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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: That bite sized.

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Speaker 3: It's Harley Breen's in the citio. He's back on the road.

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Speaker 1: He's a professional on this boat. He's regreested his phone.

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Speaker 1: That's not my phone. That's a great start.

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Speaker 4: And I'm glad you're here, would he because we have

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Speaker 4: something to talk about on your phone.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about your show. Yes, relentless like this show. Yes, right,

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Speaker 3: so you're doing the whole you do in the whole country.

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Speaker 3: You're just in Adelaide, so you missed it from your Adelaide,

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Speaker 3: but you're doing Cambric, Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane. And

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Speaker 3: I know last time we spoke to you, and I

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Speaker 3: know this has been a bit of an inspiration for

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Speaker 3: the show. Your your car, your land Cruiser, Yes, got stolen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've already gone on a family trip.

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Speaker 4: We've chosen to drive a drive from the People's Republic

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Speaker 4: of Country Victoria all the.

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Speaker 1: Way up to the mother country of Queensland.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and then once we got across the border, which

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Speaker 4: just had a concrete block across the road with a

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Speaker 4: handwritten sign that just said for access to Queensland, call

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Speaker 4: this number. I'm like Queensland hasn't changed. Good blowcansers just

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Speaker 4: go yeah, no, here you going.

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Speaker 1: I almost cried. I was like, I'm I'm nearly home.

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Speaker 4: And then got into Queensland and the moment I got

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Speaker 4: into Queensland, got a phone call from my friend saying

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Speaker 4: because it was her house I was staying in, Dyalsford

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Speaker 4: said the house.

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Speaker 1: Has been broken into and they've taken your.

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Speaker 4: Truck, which is a nineteen seventy eight toy at Land

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Speaker 4: cris FJ forty.

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Speaker 1: And it was very close to my.

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Speaker 4: Heart because I don't know a lot about cars, but

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Speaker 4: I wanted to drive one of my matchbox cars when

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Speaker 4: I was a child. And when you grow up and

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Speaker 4: you have extra money, this is the way I look

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Speaker 4: at it. My wife goes bills, but you know, extra money,

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Speaker 4: you buy one. And then some reprobates from Ballarat nicked it. Yes,

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Speaker 4: so what was the story?

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Speaker 2: Because we actually we saw it was blowing up on

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Speaker 2: social media. Yes, any people were posting about it. Have

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Speaker 2: you seen have you seen the truck? It was really

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Speaker 2: I'm sure you were touched that so many comedians and

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Speaker 2: people you know were reposting it. We were on air

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Speaker 2: and we were like, if anyone's seen Harley Breen's truck

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Speaker 2: give us.

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Speaker 3: A goal wholes half an hour of gears.

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Speaker 4: It was like, it's the most supportive I've ever been

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Speaker 4: on anything I've put on social media, more than people

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Speaker 4: coming to see my shows, more more than sharing stuff.

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Speaker 1: I got shared by every land cruiser club in the country.

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Speaker 3: I got a message from any When you say there

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Speaker 3: must be three.

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Speaker 1: Quite a few, probably ten too many, you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean.

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Speaker 4: You have one land cruise, but there's factional, it's very

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Speaker 4: it's very fascional. There's a lot of splitters when the

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Speaker 4: land cruiser community. But I got a message from a

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Speaker 4: guy in the pilbra over in w A. And this

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Speaker 4: was like a day after I posted it goes, I've

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Speaker 4: seen your cart. I'm like, oh, yeah, absolutely haven't mate.

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Speaker 4: There's no way that forty two year old car drove

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Speaker 4: across the null board and the person who drove it

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Speaker 4: survived like it overheats.

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Speaker 1: In an hour drive, you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, they.

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Speaker 4: Would have to be loaded to drive that car. It

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Speaker 4: cost like five thousand dollars in fuel.

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Speaker 3: Oh, because it's just guzzlers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it gurgling out. It's like a movie.

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Speaker 2: So you get that so you get that lead, which

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Speaker 2: you think is a bumsteer because it's no way I

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Speaker 2: can get over it.

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Speaker 1: No, it can't be there. And then I got I

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Speaker 1: got a couple of other messages.

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Speaker 4: Then I got a photo sent saying hey, I've seen

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Speaker 4: your car and it was parked in a backstreet in Ballarat.

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Speaker 4: It's all getting very exciting. Yeah, And and the police

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Speaker 4: already said we're pretty sure we know who's taken your car.

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Speaker 4: It's a ship family from Ballarat. All that narrows it

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Speaker 4: down the best of luck with that extensive door knock.

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Speaker 3: So I feel like that with cops. So then they

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Speaker 3: go like, oh, we've got a pretty good idea did it?

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Speaker 3: And You're like, well, can you just tell me.

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Speaker 1: Go and get it there? Yeah exactly, that's not how

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Speaker 1: it works. Well can you tell me where it is

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Speaker 1: because I'll go get it. I've got a spare key.

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Speaker 4: So then like I started posting that that we're getting

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Speaker 4: closer to it, and then the degenerates that took it

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Speaker 4: got a bit nervy, so they sent me a ransom note.

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Speaker 4: Yeah lost, Yeah mate, it's very exciting. Now I'm now

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to find it, you know, a more professional.

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Speaker 2: When we got a song, when we go to a song,

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Speaker 2: let's go to a song and you can get the

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Speaker 2: ransom note, because I really want to hear this thing.

