Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just real.
Speaker 3: I stood by a couple of mitches. Hello, Yeah, Delese
Speaker 3: yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. Would you
Speaker 3: rather sit on a cake and eat a dick? Or
Speaker 3: sit on a dick and eat a cake?
Speaker 4: Sit on a deck and eat a cake?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? If you sit on the cake, you ruin it.
Speaker 3: Do you think I'd have a waste a cake? By
Speaker 3: sit No and Mitchell coups? Hello you?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: Oh, your poor thing, your sick little dog.
Speaker 4: I'm not well.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm soldiering on. What's wrong? You got the sniffle nose?
Speaker 2: You got on?
Speaker 4: It's just whatever's going around. Enough about me, let me
Speaker 4: know what happened after last week you announced the breakup?
Speaker 4: How'd you go with all the beautiful dms coming?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I just have to say how grateful
Speaker 3: I am for our idiots and our audience. They pulled
Speaker 3: me out of the darkness. That announcement. Going out on
Speaker 3: the podcast was one of the hardest things I've ever
Speaker 3: had to do.
Speaker 4: Did you listen?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I can't. Okay you, I know you sent
Speaker 3: me the edit before it went to air.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you were a bit anxious about it. I
Speaker 4: was like, let me know if you want me to
Speaker 4: cut anything. Well not really.
Speaker 3: Let's just preface it by saying I was very kind.
Speaker 3: I was a three on the scale of how savage.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could have dialed it right up to
Speaker 3: an eleven, and maybe I'll get there one day. But
Speaker 3: I was very kind. And I just want to say
Speaker 3: thank you from the bottom of my heart to all
Speaker 3: the idiots that reached out. I seriously was shocked, Like
Speaker 3: there were hundreds of messagesred hundreds. It was absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to shout out names because some were
Speaker 3: better than others, and there were a lot of spelling
Speaker 3: errors in some and they will send notes back. Don't worry,
Speaker 3: I'll mark them. But oh my god, it made me
Speaker 3: feel so loved and so warm.
Speaker 4: Were there any filthy messages as well? Because I did say,
Speaker 4: now that you're single, you might have a few flirty
Speaker 4: idiots oh into your DM.
Speaker 3: My god, didn't waste a minute.
Speaker 4: By the way, prize Keeper Jenna, thanks for fucking rocking
Speaker 4: up this week.
Speaker 3: I'm bad High Price Keeper.
Speaker 4: So much for ditching Mitch in That is hour of need.
Speaker 6: No problem.
Speaker 3: The one time I need you to be a sympathetic
Speaker 3: listener and you fuck off.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you didn't wish me happy birthday.
Speaker 2: I did wish you.
Speaker 3: I don't I sent you a personal message.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but there's no proof of that for everyone else you.
Speaker 3: Can attest to it.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Did you see you set about that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, in my time of need you bring that up? Yes,
Speaker 3: you bitch.
Speaker 4: So we're all like struggled straight today. Thank god, we're
Speaker 4: all fucked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me let me want me read you some
Speaker 3: of these dms.
Speaker 4: I got the Filthy one.
Speaker 3: Well, they kind of helped because I just play some music.
Speaker 3: It's at elevated music. It's funny, it's kind of hot.
Speaker 4: You know, surely there's some sexy dad or something. You're
Speaker 4: going to do a reenactment of the Filthy.
Speaker 3: D hold on, Yeah, this isn't the right music, isn't.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm in the appointment room of a doctors.
Speaker 4: It's like the haberdashery section at Maya.
Speaker 2: It is it really is?
Speaker 4: Is that still around?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 3: Habitdashery? Okay? What about this? Sorry, that's wrong?
Speaker 4: What is that? I recognize that that pornhut?
Speaker 3: What is that I'm sending that to the shot.
Speaker 2: What what is that?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've been I can hear that sound. I've been
Speaker 3: using it every night the past few weeks. Here we go, sorry,
Speaker 3: here we go, horn music, Here you go. So these
Speaker 3: are some of the messages that I got that have
Speaker 3: really they've been really like heartwarming, to be honest. Someone
Speaker 3: says heartwarming. Well, someone said to me, Mitch, when you
Speaker 3: enter your slut era, I want to be the first
Speaker 3: one to wrap my lips around your fat cock.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: Someone said to me, Hi, cutie, I've always wanted to
Speaker 3: fuck you, but out of respect for Hayten, I never messaged, well,
Speaker 3: here we are with a wave emoji.
Speaker 6: That's quite nice.
Speaker 3: That nice, and that's lovely. Another one says, you're spectacular.
Speaker 3: You will find someone that respects you, and until then
Speaker 3: I will happily take your loads loads, multiple loads. In fact.
Speaker 4: Wow. I mean we've been doing this podcast for nearly
Speaker 4: four years. I was single for three of those and
Speaker 4: I got nothing like that.
Speaker 3: Daddy, just out of the blue.
Speaker 6: I'm notady.
Speaker 3: I don't mind it. Yeah, I mind it. Accept that
Speaker 3: I've got a couple of photos, I've received a couple
Speaker 3: of videos, and I just want to say all joke, Yes,
Speaker 3: they did.
Speaker 4: They did want to see one, not particular. Okay, I
Speaker 4: don't think you're supposed to show other people's nudes.
Speaker 3: Oh why didn't say? But it was a disappearing photo.
Speaker 3: I would have drawn a piece of paper for you.
Speaker 3: I will preface this by saying, I don't want to
Speaker 3: be with anyone. I'm deeply sad.
Speaker 4: But you've got someone when the slut era strike, I.
Speaker 3: Just could never. I don't want to even touch anyone.
Speaker 3: I'm such a romantic. I'm so heartbroken by by the
Speaker 3: relationship ending and by Eden, and even though it was
Speaker 3: my choice, I'm so I'm actually very sad.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I've got a break up related segment later.
Speaker 4: Is that going to be a good thing or a
Speaker 4: bad thing for you right now?
Speaker 3: No, it's okay. I'm working through it. I'm better. But
Speaker 3: you know, when you get hurt, your questions, everything throws
Speaker 3: everything into you know, into question.
Speaker 4: You've got a gorgeous aura this week, do I? Like
Speaker 4: I said last week, I get a different Mitch every week.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you're furious, sometimes you're devastated. I'm feeling a bit
Speaker 4: of chaos coming from you today, really too?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I go I've been flirting hard. There's
Speaker 3: like three that I've been flirting with, but I don't
Speaker 3: want to do anything.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 3: Of our listeners, one is a listener. Someone was flirting
Speaker 3: with me and I don't know what came over me.
Speaker 3: They called me daddy and I said, I'll fly you
Speaker 3: to Sydney.
Speaker 6: Oh it's terrible.
Speaker 3: I don't have a budget for that.
Speaker 4: In the same breath you have said I'm not ready,
Speaker 4: I'm still heartbroken, and now you're also offering to fly
Speaker 4: your twink bitches here, Noddy.
Speaker 3: Can I just say something? Can I say something? This
Speaker 3: is my breakup advice. If you have been hurt and
Speaker 3: the breakup is done and you're feeling sad, some of
Speaker 3: the best things to get me out of it is
Speaker 3: a little flirt. It actually does, it really does. It
Speaker 3: makes you feel that you you know you can get
Speaker 3: back up. I mean a harmless flirt, of course, is beautiful.
Speaker 4: Don't accidentally lead anyone on and they're like, I've packed,
Speaker 4: I've got my carry on fid no, but yeah, check
Speaker 4: flirt is harmless.
Speaker 3: I'm on my healing journey. I've joined a gym, I'm
Speaker 3: walking every time, doing mental health walks. I've got headspace
Speaker 3: the app. I bought a yoga mat. I'm having proteint
Speaker 3: sit on it.
Speaker 4: You should come to one of my bar classes. You'd
Speaker 4: love it.
Speaker 3: Are you starting to be a lawyer?
Speaker 4: The ai E is how you spell that? Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like a it's like a hybrid between. Actually, Jenny, you'd
Speaker 4: love it too, because I'd say it's a hybrid between yoga, zumba,
Speaker 4: and ballet.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 3: Now I'm walking, I'm in my mental health walk. I
Speaker 3: walk King Street in Newtown every morning.
Speaker 4: Dreadful to walk down to try and killing your mental health.
Speaker 3: I will say that's so true. I was walking it
Speaker 3: this morning and I had to step around a poor
Speaker 3: homeless man begging for money. And then I almost hit
Speaker 3: a seagull don't know what the fuck it was doing
Speaker 3: in the middle of the CBD. And then I fell
Speaker 3: into a bookstore. I'm like, this is awful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so cluttered and loud, and no, that's not
Speaker 4: a good place to cleanse your mind.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: And then there's that fuck off giant chemists warehouse that
Speaker 3: I walk past. I always get so tempted to go in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do love a chemistry I love a chemist's warehouse.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I'm on the path to recovery, still deeply sad, but.
Speaker 4: Just take any other path than King's threat in Newtown
Speaker 4: play ture.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 3: I also, yeah, I'm thanking the listeners. It's kept me
Speaker 3: a lot of company, It's made me really happy. But
Speaker 3: then I want to thank you Mitchell and of course
Speaker 3: you Jenna. But you've both been very, very great friends
Speaker 3: to me in this time, which is really nice.
Speaker 4: That's no neat to thank us.
Speaker 3: No, it's true, And that's the one more advice because actually,
Speaker 3: that's funny. The messages that I got a lot of
Speaker 3: kids are going for kids like I'm fucking seventy seven,
Speaker 3: I'm Santra at Westfield and people are coming up on
Speaker 3: my lap. Well, that'll be happening very soon. People have
Speaker 3: been saying that they're also going through breakups and you
Speaker 3: go and that they're also queer and having this angle,
Speaker 3: and you know, it hit me. All the content that
Speaker 3: we watch as gay people is fucking loves. Then they're happy,
Speaker 3: and then they break up for a day, and then
Speaker 3: they fall back in love on a roller coaster that
Speaker 3: same night.
Speaker 4: But then on the flip side. People always complain that
Speaker 4: every movie TV show. Every LGBTQ story usually ends in
Speaker 4: tragedy like Broke Back Mountain and stuff, So how do
Speaker 4: they win?
Speaker 3: I know, no, it's true, but also that's such a
Speaker 3: part of the gay storyline, like aids, the age pandemic,
Speaker 3: the tragedy that was there, which is important to learn about.
Speaker 3: But I just think hearing real stories about actual heartbreak
Speaker 3: and trauma is good. So for the next couple of weeks, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm probably just going to be Dad in the dumps
Speaker 3: and talking about it. But that's my way of healing,
Speaker 3: getting through it exactly.
Speaker 4: It's like our contraceptive diaphram. Sam actually spoke to me
Speaker 4: and put it quite beautifully. He goes. Cherry made a
Speaker 4: great point when he said that there aren't many like
Speaker 4: queer breakup stories out there in the media. You said
Speaker 4: it was barren. You couldn't find any stories to relate
Speaker 4: to to sort of be a comfort during this period,
Speaker 4: And he said, people forget when they're fighting for equal
Speaker 4: love that that also comes with equal heartbreak. Oh that
Speaker 4: is so well seen, beautiful bird, Sam.
Speaker 3: He's very well said. Sam couldn't have said it better.
Speaker 4: He also said that your breakup announcement segment was the
Speaker 4: best thing we've ever done on the podcast. On I
Speaker 4: was like, I thought it was great, but the best
Speaker 4: thing we've ever done well.
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say I got messages from people
Speaker 3: that haven't listened to the podcast in a long time,
Speaker 3: and I mean, Delta fucking Goodroom sent me a heart emoji.
