaker 2: Might have to do something, might have to double in it.
Speaker 1: I'll get your bottle. How's the dabbler?
Speaker 2: But you know how I always smell fragrances a lot
Speaker 2: when I'm bored.
Speaker 1: One of them.
Speaker 2: A Mandarin's always lovely, nice little do you know what
Speaker 2: is not? I don't mind.
Speaker 1: There's not enough of in the world when it comes
Speaker 1: to fragrances. And we live in a time when people
Speaker 1: are so heavily over fragranced.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm like, thank you, after I've made you.
Speaker 1: You were sudden. I had to get up really close
Speaker 1: to you. You're not an over sprayer.
Speaker 2: Two Spray's Marx.
Speaker 1: The fifteen year old boys are really big.
Speaker 2: On alright, dedorant though, or fragrance.
Speaker 1: Anything they get their hands. They just think mare is more.
Speaker 1: There's not enough pair fragrance, dunning. Fragrance very hard to find,
Speaker 1: and there's not enough. And this is a classic stunning
Speaker 1: green Apple.
Speaker 2: I've got one. I've got one. I'll bring it in
Speaker 2: next week.
Speaker 1: You've got green Apple.
Speaker 2: I told Sash before I did this thing online the
Speaker 2: other day where I bought it was a bit spency,
Speaker 2: but who cares. It was like one hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2: And I selected like fifteen testers of this brand I
Speaker 2: like from France, oh called Gallagher Fragrance. And there was
Speaker 2: a few apples involved. There were apples, Yeah, there was
Speaker 2: one I put on the other day. This is going
Speaker 2: to sound disgusting, but I was like, oh, I'm into this,
Speaker 2: you ready, Yeah, plumb sounds disgusting, doesn't it. That's disgusting.
Speaker 2: And then I had a little double. I, Oh, didn't
Speaker 2: mind it.
Speaker 1: You know, a prune is a dried plum? Oh is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So we don't judge on the bucky.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, but I took one for the team.
Speaker 1: If I had I was moving on this show, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have done that. I'm just sat given.
Speaker 2: You the confidence. We've bucked you into it.
Speaker 1: I I'm proud of you. Do you think it was?
Speaker 2: I didn't actually think you're going to do it.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that absolutely was as soon as you left it.
Speaker 2: Like there's that woman from the show on.
Speaker 1: TV's mental anyway. I would like correspondence from our buckwits,
Speaker 1: because this is really we don't know. We don't know
Speaker 1: what's right or what's wrong, don't we? So are you
Speaker 1: saying the same thing. I've just got to wear it.
Speaker 1: I just want to know.
Speaker 2: No, I'm very proud of you for doing it, and
Speaker 2: I feel that hearing that story means none of us
Speaker 2: will ever do that, and that's good.
Speaker 1: Never do it, never ever do it? Okay, good? Good,
Speaker 1: that's good, isn't it. I've taken one for the team.
Speaker 2: I often talk about being scammed on this podcast.
Speaker 1: No, not again, not me, not me, not the dabler.
Speaker 2: Not the dabbler. And I don't judge people to get scamed.
Speaker 1: No, no, because it's everyone is for the grace of God.
Speaker 1: It's like judging people for dying. It's waiting for.
Speaker 2: All of us where and when come on the Darwin Awards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but even so, I'm like, those people are often
Speaker 1: doing interesting things like jumping from the twelve floor of
Speaker 1: that guy that hotel into a swimming pool, you know,
Speaker 1: those sorts of things.
Speaker 2: That footage the other day of that that thought it
Speaker 2: was a crocodile statue, but it was a real crocodile,
Speaker 2: and he had a little posy pose and snappy snap.
Speaker 2: He didn't die though, but yeah, looked that up.
Speaker 1: I mean, he thought it was a.
Speaker 2: Statue, a crocodile statue in a crocodile farm on in
Speaker 2: the pen and he thought.
Speaker 1: It was Was he in the pin with the crocodile. Well,
Speaker 1: that's all automatically strange. And what did it get of him?
Speaker 2: They tried to do the death roll on him, you
Speaker 2: know they do the death bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did it grab him way out?
Speaker 2: But I think he'd been detoothed the croc Yeah, because
Speaker 2: it was one of those you know, not very nice.
Speaker 1: But it's just the force of their jaw. I think
Speaker 1: could really snap.
Speaker 2: So I remember doing a gig in dar One a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago, and god, that's an interesting, amazing place.
Speaker 2: If you can go to.
Speaker 1: Darwin, brilliant. I went to a wedding there once, Peter
Speaker 1: and I did. Yes, it was so amazing.
