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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody. Wello buddy, get your home.

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Speaker 1: On a Tuesday, syintolating times here woulds. We started out well,

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Speaker 1: we are discount anti aging wrinkled cream, to various trades

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Speaker 1: involving a storm, triverer out for to see kayaker, billiard table,

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Speaker 1: and so many other things. Yesterday on the show we

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Speaker 1: ended up at I think the worst trade we've made

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Speaker 1: so far certainly the most entertaining. Have a listener.

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Speaker 2: I've got to goat at home. Story is, mate, I

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Speaker 2: get home and I'll find a goat in my backyard.

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Speaker 2: A couple of hours my mate called me and so

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Speaker 2: happy birthday. So I'm going to go. I got to

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Speaker 2: get this got out of Adam.

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Speaker 1: We're taking the goat. Everybody else out there.

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Speaker 3: We've got a goat on the table tomorrow. We've got

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Speaker 3: to get from a coach on a boat by Friday. God,

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Speaker 3: we've made some bad trades.

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Speaker 4: And Gary the goat is an absolute treat, lovely bloke. Well,

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Speaker 4: we had a great hangout with Gazat this afternoon, and

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Speaker 4: there he is. And as you as you said yesterday,

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Speaker 4: Will Bart, that goat is open for trade today.

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Speaker 1: It's on the table. Wards the goat's on the table,

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Speaker 1: alive and on the table now, of course it is.

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Speaker 1: It's a live, beautiful goat that you got to just go.

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Speaker 1: It's a gorgeous, gorgeous goat and you can get your

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Speaker 1: hands on that goat if you'd like to trade from

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Speaker 1: the goat for the goat. Today from five o'clock, we've

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Speaker 1: got three more days to get a yacht.

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Speaker 2: Everybody.

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Speaker 1: It's long word, wrong place. Coming up a little bit

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Speaker 1: later on this hour. We've moved it to a much

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Speaker 1: more kid friendly space. It's a bit naughty as a

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Speaker 1: kid friendly, I mean less kids in cars. That's something

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Speaker 1: just four five. But there's lots of other things we've

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Speaker 1: got to cover in the news words. Okay, So I

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Speaker 1: thought you'd find this story a little bit interesting and

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Speaker 1: a first story here is about Prince Philip.

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Speaker 3: I'll let me freggant car, il me freggan car tas later.

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Speaker 1: I'm still driving, baby, I'm still driving. Super controversial that

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Speaker 1: last week, if you just catching out with a nis,

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Speaker 1: Prince Philip was involved in a car crash which I

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Speaker 1: believe was it wasn't the Jaguar.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't the Jaguar. Charles as the Jaguar. Charles as

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Speaker 5: a Jaguar. Philip obs for and drover simple and drover

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Speaker 5: my son, Charles. He drives a Charles can I.

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Speaker 1: I've flipped the rover. Give me the yes of the

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Speaker 1: one in blue. So he's flipped his car.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The woman who is in the crash broke her wrist,

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Speaker 1: and I'm reading a lot of people saying that they're

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Speaker 1: with the Royal response, and she thinks there's been a

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Speaker 1: disproportionate amount of legality applied to the Royals. And here's

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Speaker 1: think articulating quite well how she feels.

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Speaker 7: It needs to be decision as to whether Prince Philip

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Speaker 7: and I are from the same walk of life here

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Speaker 7: or not. I'm very worried that I haven't been asked

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Speaker 7: for a statement from the police. It just highly insensitive.

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Speaker 1: No statement from the police, but I thought we'd get

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Speaker 1: a quick statement from Prince Philip now just how of course,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of bloody.

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Speaker 4: Bloody Royal.

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Speaker 1: Give me a new Landrover, give me what I want

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Speaker 1: to play rive. Give her a thousand quick, give me

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Speaker 6: Now that all seriously, I agree with the I agree.

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Speaker 4: I agree with the woman that the fact that he

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Speaker 1: He drove without a seat belt?

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Speaker 6: Did he drive without a seat belt?

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Speaker 1: Drive his Landrovo?

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 1: Drover. Yeah, that's not on. I tell you what's not on?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: What's you? And I absolute? So it's slaves here. And

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Speaker 1: for those of you that you don't know about the

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and I'd say we're trawling without nets.

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Speaker 1: You know why's that?

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, trolling with a net would assume we

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Speaker 4: give up the sage. We can just throwing it in

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Speaker 4: there and the fish come to us. We are individually

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Speaker 1: That's alestually a lot better than I expected. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're line fishing.

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Speaker 1: So in this process we come across the phenomenon which

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Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of you guys do when you're

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Speaker 1: looking at the news where it's on your phone, on

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Speaker 1: the train home or however it is. But clickbait is

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Speaker 1: just tough to work your way around, and you've got

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Speaker 1: to get good at spotting clickbait.

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Speaker 6: I get caught every time you get me.

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Speaker 1: You always can get me. Now, what I'm want to

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Speaker 1: I was pleasantly surprised, but also I had my pants

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Speaker 1: pulled down by news dot com dot you. Okay, they're

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Speaker 1: they're they're good, They're there, they're the best. I almost

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Speaker 1: think there's a separate team that just write clickbait.

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Speaker 4: They also have a room of employees that just they

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Speaker 4: walk into the room and they just say half the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think. I think that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: Are you being serious?

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Speaker 4: They call it the cage. Really, you throw a bit

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Speaker 4: of bait in the cage, That's what they referred to it.

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Speaker 1: As you see. How do you people have a nibble? Really? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I worked there for a number of years, Jackie. Right,

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Speaker 1: So what I'm going to do right now is I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna throw you some click bait, Okay, because this is

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Speaker 1: one I got done by. Okay, this is a little

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Speaker 1: while ago. This is a news dot com story. This

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Speaker 1: is about the project. Yeah, and I always they write

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Speaker 4: They make the project seem really controversial every time, and

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Speaker 4: then it's you look at the video and it's joky.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're always good mates. This one's about Pete Helly.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I met Pete Heller a couple

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Speaker 6: He's a lovely bloke, lovely guy.

