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Speaker 1: App Got anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's the team.

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Speaker 2: You're going to have to help me out here. I

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Speaker 2: watched the cricket the Ashes on day one, and then

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Speaker 2: I slipped into a coma. I think it was so

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Speaker 2: excited that we're going to smash you guys, and idea

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Speaker 1: So I presume England one. Yeah, just tell me what happened.

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Speaker 2: We must have smashed you guys, because Friday night it

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Speaker 2: was all in England's favorite so I presume that would

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean at three o'clock, you guys would definitely

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Speaker 2: So I've been in a coma since Friday night. England

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Speaker 2: won by how many wickets? I don't know how to

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Speaker 2: give it to straight, guys, And it must be awkward

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Speaker 2: for you to say congratulations.

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Speaker 1: Because there's no way we would have.

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Speaker 2: Just the only word I keep seeing over the weekend

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Speaker 1: There were nine England wickets in ninety nine balls. Just incredible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen you ever gone first of all

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Speaker 2: world in Australia. Amazing stuff, just on all counts. But

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Speaker 2: I don't think i've seen anything so traumatic. Friday was wild. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Friday was crazy and I felt like the whole series

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Speaker 1: It was just wild. So we're winning now, yeah.

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Speaker 4: But you were in an unassailable position at three o'clock.

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Speaker 4: I was complete despair. I was like, well, there's no

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Speaker 1: I presume there. It's going to night Ben Stokes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, by Saturday morning, wait King Charles up if he's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it was over so quickly.

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Speaker 4: It was like you went from being in an actually

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Speaker 2: Much, so much, so much, so much at that level,

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Speaker 2: and also happens there's such a long gap in between.

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Speaker 2: It's a really big deal. It's now it's supposed to

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Speaker 1: No, I can't. I don't know how England come back.

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Speaker 2: No, I think I think that's not that really just

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Speaker 1: Does How could it not?

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Speaker 2: It's such it's such global humiliation. I'm telling you now,

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Speaker 2: I've seen all the newspaper headlines here.

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Speaker 1: That's nothing compared to how bad it is in the UK.

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Speaker 1: It's awful.

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Speaker 5: You guys are savage. I saw some of those as well.

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Speaker 5: They did a wrap.

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Speaker 2: Actually they've been trying to get citizenship here, trying to

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Speaker 1: Lower batters, lower batters. You know it'ss Morgan is blowing up.

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Speaker 1: His timeline was amazing.

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Speaker 2: We're going to win this four nil to then demanding

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Speaker 5: Yes, all in one beautiful tweet page.

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Speaker 2: It must have been amazing for an Australia and to

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Speaker 2: watch it was. It was the one, the one of

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Speaker 4: Definitely the best, probably the best two hours of cricket,

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Speaker 5: It was just so thrilling. Everything went our way.

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Speaker 4: And then that to see Travis Head, Oh my god, wait, come, and.

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Speaker 5: He wasn't supposed to open the batting No, And then there.

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Speaker 2: Was that last minute decision that was saying, it's amazing

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Speaker 1: I don't think it goes the way it did.

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Speaker 2: it's every couple of years. Yes, it's a really big deal.

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Speaker 2: He takes part in a golf tournament the day before

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Speaker 2: You're not You're not playing eighteen holes a day before

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Speaker 1: Sure do you do? Wasn't there the story years ago?

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Speaker 2: But Clen Maxwell falling out of a golf cart.

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Speaker 1: That's Glen Maxwell. He does. That's not news.

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Speaker 2: Now I've been collecting newspaper headlines, uh screenshots and to

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Speaker 2: reaction here to the capitulation. Now only didn't take a

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Speaker 2: you moved there. This is These are your people, now,

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Speaker 4: He did, look he was just staring at a little distance,

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Speaker 1: You know, let's look at the positives. Where were the positives?

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Speaker 2: I didn't have some appears Morebin tweets he's got something,

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Speaker 1: That is very Palm's Pummel genius. It's very very good.

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Speaker 2: And then the most offensive one but also the most

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Speaker 2: That that's quality journalism at its best.

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Speaker 2: No one looks more Australia than him.

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Speaker 5: He's not that fit.

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Speaker 1: Kwaja, you know what? Good on him?

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Speaker 2: He's putting the dad one on a global stage, even

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Speaker 1: That's what's hurting. We trained guy, Travis head No, we

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Speaker 2: Anyway, today I thought we had some fun with this

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Speaker 2: this is such a big story. England's capitulation is I

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Speaker 2: want your Ashes. Songs that sum up what's happened in

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Speaker 1: Songs for the Ashes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've got upsweded it in two days.

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Speaker 1: Stark me up, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Stokes on fire, Yeah, get ducky.

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Speaker 1: I fear that could be a theme tune of the summer.

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Speaker 1: We're about to get Dunky and coldplay. They love cricket

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Speaker 2: Travis Head for the Dreams, all right, Rio, you're all

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Speaker 5: Travis Head was on fire, wasn't he? Yes, you could

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good?

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, Silver, the Choker and the Thief goals. Okay,

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Speaker 4: But you know Kylie Minogue's can't get You out of

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Speaker 1: Yeah? What about it? Oh? Sorry, you're thinking about doing

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't mate And Travis Head, No, can't get you

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Speaker 5: Can't get out heead It's like you couldn't get him out, right?

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Speaker 5: And you know Beck's loser?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what about what a bunch of pathetic losers?

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Speaker 1: That's not nice? Minus bronze.

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Speaker 2: OK, gonna be tough, tough day today and not just

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, real, I don't think it's getting betefit.

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Speaker 1: No, No, there's no there's no goodness coming.

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Speaker 2: There's no big I don't think there's going to be

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Speaker 1: As they said that they're going to change nothing. You're like,

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Speaker 2: Very hard to be here today. Just been answer to you, guys.

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Speaker 2: You after what England did to me personally sports personal

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Speaker 2: It's tough being here today. It is all the jokes

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Speaker 1: Joke man reads up, so good. There's your show today?

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Speaker 2: Asking for our asking. I am just asking for it today.

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Speaker 2: I it's that lancing of boil. I'm not saying you're

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Speaker 1: That's funny.

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Speaker 2: Don't fear the keeper on Chris the band Sweet and

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Speaker 2: Ball instead of ballroom blitz Ballers blitz.

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Speaker 1: Silver that's out.

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Speaker 2: Oh hell, what's my favorite one? That's all drama in

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Speaker 1: It's funny now. Actually I just remember that. Got my

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Speaker 2: It's a great it's a great Australia yoss. How about

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Speaker 2: this one, Christian from Paul. It's a long way to

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Speaker 2: How about total collapse of the poms around that's my

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Speaker 1: I won't have that. I don't care.

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Speaker 2: I can't get no batting traction. Don't worry you're crappy. No,

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Speaker 2: uh hit me with your worship.

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Speaker 1: No, come on, I that get through. We don't need

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Speaker 2: Mighty cyrus and wrecking bass ball, oh traves thumping ah.

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Speaker 2: This route is made for walking, not these, which was

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