Speaker 3: She's not listening to Is it just me? The podcast?
Speaker 3: This is a rating success and I now will reveal
Speaker 3: that Hayte and I are still together and it's all
Speaker 3: been a ratings point.
Speaker 4: Oh god, imagine how much trouble you'd getting. People would
Speaker 4: hate that.
Speaker 3: All the pranks a social experiment sponsored by Baraka some bullshit. Anyway,
Speaker 3: how are you guys talking about you? Mitch? Can I say, Jenna,
Speaker 3: Mitch as as sick as he is, he looks good.
Speaker 3: He's tan?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you are very tan.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's always the days that I'm feeling the worst that
Speaker 4: I get the most compliments on how I look. Like
Speaker 4: one time I came to work here full mid mental
Speaker 4: breakdown and was like, you're glowing. It's like, what the
Speaker 4: fuck are you talking about? It's the tears. I haven't
Speaker 4: been crying, but like I've just got that annoying blocked
Speaker 4: no situation. So sorry if I sound yuck on the
Speaker 4: podcast today.
Speaker 3: But anyway, your issue, Jenna, we both got one.
Speaker 4: We're still fucked off at us about forgetting a birthday.
Speaker 3: Well I've said it, just forget mine comes September. Then
Speaker 3: we're all even with each other and we can move.
Speaker 4: To a good friend.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: You said that about Jenna when we forgot your birthday.
Speaker 6: So no, no, no, But now we're equal.
Speaker 3: What did you do for your birthday? Go?
Speaker 6: I did nothing because both.
Speaker 4: Of you forgot. We also didn't get an invite.
Speaker 3: To be fair, yes we didn't.
Speaker 4: So what exactly how are we to know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good point, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: In many ways, it's your fault. Play the gas lighting,
Speaker 4: Jenni seine because that is so fun what I just
Speaker 4: said to her, making it seem like.
Speaker 6: It's her fault.
Speaker 3: Jenner, it's your fault we forgot your big birthday event.
Speaker 4: I apologize once, apologize again.
Speaker 3: Oh Jenna, are we love?
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.
Speaker 4: I did bring chockings for you last week, but you
Speaker 4: didn't fucking rock up to the episode.
Speaker 3: That I had to eat them all because I was
Speaker 3: announcing your life event that you didn't fucking turn up
Speaker 3: for you, bitch anyway, I'm accepting nudes, Mitchell's accepting strep sels,
Speaker 3: and Jenna is accepting condolences. It's your first time listening?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Every week we start the show
Speaker 3: the same way, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: Someone said it is it just me?
Speaker 7: To me?
Speaker 3: And is it just me? On the fly? But do
Speaker 3: you guys waffle on for too long before you get
Speaker 3: to the I gyms? The show is called is it
Speaker 3: just me? You should do them first? And I shaid,
Speaker 3: do them first, That's what I said, But I don't
Speaker 3: like the little intro.
Speaker 4: The open area is supposed to be like two to
Speaker 4: three minutes. It has been as long as fifteen minutes
Speaker 4: before before we actually start this one for me long,
Speaker 4: but I was how fucking abrupt would it be if
Speaker 4: every episode just started with.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Are we just not gonna welcome you? Say hello? Nothing?
Speaker 3: Even worse? Even worse? What if we started it like
Speaker 3: these ready.
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: And spiritual coups?
Speaker 2: Hi you hi?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Break ups?
Speaker 2: Hard?
Speaker 3: Stupid?
Speaker 4: Who the fuck sent that foot? Is that what you want?
Speaker 3: Is that really what you want we know what's good
Speaker 3: for you. All right, let's start.
Speaker 4: I'm almost obliged to make the opener even longer today
Speaker 4: out of spite.
Speaker 3: I mean, I can make it longer if you want
Speaker 3: to drag things out. I'm going on to Fiji very soon.
Speaker 6: Oh you really? When?
Speaker 3: Well, I've I've I've told my ex let's call him that.
Speaker 4: Wow and Emerger you refer to him as the ex before.
Speaker 3: To get out of the house. He's living with his morm.
Speaker 3: He kicked him out, and I've said I'm moving out
Speaker 3: to greener pastures and I'm going to Fiji. So you
Speaker 3: pack your shit while I'm in Fiji. When I get back,
Speaker 3: a better be an empty house.
Speaker 4: Okay, Powerful? When are you going to Fiji?
Speaker 3: Two weeks first week of July?
Speaker 4: Did say you were going last week?
Speaker 3: It was meant to be Cook Islands? Yeah, okay, but
Speaker 3: it fell through. I'm not a Cook.
Speaker 4: Is that the one they changed the name of.
Speaker 6: No, I think that's Fraser Fraser Island.
Speaker 4: Knew one of the islands.
Speaker 3: Did they change their name?
Speaker 4: Oh? They made it their traditional indigenous one because they
Speaker 4: found out that Phraser was a dog back in the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in Fraser on the one with all the
Speaker 3: ding guys.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Long enough for you guys.
Speaker 6: No, I think let's go a bit longer.
Speaker 3: Should we talk about geopolitical conflicts in the Ukraine?
Speaker 4: Let's start the show. I will say that I've got
Speaker 4: a holiday story of mine coming out. Oh, I was
Speaker 4: stalked in Alice Springs. Oh my, your poor fiend by
Speaker 4: a rabbit fan. I wouldn't have said rabbit, but in
Speaker 4: a way.
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, Well should I go first? Another lot of
Speaker 3: fucking talking about me? Do you want to go first?
Speaker 3: Should I go? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you want to go with your Is it just me?
Speaker 3: First? Yeah, let's go. Is it just me? Is the
Speaker 3: part where you have to rebook another appointment with a
Speaker 3: doctor or any of the most awkward part of the
Speaker 3: whole experience I was in, Like you're on your way out,
Speaker 3: on your way out, you to book a second appointment,
Speaker 3: and then you have to go through every personal event
Speaker 3: in your life as if they give a shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I find that really specful, but they'll go.
Speaker 3: Can you do fright of the twelfth? And I go
Speaker 3: front of the twelfth? I've got a haircut. I okay,
Speaker 3: what about the nineteenth the nineteenth st Tuesday. It is, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's my mum's six seth, you're a happy birthday. Thanks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we've just been to Hawaii. Oh beautiful. March the ninth.
Speaker 3: March the ninth, I do have a dental appointment in
Speaker 3: the morning of the afternoon, she's doing root canal, Like,
Speaker 3: they don't.
Speaker 4: Give a shit.
Speaker 3: Why do I tell her these details?
Speaker 4: What about when they're trying to book my comedy shows. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're booking my Perth show at the moment. And they
Speaker 4: said to me, Mitchell, what are you doing in November?
Speaker 4: How about I know, let's just assume probably nothing. I
Speaker 4: don't think that far ahead.
Speaker 3: I agree, they think we have our lives so planned.
Speaker 3: They go, now, we're going to rebook you for December.
Speaker 3: Will the twelfth work? Yep, it will like incidentally.
Speaker 4: Double book and book And you're like, oh, it doesn't
Speaker 4: ring a bell, It's probably fine, but.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, it's just so awkward. And
Speaker 3: then no one's ever invested, Like I don't care. They
Speaker 3: just want to book in the appointment and fuck you off.
Speaker 4: I mean, personally, I don't actually go through my family
Speaker 4: events and like I don't read out my calendar. I
Speaker 4: just go, um, oh, let me look just a sec. Oh,
Speaker 4: actually is Tuesday? Okay. I don't read out what I've
Speaker 4: got on in the calendar. I think that's just you.
Speaker 3: Oh tell me everything six you And she loves pancoa.
Speaker 3: Can't you get the recott of cake? Don't get recorded.
Speaker 3: She's got ibs right, she comes to the same GP.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're right, doctor, start at the man.
Speaker 4: God, there's just so many people like that though. I'm
Speaker 4: going to read you a text exchange I had with
Speaker 4: Talita yesterday.
Speaker 3: Salivo be a big fan of the pod lo.
Speaker 4: All the co hosts. I'm not my cup of tea loodcast.
Speaker 4: I said to her, oh, is this your week off
Speaker 4: between jobs? And she goes, yes, it is, And I said, gorgeous,
Speaker 4: Let's hang out one day and she goes, yes, let's
Speaker 4: I'm driving with Emily right now to get a price
Speaker 4: sing gun for twenty dollars because I'm selling my clothes
Speaker 4: tomorrow night. I have my official proper leaving work drinks
Speaker 4: and this weekend I'm helping my mum with her button sale.
Speaker 4: And I just replied, why are you telling me any
Speaker 4: of this? And she goes, I don't know. I just
Speaker 4: haven't told anyone, so the words for lout and now
Speaker 4: they're yours.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so beautiful. That's very mean.
Speaker 4: And I've got a lot of friends like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Am I still seeing you Friday night?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Should we see her Friday night? Who's a button? Sow?
Speaker 3: Friday night? Talia?
Speaker 4: I don't know. All those words went in one eye
Speaker 4: out the other. It's not reading the message one eye
Speaker 4: the other.
Speaker 3: That's so true.
Speaker 4: It we need to change it. It's a good one
Speaker 4: in one eye out the other.
Speaker 3: Wow, I think you.
Speaker 4: Knew what I meant.
Speaker 3: That'll be me going through the idiot twinks. In one hole,
Speaker 3: out the other. It's my future. What is the other?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I wasn't even funny anyway.
Speaker 4: You're in one hole and exit the same hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, repeatedly. I'm oh sorry, come on, I'm healing trauma,
Speaker 3: all right? You're ready for yours?
Speaker 8: Mitch?
Speaker 4: Yes, I am?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Are you torn about how to feel about the following
Speaker 4: relationship advice?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I know this might be a bit toned for me
Speaker 4: to bring this up when we're talking about your breakup.
Speaker 4: But there was a video going viral on Instagram. You
Speaker 4: might have seen it. It came from the Tim Ferriss
Speaker 4: podcast and he had a guest on called Brene Brown.
Speaker 4: She's a relationship cost.
Speaker 3: Love Brene Brown. I've been listening to podcasts with her
Speaker 3: in it.
Speaker 4: Oh really, are you're familiar? I am yeah, Oh okay,
Speaker 4: good because she was talking about specifically marriages and how
Speaker 4: married couples can support each other. But I think the
Speaker 4: advice can be applied more broadly, like friends or podcast
Speaker 4: co hosts perhaps, So takeways into what she said and
Speaker 4: let me know what you think, because I'm torn.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 8: Everyone says Mary should be fifty to fifty. It's the
Speaker 8: biggest crack of bullshit I've ever heard. It's never fifty
Speaker 8: to fifty ever. And so what we do is we
Speaker 8: quantify where we are. So if Steve comes home and
Speaker 8: he'll be like, I got.
Speaker 3: Twenty just in terms of energy, just.
Speaker 8: Energy, investment, kindness, patience, I'm twenty, and I'll be like,
Speaker 8: I'll cover you. I got your brother, like I'll pull
Speaker 8: the eighty. Sometimes we come home, which we've done a lot,
Speaker 8: my mom has been sick, and I'll say I've got
Speaker 8: ten and Steve like two days ago said, I'm riding
Speaker 8: a solid twenty five, so we know that we have
Speaker 8: to sit down at the table anytime we have less
Speaker 8: than one hundred combined and figure out a plan of
Speaker 8: kindness toward each other.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because the thing is a partnership works when you
Speaker 8: can carry their twenty or they can carry your twenty,
Speaker 8: and that when you both just have twenty, you have
Speaker 8: a plan where you don't hurt each other.
