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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast Noldn's Gold one oh

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Speaker 2: Hey podcasters, thank you very much for downloading show number

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Speaker 2: forty one.

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Speaker 3: Is there am I in this?

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Speaker 4: What color is that light on your microphone?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Sometimes when you color is the light in the microphone orange?

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Speaker 2: No, it's red? Okay, yeah, it's the I just thought

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Speaker 2: we said loo to our podcast listener, and thank you

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Speaker 2: very much for downloading show number forty one. And we are.

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Speaker 2: We did a say Friday. If you're a regular podcaster,

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Speaker 2: you'll know this. We do a think call Fine Day Friday,

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Speaker 2: which has been good fun for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 2: But we're just getting into wearing the wigs and I'd

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Speaker 2: like to actually bring in a robe this week as

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Speaker 2: well for a little bit of role play.

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Speaker 4: That's enough about my private life.

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Speaker 2: And the court. We're looking to make the court a

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Speaker 2: bit bigger, so we're not just overseeing whether or not

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Speaker 2: we pay your fine. So if there's anything you'll listen

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Speaker 2: to listen, there's anything going on in your life you'd

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Speaker 2: preside over any kind of you want a final decision on.

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Speaker 3: Now we do more than just fines.

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Speaker 2: We do, so we know. Do you think we're now

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Speaker 4: A Supreme Court?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? All right. So if if there's anything you'd like

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Speaker 2: is that you'd like us to try? What is it

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Speaker 2: the case? Is it you against somebody? You and a

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Speaker 2: mate or your other half? Email me Christian at Gold

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Speaker 2: one oh four three dot com dot au.

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Speaker 5: On with the pod live from level two twenty one

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Speaker 5: to thirty one Glitwood Street. Wretchmen, This is the Christian

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Speaker 5: oh Com All Breakfast Show on Melvin's Gold one oh

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Speaker 5: four point three.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, It's Wednesday morning, three minutes past six, Show

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Speaker 2: number forty one. Wow. We on this morning show. Then

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Speaker 2: we got some brilliant emails to get through for late

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Speaker 2: to the party. We're also got your midweek scores and

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Speaker 2: a new edition. I want to talk about this morning mascots.

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Speaker 2: Big story is broken over in the UK. Got an

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Speaker 2: amazing new mascot, a gas spoiler. Soccer fans are angry.

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Speaker 2: They don't want mister boiler Man, but they've got mister

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Speaker 2: boiler Man. Because the team and the club have done

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Speaker 2: a big money making deal and it's it's a guy

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Speaker 2: dressed in a giant gas boiler.

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Speaker 3: What was there, old mascot?

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Speaker 2: I can't remember Wes Bromer Jambion, who are a sort

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Speaker 2: of mid table club in the UK and the Premiership

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Speaker 2: in a soccer new soccer season is just about to

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Speaker 2: get underway, and so all the new shirt sponsors are

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Speaker 2: out and then suddenly coming on the pitch is a

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Speaker 2: guy dressed in a giant gas spoiler. That's someone's job

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Speaker 2: as well. He's there is someone who is new mister

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Speaker 2: boiler man. Anyway, laterel this morning we get to that

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Speaker 2: about mascots. Anythingn't do with mascots from seven thirty, OK.

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Speaker 2: I won't know if you've ever been in a mascot

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Speaker 2: good and bad at mascots. There's a great online website

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Speaker 2: of mascots looking sad. Because sometimes you know a sports game,

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Speaker 2: there has to be a minute sign it's a legendary

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Speaker 2: play or someone associated with a club.

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Speaker 4: This happens all over the world.

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Speaker 2: They have a minute silence and players rightly respect that

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Speaker 2: and the fans do they bow their heads. If you've

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Speaker 2: without it falling off. There's one after Princess Diana died.

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Speaker 2: Arsenal Football Club on the World's Bigger Soccer Clubs have

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Speaker 2: his head down, his eyebrows his eyes kind of do

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Speaker 2: like dolls, you know, they go forward and stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: There's one of him trying to observe the minute silence

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Speaker 2: for the late Princess Diana and the mascot trying to

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Speaker 2: look sad through these little blinky eyes. That is an

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Speaker 3: And I guess if they've already got a smile, they're

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Speaker 2: It's an amazing But anyway, we get to mascots at

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Speaker 2: seven point thirty. The thing I want to talk about

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Speaker 2: this morning is yesterday on the show. Well, I don't

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Speaker 2: even know how I got onto it. I was talking

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Speaker 2: when you you're flat sharing, it's a tiny little space,

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Speaker 2: these poky little stairs out the door intol the van.

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Speaker 2: We died, and so I said, look, why don't we

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Speaker 2: just go to a hardware store by a saw shop.

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Speaker 2: Your bed in half, get it to the new place,

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Speaker 2: buy two planks of wood, and then nail it into,

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Speaker 2: you know, and then join it together. At the time,

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Speaker 2: between them, and we were like, yeah, fine, of course

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Speaker 2: we then got to sort of start smacking it all together.

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Speaker 2: We didn't know what we're doing. And whenever you bring

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Speaker 2: they must have thought he was amazing with this bed

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Speaker 2: would always break, you know that immediately the moment you

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Speaker 2: women don't feel good about that they sit on a

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Speaker 3: So the night after he was lucky enough to bring

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Speaker 3: nail in some new wood to put it back together again.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we were gone. He just doing up. Basically, this

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Speaker 2: is kind of like you know the TV show Macgiver,

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Speaker 2: where he would make stuff and just make stuff somehow

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Speaker 2: In the next thing, you'd get out of a prison,

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Speaker 2: but he just had a chair. Where'd you get the

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Speaker 2: gas canister from where he was shaving? He would, as

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Speaker 2: he can harness the power of the shaving foam to propel.

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Speaker 2: There's a putane canister. When in life have you tried

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Speaker 2: to fix some bad or dodgy diy with either gaffer tape, string,

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Speaker 4: When have you been in real life? Maguiver?

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Speaker 2: There are so many of these kind of fixes that

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Speaker 2: don't you. You just convince yourself it kind of works.

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Speaker 2: I'll get round to fixing it properly. At some point,

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Speaker 2: Producer Becks was just telling us we were talking about

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Speaker 2: this before the show today. Please share your Storybocks.

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Speaker 6: Okay, when I was about eighteen, I lived in this

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Speaker 6: sharehouse and all the wolves was falling.

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Speaker 7: It was on a hill, so it was all sinking

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Speaker 7: into the hill that it was on.

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Speaker 2: So it's subsiding basically.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, So the walls had come away from the floor.

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Speaker 6: You can actually put your head under the wall into

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Speaker 6: my friend's bedroom next door.

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Speaker 2: Just let us you know, lived in these places so dangerous.

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Speaker 3: What's holding up the roof? If you can lift up

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Speaker 3: the walls like the curtain molecules.

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Speaker 6: I had to prop my bed up on the three

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. See that's a Maguiva fix, all right. So

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Speaker 2: when if you had to do some kind of makeshift

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Speaker 2: mcguiva fix, what's your story?

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Speaker 4: Give me called nine four one four one o four

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point

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Speaker 2: We're taking calls then, about when you've tried to make

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Speaker 2: good on a bad DIY job or a situation at

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Speaker 2: home which is putting, just hoping it will just kind

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Speaker 2: of it kind of fixes. It will look ugly. It's

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Speaker 2: like a Maguiver thing going on. I remember a friend

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Speaker 2: of mine, his kids were moaning how their friends who

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Speaker 2: had richer parents had these you know sometimes be on

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Speaker 2: the back of headresting like these big four by four's SUVs.

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Speaker 2: They've got these monitors, were like they can watch movies. Yep,

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Speaker 2: he didn't have He had a cheap basic saloon car.

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Speaker 2: He worked in it and so he mcguy at the

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Speaker 4: It was a portable DVD player, but with you know

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Speaker 2: We've got here PC monitors with a PC monitor in

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Speaker 2: the footwell that the kids would have to look down

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Speaker 2: in this great big, you know you kind of Dell

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Speaker 2: Kids were like a nest of wires everywhere.

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Speaker 3: I guess he had to wire it in himself. Yes,

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Speaker 3: it's not like you can plug it into the outlet.

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Speaker 2: No, it was like running off the car battery or something.

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Speaker 2: It looked awful and they had to like move their

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Speaker 2: because they had this great computer screen in the footwell

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Speaker 2: so they could watch a movie. All right, Lindsay's on

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Speaker 2: the line, Come on in, Lindsay, Hi, here a you

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Speaker 2: going pretty good? Lindsay, So tell us about your real

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Speaker 2: life mcguiver fixed or something.

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Speaker 9: Okay, So I've got three kids and there was a

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Speaker 9: five year get in between my first child and my twins,

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Speaker 9: and when it came time to put my daughters in

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Speaker 9: cotton things, we were a bit short on cash and

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Speaker 9: we've got a hand me down cott and came time

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Speaker 9: to put the cock together. The screws were we seen

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Speaker 9: and so one of the cots was held together with

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Speaker 9: cable pops.

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Speaker 2: Amazing. I mean it would look terrible and but it's

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Speaker 2: a kind of a guy for Fixed. You kind of think, well,

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Speaker 2: the cable ties are strong, they're do the heavy.

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Speaker 9: Work, incredibly strong, incredibly strong, and it did it look

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Speaker 9: dodgey has but there ten now so.

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Speaker 3: The cars are strong, but not as strong ast screw

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Speaker 3: It's like you can zip tyke nd bust.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't think you can put shelves up with

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Speaker 2: just like cable ties hanging off the wall. Lindsay great

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Speaker 2: coil fancy on the show and I have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Think the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 2: Chap was just telling me an amazing story about another

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Speaker 2: real life mcguiver fixed. This is where you're try and

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Speaker 2: something isn't quite working around the home, and you're try

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Speaker 2: and just badly fixit with just a shoddy idea. But

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Speaker 2: you have good intentions. There are good intentions, but just

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Speaker 2: a bad, bad fix.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not forever. It's just it's the tight us over.

