WEBVTT - #149: Breakup Bullshit 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:01.360 This is. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:03.520 Just real. 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:09.320 I stood by a couple of mitches. Hello, Yeah, Delese 0:00:09.440 --> 0:00:13.239 yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. Would you 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:14.760 rather sit on a cake and eat a dick? Or 0:00:14.760 --> 0:00:15.840 sit on a dick and eat a cake? 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.079 Sit on a deck and eat a cake? 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.160 Absolutely? If you sit on the cake, you ruin it. 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.400 Do you think I'd have a waste a cake? By 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:28.600 sit No and Mitchell coups? Hello you? 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:29.800 Hello? 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:30.040 You? 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:32.360 Oh, your poor thing, your sick little dog. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:33.560 I'm not well. 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:37.360 Oh I'm soldiering on. What's wrong? You got the sniffle nose? 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:38.199 You got on? 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.440 It's just whatever's going around. Enough about me, let me 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:44.440 know what happened after last week you announced the breakup? 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:46.360 How'd you go with all the beautiful dms coming? 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:50.000 Oh my god, I just have to say how grateful 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:53.200 I am for our idiots and our audience. They pulled 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.680 me out of the darkness. That announcement. Going out on 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:57.600 the podcast was one of the hardest things I've ever 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:57.920 had to do. 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:58.640 Did you listen? 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:01.520 I didn't. I can't. Okay you, I know you sent 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:02.800 me the edit before it went to air. 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.679 Yeah, because you were a bit anxious about it. I 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:05.679 was like, let me know if you want me to 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.600 cut anything. Well not really. 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:09.800 Let's just preface it by saying I was very kind. 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:13.720 I was a three on the scale of how savage. 0:01:13.920 --> 0:01:15.880 Oh yeah, I could have dialed it right up to 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.920 an eleven, and maybe I'll get there one day. But 0:01:17.959 --> 0:01:20.399 I was very kind. And I just want to say 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.360 thank you from the bottom of my heart to all 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:25.800 the idiots that reached out. I seriously was shocked, Like 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:29.120 there were hundreds of messagesred hundreds. It was absolutely beautiful. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.720 I'm not going to shout out names because some were 0:01:31.760 --> 0:01:33.839 better than others, and there were a lot of spelling 0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:36.240 errors in some and they will send notes back. Don't worry, 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:38.760 I'll mark them. But oh my god, it made me 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:40.080 feel so loved and so warm. 0:01:40.319 --> 0:01:42.960 Were there any filthy messages as well? Because I did say, 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.640 now that you're single, you might have a few flirty 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.320 idiots oh into your DM. 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:49.480 My god, didn't waste a minute. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.080 By the way, prize Keeper Jenna, thanks for fucking rocking 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:52.680 up this week. 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:54.240 I'm bad High Price Keeper. 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:57.840 So much for ditching Mitch in That is hour of need. 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:58.320 No problem. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.280 The one time I need you to be a sympathetic 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:02.960 listener and you fuck off. 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.160 Yeah, well you didn't wish me happy birthday. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.720 I did wish you. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.360 I don't I sent you a personal message. 0:02:10.639 --> 0:02:13.680 Yeah, but there's no proof of that for everyone else you. 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:14.680 Can attest to it. 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:15.640 I don't know. 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.120 Did you see you set about that? 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:20.679 Yeah? Yeah, in my time of need you bring that up? Yes, 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:21.200 you bitch. 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:24.079 So we're all like struggled straight today. Thank god, we're 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:24.680 all fucked. 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.120 Yeah, let me let me want me read you some 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:26.680 of these dms. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:27.880 I got the Filthy one. 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:30.120 Well, they kind of helped because I just play some music. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.919 It's at elevated music. It's funny, it's kind of hot. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.480 You know, surely there's some sexy dad or something. You're 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:37.279 going to do a reenactment of the Filthy. 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.720 D hold on, Yeah, this isn't the right music, isn't. 0:02:41.919 --> 0:02:44.639 I feel like I'm in the appointment room of a doctors. 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:47.080 It's like the haberdashery section at Maya. 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:49.560 It is it really is? 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:50.400 Is that still around? 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:51.080 You know? 0:02:51.360 --> 0:02:56.320 Habitdashery? Okay? What about this? Sorry, that's wrong? 0:02:57.240 --> 0:03:00.640 What is that? I recognize that that pornhut? 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:03.799 What is that I'm sending that to the shot. 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:05.440 What what is that? 