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Speaker 1: Dry podcasting now woulds the last dance.

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Speaker 2: The Michael Jordan documentary wrapped up last night on Netflix,

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Speaker 2: and whilst I think it's fair to say that Lebron

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Speaker 2: James might be the best player ever, undernoiably Jordan is

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Speaker 2: the greatest.

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Speaker 1: And that's the last thing I when to say about that.

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Speaker 1: Now here's here.

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Speaker 2: But there was an amazing moment last night, you know,

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Speaker 2: when he won the nineteen ninety eight NBA Championship and

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Speaker 2: it's he won six titles and that was the end

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Speaker 2: of it all. And he's sort of walking out and

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Speaker 2: the amount of people that are there just getting around

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Speaker 2: this person who's bigger than sport and both argue with

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Speaker 2: the most popular person on the planet at the time,

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Speaker 2: walks out. And as he's walking out, he's wearing this

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Speaker 2: big suit. Someone asks him what he was watching on

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Speaker 2: TV last.

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Speaker 1: Night, and they're obviously weird question.

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Speaker 2: They're obviously trying to tow him into a conversation that

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Speaker 2: he's about to have have listened to what he says,

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Speaker 2: Man with the Iron Beef, Man with the Iron Face.

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Speaker 2: He's obviously butchered the name of the film, which is

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Speaker 2: actually The Man with the Eye Mask. Yes, yeah, starring

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Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, yeah, sure enough. He hasn't seen that

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Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio is standing directly.

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Speaker 1: In front of him. This is his reaction.

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Speaker 2: Leo goes to tell him that his basketball game was poetic,

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Speaker 2: which is a bit obsequious for those watching.

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Speaker 1: And he was, he was put he was Pansy Leo.

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Speaker 1: He wasn't.

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Speaker 2: He wasn't Wolf of Wall Street Leo back in those days.

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Speaker 2: If everyone gets a chance to see, it's classics down.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: But the fact that he absolutely torched the name of

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Speaker 2: his latest blockbuster right in front of his face. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I love those moments, Woods, I absolutely love that sort

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Speaker 2: of gear.

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Speaker 1: I love it when.

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Speaker 2: People have really awful, awkward moments in front of really

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Speaker 2: important people.

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Speaker 3: I will never be able to get over what I

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Speaker 3: said in front of my girlfriends, my ex girlfriend's dad.

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Speaker 3: It's the first time I've met him and read dinner together. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is traumatic. She's wearing one of those singlets where

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Speaker 3: if you touch it you can the fabric changes color

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Speaker 3: so you can see where you've been touching, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, those like heat singlets. No I died.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a perfect trap for a seventeen year

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Speaker 2: old boy.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, so again the idea is if you touch it,

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Speaker 3: you can see exactly where you've been touching.

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Speaker 1: And she was explaining what she was explaining. They were

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Speaker 1: cool explaining this to her dad.

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Speaker 3: And then I was nervous and I've gone for this

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Speaker 3: joke and I was like, oh, yeah, she wears it,

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Speaker 3: so I keep my hands to myself.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, he.

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Speaker 3: Just death stares me across the table and I never

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Speaker 3: recovered from that. Is never recovered such and again it

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Speaker 3: was just the silence afterwards as well, where the whole

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Speaker 3: the whole family realized I totally put my foot in it.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's a perfect example.

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Speaker 2: Father in law is the sort of person that that's

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Speaker 2: the sort of important person that you just want to

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Speaker 2: try and nail.

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Speaker 1: So often people cook it. So look, here's what I

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Speaker 1: want to do.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one oh sixty five is our phone number. Guys,

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Speaker 2: give us a call here on the porch. Have you

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Speaker 2: had a worse moment in front of an important person?

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Speaker 1: And then and this like like woods, it could be

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Speaker 1: here in laws. It might be a teacher, a new boss.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, jeez, if anybody's had one

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Speaker 2: in front of us celebri we'll take that as well.

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Speaker 1: And thirty one O sixty five, that's the phone number.