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Speaker 3: Dad's running one in their bathroom at the moment where

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Speaker 3: they didn't get it waterproof fifteen years ago when they

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Speaker 3: renovated the bathroom, so the tiles are starting to give

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Speaker 3: way outside the shower. He's lifted up the tiles and

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Speaker 3: you know there's ae men sheet or whatever is lying

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Speaker 2: It's a good look at the bathroom right.

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Speaker 3: You have better luck taping the towels to.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, we've got Glenn on the line. Good morning

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Speaker 2: This is astonishing. This is a this is you are mcgiver.

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Speaker 2: This is such a great eighty song. Just a great

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Speaker 4: In nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the plot of this hashtag different time. A

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian?

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Speaker 12: Are you going?

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Speaker 2: I'm really good Clinton. I hope you well as well.

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Speaker 2: What's your story for us? Buddy?

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Speaker 8: Well, I used to have you put in perspective this

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Speaker 2: I do a terrifying looking thing. I always walk a

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Speaker 13: Get dragged in the back well.

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Speaker 8: Anyway, when my first son was born back in those days,

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Speaker 2: This is amazing. I remember, well, it wasn't different time

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Speaker 2: and remember sometimes if we were never go flying forward

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Speaker 3: But what's the point of pretending. If you go into

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Speaker 2: You've got it on. You're kidding no one.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 2: You can give us a call.

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Speaker 13: Now.

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Speaker 2: All you need is a job. We ask you a

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Speaker 2: We then got to try and guess what your job

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Speaker 2: is nine four one four one four three. This used

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Speaker 2: we play this morning's rounds. An email here from Tom

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Speaker 2: in New York, a podcast listener. Christian and join the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Have you noticed that Pats makes a great Marge Simpson

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Speaker 2: style noise after each answer on your new game, what's

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Speaker 2: my line dot dot dot of work? Well, I don't

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Speaker 2: know what they're talking about. Let's have a listen to this.

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Speaker 2: This is yesterday, and this is Marge Simpson. This was

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Speaker 2: I met at Montage Pats.

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Speaker 12: One day.

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Speaker 2: That's just a one round Mars Simpson and this is

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Speaker 2: Pats Mark Simpson. That's Pats.

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Speaker 10: Really subconscious down No no, no, no, no, silly.

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Speaker 2: Don't be silly.

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Speaker 14: It's time for the radio version of everyone's favorite nineteen

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Speaker 14: fifties Tarvision game show, What's my line of work?

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Speaker 2: Okay, lines are open, then what is your line of work?

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Speaker 2: We've got to try and guess. We get two questions each.

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Speaker 2: You just simply say yes or no. Lines are open

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Speaker 2: now nine four one for one oh four three. If

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Speaker 2: we don't guess, God, tickets going to see this big

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Speaker 2: new Spike Lee movie Star and the awesome Adam Driver

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Speaker 2: is out on August the sixteenth. It is Black Transman.

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Speaker 2: You can win that right now, but it's by calling

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Speaker 2: me nine four one for one oh four to three

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Speaker 2: me Jack and Marsh we'll play next.

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Speaker 1: So Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: I just said a chat wouldn't be great one that

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Speaker 2: if someone calls in turns out their job is you know,

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Speaker 2: you do the autopsies. And then I said, I said,

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Speaker 2: do you think I work? I'd be fascinated to watch

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Speaker 2: someone do in autops I'd be worried that I might

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Speaker 10: No, I don't think I could handle that. But were

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Speaker 2: Really, I'm not going to send.

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Speaker 14: It to my Why it's time for the radio version

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Speaker 14: of everyone's favorite nineteen fifties television game show, What's My

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Speaker 14: Line of Work?

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Speaker 2: All right? We each get two questions. You say yes

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Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning Christian. All right, then, so two

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Speaker 2: questions each about your job? Okay, your job? What can

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Speaker 9: A shift worker?

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Speaker 2: Shift worker? All right? Do you work in a shop?

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Speaker 3: No? Does your job involve driving, but not driving to work,

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Speaker 10: Do you wear a uniform for your job?

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Speaker 13: Yes?

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Speaker 2: I do?

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Speaker 7: Set down?

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Speaker 2: All right, so you wear a uniform. You don't drive.

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Speaker 2: Do you stand behind a till or a counter?

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: You thought it was overnight Macca's drive through. Do you

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Speaker 2: She lived near the office yesterday. Your second question was

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Speaker 10: Do you care for people?

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Speaker 16: Care for people?

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Speaker 10: You do care for people people.

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Speaker 4: Do you work overnight in an old folks home.

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Speaker 10: That's exactly what I do, yes.

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Speaker 2: The week. Well, none, I'll give you the tickets anyway, okay,

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Speaker 2: because that is an amazing job to do. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: good for you. I'll give you the tickets anyway.

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Speaker 15: All right, thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: All right, my pleasure. Thanks calling the show, Karen. Good morning,

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Speaker 2: Good morning. All right, Karen. Your one line clue to your.

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Speaker 16: Job is my line of work involved working with bodily fluids.

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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, everyone, just take it easy. Okay, we're all

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Speaker 2: grown ups. Well I'm not sure about that, all right.

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Speaker 2: You work with my whole career, My whole career in

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Speaker 2: this country is about to come to an end. You company.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually saying this to a listener. You work with

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Speaker 2: bodily fluids. You work body fluids. Do are you a dentist?

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Speaker 2: Nook the little.

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Speaker 3: Easy observed the fluids coming out of the human.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, what are you a fluffy?

443
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Speaker 3: It could be director could be like if he was

444
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Speaker 3: a dentist. As you swab it straight out so you

445
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Speaker 3: would see that. If it's someone doing a year in sample,

446
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Speaker 3: you wouldn't say it.

447
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Speaker 16: No, yes, I do, watch them come out.

448
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Speaker 10: This is amazing, Karen, Do you work well the kind

449
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Speaker 10: of this is defunct? Do you work in a lab?

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Speaker 13: No?

451
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Speaker 2: No, seeing the fluids come out? You're seeing the bodily

452
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Speaker 2: fluids come out. What job would involve seeing those fluids

453
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Speaker 2: come out? Do you do colonoscopies?

454
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Speaker 8: No?

455
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Speaker 2: Okay?

456
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Speaker 3: Is your line of work the Red Cross Blood Service?

457
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Speaker 10: Oh? Good guess, but no, that's wearing theme Christians. Do

458
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Speaker 10: you do like colonic irrigation? You know where you.

459
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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 2: No, we're out, Karen. Please tell us what is your

461
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Speaker 2: line of what?

462
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Speaker 16: I'm a drug tester?

463
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Speaker 1: Oh?

464
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Speaker 3: Interesting, good sport.

465
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Speaker 16: So I go out to workplaces and do on site

466
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Speaker 16: drug testing.

467
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Speaker 2: No, no, you really don't want to need to worry

468
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Speaker 2: about Jack. Trust me, he's taking no performance enhancing drugs.

469
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,479
Speaker 2: We need some nangelo and and some of the other

470
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Speaker 2: stuff they take. Whatever Lance Armstrong took, you need it? Jack. Hey, Karen,

471
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Speaker 2: that's a great one. What an interesting job.

472
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Speaker 16: It's fantastic, really interesting.

473
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Speaker 3: Now do you say what line of work is the

474
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Speaker 3: worst offenders?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 16: No, I can't. Sorry, can you say this if I

477
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Speaker 16: told you that suddenly got this wrong?

478
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Speaker 2: Karen?

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Speaker 4: Can you can you at least confide this with us?

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Speaker 2: Right? At your job. Obviously, when you get to test people,

481
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Speaker 2: people must say to you quietly like, look, I'm gonna

482
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Speaker 2: test positive.

483
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Speaker 4: Can you help me out here a little.

484
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Speaker 2: Bit of cash for Karen? Yeah?

485
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Speaker 16: Sometimes?

486
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Speaker 2: Really, what's the most amount of money you've been offered

487
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Speaker 2: to turn a blind eye?

488
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Speaker 16: I don't actually name aig because I just say no straightaway.

489
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Speaker 2: So thank you for that same example. You came here, right,

490
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,359
Speaker 2: they said, okay, they want to test all the presenters here, right,

491
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Speaker 2: And I went, okay, Ken, I'm just going to go

492
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Speaker 2: into the toilet and you know, past a urine sample.

493
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Speaker 2: And then I just used like my kiddie's pee that

494
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Speaker 2: I got. I knew you were coming, and you going

495
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Speaker 2: and go, yeah, this is fine. How do you know

496
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Speaker 2: someone isn't you know, swapping samples?

497
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Speaker 16: Yeah, there's a lot of things in place before we

498
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Speaker 16: collect the sample. So we color the toilet water, we

499
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Speaker 16: seal off the cistern, We get them to lift their

500
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Speaker 16: trails and legs, take off bulky jackets and hair.

501
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Speaker 2: Oh okay, because they called it. Do you know what

502
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Speaker 2: it's called. It's called a wizzard, a fake penis. Yeah.

503
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Speaker 16: Yeah, even though it's all those things in place, we

504
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Speaker 16: still do occasionally get safely.

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Speaker 2: Mike Tyson used to use. He would turn up to

506
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Speaker 2: drugs testing with a fake tinkle strapped to its lowest

507
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Speaker 2: stomach and then that would be filled with pure samples.

508
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Speaker 3: So for a while he had to know any when

509
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Speaker 3: he was doing this.

510
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Speaker 2: He won just walk walking around with two eyes at

511
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Speaker 2: the plural of penis. Anyway, we're going side road here,

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Speaker 2: all right, Karen, thank you very much. She call you've

513
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Speaker 2: won the tickets.