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Speaker 1: But I always seem to think whenever I read a

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Speaker 1: clickbait article about Pete Heller that just this absolute really stubborns.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's always Pricey, he is always going head to head.

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Speaker 1: So this is exactly So this one was not about Pricey,

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Speaker 1: but the headline was. The headline read Steve Hellier storms off.

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Speaker 4: Set Steve Hellier, Steve Hellier, Who the hell is Steve

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Speaker 4: Hellier Confused Steve Price and Petelier.

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Speaker 6: First thing is to know is Steve how Petelly's brother's

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Speaker 1: So the headline was Pete Hellier storms off set This

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Speaker 1: was the actual video. Respectfully, I had this discussion better

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Speaker 1: it rings true, though I reckon Booze shut up. Quite funny.

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Speaker 6: That was the storm off jovial Oh nay. So the

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Speaker 1: Brilliant, I mean like well written well with the guys

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Speaker 1: I got another one with this in mind, and this

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Speaker 1: is another example of clickbait. Uh and the headline just

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Speaker 1: read what was it? Ah, I'm trying to find that.

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Speaker 1: Sorry woods talking about yourself.

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Speaker 6: You mean, just talk to myself. You probably don't want that.

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Speaker 1: It was it was Australian Open Star implodes yep yep

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Speaker 1: in worst whereas it livid Open Star absolutely snaps yep.

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Speaker 1: So I read that and I was like wow. But

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Speaker 1: they're right good clickbait. Now have I got another Pete

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Speaker 1: Hellier storm off here? This is the Spanish bloke that

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Speaker 4: He had a really bad controversial call. He was two

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Speaker 1: He screamed at the chair.

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Speaker 2: Bo I know.

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Speaker 1: So I think that the livid open Star absolutely snaps

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Speaker 4: Yeah they had They could have gone he I've never

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Speaker 4: seen someone go so Banana's after How good was that match?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah yeah. So look, what I want to do

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Speaker 1: because I think it's really hard to write good clickbait.

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Speaker 1: But what I thought i'd do on air right now

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Speaker 1: the radio. Okay, so we'll take the calls up next time,

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Speaker 1: explaining a little bit more up next. But thirty one

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Speaker 6: So you've got to give the headline to your story,

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Speaker 6: and then we choose whether we.

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Speaker 1: Click or not. So let's say I went to the

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Speaker 1: cataclysmic accident as a result of poor accuracy in the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not bad, not bad. Now I'm interested. Now

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Speaker 1: you're I'm interested. So thirty one and six five a

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear how good we can get at this,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think it's that hard. I think we

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Speaker 1: you can do some live clickbait for us on the radio,

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Speaker 1: Nate's given us a call on thirty one oh sixty five, Nate,

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Speaker 1: what have you got for us?

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Speaker 2: An employee of over thirty years absolutely loses it.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, I'm definitely watching.

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Speaker 4: That, and I want to hear about how the employee

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Speaker 4: lost it. Yeah, we're clicking, mate, we're clicking.

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Speaker 1: What happened? What happened?

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Speaker 2: Oh, Cheryl couldn't find a pin.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly what I'm talking about. I feel so silly,

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Speaker 1: I know, and you feel silly every time panther, So

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Speaker 1: just any basic thing from your life which you would

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Speaker 1: like to try, which you guys would like to click

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Speaker 1: bait for us where we're here, where they're thinking you

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Speaker 1: woulds you reckon? You've got one?

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Speaker 4: Well, I definitely have my mind and epic story though,

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Speaker 4: so I think I've misread the misread, but we're going

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Speaker 4: to it's not clickbait? Well, how was into this? Worst

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Speaker 4: thing possible happens when naked on the balcony.

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Speaker 1: I'm definitely looking you want to know?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, so I'm neude.

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Speaker 1: On my balconies. There's actually a good story. Well it's

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Speaker 2: Clickbait? Twenty three year old woman leaves four month old baby.

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Speaker 1: This is this morning. So what was your click he all?

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Speaker 6: The song that was playing was this one.

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Speaker 1: I like the way you work.

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Speaker 4: Bag it.

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Speaker 6: Door swung open.

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Speaker 6: To back it up? And I was backing it up.

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Speaker 1: It's a great story. That's a great story, Holly.

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Speaker 1: hear it. There's some rippers out there. We are trading

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Speaker 8: It was my daughter. She for school and she told

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Speaker 8: I accidentally asked my dad to buy me lesbian bread

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter, she asked me. She told me he

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Speaker 1: No beautiful stuff. Thanks the killer, look, thanks for all

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Speaker 1: go straight to stan start just binge watching Marvel movie

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Speaker 1: in my room, genius. So every time, every time no,

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00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 1: it's me in my room, exactly the same scenario. I'd

441
00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:12,880
Speaker 1: be like, oh no, not the room. I can't imagine

442
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 1: much worse than the room. Get there, whip open the

443
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:20,399
Speaker 1: secret draw. Bob's your uncle, Siah's your auntie, and your

444
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: sister's going to China. It was amazing. I had a

445
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: full lego stash in.

446
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 6: There hours alone.

447
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 1: And I kept this up for three to four years,

448
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 1: where they thought that the biggest that the things they

449
00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 1: were hurting me with most was sending to me our room.

450
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: But I was just sending me to paradise. I used

451
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Speaker 1: to and I've still got this. And it's a it's

452
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,560
Speaker 1: a it's a cross that I bear.

453
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 6: I quite enjoy pain.

454
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, mind, and this is going to come up on

455
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: the show, but yeah, you are stop right there. You

456
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: are a bit of a masochist.

457
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,920
Speaker 4: It's a bit and only only on myself. Like I

458
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 4: don't like infl I don't, I don't know. Wow, that's intense.

