WEBVTT - #155 Did You Remember To Put The Bins Out Babe?!

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<v Speaker 1>My porridge this morning. Is this going to be your

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<v Speaker 1>opener or is my open? Okay, strap yourself in. This

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be good. Well, I've got one too,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'll do mine after and then the people can

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<v Speaker 1>decide who's was better. Oh my's really shit, it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>I put porridge in the microwave, but I was running

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<v Speaker 1>very late with the kids, so then I didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to eat it until after the school run. So it

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<v Speaker 1>was like fucking rock hard, rock hard, that's my, that's

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<v Speaker 1>my that's your open. I got a joke for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to I'm Mad, And this is a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the good, it is the bad, and relatable

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<v Speaker 2>and just.

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<v Speaker 1>Because there may be new people joining us for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. And I are definitely not espert expert a

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<v Speaker 1>far out experts experts in the parenting space. We're not. No,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't give advice. We love our kids.

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<v Speaker 2>We give fake advice, fake advice. I tell you what

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<v Speaker 2>we do do. We talk about porridge all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually, to be fair, that's the first time I've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about porridge.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the first time holding back. You're a big

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<v Speaker 2>porridge guy, what do you got for you. Don't mind

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of porridge? Do you know what I really like?

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<v Speaker 2>I love for breakfast? No, the por If I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to pick a porridge, please, this is rooting stuff. The

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<v Speaker 2>berry packet one with the biddle berries in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Too sweet? Too sweet for me? Yeah, yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 1>like things to be natural. It's like, you're a real

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<v Speaker 1>synthetic guy, living this synthetic life.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got something for you, which is every husband's nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know how, We're like, let's see who's a better.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is going to be an easy win

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<v Speaker 2>for me because the porridge story, as riveting as that.

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<v Speaker 1>Was, people like it. People like porish. People are telling

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<v Speaker 1>us it's relatable. Should we bring back the Trump impressions?

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<v Speaker 1>Nut triggering?

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<v Speaker 2>Worst possible thing happened today? This morning happens to be

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<v Speaker 2>Tuesday morning.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst possible thing you got hit in the nuts. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I heard the garbage truck. April was pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, if that's the case, she's got some questions. The

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<v Speaker 2>answer the bin truck.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, where with the bins?

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<v Speaker 2>The bins were not out. God, this is the only

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<v Speaker 2>time I've ever forgot. But I heard the bin truck

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<v Speaker 2>coming while I was mid pooh.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell me the guys are working on the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I was mid pooh, and April goes, are the

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<v Speaker 2>bins out?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm scrolling and I went.

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<v Speaker 2>And she was like quick, I'm like and I had

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<v Speaker 2>to convince her that I was not in an appropriate

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<v Speaker 2>fashion to come out of the bathroom. Hadn't even snapped

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<v Speaker 2>off yet. I was going for a bit of cable.

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<v Speaker 2>So she she ran out without didn't take the bins.

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<v Speaker 1>She just ran out to see where the truck was.

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<v Speaker 1>So now I could have stopped I guess she could

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<v Speaker 1>have stopped them. She was in a ninety. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that, she's sick as well? Square with that guy

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<v Speaker 1>like stood in front of a tank. Oh, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>that with just just standing in front the truck. Don't move.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be historic photo that people look back at.

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<v Speaker 2>So I didn't make it. I didn't make it for

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<v Speaker 2>the red bin, which is the which is the general.

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<v Speaker 1>Ways, which is tiny. Anyway you can survive. You miss

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<v Speaker 1>a yellow bin for those you miss a cardboard bin.

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<v Speaker 1>Not ideal, not an ideal, but red bin.

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<v Speaker 2>You're out there, you're out especially we've got kids I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, fuck, what do I do?

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<v Speaker 1>What do I do with it?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>That's my question if anyone can help me, if anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Wants to come and take my bins, if the council's listening,

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<v Speaker 2>what do I do with it?

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<v Speaker 1>You dude, you haven't under the house area, Just store

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<v Speaker 1>it under there. Dude, you have like two football fields

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<v Speaker 1>in your backyard. Just dig a hole. I'm worried I

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<v Speaker 1>might dig up a body. It's landfill. Maybe I'll just like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't put at my father in law's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely coming in hot, Frank, there's a few nappy's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember. One of the worst times to forget to

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<v Speaker 1>put the bins out was around Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the worsd especially when this prawns and the

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<v Speaker 2>prawns and I had the prawns went back inside the freezer,

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<v Speaker 2>but then the other I had it in my garage.

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<v Speaker 1>I just had like this mountain of bins and then

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<v Speaker 1>maggots come real quick. Where did they come? They just spawn?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Like, how do they even All the

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<v Speaker 1>bags are tied up, and next thing, I got maggots everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's a question for you. Go, Okay, Runda next

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<v Speaker 1>door Yep, she's eighty odd. She's probably listening right now.

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<v Speaker 1>She has incredible hearing for an eighty year old. She's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely like got her ear to the brick wall right now,

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<v Speaker 1>to Bungey house. Yeah, I put her bins out. You

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<v Speaker 1>are such a good guy, Such a good guy. Only

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<v Speaker 1>ever puts the red bin out, maybe like once a

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<v Speaker 1>month because she lives by herself. Would she put when

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<v Speaker 1>the recycling bins out? Is it okay? Yes? Right? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I was gonna like? Last night the bins

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<v Speaker 1>went out and her blue bin the cardboard empty. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, can I just use her bin and put

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<v Speaker 1>I've already put her red bin out? Can I put

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<v Speaker 1>her blue bin out? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Ignorance is blissed, as they say, so I would just

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<v Speaker 2>assume that it's light because cardboards light, and then just

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<v Speaker 2>don't even look in there. Just take it out and

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<v Speaker 2>then fill it up with your shit was down there.

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<v Speaker 2>It feels so illegal. People talked talked about this a

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<v Speaker 2>lot because I got caught. Remember, if you want, you

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<v Speaker 2>could have brought some of your I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't have to drive away here with the fucking garbage

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<v Speaker 1>in the garbage. No, I know you never would That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm offering.

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<v Speaker 2>Just straight up, maybe I'll just burn the house down.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck it, it's all over now. For the next week,

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be carne Jamaica. Do we need to

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<v Speaker 2>flag that with April? She would just do it, Just

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<v Speaker 2>do it. It's just going to attract rats and all

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<v Speaker 2>sorts of wildlife.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, we have possums.

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<v Speaker 2>That scamper across the roof at night. They seem to

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<v Speaker 2>be getting heavier. I don't know if someone's feeding these

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<v Speaker 2>bossoms because I'll be sitting.

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<v Speaker 1>There and at first I was like, Oh, it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>no worry. Now they're like like an elephant's crossed on

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking the neighbors. I'm not sure. Have you got

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<v Speaker 1>athletics day coming up?

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<v Speaker 2>We do in September September April and are away for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you going to be Bali juice you on April? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Five nights. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>April was like, oh, I feel bad not taking the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, they've had their fucking holiday. This is my

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<v Speaker 2>holiday because every holiday we go with them, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy it at all. It's just a fucking chaos.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know what's going to happen you'll be there

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll be in the pool. Then you see another family,

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<v Speaker 1>a young kid and you go, oh me, man, see

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<v Speaker 1>how blank I looked at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Then now won't be kids their mate because we have

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<v Speaker 2>opted for a.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid free tell resort. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a boutique kid free resort. Let's go with that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got to be nice. It is going to be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>May I ask you a question, Ash, Yes, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure if you've seen the news recently in France? France,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what they're saying? I don't speak French.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea what they're saying over there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that was pretty good. So I missed it. Missed it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry again. No, I don't want it. It feels fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at the headline. The listeners are going, that

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<v Speaker 1>was good. Gear. You said, do you know what they're

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<v Speaker 1>saying in France? And what do you say? And I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't speak French, so I don't know. Jess is cacking.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, and also a nod to jest not being

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<v Speaker 1>here on holidays. That's nice, is very nice. You're having

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<v Speaker 1>a great time with her mother. So Ash, this headline

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<v Speaker 1>It says adult only hotels risk being banned in popular

