Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just really hosted by a couple of minches.
Speaker 3: Ll are you bless yourself for the rude shocks of
Speaker 3: young adults.
Speaker 4: I'd rather be.
Speaker 2: Dead than be called gun cale ah, that nickname for
Speaker 2: gay uncle.
Speaker 4: Just because I'm gay doesn't mean you need to change
Speaker 4: the word.
Speaker 2: Imagine if they were like, God, he's put on weight,
Speaker 2: Funkle's here, give an uncle?
Speaker 4: No he is Mitchuli and Mitchell coos, how are you?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 4: How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: I'm fuming?
Speaker 4: Why what's wrong?
Speaker 2: Well? Remember how the whole parking situation in the new studio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no parking.
Speaker 2: You're like, no, you'll be fine. There's street parking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you did get you got one.
Speaker 2: And I said on Monday's episode that there's a one
Speaker 2: hour street park and that's all I paid for.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 2: I got a fucking fine, didn't I? Because it took
Speaker 2: us so long to get the new studio working.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's going to be a real issue.
Speaker 2: One hundred and seventeen bucks, so I couldn't was it
Speaker 2: one hundred and seventeen yep?
Speaker 4: Well you might have to start getting public transport.
Speaker 2: I know, but I can't rely on it to get
Speaker 2: here on time and then we'll be late.
Speaker 4: I know you'd rather that.
Speaker 2: I can't rely on you either.
Speaker 4: Well, because I have a full time job. I hate
Speaker 4: to bring it up.
Speaker 2: What do you mean I have a full time job?
Speaker 4: Well you don't. Wow, do you have a full Do
Speaker 4: you have a full time job?
Speaker 2: Being a sole trader doesn't mean that I'm just not working.
Speaker 4: Do you have a full time job, Well, yes, I do.
Speaker 4: Are you a full time worker?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's your boss?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 4: Very different to working full time for a boss. No,
Speaker 4: of course, I'd love to go to an event at
Speaker 4: night lettle one two in the same week.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm just saying it's very different. No,
Speaker 2: it is very different, but it doesn't mean it's not
Speaker 2: a job.
Speaker 4: It's just not you just have a full time job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do, it's full time. And also go into
Speaker 2: an event at night. It's not a job.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought that was work.
Speaker 2: No, I just get invited. Ah, and I'm sure you
Speaker 2: get invited to, but you just can't I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm working. I can't go. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've definitely said in the past. Don't make jokes about
Speaker 2: I work full time and you don't, because it's just not.
Speaker 4: Well, if clearly it's very spot for you. If you
Speaker 4: want to work full time, you can, I do, but
Speaker 4: you can get it. But then why is it a
Speaker 4: sore spot if you work full time?
Speaker 2: Because I don't think you understand. I can't get it
Speaker 2: through to your head that I do work full time.
Speaker 2: Just because I'm not in an office with a boss
Speaker 2: doesn't mean it's not full time.
Speaker 4: No, but you have to admit it's much easier to
Speaker 4: work for yourself than it is for work for other people.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's pros and concert both, but that's the whole
Speaker 2: other conversation.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: But it's still full time.
Speaker 4: Well another full time worker, because there's three of us
Speaker 4: in this room, Price keeper Jenna, Hello, Hi, welcome, we
Speaker 4: want to join this conversation. I didn't realize I was
Speaker 4: hitting a nerve Mitchell.
Speaker 2: You it's because I've warned you about the nerve before.
Speaker 2: Then I'm like, are you doing this again? And no,
Speaker 2: I'm not doing it on purpose. I'm just saying it's you.
Speaker 5: Know, yeah, I'm still not used to it being so bright.
Speaker 4: It's very bright here, it is very much. Did you
Speaker 4: see someone in the Durian Idiots was like, oh is
Speaker 4: Mitch Cherry's version of when when he makes fun of
Speaker 4: Mitchell's many jobs. I'm like, I don't make fun of
Speaker 4: your many jobs?
Speaker 2: Ever? When have you done that?
Speaker 4: That's what I thought? You know, how you go when
Speaker 4: here you go? Someone's like Mitch Cheery's equivalent is when
Speaker 4: he laughs at Mitch's many jobs. I don't even think
Speaker 4: we ever spoken about Did you not see that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, I saw it.
Speaker 2: Let me have a look.
Speaker 4: I don't remember what her name was, Julie Blythe or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 4: I found it, Maddi Burke, I was really it?
Speaker 2: Is it just me or just when? Give off the
Speaker 2: same energy as Cherry taking the pits out of all
Speaker 2: of Kombs's past.
Speaker 4: Past jobs past I don't even we talk about that.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't I can't think of my
Speaker 2: past jobs you've made.
Speaker 4: I can't even think of your last jobs. You worked
Speaker 4: at Amplify, that's where you met Jenna. You've worked at McDonald's.
Speaker 5: I did at the Star.
Speaker 2: Yes, I did work at Stark the Star. I was
Speaker 2: a waiter.
Speaker 4: I wish I did know that I wouldn't really bad
Speaker 4: at it. Oh, I remember that you were bout it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I quit before they could fire me. They
Speaker 2: very much had grounds too.
Speaker 4: And you got the whiff of it, so you left yourself.
Speaker 2: Well. I just was like, I could apply myself to
Speaker 2: become better at this job, but I actually just don't
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's gonna be other random jobs I've done.
Speaker 2: I was an Internet smooth FM for a while.
Speaker 4: Oh that's fun. Yeah, and did that just internship die?
Speaker 2: Well, pretty much, it was only a set amount of time.
Speaker 2: My first day was going to Wine Island, which was
Speaker 2: an activation they were doing, and it was on like, fuck,
Speaker 2: what's one of the islands you can catch a fairy
Speaker 2: talking too? Yeah, I think it was that one. And
Speaker 2: we went over there and there was torrential rain and
Speaker 2: then they canceled all boat services, so we were stuck
Speaker 2: on the island with no shelter and they were like,
Speaker 2: welcome to the radio industry. That was my first day,
Speaker 2: just stranded on an island with no shelter.
Speaker 4: Was Bogart Torelli there, No.
Speaker 2: I love Bogart really.
Speaker 4: The great presenter, great boy.
Speaker 2: She just constantly sounds really joyous. Yeah yes, and she
Speaker 2: really over pronounced. She's said good morning Sydney. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: splendid Sunday morning. So you're smooth, there's both. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: very boga. Yeah.
Speaker 4: David Campbell who pre records his month what seems to
Speaker 4: be twelve minutes.
Speaker 2: I've witnessed it happened. Oh really Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: He just comes in records and goes right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they have full time job.
Speaker 4: They are depends on how you look at it. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: I hate to start on a bad note, Mitchell. I
Speaker 4: wasn't making fun of you at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I know you weren't making fun of me.
Speaker 2: I just would I don't know how to get through
Speaker 2: to you that I do work full time.
Speaker 4: I believe you. I think you're the one who's got
Speaker 4: the block. I've never I believe you.
Speaker 2: Completely rewind the podcast about three minutes when he said,
Speaker 2: oh no, you don't.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying you don't work the same jobs
Speaker 4: at Jenna and I do.
Speaker 2: I think no, I'd rather be dead, frankly, right, would
Speaker 2: we do?
Speaker 5: You mean have a boss?
Speaker 4: Correct? Yeah, Like, if you need to change your schedule,
Speaker 4: you can do it. When not, we can't. So the
Speaker 4: schedules are a little different.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah they're different, but it's a full time workload. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, of course I
Speaker 2: don't sit around on banana loungees drinking cocktails all day.
Speaker 4: No, no, no.
Speaker 5: Just Wine Island, that's right.
Speaker 2: Oh I wasn't that clickbait? If ever I heard it?
Speaker 2: Fuck now, Whine Island. What was the benefit of Wine Island. Well,
Speaker 2: the event was basically, does all these wine and cheese brands.
Speaker 2: It's like a market, but just wine and cheese. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: it would have been gorgeous. And we were just going
Speaker 2: there to set up for the weekend. And then it
Speaker 2: was I think it was a Thursday, and it was
Speaker 2: this fucking helting down range.
Speaker 4: Is it just me on the floor? But island parties
Speaker 4: never worked. I went to a Love Island Island party.
Speaker 4: Love Island did party and Sophie Munk and I was
Speaker 4: so stranded. She called her own private auto taxi to
Speaker 4: take her off.
Speaker 2: Well that's what we tried to do, but they were
Speaker 2: canceled too because of the fucking weather.
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm fucking getting out. He gets a helicopter
Speaker 4: out like brom I just stay there and wait for
Speaker 4: the fairy with the Love Island kids. Anyway, welcome to
Speaker 4: Is It just Me? Everyone?
Speaker 2: Ye're welcome.
Speaker 4: If this is your first time listening. We start every
Speaker 4: show with it, Is it just me? Something we've noticed,
Speaker 4: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, I
Speaker 4: don't know Mitch's. And today, for the very first time, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: m hmm, will it blend?
Speaker 2: Follow up to your will at block? This is my version.
Speaker 2: We're gonna see if fully fledged meals on a plate
Speaker 2: can survive being blended, and if you can still recognize
Speaker 2: what they were originally. I've got three smoothies here for
Speaker 2: you to try.
Speaker 4: My stomach is going to churn. I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: How do you know? Because they're just normal meals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's something about it not having the consistency
Speaker 4: and the bite through. We'll see spaghetti bolgnase for example.