459
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 4: I don't like inflicting patter and other people, but I

460
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,359
Speaker 4: quite enjoy.

461
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 1: You realize that you like getting hit.

462
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Speaker 4: And look, it's taken me a long time to accept

463
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 4: this and a number of sessions with my therapist, but

464
00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 4: I think I was. I think part of the reason

465
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 4: I was such a mischievous child because you.

466
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,639
Speaker 1: Like to get expected, do you know how crook This

467
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: sounds a little while, but I.

468
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:16,880
Speaker 6: Matter the time.

469
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:19,280
Speaker 4: At the time, it wasn't a thought that went through.

470
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 4: It was obviously subconscious, and I love my parents, and

471
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,800
Speaker 4: my parents would never it was.

472
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: A subconscious enjoyment. So is there any image you have

473
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Speaker 1: in your mind of little Woody just gritting his teeth

474
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:32,399
Speaker 1: after it gets one fant going hit me again?

475
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:32,920
Speaker 11: Well?

476
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:37,719
Speaker 4: Or just like what can I do else bad? I'm

477
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 4: saying now this is the first time said out lad

478
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 4: in public. I mean the therapist took a long a

479
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 4: number of sessions together. It's a great stuff.

480
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: You're struggling about that, But look, it might be in

481
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 1: your relationship, your partner might punish you in some way

482
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,679
Speaker 1: that you've actually been hiding from them, that the punishment's

483
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 1: not that bad and you actually enjoy it. It might

484
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: have been when you were a kid as well. But

485
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,600
Speaker 1: is there or was there a punishment that you genuinely

486
00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 1: enjoy it. We'll take the case up next to will

487
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 1: the would. I don't be an obscure topic here, but

488
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: I was sent to bed. I was sent to bed

489
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: the other night by my girlfriend, but she chose to

490
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,159
Speaker 1: sleep in the opposite bedroom because I was in so

491
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 1: much trouble. We had a fight. What she doesn't know

492
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 1: is that I absolutely love getting sent to bed by

493
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,200
Speaker 1: myself because I get to use the whole bed, and

494
00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 1: I get to binge watch things on stand which I

495
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: normally wouldn't get to watch while she was in the bed.

496
00:25:23,119 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: So I watched Infinity War at least seven times outstanding.

497
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 4: As with this guy's Deilier, the funny thing is that

498
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 4: she's in the spare room, probably uncomfortable, going Oh.

499
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 6: He's angry in there.

500
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 4: I'm really this is a hard lesson, but I've done

501
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,880
Speaker 4: a hold of Meanwhile, you're fist pumping to fans.

502
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,840
Speaker 1: Captain America has just swadded someone in the face with

503
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: his shield. It's great stuff. Yeah, but third mine of six?

504
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 1: Five is the number here? Do you have to pretend

505
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: to hate a punishment? Or have you in the past?

506
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: Obviously you do that well, play you can. When I

507
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 1: walk out of the bedroom, I get the eye drops out.

508
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 1: You know, God, it was tough in there last night.

509
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:16,000
Speaker 1: I was cold, I was lonely. Yep, michell, hello, you

510
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,320
Speaker 1: pretend to hate a punishment?

511
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 2: I do.

512
00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 8: My mother in law she normally rings me fifty times

513
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 8: a day because she's got nothing else better to do.

514
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,879
Speaker 8: But when she gets upset with me, she gives me

515
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 8: the cold shoulder and doesn't talk to me, and I

516
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 8: get so much done in a day.

517
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 6: So how long does it take for her to come

518
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 6: back and start texting you again.

519
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 8: The longest it's been was two weeks and it was amazing.

520
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 2: I got so much done.

521
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 1: Amazing stuff. Thanks the cover shell. Now, my favorite thing

522
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: on this show is when things come out about your

523
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 1: life body that wouldn't normally come out. Can we just

524
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: circle back, ever so briefly on the fact as long

525
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: as it's that you've only recently discovered that you are masochistic,

526
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: which means that you derive pleasure from pain.

527
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 4: You don't associate myself with masochism, and I will never

528
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,160
Speaker 4: associate myself with masochism.

529
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: But you derive measure. You derive pleasure.

530
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,000
Speaker 4: I don't like the word pleasure because I think it

531
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 4: has connotations and something that I don't approve.

532
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: You enjoy pain, Yes, you enjoy pain, Yes, and you've

533
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: only recently realized we think maybe during a recession. Yes,

534
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 1: that you used to do naughty things as a child

535
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: because you enjoyed it. I think I think the.

536
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 6: Root of my mischievousness was because you enjoy getting paid.

537
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: Training for a goat. It's too weird. We're training for

538
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 1: a goat. When you get the time has arrived. The

539
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,760
Speaker 1: time has arrived. We're swapping our way to a yacht.

540
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,880
Speaker 1: It has to be this Friday. That's the time we've

541
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: put in ourselves. That's the limit, that's the goal. And

542
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,560
Speaker 1: today we have a goat to trade with. We bought

543
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: a ship gifting. We got a good gift.

544
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,720
Speaker 6: We put the next gift in and we.

545
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,919
Speaker 1: Trade it all about.

546
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 4: We do the swoppy yardie and we turn around hopefully

547
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 4: we get a yacht.

548
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,960
Speaker 6: Phenomenal trade. Yesterday we had a nerf gun, a measly

549
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,399
Speaker 6: nerf gun, and.

550
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 1: Then so I had four cylinders. It did have four chambers.

551
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 4: And I've actually spoken to our bosses, our boss who

552
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,159
Speaker 4: informed that his son told him that.

553
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: Four chambers is pretty impressive.

554
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

555
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 4: Anyway, we were still lucky to receive a call from

556
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 4: a man called Adam, who offered up the goat.

557
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 2: I got this coat at home.

558
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 11: The story is, Mate, I get home and I'll find.

559
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: A goat in my backyard. A couple of hours at

560
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: my mate calls me and he said, happy birthday. So

561
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 2: I've got to go. I got to get this goat

562
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 2: out of my house.