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<v Speaker 1>European country France because they're a threat to society. A threat. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the word threat's been thrown around a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit too loosely.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a threat. Who threatening? The terrorists are like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I've taken our title hat. You know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not how they need to learn what threat actually means.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I give you a bit more context than you

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<v Speaker 2>can go? Okay, So adult only hotels, campsites and restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>could be banned in France as part of a planned

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<v Speaker 2>government cracked down.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah L. Harry, France's High Commissioner for Childhood, has said

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<v Speaker 1>that the country's no kids trend has caused violence violence

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<v Speaker 1>against children, reports The Times. The commissioner said that people

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<v Speaker 1>who complain about children being noisy are spreading the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that the children are a nuisance. They're right, gifts. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you mean spreading a rumor? I want a petition

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<v Speaker 1>to petition against that. I think, how is that? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>There's bigger problems, is there? Okay? Do you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a problem. There's growing intolerance to kids. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>we're pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't like kids, that's so what Like, that's

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<v Speaker 2>why does the government need to step in and be

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<v Speaker 2>like you must love kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Kids are going to be at your hotels? Is it here?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you check in and there's like a baby waiting

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<v Speaker 1>then and you're like, what the hell? Love it? It's

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<v Speaker 1>like sitting there, it's like pat it. You're not allowed in?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Maybe maybe children are being like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>on a plane being weaponized. Oh do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the terrorists needs to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Scrap the bombs, just drop kids everywhere. They'll be like

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<v Speaker 2>metal detectors. They are like kid detectors.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you carry any kids shirt bag? Don't come outside children?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone is one of those kid bombs. I think. I

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<v Speaker 1>think as someone who has two kids soon have three,

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<v Speaker 1>I think in absolutely welcome at only hotels and restaurants,

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<v Speaker 1>only adult hotels and restaurants.

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<v Speaker 2>People are fucking brave. Yeah, it's like they are a nuisance.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we assuming that they are? It's definitive they

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<v Speaker 2>are a nuisance. But it's like, let's not be naive here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like I segregation from kids and non kid places.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all four as a parent because it's like if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going here with my kid and the kids are

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<v Speaker 2>allowed there, fine, that is fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's a nice little treat that I can go

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Yeah, exactly, treat yourself as I say.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that. Imagine that your holiday ruined, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I did say to April when we were organizing this trip.

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<v Speaker 2>She said, look, I feel bad not taking the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Look for the last two years, let's say

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<v Speaker 2>sick weeks in total, I have dragged these kids through

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<v Speaker 2>Indonesia and I've only enjoyed myself maybe ten percent of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise I'm carrying or I'm repeating myself for kids in

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<v Speaker 2>environments where it's like I feel like I shouldn't have

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<v Speaker 2>to do that. So this time they can stay home.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll have my parents to look after them, they'll have

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<v Speaker 2>her parents, they'll have their own little sleepover holidays. They'll

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<v Speaker 2>have a good time. Are you going for just five nights? God?

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<v Speaker 2>And I even said if I go, if we are

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<v Speaker 2>going without the kids, and if we go somewhere and

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<v Speaker 2>I see a kid, it's going to ruin my holiday booth.

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<v Speaker 1>Just know that I hope you enjoy your holiday, but

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<v Speaker 1>what you're doing your trip away is contributing to the

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<v Speaker 1>downfall of society. I'm threatening everything about human human life.

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<v Speaker 1>It's on your shoulders. I think there's more to worry about.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, right than I agree, it's what do they say,

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<v Speaker 2>threatening our society?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're harsh words. Well, we're not a news podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>but we will continue to follow the story. Actually, where

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<v Speaker 1>was that story published? TikTok? Actually, well, originally The Times,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm reading it from Sydney Morning Herald ASH, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the country's finest news outlets. I see. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>what dates are you go on September?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not saying the dates because just like you

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<v Speaker 2>did in the last couple of episodes where you nearly

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<v Speaker 2>ruined a wedding in Bali, you're not going to ruin

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<v Speaker 2>my holiday by having.

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<v Speaker 1>People bombard me record a bonus episode with all this information.

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<v Speaker 1>So what you might miss, You might miss the birth

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<v Speaker 1>of Yobby. I know, I know. I didn't think about

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<v Speaker 1>that until just now when you brought it up. I

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<v Speaker 1>might do.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna have to wait, Lord is gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>hold it in cross your legs.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think she's going to be induced.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's were allowed to give that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm allowed to tell you. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm as I said that, I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, fuck, yeah, you're gonna get in trouble. Hey, something

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<v Speaker 2>you to just quickly bring up. You did ask me

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<v Speaker 2>about athletics. I wanted to ask you about have you

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<v Speaker 2>had a school disco yet?

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<v Speaker 1>We had a school fate It's in Paddington. It was

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<v Speaker 1>Was it a drop and go situation? It was at

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<v Speaker 1>a school fate, There was a there was a disco

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<v Speaker 1>going on Element disco? Element? Was it a threat to society?

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<v Speaker 1>My dancing was Oh no, you're a very good dancing

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. So it wasn't really like it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't the main feature. So I would say long answer, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>no you took them. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I did give you an opt out of this story

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<v Speaker 2>where I said it was a drop and go situation

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<v Speaker 2>like no, and then you continued and.

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<v Speaker 1>That was that was me getting you out of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Were invented in the early seventies when people did a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of this. No you went to a disco, No,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't go I did the drop off. But as

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Oscar goes to the same primary school. Who

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<v Speaker 2>is Oscar six?

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<v Speaker 1>Who which I.

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<v Speaker 2>Went to at the same age and this was his

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<v Speaker 2>first disco. And when I tell you this school has

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<v Speaker 2>not changed at all, I mean and it has not.

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<v Speaker 2>The only difference is now there's more fences around schools.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you noticed that? And when you were a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess getting in is harder. I'll tell you what's

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<v Speaker 1>a threat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, so it's I mean it's like for like

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<v Speaker 2>same hall where they have the disco, all this sort

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff, and we did do the drop so we

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<v Speaker 2>walk them down. It was like a glow themed obviously

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<v Speaker 2>glo sticks, glow sticks everywhere, kids glowing pants were glowing.

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<v Speaker 2>What a site, what a sight. So went to do

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<v Speaker 2>the drop off. A lot of flashbacks coming back to me.

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<v Speaker 1>At this year.

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<v Speaker 2>Have had a lot of flashbacks because of this situation

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<v Speaker 2>of nostalgic, I know, very nostalgic. And look disc goes

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<v Speaker 2>back when I was a kid, were a combination of

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<v Speaker 2>fun and traumatizing. Yeah, because you just dance with a girl,

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<v Speaker 2>answer with the girl, like it's segregated. There's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of hair spray involved because kids doing mohawks and yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>back in the day, like it was like a moh

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<v Speaker 2>or that you'd spray the hair coloring, not that because

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<v Speaker 2>your parents wouldn't let you die.

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<v Speaker 1>Went all out and that wasn't a thing back in

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<v Speaker 1>Brisbane when I was growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you missed out, No you didn't, because there was

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<v Speaker 2>traumatizing at the same time because like I said, like

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<v Speaker 2>we were saying, you don't know whether to dance with

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<v Speaker 2>a girl. How do you dance with a girl?

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<v Speaker 1>You just grind and kids, that's how babies are made.

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<v Speaker 1>We only really had like like high school, Like there

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<v Speaker 1>was another school that was an all girls school and

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<v Speaker 1>they would have discos that other people would get invited to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, so my memory, but that's high school stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I just grind Oscar leaves. You're like he's like taking

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<v Speaker 1>him with glow sticks and you like, remember kid, anyone

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<v Speaker 1>were coming up to you, just grin and grab on

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<v Speaker 1>and hold on for dear life.

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<v Speaker 2>But it reminded me of a simpler time Ash's childhood

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<v Speaker 2>where I attended a disco. I was a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>older than Oscow was a few years into my prime.

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<v Speaker 2>It might have been a year five or something like

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<v Speaker 2>that when it was like really getting to the point

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<v Speaker 2>end where it's kind of like you're like you know girls,

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<v Speaker 2>you're asking girls to the dance, that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>As cringe as it sounds right now, I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>think about this stuff without.

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<v Speaker 1>Like shivering, shivering, being like, oh, I'm the worst.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked this girl to the dance as a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>She said yes, which is great. I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but she went.