Speaker 4: You eat it, you can see carrot, you see mince,
Speaker 4: you see tomato, sauce, you see pasta. Your brain goes
Speaker 4: that spaghetti bowl.
Speaker 2: But if you're a busy girl on the go and
Speaker 2: you don't have time to sit down for a full
Speaker 2: on spaghetti bolonnaise during your short lunch break because you
Speaker 2: work full time like.
Speaker 4: All of us. Yes, yes, I'm just saying we have
Speaker 4: we have a regimented lunch break.
Speaker 5: I don't have a lunch break.
Speaker 4: I don't even get to take mine, but we get
Speaker 4: an hour.
Speaker 2: It was very rare that I when I worked here,
Speaker 2: it was very rare that I took the full hour
Speaker 2: because for some reason felt guilty.
Speaker 5: Totally I've ever taken.
Speaker 4: Now, and my show's on air during dinner time, so
Speaker 4: I literally eat during the show. It's actually horrific.
Speaker 2: Well this could help you, Yeah, maybe, because if you
Speaker 2: can just blend a full meal down to it mooe
Speaker 2: and scullet. Yeah, then you've got all the nutrients, you've
Speaker 2: got the taste potentially if it survives. But yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: get to that later.
Speaker 4: All right, I can't. I'm excited. We also have an
Speaker 4: inge of each and oh today I'll be talking about
Speaker 4: something horrific happened in the bedroom with my new partner.
Speaker 4: Oh almost put us right back at the start.
Speaker 2: What yeah, is that your dge gem?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, this is just what I'm going to be
Speaker 4: toalking about later on the show.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, sure.
Speaker 4: I also don't think that I'll ever have sex again
Speaker 4: in my house after what happened.
Speaker 2: Oh but you have you practically have your own quote? Anyway,
Speaker 2: we'll get to that.
Speaker 4: We'll get to it.
Speaker 2: You've got your own wing. I know how good things
Speaker 2: in the wing?
Speaker 4: I know something went really your eight I'm actually mortified.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, well my parents.
Speaker 2: Plow out through the your gym. So we'll start with
Speaker 2: that and then we'll get to that.
Speaker 4: When I said power through, it's it got me in
Speaker 4: the issue in the first place, I'll go first. Should
Speaker 4: I jump in?
Speaker 2: Yep? Sure?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Hit us? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do we need a federal investigation as to what happened
Speaker 4: to spree Espree Espree spread the store clothing s p
Speaker 4: I it it looks like a spirit? Is that how
Speaker 4: you say it?
Speaker 2: Spree? I thought it was a spirit.
Speaker 4: That's what happens when you die. If you're a computer,
Speaker 4: if you drop your computer in water, it becomes any
Speaker 4: spirit spirit.
Speaker 2: It's like that store for cook that I really confidently
Speaker 2: thought was just fuck for years?
Speaker 5: What French French Corection connection.
Speaker 4: UK f C Ok. Yeah, what if the f C
Speaker 4: UK French connection?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, when I just thought that was fuck? No,
Speaker 2: I think that's what they were going for. But anyway,
Speaker 2: it's today, Spree, where did it go?
Speaker 5: It just disappeared?
Speaker 4: Why did they not tell us?
Speaker 5: But also it was so big when I was little.
Speaker 5: It was massive when I.
Speaker 4: Was a kid. S Bree was the brand.
Speaker 2: What was that equivalent to?
Speaker 4: It was almost like a gap.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: We gap still exists. It's like a It doesn't really
Speaker 4: exist in today's is it like through prey? No Espree?
Speaker 4: You know what. I actually did a bit of investigating
Speaker 4: because I think we need a federal investigation. But I
Speaker 4: did a mixture level investigation. Spree was sold. They made
Speaker 4: millions of dollars off the sale. Guess what they use
Speaker 4: that money to launch a little brand called the north Face.
Speaker 5: No any serious?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 2: Are they even similar to each other?
Speaker 4: No? No, Spree was like women I think women's and kids, right, so.
Speaker 5: Cotton on, Yeah, cotton one step above cotton?
Speaker 2: Yeah you go any higher than that? It was like
Speaker 2: a Miller's or a Yeah I was jogman, I said Miller's,
Speaker 2: but there you go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a Miller is like a one Bat or
Speaker 4: a Suzanne Gray. Oh god, you know, like good quality
Speaker 4: but not too expensive. You know, a working woman would
Speaker 4: have loved it. You Mitchell and then yeah, it just
Speaker 4: disappeared and no one told us. But they use that
Speaker 4: money to reboot the North Face, which is now one
Speaker 4: of the biggest brains.
Speaker 5: Had no idea.
Speaker 2: Is cool. Wow, it's kind of like how I didn't
Speaker 2: know for ages that Red Rooster and Chargo Charlie's are
Speaker 2: owned by the same people. What that's why you'll never
Speaker 2: see two of them next door to each other. They've
Speaker 2: drawn a little line in the sand between Western Sydney
Speaker 2: and Eastern Sydney. It's Chargirled Charlie's to the east, Red
Speaker 2: Roofs to the west. Oh, no, you've got me questioning it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I am sure, but someone told
Speaker 2: me that it does.
Speaker 4: Make sense, so much sense, because you're right, they're never
Speaker 4: next to each other.
Speaker 2: Having said that, I need to stop repeating fun facts
Speaker 2: that I've been told totally and not verified, because I
Speaker 2: was so embarrassed. The other day I was telling Sean
Speaker 2: some story about we'll drive back to bog and gave
Speaker 2: we went through Bathets. You know Mount Panorama. Yes, the
Speaker 2: big fucking V eights race tracks.
Speaker 4: I saw it for the first time last month.
Speaker 2: There you go for and so you know it's got
Speaker 2: the letters Mount Panorama written on the hill. They're written
Speaker 2: in like white stones. And I was told a story
Speaker 2: about some charlest University students. They went up there and
Speaker 2: they took all the white pebbles from the M and
Speaker 2: half of the O. So then it's spelled Panorama. Funny,
Speaker 2: And I've repeated that story so many times to so
Speaker 2: many people over so many years. I'm like, Oh, how
Speaker 2: funny is this that they spelled Panorama instead of Mount Panorama? Hilarious,
Speaker 2: great prank. And then I went to google it because
Speaker 2: I was telling Sean the same story. I went to
Speaker 2: google it and the only thing that came up was
Speaker 2: a Batuda Advocate article. So I don't think it ever happened.
Speaker 2: And I've told so many people, Oh that's awful, Yes,
Speaker 2: that's humiliating. So you know what, I don't know who
Speaker 2: owns bed rooster or charcoal? Backtrack anyway? Are you ready
Speaker 2: for my Is it just me? Yes, culd hard facts.
Speaker 2: I won't make any shit up, I promise it is
Speaker 2: it just me. Do you find some candles triggering.
Speaker 4: To be fair?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Not yet? Why what because.
Speaker 2: Haven't you ever lit an old candle that you used
Speaker 2: to burn once upon a time, and as soon as
Speaker 2: you smell it, it takes you back to that time.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I find smells extremely triggered. Yeah right, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, smell is one of the strongest form of
Speaker 4: It carries memories, strongest out over any other sense.
Speaker 2: I'd believe that I lit a candle the other day.
Speaker 2: I was given a glasshouse one, and it's one of
Speaker 2: those classic sense that they've had for years and years
Speaker 2: and years and years at Yeah, it was like peach
Speaker 2: and something I don't know. Anyway, it was an orange
Speaker 2: glasshouse candle and I lit it, and as soon as
Speaker 2: I smelled it, I went, oh no, oh no, I'm
Speaker 2: back in that sharehouse in Concord. Oh no, there's fucking
Speaker 2: weevils in my wheat bis Oh no, it's feral. I
Speaker 2: hate my housemates. It took me right back. And there's
Speaker 2: ones that remind me of UNI as well. The dusk
Speaker 2: one some sort of passion for its situation. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh god, the single bed and the unidorm. I've got
Speaker 2: readings to do, I've got an assignment to fuck this.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think I want to admit this, but
Speaker 4: I'm going to do it. There's still a hand soap
Speaker 4: that I can't smell because it reminds me of the
Speaker 4: first ever time I masturbated.
Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't expect that, So did you use it
Speaker 2: as lube?
Speaker 4: No? I washed my hands and had a sticky explosion
Speaker 4: and didn't know what to do with it. So I
Speaker 4: went and washed my hands scrub scrub, scrubbed, and clearly
Speaker 4: the neurons in my brain had just felt an orgasm
Speaker 4: for the first time, so they were really firing, and
Speaker 4: I washed my hands in every scent that happened in
Speaker 4: that moment, my brain went, this is your com scent.
Speaker 4: So now you get too tawy. So no, no, it's
Speaker 4: not when I get horny, I don't think of that scent.
Speaker 4: But when I wash my hands with that soap sometimes
Speaker 4: it's a powermoli of scent from you. I don't know
Speaker 4: how I was on when I was thirteen. It was
Speaker 4: twenty two thousand and nine or something, who knows. I
Speaker 4: think of it. I think of the I almost releave
Speaker 4: the orgasm. It's quite beautiful.
Speaker 2: So it doesn't sound like a bad memory. No, it's
Speaker 2: a quite nice memory.
Speaker 4: But I feel young. And I also didn't even jerk off.
Speaker 4: I'd just hit it around like a like a paddle
Speaker 4: pops like a whack a mole. Like I was like, oh, yes,
Speaker 4: like a cone.
