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Speaker 1: Brillanity podcasting now Woods.

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Speaker 2: Yes, mate, Mikey stormed out of a dinner on Maths.

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Speaker 2: Last night's hated stuff.

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Speaker 3: The dinners are always hated. They feed them.

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Speaker 2: Booze and emotions boil and it gets intense, and last

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Speaker 2: night was intense.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's actually, you know, probably ethically negligible if

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Speaker 1: we're really drilling down on it.

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Speaker 3: Woods, absolutely, but we still talk about it.

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Speaker 2: So Mikey stormed out because his wife Natasha told a

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Speaker 2: whole bunch of people that he only lasted ten seconds

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Speaker 2: in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: I've had one time, the first ten seconds in my life,

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Speaker 4: and I can't wait.

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Speaker 1: Take it twenty.

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Speaker 4: Please keep that behind closed doors.

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Speaker 2: That's something very nice thing to say about on TV

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Speaker 2: as well. Anyway, when Mikey found out that she'd made

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Speaker 2: that joke, this is Mikey Storm.

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Speaker 4: I feel so sorry for you because your bird has

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Speaker 4: just came in here and said you last ten seconds

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Speaker 4: in the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: I honestly just want to I just need some time

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Speaker 1: on myself.

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Speaker 2: No, I get that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to be alone.

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Speaker 2: It's actually really sad, poor Mikey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she has just came in there, she has your.

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Speaker 2: Body, She came in and bloody bad mouth, you worn

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Speaker 2: your back broke.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's great stuff, and.

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Speaker 2: There's a big.

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Speaker 3: I feel so sor birds just came in here.

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Speaker 4: I feel so sorry for you because your bird has

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Speaker 4: just came in here and said you ten seconds just

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Speaker 4: came in here.

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Speaker 2: God, from where I see it, I think Mikey has

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Speaker 2: got nothing to worry about, because, let's be honest.

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Speaker 3: Will we are all really bad the first time?

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Speaker 2: Aren't we?

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Speaker 3: We're all shocking the first time? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh you've had a few good ones.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think sometimes it just depends on the verse

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Speaker 1: and though sometimes you can just cant you can connect

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Speaker 1: with them and it can it can, it can go

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Speaker 1: really well, Okay, yeah more often than more often than not,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say, first time round.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like a Mulligan exactly. It's it's a

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Speaker 3: free swing.

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Speaker 4: So on that.

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Speaker 2: My question to you is do you think women care

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Speaker 2: if the first time is really bad?

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Speaker 1: Why? Why?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 2: That's just I'm just asking it because I have no idea.

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Speaker 3: I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I obviously have no idea either. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: So you're so you're saying for a guy, yes, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well for a guy, it's mortal.

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Speaker 1: You're saying it's quite mortifying if the first time is

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Speaker 1: really bad. That's what Mike, he's just saying exactly right.

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Speaker 1: He was so mortified that he ran out of the place.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I think all blogs get mortified if their

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Speaker 2: first I'm flipping it though. I'm wondering, do you think

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Speaker 2: women care.

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Speaker 1: It's as bad for women as it is for men

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Speaker 1: if the first time is really bad?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Ah, well, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a woman. Should probably should probably. This is

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Speaker 3: just two dudes.

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Speaker 2: In here going I wonder what women think.

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Speaker 3: How could we possibly find out?

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Speaker 2: What is the thing?

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Speaker 3: A bar three o'clock in the morning with a beer

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Speaker 3: and weird. I haven't got any perspective.

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Speaker 2: Our number is thirteen one oh six five. Ladies, Please

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Speaker 2: give us a call and let us know. Do you

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Speaker 2: care if the first time is really bad? Because for guys,

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Speaker 2: we're saying we're mortified.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we're being very open about the fact if

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Speaker 1: you're a guy, the first time you have a shaka,

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Speaker 1: you feel very embarrassed about the whole thing, and you

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Speaker 1: get worried that you might not see them again because

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Speaker 1: you think it's a judgment.

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Speaker 3: On your character. One hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: Yes.

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Speaker 3: So is that the same thing for a woman? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever maybe you're still with the person you

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Speaker 1: had a shock at the first time around?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, please share podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Mikey stormed out of the dinner last night on Maths

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Speaker 2: because Natasha, his wife, said to a few people that

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Speaker 2: he only lasted ten seconds in the bedroom.