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<v Speaker 1>To the same school with you. Yeah, you can't go

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<v Speaker 1>as a date.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, beautiful together whatever that means at that age. But

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<v Speaker 2>it's actually where I shared. Is it a kiss? Not

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<v Speaker 2>first lip kiss? It was like cheek kiss. Oh you

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<v Speaker 2>started on the cheeks. Yeah, how old? How I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to remember. I think I was like ten or eleven. Yeah, nice,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean cool, just grind that was gonna yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>I aways remember it was just like just cringing out

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<v Speaker 2>of the whole how the whole thing's unfold where your

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<v Speaker 2>friends like egg you want you got to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>You can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you do it all those other kids that

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<v Speaker 2>have already done it, And it's like, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>What are the teachers doing when you're French kissing? I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't friends kissing someone. It was like a little I

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<v Speaker 1>remember that you used to have to dance like.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't like you didn't know how to dance, so

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<v Speaker 2>you're just like that's how Yeah, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually here just grind. We're grinding. Just made me really

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<v Speaker 1>remember that moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, you know, and then it made

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<v Speaker 2>me think like, actually, side note.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck, actually I've just had a well what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>A girl? I won't mention any names, but no, Rachel,

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<v Speaker 2>you can be here or I'm not going to get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Elizabeth. Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole thing was very nostalgic and cringeing for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite frankly, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sick of it.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were like asking the boys, because that all

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<v Speaker 2>of his friends are all boys, you know, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys, you know, and we were like, oh, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeffanny, Jeff girlfriends and stuff like that, and one of

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<v Speaker 2>one of one of the other kids, mums, was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he keeps talking about this Jade girl because a girl Jade,

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<v Speaker 2>Like is there a boy talking about no, No, someone

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<v Speaker 2>else one of the other kids. I'm like, they're a

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<v Speaker 2>bit young like to be talking about girls.

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<v Speaker 1>And then afterwards Marley talks about there's one boy from

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<v Speaker 1>daycare that she still talks about marrying. She's like, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>having kids with them. Wow, yeah, grinding. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's it's only normal, only normal. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool Because then when they they discut finished and I

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<v Speaker 2>spoke chatting to ask about the disco and he was like,

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<v Speaker 2>they played some really good songs and every time a

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<v Speaker 2>song comes on and they played at the disco, now's

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<v Speaker 2>they play.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh, what did you what did

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<v Speaker 1>you do?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, he was like, oh, you know, we

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<v Speaker 2>dance and stuff like that. And then I was talking

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<v Speaker 2>to one of the mums who was a volunteer and like, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what actually goes on in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's in a b hall? Fill me in, fill

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<v Speaker 1>me in.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, all I do is just a bunch of

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<v Speaker 2>kids running around Like it's like they're in a playground.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what's disco about it? She's like, the music,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a bunch of six year old kids running

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<v Speaker 2>around a hall to disco music.

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<v Speaker 1>I would pay good money to be in that mindset

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<v Speaker 1>where all you have to worry about is like not

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<v Speaker 1>pissing yourself. Yeah, Like that would just be like where's

0:19:25.800 --> 0:19:28.920
<v Speaker 1>the ext closed coming from? Yeah, that's it just so

0:19:29.200 --> 0:19:31.720
<v Speaker 1>naive to life's troubles. You picked osk her up and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what's that on your head?

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<v Speaker 2>He's got one of those tattoos on his head, like

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<v Speaker 2>the wash on tatoos on his forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, why, dude, why living man? Don't

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<v Speaker 1>bring me down anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to more discos, No, because I just

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<v Speaker 2>have flashbacks and we can.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come next disco. I'll volunteer with you. You just

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<v Speaker 1>said just grind and now you want to volunteer.

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<v Speaker 2>This the fun. I'm not judging you or anything, but

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<v Speaker 2>that sounds a bit okay, Well you got creditor is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stay outside the school fence. I refuse to volunteer

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<v Speaker 1>for anything at the school. I don't want to get.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get. Do you know what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Once you open the floodgates of volunteering and those who

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<v Speaker 2>do it and the mums who love it, credit to

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<v Speaker 2>credit to you, sucker, No credit to you, but for me,

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<v Speaker 2>not for me? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Very fair? Very fair? Have you have you been asked

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<v Speaker 1>to volunteer for anything at school? They did they did

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<v Speaker 1>a like a cinema night. They did a movie night.

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<v Speaker 1>And they did ask me to host it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>said no, but I will. I will hang on a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>What are you going to do in the in the movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I think the kids made it's like a what do

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<v Speaker 1>you call? How do you? How do you say they

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<v Speaker 1>made a move? Like a film festival? Fiver? They're very

0:20:54.760 --> 0:20:57.200
<v Speaker 1>good film festival. How old are these kids as a

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<v Speaker 1>whole school? Like grade sixes as well? Yeah? Right still, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave them my fees and they say we can't

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<v Speaker 1>afford it, and I said, this is a public school.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no helicopter ride. You can forget it. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to drive her to pick me up, take me to

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<v Speaker 1>the airport, so the school's down the road. I will volunteer.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like once you give him an inch'll take. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>April keeps like cand of throw me under the bus

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. I do I do just for one day.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to volunteer in the cafeteria, just to see what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, just to experience that thrill. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>think happened? Do you think it's going to be like

0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the bear? I don't know. The guy back there, guys

0:21:40.400 --> 0:21:43.560
<v Speaker 1>something different. Gordon Ramsay's Back's a new experience what you

0:21:43.640 --> 0:21:44.280
<v Speaker 1>can always just.

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<v Speaker 2>Go down there and ask, hey, can I just I

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<v Speaker 2>will I just I'm busy, bro, I'm busy do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do it on Fridays. You obviously know this. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that I'm having a baby. Sorry, Laura's having a baby. Yeah,

0:21:58.200 --> 0:22:03.040
<v Speaker 1>And it is such a big difference when you're expecting

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<v Speaker 1>your third child compared to number one and number two.

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<v Speaker 1>So I think for your first yeah, a, you're completely ignorant.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you got no idea how I've had a

0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.119
<v Speaker 1>dog before. Yeah, exactly, very different. And you're like, this

0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:20.200
<v Speaker 1>is going to be beautiful, It's going to change my life,

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<v Speaker 1>which like it is, and it does. It's like it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're totally ignorant to just how hard it could be.

0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:30.840
<v Speaker 1>You find yet fine, you pretty much find that. You

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<v Speaker 1>just like once you have it, you're learning on the job,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like me and my partner, you know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>will never argue, we'll get along. Bullshit wrong, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>will hate each other. There's so much you are wrong

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<v Speaker 1>about before having your first kid. Put that on T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll said thank you. And at the same time, everyone's

0:22:48.480 --> 0:22:51.399
<v Speaker 1>reaction to you having your first child, it's pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>the same, like it's met with oh my gosh, that's

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<v Speaker 1>so incredible, amazing, congratulations, like well done.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the further away the separation of person you tell,

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<v Speaker 2>the less heartfelt it is. I agree, but family, immediate family,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, second tier, Oh congratulate.

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<v Speaker 1>You could argue that it's still pretty consistent.

0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:18.880
<v Speaker 2>Everyone one's always like, oh, there's always one mate.

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<v Speaker 3>It is like.

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<v Speaker 1>You, And so that's what it's like for number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two is pretty similar. People are still like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a beautiful thing. You've got, you know, two children,

0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:36.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, the family is complete. Now well done, Greg

0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:38.040
<v Speaker 1>got great, pat on the back. And then there's the

0:23:38.080 --> 0:23:41.840
<v Speaker 1>odd person who's like two or it does creep in, yeah,

0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:44.560
<v Speaker 1>you go on again, it does. Yeah. Yet there all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden people start to like, there's a little

0:23:46.560 --> 0:23:50.320
<v Speaker 1>peppering of people being like good luck. But also for

0:23:50.520 --> 0:23:56.240
<v Speaker 1>us number one, Marley Dream Child so easy was incredible.

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 1>So we experienced what it was like having like a

0:23:59.240 --> 0:24:03.080
<v Speaker 1>ten out of ten. The unicorn the Unicorn child. Lola

0:24:03.320 --> 0:24:05.760
<v Speaker 1>was the complete other end of the spectrum. She's a donkey.

