WEBVTT - FULL: Pandemonium 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It is a Christian Acnells show podcast. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.640 Hey Wednesday morning, Welcome to the show. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:11.079 Goome onr in. 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:14.680 Patsy morning, Good morning Jack, Morning guys. How is the 0:00:14.920 --> 0:00:15.960 sunburn this morning? Jack? 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:19.560 I am feeling better. Thankfully. The boss brought in very 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:22.520 generous some Elvira after the show yesterday. 0:00:22.520 --> 0:00:25.439 Come out your wages, check your pay pack it. 0:00:25.720 --> 0:00:28.440 But I needed it. Even if it does I was thankful. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:31.440 To have it. Genuinely. Ah, I know many radio bosses, 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:36.680 I mean they're all radio bosses can be strange breed, 0:00:36.840 --> 0:00:40.080 Yes right, Oh want Sue? That is very kind act. 0:00:40.120 --> 0:00:43.040 She came in during the show yesterday with not one, 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.360 but two different bottles of alo Vera for you. 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.640 Yeah, especially because in her most recent entry to Time Waster, 0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:50.319 which we do at eight thirty every day, I gave 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.960 her a bronze and she's seen past that. 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:54.880 Cruel tea he's trying to curry favor to get a 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.560 legendary Jack post gold is why she's doing that for 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.760 you as well. Patsy, what is your read then? This 0:00:59.800 --> 0:01:02.240 mor what is Dan? And just going to announcing? Are 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:06.040 we coming out of lockdown? At eleven fifty nine tonight 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:08.520 fifty nine by the way, but ah, he's out of 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:09.880 the way. It's heading apparently. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.920 So if you believe the Herald's son, if you've got 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:14.119 a copy of it today or you go online. 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.240 You it's virtually literally you read it out every half 0:01:16.280 --> 0:01:19.479 an hour. Come on, So what is the Herald Sun saying? 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.200 Should we just get bring the herold son in here 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.680 or bring them to five out? What is your gut fiell? 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:24.959 Do you think we win? All? 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:25.479 Well? 0:01:25.560 --> 0:01:27.280 I would have said when I woke up, I would 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:30.360 have said, no, I'm sort of keeping a open mind. 0:01:30.480 --> 0:01:33.280 But apparently senior ministers are meeting at eight o'clock where 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:34.959 they will rub a stamp. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:37.280 Are going to wait till day order. You think there's 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.520 so much riding on whether we reopen tonight eleven fifty nine, 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:43.280 So many small businesses need it to survive. They got 0:01:43.280 --> 0:01:46.560 out kind of a breakfast to start. These people that 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.360 are waking up there high five each other, chatting around 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:52.440 the family table, having a meeting at eight and then 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:54.000 what Dan gets out there at midday? 0:01:54.480 --> 0:01:57.800 I don't know what time, but yeah, does. 0:01:57.760 --> 0:01:59.720 Harold Sun know? Could you read the Herald Sun out? 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:00.000 Yeah? 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:03.400 To stop? Sure? Is it? The press convers at mid day, pats. 0:02:03.320 --> 0:02:03.760 I don't know. 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:05.960 We're not sure, but as soon as we know, we 0:02:05.960 --> 0:02:18.960 will let our listeners know. 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:15.720 Right, just saying be good to know today, you know, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:17.600 saying this is the biggest thing we're all talking about, 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:19.720 is what time in the press, Cort. I haven't bud. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:23.320 Okay Treasury place to know, so but as soon as 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:24.200 we know, we'll let people. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.000 That's great, Patsy. Anyway, this morning, coming into it, right, 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.240 I'm going over Punt Road as I always do. There 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.120 is a bridge, right I go under and every morning 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.000 there is an advert. It's always an advert, but it's 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:39.960 aimed whatever why they're marketing, always aimed at trades. They know. 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:42.360 I don't know whether they've done the marketing right. That 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.880 is the number one Trady Bridge in Melbourne, right, it's 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:47.800 always that for the last couple of weeks, has been 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.000 like a deodorant, just aimed at trade. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:51.880 Is it a digital one that replaces or. 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:54.760 Yes, digital one today a brand new one. I mean 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:57.639 they know trade's are looking at that billboard. Right. I 0:02:57.680 --> 0:02:59.919 think we need to have a well done marketing team, right. 