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Speaker 1: My porridge this morning. Is this going to be your

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Speaker 1: opener or is my open? Okay, strap yourself in. This

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Speaker 1: is going to be good. Well, I've got one too,

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Speaker 1: so I'll do mine after and then the people can

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Speaker 1: decide who's was better. Oh my's really shit, it's great.

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Speaker 1: I put porridge in the microwave, but I was running

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Speaker 1: very late with the kids, so then I didn't get

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Speaker 1: to eat it until after the school run. So it

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Speaker 1: was like fucking rock hard, rock hard, that's my, that's

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Speaker 1: my that's your open. I got a joke for you.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to I'm Mad, And this is a podcast

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Speaker 1: all about parenting.

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Speaker 2: It is the good, it is the bad, and relatable

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Speaker 2: and just.

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Speaker 1: Because there may be new people joining us for the

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Speaker 1: first time. And I are definitely not espert expert a

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Speaker 1: far out experts experts in the parenting space. We're not. No,

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Speaker 1: we don't give advice. We love our kids.

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Speaker 2: We give fake advice, fake advice. I tell you what

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Speaker 2: we do do. We talk about porridge all the time.

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Speaker 1: That's actually, to be fair, that's the first time I've

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Speaker 1: talked about porridge.

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Speaker 2: That is the first time holding back. You're a big

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Speaker 2: porridge guy, what do you got for you. Don't mind

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Speaker 2: a bit of porridge? Do you know what I really like?

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Speaker 2: I love for breakfast? No, the por If I'm going

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Speaker 2: to pick a porridge, please, this is rooting stuff. The

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Speaker 2: berry packet one with the biddle berries in it?

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Speaker 1: Too sweet? Too sweet for me? Yeah, yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: like things to be natural. It's like, you're a real

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Speaker 1: synthetic guy, living this synthetic life.

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Speaker 2: I've got something for you, which is every husband's nightmare.

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Speaker 1: So you know how, We're like, let's see who's a better.

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Speaker 2: I think this is going to be an easy win

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Speaker 2: for me because the porridge story, as riveting as that.

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Speaker 1: Was, people like it. People like porish. People are telling

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Speaker 1: us it's relatable. Should we bring back the Trump impressions?

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Speaker 1: Nut triggering?

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Speaker 2: Worst possible thing happened today? This morning happens to be

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Speaker 1: The worst possible thing you got hit in the nuts. No,

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Speaker 1: I heard the garbage truck. April was pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Well, if that's the case, she's got some questions. The

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Speaker 2: answer the bin truck.

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Speaker 1: Ah, where with the bins?

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Speaker 2: The bins were not out. God, this is the only

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Speaker 2: time I've ever forgot. But I heard the bin truck

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Speaker 2: coming while I was mid pooh.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell me the guys are working on the roof.

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Speaker 2: No, I was mid pooh, and April goes, are the

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Speaker 2: bins out?

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Speaker 1: And I'm scrolling and I went.

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Speaker 2: And she was like quick, I'm like and I had

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Speaker 2: fashion to come out of the bathroom. Hadn't even snapped

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Speaker 2: So she she ran out without didn't take the bins.

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Speaker 1: She just ran out to see where the truck was.

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Speaker 1: So now I could have stopped I guess she could

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Speaker 1: have stopped them. She was in a ninety. It's like,

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Speaker 1: what's that, she's sick as well? Square with that guy

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Speaker 1: like stood in front of a tank. Oh, it's like

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Speaker 1: that with just just standing in front the truck. Don't move.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be historic photo that people look back at.

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Speaker 2: So I didn't make it. I didn't make it for

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Speaker 2: the red bin, which is the which is the general.

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Speaker 1: Ways, which is tiny. Anyway you can survive. You miss

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Speaker 1: a yellow bin for those you miss a cardboard bin.

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Speaker 1: Not ideal, not an ideal, but red bin.

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Speaker 2: You're out there, you're out especially we've got kids I

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Speaker 1: What do I do with it?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: That's my question if anyone can help me, if anyone.

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Speaker 2: Wants to come and take my bins, if the council's listening,

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Speaker 2: what do I do with it?

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Speaker 1: You dude, you haven't under the house area, Just store

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Speaker 1: it under there. Dude, you have like two football fields

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Speaker 1: might dig up a body. It's landfill. Maybe I'll just like,

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Speaker 2: Absolutely coming in hot, Frank, there's a few nappy's in there.

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Speaker 1: I remember. One of the worst times to forget to

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Speaker 2: Oh that's the worsd especially when this prawns and the

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Speaker 2: prawns and I had the prawns went back inside the freezer,

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Speaker 2: but then the other I had it in my garage.

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Speaker 1: I just had like this mountain of bins and then

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Speaker 1: But here's a question for you. Go, Okay, Runda next

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Speaker 1: door Yep, she's eighty odd. She's probably listening right now.

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Speaker 1: She has incredible hearing for an eighty year old. She's

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Speaker 1: definitely like got her ear to the brick wall right now,

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Speaker 1: to Bungey house. Yeah, I put her bins out. You

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Speaker 1: the recycling bins out? Is it okay? Yes? Right? Do

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Speaker 1: you think I was gonna like? Last night the bins

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Speaker 1: went out and her blue bin the cardboard empty. I

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Speaker 1: I've already put her red bin out? Can I put

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Speaker 2: Ignorance is blissed, as they say, so I would just

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Speaker 2: then fill it up with your shit was down there.

