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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I will not get by focals.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wasn't allowed to experience the mechanisms.

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<v Speaker 4>Have yourself marry little Chris. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O fours.

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<v Speaker 4>Coome on in five minutes past six Thursday morning, Christian

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<v Speaker 4>O'Connell's show on Goal. Come on in, Jackie boy, Hey guys,

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<v Speaker 4>coome onring. Pats, Good morning, how's everything with you? The

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<v Speaker 4>sweet Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's busy, busy at the cold front at home because

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<v Speaker 2>we're preparing Audrey for camp.

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<v Speaker 4>And the last time I was last year's camp, she

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<v Speaker 4>was around the corner of the field.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, you waved to her from the backyard.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we went out to stake it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Then three corners around that. Now where's she going? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>They're off down to the coast and she's very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is like a proper her first proper camp,

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<v Speaker 2>which means they're intent.

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<v Speaker 4>So she's not already seen anything sort of outside one

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<v Speaker 4>where you've raised her in that compound.

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<v Speaker 6>Stop it always tended to the house and some no

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<v Speaker 6>actually physically says.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they're proper proper camping out under the under the stars,

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<v Speaker 2>in the open and in a tent.

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<v Speaker 4>So I mean when you say proper campound I present.

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<v Speaker 4>I've always thought that that is camping. The improper one.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what the kitchen table, you're.

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<v Speaker 3>In the tent, but you're in race out sorts safe.

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<v Speaker 3>You can use their bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no cushy dorms with bunk beds or catering. They

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<v Speaker 2>are doing it all themselves. So I think it'll be

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of a learning curve for city mouse,

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<v Speaker 2>so we you don't worry.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's not like you live in the CBD above

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<v Speaker 4>the MCG city called Jack and I city sick as

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<v Speaker 4>the other day you see the pair you live out

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<v Speaker 4>on some ranch out west you Jackman in that movie Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>She's never been camping ever before.

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<v Speaker 4>Had been an amazing experience, is she excites.

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<v Speaker 2>Nervous, so excited, so her at her best mate. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>you know they pair off, but you've got to send

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<v Speaker 2>them like you know, Christian with the girls, umpty million

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<v Speaker 2>jocks and socks and two pair.

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<v Speaker 4>Of sneakers, two of everything, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>This is like three and four of everything. So I

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<v Speaker 2>had to look at the list. You get a list

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, oh BlimE me, I need to get organized.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they can't, of course, take a suitcase that

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<v Speaker 2>they normally take because.

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<v Speaker 4>Louis case.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, I said to her, honey, you need

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<v Speaker 2>to take like there's food this time, you need to

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<v Speaker 2>take a garbage bag. You need to take all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, she's she's very excited. So I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's only two nights we're talking about.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like, she's going for a fortnight.

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<v Speaker 2>It will feel like a fortnight to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure we can break.

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<v Speaker 2>We won't know what to do with ourselves.

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<v Speaker 4>What advice she's staying on those crystal Brooks she's Tom's

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<v Speaker 4>winner would be calling out, is that you ordering?

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<v Speaker 3>What advice did you and Chris give her? Because you're

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<v Speaker 3>both from the country, so surely you've been camping before.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, she's she's scared of petrified of there being

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<v Speaker 2>spiders and snakes, and we're like, no, they're more scared

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<v Speaker 2>of you than you are of them. It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just like, you know, watering it down because she's

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<v Speaker 2>not she'll be a nightmare. Did you enjoy camp I

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<v Speaker 2>loved camp and ironically, she's going to the same place

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<v Speaker 2>I went to a year eight.

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<v Speaker 4>You're kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's brilliant. It's so so good. It's like backs

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<v Speaker 2>onto the beach.

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<v Speaker 4>So when does she go?

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<v Speaker 2>She goes not this week but the following.

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<v Speaker 4>You're so advised. I would not go anywhere. That lessen

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<v Speaker 4>is about the day off and then driving around like

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<v Speaker 4>chemists warehouse getting the medical supply. Absolute panic. We don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what I presuming she was going this weekend. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 4>not for need to look at that for another two weeks.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Do people go camping in the ucas that they do?

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<v Speaker 4>It's just really miserable. You imagine, the UK isn't a

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<v Speaker 4>warm climate, and even when it is the summer, people

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<v Speaker 4>do go camping. And we were going to supposed to

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<v Speaker 4>go camping for five days and it was just horrific.

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<v Speaker 4>The first night was cold, it was work. Remember we

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<v Speaker 4>woke the kids up at half five and just packed

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<v Speaker 4>the tent up and went in a hotel. That is

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<v Speaker 4>the end of my camping life.

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<v Speaker 3>Camping can be really fun, but there's nothing more miserable

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<v Speaker 3>than a wet camping.

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<v Speaker 4>To do on the ground, and I was like, this

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<v Speaker 4>is seeping into my kidneys. This is a horrible experience.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's go through some of your emails. We

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<v Speaker 4>call Late Laparty Late. You can email the show. But

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<v Speaker 4>anything you ever hear us talking about with you catching

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<v Speaker 4>up on old shows on the Iohea app, Christians getting

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<v Speaker 4>straight Grouse the name of your music, yes, seven days

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<v Speaker 4>Ago comes from famous grouse the Irish whisky. Do you

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<v Speaker 4>know what? There are about eight different ways of understanding

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<v Speaker 4>where grouse come from. What is your understanding of what

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<v Speaker 4>grouse means? I thought it was an Aussie word.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I had no idea the where the origin of

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<v Speaker 3>it is. But somebody also told me this week that

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<v Speaker 3>it's a Victorian only word, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Text saying it doesn't exist in Essay or anywhere else

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<v Speaker 4>in Australia. It's a very Victorian.

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<v Speaker 3>I found that hard to believe. But maybe people from Essay,

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<v Speaker 3>a queenslande on New South Wales can verify that they

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<v Speaker 3>didn't use it in the eddies. That would be nice.

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<v Speaker 4>John here said, it's from the famous grouse the Irish whiskey.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day, if you were having a famous grouse,

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<v Speaker 4>it meant it was from the top shelf, as in

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<v Speaker 4>the best, and it became Ossie slaying grouse, meaning the best.

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<v Speaker 4>That's from John, Thank you very much, Christian. When I

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<v Speaker 4>was ten, we were on a summer holiday down by

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<v Speaker 4>the beach, so about six kids hanging around together. We

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<v Speaker 4>came across a huge bubble shaped spider high up between

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<v Speaker 4>some trees on a giant web. But we decided to

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<v Speaker 4>rocks at it. This is what you do when you're ten.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't understand something, you just throw rocks at it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like pats and planes, the sun, moon, gravity. Just

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<v Speaker 4>throw TV, throw rocks to see if we could hit it,

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<v Speaker 4>until someone did, and then thousands of tiny spiders poured

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<v Speaker 4>out from the broken back of a giant spider. Do

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<v Speaker 4>spiders have hundreds of other spiders in them?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they mummy spiders?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you? That's from Daniel Christian. I went to London

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<v Speaker 4>last week and noticed that every other person there appeared

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<v Speaker 4>to be an Australian tourist. Maybe this is why RIO

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<v Speaker 4>thought there were so many ugly people over there. Lots

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<v Speaker 4>of love, Simon, Thank you Simon. I'd forgotten about that

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<v Speaker 4>slur from a couple of weeks ago on the show.

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<v Speaker 4>And this is from Simon who listens to the show

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<v Speaker 4>in Tasmania. Christians listened to your show last night and

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<v Speaker 4>can totally relate to your pantsy saw about the roller skates. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to take some more stories on this. We're

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<v Speaker 4>talking yesterday about what were you not allowed to have

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<v Speaker 4>as a kid, and perhaps you want to have the

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<v Speaker 4>decent proper roaders.

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<v Speaker 2>Proper boot ones. I had this strap on top in the.

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<v Speaker 4>Early eighties, Christian, I, like Patsy, had the povo variety

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<v Speaker 4>of roader skates that unfortunately expanded as I grew They

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<v Speaker 4>almost equated to wearing legs splints that were rickety. I

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<v Speaker 4>beg for my mum for the white lace up boots

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<v Speaker 4>with the red wheels, and finally my begging was answered.

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<v Speaker 4>I took my brand new skates to local rink, skated

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<v Speaker 4>my way around like Tauvelanden in the Olympics of tunes

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<v Speaker 4>of Kiss on the jubebox. Fast forward thirty years, I

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<v Speaker 4>happened to buy another pair for my fortieth I put

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<v Speaker 4>them on, went skating, got a blister and they just

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<v Speaker 4>sit in a cupboard and pristine condition. I might sell

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<v Speaker 4>them to Patsy soon. Thank you very much your email.