0:03:00.280 --> 0:03:03.160 I want to buy for a week Trady Bridge. I 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:05.680 go under it every day. There are trades there. It's 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:07.800 are are all into the morning, they're on the roads 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.880 right now, or you know those that can that. Today's 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:13.960 one was trade ees, so straightaways, talking them directly. We're 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:15.680 a great way to market. Don't worry about the rest 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.320 of us because I'm thinking this isn't for me. But 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.040 I'm a little bit nosy, but you read it anyway. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:22.800 I did trade E's never chafe again. It was an 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.120 underwear and you know that's the number one concern of 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:27.639 the trading going to work in the morning, is chafing? 0:03:28.200 --> 0:03:31.480 What a direct advert trades and with men, don't dress 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.480 it up, don't bs it? Is it gonna is it 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.160 gonna help me have it? Never have chafing again? Trade's 0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:40.080 never chafe again? Exclamation mark because the water bowl, but 0:03:40.120 --> 0:03:41.720 it needs an excamation mark at the end of it. 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:42.560 What a bowl promise. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:45.119 And then so when we put up our billboard there 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:46.520 it says trades as well. 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.320 And then we need to have a trades But then 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.320 we need a one line that is a photo of 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:54.440 you in high and a hammer. 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:59.520 Trade's wear your show The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:01.800 Yes to day when I came back home, I keep 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.640 forgetting that you know, the kids are remote learning, and 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.640 they keep moving around various rooms in the house trying 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:11.240 to try and I guess keep the experience freshy slumped 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:12.600 in front of a laptop all day long. 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:14.600 It's like going from classroom the classroom, but you go 0:04:14.640 --> 0:04:17.080 from the kitchen to the bathroom to the TV room. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.680 So anyway, yesterday, most of the time when I come 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:21.960 back right, I will just go through the side gate 0:04:22.080 --> 0:04:23.280 and come in the boat my day because I do 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:25.880 if we're going through the front door. Then this yappy 0:04:25.960 --> 0:04:28.039 dog we got in lockdown. You know, we came to 0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.080 this country with my dog, a proper dog, a German 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:33.160 shepherd dog trades never chafed again, and and the kids 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:35.160 are not. Then they've got a small little uh, I 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:37.840 don't know what they he's called. It called a toy poodle. Yeah, yeah, 0:04:37.839 --> 0:04:40.800 And he's so yappy. When we went to look at him, 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.400 I said, that dog's don't be yappy, is it? Because 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.960 I don't like yappy dogs? And they lie to me, 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:46.320 the kids and my wife, they said they'd be no 0:04:46.440 --> 0:04:53.960 yappy that dog. That dog yaps. You can't relax. I 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:57.400 can't relax. What's he doing? Why is he bucking the 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.279 wind or something's changed. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.960 A leaf was a and then it's My sister had 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:03.919 a wine up toy when we were little kids that 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:06.200 was exactly that kind of dog. They did that. It 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:10.839 moved like this and then it do a backflip. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.440 Right. So I'm now told this week, like a coming 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:16.480 by the side of the house. Right, coming by the 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.200 side house, you don't set the dog off while they're 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.440 doing their remote learning and some of this. Anyway, Yes, I 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:21.800 go in the side of the house and the little 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:25.720 rat is there, and we asked because I thought it 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:28.239 was just talking to him. I just well, I said, 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:35.800 shut that. You know, my voice is quite deep and loud. 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.040 It carries, okay, so if I go it was it 0:05:38.240 --> 0:05:40.799 like a low level as well. It was a grumpy 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:44.960 kind of grumpy grum faces back on the radio show. 0:05:47.000 --> 0:05:50.000 I went, shut that, you know, a decent decibel level, okay, 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.760 that is acceptible to me and a dog man's best friend. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:56.240 I didn't realize Ruby was sat literally a couple of 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:59.400 feet away, heard all of it, and the teachers. She 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:02.200 sat out the tech getting some nice fresh suname. And 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.560 so here's a dad out of camera make a cameo 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:09.760 appearance offscreen. Shut that we look such a cassy family. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:12.000 It's like your daddy's on the radio. 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:16.240 So he's like the Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.960 I was in charge of being the essential person in 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.600 my house to go out and get groceries yesterday, which 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.160 makes you feel good, doesn't it. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:27.200 You have to wear a sash, you know, like a 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:29.839 beauty page, and you know like I am the essential 0:06:29.880 --> 0:06:30.880 person today. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.760 I have been elected in my household. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.680 And then you meet here the essentials, you know, along 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:37.880 with the tennis players, because they're always essentials every day. 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:40.320 It's like a diplomatic meeting. It's a supermarket. We're all 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:43.279 essential and we've been elected by our households. I had 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:46.680 to replace the laundry detergent, and I've never I know 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.280 what it looks like. But it wasn't until I was 0:06:48.320 --> 0:06:50.520 standing in front of all the options of laundry detergent 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.640 and I thought, I actually don't know which laundry detergent 0:06:53.680 --> 0:06:54.000 we have. 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:55.440 And you've been married how long? 0:06:56.000 --> 0:06:58.160 I've been married for five years. 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:02.800 And you've never gone to get I guess I've never 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:08.760 buy detergent. Brave new World, New world in your relationship, 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:09.960 and what do you go omo? 0:07:10.520 --> 0:07:11.840 I go Dynamo. 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.720 Oh yeah, so in pants. 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:18.320 No, you know what I use Aldie the Eldi brands brilliant. 0:07:18.480 --> 0:07:20.840 Yeah, well this is what I knew, is Dynamo. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.080 I mean it is. There's there's too many choices, aren't they. Omo? 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:26.240 No one's got a blue top the self, simplime. I 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:28.800 get the I get the blue top one mummy and 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.800 I get pou on the head and a glass of milk. 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:34.760 I get blue top, I get, I mean, shopkeeper, I'm 0:07:34.840 --> 0:07:39.400 even blue top, blue hat, come with me, blue hat, 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:40.720 gold hats down the shower. 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:41.280 I'm not getting. 0:07:41.280 --> 0:07:43.520 I've got even four. It's because for whites that are 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:44.280 heavily soiled. 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:47.360 Well maybe that's what where Dynamo goes wrong, because all 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:48.720 the caps were the same color. 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.440 Blue hat. Have you got any blue hat for me? 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.320 So I was looking at They had Dynamo Superior stain remover, 0:07:56.920 --> 0:08:00.720 Dynamo Odor eliminating technology, and then. 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:03.840 Technology on this. Now that's how bad you smell. We've 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:04.840 actually got high tech. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:07.760 They've got the scientists involved. 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:09.480 I want to go to till and go. I need this. 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.800 I stink so bady, We've got to use cut in 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:15.240 this technology to remove my odor. Of any clothes that 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:16.520 comes in contact with me. 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:19.280 So both of those sound good until my eyes come 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:23.120 upon seven actions in one. Oh wow, I thought, oh, 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:25.720 I'm not going to bother with those other two one 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.120 action in one, one seven in one. 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:28.680 What does it do? 0:08:29.200 --> 0:08:33.319 So Action number one it whitens, very good, great, Action 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:34.800 number two it brightens. 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:38.400 I was just whitening and brightening. Oh that's great, triple 0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:39.440 threat threat. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:43.720 Actually number three vibrant colors, which to me is sort 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.400 of around the same realm as brightening. But maybe we 0:08:46.480 --> 0:08:49.280 give them the benefit of the doubt on that fresh scent. 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:53.920 Thorough deep clean for those tough stains. 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:56.960 And then I take that as a given. You're buying 0:08:57.000 --> 0:08:59.840 more and that thick gloopy liquid in there than it 0:09:00.280 --> 0:09:00.640 clean it. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.679 So it says a thorough deep clean for those difficult stains. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:07.480 Then number six is a tough stain remover, which wasn't 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:09.160 weren't we doing that with the deep clean? 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:11.480 So doubling up, there's a lot of duplication going on. Really, 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.440 that sounds like a three or four and one max. 0:09:13.600 --> 0:09:16.280 Number seven is fabric care And I thought the same thing. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.760 The cynical side of me thinks there's three or four 0:09:18.880 --> 0:09:21.480 actions in here that they're trying to pass on ring. 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:25.120 The hendline on the back. Hey, guys, for me once 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:29.040 with this also, then you get it home. Right. You know, 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.600 what's the three different draws in the channels? 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.719 I only ever use Yeah, five left right? 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.320 That's the only one of the What are the other two? Ford? 0:09:37.920 --> 0:09:40.679 There's one for bleach or like white now like you 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:41.600 episent or whatever? 0:09:41.640 --> 0:09:43.480 Which one is that? That is that in the middle lane? 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.920 I think her house is in the left on our machine, I. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.200 Just chuck everything in that left one. 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:49.160 Everything goes in the left. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:51.760 Hopefully it just floods that that sort of tray with 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.400 water and it will take whatever that's whatever drade it's 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:56.079 in is going in the washing machine. 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:57.760 And if you're buying a seven and one that does 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:00.120 the fabricare that does the whitening? You don't need Do 0:10:00.200 --> 0:10:00.920 you need to split. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:03.280 Seven different portions to put one on each of those 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.520 three tools? What if that we all use the far 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:07.800 left one right? That's what we're all. That's the default one. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:09.360 What's the one over on the right floor. 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:10.240 I would never use that. 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:13.000 That's fabric softener, I believe, but I don't use that 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.840 anymore because it's meant to be built in with what 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:16.400 you've got. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.680 Yeah, I tell you what they all building in it. 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:20.160 I love that. I don't know if his thing gets 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.680 getting a certain age, don't you love sniffny coves with 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:28.120 all freshly laundered. You come and chat to you when 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:32.160 you get this sheet, the freshly launded sheets. If there 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.280 was an after shave, it was just like lenaur or 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:37.200 freshly nordered. I'd be wearing that after shave every day. 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:43.000 Christian Christian Show podcast Now. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:46.360 On Monday Show, Jack was challenged about these what would 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:49.160 you call those those ultra low down beach chairs. 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.440 Yeah, a beach chair that is only really an inch 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:54.160 off the ground. You're when you're sitting, got the tiny little. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:57.719 Legs, flimsy foam cushion, haven't you. And then it's those 0:10:57.760 --> 0:11:00.440 ones you see that is like an ab workout machine. Yeah. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.000 To get up and from them is very difficult and. 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:04.599 Gage the core. You've got to move over to the 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:06.800 drop to the to the side to get up. Jack 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.480 found two of those hard rubbish esp as. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.160 New to my eye they were, they were brand new. 0:11:12.360 --> 0:11:14.800 They've already been put in the shed and once things 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:17.400 get relegated to the shed. They rarely come back out again, 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.960 so maybe never see those beach chairs again. But for 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.120 two days I was loving it sitting out in the 0:11:22.360 --> 0:11:22.720 They've had a. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.520 Great two days. But I don't even giving them those 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.360 two days, you know, now in the old graveyard that 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:29.120 is to shed. So what have you come in this 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:29.560 morning with? 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:33.040 So I've found more discarded. I was going to call 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:34.320 it rubbish, but it's not rubbih at all. 