Speaker 4: See. At first, when I first saw that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I like that. That's quite helpful. I enjoyed that. I
Speaker 4: sent it to Sean and he goes, oh, I saw
Speaker 4: this already. That's what I mean. It's kind of blown
Speaker 4: up this video.
Speaker 3: It's massive. I saw it on TikTok too. Yeah, the
Speaker 3: gay and I agree, and it resonated with me. I
Speaker 3: used to think in my early days that if I
Speaker 3: wasn't getting one hundred back, you know that I was
Speaker 3: doing something wrong. I used to be. I always used
Speaker 3: to feel I had to give a hundred. But you learn, obviously,
Speaker 3: you learn the balance.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 4: She said that it's all about the communication of where
Speaker 4: are you at? You know, out of fifty, where are
Speaker 4: you at with your energy and whatever. But then she
Speaker 4: also said, if both of you aren't able to cover
Speaker 4: each other, if you're both feeling flat, then you have
Speaker 4: to sit down at the table and figure out a
Speaker 4: plan of kindness. I mean, can you not think of
Speaker 4: anything fucking worse? If you're a twenty out of big DP,
Speaker 4: you're low energy? Can you think of anything worse than
Speaker 4: sitting at a table and coming up with a play
Speaker 4: out of kindness that even means.
Speaker 3: I know, kindness journal. Would you have to write notes?
Speaker 4: I don't even know. No, I guess it's individual. But
Speaker 4: when I sent it to Sean, I was like, we
Speaker 4: should do that because there's absolutely been days without you know,
Speaker 4: communicating it with this method where I just sort of
Speaker 4: read the room. Yeah, you know, there's been plenty of
Speaker 4: times where he's been flat out at work. He is exhausted,
Speaker 4: So I step up, I'm making dinner, I'm doing all
Speaker 4: the did the ring And then of course there's been
Speaker 4: times or it the other way around, And I thought, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's really helpful. I like that, Brene, thanks for that.
Speaker 4: And then I looked at the comm and a lot
Speaker 4: of the comments on that video. I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: actually this changes things. Why one person said, notice that
Speaker 4: when her husband said he's a twenty and she will
Speaker 4: carry the eighty. However, when she said that she's a ten,
Speaker 4: he immediately said he's riding on a twenty five. And
Speaker 4: that's the problem in relationships that are already in turmoil.
Speaker 4: It's because one person is ready to step up when
Speaker 4: they don't want to slash can't, while the other person
Speaker 4: always gets away with the bare minimum.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now that I relate to.
Speaker 4: Well, another comment said this sets a precedent for scorekeeping,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, I hadn't thought of that.
Speaker 4: It's a slippery slow because then you could like I
Speaker 4: would like to think I wouldn't do this. I can
Speaker 4: imagine that would become fodder in an argument. Well, I've
Speaker 4: stepped up and filled your twenty percent more than you've
Speaker 4: done for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, also becoming complacent knowing that if because
Speaker 3: you know, let's be real, misery loves company. So if
Speaker 3: you are miserable, you depressed, you're at a twenty, and
Speaker 3: you're at a twenty for a week, but your partner
Speaker 3: is giving you an X ray eighty that allows you
Speaker 3: then to be comfortable to sit in the twenty, right,
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people aren't as driven as
Speaker 3: we want them to be. It's all well and good
Speaker 3: to say i'll be a twenty until I feel better
Speaker 3: that I'll promise i'll get back to one hundred. But
Speaker 3: if you're stuck in the twenty and someone else is
Speaker 3: giving you eighty, I would argue that the majority of
Speaker 3: people would stay in that rast, stay in that last
Speaker 3: because it's comfortable.
Speaker 4: They've got it too good exactly. So see, I was
Speaker 4: just like, oh, that's beautiful advice, blah blah blah. But
Speaker 4: then now that I've read the comments, I'm starting to
Speaker 4: see the more cynical side, you know, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, Okay. They all make good points, although I
Speaker 4: think the main focus is just the communication about it, Like, Okay,
Speaker 4: where are you at today? That that would be helpful
Speaker 4: because imagine if you're both on like ten and then
Speaker 4: you take it out on each other totally. So if
Speaker 4: you're kind of verbalize that we're both feeling shit today,
Speaker 4: let's be extra nice to each other, I think that's helpful. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but yeah, as soon as the other partner starts taking
Speaker 4: advantage of your willingness to step up and carry them,
Speaker 4: that's the problem.
Speaker 3: I also think it's very easy when you're talking about tens,
Speaker 3: but you throw in a decimal point. Fuck. I would
Speaker 3: get together a calculator, babe, I'm a nineteen point seven today,
Speaker 3: what do you got forty six point eight? I'd be like,
Speaker 3: hold on, let me get a pen and paper and yeah.
Speaker 4: Fuck. So, like at first, I was like, good advance,
Speaker 4: but now I'm torn. I don't know it's a good
Speaker 4: advice or not.
Speaker 2: I think no.
Speaker 3: I think you're right. I think the takeaway from that
Speaker 3: is communication is one hundred percent the key.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let them know if you're feeling shit.
Speaker 3: In this podcast relationship, I think we do a good job.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you if I'm flat, like in today, in
Speaker 3: the last actually last week, and also with my brain,
Speaker 3: my fucking kiari information, I will often say like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm feeling flat, I'm not feeling good, and I'm.
Speaker 4: Like to wait, all good, I got this? Yeah, And
Speaker 4: I think, do you reckon? That's why we maybe bickered
Speaker 4: a little bit more in the early days, because I
Speaker 4: don't think we did that, Like we might have both
Speaker 4: been burnt out as fuck and then just ended up
Speaker 4: taking out on each other totally, totally and so yeah,
Speaker 4: I think the advice just about the communication part is helpful.
Speaker 3: So does that mean if this podcast was a marriage,
Speaker 3: would be a really healthy grown.
Speaker 4: Marriage, I'd like to think. So I agree, and.
Speaker 3: We're open with Jenna of course Jennery? Is we just
Speaker 3: fucked Jennifer fun?
Speaker 4: Jennis al made?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you put a little skirt on next episode
Speaker 3: you're listening to?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 2: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 2: get yourself on the shoe?
Speaker 3: All right, your chance to get on the show now?
Speaker 3: And he ann is it just you of your own
Speaker 3: or is it just me of your own? There is
Speaker 3: just you something you have noticed, something you hate or
Speaker 3: something that you appreciate.
Speaker 4: There's got to be something wreck your brain. You'll find
Speaker 4: something you know it's hate or appreciate it. And then
Speaker 4: he has that and.
Speaker 3: A good tip. Sometimes Mitch and I get him. We're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck is our regim? And remember that time
Speaker 3: that you were like, look around the room and then
Speaker 3: I looked at a box of tissues and that was
Speaker 3: the agem.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was just holding up random objects, being like clocks.
Speaker 4: What are your two cents on clocks? Tissues. You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I've got something to say about tissue.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: That's literally how we get my nan out of her
Speaker 3: Louis body dementia. We like just hold up old photos
Speaker 3: and old objects and she goes clock. Yes, my granddaughter's
Speaker 3: name is Karen. Yes, it is all right. Well today
Speaker 3: we've got the one and only Khli from Tasmania. Hallo Carli.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, how are you Darla?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Whereabouts? And Tazzi?
Speaker 6: Are you in Tasmania?
Speaker 4: Oh, Gordeous, I just visited ln cesteron It's stunning.
Speaker 3: Is it cold at the moment? In Tazzi, it's pretty cold.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting with a woolen jacket. I'm actually sitting on
Speaker 1: a thing of cment outside my work.
Speaker 5: And it's not very warm.
Speaker 4: No, yea, what do you do for work?
Speaker 1: I work for Toyota Ah.
Speaker 3: Right, it must be nice that Toyota cash.
Speaker 4: It's not bad.
Speaker 6: It's not bad, it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Do you like living in lawn Cestern? Because I know
Speaker 4: that visiting and living there very different things. People say, Oh,
Speaker 4: Forbes is lovely, and I'm like, try fucking live in there.
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's really boring, Like it's very ordinary. But
Speaker 1: if you like the quiet life and you just like
Speaker 1: a simple life, that's great. Everyone's really friendly. Like I've
Speaker 1: gone to the mainland and people are just snobs and
Speaker 1: they're just rude.
Speaker 3: Wait, do you call Central Australia the mainland.
Speaker 1: We call Australia the mainland.
Speaker 3: That's really funny. I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: I remember when I was in lon Ceston. This just
Speaker 4: goes the show how quiet the place is. My friends
Speaker 4: and I googled gay clubs in lawn Ceston and the
Speaker 4: first thing that came up, the number one recommendation was
Speaker 4: the tail Race Park toilet block. That is where you're
Speaker 4: find that's the best cruising.
Speaker 3: Apparently tail Race Hu there.
Speaker 1: Was a story going on years ago, like in the
Speaker 1: middle of Lonnie a hoe. But we have this park
Speaker 1: called Saint Peter's Park. The gay people go there to
Speaker 1: meet at the park to do you know the holes
Speaker 1: in the toilet stores.
Speaker 4: What did you say that one was called Peter's Park, Simpeter.
Speaker 4: This one says tail Race parks, all the parks in
Speaker 4: lawn Ceston.
Speaker 3: I love how she says the gay people, the gay
Speaker 3: people with the holes in the wall. That's called a
Speaker 3: glory hole. It's part of our culture.
Speaker 1: Glory hole.
Speaker 3: That's the one. Yeah, that is all right. Well, let's
Speaker 3: get you on for your Is it just you something
Speaker 3: you've noticed you hate to appreciate? Bradley, You'll count you in.
Speaker 3: We'll get you on oka. Are you ready, lovely?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is it really hard to fall in love again after
Speaker 1: you've been completely destroyed by your ex?
Speaker 6: Oh? Wow?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you take this fun cherry?
Speaker 3: Wow? What am I give you my personal number?
Speaker 4: Wait? Wait, wait, Carly? How recent was the breakup with
Speaker 4: your ex?
Speaker 1: It was over two years ago? And I'm going to
Speaker 1: get really depressing here.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, isn't it?
Speaker 5: It was two years ago?
Speaker 1: And I can't love anyone like I can't do it.
Speaker 1: And you know, I'm still kind of.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make your podcast a pressing.
Speaker 4: It already, is Darlin?
Speaker 3: That's already there? I mean, I'm on it fucking this week.
Speaker 3: So talk to me. Did you break up with him
Speaker 3: three years ago? Did he leave you? So?
Speaker 1: Basically, he's Greek. So Greek men are very obsessive, but
Speaker 1: they're very what's the word controlling? Okay, So we met
Speaker 1: in twenty seventeen. I thought he was my knight in
Speaker 1: Shining arm or like you know.
Speaker 3: I thought he was the one.
Speaker 1: He was the one, like no doubt of bad people
Speaker 1: were like, oh, when you're getting married, when you're having kids,
Speaker 1: like you know, yea, and then that framelance into it. Sadly,
Speaker 1: his father passed away and he just turned in to
Speaker 1: the most abusive, controlling gas flighting person. And I unfortunately
Speaker 1: stayed with him for another three years. And you know,
Speaker 1: like when you're in a relationship or when you look
Speaker 1: back at one, you're like, oh, I could have done this,
Speaker 1: I should have done better, I should have changed this.
Speaker 1: I can proudly say I did everything in my absolute
Speaker 1: heart perfectly. There was not one thing that I could
Speaker 1: have done better to keep that man happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's only so much you can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know, I stayed for three years and
Speaker 1: he just controlled me, abused me mentally, emotionally, physically, financially.
Speaker 4: If you're struggling with any of the topics we've talked
Speaker 4: about today, never be afraid to reach out its full lifeline.