563
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 1: Adam, we're taking the goat.

564
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 3: Everybody else out there. We've got a goat on the

565
00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: table tomorrow. We've got to get from a goat to

566
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 3: a boat by Friday.

567
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: We've made some bad trades.

568
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 6: Had a splendid afternoon with Gary the goat, didn't we

569
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 6: will lovely bloke.

570
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 1: Lovely bloke he really is. He's a beautiful looking goat,

571
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: gorgeous breed, sort of a bit of a Technicolor dream

572
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: coat on him. He's not your standard beije or pale goat,

573
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:25,840
Speaker 1: but he beautiful temperament. There is beautiful temperament. You can

574
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,479
Speaker 1: go and see a sneak peak of him on our instagram,

575
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: Will and wood If you want to go and check

576
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: out a shot of.

577
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 4: Gary, it's on the story And a bigger video is

578
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 4: on its way on our Instagram. So if you do

579
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 4: want to see the bigger video, Will and Woody and

580
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 4: it'll be up there shortly.

581
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 1: But let's get down to brass tacks, of course. Today's Tuesday, guys,

582
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: Today's Tuesday. We've told you we gave ourselves two weeks

583
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,760
Speaker 1: to get the yacht. That's this Friday. We need to

584
00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:49,080
Speaker 1: get to a yacht. So we have to get from

585
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: a goat to a boat in three days. Three days.

586
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: Now's the time. If you're hiding, if you're in the woodwork,

587
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: if you're out there somewhere, and you listening to this

588
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: segment passively waiting for the moment where we got an

589
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: item which was good enough for you to trade with,

590
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: to step us firmly on the way to a boat.

591
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: Now's the time to come forward.

592
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, lift up the conch and blowing it.

593
00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 1: Blow away my friends, and then get a phone and

594
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: call us if you've got a car. Yeah. Well, we

595
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,400
Speaker 1: need to take some positive steps forwards, mate, and people

596
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: need to know this goat is amazing.

597
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 6: It will change your life. It'll honestly change a.

598
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: Life changing goat depends, doesn't matter what you want to

599
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: do with it.

600
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 6: I'm sad.

601
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 4: I'm actually sad that we have to give away Gary

602
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 4: after only twenty four incredibly sad.

603
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,520
Speaker 1: We're obviously going to make a mint cheese out of him,

604
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: and the time we've got with him before we go trading,

605
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 1: we'll go chee to kill. I'm misunderstood. We're just going

606
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:45,640
Speaker 1: to milk him. Yeah, we're going to make milk.

607
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 4: Him this afternoon, and I can't wait for goats cheese

608
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 4: on toast tonight. Gary's cheez. We're getting sidetracked. Thirteen one

609
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 4: oh sixty five is the number. I cannot stress how

610
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 4: good this goat is. If you want the goat, you

611
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 4: want the goat. We have to make a trade up

612
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,760
Speaker 4: near gotta happen. So just offer us something, yes, and

613
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 4: the goat could be yours.

614
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 1: And just shoot for this guy here. It doesn't matter

615
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: what you've got. I mean, we traded a goddamn storm

616
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: trip outfit for a kayak m and that was great.

617
00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: That was a great day, and so anything's on the

618
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: table here, guys. We've got to go. Thirteen one oh

619
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: six five's the phone number. Up next, we make our

620
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: third and final, our third last trade before we get

621
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: to the yacht. So we've got to be moving forward

622
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: here woods fingers crossed Australia. Give us a bloody hand.

623
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: Let's make a move towards that boat right up next

624
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,479
Speaker 1: on with the winding, bloody exciting times here, guys who

625
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: are going ourselves two weeks to trade our way to

626
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 1: swap our way all the way up to a yacht.

627
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 1: We bought a ship gift in, we got a good

628
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: gift out. We put the next gift in.

629
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 2: And we trade it all about.

630
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:53,960
Speaker 4: We do the swappy yachty and we turn around hopefully we.

631
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: Can yacht now. The Swappy Yachtie started out with a

632
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: discounted anti aging wrinkled cream woods.

633
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 6: It's been it's been outstanding business and I imagine an

634
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 6: absolute treat for all of you to watch the business

635
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 6: live as we have traded up to currently a live goat.

636
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: I believe the guy who wrote The Barefoot Investor has

637
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: been so impressed that he wants to co write a

638
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: book with us about this afterwards, just in terms of

639
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: how to trade.

640
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 4: Terry Pepper, I think his name is getting a lot

641
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 4: of shakes outside, Scott Pepper.

642
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,440
Speaker 1: Scott Pepper. So we have a go We've got to goat.

643
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: We have a go We've got to goat. And now

644
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,480
Speaker 1: you were just telling me before that some of the

645
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: great uses of a goat. If you're sitting there and

646
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: you're kind of on the on the fence, it's like,

647
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 1: whether or not you need to goat? Talk to me,

648
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 1: what what's the god good for you?

649
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 6: Put it outside? It keeps your lawn even entirely.

650
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: The goat eats weeds, it does it kills your weeds.

651
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: Here's an example for you. It's the morning.

652
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 4: Gee, my bread looks a bit dry. Oh, I know,

653
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 4: I'll duck outside milk. Gary put a bit of goat

654
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 4: cheese on my bread. Nothing, that's all you need to hear.

655
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: I've got it is a male goat. I should stress.

656
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: But if you're to see in front of the get

657
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 1: on Instagram, he is there. He's a real goat. This

658
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: is the real deal. People. We got three days from

659
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 1: to go from and go to a boat. So it's

660
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: start throwing down some cash.

661
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 6: Joshi, what do you want to offer us?

662
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: Josh?

663
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 2: All right, So I've got myself a ninety eight Holden

664
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: ret Commodore with no back seats.

665
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 6: Oh, the Commodore. The Commodore, What a commodore.