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<v Speaker 4>As always, you can email the show Christian at Christian

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<v Speaker 4>O'Connell dot com dot.

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<v Speaker 5>You Christian O'Connell show podcast good.

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<v Speaker 4>On two Alan and Cambra. Christian grouse is regularly used

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<v Speaker 4>here in camera Hello to Jackie who is listened to show.

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<v Speaker 4>In essay, Grouse's widely used and has done for decades

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<v Speaker 4>there as well, So maybe it is a nationally recognized word.

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<v Speaker 4>Reo Christian.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I have recently bought a garden hose.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations you well done on adulting you.

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<v Speaker 2>In an apartment though you don't have a garden.

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<v Speaker 3>I do.

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<v Speaker 8>I have flower boxes now a very extreme way of water.

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<v Speaker 4>Who the hell under the age of seventy has a

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<v Speaker 4>cum quatch?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I've ever eaten a cum quote.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll bring one in for.

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<v Speaker 4>You, addressing on like a fancy sort of salad.

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely can be there, like a very sour, tiny mandarin.

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<v Speaker 3>I do like a mandarin.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, if you do you like sour things, yes, you'll

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<v Speaker 8>love a cum quote.

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<v Speaker 4>How big is a little cumquat tree? Grow to that

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<v Speaker 4>have a little dwarf one.

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<v Speaker 8>They can get up to two point five meters, but

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<v Speaker 8>because I'm the.

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<v Speaker 4>Proud chie of the show. Growing you on cum quat tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Three meters tree on a balcony is a big tree.

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<v Speaker 3>It will be too big, yes, but that is.

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<v Speaker 4>Falling onto someone down in Richmond, isn't it in a

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<v Speaker 4>couple of years time. So you've got the hose.

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<v Speaker 8>I got the hose, and I've started noticing that I'm

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<v Speaker 8>playing a lot with the nozzle and I'm finding myself.

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<v Speaker 4>In the shower heads because I think they've got about

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<v Speaker 4>six you twist it round, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>And so I've got to decide what sort of you know,

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<v Speaker 8>nozzle guy, am I? What's my nozzle setting. I've settled

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<v Speaker 8>on the soaka, which is like the big thick gloss.

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<v Speaker 4>That's terrible, like it's like a waterfall.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, exactly, it's thick. It's whenever I toggles broken. I

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<v Speaker 6>actually think who uses this? This is something between mist

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<v Speaker 6>and jets.

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<v Speaker 4>Just spets on whatever you need to water because it

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<v Speaker 4>just goes like it only goes like two inches in

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<v Speaker 4>front of it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's equivalent to like if you take a mouthful water

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<v Speaker 3>and it's too much and you let it just dribble

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<v Speaker 3>out of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you do when they take a swing of

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<v Speaker 4>that water and they go, that's that setting.

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<v Speaker 8>You can control it and it sticks. I feel like

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<v Speaker 8>you're not going to get any good that way.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you use fixed flow?

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<v Speaker 8>Which one is that?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd say that's your your solid sort of steady flow.

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<v Speaker 4>Not jet. That's not jet, okay, Jet is you're just

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<v Speaker 4>demolished jet.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to blast everything in my part getting giant

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<v Speaker 2>because it's quicker. It's like, just cut to the chase.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually brings up the garden bed.

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<v Speaker 4>Up against the wall and on your garden park, get

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<v Speaker 4>it done.

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<v Speaker 3>Look out for everybody. Use shower setting. Shower is the

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<v Speaker 3>perfect amount of speed. It's it's in between mist and jet.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought the rest would not too much ground with

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<v Speaker 3>the shower.

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<v Speaker 4>Yours is like a broken sprinkler head. And I think,

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<v Speaker 4>actually that is it's hard to get a single focus

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<v Speaker 4>and direction fixed flow. To bring it back to flix flow,

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<v Speaker 4>you know where you are. It's like a laser at

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<v Speaker 4>the garden. I always feel like the garden goes, this

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<v Speaker 4>guy knows what we need.

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<v Speaker 8>It's predictable and it's boring, but the garden's excited.

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<v Speaker 4>That you're doing that.

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<v Speaker 3>The garden wants consistency. Essentially, what it wants is something

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<v Speaker 3>that mimics rain closely and.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard and.

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<v Speaker 3>That's firing out.

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<v Speaker 4>Rain like that.

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<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian, I'm also listened to you in Canberra. Lived in

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<v Speaker 4>Canberra for forty years. The use of the word grouse

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<v Speaker 4>is not block capitals here for my correspondent. Not a

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<v Speaker 4>common thing here, never was, never will be except by

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<v Speaker 4>strange impoints from south of the border.

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<v Speaker 3>Topic differently from another Camberan resident.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, canbra is rowing about grouse at the moment. Christian,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm with Jack when it comes to the garden, I

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<v Speaker 4>go for I think it sounds like what Jack's talking about,

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<v Speaker 4>basically like a shower head setting into the garden, gentle rain.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian com quints make excellent marmalade. I frequently used the

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<v Speaker 4>fruits from our trees for that's from Peter Krishnaman watching

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<v Speaker 4>Costa on Gardening Australia, and he said that the garden's

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<v Speaker 4>favorite host setting is the shower setting, and it's the gentlest,

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<v Speaker 4>gentlest stream for the plants and the soil.

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<v Speaker 3>It mimics the rain. That's what they're used.

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<v Speaker 4>To whatever Costa says, that ends the topic for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday then we were talking about, well you're never allowed

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<v Speaker 4>as a kid. You can give us a call now

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<v Speaker 4>nine four one four one four three. For Brendan, it

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<v Speaker 4>was Levi's jeans. My mom always brought me Wranglers because

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<v Speaker 4>they were cheaper. I was also raised in a wrangler

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<v Speaker 4>and the even worse than that was the Lee jeans

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<v Speaker 4>as well, horrible geese. There was something about that zip

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<v Speaker 4>as well where it was dangerous. It was a dice

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<v Speaker 4>every single time you using that horrible zip on them

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<v Speaker 4>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>And it almost sounded like levires. That was what was

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<v Speaker 3>torture is about.

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<v Speaker 4>We've got your pair leave.

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<v Speaker 2>We had a factory outlet in our town. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was all anyone wore was a Lee jean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, all my friends, because this is like junior fomo,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it. When you were a kid, it was all

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<v Speaker 4>about you just wanted to have whateverybody else. Now, Christian

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<v Speaker 4>and my friends wore Levi's. I only ever buy Levi's

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<v Speaker 4>Now are Brendan who can write all those wrongs? Sean Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I was never allowed anything sticky, cordial, soft drinks, that's

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<v Speaker 4>everything nice as a kid, Cordial soft drinks, lollies, gum,

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<v Speaker 4>even those rubberies, stretchy toys that you flung and would

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<v Speaker 4>stick to the wall, not allowed those Christian. This is

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<v Speaker 4>an odd one from Dell full cream milk. Mum used

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<v Speaker 4>to use low fat powdered meat milk. Oh god, we

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<v Speaker 4>called it cardboard milk. Alexandra was not on our ballet lessons.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just like the plotline for the movie Footloose Andy

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<v Speaker 4>or something, Nicole. I always wanted the game Operation, so

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<v Speaker 4>love the Game Operation when my dad said no, saying

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<v Speaker 4>I would lose all the pieces. So now my husband

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<v Speaker 4>bought it last year for me for Christmas. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 4>a lovely thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Br you're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Were you not allowed as a kid, Sammy? Good morning Sammy.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't allowed to build plastic kits because my mummy

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<v Speaker 4>said they would glue my hands together. Poor little Sammy's

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<v Speaker 4>fingers all glued together for life. For Rachel, what I

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<v Speaker 4>was allowed to have a kid? Chicken nuggets. Jamie Oliver

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<v Speaker 4>was on TV over here Christian and convinced my mum

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<v Speaker 4>wait personally, he said, hey, listen, Mamma Donovan, do not

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<v Speaker 4>give your kid. Rachel knows I've hated Jamie Oliver.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually remembered that episode of the He essentially said

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<v Speaker 3>what they do with the chicken nuggets is take all

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<v Speaker 3>the leftover parts of the chicken, blended up and make

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<v Speaker 3>it into a chicken nugget.