Speaker 2: Whack off a mole.
Speaker 4: You're totally with that, lucky mom. So yes, you're right.
Speaker 4: I have similar experiences with smell. I've got certain after shaves.
Speaker 4: I can't wear an after shave that my eggs used
Speaker 4: to wear because I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of them, and it just all becomes
Speaker 4: a bit much.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I found the other day, Jenna, Well,
Speaker 2: this would take you right back to the time.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I think I know.
Speaker 4: You got both.
Speaker 2: I no. So when I was back home over Easter
Speaker 2: in bogen Gate, I remember giving mum a Delta goodrom perfume,
Speaker 2: and as soon as I smelled, it took me right
Speaker 2: back to fucking twenty sixteen. And Jenna and I were unironically,
Speaker 2: if that's what delts are good?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Very much like not even in a funny way, like
Speaker 2: we were both obsessed with her, and we lined up
Speaker 2: at Chemis's warehouse and bought the perfume the day that
Speaker 2: she released it so that we could film a video
Speaker 2: reacting to it, which has since been deleted from my YouTube.
Speaker 4: Teme I wish I could find it?
Speaker 2: What was sure? I could find it if it looked hard.
Speaker 4: Now, what did you react to?
Speaker 2: Just the smell of Delta Good's perfume.
Speaker 4: That's really huge funny.
Speaker 2: We're like, hey, guys, here, we are unboxing the brand
Speaker 2: new perfume from Delta Gudram.
Speaker 5: Hey guys here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I smelled it the other day because it
Speaker 2: was on mom's side table, and I was like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: holy shit. Right, it just took me right back, holy
Speaker 2: fuck totally.
Speaker 4: I sometimes I smell sawdust, like if I'm driving past
Speaker 4: the construction side, it reminds me of would work in
Speaker 4: Year seven and wood glue. I glue, yeah, like puddy,
Speaker 4: holy fun I'm like, oh my god, I'm in the
Speaker 4: seven dorms pining over Lucas Rieman's cock. Never happened, Never
Speaker 4: got it.
Speaker 2: I can't smell petroleum jelly without being triggered about what
Speaker 2: why don't you guess?
Speaker 4: Did you work on a car carburetor?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: You know what petrolling jelly?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like a thick, viscous substance.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's that. Oh yeah, got it?
Speaker 4: Good for you.
Speaker 2: What do you think it's triggering for he jel No,
Speaker 2: Actually it was because my dad used to drag me
Speaker 2: to the fucking squash courts while he was playing squash
Speaker 2: when I was a kid, and because he had fat legs,
Speaker 2: he would glather on fucking vasso between his thighs so
Speaker 2: stop them from chafing. And it was and I'd be
Speaker 2: sitting there going hard, finish your squash so I can
Speaker 2: go home.
Speaker 4: My father like son, Really, why well that sound I've
Speaker 4: heard that come from between your legs in the past.
Speaker 2: Excuse me when we do have ever heard that?
Speaker 4: Well, I've spoken to Sean on the weekend.
Speaker 2: And what did he say? How do you spell that?
Speaker 4: Spl o g h g h exhallmation title of the episode.
Speaker 4: Do you know what smell triggers you? Bleach chemicals?
Speaker 5: Actually, like the smell of farm animals.
Speaker 4: Takes time on studio tan.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That and also just you know, growing.
Speaker 4: Up in a mansion in Clevelli.
Speaker 5: No medieval times.
Speaker 4: Oh got it.
Speaker 2: That's why I can't use any kind of lannel and
Speaker 2: moisturizer because I'm.
Speaker 4: Like sheep will growing up.
Speaker 2: Of course, mine through the shearing, she had putrid.
Speaker 4: Got true drama. Yea, I went to the East Show
Speaker 4: this year.
Speaker 2: Didn't tell you guys, Oh dear, what did you think?
Speaker 4: Really fun? I really love the of the year.
Speaker 2: I do too, but I'm not like Jenny where I
Speaker 2: can go every year. I was like, oh, I went
Speaker 2: last year again already. It's kind of like Marti gra
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck that crept background again.
Speaker 4: It really does grow on you though, Like as an adult.
Speaker 4: I love the super Dome. I had like a sample
Speaker 4: of all the vodka was nice.
Speaker 2: Oh the boring bit that's.
Speaker 4: The best part. But we're worth super Dome. I love
Speaker 4: the air conditioning is in the walls. Well, the air
Speaker 4: conditioning is in the walls? When and the Easter Show
Speaker 4: between the dates of April fourteen?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: When did I ride?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 6: Just me?
Speaker 1: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 5: If you don't, you're a tighead.
Speaker 2: All right now? As you know here is it just me?
Speaker 2: We only asked the big questions, yeah, such as will
Speaker 2: it block? And now will it blend?
Speaker 4: Correct, We've only just started asking the big question five
Speaker 4: years we thought we probably should be asking the big
Speaker 4: questions to create the change we want to see in
Speaker 4: this world.
Speaker 2: The next experiment we're doing is will it blend? Basically,
Speaker 2: we're taking fully fledged meals and seeing if they can
Speaker 2: be put through a blender and you can still recognize
Speaker 2: the taste.
Speaker 4: Correct And somehow I am the test dummy. I will
Speaker 4: be the guinea pig trialing these meals, trying to identify
Speaker 4: what because I'm fat, because you suggested it, well, this
Speaker 4: was Mitchell's idea.
Speaker 2: It was my idea.
Speaker 4: But I mean, naturally, yes, I'd want to eat it. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: it's fine. It makes plenty of that.
Speaker 2: The reason would be that I don't imagine you would
Speaker 2: have spent your free time making fucking food smoothies for
Speaker 2: me to try.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. Why did the chocolates have turned? Yeah? I have?
Speaker 4: So is that exactly what you've done?
Speaker 2: Yes, So we were going to bring in a blender
Speaker 2: into the new studio and do it here and now
Speaker 2: so that you could watch the blending process. But then
Speaker 2: we thought new studio, we don't want to fuck with it.
Speaker 2: Get food everywhere, we'll probably get in trouble. So raving
Speaker 2: reporter Oscar has been busy in the kitchen. He's paired
Speaker 2: these movies. We've got them in the kitchenette, Jenny, can
Speaker 2: you run and get them plays they're in the freege.
Speaker 2: We've got a kitchenette now, yeah, And so I'll play
Speaker 2: you the preparation process Oscar cooking, but you're not allowed
Speaker 2: to listen, obviously.
Speaker 4: You guys chocken it helped out, he.
Speaker 2: Has and everyone else listening right now will know what
Speaker 2: you're eating, but you won't. You have to guess and
Speaker 2: see if you can recognize the taste totally.
Speaker 4: But my question is how many ingredients you can't get
Speaker 4: me to guess the verbs and spices you?
Speaker 2: Oh, no, no, no, it's just the meal. Okay, spaghetti mo
Speaker 2: and ase.
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: How rogue have you gone? Have you done? Like a
Speaker 4: braist beef cheeks? If you don't like an apricot curry
Speaker 4: like neither of those.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't describe them as too rogue, But we'll just see,
Speaker 2: we'll see. And so I'm going to put a video
Speaker 2: online at a couple of mitches. You can see Oscar making
Speaker 2: this movie. You can see them before and after the
Speaker 2: blending process. Okay, Jenne's here, don't holp the door.
Speaker 4: She's good.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. There's three to try pop them
Speaker 2: over here, pop them with me.
Speaker 4: Why are they all brown?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess the basis of a lot
Speaker 2: of meals is brownness.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Mitchell, I actually feel actually feel sick,
Speaker 4: do you? Yeah? No, I actually I'm very queasy with food.
Speaker 2: Okay, well hang on, let me once again assure you
Speaker 2: that we've not pulled a silly on you. We've not
Speaker 2: put any dreadful combinations. These are actual meal.
Speaker 4: That one looks like it's got blood in it.
Speaker 2: Oh, this one? They all number three?
Speaker 4: You different shades of shit?
Speaker 2: No, that one looks like moose. I would say that
Speaker 2: it's not shit. It's more like baby food.
Speaker 4: I think I'm actually gonna I'm genuinely not embellishing. I
Speaker 4: feel sick in my stomach.
Speaker 2: Okay, well as do a LIPA once said, one sip
Speaker 2: is all that takes. You don't have to finish it,
Speaker 2: just one sip of each.
Speaker 4: She also did say hallucinate. So I feel like that
Speaker 4: sort of the angle that I'm going wait wait, wait stop?
Speaker 4: Is it savory or sweet?
Speaker 2: Smoothly? Number three might skew a bit sweet, but the
Speaker 2: first you savor.
Speaker 4: Okay, So how's this going to work?
Speaker 2: So what I'm gonna do is, right now, you're gonna
Speaker 2: take your headphones off. Huh, and Oscar is going to
Speaker 2: reveal what the first cause is.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go Oscar.
Speaker 2: Okay, block your ears?
Speaker 3: Yeah right, welcome to Will it blend? First course? Chicken
Speaker 3: palm with chips.
Speaker 6: And gravy, bit of salad for balance, and of course
Speaker 6: it won't blend without liquid, so we're just going to
Speaker 6: put in some gravy.
Speaker 3: Right, Three to one.
Speaker 4: Is not blending. I think we need more gravy.