0:24:06.200 --> 0:24:09.919
<v Speaker 1>Yeah sorry, Lola.

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<v Speaker 2>When you do listen to these when you're older, if

0:24:12.200 --> 0:24:14.080
<v Speaker 2>hey Donkey was an indearment.

0:24:14.320 --> 0:24:17.399
<v Speaker 1>There is a video on my phone. It's taken at

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<v Speaker 1>like three in the morning. And for the first eight

0:24:20.160 --> 0:24:23.000
<v Speaker 1>months it was really just like the anxiety of every

0:24:23.160 --> 0:24:25.080
<v Speaker 1>night time, knowing that you're going to go in and

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:27.760
<v Speaker 1>at the absolute best case scenario you're going to get

0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:31.480
<v Speaker 1>like two hours of solid sleep. Before she would just scream,

0:24:31.600 --> 0:24:34.000
<v Speaker 1>scream in your arms for a good forty five minutes.

0:24:34.400 --> 0:24:36.440
<v Speaker 1>And I have a video where I'm feeling myself just

0:24:36.520 --> 0:24:39.000
<v Speaker 1>walking down the hallway with a screaming child like it's

0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:41.280
<v Speaker 1>being murdered and there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing,

0:24:41.400 --> 0:24:43.960
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, that's to me, that's what the newborn

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:47.880
<v Speaker 1>phase was like with Lola. Yeah, and that's the latest one. Yeah,

0:24:48.640 --> 0:24:51.320
<v Speaker 1>And so in my head, I've got a reference point

0:24:51.440 --> 0:24:55.400
<v Speaker 1>for how incredible it can be, but also then how

0:24:55.520 --> 0:24:58.840
<v Speaker 1>incredibly hard it can be, just like the complete other extreme.

0:25:00.000 --> 0:25:01.680
<v Speaker 1>There's nothing that you can do as a parent that

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:04.119
<v Speaker 1>controls where you end up on that scale. It's just

0:25:04.240 --> 0:25:07.520
<v Speaker 1>complete random pot luck. Oh yeah, and you just hope

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:10.280
<v Speaker 1>that you get one that eats and sleeps.

0:25:10.560 --> 0:25:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, eats and sleeps, that's all you want, Like, I

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.520
<v Speaker 2>don't if it shits itself. It pisces, don't care, do

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:20.440
<v Speaker 2>not care whatsoever, eat, sleep.

0:25:20.840 --> 0:25:23.600
<v Speaker 1>The absolute dream. They're like the two most important criteria

0:25:23.680 --> 0:25:27.000
<v Speaker 1>for having a nice child. And so at the same time,

0:25:27.600 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 1>we've got this level of apprehension where Laura and I

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 1>are both kind of like fuck, like what are we

0:25:33.400 --> 0:25:36.560
<v Speaker 1>going to get? We don't know, probably a baby hopefully

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:40.760
<v Speaker 1>if it's not concerning. But everyone's reaction to number three

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:45.040
<v Speaker 1>is like whoa shot? Your brave?

0:25:45.280 --> 0:25:47.840
<v Speaker 2>And even when like I talk to people about it

0:25:48.040 --> 0:25:51.399
<v Speaker 2>and they're like Matt having his third they're like, what.

0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:57.560
<v Speaker 1>It's like saying I'm going on a solo flight around

0:25:57.600 --> 0:25:59.200
<v Speaker 1>the world, and they're like, you don't know how to fly?

0:25:59.600 --> 0:26:04.120
<v Speaker 1>What is doing? Everyone's reaction is like holding my hand

0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:06.440
<v Speaker 1>being like good luck. Yeah. It's kind of like you

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:10.200
<v Speaker 1>need to go from being a people manager to crowd control. Yeah,

0:26:10.880 --> 0:26:13.040
<v Speaker 1>just like that. It's like, oh, fuck, I've got there's

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:15.959
<v Speaker 1>more of them than there is of you and and Laura. Now,

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:19.320
<v Speaker 1>so that will be the difference now, is that we're

0:26:19.359 --> 0:26:25.000
<v Speaker 1>going into September. Was so much apprehension. Yeah, I'm like

0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:29.720
<v Speaker 1>just bracing myself right now for what's to come. Yeah,

0:26:30.000 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like I couldn't do it. I'm sorry. Look, we

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:38.399
<v Speaker 1>had Oscar, and Oscar he was the demoned he was.

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:41.440
<v Speaker 2>He was the Lola in the situation where he to

0:26:41.560 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 2>be fair after some after some you know, doctor's appointments

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:48.760
<v Speaker 2>and stuff, there was other things going on. But yeah,

0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:51.440
<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, fucking holl this thing doesn't he doesn't sleep.

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:53.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like fox sake, and it was to the

0:26:53.640 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 2>point where I was like, I don't want another one.

0:26:56.880 --> 0:27:00.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the thing point I would if I waive

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:03.040
<v Speaker 1>a magic wand I would almost skip the first twelve

0:27:03.080 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 1>months because I think that's the hardest part of parenting.

0:27:05.960 --> 0:27:07.960
<v Speaker 1>And I know, obviously like there's a lot to still come,

0:27:09.640 --> 0:27:13.080
<v Speaker 1>but I'm like newborn phase. I know some people love it,

0:27:13.160 --> 0:27:15.760
<v Speaker 1>though so do people. You're going to get people are

0:27:15.800 --> 0:27:18.280
<v Speaker 1>going to come out at you for that and come

0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:21.280
<v Speaker 1>at me. If you love that newborn phase, great for us.

0:27:21.520 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 1>It is the absolute hardest. But then something happened where

0:27:25.760 --> 0:27:28.119
<v Speaker 1>I think it was it was the biggest switch of

0:27:28.880 --> 0:27:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Like obviously when Laura was first pregnant, was so excited,

0:27:32.240 --> 0:27:35.359
<v Speaker 1>we were stoked, and then the last couple of weeks

0:27:35.359 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 1>it's just been this stuck in this cycle of like

0:27:37.920 --> 0:27:40.280
<v Speaker 1>bracing for what's to come. And then something happened where

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>it was like the biggest change in my mentality. And

0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:48.000
<v Speaker 1>so Laura messaged me a couple of weeks ago and

0:27:48.119 --> 0:27:55.520
<v Speaker 1>she's like I'm bleeding and I was like, uh, like

0:27:55.680 --> 0:27:58.159
<v Speaker 1>is it bad? And She's like it's not good, Like

0:27:58.280 --> 0:28:01.840
<v Speaker 1>it's enough to be like this is concern shit. And

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:06.080
<v Speaker 1>it was weird in that the whole time, I mean

0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 1>this mindset of like like you know, apprehension, I'm like tense,

0:28:13.320 --> 0:28:15.920
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited, but it's not the overwhelming feeling that I

0:28:16.119 --> 0:28:18.359
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of the time. Yeah, because the apprehension

0:28:18.440 --> 0:28:20.280
<v Speaker 1>sort of trumps it a bit because it's there. And

0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:23.640
<v Speaker 1>then all of a sudden, it was it was such

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:26.320
<v Speaker 1>an immediate switch where I was like, oh shit, you know,

0:28:26.520 --> 0:28:28.640
<v Speaker 1>we're not in the clear at all. Something could go wrong.

0:28:29.119 --> 0:28:31.160
<v Speaker 1>And then the thought of we might lose this baby

0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:35.600
<v Speaker 1>was just the surge of a realization of how much

0:28:36.880 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 1>I do want this child and obviously you know I

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:44.000
<v Speaker 1>want to have with a kid, but that overtook the

0:28:44.080 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 1>apprehension totally totally, and it was such not that you

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:50.440
<v Speaker 1>want to go through that. I have to say that

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:54.880
<v Speaker 1>after twenty four hours, the bleeding stopped, we went, Laura

0:28:55.040 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>was checked out. Everything was fine, Thank goodness, and you

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:01.800
<v Speaker 1>wouldn't wish that's situation and that you know, intense twenty

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:04.080
<v Speaker 1>four hours upon anyone. But at the same time, it

0:29:04.200 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>was really important for me to just have that reality

0:29:07.040 --> 0:29:10.280
<v Speaker 1>check of like, don't forget you will do anything with

0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:10.960
<v Speaker 1>this kid for.