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<v Speaker 4>It was massive, Aldo sort of big global campaign with that. Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't allowed a I wasn't allowed to bike. I

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<v Speaker 4>had a scooter instead. Hard to keep up with all

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<v Speaker 4>your mates. You know you've been let by guys slow

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<v Speaker 4>down scooter when we went to the traffic bark. I

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<v Speaker 4>would always swat what you had a bike in in

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<v Speaker 4>the hedge stashed away. Also jeans, Christian, you were lucky

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<v Speaker 4>to even get your leaves. I had a brand called

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<v Speaker 4>hang ten. Oh my shame, shame.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know it's uncol until now I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Whatever you contact in the show, But let us know

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<v Speaker 4>what jeans you had as a kid, all right, so

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<v Speaker 4>let's go to lines. Good morning, Ruth, Hi, Christian, it's

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<v Speaker 4>Thruth you.

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<v Speaker 7>I just wanted to let you know that my mum

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<v Speaker 7>had baby dolls because they were too sexy. But now

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<v Speaker 7>I've got a cabinet full of them.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, I take it. You've obviously seen the movie

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<v Speaker 4>as well as great, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, as soon as it arrived I went straight down

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<v Speaker 7>there and watched it.

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<v Speaker 4>I love it when a movie arrived so well.

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<v Speaker 10>I love to go and know the bike one?

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<v Speaker 4>And how many barbies have you got? Now?

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<v Speaker 7>I must be over two hundred.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten two hundred no, no, what.

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<v Speaker 7>Happened was a friend of mine and Bendy Goes started

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<v Speaker 7>me off. And of course, so now I've made an

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<v Speaker 7>extension on the house.

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<v Speaker 4>I think just for the barbies.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I got I've got old ones and new ones,

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<v Speaker 7>you know, the original ones? Where do you keep them

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<v Speaker 7>in a glass cabinet in?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 7>And I've got some on the wall unit and you

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<v Speaker 7>know just about the house is nearly them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. Quite a look that, Ruth. Quite the look. What

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<v Speaker 4>do people say when they come around other than the

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<v Speaker 4>door open? Why is it locked in here?

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<v Speaker 11>Well?

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<v Speaker 7>I just sort of look and think and on this

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<v Speaker 7>kid's still still in a gone onto a second childhood.

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<v Speaker 12>I think.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Ruth, Thank you very much, Ruth.

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<v Speaker 7>No worries. Lovely talking to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Show pleasure Ruth, thank you very much. Okay, thank you

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<v Speaker 4>now on a watch list, Pauline, good morning, Good morning tea.

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<v Speaker 11>How are we today?

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<v Speaker 4>Good? Terrified? Terrified anyway, Pauline, what we know allowed as

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<v Speaker 4>a kid who was raised without tim tams in Australia,

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<v Speaker 4>it's an Australian.

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<v Speaker 11>It is an Australian.

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<v Speaker 13>My mum used to have them as morning tea with

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<v Speaker 13>her tennis.

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<v Speaker 10>Mate.

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<v Speaker 4>I can see the scene now when your mom had

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<v Speaker 4>her friends round. They changed, didn't they. Okay's my son, Chrissy.

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<v Speaker 4>Come here, Chrissy, come and look at him. Come here, Sitney,

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<v Speaker 4>mum's lap on twenty one.

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<v Speaker 13>But mum always told us they were diet biscuit. So

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<v Speaker 13>of course when you hear diet, you think they're lucky.

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<v Speaker 11>So you just didn't meet those smart.

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<v Speaker 4>Mom saving all that stash, those tennis chums.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember, mate, My mum used to have limits biscuits.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have those in the UK? They are like

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<v Speaker 2>a diet biscuit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, were delicious, Yeah, I thought they tasted foul. Were

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<v Speaker 4>like chalk. Well we went chalk.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't have like sweet biscuits, so that was like

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<v Speaker 2>our form of sweet biscuits. It was about as good

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<v Speaker 2>as it got.

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<v Speaker 4>Pauline, thank you so much for your story mate, Very funny, cool,

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<v Speaker 4>You're welcome. It's just the image of those tennis mates

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<v Speaker 4>when your mum had her gang round. I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 4>There was always just something I was just thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Your mom didn't never do that.

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<v Speaker 4>He just went somewhere, got drunk and apart, wept at

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<v Speaker 4>the moon or whatever they did that the repress generation,

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<v Speaker 4>whatever they did sign it a round a fire. But

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<v Speaker 4>your mom haven't have friends around. There's something, there's something

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<v Speaker 4>out that which just makes me laugh. Kay, good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning morning. Kay. So what were you not allowed

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<v Speaker 4>as a kid.

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<v Speaker 13>I was never allowed to have store board jumpers.

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<v Speaker 7>My mother always knitted my jump Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>My gosh, that's not the lady yesterday. And my made

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<v Speaker 4>denim jeans handmade like denim jeans.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah I had that too, But those my school jumpers

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<v Speaker 7>were handing.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh just actually a form of a kind of abuse

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<v Speaker 4>to kids. Really, you're earmarking them for special treatment or

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<v Speaker 4>come on school. That's worse than hang ten jeans. Come on, Kay,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much. She called I have a good day.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christianers Kids This is from louise A's kids. My brother

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<v Speaker 4>and I were never allowed junk food at all, No coke, nothing,

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<v Speaker 4>No McDonald's. Mom maybe light to said the McDonald's only

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<v Speaker 4>sold chips, even though we would see people that's just

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<v Speaker 4>a funny looking chip.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, I would still want to go as a kid

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<v Speaker 3>and just get some chippies.

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<v Speaker 4>Lenny goome oning, good morning, how are you? I'm good, Lennie. So, Lenny,

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<v Speaker 4>when you were younger, what we're not allowed as a kid.

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<v Speaker 14>Well, we used to go to this restaurant Sizzler, But

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<v Speaker 14>I don't know why it was called Sizzler because all

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<v Speaker 14>we were allowed to do is get the all you

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<v Speaker 14>can eat salad and assert bar. So I have no

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<v Speaker 14>idea what else the restaurants sold, whether it sold any

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<v Speaker 14>kind of sizzling products.

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<v Speaker 4>But lovely Cisy, I spoke, lettuce is coming.

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<v Speaker 12>Your way exactly.

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<v Speaker 14>The cells were very.

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<v Speaker 3>Poor thing, Lenny. I think we were the same. We

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<v Speaker 3>never looked at a menu at Sissila. We were only

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<v Speaker 3>allowed that we can eat.

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<v Speaker 14>I don't even think they had a menu. It was

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<v Speaker 14>just eat salads and all you can eat.

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<v Speaker 3>But it was worth it for that soft server machine.

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<v Speaker 3>You were allowed to run the soft serve yourself.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, exactly, you could make it. You can make the

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<v Speaker 14>biggest ice cream you'd ever.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, pull those lovely salad crude tees on top.

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<v Speaker 14>We used to make up like bacon bits on the

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<v Speaker 14>ice cream. And but the best thing about it is

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<v Speaker 14>you got the parma than cheese toast. No matter what

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<v Speaker 14>you ordered, you got this palma than cheese toast on

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<v Speaker 14>the side, and that was that was that made it

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<v Speaker 14>worth it.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome good stuff, Lenny, Thank you very much, give us

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<v Speaker 4>a call mate, have a good day. Thanks for show.

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<v Speaker 14>I just want to say I used to live in

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<v Speaker 14>London and listen to you on Absolute and then when

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<v Speaker 14>I moved back, you moved here. So it's been great

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<v Speaker 14>having you here in Australia as well.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's so nice to say. Thank you very much, Danny.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks back in the old days, all right, thanks so much.

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<v Speaker 4>How good teres, Good morning, good morning morning teres. What

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<v Speaker 4>were you not allowed as a kid?

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<v Speaker 11>We were we should never learned to have a bike.

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<v Speaker 4>You could even cycle.

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<v Speaker 11>Too many cars and probably not very athletic, so it

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<v Speaker 11>wasn't there to have the bark. But when we moved

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<v Speaker 11>to calkewo just up the road.

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<v Speaker 4>We were allowed to have a horse, nothing about the

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<v Speaker 4>safest scenes in the world.

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<v Speaker 11>No, no, So we go off to the sale to

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<v Speaker 11>buy the horse, and Dad buys this, this wonderful looking

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<v Speaker 11>Talamo horse straight off the truck from the rodeo because

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<v Speaker 11>he wouldn't back properly. Yes, we've got an X rodeo horse.

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<v Speaker 4>Is our first ever horse, an ex rodeo horse. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>bloody hell. All right, therese amazing scenes. I thank you

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<v Speaker 4>very much and call son no, thank you so nice, Kelly,

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<v Speaker 4>And that one gets through. Hey, we want I just

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<v Speaker 4>said we're on a streak. We haven't had any wrong ones. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>And then it turns out now we did rodeo horse. Kelly,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, good morning, Good morning, Kelly. Were you're not

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<v Speaker 4>allowed as a kid, we.