Speaker 3: Right, take two. Ah, now we're getting somewhere. Ah, look
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 6: Here we are Course number one chicken palmi, chips and.
Speaker 3: Gravy with a bit of salad for good measure. Nummies.
Speaker 2: All right, you can unblock your ears now, headphones. Hello, okay,
Speaker 2: are you ready for your first course?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'm ready. Oh my god. You just slid the
Speaker 4: glass over and the substance inside didn't even jiggle.
Speaker 2: M lie, it's skewing a bit thick shake Mitchell, I
Speaker 2: could tip this upside don't don't.
Speaker 5: No, not in the noose.
Speaker 4: Hold on? Do I get a spoon? Am I drinking?
Speaker 2: Thisss?
Speaker 4: Oh no?
Speaker 2: The whole idea is that is it a portable snack
Speaker 2: that you're can eat like it's moving on the guary
Speaker 2: if you need a spoon. We've automatically beat of the purpose.
Speaker 4: All right, let me do a smell test. So far,
Speaker 4: let me judge what I see. It actually looks like
Speaker 4: Maca's Big Mac sauce. It's actually it's kind of a
Speaker 4: bit brownie orange. And it's not that it's got flicks
Speaker 4: of green in it. I think you should have take
Speaker 4: a sip trying it to smell it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're to go in blind?
Speaker 5: Okay, I think positively. Don't.
Speaker 4: Don't that's so bad?
Speaker 5: What do you mean it's going to be fine?
Speaker 2: I suppose the mystery is what makes it gross.
Speaker 4: I smell bread. Okay, here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4: I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: It to his lips. Stop and he just couldn't keep going.
Speaker 2: One sip you'll be right. Okay, he's had the first sip.
Speaker 5: It's nice.
Speaker 2: How would you know if you tried it?
Speaker 4: No, I've got goosebumps. I actually have goosebumps. Awful.
Speaker 2: What did it taste like?
Speaker 4: I've had this before?
Speaker 2: I guarantee you would have.
Speaker 4: I've had this before. Yes, I can't put my finger
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 2: What do you think generally? Did it taste growth? Or
Speaker 2: you're like, no, it.
Speaker 4: Tastes like I've just chewed up a bunch of food,
Speaker 4: spat it into a glass, and I'm now drinking it.
Speaker 4: It takes all the fun out of eating, by the way.
Speaker 2: Yeahs, but busy working girls, you don't have time to
Speaker 2: sit down and have a meal all the time. But
Speaker 2: you can't get hungry, can you?
Speaker 4: I can't pin it. Is it a burger?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 4: Is it potentially like a roast?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Jo want me to reveal what it is?
Speaker 4: Jenna? Do you want to try? No?
Speaker 5: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Would I have eaten it? Would I've eaten it?
Speaker 2: I reckon you would have had at least one for sure.
Speaker 2: It might it be your go to pub order.
Speaker 4: Oh it's not a chicken? Shit?
Speaker 2: So is it getting very warm?
Speaker 4: I can't work it out.
Speaker 2: Chicken parme, chicken palmy? I thought the palme element would
Speaker 2: overpower it more.
Speaker 4: That is awful. That is not what it tastes like.
Speaker 4: It's just a savory concoction. Mess, Mitchell. I cannot believe
Speaker 4: that you enjoy this, So I actually want to vomit.
Speaker 2: I didn't say I enjoyed it, but I don't do that,
Speaker 2: all right? You ready for course number two?
Speaker 4: Hurry it up? Yes?
Speaker 2: Like fuck?
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, sorry, I'm just very stress. I'm very peculiarly
Speaker 4: with food. My dad boiled me eggs for breakfast today
Speaker 4: and then he peeled them and I couldn't eat them.
Speaker 4: Why because he touched them with his fucking fingers.
Speaker 2: God, you really are just a spoiled brat sometimes. No,
Speaker 2: my dad cooked me eggs already, so many questions. No,
Speaker 2: that's not fair, that's not how my adults live.
Speaker 4: All right, bring it over. Oh it's awful colors like
Speaker 4: mylow mixture.
Speaker 2: Okay, Course number two, yep, take your headphones off with pleasure.
Speaker 2: This is oscar making Course number two.
Speaker 3: Course number two dumplings, bit of soy sauce. Ye me,
Speaker 3: here we go. Will it blend? Ah? That's blending beautifully
Speaker 3: there blended.
Speaker 2: Okay, so here we go. It's a blended dumplings and
Speaker 2: soy sauce cherry. You can put your heaphones back on.
Speaker 2: We're ready, Here we go. Jenna sounds int egged about it,
Speaker 2: said it was look.
Speaker 4: Me in the eyes. Jenna never lied to me. Yes,
Speaker 4: am I going to enjoy.
Speaker 2: This so you can see this one working potentially as
Speaker 2: a smoothie. Jenna, Yes, I thought the same.
Speaker 4: I can't see that first one catching on the full
Speaker 4: pub feed. I just don't think anyone would. Here's course
Speaker 4: number two, bigger, somehow, thicker in consistency. You're you gonna
Speaker 4: smell it?
Speaker 2: Do you keep smelling them?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 2: Going blind?
Speaker 4: Michel? I hate this is the worst segment we've ever die.
Speaker 4: I don't. I'm not even embellishing. I hate this.
Speaker 2: What are you his finger and lick your finger?
Speaker 4: Okay, that's a good idea. It's actually the drinking of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go. He's taking a sip.
Speaker 1: Oh, there it goes.
Speaker 4: It's Asian soy sauce. There's soy sauce in there.
Speaker 2: I don't mind that, right, See, you don't to make.
Speaker 4: What is that? Come on?
Speaker 2: You know it?
Speaker 4: Hold on?
Speaker 5: They're really yummy.
Speaker 4: Because there's car. I can taste carb. Is it dumplings? Yep?
Speaker 5: It's dumblings.
Speaker 4: Let me have some more.
Speaker 2: See, once you overcome the texture, I feel like a
Speaker 2: new man. It just tastes like dumplings, doesn't it It does?
Speaker 2: It does taste like dumplings, which is not a bad
Speaker 2: taste by any stretch.
Speaker 4: It's you know what it is. It's the cold element.
Speaker 2: If it was why Sorry, busy girls don't have time
Speaker 2: for microwave.
Speaker 4: They don't. Oh that is better, you try it, that's better.
Speaker 2: I rate first one, the dumpling one. Jenna, No, just
Speaker 2: a little bit. For God's sake, you're such a bad sport.
Speaker 5: I know, I am.
Speaker 2: Why is Jenny here?
Speaker 4: Totally? What do you bring to this showy rando?
Speaker 2: The kitchenett? I could have done that?
Speaker 4: Okay, last one, I'm ready and you said notes of
Speaker 4: sweet I'm gonna get this to.
Speaker 2: Okay, headphones off, okay, sure block your ears.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: So before I play oskive it faring this, I just
Speaker 2: need you all to know that this was Cheery's idea,
Speaker 2: this combination. Here we go, he's Oscar in the kitchen.
Speaker 6: And last but not least, a meat pie and chalky milk.
Speaker 6: And of course you can't have a pie without sauce,
Speaker 6: can you? And now to complete a Tradey's choice of
Speaker 6: meal choky milk with a pie.
Speaker 3: It's got a bit of glug to it. Oh, it's
Speaker 3: like a chalky thick shake.
Speaker 6: Macist hatta three meals blended into a portable smet What
Speaker 6: do you think of that, chewry?
Speaker 2: Yes, you heard correctly. That is a meat pie with
Speaker 2: chocolate milk, as suggested by Cherry. Here we go, Cherry
Speaker 2: headphones back on, We're ready for you?
Speaker 4: Ok? Back on?
Speaker 2: Okay? Are you ready for the third and final course?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you give me a clue?
Speaker 2: It was your idea?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I knew there was no hope. If you're remembering,
Speaker 2: here you go.
Speaker 4: I don't remember anything I said.
Speaker 2: This is it looks like chocolate moose. It does, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: And so I think, try not to smell it.
Speaker 4: Just have a sip and I'm going to do I'm
Speaker 4: gonna smell.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: Why is it oddly savory as well?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a combination, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's sweet, but it's also really fucking savory. I'm
Speaker 4: getting chocolate for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: My nose is blocked. This is a defense mechanism from
Speaker 4: my body, by the way, it's trying to close every orifice.
Speaker 5: What's something you would suggest?
Speaker 4: I don't remember I suggested this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we were brainstorming.
Speaker 5: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: Someone posted in the Facebook group at the time saying
Speaker 2: that's fucked cherry. What Yeah, what did it taste like?
Speaker 2: Just answer that, what does it taste like?
Speaker 4: There's meat and also chocolate? What could that be?
Speaker 2: Well, they don't go on the plate together, but sometimes
Speaker 2: you might want to get a good or just drink
Speaker 2: to go with your meal.
Speaker 4: Wait is that? Wait you know what?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 4: It's a milkshake?
Speaker 2: No, close, what is it? It is a meat pine
Speaker 2: chocky milk. Oh, go, fucked your idea big a pie. Well,
Speaker 2: to be fair, they didn't have big m's at the server.
Speaker 2: It's actually an oak.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is what would be the inside of my stomach. No,
Speaker 4: I'm serious.
Speaker 2: Is really bad, and yet you're going back for more.
Speaker 4: I want to do it for the show.
Speaker 2: He's having another sip.
Speaker 4: That's fucking foul, Mitchell. Will it blend? The dumplings will blend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so you reckon. That works as a blended form.