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Speaker 2: It feels so illegal. People talked talked about this a

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Speaker 2: lot because I got caught. Remember, if you want, you

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Speaker 1: Don't have to drive away here with the fucking garbage

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Speaker 1: in the garbage. No, I know you never would That's

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Speaker 2: Just straight up, maybe I'll just burn the house down.

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Speaker 2: Fuck it, it's all over now. For the next week,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be carne Jamaica. Do we need to

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Speaker 2: flag that with April? She would just do it, Just

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Speaker 1: Also, we have possums.

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Speaker 2: That scamper across the roof at night. They seem to

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Speaker 1: There and at first I was like, Oh, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: We do in September September April and are away for it.

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Speaker 1: Where are you going to be Bali juice you on April? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Five nights. Wow.

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Speaker 2: April was like, oh, I feel bad not taking the kids.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, they've had their fucking holiday. This is my

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Speaker 1: But you know what's going to happen you'll be there

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Speaker 1: and you'll be in the pool. Then you see another family,

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Speaker 2: Then now won't be kids their mate because we have

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Speaker 1: Kid free tell resort. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It's a boutique kid free resort. Let's go with that.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be nice. It is going to be nice.

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Speaker 1: May I ask you a question, Ash, Yes, I'm not

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Speaker 1: sure if you've seen the news recently in France? France,

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Speaker 1: do you know what they're saying? I don't speak French.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what they're saying over there. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry again. No, I don't want it. It feels fast.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: I looked at the headline. The listeners are going, that

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Speaker 1: I don't speak French, so I don't know. Jess is cacking.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and also a nod to jest not being

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Speaker 1: here on holidays. That's nice, is very nice. You're having

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Speaker 1: a great time with her mother. So Ash, this headline

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Speaker 1: It says adult only hotels risk being banned in popular

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Speaker 1: European country France because they're a threat to society. A threat. Okay,

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Speaker 2: I think the word threat's been thrown around a little

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Speaker 1: It's not a threat. Who threatening? The terrorists are like, hey,

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Speaker 2: It's not how they need to learn what threat actually means.

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Speaker 2: Can I give you a bit more context than you

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Speaker 2: can go? Okay, So adult only hotels, campsites and restaurants

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Speaker 1: Sarah L. Harry, France's High Commissioner for Childhood, has said

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Speaker 1: that the country's no kids trend has caused violence violence

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Speaker 1: do you mean spreading a rumor? I want a petition

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Speaker 1: to petition against that. I think, how is that? Okay?

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Speaker 1: There's bigger problems, is there? Okay? Do you think it's

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Speaker 2: If you don't like kids, that's so what Like, that's

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Speaker 2: why does the government need to step in and be

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Speaker 2: like you must love kids?

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Speaker 1: Kids are going to be at your hotels? Is it here?

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Speaker 1: Like you check in and there's like a baby waiting

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Speaker 1: then and you're like, what the hell? Love it? It's

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Speaker 1: like sitting there, it's like pat it. You're not allowed in?

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Speaker 1: Is it? Maybe maybe children are being like you know,

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Speaker 1: on a plane being weaponized. Oh do you know what

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Speaker 2: Scrap the bombs, just drop kids everywhere. They'll be like

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Speaker 2: metal detectors. They are like kid detectors.

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Speaker 1: Are you carry any kids shirt bag? Don't come outside children?

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Speaker 1: Everyone is one of those kid bombs. I think. I

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Speaker 1: think as someone who has two kids soon have three,

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Speaker 1: I think in absolutely welcome at only hotels and restaurants,

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Speaker 2: People are fucking brave. Yeah, it's like they are a nuisance.

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Speaker 2: What are we assuming that they are? It's definitive they

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Speaker 2: are a nuisance. But it's like, let's not be naive here. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's like I segregation from kids and non kid places.

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Speaker 2: I'm all four as a parent because it's like if

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Speaker 2: I'm going here with my kid and the kids are

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Speaker 2: allowed there, fine, that is fine.

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Speaker 1: But it's a nice little treat that I can go

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Speaker 1: somewhere in there.

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Speaker 2: Not Yeah, exactly, treat yourself as I say.

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Speaker 1: Imagine that. Imagine that your holiday ruined, right.

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Speaker 2: I did say to April when we were organizing this trip.

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Speaker 2: She said, look, I feel bad not taking the kids.

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Speaker 2: I said, Look for the last two years, let's say

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Speaker 2: sick weeks in total, I have dragged these kids through

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Speaker 2: Otherwise I'm carrying or I'm repeating myself for kids in

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Speaker 2: environments where it's like I feel like I shouldn't have

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Speaker 1: To the same school with you. Yeah, you can't go

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Speaker 2: Yeah, beautiful together whatever that means at that age. But

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Speaker 2: it's actually where I shared. Is it a kiss? Not

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Speaker 1: What are the teachers doing when you're French kissing? I

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Speaker 2: The whole thing was very nostalgic and cringeing for me.

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Speaker 2: So we were like asking the boys, because that all

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Speaker 2: And you know, he was like, oh, you know, we

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what's disco about it? She's like, the music,

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Speaker 2: It's just a bunch of six year old kids running

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Speaker 1: I would pay good money to be in that mindset

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Speaker 1: And I was like, why, dude, why living man? Don't

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to more discos, No, because I just

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Speaker 1: I'll come next disco. I'll volunteer with you. You just

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Speaker 2: This the fun. I'm not judging you or anything, but

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Speaker 2: Once you open the floodgates of volunteering and those who

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Speaker 1: Very fair? Very fair? Have you have you been asked

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Speaker 1: And they did ask me to host it, but I

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Speaker 1: What are you going to do in the in the movie?

