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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast Mini for when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: We have got Woodi's believe it or Not now, before

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Speaker 2: you play your opener. Woods, Before you play your opener,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to point out that I won last week

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Speaker 2: first win in a millennia. I managed to spot the

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Speaker 2: truth through a poorly woven lie about a monkey taking

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Speaker 2: a picture of his penis.

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Speaker 1: Twenty year old Malaysian man had his phone style when

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Speaker 1: he was asleep. He wakes up at the back of

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Speaker 1: his house. He finds the phone, see's a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of photos of a monkey. It is the first ever

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Speaker 1: known and recorded example of an animal taking a dick pic.

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Speaker 3: I think that's gotta be fake. Had to be fake.

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Speaker 3: Tell me that's fake. It's a fake story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's devastating. I have spent the last seven days

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Speaker 1: writing my stories for this week.

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Speaker 3: It's time for Believe or Not.

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Speaker 1: So the game is simple. I bring up stories or facts.

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Speaker 1: Some of them are real, some of them fake. You

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Speaker 1: have to guess if they are real or fake. Do

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Speaker 1: we have time to do one before the song? Will

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Speaker 1: sure Okay, amazing. Today we are doing things that celebrities

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Speaker 1: have spent their cash on.

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Speaker 3: Oh good.

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Speaker 2: So this means you can't use exotic foreign names you've

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Speaker 2: used previously.

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Speaker 3: Which I found out last time.

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Speaker 2: He was poaching real foreign names from other stories and

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Speaker 2: then replacing them in the story to swindle me.

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Speaker 1: That's how hard I work, mate, That is how hard

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Speaker 1: I work.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what what like?

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Speaker 3: What I know?

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Speaker 1: He's the biggest thing of my week. All right, right

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Speaker 1: now we're on a lockdown. All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This one's on Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson once saw a

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Speaker 1: bloke on the street who we thought looked like him.

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Speaker 1: It's like a doppelganger. He paid the bloke three hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars to legally change his name to Mini Mike.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Now, Mike Tyson, as we all know, is an absolute

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Speaker 2: nut job and lost I.

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Speaker 3: Think a lot of money over the over the journey.

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Speaker 1: Would he have paid three hundred thousand dollars for someone

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Speaker 1: to legally change their name to Mini Mike.

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Speaker 3: He would have been paid a lot of money, Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, yeah, huge. He's made it back by

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Speaker 1: the way, he owns a very successful cannabis business.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but would he go up to somebody and ask

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Speaker 2: him to change their name?

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Speaker 3: He lost three hundred million?

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Gee whiz, would he go up to someone and change well,

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Speaker 3: if you lost three hundred million? Sure, I think it's true.

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Speaker 1: I'm up to a great start.

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Speaker 3: You can see that would have been true. Though.

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Speaker 1: He has spent two point three million dollars on a

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Speaker 1: bath made of gold. Wow, so he's a big spin Anyway,

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Speaker 1: up next we have more of that to believe it or.

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Speaker 3: Everyone was a flip of the coin that one.

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Speaker 1: I'm up to a good start off for a very

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Speaker 1: good start.

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Speaker 3: Good start.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just proving that the game is almost unbeatable.

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Speaker 2: I was lucky last week. You're you're the dealer at

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Speaker 2: the casino. You're the casino gum.

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Speaker 3: It's time for believe or not.

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Speaker 1: He's got some weird facts and stores.

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Speaker 2: Some of them real some.

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Speaker 1: Alrighty one nil up. This is best of five, first

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Speaker 1: to three. Here we go today we are doing things

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Speaker 1: that celebrities have blown their cash on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, not my strong suit as well. Yes, celebrities

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Speaker 2: strong my strong suit. But you know you should be

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Speaker 2: able to tell no, no, no.