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.280 Oh, I've been I can hear that sound. I've been 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:11.040 using it every night the past few weeks. Here we go, sorry, 0:03:11.440 --> 0:03:13.040 here we go, horn music, Here you go. So these 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.640 are some of the messages that I got that have 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:19.119 really they've been really like heartwarming, to be honest. Someone 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:23.640 says heartwarming. Well, someone said to me, Mitch, when you 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.240 enter your slut era, I want to be the first 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.120 one to wrap my lips around your fat cock. 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:28.480 Oh. 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:33.280 Someone said to me, Hi, cutie, I've always wanted to 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.440 fuck you, but out of respect for Hayten, I never messaged, well, 0:03:36.480 --> 0:03:38.400 here we are with a wave emoji. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:39.200 That's quite nice. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.680 That nice, and that's lovely. Another one says, you're spectacular. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.240 You will find someone that respects you, and until then 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:51.720 I will happily take your loads loads, multiple loads. In fact. 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:56.000 Wow. I mean we've been doing this podcast for nearly 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:58.000 four years. I was single for three of those and 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.480 I got nothing like that. 0:04:00.200 --> 0:04:02.000 Daddy, just out of the blue. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:02.680 I'm notady. 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.840 I don't mind it. Yeah, I mind it. Accept that 0:04:05.920 --> 0:04:08.640 I've got a couple of photos, I've received a couple 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:12.960 of videos, and I just want to say all joke, Yes, 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:13.320 they did. 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:16.800 They did want to see one, not particular. Okay, I 0:04:16.800 --> 0:04:18.719 don't think you're supposed to show other people's nudes. 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.480 Oh why didn't say? But it was a disappearing photo. 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:23.320 I would have drawn a piece of paper for you. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:26.760 I will preface this by saying, I don't want to 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.360 be with anyone. I'm deeply sad. 0:04:29.160 --> 0:04:33.159 But you've got someone when the slut era strike, I. 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:34.960 Just could never. I don't want to even touch anyone. 0:04:35.000 --> 0:04:37.880 I'm such a romantic. I'm so heartbroken by by the 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:40.000 relationship ending and by Eden, and even though it was 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:42.320 my choice, I'm so I'm actually very sad. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:45.599 Oh shit, I've got a break up related segment later. 0:04:45.680 --> 0:04:46.640 Is that going to be a good thing or a 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:47.560 bad thing for you right now? 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.800 No, it's okay. I'm working through it. I'm better. But 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.719 you know, when you get hurt, your questions, everything throws 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.440 everything into you know, into question. 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.200 You've got a gorgeous aura this week, do I? Like 0:05:00.240 --> 0:05:02.719 I said last week, I get a different Mitch every week. 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:05.920 Sometimes you're furious, sometimes you're devastated. I'm feeling a bit 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.760 of chaos coming from you today, really too? 0:05:08.880 --> 0:05:11.440 Oh my god, I go I've been flirting hard. There's 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:14.400 like three that I've been flirting with, but I don't 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:14.960 want to do anything. 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:15.239 Sorry. 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:19.880 Of our listeners, one is a listener. Someone was flirting 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:21.359 with me and I don't know what came over me. 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:22.600 They called me daddy and I said, I'll fly you 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:23.159 to Sydney. 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.080 Oh it's terrible. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:26.360 I don't have a budget for that. 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.640 In the same breath you have said I'm not ready, 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:32.240 I'm still heartbroken, and now you're also offering to fly 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.479 your twink bitches here, Noddy. 0:05:34.839 --> 0:05:37.160 Can I just say something? Can I say something? This 0:05:37.240 --> 0:05:40.800 is my breakup advice. If you have been hurt and 0:05:41.720 --> 0:05:44.400 the breakup is done and you're feeling sad, some of 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.560 the best things to get me out of it is 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:50.000 a little flirt. It actually does, it really does. It 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:52.800 makes you feel that you you know you can get 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.480 back up. I mean a harmless flirt, of course, is beautiful. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:58.640 Don't accidentally lead anyone on and they're like, I've packed, 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:01.599 I've got my carry on fid no, but yeah, check 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.719 flirt is harmless. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:06.600 I'm on my healing journey. I've joined a gym, I'm 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.840 walking every time, doing mental health walks. I've got headspace 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:15.680 the app. I bought a yoga mat. I'm having proteint 0:06:16.080 --> 0:06:16.640 sit on it. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.520 You should come to one of my bar classes. You'd 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:21.240 love it. 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:22.599 Are you starting to be a lawyer? 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:27.440 The ai E is how you spell that? Yeah, it's 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.760 like a it's like a hybrid between. Actually, Jenny, you'd 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:34.480 love it too, because I'd say it's a hybrid between yoga, zumba, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:35.120 and ballet. 