Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I will not get by focals.
Speaker 3: I just wasn't allowed to experience the mechanisms.
Speaker 4: Have yourself marry little Chris. Thank you.
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Speaker 4: Coome on in five minutes past six Thursday morning, Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell's show on Goal. Come on in, Jackie boy, Hey guys,
Speaker 4: coome onring. Pats, Good morning, how's everything with you? The
Speaker 4: sweet Patsy.
Speaker 2: It's busy, busy at the cold front at home because
Speaker 2: we're preparing Audrey for camp.
Speaker 4: And the last time I was last year's camp, she
Speaker 4: was around the corner of the field.
Speaker 3: That's right, you waved to her from the backyard.
Speaker 2: No, we went out to stake it out.
Speaker 4: Then three corners around that. Now where's she going? Now?
Speaker 2: They're off down to the coast and she's very excited.
Speaker 2: And this is like a proper her first proper camp,
Speaker 2: which means they're intent.
Speaker 4: So she's not already seen anything sort of outside one
Speaker 4: where you've raised her in that compound.
Speaker 6: Stop it always tended to the house and some no
Speaker 6: actually physically says.
Speaker 2: No, they're proper proper camping out under the under the stars,
Speaker 2: in the open and in a tent.
Speaker 4: So I mean when you say proper campound I present.
Speaker 4: I've always thought that that is camping. The improper one.
Speaker 4: I know what the kitchen table, you're.
Speaker 3: In the tent, but you're in race out sorts safe.
Speaker 3: You can use their bathroom.
Speaker 2: There's no cushy dorms with bunk beds or catering. They
Speaker 2: are doing it all themselves. So I think it'll be
Speaker 2: a little bit of a learning curve for city mouse,
Speaker 2: so we you don't worry.
Speaker 4: But it's not like you live in the CBD above
Speaker 4: the MCG city called Jack and I city sick as
Speaker 4: the other day you see the pair you live out
Speaker 4: on some ranch out west you Jackman in that movie Australia.
Speaker 2: She's never been camping ever before.
Speaker 4: Had been an amazing experience, is she excites.
Speaker 2: Nervous, so excited, so her at her best mate. Well,
Speaker 2: you know they pair off, but you've got to send
Speaker 2: them like you know, Christian with the girls, umpty million
Speaker 2: jocks and socks and two pair.
Speaker 4: Of sneakers, two of everything, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: This is like three and four of everything. So I
Speaker 2: had to look at the list. You get a list
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh BlimE me, I need to get organized.
Speaker 2: And then they can't, of course, take a suitcase that
Speaker 2: they normally take because.
Speaker 4: Louis case.
Speaker 2: And you know, I said to her, honey, you need
Speaker 2: to take like there's food this time, you need to
Speaker 2: take a garbage bag. You need to take all this stuff.
Speaker 2: But yeah, she's she's very excited. So I don't know,
Speaker 2: it's only two nights we're talking about.
Speaker 4: It was like, she's going for a fortnight.
Speaker 2: It will feel like a fortnight to me.
Speaker 4: Sure we can break.
Speaker 2: We won't know what to do with ourselves.
Speaker 4: What advice she's staying on those crystal Brooks she's Tom's
Speaker 4: winner would be calling out, is that you ordering?
Speaker 3: What advice did you and Chris give her? Because you're
Speaker 3: both from the country, so surely you've been camping before.
Speaker 2: Oh well, she's she's scared of petrified of there being
Speaker 2: spiders and snakes, and we're like, no, they're more scared
Speaker 2: of you than you are of them. It'll be fine.
Speaker 2: We're just like, you know, watering it down because she's
Speaker 2: not she'll be a nightmare. Did you enjoy camp I
Speaker 2: loved camp and ironically, she's going to the same place
Speaker 2: I went to a year eight.
Speaker 4: You're kidding.
Speaker 2: No, it's brilliant. It's so so good. It's like backs
Speaker 2: onto the beach.
Speaker 4: So when does she go?
Speaker 2: She goes not this week but the following.
Speaker 4: You're so advised. I would not go anywhere. That lessen
Speaker 4: is about the day off and then driving around like
Speaker 4: chemists warehouse getting the medical supply. Absolute panic. We don't
Speaker 4: know what I presuming she was going this weekend. Oh no,
Speaker 4: not for need to look at that for another two weeks.
Speaker 5: Look, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Do people go camping in the ucas that they do?
Speaker 4: It's just really miserable. You imagine, the UK isn't a
Speaker 4: warm climate, and even when it is the summer, people
Speaker 4: do go camping. And we were going to supposed to
Speaker 4: go camping for five days and it was just horrific.
Speaker 4: The first night was cold, it was work. Remember we
Speaker 4: woke the kids up at half five and just packed
Speaker 4: the tent up and went in a hotel. That is
Speaker 4: the end of my camping life.
Speaker 3: Camping can be really fun, but there's nothing more miserable
Speaker 3: than a wet camping.
Speaker 4: To do on the ground, and I was like, this
Speaker 4: is seeping into my kidneys. This is a horrible experience.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go through some of your emails. We
Speaker 4: call Late Laparty Late. You can email the show. But
Speaker 4: anything you ever hear us talking about with you catching
Speaker 4: up on old shows on the Iohea app, Christians getting
Speaker 4: straight Grouse the name of your music, yes, seven days
Speaker 4: Ago comes from famous grouse the Irish whisky. Do you
Speaker 4: know what? There are about eight different ways of understanding
Speaker 4: where grouse come from. What is your understanding of what
Speaker 4: grouse means? I thought it was an Aussie word.
Speaker 3: Yes, I had no idea the where the origin of
Speaker 3: it is. But somebody also told me this week that
Speaker 3: it's a Victorian only word, the.
Speaker 4: Text saying it doesn't exist in Essay or anywhere else
Speaker 4: in Australia. It's a very Victorian.
Speaker 3: I found that hard to believe. But maybe people from Essay,
Speaker 3: a queenslande on New South Wales can verify that they
Speaker 3: didn't use it in the eddies. That would be nice.
Speaker 4: John here said, it's from the famous grouse the Irish whiskey.
Speaker 4: Back in the day, if you were having a famous grouse,
Speaker 4: it meant it was from the top shelf, as in
Speaker 4: the best, and it became Ossie slaying grouse, meaning the best.
Speaker 4: That's from John, Thank you very much, Christian. When I
Speaker 4: was ten, we were on a summer holiday down by
Speaker 4: the beach, so about six kids hanging around together. We
Speaker 4: came across a huge bubble shaped spider high up between
Speaker 4: some trees on a giant web. But we decided to
Speaker 4: rocks at it. This is what you do when you're ten.
Speaker 4: You don't understand something, you just throw rocks at it.
Speaker 4: It's like pats and planes, the sun, moon, gravity. Just
Speaker 4: throw TV, throw rocks to see if we could hit it,
Speaker 4: until someone did, and then thousands of tiny spiders poured
Speaker 4: out from the broken back of a giant spider. Do
Speaker 4: spiders have hundreds of other spiders in them?
Speaker 2: I thought they mummy spiders?
Speaker 4: Do you? That's from Daniel Christian. I went to London
Speaker 4: last week and noticed that every other person there appeared
Speaker 4: to be an Australian tourist. Maybe this is why RIO
Speaker 4: thought there were so many ugly people over there. Lots
Speaker 4: of love, Simon, Thank you Simon. I'd forgotten about that
Speaker 4: slur from a couple of weeks ago on the show.
