Speaker 1: Is it just.
Speaker 2: Boost the black couple of mitches delese yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 1: Can you post.
Speaker 3: Videos to YouTube?
Speaker 1: What sort of a question is that? Can I send
Speaker 1: letters at the post office? Now? He is Mitchuli and
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coubs. Hello you, Hollo you who are you? Okay?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to change my inflection? Are you? Because
Speaker 1: I find I always go up. We've had this exact
Speaker 1: conversation before about your inflections. You are another truth.
Speaker 3: Some bitch posted in the group going when you log
Speaker 3: on for Spotify wrapped, it goes hello you yeah.
Speaker 1: And everyone goes that reminds me of Mitchell Combs. I
Speaker 1: say it too, you say it first, Yeah, and they go, oh,
Speaker 1: Mitchell Cubs, fuck up. You're in a mood today. I
Speaker 1: can just tell I.
Speaker 3: Minds me, my sweet sweet Combs. Once that fat one's
Speaker 3: done speaking, reminds we have Coombs.
Speaker 1: I feel that today's today. We're going to get another
Speaker 1: mug smashing style tantrum from you. I really hope. So
Speaker 1: you're lucky there's not a mug on this side of desk. Well,
Speaker 1: I've got someone this side, but these have already been sold.
Speaker 3: Well, no, there are ceramics that have been sold. Now
Speaker 3: don't you click them together?
Speaker 1: Just cheersing. Yeah, these are the pots that we made
Speaker 1: at our pottery class, and today we reveal who won
Speaker 1: them on eBay. Oh my god, that is so exciting.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's one.
Speaker 3: No, it's not one. It is legally obtained.
Speaker 1: Like they paid for it. Like if you go to
Speaker 1: a house auction, did you win the auction? It's not
Speaker 1: like a freebie. No, no, you're exactly right.
Speaker 3: They bought it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have just purchased them, whereas if you win
Speaker 1: a fucking ham raffle, that's you won something that's for free.
Speaker 1: I'd kill for a ham raffle. I didn't win. I
Speaker 1: went to one the other night.
Speaker 3: I've never been to one in my life.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: They're so minging, but in a good way. It's like
Speaker 1: chops and sausages and mints, right, Well, not at the
Speaker 1: ham raffle that's ham. Yeah yeah, but the meat trays. Oh,
Speaker 1: fuck me up, I have one a few with those.
Speaker 3: I'd love to win a meat tro I love cold
Speaker 3: cut meats. Did you know that you actually can buy
Speaker 3: Christmas ham all year round?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 3: The only difference is that it's got different marketing on it.
Speaker 3: But you have to go to butcher or something. No
Speaker 3: cole sell them all year round, not into such high
Speaker 3: demand price. Kep genes here of course leg ham You
Speaker 3: know what is a weird thing to think about?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: Jinx One leg ham is one leg, so that means
Speaker 3: that four leg Hams is one animal.
Speaker 1: That's true. Do they specify which leg it came from? Good?
Speaker 1: Point back, left hoof?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. It's like when you go to KFC
Speaker 3: and they give you two wings two legs for gibbles.
Speaker 3: You go, that's actually not from the same chicken. You're
Speaker 3: eating two different chickens. They could be cousins of something.
Speaker 3: See this chat makes me want to go vegan.
Speaker 1: Why that's sad? I was about to invite you to
Speaker 1: the fucking ham Oh can I come to a ham rate?
Speaker 1: That's a good time, Okay, no brainstorm? Brainstorm? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Christmas party at my local bowling club? Which
Speaker 1: does the hair raffle? I love that? And we can
Speaker 1: do lawn bols. I love it all right? What are
Speaker 1: we going to do? What do we wear? Christmas clothes?
Speaker 1: Up to you?
Speaker 3: I want to wear a little reindeers with bells on them.
Speaker 1: No, I'm coming. I was actually there the other night
Speaker 1: at the most recent hand raffle, and there were people
Speaker 1: there at their Christmas party. It was only like a
Speaker 1: table of i'd say fifteen people off and they were
Speaker 1: having that's the time of their life. And I just thought,
Speaker 1: maybe I should have a Christmas party here. But then
Speaker 1: I thought, who the fuck am I going to a
Speaker 1: party with stuff? Oh my god, let's do it. Let's
Speaker 1: do it. Who else do it? Is a bit depressing
Speaker 1: being like self employed, and I'm like, I don't get
Speaker 1: any of the fun ship like Christmas party. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: the camaraderie that comes with it.
Speaker 3: But you could call your accountant, you could call your
Speaker 3: entertainment lawyer.
Speaker 1: An entertainment lawyer. I haven't gotten into trouble yet.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I to call on before I got seasoned
Speaker 3: desist from the Hot Girl Walk creator? Did you she
Speaker 3: told me to stop? She goes, I invented the Hot
Speaker 3: Girl Walk. No, you fucking didn't.
Speaker 1: The person that has the phrase hot Girl Walk trademark,
Speaker 1: she's got a trademarked inner the Australasia region. And you
Speaker 1: actually got a season desist that's why.
Speaker 3: I stopped posting all my walks.
Speaker 1: But I thought that you started calling them hg W.
Speaker 3: I did, but it was just not worth it.
Speaker 1: Is that not enough of a loophole now? So I
Speaker 1: put on forty kilos? Well, if I can't post about it,
Speaker 1: why wall totally?
Speaker 3: No, No, I just had to stop posting so I
Speaker 3: had a good entertainment lawyer. I love the idea of
Speaker 3: a Christmas party for us. We're going to do the
Speaker 3: Chris Kringle on the final shot.
Speaker 1: No, it's the Savage Fanta Savage where everyone gets one present.
Speaker 1: Everyone gives one present, but if you like someone else's
Speaker 1: you can steal it. There's only three of us. Maybe
Speaker 1: I should bring Oscar into it so there's more the
Speaker 1: full team. Should he come to the Christmas party too?
Speaker 3: He can come, but the ist to post, I hate
Speaker 3: to say it will be the three of us.
Speaker 1: That's funny, can take it? Do?
Speaker 3: A Lipa makes a new album and she's puts up
Speaker 3: a photo. It's up with Mark Ronson and four other producers.
Speaker 3: I'm like, get the fuck out of the picture. Miley's
Speaker 3: like May Brown your album Cigarette Love is out, and
Speaker 3: then it's like twelve different producers in a studio. I'm like,
Speaker 3: fuck off, little Rats, I want her and Noah.
Speaker 1: Rat not something I've ever noticed to be on it
Speaker 1: pisces me.
Speaker 3: Of all, you follow the cast of Wicked and they're like,
Speaker 3: couldn't do it without this amazing I'm what you get
Speaker 3: Alphabet and you get Glinda on that stage and no
Speaker 3: one fucking else.
Speaker 1: He's such a cranky mood.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're very creepy.
Speaker 1: It's actually swapped rolls because I'm having a bloody lovely day.
Speaker 1: I'm so chipper. Is there Christians husy playing? Am I
Speaker 1: having a manic episode? No, it's there, that's there.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Why are you having a lovely day? Mitchell? Oh? Why
Speaker 1: are you having a lovely day? Thank you? Well, I
Speaker 1: have a spring in my step. I'm a fucking sucker
Speaker 1: for like loyalty programs. Oh like flybys? Well, yes that,
Speaker 1: but like friendships no, like if you let me fucking talk,
Speaker 1: if you fucking let me spit it out. I was
Speaker 1: having a very chick Oh go why why whyeh by
Speaker 1: fly byes? I reap the rewards of two loyalty programs today,
Speaker 1: okay one, I go to this one servo and every
Speaker 1: time I swap my soda stream bottles. They do a
Speaker 1: little whole punch on the loyalty.
Speaker 3: You've spoken about this before, have Yeah?
Speaker 5: I haven't heard it.
Speaker 1: No, you really are determined to make me a bitch today,
Speaker 1: aren't you.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 1: I am just telling a lovely story about something joyous,
Speaker 1: and you go bad. I'm not saying hurd. I more mean,
Speaker 1: I've got the context. And you said I spoken about that.
Speaker 1: Who haven't you said only up to two? You're soy
Speaker 1: that was when you were at my place. That's right,
Speaker 1: Well I got my free one Yay, I got my
Speaker 1: fucking tenth one free free bubbles. By the way, you're
Speaker 1: allowed to say, oh, you've already spoken about this if
Speaker 1: it's something on the podcast, you did speak about it
Speaker 1: on the podcast. No, I didn't have spoke about it
Speaker 1: when you were at my house, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: The lines are blurb. Whenever I talk to you, I
Speaker 3: feel like people are listening, except you famously. Okay, what's
Speaker 3: the second loyalty reaping?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been to one hundred Scout pilarates and yoga classes,
Speaker 1: which means I'm part of the one hundred club and
Speaker 1: get a free show. I'm so excited I congratulation. That's
Speaker 1: so good and that I'm I'm quite surprised they didn't
Speaker 1: get the same reaction at my free soda stream. Can
Speaker 1: the stakes are a little higher? I hurt that thing.
Speaker 3: No, you've mentioned that on the show before. Which one
Speaker 3: do you get a shirt? And I can tell you
Speaker 3: when my memory is working?
Speaker 1: Oh that's I would have mentioned that. Well, it's finally
Speaker 1: come to fruition.
Speaker 3: It's when Sean bought you a sweater for your birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and you said I wanted to save up or I
Speaker 3: wanted to yeah.
Speaker 1: Work towards it. Well it's happened.
Speaker 3: You don't have it on?
Speaker 1: No, No, what.
Speaker 3: Are you going to save before special occasions? Is it
Speaker 3: going to be your out your workout shirt?
Speaker 1: No, that's the thing. I already have the merch from
Speaker 1: scalpal art is. Sewan got me one a shirt and
Speaker 1: I can't wear it to the class because I don't
Speaker 1: want to sweater over it. That's excited. Also, would that
Speaker 1: make me look like a sicker fan turning up in
Speaker 1: their merch to their establishment?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, yes, if it's the general merch, like, let's
Speaker 3: me coming and doing a radio show with a Kiss
Speaker 3: FM shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucking daggy.
Speaker 3: But if it's like a ten years at kiss, that's
Speaker 3: cute because it's an achievement that's true. It also shows
Speaker 3: other people don't fucking mess with me. I'm king shit
Speaker 3: here at the POLARATEI clip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I actually haven't gotten the shirt yet. I
Speaker 1: only just noticed this morning that I've reached one hundred classes,
Speaker 1: So I'll pick it up the next time. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's a one hundred shirt. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's special or if it's a serandom shirt. Like
Speaker 1: you have to call them or I can chat to
Speaker 1: them tomorrow when I'm in there.
Speaker 3: You'll have to chat to them. It's my point. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my point on the broader spectrum.
Speaker 1: I're like, get this up yet, one hundred classes, where's
Speaker 1: my shirt?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 3: At Vision Personal Training, because I hit forty kilos this month,
Speaker 3: they're putting me up on the lifetime achievement wall and
Speaker 3: I stay there forever.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah wow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they took a photo of me and they put
Speaker 3: me on the wall in a little placard.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Well, I came second in KX Polarate's forty twenty Challenge thing.
Speaker 1: Wow, that rolls off the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, congratulation, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Did you get a shirt?