514
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Speaker 16: Right well, you're welcome, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Not the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 2: We are shown number forty one.

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Speaker 4: Eat that fox.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know they're gotta be worried about a

521
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Speaker 2: guy who's managed to stay on air and celebrate the

522
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Speaker 2: fact he's actually still managed to be paid and up

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Speaker 2: to woo show number forty one on today's show. Then

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Speaker 2: here's what we're doing today after the show. I can't

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Speaker 2: wait meet the team, every single one of us who

526
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Speaker 2: works on the show on air. Off air, we have

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Speaker 2: got someone coming in.

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Speaker 3: National National Photography.

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Speaker 2: Network Mate National who you wort can ever rely on

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Speaker 2: you to help me outvohol. But hey, listen, show number

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Speaker 2: forty one, and everything's changing, Folks. National Photography. That's the

532
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Speaker 2: lady who's coming in today. This is her job to

533
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Speaker 2: go around schools on a good day. She told us

534
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Speaker 2: yesterday she would take high school photos of two thousand

535
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Speaker 2: kids kaching in one day. Yeah, in one day, a

536
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Speaker 2: great day. So today's she's coming in and she's doing

537
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Speaker 2: high school photos of us, and we are recreating it.

538
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Speaker 2: It will look exactly like high school photos. She's bringing

539
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Speaker 2: in that sky blue backdrop that just sort of makes

540
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Speaker 2: you look washed out, brings out any spots. Even this morning,

541
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Speaker 2: before I left the house, I was like examining my

542
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Speaker 2: face more close up, looking for spots, you know, thinking

543
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Speaker 2: this is normally what happens. It's like your body knows

544
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Speaker 2: it's a photo day. Spots come out when you're in

545
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Speaker 2: your forties. I'm looking now, we've all got we've all

546
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Speaker 2: gone and bought these black V neck jumpers, a gold

547
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Speaker 2: tie to look a swat type because it's gold one

548
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,919
Speaker 2: on four point three, brandy and white shirts are all

549
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Speaker 2: going to be looking the same. Jack and I are

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Speaker 2: also gonna have some separate photos where you'll be sat down,

551
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Speaker 2: I have a hand on your shoulders if I'm your

552
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Speaker 2: older brother. So I generally can't wait you can see

553
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Speaker 2: these tomorrow morning to see the horror of these photos.

554
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Speaker 2: So that's us today. Also on the showdown the next hour,

555
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Speaker 2: then we're talking about mascots, things you're hoarding, and we're

556
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Speaker 2: looking for your midweek scores. But before that, yesterday when

557
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Speaker 2: I left this fine radio stations, walking aro the corner

558
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Speaker 2: here in Richmond, and I just saw a business and

559
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Speaker 2: there was a word at the front of the business,

560
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Speaker 2: where I thought, do we really need to Is that

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Speaker 2: not implied? It simply said professional dry cleaning, as if

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Speaker 2: all those other times I've been using dry cleaners, oh,

563
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Speaker 2: they were just enthusiastic amateurs. And it's a guy at

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Speaker 2: the back watching YouTube videos go and say put them

565
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Speaker 2: so we do it to his shirts? Has he gone? Now?

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Speaker 2: You know? Can you see us? The thing about it

567
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Speaker 2: it said professional dry cleaners.

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Speaker 3: That makes it sound like the other guys had down

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Speaker 3: a back alley going I don't have a license on

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Speaker 3: the walls.

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Speaker 2: It's not what I do. We're accountants, but we're trying

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Speaker 2: sort your suits out, so we did the best we can. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you know around the corner though it is actually a

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Speaker 2: professional dry cleaner. So here there is a professional dry cleaners.

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Speaker 2: And there's still something in this day and age twenty

576
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Speaker 2: eighteen about the dry cleaning industry. It is a very

577
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Speaker 2: secretive industry. Well what are they doing exactly? They don't

578
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Speaker 2: like us. They've either got that velvet curtain, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's like first class and economy. They don't want you

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Speaker 2: peering around there. And also sometimes you go in and

581
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Speaker 2: there's no one at the counter and out the back there,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they're doing playing ping pong and

583
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Speaker 2: the press that little buzzer, don't they And they come

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Speaker 2: out and sometimes if you try and have a look

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Speaker 2: round as they open the door or the curtain, they

586
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Speaker 2: block it with their head. Andy go just can have you?

587
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Speaker 2: So just trying to sort of peer over his shoulder,

588
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Speaker 2: they meet your head with theirs. Go everything all right?

589
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Speaker 2: So a suit there you need to dry clean? What

590
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Speaker 2: just and dry cleaners. Let's have some transparency when we

591
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Speaker 2: go to any restaurant now all over the world, you

592
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Speaker 2: see in the kitchen, don't you.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fancy new restaurants and any of the trendy

594
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Speaker 3: cafes you can see into.

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Speaker 2: We see what they're up to, and I don't like that,

596
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Speaker 2: but I prefer not to see. You know, Oh he

597
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Speaker 2: hasn't washed his hands, he's picked his backside, and he's

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Speaker 2: making my salad. I don't We're we're not the better

599
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Speaker 2: for anyway. Dry cleaning, though, it's still very secretive. What

600
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Speaker 2: are they up to out the back there? What actually

601
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Speaker 2: is dry cleaning? What do they do to our stuff

602
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Speaker 2: and then charge you? What's the dreaded thing? When you

603
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Speaker 2: buy a new piece of clothing and you've got to

604
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Speaker 2: shove it in the in the washing machine, you have

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Speaker 2: a look on that label says dry clean only not great.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have got it. You're too high maintenance. That

607
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Speaker 2: means you've got drive somewhere park some hazard lights on.

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Speaker 2: Dry cleaning is really expensive as well. It's a pain

609
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Speaker 2: in the backside.

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Speaker 10: I ignore those tags.

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Speaker 2: I just wash it.

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Speaker 3: You have to know because every T shirt or anything

613
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Speaker 3: clothing now is just kind of our dry clean spend

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Speaker 3: dry cleaning.

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Speaker 10: A T shirt very needy, there's no way.

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Speaker 2: So just if you listen to this and your dry

617
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Speaker 2: clean as you're going, this is not how We're more

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Speaker 2: than happy to have you and Jack to come in

619
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Speaker 2: lit You know, sometimes they have the the un kind

620
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Speaker 2: of independent weapons and specters don't then they're coming about.

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Speaker 2: Looksie around and Kim John and goes ye, look over here,

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Speaker 2: no weapons here? Can we go in that background? Don't

623
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Speaker 2: need to worry about that. Don't go to the back.

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Speaker 2: There's only other I've got the key, don't try take

625
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Speaker 2: my mid fort. There's no nuka or heads in that

626
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,119
Speaker 2: room there, don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just making a list of things you wanted

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Speaker 3: to see this morning. Somebody doing an autopsy on nor

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Speaker 3: body and what they're doing backstage, and a dry clean.

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Speaker 2: So this call backstage. This is why Jack and I

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Speaker 2: would just like to be independent viewers. You professional dry cleaners.

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Speaker 2: You're very proud of the professional bit. Can we come

633
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Speaker 2: and have a look round a dry cleaners? The only

634
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Speaker 2: reason why you wouldn't call him is because you're up

635
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Speaker 2: to no good behind that, or you're sneeping or something's

636
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Speaker 2: going on. So please try cleaners an open invitation this morning,

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Speaker 2: call me an invite us to come and have a

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Speaker 2: little look round.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just don't know a call out an invitation

642
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Speaker 2: to all our friends that work in try cleaners, that

643
00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: run this secretive industry. Would you be okay with Jack

644
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 2: and I to come and have it all? Looks around,

645
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 2: looking you around round the back there, just to see

646
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Speaker 2: what you're up to. You're very secretive. I don't get it.

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Speaker 2: Why on the line right now is well, we're going

648
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Speaker 2: to know as the whistleblower. He's prepared to come on

649
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Speaker 2: the record and talk about this little known secretive industry

650
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Speaker 2: dry cleaners. Now I can't give you his real name.

651
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,479
Speaker 2: We're going to give him an actor's name. It's George Clooney.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, George Clooney, thank you for coming on the

653
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Speaker 2: record with.

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Speaker 4: Us this morning.

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Speaker 13: You're welcome guys. Good morning.

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Speaker 2: So do you actually run in Melbourne? You've got your

657
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Speaker 2: own Joy cleaners?

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Speaker 13: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Okay, and what area are you happy to tell us

660
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Speaker 4: this much?

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Speaker 13: Yeah? I'm in Bandura.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, that's so much a whistle blow it out?

663
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Speaker 2: And uh what goes on at the back?

664
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Speaker 13: Uh, well you need to come in so I can

665
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Speaker 13: show you.

666
00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go into those come round large summer

667
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: money and Jack and I come back on air the

668
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 2: next day going it's all fine, it's all fine.

669
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Speaker 3: Take on word for oh, we don't come back at all. Yeah,

670
00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 3: we go out to thunder and never again.

671
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 2: Suddenly we get pressed out of existence. I need mord

672
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: of death. It's another cigal moving.

673
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 13: I've also been known as to be the cleaner.

674
00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: Oh my word, he's called the clean up guy.

675
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 13: Correct.

676
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:47,120
Speaker 4: And how does dry cleaning work? What will you do

677
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Speaker 4: to a sue or address?

678
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 13: Okay, So, technically speaking, dry cleaning involves in cleaning gramus

679
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 13: in a solvent, which is a dry side chemical. So

680
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,040
Speaker 13: that's about it it really, So.

681
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 3: You just use a different dish washing powder.

682
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, no, no, it's it's a solve. It's a

683
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 13: solve and it's a liquid, but it's it's a dry

684
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 13: sode solution.

685
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 2: Okay. And behind the curtain in your in your player

686
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: place of business, your dry cleaner is out of ourn door.