Speaker 4: The dumplings work as a blended form. They will blend.
Speaker 4: That abomination does not blend. And the first one, no
Speaker 4: way does it. I mean they all blend.
Speaker 2: The chicken palmi doesn't blend. They don't think that works
Speaker 2: in that form.
Speaker 4: They will not sell in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 4: I feel sick to my stomach. Sorry that was the
Speaker 4: big air and the milkshake. I can pie. This is horrific, Mitchell. Wow,
Speaker 4: but you know what, I'm proud of us for doing it.
Speaker 2: Yes, bringing stupid ideas to life, thought we do?
Speaker 4: Oh wow? Okay do you want to try? Jenna? Are
Speaker 4: you sure?
Speaker 2: I don't understand your reluctance?
Speaker 4: This is spoony.
Speaker 2: The taste exactly like you would.
Speaker 5: Expect, like that texture. It makes me sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What if you use a spoon? No? Will that make
Speaker 2: it feel less?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 4: I want you to try.
Speaker 2: You don't have to drink it. You're having like baby.
Speaker 4: Please look at it, Jenny.
Speaker 5: If you don't like soup.
Speaker 4: We employ you. Please try. We employ you, and we
Speaker 4: employ you.
Speaker 2: You don't you do?
Speaker 4: You know before we said you don't have a boss.
Speaker 4: You are Jenna's boss. Technically you are.
Speaker 2: About I don't want well, I'm not going to force
Speaker 2: my underlings to do things that they're not comfortable with.
Speaker 4: I think I'm actually going to be sick. Well so
Speaker 4: am I?
Speaker 2: Because they're about to hear about your sex life living?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: The rude shocks of I'm also okay, So I didn't
Speaker 4: think I could be made physically more sick after what
Speaker 4: we just did. But get ready, Bucky, but it's.
Speaker 2: Only fair that you return the favor and make me
Speaker 2: fucking nauseous.
Speaker 4: I suppose it's not nauseous. I'm not going to go
Speaker 4: into the graphic detail of my incredible sex life. I mean,
Speaker 4: as you know, I really enjoy sex and I'm fantastic
Speaker 4: at it. What do you mean, as you know, I've
Speaker 4: always said it, I'm really good at six. Do you think,
Speaker 4: by the way, looking at me on the street, would
Speaker 4: you go, oh, he fucks.
Speaker 2: Then I wouldn't think you're a virgin. I suppose no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I suppose but you said oh he fucks. No.
Speaker 4: But you know you look at someone on the street
Speaker 4: and you go, oh, they have they fuck. I never
Speaker 4: look at people and think that I do.
Speaker 2: I don't really get that energy from you. But that's
Speaker 2: probably because even though you say it's a joke, oh
Speaker 2: you know, I have a fantastic sex life, you also
Speaker 2: are quite open and saying, oh I'm lazy, I'm shit
Speaker 2: at sexyeds totally, But I don't know which one's the truth.
Speaker 2: Trick now I let's go find out.
Speaker 4: I more mean, when you're at a club, you know
Speaker 4: that if you're talking to someone, you're gonna have they fuck.
Speaker 4: You know. I wouldn't see you at a club, none
Speaker 4: of this terrible analogy. But also I'd argue, if you
Speaker 4: were going to see me at a club, it to
Speaker 4: be with you. I'm only ever at a club with
Speaker 4: you with anyone else. Okay, Okay, so obviously I'm in
Speaker 4: a new relationship. It's lovely. We revealed him on the
Speaker 4: show two weeks ago, Pull the Break Great, Steven's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: So we I live at home, you know, still them
Speaker 4: at home. Hasn't been a year yet, but the year
Speaker 4: mark is when I need to go. I think I
Speaker 4: told you, Mitchell, please remind me of six months and
Speaker 4: I'll pushed through.
Speaker 2: I think you said that I permissioned to nag you
Speaker 2: to get your own place in October November, okay, and
Speaker 2: I didn't bother with the nagging because I was like,
Speaker 2: he just got there, you know, to move twice that
Speaker 2: close together.
Speaker 4: I'm in October November this year, so I'm still at
Speaker 4: my parents and I'm in my childhood bedroom, right, but
Speaker 4: just to.
Speaker 2: Paint a picture for our idiots. You've got your own
Speaker 2: sweet Well, it's not. You've got the downstairs part of
Speaker 2: the house. The living room, kitchen, your parents' bedroom are
Speaker 2: all in the upstairs bit, which is also at ground
Speaker 2: level at the front door. Very confusing. And you've got
Speaker 2: your own wing downstairs. Correct, it's your own bathroom, your
Speaker 2: own bedrooms. We're all very private.
Speaker 4: However, next door to my bedroom is Rachel, my sister's bedroom.
Speaker 4: Now keep in mind all these key players because we
Speaker 4: need to find a culprit. Rachel our first suspect in
Speaker 4: the bedroom next to mine.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't suspect her of anything.
Speaker 4: Well wait, so Steve and I are in bed. We
Speaker 4: had a wedding my producer, Grace. I've never spoken about it,
Speaker 4: but Grace Guard she's a good friend of our show.
Speaker 4: She loves you too. She had her beautiful wedding and we,
Speaker 4: you know, we're a little tipsy. So we had the wedding.
Speaker 4: We came home. You know, you've had a couple of drinks.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, let's have a kiss and a cuddle,
Speaker 4: you know, in bed whatever. I have a shower, who knows.
Speaker 4: So we're in my bed and we get into bed,
Speaker 4: and you know, we start kissing and they were talking
Speaker 4: and you know, it's a beautiful room, talking about the wedding,
Speaker 4: and you know it was beautiful.
Speaker 2: What time of the day with this one.
Speaker 4: I am, oh, we got home.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this could go anywhere totally.
Speaker 4: So naturally it's leading to, you know, a couple that
Speaker 4: are deeply you know, falling for each other, so but
Speaker 4: also drunk and need to sleep. Yes, correct, correct, But
Speaker 4: I had the second wind, you know, I had a
Speaker 4: second wind. I fuck. So I'm like, oh yeah, So
Speaker 4: we're kissing and I got to kind of like put
Speaker 4: my head on the on the headboard because I've got
Speaker 4: a Koala bed and it's got just a nice wooden
Speaker 4: oak bed frame, right, and I put my hand on
Speaker 4: the headboard and I hand or head hand mate, and
Speaker 4: I put me on the headboard and I go, oh
Speaker 4: my god, Steven, when did you move the bed? And
Speaker 4: he goes, what did mean? I didn't move the bed.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, she did the betest four inches from
Speaker 4: the wall.
Speaker 2: Was it usually right up again, right up against the wall,
Speaker 2: uh huh?
Speaker 4: Because I didn't move it. And I go, well, I
Speaker 4: didn't move it.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Someone in my family has come in while we are
Speaker 4: out and pulled my twenty kilo bed four inches from
Speaker 4: the wall because quite clearly I'm making too much noise.
Speaker 2: So when you fuck, do you actually hear the bed
Speaker 2: head going against the wall. Yes, yes, the answer is yes,
Speaker 2: you do, yes, and that doesn't bother you. It does,
Speaker 2: but I normally put my fingers behind it. How it
Speaker 2: hurts and it adds to the fun though. I mean,
Speaker 2: whoever and your family has intruded on your personal space
Speaker 2: and moved your bed actually has more common sense than you.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm an idiot, that going knowledge.
Speaker 4: I'm an idiot. Why would you.
Speaker 2: Ruin your fucking fingers when you've just started to grow
Speaker 2: your nail when you could just shift the better? Bitch?
Speaker 4: I know, I don't know why I forget things.
Speaker 2: So wait, were you noticing the lack of knocking when
Speaker 2: you were cocking? No, we weren't.
Speaker 4: No, we weren't. We weren't doing it. No, no, no, we weren't.
Speaker 4: We were just talking and kissing, and I don't know.
Speaker 4: I put my hand on the headbod. We truly were
Speaker 4: not going at it, and it was four inches I'm
Speaker 4: talking like a solid gap from the wall.
Speaker 2: I'm not good with inches. How many centimeters is that.
Speaker 4: Eight? Yeah, eight centimeters from the wall. So that means
Speaker 4: either Rachel my sister, Mum Michelle or Mark my father
Speaker 4: have gone. We can hear my son having sex. So
Speaker 4: we're going to go down when he's out of the house,
Speaker 4: premeditated and move his bed. It's a two person job.
Speaker 4: That bed is heavy.
Speaker 2: Correct me if I'm wrong. The other side of the
Speaker 2: wall where your bed head is, yeah, is that not
Speaker 2: just the garage?
Speaker 4: Yes, it is the garage. Yes, well done.
Speaker 2: Well there's no one in there.
Speaker 5: So where's your sister to your room?
Speaker 2: The other so the BedHead wouldn't be directly hitting her wall, No,
Speaker 2: it'd be hitting.
Speaker 4: The garage wall. But above the garages Mum and dad's
Speaker 4: sweet your word.
Speaker 2: But also they're not directly above you.
Speaker 4: No, they're not directly above me.
Speaker 2: They're a bit further down.
Speaker 4: Said, I'm one hundred and seventeen kilos, so when I
Speaker 4: you know, it's it's a it's a solid thud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so to speak jinx. Also, thank god your
Speaker 2: parents don't ever rental. They wouldn't get the bond back
Speaker 2: if you're smacking that fucking wood against the wall. Has
Speaker 2: that left the mark?