Speaker 5: No, but I got to put stickers on the board.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 3: Do you do it at a crash and.
Speaker 1: Then you got to call my mom and say pick
Speaker 1: me up?
Speaker 5: I send a photo to my mom of course.
Speaker 1: No. Do you take part in any of those loyalty
Speaker 1: things where like they stamp your card or whatever, the
Speaker 1: tenth coffee is free anything like that, because I'm such
Speaker 1: a sucker for them. No, but I do love a
Speaker 1: Flybys moment.
Speaker 3: I've got the app.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every day rewards, every day rewards is better because
Speaker 1: you know the everyday rewards you just tap your phone.
Speaker 3: You don't have to double tap, and it knows you've
Speaker 3: got every day rewards card. Flybys has to be scanned
Speaker 3: my Flybys thing, mind doesn't You're going, Yeah, maybe I've
Speaker 3: got old school.
Speaker 5: But I also find the everyday rewards there's more actual rewards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, Flybys none of that. I don't really
Speaker 1: get off on that shit that much. It's like the
Speaker 1: small business loyalty things that I love. The little carts.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, h I'm nearly up to a free salad
Speaker 1: from a local cafe.
Speaker 5: Oh oh that's good.
Speaker 1: This has just not then if I buy nine, I
Speaker 1: get the tenth throat.
Speaker 3: All places should bring in loyalty, like, you know, we
Speaker 3: really should do a loyalty program for episodes listen to.
Speaker 1: How do they prove, like, we can't stamp every episode
Speaker 1: they've listened to.
Speaker 3: One conversation with a person that's listened to every one
Speaker 3: of our episodes, and it'd be very clear I've listened
Speaker 3: to everyone.
Speaker 1: I feel for you now on the podcast app whatever
Speaker 1: it may be, Apple or Spotify, it's got a tick
Speaker 1: next to it so it's played.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like if you send us a screen recording where
Speaker 1: it's got one hundred two, I don't want to fucking count.
Speaker 1: We don't want any more. How do we get people
Speaker 1: to prove they've listened to one hundred episodes? We quiz them.
Speaker 3: We do a great loyalty quiz. You get all these answers, right,
Speaker 3: you win a load to cut, We'll get them made up.
Speaker 5: Wait, you win a Loyaltykett.
Speaker 1: Sign it, Genna will print it, and I'll talk about it.
Speaker 1: I was thinking the one hundred club, but a lot
Speaker 1: of people will have already listened to an episodes because
Speaker 1: we've done one hundred and seventy eight.
Speaker 3: You know what we should do when we hit two
Speaker 3: hundred episodes, which will be at mid next year early
Speaker 3: next year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do a two hundred club of sorts.
Speaker 3: We will get ten people on it, will quiz them
Speaker 3: based on two hundred episodes of content.
Speaker 1: The problem with that is that with our memories, particularly
Speaker 1: or snow of fans, how are we going to write
Speaker 1: the quids questions? We don't remember what we've spoken about.
Speaker 1: Rude Jenner.
Speaker 3: He pointed his here and that you're so right. We'll
Speaker 3: have to employ someone.
Speaker 1: To do it. Oh god. Anyway, I do like the
Speaker 1: idea of Song's ont a loyalty program, but it's not
Speaker 1: how to go about it.
Speaker 3: If you know our show well, you know that many
Speaker 3: of our ideas are great and they never get done.
Speaker 1: We want to do a show from a bunning sausage sizzle. Ye.
Speaker 1: That was Sam's task.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and now he works at TikTok. He's hosting TikTok Lives. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like he's on Deno's direct Do you want to see
Speaker 3: that in a great job?
Speaker 1: I say, we need to do a spin off of
Speaker 1: Talkback Things where instead of playing the cookshit and talk
Speaker 1: back radio. It's TV. I agree, it's Shopping Network. I
Speaker 1: watched it the other day. It's fucking I didn't realize
Speaker 1: that a lot of the time it's live. I thought
Speaker 1: it was this advertorials on repeat, but it's live. A
Speaker 1: friendly woman literally had a coughing fit because she was
Speaker 1: live and air. She was like, I've got a frog
Speaker 1: in my thoats, so I'm gonna let you look at
Speaker 1: this beautiful ring, knocking the close up on the ring
Speaker 1: rotating on the table while she died, and then she
Speaker 1: comes back and goes, okay, it's Diamond Date. Excuse me. Wow.
Speaker 1: I was like, I didn't know it's live. This is fascinating.
Speaker 1: I could have stopped watching that.
Speaker 5: Lady does so many of the advertorial stuff.
Speaker 1: That British and the hook Nose. You know what else
Speaker 1: is a bit cooked.
Speaker 3: The latest the late late News at eleven thirty on
Speaker 3: Channel seven.
Speaker 1: They go a bit right, don't they standard news bulletin?
Speaker 1: You know what is it?
Speaker 3: Just me on the fly they use they throw around
Speaker 3: breaking news so loose that they do. Yeah, Michael Usher
Speaker 3: went and breaking news. Now Larnie is here at the
Speaker 3: opening of a New metroh Lannie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so numb to the phrase breaking news because
Speaker 1: they throw it around like it's nothing. I'm over it.
Speaker 3: Breaking news to me is they found Maddie.
Speaker 1: Seriously, there was an episode in media Watch where they
Speaker 1: were taking the pits out of Sunrise for using breaking
Speaker 1: news like it's nothing. It was like in breaking news,
Speaker 1: Seconds from disaster, Prince William lucky to be alive, and
Speaker 1: then the actual story was that a helicopter that he
Speaker 1: sometimes flies nearly crashed, but he wasn't on board. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, so he often pilots it. It wasn't that
Speaker 1: day and it nearly crashed. That's so he's second from disaster.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky to be alive, all right, she Well, listen,
Speaker 1: welcome to Is it just me? Every show we start,
Speaker 1: we're at the start of the show, just me? We
Speaker 1: haven't is it just me? From a listener? And is
Speaker 1: it just you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course, of course that's what We're.
Speaker 3: Going down south, as south as you can get in
Speaker 3: this country, Tasmania, where we've got Karlie. Hello, Karlily Darwin.
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, how are we pretty good?
Speaker 1: How are you? More to the point I seem to
Speaker 1: recall we spoke to you not too long ago. It
Speaker 1: was during your breakup Bullshit episode two.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, what a time. That feels like years ago.
Speaker 4: Now you're so much better now, I'll be sure you're better.
Speaker 1: I'm better you are? Yeah, I agree completely. How are
Speaker 1: you you feeling better?
Speaker 4: I'm great. I'm actually really I'm doing really well. I'm good.
Speaker 4: It's much more clearly.
Speaker 1: And then I seem to recall that you had a
Speaker 1: new partner that I said, Oh he sounds like a keeper.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're still together. He's still there.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, I love that. Oh god. Okay, so why
Speaker 1: don't you hit us with your issage? Just you and
Speaker 1: we'll see where you're at.
Speaker 4: Okay, lovely, thank you?
Speaker 3: All right, Bradley's going to count you in. You know
Speaker 3: how this work. It's not your first radio Yeah, hit,
Speaker 3: it's Carly go on?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is being content with being alone the best feeling ever?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 3: That's heavy.
Speaker 1: I like it. I'm all about the deep and many,
Speaker 1: full of shit. Let's get suck into that.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 3: I remember my agem a couple of weeks ago, maybe
Speaker 3: a month ago, was that I was like on that
Speaker 3: journey trying to find that contentness that a word being happy.
Speaker 1: Have you found it? Carli?
Speaker 4: You sound like you have, yes, Like I just thrive
Speaker 4: in my own company and I'm at the stage like
Speaker 4: i've been in a while. But even though I've got
Speaker 4: a partner, I'm just at the stage where I'm content
Speaker 4: with everything. And I just I've been by myself, like
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: I do like a bit of a loan time. But
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I thrive when I'm by myself. That's
Speaker 1: when I'm the biggest pig. Honestly. Yeah, But you're good
Speaker 1: at being alone, Mitch, Like I if I have to
Speaker 1: look at someone and go yeah, because because I just
Speaker 1: know you, because you don't reach out to me, you
Speaker 1: know me, I said, when we stop getting you know,
Speaker 1: nice messages in the DMS, I was like, where's my love?
Speaker 1: And surprise, you don't strike me as the type that
Speaker 1: needs that when you're alone.
Speaker 4: Actually, I don't know if Mitchell surely remembers. He might not,
Speaker 4: but I sent you Instagram message I said to you.
Speaker 4: I was like the best thing you can do for
Speaker 4: yourself right now, and I truly believe this is just
Speaker 4: be content with being alone. Don't try to fill your
Speaker 4: life with people, because as soon as you go home,
Speaker 4: you're going to be alone and it's going to feel
Speaker 4: even worse. So just be content with being alone because
Speaker 4: once you do that, you won't even give a shit
Speaker 4: about being single. You will just thrive in your own
Speaker 4: company and having people around will make it even better.
Speaker 4: But you've got to be happy with yourself.
Speaker 1: Question for you, Carl, like, are you so fond of
Speaker 1: your me time that you will often say no to
Speaker 1: hanging out with your partner because you're like, nap, I'd
Speaker 1: rather be by myself right now.
Speaker 4: I literally just got back from a trip by myself.
Speaker 4: I grove three hours to Hobart Threats the three and
Speaker 4: a half days.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that sounds lovely. I do love
Speaker 1: a solo road trip.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I was like, see you mate, see.
Speaker 1: Them then where I go?
Speaker 3: Because you'd be all right with that, Jenny, you'd be
Speaker 3: fine with it, right yeah, I'd be like, No, I
Speaker 3: want someone.
Speaker 1: I think I would with someone to do something like
Speaker 1: that with someone else, only because when I'm traveling I
Speaker 1: hate doing the admin. Now I want like a trip
Speaker 1: mum to.
Speaker 3: Be organized, want to assistant Mitchell, that's not yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you want to start.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like friends, sean, whatever it may be,
Speaker 1: if it's a trip away, but also God, the idea
Speaker 1: of a solo escape right now sounds very appealing, I
Speaker 1: see it.
Speaker 3: But even me and my euro trip that's booked, I've
Speaker 3: paid money for him, who's going to come with me?
Speaker 3: But then, but now my point is, do I have
Speaker 3: to work on myself to get to get to the
Speaker 3: happy in being lonely stage?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Possibly, absolutely? Or do I just admit that I'm a
Speaker 3: people person? Because could that just be?
Speaker 5: Is there a middle ground?
Speaker 3: I think maybe where I am now, I don't know,
Speaker 3: But also.
Speaker 1: I think it depends because there's nothing wrong with wanting
Speaker 1: to spend time with people, But it's when it becomes avoidant,
Speaker 1: like you're trying to distract yourself because you hate being alone,
Speaker 1: because you don't want to confront certain things, so you'd
Speaker 1: rather be around other people to distract yourself from. That's
Speaker 1: where it's. Because there's nothing wrong with wanting to hang
Speaker 1: out with people, but it's just the content, and it's
Speaker 1: being alone as well, not all the time, it's just more.
Speaker 4: Or less thriving in your own company, like being happy
Speaker 4: with who you are and not trying to fill your
Speaker 4: life with people that are just going to make you
Speaker 4: happy temporarily.