Speaker 3: I'm thirteen, eleven, fourteen.
Speaker 1: I can't even I can't even explain how bad.
Speaker 4: It was Stockholm synchroocause, recognizing that he treated you like shit,
Speaker 4: And yet you feel like you're never going to find
Speaker 4: anyone else. You will and they'll treat you way better
Speaker 4: than I will be going through his own grief obviously,
Speaker 4: but that's no excuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the thing you won't understand. I'm in
Speaker 1: a relationship.
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, really okay.
Speaker 1: I've got a long term boyfriend of over a year,
Speaker 1: but I and he knows this, He's accepted it. I
Speaker 1: cannot love another human like I loved the man starting
Speaker 1: with Jeeps.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing that's allowed. You still love your
Speaker 3: current partner, right, your new partner.
Speaker 1: I do, but nowhere near to the intense. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. I don't think I do.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's not a case of more or less. It's
Speaker 4: just a very different kind of relationship. It feels different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that there's got to be an element
Speaker 3: of you letting go. I mean, you were hurt, really
Speaker 3: really bad. Are you talking to someone? You have a therapist?
Speaker 3: Do you have people to talk to about this?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: I wish no, No, No, it's not as bad as
Speaker 1: it seems that you know, like after someone hurts you
Speaker 1: that bad. I don't think that the regular human can
Speaker 1: love another person the way they did, because I'm sure
Speaker 1: itself can't.
Speaker 4: I respectfully disagree. I think you can.
Speaker 3: I agree. I think you can. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 3: can as well. And I'm here to tell you that. Listen.
Speaker 3: I've just can't. As everyone knows, I've come out of
Speaker 3: a massive relationship that I threw my whole entire life
Speaker 3: at and you can. I'm on the path to doing
Speaker 3: it already. You have to realize that his problems are
Speaker 3: not your problems. His problems aren't because of you. You
Speaker 3: can never fix them.
Speaker 4: And I can understand the urge that you want to
Speaker 4: fix them, and that's beautiful of you to want to,
Speaker 4: but you can't. Really, it's got to work on himself
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: Al So you cannot. You cannot. And this is something
Speaker 3: that I've had to I've had to come to terms with.
Speaker 3: You cannot keep choosing someone who isn't choosing you. There's
Speaker 3: no point. So just keep saying that over and over
Speaker 3: in your head, because there's no point loving this person.
Speaker 3: They're not loving your back. Carlie. You gotta let go.
Speaker 1: It's not about me. Still it's not about me being
Speaker 1: in love with them. It's just about me or anyone
Speaker 1: male or female. They they're not the same person.
Speaker 5: After that.
Speaker 3: I know you, I know, I know those things aren't
Speaker 3: mutually exclusive, though, Carli, you can still love him, and
Speaker 3: you can still recognize that you are a different person,
Speaker 3: You've changed, You've come out of this a different person
Speaker 3: while still loving him. They don't two things can be
Speaker 3: true at the same time. I'm in therapy at the moment.
Speaker 3: I've never been in therapy.
Speaker 4: Before your first sesh.
Speaker 3: I just had my first session, and can I just say,
Speaker 3: can I'll give you a number. She's fantastic. I got
Speaker 3: a weird hat though. I wanted to take a pull
Speaker 3: that thing off.
Speaker 4: When I say it's just had his first sesh, I
Speaker 4: mean literally half an hour ago.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm getting fully philosophical. But listen, we don't
Speaker 3: need to go into Carli your personal details. They're personal.
Speaker 3: But I suggest going to a therapist just to get
Speaker 3: it all off your chest, to talk about it, and
Speaker 3: they will give you tactics to start unlearning that unhealthy
Speaker 3: love bond that you that you have, and maybe you'll.
Speaker 4: Talk about your future relationship in a less bleak way.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, can I just say, Carlor, you sound like you
Speaker 3: love so hard and you love your love is such
Speaker 3: a big part of who you are, right. All I'll
Speaker 3: say to you, and this is something that I had
Speaker 3: to do in my breakup with Hayden, is that you
Speaker 3: cannot be giving the best parts of yourself because, like me,
Speaker 3: some of the best traits that I have are my
Speaker 3: love and how much love I can give. And you
Speaker 3: should not be giving that love to someone who doesn't
Speaker 3: see the value in it. There are people out there
Speaker 3: that will see that for what it is and value
Speaker 3: it so and you need to work out how you
Speaker 3: can put that into your new partner and for your
Speaker 3: own sake, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I no, I know I'm wasting because I'm
Speaker 1: only thirty one, like I'm still young. I just yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it literally is just me.
Speaker 4: The new guys sound like a bit of a keeper.
Speaker 4: You said he was quite understanding.
Speaker 1: Ah, it sounds ridiculous, but he is so pure, like
Speaker 1: he's just an absolute angel, Like you could not ask
Speaker 1: for a better person.
Speaker 4: To love you.
Speaker 3: I like you hold on to him, Carly. My suggestion
Speaker 3: is go to a therapist talk this to Okay, you
Speaker 3: really should.
Speaker 4: Why are you laughing at the idea of therapy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to make your podcast like I
Speaker 1: don't want to come on here and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, I can't love someone and field a press.
Speaker 4: It's just oh wait till you listen to the rest
Speaker 4: of the episode, babes. It's very going to break up,
Speaker 4: very mate. It fits in.
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's all good, and stop apologizing for how
Speaker 3: you feel.
Speaker 6: You know, and lots of people feel this way, so
Speaker 6: it's relatable.
Speaker 4: I would I would hazard a guess and say no,
Speaker 4: it's not just you, Carly.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, okay, well that's good.
Speaker 1: That's that's very suring.
Speaker 3: Yeah, comfanting. I'm sure we hope that helps. At least
Speaker 3: you'll get a prize from Price Keeping Donner. That'll cheer you.
Speaker 1: Thanks, Jenny, you're lovely.
Speaker 3: DH what do we Jesus Christ, You're amazing, so lovely
Speaker 3: and amazing keeping Charlie, Carlie, I.
Speaker 1: Love your podcast, so you guys are great.
Speaker 3: Pleasure, love you too. Go to therapy. Okay, will I
Speaker 3: don't like that she keeps laughing at that.
Speaker 4: I know it just sounds a little bit like we're
Speaker 4: palming her off. We can't go to a therapist, but no,
Speaker 4: I can absolutely see that it would help her in
Speaker 4: that situation.
Speaker 3: That's very personal and we don't know the ins and
Speaker 3: outs of it.
Speaker 4: But she was talking very black and white about the situation,
Speaker 4: like she's already come to the conclusion. A therapists can
Speaker 4: probably unpack that a bit totally and help her come
Speaker 4: to a more grounded conclusion.
Speaker 3: I agreed, agreed, Well, if you want to get in
Speaker 3: touch with it, is it just you? You can text
Speaker 3: us at.
Speaker 4: Four one two seven one two nine two.
Speaker 3: Someone tried to fucking FaceTime that phone this week. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was having a cry.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if our darling idiots know this, but
Speaker 4: I used to man the idgem phone. But then I
Speaker 4: gave you the SIM card, So more thirsty dms for
Speaker 4: you on the way.
Speaker 3: I bet now that they know it's on your head,
Speaker 3: dirty little fucking yeah way, send me the photos, but
Speaker 3: don't FaceTime me, please the love of God.
Speaker 4: Alright, continuing on our breakup.
Speaker 3: Bullshits more, Well, it made me sad again.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know if it will because you were
Speaker 4: saying last week, Mint that you want to hear more
Speaker 4: real life stories about other people's breakups, just to give
Speaker 4: you some sort of guide on how to deal with
Speaker 4: your own. And now, do you remember back in episode
Speaker 4: one hundred and forty, which was about three months ago.
Speaker 3: Now I'm not quite I barely remember Jenna's fucking birthday.
Speaker 4: I've got the audio, I'll refresh your memory. But back
Speaker 4: in episode one hundred and forty, we had Shan call
Speaker 4: in and she was just going through a very, very
Speaker 4: sudden breakup.
Speaker 9: This is what she said, our break up one.
Speaker 5: Of the worst things to go through.
Speaker 3: Oh, I can imagine.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 5: I was in a relationship with a guy in Darwin
Speaker 5: for two years. We were doing the whole house thing,
Speaker 5: we had a life, everything, and then one day he
Speaker 5: just turns around and he goes, yep, that's it.
Speaker 4: And he did it at a pub, at a pub,
Speaker 4: in front of everyone where they could see your reaction.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he pretty much said to me to leave
Speaker 5: pretty much. So I packed my stuff and go to
Speaker 5: my family in Townsville. In the drive from Darwin to Townsville, yeah,
Speaker 5: it took me four days.
Speaker 3: Fucking hell o, my god, what was his piece week excuse?
Speaker 5: He didn't give me one?
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, I'm so sorry for you, Shan, because
Speaker 3: that's a bit eerie listening back to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, because you and I were out of
Speaker 4: our depth, Like I don't know how to give breakup
Speaker 4: advice to this woman.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: At that point, all I wanted to say was I'm
Speaker 3: happily in love, babe, I've got I don't know.
Speaker 4: And so three months on, now that you've announced your breakup, darling,
Speaker 4: Shan slid into my DMS and said, I'd love to
Speaker 4: have a chat with me.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is actually really smart, fat.
Speaker 4: Because she's been there, done that. And so three months on,
Speaker 4: we'll see how Sean is doing. Because every breakup is
Speaker 4: unique and different, and we've already kind of said that
Speaker 4: you're going to go through the motions. They'll be ups
Speaker 4: and downs for a little bit, and then eventually you'll
Speaker 4: get to a point where you're like, yeah, i've moved on,
Speaker 4: I'm over, and I will see if Shan's at that point.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. So we've got Shann's number here, Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, let's dial it our Does she know we're calling. Yeah,
Speaker 3: imagine if we called it she said, Hi, I'm just
Speaker 3: at therapy.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing well.
Speaker 5: Hello, shan Hi, Hello.
Speaker 2: Are you good?
Speaker 3: You're on How the tables turned? Shan Oh, give me
Speaker 3: some good news.
Speaker 4: We just played a little recap of your breakup last
Speaker 4: time you were on the podcast, and so three months on,
Speaker 4: how are you feeling, babes?
Speaker 5: You know what, It comes in waves, and I'm going
Speaker 5: to be very honest and raw, and it does comes
Speaker 5: in waves. I felt so good for a while, and
Speaker 5: then last week it was like a big brain fog.
Speaker 5: I had no idea where I wanted to be. I
Speaker 5: didn't know if I wanted to move back home or
Speaker 5: if I wanted to be here.
Speaker 4: And that's where are you now? Because where we left off,
Speaker 4: you were now in Townsville.
Speaker 5: I'm still in Townsville, okay, But I was very confused
Speaker 5: last week. Had no idea what I wanted to do.
Speaker 5: But that's normal. You go through the ups and the
Speaker 5: downs of the whole journey. But it's not about me.
Speaker 3: How are you bless you? I'm okay. I'm really sad.
Speaker 3: I just think like for the context and you know
Speaker 3: me like Mitch and Jenna. But everyone listening knows what
Speaker 3: I put out there. But I think I've put out
Speaker 3: that I'm a very romantic, loving partner. I put so
Speaker 3: much of myself into my relationship and like, probably to
Speaker 3: my detriment, like I.
Speaker 4: Probably put you like to be a bit of a
Speaker 4: care give it, which, like I said before, I can
Speaker 4: totally understand that because I'm a little bit the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I just like miss having someone to
Speaker 3: love and miss because there's so much of so much
Speaker 3: of my personality is so giving in that regard. So
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, who do I give it to? Everyone's like,
Speaker 3: give it to yourself. I'm like, I don't want it.