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Speaker 3: This is the ransom note for your land Cruisers from

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Speaker 3: a degenerate family in Ballarat.

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Speaker 1: That's correct.

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Speaker 3: I heard that.

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Speaker 1: You heard that correctly, everybody.

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Speaker 3: Harley Breen's in the studio. You can go and see

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Speaker 3: the brand new shows touring it all over the country.

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Speaker 3: It's called Relentless harleybrend dot com. Don you if you're

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Speaker 3: just joining us, and now this is something I'm sure

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Speaker 3: you go into you more in your show, Harley. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: you had your land Cruises on ninety to seventy four,

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Speaker 3: your favorite car Everdence, stolen from you and then a

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Speaker 3: family in Ballarat are holding it ransom from you and

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Speaker 3: they send you.

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Speaker 1: Well, that was alleged at the stage.

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Speaker 4: I think we should say allege rather than like signal

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Speaker 4: out a whole family.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say it's one bad apple in the you know.

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Speaker 4: And as a father of three children, yeah, but for

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Speaker 4: the grace of God, go I all right, you know

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Speaker 4: one of my three is definitely stealing something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: whose name is Walter? And it's a Germanic name that

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Speaker 4: means warlord. So coming, Yeah, sure, if you're listening in

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Speaker 4: the car, Walter, I love you. So this is the

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Speaker 4: This is the letter than that I received, and I

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Speaker 4: think as a result of how many people were sharing

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Speaker 4: this post, it.

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Speaker 3: Was obviously a massive social media campaign trying to get

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Speaker 3: his car back to you. And he writes you this.

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Speaker 4: Because I was insured, so I was going to get

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Speaker 4: the money. But it's not really about that when you

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Speaker 4: can't when it comes to yeah, seventy eight. Sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 4: it's very specific, the last of the rounded anyway, whatever

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Speaker 4: doesn't happen. This is the ransom. This ain't a scam,

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Speaker 4: This ain't a joke. I know where your car is.

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Speaker 4: If you agree to follow these terms and conditions, you

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Speaker 4: will get it back today in one piece. If I

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Speaker 4: feel that you don't apply or you don't respond within

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Speaker 4: two hours, it will be getting burnt where it is.

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Speaker 4: So obviously I fired back immediately and reply I said, oh,

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Speaker 4: hey there, did you mean comply because you write apply,

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Speaker 4: I'm just a bit confused. Do you want me to

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Speaker 4: apply for the job of getting my car back? Jeez?

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Speaker 1: The voice were right. You are a ship family.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing how confident insurance will make you.

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Speaker 1: But look, it's a good it's a good hawk. Find

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Speaker 1: out if I actually get it back, we have got us.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 1: Unbelievable all right.

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Speaker 3: So if you want to go and see Hawley, the

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Speaker 3: show is called Relentless Harleybreen dot com dot au. He's

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Speaker 3: touring all over the country yet to come, Gold Coast, Melbourne, Sydney,

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Speaker 3: not doing Perth.

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Speaker 1: Can't be too No, I love you Western Australia.

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Speaker 4: We will get there this year. Won't be for that festival.

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Speaker 4: Come later on in the year and you can hear

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Speaker 4: stories about my children, which includes one of them stepping

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Speaker 4: on a rake and putting three holes through his foot

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Speaker 4: a lockdown. So that was fun. It does that like

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Speaker 4: smack back you in the head, like sicho.

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Speaker 3: Through.

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Speaker 1: It turns out that's the real slapstick. Did you so?

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Speaker 3: Did you So?

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Speaker 1: I was too much about the gory details.

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Speaker 2: But I imagine if your foot goes through a rake,

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Speaker 2: you should leave the rake in.

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Speaker 1: That's what I've learned from.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you should absolutely, and now you're just known

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Speaker 4: as rake foot from now on. But I've gone, oh,

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Speaker 4: I've got a parent, so I picked him up and

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Speaker 4: the rake fell out, so that can't be blanked on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it just fell out for you.

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Speaker 3: Lockdown, you lockdown parented three kids.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well let's look to throw around parented too.

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Speaker 2: Can you talk us through the pool party that you

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Speaker 2: hosted for one of your kids.

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Speaker 4: I did have a pool party at my house. You've

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Speaker 4: been you've been stalking me. Yeah, we had a pool pad.

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Speaker 4: We invited everyone to a pool party, and I loved

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Speaker 4: the look on the faces as all the parents entered

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Speaker 4: our backyard at the time, which was a completely concret backyard.

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Speaker 4: Three twenty dollars blow up pools in the backyard, sticky.

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Speaker 4: There's nothing better than combining toddlers, water and concrete.

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Speaker 1: It's fun for everybody. I can go wrong, Actually clear

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Speaker 1: he went wrong.

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Speaker 3: Harleybreen's during Relentless set them all over the country. Harleybreen

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Speaker 3: dot com dot you mate, it's always a pleasure to

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Speaker 3: see you.

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Speaker 1: Love you boys.

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Speaker 3: Great to see you back on the road as well.

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Speaker 3: Make congratulations throw to all the comedians out. There's bloody

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Speaker 3: great to see all them out. Theyre go and support them, guys.

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Speaker 3: They're back doing what they do best. Go and have

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Speaker 3: a laugh.

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Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast, just

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