Speaker 1: Kalli, I just feel like your Oprah.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like I'm listening to Oprah and you've
Speaker 3: got no qualification. Maybe you do, but I'm listening and
Speaker 3: I'm taking everything you say for Bible. The pl could
Speaker 3: go bring a bomb into a hospital, and I guess
Speaker 3: she's so right.
Speaker 1: She's got a good point.
Speaker 5: She does.
Speaker 1: The problem I have, Carl, is that I'm content in
Speaker 1: my own company, but when I live alone and work
Speaker 1: from home full time, it's possible to fucking overdose on
Speaker 1: me time. I'm just spoken to someone in a while.
Speaker 4: No, that's definitely true.
Speaker 1: You have your cat tho oh fuck, she doesn't speak
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 3: She does just corner and makes eye contact Christ, which
Speaker 3: reminds with my actually.
Speaker 1: Look at these scratches on my arm. She randomly attacked
Speaker 1: me out of nowhere the other day. She's only hinge.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I think it's getting worse. Interne. I
Speaker 1: love her, Yeah, I mean I love her, but fuck yeah,
Speaker 1: she'd be detivating and adopted her and this is actually
Speaker 1: repays me. She would she was a common Street Hall.
Speaker 5: She was both pregnant.
Speaker 3: All these cats were worse pregnant on the street. Can
Speaker 3: you guys pluck them and save that anyway? That note, Carly,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for coming back on the show.
Speaker 3: A DM price Keeper, Jenna, and we'll get you another price.
Speaker 1: It's nice to hear from you, Dar.
Speaker 4: I don't need another prize. I'm just I love chatting
Speaker 4: to you guys, like you're my happy place.
Speaker 1: You've truly reached.
Speaker 3: You can tell Nirvana yeah, and I'm jet but it's
Speaker 3: the thin air in Tasmania. You know, she'll get to
Speaker 3: the mainland and she'll be like, I need Nick, I need.
Speaker 1: That, I need that. It's weird because I can't see
Speaker 1: her and yet I just feel like she's got a
Speaker 1: twinkle in her eye. You can just tell her in
Speaker 1: the voice. Absolutely good for you, Happy for you.
Speaker 4: I've had I've had enough dick in my life enough.
Speaker 1: I'm how old are you?
Speaker 4: I'm thirty two next Tuesday You're.
Speaker 1: Only thirty two, and You're like, no, I've had enough.
Speaker 1: I'm just being greedy at this point. Plenty of dick anyway.
Speaker 3: If you want to get in touch, you can DMS.
Speaker 3: A couple of miches or of course you can send
Speaker 3: us a text.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's the number again? The number is oh
Speaker 1: far too to nine four tuesazero two ninet. Guys, you
Speaker 1: know how handy that jingle came in when we were
Speaker 1: doing the mug member thing. Why all the international orders.
Speaker 1: When I was sending it in the little package thing,
Speaker 1: you have to write the mobile number of the sender.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, And so I was just like in my
Speaker 1: head going for two to none for a jesio, except
Speaker 1: it's not as catchy when I had to put plus
Speaker 1: six months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, it is time
Speaker 3: to do after a long awaited break, Mitchell, we didn't
Speaker 3: even realize we hadn't cleared her our poor fingers on antibiotics.
Speaker 1: She's so infected because she's so full, so painful time
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 2: Let's take a peek at Jenner's junk.
Speaker 1: Shall we. I'm just get in the sense that today's
Speaker 1: episode is going to be a fucking roller coaster, really is.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize we were still at the start. I'm all,
Speaker 1: what am I trying to say? Breathe, I'm all out
Speaker 1: of whack with what I was trying to say.
Speaker 5: Have you seen my junk.
Speaker 1: Did we talk about raffles on today's show? Huh me?
Speaker 1: My yeah? Did we? That was like he did five
Speaker 1: minutes ago? Was it maybe more than all? Right? Poor Johns?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, so Jenna's junkie. These are the idems
Speaker 3: that don't make the main show. Mitch and I sort
Speaker 3: of go they're not They're not worthy of being disgusted.
Speaker 1: I don't have legs. It's just a quick thought that
Speaker 1: we probably should keep to ourselves, but we don't. We
Speaker 1: chucked them in Jane's junk and then they get resurfaced
Speaker 1: on the podcast or too many Clear yourself out, Joel,
Speaker 1: she's jumping right in straight away.
Speaker 5: Oh yep, yep. Is it just me? Or would Taylor
Speaker 5: Swift make a brilliant serial killer?
Speaker 1: Oh? That's my thought process there. I would never say
Speaker 1: such a thing.
Speaker 3: I'm not scared of the Swifties because they're children in
Speaker 3: infants and they're all such sucks. I'm not scared of
Speaker 3: the fight with the Swifty.
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that you sound really
Speaker 1: old and deeply uncol by having a grudge against Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Just let them be. They don't bother anyone. Are you
Speaker 1: defend you sound like a grumpy, old fucking man that
Speaker 1: loves the current affair. Oh the swifties old just twelve
Speaker 1: year old girls.
Speaker 3: No, I just think they're annoying and you call them infants, Yeah,
Speaker 3: techlan children. I just think that Taylor Swist, she'd be
Speaker 3: a she'd be a she'd be a brilliant should be
Speaker 3: bring silkier. Okay, yes, carry on, make your point, poor boy,
Speaker 3: because the little easter eggsit she hides in her songs
Speaker 3: Like God, she's a waste on society. Like the Zodiac
Speaker 3: killer would watch her music videos and go, this is
Speaker 3: amazing because she just hides things. So if she actually
Speaker 3: we're lucky that she's not fucked in the head, because
Speaker 3: if she used her powers of marketing to be a
Speaker 3: really good serial killer, we wouldn't. She'd be killing people daily.
Speaker 1: I often wonder if she would ever manage to do
Speaker 1: something wrong that makes the public turn on her and
Speaker 1: she gets canceled because she's pretty. She's not like Britney'
Speaker 1: spears about other people. Controller she fucking runs that shit.
Speaker 1: She's across everything, so for all we know, she's already
Speaker 1: hiding ship. She's just too smart and keeps it hidden
Speaker 1: as Really she is very clever. She probably get a
Speaker 1: million secrets.
Speaker 3: I like her music and I respect her fans.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it might get your pants caught in the
Speaker 1: chain while you're backpedaling over there.
Speaker 6: No, okay, okay, okay, here it is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or is saying get lost? Actually very brutal.
Speaker 1: That's my observation, get lost, get lost.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know how people will say that as the polite
Speaker 1: version as opposed to it, I'll get fucked, like the
Speaker 1: nice way is I'll get lost. Let's just stop down
Speaker 1: and really think about what you're saying. When you tell
Speaker 1: someone to get lost. Just think about that you're telling
Speaker 1: them to go missing. That's so mean, that's so true.
Speaker 3: And think of some of the most famous missing people
Speaker 3: of the world.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like like who I don't know, like's that girl
Speaker 1: Maddie mckainn oh yeah, madam and McCann.
Speaker 3: That is an awful thing that her family been put
Speaker 3: through what happened in pri Tolu exactly.
Speaker 1: And you're wishing that on someone well said, it's so scathing.
Speaker 1: When you really oil it down, what are you actually saying?
Speaker 3: Just reword it and it will give it more clarity.
Speaker 1: Gave me. I don't know that's better or worse get kidnapped.
Speaker 1: But having said that, maybe it's not a permanent loss.
Speaker 1: It could be like it's like sometimes I get fucking
Speaker 1: lost in Westfield. Yeah it's only twenty minutes, Like shit,
Speaker 1: which car park? That is a get lost that's a
Speaker 1: little bit inconvenient.
Speaker 3: Get lost in Westfield doesn't have the same ring to
Speaker 3: it get lost.
Speaker 1: As not just the sort of getting lost in Westfield
Speaker 1: makes me like so costaphobic that Noah.
Speaker 3: Grow up is another one, because there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't, you can't do it. You know what
Speaker 1: I've always found really scathing what you're a fool? Why
Speaker 1: it's so brutal and severe, Like if you told me, oh,
Speaker 1: you're a dickhead, you're a fuck with whatever, that's fine,
Speaker 1: but you're a fool. It's just like, oh, well that's
Speaker 1: a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty intense. I don't use your fool, I
Speaker 3: use grow up.
Speaker 1: You're a joke.
Speaker 5: I love using grow up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're a joke. You're a joke. That's not very
Speaker 1: nice either. Yeah, that's all these things that are like
Speaker 1: considered more polite because they're not swearing are actually pretty evil. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you think about it? You break them down?
Speaker 1: They're awful jumping in not back in the jumps Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: I need to fit two hands these days.
Speaker 3: Fuck me, good for you?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or should it be socially acceptable to wear socks and
Speaker 6: slides anywhere? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's me again? Yeah, I agree with you. Socks. I
Speaker 1: used to think right, socks and slides, but now I'm
Speaker 1: all about it. It's very American.
Speaker 5: I've never tried it.
Speaker 1: What would American people call it? You know, have the
Speaker 1: whole thong thing? Is there confusion or is it socks
Speaker 1: and slides? Wherever?
Speaker 5: I think it's slides?
Speaker 1: Okay, it'll be fair callt flip flops, don't they Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's a little.
Speaker 3: Bungee cord. No, you're right, I think they call them slides. Yeah,
Speaker 3: socks and sides.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I used to just wear slides, but then
Speaker 1: they started giving me like a bit of a blister
Speaker 1: if I wore them too much over summer, and so
Speaker 1: I started putting the socks on as well, and then
Speaker 1: overwinter it was warm in that way, and I've gotten
Speaker 1: really used to it. It's so comfy, so convenient, and
Speaker 1: I try not to wear them everywhere because I feel
Speaker 1: like I should be able to. But when I go
Speaker 1: to Pilate's classes, right it's a five minute walk or
Speaker 1: whatever from my place, I'm like, I'll just chuck on
Speaker 1: some slides because I do the class barefoot. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: just slide.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got a message on Facebook someone said I just
Speaker 1: saw you walking down the street in socks and slides,
Speaker 1: and you're lucky I didn't clip you with my fucking
Speaker 1: mirror because they are disgusting. How could you wear socks
Speaker 1: and slides in public? How embarrassing. I'm like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: all for it.
Speaker 3: I hate when people judge like that.
Speaker 1: Grow up. I don't think they were only stirring me up.
Speaker 1: They just someone who is, for whatever reason, is so
Speaker 1: adverse to socks and slides. I used to be, but
Speaker 1: now I'm fucking all about it. Team socks and.
Speaker 3: Slides going through. I'm a clogs boy. I have like
Speaker 3: three pairs of clogs.
Speaker 1: What are they going? The German? Cheap Dutch? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Made of wood? None of them are made of wood.
Speaker 1: They're made of rubber. They like crocs.
Speaker 3: Yeahs, I've got crocs. I've got another pair that are
Speaker 3: just like tan.
Speaker 1: Do you wear socks with them? So?
Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes they're really comfy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. See yeah, it's so much easier. I don't love you.
Speaker 3: That's fashion. It's not as in fashion like Kanye had
Speaker 3: the whole socks and sides things. That was a real moment,
Speaker 3: but that's past.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't realize that's already been a moment. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's moment in fashion is gone. Fuck me. Every time
Speaker 1: I think I'm starting a new trend, I find out
Speaker 1: that it's already thing. Remember how I thought I was
Speaker 1: a genius for using a shoelace as a belt and
Speaker 1: you were like.