Speaker 4: And this is from Simon who listens to the show
Speaker 4: in Tasmania. Christians listened to your show last night and
Speaker 4: can totally relate to your pantsy saw about the roller skates. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we're going to take some more stories on this. We're
Speaker 4: talking yesterday about what were you not allowed to have
Speaker 4: as a kid, and perhaps you want to have the
Speaker 4: decent proper roaders.
Speaker 2: Proper boot ones. I had this strap on top in the.
Speaker 4: Early eighties, Christian, I, like Patsy, had the povo variety
Speaker 4: of roader skates that unfortunately expanded as I grew They
Speaker 4: almost equated to wearing legs splints that were rickety. I
Speaker 4: beg for my mum for the white lace up boots
Speaker 4: with the red wheels, and finally my begging was answered.
Speaker 4: I took my brand new skates to local rink, skated
Speaker 4: my way around like Tauvelanden in the Olympics of tunes
Speaker 4: of Kiss on the jubebox. Fast forward thirty years, I
Speaker 4: happened to buy another pair for my fortieth I put
Speaker 4: them on, went skating, got a blister and they just
Speaker 4: sit in a cupboard and pristine condition. I might sell
Speaker 4: them to Patsy soon. Thank you very much your email.
Speaker 4: As always, you can email the show Christian at Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell dot com dot.
Speaker 5: You Christian O'Connell show podcast good.
Speaker 4: On two Alan and Cambra. Christian grouse is regularly used
Speaker 4: here in camera Hello to Jackie who is listened to show.
Speaker 4: In essay, Grouse's widely used and has done for decades
Speaker 4: there as well, So maybe it is a nationally recognized word.
Speaker 4: Reo Christian.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have recently bought a garden hose.
Speaker 3: Congratulations you well done on adulting you.
Speaker 2: In an apartment though you don't have a garden.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 8: I have flower boxes now a very extreme way of water.
Speaker 4: Who the hell under the age of seventy has a
Speaker 4: cum quatch?
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever eaten a cum quote.
Speaker 8: I'll bring one in for.
Speaker 4: You, addressing on like a fancy sort of salad.
Speaker 8: Absolutely can be there, like a very sour, tiny mandarin.
Speaker 3: I do like a mandarin.
Speaker 8: Well, if you do you like sour things, yes, you'll
Speaker 8: love a cum quote.
Speaker 4: How big is a little cumquat tree? Grow to that
Speaker 4: have a little dwarf one.
Speaker 8: They can get up to two point five meters, but
Speaker 8: because I'm the.
Speaker 4: Proud chie of the show. Growing you on cum quat tree.
Speaker 3: Three meters tree on a balcony is a big tree.
Speaker 3: It will be too big, yes, but that is.
Speaker 4: Falling onto someone down in Richmond, isn't it in a
Speaker 4: couple of years time. So you've got the hose.
Speaker 8: I got the hose, and I've started noticing that I'm
Speaker 8: playing a lot with the nozzle and I'm finding myself.
Speaker 4: In the shower heads because I think they've got about
Speaker 4: six you twist it round, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: And so I've got to decide what sort of you know,
Speaker 8: nozzle guy, am I? What's my nozzle setting. I've settled
Speaker 8: on the soaka, which is like the big thick gloss.
Speaker 4: That's terrible, like it's like a waterfall.
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly, it's thick. It's whenever I toggles broken. I
Speaker 6: actually think who uses this? This is something between mist
Speaker 6: and jets.
Speaker 4: Just spets on whatever you need to water because it
Speaker 4: just goes like it only goes like two inches in
Speaker 4: front of it.
Speaker 3: It's equivalent to like if you take a mouthful water
Speaker 3: and it's too much and you let it just dribble
Speaker 3: out of your mouth.
Speaker 4: That's what you do when they take a swing of
Speaker 4: that water and they go, that's that setting.
Speaker 8: You can control it and it sticks. I feel like
Speaker 8: you're not going to get any good that way.
Speaker 4: What do you use fixed flow?
Speaker 8: Which one is that?
Speaker 4: I'd say that's your your solid sort of steady flow.
Speaker 4: Not jet. That's not jet, okay, Jet is you're just
Speaker 4: demolished jet.
Speaker 2: I like to blast everything in my part getting giant
Speaker 2: because it's quicker. It's like, just cut to the chase.
Speaker 3: Actually brings up the garden bed.
Speaker 4: Up against the wall and on your garden park, get
Speaker 4: it done.
Speaker 3: Look out for everybody. Use shower setting. Shower is the
Speaker 3: perfect amount of speed. It's it's in between mist and jet.
Speaker 3: I thought the rest would not too much ground with
Speaker 3: the shower.
Speaker 4: Yours is like a broken sprinkler head. And I think,
Speaker 4: actually that is it's hard to get a single focus
Speaker 4: and direction fixed flow. To bring it back to flix flow,
Speaker 4: you know where you are. It's like a laser at
Speaker 4: the garden. I always feel like the garden goes, this
Speaker 4: guy knows what we need.
Speaker 8: It's predictable and it's boring, but the garden's excited.
Speaker 4: That you're doing that.
Speaker 3: The garden wants consistency. Essentially, what it wants is something
Speaker 3: that mimics rain closely and.
Speaker 4: That's why.
Speaker 2: Hard and.
Speaker 3: That's firing out.
Speaker 4: Rain like that.
Speaker 9: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, I'm also listened to you in Canberra. Lived in
Speaker 4: Canberra for forty years. The use of the word grouse
Speaker 4: is not block capitals here for my correspondent. Not a
Speaker 4: common thing here, never was, never will be except by
Speaker 4: strange impoints from south of the border.
Speaker 3: Topic differently from another Camberan resident.
Speaker 4: Yes, canbra is rowing about grouse at the moment. Christian,
Speaker 4: I'm with Jack when it comes to the garden, I
Speaker 4: go for I think it sounds like what Jack's talking about,
Speaker 4: basically like a shower head setting into the garden, gentle rain.
Speaker 4: Christian com quints make excellent marmalade. I frequently used the
Speaker 4: fruits from our trees for that's from Peter Krishnaman watching
Speaker 4: Costa on Gardening Australia, and he said that the garden's
Speaker 4: favorite host setting is the shower setting, and it's the gentlest,
Speaker 4: gentlest stream for the plants and the soil.
Speaker 3: It mimics the rain. That's what they're used.
Speaker 4: To whatever Costa says, that ends the topic for me.
Speaker 4: Yesterday then we were talking about, well you're never allowed
Speaker 4: as a kid. You can give us a call now
Speaker 4: nine four one four one four three. For Brendan, it
Speaker 4: was Levi's jeans. My mom always brought me Wranglers because
Speaker 4: they were cheaper. I was also raised in a wrangler
Speaker 4: and the even worse than that was the Lee jeans
Speaker 4: as well, horrible geese. There was something about that zip
Speaker 4: as well where it was dangerous. It was a dice
Speaker 4: every single time you using that horrible zip on them
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: And it almost sounded like levires. That was what was
Speaker 3: torture is about.
Speaker 4: We've got your pair leave.
Speaker 2: We had a factory outlet in our town. So that
Speaker 2: was all anyone wore was a Lee jean.
Speaker 4: Yes, all my friends, because this is like junior fomo,
Speaker 4: isn't it. When you were a kid, it was all
Speaker 4: about you just wanted to have whateverybody else. Now, Christian
Speaker 4: and my friends wore Levi's. I only ever buy Levi's
Speaker 4: Now are Brendan who can write all those wrongs? Sean Christian.