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<v Speaker 14>Weren't allowed to have fish when we had got fish

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<v Speaker 14>and chips.

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<v Speaker 11>Our kids weren't allowed to have fish because.

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<v Speaker 15>It was too expensive.

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<v Speaker 11>Love Christian the trauma and expressed when my sister turned

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<v Speaker 11>of age of it, like twelve or thirteen, she was

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<v Speaker 11>allowed to have a piece.

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<v Speaker 15>I remember looking at her with the evil eyes, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Mum and dad were allowed to have fish when you

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<v Speaker 3>got fish and chips.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, you're allowed to have patty cakes and dim.

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<v Speaker 16>Now you're of age, you understand, Kenny, very funny, Thank

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<v Speaker 16>you very much for calling mate.

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<v Speaker 11>Thank you shut out to my granddaughter.

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<v Speaker 4>Aria Janet a well.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian Connell's show podcast every Thursday.

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<v Speaker 4>Then we look for your amazing facts. We call it

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<v Speaker 4>what the Facts.

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<v Speaker 17>Is a little segment where we will judge your fast.

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<v Speaker 4>What the facts baby? What the third baby? Nine four

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<v Speaker 4>one four? Why not? Nine four one four. If you're

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<v Speaker 4>doing radio show, you do stuff like that, and I

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<v Speaker 4>will judge me like that. Nine four one four one

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<v Speaker 4>oh four three. As we hear your facts, we have

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<v Speaker 4>a listen and we work out whether they are fascinating

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<v Speaker 4>or whether they're just a.

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<v Speaker 18>Bit mildly interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>And for the really dull ones that must never be

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<v Speaker 4>spoken to to another human being, you'll hear this and

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<v Speaker 4>politely leave the show. They'll make it awkward choice, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>all right? Nine four one four one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 3>Jackie boy, can you guys judge this one for me?

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<v Speaker 3>I heard it on the weekend, A child taught it

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<v Speaker 3>to me, So go easy on this fact. Yeah, sunscreen

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<v Speaker 3>is more effective the colder than it is.

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<v Speaker 18>Oh wildly interest yeah, how.

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<v Speaker 3>So he didn't say you might have had.

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<v Speaker 4>In the corresponding few days, I was approaching a radio

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<v Speaker 4>break with this to have some supplementary evidence. He didn't say.

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<v Speaker 3>I just took his word for it.

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<v Speaker 4>The questions yours. That's the thing with kids, I just

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<v Speaker 4>let you down. Michael has got this Disney World. How's

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<v Speaker 4>the fifth largest navy in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Why have they got a navy?

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<v Speaker 4>I think this is what they're getting ready. They're getting

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<v Speaker 4>ready for the big pushes.

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<v Speaker 3>Own everything, so I wouldn't be surprised.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's in terms of total boats owned. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>So they owned some like seven hundred and fifty water crafts.

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<v Speaker 2>That makes me hardly wasships, are they?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so they're counting the boats you go through, Small World. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I hate dumb facts.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Worthy.

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<v Speaker 4>Had such a strong opinion on dumb fact hate them things.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack hates just dumb facts.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a smug fact. I can imagine telling you that

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<v Speaker 3>a party goes because technically.

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a technicality, and this show does not like technicalities

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<v Speaker 4>in your face, walk Disney Ray. The standard railway with

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<v Speaker 4>four foot eight and a half inches is derived from

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<v Speaker 4>these specifications. Again, this is a technicality. What are we

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<v Speaker 4>at school? Ray, I'm trying to a breakfast show here

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<v Speaker 4>and entertain Jody. At least eighty percent of an ant

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<v Speaker 4>colony is always awake your and sleep doctor, two hundred

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<v Speaker 4>and fifty times a day, each sleep lasting about a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>Jack post is and man, Jody, I like this. This

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<v Speaker 4>is from Michelle. One of the teams came in itself

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<v Speaker 4>checked one just in case it was some sort of

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<v Speaker 4>racist joke. This feature is not called what the racist joke?

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, Australia. The Great Wall of China. This has

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<v Speaker 4>been changed. The Great Wall of China has actually held

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<v Speaker 4>together bya lots of sticky rice. You understand, now, you

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<v Speaker 4>understand we just did. It's true. Yeah, around five hundred

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<v Speaker 4>CE sticky rice soup was mixed with was with lime

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<v Speaker 4>to make an organic composite mortar that had more strength

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<v Speaker 4>than using lime water. Again with this slightly gidding. Kangaroos

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<v Speaker 4>have two pairs of ears. Oh, I did not know

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<v Speaker 4>that one pair on their head, the other pair between

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<v Speaker 4>their first two toes. Wow, my favorite ones we ever

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<v Speaker 4>got on this? Every of the animal ones? Is this right?

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<v Speaker 4>They've come, They've got They've got between their first two toes.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got a set of ears.

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<v Speaker 2>Down there that here like oncoming predatorsms through the ground. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the vibrations, I think that's fascinating, Yes, fascinating.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, need I just don't believe. I believe they can

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<v Speaker 3>feel vibrations through their feet. But he is in their feet?

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<v Speaker 4>Can anyone verify this?

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<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Share your facts in What the fact? Do you think

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<v Speaker 4>we need to get a toilet? Moved a bit nearer here?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I don't think start were.

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<v Speaker 4>Worried about chat there. It's just disappeared for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Quite the while. It is quite warmed to get to

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just not in a hurry.

0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:40.880
<v Speaker 4>I know, well you need to be because there's a show.

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<v Speaker 3>I know the songs very well, and I know how

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<v Speaker 3>much time at any given.

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<v Speaker 4>Moment you look a little bit lighter. That's all I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 4>Stop off the ball. What the fact, baby? What the

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<v Speaker 4>fat baby? All right? Before we go to the lines,

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<v Speaker 4>Beck Dwyer is already at work and and send us

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<v Speaker 4>this fact. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. What do

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<v Speaker 4>we think the Mona Lisa Mona Lisa is an eyebrowless lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Fascinating, is it?

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<v Speaker 17>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>I know you don't. I know you don't like art,

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<v Speaker 4>but come on, maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just like overplucked or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Very different. Take on art. This piece of art here

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<v Speaker 4>is peerless and priceless. Southby's kind of it. It's the

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<v Speaker 4>overplucked lady.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got a hint of an eyebrow, s Taylor. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>a very delicate, subtle brow.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm still fascinating.

0:29:47.240 --> 0:29:48.960
<v Speaker 3>That's why iving you with such a great artist.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Christina, good morning? Oh sorry, that's my job again.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not in a rush. Can go back to that

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<v Speaker 4>toilet the minute, finishing off what he started to clip off.

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<v Speaker 10>A bit a good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, yes, good morning, Christina. Welcome to What the fact? Christina?

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>And then what facts have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 10>So when you breathe, normally you do produce a little

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<v Speaker 10>bit of night TRIX's oxide, but when you hum, it

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:20.880
<v Speaker 10>actually increases fifteen to twenty times more, and night trik

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<v Speaker 10>oxides the natural anti fungal, antiviral, and antibacterial, so you're

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<v Speaker 10>actually sterilizing the air in your nose as well as

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<v Speaker 10>opening up your airways and preventing some bugs.

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<v Speaker 4>It also has a proven effect to relax people very

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<v Speaker 4>very quickly by humming on the outbreathing, increasing the flow

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<v Speaker 4>of air between the sinus and the nasal cavity.

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<v Speaker 3>And you'll please those around you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we're the nice am fascinating. Yeah, I love it, Christina,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you very much, thank you. M hmm, Alan, good morning, Good.

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<v Speaker 19>Morning Christians, Jack and person congress first on your.

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<v Speaker 2>Wim Oh, thank you fast.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, So.

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<v Speaker 19>I have a fact that the butchers, we do not

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<v Speaker 19>want to hit anyone to know, but whistle blower is

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<v Speaker 19>that when butchers marinate meat, it's on the turn and

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<v Speaker 19>it gives them extra week's list.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, this is going to upset a lot of our

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<v Speaker 4>butcher friends.

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<v Speaker 20>How do you know this because I used to deliver

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<v Speaker 20>the butchers and yeah and all that told any kivat

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<v Speaker 20>or marinate it, it gives an extra week list.

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<v Speaker 3>Fascinating.

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<v Speaker 4>If trail pending, we're never going to see Alan again.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to be chopped up. I'll see you in

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<v Speaker 4>that big fridge this weekend. It's funny looking rack of ribs.

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<v Speaker 4>It's Alan, fascinating.

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<v Speaker 3>This is what happens to you if you spread any more.