687
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: Right do you have like the curtain or the door

688
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: that stops us as we come into the shop from

689
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Speaker 2: seeing what goes on at the back?

690
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,280
Speaker 13: You can you can see right out the.

691
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Speaker 2: Back screen safe, yeah, giant screen safe.

692
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 13: No, No you can you can no. No, I've invited

693
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Speaker 13: customers whoever is curious to have a look. Bit more

694
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Speaker 13: than welcome.

695
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Speaker 3: So be honest, George Claney, if we came out to

696
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 3: your dry cleaner and went backstage's industries, would we feel

697
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 3: like it was a worthwhile trip?

698
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 13: Look, I can teach you a few things. You can learn.

699
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 13: It is a worthwhile trip because it's an eye opener. Okay,

700
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 13: it's it's not a simple industry. It's it's a very

701
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Speaker 13: cot sle industry. That's why a lot of people paying

702
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 13: for dry cleaning.

703
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and who taught you? Who taught you the art? Well?

704
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,960
Speaker 13: I learned from my father.

705
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 2: Of course, this happens a lot of dry clean business

706
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 2: and the family businesses the good that's right.

707
00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 13: It passed down another friend of mine, the Murphy's who

708
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,360
Speaker 13: owned the Penguan Dry cleaning.

709
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,440
Speaker 4: David sound like mattheo you know?

710
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 13: Yeah, come to there's three generations, three generations and dry cleaners.

711
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 3: Now you're really talking?

712
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, and tell me this what is the longest?

713
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 2: Because I remember I left a suit and I forgot

714
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 2: all about it. Lost. The smallest receipt you'll ever get

715
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 2: is that one from the dry cleaners. It's a stamp

716
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 2: and I just lost it somewhere and forgot about it.

717
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: I think it was like nine weeks when I eventually

718
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: remember is that suit?

719
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Speaker 13: Well, we get phone numbers and we actually call the

720
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 13: customers if they've forgot anything.

721
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 2: What is the longest someone has left something around at yours?

722
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 13: I still have something there from seven years ago?

723
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 2: And what is it?

724
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 4: Can I ask?

725
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 13: Believe it or not? I've got I've actually got about

726
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 13: four or five wedding gowns that are still there. Wow,

727
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,120
Speaker 13: I just I just can't contact the people.

728
00:32:10,600 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, this must happen all the time, where people just

729
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:12,880
Speaker 4: forget about stuff.

730
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Speaker 2: I think. Yeah, mine was about nine weeks for my

731
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 2: local one. The guy just thought something had happened to me.

732
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 13: Well, it's your regular customer. If you go in it

733
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 13: once or twice a week and you don't turn up

734
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 13: for nine weeks, of course you'll think that.

735
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Speaker 4: Tell me this last question, George Clooney, are you professional?

736
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 13: Yes?

737
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: I am, Thank you, Thank you very much. Well, stay

738
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 2: that we might be coming out to Bundle to have

739
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 2: a look around you on Tony. Sorry, George Clooney, George Clooney,

740
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: You're definitely not Tony.

741
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold one oh four

742
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: point three.

743
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 3: I'm trying to read your face during that song. I

744
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 3: know that one week you said you didn't like Sting.

745
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 2: I never said that we had NETWORKD time waste and

746
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 2: someone said stunk can I laughed at the joke, And

747
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 2: therefore you're trying to start a smear campaign between me

748
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:56,440
Speaker 2: and the great Sting man.

749
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 3: I know something, you, phy Zeke.

750
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: I've never interviewed him.

751
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 3: How do you feel about that song?

752
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 2: Though good song? Yeah, Roxanne is the best Plase song.

753
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:06,960
Speaker 2: I love playing that song. But that's fine.

754
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 4: There's there's no story here.

755
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 3: My wife walked down the ard of that song. So

756
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 3: I just didn't know if you were going to say, really, you.

757
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: Won't get me to tell my story.

758
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:22,239
Speaker 15: Uh.

759
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 2: Back in the UK, word has reached me. Obviously the

760
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: soccer season, I said that. Obviously is no reason why

761
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 2: we know this, but the soccer season's about to start.

762
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: It starts this weekend for the Premiership and then the

763
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: league underneath that, very very talented league, loads of great

764
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: teams that's already started. And a friend of mine is

765
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 2: a Baggies fan. That's a team called West Bromige Albion

766
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: that is Birmingham in the Midlands of the United Kingdom,

767
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 2: and the fans fuming. First game gets kicked off. Everyone's excited.

768
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 2: You have this with a fl first game the season.

769
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 2: You're full of hope. Maybe this season is going to

770
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: be our season and we're going to get it right.

771
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Speaker 2: And then suddenly a new mascot comes out with the team.

772
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Speaker 2: What the it's it's a boiler who's boiler Man? Suddenly

773
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Speaker 2: West Brom Jamin We've done a very big lootic of

774
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 2: lucative deal with a local heating company and as part

775
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: of the deal, the mascot is the new club mascot

776
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 2: for West bromagambion anoh did with the club. It's a

777
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 2: guy dressed in a gas boiler. Boiler Man, he's a

778
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: hot water unit. Yeah, it's amazing. You know he's dancing

779
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:24,200
Speaker 2: on the sideline the fat I mean, what a job

780
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: as well. All he's getting has held the worst kind

781
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 2: of abuse as well. That's a human being in there.

782
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,160
Speaker 2: You know, he's got a drive home. Is why it's

783
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 2: going to go? How was it? Do I want to

784
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 2: talk about Lesson? They're gonna come around to boiler Man.

785
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: Once they get to know boiler Man, they're gonna love.

786
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:45,719
Speaker 2: By Christmas, they will be charted Biler maniler man. Of

787
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,840
Speaker 2: course it's going to be they were spitting at you.

788
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 2: Who are these savages? So one of that. I'm fascinated

789
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: by people who've been mascots. It might be at a

790
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 2: theme part, maybe had a summer job. There's something about mascots.

791
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 2: I've even just been a little bit of research. Obviously

792
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 2: still trying to get my head around a fil all

793
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 2: the mascots you have, as well as Clawed the Crow,

794
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 2: which I love. There's obviously the Western Bulldoers. I've got

795
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: a Bulldog, the D's my team. I've got the I've

796
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 2: got the the Demon. You've got a mosquito for the bombers.

797
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess it's hard to dress up as a

798
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 3: big aeroplane, so we've got a mosquito also pilots the plane.

799
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 3: Who the guy who my AFL podcast that I did

800
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 3: with the sn and Football Club four episodes before it retired.

801
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,960
Speaker 3: The guy who I dealt with at the club was

802
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 3: the social media manager, was promoted from the mosquito.

803
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: Came in as the mascot. They saw what you do

804
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 2: with the mascot went you can run Twitter and Facebook.

805
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 2: You know you've you've got game there. So I'm fascinat

806
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:41,560
Speaker 2: Have you ever been a mascot? Gimme call nine four

807
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: one four one O four three. And also did you

808
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,880
Speaker 2: are you aware of mascot house? Manor House where all

809
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: the mascots This fictional house that the AFL came up

810
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 2: with this as an idea a couple of years ago,

811
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: quite a few years ago, a fictional house like Big

812
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,959
Speaker 2: Brother the where all the mascots lived together. I didn't

813
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 2: know that Manor House. I just found it. I'll tell

814
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 2: you more about it in a minute. It's amazing it

815
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,240
Speaker 2: even then becoming a theme on a computer game years ago.

816
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

817
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: point three.

818
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 2: I have here. You know, I'm looking for stories about mascots.

819
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 2: I have here an anonymous story. This is incredible. An

820
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,359
Speaker 2: anonymous listen to the show. I can't use his name,

821
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,160
Speaker 2: but he went home with a lady and he saw

822
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 2: a mascot outfit. Turns out she was Dorothy the Dinosaur

823
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 2: from the Wiggles.

824
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 3: Wow A good legit one.

825
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,439
Speaker 2: Yeah wow. Yeah.

826
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 10: I think there's a few different ones, isn't that. I

827
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 10: wonder which one?

828
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, but I've gotta be honest. If

829
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: I was a single man and I found myself in

830
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 2: that situation, I would have suggested that maybe I.

831
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 3: Know you can't have Dorothy put on?

832
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely you would. Wouldn't you put that off a

833
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 2: little Jurassic jiggle with a wiggle? I would. Life's too short.

834
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: I don't say please put the dinosaur head on, please

835
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: just for a bit.

836
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 3: I don't go the hot water unit before this.

837
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 2: That's a whole different thing. Yeah, we need to talk.

838
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 2: Michael's on the line. Come on in, Michael, good morning.

839
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 2: How are you pretty good? We'll reading for the news

840
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: about Dorothy a dinosaur at the moment. Michael, So, is

841
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 2: this your son who was a mascot.

842
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 17: Yes, my son wore the collinwood made by mascot a

843
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,080
Speaker 17: couple of years ago.

844
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 2: He was very.

845
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 17: Humiliating for him because he barracks fervently for Richmond and

846
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 17: he was trying to break into marketing in the AFL

847
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,880
Speaker 17: and he took a volunteered.

848
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 2: Job trying to break into market. This is a kid

849
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: with a dream trying to find a way in starts

850
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 2: in the mascot.

851
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 17: And he got an email saying, the mascot guy is sick.

852
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 17: We need someone for the family day.

853
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 11: And he said to his Richmond.

854
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 13: Mates, what do I do?

855
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,640
Speaker 17: And they said, well, you've already sold your soul, but

856
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 17: hang around an hour and a half and see if

857
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,440
Speaker 17: someone else takes it. You can't say no and they

858
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 17: won't call you again. Wait ninety minutes and then say yes.

859
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 11: So he did, and he was the first one to

860
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,439
Speaker 11: say yes.

861
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 13: I had to put on the app city.

862
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 2: He said.

