WEBVTT - Michael Chewbacca 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.160 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Meldon's Gold one oh 0:00:04.240 --> 0:00:05.640 four point three. 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:11.320 Why from Richmond Gold one four point three h ggs, Melbourne, Australia, 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:12.800 podcasting to the world. 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.240 Christian Faster Monkey, Faster Monkey. 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:17.599 Oh con asked my brain what I felt like, and 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:18.800 it felt like bacon. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:19.479 For breakfast show. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.759 I don't look in your groin areas smell. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:28.920 Good morning. Have you on a top weekend? Seven minutes 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:32.000 past six Monday morning? It's to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:37.240 stacked ripped today, Jack, how are you? How is your weekend? 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:37.840 Yeah? 0:00:37.880 --> 0:00:38.120 Good? 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:41.120 Besides the fact that we had to monitor our dog 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:43.760 pretty much, we're looking out for a twenty four to 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:44.279 seven boy. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:45.360 Is she ill? Well? 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:47.760 She she's not, but I thought she would be. After 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:51.280 on Friday she ate a whole tub of butter, which 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:51.760 she's done. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.800 She's done before the human If one of us ate 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:57.720 a whole tub of butter, you'd be sick, wouldn't you? 0:00:57.840 --> 0:00:58.480 Really quick? 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:01.080 And she licked it clean. It looked like the butter 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.560 dish looked brand new, and so she would eat in 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:06.679 four hundred grams of butter, and I was worried about it. 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.400 So watching her over the weekend, she seems all right. 0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:12.199 The only problem was she was doing big buttery poos 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:12.720 all over then. 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.040 To be honest, I don't want to get too grappy here, 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.280 but that poo would have just been slide now that right, 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:21.320 a pre loaveed up or something. It did actually looked 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.040 a wet, wild slide. 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.240 It looked alright, It actually looked like a normal dog poo. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.080 Then I went with the plastic bag to pick it 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:31.360 up and nothing to do it. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.160 Partsy, How was your weekend? 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:35.680 All right? 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.560 I mucked up the family roast though last night? 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:39.920 How well? 0:01:40.000 --> 0:01:42.680 I always make this beautiful on a Sunday, this beautiful 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:43.880 slow cook beef. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:45.600 Put it on for about ten hours. 0:01:45.640 --> 0:01:47.640 You put it in the slow cooker, in the slow. 0:01:47.400 --> 0:01:49.880 Cooker with a beautiful gravy and herb mix. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:50.880 Oh gorgeous. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.240 Anyway, I went to mix it at about the eight 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:57.560 hour mark yesterday afternoon and realized I'd left the plastic 0:01:58.440 --> 0:02:01.680 from the container from the packaging was stuck to the 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:04.960 bottom of it, so it had been fermenting away with 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.080 the meat, so we couldn't eat it. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:09.120 How do you do that though, when you're tipping it 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.000 all in? Because The good thing about the slow cooker 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:13.120 is you don't need to be a high level show. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.160 I can use it. You just everything in. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:17.240 Yeah, I don't know which is. I should have checked it. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:18.640 I've actually done it before. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.840 But because it's black and the meat's dark, I don't 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:22.120 see it. 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:23.120 Are you talk about that? 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:26.640 It's the train, Yeah, it's not the tray, but there's 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.400 like a little paper yeah, like a cushing under it. 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:29.839 Yeah. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.160 Anyway, Yeah, so we couldn't have our rice. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:33.840 So I've got to be honest. If I have been 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:35.560 waiting for that for eight hours, I might just had 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:37.360 a quick taste of it and if it was okay, 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.440 got the rubbish out of then maybe added to the flavor. 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:41.160 Go through to the keeper. 