Speaker 3: I want to give to someone else.
Speaker 5: You know, it's hard to give that love back to yourself.
Speaker 5: And I'm going through the exact same thing at the
Speaker 5: moment and how I'm feeling. But you miss that. It's
Speaker 5: not so much that you might miss the person, but
Speaker 5: you missed the idea of having someone who's just down
Speaker 5: to do whatever or is always going to be there.
Speaker 5: That stability, that's safety.
Speaker 4: You missed that, And I hope you don't mind me saying, Sean.
Speaker 4: But we didn't speak about this particular part of the
Speaker 4: story on the podcast because after we recorded, there was
Speaker 4: a revelation. Are you happy to talk about that? It
Speaker 4: got worse that exitit doog, it.
Speaker 5: Did get worse. It got very much, so worse. So
Speaker 5: my who I thought was my best friend I then
Speaker 5: found out that she was sleeping with my partner relations
Speaker 5: and they're now together.
Speaker 3: That is that would now, knowing what that feels like,
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine the hurt that would have gone through,
Speaker 3: the rage, the rage and just the self blame and
Speaker 3: their anger and the sadness.
Speaker 6: And you're see, two of the most important people in
Speaker 6: your life.
Speaker 3: So how did you heal through that?
Speaker 4: You should have given me the addressed when I was
Speaker 4: in Darwin, Babs. It could have lit a bag of
Speaker 4: shit in their doorstep.
Speaker 5: It would have been nice if your answered. I was
Speaker 5: checking in and seeing how.
Speaker 4: You were, Like, excuse me, I took all your Darwin recommendations.
Speaker 4: Mindle Beach markets, gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Thank you beautiful? Right did you watch the sunset?
Speaker 4: I did, and everyone applauded when the sunset, which was
Speaker 4: fucking odd.
Speaker 5: I guess we'd there, mate.
Speaker 4: But yes, as we were saying the anger face obviously
Speaker 4: this guy that you were dating, Sean, did you very dirty,
Speaker 4: and you would think if someone did you so dirty,
Speaker 4: like people haven't been through a breakup might assume, ah,
Speaker 4: well fuck them, move on. But it sounds like it's easy,
Speaker 4: you said, than done, because the waves are still there
Speaker 4: three months on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not that easy, and it's going to take.
Speaker 5: It takes time and literally need to be really kind
Speaker 5: to yourself. And I even reached out to you the
Speaker 5: other day and sent you messages of like, you're going
Speaker 5: to be okay, you will, you won't. You might not
Speaker 5: see it right now, but I'm starting to see it
Speaker 5: after three months. Like I've I'm not saying that you're
Speaker 5: going to move, but I've moved, and I've got a
Speaker 5: whole new support system. I've got a new job. Like
Speaker 5: I'm putting myself out there and getting involved in social
Speaker 5: groups and going out more and taking back.
Speaker 4: More of my life because I got social groups.
Speaker 5: I'm going to netball and I'm also pole dancing.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, shit, pole it's quite fun.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, I might do a term they like drilled in.
Speaker 8: Is it you know?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it a safe? Safe pole?
Speaker 5: It's a safe pole. It's sturdy. I've given it a
Speaker 5: few kicks to check if it comes out.
Speaker 3: But it's good. Oh that's good advice. I did get
Speaker 3: your message that was that was very kind. And you
Speaker 3: know what, I think the reason I know I'm going
Speaker 3: to be okay in the long run is because I
Speaker 3: can see, like the light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 3: It's just like fuck. And you know, my therapist said
Speaker 3: it today, my therapist, I've said, I know, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: I'm know, I love it. I love that I have
Speaker 3: a therapist, but that I like love self hard and
Speaker 3: I need to then put that love back in to
Speaker 3: myself and not give it to someone who doesn't fucking
Speaker 3: appreciate it all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I did the same thing. I dived so
Speaker 5: heavy and so hard and so fast into this into
Speaker 5: my past relationship that I forgot about myself and I
Speaker 5: let myself go on the back burner. You need to
Speaker 5: put some love into yourself because you are a beautiful person,
Speaker 5: and you are so kind and you are so generous
Speaker 5: and you are so genuine, and you need to remember
Speaker 5: those things.
Speaker 3: And we talk about something else. No, actually it's too
Speaker 3: much me.
Speaker 4: Like another thing I wanted to bring up while we've
Speaker 4: got your Shahan is I've actually got the audio of
Speaker 4: the advice that Mitch gave you at the time don't.
Speaker 4: I want to see how you feel about that advice
Speaker 4: and now applying it to yourself instead.
Speaker 3: So wait, Mitchchury is about to give Mitch Chury advice. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: here we go. So sorry that you're going through this.
Speaker 4: I have you feel better after a bit of event.
Speaker 5: I do, I do. I do need event everything, And
Speaker 5: I've had good cry soing process you set.
Speaker 3: You're sounding beautiful, young girl. You don't need anyone in
Speaker 3: your life, just so you know, you really don't. You
Speaker 3: don't need someone to be fully fulfilled, and I think
Speaker 3: this is a blessing in disguise.
Speaker 5: Listen to what you said, you don't need anyone to
Speaker 5: be fully fulfilled.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. He is good advice from him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's a person.
Speaker 3: He's a wise person when he wants to be. I
Speaker 3: don't want to take my own advice.
Speaker 5: I know, and it's hard. I know that I'm giving
Speaker 5: all of this advice now. I wouldn't have listened to
Speaker 5: me three months ago.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: That's that's actually but you're now speaking from experience, Sean.
Speaker 5: Yes, but it's it's just at the end of at
Speaker 5: the end of the day. Sorry for stuttering. But I'm
Speaker 5: trying to get all my words out. You need to
Speaker 5: be kind to yourself and give yourself time, let yourself grieve,
Speaker 5: because it is a grieving process. It's like a death.
Speaker 5: And my Armie said that to me literally a couple
Speaker 5: of days ago, because I was crying hysterically on the
Speaker 5: shone to her because I was like, have I made
Speaker 5: the wrong choice? And I should I just put up
Speaker 5: with it? And she goes, no, like, let yourself grieze.
Speaker 5: It's normal because you are now mourning someone that you
Speaker 5: knew and you now won't know them moving forward. Do
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I know, I know. It's also hud when, like you,
Speaker 3: you thought you knew someone and then it's like things
Speaker 3: happen and you go on, now there are different, completely different,
Speaker 3: but then you're also still in love with the potential
Speaker 3: of that person, like what you thought they could be.
Speaker 3: Like once I said, I don't want to I've said
Speaker 3: it before, I don't want to bring my dirty laundry
Speaker 3: on the pod just shit, but yeah.
Speaker 5: No, and that you do that in your own time
Speaker 5: or you don't, And it's no one else's really, it's
Speaker 5: no one else's business. It's your choice. If you disclose
Speaker 5: that with anybody else.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh, and I will be doing it for a
Speaker 3: Patreon episode of one thousand dollars for the full unedited
Speaker 3: tea on the relationship. It be an hour long, unedited exclusive.
Speaker 4: Thousand dollars per listener.
Speaker 3: Yep, Tracy Grimshaw coming out of retirement to be the narrator.
Speaker 4: You don't like Netflix, you can't lead to someone else's purchase.
Speaker 4: You to pay a grand each.
Speaker 3: Yeah, correct, there is a unique password per listen, and
Speaker 3: Jenna also won't turn up to that.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: Oh, that is very good advice. It's true. A fuck you.
Speaker 3: This is like reverse psychology bullshit on me. Well, you've
Speaker 3: just used my own advice against me. It's a head fuck.
Speaker 5: But you just you've got to remember, like I just
Speaker 5: kept saying, you just got to be kind to yourself,
Speaker 5: because I'm trying to be as kind as I can
Speaker 5: to myself, and I destroyed myself on some days. Honestly,
Speaker 5: I beat myself up about it. But it happens. Go
Speaker 5: out and spend time with your family, lean into them,
Speaker 5: lean into Mitch and Jenna and all of your other friends.
Speaker 5: It's okay to be dependent on those other people during
Speaker 5: this time.
Speaker 3: Have you had of interest being with you? Have you
Speaker 3: been on anyone else since? No?
Speaker 5: And I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're not there yet.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. I don't want to moving on so quickly
Speaker 3: after such a relationship. Wouldn't that be a dumb, disgusting
Speaker 3: and to be perfectly honest, self destructive thing to do?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that's what some people do that like my
Speaker 5: idiot ex partner, he's done it, but he will just
Speaker 5: repeat the same People like that behavior. They never heal.
Speaker 3: I never heal.
Speaker 5: No, so let yourself have that time. You do it
Speaker 5: in your own time. No, I can force you.
Speaker 3: I will thank you, sir, And you know what, get
Speaker 3: yourself a second fucking prize. Did we give you a
Speaker 3: prize the first time? No? She cried about her man
Speaker 3: leaving her and you didn't give her a pop socket.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll get you a mug and a few pop sockets.
Speaker 4: You get more than one.
Speaker 5: That's not why, That's not why I come up.
Speaker 4: We know.
Speaker 5: People as well, we know I don't know his personally,
Speaker 5: I don't know, but I feel like you genuinely care
Speaker 5: a lot of a lot about you.
Speaker 3: Both narcissists behind closed doors and you'd hate us. It's
Speaker 3: a joke, all right, Sean. I was just about to
Speaker 3: wrap it up like I'm wrapping up against Sean wet
Speaker 3: Be everyone. You can get your nightly from nine on
Speaker 3: the practice credit line. What's your credit line, Shan? What
Speaker 3: do you want to plug? I'm sure you make something.
Speaker 3: Is there a small betsy business? There?
Speaker 5: No nothing.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 5: I work in employment services and I go home to
Speaker 5: my dogs. That's about it, right.
Speaker 3: What's your dog's name?
Speaker 5: Thin, it's a goodle like Hamish.
Speaker 3: Yes, maybe you guys should date.
Speaker 5: Yeah, would be the perfect time. We said this in
Speaker 5: the last episode when I was on Last Time?
Speaker 3: Did we What do we doing?
Speaker 5: That's where we did when Mitchell was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 5: well I'll just turn straight to sh and we'll get married.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, really fun. You weren't even fucking single then,
Speaker 4: and you were offering yourself up on a platter you hare?
Speaker 4: Did Mitchell say that? Or did I?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: Oh god, I always get the Mitchell's and the Mitch computer.
Speaker 3: True, Oh, I said, did I? Maybe maybe I knew something?
Speaker 3: Maybe it was yes you do?
Speaker 5: And I laugh and I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's funny. Joke, but you don't have a pen of
Speaker 3: Shan unfortunately.
Speaker 2: I know, I know.
Speaker 3: Well, all right, thank you, Shan, you're the best. So
Speaker 3: really this was lovely. We'll get your prize and lots
Speaker 3: of love DM Jenna you darling. Oh well, dumb Mitch.
Speaker 3: That was very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was so cool.
Speaker 4: Now, Jenna, this was during her extended absence and when
Speaker 4: she came back I was like, are you on top
Speaker 4: of everything? All the prizes? She's like, yep, all good lies.
Speaker 3: Jenna's that's unacceptable.
Speaker 4: Sure, we forgot your birthday, but you forgot heartbroken Shans
Speaker 4: bro Yes. Well that was the only light at the
Speaker 4: end of the tunnel for her at the time.
Speaker 3: I know, but you know she got over it all right, guys,
Speaker 3: that's very sweet. Can I just say I don't want
Speaker 3: to make every episode for the next couple of weeks
Speaker 3: about me. I feel I don't like it.