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:36.800 I love that. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:39.240 Now I'm walking, I'm in my mental health walk. I 0:06:39.279 --> 0:06:41.159 walk King Street in Newtown every morning. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:46.159 Dreadful to walk down to try and killing your mental health. 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:50.839 I will say that's so true. I was walking it 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.719 this morning and I had to step around a poor 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.240 homeless man begging for money. And then I almost hit 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:57.840 a seagull don't know what the fuck it was doing 0:06:57.839 --> 0:06:59.760 in the middle of the CBD. And then I fell 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.400 into a bookstore. I'm like, this is awful. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.159 Yeah, it's so cluttered and loud, and no, that's not 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.800 a good place to cleanse your mind. 0:07:06.920 --> 0:07:07.120 No. 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:09.560 And then there's that fuck off giant chemists warehouse that 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.560 I walk past. I always get so tempted to go in. 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:14.440 Yeah, I do love a chemistry I love a chemist's warehouse. 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:18.440 Anyway, I'm on the path to recovery, still deeply sad, but. 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.680 Just take any other path than King's threat in Newtown 0:07:20.720 --> 0:07:21.240 play ture. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:22.360 That's true. 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:26.040 I also, yeah, I'm thanking the listeners. It's kept me 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:27.760 a lot of company, It's made me really happy. But 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:29.280 then I want to thank you Mitchell and of course 0:07:29.280 --> 0:07:32.000 you Jenna. But you've both been very, very great friends 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:33.600 to me in this time, which is really nice. 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:34.800 That's no neat to thank us. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.640 No, it's true, And that's the one more advice because actually, 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.240 that's funny. The messages that I got a lot of 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.200 kids are going for kids like I'm fucking seventy seven, 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:46.080 I'm Santra at Westfield and people are coming up on 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:50.160 my lap. Well, that'll be happening very soon. People have 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:52.680 been saying that they're also going through breakups and you 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:54.760 go and that they're also queer and having this angle, 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:57.200 and you know, it hit me. All the content that 0:07:57.240 --> 0:08:01.080 we watch as gay people is fucking loves. Then they're happy, 0:08:01.120 --> 0:08:02.600 and then they break up for a day, and then 0:08:02.640 --> 0:08:04.480 they fall back in love on a roller coaster that 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:05.120 same night. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.360 But then on the flip side. People always complain that 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:12.080 every movie TV show. Every LGBTQ story usually ends in 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.760 tragedy like Broke Back Mountain and stuff, So how do 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:15.160 they win? 0:08:15.280 --> 0:08:17.240 I know, no, it's true, but also that's such a 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:21.160 part of the gay storyline, like aids, the age pandemic, 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.320 the tragedy that was there, which is important to learn about. 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.000 But I just think hearing real stories about actual heartbreak 0:08:27.000 --> 0:08:30.160 and trauma is good. So for the next couple of weeks, yeah, 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:31.680 I'm probably just going to be Dad in the dumps 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.280 and talking about it. But that's my way of healing, 0:08:34.360 --> 0:08:35.520 getting through it exactly. 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:38.800 It's like our contraceptive diaphram. Sam actually spoke to me 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.800 and put it quite beautifully. He goes. Cherry made a 0:08:41.840 --> 0:08:43.800 great point when he said that there aren't many like 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.720 queer breakup stories out there in the media. You said 0:08:46.720 --> 0:08:49.320 it was barren. You couldn't find any stories to relate 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.200 to to sort of be a comfort during this period, 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.640 And he said, people forget when they're fighting for equal 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:58.160 love that that also comes with equal heartbreak. Oh that 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:01.200 is so well seen, beautiful bird, Sam. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:04.679 He's very well said. Sam couldn't have said it better. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.480 He also said that your breakup announcement segment was the 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:12.360 best thing we've ever done on the podcast. On I 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:14.839 was like, I thought it was great, but the best 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:15.960 thing we've ever done well. 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.240 I mean, I will say I got messages from people 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:20.720 that haven't listened to the podcast in a long time, 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.160 and I mean, Delta fucking Goodroom sent me a heart emoji. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:25.520 She's not listening to Is it just me? The podcast? 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:28.640 This is a rating success and I now will reveal 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.640 that Hayte and I are still together and it's all 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:31.679 been a ratings point. 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.040 Oh god, imagine how much trouble you'd getting. People would 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:37.120 hate that. 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:42.880 All the pranks a social experiment sponsored by Baraka some bullshit. Anyway, 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.319 how are you guys talking about you? Mitch? Can I say, Jenna, 0:09:45.520 --> 0:09:48.520 Mitch as as sick as he is, he looks good. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:49.000 He's tan? 