0:29:11.040 --> 0:29:14.600
<v Speaker 2>Sure, and like the apprehension is just from past experience,

0:29:14.760 --> 0:29:17.720
<v Speaker 2>right yeah, where you're like, Okay, well, look, we're going

0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 2>to get what we're going to get, but maybe I

0:29:19.840 --> 0:29:22.200
<v Speaker 2>should concentrate on being more excited about it.

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.840
<v Speaker 1>Than worried about what we're going to get. Anyone who's

0:29:24.840 --> 0:29:27.160
<v Speaker 1>reached out being like, well you're brave, that's not a

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:29.080
<v Speaker 1>dig year. I think it's great. I love people haven't

0:29:29.200 --> 0:29:33.040
<v Speaker 1>had that chat. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but it's yeah.

0:29:33.040 --> 0:29:35.600
<v Speaker 1>It was an important moment for me during this pregnancy,

0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:39.880
<v Speaker 1>which is also just like we're flying so fast. I

0:29:40.000 --> 0:29:41.920
<v Speaker 1>know for me, Laura is like no, it's fucking not.

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeh, Syla. But yeah, we're like, well,

0:29:45.240 --> 0:29:48.760
<v Speaker 1>well passed the halfway mark. Well I'm glad, everything's okay.

0:29:48.880 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're having worried for a second there because

0:29:50.480 --> 0:29:51.960
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen Laura in a little while.

0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, she's doing good. She's doing good. She's doing good.

0:29:55.080 --> 0:29:58.440
<v Speaker 1>So poppy at the moment, I think there's definitely poppy,

0:29:59.160 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>definitely poppy. I think we're debating at the moment on

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:06.880
<v Speaker 1>the middle name. I will not reveal because I don't

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:08.000
<v Speaker 1>know if I'm allowed to or not.

0:30:08.400 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, start it, Rupert, Oh, that's actually that is

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 2>beautiful poppy, Rupert Johnson.

0:30:16.480 --> 0:30:19.040
<v Speaker 1>We've got a message ash from Live. You know, we

0:30:19.160 --> 0:30:22.520
<v Speaker 1>joke about the song on pair rants that's the greatest?

0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Is it the greatest? Or is it lies?

0:30:25.160 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because let's have for those of you who don't remember,

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:32.080
<v Speaker 1>let's have a little listen. Now, tell me loud, tell

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:39.840
<v Speaker 1>me little loud. That's a great theme song. That's a

0:30:39.880 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 1>bob is one of our best That is Yeah, it

0:30:43.360 --> 0:30:45.720
<v Speaker 1>just fits in so well. And Live has requested that

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:49.360
<v Speaker 1>segment to come back because she loves the theme song

0:30:49.440 --> 0:30:51.719
<v Speaker 1>so much. And I said, look, if you can get

0:30:51.760 --> 0:30:54.880
<v Speaker 1>some lies in the Facebook group, we'll bring it back.

0:30:55.320 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 1>And we're bringing it back.

0:30:56.840 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So she's back right one week only for now,

0:31:02.240 --> 0:31:04.280
<v Speaker 2>and we decide to rehash it now.

0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Now, would you like to go first, man, would you

0:31:06.440 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 1>go first? My guy first?

0:31:07.600 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 2>One from Gemma This is great. The warm spots in

0:31:11.960 --> 0:31:19.360
<v Speaker 2>the water is where the fish have swam. Don't follow

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:21.880
<v Speaker 2>me around Bali because heeps the fish in those pools.

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>This one's from Lauren. Hi, Lauren, and Lar's what's up?

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:31.960
<v Speaker 1>She says, we wave goodbye to dad as he goes

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>to work for the day. Really he's walking down to

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:38.280
<v Speaker 1>the front study as he works from home half the time.

0:31:38.800 --> 0:31:41.120
<v Speaker 1>But if the kids know that, they will hassle him,

0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:45.240
<v Speaker 1>that's genius. That's a hack. If anything, what happens if

0:31:45.280 --> 0:31:46.760
<v Speaker 1>you need to go to the bathroom and they're like

0:31:48.040 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 1>o'ld diapers, baby, it's genius though.

0:31:51.880 --> 0:31:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Because April works from home like all the time, and

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:57.320
<v Speaker 2>sometimes if there's a kid off sick or whatever, or Thursdays,

0:31:57.320 --> 0:32:00.400
<v Speaker 2>I have Macy Emily just home. She will not leave

0:32:00.440 --> 0:32:03.440
<v Speaker 2>her alone, like able to be on a meeting with

0:32:03.600 --> 0:32:06.480
<v Speaker 2>like a screen full of people and makes you just

0:32:08.320 --> 0:32:10.720
<v Speaker 2>bobbing her head in and she's mosy's in like she's

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:11.640
<v Speaker 2>late for the meeting.

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:14.160
<v Speaker 1>With her eclipsement and a bowl of heads from the

0:32:14.240 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 1>lego that she's been capitatd.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she's got a notepad though, taking notes.

0:32:19.760 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 2>The next one is from Crystal. Anytime we have a

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:24.720
<v Speaker 2>card le scrape, we like to take a photo and

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:28.760
<v Speaker 2>send it to the doctor. The doctor evaluates the injury

0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:31.040
<v Speaker 2>and writes back if it requires a band aid or not,

0:32:32.160 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 2>it's a no.

0:32:33.200 --> 0:32:36.520
<v Speaker 1>But if the doctor says so, then tantrum avoid it.

0:32:37.040 --> 0:32:40.600
<v Speaker 1>That is genius. These are hacks as well, though you

0:32:40.680 --> 0:32:43.560
<v Speaker 1>know you're lying is the ultimate parenting hat. It is.

0:32:43.800 --> 0:32:49.080
<v Speaker 1>It is because the T shirt very good. Lola man,

0:32:49.200 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 1>she's like, we bought some we bought some superhero bandaids,

0:32:54.640 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 1>and she's just it's like crack for her. She used

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:59.600
<v Speaker 1>to be addicted to dummies. Now she's just like, give

0:32:59.640 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 1>me what.

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:06.240
<v Speaker 2>She's like scratch, which she finds nicorette patches. This is

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Daly finished the lie because there's more to it, she says,

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>she finishes with Really, it's just me sending the pick.

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 1>She actually sends the pick, so that's commitment to the lie.

0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:18.960
<v Speaker 2>Sends the pick to one of my friends, who writes back,

0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 2>no band aid required works every time.

0:33:21.600 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Who's the friend? Yeah on the payroll.

0:33:26.560 --> 0:33:29.440
<v Speaker 2>Imagine trying to explain that message to someone that you've

0:33:29.560 --> 0:33:31.840
<v Speaker 2>just met. That sees you get that message and it's

0:33:31.920 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 2>like a picture of a kid with it. I was like,

0:33:34.080 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 2>what are you into?

0:33:34.880 --> 0:33:38.440
<v Speaker 1>It's like now you n u Oh Crystal, Chris has

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 1>got too She's got too Wow. Put her on the payroll.

0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:46.640
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely the backbone of this podcast. But also it's concerning

0:33:46.720 --> 0:33:49.960
<v Speaker 1>how much she lies. Yeah, not hit a judge. You

0:33:50.120 --> 0:33:54.959
<v Speaker 1>aren't rich from you sorry. The lollly Man delivers lollies

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:58.640
<v Speaker 1>to the shop daily. However, there is never enough for

0:33:58.760 --> 0:34:01.640
<v Speaker 1>all the kids, and sometimes when mom or dad goes

0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:03.400
<v Speaker 1>to the shops there's none left.

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>Genius.

0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:07.560
<v Speaker 1>This goes with ice creams and fizzy drinks. The lollie

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Man is super busy and sometimes he gets to the

0:34:10.080 --> 0:34:16.640
<v Speaker 1>shops late, sometimes at all. Genius. Crystal is a diabolical genius. Yes,

0:34:17.360 --> 0:34:26.839
<v Speaker 1>she's like she's like the villain. I love the ashy one.

0:34:26.920 --> 0:34:28.919
<v Speaker 1>Last little short while we get squeezed in there. Sure

0:34:29.280 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>from from Jode's Jodes.

0:34:36.400 --> 0:34:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Very quick, but very good. Jody says, all meat is chicken.