Speaker 4: Well, do you want me to talk about myself for
Speaker 4: a bit? I've got a holiday yarn for you.
Speaker 3: He's a boring.
Speaker 4: No, it's gonna be great.
Speaker 3: You know what, even if it is boring, and it'll
Speaker 3: help me get through it, is it just me?
Speaker 5: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 5: of mitches. If you don't, you're.
Speaker 4: A dickhead, you know how. I've just had my gorgeous
Speaker 4: Northern Territory trip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was beautiful.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful. I wish I got to stay longer.
Speaker 4: It was kind of over before it began. It was
Speaker 4: such a whirlwind. So there was a few days in Darwin.
Speaker 4: One of Shawan's cousins are getting married and that was stunning.
Speaker 4: Loved Darwin, and then we flew to Alice Springs to
Speaker 4: then drive to u Laru because in my mind I
Speaker 4: was like, well, while I'm in the Northern Territory, I'll
Speaker 4: just see all the sites I have to offer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like what does the Northern Territory have to offer? Dalwyn
Speaker 4: and Lari that's pretty much it. Yeah, they're not very
Speaker 4: fucking well connected, those two landmarks. I tried to book
Speaker 4: a flight from Darwin to U Laru, yeah, and it
Speaker 4: was like sixteen hours.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: Why is it going to take that long? Because you
Speaker 4: have to go via Sydney on Melbourne. You can't fly directed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: there's only like four places in Israeli you can fly
Speaker 4: direct to O Laru.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but hold on checks out because Darwin isn't really
Speaker 3: near Ularu.
Speaker 4: I just thought the same, Hi, I'm running Northern Territory tourism.
Speaker 4: What do people want to be able to do easily?
Speaker 4: Go to the capital city, go to the rock. Okay,
Speaker 4: we'll make more streamline that process for them to get
Speaker 4: an app up.
Speaker 3: I'm confused. So where were you at Darwin?
Speaker 4: Darwin then Ularu?
Speaker 6: Even if they had a weekly service, yes, something, Well there.
Speaker 4: Was like thirty hour coach services that you could get
Speaker 4: at fucking four am. Now, Mitchell, they're so far away,
Speaker 4: I know, but I just thought that they would have
Speaker 4: worked to connect them, being the two main selling point
Speaker 4: to the Northern Territory. Anyway, that's the hell I'll die on.
Speaker 4: That's the airs rock I'll die on. But they should
Speaker 4: be easily connected. And so instead we flew to Alice
Speaker 4: Springs and then drove to Ularu. Yes, and by the way,
Speaker 4: the drive to Ularu, this isn't that funny. It's actually
Speaker 4: a bit grim. Yeah, five hour drive including piss brakes.
Speaker 4: You're on that highway that has no speed limits. So
Speaker 4: it's very fun. Oh shit, yeah, it's very there's remote
Speaker 4: and then there's fuck remote, like there wasn't even radio signal,
Speaker 4: let alone phone reception.
Speaker 6: Scary killers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you did that thing on the car to
Speaker 4: scan the radio, it picked up nothing, no phone signal.
Speaker 4: So I was like, if we're if there's an emergency,
Speaker 4: where fucked? But anyway, so it was a little unerving
Speaker 4: but also fun. But as you got to the last
Speaker 4: hour of the trip, there were little points where the
Speaker 4: highway would go over a little hill and you could
Speaker 4: see ullrou in the distance beautiful, And every single one
Speaker 4: of those hills there was a flipped car. What do
Speaker 4: you mean because people are obviously going on this highway
Speaker 4: with no fucking speed limit, only crash because there was
Speaker 4: a slight bend in the highway And I was like,
Speaker 4: that's fucking so grim. A couple of them looked fresh too.
Speaker 4: I was like, sure one of their bodies in't there,
Speaker 4: Like there wasn't and we did check. But yeah, every
Speaker 4: single slight heel on the highway where you could see
Speaker 4: the rock in the distance, flipped car.
Speaker 3: Oh anyway, God, that's really bad.
Speaker 4: I know, right, it's so scary.
Speaker 3: I was like, I might slow down a bit, just
Speaker 3: chick in the window, babe.
Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. But anyway, before we even hit the while
Speaker 4: wait in Alice Springs. When we first flew in, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like nine in the morning and we couldn't
Speaker 4: pick up our high car until ten thirty, so we
Speaker 4: had an hour and a half to kill at the
Speaker 4: airport and Sean found some of those dreadful massage chairs
Speaker 4: that you often see in West Oh wow, I'm so
Speaker 4: with Sean.
Speaker 3: These things are great. What I love these massage chairs.
Speaker 3: I went to the Easter show this year in sat
Speaker 3: One for half an hour.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they don't work.
Speaker 3: No, but it's I like the idea of it. Oh,
Speaker 3: co'p get off at you too. They're fine. I'm team Sean,
Speaker 3: good on it.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is anyone that came to
Speaker 4: my comedy show last year. I did a whole fucking
Speaker 4: rant about how I feel about those massage chairs, did you.
Speaker 4: They're just so off and also, to Jenna's point, they
Speaker 4: don't even work.
Speaker 2: No, they don't.
Speaker 3: No, they're not They're not great. I will say that.
Speaker 4: I think if you've got one in the company of
Speaker 4: your home, fine, yeah, but going up to a little
Speaker 4: fucking coin operated massage chair, god knows who the fuck
Speaker 4: else has been there exactly.
Speaker 3: It, Yeah, you put a two dollars gold coin in there,
Speaker 3: and then.
Speaker 4: And also just you sitting there jiggling in public with
Speaker 4: people around you. And so anyway we land and we've
Speaker 4: got time to kill. Sean goes I'm going to use
Speaker 4: the massage chair, and I was like, oh my god, frankly,
Speaker 4: I don't want to be seen with you. So I'll
Speaker 4: wait at the luggage carousel. I'll get our bags. And
Speaker 4: then I came back. He's still fucking jiggling away in
Speaker 4: a massage chair.
Speaker 3: It was it one that a big black leather one
Speaker 3: that does the ankles as well.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, He was like, this is a bit of
Speaker 4: a death trap. I couldn't get out if I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Oh sure, I was like, well that's your bad new
Speaker 3: sleep in it.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, after like twelve minutes, the massage chair was over
Speaker 4: and I was like, well, now, well we've still got
Speaker 4: plenty of time to kill. I thought, all right, I
Speaker 4: don't know, my bloody give it a go, because in
Speaker 4: all fairness, I've used those chairs when people actually own them,
Speaker 4: if there's one in someone's laundering, yeah, but I've never
Speaker 4: used one in public. So I was like, all right,
Speaker 4: I'll give it a go. Fuck I hope no one
Speaker 4: sees me. And so I did it and it was awful.
Speaker 4: It was fucking awful. Yeah, it was quite completely stabbing
Speaker 4: my shoulder blade.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like three balls on a rotated cuff, I
Speaker 3: rotating in a clockwise position for an hour.
Speaker 4: I was more tense after the fact than I was
Speaker 4: before I got the massage, and so I thought, Okay,
Speaker 4: this is horrific. Anyway, Eventually the time comes to get
Speaker 4: the high car. I'm outside putting all the luggage and
Speaker 4: stuff in. Sean's still inside the airport fucking around with
Speaker 4: the forms and whatever. And then Sean comes out to
Speaker 4: the car and goes here, hands me a note. I
Speaker 4: said what's this and he goes, oh, some guy in
Speaker 4: the airport just handed it to me and said that
Speaker 4: his best friend is a big fan of yours and
Speaker 4: it would make her day if you would follow her.
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, so he's not a fan.
Speaker 4: He recognized me and then personally couldn't care less, but
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, okay, I think you might actually
Speaker 4: know the person. By the way, because the Instagram handle
Speaker 4: she works in radio and Adelaide in Adelaide. Yeah, Lauren Davo,
Speaker 4: she works at Oh I know, yes.
Speaker 3: She works for her. She's breaking out. I don't know her,
Speaker 3: but when I know her through the industry, Yeah, well
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 4: So it was her. It was her Instagram handle and
Speaker 4: one of her best si is that just happened to
Speaker 4: be at Alice Springs Airport handed Seana note and said
Speaker 4: Mitchell should follow her back. And so I did. I said, Hi, Lauren,
Speaker 4: your best mate reckons I should give you a follow
Speaker 4: so high, and then she sent me a screenshot of
Speaker 4: the text exchange.
Speaker 3: Between her and her friend. Okay, what was I Well, I.
Speaker 4: Was sprung in the massage chair.
Speaker 3: The friend took a photo of you.
Speaker 4: Well, there's no photo me in the massage chair. Thank god,
Speaker 4: there is a photo of me waiting at the luggage carousel.
Speaker 4: You look like such a bit. I know I do,
Speaker 4: because I'm so embarrassed by Sean in the chair. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'll go get the bags on his hip.
Speaker 3: You're death staring someone's side, eyeing airport security, mother, looking.
Speaker 6: At your children in this name.
Speaker 4: I think I might have just had an itchy love handle.
Speaker 4: To be fair, I don't know her hand on him
Speaker 4: is sassy.
Speaker 3: Your pins look good.
Speaker 6: You look good.
Speaker 4: And so you look at the texts and a lot
Speaker 4: of it is actually complimentary that the best friend said
Speaker 4: the luscious locks in a scrunchy whatever. That's nice. I
Speaker 4: appreciate that. And then the best friend says, the guy
Speaker 4: he's with has hopped straight into a communal two dollar
Speaker 4: massage chair, bold choice in Alice Springs. So she sent
Speaker 4: me that screenshot.
Speaker 3: Funny.
Speaker 4: And then, because for some reason I'm so humiliated at
Speaker 4: the thought of being sprung in one of these chairs,
Speaker 4: I lied and I said, oh, Sean loves them. I
Speaker 4: wouldn't be caught dead in one of those chairs. She
Speaker 4: then sends a second screenshot and says one of you
Speaker 4: is lying. Then, because the best friend who was spying
Speaker 4: on me, says, now Mitchell's jumped in the chair next
Speaker 4: to him. No, they're both fully reclined in massage chairs
Speaker 4: at Alice Springs Airport. And I was like, oh, how.
Speaker 3: Embarrassed you've been dubbed on.
Speaker 4: I have been dubbed on.
Speaker 3: That's character assassination. You should sue him.
Speaker 4: And then I said, no, no, I wasn't using the
Speaker 4: massage chair. I was just sitting on it. It wasn't on.
Speaker 4: I was just waiting for Sean, lying lying. I don't
Speaker 4: know why I was so embarrassed at the thought of
Speaker 4: someone seeing me in this massage chair.
Speaker 3: Mitchell, you need to let go of that.
Speaker 4: Well, when I was in the fucking chair, I was like,
Speaker 4: this is so cumulating. I hope no one's looking at me. Thankfully,
Speaker 4: Alice Springs is not the busiest airport. I did look
Speaker 4: over to my left and there was one guy sitting
Speaker 4: there and I was like, oh, he's on his phone.
Speaker 4: He's not looking at me, thank fuck. Little did I
Speaker 4: know he was narrating what I was doing. This guy
Speaker 4: that I just bought it and go and I went, oh,
Speaker 4: thank fuck, he's not looking at me.
Speaker 3: He was word for word. Mitch's calf is now being
Speaker 3: stretched out on his bilateral rotator calf, and Mitch just
Speaker 3: shouted and echoed across the tarmac.
Speaker 2: This is shit.
Speaker 3: Oh you know, it's funny if you mean to Mitch's house.