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Speaker 1: I gave them my fees and they say we can't

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Speaker 1: There's no helicopter ride. You can forget it. I want

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Speaker 1: Want to volunteer in the cafeteria, just to see what

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Speaker 1: the bear? I don't know. The guy back there, guys

436
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: something different. Gordon Ramsay's Back's a new experience what you

437
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 1: can always just.

438
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:46,200
Speaker 2: Go down there and ask, hey, can I just I

439
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,480
Speaker 2: will I just I'm busy, bro, I'm busy do it.

440
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 1: I'll do it on Fridays. You obviously know this. You

441
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:57,720
Speaker 1: know that I'm having a baby. Sorry, Laura's having a baby. Yeah,

442
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 1: And it is such a big difference when you're expecting

443
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 1: your third child compared to number one and number two.

444
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 1: So I think for your first yeah, a, you're completely ignorant.

445
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got no idea how I've had a

446
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,119
Speaker 1: dog before. Yeah, exactly, very different. And you're like, this

447
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: is going to be beautiful, It's going to change my life,

448
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: which like it is, and it does. It's like it is,

449
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,800
Speaker 1: but you're totally ignorant to just how hard it could be.

450
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 1: You find yet fine, you pretty much find that. You

451
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 1: just like once you have it, you're learning on the job,

452
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 1: and you're like me and my partner, you know, well,

453
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 1: will never argue, we'll get along. Bullshit wrong, Yeah, you

454
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 1: will hate each other. There's so much you are wrong

455
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: about before having your first kid. Put that on T shirt.

456
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 1: We'll said thank you. And at the same time, everyone's

457
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: reaction to you having your first child, it's pretty much

458
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 1: the same, like it's met with oh my gosh, that's

459
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,720
Speaker 1: so incredible, amazing, congratulations, like well done.

460
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 2: I think the further away the separation of person you tell,

461
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 2: the less heartfelt it is. I agree, but family, immediate family,

462
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: oh my god, second tier, Oh congratulate.

463
00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: You could argue that it's still pretty consistent.

464
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,880
Speaker 2: Everyone one's always like, oh, there's always one mate.

465
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 3: It is like.

466
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: You, And so that's what it's like for number one.

467
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: Number two is pretty similar. People are still like, this

468
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,360
Speaker 1: is a beautiful thing. You've got, you know, two children,

469
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: you know, the family is complete. Now well done, Greg

470
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 1: got great, pat on the back. And then there's the

471
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: odd person who's like two or it does creep in, yeah,

472
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 1: you go on again, it does. Yeah. Yet there all

473
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: of a sudden people start to like, there's a little

474
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,320
Speaker 1: peppering of people being like good luck. But also for

475
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 1: us number one, Marley Dream Child so easy was incredible.

476
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,159
Speaker 1: So we experienced what it was like having like a

477
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: ten out of ten. The unicorn the Unicorn child. Lola

478
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: was the complete other end of the spectrum. She's a donkey.

479
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 1: Yeah sorry, Lola.

480
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 2: When you do listen to these when you're older, if

481
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 2: hey Donkey was an indearment.

482
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: There is a video on my phone. It's taken at

483
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: like three in the morning. And for the first eight

484
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: months it was really just like the anxiety of every

485
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: night time, knowing that you're going to go in and

486
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 1: at the absolute best case scenario you're going to get

487
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:31,480
Speaker 1: like two hours of solid sleep. Before she would just scream,

488
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: scream in your arms for a good forty five minutes.

489
00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 1: And I have a video where I'm feeling myself just

490
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: walking down the hallway with a screaming child like it's

491
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,280
Speaker 1: being murdered and there's nothing you can do about it. Nothing,

492
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's to me, that's what the newborn

493
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,880
Speaker 1: phase was like with Lola. Yeah, and that's the latest one. Yeah,

494
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 1: And so in my head, I've got a reference point

495
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: for how incredible it can be, but also then how

496
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: incredibly hard it can be, just like the complete other extreme.

497
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,680
Speaker 1: There's nothing that you can do as a parent that

498
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 1: controls where you end up on that scale. It's just

499
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,520
Speaker 1: complete random pot luck. Oh yeah, and you just hope

500
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,280
Speaker 1: that you get one that eats and sleeps.

501
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, eats and sleeps, that's all you want, Like, I

502
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 2: don't if it shits itself. It pisces, don't care, do

503
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: not care whatsoever, eat, sleep.

504
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:23,600
Speaker 1: The absolute dream. They're like the two most important criteria

505
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 1: for having a nice child. And so at the same time,

506
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: we've got this level of apprehension where Laura and I

507
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: are both kind of like fuck, like what are we

508
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: going to get? We don't know, probably a baby hopefully

509
00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:40,760
Speaker 1: if it's not concerning. But everyone's reaction to number three

510
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: is like whoa shot? Your brave?

511
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,840
Speaker 2: And even when like I talk to people about it

512
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 2: and they're like Matt having his third they're like, what.

513
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 1: It's like saying I'm going on a solo flight around

514
00:25:57,600 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 1: the world, and they're like, you don't know how to fly?