Speaker 3: N that's the fish which called me the other day.
Speaker 3: He went, I've invented the hoopskirt. I that bitch, I
Speaker 3: think you need to.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty adamant that I invented the Kmart laundry hamper
Speaker 1: hack what because people have started buying there's a whole
Speaker 1: TikTok trend about it. People have been buying the Kmart
Speaker 1: laundry hampers and using it as their bins because it
Speaker 1: looks more stylish than having a bin on display in
Speaker 1: the house. I thought of that, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what have I got a laundry hamper? Because then it
Speaker 1: would be a fuggly bin on on your Instagram?
Speaker 5: And then you ruined it.
Speaker 1: Well no, that's that's a whole other story. But the
Speaker 1: point is I got it and I thought it was
Speaker 1: a genius idea. And then someone visits me and goes, oh,
Speaker 1: you did the kmart TikTok hack, and I was like,
Speaker 1: the fucking what now? I didn't know it was already
Speaker 1: a thing. I thought I invented it. You see, I
Speaker 1: think I'm a genis And then people tell me, no,
Speaker 1: it's a thing. You know many, many, many have thought
Speaker 1: of it before you totally just like the name is it?
Speaker 1: It's me for a podcast. We found it that there's
Speaker 1: forty thousand.
Speaker 3: Were you for a refresh? Actually for the new ones?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck me, it's very abruptly Okay?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or do you think Jenna is Hunger Games coded?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's me for sure. You have never even seen Hunger Games.
Speaker 3: You've never seen Hunger Games, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: There's no need to shout at me, mate, Mitchell, you
Speaker 1: love it, get Lost? Why would I love it? Because
Speaker 1: it's so you? You love Jennifer explain why you think
Speaker 1: it's so me, because I don't think it's me at all,
Speaker 1: because you are you love that shiit like you just
Speaker 1: love like because you just love a cult moment.
Speaker 3: You love like a franchise, you do, you love Weed,
Speaker 3: you love Harry Potter.
Speaker 1: Presidents to know you love it. It's camp, it's gay,
Speaker 1: it's like a love story. It's any Game of Throne.
Speaker 1: It's got nothing to do with Game of Thrown. Just
Speaker 1: set the future. I know everything you said. Oh it's culty,
Speaker 1: it's blah blah blah. No, that's not right.
Speaker 3: I think I think you would love it, Mitchell. It's
Speaker 3: literally twelve people enter an arena and they all have
Speaker 3: to fight to the deaths. That doesn't interest me at all, No,
Speaker 3: I understand, but I think you would when you watch it.
Speaker 3: There's a new one out, mocking Jay of the fire
Speaker 3: Day or something.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not because Jenna.
Speaker 3: It's set in the future and there are characters called Capital,
Speaker 3: like Capital citizens, what do they call that They live
Speaker 3: in the Capitol. They're just normal people and they all
Speaker 3: dress like in extravagant clothing and they're all just extra
Speaker 3: and they've all got pink hair and they're all in
Speaker 3: lace and you know, gaudy outfits. But I just feel
Speaker 3: like Jenna is Hunger Games coded because they go to
Speaker 3: the different districts and pluck women and boys and children
Speaker 3: out put them in the Hunger Games at random. It's
Speaker 3: like the Olympic Games.
Speaker 1: But I'm going to say, so far, the fashion doesn't
Speaker 1: really match. Jenny said, our pink hair really elaborate.
Speaker 3: I'm like, no, no, I can just see it anyway.
Speaker 1: So the same ponytail for forty years, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: They're random. They're random kids put into an arena to
Speaker 3: fight to the deaths, and none of them have any training.
Speaker 3: I feel Jenna would be primed to be an assassin.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't need training.
Speaker 5: No, I would love that.
Speaker 1: You'd be great. What do you think your tactic would be?
Speaker 1: Would you be a forager? Would you hide? Would you hide?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I would hide.
Speaker 1: How camouflage, tree climbing.
Speaker 5: Everything interesting?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And which this is the part that you like.
Speaker 3: The kids get sponsors, so like you're obviously you know,
Speaker 3: with your influencer life, you could be in there. Then
Speaker 3: you'd get you know, Purina would send you a package
Speaker 3: and they fall from the sky in a little balloon.
Speaker 3: And they go my sponsor and they get gifts, but
Speaker 3: you obviously get you know.
Speaker 1: That's just my life every day. I'm all free shit poor.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is, seriously is, but no one's dying. Like
Speaker 3: you'd be in there that am a mattress. I'd fucking
Speaker 3: fall from the sky and land on your competition. You'd
Speaker 3: be like, I didn't have to kill that twink. I'd
Speaker 3: get fucking frozen meals full and knock some bitch out.
Speaker 3: But thanks every plate.
Speaker 5: I'd get cat food.
Speaker 1: You'd get cat plate aren't even frozen meals? Oh?
Speaker 3: Who do I work?
Speaker 1: You're the worst client ever?
Speaker 3: Who am I working with?
Speaker 1: Coming up?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Spotlight, I'll get fucking ten meters of twine, thanks Spotlight.
Speaker 3: And it kind of goes off and goes yeah, and
Speaker 3: then sponsor and then when someone dies.
Speaker 1: The form face. See, I gotta tell you, I'm drastically
Speaker 1: less tempered to watch after this description, it sounds stupid.
Speaker 1: What happens to catness?
Speaker 3: She gets stung by a bee, then like bird's be
Speaker 3: sponsor or something and they drop like wax.
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit about fucking spears and there's
Speaker 1: no Lord of the rings, wizards and all that I
Speaker 1: don't give. You're not listening. There's not one real house
Speaker 1: as a Sydney talk to me.
Speaker 3: Well, it's similar drama, all right, Jenna. I just think
Speaker 3: you do very well and i'd sponsor you.
Speaker 1: I would, I would agree with that. Good luck, all right,
Speaker 1: back into the jungle. That's not the bin. Sorry, that
Speaker 1: was the wrong Sorry you you know what did you
Speaker 1: just touch? Because you just got Bradley excited? Touch the
Speaker 1: wrong spot? What I done? Fuck me? Sorry? Sorry? There
Speaker 1: bins open quick grab the junk? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or do streaming apps need to get their shit together?
Speaker 1: Mine? You've spoken about this last week?
Speaker 3: Do you mean you said all the streaming AUPs need
Speaker 3: to up the their contrast because they can't see the
Speaker 3: TV in the sun?
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm about to say now?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying you spoke about streaming apps previously.
Speaker 1: I think you've doubled up on topic fifty times. Are
Speaker 1: you're dating someone at the moment? Have you lost forty kilos? Oh?
Speaker 1: Heaven fucking forbid, I talk about streaming apps again. It's
Speaker 1: a different point, okay.
Speaker 4: So I.
Speaker 1: Just think that especially paramount plus oh I don't have
Speaker 1: they don't have the skip intro option. They don't have
Speaker 1: the skip recap that all their shows have their previously
Speaker 1: on One Woman. They don't have the skip end credits option.
Speaker 1: And it always seems to just fucking forget where I'm
Speaker 1: up to. If you go to the continue watching.
Speaker 5: I hate that stand up.
Speaker 1: You're going to be copying Netflix? Do it properly? Are
Speaker 1: they copying Netflix?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: They all are anyway now. It all is very similar.
Speaker 1: WHI is like the OG They kind of look the same,
Speaker 1: like all the interfaces and stuff.
Speaker 3: Netflix has done the best.
Speaker 1: The UI is lovely, and they let you skip the credits. Actually,
Speaker 1: in fact, they give you a five second countdown to
Speaker 1: choose whether you want to watch. It's no choice. Other
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Yeah, imun plants don't do that. Binge. Also
Speaker 1: forget where I'm up to a lot like continue watching
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I've never watched Poor Patrol. Who the
Speaker 1: fucking my account? Where did that Real Housewives and Sydney
Speaker 1: episode go? You're kidding? Really? Yes? And they are convinced
Speaker 1: that I want to keep watching Harry Potter. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I've never played that.
Speaker 3: Have you left your Netflix? Logged in in an Airbnb
Speaker 3: perhaps because I've done that and then a Portuguese family
Speaker 3: moved in and then started watching Tell and Novella's on
Speaker 3: my account, like continue watching the Battle for Bravia.
Speaker 1: It happens to me a lot. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many people I have given my passwords to.
Speaker 3: Oh same, I get them for free, blessed. But you
Speaker 3: know we I think we all get free streaming services, right.
Speaker 1: No, I don't get them for free. I get them.
Speaker 1: Is in like I pay for a couple of my friends,
Speaker 1: pay for a couple of we leach, I don't get
Speaker 1: them ahea. It's because I work in the media. That's
Speaker 1: why I do too. It's because I work in radio.
Speaker 1: So that's why. Oh back in the junk, go back
Speaker 1: junk to shuit. Oh there's so much?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or did your mom always end up at the children's
Speaker 5: table at Christmas lunch?
Speaker 1: Oh? That's me? Is this a universal experience?
Speaker 3: Christmas? My mum, you know, busting her ass off in
Speaker 3: that kitchen with Nan. Nan does the dishes, Mom does
Speaker 3: all the cooking, and like she'd serve and everyone had
Speaker 3: come up and get their food and they go, you know,
Speaker 3: get their food to sit at the table. And the
Speaker 3: table was all dressed beautifully, and it was the main
Speaker 3: dining table for the adults, and then the kids had
Speaker 3: like a trestle table at the end.
Speaker 1: It was always that ikea green.
Speaker 3: One with a fat, chunky legs and the stools and
Speaker 3: I had a white tablecloth over it. And then like
Speaker 3: I'll be sitting there, you know, chowing down on my
Speaker 3: dried turkey and stuff. And I turned to my right
Speaker 3: and they'd be Mom just like hunched over a stool,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, Mum, what are you doing here? She
Speaker 3: don't worry your tea towel over her shoulder, barey got time.
Speaker 3: And she's pissed off because Lachlan, my cousin, brought his
Speaker 3: new bitch girlfriend and she's sitting here. Mom normally sits
Speaker 3: at the main table because he has no respect.
Speaker 1: And I bet Lachlan didn't tell it that he was
Speaker 1: bringing in plus one yet. No, of course not not to,
Speaker 1: otherwise she would have gotten another chair out of the garage.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you understand?
Speaker 3: My mum would always end up at the kids table.
Speaker 3: Let me love it because Mom's fun and she'd have
Speaker 3: a wine here.
Speaker 1: But then you'd be like, oh, can I try some
Speaker 1: of your drink. It's no, it's yuki. You wouldn't like it, yes, sour?
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 3: Or did you ever have this experience where you'd have
Speaker 3: like the politics around your family dining table were next level?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't even have any memories sitting at
Speaker 1: a kid's table. I'm sure we might have, but I
Speaker 1: don't remember. I really smart, cheery and all of this.
Speaker 1: The head is he not helping Michelle serve and cook?
Speaker 3: And Dad's the wine guy.
Speaker 1: So Dad does drinks for everyone all the weir easiest.
Speaker 1: It's very it all the time.
Speaker 3: But it's free wine. It's it's my family's very traditional.