863
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,279
Speaker 17: It was extremely hot in there, about fifty degrees. Easy

864
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 17: at someone holding his elbows who wouldn't fall over.

865
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 2: You can only see the fact that inside the mascot

866
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 2: was a seething, angry Tigers fan. There's something brilliant about that, mate,

867
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 2: really funny. I mean, there must be people who are

868
00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 2: fans of one team that just because they just need

869
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 2: to work, are working for a club they hate.

870
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 3: Well you didn't, Yeah, you'd think they would prioritize a

871
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 3: Collingwood fan in the mascots.

872
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, might be the first question. By the way, you

873
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 2: are actually found the club, aren't you, Because we had

874
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 2: a bad incidence once with a Bulldogs fan who ruined

875
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,880
Speaker 2: the mascot, you know, soiled the suit. Michael, thank you

876
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: very much for.

877
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 1: You called the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one

878
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: oh four point three.

879
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 2: Earlier on, we're talking about mascots, and I mentioned that

880
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: I found out having a quick Google search about AFL mascots,

881
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 2: the little known fact about Mascot Manor. We've moved on,

882
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 2: but a couple of people were saying, what did you

883
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 2: find out? I'm written for Wikipedia here. Mascot Manor was

884
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,759
Speaker 2: a fictional house in which the AFL club mascots used

885
00:38:58,800 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: to live.

886
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 3: Did you know Big House? Eighteen clubs.

887
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 2: Prior to two thousand and three, each AFL club had mascots. However,

888
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 2: in order to appeal to oscar players, a common theme

889
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:12,560
Speaker 2: was to sign upon for mascots. The story begins with

890
00:39:12,719 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 2: Toby the Torpedo Coleman, a young Northern Territory boy who

891
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 2: dreams of playing AFL, stumbling across Mascot Manor, where all

892
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 2: eighteen mascots live.

893
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,160
Speaker 10: Be like a frat house.

894
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, in two thousand and nine, it feels like a

895
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 2: sit comedy, great sitcomon eighteen AFL mascots all staring at

896
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 2: each other. The Crow, the bulldog you know, gets to

897
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 2: go in the shower first. Is at the Blues two

898
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: thousand and nine, True Blue Entertainment made a Nintendo DS

899
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: game based on mascot Manna. We need to say if

900
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,000
Speaker 2: we can find this on Facebook marketplace and play it,

901
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: so anyway, and it's someday, Wednesday, ten minutes past day.

902
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 4: We do this on the show. We get you to

903
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 4: have a look at your week so far.

904
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 2: You're exactly halfway through the week now, and so are

905
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 2: you winning, losing or during the week, imagine it's halftime

906
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 2: you're going in going into just so far this week?

907
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 4: Are you winning, losing or drawing it?

908
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:05,839
Speaker 2: For me, I'm winning. Wife is back, kids are back,

909
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,839
Speaker 2: mother in law is back out of hospital. She's had

910
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 2: her two massive heart operations. Facetimed her. Yesterday she was

911
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: sat in her garden and having a cup of tea

912
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: and biscuits, counting her blessings. That yeah, I said, what's

913
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: the first thing you did when you got home? Got

914
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 2: out some biscuits and had a cup of tea with

915
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 2: my finest china. You know. But it's people. We have

916
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 2: two types of cutlery. There's the stuff this for when

917
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: tradies come around. Then there's the real stuff you keep going.

918
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 2: That's it for Christmas, she thought, do you know what,

919
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 2: I almost died four times last weeks. I'll get the

920
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,040
Speaker 2: fine china out. So she was enjoying it. It's amazing,

921
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 2: a miracle.

922
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 4: And also the other thing that I'm really excited about, not.

923
00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 2: To put it in obviously in that category, but I

924
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: am still really excited about is Connor McGregor is back.

925
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: He's fighting in October. I'm so excited. I can't wait

926
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 2: for this fight in October. It's brilliant news. Jack. Are

927
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 2: you winning, losing or drawing? Your week?

928
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: On one kneel down at the moment?

929
00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: What's happened?

930
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 3: After last night? Decided to make one of those phone

931
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 3: calls where you can test an invoice that's coming to mail.

932
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 3: Mym was for a toll road usage on City Link.

933
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,800
Speaker 2: Now fine day Friday is waiting for you, my friends. Okay,

934
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 2: I can help you out. I hear you.

935
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 4: Okay, So I can't promise anything, but this is.

936
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 3: The sad thing. The travel is only three dollars ninety.

937
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 3: So I wasted an hour trying to contest a three

938
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,319
Speaker 3: dollars ninety what's the point invoice? But isn't it it's

939
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 3: the feet? Well they wave the feet at the start

940
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 3: of the phone call. So I said, they've redone city link.

941
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 3: This how you travel from the airport, huh, Now you

942
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 3: have to wear I used to get off at Bell Street,

943
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: he's like two kilometers back. You have to know you

944
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 3: want to get off there. And then even though the

945
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 3: road is just over a you know, like one laying over,

946
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,839
Speaker 3: there's this divider in the way.

947
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 10: Now, so you can't get you can't get across.

948
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, so.

949
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 4: To loads of people, then that fool them, pray of this.

950
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 3: I bet people are getting spat out at Bruns all

951
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 3: the time. Anyway, out of a matter of principle, I said,

952
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm not paying this, like.

953
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 2: You can't handle the jack troop.

954
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: So the FIRS I spoke to, who was from an

955
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 3: overseas call center. I assume, oh did get me yep,

956
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 3: one of mine?

957
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:05,680
Speaker 2: What was it?

958
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,239
Speaker 3: She waved the invoice the manual fee straight away, which

959
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 3: was sixteen dollars, but the three dollar box for a

960
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,200
Speaker 3: three dollar trip.

961
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 12: Yeah.

962
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: So but the three dollar trip I still had to pay.

963
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 3: And then I should have just taken it there. I

964
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 3: should have taken it because I'm just unfair, isn't it.

965
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 9: I know?

966
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 3: Then I spent the next hour. So then I went

967
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 3: to the Australian. The Australian girl then got her supervisor

968
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 3: and then spoke to him. So I wasted an hour.

969
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: In the end I had to pay it and it

970
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:34,520
Speaker 3: took everything. I was so stubborn. It took every bit

971
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 3: of willpower to actually go through and give my credit

972
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 3: card details to him.

973
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 4: You know what we should have done.

974
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: It's just got all the coins and stuff that you

975
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 2: got lyning around your house and just sent it to

976
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,080
Speaker 2: an individual one a week, one a week for the

977
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:50,399
Speaker 2: next five years. Take your dirty money and shove it. Ah,

978
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 2: it's a bit too aggressive this sorry all right, So

979
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: let us know you winning, losing or during your week?

980
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 2: Let me know nine four one four one four three.

981
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 2: Where asked Pats.

982
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,960
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one four

983
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 1: point Threehmday Wednesday.

984
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 2: How is your week going so far? Think of it

985
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 2: like a sporting term as you're going in for halftime.

986
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 2: Now in the chat, are you winning and losing or

987
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 2: drawing the week so far? Give us score and let

988
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 2: me know. You can give us a corn nine four

989
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 2: one four one o four three, or you can text

990
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 2: it in four seven five three one O four three

991
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 2: talking about fines. And a friend of mine is a

992
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: famous sportsperson back in the UK. I can't name them,

993
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 2: but they got fed up with you with those dreaded

994
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: wheel clamps. You actually physically clamped your car and you

995
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 2: got a call and he got a pounds a lot

996
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 2: of money and he managed to buy one of these clamps,

997
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 2: put it in his boot and then he would just

998
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,480
Speaker 2: part wherever he wanted get out, put the clamp on

999
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 2: a great right, just the front of it, okay, and

1000
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,359
Speaker 2: then the clamp has got Oh something's doing to drive off?

1001
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: What a genius idea that is called sticking it to

1002
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,799
Speaker 2: the man pass. What's your midweek score? Mate?

1003
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:54,359
Speaker 10: I am winning on all fronts because I got called

1004
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 10: up for jury service a couple of weeks ago and

1005
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 10: I thought, oh no, and so I wrote the letter

1006
00:44:00,520 --> 00:44:03,359
Speaker 10: O mat Micky Hr wrote me a very convincing letter.

1007
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 10: We can write with company. I was going to say,

1008
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 10: company warhead, company letterhead?

1009
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: Can I send them a company warhead? This is cold

1010
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 2: coming in through the window. It's basically our warhead is hugging.

1011
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: We weren't a cannon and fire and.

1012
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 10: Commim off and they rang me yesterday on the way home,

1013
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 10: physically rang me and how.

1014
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 2: Can you put what physically starts shaking? You come with

1015
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 2: us for jewelry service.

1016
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 10: And said listen, when is there a good time for

1017
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 10: you to say? And I said, well, there's really not

1018
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 10: a good time. And they said, well, can't someone else

1019
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,279
Speaker 10: just and I said no.

1020
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: Do you know what, I'm not sure about this because

1021
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 2: you've got a selector as well.

1022
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 4: I'll actually get you out of that.

1023
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 3: I love I love that. I just gave it to

1024
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 3: some lawyer types here at the building and then they

1025
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 3: abducted up this letter that looked so official. I would

1026
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 3: have given me jury.

1027
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: I wouldn't you know that you know, innocent tool proven

1028
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 2: guilty and stuff like that. I wouldn't want my future,

1029
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 2: my fate being decided by you, No, I wouldn't. Pats

1030
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,480
Speaker 2: is so who likes to think, you know, perhaps we'll

1031
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 2: do a great.

1032
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: Job the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

1033
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 1: four point three.

1034
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 2: This is a great email. Earlier on we were talking

1035
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:11,840
Speaker 2: about Macguy for fixers, where it's it's it's not a

1036
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 2: permanent fix. It's not it doesn't mean look good, it

1037
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 2: just gets something fixed that's going wrong that my guy

1038
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 2: for the TV show. We just improvised something out of

1039
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: seven Christian many years ago, and my boyfriend at the

1040
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 2: time had a great old Kingswood car that he used

1041
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 2: to have to start with a screwdriver.