515
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:04,120
Speaker 1: What is doing? Everyone's reaction is like holding my hand

516
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: being like good luck. Yeah. It's kind of like you

517
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: need to go from being a people manager to crowd control. Yeah,

518
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: just like that. It's like, oh, fuck, I've got there's

519
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,959
Speaker 1: more of them than there is of you and and Laura. Now,

520
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: so that will be the difference now, is that we're

521
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 1: going into September. Was so much apprehension. Yeah, I'm like

522
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 1: just bracing myself right now for what's to come. Yeah,

523
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm like I couldn't do it. I'm sorry. Look, we

524
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:38,399
Speaker 1: had Oscar, and Oscar he was the demoned he was.

525
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 2: He was the Lola in the situation where he to

526
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: be fair after some after some you know, doctor's appointments

527
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 2: and stuff, there was other things going on. But yeah,

528
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,440
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, fucking holl this thing doesn't he doesn't sleep.

529
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: I was like fox sake, and it was to the

530
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 2: point where I was like, I don't want another one.

531
00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,360
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing point I would if I waive

532
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: a magic wand I would almost skip the first twelve

533
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 1: months because I think that's the hardest part of parenting.

534
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: And I know, obviously like there's a lot to still come,

535
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: but I'm like newborn phase. I know some people love it,

536
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: though so do people. You're going to get people are

537
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: going to come out at you for that and come

538
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,280
Speaker 1: at me. If you love that newborn phase, great for us.

539
00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: It is the absolute hardest. But then something happened where

540
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: I think it was it was the biggest switch of

541
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 1: Like obviously when Laura was first pregnant, was so excited,

542
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:35,359
Speaker 1: we were stoked, and then the last couple of weeks

543
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: it's just been this stuck in this cycle of like

544
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: bracing for what's to come. And then something happened where

545
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:45,280
Speaker 1: it was like the biggest change in my mentality. And

546
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: so Laura messaged me a couple of weeks ago and

547
00:27:48,119 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: she's like I'm bleeding and I was like, uh, like

548
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 1: is it bad? And She's like it's not good, Like

549
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 1: it's enough to be like this is concern shit. And

550
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: it was weird in that the whole time, I mean

551
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: this mindset of like like you know, apprehension, I'm like tense,

552
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: I'm excited, but it's not the overwhelming feeling that I

553
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,359
Speaker 1: have a lot of the time. Yeah, because the apprehension

554
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 1: sort of trumps it a bit because it's there. And

555
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, it was it was such

556
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: an immediate switch where I was like, oh shit, you know,

557
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: we're not in the clear at all. Something could go wrong.

558
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: And then the thought of we might lose this baby

559
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: was just the surge of a realization of how much

560
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 1: I do want this child and obviously you know I

561
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 1: want to have with a kid, but that overtook the

562
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 1: apprehension totally totally, and it was such not that you

563
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: want to go through that. I have to say that

564
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: after twenty four hours, the bleeding stopped, we went, Laura

565
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: was checked out. Everything was fine, Thank goodness, and you

566
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: wouldn't wish that's situation and that you know, intense twenty

567
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: four hours upon anyone. But at the same time, it

568
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: was really important for me to just have that reality

569
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: check of like, don't forget you will do anything with

570
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: this kid for.

571
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: Sure, and like the apprehension is just from past experience,

572
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: right yeah, where you're like, Okay, well, look, we're going

573
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 2: to get what we're going to get, but maybe I

574
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 2: should concentrate on being more excited about it.

575
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 1: Than worried about what we're going to get. Anyone who's

576
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 1: reached out being like, well you're brave, that's not a

577
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: dig year. I think it's great. I love people haven't

578
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: had that chat. Oh yeah, yeah yeah, but it's yeah.

579
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 1: It was an important moment for me during this pregnancy,

580
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: which is also just like we're flying so fast. I

581
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: know for me, Laura is like no, it's fucking not.

582
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeh, Syla. But yeah, we're like, well,

583
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: well passed the halfway mark. Well I'm glad, everything's okay.

584
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,480
Speaker 2: I mean, you're having worried for a second there because

585
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Laura in a little while.

586
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, she's doing good. She's doing good. She's doing good.

587
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: So poppy at the moment, I think there's definitely poppy,

588
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: definitely poppy. I think we're debating at the moment on

589
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: the middle name. I will not reveal because I don't

590
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: know if I'm allowed to or not.

591
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 2: Go ahead, start it, Rupert, Oh, that's actually that is

592
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,520
Speaker 2: beautiful poppy, Rupert Johnson.

593
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: We've got a message ash from Live. You know, we

594
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: joke about the song on pair rants that's the greatest?

595
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: Is it the greatest? Or is it lies?

596
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 2: Oh?

597
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, because let's have for those of you who don't remember,

598
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: let's have a little listen. Now, tell me loud, tell

599
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: me little loud. That's a great theme song. That's a

600
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 1: bob is one of our best That is Yeah, it

601
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: just fits in so well. And Live has requested that

602
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: segment to come back because she loves the theme song

603
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,719
Speaker 1: so much. And I said, look, if you can get

604
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 1: some lies in the Facebook group, we'll bring it back.

605
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: And we're bringing it back.

606
00:30:56,840 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's back right one week only for now,

607
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 2: and we decide to rehash it now.

608
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 1: Now, would you like to go first, man, would you

609
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 1: go first? My guy first?

610
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,920
Speaker 2: One from Gemma This is great. The warm spots in

611
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 2: the water is where the fish have swam. Don't follow

612
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 2: me around Bali because heeps the fish in those pools.

613
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: This one's from Lauren. Hi, Lauren, and Lar's what's up?