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<v Speaker 2>Whistle blower.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Allan, thank you very much. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 4>we go ahead. Red, Hey, good morning, Red. And what

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<v Speaker 4>is your fact for us?

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<v Speaker 21>My fact is about the tiger pistol shrimp.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us about the tiger pistol shrimp.

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<v Speaker 21>Yeah, he sucks up water into a little compartment into

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<v Speaker 21>his claw and then shoots it out. And when he

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<v Speaker 21>shoots it out, he generates a bubble. And when that

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<v Speaker 21>bubble burst, it's over two hundred decibels loud, and the

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<v Speaker 21>heat generated from it is over four thousand, four hundred celsius,

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<v Speaker 21>which is actually four times hotter than lava.

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<v Speaker 4>God, so much power for something so small.

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<v Speaker 21>Yeah, he's only a couple of inches big, and you

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<v Speaker 21>don't want to keep him in an aquarium.

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<v Speaker 4>The blast is wow that How do you know this

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<v Speaker 4>much about the old pistol shrimp.

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<v Speaker 21>I have a finite amount of space in my brain,

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<v Speaker 21>and apparently I use some of it for shrimp fact.

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<v Speaker 3>But two hundred decibels is extremely loud.

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<v Speaker 21>Yes, it's actually louder than a bullet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's I think our microphones go out to ten dB.

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<v Speaker 4>Radio are not interesting? Radio on repeat, But anyway, I

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<v Speaker 4>love you one about the old pistol shrimp fascinating.

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<v Speaker 21>Well, thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 4>So is it the loudest animal? What is the loudest animal?

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<v Speaker 4>If it's two hundred decibels, that makes it incredibly loud

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<v Speaker 4>and louder than a bullet.

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<v Speaker 21>Well, yeah, it's actually one of the loudest animals on

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<v Speaker 21>the planet. But it's hard to judge because the sound

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<v Speaker 21>is so sudden. It happens so quickly because it's a

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<v Speaker 21>kind of like a sonic boomy kind of thing. It's

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<v Speaker 21>a pistol that's pretty instant. So it sounds like a

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<v Speaker 21>click if you heard it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm hearing it right now. This is the pistol

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<v Speaker 4>show sound that loud? To me?

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<v Speaker 3>That's not loud at all.

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<v Speaker 21>It sounds like a click if you'd hear it. But

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<v Speaker 21>if your head is like right next to it, probably

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<v Speaker 21>blow your ear drum out.

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<v Speaker 4>What the noise is making? Can we talk about that?

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<v Speaker 4>What's that? That's what chat was making that noise earlier?

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<v Speaker 3>Have we got the right piece of audio? Is that

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<v Speaker 3>the pistol shrimp.

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<v Speaker 21>I'm gonna be honest, I'm not a shrimpologist.

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<v Speaker 4>So right now the shrimp people and the butchers are

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<v Speaker 4>calling the show. They're marching towards us right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that wasn't that loud?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes? All right, but Red, thank you very much for

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<v Speaker 4>calling him. Mish, good morning, Yes, good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>How are you?

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<v Speaker 4>How good? Mess up? You having a nice week?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 13>Not too bad? It will be better without a LURGI.

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<v Speaker 4>But I sorry to hear that. All right? Now, listen

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<v Speaker 4>to what facts have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 13>Young? Teenage dolphins eat a certain type of jellyfish.

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<v Speaker 11>To get high.

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<v Speaker 4>Dolphins like to get high? Yes, what do they do

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<v Speaker 4>with that?

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<v Speaker 2>On?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? And what do they do? How do they get high?

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<v Speaker 13>They eat the jellyfish and then they sort of hang

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<v Speaker 13>upside down and.

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<v Speaker 4>Try and go seven leven and get some munches.

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<v Speaker 13>Yes, so they Yeah, they get high and they have

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<v Speaker 13>a good time. But apparently it's just teenage dolphins.

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<v Speaker 4>So teenagers be teenagers, whether you're a dolphin or a human.

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<v Speaker 4>And I love that one, Mesh, thank you very much,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you, thank you. Keep them coming. It's a lurky

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<v Speaker 4>Carl Brighter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Christian I learned yesterday What a great day you had,

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<v Speaker 4>Alexis Christian. I learned yesterday that I'm actually two inches

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<v Speaker 4>taller than Michelangelo. That's the week's changing when you find

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<v Speaker 4>that out. He actually turns out tall of the Michelangelo Christian. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I foun out, Yes, I'm two inches tall of the

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<v Speaker 4>michelangel Is thought that he's he was five for two

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<v Speaker 4>from the size of his shoes that were found in

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<v Speaker 4>his house. Wow, we're moving on, but fascinating.

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<v Speaker 3>They could have been these kids shoes.

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<v Speaker 4>Son of Michelangelo Fields locker movie We Need to See

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<v Speaker 4>and Peter Christian. Peanuts are used to make dynamite. Their

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<v Speaker 4>oil is extracted to make glycerol, which is then used

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<v Speaker 4>to make Again.

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<v Speaker 18>We're just mildly interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. We are seven days away from something very

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<v Speaker 4>special seven days time. Were so excited we actually went

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<v Speaker 4>through the script yesterday. This has not been written by us.

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<v Speaker 4>The script that you're going to be getting very very

0:36:05.000 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 4>soon if you are in our musical. We have one

0:36:08.120 --> 0:36:09.520
<v Speaker 4>last spot, which we are going to give away in

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<v Speaker 4>a minute. The script is brilliant, the songs are all great.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all waiting for you in a week's time. Then

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<v Speaker 4>the curtain will go up at De lasl College, Maulvin

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<v Speaker 4>for our performance our version of Greece here in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 4>Grouse the musical. It's our high school music for grown

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<v Speaker 4>ups who never got a speaking part back in the day.

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<v Speaker 17>Grouse is not what you heard. It's a barony folly.

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<v Speaker 17>It's not a failure the casting.

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<v Speaker 4>Even so on Monday it's the first rehearsal. I just realized,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not even this the first rehearsal, it's the first

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:59.600
<v Speaker 4>time we meet the cast. Now Monday is four days

0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:02.919
<v Speaker 4>if you lay long, next Monday's four days or three

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 4>nights before the actual curtains up performance. Has that ever

0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:09.360
<v Speaker 4>happened anywhere on the West End show? No, of course not.

0:37:11.000 --> 0:37:12.440
<v Speaker 4>It's all going to be fine. It's all going to

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<v Speaker 4>be fine. So we got the Sannys, We've got the Danny's.

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<v Speaker 4>We have one last role, we actually have two, and

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<v Speaker 4>is the t Birds. Guys, if you want to take

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<v Speaker 4>part in our high school musical, Grouse, now's your chance.

0:37:25.560 --> 0:37:27.600
<v Speaker 4>We've got this guy, Matt, who does one in. We've

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<v Speaker 4>got two t Birds. We did a head count yesterday

0:37:29.760 --> 0:37:31.880
<v Speaker 4>and realized there are a couple of missing parts. Two

0:37:31.960 --> 0:37:34.839
<v Speaker 4>Tea Birds, are missing. We need to fill the spots.

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<v Speaker 12>Gooday, Christian, It's Maddie here from airport where I am

0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 12>desperate to become a Tea Bird mate, but I was

0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:45.120
<v Speaker 12>never picked to be any role in all of the

0:37:45.200 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 12>plays or the musicals as a kid growing up in

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:51.959
<v Speaker 12>primary school or high schools. Are really it's my time

0:37:52.000 --> 0:37:55.759
<v Speaker 12>to shine, mate, It is my time. So please, I

0:37:55.840 --> 0:38:00.239
<v Speaker 12>do have some experience from DJing and some karaoke to

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<v Speaker 12>be the next T Bird that makes you proud.

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<v Speaker 4>You're making me proud already.

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<v Speaker 3>You are ingreg He's overqualified compared to some of our.

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<v Speaker 4>Cast, and it sounds huge. Jackman got discovered, wasn't it?

0:38:10.480 --> 0:38:14.480
<v Speaker 4>Karaoking and DJ in there? Djhugh all right, So we

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<v Speaker 4>have one last spot for our high school musical, Grousey Musical.

0:38:18.520 --> 0:38:20.920
<v Speaker 4>We need a one last Tea Bird. So guys, if

0:38:20.920 --> 0:38:23.040
<v Speaker 4>you never got a speaking part or maybe just an

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:25.600
<v Speaker 4>object on stage, let us know what you were. Do

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:28.560
<v Speaker 4>you want in its next Thursday? Come along join us

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:32.520
<v Speaker 4>for Grousey Musical. The T Birds lead their last member.