1042
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:28,239
Speaker 4: That's when you know you've met mister.

1043
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 2: Right after a day of fishing, it decided it started

1044
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 2: cloud over and begin to rain, so we packed up

1045
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: and headed back to this car, but the time we

1046
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 2: arrived it was now pouring it down. As we started

1047
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,759
Speaker 2: driving back, the windscreen wipers decided that they'd had enough

1048
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: and stopped working. We had to pull over, as you

1049
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 2: had still a quite a bit of the drive to go.

1050
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 2: It was decided the only option would be to tie

1051
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 2: a fishing line to each wiper, So for the rest

1052
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 2: of his dates, I had one arm out the window, well,

1053
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,240
Speaker 2: he had his arm out the other window, each pulling

1054
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 2: on the fishing line to make this wi the wipers

1055
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 2: go left and right like some kind of bizarre puppet show.

1056
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: I would have loved to have seen that. If you're

1057
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 2: driving the other way, you'd be like, that's almost as

1058
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 2: good as seeing a dog sticking its head out the

1059
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:11,880
Speaker 2: car window, which always cheers me up. That's some Naran

1060
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: and Jano. I love that email. Thank you very much.

1061
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 2: If you're on an email, the show is Christian at

1062
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 2: Gold one I four three dot com dot au. We

1063
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 2: call this late to the party, says there's anything we

1064
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 2: talked about. We've moved on, but you still want to

1065
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: drop us a line. Christian listened to yesterday's show. When

1066
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 2: you're playing Facebook marketplace, price is right and Pats was

1067
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 2: willing to pay one hundred and fifty dollars just for

1068
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 2: some happy Gilmore jumper because she thinks this film memorabilia.

1069
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 2: They don't know. I'm selling a golf club that she

1070
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 2: can buy for the same parts may or may not

1071
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,719
Speaker 2: been used in a movie. Not the perfect gift for

1072
00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 2: anyone that has trouble walking or recently lost a leg.

1073
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 10: That's great might come in handy with you and Jack

1074
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,399
Speaker 10: give you a across the back of the head from

1075
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,000
Speaker 10: time to time.

1076
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,560
Speaker 3: That's why we keep you in a separate room.

1077
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 2: Sent and then this is an email. I presume that

1078
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 2: people who like this radio station are kind of the

1079
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,759
Speaker 2: similar age to us at that point in their life.

1080
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 2: This is from we have a teenage listener. I won't

1081
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 2: give you his name because the nature of his email,

1082
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 2: but I'm something going to refer to him from now on.

1083
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 2: He emails me a couple times a week and joins

1084
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:10,880
Speaker 2: the show. He's here in Melbourne. I'll just refer to

1085
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 2: him as the teenager, Christian, how are you late to

1086
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 2: the party? Names you remember from school? Won't se the

1087
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 2: real name, as I'm stood at high school with him.

1088
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 2: Let's just call him Max. In primary school, I sent

1089
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 2: out invites for my birthday party, and Max, whose birthday

1090
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 2: is two days after mine, sent his invites out just

1091
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 2: a day later, same date, same time for the birthday

1092
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 2: by to the same friends. Everyone went to Max's party.

1093
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 2: I hate Max to the point where I couldn't stand

1094
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 2: my ground and my mum had to change the date.

1095
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 4: Of my party.

1096
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Speaker 10: Oh that's heartbreaking.

1097
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,520
Speaker 2: I hate Max. He puts here, well, the teenager. We

1098
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 2: hate Max as well. Nice to hear from your teenager,

1099
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 2: and this email as well. I'll save this for later

1100
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 2: to Actually we're running out of time.

1101
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1102
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: point three.

1103
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 2: It's lucky enough to see Errasmith to a small warm

1104
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 2: up show in London at a hard rock cafe. You

1105
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,479
Speaker 2: know those hard rock cafes hit them all over the world,

1106
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 2: like auld Chain. It's basically burgers and onion rings, right,

1107
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 2: and they stink. And they were doing a warm up

1108
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 2: gig three days before doing hard hy Park. It's called

1109
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 2: hard Rock Calling at Hyde Park, High Park in London,

1110
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:21,799
Speaker 2: big famous part, sixty thousand people, Aerosmith live and they

1111
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 2: did a warm up gig and I got the lucky

1112
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 2: gig of bringing them on to it. I mean a

1113
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,840
Speaker 2: tiny stage in a burger restaurant, only maybe one hundred

1114
00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: and fifty hundred and seventy people there, and they were incredible.

1115
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 4: They didn't phone it in. It was amazing.

1116
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:35,480
Speaker 2: However, most interesting thing was there was no green room.

1117
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 2: It's a burger restaurant, it's a hard rock cafe. There's

1118
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: no VIP backstage for a band. They don't really do

1119
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 2: this kind of thing. It was a makeshift stage in

1120
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 2: there in the corner of a burger restaurant. So they're

1121
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. They'd signed off some of the kitchen

1122
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,879
Speaker 2: so food is still being made. And there's obviously Stephen Toller,

1123
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 2: one of the most iconic front men ever, is there

1124
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 2: with his wife and the nanny and he's got a baby.

1125
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: This was a couple of years ago. They had a

1126
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 2: baby in a stroller. Anyway, one of his roadie is there.

1127
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 2: He's got his microphone stand and Stephen Tyler is telling

1128
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 2: him how many scarfs to put on?

1129
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 4: No, no, no, move on the top, down the bottom.

1130
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:12,360
Speaker 2: Ten minutes sorting out his neckerchiefs and scarfs. As I

1131
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 2: said about a spine or chap. No, no, there's too many. Now,

1132
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 2: it's too many. Take the bottom one away, not them

1133
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,919
Speaker 2: all falling down. Now, put that one back at the top. Yes, ready, yeah, okay,

1134
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 2: and no, I go alright, are you ready to go on? Now? Anyway,

1135
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: I've taken us off photopic after today's show. We're getting

1136
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 2: our photos taken. But it's not like you kind of

1137
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: cheesy radio DJ's photos. We're doing something. We're going old school.

1138
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,360
Speaker 2: We're going back to high school. Last week, Pats was

1139
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,760
Speaker 2: talking about a little daughter, Audrey can have the school photos,

1140
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,600
Speaker 2: and we were reminiscent about those days of having your

1141
00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 2: school photos. Suddenly you'd have a scratch or a scab

1142
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 2: from when you fell over, or you might have a

1143
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 2: cup from a fight, a tooth of just come out

1144
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 2: there's spots on there. You know, my mum used to

1145
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 2: cut my hair up until about the age of twelve.

1146
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 2: You don't believe me, Have a look on Facebook. You

1147
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,799
Speaker 2: can see the photo. It is terrible. O see one

1148
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 2: O four to three. That's our Facebook pace. So I'd

1149
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 2: got to be really funny if we recreated our high

1150
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,959
Speaker 2: school photos to do this properly. No point in getting

1151
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 2: Tommy Bananaz who does the photos and video and on shirt.

1152
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,800
Speaker 2: It's get someone who does this for a job. And

1153
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 2: National Geographica coming in. So who is it National photograph.

1154
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're coming as well.

1155
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 2: So we got them and National Geographic to take our

1156
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 2: photos and this is their business, they take high school photos.

1157
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 2: So that we're going to get it done properly, that

1158
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 2: kind of We're all now in school uniforms. We've got

1159
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 2: a black V neck jumper, white shirt and then a

1160
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 2: gold tie. You look like the kind of kid. You

1161
00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,840
Speaker 2: actually look really smart. You look like the kind of

1162
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 2: kid who would have been every school year had a

1163
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 2: talented musician, you know that would have been you.

1164
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 3: Well, I was the music captain at my school. I

1165
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:44,719
Speaker 3: ran unopposed, so you could you could vote against me

1166
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: where you couldn't vote against me, so I had to

1167
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 3: take the role because nobody went up against me.

1168
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:51,120
Speaker 2: And now look at you use those skills on the

1169
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 2: show singing jingles and Jack sings the week.

1170
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 4: By the way, have you got anything ready for that

1171
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 4: this week so far?

1172
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 3: No, you usually do it Thursday night. But you look

1173
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 3: like I mean, you've just got changed in that song.

1174
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 2: You just tell me, just be honest.

1175
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 3: What do I look like the trouble kid? And like

1176
00:51:06,520 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 3: you look like the kid who the teacher sees every

1177
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 3: day and just goes not stop at Please, let's.

1178
00:51:14,680 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 4: Look at produca BECs producer bets.

1179
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:18,759
Speaker 2: Were you the school prefect or a house captain because

1180
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 2: you look like the kind of kid who ran the

1181
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 2: debating society? No, definitely not I was.

1182
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 7: I did nothing at school. It didn't play sports.

1183
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 3: Well, my guess is you didn't go to a school

1184
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 3: with a uniform because or even to a school. You

1185
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 3: grew up in the trees and.

1186
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 2: Up in the trees. What you said, I know she's

1187
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 2: from out of town. She wasn't home school Jack hashtag

1188
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 2: bug eyed locals. But I no, no, no, come on,

1189
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 2: now you know you are correct.

1190
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 6: I had a go a school uniform bought in when

1191
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 6: I was in year twelve, so I wore one for

1192
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 6: one year at my thirteen years of school.

1193
00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 2: What what you mean brought in? Where did you go

1194
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 2: to school? Was it in the trees in lawn?

1195
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 7: But the principal we had got a new principal and

1196
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 7: she decided it was I have a school.

1197
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 2: Uniforms, fancy ways and when she was run out of town.

1198
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 3: Guys, there's one more year left until you have to

1199
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 3: go into the real world dressing up.