Speaker 4: I was never allowed anything sticky, cordial, soft drinks, that's
Speaker 4: everything nice as a kid, Cordial soft drinks, lollies, gum,
Speaker 4: even those rubberies, stretchy toys that you flung and would
Speaker 4: stick to the wall, not allowed those Christian. This is
Speaker 4: an odd one from Dell full cream milk. Mum used
Speaker 4: to use low fat powdered meat milk. Oh god, we
Speaker 4: called it cardboard milk. Alexandra was not on our ballet lessons.
Speaker 4: It's just like the plotline for the movie Footloose Andy
Speaker 4: or something, Nicole. I always wanted the game Operation, so
Speaker 4: love the Game Operation when my dad said no, saying
Speaker 4: I would lose all the pieces. So now my husband
Speaker 4: bought it last year for me for Christmas. Oh that's
Speaker 4: a lovely thing.
Speaker 1: Br you're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Were you not allowed as a kid, Sammy? Good morning Sammy.
Speaker 4: I wasn't allowed to build plastic kits because my mummy
Speaker 4: said they would glue my hands together. Poor little Sammy's
Speaker 4: fingers all glued together for life. For Rachel, what I
Speaker 4: was allowed to have a kid? Chicken nuggets. Jamie Oliver
Speaker 4: was on TV over here Christian and convinced my mum
Speaker 4: wait personally, he said, hey, listen, Mamma Donovan, do not
Speaker 4: give your kid. Rachel knows I've hated Jamie Oliver.
Speaker 3: I actually remembered that episode of the He essentially said
Speaker 3: what they do with the chicken nuggets is take all
Speaker 3: the leftover parts of the chicken, blended up and make
Speaker 3: it into a chicken nugget.
Speaker 4: It was massive, Aldo sort of big global campaign with that. Christian.
Speaker 4: I wasn't allowed a I wasn't allowed to bike. I
Speaker 4: had a scooter instead. Hard to keep up with all
Speaker 4: your mates. You know you've been let by guys slow
Speaker 4: down scooter when we went to the traffic bark. I
Speaker 4: would always swat what you had a bike in in
Speaker 4: the hedge stashed away. Also jeans, Christian, you were lucky
Speaker 4: to even get your leaves. I had a brand called
Speaker 4: hang ten. Oh my shame, shame.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it's uncol until now I thought it
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 4: Whatever you contact in the show, But let us know
Speaker 4: what jeans you had as a kid, all right, so
Speaker 4: let's go to lines. Good morning, Ruth, Hi, Christian, it's
Speaker 4: Thruth you.
Speaker 7: I just wanted to let you know that my mum
Speaker 7: had baby dolls because they were too sexy. But now
Speaker 7: I've got a cabinet full of them.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I take it. You've obviously seen the movie
Speaker 4: as well as great, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Yeah, as soon as it arrived I went straight down
Speaker 7: there and watched it.
Speaker 4: I love it when a movie arrived so well.
Speaker 10: I love to go and know the bike one?
Speaker 4: And how many barbies have you got? Now?
Speaker 7: I must be over two hundred.
Speaker 4: Ten two hundred no, no, what.
Speaker 7: Happened was a friend of mine and Bendy Goes started
Speaker 7: me off. And of course, so now I've made an
Speaker 7: extension on the house.
Speaker 4: I think just for the barbies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I got I've got old ones and new ones,
Speaker 7: you know, the original ones? Where do you keep them
Speaker 7: in a glass cabinet in?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: And I've got some on the wall unit and you
Speaker 7: know just about the house is nearly them.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Quite a look that, Ruth. Quite the look. What
Speaker 4: do people say when they come around other than the
Speaker 4: door open? Why is it locked in here?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 7: I just sort of look and think and on this
Speaker 7: kid's still still in a gone onto a second childhood.
Speaker 12: I think.
Speaker 4: All right, Ruth, Thank you very much, Ruth.
Speaker 7: No worries. Lovely talking to you.
Speaker 4: Show pleasure Ruth, thank you very much. Okay, thank you
Speaker 4: now on a watch list, Pauline, good morning, Good morning tea.
Speaker 11: How are we today?
Speaker 4: Good? Terrified? Terrified anyway, Pauline, what we know allowed as
Speaker 4: a kid who was raised without tim tams in Australia,
Speaker 4: it's an Australian.
Speaker 11: It is an Australian.
Speaker 13: My mum used to have them as morning tea with
Speaker 13: her tennis.
Speaker 10: Mate.
Speaker 4: I can see the scene now when your mom had
Speaker 4: her friends round. They changed, didn't they. Okay's my son, Chrissy.
Speaker 4: Come here, Chrissy, come and look at him. Come here, Sitney,
Speaker 4: mum's lap on twenty one.
Speaker 13: But mum always told us they were diet biscuit. So
Speaker 13: of course when you hear diet, you think they're lucky.
Speaker 11: So you just didn't meet those smart.
Speaker 4: Mom saving all that stash, those tennis chums.
Speaker 2: I remember, mate, My mum used to have limits biscuits.
Speaker 2: Did you have those in the UK? They are like
Speaker 2: a diet biscuit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, were delicious, Yeah, I thought they tasted foul. Were
Speaker 4: like chalk. Well we went chalk.
Speaker 2: We didn't have like sweet biscuits, so that was like
Speaker 2: our form of sweet biscuits. It was about as good
Speaker 2: as it got.
Speaker 4: Pauline, thank you so much for your story mate, Very funny, cool,
Speaker 4: You're welcome. It's just the image of those tennis mates
Speaker 4: when your mum had her gang round. I don't know why.
Speaker 4: There was always just something I was just thinking about it.
Speaker 3: Your mom didn't never do that.
Speaker 4: He just went somewhere, got drunk and apart, wept at
Speaker 4: the moon or whatever they did that the repress generation,
Speaker 4: whatever they did sign it a round a fire. But
Speaker 4: your mom haven't have friends around. There's something, there's something
Speaker 4: out that which just makes me laugh. Kay, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning morning. Kay. So what were you not allowed
Speaker 4: as a kid.
Speaker 13: I was never allowed to have store board jumpers.
Speaker 7: My mother always knitted my jump Oh.
Speaker 4: My gosh, that's not the lady yesterday. And my made
Speaker 4: denim jeans handmade like denim jeans.
Speaker 7: Yeah I had that too, But those my school jumpers
Speaker 7: were handing.
Speaker 4: Oh just actually a form of a kind of abuse
Speaker 4: to kids. Really, you're earmarking them for special treatment or
Speaker 4: come on school. That's worse than hang ten jeans. Come on, Kay,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. She called I have a good day.
Speaker 5: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christianers Kids This is from louise A's kids. My brother
Speaker 4: and I were never allowed junk food at all, No coke, nothing,
Speaker 4: No McDonald's. Mom maybe light to said the McDonald's only
Speaker 4: sold chips, even though we would see people that's just
Speaker 4: a funny looking chip.
Speaker 3: Also, I would still want to go as a kid
Speaker 3: and just get some chippies.
Speaker 4: Lenny goome oning, good morning, how are you? I'm good, Lennie. So, Lenny,
Speaker 4: when you were younger, what we're not allowed as a kid.
Speaker 14: Well, we used to go to this restaurant Sizzler, But
Speaker 14: I don't know why it was called Sizzler because all
Speaker 14: we were allowed to do is get the all you
Speaker 14: can eat salad and assert bar. So I have no
Speaker 14: idea what else the restaurants sold, whether it sold any
Speaker 14: kind of sizzling products.
Speaker 4: But lovely Cisy, I spoke, lettuce is coming.
Speaker 12: Your way exactly.
Speaker 14: The cells were very.
Speaker 3: Poor thing, Lenny. I think we were the same. We
Speaker 3: never looked at a menu at Sissila. We were only
Speaker 3: allowed that we can eat.