Speaker 3: The women are in the kitchen, the man are you
Speaker 3: at the table?
Speaker 1: By the way, random thought I just had speaking of
Speaker 1: getting sent free ship. Finally your father fuck yellow Tail.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna save it for our final episode of the year,
Speaker 1: Farkling Yellowtow Cocktails. I know he was asking me for
Speaker 1: your address constantly. Anyway, so we're talking about the politics.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it sounds like it sounds like your
Speaker 1: mom is sitting at the kids table because she was
Speaker 1: too frantic serving everyone.
Speaker 3: Corrected by the time she came out with her plate.
Speaker 3: Everyone was almost done, and everyone was at the table,
Speaker 3: and she had nowhere to sit at the kid's table.
Speaker 1: Well, I think someone should be helping her, because I've
Speaker 1: not had that experience. Gets very hands on himself. I'd
Speaker 1: like to say I am too, but I truly am not.
Speaker 1: I'd be hands on. I just don't think I don't
Speaker 1: provide that. Like I'll get up at the table and start.
Speaker 8: Singing, and you know, make a speech about love singing. Yeah,
Speaker 8: oh you would sing? I would you know what I'd sing? Well,
Speaker 8: of course it's Christmas, so there'd be one song that
Speaker 8: i'd sing. What my Christmas song? He's very straightforward and
Speaker 8: it's quite simply this.
Speaker 1: Like a Hollo family. You gather around children's table, put
Speaker 1: your drinks down. I sound Donald Trump.
Speaker 3: I don't know why my inflections like this, but I'd
Speaker 3: turn up and I'd go welcome family, Alice, welcome everybody.
Speaker 1: Elis navy j he'snna an awkward Christmas this year?
Speaker 3: That bass? Why, Well, she's got a new gay girlfriend.
Speaker 1: How awkward? I don't know. But she's got kids in
Speaker 1: our ex husband. What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: Just I'm sure she's nervous.
Speaker 1: By all accounts the the girlfriend is not new and
Speaker 1: the ex husband's very supportive. Yes, that's true.
Speaker 5: They're both drummers, her ex husband and her new girlfriend.
Speaker 1: You're serious. Yeah, there you go. We'll take that back
Speaker 1: and that's going to be having a lovely Christmas.
Speaker 3: Back in you're shockingly you jump in this jarring?
Speaker 1: I need it?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or a baby showers? Bizarre?
Speaker 1: That's mine. I'm gonna say I didn't put that in there. God,
Speaker 1: that's an old I think I've been to one, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: We haven't.
Speaker 3: We haven't dug in her junk for so long. That's
Speaker 3: that is like I think Hayden had that thought. Now
Speaker 3: I went to one on this weekend, this past weekend.
Speaker 1: Hang on, am I getting this twisted? Or with baby
Speaker 1: showers the sort of thing that the mother might only
Speaker 1: invite women's Yes, how the fuck did you coppen Nimber?
Speaker 1: What was my agent? A baby showers bizarre? Bizarre?
Speaker 3: Yes, because a anyone can fucking go. It doesn't have
Speaker 3: to just be women. Be no water involved at any
Speaker 3: showering happening that baby's still in the womb. You should
Speaker 3: do it after the baby's born so everyone can get
Speaker 3: photos with it, but it's.
Speaker 1: Too hectic showering her with gifts.
Speaker 3: That's how we's meant to get a bonnet. And then
Speaker 3: you don't know the agenda of the baby. So I go,
Speaker 3: you have gender neutral bonnets, and she kind of went,
Speaker 3: so all bonnets are gender neutral, went, good, point, that's true.
Speaker 3: So I got a yellow one with bumblebees on.
Speaker 1: It was so cute.
Speaker 3: It was made of bamboo, so baby's heads get quite
Speaker 3: hot on learnt. So anyway, I bought that.
Speaker 1: It was chip.
Speaker 3: I rock up and I walk in, you know, and
Speaker 3: I walk in and there's a lot of ladies. I go, God,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of women here, feminine energy.
Speaker 1: This is my dream.
Speaker 3: I see a little toddler, little brat looks at me,
Speaker 3: and she goes, you're not supposed to be here, And
Speaker 3: I said, listen here, So isn't she funny? All the
Speaker 3: mom's laughing. They all dispersed, and I went up to
Speaker 3: her and I went.
Speaker 1: If you want to make it proper day, you won't
Speaker 1: look at me again. That's what I said. You went
Speaker 1: up to her and said you're not supposed to be
Speaker 1: here either. You were a fucking accident. Get out of
Speaker 1: a faith trick thing get lost. I said, I'll get
Speaker 1: the baby shell, then i'll get the head and I
Speaker 1: water board you with it. I love you talk such
Speaker 1: a big game on the podcast, but you would have
Speaker 1: been so nice.
Speaker 3: To do another truth. I'm going to my camera roll.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you got a fucking selfie with her.
Speaker 2: She's so cute.
Speaker 1: She's so cute in that moment with their party. That thought,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be making jokes about water boarding this bitch.
Speaker 2: No I no, No, I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't, but the fucking spread was good anyway. Then
Speaker 3: an auntie comes up to me and she goes, are
Speaker 3: you allowed.
Speaker 1: To be here?
Speaker 3: And I went, yes, I have awful, awful, anal sex
Speaker 3: that you'd be terrified at. So that's why I'm allowed
Speaker 3: to be here, Nancy.
Speaker 1: Because I'm gay, talking a big game. I'm gay.
Speaker 3: I have anal sex. No, I mean FaceTime you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: It's Friday's my day.
Speaker 1: Friday is actually my day. Ye okay, it's pencil to
Speaker 1: him so to speak. When no, when did I ask, Oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought you were probing Friday.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll do one more time for is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or is it about fucking time? We had power points
Speaker 6: on planes, yeah we.
Speaker 1: Do now, yes, not the fucking Virgin Airlines flights that
Speaker 1: I take to get in a state from my shows. No,
Speaker 1: not domestically, but internationally. They've got plugs.
Speaker 3: No, they've got they've got like it depends who you
Speaker 3: fly with. Emirates the fancy one to do. I can't
Speaker 3: afford that, nor could I. But the fan think, where
Speaker 3: did we fly with the the she had?
Speaker 1: I always get confused, Emirates, that's to you. I know,
Speaker 1: it's funny.
Speaker 3: And the CEO to Emirates listening, yes, because they sponsored
Speaker 3: my show and I said, congratulations, you're being flown eddiod not.
Speaker 1: Good, and it was Emirates.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been on a plane that
Speaker 1: just has a flat out PowerPoint, which is very tricky
Speaker 1: because I often use the flight time to edit this
Speaker 1: fucking podcast and the laptop goes flat real quick with
Speaker 1: that editing software. Jenny, you know, I know totally, yep.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. And even if they have the USB port,
Speaker 1: that's not going to work for a Mac.
Speaker 3: Now it's no, no, no, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: I just think, come on, dogs, what are they using
Speaker 1: to boil the fucking kettles for the complimentary tea and coffee.
Speaker 1: That's actually power points, no doubt. Chuck with me more,
Speaker 1: give us an extension chord. Yeah, I'm with you.
Speaker 3: You know, it kind of freaks me out that planes
Speaker 3: are run on petrol, like they're just a car.
Speaker 1: It is weird that it's all run on petrol.
Speaker 3: Don't you think, Like my head's like it's flying electricity, magic,
Speaker 3: it's petrol. Frightens me, does it?
Speaker 1: No? I just wanted to add a point. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: the powerpoints just things I should change about airlines. It's
Speaker 1: more of the direction I would have gone if I
Speaker 1: didn't put this in the junk, all right, But he's
Speaker 1: just going petrol spooky belongs in the junk. Is it
Speaker 1: just me on the fly? Or oh I get it fly? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got a jet.
Speaker 3: I feel like movies and TV shows set on a
Speaker 3: plane always give it so much more room.
Speaker 1: No, I know, Like I watched Hijack with Idris Elba,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, there are five people sitting in that run.
Speaker 1: I try to go to the bathroom on a jet
Speaker 1: Star flight, No, I fucking get eaten out by Nancy
Speaker 1: in twelve CE. Imagine trying to actually film someone on
Speaker 1: a normal Virgin Airline flight, a domestic one, like trying
Speaker 1: to film that. It'd be the fattest close up, Like
Speaker 1: you could get a camera behind any of those sheets.
Speaker 1: That's such a good point.
Speaker 3: The show would be terrible. It'd be everyone's nostrul and
Speaker 3: then all that.
Speaker 1: It take would be dickhead sitting in front of it
Speaker 1: to recline his chairing up. You've blocked the shot totally.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, all right.
Speaker 1: Bring powerpoints to planes. Yeah, I can't believe they haven't
Speaker 1: thought of it yet. All these genius ideas that I
Speaker 1: think of, Like we came up in the shoelace belts,
Speaker 1: all of it. Powerpoints on planes. Now everyone's going to
Speaker 1: say to me, no, they have them, bullshit. No, for
Speaker 1: once I'm on the front foot, is that a thing?
Speaker 1: That's not a thing?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: Backfoot? No? No, No, that doesn't sound right.
Speaker 3: For once I'm on the front backburner.
Speaker 1: No, Because if I'm on the front foot, I mean
Speaker 1: like I'm getting early. I thought of it before every
Speaker 1: other dickhead. Yeah, you're on the front foot. What's the
Speaker 1: front foot? What's the back foot?
Speaker 5: There's no backfoot?
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we're not horses. We've just got front feet. True.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: Ye see.
Speaker 3: Also goes back to the ham four full leggs one hand.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen that porn. What do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Makes the green eggs? Green in green eggs in hand?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 3: It's a good point. It is Wonka World, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Eh? What's Wonker World? Let's roll dhal dal It's funny,
Speaker 1: roll dal dahl. That's rolled darhl. Honey. Sorry, I'm on
Speaker 1: the shitter and I'm out of i ll dh.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adults? Food?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Are we ready to get the results of our eBay listings?
Speaker 3: Mitchell and Jenna?
Speaker 1: Our auction off?
Speaker 3: Our auction off?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a competition. That's not why we did it
Speaker 3: in the first place.
Speaker 1: Speak for yourself, dickhead words in my mouth?
Speaker 3: Fine, okay, it was a competition.
Speaker 1: I was determined to destroy you. Yeah, because we put
Speaker 1: our pots up on eBay, the results of our pottery
Speaker 1: class during hobby hunt. They right here in front of me. Correct,
Speaker 1: they won't be here for much longer, no cautions them off? Yes,
Speaker 1: and the auction has ended, so we have well two winners,
Speaker 1: I suppose correct, not much for prize, but they also
Speaker 1: get the joy of donating the money they spent to
Speaker 1: a charity. We're not profiting off correct correct pots charity.
Speaker 1: All the money that they spend will be donated to
Speaker 1: a charity of their choosing. So should we find out
Speaker 1: who came in as runner up? Runner up?
Speaker 3: Like as in the they didn't didn't go for as
Speaker 3: much because they both saw which is the ship?
Speaker 1: Pop? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, Well one's a pot, one is a mug.
Speaker 3: So they're very different items, very different uses.
Speaker 1: It's still bold calling the mug.