614
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: She says, we wave goodbye to dad as he goes

615
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: to work for the day. Really he's walking down to

616
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: the front study as he works from home half the time.

617
00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: But if the kids know that, they will hassle him,

618
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: that's genius. That's a hack. If anything, what happens if

619
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: you need to go to the bathroom and they're like

620
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 1: o'ld diapers, baby, it's genius though.

621
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 2: Because April works from home like all the time, and

622
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 2: sometimes if there's a kid off sick or whatever, or Thursdays,

623
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 2: I have Macy Emily just home. She will not leave

624
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: her alone, like able to be on a meeting with

625
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 2: like a screen full of people and makes you just

626
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 2: bobbing her head in and she's mosy's in like she's

627
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: late for the meeting.

628
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: With her eclipsement and a bowl of heads from the

629
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 1: lego that she's been capitatd.

630
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and she's got a notepad though, taking notes.

631
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 2: The next one is from Crystal. Anytime we have a

632
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: card le scrape, we like to take a photo and

633
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 2: send it to the doctor. The doctor evaluates the injury

634
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 2: and writes back if it requires a band aid or not,

635
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: it's a no.

636
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: But if the doctor says so, then tantrum avoid it.

637
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 1: That is genius. These are hacks as well, though you

638
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: know you're lying is the ultimate parenting hat. It is.

639
00:32:43,800 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: It is because the T shirt very good. Lola man,

640
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: she's like, we bought some we bought some superhero bandaids,

641
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: and she's just it's like crack for her. She used

642
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: to be addicted to dummies. Now she's just like, give

643
00:32:59,640 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: me what.

644
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: She's like scratch, which she finds nicorette patches. This is

645
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 2: Daly finished the lie because there's more to it, she says,

646
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: she finishes with Really, it's just me sending the pick.

647
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 1: She actually sends the pick, so that's commitment to the lie.

648
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 2: Sends the pick to one of my friends, who writes back,

649
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: no band aid required works every time.

650
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: Who's the friend? Yeah on the payroll.

651
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,440
Speaker 2: Imagine trying to explain that message to someone that you've

652
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,840
Speaker 2: just met. That sees you get that message and it's

653
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 2: like a picture of a kid with it. I was like,

654
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:34,760
Speaker 2: what are you into?

655
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 1: It's like now you n u Oh Crystal, Chris has

656
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 1: got too She's got too Wow. Put her on the payroll.

657
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely the backbone of this podcast. But also it's concerning

658
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,960
Speaker 1: how much she lies. Yeah, not hit a judge. You

659
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 1: aren't rich from you sorry. The lollly Man delivers lollies

660
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: to the shop daily. However, there is never enough for

661
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: all the kids, and sometimes when mom or dad goes

662
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: to the shops there's none left.

663
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 2: Genius.

664
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: This goes with ice creams and fizzy drinks. The lollie

665
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 1: Man is super busy and sometimes he gets to the

666
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 1: shops late, sometimes at all. Genius. Crystal is a diabolical genius. Yes,

667
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: she's like she's like the villain. I love the ashy one.

668
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,919
Speaker 1: Last little short while we get squeezed in there. Sure

669
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: from from Jode's Jodes.

670
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 2: Very quick, but very good. Jody says, all meat is chicken.

671
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: It reminds me of that time I gave Oscar steak

672
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 2: for the first time and he was.

673
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 1: Like his chicken's brown. Yeah, he's already like critiquing my

674
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 1: cooking very good Ash. One of my favorite things to

675
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,640
Speaker 1: do each week is to give parents in this country

676
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 1: from all over the world a chance to have a rant.

677
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: Oh I love that about their life.

678
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 2: People love to get it off their chest. So, without

679
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:16,720
Speaker 2: further ado, let's do You don't mostly progression, you don't

680
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: want tomsel, Just tell me what your parent do?

681
00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 1: You want my grandpa at the shop? You don't want

682
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: advice refrangers, Go and tell me what is your part? Matta.

683
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go first because your sister has actually sent

684
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: through a submission.

685
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 1: Well, how come you speaking to my sister? Never mind,

686
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 1: he Kate, I'll see you later. What has she got

687
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: to say? Ladies? What's doing? This is what she has

688
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 1: to say?

689
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 3: Hi, guys, I just wanted to contribute to your parant segment.

690
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 3: I have a complaint that there are not enough gyms

691
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: with child minding facilities. Every health practitioner is on about

692
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 3: moving your body, but what a parent's meant to.

693
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 1: Do when you've got to look after kids.

694
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 3: Gyms need to have more child minding facilities.

695
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: Fair, I'd say move, that's pretty fair. I remember cracious crash.

696
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 2: If you don't know, it's referred to as a crash

697
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 2: or crash however you want to pronounce they are.

698
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: They're dwindling numbers to do. Someone say it's a threat,

699
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 1: existential threat, it is. I don't know what the problem is.

700
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's got to be expensive, right

701
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: to run the gym plus have There was one up

702
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: the road and it was great. Sometimes I just do

703
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: my shopping and I just leave the kids down and

704
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: be like, well, off to the gym. How long can

705
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 1: you leave them there? For? Days? Oh? Definitely not to know.

706
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: I know, I agree, And I think what's really important

707
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: is the fact that my sister, she wants to get

708
00:36:56,239 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 1: a gains, she wants to come on. What come on?

709
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,640
Speaker 1: She does need to come What does April do? April

710
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 1: squats nat? What does she do with the kids?