Speaker 14: I don't even think they had a menu. It was
Speaker 14: just eat salads and all you can eat.
Speaker 3: But it was worth it for that soft server machine.
Speaker 3: You were allowed to run the soft serve yourself.
Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly, you could make it. You can make the
Speaker 14: biggest ice cream you'd ever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pull those lovely salad crude tees on top.
Speaker 14: We used to make up like bacon bits on the
Speaker 14: ice cream. And but the best thing about it is
Speaker 14: you got the parma than cheese toast. No matter what
Speaker 14: you ordered, you got this palma than cheese toast on
Speaker 14: the side, and that was that was that made it
Speaker 14: worth it.
Speaker 4: Awesome good stuff, Lenny, Thank you very much, give us
Speaker 4: a call mate, have a good day. Thanks for show.
Speaker 14: I just want to say I used to live in
Speaker 14: London and listen to you on Absolute and then when
Speaker 14: I moved back, you moved here. So it's been great
Speaker 14: having you here in Australia as well.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so nice to say. Thank you very much, Danny.
Speaker 4: Thanks back in the old days, all right, thanks so much.
Speaker 4: How good teres, Good morning, good morning morning teres. What
Speaker 4: were you not allowed as a kid?
Speaker 11: We were we should never learned to have a bike.
Speaker 4: You could even cycle.
Speaker 11: Too many cars and probably not very athletic, so it
Speaker 11: wasn't there to have the bark. But when we moved
Speaker 11: to calkewo just up the road.
Speaker 4: We were allowed to have a horse, nothing about the
Speaker 4: safest scenes in the world.
Speaker 11: No, no, So we go off to the sale to
Speaker 11: buy the horse, and Dad buys this, this wonderful looking
Speaker 11: Talamo horse straight off the truck from the rodeo because
Speaker 11: he wouldn't back properly. Yes, we've got an X rodeo horse.
Speaker 4: Is our first ever horse, an ex rodeo horse. Yes,
Speaker 4: bloody hell. All right, therese amazing scenes. I thank you
Speaker 4: very much and call son no, thank you so nice, Kelly,
Speaker 4: And that one gets through. Hey, we want I just
Speaker 4: said we're on a streak. We haven't had any wrong ones. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And then it turns out now we did rodeo horse. Kelly,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning, Good morning, Kelly. Were you're not
Speaker 4: allowed as a kid, we.
Speaker 14: Weren't allowed to have fish when we had got fish
Speaker 14: and chips.
Speaker 11: Our kids weren't allowed to have fish because.
Speaker 15: It was too expensive.
Speaker 11: Love Christian the trauma and expressed when my sister turned
Speaker 11: of age of it, like twelve or thirteen, she was
Speaker 11: allowed to have a piece.
Speaker 15: I remember looking at her with the evil eyes, and.
Speaker 3: Mum and dad were allowed to have fish when you
Speaker 3: got fish and chips.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you're allowed to have patty cakes and dim.
Speaker 16: Now you're of age, you understand, Kenny, very funny, Thank
Speaker 16: you very much for calling mate.
Speaker 11: Thank you shut out to my granddaughter.
Speaker 4: Aria Janet a well.
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Speaker 4: doing radio show, you do stuff like that, and I
Speaker 4: will judge me like that. Nine four one four one
Speaker 4: oh four three. As we hear your facts, we have
Speaker 4: a listen and we work out whether they are fascinating
Speaker 4: or whether they're just a.
Speaker 18: Bit mildly interesting.
Speaker 4: And for the really dull ones that must never be
Speaker 4: spoken to to another human being, you'll hear this and
Speaker 4: politely leave the show. They'll make it awkward choice, Okay,
Speaker 4: all right? Nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, can you guys judge this one for me?
Speaker 3: I heard it on the weekend, A child taught it
Speaker 3: to me, So go easy on this fact. Yeah, sunscreen
Speaker 3: is more effective the colder than it is.
Speaker 18: Oh wildly interest yeah, how.
Speaker 3: So he didn't say you might have had.
Speaker 4: In the corresponding few days, I was approaching a radio
Speaker 4: break with this to have some supplementary evidence. He didn't say.
Speaker 3: I just took his word for it.
Speaker 4: The questions yours. That's the thing with kids, I just
Speaker 4: let you down. Michael has got this Disney World. How's
Speaker 4: the fifth largest navy in the world.
Speaker 2: Why have they got a navy?
Speaker 4: I think this is what they're getting ready. They're getting
Speaker 4: ready for the big pushes.
Speaker 3: Own everything, so I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 4: I think it's in terms of total boats owned. Right,
Speaker 4: So they owned some like seven hundred and fifty water crafts.
Speaker 2: That makes me hardly wasships, are they?
Speaker 3: Well, so they're counting the boats you go through, Small World. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I hate dumb facts.
Speaker 2: Not Worthy.
Speaker 4: Had such a strong opinion on dumb fact hate them things.
Speaker 4: Jack hates just dumb facts.
Speaker 3: Is a smug fact. I can imagine telling you that
Speaker 3: a party goes because technically.
Speaker 17: Yeah it is.
Speaker 4: It's a technicality, and this show does not like technicalities
Speaker 4: in your face, walk Disney Ray. The standard railway with
Speaker 4: four foot eight and a half inches is derived from
Speaker 4: these specifications. Again, this is a technicality. What are we
Speaker 4: at school? Ray, I'm trying to a breakfast show here
Speaker 4: and entertain Jody. At least eighty percent of an ant
Speaker 4: colony is always awake your and sleep doctor, two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty times a day, each sleep lasting about a minute.
Speaker 4: Jack post is and man, Jody, I like this. This
Speaker 4: is from Michelle. One of the teams came in itself
Speaker 4: checked one just in case it was some sort of
Speaker 4: racist joke. This feature is not called what the racist joke?
Speaker 4: Come on, Australia. The Great Wall of China. This has
Speaker 4: been changed. The Great Wall of China has actually held
Speaker 4: together bya lots of sticky rice. You understand, now, you
Speaker 4: understand we just did. It's true. Yeah, around five hundred
Speaker 4: CE sticky rice soup was mixed with was with lime
Speaker 4: to make an organic composite mortar that had more strength
Speaker 4: than using lime water. Again with this slightly gidding. Kangaroos
Speaker 4: have two pairs of ears. Oh, I did not know
Speaker 4: that one pair on their head, the other pair between
Speaker 4: their first two toes. Wow, my favorite ones we ever
Speaker 4: got on this? Every of the animal ones? Is this right?
Speaker 4: They've come, They've got They've got between their first two toes.
Speaker 4: They've got a set of ears.
Speaker 2: Down there that here like oncoming predatorsms through the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the vibrations, I think that's fascinating, Yes, fascinating.
Speaker 3: Sorry, need I just don't believe. I believe they can
Speaker 3: feel vibrations through their feet. But he is in their feet?
Speaker 4: Can anyone verify this?
Speaker 9: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Share your facts in What the fact? Do you think
Speaker 4: we need to get a toilet? Moved a bit nearer here?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think start were.
Speaker 4: Worried about chat there. It's just disappeared for a while.
Speaker 4: Quite the while. It is quite warmed to get to
Speaker 4: the toilet now.
Speaker 3: I'm just not in a hurry.
Speaker 4: I know, well you need to be because there's a show.
Speaker 3: I know the songs very well, and I know how
Speaker 3: much time at any given.