Speaker 4: Well, it's yeah, it's like a good color bond paint.
Speaker 4: So it's actually done.
Speaker 2: For god, you move the bed yourself, or put a
Speaker 2: pull noodle back there or something.
Speaker 4: Actually, the other day it happened six and Dot Wiggins
Speaker 4: fell off the wall.
Speaker 2: The bespoke portrait I had sketched for you, Yes, in
Speaker 2: a gorgeous custom made frame that was like too under buck.
Speaker 4: Yea, it was the best gift I've ever given. But
Speaker 4: being given, it's being given.
Speaker 2: Yeah, best gif you've ever received?
Speaker 4: Yes, correct, speaking of receiving.
Speaker 2: But wait, I didn't know that she even made it
Speaker 2: to the wall, because every time I'm me at your house,
Speaker 2: I'm quite disgusted that my Dot Wiggans portrait isn't being
Speaker 2: hung with the pride.
Speaker 4: She's now on my wall anymore. No, not, Stephen, was
Speaker 4: actually you take her down? This awful woman staring at me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's a afforable, gorgeous correct correct correct, I
Speaker 4: A at the moment, but it's I just did survive
Speaker 4: the crash the Dot portrait, Yeah, no.
Speaker 2: It didn't didn't break it all, didn't break it all,
Speaker 2: solid solid portrait, Thank god, a solid portrait.
Speaker 4: My question to you is, though, are you two? Do
Speaker 4: I bring this up with my family?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right now, I get him on the phone.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to. No, I'm not. I'm not
Speaker 4: doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh well that settles that then, thanks for listening. Idiots. No,
Speaker 2: he won't bring it up with his family.
Speaker 4: I'm not bringing it up.
Speaker 2: Both, no fun today. She wouldn't drink the ship. You
Speaker 2: won't call your fucking sister and tell her stay out
Speaker 2: of your room.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it. Do you want me to do it? No, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing it.
Speaker 5: Would you like made it?
Speaker 4: Do it? Oh? You're spineless? No? Has this ever happened
Speaker 4: to you? And Sean?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: What about when you went back to the bog.
Speaker 2: And gate the bogan?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a gate.
Speaker 2: Well, in situations like that, I actually think that part
Speaker 2: of the thrill is trying to keep quiet because it
Speaker 2: feels more sneaky. We fucked in my brother's spare bed.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, his spare bed.
Speaker 2: Well, we weren't in his bed. You're in his house, yes,
Speaker 2: uh huh, yes, he needs a girlfriend. Lived together in Newcastle?
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, small bed. No, it was a queen, where's
Speaker 4: the craziest place you've ever done it?
Speaker 2: There's nowhere crazy?
Speaker 4: Always a bed?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Have you done the kitchen bench? No?
Speaker 2: Why would I do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, where's the craziest place? You fuck? Jenna?
Speaker 2: Oh, you don't want to know.
Speaker 4: Early in nineteen twelve, picture like.
Speaker 2: You know, the parent trap, how they stay in those
Speaker 2: huts in the woods. Yeah, not very soundproof.
Speaker 4: No, I can't imagine.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you.
Speaker 4: I can hear that. Jesus Christ. Paul Mitchell turned out
Speaker 4: like Amanda Bindes. He's lucky you didn't have to hearing that.
Speaker 4: Don't know what that has to do with anything anyway.
Speaker 4: I'm mortified, and it's upset me greatly, and I'm just
Speaker 4: going to leave it.
Speaker 2: It's upset you greatly. It just sounds like a very
Speaker 2: easy solution to, frankly, an annoying problem. I'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: why didn't I think of that?
Speaker 4: Yeah? But I just now have to face my parents
Speaker 4: with them knowing, because it's.
Speaker 2: Like, I don't reckon it was them. I reckon it
Speaker 2: was rap.
Speaker 4: You think it was right?
Speaker 2: Because I can't see how your parents would be bothered
Speaker 2: by it.
Speaker 1: I think Rachel has confided in my mom or dad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is awful, I say, fired up, Dante, we're
Speaker 2: getting your sister on the line.
Speaker 4: No, I don't want to. She's at work. She's a
Speaker 4: childcare worker. She's raising the next generation.
Speaker 2: I reckon child care is knocked off for the day.
Speaker 4: No they don't. They they got late parents, the late
Speaker 4: pick up.
Speaker 2: Oh that's after school care, different field altogether.
Speaker 4: Day it's different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I said. We actually just emphasized my point.
Speaker 2: Dante's got his he's in that jury duty. Speaking of
Speaker 2: whatever happened to your jury duty? I got canceled. I
Speaker 2: was furious, did it. I was going to go just
Speaker 2: for the audition, just for the pre selection day where
Speaker 2: they select the twelve jury out of like two hundred people.
Speaker 2: I was just going to go for that. And there's
Speaker 2: no fucking way that would have picked me. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: I it would have walked in there and said I'm
Speaker 2: an influencer, so they would have said get the fuck out.
Speaker 4: They would have got rid of you.
Speaker 2: But I still get paid to go to the audition,
Speaker 2: So I was going to do that, and then they
Speaker 2: just flat out canceled it all together. So I don't
Speaker 2: know what's going on to get paid at all. No,
Speaker 2: I didn't listen.
Speaker 4: If I was a killer that was guilty, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: want you. If I was a killer that was innocent,
Speaker 4: I would want you. Why well, because I think you'd
Speaker 4: be very thorough. And if I did it, I feel
Speaker 4: like you'd be able to pin it on me. But
Speaker 4: if I didn't do it, I'd feel like you'd be
Speaker 4: able to be able to read them. Yeah, of course, I.
Speaker 5: Feeling I could trust you.
Speaker 4: You're not very biased. You know you're not very I
Speaker 4: like to.
Speaker 2: Hear the facts you do. Apart from Panorama. I don't
Speaker 2: need the facts with that.
Speaker 4: I'm make sure. I drove through Panorama and I couldn't
Speaker 4: see the sign.
Speaker 2: Sign it's written in the grass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't see the written in.
Speaker 5: The words on the hill.
Speaker 4: I drove through Bathist. Also, there's a prison you drive
Speaker 4: there's some time you drive through and there was a
Speaker 4: man eating a sandwich in the prison lard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you're talking about baths, isn't that
Speaker 2: the cruelest fucking prison ever? Yes, The prison gates literally
Speaker 2: look out onto a golf course. All these people enjoying
Speaker 2: their freedom, having a leisurely day of golf and you're
Speaker 2: just looking at them through the prison fence, being like.
Speaker 4: Fuck, yeah, what's the prison mitch with the really ornate
Speaker 4: sandstone like it's got a massive fancy gait. It's on
Speaker 4: the way, pat.
Speaker 2: Do you think I am with prison?
Speaker 4: You're any Trish or something? Is there one that featured.
Speaker 2: That featured in prison? She collabbed with the Duster system.
Speaker 4: Of course, Ani Trish ex prison Reform. Oh, I don't know,
Speaker 4: sorry backpedaling.
Speaker 2: That's Mount Panorama. It's written in the grass. I didn't
Speaker 2: see it. I drove through Mount Panorama. You actually went
Speaker 2: on Mount Panorama in my Honda? You went round the
Speaker 2: race track?
Speaker 4: No, I went drove through it. What do you I like?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm actually trying to make sense of you, which
Speaker 2: you can understand the difficult task I have in my hands.
Speaker 4: I drove from Orange to Sydney and I drove past
Speaker 4: Mount Panorama.
Speaker 2: How'd you know it was Mount Panorama? I didn never
Speaker 2: written on it.
Speaker 4: My Google map said Mount Panorama. You can see it.
Speaker 2: I use way, Well, if you just turn your head
Speaker 2: physically and look out the fucking window.
Speaker 4: It right. I saw them mount, but I didn't see
Speaker 4: the wordage that sign is too low. You see the
Speaker 4: big banana?
Speaker 2: No you don't if the thing is way too small.
Speaker 4: It actually is not as big as I remember.
Speaker 2: I had the duck to get in. I'm not a
Speaker 2: tall person.
Speaker 4: No, yeah you did. Did you know that's a Chrury
Speaker 4: family brand that you know, the candy hut inside the
Speaker 4: big banana underneath the Gloalie shop. Yeah, I love that's
Speaker 4: a cheery family brand.
Speaker 5: Oh I sell the little banana thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah they do. Yeah, that's a true family business and
Speaker 4: a big benig a lot correct was here? They sold it.
Speaker 4: They live in Buffalo on the.
Speaker 2: Yeah gay too.
Speaker 4: Have I spoken about my two gay uncles?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Cool? Anyway, so what was your gay awakening? Random question? Oh,
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this when I was in Bogen
Speaker 2: gay because I didn't have gay uncles or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I can't remember the first gay couple I met. It
Speaker 2: wouldn't have been as a child, and so the only
Speaker 2: representation I had with that movie Billy Elliott, which was
Speaker 2: on Channel ten and one night and I watched it
Speaker 2: as a kid, and the two boys kissed and I
Speaker 2: was like, you can do that, Oh, Mitchell, that was
Speaker 2: my game?
Speaker 4: What was mine? What was my think? I wanted hay
Speaker 4: Mi Shenandy to blow each other for a briefe. I
Speaker 4: think everyone was wishing that.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I bet there's fucking fan fixed and what pad?