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<v Speaker 5>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:39.319
<v Speaker 4>Seven Days Away then from Grouser Musical. Our version of

0:38:39.440 --> 0:38:42.120
<v Speaker 4>Greece said in the eighties here in Australia. This is

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<v Speaker 4>our high school musical for you if you never have

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<v Speaker 4>a speaking part back in the day. I'm looking at

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<v Speaker 4>the cast here with our five unique idea, five Sandy's

0:38:52.040 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 4>and five Danny's. Nowhere we spread in the risk. We're

0:38:55.000 --> 0:39:00.800
<v Speaker 4>spreading enough. I'm looking at Danny. Number four was the

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<v Speaker 4>understudy for Pirate Io in his school play. Not even

0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:09.480
<v Speaker 4>the Pink Lady number one, Kay, she was a tree

0:39:09.880 --> 0:39:13.359
<v Speaker 4>in Greece at school. Pink Lady number two Megan played

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<v Speaker 4>a star in a nenativity scene. So guys, we have

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<v Speaker 4>one last character to cast. It's the last remaining tea

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<v Speaker 4>bird got Rob here? Good morning Rob, Good morning team.

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<v Speaker 20>How are we today?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good right now, Rob? What happened back in the

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<v Speaker 4>day at school? What role were you given?

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<v Speaker 22>Oh?

0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:33.880
<v Speaker 20>Look, we were going to do the play I'm a

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<v Speaker 20>little teapot shortened stout, so I had the main part.

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<v Speaker 20>It's a little teapot.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Very short nursery right, with about eight lines. Come on, Australia,

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:47.200
<v Speaker 4>work a little bit harder. I think it was I'm

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<v Speaker 4>a little teapot short and stout. Here's my that's the

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<v Speaker 4>end of that. That's it.

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<v Speaker 20>I practiced and practice, but I never went ahead with it.

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<v Speaker 20>Charles left dissolution little color.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, so what happened? You never got to

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<v Speaker 4>do the play?

0:40:04.160 --> 0:40:07.239
<v Speaker 20>Or no they did? Look, I think the teacher ended

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<v Speaker 20>up becoming sick and getting fired.

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<v Speaker 4>Whether this is not a musical where you've had a year.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to talk about this. Sorry, mister turning fired.

0:40:26.160 --> 0:40:30.080
<v Speaker 4>You're in, You're in. This is it. I think it's great.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:33.839
<v Speaker 4>You're the last person of house casting this welcome on board.

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<v Speaker 20>Yeah, look forward to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Brilliant. We will sell you. We'll see you. We will

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<v Speaker 4>see you on Monday night at rehearsals. Okay, yep, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 4>Saw that great performance that you had as that junior

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<v Speaker 4>tea pot. Bring that to the role.

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<v Speaker 20>Okay, Oh we'll mate with a lot of gusto.

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<v Speaker 4>Good man. All right, Rob, we'll see you Monday. Well done,

0:40:51.239 --> 0:40:54.480
<v Speaker 4>last one in. It's our final team burd Rob the Teapot.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>But you si Rio, it's an adult who all likes

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<v Speaker 4>to have a glass of milk like a small little child.

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:08.000
<v Speaker 8>Nice too. It's hot yesterday, so it's my first are

0:41:08.040 --> 0:41:13.360
<v Speaker 8>you giving me a hot, humid summer day. Milk a tall, cold,

0:41:13.400 --> 0:41:14.439
<v Speaker 8>refreshing glass of milk.

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<v Speaker 4>It goes down thick, no revolting. I'd be wirried atoll

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<v Speaker 4>going to start curdling and then the heat am I tummy.

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<v Speaker 8>But yesterday something happened. When I went to have my

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:27.520
<v Speaker 8>glass of milk. I had what I can really only

0:41:27.560 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 8>describe as a once in a lifetime milking.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, this is a family show. We are right

0:41:34.200 --> 0:41:36.400
<v Speaker 4>in the middle of the school run right now, and

0:41:36.480 --> 0:41:39.359
<v Speaker 4>little Doris is in the rear passengers going mummy wats

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 4>and milking once in a lifetime milking.

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<v Speaker 8>And milking like you wouldn't believe.

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<v Speaker 4>So what happened?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, okay, so I poured my delicious glass of milk,

0:41:48.719 --> 0:41:50.960
<v Speaker 8>and then I accidentally knocked it off my bed.

0:41:51.080 --> 0:41:52.160
<v Speaker 4>With the excitement of having.

0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:59.120
<v Speaker 8>I knocked it off the bench, it landed the milk

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<v Speaker 8>the two heart and milk lands it perfectly flush on

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:06.840
<v Speaker 8>the base, so perfect. And then what happened was the milk.

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:08.839
<v Speaker 8>Because that's how physics works.

0:42:09.160 --> 0:42:11.200
<v Speaker 4>Milk sort of like a pistol shrimp.

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<v Speaker 8>Like a pistol shrimp like a volcano spurted out of

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<v Speaker 8>the top of the milk. I looked erupted, got me

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<v Speaker 8>right in the face, in the face, all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, So I just want to check the phoning is

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<v Speaker 4>and when you've been had that once a lifetime milking.

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<v Speaker 8>Is it?

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<v Speaker 22>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, they really can't ready. God, No, the

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<v Speaker 4>phoning is what hit you in the face? Okay? That's

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<v Speaker 4>who want a nine to four one four one o

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<v Speaker 4>four three. And we still haven't given away yet this

0:42:40.120 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 4>week one thousand dollars for our call of the week.

0:42:42.640 --> 0:42:45.040
<v Speaker 4>So whenever we hear a call that really makes us laugh,

0:42:45.120 --> 0:42:47.480
<v Speaker 4>you can win an instant one thousand dollars. So what

0:42:47.640 --> 0:42:48.880
<v Speaker 4>hit you in the faith?

0:42:49.719 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:42:53.480 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 4>Good on into Paul Christian, I with Rio a nice

0:42:56.280 --> 0:42:59.920
<v Speaker 4>glass of meal before bed. Paul, I've seen you to

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 4>waiters ease up on the milk. I think I lactose intolerant.

0:43:06.400 --> 0:43:09.000
<v Speaker 4>That's why there's normally a whole slew of bronzes. My friend,

0:43:09.800 --> 0:43:13.480
<v Speaker 4>he's up on that milk and bedtime, Sue, Christian. I'm

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:16.640
<v Speaker 4>with Rio. I'm seventy two years. I would still love milk,

0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:22.799
<v Speaker 4>hot or cold. I drink gallons of it young, all right,

0:43:22.880 --> 0:43:24.319
<v Speaker 4>So we want to know what hit you in the

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<v Speaker 4>face nine four four one four three Jess, good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys are going, yeah, we're good Jess, So we'll hit

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<v Speaker 4>you in the face.

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<v Speaker 22>Boiling hot chestnuts.

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<v Speaker 4>How come?

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<v Speaker 23>Well?

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:41.279
<v Speaker 22>Because I was in my early twenties out of home

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<v Speaker 22>with my boyfriend, I saw them at the big market.

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<v Speaker 22>I thought, oh, I'll cook those, had no idea how

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<v Speaker 22>to cook them, put them in the oven for a time,

0:43:49.320 --> 0:43:52.200
<v Speaker 22>got them out, was really looking at them really intently

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<v Speaker 22>to see if they were ready, and that's when they

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<v Speaker 22>just exploded straight.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know they could do that.

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<v Speaker 22>You have to pierce them. You have to pierce them

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<v Speaker 22>before you cook.

0:44:03.840 --> 0:44:08.160
<v Speaker 4>Them, otherwise they would explode in your face. It needs

0:44:08.160 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 4>to be some kind of advisory. Come on, VI of

0:44:10.719 --> 0:44:12.360
<v Speaker 4>Nanny's steak. We need it sometimes.

0:44:12.680 --> 0:44:15.640
<v Speaker 22>Wake up sheep, like I'm doing that now. It's a public.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, thank you for suffering on our behalf. I did

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<v Speaker 4>not know you need to piss horse chestnuts.

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 22>So yeah, the big, the big ones that you get,

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<v Speaker 22>like I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Those ones a bit market. They're lovely, but they're pre pissed.

0:44:30.160 --> 0:44:32.719
<v Speaker 4>They're pre pissed. If you know, you.

0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:35.400
<v Speaker 22>Know little pulpy bombs.

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:38.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, vicious little pulpy bombs. Jess, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>You have a good day, you Jeesia.

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<v Speaker 24>John, Hey, guys, cup us some fresh baby spew right.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no parent gets through those early years without

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<v Speaker 4>getting spewed in the face and the rest of it

0:44:55.360 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 4>as well, ones and twos everything.

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<v Speaker 24>It was a bit of a rocky mistake too.