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Speaker 3: I shouldn't be able to tell. I think that's important here.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm the drunk guy that rocked up at a

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Speaker 2: casino table at one hundred at five o'clock in the

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Speaker 2: morning and table, and you're the very sober croupier who's

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Speaker 2: just rocked up and spotted a fish.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a croupier is, but if it's

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Speaker 1: destroying you, then I'm up for it.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: Here's one. This one's about Madonna Madge. She's got some

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Speaker 1: cash she once bought. This is for an unconfirmed amount,

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Speaker 1: to be fair, but she once bought Elvis's left testicle,

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Speaker 1: which she keeps in a jar in her house.

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Speaker 2: That is what I hate about this game, because, like

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Speaker 2: you know, left test If I say that that's real,

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Speaker 2: then I'm gonna say it's real, and then afterwards.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna go, I can't believe you thought that was real.

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Speaker 3: He bought a testicle.

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Speaker 2: That's what everyone's going to do. I can't believe me

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Speaker 2: saying that. Say it's fake, then stop talking to me

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Speaker 2: like you're carry Anne Kennedy, Like just you don't you

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Speaker 2: don't instantly become a wanker as soon as this segment starts.

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Speaker 3: But you do you call Kenny absolutely?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, we love ca on this show. On

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Speaker 1: did Madonna buy Elvis's left testicle which she keeps in

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Speaker 1: a jar?

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Speaker 3: She's weird. I don't think it's true. I think it's fake.

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Speaker 1: That is fake.

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Speaker 3: Myself, save myself?

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Speaker 1: Right one?

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Speaker 2: Or it's best a three? Am I one win away

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Speaker 2: from a win?

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Speaker 3: No specified?

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Speaker 2: Because I think it's best three.

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Speaker 3: It's best three. I'm sorry, I'm to produce three. You're

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Speaker 3: just worried that I could close out another one. I'm

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Speaker 3: going to close out another for a week the finale.

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Speaker 3: Don't you look at it? It's the You know we're

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Speaker 3: gonna go to Dravick. You know you know we do.

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Speaker 3: I won't do it.

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Speaker 1: I won't, buddy, Why do we?

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Speaker 3: We can do the other one? On the other side

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Speaker 3: of you, I.

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Speaker 1: Can't believe that.

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Speaker 3: You run the clock down with your crap chat. Sorry,

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Speaker 3: but you carry ain't kiddling me a little while ago.

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Speaker 3: Just get into it. There we go? All right, So

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Speaker 3: this is it? This is it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta pick your favorite one now, all right? There

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Speaker 1: we go?

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Speaker 2: God, this would be an absolutely another one's another wild victory,

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Speaker 2: another wild victory.

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Speaker 3: For the boy that nobody wanted. Here we go, everyone

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Speaker 3: loves the guy. I'm about to walk out of the.

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Speaker 2: Casine thousands of dollars.

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Speaker 3: Everyone can go to the Shahouse with me. All right,

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Speaker 3: let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Kanye West, Oh god, yeah, Okay, it's a story about

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Speaker 1: Kanye West. He's got cash. He once paid over two

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a first class seat on a plane

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Speaker 1: for his spirit.

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Speaker 3: That's so Kanye West, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: So it's just an empty seat on a plane.

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Speaker 3: So Kanye West, And he's just so Kanye West. We

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Speaker 3: all know. That's what. How much did he pay for it?

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Speaker 3: Over two thousand dollars? So two thousand dollars absolute chump

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Speaker 3: change for him.

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Speaker 1: So he chose to do a first class seat though?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's chump change for him. It' Kanye West,

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Speaker 2: like two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Think about it? Because he is he worth billions?

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Speaker 1: Kanye Yeah, he produces music. I don't think he's worth billions,

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Speaker 1: but he's worth hundreds of millions.

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Speaker 2: It'd be like, yeah, honestly, I think it'll be like

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Speaker 2: buying another fifty dollars train ticket.

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Speaker 1: But what moron just buys from an empty seat on

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Speaker 1: a It's true.

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Speaker 3: It's very Kanye. I think you're bluffing me. I think

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Speaker 3: it's fake.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's got a way being that's the fine way.

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Speaker 3: Wow. I hate this. The Wolf for the will of

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Speaker 3: Wall Street and.

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Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to