Speaker 4: Oh do you know what? No one's had sex in
Speaker 4: that near radio studio.
Speaker 2: I've got time, have you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, only eight minutes and six inches of headboards based
Speaker 4: and we're good to Why had sex? And the last one?
Speaker 4: I need to christen it?
Speaker 2: Did you?
Speaker 4: You saw it on camera? All most Mitch dialed in
Speaker 4: from home, saw me and my ex.
Speaker 2: In Oh nah, you weren't fucking but I do remember that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had sex in the studio that night?
Speaker 2: Was it that same night? Have I told this story
Speaker 2: in the podcast? Me?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I know you've told me personally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there was one time where you and your ex? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so Jenna, you know how this screen in front of
Speaker 2: me that controls all the cameras in the studio, you
Speaker 2: know you can remote into that? Yes, So I was
Speaker 2: remoted in because I don't know, Kyle and Jackie were
Speaker 2: doing a pre record or something and I left the
Speaker 2: tab open. So when it was like seven or eight
Speaker 2: at night, I went to shut down my laptop to
Speaker 2: go to bed. I was closing all the tabs, and
Speaker 2: as I opened the camera tab, there's cheery humping in
Speaker 2: the studio.
Speaker 4: Shut up, it wasn't humming.
Speaker 2: Were on and there was making out. There was straddling, and.
Speaker 4: We made out. That's all we did. We just kissed.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, you close your eyes right now, sure, and
Speaker 2: then I'll tell you when to open them, but only
Speaker 2: open them for two seconds because I closed it really quick.
Speaker 2: But in that two seconds, this is what I saw.
Speaker 2: Kiss me open. Okay, what did you just see?
Speaker 4: So what looked to be to beasts engaging in homo
Speaker 4: erotic eggs? You mounted? Jenna?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 4: We didn't. We just kissed. It's all we did.
Speaker 5: So who were you in that instance?
Speaker 4: She was?
Speaker 2: I was the ex Were you on top?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were on air, so you would have sitting there,
Speaker 2: and then as soon as you went to the ad break,
Speaker 2: it was just like, right, I hop on board?
Speaker 4: Shall we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Just I want to ask one question with all due respect,
Speaker 2: and this is not I'm not trying to be shady.
Speaker 2: I actually it just want to know the answer. I'll
Speaker 2: try and phrase it politely.
Speaker 4: Sure, what was the point of that story. It was
Speaker 4: just a personal story about my life.
Speaker 2: I thought we were getting to the bottom of who
Speaker 2: it was bottom anyway, wouldn't have either, no, no investigation.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, I thank you and your mum.
Speaker 4: Thanks.
Speaker 2: But they're both just jealous. Clearly my.
Speaker 4: What my be having sex?
Speaker 2: They wish their BedHead was getting threshed against the wall,
Speaker 2: not by you.
Speaker 4: Oh good, that's that was the inference there, No, it
Speaker 4: was it not.
Speaker 2: Everyone's mind goes to insects. You've always had this problem.
Speaker 2: We've spoken about this time and time again. I don't
Speaker 2: thinking of int.
Speaker 4: My favorite thing to do now is say something and
Speaker 4: then say, this isn't the first time we've discussed Jenna
Speaker 4: puming on the floor. This isn't the first time we've
Speaker 4: discussed this, and then no one can argue it. That fuck.
Speaker 4: They must have spoken about this off the cloud, Jinna.
Speaker 2: I hate to bring it up again, but could you
Speaker 2: stop shaving your pubes in the studio?
Speaker 4: All right, idiots, thank you so much for liking and subscribe.
Speaker 2: Thanks for bearing with us.
Speaker 4: Let's go. I hope this podcast so whod.
Speaker 2: No, No, we don't hope anything. Shut up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right where you will go because that I've
Speaker 4: never said that before in the world. That phrase never catch.
Speaker 2: Back for next Monday, there, Bethode, Can I just say sorry,
Speaker 2: I've touched ground with for Darn.
Speaker 4: We're emailing back and forth. We are trying to tee
Speaker 4: up a date with TikTok Superstuff for Darn as our
Speaker 4: first guest of the new season.
Speaker 2: I swear you said that in January, but we had
Speaker 2: a touch base we were on DMS.
Speaker 4: She's very hard to get hold of. She's a litigator.
Speaker 2: That's all right, all right, I'll believe this when I
Speaker 2: see it.
Speaker 4: She'll be staring right at you.
Speaker 5: Will she come in or will it be she'll come in?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Well, we'll catch it back on Monday. Idiot, thanksful listening,
Speaker 2: Love you, bye.
Speaker 1: Bye, Just me a podcast by a couple of images.
Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief A secret second on the end. Wow,
Speaker 2: A lot of that conversation could have been ad debrief.
Speaker 2: I did wonder if you'd forgotten at what point of.
Speaker 4: The show we were have actually forgotten the day and time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we just talked shit in the end even then.
Speaker 2: We've been doing that the whole time. Yeah, do you
Speaker 2: guys like my glasses?
Speaker 5: I do. I was looking at them before.
Speaker 2: What's the point of them if they did the blue light?
Speaker 4: Well, because I spend so much time in front of
Speaker 4: so many screens every studio that my headaches are coming back.
Speaker 4: You know how I used to get awful headaches. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I.
Speaker 2: Really big general like being worn down. Probably it probably is, Hey,
Speaker 2: you can't hurt.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to stop everything. So I invested in like
Speaker 4: good quality blue light glasses. But when you go into
Speaker 4: the sun, they go blue, like actually the tint blue.
Speaker 2: Oh like those transition les.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like a door.
Speaker 2: But I have resting with that hair too, But you
Speaker 2: will look like someone's auntie once they go.
Speaker 4: To transition with his hair, his hair, my whole life.
Speaker 2: Now, there's something about the glasses, the anti glasses that
Speaker 2: changes your hairstyles. See oh, he just got the glasses off.
Speaker 2: Different vibel together.
Speaker 4: What's this vibe, Jenna?
Speaker 2: He fucks yeah, and this vibe he makes a gorgeous
Speaker 2: pavel over.
Speaker 4: It would be trifle, really yeah, try them on. Let's okay,
Speaker 4: So your energy right.
Speaker 2: Now is well, I've got the same problem because I've
Speaker 2: got a bun right now it's a man bun. But
Speaker 2: when I put the glasses on, you tell me what
Speaker 2: you think case.
Speaker 4: A man bun? Oh my god, Oh Mitchell, you look
Speaker 4: like the Yearbook photo a lot from the eighties. Put
Speaker 4: them on the head. They're too big for your head.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Well sorry, I've got a big head. It's not personal,
Speaker 4: but yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: It changes my vibe completely on camera.
Speaker 4: You look really hot, Jenna. You try them on, please,
Speaker 4: But you can be a slutty nerd like Foody was like,
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, I know who fucks? Oh god, who does she
Speaker 2: look like? Who does she look like? Who does she
Speaker 2: look like?
Speaker 4: She looks like one of the lesbians from Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 2: I wait, I'm coming to me.
Speaker 4: You actually look like someone.
Speaker 2: The Babysitter and the Incredibles.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, the one I don't even eject glasses, Becky,
Speaker 4: you know she does. She got braces and Becky smile.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm thinking of the girl who holds the
Speaker 4: fish in Finding Nemo forget it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the I'm thinking of. Dahla Dahla. I
Speaker 2: don't know why, because The Babysitter and the Incredibles doesn't
Speaker 2: even have glasses.
Speaker 4: Now, but Jenny, you also look like looks like Edna Mode.
Speaker 4: No keeps you actually also look at the babysitter from
Speaker 4: the Incredibles.
Speaker 2: How a would the glasses make her look like the
Speaker 2: babysitter from the Incredibles?
Speaker 4: Totally?
Speaker 2: But the babysittering Incredibles doesn't have glasses. I don't know
Speaker 2: how this is like an animated character.
Speaker 4: It's a Mendela effect you do because you've got beautiful,
Speaker 4: big guys and features. Now you look like an incredible character.
Speaker 4: Not incredible by.
Speaker 5: All means, but the film franchise.
Speaker 2: Anyway. Can we wrap this up because, as you know,
Speaker 2: I'm unemployed and I haven't e to go to tonight.
Speaker 4: That's not what I said. Let's let's apologize.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what happened last week at an
Speaker 2: event that I went to? Rocky horror show?
Speaker 4: Yes, sounds good?
Speaker 2: Are either if you're watching Maths? No? Okay, well these
Speaker 2: will fallen deaf is. But basically, Sean's been watching Maths
Speaker 2: and he said to me, oh my god, that's Tristan.
Speaker 2: He's my favorite on Maths. Who He's not a fuck head.
Speaker 2: It's actually really lovely.
Speaker 4: That's always nice.
Speaker 2: One yeah, and so we go we have to say hi,
Speaker 2: and I said, all right, we can. We spoke to
Speaker 2: him and I was like, I would not have picked
Speaker 2: him for a maths contestant. It isn't a buffaired he's
Speaker 2: actually lovely. He was great anyway, Tristan, Tristan. This is
Speaker 2: how the interaction ended. He goes, anyway, you two lovely
Speaker 2: to meet you. Hey, let me know if you're ever
Speaker 2: up manly way. I work at Wolf Bar.
Speaker 4: I was like, you do not Wolf, the.
Speaker 2: One where I was nearly bashed.
Speaker 4: No, sure was hate crimed in that bar.
