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Speaker 1: Whom would he that bite sized will A simple shower,

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Speaker 1: simple normal shower has killed the world's dirtiest man.

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Speaker 2: I've been serious, genuine storage the world's dirtiest man, Amo

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Speaker 2: Hajie who who hadn't showered.

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Speaker 3: For sixty seven years. That's the level of filth that

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Speaker 3: we're talking here from a man they know like the thinnest. Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm sure he.

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Speaker 4: Was, but is that just going to get him a

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Speaker 4: bit of attention? I haven't chowered for sixty seven years, Dad,

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Speaker 4: you know.

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Speaker 3: Have a whiff?

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Speaker 2: I mean no, seriously, why would you lie about that?

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Speaker 2: I don't think you need to lie about that. He

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Speaker 2: hasn't chowered for sixty seven years. He he likes to

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Speaker 2: eat uncooked porcupine road kill.

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Speaker 3: That's a snack. And he also drinks dirty water from

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Speaker 3: puddles out of a rusty oil.

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Speaker 2: Can you know what though? You know what I find

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Speaker 2: amazing about this whole story. He lived to ninety four,

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Speaker 2: so he may have been onto something there.

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Speaker 3: He's ninety four and then the shower showers killed him.

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Speaker 3: So this is what gets interesting.

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Speaker 2: Now his neighbors, they're conversing with him, having a chat

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Speaker 2: and apparently a moo with the world's dirtiest man has

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Speaker 2: effectively said, look.

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Speaker 3: I'm struggling to get a girlfriend at the moment.

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Speaker 2: You know, at ninety four, he's had that realization I'm

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Speaker 2: struggling to get a partner.

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Speaker 3: And his neighbors go, you know what, if you're looking.

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Speaker 4: For his stinks.

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Speaker 2: Well that so directly but effectively said, if you're looking

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Speaker 2: for a girlfriend, why don't you have a shower, and

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Speaker 2: goes all right, oh, bloody, have a shower.

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Speaker 3: So a month ago he has a shower.

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Speaker 2: He's ninety four, he has his first shower in sixty

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Speaker 2: seven years.

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Speaker 4: Wowel good.

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Speaker 3: And then a few weeks later he dies. Right, the

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Speaker 3: shower killed him. I don't think the shower killed him.

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Speaker 2: No, the shower definitely killed him. Now come with me here,

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Speaker 2: we've come with me, Come with me. I think what's

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Speaker 2: happened here is that a MoU in trying to impress

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Speaker 2: a girl has actually died.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 3: So I'm thirteen one oh sixty five. Now I think

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Speaker 3: they've got a hang on that.

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Speaker 2: Don't don't cut me off. Now I'm on a real

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Speaker 2: line here on thirteen one oh six five. Have you

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Speaker 2: almost been killed trying to impress a boy or a girl,

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Speaker 2: a Moo died and Moo.

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Speaker 3: Died trying to impress a girl.

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Speaker 2: Now we can't get dead people to call, but what

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Speaker 2: we can get is did you almost die trying to

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Speaker 2: impress a.

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Speaker 3: Boy or a girl? Have you done it? Will?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I have?

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Speaker 1: I have.

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Speaker 2: So this is so stupid, and I like, this is

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Speaker 2: just the dumbest story in the world. But there was

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Speaker 2: a girl that I really liked in southern southern western

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Speaker 2: Australia in Dunsborough.

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Speaker 3: I was out on the boat with her and a.

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Speaker 2: Few friends and to try and let's not say her name.

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Speaker 2: I was remember, I was really trying to impress her,

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Speaker 2: and she pointed out this and anyone from w A

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Speaker 2: will no Bomby Rock, which is just off Dunsbro It's

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Speaker 2: about as a twelve meter rock in the middle of the.

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Speaker 3: Ocean, Katie, that might for you know.

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Speaker 2: Now, I she goes a lot of people jump off

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Speaker 2: Bomby Rock, like brave people jump off Bumby Rock. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, huh oh, buddy, oh bloody jump off

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Speaker 2: Bomby Rock. I climb the side of this huge rock

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Speaker 2: and Almo at the top, I almost slipped on bird

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Speaker 2: pup and I would have fallen back and literally died

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Speaker 2: on a reef.

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Speaker 3: But then and then I was thinking, this is the

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Speaker 3: stupid thing. I'm going to try and get down. But

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Speaker 3: he couldn't get backed down.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't get back down, so I had to jump

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Speaker 2: in the water. I missed reef, honestly by thirty centimeters.

