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Speaker 1: There're one Percent Club that returns seven thirty tonight on

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Speaker 1: Channel seven and it's host, comedian and host Jim Jeffries

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Speaker 1: is with us the morning.

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Speaker 2: Jim Jim, good morning. Thank you for having me, Thank

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Speaker 2: you for having me.

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Speaker 3: I'm very happy to be here. A big fan of Perth.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Perth. Yes, I'm trying to get the North

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Speaker 3: Sinny Bears to move to Perth.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm all Perth.

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Speaker 4: Up, keep working on it. It's Wednesdays. I might be

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Speaker 4: like Wednesday Night company night at the Brass Monkey.

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Speaker 2: You can do that again? Oh yeah, that was.

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Speaker 3: My gig man Wednesday Night the Brass Monkey, and they'd

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Speaker 3: pay I think eighty Australian dollars and I was bloody

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Speaker 3: happy to have It's all right gigs.

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Speaker 2: I met a comedian called Gary Who, who was a

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Speaker 2: comic at the time.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and Gary Gary who did the Brass Monkey and

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Speaker 3: I did it with him, and then afterwards.

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Speaker 2: He went, do you want to go do all the

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Speaker 2: gold mining towns?

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Speaker 3: And so I went out to like Calgooley and all

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Speaker 3: that with him, and I quit Universe.

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Speaker 2: I quit university that day. I got in the car with.

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Speaker 3: Him and thought, oh, that's a better journey and I

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Speaker 3: went out and you know, you know how I love

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Speaker 3: about Bluddy that the towns, the country towns in Australia.

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Speaker 2: You go out to a real rough bar.

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Speaker 3: In Cowgooli and there'll be a topless woman behind the bar,

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Speaker 3: a skimpy that's a distinctly Australian thing.

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Speaker 2: It's not a strip club, it's not anything.

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Speaker 3: No, it's just a topless woman that stands behind the

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Speaker 3: bar and pours point pints.

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Speaker 2: And do you think to yourself, why do we do that?

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Speaker 3: And I figured it out because without her it's a

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Speaker 3: gay bar.

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Speaker 2: Without her, without the.

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Speaker 3: Breast being in the corner, it's just a whole lot

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Speaker 3: of cowboys standing around. So it's a nice little bit

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Speaker 3: of Australia and a big fan.

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Speaker 1: Of course, of course it legitimizes it. You know, you

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Speaker 1: can get your hair cut by a topless woman.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm thinking about that. The eye levelness.

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Speaker 3: When you're get in your bed, she'd be in the chair,

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Speaker 3: you'd be in the chair, she'd be behind you.

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Speaker 2: Well, you have to keep and you're not allowed to

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Speaker 2: turn your head because you have to keep your head still.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't be able to see anything that's a terrible idea.

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Speaker 3: You know, the best thing is the best thing would

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Speaker 3: be to cut a topless woman's hair.

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Speaker 2: That way, you get something and you get right. That's that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my business idea trademark there, my sister's trademark.

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Speaker 2: That mate, make sure that my ideas get the copy.

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Speaker 1: Right Now, we want to talk about the one percent Club.

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Speaker 1: It's about logic and common sense. Do you find Jim

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Speaker 1: that common sense is something you either have or you don't,

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Speaker 1: or you might have it in degrees.

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Speaker 3: I think you have it in degrees, and I think

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Speaker 3: you have it for certain subjects and not for other things.

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Speaker 3: I'm hopeless at the one percent Club. I always feel

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Speaker 3: mean that I'm ripping into the people who are getting

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Speaker 3: the questions wrong because I.

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Speaker 2: Very rarely make it over the fifty percent question.

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Speaker 3: And I've been told the questions before we go on air,

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Speaker 3: and i still can't figure them out.

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Speaker 2: So I wouldn't I wouldn't do that well.