Speaker 3: I reckon, I reckon. We just call this person and
Speaker 3: they can tell us whose mug because it you don't
Speaker 3: told me anything.
Speaker 1: I don't know who won or what the amount is.
Speaker 1: That all, let's call our.
Speaker 3: First idiot and congratulate them on the wind that they
Speaker 3: can tell us exactly okay, what they did on do
Speaker 3: you even know the This is Jennifer. We're calling Perth. Okay, Hello,
Speaker 3: Hi Jennifer, welcome.
Speaker 1: To the show. Hi, Hello Jennifer.
Speaker 3: Hi, Now Jennifer, you congratulations. We can rule the ig
Speaker 3: of mallet, which is blue, pink and yellow, and we
Speaker 3: can say that you have won the auction.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, well done, thank you.
Speaker 7: Highlight of my year.
Speaker 1: It's very exciting.
Speaker 3: So why Mitch doesn't know? I do, of course, But
Speaker 3: why don't you tell Mitch what you purchased? Will first
Speaker 3: tell me the price? Oh yeah, okay, well I can
Speaker 3: say I've got the price in front of me, Jennifer.
Speaker 3: This item at auction sold for history making two hundred
Speaker 3: and two dollars and fifty cents. Oh what did you
Speaker 3: bid on, Jennifer?
Speaker 1: I bid on.
Speaker 4: Trees, little shute miniature cups.
Speaker 1: Well, so that means, sorry not to get distracted, but
Speaker 1: I am taking from that that I won. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: don't know how much by though. Well there you go, Jennifer.
Speaker 1: You've got this gorgeous little Remnickican looking thing. We'll send
Speaker 1: that off to Jennifer.
Speaker 3: Well done. Do you drink coffee?
Speaker 4: I do. I'm actually a barista.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is please, this is my good
Speaker 1: that you actually should that would be adorable, because barista's
Speaker 1: no like for a good latte or a cap.
Speaker 3: You don't actually need that much frof milk, and this
Speaker 3: is perfect for a double shot. And then some steamed milk.
Speaker 4: Definitely, like a little long mac or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can pick a lot more baby China. No,
Speaker 1: it's not, it's small.
Speaker 3: Jennifer, firstly, thank you for bidding. That's out of the kind.
Speaker 1: Are you feeling a little bit ripped off? Like two
Speaker 1: hundred bucks? Yes, it's going to charity, but two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: For this really well.
Speaker 4: I started the bidding when it was at like, I
Speaker 4: think one sixty, and I was like, yeah, that should
Speaker 4: be fine, and then it got out of pans and.
Speaker 1: Then you were like, motherfuckers, they keep out bidding me.
Speaker 1: I want it now, I know.
Speaker 4: I was like, well, I'm already in it, so.
Speaker 1: Dig dead.
Speaker 3: Well you did win two hundred and two dollars and
Speaker 3: fifty cents.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That is wild.
Speaker 3: Well, Jennifer, we want to know where and what charity
Speaker 3: do you want this cash to go to, because we
Speaker 3: will donate it on your behalf and your name.
Speaker 4: Yes, so it's going to the Transfolk of w A.
Speaker 1: Oh love that so much.
Speaker 5: That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Good trans Folk of w A s. Yeah, translutly beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's a worthy cause.
Speaker 4: It's very worthy. It should be like t fo w A. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's still a bit worthy.
Speaker 7: But that's fine.
Speaker 1: I said worthy, Dylan, It's all right.
Speaker 3: It's not worthy, it's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, we'll donate that money a peer support service for
Speaker 1: transgender people and their loved ones in Western Australia. I
Speaker 1: love that. I love it. Two hundred bucks, although we're
Speaker 1: usually round up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I say we just match it.
Speaker 1: Mitch, you have.
Speaker 3: Transfer w Yeah, four hundred and five dollars. Well that's
Speaker 3: a nice number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll do that mess in your head. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: it's two hundred and two fifty doubles.
Speaker 3: That kind of hot, Jennifer, you agree, I agree? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: four hundred and five. Go to the transfer. Jennifer.
Speaker 1: We love you. We'll send your We've got a bubble
Speaker 1: wrapper so delicate. I've got leftover bubble rap from the
Speaker 1: mug Bember things that. Don't worry. I'll take good care
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 4: Yes, thank you so much. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: All right, thanks for listening, Thank you for coming on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 1: Is and she's a sweetheart.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, let's now call yes.
Speaker 1: My mind that it went for that much crazy, Like
Speaker 1: if it weren't for the charity element, I would feel bad.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like, it's not worth that much. Well it's not.
Speaker 3: But also you know we made it, we touched it.
Speaker 3: Our fingerprints are in this. You get our DNA? Is
Speaker 3: you got kindness in five.
Speaker 1: To ten years?
Speaker 5: I don't think you get your DNA in there?
Speaker 1: I think you did.
Speaker 3: All Right, we're now calling Laney. This is going to
Speaker 3: the Hunter Valley. Now, not the band, the hip hop group, Laney,
Speaker 3: this is Laney in a Hunter Valley.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi guys, Hello, lay listen. I've done the maths
Speaker 1: and I've figured out that you won my pottery I did.
Speaker 1: Are you lucky bit?
Speaker 3: Well done? Laney, well done, it's stunning.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I did be on both. Oh it just so
Speaker 7: happened that I won. Tombs's got it.
Speaker 1: So it's not that it was the ride a Mitch,
Speaker 1: it was just it was luck Well, it's because the
Speaker 1: bids were getting out of hend the price was going
Speaker 1: up and up, And she goes, well, I can't be
Speaker 1: stupid in my both. But if I'm gonna put money
Speaker 1: towards any of them, the obvious choice. If Mitchell Comb says,
Speaker 1: I get it, Laney, I'll get it.
Speaker 3: Laney, You've done well.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Officially bidding is closed, and we can reveal that the
Speaker 3: price Mitch's handmade bowl from hobby Hunt sold for was
Speaker 3: close to the mug.
Speaker 1: Two hundred and fifteen dollars. Oh well that was closed, wow,
Speaker 1: Harry close. Oh well, oh thank you, Laney. That's gorgeous.
Speaker 7: No, my pleasure. I was actually quite surprised to have
Speaker 7: won it, because the day before the auction finished, I
Speaker 7: lost my phone and then I was at work all day.
Speaker 7: So it was only when I got home at ten
Speaker 7: thirty at nine and checked my emails and saw that
Speaker 7: I'd won it.
Speaker 1: So did you have the auto bid thing set up?
Speaker 7: I think I had a maximum bit of I think
Speaker 7: two hundred and forty dollars, but because nobody the next one, yeah,
Speaker 7: it was that, yeah, finished at fifteen.
Speaker 1: I'm we're going to get some idiot dummy bitters. But yeah,
Speaker 1: oh good, wow, two hundred and fifteen. That was really
Speaker 1: close to me. You made it sound like I flogged
Speaker 1: you landslide. No, no is, it was very close.
Speaker 3: You know, yours is You've got more uses for yours.
Speaker 1: Mine's just a little piccolo. Or yeah, as far as
Speaker 1: bang for your butt goes, Laney, there's more clay involved
Speaker 1: with mine, so you're actually getting more if you ever
Speaker 1: wanted to melt it down. True, Mitch broke his on
Speaker 1: the pottery wheel, and he's left with this little child.
Speaker 3: Do you remember Slovenia came over and just you Ghana
Speaker 3: aggressively come over and through the excess clay, you just
Speaker 3: molded it back to something for me. She's so fed
Speaker 3: up when I went.
Speaker 1: To pin of trying so hard to explain to you
Speaker 1: in very clear detail how to fix it, and she goes,
Speaker 1: oh fuck this, it's begon repair. I've got to get
Speaker 1: in there. It's as much Ghana as cub.
Speaker 2: She threw the clay.
Speaker 1: It was awful. All right. What charity do you want
Speaker 1: to donate to, Laney?
Speaker 7: I'd like to donate the money to the Westpac Westcue helicopter.
Speaker 7: You heat so really your work, Yeah totally.
Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. It's a Westpac Rescue chop. Are beautiful,
Speaker 1: let's do that.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: I hope the Westpac Rescue chop it changes its colors
Speaker 3: to yellow, blue, and pink to celebrate.
Speaker 1: They're getting pretty close. What are they? They're red and white,
Speaker 1: aren't they? Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yellow? They yellow and Oh, they just let the chop
Speaker 1: a fade in the sun for a bit.
Speaker 3: It'll be yeah, true, or if it fell into the ocean,
Speaker 3: that would be our colors and came out of course. Well, congratulations, Laney,
Speaker 3: will donate that on your behalf and we can announce
Speaker 3: that we will match the donation.
Speaker 7: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1: I was going to say we matched the last person
Speaker 1: are we doing the same, but.
Speaker 3: Has made the call, So two point fifteen that'll be
Speaker 3: matched to four thirty.
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of typing it into the
Speaker 1: calculator and Google, look me, we have our model. Good
Speaker 1: looks all right, Laney, thank you for buying. We'll post
Speaker 1: that out to your stat Thanks Laney, no worries, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Hey Hunter Valley. By the way, can
Speaker 1: I ask that's not far from Newcastle? You're going to
Speaker 1: be coming to my Newcastle comedyation next there, good girl.
Speaker 1: I'll make sure that I'll let you know when the
Speaker 1: tickets are unsale. They're not yet. That might even be
Speaker 1: one that I go to. I've a little winery troop.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, Laney, bring the bowl and
Speaker 1: I'll sign it, but I've already done that. I'll sign
Speaker 1: it again, somewhere else. Sign it, lady. The silence is definite. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: it's all right, Landy.
Speaker 3: Great to have you. She's being picked up. We've organized that.
Speaker 3: The helicopter is here to take her back.
Speaker 1: See your lady, see you lady, Thank you, Darla. Yeah,
Speaker 1: see you lady. Oh this sexually so sweet? I love it.
Speaker 1: There she goes she forgot a wallet. Sorry, Landey, I'll
Speaker 1: throw it up. Yeah it was so sweet. I did
Speaker 1: love me, No, we did. That was beautiful and wholesome, sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Can we sell next on epak?
Speaker 3: I'm over selling mid Your fingers are dry and chat
Speaker 3: from posting labeling stickers.
Speaker 1: That was a new thing. That that's on the same
Speaker 1: level as you having done one Ukulelean two mugs. You
Speaker 1: haven't even packed your No. I also my ebab also
Speaker 1: that you cal said Jenna sent Oh my god, actually no,
Speaker 1: do you know what happened? I remember I left it
Speaker 1: to you to send, and then you delegated to Jenna,
Speaker 1: and Jenna delegated to the receptions. I was like, wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really should have done it myself. You should have.
Speaker 1: I've got their addresses on Ebayil'll send them to you
Speaker 1: for fuck's sake. Thank you? Also, is it just me
Speaker 1: on the fly?
Speaker 3: Is eBay done? It's had its moment?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 1: We did have a chat before we put these pots
Speaker 1: up for sale. Should we list them elsewhere? But we
Speaker 1: justn't never landed on anything, and we went ahead with eBay.