Speaker 2: If it weren't for the sturdy locks on those bathroom stores,
Speaker 2: I could have been bashed. There was a homofobe trying
Speaker 2: to bash the door.
Speaker 4: Now it was in the press, was in pink News.
Speaker 2: They wrote about it, and I was like, oh, you
Speaker 2: work there, do you? Tristan? Interesting? We told her the
Speaker 2: story and he said to come back, he'll look after us.
Speaker 4: That's nice. If he was, If he was nice to you,
Speaker 4: then you know what do they say? It's not one
Speaker 4: bad bot. One bad doesn't make the rest bad. There's
Speaker 4: an expression there like one bad stew doesn't make the
Speaker 4: restaurant shit hunt, right, that sounds right good if you
Speaker 4: could google, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, once again, she hasn't brought a laptop. She
Speaker 2: hasn't you have, I've got my I had to echo
Speaker 2: the same sentiment. But why is here today?
Speaker 4: We met?
Speaker 2: She refused to eat. She's not googling.
Speaker 4: You've actually been mildly quiet.
Speaker 5: I know it's just so bright in it for.
Speaker 4: Sake, Why don't we turn the lights off and see
Speaker 4: what happens?
Speaker 2: That's the strobe again.
Speaker 4: Do you want a tour of the rest of the building?
Speaker 2: Match?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what what's the rest of the building?
Speaker 4: What the rest of the radio station?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: I thought you meant other levels?
Speaker 4: No, well that your levels lettle sixteen were level seventeen.
Speaker 5: No, I mean like other comfort.
Speaker 2: That's thinking.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, guys, in a couple of weeks we
Speaker 4: have to go to Cokeland.
Speaker 2: I've Cokeland.
Speaker 5: Can I say something?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've been waiting all fucking show?
Speaker 2: Did you finally you don't have to ask to see?
Speaker 4: Which finally has happened?
Speaker 1: After you told me about that, I went to the
Speaker 1: concierge downstairs, lad, and he looked at me as if
Speaker 1: I was an idiot.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, it's not Cokeland. I just make that as
Speaker 4: a job.
Speaker 5: No, best to level thirteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you did say that we had access to, like
Speaker 2: we do a coke like level that is dedicated to
Speaker 2: like free coke and fucking bends.
Speaker 4: They've got every coke that's ever been made.
Speaker 5: He's never heard of anything like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, you got to level thirteen in
Speaker 4: this lift, and it says all access level thirteen. In fact,
Speaker 4: I interviewed Michelle Visage from Drag Race. She thought level
Speaker 4: thirteen was reception. So they just got in the lift.
Speaker 4: We got a call from her manager going, hey, we're
Speaker 4: at the Coke building. We're at level thirteen. Team. Well,
Speaker 4: like how Michelle Visage was in Cokeland.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right by the way called Cokeland.
Speaker 4: No, so this building that we're in, if you want
Speaker 4: to google it is the Coca Cola amatour building.
Speaker 2: Oh God, you're leading all our stalkers right to the
Speaker 2: fucking pray.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's all right. They can google it. And
Speaker 4: level thirteen is the coke level and they have all
Speaker 4: coke merch or coke products.
Speaker 5: You're allowed to go in.
Speaker 4: But yes, guys, I've been in there.
Speaker 5: I got free coke I asked the concierg. He looked
Speaker 5: at me as if I was an idiot.
Speaker 4: And you don't go to the concierge, you.
Speaker 2: Go, that's the next week's investigation. We'll it coke.
Speaker 4: Why don't we get the wireless road mics and we
Speaker 4: just investigate cokelane?
Speaker 2: Yes, but then what's the payoff? Jenna got a coke?
Speaker 4: J got a final coke?
Speaker 2: Yeah, now I'm really craving a soft drink. Fuck both
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 4: Well, it closes and it's already closed.
Speaker 2: Now if they're not just the soft drink fridge in
Speaker 2: the radio ground level? Yes, Oh what about the green room?
Speaker 4: Not allowed to touch it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Or what you're a guest, you can touch it because
Speaker 4: you're technically a contractor in this experience. Yeah, so yes,
Speaker 4: you can come in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I can go to level only people who
Speaker 2: work full time can access.
Speaker 5: I can go to level thirteen whenever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they close it like four or me.
Speaker 2: Can you have this discussion off the clown?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm just very curious because I've told everyone.
Speaker 2: There you have to verify your facts before your path through.
Speaker 4: I'm telling people that Coke Land, everyone's allowed to go
Speaker 4: and ride the roller coaster. Mit she's telling people that
Speaker 4: Mount Karama exists.
Speaker 2: No, it's Panorama.
Speaker 4: Sorry, my ra Panorama exists. We should go Yeah, great episode, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: Will it be on one of your best segments yet?
Speaker 2: That's not what you said at the time, but thank you.
Speaker 2: I'll copy it.
Speaker 4: As a provider in it, hated it, but as someone
Speaker 4: who can bring my brain as a listener, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: Wait till you see the video on Instagram of Oscar
Speaker 2: conncting it all. That'll make you sick knowing what it
Speaker 2: looked like before and then after.
Speaker 4: If it's great, let's all go collab. You too, Jenna,
Speaker 4: you spoke so much during.
Speaker 2: Literally all she did was go no, that's iggy No.
Speaker 2: As an experiment, one of these weeks when Jenna's away,
Speaker 2: we should just not acknowledge that she's away. But I'll
Speaker 2: just edit actions of hers in so they think that
Speaker 2: she's just there and not saying much.
Speaker 4: Okay, we should sign off, as we do every week,
Speaker 4: with a song.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking hell, Cherry, what are you doing to me today?
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all so we do. By the way,
Speaker 2: we did get a suggestion on the text line, you
Speaker 2: know how we've got? Is it just me Monday? Someone said,
Speaker 2: because Wednesday is more of a lucky dip. We don't
Speaker 2: just see Idym's. We do other random shit like willet Blenn.
Speaker 2: They suggested, what the fuck Wednesday?
Speaker 4: WTF Wednesday?
Speaker 2: No, what the fuck Wednesday?
Speaker 4: What if we have children listening, Well, that's up.
Speaker 2: To the parents whether they let us hear it or not.
Speaker 4: I don't think it is.
Speaker 2: You were the one just before saying do you reckon?
Speaker 4: I fuck when you look at me?
Speaker 2: And I've said Panorama about twenty times.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something. We have this listener of
Speaker 4: the show who I adore. She's in my family, she's
Speaker 4: married into the family, and she show yeah, our show.
Speaker 4: She subscribed to our show just to support it, or
Speaker 4: has listened to one episode or a couple episodes. Anyway,
Speaker 4: listen of course, because she's like, I'll support the new family.
Speaker 4: I remember Mitch. She puts on and she sent videos
Speaker 4: to us. I'm going to find them and post them
Speaker 4: on injuring idiots. She puts on for her kids, Coca
Speaker 4: melon for them to fall asleep. To podcasts. There's kids podcasts,
Speaker 4: but she hasn't finished a full episode of JEM, so
Speaker 4: what her phone does?
Speaker 2: Auto plays?
Speaker 4: That auto plays, So she's walked in to check on
Speaker 4: her top at one am to see if they're asleep.
Speaker 4: And there's me going, oh, fuck you, being like, oh shot,
Speaker 4: blue shot, I've never said that. I remember something bulgar
Speaker 4: you said.
Speaker 2: Oh God, most things I say, I told her, And
Speaker 2: yet that's what you came up.
Speaker 4: She sends footage. It's mortifying, and she goes, my kids
Speaker 4: are listening to these, you're indoctrinating me.
Speaker 2: And then there's Jenna going, I've poked on.
Speaker 4: Continual totally awful. So I apologize to that family or
Speaker 4: if that happens anyone else.
Speaker 2: A lot of people do listen with their kids. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: and they're like, I'm the mum, It's up to me
Speaker 2: totally all right. So if there are any kids listening right now,
Speaker 2: we just want to take the opportunity to say fuck
Speaker 2: you on quickly and go tell your teacher that you
Speaker 2: said the same thing.
Speaker 4: No, let's do sometimes today for them. I couldn't do
Speaker 4: he full four times four, he's eight, eight times eighties
Speaker 4: sixty three and sixty three times fouries too. Did you
Speaker 4: ever know that.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you what the way?
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 4: Why are we doing this now? Ick bin Mitchell? Hello there,
Speaker 4: my name is Mitchell. What about this?
Speaker 2: Igbinni gundubis do? I?
Speaker 4: Heis Mitchell? Vhi stoo? That's I am me? And you
Speaker 4: are you? I am Mitchell? Who are you?
Speaker 5: I thought it was a McDonald.
Speaker 4: Had a fun But it's the same rhythm, isn't it.
Speaker 4: They sampled it.
Speaker 2: If we hadn't already gone over time, I would play
Speaker 2: you both the mcloud's thought a thing off and I
Speaker 2: did last week, not last week week before.
Speaker 4: Where is it going? What are you doing with it?
Speaker 2: Well it's in the episode, but both of you fucked off.
Speaker 4: Oh someone messaged me about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really fun. You missed out. I was
Speaker 2: bummed you went there.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice?
Speaker 6: Was that?
Speaker 5: Pilarate's No, you weren't.
Speaker 4: You were standing right behind the door. I was documented
Speaker 4: by the video.
Speaker 5: On social media and then I went to Polaris of course.
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