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Speaker 3: And I've got like lots of friends that I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 3: you should come on the show or whatever, and people

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Speaker 3: get very scared or we were even talking about the

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Speaker 3: idea of maybe having a celebrity episode. The audience was

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Speaker 3: you know, I said, what about that for an idea?

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Speaker 3: And we looked into it, and people don't want to

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Speaker 3: come on because they're worried. That's the that's the brilliant

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Speaker 3: thing about the one percent.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't it's not about what you know, it's how

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Speaker 3: Right, So so look, look, dumbs dumb, stupid, stupid, smart, smart,

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Speaker 3: I've never.

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Speaker 1: Done an IQ test. Stupid is I think I don't

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Speaker 1: want to find out I'm an idiot? You know, but

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Speaker 1: if I did an IQ.

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Speaker 3: Test, ah, yeah, but if you pay for an IQ test,

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Speaker 3: you're already an idiot.

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Speaker 2: That's the line. And they asked for ten bucks. That's

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Speaker 2: already answered that question.

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Speaker 5: That's rival by getting you tea leagues, bet I reckon, Jim.

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Speaker 2: May you.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I wonder at how people can function on a

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Speaker 4: day to day basis when you hear some of the

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Speaker 4: answers that they be fourced.

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Speaker 3: Well, I look, okay, So I had my IQ when

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Speaker 3: I was like a kid, I had attention DEVS order

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Speaker 3: and then I had an autism test and other they

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Speaker 3: did my They did my IQ and I was over

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Speaker 3: one hundred and twenty, right, and I feel stupid every day? Well,

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Speaker 3: you know, they reckon the average IQ of a human

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Speaker 3: is one hundred, and they reckon that one in fifty

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Speaker 3: percent of the population as an IQ under ninety. If

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Speaker 3: you took thirty IQ points every day, I feel stupid.

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Speaker 3: Every day someone says something and I'm not computing it

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, if you took it, like.

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Speaker 3: A quarter of my brain out and just ripped it away,

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Speaker 3: I'd be a moron. And that's half the population. So

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Speaker 3: that's why this quiz is so good. If we don't

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Speaker 3: have those, if we just had a room for a

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Speaker 3: smart people, that show would be hopeless. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 3: about the one percent club is you get to watch

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Speaker 3: it and go, I'm smarter than that bloke. And that's

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Speaker 3: me I'm talking about, not even the contestants, because if

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Speaker 3: you watch me read out the question, Oh geez, there's

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Speaker 3: some clunky reads in there. I would practiced it before

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Speaker 3: I come out. I'm so dyslexic. I can't host the chase.

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Speaker 3: Up on the chase.

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Speaker 2: I can't do the chase because the chase has.

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Speaker 3: A speed round. I'd never get through it. I'd be like,

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Speaker 3: what race horse was that past.

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Speaker 2: Meant to pass?

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Speaker 1: We were talking before about how you when you lived

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Speaker 1: in Perth, you went to Whopper, you were studying musical

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Speaker 1: theater at Whopper. Are there any what would have been

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Speaker 1: the dream musical theater parts you would have loved to

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Speaker 1: have had back in the day.

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Speaker 3: I would have liked to have played the woman in

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Speaker 3: Miss Side Gone. But it gets beautiful now. You can't

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Speaker 3: do those?

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Speaker 2: Or can you? It's gone for the circle? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I can imagine you in Book of Mormon, brother Jim.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't take a lot of dancing. I couldn't anything

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Speaker 2: like that. The Elephant Man, then I reckon I'd be

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Speaker 2: a good Fagan. I reckon, just steal a bit of

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Speaker 2: stuff Robin Hood what I Crook.

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Speaker 3: Gave away, or do all that. Yeah, yeah, right, I

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Speaker 3: could do Fagan. I could do. And what else could

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Speaker 3: I do? I could probably do the Artful Dodger. If

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Speaker 3: it was an interpretation of the musical where there was

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Speaker 3: just a forty seven year old man hanging out with

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Speaker 3: a whole of a ten year old pickpockets, then I

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Speaker 3: could definitely do that.