666
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,440
Speaker 2: I've got a little bit of a problem though in

667
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: the I called that before to kind of find out

668
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 2: if it was all right. And it's fine, but we've

669
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: just stand down that.

670
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,320
Speaker 11: The engine's gonna blown head gasket and the mote it

671
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 11: doesn't work very well either.

672
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:43,920
Speaker 10: Yeah.

673
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 6: So it's an immobile car.

674
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 2: Oh, it still drives, but you get defected.

675
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: You what does that mean?

676
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 2: Defected? You know, like they won't register it. But it's

677
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,600
Speaker 2: still you know, it's.

678
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: Still a cart. They won't register the car. We didn't

679
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 1: fix the engine, okay, but it's still a car.

680
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 2: The yacht with it, I suppose that nobody can sit

681
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 2: in the back.

682
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: Have you trade the car for something else before we

683
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: get to the So look long, it's a car. You're

684
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,160
Speaker 1: offering as a car? Jo a car for a boat,

685
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: calf for a goat. I should say, not bad.

686
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,479
Speaker 6: Yeah, hold the line, Josh, I reckon. That's okay.

687
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 1: We got Louise here. Now, Louise, what would.

688
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 9: You like to offer us an orange motor scooter?

689
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: It has been registered, it's not registered now.

690
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:25,120
Speaker 9: But it doesn't work.

691
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 6: Sorry did you say, but it doesn't it doesn't work?

692
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 6: Or it does work?

693
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't work. So I guess you could put

694
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 2: it on the yacht and get on it.

695
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 9: I guess we could do do what damn it, Louise,

696
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:45,280
Speaker 9: an extra seat, extra person on the motor scooter.

697
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 6: Stop there, Louise, are you trying to sell us a

698
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,439
Speaker 6: scooter as a seat.

699
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 2: Well, well, there is a use for it at least.

700
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:55,839
Speaker 1: I don't mind. I like the ambition. I like them.

701
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 6: Your salesmanship is very good.

702
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure if I'm after a scoo. She

703
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,799
Speaker 1: was a great it was very very good salesperson there,

704
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:04,479
Speaker 1: very good lak. She had me all the way until

705
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 1: she told me it didn't work. We've got a car

706
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: that can't be registered as good as it doesn't work.

707
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: Big steps if we land a fish like this from

708
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: the goat, mate, when we're kicking goals here.

709
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 4: Okay, we've got Jason here. I'm hoping something special for

710
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 4: the end here, Jason, what do you want to offer us?

711
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: Jason, I've got a quad bike? Oh? Je, where's there?

712
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: Here we go? Now? Does the quady go?

713
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 2: H It hasn't been written in about a year, but

714
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,719
Speaker 2: it one going.

715
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: It just needs a new battery, needs a battery. Okay,

716
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: so the engine, the engine ry perfectly fine. Okay, My

717
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: next question is Jason. Look, you know I hate to

718
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 1: be the grandma of the group here, but qua quad

719
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:44,720
Speaker 1: bikes can be quite dangerous. They are known to flip

720
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 1: at times.

721
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 6: We're too mature, gents, though, Have you ever had an

722
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,240
Speaker 6: accident on the quaddy?

723
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 10: No?

724
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 2: Never, never had an accident.

725
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 6: That's enough for me. Sounds buddy safe.

726
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: If you ask me, we're not asking you. Okay, Well,

727
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: it's a it's a consider to take in woods.

728
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: Like.

729
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:03,040
Speaker 1: I mean, all I'm saying is if we're going if

730
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: we're trading ahead and we're shopping around a quad bike, okay, okay,

731
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: like people are going to go to themselves. I don't

732
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: want the quad bike because Jason, can you just be

733
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 1: square with me here? Mate? Does it only need a battery? Like,

734
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: be honest, we're not going to get it with three

735
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:24,240
Speaker 1: tires on or something. Who's out in the background. Second,

736
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: it's a ruse and you genuinely and you want the goat, Yeah,

737
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:32,919
Speaker 1: of course you want to go. You want to carry

738
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: the gut.

739
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 4: Okay, look, I'm going to say, I hope you don't mind.

740
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 4: Jason's going to talk in my business partner briefly, give

741
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 4: us a second. I think the scooter's out.

742
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 1: The question is is the like, how much is a

743
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: quad bike battery? Sorry, Jason, how much is a quad

744
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: bike battery? Thirty five dollars?

745
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll put it in before you get it.

746
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,319
Speaker 1: You put the battery in the quad bike and get

747
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: her running before hand. You've got yourself a deal.

748
00:37:01,840 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

749
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 1: Negotiating, you've got to Jason. Jason, he's a great fellow.

750
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: You can't milk him. But gee, whizzy's good company and

751
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: you'll elate those weeds of yours. And mate, we'll put

752
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: you in touch with the producers. But woods, you and

753
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: I have a quad bike.

754
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 6: We've got a quad bike and he's putting the battery in.

755
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: It's going to be fully operational. Epic. We've got a

756
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,239
Speaker 1: fully operational quad bike.

757
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 4: Count you'll see this tomorrow, just cruising around the streets

758
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 4: on the quaddy throwing eye.

759
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: You can't get that's illegal, Bud. You can't drive a

760
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: COURD bike on the streets, is that right? We would

761
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 1: need to be registered. It's bloody hell.

762
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 6: We've got a qrd bike.

763
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 1: Well, if you go to like a paddic or something,

764
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: you can drive it around all right.

765
00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 6: Well if you're driving near a paddock and you see

766
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 6: a couple of hollers.

767
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: Tearing across it, Wow, this is so exciting. We've gone

768
00:37:56,280 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: from discant to anti agy wrinkle cream to a quad bike.

769
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: This is nothing. This is huge, the bloody barefoot investment.

770
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 4: Like he's going to call us and want to do

771
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 4: a co row Scotty Scotty peperer call us anytime.

772
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll do some business with it. We'll do it.

773
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: We were bloody if everybody else out there, the Steakes

774
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: just got lifted.

