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Speaker 1: Well and Woody podcast, Minnie.

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Speaker 2: Right now we are freeing another person's fats.

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Speaker 3: Carly fats for the first.

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Speaker 1: All right, if you're just joining us.

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Speaker 4: Carly spoke to us before the song there in Carly,

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Speaker 4: you have gone fourteen years without farting in front of

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Speaker 4: your partner Nick.

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Speaker 3: And the real kicker for me here is that Nick

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Speaker 3: just goes for it. He farts in front of.

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Speaker 1: Your willy nilly. Yeah, the imbalance, it's right off.

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Speaker 3: You've said to us as well that you don't think

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Speaker 3: he'll care, but it's just been too long now you

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Speaker 3: don't feel comfortable finally having that moment where you fart

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Speaker 3: in front of him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever dreamt of farting in front of him?

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Speaker 1: Carly?

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Speaker 6: Like it?

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Speaker 2: You know, this is something that's obviously, you know, I imagine

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Speaker 2: quite almost a bit of a fantasy for you.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh yeah, I think about it all on the daily. Wow.

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Speaker 5: I mean I don't know. I might have in my

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Speaker 5: sleep and he's never told me.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, so we're gonna

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Speaker 2: call him now. You know how this works? You don't, actually,

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Speaker 2: I mean, the great the genius of this bit, Woods

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Speaker 2: is that Carlie, you don't actually have to do the fart, so,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I think it would be a bit cruel

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Speaker 2: of us to suggest that you.

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Speaker 1: Just find if you've got one in the chamber though

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Speaker 1: there if we do.

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Speaker 2: This, if we do this in the future, maybe just

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Speaker 2: just load up on sprouts the night before and we're

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Speaker 2: a good show of getting one. But what is going

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Speaker 2: to be doing in the background, And hopefully we only

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Speaker 2: need to do one or two for him to go, hey,

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Speaker 2: what's going on? And then you can explain. But you know,

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Speaker 2: as we discovered last time, if it hasn't happened in

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Speaker 2: a long time, he might be all good mentioning it,

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Speaker 2: so you might not Yeah, he might ignore it. So

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Speaker 2: you might just need to jump in there and just

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Speaker 2: go wow, gee whiz, that was me. Yeah, let's free

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Speaker 2: those farts. We're going to call Nick right now.

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Speaker 1: Good luck.

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Speaker 5: Hey going, I was just ringing what time you were

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Speaker 5: actually going to be home.

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Speaker 6: Probably.

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Speaker 5: Just because I wanted to get some groceries, but I

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Speaker 5: didn't want to take the kids with me. Just a

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Speaker 5: bit of a handful today.

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Speaker 6: Stuff in my home.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't mind what.

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Speaker 6: Starting your photos.

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Speaker 5: I didn't think that you would hear that.

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Speaker 7: What if I said, yes, take the roman, you're joking, right,

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Speaker 7: who's on the phone.

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Speaker 5: I didn't think you would hear it?

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Speaker 6: And this is what I get.

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Speaker 7: I thought it was going to be.

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Speaker 5: It's kinda well, you fart in front of me all

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Speaker 5: the time.

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Speaker 6: It's different, so.

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Speaker 3: Different, Nick, Nick, it's Nick. Hello, Nick, it's Will and

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Speaker 3: Woody here. If you haven't heard of us, we're a

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Speaker 3: radio show. You're currently live on air.

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Speaker 1: Nick.

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Speaker 6: Oh, I know exactly who you are.

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Speaker 1: Well, Nick, is he tell me you're joking? Tell me

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Speaker 1: you're joking?

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Speaker 6: No, I not. Did you put that on it? That

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Speaker 6: she actually far?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: No, that's my man. That was Emily my.

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Speaker 2: But you fight in front of her all the time,

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Speaker 2: and she can't fight in front of you.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, correct? Why what's I mean? Yeah, double standards? But

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Speaker 6: are you you're on the same base?

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Speaker 3: No, No, My beautiful fiance is an absolute farhouse my friends.

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Speaker 1: Not a problem there.

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Speaker 3: But she's released now, NICKO, surely you don't care.

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Speaker 1: Let's even it up here in the relationship.

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Speaker 6: Well, I guess on my phone is better than in person. Smile.

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Speaker 3: But so going forward, Nick, because the reason for this

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Speaker 3: call is this was an icebreaker.

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Speaker 1: You know you now think she farted. We're past that line.

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Speaker 1: If she farts in front of him at home, that's okay,

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Speaker 1: isn't it.

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Speaker 6: I need to I mean, I'm not saying we can't

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Speaker 6: get there, but I'm not ready yet.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, well, then you're going to have to stop

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Speaker 2: fighting in front of her.

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Speaker 1: That's that's the deal. You gotta, we gotta.

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Speaker 2: You can't just you can't have it all one way.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I can see what I can do, but

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Speaker 6: no problem.

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, Carlie, you far up the engines,

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Speaker 4: my friends.

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Speaker 6: In there.

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Speaker 7: Do what you need to do.

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Speaker 2: But I'll be dutch oping him. Pin him down on

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Speaker 2: the face.

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Speaker 1: I reckon, see you guys.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 6: What a dick?

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Speaker 1: Sorry like that. That was not okay. I thought he

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Speaker 1: was going to be I thought it was going to

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Speaker 1: be embarrassed. That was not okay. When he came back

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Speaker 1: and be like, oh no, what a stitch up. I've

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Speaker 1: acted like a bit of a tool.

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Speaker 3: But he doubled down and was like, I don't think

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Speaker 3: I'm ready for that.

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Speaker 1: We need to go and find him and cupcake him.

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Speaker 1: I think we have to think. I think we have

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Speaker 1: Australia wants that. I think we have to.

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Speaker 4: We have to find him, stalk him, get one in

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Speaker 4: the chamber, yes, double just.

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Speaker 2: Ultimate Dutch over him somehow, get him into like a man,

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Speaker 2: like a furniture shop or something. He thinks he's testing

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Speaker 2: out of bed, double blanket, double fart exposure therapy.

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Speaker 1: Leave it with this Australia.

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