0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 2>It reminds me of that time I gave Oscar steak

0:34:45.680 --> 0:34:46.759
<v Speaker 2>for the first time and he was.

0:34:46.760 --> 0:34:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Like his chicken's brown. Yeah, he's already like critiquing my

0:34:54.280 --> 0:34:57.200
<v Speaker 1>cooking very good Ash. One of my favorite things to

0:34:57.280 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 1>do each week is to give parents in this country

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>from all over the world a chance to have a rant.

0:35:03.640 --> 0:35:05.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh I love that about their life.

0:35:05.760 --> 0:35:09.720
<v Speaker 2>People love to get it off their chest. So, without

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:16.720
<v Speaker 2>further ado, let's do You don't mostly progression, you don't

0:35:16.840 --> 0:35:26.080
<v Speaker 2>want tomsel, Just tell me what your parent do?

0:35:26.200 --> 0:35:30.680
<v Speaker 1>You want my grandpa at the shop? You don't want

0:35:30.760 --> 0:35:39.759
<v Speaker 1>advice refrangers, Go and tell me what is your part? Matta.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go first because your sister has actually sent

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<v Speaker 2>through a submission.

0:35:44.640 --> 0:35:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Well, how come you speaking to my sister? Never mind,

0:35:48.880 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 1>he Kate, I'll see you later. What has she got

0:35:51.040 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 1>to say? Ladies? What's doing? This is what she has

0:35:53.760 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>to say?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, guys, I just wanted to contribute to your parant segment.

0:35:58.640 --> 0:36:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I have a complaint that there are not enough gyms

0:36:01.640 --> 0:36:06.520
<v Speaker 3>with child minding facilities. Every health practitioner is on about

0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:09.080
<v Speaker 3>moving your body, but what a parent's meant to.

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<v Speaker 1>Do when you've got to look after kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Gyms need to have more child minding facilities.

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<v Speaker 1>Fair, I'd say move, that's pretty fair. I remember cracious crash.

0:36:22.480 --> 0:36:24.800
<v Speaker 2>If you don't know, it's referred to as a crash

0:36:25.040 --> 0:36:27.239
<v Speaker 2>or crash however you want to pronounce they are.

0:36:27.480 --> 0:36:29.640
<v Speaker 1>They're dwindling numbers to do. Someone say it's a threat,

0:36:31.520 --> 0:36:34.800
<v Speaker 1>existential threat, it is. I don't know what the problem is.

0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess it's got to be expensive, right

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:39.719
<v Speaker 1>to run the gym plus have There was one up

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:41.920
<v Speaker 1>the road and it was great. Sometimes I just do

0:36:42.000 --> 0:36:43.560
<v Speaker 1>my shopping and I just leave the kids down and

0:36:43.600 --> 0:36:46.440
<v Speaker 1>be like, well, off to the gym. How long can

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 1>you leave them there? For? Days? Oh? Definitely not to know.

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:53.960
<v Speaker 1>I know, I agree, And I think what's really important

0:36:54.040 --> 0:36:56.239
<v Speaker 1>is the fact that my sister, she wants to get

0:36:56.239 --> 0:37:00.840
<v Speaker 1>a gains, she wants to come on. What come on?

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:05.640
<v Speaker 1>She does need to come What does April do? April

0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:08.520
<v Speaker 1>squats nat? What does she do with the kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes there's a crache at her cult Jim she goes

0:37:12.320 --> 0:37:14.680
<v Speaker 2>to It must be nice, yes, but it's also a

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:17.680
<v Speaker 2>bit cult vibes. I'm waiting for my kids to be

0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:20.480
<v Speaker 2>converted into something. They come home, they'll be like hell,

0:37:20.520 --> 0:37:25.720
<v Speaker 2>little fage, they just protein squat.

0:37:26.280 --> 0:37:30.439
<v Speaker 1>Ask her what very good? Thank you Kate?

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 3>It is?

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:33.719
<v Speaker 1>Which is Matt's sister Shout out to Kate. This one

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:37.359
<v Speaker 1>is from Piper and ooh, this is a good one.

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:42.360
<v Speaker 1>When strangers touch my babies in the pram or worse,

0:37:42.680 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 1>when they've just fallen asleep. Why are strangers touching your bait?

0:37:47.200 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 1>Why are you letting them touch you? I've had it's

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:52.359
<v Speaker 1>happened before where someone's like, that's such a cute baby,

0:37:52.360 --> 0:37:54.240
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, thank you so much, and then before

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.440
<v Speaker 1>you know it, they're like stroking a child and you're like,

0:37:57.040 --> 0:37:59.640
<v Speaker 1>get off my child. What do you say? Like, you

0:37:59.680 --> 0:38:02.080
<v Speaker 1>don't want to be rude, but there's boundaries, I know.

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:38:03.360 --> 0:38:04.800
<v Speaker 1>It's a bit of an eck, isn't it.

0:38:04.920 --> 0:38:08.120
<v Speaker 2>I Mean it's like, could you imagine me just coming

0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:10.640
<v Speaker 2>up to you on the street and being like, you're

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:11.440
<v Speaker 2>a handsome man.

0:38:12.840 --> 0:38:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Scratch on the top of your head. Ah, you know

0:38:16.239 --> 0:38:19.839
<v Speaker 1>what else? You can scratch the side of your head

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:26.719
<v Speaker 1>your cock? Yeah? I agree, Piper, are not on I'm

0:38:26.760 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>not into it. I am not into it at all. Now.

0:38:29.560 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't even to read this.

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<v Speaker 2>One off my phone because I have a personal gripe.

0:38:34.480 --> 0:38:38.440
<v Speaker 2>But you got kids sport. Let's talk about that really quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Go Okay, I'm all for the health aspect. You just

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:44.399
<v Speaker 2>copying my sister no, no, no, no, this is very

0:38:44.480 --> 0:38:47.000
<v Speaker 2>vastly different. But the problem I have with it is

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:49.440
<v Speaker 2>the expense of it. And now let me tell you

0:38:49.560 --> 0:38:52.960
<v Speaker 2>why I've got shits about it. Okay, So we did

0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:57.319
<v Speaker 2>a trial for jiu jitsu with Oscar yesterday because he's

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:58.320
<v Speaker 2>like a spider monkey.

0:38:58.760 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 1>You need to harness this spider monkeyness. But that a

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.480
<v Speaker 1>jiu jitsu is it's a cheap sport. Is like, that's

0:39:04.520 --> 0:39:06.200
<v Speaker 1>what you think. What happened? That's what you think.

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 2>There's no balls involved, and we know expensive balls are

0:39:08.800 --> 0:39:11.840
<v Speaker 2>chiodow for a draw. Loved it finally something that he

0:39:12.120 --> 0:39:14.719
<v Speaker 2>really really loved, and like, great, I'm happy. I'm happy

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:17.440
<v Speaker 2>he likes it because you can defend himself too. And

0:39:17.520 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 2>then I get home and I was like I had

0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:21.680
<v Speaker 2>to go great and I was just showing April all

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:24.640
<v Speaker 2>of his moves. He's pumped, and April goes, how much

0:39:24.760 --> 0:39:27.960
<v Speaker 2>is it? Two hundred bucks a month? Not too bad?

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:28.839
<v Speaker 3>Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you for real? How many classes?

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:34.520
<v Speaker 2>Well that's unlimited, but he's not going to go every day.

0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:38.120
<v Speaker 2>I've got to take him. He lives us. He's moving

0:39:38.160 --> 0:39:41.480
<v Speaker 2>in seriously two hundred and that's because only it's only

0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:43.719
<v Speaker 2>two hundred because you've got to sign up for twelve months.

0:39:43.920 --> 0:39:46.520
<v Speaker 2>He might not like it after six months, So like

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 2>they're trapping you, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just on the floor, but financially. Very good, very

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>good from you.

0:39:53.400 --> 0:39:57.080
<v Speaker 2>But I think we should overhaul the kids' sports, make

0:39:57.120 --> 0:39:57.920
<v Speaker 2>it cheaper than that.

0:39:58.040 --> 0:40:00.799
<v Speaker 1>They're tiny. He doesn't. He's gonna have to get a job.