1200
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,360
Speaker 2: And they also and I mean shoes as well, everything,

1201
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: the whole thing.

1202
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

1203
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: point three.

1204
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:19,359
Speaker 2: We were talking about mascots earlier after in England new

1205
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 2: soccer season and a new mascot that the club did

1206
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 2: not ask for. The club had done a dirty cash

1207
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:30,239
Speaker 2: deal with a local some sort of heating company and

1208
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 2: the rolled out boiler man nothing to do with the

1209
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 2: club's history. Now they do is sport an actual gas

1210
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 2: boiler boiler man. It's just a heard of abuse for

1211
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 2: a ninety minute game. It's fascinated by this and now

1212
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 2: I'll start digging around about your AFL mascots and obviously

1213
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 2: every club has one. My club on new Club the

1214
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 2: d she got one based on basically Ron Brassy.

1215
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 3: I'm guessing, well, we never sell out an AFL one

1216
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 3: to a sponsor either. We sponsored pretty much everything else.

1217
00:52:57,160 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, everything else is up for grass, but not that,

1218
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: and I think rightly so. But anyway, obviously the person

1219
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 2: who knows more about this than any of us is

1220
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,320
Speaker 2: a Hamish Mcgochlary back on Friday for the phrase that pays.

1221
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,919
Speaker 2: But you've been listening to a Let's go on in Hamish.

1222
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,719
Speaker 12: Morning, Christian Jacko. Fair to say the Premier League have

1223
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,960
Speaker 12: sold out completely boiler Man, haven't you said that? Knowing

1224
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 12: the bloke that knows the afhil It's only a couple

1225
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 12: of months away before we do something.

1226
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 2: Your brother's here and all this. What about Peter pancake man. Yeah, warehouses,

1227
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 2: mister Chemis warehouse.

1228
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:33,439
Speaker 12: Yeah, Kleenex guy man Yeah.

1229
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1230
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 12: There's a guy a few years ago that wrote a

1231
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 12: book called Mascot Manor and he'd got all the mascots

1232
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 12: living in a house. But I was thinking as we

1233
00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 12: were driving around, I mean, every one of the AFL

1234
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 12: clubs has got a mascot. Yeah for two years because

1235
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 12: I'm a couple of years younger than Gillan wasn't allowed

1236
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,399
Speaker 12: to play in his football team because I was too small,

1237
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 12: so they officially made me the mascot of the Mount

1238
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,920
Speaker 12: Pleasant Valley Kangaroo. So although I didn't get a mascot uniform,

1239
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,239
Speaker 12: I was officially the mascot all it ment. So I

1240
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 12: had to put the oranges into the basket and take

1241
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 12: it out at half time and that was my complete role.

1242
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 12: But when I became of age, I still wanted to

1243
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 12: be the mascot, so I was the mascot and player

1244
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 12: at the same time. I would go off a few

1245
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 12: minutes before halftime, get all the oranges that I'd cut

1246
00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 12: up in the morning, and then take them back out

1247
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 12: to the team. So the end of the year, although

1248
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 12: I didn't win the best in Ferris, I did win

1249
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,520
Speaker 12: the Best and fairest mascot guy, which was good.

1250
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 2: It's bigger than the Brownlow.

1251
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,480
Speaker 12: Well, it's speaker than the Brownload by quite a margin.

1252
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 12: But if you go through all the mascots, and there's

1253
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 12: plenty of them in terms of the AFL given as

1254
00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 12: aden teams, and everyone's got one, but start at the top.

1255
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:43,239
Speaker 12: Adelaide's got cowed Curl's crown. I think that's a bit

1256
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 12: of acknowledgment to Neil's knuckles Curly and then Brisbane Lyons

1257
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 12: had a bit of an identity crisis. He was Bernie

1258
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 12: gabber Vegas originally in because Roy the Lyon Captain Carlton

1259
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,640
Speaker 12: because of twenty eighteen, was joined by I think it's

1260
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,400
Speaker 12: Nina now. So they go out together, lady and the

1261
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:03,239
Speaker 12: man together and just do extraordinary things before the game.

1262
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 12: Piles have got Jock one, I mcpie essen and who

1263
00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 12: have you got jacko Haim.

1264
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 3: I have never heard all these mascot names, texting me

1265
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 3: earlier going I didn't know.

1266
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 2: I'm an AFL fan. How come you've shown up here

1267
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 2: in two off months? You know more about it than me.

1268
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 4: I just had a giant on Wikipedia.

1269
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 3: I didn't know they had names, backstories. I know we've

1270
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,560
Speaker 3: got a Mosquito origin stories right now.

1271
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 2: About them.

1272
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 12: You're Mosquito, Reynolds, Jack and Freemantle. They formally had Grinder,

1273
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 12: I assume.

1274
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 2: On theis.

1275
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, stays in Freeman.

1276
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 12: Grinder was replaced with Johnny the doc Docker.

1277
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 2: He sounds like a guy you find on Grinder.

1278
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,920
Speaker 12: Well, I'm not sure maybe go and look for the

1279
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 12: username Johnny the Match, but I don't think Grinder and

1280
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 12: Johnny the dock Docker have ever been in the same room,

1281
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 12: so they may be the same person. Geelong's got half Cat,

1282
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:07,400
Speaker 12: gold Coaster has got he was originally I think Gary G.

1283
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:08,200
Speaker 13: C Clifford.

1284
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 12: I'm not sure why, because you.

1285
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 2: Should make a great documentary. Honestly, you're on the network.

1286
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,560
Speaker 2: You're going to make a great documentary about this or

1287
00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 2: this kind of strange stories about the mascots.

1288
00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 12: I don't know whether Gary gc Clifford was too close

1289
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,560
Speaker 12: to Gary Glitter and they said let's just become Sunny

1290
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 12: Ray or not, but it was it was change halfway

1291
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 12: through the club's existence. G w s are flying at

1292
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 12: the moment, they're just g Man. Let's just move on

1293
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 12: from that. Hawthorne's got Hudson Hawker, Knight, Knights and Checker,

1294
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 12: Chuck and Cheeky. I think is sort of the Melbourne mascot.

1295
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,400
Speaker 12: They can't quite work out who he is. North Melbourne

1296
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 12: Berry Brews a Cracker, thunder Power, Tommy Thunderpower, Richmond have

1297
00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 12: got Tiger Stripes, Dire, Everyone's going. Saint's got Trevison Kilder,

1298
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 12: Sid Swani's kild Rock Eagle.

1299
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 2: That does not sound terrifying, you know, that does not

1300
00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 2: whip up fear into opponents, is he?

1301
00:56:59,280 --> 00:56:59,320
Speaker 8: No?

1302
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 12: But that sort of that's St Kilda, isn't it. Let's

1303
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 12: just be happy play with you now.

1304
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,160
Speaker 2: Just because it's your brother's team and it's all coming back,

1305
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:06,759
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know it's about that orange as you

1306
00:57:06,880 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 2: You were.

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Speaker 12: Almost going to take on sat though who had that unbelief.

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Speaker 2: Other was trying to burn him into it is a big, tall,

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Speaker 2: giant of a man.

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Speaker 3: He should be a mascot. Gil McLoughlin, kill the giant,

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Speaker 3: killing big hair.

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Speaker 12: To Fay McLoughlin, he's our guy, He's our guy. Where's

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Speaker 12: and got Rick the Rock Eaglan On the back of

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Speaker 12: the weekend. I don't know what the Rick the Rock's

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Speaker 12: going to do this week to try and pacify fans.

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Speaker 12: There was a pretty ordinary weekend for the Eagles and

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Speaker 12: the Western Bulldogs have got wolfer dog wit, but they

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Speaker 12: also have had a number of dogs that actually do

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Speaker 12: a lap around the ground. I remember a few years ago,

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Speaker 12: I can't remember. I think it might be Sid who's

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Speaker 12: now sadly passed away, started humping the Magpie. That was

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Speaker 12: sort of a low point to the club.

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Speaker 2: But all the.

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Speaker 12: Mascots have got a roll over.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what they've got to do. You're the

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Speaker 2: man who can make this happen. I reckon for charity,

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Speaker 2: they should get all the eighteen mascots. Maybe they should

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Speaker 2: do the kind of Australian ninja course the mascots to

1329
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Speaker 2: see how the who can do the better, like a

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Speaker 2: special kind of smaller version or something. Maybe at the

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Speaker 2: Grand Final, all eighteen mascots for charity, they all do

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Speaker 2: some kind of assault course to see who is the

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Speaker 2: king of all mascots. So you do it. But the

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Speaker 2: Grand Final entertainment.

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Speaker 12: And the winner plays boiler Man.

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Speaker 2: Hey, listen, I know you're not on to talk about

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Speaker 2: this just quickly. It's the biggest story of the week.

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Speaker 2: Andrew Gaff, what's your take on that? Obviously a sad

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Speaker 2: moment for the sport for him as well.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know Andrew well, I've met him a

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Speaker 12: few times. And I don't know Andrew Brayshaw, but I

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Speaker 12: know his family. Well, everyone I speak to says that

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Speaker 12: Andrew Gaf's a really nice fella. Andrew Brayshaw is an

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Speaker 12: exceptional feller. I know from personal experience, everyone makes huge mistakes.

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Speaker 12: Andrew gaff acknowledges that. I know everyone says it was

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Speaker 12: a thug act. It was a terrible act, but it

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Speaker 12: doesn't mean he's a bad person. He had a very

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Speaker 12: very bad moment on a very public stage. He's going

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Speaker 12: to carry it forever. He regrets it. He's unbelievably remorseful.

1350
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Speaker 12: But what I do know I've made a lot of them.

1351
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Speaker 12: Everyone makes mistakes, and that was a bad one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I thought Angus Grayshaw's dad spoke really well.