Speaker 4: Moment you look a little bit lighter. That's all I'm saying,
Speaker 4: Stop off the ball. What the fact, baby? What the
Speaker 4: fat baby? All right? Before we go to the lines,
Speaker 4: Beck Dwyer is already at work and and send us
Speaker 4: this fact. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. What do
Speaker 4: we think the Mona Lisa Mona Lisa is an eyebrowless lady.
Speaker 3: Fascinating, is it?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know you don't. I know you don't like art,
Speaker 4: but come on, maybe.
Speaker 2: She's just like overplucked or something.
Speaker 4: Very different. Take on art. This piece of art here
Speaker 4: is peerless and priceless. Southby's kind of it. It's the
Speaker 4: overplucked lady.
Speaker 3: She's got a hint of an eyebrow, s Taylor. Yes,
Speaker 3: a very delicate, subtle brow.
Speaker 4: And I'm still fascinating.
Speaker 3: That's why iving you with such a great artist.
Speaker 4: All right, Christina, good morning? Oh sorry, that's my job again.
Speaker 4: He's not in a rush. Can go back to that
Speaker 4: toilet the minute, finishing off what he started to clip off.
Speaker 10: A bit a good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: Ah, yes, good morning, Christina. Welcome to What the fact? Christina?
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 4: And then what facts have you got for us?
Speaker 10: So when you breathe, normally you do produce a little
Speaker 10: bit of night TRIX's oxide, but when you hum, it
Speaker 10: actually increases fifteen to twenty times more, and night trik
Speaker 10: oxides the natural anti fungal, antiviral, and antibacterial, so you're
Speaker 10: actually sterilizing the air in your nose as well as
Speaker 10: opening up your airways and preventing some bugs.
Speaker 4: It also has a proven effect to relax people very
Speaker 4: very quickly by humming on the outbreathing, increasing the flow
Speaker 4: of air between the sinus and the nasal cavity.
Speaker 3: And you'll please those around you.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're the nice am fascinating. Yeah, I love it, Christina,
Speaker 4: thank you very much, thank you. M hmm, Alan, good morning, Good.
Speaker 19: Morning Christians, Jack and person congress first on your.
Speaker 2: Wim Oh, thank you fast.
Speaker 5: All right, So.
Speaker 19: I have a fact that the butchers, we do not
Speaker 19: want to hit anyone to know, but whistle blower is
Speaker 19: that when butchers marinate meat, it's on the turn and
Speaker 19: it gives them extra week's list.
Speaker 4: Now, this is going to upset a lot of our
Speaker 4: butcher friends.
Speaker 20: How do you know this because I used to deliver
Speaker 20: the butchers and yeah and all that told any kivat
Speaker 20: or marinate it, it gives an extra week list.
Speaker 3: Fascinating.
Speaker 4: If trail pending, we're never going to see Alan again.
Speaker 4: You're going to be chopped up. I'll see you in
Speaker 4: that big fridge this weekend. It's funny looking rack of ribs.
Speaker 4: It's Alan, fascinating.
Speaker 3: This is what happens to you if you spread any more.
Speaker 2: Whistle blower.
Speaker 4: All right, Allan, thank you very much. Let's go to
Speaker 4: we go ahead. Red, Hey, good morning, Red. And what
Speaker 4: is your fact for us?
Speaker 21: My fact is about the tiger pistol shrimp.
Speaker 4: Tell us about the tiger pistol shrimp.
Speaker 21: Yeah, he sucks up water into a little compartment into
Speaker 21: his claw and then shoots it out. And when he
Speaker 21: shoots it out, he generates a bubble. And when that
Speaker 21: bubble burst, it's over two hundred decibels loud, and the
Speaker 21: heat generated from it is over four thousand, four hundred celsius,
Speaker 21: which is actually four times hotter than lava.
Speaker 4: God, so much power for something so small.
Speaker 21: Yeah, he's only a couple of inches big, and you
Speaker 21: don't want to keep him in an aquarium.
Speaker 4: The blast is wow that How do you know this
Speaker 4: much about the old pistol shrimp.
Speaker 21: I have a finite amount of space in my brain,
Speaker 21: and apparently I use some of it for shrimp fact.
Speaker 3: But two hundred decibels is extremely loud.
Speaker 21: Yes, it's actually louder than a bullet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I think our microphones go out to ten dB.
Speaker 4: Radio are not interesting? Radio on repeat, But anyway, I
Speaker 4: love you one about the old pistol shrimp fascinating.
Speaker 21: Well, thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: So is it the loudest animal? What is the loudest animal?
Speaker 4: If it's two hundred decibels, that makes it incredibly loud
Speaker 4: and louder than a bullet.
Speaker 21: Well, yeah, it's actually one of the loudest animals on
Speaker 21: the planet. But it's hard to judge because the sound
Speaker 21: is so sudden. It happens so quickly because it's a
Speaker 21: kind of like a sonic boomy kind of thing. It's
Speaker 21: a pistol that's pretty instant. So it sounds like a
Speaker 21: click if you heard it.
Speaker 4: But I'm hearing it right now. This is the pistol
Speaker 4: show sound that loud? To me?
Speaker 3: That's not loud at all.
Speaker 21: It sounds like a click if you'd hear it. But
Speaker 21: if your head is like right next to it, probably
Speaker 21: blow your ear drum out.
Speaker 4: What the noise is making? Can we talk about that?
Speaker 4: What's that? That's what chat was making that noise earlier?
Speaker 3: Have we got the right piece of audio? Is that
Speaker 3: the pistol shrimp.
Speaker 21: I'm gonna be honest, I'm not a shrimpologist.
Speaker 4: So right now the shrimp people and the butchers are
Speaker 4: calling the show. They're marching towards us right now.
Speaker 3: Is that wasn't that loud?
Speaker 4: Yes? All right, but Red, thank you very much for
Speaker 4: calling him. Mish, good morning, Yes, good morning.
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 4: How good? Mess up? You having a nice week?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 13: Not too bad? It will be better without a LURGI.
Speaker 4: But I sorry to hear that. All right? Now, listen
Speaker 4: to what facts have you got for us?
Speaker 13: Young? Teenage dolphins eat a certain type of jellyfish.
Speaker 11: To get high.
Speaker 4: Dolphins like to get high? Yes, what do they do
Speaker 4: with that?
Speaker 2: On?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And what do they do? How do they get high?
Speaker 13: They eat the jellyfish and then they sort of hang
Speaker 13: upside down and.
Speaker 4: Try and go seven leven and get some munches.
Speaker 13: Yes, so they Yeah, they get high and they have
Speaker 13: a good time. But apparently it's just teenage dolphins.
Speaker 4: So teenagers be teenagers, whether you're a dolphin or a human.
Speaker 4: And I love that one, Mesh, thank you very much,
Speaker 4: thank you, thank you. Keep them coming. It's a lurky
Speaker 4: Carl Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian I learned yesterday What a great day you had,
Speaker 4: Alexis Christian. I learned yesterday that I'm actually two inches
Speaker 4: taller than Michelangelo. That's the week's changing when you find
Speaker 4: that out. He actually turns out tall of the Michelangelo Christian. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I foun out, Yes, I'm two inches tall of the
Speaker 4: michelangel Is thought that he's he was five for two
Speaker 4: from the size of his shoes that were found in
Speaker 4: his house. Wow, we're moving on, but fascinating.
Speaker 3: They could have been these kids shoes.
Speaker 4: Son of Michelangelo Fields locker movie We Need to See
Speaker 4: and Peter Christian. Peanuts are used to make dynamite. Their
Speaker 4: oil is extracted to make glycerol, which is then used
Speaker 4: to make Again.
Speaker 18: We're just mildly interesting.