711
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 2: Sometimes there's a crache at her cult Jim she goes

712
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: to It must be nice, yes, but it's also a

713
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: bit cult vibes. I'm waiting for my kids to be

714
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 2: converted into something. They come home, they'll be like hell,

715
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 2: little fage, they just protein squat.

716
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,439
Speaker 1: Ask her what very good? Thank you Kate?

717
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 3: It is?

718
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 1: Which is Matt's sister Shout out to Kate. This one

719
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: is from Piper and ooh, this is a good one.

720
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: When strangers touch my babies in the pram or worse,

721
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: when they've just fallen asleep. Why are strangers touching your bait?

722
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: Why are you letting them touch you? I've had it's

723
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: happened before where someone's like, that's such a cute baby,

724
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 1: and you're like, thank you so much, and then before

725
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: you know it, they're like stroking a child and you're like,

726
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: get off my child. What do you say? Like, you

727
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: don't want to be rude, but there's boundaries, I know.

728
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

729
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 1: It's a bit of an eck, isn't it.

730
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: I Mean it's like, could you imagine me just coming

731
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 2: up to you on the street and being like, you're

732
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 2: a handsome man.

733
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: Scratch on the top of your head. Ah, you know

734
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,839
Speaker 1: what else? You can scratch the side of your head

735
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 1: your cock? Yeah? I agree, Piper, are not on I'm

736
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: not into it. I am not into it at all. Now.

737
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: I don't even to read this.

738
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,320
Speaker 2: One off my phone because I have a personal gripe.

739
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 2: But you got kids sport. Let's talk about that really quickly.

740
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: Go Okay, I'm all for the health aspect. You just

741
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 2: copying my sister no, no, no, no, this is very

742
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 2: vastly different. But the problem I have with it is

743
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 2: the expense of it. And now let me tell you

744
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: why I've got shits about it. Okay, So we did

745
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 2: a trial for jiu jitsu with Oscar yesterday because he's

746
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: like a spider monkey.

747
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: You need to harness this spider monkeyness. But that a

748
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 1: jiu jitsu is it's a cheap sport. Is like, that's

749
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: what you think. What happened? That's what you think.

750
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: There's no balls involved, and we know expensive balls are

751
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,840
Speaker 2: chiodow for a draw. Loved it finally something that he

752
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,719
Speaker 2: really really loved, and like, great, I'm happy. I'm happy

753
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 2: he likes it because you can defend himself too. And

754
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 2: then I get home and I was like I had

755
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: to go great and I was just showing April all

756
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: of his moves. He's pumped, and April goes, how much

757
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: is it? Two hundred bucks a month? Not too bad?

758
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 3: Bro?

759
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: Are you for real? How many classes?

760
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 2: Well that's unlimited, but he's not going to go every day.

761
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 2: I've got to take him. He lives us. He's moving

762
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 2: in seriously two hundred and that's because only it's only

763
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 2: two hundred because you've got to sign up for twelve months.

764
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 2: He might not like it after six months, So like

765
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 2: they're trapping you, I think.

766
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 1: Not just on the floor, but financially. Very good, very

767
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: good from you.

768
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 2: But I think we should overhaul the kids' sports, make

769
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 2: it cheaper than that.

770
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: They're tiny. He doesn't. He's gonna have to get a job.

771
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 2: That's my rant round away anyway, so as he's going

772
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,160
Speaker 2: to be doing jiu jitsu five days a week.

773
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 1: Now, get our money's worth. Very good. This one is

774
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: from Caitlin. Caitlyn, what's happening? She says, shops that don't

775
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 1: open before nine am. I've lived forty two lives before

776
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: nine am. Just let me go and get hit my

777
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: groceries with my little no sleep gremlins at seven am,

778
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: since I'm already awake. Very good, very good.

779
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: Sunday morning shop before ten am, because everything opens at

780
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:31,879
Speaker 2: ten am on a Sunday is the best barely anyone around.

781
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: It's great.

782
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 2: It makes it so much easier parking, moving your trolley

783
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 2: up and oh goodiful love it the dream, the dream.

784
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: Final one from me today is and I don't know

785
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 2: if your kids do this. This is from Jess and

786
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,800
Speaker 2: it says my producer, No, I should have kids. No,

787
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 2: why can't kids just be bored for once? That's the

788
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 2: that's the start of the rant. Now I'm going to

789
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 2: extend on that because Oscar is the worst at this

790
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 2: one second of not doing doing some sort of activity,

791
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 2: I'm bored.

792
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: H almost like he's got add How dare you?

793
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,240
Speaker 2: How do you diagnose my child like that? But also

794
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 2: bro come on, it started to become like a trigger

795
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: word for me. It's like, I'm bored. And before he

796
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 2: even finishes with the word bored, I'm like, find something

797
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 2: to do back.

798
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: In my day. Oh, that's another one. Let's not start

799
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 1: on that. Be bored, kids of the world, be bored.

800
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: As we have to give thanks to a very special

801
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,719
Speaker 1: partner this week who has sponsored pair rants. It is,

802
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,720
Speaker 1: of course just low prices.

803
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 2: Every day we're talking about Aldie, Good, Different, delicious, Matthew.

804
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: Let should we finished this off with a couple of

805
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: questions today, A couple of questions. Look, I've got one

806
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: that I want to ask you. Just want to get

807
00:41:51,560 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: your opinion here. Every couple does this. We have a

808
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: little argument, a little tiff if you will, And I

809
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 1: would love to get a third party opinion of who

810
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: was in the wrong. If that's okay, you may be

811
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,320
Speaker 1: a bit biased towards me, but it's important that you

812
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: stay spit it out. Okay. So we went to the

813
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 1: alid other house. Is this putting you and Laura? You're wrong?