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Speaker 2: Shocking moments in front of really important people. We've got

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Speaker 2: William who's called good a William. Hey you yeah, good mate,

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Speaker 2: We're good, We're good.

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Speaker 1: Talk to us.

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Speaker 4: So a couple of years ago I was working at

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Speaker 4: McDonald's restaurant North Coast of New Sobales and we had

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Speaker 4: this trial food in and at the time we had

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Speaker 4: a couple of CEOs of MacDonald's from around the world,

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Speaker 4: so e'rep and among them was the Australian THEO of McDonald's.

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Speaker 4: He looked about thirty even well I realized it was him.

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Speaker 4: Some guy came up to me after Andrew and was

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Speaker 4: just working and goes, oh, what's going on? By bye,

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Speaker 4: how are you? And I thought, yeah, okay, I just

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Speaker 4: basically stayed my mate, you as an idiot, and he

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Speaker 4: stuffed up the whole whole show in a word, not

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Speaker 4: a nice way. I said it. About ten minutes later,

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Speaker 4: I was getting dragged into the manager's office and said,

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Speaker 4: what did you say to such and such as what

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Speaker 4: you mean a coup with no that was actually just

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Speaker 4: the over Australian McDonald's.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, you haven't absolutely talked him? Did you manage

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Speaker 3: to get fired?

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Speaker 4: I know because there was more of just my personal

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Speaker 4: opinion rather than all I kind of was on there

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Speaker 4: out as I was already and they said, you got

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Speaker 4: it's nice. I told him the truth. I reckon, you're

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Speaker 4: an idiot.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, perfect, fair enough. Everybody stick to your guns, big fellow.

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Speaker 1: There's a there's a memoir.

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Speaker 2: There's a memoir and that we've got William and McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: We've got Louise here, Louise.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about having shocking moments in front of important people.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I had a recent one at New Year's with

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Speaker 5: my in laws, trying to impress them with my Spanish

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Speaker 5: and I I sent them a text which I thought

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Speaker 5: said happy New Year, which is annuals with a little

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Speaker 5: above the end, but my keyboard doesn't have that, so

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Speaker 5: it actually translated to happy New Anus. My seven year

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Speaker 5: old mother in law then replied with the gift of

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Speaker 5: Mike Tyson and the face tatoo in the clappy like

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Speaker 5: it was just bad.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 7: I still get.

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Speaker 3: Brought up on it is really it does happy phenomenal,

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Speaker 3: phenomenal stuff and heads off to the Spaniards for making

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Speaker 3: that so close.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Sarah's or wrong, that's the difference. Sarah's

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Speaker 1: called Sarah. We're talking worse moments in front of important people.

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Speaker 1: What have you got?

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Speaker 7: Okay, So about ten years ago, I was working in

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Speaker 7: retail at a men's store and my sister had given

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Speaker 7: me free tickets that day to an Arabic singer's concert.

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Speaker 7: So this guy walked into my shirt and he's like,

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Speaker 7: a lucky music. I'm like, yeah, if you like Arabic music.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, not really, but I've got free tickets for

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Speaker 7: some lizards tonight. I don't in the years. And then

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Speaker 7: he goes, do you know who I am? I'm like

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Speaker 7: I ended up being him.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, some loser.

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Speaker 2: I've got tickets to go and see some loser tonight.

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Speaker 1: Wow. These just get worse and worse.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sinking into my chair for you, guys.

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Speaker 2: Toby's called Toby, take us home. We're talking worse moments

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Speaker 2: in front of important people.

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Speaker 4: OHI guys.

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Speaker 6: So basically, I was at a family barbecue and I

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Speaker 6: was there's a few people I knew that few people

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Speaker 6: I didn't. Anyway, I got talking to a bunch of mates,

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Speaker 6: and basically they were I was talking about this new

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Speaker 6: girl that I was seeing, and you know, she she

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Speaker 6: was quite hot. We're getting a little bit frisky. Was

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Speaker 6: looking good. And then about twenty minutes later I worked

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Speaker 6: out the girl's brother was part of that group.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's It doesn't get worse than that. It really

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Speaker 1: doesn't get worse any words that see what you're hearing.

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