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Speaker 4: I feel so sorry for you because your birders just

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Speaker 4: came in here and said you last ten.

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Speaker 3: Seconds in the bedroom. I honestly just want to I

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Speaker 3: just need some time on myself.

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Speaker 2: No, I get that, be good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to be alone. It happened.

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Speaker 2: I'll talk to you.

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Speaker 3: I feel bad.

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Speaker 2: But we are asking the question on thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: six five after talking about this a bit, do women

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Speaker 2: care if the first time is really bad? Because there's

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Speaker 2: two blokes. Well, we're always mortified if we do a

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Speaker 2: bad performance. But I'm really interested to hear the other

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Speaker 2: side here.

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Speaker 1: Well, I haven't had a first time in a long time, woods,

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Speaker 1: but I yeah, it's a shocking feeling.

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Speaker 2: How was your first time with your current girlfriend? Can

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Speaker 2: just don't go into it, but like good or bad.

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was. No, it wasn't good. Well

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Speaker 3: and you're still together.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but there wasn't There probably was like yeah a

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Speaker 1: day or two afterwards where we were both like yeez, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because there's so much weight that you put on that,

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Speaker 1: particularly when you like someone, like if you're really into them,

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Speaker 1: if that goes badly all of a sudden, you're like,

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Speaker 1: well that's not working, then you know why would anything

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Speaker 1: else work? And it's amazing how much weight we put

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Speaker 1: on that first time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go to Sharon here on thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: six five. Sharon. Do you care if the first time

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Speaker 2: is bad?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 3: I do, really right to hear, so.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Sharon. If the first time is really bad, are

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Speaker 2: you you're out?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 5: I think I'd give him a second.

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Speaker 3: Chance, give him a second chance.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so second chance and again I don't want to

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Speaker 2: go on to specific sea is Sharon, but second chance

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Speaker 2: on the same night, or you'll see them again.

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Speaker 5: I see them again?

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Speaker 3: Very good, Sharon. Okay, Sharon, how old are you?

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Speaker 2: Sixty?

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Speaker 1: Nice?

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Speaker 3: When was the last we.

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Speaker 5: Really want to know?

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Speaker 2: I don't have this problem. Eight years he calls up

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Speaker 2: for this Sharon, eight years ago.

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Speaker 1: She's still on the mark and everyone we've got Brittany

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Speaker 1: here on thirty one, Brittany, is it as bad for

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Speaker 1: women if the first time is.

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Speaker 3: No good.

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Speaker 5: Personally for me? I kind of give you three three.

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Speaker 3: Shirts, three shots, okay, something.

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Speaker 5: Like if the viben energy is there, I mean long, like,

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Speaker 5: surely the sex could get good.

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 2: Do you do you have a conversation Brittany in between? So,

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Speaker 2: like after the first and after the second? Are you like,

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Speaker 2: right that didn't go well?

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Speaker 3: Like? Do you do? You do you say that you

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Speaker 3: shot at the title man?

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Speaker 5: Depending on how comforting who you are with the person.

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Speaker 5: I mean, like you can kind of gauge from the

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Speaker 5: Bible energy whether it's going to work or not. If

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Speaker 5: you if you bonds really well, I mean like you

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Speaker 5: guys have nerves at the start. Everyone hasn't it. There's

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Speaker 5: so much pressure on it, it's bound to be a

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Speaker 5: little bit awkward. So that's why I wipe off the

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Speaker 5: first three if the connections there, If the connections aren't,

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Speaker 5: see you later.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So so, Brittany, I'm interested in this philosophy. When

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Speaker 1: was the last time you three strikes in your outside one?

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Speaker 1: And did you get like a baseball guy and.

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Speaker 3: The door?

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Speaker 4: I mean, like I.

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Speaker 5: Haven't really had that many bad runnings. Maybe a year ago.

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Speaker 3: Jeez.

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Speaker 1: Okay, guys, all right, so a year ago, she three

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Speaker 1: strikes and you're out someone.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Interesting, we got ev here, and at EV, what

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Speaker 2: do you reckon? Do women care if the first time's bad.

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Speaker 5: Well, there's a difference between being bad and just being

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Speaker 5: too quick, Like you could be seizing on top of

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Speaker 5: her for five minutes and that's terrible.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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