Speaker 4: All right. We are seven days away from something very
Speaker 4: special seven days time. Were so excited we actually went
Speaker 4: through the script yesterday. This has not been written by us.
Speaker 4: The script that you're going to be getting very very
Speaker 4: soon if you are in our musical. We have one
Speaker 4: last spot, which we are going to give away in
Speaker 4: a minute. The script is brilliant, the songs are all great.
Speaker 4: It's all waiting for you in a week's time. Then
Speaker 4: the curtain will go up at De lasl College, Maulvin
Speaker 4: for our performance our version of Greece here in the eighties.
Speaker 4: Grouse the musical. It's our high school music for grown
Speaker 4: ups who never got a speaking part back in the day.
Speaker 17: Grouse is not what you heard. It's a barony folly.
Speaker 17: It's not a failure the casting.
Speaker 4: Even so on Monday it's the first rehearsal. I just realized,
Speaker 4: it's not even this the first rehearsal, it's the first
Speaker 4: time we meet the cast. Now Monday is four days
Speaker 4: if you lay long, next Monday's four days or three
Speaker 4: nights before the actual curtains up performance. Has that ever
Speaker 4: happened anywhere on the West End show? No, of course not.
Speaker 4: It's all going to be fine. It's all going to
Speaker 4: be fine. So we got the Sannys, We've got the Danny's.
Speaker 4: We have one last role, we actually have two, and
Speaker 4: is the t Birds. Guys, if you want to take
Speaker 4: part in our high school musical, Grouse, now's your chance.
Speaker 4: We've got this guy, Matt, who does one in. We've
Speaker 4: got two t Birds. We did a head count yesterday
Speaker 4: and realized there are a couple of missing parts. Two
Speaker 4: Tea Birds, are missing. We need to fill the spots.
Speaker 12: Gooday, Christian, It's Maddie here from airport where I am
Speaker 12: desperate to become a Tea Bird mate, but I was
Speaker 12: never picked to be any role in all of the
Speaker 12: plays or the musicals as a kid growing up in
Speaker 12: primary school or high schools. Are really it's my time
Speaker 12: to shine, mate, It is my time. So please, I
Speaker 12: do have some experience from DJing and some karaoke to
Speaker 12: be the next T Bird that makes you proud.
Speaker 4: You're making me proud already.
Speaker 3: You are ingreg He's overqualified compared to some of our.
Speaker 4: Cast, and it sounds huge. Jackman got discovered, wasn't it?
Speaker 4: Karaoking and DJ in there? Djhugh all right, So we
Speaker 4: have one last spot for our high school musical, Grousey Musical.
Speaker 4: We need a one last Tea Bird. So guys, if
Speaker 4: you never got a speaking part or maybe just an
Speaker 4: object on stage, let us know what you were. Do
Speaker 4: you want in its next Thursday? Come along join us
Speaker 4: for Grousey Musical. The T Birds lead their last member.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Seven Days Away then from Grouser Musical. Our version of
Speaker 4: Greece said in the eighties here in Australia. This is
Speaker 4: our high school musical for you if you never have
Speaker 4: a speaking part back in the day. I'm looking at
Speaker 4: the cast here with our five unique idea, five Sandy's
Speaker 4: and five Danny's. Nowhere we spread in the risk. We're
Speaker 4: spreading enough. I'm looking at Danny. Number four was the
Speaker 4: understudy for Pirate Io in his school play. Not even
Speaker 4: the Pink Lady number one, Kay, she was a tree
Speaker 4: in Greece at school. Pink Lady number two Megan played
Speaker 4: a star in a nenativity scene. So guys, we have
Speaker 4: one last character to cast. It's the last remaining tea
Speaker 4: bird got Rob here? Good morning Rob, Good morning team.
Speaker 20: How are we today?
Speaker 4: We're good right now, Rob? What happened back in the
Speaker 4: day at school? What role were you given?
Speaker 22: Oh?
Speaker 20: Look, we were going to do the play I'm a
Speaker 20: little teapot shortened stout, so I had the main part.
Speaker 20: It's a little teapot.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was.
Speaker 4: Very short nursery right, with about eight lines. Come on, Australia,
Speaker 4: work a little bit harder. I think it was I'm
Speaker 4: a little teapot short and stout. Here's my that's the
Speaker 4: end of that. That's it.
Speaker 20: I practiced and practice, but I never went ahead with it.
Speaker 20: Charles left dissolution little color.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so what happened? You never got to
Speaker 4: do the play?
Speaker 20: Or no they did? Look, I think the teacher ended
Speaker 20: up becoming sick and getting fired.
Speaker 4: Whether this is not a musical where you've had a year.
Speaker 4: We need to talk about this. Sorry, mister turning fired.
Speaker 4: You're in, You're in. This is it. I think it's great.
Speaker 4: You're the last person of house casting this welcome on board.
Speaker 20: Yeah, look forward to it.
Speaker 4: Brilliant. We will sell you. We'll see you. We will
Speaker 4: see you on Monday night at rehearsals. Okay, yep, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Saw that great performance that you had as that junior
Speaker 4: tea pot. Bring that to the role.
Speaker 20: Okay, Oh we'll mate with a lot of gusto.
Speaker 4: Good man. All right, Rob, we'll see you Monday. Well done,
Speaker 4: last one in. It's our final team burd Rob the Teapot.
Speaker 5: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: But you si Rio, it's an adult who all likes
Speaker 4: to have a glass of milk like a small little child.
Speaker 8: Nice too. It's hot yesterday, so it's my first are
Speaker 8: you giving me a hot, humid summer day. Milk a tall, cold,
Speaker 8: refreshing glass of milk.
Speaker 4: It goes down thick, no revolting. I'd be wirried atoll
Speaker 4: going to start curdling and then the heat am I tummy.
Speaker 8: But yesterday something happened. When I went to have my
Speaker 8: glass of milk. I had what I can really only
Speaker 8: describe as a once in a lifetime milking.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, this is a family show. We are right
Speaker 4: in the middle of the school run right now, and
Speaker 4: little Doris is in the rear passengers going mummy wats
Speaker 4: and milking once in a lifetime milking.
Speaker 8: And milking like you wouldn't believe.
Speaker 4: So what happened?
Speaker 8: Well, okay, so I poured my delicious glass of milk,
Speaker 8: and then I accidentally knocked it off my bed.
Speaker 4: With the excitement of having.
Speaker 8: I knocked it off the bench, it landed the milk
Speaker 8: the two heart and milk lands it perfectly flush on
Speaker 8: the base, so perfect. And then what happened was the milk.
Speaker 8: Because that's how physics works.
Speaker 4: Milk sort of like a pistol shrimp.
Speaker 8: Like a pistol shrimp like a volcano spurted out of
Speaker 8: the top of the milk. I looked erupted, got me
Speaker 8: right in the face, in the face, all.
Speaker 4: Right, So I just want to check the phoning is
Speaker 4: and when you've been had that once a lifetime milking.
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 22: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, they really can't ready. God, No, the
Speaker 4: phoning is what hit you in the face? Okay? That's
Speaker 4: who want a nine to four one four one o
Speaker 4: four three. And we still haven't given away yet this
Speaker 4: week one thousand dollars for our call of the week.
Speaker 4: So whenever we hear a call that really makes us laugh,
Speaker 4: you can win an instant one thousand dollars. So what
Speaker 4: hit you in the faith?
Speaker 9: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good on into Paul Christian, I with Rio a nice
Speaker 4: glass of meal before bed. Paul, I've seen you to
Speaker 4: waiters ease up on the milk. I think I lactose intolerant.