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.680 Yeah, at least eat the top of the meat, skip 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:46.640 it off the throw that nice. What do you give it? 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:47.600 Beast of a door? 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.239 He's getting bits of it over four nights. 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:55.000 In the next few days and installments. Yes, Friday night 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:57.360 I had a does Chris have a go on these 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.240 a dad's night out? Yes? 0:02:59.360 --> 0:02:59.800 He does? 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.040 Eight dads, eight of us? Who has too many dads? 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:06.840 I don't want collective termers for eight dads? 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.200 How do you know so many dads. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:10.480 I don't, well, I know I know four of them, 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:12.800 and then there were four newbies, and it was just 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.760 in the end I stopped saying their names. I just 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.600 kept rephone from miss you and how are you getting on? 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.919 And then the next day texting a friend of mine 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:22.960 who invited those dads in and going who the hell 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.160 are they? What were their names? I think one of 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:28.200 them is Jason. Who were the other guys? Half of 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:30.359 them were Pi Pies fans, and I don't mind that 0:03:30.400 --> 0:03:32.640 as a D's fan, I'll mixed with you people. So 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.960 we went to see the Pies game on Frida night. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.200 One of the dad's okay, it was a little bit 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:38.680 of a tight what it was his He was in 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:40.200 charge of getting the tickets for all of us and 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:41.400 we were going to give them money as soon as 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.560 we met up, but obviously there's eight of us, so 0:03:43.600 --> 0:03:46.280 it was ga. However, when we got there, we were 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.080 like running around. We had our beers, we'd had a 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:51.480 load of beers beforehand. We met up two hours beforehand 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.000 to were well oiled, and then we thought we were 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:56.120 on level two and then a guy saw the tickets 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.600 where no, no, no, you're up another one and oh, 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:01.400 I've not been up this high when I've been here before. 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:06.560 We're going out to level three because level three not 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:10.200 just level three, but that's not row eighteen, this is two. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.040 What's the eighteen's at the top? There's no seats behind 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:17.720 that are the I was like, it's so high up there, 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.080 you feel like you need As you're sending it, it's 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.080 like going to Everest? Do we need oxygen? Do we 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:26.080 need to rope off? Now? Do I need a shirt part? 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.000 Carry my drinks and snags up? It's so high? And 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.760 then when you sit down, I felt like, God. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.040 Yeah you do. It gets a bit weird. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:36.520 Do I need a seat? But I feel I'm going 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:41.320 to topple onto the Pitch'm going to land on Mason 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:44.159 Cox it is. He's watching it down beneath me. It's 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.680 like a whole sort of ship of a mountain. So 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:49.839 in the end we were like it was taking so long. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.160 By the time you walk away up there, and then 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.960 you sit down, you're thirsty in den from the ascents. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.200 We were drinking our beers in the end. Get this, 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:02.560 there's eight of us we were carrying up in those 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.400 you know it's flimsy trades. Why they so flimsy with 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.680 your little beers in we were carrying up for eight 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:09.280 of us. We thought we let's double up a couple 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.960 of time we get up there, so we're carrying up 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:16.440 eighteen beers and as we were going up, people were 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:21.560 going like this, Oh, don't spill, no spinach. I reckon, 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:25.159 there's a new game show in call don't spill any 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.400 because I recognize the master hardly spilled any mit as 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:32.320 I was ascending the eighteen rows at level three, try 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:34.040 not to look down. You know, we think you find 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:36.440 a fixed point. She don't get vertigo, but I reckon. 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:39.280 There's a new game show called Don't Spill The. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:43.000 Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.400 So my daughter went to see. We're two of her 0:05:45.400 --> 0:05:48.320 best mates Billie Eilish on Friday night at Margaret coll 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:52.400 and get this. So they're all there and obviously you 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.320 don't need to know about Billy II all need to know. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:57.320 Key Factor is seventeen right now, one of the biggest 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:58.960 and sort of newest and the most exciting sort of 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.880 recording artists in the world. Well just done could shell out. 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.800 She's seventeen been writing songs since she was twelve. She's 0:06:04.920 --> 0:06:06.760 huge at the moment, but just a seventy year old kid. 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:08.720 I really like her. She comes on, she comes on 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:11.719 in baggy clothing, you know, and she's actually got something 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.919 to say. She'll tell the young teenage fans, which is 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:16.480 are her fans, to put their phones away enjoy at 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:19.000 the moment. I think that's that's all great. So those 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:21.200 are all the people that are there, sold out within 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:25.119 five minutes Market Court arena. There are two My daughter 0:06:25.200 --> 0:06:27.400 can only describe what she sorts, but two look like 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:30.000 two mums in front of her before Billie Eilish came 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:32.960 on stage. And you know, it's mainly mums and dads 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.719 with their kids. They're clearly taking cocaine. 0:06:36.720 --> 0:06:39.400 No, yeah, serious. 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:43.040 So they Corbus seven on a Friday night, right, all 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:43.640 those kids? 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:44.599 Oh my lord? 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.839 And how is that okay? What don't other people would 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:49.919 say anything? That's awful? There are two things about that. 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:52.680 One awful and so kind of hos Late said to 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:55.720 those how do you even know what that looks like? 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.800 You've moved on from pepper Pick and that's that is 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:03.880 a per pi, a big episode that I've missed. Daddy 0:07:03.880 --> 0:07:05.680 Pig came back one day after a big old day 0:07:05.680 --> 0:07:08.039 at work and started doing a few snuffling a few 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:09.520 lines with a big old snout of this. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:13.160 The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:14.360 point three On. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:21.160 This day, mystery, on this day, all right, on this 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.880 day in mystery? What is it? Today? May the six? 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:28.280 Already back in the day, on this day, the world's 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:33.080 first postage stamp was put on sale for the first time. 0:07:33.480 --> 0:07:35.160 Do you two want to have it? Hazard? I guess 0:07:35.280 --> 0:07:37.440 what year that would have been the world's It's called 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.800 the Penny Black over in Britain. The world's first adhesive 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:45.240 and world's first postage stamp, I see invented the concepts 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.800 that we all now know of using a prepaid Normally 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:51.680 the receiver had to pay for post really and they 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:53.920 had like a form that'd be attached to of how 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:55.960 far it had come. But you would have to pay. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:57.800 So I could just keep sending your stuff, Willy Nill, 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:02.320 that heavy stuff, you know, like several Bibles, pranks. 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:04.920 But it's please stop this, Jack, It's just me a 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:11.760 lot of money. I'll go fifteen hundreds, fifteen hundreds, perhaps. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:15.320 Eighteen nineties. 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:19.840 Wow, eighteen forty takes to win a long time? 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.960 Didn't they to come up with the week? 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.160 We just assume it now that one knows, but prepaid, 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:28.680 then that's quite a leap of thinking to think, why 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.920 don't we just you pay some money and it goes 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.320 wherever you can in the country. 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:34.560 Yep. But for me, it took them too long. 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.679 Okay, well, okay, well what did you actually invent it? 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.360 All right? But today's question on this then history, is 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:46.640 which TV show aired its final episode on this very 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:50.600 day in history, made the sixth and was originally going 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:54.800 to be called Insomnia Cafe. Terrible name. 0:08:56.800 --> 0:08:58.880 Geez, I gotta guess. I don't want to say it 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.000 because I don't want to give it all away. 