814
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: Full stop? Moving on, go on, okay, what just listen,

815
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to cross a pregnant woman full stop.

816
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: You're right. It gives me anyway. So we're going down

817
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 1: to the olid other house on Friday, as you know,

818
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:40,800
Speaker 1: must be nice, thank you. It is my job to

819
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,319
Speaker 1: pack the car, yeah, because you're not let to lift

820
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:46,759
Speaker 1: anything heavy. So I packed the car, put everything in there,

821
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: and even Laura looked at the boot because we like

822
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: had to bring some like a vacuum cleaner down with

823
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: us as well, like lots of you know, wives love

824
00:42:57,200 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: packing unnecessary things. I do brought half the kitchen sink.

825
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: I don't need that, but I got all of the cars.

826
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 1: So we get to the car and Laura goes, wow,

827
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 1: you got everything in there. I go, yeah, look, you know,

828
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: like Tetris, it was just full to the brim and

829
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: I even said, oh, do you reckon? I could squeeze

830
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: in my spearfishing gear and she says, yeah, yeah. I

831
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: put it like in front of Marley, put the floor

832
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 1: there and I was like, Greg, are great, drive down

833
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: that it's three and a half hours from Sydney. We

834
00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:24,839
Speaker 1: get there, I unpacked the car because it's my job,

835
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,279
Speaker 1: and then Laura goes, hey, can you just get my

836
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,920
Speaker 1: bag out of the car. I said, your handbag and

837
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 1: she goes no, no, no, no, my suitcase. And I said, no,

838
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: you're it's here. It's the big suitcase because we we

839
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: would always just put all of our clothes into one

840
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: big suitcase. Road trip. It's in a couple of nights

841
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,719
Speaker 1: and she goes, no, I told you that I packed

842
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:52,399
Speaker 1: a separate bag. I was like, did you and she goes, yeah,

843
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,959
Speaker 1: Now you remember. I actually bring up the small bag

844
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: a few nights to go and I put some stuff

845
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,319
Speaker 1: in there and I said to you can you put

846
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: the bags in the car And I was like, well,

847
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 1: that's because we had a few bags. So I said,

848
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: where did you leave the bagage? Because in the bedroom

849
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 1: m because you can't lift it too. It's not meant

850
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: to be lifting. I could She's not meant to be.

851
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: It's advised.

852
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: It's a small bag. It's like you could drink if

853
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 2: you're pregnant, but it's advised.

854
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 1: Not to great point. Thank you. So Laura has now

855
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:27,680
Speaker 1: realized that she has nothing. She's a phone, you's a

856
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: charge out, a laptop at a bottle of water, but

857
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:34,960
Speaker 1: sheould be hydrated. Also doesn't help that she pissed herself

858
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: in the car. Ah, she coughed, had a roade cough.

859
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: So I would like to know.

860
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Speaker 2: Okay, who's your fault here? I've told you I knew it.

861
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Speaker 2: I knew it immediately because she did say packed the bags.

862
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Speaker 2: But I'm not crossing are pregnant woman here?

863
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Speaker 1: Bro, don't change, don't change the setup. We always packed

864
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 1: the one big family bag, but.

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Speaker 2: You've got you're going to have to adapt because you're

866
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Speaker 2: gonna have another kid. So you can't just assume that

867
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 2: things are going to be regular moving forward. You should

868
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,840
Speaker 2: be like, hang on a sec. We usually pack this

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00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 2: one bag, but there's another child on board my wife

870
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Speaker 2: at the moment. So maybe she's changing, Maybe she changing

871
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Speaker 2: the routine change, Maybe she's getting used to that we're

872
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Speaker 2: going to need more than one one bag. She's going

873
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Speaker 2: to have a separate bag from now on to now, well,

874
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: every time you're going to have to look out for

875
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:25,839
Speaker 2: that extra bag.

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Speaker 1: I double down. You have to double down, and I

877
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Speaker 1: double down, and that I was like, I'm not a faulty.

878
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I said, I taught you nothing.

879
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,480
Speaker 2: Never double down, especially when it's unclear who said what

880
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: if there's pure evidence.

881
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Speaker 1: I don't remember her saying, but then she remembers saying it.

882
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 1: That's because she's lying. Yeah, but that you could be lying,

883
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm not. Oh, well, that holds up in court.

884
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 2: I would say, just assume she's right all the time,

885
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:01,239
Speaker 2: for an hour, for an how well she's pregnant. It's

886
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 2: it's fair for you to say, look, okay, I get it.

887
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I missed it because it wasn't with

888
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: the other stuff. That's fine. But you can say my bad,

889
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 2: it was my bad. It's hard to say that though,

890
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 2: swallow you.

891
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: I can't. It's too big lie and so I packed

892
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,640
Speaker 1: it must have fallen out lies. I worked for kids,

893
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: they work for partners. Ah, yeah, you're in the wrong.

894
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:26,880
Speaker 1: They big anyway.

895
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, your question, I have a question for you, A

896
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 2: damn good one, Matthew, Maddie J if you will, what

897
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 2: are your thoughts.

898
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: Between public and private school. So I know I know

899
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: what you mean for your kids, not just as I think.