Speaker 2: I got to do the Darwin Festival a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: What happens there.
Speaker 2: One of the best gigs I've ever had.
Speaker 1: It's one of the most international places you will ever go.
Speaker 1: Like little You're like, am I in Australia and it's
Speaker 1: so hot and tropical. It's just it's like you're.
Speaker 2: Heat is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Though, like ab preci and people go tropo. The expression
Speaker 1: going tropo actually happens up there. They use it to
Speaker 1: describe people who have gone absolutely.
Speaker 2: Back once that sun goes down a bit beautiful place.
Speaker 1: Why are we talking about Darwin?
Speaker 2: I was going to say there was a croc farm there.
Speaker 2: We went during the day for some fun and I'm
Speaker 2: just like, what is wrong with the humans of the world.
Speaker 2: You can pay money to go in a tube and
Speaker 2: you're in the snorkeling gear and then you go down
Speaker 2: with the tube into the croc water and all the
Speaker 2: crocs swim around you, but you're protected by some plastics.
Speaker 1: And also croc water is filthy water British. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they were doing it all young drug backpackage jumping.
Speaker 2: And what's really funny is I kind of worked out
Speaker 2: that I think everyone's watching waiting for something. Oh of course,
Speaker 2: like they've built a whole viewing area.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, no, bridges, cupkeep from a crap brigs
Speaker 1: that's got nicknames.
Speaker 2: Scammers, the naughty scam, a woman I don't know, okay,
Speaker 2: in a in a in a brilliant way, listen to
Speaker 2: a woman and you've got to listen to the very
Speaker 2: end because there's something at the end. It's the real
Speaker 2: hook here on This.
Speaker 3: British woman has lost her life savings to scammers who
Speaker 3: tricked her into believing that she was in a two
Speaker 3: year relationship.
Speaker 1: Oh I know.
Speaker 3: Christ was frauded of more than twenty two thousand dollars
Speaker 3: after con artists used AI generated photos, deceitful messages, and
Speaker 3: telegram calls to catfish her. Despite saying she is not
Speaker 3: a fool. The forty four old gave four hundred dollars
Speaker 3: a month in crypto contact when the impostors claimed the
Speaker 3: television star had been kidnapped.
Speaker 4: And I just kept going and going and oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: That story just kept going.
Speaker 2: He got kidding.
Speaker 1: I think, do you think she cut them off then
Speaker 1: because she's like, there's no way I can raise forty
Speaker 1: million dollars, or because she then went this sounds a
Speaker 1: bit far feet, But she.
Speaker 2: Can't be too stupid because she's got crypto and understands
Speaker 2: how that works.
Speaker 1: And she could have done it on her phone.
Speaker 2: That's already one.
Speaker 1: Even crypto. She's got crypto.
Speaker 2: Do you have crypto?
Speaker 1: She's got crypto?
Speaker 2: Sorry theory our podcast produced a tech.
Speaker 1: Bro No, no, think it's a plank. But somehow managed.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Crypto having cryptied like my dog having crypto. Somehow she
Speaker 1: managed to press the right.
Speaker 2: But you know what you should have done, got some
Speaker 2: crypto for your pineap That's what you should have done.
Speaker 2: Instead of the amandain Jews should have asked.
Speaker 1: For some then they really I'm so.
Speaker 2: So forty doctor Chris Brown in the world, we know
Speaker 2: the Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I thought that was going to be that one, right.
Speaker 2: And no, Hey, I gig. I did a gig with
Speaker 2: dtor Chris Brown only a few weeks ago. A lovely gentleman,
Speaker 2: A lovely man. How did he get out of no offense?
Speaker 2: Maybe that's who they thought kidnapped him me at a
Speaker 2: gig no offense to doctor Chris Brown. But I just thought,
Speaker 2: if you were going.
Speaker 1: To gig what you're doing with Chris Brown.
Speaker 2: We did that thing for the roast of Carry Bickmore,
Speaker 2: the Carry and Tommy Sholder Radio. I would just think
Speaker 2: if I was a scammer, wouldn't you go to the
Speaker 2: brad Pits of the world. Who's the scammer going, doctor
Speaker 2: Chris Brown.
Speaker 1: But they've made it believable, they've this woman no matter.
Speaker 1: Obviously you've got a bit quite a low ebb to
Speaker 1: get sapped in by a romance scammer. You're obviously for something,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like? But even at
Speaker 1: your lower you're like, oh, I probably couldn't pull brad Pitt,
Speaker 1: but I could, I'd have it. I'd have a good
Speaker 1: shot with the bond divete.