Speaker 3: He's got a massage in his living room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's weird that I'm so adverse to the chairs
Speaker 4: that I've got every other form of massage ever.
Speaker 3: You've got to Mitchell's house. He's got a foot massage,
Speaker 3: he's got a shoulder massage. If you've got to plug in,
Speaker 3: it's got heat and an element in it.
Speaker 4: It's one of these vibrators with multiple attachments like the guns.
Speaker 3: Them to Oh really few wanted to borrow.
Speaker 4: They do look very fallic though.
Speaker 3: You've also got a tub full of fidget toys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and did they not go down a tree? The
Speaker 4: house party, I was handing out fidget toys to all
Speaker 4: my guests and they were so destressed.
Speaker 3: They were I felt like I was walking to Jojo
Speaker 3: seas mansion, just like tubs of fidget toys of all
Speaker 3: different colors. I'm like, do I get a bow for
Speaker 3: my quiff as well?
Speaker 4: I could have given you the squney.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Interesting. Well, Mitchell, you need to let go of the inhibitions,
Speaker 3: relax where you want to relax. Don't worry.
Speaker 4: I won't be relaxing one of those chairs again. They're
Speaker 4: just awful, terrible.
Speaker 3: I know what I'm gonna get for your birthday, don't you.
Speaker 4: It's fine, you'll forget.
Speaker 3: Fuck off all right, guys, let's go, let's get out
Speaker 3: of here. Yeah better, I'm glad you told that story
Speaker 3: that it's nice. I'm gonna pepper through my breakup stuff,
Speaker 3: but I say, funck got to keep some things personal.
Speaker 3: What if I get sued by the prick, Why would
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Speaker 3: that she'll be okay?
Speaker 6: And my birthday is.
Speaker 3: Did you get many birthdays?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I saw them in the group people saying I'm so
Speaker 4: sorry for what happened Cherry, and also happy birthday Jenna.
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Speaker 4: runs the pimple patch Instagram. Oh yeah, Patch Project, are you?
Speaker 4: They're like little stars. People just think that you're being
Speaker 4: extra and glam.
Speaker 3: You got me on them? Yeah, he stays, that'll cover
Speaker 3: your z. They're really good. Give them a shout out.
Speaker 3: Pimple Patch on instag if.
Speaker 4: You want to Patch Project just competently guessed it. I
Speaker 4: think pimple patch might be taken. Yeah, literally any other
Speaker 4: people business.
Speaker 3: A pimple patch company sponsored my radio show and the
Speaker 3: credit line was the pimple spot that clears your dots.
Speaker 3: It doesn't quite work, does it? It's missing something?
Speaker 4: What about the pimple patch that cleans your snatch?
Speaker 3: Can you get pimples on your snatch? I'm not saying
Speaker 3: do again?
Speaker 4: Probably in grown hairs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like I.
Speaker 6: Can't be sure though, no should we I personally haven't,
Speaker 6: but that doesn't mean others.
Speaker 3: You're very clean.
Speaker 4: I've had a pimple on my ass cheeks, so I'm
Speaker 4: sure it's possible them anyway.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I get bed saws. The amount of sitting
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: It's a bed saw.
Speaker 3: When someone's really gravely ill and they can't get out
Speaker 3: of our hospital bed, they develop open wounds because they
Speaker 3: can't move. What it was just a joke. I don't
Speaker 3: have bedsaws.
Speaker 4: I'm googling that open wounds because they can't.
Speaker 3: Just google bedsaws. You know, everyone's like, I bet you're
Speaker 3: stuck in bed at the moment I get No, I'm working.
Speaker 3: I'm very busy. I wish I was stuck in bed.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched the latest three episodes of Drag Race,
Speaker 3: and I miss it.
Speaker 4: Well, that's partly why I decided to into the office today.
Speaker 4: I nearly worked from home, but I thought, no, I'll
Speaker 4: be selfless and I'll infect Mitchell so that he has
Speaker 4: an excuse to stay at home in bed Rock Lovely.
Speaker 3: I got to start packing soon. I got to move
Speaker 3: in two weeks. What.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know you had a placeline that.
Speaker 3: I don't want to announce where I'm moving yet because
Speaker 3: it's not locked in.
Speaker 4: But turn the mics off and tell me. Yeah, ah,
Speaker 4: that sounds dreadful.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's the right choice and it's gonna be nice.
Speaker 3: It's going to be really faulty and oh my god,
Speaker 3: it's bougie. I'll talk about that soon. Why why is
Speaker 3: there an embargo on your move Channel seven? Because it's
Speaker 3: part of domestic Blitz. I want to announce it first
Speaker 3: on their twitch stream with Katrina round Tree, of course,
Speaker 3: because they're doing breakups. I used to love domestic Blitz.
Speaker 3: Bring is it just me on the fly? Or bring
Speaker 3: back domestic Blitz?
Speaker 4: Is that the same as backyard Blitz?
Speaker 3: No, Domestic Blitzer was for the family, for the people
Speaker 3: that were very very ill. Oh like people that were
Speaker 3: not long left, and they would go in with bedsaws
Speaker 3: and they'd go and renovate their house in retrospect. Nothing
Speaker 3: I'd want more than if I was in palliative care
Speaker 3: to have a tradey shitting in my spare toilet.
Speaker 4: I have no memory of that.
Speaker 3: Google it, you'll know it'll come.
Speaker 4: I don't remember them focusing. I remember backyard sure, but
Speaker 4: I don't remember them doing it for like gravely ill people.
Speaker 3: Domestic Blitz was exclusively grave people. I remember one episode
Speaker 3: they brought them back in a stretch limo and the
Speaker 3: woman took it a month to get out of the
Speaker 3: cars as well.
Speaker 4: Do you remember a gorilla gardener?
Speaker 6: Oh, sounds familiar.
Speaker 4: They just if there's like a bit of an eye saw,
Speaker 4: like a disgusting alley, they just go in there in
Speaker 4: the dead of night and make it really pretty. There's
Speaker 4: still a bit of Sydney. Yes, there's some Gorilla Gardener
Speaker 4: artwork that I see on the way to Entertainment Quarter.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, you're so right.
Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot that was a great show.
Speaker 3: That's a little car with the roundabout. Isn't that funny
Speaker 3: that that's stuck around? And it's such like an iconic
Speaker 3: part of culture now it.
Speaker 4: We should probably sorry with throats fucked, which would probably
Speaker 4: end the breakup episode by talking about breakup song recommendations.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, or is that more of a main
Speaker 4: show thing?
Speaker 3: I think that's a main show thing.
Speaker 4: We could I've got top five.
Speaker 3: I mean, haven't I shown you? Which I've shown you
Speaker 3: my playlist? Right? You know, I show you my plains?
Speaker 4: Are any of the songs that I recommended?
Speaker 3: Let me get them up for you. So these are
Speaker 3: the recommendations Mitchell sent to me, which I was shocked.
Speaker 3: I should have come to you sooner, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I had so many ready to go. Yeah,
Speaker 4: bring that one up on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Which ones?
Speaker 4: There was one of them that wasn't an Apple Music link, which,
Speaker 4: by the way, I don't even fucking have Apple Music,
Speaker 4: but for your convenience, I was searching these breakup songs
Speaker 4: and send me the Apple link.
Speaker 3: Oh that's very sweat. I'm an Apple Music boy.
Speaker 4: It was called loss on You by LP, but the
Speaker 4: live version is much better.
Speaker 3: Year holl moment anyone going through a breakup.
Speaker 7: This for you, Lost on You LP, when you gir
Speaker 7: old the plain a saint when you remember on the
Speaker 7: danger winking, I don't know what from I cumbers calling
Speaker 7: along before the days of sertain years ago.
Speaker 2: He thinks better and will you know spoke on? Have
Speaker 2: you got on? Because it's going down? Ever on it
Speaker 2: was you. That's why I'll never have.
Speaker 3: To never because I don't know.
Speaker 2: Lass to anything. I've lost.
Speaker 7: Every lossing up.
Speaker 4: Also how talented. She's also got an eggshaker in hand.
Speaker 9: It's your contribution, someone says, three forty seven.
Speaker 3: No matter how many times they listen, this subpart gives
Speaker 3: me goosebu I'll go to that. I mean, look, you've
Speaker 3: got to be in the headspace for this.
Speaker 6: But a peloton to this song like a week ago,
Speaker 6: did you?
Speaker 4: Oh, oh, you're not in the headspace for this?
Speaker 3: No, No, I was, But I'm just I'm just prefacing
Speaker 3: it for other people.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: One of the songs, did you send me one? This
Speaker 3: is great? The gays all love this.
Speaker 4: Which one?
Speaker 3: This is my current breakup?
Speaker 4: Oh this is quite perfect.
Speaker 3: It is, yes, yes, quite perfect, Renny, you'll know it
Speaker 3: as soon as it starts.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, Mary you Mitchell to very angry phase appropriate.
Speaker 3: Ah, Lady Gaga, perfect delusion. It wasn't alove, he wasn't
Speaker 3: me in my car every fucking morning. Get me angry. Guys,
Speaker 3: this is not a good idea because I'm gonna get mad. Hello,
Speaker 3: why don't you.
Speaker 1: Go to fair?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: If you've had it on repeat you thought you would
Speaker 4: have absorbed some of it. No, No, I also sent
Speaker 4: you you Ort to Know by Alanis Morris.
Speaker 6: That's a great one.
Speaker 4: But this is for the angry phase. I've also got
Speaker 4: more recommendations per phase.
Speaker 3: Everyone did together, that's all free of it's.
Speaker 2: This is so started, leave me alive, going lovely on point.
Speaker 3: Gosh, this is really helping.
Speaker 4: I would have loved to have sang with you, but
Speaker 4: my voice is of course yeah yeah, yo, Oh.
Speaker 3: Can I just say one meat? I think you like this?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is brilliant what angel eyes, Yeah, angel eyed
Speaker 4: by other?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I okay, you'll get it ready,
Speaker 3: keep thinking angels? When I l long around the river
Speaker 3: and I saw him together with a girl and they
Speaker 3: gave you any ship? Because where should mean that? Waits up?
Speaker 4: I just think like this song is a bit too
Speaker 4: perky for a breakup, don't you reckon? There's so many
Speaker 4: good Abbart breakup songs like what knowing Me knowing you?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let me get that or Winner takes it All?
Speaker 3: O s O s Oh, you're right, I can't. I
Speaker 3: haven't got across any of those. I'm adding this right now.
Speaker 2: While players.
Speaker 4: That's good for the wallowing face.
Speaker 2: Yeah wow?
Speaker 6: Ready any house?
Speaker 2: Do you see my?
Speaker 4: Oh ship? We're hitting too close to home.
Speaker 3: Here we swear the story.
Speaker 2: Missus K.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I definitely still.
Speaker 6: There is nothing.
Speaker 4: Can I just say? I don't know if it's a
Speaker 4: pro or a con. I feel it's a pro of
Speaker 4: going through a breakup that songs like this just hit
Speaker 4: different they do.
Speaker 3: You're so right.
Speaker 4: I enjoyed it even though it was only you know.
Speaker 4: Like I said last week, it was I dated a
Speaker 4: douchebag for two months in Uni and I still felt
Speaker 4: songs like that hit way harder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, well years it was kind of not Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a little too close to her.
Speaker 4: Sorry, now I should have prefread it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no, I'm definitely what about this?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: Bad? Oh? These were our phone calls?
Speaker 3: Am I whispering?
Speaker 1: Are you.
Speaker 4: That's reiterating everything you said? You're like, I'm having a
Speaker 4: bad day.
Speaker 6: Bad day?