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Speaker 2: You know, when you be fuming if someone did that

1354
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Speaker 2: to your son, you know, it's horrible, horrible, cowardly out However,

1355
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Speaker 2: when he appealed for calm and actually said he's forgiven

1356
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Speaker 2: him and everybody else should forgive the kid as well,

1357
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Speaker 2: that he's made a mistake.

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Speaker 4: He's got to learn from it.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, everyone gets second chances. He's definitely going to get one.

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Speaker 12: I think the outrage around it, you know, the personal

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Speaker 12: vilification probably went over the top on Andrew.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: I think we've all had moments would love to take back,

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Speaker 12: whether that was on a footy field or what you've

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Speaker 12: said in the head of the moment. He would love

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Speaker 12: to take the last yeah, four days back, he can't,

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Speaker 12: but yeah, it's something you regret, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, buddy, listen, thanks for talking to us always. I

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Speaker 2: speak to you Friday, every good day.

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Speaker 1: Mate, christ and see Jacko the Christian Who Connell Breakfast Show,

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Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Tell me one thing I've learned this morning in the

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Speaker 2: last couple of minutes, and that news support from parts.

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Speaker 2: I never ever do anything that puts me in phats

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Speaker 2: his news. Why I'm having to drink from my cup

1376
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Speaker 2: of guilt?

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Speaker 12: I love that.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, sounds like you've been to a creative writing course overnight.

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Speaker 10: We get a bit bored after.

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Speaker 2: Everything that's been said about what Andrew gaff did and

1381
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 2: then his parents are going to go and have you

1382
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 2: heard the latest that you're currently drinking out of the

1383
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Speaker 2: cup of guilt?

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Speaker 10: So gills it's quite tasty.

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Speaker 2: Have you had it all right?

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Speaker 13: Then?

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Speaker 2: Next hour of music, the midweek mixtape. Will we pick

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Speaker 2: the theme you put the songs? This week's theme is

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Speaker 2: songs with questions in the title. Got some brilliant songs

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01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 2: kicking off in a minute with the Angels then how

1391
01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 2: will I know Whitney Houston during the hour as well,

1392
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Speaker 2: testing out some of these questions by ringing some of

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Speaker 2: the people here in the office. We are in our

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Speaker 2: school uniforms, because straight after today's show we're having our

1395
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Speaker 2: the old high school photos. We're getting it redone exactly

1396
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 2: how they used to be with National Geographic. They're coming

1397
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Speaker 2: into to do this for us.

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Speaker 3: With you in your school uniform, I've refined what kind

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Speaker 3: of student you were. You were the troublemaker, but you

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Speaker 3: were the smart alec who addressed teachers like they were

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Speaker 3: a good mate.

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Speaker 2: Mister Harris, yes, missus all right. Today, today's that word

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Speaker 2: time waster comes from a listener to the podcast Elias

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01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 2: over in Maine in US. A listens to the podcast

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01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,959
Speaker 2: every there of the show and has got this idea

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Speaker 2: for today's at work time wasster, which we absolutely love.

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Speaker 2: Turn a celebrity into an illness.

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Speaker 4: Elias. Give us this example.

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Speaker 2: Molly Ringwold, remember from the eighties, Pretty in Pink becomes

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Speaker 2: Molly Ringworm. Elias, this is genius. I've got Vin Measles

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Speaker 2: Colin hay Fever the singer, but he struggles with a

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Speaker 2: live gigs with his hay Fever, Comark Hamilton Coma, Comar Hamilton.

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Speaker 3: Who's Comark Hamilton Coma Coma.

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Speaker 2: He's the celebrity Mark Hamilton, Looke Skywalker Coma and Duet Loopers.

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01:01:54,040 --> 01:02:03,560
Speaker 3: I've got Randy Spuman, Dame ethmer Everidge and Mad Cowley Culkin.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Very good, very very good celebrities into illnesses. Nice upbeat

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Speaker 2: topic for us today. And we got Richard Mark's tickets

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01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 2: go and see him and when he's back in Melbourne

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Speaker 2: to seventh to seventh at the play Theater. Tickets are

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Speaker 2: on sound now, ticketmaster dot com dot au. But you

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Speaker 2: can win them just by texting your celebrity as an

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Speaker 2: illness right now oh four seven five O three one

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Speaker 2: oh four three oh four seven five O three one

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Speaker 2: oh four three all right. We start the Midweek Mixtape

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Speaker 2: Songs with Questions in the title with this on the Angels,

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Speaker 2: Am I ever going to see your face again?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: It's our midweek mixtape. We've big the theme you big

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Speaker 2: the songs songs with questions in this morning between now

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Speaker 2: and ten O'CLOCKO. That really one for men at work

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01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 2: all right, there's some outstanding work coming in on today's

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Speaker 2: at work time way.

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Speaker 4: So this idea comes not from.

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Speaker 2: Us, from Elias all the way in USA listening to

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Speaker 2: the podcast Celebrities as Illnesses. What a mine to have,

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01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 2: younger lies, are you ready to mark gold, silver, bronze.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'll be giving you a golden prefect to the

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Speaker 3: best ones in.

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Speaker 2: School pretension for some of the worst.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's a gread.

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01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, and also got Richard marks tickets up for grabs.

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01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:20,600
Speaker 2: Let's go straight into Rubella Fitzgerald.

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01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 3: Ella Fitzgerald. Yes, took me a while. Bronze for too long.

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Speaker 2: Someone needs to repeat the year David Swimmer's ear. That's genius.

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01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:37,400
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Thrush newspaper headline you might be reading any day now,

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Speaker 2: Silber plus James and harder work. Poor old Pink not

1449
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,560
Speaker 2: being very well at the moment. As she said, guest

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Speaker 2: to enter ice, but you didn't. She also got pink.

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Speaker 3: I that's good.

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01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 2: That's celestin mentone. Well done, Hugo, heaving Dan, well done.

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01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:59,040
Speaker 2: Scarlet fever, your Hansen, Wow, Scarlet fever, your Hanson, Scott fever,

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Speaker 2: Scarlet your handsOn.

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Speaker 3: I don't know scarlet faver.

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01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 2: Scarlet fever an ancient old illness.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, from something in paths family at the moment, I'm

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Speaker 3: not sure you're not too.

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Speaker 2: Wrong, Manron Malcolm Turnbill becomes dear Malcolm blue Balls. Oh listen,

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Speaker 2: they were revote my visa. That did not come from me, Malcolm. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that came from Jude Christian constipation comes from a listener

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Speaker 2: called stratos.

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Speaker 3: That's a gold prefect and that will be hard to

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Speaker 3: take the Richard Marx tickets away.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what about metal steptococcus streptococcus here an infection mail

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Speaker 2: streep detention, Jack, post traumatic stress disorder. I mean that

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Speaker 2: is what you've actually got work.

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Speaker 3: Gold premium.

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Speaker 2: What Jacob Chris riha becomes Chris diarrhea.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's good gold.

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Speaker 2: Julia in Morabin, David Hasselkoff, that's great gold plus Courtney

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Speaker 2: chicken pox.

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Speaker 3: That's silver plus.

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Speaker 2: Sicky Jervaise, I like that gold justin fever fib bo detention,

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Speaker 2: Elizabeth Flew, who's that?

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Speaker 3: Elizabeth schu No double detention.

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Speaker 2: Quentin Tourette. Tino Tourette's involuntary swearing.

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Speaker 3: And difficult and wordy on the bronze.

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Speaker 2: There mark down for intelligence Sharon Gaolstone. That's good, Civil

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Speaker 2: plus Leonardo to Cole saws a bronze. Alopecia Silverstone, Alopecia Silverstone.

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Speaker 2: We have a new winner, Alopecia Silverstone. Nick in Brunswick Awesome,

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Speaker 2: Whitney flustone yep gold uh and one final what Syphilis stallone?

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Speaker 2: That's good?

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Speaker 3: Give that the tickets top.

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Speaker 2: No worry has gotta go. Alopicia Silverstone overall.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on godd one oh four point three?

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Speaker 2: Hello, are you going to be my girl? Sorry? Are

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Speaker 2: you going to be my girl? Who is this? Are

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Speaker 2: you going to be my girl?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three?

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Speaker 4: Hello, why can't I be you?

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01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:35,040
Speaker 1: What that?

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01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,000
Speaker 4: Why can't I be you?

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01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:45,120
Speaker 2: I can see you? Dank it?

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Speaker 15: This is your Midweek mixtape Songs with Questions.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: I'm enjoying the music so far up until ten o'clock.

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Speaker 2: You're picking all the music our midweek mixtape. We picked

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Speaker 2: the theme, you picked the songs. We're looking for next

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Speaker 2: week's thinking about the songs that have a really great

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Speaker 2: hoa somewhere in there. So if you know any songs

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01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 2: that have got a really good in there, let me

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Speaker 2: know over on Facebook Facebook C one four to three.

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01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,000
Speaker 2: You can always email the show. But anything you want

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Speaker 2: anything we're talking about, even if we moved on late

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Speaker 2: to the party, we call it this comes from Henry

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Speaker 2: Christian Late to the party, but after doing a It's

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Speaker 2: about the subject heading is eating in the bath. We're

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Speaker 2: talking about Monday, because you'd ate in the bath. You

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Speaker 2: actually had a cake.

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Speaker 3: Yep, a Lamington with cream coking out, sailing around in

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Speaker 3: the water around me.

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Speaker 2: Kill the bath for me. I'd want to get out.

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Speaker 2: Christian after doing a charity ten k run, accidentally spending

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Speaker 2: the subsequent five hours in the pub. No one accidentally

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Speaker 2: spends five hours in the pub. I found myself craving

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Speaker 2: a curry on the way home, but it was freezing cold,

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Speaker 2: so my slightly merry state ordered a curry, ran a

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Speaker 2: That bath would have been an absolute curried mess, like

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Speaker 4: That is it from us.

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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning. Thank you very much for

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Speaker 2: for songs with somewhere in it, so if you go

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