775
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, a quad bike, a working quad bike gone to

776
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,440
Speaker 6: be off.

777
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: Farm, animal to farm, operational machinery. We've got a quad bike. Yeah,

778
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: this is amazing and tomorrow from five quad bike could

779
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 1: be yours. Yeah.

780
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 4: Actually, then if you get in touch with this over

781
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 4: the next twenty four hours, if you've got like a

782
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 4: paddic where we can go quatting, yeah, it'd be good

783
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,280
Speaker 4: because then we can quite around your paddick.

784
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: Then we can use it for thirty six five and

785
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,800
Speaker 1: number of tomorrow guys orhit is that willam Woody Instagram,

786
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: Will and whiy Facebook. I believe there is still going

787
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: to be some stuff that goes up there of Gary

788
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: the Goat, which is well worth watching. But with the

789
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: quad bike in our hands, we stride forward to glory mate.

790
00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:49,799
Speaker 1: Three days until we've got to get the boat. And wow,

791
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: I think we're a step closer. Today Today was success

792
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 1: time for the travy here and Will the wood Woods.

793
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 1: You've told me you had an incident over the break

794
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: and you, by the way, have kept this story from

795
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: me for what must be a month now.

796
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 6: I think I'm finally ready to talk about Okay.

797
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: So it involves one of the guys from Peaking Duck.

798
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: I love really, honestly, genuinely great guys. We had a

799
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: great time with them in the arias recently.

800
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:20,439
Speaker 4: Amazing performers, but even on a personal level, I feel

801
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,839
Speaker 4: like where we're buds with them now.

802
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: I'd happily say good air to them if I saw

803
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: them out. Yeah, I mean it's this had better serious

804
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: And that.

805
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 4: Goes now, that goes straight into the to the story

806
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 4: that I tell you saw what you saw one of them.

807
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 4: I'm in New Zealand and I was at Cathedral Cove

808
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,239
Speaker 4: and I was walking out of Cathedral Cove and.

809
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 6: It was one of those surreal moments where I was like,

810
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 6: this is a holiday spot?

811
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 4: Is this a Cathedral Coves? A beautiful place in New Zealand,

812
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 4: Curramandel Pininsular. I couldn't recommend it high yeah, but like

813
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 4: that going yeah, asked the question.

814
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: Is it a holiday spot? Is it a restaurant? When

815
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,680
Speaker 1: you said Cathedral Cove, oh, sorry to the beach, Okay,

816
00:39:56,080 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: it's a cove, I thought that was no. But so

817
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 1: I'm in New Zealand.

818
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,239
Speaker 4: I'm walking out, and again, like I said, it's a

819
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: bit of a surreal moment when I looked up the

820
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 4: stairs and I was like, oh my god, Oh my god,

821
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,399
Speaker 4: that's Ruben from Peaking Duck. That's Ruben from Peaking Duck.

822
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 4: And then I had the second moment of I'm totally

823
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 4: buds with him. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna go and

824
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:18,399
Speaker 4: say good out to Ruben and have a chat.

825
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 8: Right.

826
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 1: So I was like, and if I mean, if I

827
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: hadn't met Ruben, he you know he you'd be able

828
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: to pick him out absolutely, like his hairstyle, quite recognizable

829
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: and quite zany. Yes, yes, indeed.

830
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 4: So he was there with his with his beautiful girlfriend,

831
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:35,200
Speaker 4: and I saw him and I was like, beautiful, I've

832
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 4: Reuben Reben and he's shook him a little bit and

833
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 4: he looked up and he was like, oh woody, how

834
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 4: are you mate? So we we we said good ay,

835
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 4: and handshake went really well. And I met his girlfriend.

836
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,319
Speaker 4: And this is where it got bad because the girl

837
00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 4: I was with Robbo. I introduced him to Robbo. Yeah,

838
00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 4: that went fine, and then I introduced her to him

839
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 4: his girlfriend. This is where the story gets bad. It's

840
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,479
Speaker 4: going so well, I'm so happy for you. I'm happy

841
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 4: for us. It's smoothly man, Ruben. Wait, they're laughing, having

842
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 4: great time. But then Robbo, my friend, goes to interact

843
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,879
Speaker 4: with his girlfriend. She went with a handshake. First Robbo did.

844
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 4: Ruben's girlfriend wasn't keen on the handshake, and sort of

845
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,240
Speaker 4: almost she went I think she was going for anything.

846
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 1: She tried to go go one.

847
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 4: She was, she was going the hug, and then Robbo

848
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 4: anticipated the hug, dropped the hand, and then Ruben's girlfriend

849
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 4: brought out the hand.

850
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: And then what ended up happening is this weird.

851
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 4: They just sort of like bumped into each other. Hands

852
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 4: were everywhere, her hands, hands were flying everywhere. There was

853
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 4: like a fist bump in there, half a handshake and

854
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 4: borderline a head butt, and me and Ruben are chatting,

855
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 4: and we both just watched it like like it's the

856
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,879
Speaker 4: are you just think we have ever seen in our lives.

857
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 4: So I felt like I was watching one of those

858
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:07,840
Speaker 4: animal documentaries where I was like, what what is that?

859
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 4: But then I didn't want to bring it up beause

860
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 4: I didn't want to embarrassed Reuben's girlfriend, So I sort

861
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,840
Speaker 4: of ignored the fact that it was incredibly awkward, and

862
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,240
Speaker 4: just went on with my conversation.

863
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 1: Neither of you went geez, that was the worst greeting

864
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,560
Speaker 1: I've ever seen. She didn't mention it, didn't mention it.

865
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 1: Were they rattled afterwards? I don't.

866
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,240
Speaker 6: I was rattled.

867
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 4: I was like, that was the most awkward thing I've

868
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 4: ever seen, and now no one's mentioned it, and now

869
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 4: it's more awkward.

870
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 6: Anyway, we walked away.