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:35.920 So what are you doing after show? Now? Will you 0:11:36.000 --> 0:11:38.480 just sort of go around you on those vans you 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:40.440 see with a couple of rough looking lads in there, 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:43.600 just sort of spying in the front of you. Now 0:11:43.679 --> 0:11:44.959 that after night, I. 0:11:44.920 --> 0:11:47.240 Think I've just been lucky, maybe because there's less people 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.960 on the streets. I'm just walking my normal dog route 0:11:50.040 --> 0:11:53.880 and picking up junk, picking up Well, this is a treasure. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.560 When I saw this yesterday, I am holding in my 0:11:56.640 --> 0:12:00.480 hands a tac Discman compaign. 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:04.560 We're just going to an episode of Antiques Roach. It's 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:08.839 been in my family since the late nineteen nineteenth century. 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:10.800 I'm holding him. Let me just check if it's got 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.800 the original. Yes, it's not the Sony brand, it's the cheap, 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:17.040 crappy one. The TIAC Corporation now no longer. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:19.600 Operating a TIA gone a. They I don't know, they 0:12:19.640 --> 0:12:21.480 rest in peace if they are, probably. 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:22.719 To be honest, the way the world works, it's only 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:24.840 run by about two or three companies. We're probably owned 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.079 by the TAC Corporation. 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:30.280 So it's not technically a discumen because I think that 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:33.480 was the Sony branded one. So a TAC compact disc 0:12:33.600 --> 0:12:36.720 player also has am FM capabilities. 0:12:36.800 --> 0:12:38.200 Oh wow, state of the art. You got there, and 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:39.840 I wonder you'd want such a thing to listen to 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:41.040 a cash man during the day. 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:44.360 It was I just brong back memories of fifteen years. 0:12:44.200 --> 0:12:48.200 Ago that still got the anti rolling thing they had 0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.760 on oh yeah, which never worked. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.800 It it has fifteen second ESP so I think that. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.520 Meant extrasensory perception. It knows what track you want, don't worry. 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.240 I'm really queued up by George Michael. 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:02.000 I think it meant buffers for fifteen seconds ahead, so 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:04.440 if it skips, it can give you the buffer version. 0:13:04.640 --> 0:13:07.160 Is that what the fifteen second sp was? 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.400 Yeah? I think it was. Yeah, but do you remember 0:13:09.480 --> 0:13:12.760 they never worked? No, you thought it was the future 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.000 of portable music technology that was better yeah, because every 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.079 think it was going on to compact is forget vinyl, 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.559 forget cassettes. But you only had to It was like 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:22.520 a stick of dynamite. Yeah, walking around with that. You 0:13:22.559 --> 0:13:24.719 only had to nudge it a millimeter and it was 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:25.520 the end of the album. 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:28.120 This reminds me of walking to school and walking catching 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.960 the bus every day having this in my pocket, thinking that. 0:13:31.280 --> 0:13:32.880 You know, I thought you were like back to the 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:35.560 future we go, you know, with the hoverboard and one 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:36.840 of these discipins. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.439 Would it would skip all the time, so you had 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.520 to do this weird thing with your leg where you 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:44.760 keep it sort of straight shot through the leg. Can 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.760 we try it this morning? You know we've played in 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.440 the past. I love the discimon we've played done Vinyl 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.360 Vinyl Compact disc technology laser. Do you remember the little 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:53.720 laser eye in there as well? 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:55.280 That was so futuristic on. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:59.600 The end, and we never hear that laser anymore, nostalgia. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.120 The only problem is I've put batteries in it now 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.360 and I can't. I can't get it to. 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:06.000 Work when you say you put butchers And we had 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.480 to get one of the producing teams to come in 0:14:07.520 --> 0:14:09.880 because you were you were actually asking for batteries called 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:13.080 to A to A instead of double a's a and 0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:16.680 he needs another fan a. He's got a mate, So yeah, 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:18.760 let's try and fire this up this morning. I'm curious 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:22.560 to know has anyone actually found anything good? Hard rubbish? 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:25.000 Normally it means stuff that they don't want anymore. Yeah. 0:14:25.080 --> 0:14:26.920 The opposite our house has been there about a week 0:14:27.040 --> 0:14:29.440 is a great, big, old dirty double mattress. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:33.240 People have to learn. Nobody is picking up the second 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:34.280 hand mattress. 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:35.520 And not just that. No matter what kind of hygiene 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.000 levels we all like to keep, mattresses are filthy, aren't they. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.320 They all look the same. Someone spilt a lot of 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.640 tea in the middle of it. It's like can turn 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.880 in shroud, isn't it. I've never seen a clean right, 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.600 a clean one. They all look like that, don't they. 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.680 Do you want this? It's been outside the front of 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:56.120 this guy's house for a week. Right, it's actually propped 0:14:56.160 --> 0:14:58.760 up by his fence. You can't see the guy's like door. 0:14:59.080 --> 0:15:01.440 It's there for a week. Where are they coming to 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.880 get it? As he left it there? Anyone might drive in, 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.240 my might go Now, let's just got half decent heavily 0:15:06.320 --> 0:15:08.640 soiled mattress, quick put in the back of the car. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.080 What have you found from a hard rubbish? Give us 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.720 a call. Have you found any treasures? Jack's got this 0:15:14.080 --> 0:15:15.480 CD disc when he's more than. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.720 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:27.000 Jack's coming this morning, more fresh loot. Like a pirate 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:30.240 here is these days. Watch out for him today at nine, 0:15:30.520 --> 0:15:35.280 sailing round in his pirate ship around your suburb looking 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.920 for loots off your hard rubbish. He's brought in today 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.040 an old school genuinely cheers me up to see that 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:41.680 in your hands. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:45.160 This is nostalgic for me, a discman or a TCH 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:49.560 compact disc player. I loved my version of this when 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:53.280 I'm maybe fifteen years ago as a teenager. Sadly we 0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:56.120 can't get this one working, but I think we'll keep 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:59.040 it in the studio just as a look at. To 0:15:59.080 --> 0:16:00.560 look at. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:03.640 It is like a scene on Antiques Roachia. The way 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:06.040 that Jack's holding this thing like it's you know, two 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:07.440 or three hundred years old? 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:08.840 Can you failue it? 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:11.280 For me? Yes, It's been in my family and for 0:16:11.360 --> 0:16:14.680 generations there to have curiosity. The only people that go 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:16.840 on that show, they're all wide eyed thinking this is it? 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:19.120 A crew. We can put the cruise within the hour. 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.600 We'll just get it valid. It's terrible for me to 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.400 say this, but sometimes I love it when you see 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:27.160 those money grabbing old people, you know, and they go, 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:29.640 it's how long has this been the failing? Well, we 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:31.160 don't want to sell or anything. We're just curious to 0:16:31.200 --> 0:16:33.480 see what it's actually worth. That's all willing. And then 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:37.840 it goes essentially worth us as they go look see 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:40.520 what you can see that they should pause that and 0:16:40.600 --> 0:16:44.960 have a big thing go ha, no cruise for you, Grannie. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.160 Turns out it's not from the court of King Louis 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:52.800 the fifth. All right, what have you found on a 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:57.520 hard rubbish Matt? Good morning? Good morning guys nowhere, Yeah, 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.960 we're good Matt. What have you found then? Hard rubbish treasures? 0:17:00.720 --> 0:17:03.600 So when I was at at school, I used to 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.320 walk to him from the bus stop. So we passed 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:07.280 like people's hard rubbish stuf all the time. And one 0:17:07.320 --> 0:17:11.760 time I passed an almost brand new law moller and 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.000 I was I went up to them and said, look, 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.200 you know what's wrong with it? Because I think he 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:18.280 sposed to ask people for he takes off the file. Anyway, 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.440 I'd asked him what was wrong with it? 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:23.400 It's a ten. You're a very polite young man, and 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:24.040 I'm interested. 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:29.400 I'm interested, and you know a lot about the rules. 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:34.960 Of Excuse me right now, young Matthew's here. And so 0:17:35.040 --> 0:17:35.960 what did they say? 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.000 They said, oh, it just doesn't work anymore until we 0:17:39.040 --> 0:17:40.800 went out and broad new and I was like, all right, no, 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:43.640