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:50.800 Yeah, you are very tan. 0:09:51.160 --> 0:09:51.480 Yeah. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:53.880 It's always the days that I'm feeling the worst that 0:09:53.920 --> 0:09:56.240 I get the most compliments on how I look. Like 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:59.160 one time I came to work here full mid mental 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:02.280 breakdown and was like, you're glowing. It's like, what the 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:06.720 fuck are you talking about? It's the tears. I haven't 0:10:06.760 --> 0:10:09.280 been crying, but like I've just got that annoying blocked 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.760 no situation. So sorry if I sound yuck on the 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:12.440 podcast today. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:15.640 But anyway, your issue, Jenna, we both got one. 0:10:15.679 --> 0:10:17.960 We're still fucked off at us about forgetting a birthday. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.720 Well I've said it, just forget mine comes September. Then 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:22.240 we're all even with each other and we can move. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.079 To a good friend. 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:25.560 No. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:29.480 You said that about Jenna when we forgot your birthday. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:31.360 So no, no, no, But now we're equal. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.480 What did you do for your birthday? Go? 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.559 I did nothing because both. 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:38.240 Of you forgot. We also didn't get an invite. 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.800 To be fair, yes we didn't. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.599 So what exactly how are we to know? 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.880 Yeah, good point, Mitchell. 0:10:45.080 --> 0:10:48.040 In many ways, it's your fault. Play the gas lighting, 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:49.880 Jenni seine because that is so fun what I just 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:52.120 said to her, making it seem like. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:54.080 It's her fault. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.079 Jenner, it's your fault we forgot your big birthday event. 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:00.800 I apologize once, apologize again. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:02.240 Oh Jenna, are we love? 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:03.840 I'm so sorry I didn't tell you. 0:11:04.320 --> 0:11:06.080 I did bring chockings for you last week, but you 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:07.880 didn't fucking rock up to the episode. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:08.880 That I had to eat them all because I was 0:11:08.920 --> 0:11:11.160 announcing your life event that you didn't fucking turn up 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:16.000 for you, bitch anyway, I'm accepting nudes, Mitchell's accepting strep sels, 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:20.560 and Jenna is accepting condolences. It's your first time listening? 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:22.720 Is it just me? Every week we start the show 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:25.280 the same way, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:26.320 Someone said it is it just me? 0:11:26.400 --> 0:11:26.560 To me? 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:28.480 And is it just me? On the fly? But do 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.640 you guys waffle on for too long before you get 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:32.600 to the I gyms? The show is called is it 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.000 just me? You should do them first? And I shaid, 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.360 do them first, That's what I said, But I don't 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:38.199 like the little intro. 0:11:38.840 --> 0:11:40.560 The open area is supposed to be like two to 0:11:40.600 --> 0:11:43.319 three minutes. It has been as long as fifteen minutes 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.520 before before we actually start this one for me long, 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.960 but I was how fucking abrupt would it be if 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:49.240 every episode just started with. 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:52.720 Is it just me? 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:55.840 Are we just not gonna welcome you? Say hello? Nothing? 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.320 Even worse? Even worse? What if we started it like 0:11:58.320 --> 0:11:59.040 these ready. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:00.760 It is? 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:03.880 And spiritual coups? 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:05.679 Hi you hi? 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:06.800 You? 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:11.960 Is it just me? Break ups? 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:12.240 Hard? 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:16.240 Stupid? 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.200 Who the fuck sent that foot? Is that what you want? 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:22.280 Is that really what you want we know what's good 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.400 for you. All right, let's start. 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:27.440 I'm almost obliged to make the opener even longer today 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:28.160 out of spite. 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:29.640 I mean, I can make it longer if you want 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:32.720 to drag things out. I'm going on to Fiji very soon. 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:34.440 Oh you really? When? 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:39.640 Well, I've I've I've told my ex let's call him that. 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:42.319 Wow and Emerger you refer to him as the ex before. 0:12:42.160 --> 0:12:44.680 To get out of the house. He's living with his morm. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:48.240 He kicked him out, and I've said I'm moving out 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:51.320 to greener pastures and I'm going to Fiji. So you 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:53.120 pack your shit while I'm in Fiji. When I get back, 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:54.240 a better be an empty house. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.960 Okay, Powerful? When are you going to Fiji? 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:59.400 Two weeks first week of July? 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.160 Did say you were going last week? 0:13:01.200 --> 0:13:03.040 It was meant to be Cook Islands? Yeah, okay, but 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:04.959 it fell through. I'm not a Cook. 