871
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 4: An hour later, I saw Reuben again at a bar,

872
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 4: so like, there's a walk and anyway, there's a bar there,

873
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 4: and I was like, great seeing Ruben. Ruben goes, what

874
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 4: do you mate here? You're going good to see you again,

875
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 4: sits down. He then has a small interaction with his girlfriend.

876
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 4: All of a sudden they leave, And now I'm thinking,

877
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:50,800
Speaker 4: I'm thinking that the reason they've left is because she

878
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 4: doesn't want to handle the awkwardness again that she had

879
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 4: with my friend.

880
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 6: I'm probably over I'm probably over there.

881
00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: They had a weird handshakes splashed hard moment they happen

882
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:04,800
Speaker 1: every day over the weirdest one I've ever seen. It

883
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: was weird wind can I just did their torsos collide?

884
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 4: I think there may have been a brush of torso

885
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 4: one of them almost fell over like it was. It

886
00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 4: was weird anyway, I would like to know. Thirteen one

887
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 4: oh six five is our number. I think this is

888
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 4: the most awkward greeting that has ever occurred, but I

889
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 4: would love to hear about other awkward greetings. It doesn't

890
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 4: have first up, first meeting, doesn't have to be physical

891
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 4: like mine. Maybe it was something you said when you

892
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 4: were meeting your in laws or something. The numbers thirteen

893
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 4: one oh sixty five. I think the only one that

894
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 4: could come close to beating it was a panel up

895
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:38,920
Speaker 4: Mady car It is.

896
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: Just this eclipsed everything I've ever known.

897
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 4: He's a big fan of Jared Leto. You'd know him

898
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 4: from Dallas Buyers Club. He's the joker and suicide squad.

899
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 4: He came into the studio and Maddie, a button pusher,

900
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 4: didn't know that. Jared Leto's a germaphobe, so he doesn't

901
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 4: shake hands, so he just goes with the fist.

902
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 6: He goes with fist bumps.

903
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: Quite clearly goes with the fist. By the way, is

904
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: well Jared Leto leads very early with the fist so

905
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 1: that you don't shake his hand.

906
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 6: Maddie didn't know this, so when when when faced with

907
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 6: a Letto fist.

908
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: And Maddie was so keen on the handshake, Maddie, he

909
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: grabbed the.

910
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 6: Fist and then shook. He vigorously shook the fist.

911
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 1: Almost like you'd like shaker's salt shaker over your meal.

912
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: Like he really gave it a good up and down.

913
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 6: I'd love to hear more of these thirty one oh

914
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 6: six y five awkward greetings.

915
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: Will take him up next, speaking Duck. We recently saw

916
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: one of them outside of you know, the professional media sphere. Yeah,

917
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: you know, we liked we occasionally rub shoulders of these people.

918
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: You're sweating, Yeah, well, I'm a bit nervous.

919
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 4: I happened to bump into Reuben offpeaking Duck and it

920
00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 4: all went really well. But unfortunately the girl that I

921
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 4: was with, Rubbo, she went to go and meet or

922
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 4: do this handshake thing with with Reuben's girlfriend, and it

923
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 4: was just the most awkward interaction I've ever seen in

924
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 4: my life. I don't want to describe the whole thing,

925
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 4: but I think there was a headbut in there there

926
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 4: was a fist that got caught between them, and as

927
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 4: I said before, I think they're torsos brushed.

928
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: It looked more like a train crash than a hand jake.

929
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:14,040
Speaker 6: It was so awkward, and then no one mentioned it,

930
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 6: which makes it more all And.

931
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 1: I think you're overdoing it. But you think that was

932
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: then the reason for him to leave a bar later on,

933
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,320
Speaker 1: because he was so rattled about how awkward that was.

934
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 4: Yes, and maybe I'm jumping to conclusions, but I'm not sure.

935
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 4: So we're asking on thirteen one oh sixty five about

936
00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 4: awkward greetings with people. We got Louis here, Louis, this

937
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:35,360
Speaker 4: was your girlfriend's grandma. Yes, so girlfriend's grandma.

938
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 11: So I had just gone to her family's house the

939
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:42,760
Speaker 11: first time for a family gathering, and so I'm introduced

940
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 11: to everyone. You know, her grandma comes up with me

941
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,400
Speaker 11: and she kisses me on the lips and she's like,

942
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 11: call me mummy.

943
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 6: Eh And did you call her mummy, Louis?

944
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:01,000
Speaker 2: I definitely didn't. I was just in a of an

945
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,320
Speaker 2: awkward sort of space. Everyone's looking at me like what

946
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: just happened? Like it's so weird?

947
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, And is this like did you talk to the family,

948
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:11,800
Speaker 6: Is this something she's done before?

949
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: Or did she?

950
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 6: Did she really choose you.

951
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 11: I I think I don't think she ever done performed

952
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 11: and nothing that I really heard of before really and

953
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 11: literally like no, no one spoke about it after, Like

954
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 11: I spoke about it with my girlfriend after, and.

955
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,479
Speaker 2: We were just like, Wow, that was just really really

956
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 2: awkward and weird.

957
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of wedding crashes about that, Yeah,

958
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: totally a lot of wedding crashes, rightfully awkward.

959
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 4: Now I have just been informed that the producers have

960
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 4: managed to track down the man that I had the

961
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 4: awkward interaction with, Ruben from Peaking Dak.

962
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 6: Ruben, how are you, mate, outstanding? I'm good, I'm good now, Ruben.

963
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 6: I'm hoping.

964
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,880
Speaker 4: I'm hoping that I've overanalyzed this because I tend to

965
00:46:55,960 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 4: do this, But can you recall the awkward interaction that

966
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 4: your girlfriend had with my friend Robert?

967
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: I chant for the last of me, but I do

968
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 2: know that we were in New Zealand, of all places,

969
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 2: and we're watching a whole on the flight of the Concord,

970
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 2: so that was kind of we were in that sort

971
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 2: of stick of a lot of hilariously awkward interactions just

972
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 2: naturally happening everywhere, and it kind of felt natural. After

973
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 2: a while right, and so I can imagine this happening

974
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: for sure, and you guys, because.