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.840 All right, call in now with your guests. It's which 0:09:01.920 --> 0:09:04.760 TV show aired for the final time today in history 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:08.679 was originally going to be called Insomnia Cafe nine four 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:11.880 one four one O four three nine four one four 0:09:12.000 --> 0:09:13.240 one o four three The. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:17.080 Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three. 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:19.560 Hi guys, by the way, it's called a Soca pad 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.680 under the meat in the tray, Thank you very much. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.400 But Channa Patsy earlier, we found out that Yesterday should 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:27.680 try to poison and kill her husband came on the 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.920 insurance you know you married a few years I get out. 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:32.600 I've often thought about how would I do it? Not 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.800 saying I would, but if I had to, how would 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:36.959 you do it? And obviously fouled attempt? Was it? That's 0:09:37.000 --> 0:09:39.839 that the fifth failed attempt on his life? After he 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.480 founded again, but yes called the socha pad? Does he 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:44.079 don't learn anything on this show? 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.200 On this. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:51.600 Day, Mystery, on this day, all on this day mystery. 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:56.800 Today May six, a TV show ed it's season for Nani, 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:59.320 it's last ever episode. It was originally going to be 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:05.040 called Insomnia Cafe. Terrible terrible name for TV show? What 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:09.240 do you think it was? Andrew? Good morning, Good morning, Andrew, 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:11.320 Welcome to the show mate. You had a great weekend. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.600 I did have a great weekend. I wonder whether it 0:10:14.679 --> 0:10:18.400 was Seinfeld Sorry about Nothing? Well, if not one of 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:22.000 the great probably in my mind, the greatest sitcom ever. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:25.440 I love Seinfeld watching it and watching them all again 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:26.960 now with my kids at the moment and need they're 0:10:27.000 --> 0:10:29.480 so getting. In the first season they wanted to bail out, 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.720 and then once the second season gets up and on it. 0:10:31.720 --> 0:10:35.600 It's just episode after scene after scene. There's never a 0:10:35.600 --> 0:10:38.840 bad episode. But it's not signed for Andrew. But nice, guess. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:39.840 Thank you. 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:42.439 Have a good week, buddy, Mary, Good morning. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:44.240 This, good morning, Christian, good morning. 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:44.559 Guys. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.000 Don't give them anything, Mary, look at that again. They 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:54.800 left you a great week. Tell you what. They're very 0:10:54.880 --> 0:10:57.319 upp at you today. Something exampled to them over the weekend. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:02.160 Perhats obviously didn't kill her. Husband Jack has won the lotto, 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.080 so he's back here with me. So but Mary, I'm 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:08.880 happy to speak to you. Okay, Mary, same here, all right, Mary, 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:10.760 what do you think the TV show was originally going 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.760 to be called Insomnia Cafe? 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.000 I'm I was thinking cheers. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:20.439 Another great TV show, more of a. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:22.840 Drinking fist, but not a cafe. 0:11:22.960 --> 0:11:26.200 But yeah, I thought perhaps it was that Mary, not 0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:28.520 the right answer, But thanks for guessing. You have to 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:33.120 have a good week. Okay, thanks Mary, they gave you nothing. 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.240 I mean, Mary's mate. Now, I've always been. I was 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:40.280 there in the early days, got to start that called Chris, 0:11:40.280 --> 0:11:44.440 good morning, good morning, We're all good. Thanks Chris. What 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:46.480 do you think the TV show was originally going to 0:11:46.480 --> 0:11:53.760 be called Insomnia Cafe. What's your guess? Yeah? Can you 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.680 imagine would we really made it one of the biggest, 0:11:55.720 --> 0:12:00.120 most successful TV shows ever with the name Insomnia Cafe. 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:02.720 Then it was going to be called Friends like Us 0:12:02.760 --> 0:12:05.640 still bad, and then simply became Friends, one of the 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:09.600 greatest shows ever. Yeah, aired for the last time on 0:12:09.640 --> 0:12:11.600 this day in history. A couple of facts. So bad 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.439 about Friends? I always presumed it was a laughter track 0:12:14.559 --> 0:12:17.680 in the background, and every episode was filmed in front 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.680 of a live audience like life yeap would take four 0:12:20.720 --> 0:12:22.920 to five hours, but the cast insisted on it because 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:25.920 it felt like they raised their performance levels in front 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:28.120 of a live It would take four to five hours 0:12:28.559 --> 0:12:30.440 because they had to change the scenes or the time 0:12:30.480 --> 0:12:33.080 to take twenty minutes, but front of three hundred lucky 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:36.520 fans imagine many audience at the very very last episode 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.400 as well, just being there for his same with Seinfeld too. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:42.520 And then I saw this a couple of years ago 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:46.880 from the original two developers of Friends. It's the sixth 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:51.240 character their original just thumbnail descriptions of the characters. These 0:12:51.280 --> 0:12:53.960 are amazing. Who were your favorite characters? Who was your favorite? 0:12:54.360 --> 0:12:55.320 My favorite was Roth? 0:12:55.760 --> 0:13:00.480 You're Russky? Yeah, right? Pats I liked Rachel, enjoy Chandler. 0:13:00.600 --> 0:13:03.480 For me, Chander was my guy. Here are the original 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.920 character descriptions in before it became the show that we 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:12.480 all loved. Monica smart, cynical, defended, Rachel, spoiled, terrified, Monica's 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:14.800 best friend from high school has worked for none of 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:17.120 what she has on her own for the first time, 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:21.680 equipped to do nothing. Phoebe sweet, flaky, new age waif 0:13:22.240 --> 0:13:27.680 plays plays guitar in the subway. A good soul, ross, intelligent, emotional. 0:13:28.240 --> 0:13:34.760 Monica's brother suddenly divorced, facing singlehood with phenomenal reluctance. A paleontologist, 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:38.440 not that it matters, that's my guy. Joey, handsome, matcho 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.360 smug lives across the hall from Monica, and Rachel wants 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:43.760 to be an actor, actually wants to be al Pacino 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:48.199 loves women, sport, women, New York women, and most of all, Joey. 0:13:48.320 --> 0:13:50.480 Here's the one where they really now Listen to this 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:54.600 one for Chandler, droll, dry r observer of everyone's life 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:57.160 and his own works in front of a computer, doing 0:13:57.200 --> 0:14:01.480 nothing but tedious in a claustrophobic cubicle in a nondescript 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:04.480 office building. Survives by the way of his sense of 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:07.680 humor and snacks. All in their twenties, all trying to 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.440 figure it out. There you Go was the great friends, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.480 Well on everyone. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.640 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.240 point three. 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:19.240 Let's go back to Friday when our part time AFL 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:24.160 correspondent Shane Crawford. Only say part time because when he 0:14:24.320 --> 0:14:28.360 started becoming our AFL guy, he promised me. He promised 0:14:28.360 --> 0:14:30.680 with you Earth, I've been let down before he said 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.960 that he'd be in every week. I want to do 0:14:33.000 --> 0:14:36.160 it right over the phone. Fast forward, We've caught him 0:14:36.160 --> 0:14:38.960 at a baggage reclaim out a term Melbourne Tullamarine when 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:40.840 he was on his way back from her Tokyo in 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.000 the country a couple of days. Then he heads out 0:14:43.040 --> 0:14:45.720 to Kentucky for the Kentucky Derby. Nothing to do with 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.560 the footage show, nothing to do with us, just always 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:52.080 fancied going. He's out there for eight days, he's got 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:55.000 four boys, his poor wife Olivia doing it. I don't 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:58.320 know how she does it all. But anyway, when he 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:00.080 was on, he was full of the talk about the 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:05.000 Saturday afternoon clash between the underperforming D's and his former team, 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:07.560 the Hawks, and he was follow it so much she 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.880 laid down this bet, the bit that. 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.880 You and I should have. If you win, I will 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:15.440 come over and I'll know your lawns, and I'll whip 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:19.560 the snip of the edges. And if I win, you 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:22.240 have to mow my lords and with the sipper of course. 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.800 All right, let's go back to final seconds, agonizing final 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:27.600 seconds in the game Saturday, the g. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.400 You'd have a play my shield the man who witness 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:32.520 n No, ha, we go. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:33.240 It's kind of. 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.880 Twenty two seconds. Pounces the umpire and mirrors over the 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:37.520 top of the ball. 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:40.840 Don't dive in Frossl's make mimersa taking it in again. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:42.120 Neil Bullet goes. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.160 Towards the Bendy line, pulls to get the numbers. 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:47.040 Here Paul HiT's the dad who want the Beny line 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:48.160 the track that goes in. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:49.600 He goes back the second time. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:50.520 Five seconds. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:51.440 Bob's gonna win. 0:15:51.640 --> 0:15:54.240 No one's gonna wait holding them in CD. Don't you 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:55.640 believe in que again? 0:15:56.080 --> 0:15:58.640 Hung up the room. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:00.600 This is such an art to what the what those 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:02.880 people do? You know? The commentary where they really convey 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:04.760 all the drama. What it was to watch that was 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:06.680 now biting. I was just liter I thought I was 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.680 gonna have a heart attack. It was so stressful. That 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.720 made it so hard. However, they did, and so I 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:14.160 text Krafft to say, hey, DZ the win. I thought 0:16:14.200 --> 0:16:16.760 he'd be pleased. He then just gives me an emoji 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:19.680 of a single finger in the air. And that's why 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.640 I'm in this position. Now. Fine, he wants to play dirty. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:25.800 Let's get dirty Krawf. Now he doesn't know what's happening. 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:29.040 He's over in Kentucky right now. He's got to cut 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.240 my grass. But the grass I've got is tiny. It 0:16:31.240 --> 0:16:33.720 would take in one minute. It's done. There's no fun 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:35.840 in that. I'm saying, let's get him a bigger garden. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:38.760 So would you like Kraft to cut your grass? Ideally, 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:42.080 I'm looking for an awkward patch large. Has he got 0:16:42.080 --> 0:16:45.120 a slope? Has he got a gradient? Is it really wild? 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:48.280 Is it your NaN's place? You know, let's really stretch 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:52.080 Crawf yeap. When he lands Thursday, I want his phone 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:55.200 to ping with where that the people go? In my word, 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:57.800 they've really stitched you up. What's the worst bit of 0:16:57.840 --> 0:16:59.880 grass in Melbourne that he could go and cut. 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:01.880 I want him to have one of those old school, 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:03.480 non powered. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:08.240 Ones, one of those. Let's go to a history let's 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:09.960 go to a museum, sorry, and find some of this 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.880 historical for him to use. Okay, So do you want 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:15.080 Crawff to cut your grass? Give us a call. Nine 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:17.160 four one four one O four three. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.680 The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:21.200 point three. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:24.919 All right, So Shane Crawford lost his bet and the 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:27.920 Hawks lost taken on my d's. Everyone looks like Friday 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:29.440 was going to be another D's loss. But then I 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:31.800 should grind out a really important win, a much needed win, 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:34.280 which means he's lost his son bet. He has to 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.359 come and cut my grass, but I've got a tiny 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.960 patch to take him a minute. Big guy like that, So, uh, 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:44.840 what's say we upgrade the garden to one of yours? 0:17:44.880 --> 0:17:49.400 Something big, something hard, really hard, something treacherous. So if 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:51.720 that ticks all the boxes to your garden, please let 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:55.639 me know. Nine four one O four three, Lily, Good morning, 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.200 Good morning, Lily. Tell us about your garden. 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:04.479 Well, I'm currently on an acre and a quarter and 0:18:04.520 --> 0:18:08.719 it's all slopes there's only one small flat fit and 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.679 even the nature strip on the on the main street 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:15.280 to the hill. He also has to maneuver the lawn mower 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.680 across the rickety wooden bridge to get to the other 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:20.320 side of the pond because I've got a pond and 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:23.359 trot and that's on a slope as well, and there 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.240 are weeds around the pond that you've got to pull 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:30.200 out while you're mowing. So and yeah, basically it takes 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:33.080 about I do it with the normal push mower because 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:36.119 I can't use the ride on mower, and it takes 0:18:36.200 --> 0:18:38.440 me about four hours to do it on my own, 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:39.359 and that's. 0:18:39.240 --> 0:18:40.439 Part of a day for cross. 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.880