Speaker 2: What the show is there that's the big hit in
Speaker 2: the UK?
Speaker 1: Oh? Is that still assuming because now here's a new
Speaker 1: bond Divet and she's on the Real Housewives. What Sydney,
Speaker 1: there's she's a bond Divett. Yeah, she's the bond divet
Speaker 1: on also on Real Housewives. Don't quote me. She could
Speaker 1: be the bond Divet or she could be a vet
Speaker 1: in Bond.
Speaker 2: I don't think they've recast the bond Divet.
Speaker 1: No, there is no Bondivet anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh it's gone.
Speaker 1: No, he's finished. She doesn't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Fair enough, But what's he doing?
Speaker 2: Ask him? Or he's been kidnapped?
Speaker 1: Did they show her?
Speaker 2: They did show her and there was a cat in
Speaker 2: the photo. Well there was.
Speaker 1: Why do you mate that's out because she's a cat woman.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm just saying there was a cat in
Speaker 2: the photo. And they could have chosen any pick.
Speaker 1: That's why she loved the bondover. She loves animals and
Speaker 1: puse Puss needed some tending to and she went he's
Speaker 1: the man for the job.
Speaker 2: But no judgment on the buck. It's also a warning
Speaker 2: you're getting a d M from Dr Chris Brown. It's
Speaker 2: not him four hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 1: The romance of all the scammers, the romance scammers hit
Speaker 1: the hardest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we all deep down know there was a
Speaker 2: time that you probably would have formed for something.
Speaker 1: At the time, and the time is in the future.
Speaker 1: What's coming on where you'll fall for it? I have
Speaker 1: fallen And as you know, I've dabbled with online scammers
Speaker 1: and they are so do you know what I'm going
Speaker 1: to say? I still miss my romance scammers. I miss
Speaker 1: Nico who sang to me. My husband isn't singing to me,
Speaker 1: but Nicko I would sing to me. He listened to me.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Baby? He would say? Oh, yes, anyway, only who That
Speaker 1: is quite incredible, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I forgot to say something to you last week? What's
Speaker 2: that Happy Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: Oh? And we forgot to say it to the mother? No?
Speaker 2: And do you know what we are up ourselves that
Speaker 2: we just come in here and get us us us topics,
Speaker 2: topics topics, and.
Speaker 1: Then we're the ones that do the po happy Mother's Day?
Speaker 1: Who else would we talk about if not ask.
Speaker 2: What's your favorite Mother's Day gift you've ever received? Come on?
Speaker 2: Or my most.
Speaker 1: Memorable on last Mother's Day? As in the one who
Speaker 1: just passed what happened because I ended up in hospital
Speaker 1: Hello with my youngest. Okay, so that was very memorable.
Speaker 1: I'll always remember that. Thanks Yanni, Yanni. You know, the
Speaker 1: kids were so beautiful. I was hitting for them most glorious.
Speaker 1: And people who listen who are parents will know that
Speaker 1: the road of parenthood is such a rough and unpredictable path.
Speaker 1: There's you know, divots and potholes and whatever. Then you
Speaker 1: hit a smooth bit of bitumen and then suddenly you're
Speaker 1: careering off and then there's road works, and it's very unpredictable.
Speaker 1: So when you hit a bit of a sweet spot,
Speaker 1: which I seem to have done on Mother's Day, it
Speaker 1: just goes to show you can never have any arrogance
Speaker 1: as a parent. I thought this is great and then
Speaker 1: it all went tits up, so I got so the
Speaker 1: kids were so beautiful. Yarni the youngest made me cinnamon
Speaker 1: scrolls yum. Yeah from scratch, thank you, which was a
Speaker 1: throwback because Sunday started wanting them when we were living
Speaker 1: in Italy and did even make the everything. Everything was frosting,
Speaker 1: the cream, cheese, frosting. That's so beautiful. So he made
Speaker 1: those sash was at my place when Sunday came home
Speaker 1: on Friday night, Saturday nightlower with flowers.
Speaker 2: It's all going on. It was just beautiful. She paid
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, And she's barely got a job.
Speaker 2: That's huge. We all know how that normally worked.
Speaker 1: My moment.
Speaker 2: Lynn of course, used to work at the mother's day
Speaker 2: stall at the primary school, and so when it was
Speaker 2: my class's turn to go down to the hall, she
Speaker 2: had to leave the room. Remember that, okay, And don't
Speaker 2: give you five bucks in the morning.
Speaker 1: This was something that I couldn't get over. At school.