975
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 6: You didn't mention it.

976
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 4: And I thought it was weird because I was looking

977
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 4: at you after it happened, and I was hoping you

978
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:39,319
Speaker 4: were going to bring it up because I didn't want

979
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,240
Speaker 4: to embarrass your girlfriend.

980
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 6: But you're right, you you just carried on normally.

981
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: That's the only way to do it.

982
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: It is I can I just confirm, though, Ruben. I

983
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: mean what he's been talking about this interaction for the

984
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: last four minutes on the previous sign of the song,

985
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:57,200
Speaker 1: and I said that he overreacted here. So Reuben, you

986
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: didn't even notice it.

987
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:02,480
Speaker 2: Oh man, that is so good that it's ended up

988
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,320
Speaker 2: on radio is incredible.

989
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: What what he made it sound like? There was a

990
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: train crash that occurred and one of them went to hospital.

991
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 2: But it's almost better not mentioning anything and just leaving

992
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:18,720
Speaker 2: people puzzled, genuinely puzzled. Yeah, they don't understand.

993
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:21,719
Speaker 6: I agree with that. Can I ask as well? Though, Ruben?

994
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 4: We saw each other again about an hour later at

995
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 4: the pub. Yeah, so my recollection is we said good,

996
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 4: you said, Dan, I was really looking forward to a

997
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 4: beer with you. You suggested tacos to your girlfriend.

998
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 6: Is this bringing true for you? You said, Babe, there's

999
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 6: a couple of tacos, and I was like, I.

1000
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 2: Said, there is a couple of choose and I was

1001
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 2: like a good memory.

1002
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:45,920
Speaker 4: I forgot all that was, yeah, and I was like,

1003
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 4: I'll get around them tacos. I was like, sweet, a

1004
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:51,760
Speaker 4: couple of tacos with Ruben. And then all of a sudden, Yeah, why.

1005
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 2: Did you leave a couple of mates end up in

1006
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: New Zealand? Yeah, time for a beer and a taco together,

1007
00:48:57,640 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 2: That's what I Yeah. I think we had to have

1008
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 2: a quick discussion because there was a big, like four

1009
00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:07,000
Speaker 2: hour drive ahead of us, and I think she knows

1010
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 2: me after a beer maybe I'd probably be sticking around

1011
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:11,160
Speaker 2: for a second.

1012
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,879
Speaker 1: And then you out of there early rise.

1013
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: I think I think it was probably saving all of

1014
00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 2: us just then.

1015
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, it could have been a little different trick.

1016
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1017
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: Wherever in New Zealand was it? Was it like up

1018
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: in the North Island?

1019
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.

1020
00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 4: It was Cora Mandal Pinsut because you just played at

1021
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 4: the So can I just slot for a second, Can

1022
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 4: I just say that listening to this interaction with everybody

1023
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 4: listening at home.

1024
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,320
Speaker 1: Is I imagine a little bit what it's like for

1025
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,320
Speaker 1: the President of the United States after he meets a

1026
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 1: child and then the child sees the president five years

1027
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 1: later and knows every single detail about how the interaction happened.

1028
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: And the President has absolutely no idea. It was just

1029
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 1: nods and agrees with everything. Didn't even remember. He just

1030
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: went with the taco line. There. You have totally rattled

1031
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: him and he was the highlight of my trying to

1032
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: come across like a good guy. So he doesn't ruin

1033
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 1: it for you and just tell you that he doesn't

1034
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: even know he thought you were me. Probably half the time.

1035
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: He has no idea. He can't do differentiate between the.

1036
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 4: Two of us.

1037
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: He called me wood Did I do remember thinking I do?

1038
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 2: I say will or Woody right now?

1039
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: Exactly. Thank you, it's important, Reuben. Thanks so much for

1040
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 1: coming on. Man. We just heard that you guys are

1041
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: doing a national tour. If you guys want to get

1042
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:39,080
Speaker 1: tiggtspeaking duck dot com, we're all the details that You've

1043
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:41,320
Speaker 1: got a brand new single. We just played it, Sugar

1044
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 1: featuring Jack River. You can streaming on Spotify all the platforms.

1045
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: I'm sure download on iTunes. Mate, thanks so much coming on.

1046
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: I'd love to see you when you touring.

1047
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 2: No, thank you, guys, that was that was damn good.

1048
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I appreciate you just playing along with a

1049
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: five year old who just remarked on meeting his idol.

1050
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: Because Wiz, that was excrucioniating for me to hear. Really

1051
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Made have a great day. We're going to

1052
00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 1: get the hell out of it because we're running bloody

1053
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: late because Reuben from Beaking Duck just talked for far

1054
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: too long and started going on about something which nobody

1055
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,439
Speaker 1: who doesn't know the context has any idea about, which

1056
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: made for some pretty awful radio. But it's been good.

1057
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,840
Speaker 1: The rest of the show has been fantastic. If you

1058
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: missed any of it. The podcast is the place to

1059
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 1: go and get it at iHeartRadio. And if you want

1060
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: to go and see the Goat that we write there

1061
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: mats a couple of emails for the boys and.

1062
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,439
Speaker 6: Over there I was looking at the air of power.

1063
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,160
Speaker 1: You can't do what you all right, if you want

1064
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: to go and see Gary the Goat, the goat that

1065
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 1: we've traded for today, there is the little video putting

1066
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:44,280
Speaker 1: up on our Instagram, Will and Woody all about Gary

1067
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: and go and check him out. And we've got to

1068
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: sell as a quadbike, which we're trading for tomorrow. Yeah,

1069
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: so if you want the quad bike, tune in from

1070
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:54,960
Speaker 1: four see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and

1071
00:51:55,040 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: Facebook search Will and Woodley and flipped the Rover