Speaker 4: That's why there's normally a whole slew of bronzes. My friend,
Speaker 4: he's up on that milk and bedtime, Sue, Christian. I'm
Speaker 4: with Rio. I'm seventy two years. I would still love milk,
Speaker 4: hot or cold. I drink gallons of it young, all right,
Speaker 4: So we want to know what hit you in the
Speaker 4: face nine four four one four three Jess, good morning.
Speaker 11: Good morning.
Speaker 4: Guys are going, yeah, we're good Jess, So we'll hit
Speaker 4: you in the face.
Speaker 22: Boiling hot chestnuts.
Speaker 4: How come?
Speaker 23: Well?
Speaker 22: Because I was in my early twenties out of home
Speaker 22: with my boyfriend, I saw them at the big market.
Speaker 22: I thought, oh, I'll cook those, had no idea how
Speaker 22: to cook them, put them in the oven for a time,
Speaker 22: got them out, was really looking at them really intently
Speaker 22: to see if they were ready, and that's when they
Speaker 22: just exploded straight.
Speaker 4: I didn't know they could do that.
Speaker 22: You have to pierce them. You have to pierce them
Speaker 22: before you cook.
Speaker 4: Them, otherwise they would explode in your face. It needs
Speaker 4: to be some kind of advisory. Come on, VI of
Speaker 4: Nanny's steak. We need it sometimes.
Speaker 22: Wake up sheep, like I'm doing that now. It's a public.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you for suffering on our behalf. I did
Speaker 4: not know you need to piss horse chestnuts.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 22: So yeah, the big, the big ones that you get,
Speaker 22: like I know.
Speaker 4: Those ones a bit market. They're lovely, but they're pre pissed.
Speaker 4: They're pre pissed. If you know, you.
Speaker 22: Know little pulpy bombs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, vicious little pulpy bombs. Jess, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You have a good day, you Jeesia.
Speaker 24: John, Hey, guys, cup us some fresh baby spew right.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no parent gets through those early years without
Speaker 4: getting spewed in the face and the rest of it
Speaker 4: as well, ones and twos everything.
Speaker 24: It was a bit of a rocky mistake too.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 24: Uh, I was having a very special time with my daughter,
Speaker 24: just go for the bottle and having a daddy daughter moment.
Speaker 24: I was just sort of throwing her up and down
Speaker 24: above me while I was lying on my back, and
Speaker 24: she was giggling and laughing, and I was just in
Speaker 24: awe and being in all My mouth was just wide
Speaker 24: opening the old pasteurized milk.
Speaker 4: Lordy, sir, in the mouth, first to face in the mouth.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, Oh John, that is horrendous. Yes, every parent,
Speaker 4: every dat can relate to that.
Speaker 22: Uh.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're gonna give you. We're going to give you
Speaker 4: one thousand dollars rock corner of the wheat.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Oh, Christian was giving me high eyebrows. I didn't
Speaker 3: know what for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love this story there and John, you you
Speaker 4: just want an instant one thousand dollars rock corner of
Speaker 4: the week.
Speaker 24: Oh, thank you very.
Speaker 4: Much, guys. Dad is awesome.
Speaker 24: Well then, John, I'm drinking the top shelf tonight.
Speaker 4: That's it. Straight to the A two, my friend. So
Speaker 4: thanks to Mercedes Benz Beryck Australis most ofwarded Mercedes Benz
Speaker 4: retailer just a short twenty four minutes from that Burnley tunnel,
Speaker 4: Johnny boy, well done, Thank you, thank you, all right,
Speaker 4: thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast milk was a bad choice.
Speaker 4: We'll hit you in the face nine four one four three.
Speaker 4: We'll hit you in the face now before we take
Speaker 4: some more calls, I should just read this amazing email
Speaker 4: that came in late yesterday evening. This time you incidental
Speaker 4: the show. We were hearing these lovely stories from you
Speaker 4: about why you love your job. We do now every Wednesday.
Speaker 4: We just hear from people who really love what they're doing.
Speaker 4: There's something that really infectious. It happens when you listen
Speaker 4: to these stories and I got the EMAI. I never
Speaker 4: thought about another angle for some of you as well, Christian.
Speaker 4: I've been listening to the people yesterday calling it about
Speaker 4: how much they love their jobs. Excited and fulfilled. That
Speaker 4: isn't me though, maybe we're I don't like my job.
Speaker 4: It feels like groundholder a every day but without the
Speaker 4: fun bits. So yesterday evening, after listening to everyone in
Speaker 4: the morning, I went and Google search and I'm just
Speaker 4: enrolled in a course starting next year in January. And
Speaker 4: in eighteen months time I will be calling you up
Speaker 4: and I'll be telling you about what I love and
Speaker 4: how inspirational it is. So thank you to all the
Speaker 4: people that called in. I appreciated the kickoup the butt
Speaker 4: when I needed it. Anonymous question because my boss, Karen
Speaker 4: Boss listens to the show. Maybe maybe he needs to
Speaker 4: go and roll and do something. But thank you very much.
Speaker 4: That's a great email. All Right, we'll hit you in
Speaker 4: the face, so say some last calls before the news. Dave, Dave,
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Dave. What hit you in the face?
Speaker 15: Mad I was at a local gym and the guy
Speaker 15: had put in a handmade chest breast bitch and the
Speaker 15: stirrups were too close together on the back and there
Speaker 15: was twenty kilos in each gens. There was two twenty
Speaker 15: kilos lost one end. They had to lighten it up
Speaker 15: and the bear came up and smacked me and cracked me.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I.
Speaker 15: Walk upon the ground.
Speaker 4: Would have been.
Speaker 15: You all right?
Speaker 4: Look them out of my nose, dave you you effectively
Speaker 4: knocked yourself out. Yeah I did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yes, homemade is not a word. I want to
Speaker 3: hear the gym Jim and chest prece.
Speaker 17: Yes.
Speaker 15: So the syrups the back are just too close together.
Speaker 15: They weren't white.
Speaker 19: Not day.
Speaker 4: Very funny story, well told. Thank you very much for
Speaker 4: give us a call. A good note, Kara, good morning,
Speaker 4: did you say Kara?
Speaker 21: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Yes, he Hi, I'm good. Welcome to the show. So
Speaker 4: I hate you in the face.
Speaker 20: Yeah.
Speaker 23: So, my sister just got a tattoo along her ribs
Speaker 23: and I was trying to help her with the healing
Speaker 23: process by putting some of the pants in on it.
Speaker 23: So she had to take off the clothing on the
Speaker 23: top half of her body. As I'm helping her rub this,
Speaker 23: the pants and in her pants decided to start falling down.
Speaker 23: So to try and save me from being flashed, she
Speaker 23: quickly lets go of everything at the top that she's holding,
Speaker 23: grabs her pants, but then her top half hits me
Speaker 23: in the face and it slaps me down to the floor.
Speaker 10: And let's say she was.
Speaker 23: A larger chested person and this was maybe quite large,
Speaker 23: and it was a sump like.
Speaker 21: I felt it.
Speaker 4: I've been here in the face with a big wet fish.
Speaker 23: Yeah, yeah, it would be what.
Speaker 4: A scene's like looking yourself out like Day's the Irish boxer.
Speaker 23: Yeah, and she just laughed at me instead of trying
Speaker 23: to help.
Speaker 4: What a bonding moment for you both.
Speaker 23: Yeah, we'll never forget about it.
Speaker 4: We still want you always have that. You always panthum Cara.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for your story mate. Have a
Speaker 4: good day, Andrea.
Speaker 25: Good morning, Kristen.
Speaker 11: How are you.