Speaker 1: There's still a mother's day stall, and they do your
Speaker 1: father's day stall. The mothers run the mother's day stall
Speaker 1: and the mothers run the father's day stall.
Speaker 2: Well do you want it to happen? Do you want
Speaker 2: to get your mug or your.
Speaker 1: Little I've still got a little crystal ring. Oh bizz
Speaker 1: that I've got little crystal pineapple. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2: And I could see into the future, Master, my mom's
Speaker 2: going to end up being that crazy pineapple woman that's
Speaker 2: got a picture of her at the fridge.
Speaker 1: I go there, there's a photo of me. I just
Speaker 1: I feel like you two have found me in the
Speaker 1: wrong here.
Speaker 2: No, I am all this. I'm proud of you, but
Speaker 2: I've also taken on the anxiety of that situation.
Speaker 1: Even now I'm a flop sweat about it.
Speaker 2: My shoulders haven't dropped.
Speaker 1: Sign. It's like I've been on an airline and there's
Speaker 1: some terrible turbulence.
Speaker 2: You've been in economy.
Speaker 1: I've just been Yeah, I've just been thrown into some
Speaker 1: disarray anyway. And then so I went to yoga in
Speaker 1: the morning, and then I went out to see my mum,
Speaker 1: and then I came home Sunday made me lunch, which
Speaker 1: was stunning.
Speaker 2: Have the cinnamon scrolls before after yoga?
Speaker 1: No, I'd had them the night before and that I
Speaker 1: think I had one that morning.
Speaker 2: And they for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Everything was so gorgeous. And then I'm like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to have a nap and then I'm going to go
Speaker 1: out and see my mother in law. And then Lewis
Speaker 1: was going to make dinner, but he had footy that
Speaker 1: afternoon and he coaches our youngest one's team. And then
Speaker 1: Peter had to take a number three to basketball and
Speaker 1: as he was walking out the door, he said to me, oh,
Speaker 1: Louis is at the hospital with yarnie. They think he's
Speaker 1: broken his foot. Oh give me a give me a
Speaker 1: sound effect for.
Speaker 2: That, sat.
Speaker 1: Making your cinnamon scrolls, playing footy okay anyway, So it
Speaker 1: was just so it was compete. It was like, you
Speaker 1: don't have to go out there. I don't think it
Speaker 1: is bringing. But I'm like, I can't leave Lewis out there.
Speaker 1: I'm not going, of course, and see my baby boy
Speaker 1: at the hospital anyway, So I go out to the hospital.
Speaker 1: By the time I get there, they're just about to
Speaker 1: take him in for an x ray and the doctor
Speaker 1: was great.
Speaker 2: Did they give him that whistle?
Speaker 1: No, he did. I think he might have had it earlier.
Speaker 1: But he went and had the x ray and then
Speaker 1: he came out. The whole thing it's a pilar. But
Speaker 1: there were so many little kids in there. There were
Speaker 1: little boys with eggs on their forehead from monkey bars
Speaker 1: and swings.
Speaker 2: Sunday sport day, there was and parked.
Speaker 1: A playground and Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was maybe a bunch of the kids were
Speaker 2: injured because Dad said, all right, I'll get you out
Speaker 2: of the house for a couple of hours so your
Speaker 2: mum can have a rest.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what was all the dates were there
Speaker 1: as well, and the moms were there and we were
Speaker 1: all like happy Mother's Day, Happy Mother's Day with the community.
Speaker 1: And then he came out of the X ray and
Speaker 1: the doctor came with him, and the doctor was gorgeous,
Speaker 1: actually lovely, and he's but he did his job too well.
Speaker 1: This is how I like the conversation to go. I've
Speaker 1: got four kids. It's not broken, see you, that's what
Speaker 1: I want. He had things and la la and write
Speaker 1: a report. And then he came out and with crutches
Speaker 1: in his he's putting on a.
Speaker 2: Mini boot piece of ship. This terrible doctor.
Speaker 1: Let's care for Australia is incredible. Let us not forget.
Speaker 1: That was such a good reminder. Even though I can't
Speaker 1: find a GP that bulk bills, but his head's up.
Speaker 1: Just pretend you're broken something, go to the emergency.
Speaker 2: Mash your tooth at a playground.
Speaker 1: Moonboot, moonboot, no word of returning an old one. Well,
Speaker 1: why kind of kid wear a secondhand moon boot?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Okay, I've been through enough. If I've got
Speaker 2: a moon boot on, it's going to be new.