Speaker 1: Is there anywhere else? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I hate to be annoying, but out of that two
Speaker 3: hundred and two and the two fifteen, we lose so
Speaker 3: much to eBay fees. It's like twenty percent. eBay just
Speaker 3: takes the money wild. You could do deepop, but then
Speaker 3: there's deepop fees as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually don't know what you do. Can you
Speaker 1: beat on Facebook? Marketplace? You can't? Gum tree? We should feed,
Speaker 1: We should just put it in injuring idiots and said,
Speaker 1: for god's sake, just comment what you want, com on
Speaker 1: how much you want. It's not our works, all right, sorry,
Speaker 1: domoated back to email cop the fees. It's fine, charity.
Speaker 3: I agree, Shall we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think thanks listening every We'll catch you on Monday. Yes,
Speaker 1: we wrecked. Oh god, it's my brain's going to fucking
Speaker 1: mush's when we do this again. We'll see you on Monday.
Speaker 1: Idiots love you? Bye bye? Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 1: Welcome to A to D brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 1: On the end, we pretend the show's done, but it's not.
Speaker 1: This is getting out of control, this one. This is
Speaker 1: a I actually really love these episodes.
Speaker 5: Very manic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I don't feel that manic generally, but I
Speaker 1: can easily be fucking late if everyone else is man
Speaker 1: I'm like, right, I'll join you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think the menic energy adds. It's nice and
Speaker 3: it's like a Wednesday episode. I think we're allowed to
Speaker 3: be manic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we've never been manic on a Monday. Maybe
Speaker 1: if we were guaranteeing what mood we were offering in
Speaker 1: an episode with like manic Monday, and then we come
Speaker 1: in and go, I'm just not feeling Oh that's a that's.
Speaker 3: Like when you talk a big game, you like, come
Speaker 3: over and we'll have some fun, and then it's like
Speaker 3: I just want it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Spontaneity, it's what it's about. It's all about. What
Speaker 1: could the Wednesday episodes be a mood? Wistful? Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the signs could be nice.
Speaker 1: I can't think of anything else beginning with.
Speaker 3: W woe for Wednesday, Windy Wednesday, Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Is that of a silent w Yeah? No, Wretchard is
Speaker 1: w yeah Richard Wednesday? Yeah, yeah, week and Wednesday.
Speaker 3: We've done that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did do it.
Speaker 3: I do we Wednesday. We just get Genner in a
Speaker 3: white T shirt and spray with a hose. Every time
Speaker 3: she makes a joke. We spray with a super soaker.
Speaker 1: She won't get any drops on it. Then, if it's
Speaker 1: every time she makes a joke.
Speaker 3: Imagine if Jenna just had a beautiful, beautiful It's true.
Speaker 3: I just want to picture general, like photoshop general type
Speaker 3: this gorgeous wet tit body.
Speaker 1: Just for fun. Some things are okay to stay. Do
Speaker 1: you want that? I just want to photoshop general body
Speaker 1: body on your v I had said, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: are you bringing that in for me next time? Next week?
Speaker 3: I have to Actually I can't promise it. Why because
Speaker 3: it's in my My house is packed up. I still
Speaker 3: haven't added two suitcases with mom and dad. It's in
Speaker 3: my like deep storage. Because when I moved back in
Speaker 3: a whole fucking week, when I moved back in. Mom
Speaker 3: and Dad, I said, I'm not going to need VR,
Speaker 3: so I put a deep, deep, deep down with the
Speaker 3: kitchen stuff.
Speaker 1: You've got one hundred and sixty eight hours to look
Speaker 1: for it. I'm sure you know which well. I had
Speaker 1: to google that. I'm not good at maths like like you. Wow,
Speaker 1: I just spent twenty four times seven. I love that
Speaker 1: I got two equations done quickly, and now I'm good
Speaker 1: at math. I just didn't know that you had that
Speaker 1: in you.
Speaker 3: I'm good at addition, but nothing else.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, that was multiple your mom. It was
Speaker 1: only at times too, so I just added them together.
Speaker 1: So what if we were going to match the price
Speaker 1: of the pots, but like not just once, So we're
Speaker 1: going to double it? So times three?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's easy.
Speaker 1: Use triple it.
Speaker 3: Six hundred and seven.
Speaker 1: I can't even remember the starting price. Probably what was
Speaker 1: it again? Two fifty? Okay, I see, I can't tell
Speaker 1: you if you're right it wrong because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't figure that out.
Speaker 3: I've already believe you he did a six seven fifty.
Speaker 5: I'm like young Sheldon, not not adult Sheldon.
Speaker 1: Young. No, No, I have the attitude of a kid,
Speaker 1: the emotional intelligence of a toddler.
Speaker 3: I've not seen young Sheldon, but I love making jokes
Speaker 3: about him, and I also love making jokes about Mannie McCann.
Speaker 1: Piety. Yes, yes, no, You've just got a very small
Speaker 1: pool of go to references. It gets cleaned out every
Speaker 1: few min that's the pool.
Speaker 3: The reason the reason that I use Maddie mccannon this
Speaker 3: week is because someone said I make jokes about it
Speaker 3: every week, so.
Speaker 1: Now I'm going to Yeah. No, it was something i'd noticed,
Speaker 1: not enough to bring up, but I'm like, God, that's
Speaker 1: got to be at least the fourth time he's mentioned
Speaker 1: Maddie mccannon.
Speaker 5: No more than four, you reckon, Yeah, I definitely, Well
Speaker 5: who cares? I mean, I care find her, but you
Speaker 5: don't care about Maddie.
Speaker 3: That's the most Imagine if that was the please you
Speaker 3: can no, no, but that was just such that that
Speaker 3: was the weakest find to find her.
Speaker 1: Imagine if they found her and it was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, breaking news, it's a fucking miracle. Maddie McCann
Speaker 1: has been found. And then she does an exclusive sixty
Speaker 1: minutes sit down into you and they go, Maddie, what happened?
Speaker 1: And she goes, someone told me to get lost, fucking
Speaker 1: show them, didn't I now I'm a celebrity. My sister
Speaker 1: told me to get lost at the Pridlege Crash Mirror
Speaker 1: Kids Club, at the Pridlege ball pit. At the she
Speaker 1: got me a Pridal loser and I said, you're a bitch.
Speaker 1: So she said get loss, So so I did. I got.
Speaker 1: I lived in the mountains for about twelve years. Awful.
Speaker 1: How long has it been, Madeleine. I've watched many a
Speaker 1: docco on it. I think they have solved it, but
Speaker 1: I just don't think is the part of you that's
Speaker 1: a little bit obsessed. Not in a judgmental way, because
Speaker 1: I'm oddly upseessed with Titanic.
Speaker 3: No, I'm oddly obsessed with Missing Like I love the
Speaker 3: John Bone, Ramsey Caves, I love Maddie McCann, I love
Speaker 3: Gypsy Road Blanchard.
Speaker 5: Oh I'm obsessed with that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: She disappeared on the third of May two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: Fuck years. I was catching up with one of my
Speaker 1: cousins recently. She was telling me that her four or
Speaker 1: five year old is obsessed with Titanic, and I said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: your boy's going to be gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: I know you shouldn't say that about someone who's literally
Speaker 1: not even in kindergarten, but it's going to be gay.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: It's the biggest red flag. When they're young, they're upsessed
Speaker 1: with Titanic, they're going to be.
Speaker 6: I remember growing up my best friend he was obsessed
Speaker 6: with cruisers and then Titanic.
Speaker 5: Yep, and whila, he's gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she sent me my cousin after I
Speaker 1: told her that a few months ago whatever, she sent
Speaker 1: me a photo the other day and being like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I think you're right because he did another
Speaker 1: drawing of it or something. He sketched the Titanic, thinking.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's gad, he's goad and good for him.
Speaker 1: Did you see that? This is eight years ago, but
Speaker 1: I remember I might have even mentioned it on the podcast,
Speaker 1: but Sarah Harris made a Titanic birthday cake for her son,
Speaker 1: and I was like, gay, gay. I wonder what it
Speaker 1: is is that we love tragedy. It's just very camp
Speaker 1: as well as far as tragedies go. Fucking Titanic is
Speaker 1: very camp. Totally. I was very obsessed with nine to
Speaker 1: eleven as a kid. Oh I went through that face
Speaker 1: I've been. That's not camp though, that's just fucking dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not gay, that's just where human.
Speaker 3: So Well said, there's a phenomenon where you know, when
Speaker 3: there's the traffic when an accident happens. So this is
Speaker 3: really I mean, Kylie the caller really could have given
Speaker 3: this some gravitas. But when there's a accident, the traffic
Speaker 3: isn't caused by the accident itself. It's caused by people
Speaker 3: stopping to look, take a moment. It's true that when
Speaker 3: you drive past a crash, everyone slows down to look.
Speaker 3: It's not actually caused by the crash. We can all
Speaker 3: work with one less lane, but we're all nosy.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's fucking true. It's true because when
Speaker 1: there's a crash, they close more lanes than need.
Speaker 4: Me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why the fuck are these witches had three
Speaker 1: lanes away from the actic.
Speaker 3: It's called cranked neck, it's called crank neck theory. Well,
Speaker 3: it's wrong, is your cranky neck to look and it
Speaker 3: causes traffic And if we were all little less nosy,
Speaker 3: we'd all behind soon.
Speaker 6: Well, my bass had to detour the other day because
Speaker 6: there was an accident because there were no lanes left.
Speaker 1: Well, you need to learn to drive. It's the moral
Speaker 1: of that one. And we've tried teaching, tried teaching, and
Speaker 1: we taught you.
Speaker 3: Well, you know that's like you a few times.
Speaker 1: Someone asked me the other day why they're l plates
Speaker 1: down the side of your you know those little pockets
Speaker 1: in the door. Yeah, maybe you call them, yeah, doorbeins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the door bins there. They said, why they're l plates
Speaker 1: on the passenger side, down near the door. And I said,
Speaker 1: because I told Jenna two years ago, yes that. Oh,
Speaker 1: we've done one el plating together. Was at the start
Speaker 1: of this year.
Speaker 5: No, I think it was last year.
Speaker 1: I can't remember when me did the ol planting, but anyway,
Speaker 1: it was like the first episode of the season, probably
Speaker 1: last year. And I said, I'll keep them in the
Speaker 1: car because I'm going to hold you to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take you l plating. She's not wanted
Speaker 1: to do it ever. No, I've given her a couple
Speaker 1: of lives home and been like, you're sure you don't
Speaker 1: want to drive. She's like, no, not today.
Speaker 5: I felt like it on the day, and then after
Speaker 5: that it was like, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think i'd want to make you drive home from here,
Speaker 1: because that's the bridge that you can't go from the
Speaker 1: quiet streets of Ashfield where we talked you last time
Speaker 1: and the fucking abandoned red roofs to drive three. You
Speaker 1: can't go from that to the other bridge.
Speaker 3: I remember when I was teaching my extra drive because
Speaker 3: I begged and begged terrible. And the point of my
Speaker 3: story is we did a little trips. You got to
Speaker 3: start with little trips, like if you wanted Indian, we'd
Speaker 3: drive to Indian, you know. And we do day driving,
Speaker 3: you wouldn't do night driving. It just became the new
Speaker 3: South Wales Government Roads podcast for tips to when you.
Speaker 1: Go one relatable to me, like I learned to drive
Speaker 1: and fucking bag and gate. I got that down with
Speaker 1: that real quick, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do you get a different logbook? Like you know how
Speaker 3: we tick hours? Time date? Do you tick onembat killed,
Speaker 3: kangaroo hit?