Speaker 25: I'm a big witch fish. I was on a catamaran
Speaker 25: with my family. We were going around the Great Barrier
Speaker 25: Island at the top of New Zealand and I'm doing
Speaker 25: a window and you hear about tenant moment on the
Speaker 25: front for katamaran. We hit a school of fish, flying fish,
Speaker 25: and I got hit in the face in the face
Speaker 25: ended up looking not like hat wins day, but somebody.
Speaker 4: Wentworth you've got a black eye.
Speaker 25: Black eye fish.
Speaker 3: The first time I saw a flying fish. It just
Speaker 3: doesn't compute, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: It looks yea and they go quite didn't see it
Speaker 4: coming you into the four windslor out there andrew a
Speaker 4: very very funny story. Thank you very much for showing
Speaker 4: it all.
Speaker 25: Some guys hit a good day bye.
Speaker 4: Look Christian Connell Show podcast to down the time waster.
Speaker 4: You can group past you in five minutes to go
Speaker 4: to Red Hot Summer Tour back at Rochford Winery next
Speaker 4: year in March. You can take five mates. Tickets are
Speaker 4: a sell today followed out summer tour ses Cat Show
Speaker 4: Cheap Trick, which is brilliant John Stevenson. Loads more tickets
Speaker 4: are on sale today at Ticketmaster. Today is World Cat Day.
Speaker 3: How's where are you going? We don't hear about him
Speaker 3: as god.
Speaker 4: I had a good chat with him yesterday, I seriously did.
Speaker 4: I me and the Professor. I was showing him some
Speaker 4: pictures of how Ruby's doing at a universe at the moment,
Speaker 4: because it's her cat and the professor. The reason why
Speaker 4: he's now the professor Larry, by the way, is because
Speaker 4: we had that.
Speaker 3: He was a professor animal psychic came he told me
Speaker 3: that the fat cat I have was, in fact, say yes,
Speaker 3: professor of science.
Speaker 4: All right, so World Cat Day, would you two ever
Speaker 4: have a cat. What if Gordy one of the little
Speaker 4: I'm Gordy here, Danny. Can I have a nice cat
Speaker 4: like Big Larry.
Speaker 3: I just don't know if we'll get along with the
Speaker 3: dog son, So.
Speaker 4: Maybe I've got two dogs and Larry rules the dogs.
Speaker 4: Cats have cheap powers to have a cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were no no no. When I moved to Horsham.
Speaker 2: It was a stray cat actually, and you know, I
Speaker 2: think animals come to here for a reason. So we
Speaker 2: took Puss in. We just caught a puss.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: We had that cat for over twenty years and we've
Speaker 2: still got her ashes on the sideboard next to our dog,
Speaker 2: Charlie still there, mantle piece grave.
Speaker 3: The cat we had as a kid used to bring
Speaker 3: birds and possums into the house and the kitchen table
Speaker 3: shuinea pigs.
Speaker 2: We'd go out in the morning.
Speaker 3: The beer's someone.
Speaker 2: I know, tell me about it. I know it was awful.
Speaker 2: You know, funny story with that really quickly. Our next
Speaker 2: door neighbor was Chris's boss, right, and it was his
Speaker 2: kid's guinea pigs.
Speaker 4: This is like something out of Kirby Enthusiasm. You live
Speaker 4: next Georgia neighbor?
Speaker 17: Yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it was very awkward. And you know what
Speaker 2: she did. She'd pick them off one by one. She'd
Speaker 2: kill one a day, and she killed about four of
Speaker 2: them across the world.
Speaker 3: He said, this is a funny story.
Speaker 4: I'm where the function is coming. Funny, weird, funny crying
Speaker 4: mummy on the school.
Speaker 2: R Chris Boss at work on by like the fourth day, said,
Speaker 2: I think your cat has killed our kids guinea.
Speaker 4: Pigs one bye by one. You know they said that
Speaker 4: sometimes pets resemble their one by breakfast shows. You've seen
Speaker 4: too many bye one. I just see Jack being dragged
Speaker 4: by Jack. That's it, all right. So what are those
Speaker 4: cats listening to on their little cat stereos with the
Speaker 4: little cat headphones? What songs? We're looking for cats songs?
Speaker 4: But of course, so if you speak to any cats,
Speaker 4: you know who their favorite singer is, Catnip Stevens Bonus one.
Speaker 4: All right, tell you what they're listening to. They love
Speaker 4: George Michael, that's right, Careless Whisker.
Speaker 3: Gold An, don't stop me out Silver.
Speaker 4: I walk for line, Johnny Cash Cat, Johnny Cat Cash go,
Speaker 4: I walt for line. I've had the time of my.
Speaker 3: Lives, Oh Clever Gold my cat friends, certainly those guinea pigs.
Speaker 4: Manx, I feel like a woman.
Speaker 3: Silver, that's creepy.
Speaker 5: Borin gold.
Speaker 4: There we go, getting ready for the drama next week,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, what have you got then? Cat songs? What
Speaker 4: are they listening to?
Speaker 3: Bohemian catsidy good bronze right here right mew oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right here, right now. That's better gold.
Speaker 3: Claw than a feeling.
Speaker 4: That's good Silver.
Speaker 3: I think we're alone, yell, okay.
Speaker 4: Al right, what have you got for your cat songs?
Speaker 4: Were the cats listening to? Oh four seventy five O
Speaker 4: three one O four three.
Speaker 5: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: So hopefully tomorrow and they show more though some funny
Speaker 4: stories like Patsy's one about animals being killed. One by one.
Speaker 3: We gave away a caller of the week that's going
Speaker 3: to say, take that money off.
Speaker 4: Him, take it. Pats Acra winner one by one, got
Speaker 4: a funny story about murder, No about I.
Speaker 2: Made like funny, like weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we know what you mean. Your idea of funny
Speaker 4: is death. Alrighty cat songs, jack, what do they win?
Speaker 3: They're winning a ticket for them and five kittens too
Speaker 3: red hot Summer Tour.
Speaker 4: I said so yeah, they can take five of the litter.
Speaker 4: Let'say collected. Let's go again, five plus it doesn't sound right. Choke, Okay,
Speaker 4: what do they win?
Speaker 3: They win a tickets for five of their friends and
Speaker 3: themselves to red Hot Summer to It.
Speaker 4: Uh Cat songs turning Siamese Gold. It's a long hair
Speaker 4: to the top. Silver puts in the sky with a
Speaker 4: diamond collar. Bronze baby got cat gold Well dun, Paul,
Speaker 4: enjoy that glass of milk tonight. It's it's the same, Paul.
Speaker 4: The milk's working. Paul will prove me wrong. Uptown fer
Speaker 4: ball silver rebel me ow gold, don't worry be tabby gold.
Speaker 4: That's very good. Justin mice mice baby Rohan silver poker face.
Speaker 4: Don't happened. I couldn't carry on the purr into peroca face.
Speaker 4: People are mange selling. People are strange. People are Maine silver,
Speaker 4: per some sugar on me gold. I got a feline
Speaker 4: by the black eyed purse, Go Steven slick Sime. He's
Speaker 4: on the dock, obbey silva like a persin gold. Funny
Speaker 4: funny instead of Hey mickey, hey kitty Silva, Mamma miao
Speaker 4: broz all right, who is off to Red Hot Summer's
Speaker 4: All Live.
Speaker 3: He's not gonna believe it. He's never on the prize,
Speaker 3: but he's there every day. Paul for Baby Got Cat.
Speaker 4: Wow, Milk it up. The Milkman delivers.
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Speaker 20: which I ordered to see me better and I tried to.
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