Speaker 1: But how amazing. Anyway, he was beautiful. Then I looked
Speaker 1: at the report uh huh, and it's seed. And then
Speaker 1: I'm just you know, sometimes people lean into and I'm
Speaker 1: going to say, women do this particularly, and that's why
Speaker 1: the world's so safety obsessed now. It's because of a
Speaker 1: lot of women in admin and bureaucracy and running councils.
Speaker 2: Bloody women.
Speaker 1: On the report, it said kicked the ball and felt
Speaker 1: something snap. I can't remember the part of the body
Speaker 1: that snapped. Appeared to be a bulging part of the body,
Speaker 1: but could also have been his mouthguard tucked in his sock.
Speaker 1: Guess what what? It wasn't broken someone, obviously he hurt
Speaker 1: his ankle. Someone looked at his ankle. There was a
Speaker 1: terrible protrusion. Were O, my god.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a bone.
Speaker 1: They thought it was a bone. It was his mouthguard
Speaker 1: under his sock. He still the whole thing.
Speaker 2: He still injured himself.
Speaker 1: He did injure himself, but didn't require that.
Speaker 2: Who ha, Yeah though, who didn't mean to get you
Speaker 2: away from your pineapple?
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't and it probably wasn't necessary for any
Speaker 1: of us to spend our night at the children's hospital.
Speaker 1: But it was great and they were beautiful.
Speaker 2: Having Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Mom, love you mother's respect and love you. It's a
Speaker 1: text from oh from a backweed.
Speaker 2: Yes, Georgia Buckhead, George.
Speaker 1: Thank you for following Hi, Darling.
Speaker 2: Brad took me back to Stocklands this morning to exchange
Speaker 2: PJS etctera. He needs driving lessons with his wheelchair. Just
Speaker 2: arrived home half hour ago. Saw joy Nellen. He has
Speaker 2: his hop on his tongue next Tuesday morning and other
Speaker 2: lesions being cut as well, but it's curable. It's a
Speaker 2: text from classic mum text. We're gone shopping, We've got
Speaker 2: we have got an operation.
Speaker 1: You know. The only bit that I found one mum
Speaker 1: like about that. It ended on a positive mind. It's up.
Speaker 1: You could also have that in things that have never
Speaker 1: been seen.
Speaker 2: It's true when your mother gives you a health update
Speaker 2: on someone and it's good news, you can hear the disappointment.
Speaker 1: I love my mother. I remember this and this is
Speaker 1: purely visual. I'm just telling you this so you get
Speaker 1: a picture of Anne Langbrook. The years ago. There was
Speaker 1: a brother in our congungiation right when we were Jehovah's witnesses.
Speaker 1: Her mum and dad were really good friends with and
Speaker 1: then I came home from school one day and mum
Speaker 1: was waiting in the kitchen. How I've got to make
Speaker 1: up a fake name for him?
Speaker 2: You have to write down a fake name? Yeah, I say.
Speaker 1: No, I have to just say that. She goes. So
Speaker 1: I come home. Mums in the kitchen and in a
Speaker 1: mum's a class sit homes over the mill. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and she goes. But you realize that the hands over
Speaker 1: the mouth is also to hide. Smirk, yes, smirk a smirk.
Speaker 1: And she goes. Alan Wright's got cancer the big sea
Speaker 1: up is and did a thumbs up? Must have been
Speaker 1: say it up is? And she's got a fish hook thumb.
Speaker 1: All of them is a terrible It was a terrible visual.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh he had it. Oh yeah he had it. Yeah
Speaker 1: he got the rough end of the pineapple.
Speaker 2: One more before we go, one more shout out bucket.
Speaker 1: Harry, Oh hello Harry.
Speaker 2: This threw me for six, this one. Remember I mentioned
Speaker 2: a little town. I don't know. Did I say it
Speaker 2: right through me? For six?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But what's that? It's a sports term? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Go on mention the little country town Kundrook. Oh you
Speaker 2: were your grandparents were there many years? Yeah, spent many
Speaker 2: No one's ever heard of it. It's a tiny, tiny
Speaker 2: little place.
Speaker 1: I probably lived there, would have heard of it.
Speaker 2: Well, Harry A Buckhead did he live there? As a
Speaker 2: Kundrook boy? I fell off my chair every time Valvo
Speaker 2: mentioned Kundrook.
Speaker 1: Oh fell off his chair. You got thrown for six
Speaker 1: What a violent little down, what a small old I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Someone knows of Kondrook.
Speaker 1: How many people that live there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Forty, A couple, a couple of thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh what I'm sorry, CBD of Goodroll.
Speaker 1: The Buckup podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and
Speaker 1: him Nath Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
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