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Speaker 2: Just don't Shage canceled pretty quick.

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Speaker 5: I think I think you're right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a modern day version, Yeah, of.

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Speaker 5: The musical about how about Oklahoma? Make you go there?

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Speaker 5: Would you do a bit of hug Jackman and do Oklahoma?

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Speaker 2: I could do Oklahoma.

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Speaker 3: If it changed his name from Curly to Receding, then

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Speaker 3: I could definitely do the part of Oklahoma is dead

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Speaker 3: for all the musical theaters listening to this right now.

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Speaker 2: That was a killer joke. That was great. That was great.

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Speaker 5: He's knocked it out of the part with the fringe

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Speaker 5: on top.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about reviews for a second, because you have

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Speaker 1: to have a pretty thick skin when you're a comedian.

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Speaker 1: And in twenty seventeen, the Hollywood Reporter branded you a

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Speaker 1: great stand up displaying almost belligerent common sense.

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Speaker 2: Then two years.

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Speaker 1: Later The garden A Guardian called you a filthy comic

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Speaker 1: who show mixed sex and excrement with tedious misogyny.

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Speaker 2: Ah row, yeah, I'll tell you what that blake. That's

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Speaker 2: Brian something Earl.

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Speaker 3: He's been He's been reviewing me for fifteen years and

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Speaker 3: the reviews have not gotten.

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Speaker 2: Better every downhill. There's no one on earth he hates

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Speaker 2: me more than that man. Yet my pr kids are

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Speaker 2: giving him free tickets.

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Speaker 5: I was gonna say, keeps going.

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Speaker 2: John, stop giving this Blake tickets.

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Speaker 3: There's no joke that's about to turn around for this

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Speaker 3: fellow ladies more than that. But I will take that

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Speaker 3: if you're if you're able to mix what did he

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Speaker 3: say excrements sex and excrement with sex and extrement excrement together.

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Speaker 3: He said, experience, that's how sex goes. Anyway, that was

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Speaker 3: that was an anal sex joke.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it really with all the listeners.

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Speaker 4: Maybe the music let you explain that.

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Speaker 2: If you laughed, I would have bailed out because you

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Speaker 2: haven't got a camera on. That's deliberatey, which is bewildered

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Speaker 2: that guys on the one percent. Actually that's a great idea.

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Speaker 5: Throw that combo in.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it is a reputation, Jim, because they produced

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Speaker 4: exec producer did say, have you got the button ready?

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Speaker 5: I said, what are you talking about? It's Jim's it professional?

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Speaker 5: And I didn't swear.

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Speaker 2: Did I know? Jump has been implications? You're good implied.

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Speaker 3: There's always there's always an editor of the one Percent

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Speaker 3: Club that could go on at eleven o'clock at night.

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Speaker 3: You know, I just do that show and they just

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Speaker 3: edit in what they can edit in, you know.

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Speaker 1: Late a second, you know one Percent after dark, I

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Speaker 1: tell you what.

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Speaker 2: I tell you what. It's given me a whole new

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Speaker 2: audience I got.

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Speaker 3: I got like people in there because the older people

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Speaker 3: like the quiz shows as well. So people say, my

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Speaker 3: dad's generation. My dad's enjoyed because it's the first time

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Speaker 3: any of his mates.

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Speaker 2: Have known who I am. So I love that.

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Speaker 3: You know, I can't walk down the street in a

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Speaker 3: nursing with their frames with the tennis balls on the end.

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Speaker 3: I'm there, very popular.

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Speaker 2: You're the man. I didn't they had a.

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Speaker 1: Toe ball on a frame or the tennis ball on

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Speaker 1: its tennis ball demo.

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Speaker 2: They love me well.

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Speaker 1: The one Percent Club returns tonight seven thirty on seven

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Speaker 1: lovely to chat to you the.

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Speaker 5: Catch up mate.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for having me, and we're glad that you're really

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Speaker 4: popular with eighty the deads.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very nice. Thanks Jim,