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:04.840
<v Speaker 2>That's my rant round away anyway, so as he's going

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:06.160
<v Speaker 2>to be doing jiu jitsu five days a week.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, get our money's worth. Very good. This one is

0:40:08.719 --> 0:40:13.759
<v Speaker 1>from Caitlin. Caitlyn, what's happening? She says, shops that don't

0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:16.799
<v Speaker 1>open before nine am. I've lived forty two lives before

0:40:16.920 --> 0:40:19.080
<v Speaker 1>nine am. Just let me go and get hit my

0:40:19.160 --> 0:40:22.080
<v Speaker 1>groceries with my little no sleep gremlins at seven am,

0:40:22.200 --> 0:40:24.839
<v Speaker 1>since I'm already awake. Very good, very good.

0:40:25.400 --> 0:40:28.719
<v Speaker 2>Sunday morning shop before ten am, because everything opens at

0:40:28.719 --> 0:40:31.879
<v Speaker 2>ten am on a Sunday is the best barely anyone around.

0:40:31.920 --> 0:40:32.319
<v Speaker 1>It's great.

0:40:32.680 --> 0:40:35.600
<v Speaker 2>It makes it so much easier parking, moving your trolley

0:40:35.680 --> 0:40:37.879
<v Speaker 2>up and oh goodiful love it the dream, the dream.

0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Final one from me today is and I don't know

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:43.480
<v Speaker 2>if your kids do this. This is from Jess and

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:46.800
<v Speaker 2>it says my producer, No, I should have kids. No,

0:40:47.719 --> 0:40:51.320
<v Speaker 2>why can't kids just be bored for once? That's the

0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:54.279
<v Speaker 2>that's the start of the rant. Now I'm going to

0:40:54.360 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 2>extend on that because Oscar is the worst at this

0:40:58.880 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 2>one second of not doing doing some sort of activity,

0:41:02.280 --> 0:41:02.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm bored.

0:41:03.640 --> 0:41:07.800
<v Speaker 1>H almost like he's got add How dare you?

0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:11.240
<v Speaker 2>How do you diagnose my child like that? But also

0:41:11.920 --> 0:41:15.080
<v Speaker 2>bro come on, it started to become like a trigger

0:41:15.120 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 2>word for me. It's like, I'm bored. And before he

0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:23.080
<v Speaker 2>even finishes with the word bored, I'm like, find something

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:24.520
<v Speaker 2>to do back.

0:41:24.360 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 1>In my day. Oh, that's another one. Let's not start

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>on that. Be bored, kids of the world, be bored.

0:41:32.400 --> 0:41:34.280
<v Speaker 1>As we have to give thanks to a very special

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:37.719
<v Speaker 1>partner this week who has sponsored pair rants. It is,

0:41:37.800 --> 0:41:39.720
<v Speaker 1>of course just low prices.

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Every day we're talking about Aldie, Good, Different, delicious, Matthew.

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Let should we finished this off with a couple of

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:49.160
<v Speaker 1>questions today, A couple of questions. Look, I've got one

0:41:49.239 --> 0:41:51.560
<v Speaker 1>that I want to ask you. Just want to get

0:41:51.560 --> 0:41:57.080
<v Speaker 1>your opinion here. Every couple does this. We have a

0:41:57.120 --> 0:42:01.279
<v Speaker 1>little argument, a little tiff if you will, And I

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:04.560
<v Speaker 1>would love to get a third party opinion of who

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:08.360
<v Speaker 1>was in the wrong. If that's okay, you may be

0:42:08.400 --> 0:42:12.320
<v Speaker 1>a bit biased towards me, but it's important that you

0:42:12.480 --> 0:42:15.680
<v Speaker 1>stay spit it out. Okay. So we went to the

0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:18.839
<v Speaker 1>alid other house. Is this putting you and Laura? You're wrong?

0:42:19.000 --> 0:42:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Full stop? Moving on, go on, okay, what just listen,

0:42:25.480 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to cross a pregnant woman full stop.

0:42:29.600 --> 0:42:32.799
<v Speaker 1>You're right. It gives me anyway. So we're going down

0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:34.719
<v Speaker 1>to the olid other house on Friday, as you know,

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:40.800
<v Speaker 1>must be nice, thank you. It is my job to

0:42:40.840 --> 0:42:43.319
<v Speaker 1>pack the car, yeah, because you're not let to lift

0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:46.759
<v Speaker 1>anything heavy. So I packed the car, put everything in there,

0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:51.560
<v Speaker 1>and even Laura looked at the boot because we like

0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:53.680
<v Speaker 1>had to bring some like a vacuum cleaner down with

0:42:53.800 --> 0:42:57.040
<v Speaker 1>us as well, like lots of you know, wives love

0:42:57.200 --> 0:43:01.640
<v Speaker 1>packing unnecessary things. I do brought half the kitchen sink.

0:43:02.040 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't need that, but I got all of the cars.

0:43:03.520 --> 0:43:05.080
<v Speaker 1>So we get to the car and Laura goes, wow,

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:06.840
<v Speaker 1>you got everything in there. I go, yeah, look, you know,

0:43:07.040 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 1>like Tetris, it was just full to the brim and

0:43:09.640 --> 0:43:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I even said, oh, do you reckon? I could squeeze

0:43:11.480 --> 0:43:14.200
<v Speaker 1>in my spearfishing gear and she says, yeah, yeah. I

0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:16.319
<v Speaker 1>put it like in front of Marley, put the floor

0:43:16.360 --> 0:43:19.439
<v Speaker 1>there and I was like, Greg, are great, drive down

0:43:19.480 --> 0:43:21.480
<v Speaker 1>that it's three and a half hours from Sydney. We

0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:24.839
<v Speaker 1>get there, I unpacked the car because it's my job,

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:27.279
<v Speaker 1>and then Laura goes, hey, can you just get my

0:43:27.640 --> 0:43:30.920
<v Speaker 1>bag out of the car. I said, your handbag and

0:43:31.000 --> 0:43:34.120
<v Speaker 1>she goes no, no, no, no, my suitcase. And I said, no,

0:43:34.360 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>you're it's here. It's the big suitcase because we we

0:43:37.920 --> 0:43:40.120
<v Speaker 1>would always just put all of our clothes into one

0:43:40.160 --> 0:43:43.080
<v Speaker 1>big suitcase. Road trip. It's in a couple of nights

0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:45.719
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, no, I told you that I packed

0:43:45.719 --> 0:43:52.399
<v Speaker 1>a separate bag. I was like, did you and she goes, yeah,

0:43:53.080 --> 0:43:54.959
<v Speaker 1>Now you remember. I actually bring up the small bag

0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:56.440
<v Speaker 1>a few nights to go and I put some stuff

0:43:56.480 --> 0:43:59.319
<v Speaker 1>in there and I said to you can you put

0:43:59.320 --> 0:44:02.440
<v Speaker 1>the bags in the car And I was like, well,

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:05.439
<v Speaker 1>that's because we had a few bags. So I said,

0:44:05.440 --> 0:44:07.320
<v Speaker 1>where did you leave the bagage? Because in the bedroom

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:11.399
<v Speaker 1>m because you can't lift it too. It's not meant

0:44:11.400 --> 0:44:13.560
<v Speaker 1>to be lifting. I could She's not meant to be.

0:44:13.800 --> 0:44:14.560
<v Speaker 1>It's advised.

0:44:14.760 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 2>It's a small bag. It's like you could drink if

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:18.320
<v Speaker 2>you're pregnant, but it's advised.

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:22.719
<v Speaker 1>Not to great point. Thank you. So Laura has now

0:44:22.840 --> 0:44:27.680
<v Speaker 1>realized that she has nothing. She's a phone, you's a

0:44:27.719 --> 0:44:31.160
<v Speaker 1>charge out, a laptop at a bottle of water, but

0:44:31.239 --> 0:44:34.960
<v Speaker 1>sheould be hydrated. Also doesn't help that she pissed herself

0:44:35.000 --> 0:44:37.960
<v Speaker 1>in the car. Ah, she coughed, had a roade cough.

0:44:39.600 --> 0:44:40.719
<v Speaker 1>So I would like to know.

0:44:41.280 --> 0:44:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, who's your fault here? I've told you I knew it.

0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:49.240
<v Speaker 2>I knew it immediately because she did say packed the bags.

0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:51.520
<v Speaker 2>But I'm not crossing are pregnant woman here?