0:44:59.560 --> 0:44:59.799
<v Speaker 4>It was.

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<v Speaker 24>Uh, I was having a very special time with my daughter,

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<v Speaker 24>just go for the bottle and having a daddy daughter moment.

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<v Speaker 24>I was just sort of throwing her up and down

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:12.040
<v Speaker 24>above me while I was lying on my back, and

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:14.840
<v Speaker 24>she was giggling and laughing, and I was just in

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 24>awe and being in all My mouth was just wide

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:22.880
<v Speaker 24>opening the old pasteurized milk.

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<v Speaker 4>Lordy, sir, in the mouth, first to face in the mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, Oh John, that is horrendous. Yes, every parent,

0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:36.320
<v Speaker 4>every dat can relate to that.

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<v Speaker 22>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we're gonna give you. We're going to give you

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<v Speaker 4>one thousand dollars rock corner of the wheat.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, Oh, Christian was giving me high eyebrows. I didn't

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:48.000
<v Speaker 3>know what for.

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love this story there and John, you you

0:45:52.080 --> 0:45:54.279
<v Speaker 4>just want an instant one thousand dollars rock corner of

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<v Speaker 4>the week.

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<v Speaker 24>Oh, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 4>Much, guys. Dad is awesome.

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<v Speaker 24>Well then, John, I'm drinking the top shelf tonight.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it. Straight to the A two, my friend. So

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<v Speaker 4>thanks to Mercedes Benz Beryck Australis most ofwarded Mercedes Benz

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<v Speaker 4>retailer just a short twenty four minutes from that Burnley tunnel,

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<v Speaker 4>Johnny boy, well done, Thank you, thank you, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast milk was a bad choice.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll hit you in the face nine four one four three.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll hit you in the face now before we take

0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:33.240
<v Speaker 4>some more calls, I should just read this amazing email

0:46:33.520 --> 0:46:36.240
<v Speaker 4>that came in late yesterday evening. This time you incidental

0:46:36.280 --> 0:46:38.200
<v Speaker 4>the show. We were hearing these lovely stories from you

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:41.200
<v Speaker 4>about why you love your job. We do now every Wednesday.

0:46:41.200 --> 0:46:44.239
<v Speaker 4>We just hear from people who really love what they're doing.

0:46:44.239 --> 0:46:46.960
<v Speaker 4>There's something that really infectious. It happens when you listen

0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:49.399
<v Speaker 4>to these stories and I got the EMAI. I never

0:46:49.440 --> 0:46:52.840
<v Speaker 4>thought about another angle for some of you as well, Christian.

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.319
<v Speaker 4>I've been listening to the people yesterday calling it about

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:58.920
<v Speaker 4>how much they love their jobs. Excited and fulfilled. That

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:01.080
<v Speaker 4>isn't me though, maybe we're I don't like my job.

0:47:01.120 --> 0:47:03.799
<v Speaker 4>It feels like groundholder a every day but without the

0:47:03.800 --> 0:47:07.120
<v Speaker 4>fun bits. So yesterday evening, after listening to everyone in

0:47:07.160 --> 0:47:09.480
<v Speaker 4>the morning, I went and Google search and I'm just

0:47:09.640 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 4>enrolled in a course starting next year in January. And

0:47:12.680 --> 0:47:14.879
<v Speaker 4>in eighteen months time I will be calling you up

0:47:15.120 --> 0:47:16.680
<v Speaker 4>and I'll be telling you about what I love and

0:47:16.680 --> 0:47:19.320
<v Speaker 4>how inspirational it is. So thank you to all the

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:21.839
<v Speaker 4>people that called in. I appreciated the kickoup the butt

0:47:21.840 --> 0:47:24.799
<v Speaker 4>when I needed it. Anonymous question because my boss, Karen

0:47:24.840 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 4>Boss listens to the show. Maybe maybe he needs to

0:47:28.640 --> 0:47:31.560
<v Speaker 4>go and roll and do something. But thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a great email. All Right, we'll hit you in

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<v Speaker 4>the face, so say some last calls before the news. Dave, Dave,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Good morning, Dave. What hit you in the face?

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<v Speaker 15>Mad I was at a local gym and the guy

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<v Speaker 15>had put in a handmade chest breast bitch and the

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<v Speaker 15>stirrups were too close together on the back and there

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<v Speaker 15>was twenty kilos in each gens. There was two twenty

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<v Speaker 15>kilos lost one end. They had to lighten it up

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<v Speaker 15>and the bear came up and smacked me and cracked me.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, I.

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<v Speaker 15>Walk upon the ground.

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<v Speaker 4>Would have been.

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<v Speaker 15>You all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Look them out of my nose, dave you you effectively

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<v Speaker 4>knocked yourself out. Yeah I did.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Yes, homemade is not a word. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>hear the gym Jim and chest prece.

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<v Speaker 17>Yes.

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<v Speaker 15>So the syrups the back are just too close together.

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<v Speaker 15>They weren't white.

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<v Speaker 19>Not day.

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<v Speaker 4>Very funny story, well told. Thank you very much for

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<v Speaker 4>give us a call. A good note, Kara, good morning,

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<v Speaker 4>did you say Kara?

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<v Speaker 21>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, he Hi, I'm good. Welcome to the show. So

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<v Speaker 4>I hate you in the face.

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<v Speaker 20>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 23>So, my sister just got a tattoo along her ribs

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<v Speaker 23>and I was trying to help her with the healing

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<v Speaker 23>process by putting some of the pants in on it.

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<v Speaker 23>So she had to take off the clothing on the

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<v Speaker 23>top half of her body. As I'm helping her rub this,

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<v Speaker 23>the pants and in her pants decided to start falling down.

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<v Speaker 23>So to try and save me from being flashed, she

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<v Speaker 23>quickly lets go of everything at the top that she's holding,

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<v Speaker 23>grabs her pants, but then her top half hits me

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<v Speaker 23>in the face and it slaps me down to the floor.

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<v Speaker 10>And let's say she was.

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<v Speaker 23>A larger chested person and this was maybe quite large,

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<v Speaker 23>and it was a sump like.

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<v Speaker 21>I felt it.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been here in the face with a big wet fish.

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<v Speaker 23>Yeah, yeah, it would be what.

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<v Speaker 4>A scene's like looking yourself out like Day's the Irish boxer.

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<v Speaker 23>Yeah, and she just laughed at me instead of trying

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<v Speaker 23>to help.

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<v Speaker 4>What a bonding moment for you both.

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<v Speaker 23>Yeah, we'll never forget about it.

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<v Speaker 4>We still want you always have that. You always panthum Cara.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much for your story mate. Have a

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<v Speaker 4>good day, Andrea.

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<v Speaker 25>Good morning, Kristen.

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<v Speaker 11>How are you.

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<v Speaker 25>I'm a big witch fish. I was on a catamaran

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<v Speaker 25>with my family. We were going around the Great Barrier

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<v Speaker 25>Island at the top of New Zealand and I'm doing

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<v Speaker 25>a window and you hear about tenant moment on the

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<v Speaker 25>front for katamaran. We hit a school of fish, flying fish,

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<v Speaker 25>and I got hit in the face in the face

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<v Speaker 25>ended up looking not like hat wins day, but somebody.

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<v Speaker 4>Wentworth you've got a black eye.

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<v Speaker 25>Black eye fish.

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<v Speaker 3>The first time I saw a flying fish. It just

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't compute, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>It looks yea and they go quite didn't see it

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<v Speaker 4>coming you into the four windslor out there andrew a

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<v Speaker 4>very very funny story. Thank you very much for showing

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<v Speaker 4>it all.

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<v Speaker 25>Some guys hit a good day bye.

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<v Speaker 4>Look Christian Connell Show podcast to down the time waster.

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<v Speaker 4>You can group past you in five minutes to go

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<v Speaker 4>to Red Hot Summer Tour back at Rochford Winery next

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<v Speaker 4>year in March. You can take five mates. Tickets are

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<v Speaker 4>a sell today followed out summer tour ses Cat Show

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<v Speaker 4>Cheap Trick, which is brilliant John Stevenson. Loads more tickets

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<v Speaker 4>are on sale today at Ticketmaster. Today is World Cat Day.

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<v Speaker 3>How's where are you going? We don't hear about him

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<v Speaker 3>as god.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a good chat with him yesterday, I seriously did.

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<v Speaker 4>I me and the Professor. I was showing him some

0:51:22.800 --> 0:51:26.320
<v Speaker 4>pictures of how Ruby's doing at a universe at the moment,

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<v Speaker 4>because it's her cat and the professor. The reason why

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<v Speaker 4>he's now the professor Larry, by the way, is because

0:51:30.400 --> 0:51:31.000
<v Speaker 4>we had that.