Speaker 3: Okay, enough enough about let's start. Let's start a break
Speaker 3: up playlist. It'd be nice that it'd be very nice.
Speaker 3: Got im very open and raw. That's actually what I
Speaker 3: had a psych what he said, I had stop it.
Speaker 3: I had a psychic reading from John Edward.
Speaker 4: Really the big dog.
Speaker 3: He was on my radio show and he was reading
Speaker 3: other people. Then at the end he's like, Mitch, can
Speaker 3: I ask you? You're twenty seven eight? I'm twenty eight,
Speaker 3: so yeah, you're saturags for joining And I was like,
Speaker 3: what is that? And Saturn comes in seven year cycles,
Speaker 3: like the orbit of Saturn around Earth and this year
Speaker 3: is my Saturn return, which means that is that a
Speaker 3: good or bad thing? Horrific? Massive changes? Massive?
Speaker 4: Oh so massive massive changes isn't a bad thing.
Speaker 3: I will send you the audio because there's some things
Speaker 3: that you and I know and really, oh my, really good.
Speaker 4: I got a cycic reading too. Oh when at the
Speaker 4: Middle Beach Sunset Market in Darwit, you just like Sean
Speaker 4: recommended it.
Speaker 3: Did you talk about this or just privately you told
Speaker 3: me privately? I don't know if we I don't know.
Speaker 4: I voice memot it in case there was anything good
Speaker 4: in there to plan on the podcast, but I obviously
Speaker 4: I haven't gone back to it, so maybe there wasn't
Speaker 4: anything decent. The long story short was that they said
Speaker 4: that I'm going to get a lot of work on
Speaker 4: cruise ships as an entertainer.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 4: And that Sewan is going to discover his passion for
Speaker 4: sewing and start a clothing line, and we're going to
Speaker 4: adopt two children, and she specified neither of them are white.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's what a detail.
Speaker 4: It was very specific.
Speaker 3: That's impressive.
Speaker 4: And I said, what about the podcast I'm working on?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and she goes, stick with it. It's good
Speaker 4: for you, but one day you're going to be too
Speaker 4: busy for it, with all the cruisey of entertaining and
Speaker 4: clothing lines you're running and the black Hue. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm sure I could juggle the podcasting amongst all that
Speaker 4: I can take my mic on the crew.
Speaker 3: We've got a portable studio. Yeah, we can make it work.
Speaker 4: Yeah. She also said, has your grandmother passed? I said, no,
Speaker 4: neither of them. She goes, well, then, who's this old
Speaker 4: woman talking to me? I was like, I don't know,
Speaker 4: what do you tell me?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: She goes, who's this old woman talking to me? She's
Speaker 4: watching over you. I was like, Hey, who's this sick
Speaker 4: bitch that I don't know watching over me?
Speaker 3: She's just stalking you. You've got you've got a stalker
Speaker 3: from beyond the grave. Yeah, miss the old woman. But
Speaker 3: did she say? By the sounds of it, she was annoyed?
Speaker 3: Can you tell who is she? She won't leave me alone,
Speaker 3: nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: Just kidding.
Speaker 4: I would not think of it any one that it
Speaker 4: could have been. She goes, she's telling me that you
Speaker 4: two were very close, and I'm like, well, that doesn't
Speaker 4: narrow it down at all, because, like, there's plenty of
Speaker 4: old women I know that are dead, but I wasn't
Speaker 4: close to any of them.
Speaker 3: Telling me she loves your videos. She loved the Lisa
Speaker 3: Wilkins and Hair one. She died the day after that
Speaker 3: came out. Wait, do you know any old women that
Speaker 3: have died?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like my great grandmother who I met once on
Speaker 4: her deathband.
Speaker 6: But you weren't closer.
Speaker 4: No, there was my piano teacher. She died, but she
Speaker 4: was only fifty or sixty. It was a tragic there
Speaker 4: suddenly well cancer, but yeah.
Speaker 3: It's tragic. Yeah. Were you close with your piano teacher?
Speaker 4: Well, she was closer with my sister. I was more
Speaker 4: the annoying brother that didn't actually like piano. So the
Speaker 4: poor thing trying to make me focus, imagine.
Speaker 3: Could have been her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but is she close enough to stalk you?
Speaker 4: There have been times over the years, like when I
Speaker 4: discovered masturbation that I thought, fuck, I hope missus done.
Speaker 4: Isn't watching from heaven? You know how you have those
Speaker 4: in truth you thoughts. We're like, if it's true that
Speaker 4: people watch over, it's when they're dead. I hope they're
Speaker 4: not watching right now.
Speaker 3: But don't they say they're not like in their human form,
Speaker 3: they're like an orb floating or something.
Speaker 6: Like the spirit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this bloody lady at the market specifically said, they're
Speaker 4: watching over you. The weird thing was that I sat
Speaker 4: down and she goes, you're an entertainer, aren't you. I
Speaker 4: was like, yeah, that's debatable. It depends who you ask
Speaker 4: you are, and she goes, I knew it. I was like,
Speaker 4: how could you tell? And she goes, well, you're recording
Speaker 4: me right now in secret, aren't you. I was like,
Speaker 4: oh shit, which I did have a voice memo going, did.
Speaker 3: You put your phone face down on the table? No,
Speaker 3: is in your pocket?
Speaker 4: I sort of like had it in my hand with
Speaker 4: the pop sock. I didn't really put it away. Interesting,
Speaker 4: but I was very subtle not to show her the screen,
Speaker 4: and so she thought, so, who's your piano teacher? Missus done?
Speaker 4: She never she had said some old bitches watching over me.
Speaker 4: She didn't really narrow down on that because I said,
Speaker 4: I've got no idea who that is she?
Speaker 6: So how old would she be?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: She wouldn't be that old, though, I.
Speaker 4: Want to say like seventies maybe.
Speaker 6: But like I picture like a ninety year old.
Speaker 4: Nah.
Speaker 3: How old was she when she passed?
Speaker 4: I think it was only fifties or sixties.
Speaker 3: Missus done? If you're in this room, now make it known.
Speaker 4: She taught me the keyboard, not the Hulk.
Speaker 9: You're told.
Speaker 3: She's haunted and she's pissed off. She never paid for
Speaker 3: the last bill.
Speaker 4: I don't think she is. She had to politely ask
Speaker 4: my mum stop bringing Mitchell. He clearly doesn't give a
Speaker 4: fuck about learning piano. He's so adhd he's all over
Speaker 4: the shop.
Speaker 3: Missus Duane, what was the last song you taught Mitchell
Speaker 3: on the keyboard?
Speaker 4: It was when the Saints Go Marching in So if
Speaker 4: you played when the Saints Go Marching and I would
Speaker 4: have been very freaked out.
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is she said. I'm getting her. Sorry,
Speaker 3: she's coming through to me. She says, this is the
Speaker 3: one song that he wishes he'd learned.
Speaker 4: It's what's that?
Speaker 3: I don't know? Missus Dane says, you wanted to play Monster.
Speaker 4: By Rihanna, a song that hadn't been released when I
Speaker 4: was learning piano. You know what song I've always always
Speaker 4: always wanted to just have up my sleeve as a
Speaker 4: party tw it. I just take everyone by surprise and
Speaker 4: start playing it at a party and blow everyone away.
Speaker 4: The Thomas the Tank Engine theme song. Bring that up
Speaker 4: on YouTube. Just an actual person playing it on the piano,
Speaker 4: so impressive.
Speaker 3: It's got a real hefty base.
Speaker 4: To me, and it's a great breakup song. Imagine everyone
Speaker 4: at the house party going me play a piano I've
Speaker 4: seen like all of a sudden, I'm on it's the
Speaker 4: Tank Engine cover toc because the amount of fucking piano
Speaker 4: covers I see of the time. It's the Tank Engine
Speaker 4: Themes song because they know that that's my dream. If
Speaker 4: only missus done, we're here to teach me.
Speaker 3: Oh stop, she's here, this is done, getting bitch.
Speaker 4: That sounds just like her doorbell.
Speaker 3: I'd love to play this on piano ready. Phantom of
Speaker 3: the Opera, so worst musical.
Speaker 6: Phantom of the Opera is a masterpiece.
Speaker 4: Andrew Lloyd Webber is hardly Noah, you could nail that.
Speaker 4: Actually it's one not.
Speaker 5: This way.
Speaker 4: I think you can play.
Speaker 3: It's pretty simple.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Oh hello.
Speaker 4: Anyway. A special shout out to that fuckhead that said
Speaker 4: the podcast is too long?
Speaker 3: Can you not edit anything this week?
Speaker 4: I don't plan to much.
Speaker 3: A lot of people often ask if they can podcast
Speaker 3: film the whole show these days, which we film the
Speaker 3: whole show, but they put the whole show up.
Speaker 4: I started putting videos on my YouTube channel. It just
Speaker 4: as an experiment of our podcast. Yeah have you? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I haven't promoted them yet because I want a few
Speaker 4: up there, like shorts, Oh like twelve minute videos.
Speaker 3: You're kidding? Why do you know that? Can I get
Speaker 3: one up if you want? What's your Mitchell Coombs?
Speaker 4: So far, all I've put is Ladybug Part one and two?
Speaker 3: Brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 4: We look gorgeous. And see my NN widescreen?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Oh that's my favorite angle?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can you change the screen so I can see
Speaker 4: it too?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, so sorry, you're.
Speaker 4: Right, everyone like subscribe head to my channel.
Speaker 3: Well we should have announced this or is this like
Speaker 3: a beta test?
Speaker 4: I was just putting them up there as a test,
Speaker 4: and then once there's a few up there, I have
Speaker 4: got a moral conundrum. I need your two cents on here. Okay,
Speaker 4: a close eye on my Instagram you would know that
Speaker 4: I'm currently in my walking era.
Speaker 3: I've got you muted, unfortunately, but I can imagine.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm making it known that people listen to a podcast.
Speaker 4: I really was us talking and I was like, right, okay,
Speaker 4: I need to fucking up the end. I got a
Speaker 4: natification the other day not to this.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but that was weird listening to us as
Speaker 3: if we're not us. Oh, Jenny sucking a god with popcorn,
Speaker 3: fat bitch.
Speaker 4: It was sorry, it was we Oh yeah, I didn't
Speaker 4: notice that Jenna has had all this food on the
Speaker 4: desk in front of her in this video, and he
Speaker 4: never addressed it.
Speaker 3: We just be you cut to her.
Speaker 2: She does, what a pig, that's the funniest thing I've
Speaker 2: ever seen.
Speaker 3: Has got a handful of sweet and salty popcorn like
Speaker 3: open jar of Pringles, a push pop and then Cadbury
Speaker 3: chocolate bikies.
Speaker 4: Now we never addressed him in this video.
Speaker 3: Is pre diabetic and your hunch you're so excited, like,
Speaker 3: oh that's really funny.
Speaker 4: Well there, go ahead along to my YouTube channel if
Speaker 4: you want to watch videos, and I'll post a few more. Okay,
Speaker 4: please do Should I upload your should I upload your
Speaker 4: break up announcement? And let's not okay for.
Speaker 3: The time being, I'm sure you can do something else. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: shall we go, guys?
Speaker 4: Sure, I hope this, We hope this podcast made you
Speaker 4: feel at least three percent bete today.
Speaker 2: That's all so we do.
Speaker 4: You're out of practice? Do that again?
Speaker 1: So we do.
Speaker 4: That was also a bit out of.
Speaker 3: Sun One More Time Ago Jennet so we Oh she's
Speaker 3: missus Button.
Speaker 4: Take us out, Missus Dunne, take us out, Dunny Guys,
Speaker 4: Love You?
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me?
Speaker 6: Podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app.