0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:54.359
<v Speaker 1>Bro, don't change, don't change the setup. We always packed

0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:55.880
<v Speaker 1>the one big family bag, but.

0:44:56.200 --> 0:44:57.920
<v Speaker 2>You've got you're going to have to adapt because you're

0:44:57.920 --> 0:45:01.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna have another kid. So you can't just assume that

0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:04.680
<v Speaker 2>things are going to be regular moving forward. You should

0:45:04.680 --> 0:45:06.840
<v Speaker 2>be like, hang on a sec. We usually pack this

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:09.400
<v Speaker 2>one bag, but there's another child on board my wife

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:14.200
<v Speaker 2>at the moment. So maybe she's changing, Maybe she changing

0:45:14.239 --> 0:45:17.120
<v Speaker 2>the routine change, Maybe she's getting used to that we're

0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:20.319
<v Speaker 2>going to need more than one one bag. She's going

0:45:20.360 --> 0:45:22.359
<v Speaker 2>to have a separate bag from now on to now, well,

0:45:22.600 --> 0:45:25.120
<v Speaker 2>every time you're going to have to look out for

0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:25.839
<v Speaker 2>that extra bag.

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:28.040
<v Speaker 1>I double down. You have to double down, and I

0:45:28.600 --> 0:45:30.800
<v Speaker 1>double down, and that I was like, I'm not a faulty.

0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:33.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I said, I taught you nothing.

0:45:35.480 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 2>Never double down, especially when it's unclear who said what

0:45:39.719 --> 0:45:41.080
<v Speaker 2>if there's pure evidence.

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember her saying, but then she remembers saying it.

0:45:45.880 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 1>That's because she's lying. Yeah, but that you could be lying,

0:45:49.680 --> 0:45:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. Oh, well, that holds up in court.

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:57.759
<v Speaker 2>I would say, just assume she's right all the time,

0:45:58.120 --> 0:46:01.239
<v Speaker 2>for an hour, for an how well she's pregnant. It's

0:46:01.520 --> 0:46:05.759
<v Speaker 2>it's fair for you to say, look, okay, I get it.

0:46:05.880 --> 0:46:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but I missed it because it wasn't with

0:46:09.880 --> 0:46:13.560
<v Speaker 2>the other stuff. That's fine. But you can say my bad,

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:16.719
<v Speaker 2>it was my bad. It's hard to say that though,

0:46:16.880 --> 0:46:17.239
<v Speaker 2>swallow you.

0:46:17.760 --> 0:46:20.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't. It's too big lie and so I packed

0:46:20.600 --> 0:46:22.640
<v Speaker 1>it must have fallen out lies. I worked for kids,

0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 1>they work for partners. Ah, yeah, you're in the wrong.

0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:26.880
<v Speaker 1>They big anyway.

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:30.840
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, your question, I have a question for you, A

0:46:31.000 --> 0:46:34.880
<v Speaker 2>damn good one, Matthew, Maddie J if you will, what

0:46:35.120 --> 0:46:36.640
<v Speaker 2>are your thoughts.

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Between public and private school. So I know I know

0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:45.160
<v Speaker 1>what you mean for your kids, not just as I think.

0:46:45.760 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to generalize here, but I feel like

0:46:47.960 --> 0:46:50.880
<v Speaker 1>any child who goes to a public school ends up

0:46:51.040 --> 0:47:00.600
<v Speaker 1>a drug addict. Yep, Like I'm just joking. Did you

0:47:00.719 --> 0:47:02.880
<v Speaker 1>go to public school or private school? I went to

0:47:03.000 --> 0:47:07.440
<v Speaker 1>private school. I went to St. Peter's Lutheran College, Lutheran Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And how many brother and sisters do you have? I

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<v Speaker 2>want to find, Well, that must have been expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>Well not all of us went to a private school.

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<v Speaker 1>And the truth shall seck you free?

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<v Speaker 4>The younger two went to public Look where they're and

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<v Speaker 4>look where they ended up drug addicts. Wow, your mum

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<v Speaker 4>has some explained to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad just gave up. Fair enough, fair and enough.

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<v Speaker 2>What are your thoughts with Lola and Marley? Marley is

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<v Speaker 2>at a public school. I mean what I liked ash

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<v Speaker 2>about going to the private school.

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<v Speaker 1>And obviously, you know, very expensive and not everyone has

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<v Speaker 1>a luxury of being able to afford a private school.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that it was great for sport, Okay, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of sport. You find a lot of them, like support,

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<v Speaker 1>very heavy, like union, love my rugby love my athletics.

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<v Speaker 1>Why all religious schools too? Like? Since something? Very good question.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know right off, I don't know who knows

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<v Speaker 1>their tax exam? Actually, what are your thoughts? Well, I

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<v Speaker 1>went to both.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to both public, when got kicked out of

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<v Speaker 2>the public, and then went to private, kicked out of

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<v Speaker 2>the private, back to the public, and went back to

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<v Speaker 2>the private again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bared yourself out, Yes, yes I did, Matthew. I

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<v Speaker 1>also moved as a student. What did you find better?

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<v Speaker 2>I hated it all, to be honest, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>I did learn that if you if you could, you

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<v Speaker 2>could be if you wanted to learn, you can. You

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<v Speaker 2>can excel in a public school. So this is how

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<v Speaker 2>this is my philosophy for my kids. It'll be public

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<v Speaker 2>school until you can see whether they like it or not. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but they like to learn or they don't. At the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar's six, he loves to learn because it's all so

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<v Speaker 2>fucking new. But eventually you're like, I'm bored with this.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, exactly right. So my assumption is Oscar's probably

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<v Speaker 2>going to be a bit like me, and which he

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<v Speaker 2>can just stick with the public school system. Okay, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, if Macy goes in and she's quite a

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<v Speaker 2>bright kid, not saying's not bright, he's really fat. If

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<v Speaker 2>she really likes to learn and stuff like that, and

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<v Speaker 2>then there'll be the option. But I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>force them to do it. I think it's expensive.

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<v Speaker 1>If you know they're going to be a drop kick,

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<v Speaker 1>you put them into public with the drop kicks. Put

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<v Speaker 1>him in a gen pop.

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<v Speaker 2>But like, yeah, if Oscar's like, you know, if he's

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<v Speaker 2>like really excelling in football or whatever it is he's doing,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, well, he can go to this school

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<v Speaker 2>and progress and there's and there's actual But if he's

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<v Speaker 2>like can't catch the ball and can't kick and he's

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<v Speaker 2>got two left feet, I'm not going to throw him

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<v Speaker 2>in the Knox graandmar I play rugby union with the

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<v Speaker 2>with the big boys. So yeah, I think, like I

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<v Speaker 2>think they both have positives and negatives negatives.

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<v Speaker 1>Last question, did you thrive? I'm assuming the private school

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<v Speaker 1>was more strict? Is that good or bad? Just made

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<v Speaker 1>me naughtier?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Really you were naughty in the private school?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I do recall in the last private school

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<v Speaker 2>I went to was a Catholic school, and you have

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<v Speaker 2>to do religion. And I remember the question that was

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<v Speaker 2>given to me because they always preach about you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like relationships and sex, sex before marriage. And they were like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the best form of contraception, which the answer was

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<v Speaker 2>meant to be abstinence, right, and I said, just pull it.

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<v Speaker 1>Out expelled, boom done. Parents in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I'm not Catholic, and my mom had to and

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<v Speaker 2>sorry mum, to throw you on the bas My mom

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<v Speaker 2>faked that I was Catholic and they were like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we just need the baptism and stuff for you. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just like, yeah, you're faks it to you never did,

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<v Speaker 2>so my misbehavior comes from mam.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>So I look like you said if Oscar, If Oscar's excelling,

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<v Speaker 2>then yes.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll look at it, but I won't force it. And

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<v Speaker 1>same with the macon that hey, if you're excelling at

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the podcast, very good, you went to private school,

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0:51:31.760 --> 0:51:34.359
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<v Speaker 2>And if you like public school and put down your

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<v Speaker 2>meth pipe and jump onto the socials.

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<v Speaker 1>Day. Sorry two got into heads on TikTok, Instagram and

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook and that's what we have time for. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get out of here. See you guys next week.

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