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<v Speaker 3>He was a professor animal psychic came he told me

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<v Speaker 3>that the fat cat I have was, in fact, say yes,

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<v Speaker 3>professor of science.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, so World Cat Day, would you two ever

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<v Speaker 4>have a cat. What if Gordy one of the little

0:51:46.800 --> 0:51:49.399
<v Speaker 4>I'm Gordy here, Danny. Can I have a nice cat

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<v Speaker 4>like Big Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>I just don't know if we'll get along with the

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<v Speaker 3>dog son, So.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe I've got two dogs and Larry rules the dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>Cats have cheap powers to have a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we were no no no. When I moved to Horsham.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a stray cat actually, and you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>think animals come to here for a reason. So we

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<v Speaker 2>took Puss in. We just caught a puss.

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<v Speaker 7>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>We had that cat for over twenty years and we've

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<v Speaker 2>still got her ashes on the sideboard next to our dog,

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie still there, mantle piece grave.

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<v Speaker 3>The cat we had as a kid used to bring

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<v Speaker 3>birds and possums into the house and the kitchen table

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<v Speaker 3>shuinea pigs.

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<v Speaker 2>We'd go out in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>The beer's someone.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, tell me about it. I know it was awful.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, funny story with that really quickly. Our next

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<v Speaker 2>door neighbor was Chris's boss, right, and it was his

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<v Speaker 2>kid's guinea pigs.

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<v Speaker 4>This is like something out of Kirby Enthusiasm. You live

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<v Speaker 4>next Georgia neighbor?

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<v Speaker 17>Yeah, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and it was very awkward. And you know what

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<v Speaker 2>she did. She'd pick them off one by one. She'd

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<v Speaker 2>kill one a day, and she killed about four of

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<v Speaker 2>them across the world.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, this is a funny story.

0:52:58.680 --> 0:53:03.880
<v Speaker 4>I'm where the function is coming. Funny, weird, funny crying

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<v Speaker 4>mummy on the school.

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<v Speaker 2>R Chris Boss at work on by like the fourth day, said,

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<v Speaker 2>I think your cat has killed our kids guinea.

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<v Speaker 4>Pigs one bye by one. You know they said that

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes pets resemble their one by breakfast shows. You've seen

0:53:22.040 --> 0:53:25.000
<v Speaker 4>too many bye one. I just see Jack being dragged

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<v Speaker 4>by Jack. That's it, all right. So what are those

0:53:38.640 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 4>cats listening to on their little cat stereos with the

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<v Speaker 4>little cat headphones? What songs? We're looking for cats songs?

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:47.480
<v Speaker 4>But of course, so if you speak to any cats,

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<v Speaker 4>you know who their favorite singer is, Catnip Stevens Bonus one.

0:53:52.560 --> 0:53:54.839
<v Speaker 4>All right, tell you what they're listening to. They love

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<v Speaker 4>George Michael, that's right, Careless Whisker.

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:03.439
<v Speaker 3>Gold An, don't stop me out Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>I walk for line, Johnny Cash Cat, Johnny Cat Cash go,

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:10.400
<v Speaker 4>I walt for line. I've had the time of my.

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<v Speaker 3>Lives, Oh Clever Gold my cat friends, certainly those guinea pigs.

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<v Speaker 4>Manx, I feel like a woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver, that's creepy.

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<v Speaker 5>Borin gold.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go, getting ready for the drama next week,

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<v Speaker 4>Jackie boy, what have you got then? Cat songs? What

0:54:38.520 --> 0:54:39.319
<v Speaker 4>are they listening to?

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<v Speaker 3>Bohemian catsidy good bronze right here right mew oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, right here, right now. That's better gold.

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<v Speaker 3>Claw than a feeling.

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<v Speaker 4>That's good Silver.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we're alone, yell, okay.

0:54:58.080 --> 0:55:00.880
<v Speaker 4>Al right, what have you got for your cat songs?

0:55:00.880 --> 0:55:03.800
<v Speaker 4>Were the cats listening to? Oh four seventy five O

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<v Speaker 4>three one O four three.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>So hopefully tomorrow and they show more though some funny

0:55:11.239 --> 0:55:18.600
<v Speaker 4>stories like Patsy's one about animals being killed. One by one.

0:55:19.520 --> 0:55:21.319
<v Speaker 3>We gave away a caller of the week that's going

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<v Speaker 3>to say, take that money off.

0:55:23.120 --> 0:55:33.279
<v Speaker 4>Him, take it. Pats Acra winner one by one, got

0:55:33.280 --> 0:55:35.880
<v Speaker 4>a funny story about murder, No about I.

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<v Speaker 2>Made like funny, like weird.

0:55:38.160 --> 0:55:40.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we know what you mean. Your idea of funny

0:55:41.080 --> 0:55:45.799
<v Speaker 4>is death. Alrighty cat songs, jack, what do they win?

0:55:46.000 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 3>They're winning a ticket for them and five kittens too

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<v Speaker 3>red hot Summer Tour.

0:55:54.239 --> 0:55:57.399
<v Speaker 4>I said so yeah, they can take five of the litter.

0:55:57.440 --> 0:56:01.560
<v Speaker 4>Let'say collected. Let's go again, five plus it doesn't sound right. Choke, Okay,

0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:02.439
<v Speaker 4>what do they win?

0:56:02.840 --> 0:56:05.520
<v Speaker 3>They win a tickets for five of their friends and

0:56:05.600 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 3>themselves to red Hot Summer to It.

0:56:08.000 --> 0:56:13.200
<v Speaker 4>Uh Cat songs turning Siamese Gold. It's a long hair

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:16.680
<v Speaker 4>to the top. Silver puts in the sky with a

0:56:16.719 --> 0:56:21.960
<v Speaker 4>diamond collar. Bronze baby got cat gold Well dun, Paul,

0:56:22.360 --> 0:56:28.479
<v Speaker 4>enjoy that glass of milk tonight. It's it's the same, Paul.

0:56:28.880 --> 0:56:33.680
<v Speaker 4>The milk's working. Paul will prove me wrong. Uptown fer

0:56:33.800 --> 0:56:40.000
<v Speaker 4>ball silver rebel me ow gold, don't worry be tabby gold.

0:56:40.280 --> 0:56:46.400
<v Speaker 4>That's very good. Justin mice mice baby Rohan silver poker face.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't happened. I couldn't carry on the purr into peroca face.

0:56:52.360 --> 0:56:56.680
<v Speaker 4>People are mange selling. People are strange. People are Maine silver,

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<v Speaker 4>per some sugar on me gold. I got a feline

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<v Speaker 4>by the black eyed purse, Go Steven slick Sime. He's

0:57:08.840 --> 0:57:16.680
<v Speaker 4>on the dock, obbey silva like a persin gold. Funny

0:57:16.720 --> 0:57:21.000
<v Speaker 4>funny instead of Hey mickey, hey kitty Silva, Mamma miao

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<v Speaker 4>broz all right, who is off to Red Hot Summer's

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<v Speaker 4>All Live.

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<v Speaker 3>He's not gonna believe it. He's never on the prize,

0:57:27.200 --> 0:57:30.400
<v Speaker 3>but he's there every day. Paul for Baby Got Cat.

0:57:30.360 --> 0:57:36.160
<v Speaker 4>Wow, Milk it up. The Milkman delivers.

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<v Speaker 9>This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's talk about tomorrow's show Friday. Every Friday, we urge

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<v Speaker 4>you to look back at what you've done this week

0:57:47.600 --> 0:57:49.320
<v Speaker 4>and if you've don't anything as we do. This is

0:57:49.360 --> 0:57:51.959
<v Speaker 4>what it is to be human, dumb or stupid. Whether

0:57:52.000 --> 0:57:54.320
<v Speaker 4>anyone saw you or not, we urged you to call

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<v Speaker 4>up and share it. We give you our genius of

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<v Speaker 4>the Week. Genius of the Week.

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<v Speaker 23>I have put my phone and my TV remote in

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<v Speaker 23>the washing machine.

0:58:05.240 --> 0:58:07.919
<v Speaker 20>I was at Bunnings looking at a hose and turned

0:58:07.960 --> 0:58:09.760
<v Speaker 20>to packy jaber and there was a picture on it

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<v Speaker 20>which I ordered to see me better and I tried to.

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<v Speaker 11>Pinch serve it while dropping off my son at JOK,

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<v Speaker 11>I managed to hook myself on the door handle through

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<v Speaker 11>my belt and the new director had to hoist me off.

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<v Speaker 13>I was handing on the doors.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my favorite one for me last week. So what

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