900
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: I don't want to generalize here, but I feel like

901
00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:50,880
Speaker 1: any child who goes to a public school ends up

902
00:46:51,040 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 1: a drug addict. Yep, Like I'm just joking. Did you

903
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:02,880
Speaker 1: go to public school or private school? I went to

904
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: private school. I went to St. Peter's Lutheran College, Lutheran Okay.

905
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 2: And how many brother and sisters do you have? I

906
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,440
Speaker 2: want to find, Well, that must have been expensive.

907
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,000
Speaker 1: Well not all of us went to a private school.

908
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: And the truth shall seck you free?

909
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:27,279
Speaker 4: The younger two went to public Look where they're and

910
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:33,000
Speaker 4: look where they ended up drug addicts. Wow, your mum

911
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 4: has some explained to do.

912
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: Well.

913
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: My dad just gave up. Fair enough, fair and enough.

914
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts with Lola and Marley? Marley is

915
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 2: at a public school. I mean what I liked ash

916
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: about going to the private school.

917
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: And obviously, you know, very expensive and not everyone has

918
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: a luxury of being able to afford a private school.

919
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 1: I like that it was great for sport, Okay, a

920
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 1: lot of sport. You find a lot of them, like support,

921
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: very heavy, like union, love my rugby love my athletics.

922
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 1: Why all religious schools too? Like? Since something? Very good question.

923
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: I don't know right off, I don't know who knows

924
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: their tax exam? Actually, what are your thoughts? Well, I

925
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 1: went to both.

926
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Speaker 2: I went to both public, when got kicked out of

927
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 2: the public, and then went to private, kicked out of

928
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 2: the private, back to the public, and went back to

929
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 2: the private again.

930
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, bared yourself out, Yes, yes I did, Matthew. I

931
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:35,680
Speaker 1: also moved as a student. What did you find better?

932
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 2: I hated it all, to be honest, but I think

933
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 2: I did learn that if you if you could, you

934
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: could be if you wanted to learn, you can. You

935
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 2: can excel in a public school. So this is how

936
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Speaker 2: this is my philosophy for my kids. It'll be public

937
00:48:55,320 --> 00:49:00,480
Speaker 2: school until you can see whether they like it or not. Okay,

938
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: but they like to learn or they don't. At the moment,

939
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: Oscar's six, he loves to learn because it's all so

940
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 2: fucking new. But eventually you're like, I'm bored with this.

941
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: So yeah, exactly right. So my assumption is Oscar's probably

942
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,960
Speaker 2: going to be a bit like me, and which he

943
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 2: can just stick with the public school system. Okay, but

944
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 2: it's like, if Macy goes in and she's quite a

945
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 2: bright kid, not saying's not bright, he's really fat. If

946
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 2: she really likes to learn and stuff like that, and

947
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,800
Speaker 2: then there'll be the option. But I'm not going to

948
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: force them to do it. I think it's expensive.

949
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: If you know they're going to be a drop kick,

950
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: you put them into public with the drop kicks. Put

951
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 1: him in a gen pop.

952
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:47,399
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, if Oscar's like, you know, if he's

953
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,879
Speaker 2: like really excelling in football or whatever it is he's doing,

954
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 2: and it's like, well, he can go to this school

955
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,239
Speaker 2: and progress and there's and there's actual But if he's

956
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,200
Speaker 2: like can't catch the ball and can't kick and he's

957
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 2: got two left feet, I'm not going to throw him

958
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,320
Speaker 2: in the Knox graandmar I play rugby union with the

959
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 2: with the big boys. So yeah, I think, like I

960
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 2: think they both have positives and negatives negatives.

961
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Speaker 1: Last question, did you thrive? I'm assuming the private school

962
00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 1: was more strict? Is that good or bad? Just made

963
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: me naughtier?

964
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 3: Oh?

965
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: Really you were naughty in the private school?

966
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I do recall in the last private school

967
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Speaker 2: I went to was a Catholic school, and you have

968
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: to do religion. And I remember the question that was

969
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 2: given to me because they always preach about you know,

970
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: like relationships and sex, sex before marriage. And they were like,

971
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 2: what's the best form of contraception, which the answer was

972
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Speaker 2: meant to be abstinence, right, and I said, just pull it.

973
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Speaker 1: Out expelled, boom done. Parents in the office.

974
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Speaker 2: Also, I'm not Catholic, and my mom had to and

975
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 2: sorry mum, to throw you on the bas My mom

976
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 2: faked that I was Catholic and they were like, Okay,

977
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: we just need the baptism and stuff for you. It's

978
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 2: just like, yeah, you're faks it to you never did,

979
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 2: so my misbehavior comes from mam.

980
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Speaker 1: I reckon.

981
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 2: So I look like you said if Oscar, If Oscar's excelling,

982
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,200
Speaker 2: then yes.

983
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: We'll look at it, but I won't force it. And

984
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: same with the macon that hey, if you're excelling at

985
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:26,080
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast, very good, you went to private school,

986
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: why don't you review us, subscribe, write a review and

987
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 1: Apple podcast or Spotify. Just let us know what you

988
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,359
Speaker 1: think of the podcast, as long as it's great.

989
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 2: And if you like public school and put down your

990
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 2: meth pipe and jump onto the socials.

991
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Speaker 1: Day. Sorry two got into heads on TikTok, Instagram and

992
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: Facebook and that's what we have time for. We're going

993
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: to get out of here. See you guys next week.

994
00:51:48,960 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 1: Goodbye bye. Sorry it fucking sorry, Sorry Apoos two. Doting

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Speaker 1: Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia

996
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:09,320
Speaker 1: and the connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

998
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