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:07.760 Is that the one they changed the name of. 0:13:08.679 --> 0:13:10.440 No, I think that's Fraser Fraser Island. 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:11.240 Knew one of the islands. 0:13:11.520 --> 0:13:12.440 Did they change their name? 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:14.640 Oh? They made it their traditional indigenous one because they 0:13:14.640 --> 0:13:17.199 found out that Phraser was a dog back in the day. 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:18.719 Yeah, he's in Fraser on the one with all the 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:19.240 ding guys. 0:13:19.640 --> 0:13:20.120 I don't know. 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:24.480 Long enough for you guys. 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:26.000 No, I think let's go a bit longer. 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.440 Should we talk about geopolitical conflicts in the Ukraine? 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.720 Let's start the show. I will say that I've got 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:34.800 a holiday story of mine coming out. Oh, I was 0:13:34.920 --> 0:13:39.280 stalked in Alice Springs. Oh my, your poor fiend by 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:42.320 a rabbit fan. I wouldn't have said rabbit, but in 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:42.640 a way. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:45.400 Yes, Okay, Well should I go first? Another lot of 0:13:45.400 --> 0:13:46.679 fucking talking about me? Do you want to go first? 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:47.240 Should I go? Yeah? 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:48.320 Do you want to go with your Is it just me? 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:55.440 First? Yeah, let's go. Is it just me? Is the 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.760 part where you have to rebook another appointment with a 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.319 doctor or any of the most awkward part of the 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.760 whole experience I was in, Like you're on your way out, 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:07.439 on your way out, you to book a second appointment, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.560 and then you have to go through every personal event 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:11.880 in your life as if they give a shit. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:13.719 Yeah, I find that really specful, but they'll go. 0:14:13.840 --> 0:14:15.160 Can you do fright of the twelfth? And I go 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.120 front of the twelfth? I've got a haircut. I okay, 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:20.720 what about the nineteenth the nineteenth st Tuesday. It is, Oh, 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:23.040 it's my mum's six seth, you're a happy birthday. Thanks. Yeah, 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:25.680 we've just been to Hawaii. Oh beautiful. March the ninth. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.760 March the ninth, I do have a dental appointment in 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:30.920 the morning of the afternoon, she's doing root canal, Like, 0:14:30.960 --> 0:14:31.480 they don't. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:31.800 Give a shit. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:33.880 Why do I tell her these details? 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:37.560 What about when they're trying to book my comedy shows. Yeah, 0:14:37.640 --> 0:14:39.600 they're booking my Perth show at the moment. And they 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.160 said to me, Mitchell, what are you doing in November? 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.840 How about I know, let's just assume probably nothing. I 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:49.120 don't think that far ahead. 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:51.280 I agree, they think we have our lives so planned. 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:52.920 They go, now, we're going to rebook you for December. 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:59.440 Will the twelfth work? Yep, it will like incidentally. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.000 Double book and book And you're like, oh, it doesn't 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:01.480 ring a bell, It's probably fine, but. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:03.040 You know what I mean, it's just so awkward. And 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:05.480 then no one's ever invested, Like I don't care. They 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.720 just want to book in the appointment and fuck you off. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:10.600 I mean, personally, I don't actually go through my family 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.080 events and like I don't read out my calendar. I 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:17.760 just go, um, oh, let me look just a sec. Oh, 0:15:17.840 --> 0:15:20.320 actually is Tuesday? Okay. I don't read out what I've 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:22.440 got on in the calendar. I think that's just you. 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:26.160 Oh tell me everything six you And she loves pancoa. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.080 Can't you get the recott of cake? Don't get recorded. 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:29.840 She's got ibs right, she comes to the same GP. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:31.320 I'm like, you're right, doctor, start at the man. 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.800 God, there's just so many people like that though. I'm 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.600 going to read you a text exchange I had with 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:36.520 Talita yesterday. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.800 Salivo be a big fan of the pod lo. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:41.080 All the co hosts. I'm not my cup of tea loodcast. 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:44.760 I said to her, oh, is this your week off 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.920 between jobs? And she goes, yes, it is, And I said, gorgeous, 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.040 Let's hang out one day and she goes, yes, let's 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.200 I'm driving with Emily right now to get a price 0:15:52.240 --> 0:15:54.280 sing gun for twenty dollars because I'm selling my clothes 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.680 tomorrow night. I have my official proper leaving work drinks 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:59.840 and this weekend I'm helping my mum with her button sale. 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:02.520 And I just replied, why are you telling me any 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.520 of this? And she goes, I don't know. I just 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:07.440 haven't told anyone, so the words for lout and now 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:08.080 they're yours. 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.120