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Speaker 2: I almost died trying to.

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Speaker 3: Impress a girl.

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Speaker 6: There you go.

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Speaker 3: Has anyone else done at third? One oh sixty five

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Speaker 3: is our number? It's bloody do it?

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Speaker 4: Third one oh six five. You risk your life to

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Speaker 4: get the attention of a boy or a girl.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about it because the world's dirtiest man has

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Speaker 2: actually died, and that is because like this is just's

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Speaker 2: got to be the reason. So he had his first

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Speaker 2: shower for sixty seven years to impress a girl.

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Speaker 3: A few weeks later he died.

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Speaker 4: Thank god that he had that he had one though.

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Speaker 3: Like, oh, I disagree. I was working for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: but if you're the girl that hooks up with him,

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's just not fair. I think after a while, though,

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Speaker 3: you just start self cleaning. It's my theory on it.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Sally here on thirty one sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Sally you almost died trying to impress a guy.

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Speaker 5: I actually did so. I was wanting to impress the

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Speaker 5: new guy on the scene and wanted to show him

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Speaker 5: that I still need my gymnastic skills from school. And

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Speaker 5: this was like a whole ten years later. I think

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Speaker 5: we were down on the sand on the beach and

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Speaker 5: I actually went to a backflip and I landed so

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Speaker 5: badly on my neck that he had to call an ambulance. Oh,

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Speaker 5: oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Soals And was he impressed thoughlight? Did you end up

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Speaker 3: hooking up?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You know, it lasted a whole nine months of.

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Speaker 3: Yourself.

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Speaker 7: That's whear it?

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Speaker 3: Broken neck? Break your neck for a guy?

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Speaker 4: Nine months of it.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to fill here, Phil, You almost died trying

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Speaker 2: to impress someone.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, try to impress one of these girls on

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Speaker 6: a boat party and I did a back flip off

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Speaker 6: a off the boat and little little did I know

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Speaker 6: there was a huge bull shark about five minutes away

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Speaker 6: from me.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, So what was the result? Mate? Did you

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Speaker 3: did you? Did you hit it? Did it come for you?

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Speaker 6: Didn't come for me? But I'm glad it didn't come

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Speaker 6: for me. But I thought I was going to die

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Speaker 6: there everyone screen get back in.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this is a cool phil bull sharks are bad,

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Speaker 4: so they responsible for most amount of shark attacks on

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Speaker 4: the planet.

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Speaker 3: Good fun fact full.

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Speaker 4: Of them Woods lay on third want a sixty five, Elaine,

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Speaker 4: A boy nearly died impressing you.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I was on the receiving end of this one.

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Speaker 5: So one year we decided to go to the Easter

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Speaker 5: Show and.

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Speaker 7: He absolutely just spises Rye, but obviously came along for

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Speaker 7: me and I wanted to go on to the drop.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if you guys have ever seen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the Tower of Terror is what they call it.

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Speaker 7: That's the one. Yeah, And for some reason this one year,

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Speaker 7: mechanically breaks down in the drop and it just stops

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Speaker 7: like he abused me, Mick ride and his legs were dangling.

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Speaker 4: And since, Elaine, were you on the actual Tower of

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Speaker 4: Terror when it broke down, because that was a big story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you're sorry, you're the guy that you've

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Speaker 2: convinced to come on.

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Speaker 3: The ride just starts abusing you.

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Speaker 4: Breaks down.

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Speaker 7: How high are you?

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Speaker 4: How high up are you a lane?

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Speaker 7: We'll probably like it wasn't too high up, like we're

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Speaker 7: closer to the ground. But we'll probably around like I'm

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Speaker 7: gonna sayd like thirty meters.

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Speaker 6: It's a way up.

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Speaker 3: And then how long were you stuck there?

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Speaker 1: For?

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Speaker 7: Probably about formulas five minutes A long time.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it is on one of those rides that what's

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Speaker 4: my worst lime there?

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Speaker 2: I still think abusing your date's a bit much so

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Speaker 2: then so he's abused you.

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Speaker 3: Eventually you get down. Are you still with this guy?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like just everything went downhill, to be HONESTUF for that,

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Speaker 5: like the whole day was just ruined.

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Speaker 7: You don't want to go to get like showed Mags.

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Speaker 5: It was just.

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Speaker 2: After I've been stuck on the territory for five minutes

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