Speaker 1: No, all those things did happen. Wow, I've never actually
Speaker 1: hit wildlife, but the fucking birds are I couldn't count.
Speaker 1: Did I tell the story about how I hit a
Speaker 1: cook barro on this podcast?
Speaker 5: That doesn't more animal cruelty?
Speaker 1: I didn't. It flew into me. You know those things
Speaker 1: have got a death wish. No, cook a borrough that's strange.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cook a bar I knew it was because I
Speaker 3: had a real beak on it.
Speaker 1: Well, that is unlike any other bird, isn't it. It
Speaker 1: had That's how you distinguished them. It was a big beak.
Speaker 3: I mean it was either that or a cassiwary.
Speaker 1: We think big beaks. I don't think cook a borroughs.
Speaker 1: I think the fucking ibis.
Speaker 3: No, that's not a big beak, that's a hook, that's
Speaker 3: a leg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you mean is that ship.
Speaker 5: I'm not going Did you know cassawarries are the most
Speaker 5: dangerous bird?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: They killed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, their head butt, they throw their neck around, and
Speaker 3: they've got a dinosaur horn on the end of that nogin.
Speaker 5: I fed the mangoes.
Speaker 3: Is that why they're the most dangerous bird?
Speaker 1: Because they're still hunting for that one girl that fed
Speaker 1: the ma mango that was sour in Port Douglas. Did
Speaker 1: you bring the mango? Is this another genus fable?
Speaker 3: What happened? What's the end of the story.
Speaker 5: I just fed it and ate it. You ate it
Speaker 5: in front of them, and then I went on a
Speaker 5: crocodile cruise.
Speaker 1: What the fuck. It's holiday stories that are the most random.
Speaker 1: Were you alone? No? No, did you see crocks?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I got to hold up the big fish and it
Speaker 5: snapped it out of my hand.
Speaker 1: Get it out. I've been to Australia Zoo. No, it's nice.
Speaker 3: I've seen Terry em Bindi and rob Zoo and properties.
Speaker 3: It's on the zoo near the elephant enclosure.
Speaker 1: They leave at the zoo.
Speaker 3: The houses on the zoo, it's like a suburban house
Speaker 3: in the middle of a fucking zoo that can't be practical,
Speaker 3: Like here are the ancient Egyptian orangutans. Here is a cassowary,
Speaker 3: and here is twelve Magusta Drive. This is where Terry
Speaker 3: Erwin lives. And here is the Bengal tiger. So there's
Speaker 3: a house and.
Speaker 5: They really live at the third Yeah, so they're normal
Speaker 5: houses just in this one house.
Speaker 1: Bindy's got a new bub But if she's trying to
Speaker 1: let it nap, and she's like, Robert, can you make
Speaker 1: that elephant shut the fuck up? Keeps waking the baby.
Speaker 3: There's a Golden Line tamer and monkey in the playroom again. Yeah, No,
Speaker 3: she lives in like America.
Speaker 5: Now, no, she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she won America's Dancing with the Stars. Mean she
Speaker 1: lives there. Well, she flew there in between sumbers, back
Speaker 1: to the zoo to nurses before she had a baby.
Speaker 5: Oh sure, or not because it was before she was married.
Speaker 1: The most recent thing I've seen her do was Clebertygogga Box.
Speaker 1: And she was definitely at home, probably not there home.
Speaker 1: They probably got an airbnb, but she was here. You
Speaker 1: reckon yea.
Speaker 5: And Robert has a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Now, who's this slat? What a loss for gay culture?
Speaker 1: If he was gay, that would have made the news.
Speaker 1: I bet he loves Titanic just saying it was an
Speaker 1: animal guy.
Speaker 3: I wonder if anything natural natural wildlife formag northern.
Speaker 1: All those corpses in the ocean are really bad for
Speaker 1: the orchards.
Speaker 5: Yes, now he'd love Noah's ark.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you know get this? That?
Speaker 3: Why is the reason Cat's eyes glow? You know how
Speaker 3: Cat's eyes glow is a real story? Do you know
Speaker 3: the reason?
Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's accurate. Cat's eyes glowing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's when you see him in
Speaker 1: the street, their eyes glow. It was in like if
Speaker 1: you shine a light at them that it reflects a
Speaker 1: camera fleshes.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's because in the Bible, on Noah's Ark, the
Speaker 3: devil tried to seek onto the yacht.
Speaker 1: And fucked a cat. And that's the result.
Speaker 3: Because Noah was saying, was there and nos advertising, we
Speaker 3: need two of every animal. We need two of every animal.
Speaker 3: And the devil heard this, and the devil, the devil
Speaker 3: said to him. The devil said to himself, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: get on that boast. So the devil turned himself into
Speaker 3: a cat.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the devil on where the ranger tanks two by two,
Speaker 1: on when the African lines, and then on Waltz, there's
Speaker 1: a cat but its eyes are flashing.
Speaker 3: And Noah goes, shoot, you're the devil, and then it transformed.
Speaker 1: You went you got me. And that's why cat's eyes
Speaker 1: glow because the devil.
Speaker 5: That's the dumbest thing.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense, because if he didn't let him
Speaker 1: on the boat in the first place, then how do
Speaker 1: they reproduce. He tried to sneak on, but by your
Speaker 1: rea And.
Speaker 3: That's why cats water, and that's why cats take water.
Speaker 5: That's why cats don't actually hate water at the pens.
Speaker 3: That's why cats take water because hang on, listen, because
Speaker 3: the flood happened, the arc floated and that cat had
Speaker 3: to swim, and that's why catsakes water. It was the devil.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they don't hate water, they hate being submerged in water.
Speaker 1: Same shit. It's true. That's why cat's eyes glow. I
Speaker 1: learned this on a date. Actually, my date told me
Speaker 1: that was very disconcerting. I'm prepared to accept that version
Speaker 1: of the story. That's fascinating, thank you. That's why cats
Speaker 1: have flowing.
Speaker 3: Can you google Jennet White cats have eyes story and
Speaker 3: then tell me what it's called. I'm sure it's called
Speaker 3: like the Bishop's Nose, not read the Bible, but in
Speaker 3: your research field novel, Mitch, I think you need to
Speaker 3: research and read it.
Speaker 1: And Buttros's autobiography My Life. No, it's actually I've read that.
Speaker 1: I told you I've read a lot of autobiographies, didn't I.
Speaker 1: It's called a passionate life.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, there's.
Speaker 1: Nothing about it.
Speaker 5: Shut up, I said, I said, why do cat's eyes glow?
Speaker 1: And it says read the Bible.
Speaker 5: It is stay along with the eyes of many other
Speaker 5: nocturnal eyes.
Speaker 3: Jennet Google Bible after whit a cat's eyes glow Bible story.
Speaker 1: It's some conspiracy theory, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Nothing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to text the guy.
Speaker 6: It just says the Bible is full of fearlines, especially
Speaker 6: lions and leopards.
Speaker 5: There's nothing.
Speaker 1: Well, if Google can't verify, don't worry. Mitch is texting
Speaker 1: the guy. That's all the evidence we need.
Speaker 5: I've even written Noah's Ark Nothing, it's real cat devil Bible,
Speaker 5: Noah's Ark.
Speaker 1: Who are you talking to? Siri? I thought that was
Speaker 1: how you spoke to the guy you dated. I was like,
Speaker 1: excuse me, that was you doing a voice text? Sorry
Speaker 1: he's texting? Sorry, Oh he's texting. Oh I left this out?
Speaker 1: Fuck me.
Speaker 3: The Devil to actually turned into a mouse? What to
Speaker 3: True through the arc? So it's not a cat The
Speaker 3: devil tured The devil turned into a mouse to Truth
Speaker 3: through the ark and Noah through the cat in the
Speaker 3: ocean for hurting an animal because the.
Speaker 7: I get it?
Speaker 1: What's all coming back to me? Yeah? Where does that
Speaker 1: come into it? God, he's really done it in a short,
Speaker 1: succinct way. He should be a podcaster.
Speaker 3: The devil turned into a mouse because he went, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna sneak on this arc and I'm going to fuck
Speaker 3: it up. So he chewed through the wood, and then
Speaker 3: the cat that was there with his cat partner went,
Speaker 3: oh my god, he's gonna he's chewing and killed him.
Speaker 3: He's chewing the wood. And then Noah went, oh, hey,
Speaker 3: don't you kill a mouse that's ungodlike, get off my boat.
Speaker 3: Get off my boat, picks it up by the hind neck,
Speaker 3: throws it into that Baltic sea. So cat's eyes glow
Speaker 3: because they have the devil in them and they're afraid
Speaker 3: of the water.
Speaker 1: That's what he said. Okay, on google about it. Why
Speaker 1: were rats not invited on the boat in the first place?
Speaker 1: Why did he have to chew through? It was two
Speaker 1: of every animal because the rat didn't want because he
Speaker 1: was ever rat, he wanted to sneak on. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: two of every animal. There should have been two rats
Speaker 1: on there anyways, wait invited. That's cruel.
Speaker 5: The Bible does not suggest that any animal missed the arc.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what he's saying.
Speaker 3: He also wants me to shout out developmental language disorder.
Speaker 3: He's a speech pathologist, and he thinks it needs to
Speaker 3: be publicized. Google DLD, please keep that in. It really
Speaker 3: needs some DLD developmental language disorder.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, there you go, leave that with you all.
Speaker 3: What a nice note to end on.
Speaker 1: Next week on the show, we will be reading out
Speaker 1: more Bible verses incorrection.
Speaker 3: Isn't that such an interesting story? And that's why they glow?
Speaker 3: Because the cat ate the mouse which had the devil
Speaker 3: in it, and then all cats have devil in them?
Speaker 5: Then why doesn't Google say anything?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Where do you pull this shit? Yeah? I hate
Speaker 1: to be I don't know responsible as a broadcaster, But
Speaker 1: what's your source? Oh, we're just joking. I did to
Speaker 1: get that ship.
Speaker 5: Wait so it's a joke. No, no, no, not just
Speaker 5: did he make it up? Then he did?
Speaker 1: I don't know the vidicus. Yeah, they called him lev.
Speaker 1: He didn't like kiss, They didn't you didn't like curse?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, on that note, we probably should go.
Speaker 1: We hope this podcast made you feel at least better today.
Speaker 1: That's all just two percent we do. I reckon this
Speaker 1: episode probably would be a good one to play at
Speaker 1: half speed. We will sound cooked. I agree that mouse story.
Speaker 1: It was a mouse. I knew I was getting it wrong.
Speaker 1: You know when you're telling a story and you know
Speaker 1: you found but I admire that you just fucking back
Speaker 1: it in anyway. Yeah, it's like, I'm gonna be so convincing.
Speaker 1: So what was my story? And that to begin with
Speaker 1: the cat got kicked off for no reason. Then it's
Speaker 1: eyes started going like there was no where did it start?
Speaker 3: The Bible.
Speaker 1: Because the rain.
Speaker 3: I brought up Noah's Ark because the Titanic.
Speaker 1: Yes, Robert Noah's fuck me roller coaster? Yeah, so true.
Speaker 3: All right, we love you, thanks for listening everything.
Speaker 1: Stevid roller Coaster TV. That so he was cute. It
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