WEBVTT - #178: Rollercoaster 0:00:02.640 --> 0:00:03.440 Is it just. 0:00:05.000 --> 0:00:10.760 Boost the black couple of mitches delese yourself for the 0:00:10.880 --> 0:00:13.000 rude shocks of young adults? 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:14.080 Can you post. 0:00:13.920 --> 0:00:14.960 Videos to YouTube? 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.480 What sort of a question is that? Can I send 0:00:17.600 --> 0:00:23.400 letters at the post office? Now? He is Mitchuli and 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:30.040 Mitchell Coubs. Hello you, Hollo you who are you? Okay? 0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:33.280 I'm just trying to change my inflection? Are you? Because 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:36.000 I find I always go up. We've had this exact 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:38.600 conversation before about your inflections. You are another truth. 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.720 Some bitch posted in the group going when you log 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:45.080 on for Spotify wrapped, it goes hello you yeah. 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:48.159 And everyone goes that reminds me of Mitchell Combs. I 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:52.199 say it too, you say it first, Yeah, and they go, oh, 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:56.440 Mitchell Cubs, fuck up. You're in a mood today. I 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:57.640 can just tell I. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:01:01.320 Minds me, my sweet sweet Combs. Once that fat one's 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.160 done speaking, reminds we have Coombs. 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:06.440 I feel that today's today. We're going to get another 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.760 mug smashing style tantrum from you. I really hope. So 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:11.920 you're lucky there's not a mug on this side of desk. Well, 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:14.760 I've got someone this side, but these have already been sold. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:16.840 Well, no, there are ceramics that have been sold. Now 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:17.919 don't you click them together? 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:21.200 Just cheersing. Yeah, these are the pots that we made 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:23.960 at our pottery class, and today we reveal who won 0:01:24.000 --> 0:01:26.560 them on eBay. Oh my god, that is so exciting. 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:27.360 I don't know if it's one. 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.680 No, it's not one. It is legally obtained. 0:01:31.400 --> 0:01:33.600 Like they paid for it. Like if you go to 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.760 a house auction, did you win the auction? It's not 0:01:35.800 --> 0:01:37.600 like a freebie. No, no, you're exactly right. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:38.280 They bought it. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.560 Yeah, they have just purchased them, whereas if you win 0:01:41.600 --> 0:01:44.720 a fucking ham raffle, that's you won something that's for free. 0:01:44.800 --> 0:01:47.000 I'd kill for a ham raffle. I didn't win. I 0:01:47.000 --> 0:01:47.760 went to one the other night. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:49.040 I've never been to one in my life. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:49.440 Oh. 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:52.680 They're so minging, but in a good way. It's like 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:55.440 chops and sausages and mints, right, Well, not at the 0:01:55.440 --> 0:02:00.160 ham raffle that's ham. Yeah yeah, but the meat trays. Oh, 0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:02.640 fuck me up, I have one a few with those. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.720 I'd love to win a meat tro I love cold 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:06.960 cut meats. Did you know that you actually can buy 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.320 Christmas ham all year round? 0:02:08.680 --> 0:02:09.000 Really? 0:02:09.200 --> 0:02:09.359 Yep? 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.280 The only difference is that it's got different marketing on it. 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:14.720 But you have to go to butcher or something. No 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.480 cole sell them all year round, not into such high 0:02:17.480 --> 0:02:21.920 demand price. Kep genes here of course leg ham You 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:23.280 know what is a weird thing to think about? 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:25.080 Wow? 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:29.480 Jinx One leg ham is one leg, so that means 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.920 that four leg Hams is one animal. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:36.240 That's true. Do they specify which leg it came from? Good? 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:37.280 Point back, left hoof? 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.919 I'm not sure. It's like when you go to KFC 0:02:42.040 --> 0:02:46.000 and they give you two wings two legs for gibbles. 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:48.440 You go, that's actually not from the same chicken. You're 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.640 eating two different chickens. They could be cousins of something. 0:02:51.120 --> 0:02:53.239 See this chat makes me want to go vegan. 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:56.680 Why that's sad? I was about to invite you to 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:58.840 the fucking ham Oh can I come to a ham rate? 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:04.640 That's a good time, Okay, no brainstorm? Brainstorm? Is it 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:09.080 just me? Christmas party at my local bowling club? Which 0:03:09.120 --> 0:03:11.600 does the hair raffle? I love that? And we can 0:03:11.639 --> 0:03:15.960 do lawn bols. I love it all right? What are 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:17.720 we going to do? What do we wear? Christmas clothes? 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:18.400 Up to you? 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:20.359 I want to wear a little reindeers with bells on them. 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:24.560 No, I'm coming. I was actually there the other night 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.560 at the most recent hand raffle, and there were people 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:30.160 there at their Christmas party. It was only like a 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:34.400 table of i'd say fifteen people off and they were 0:03:34.440 --> 0:03:37.320 having that's the time of their life. And I just thought, 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:39.040 maybe I should have a Christmas party here. But then 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:40.480 I thought, who the fuck am I going to a 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.440 party with stuff? Oh my god, let's do it. Let's 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:45.480 do it. Who else do it? Is a bit depressing 0:03:45.640 --> 0:03:47.520 being like self employed, and I'm like, I don't get 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:50.560 any of the fun ship like Christmas party. Yeah, you know, 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:52.040 the camaraderie that comes with it. 0:03:52.160 --> 0:03:54.640 But you could call your accountant, you could call your 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:55.880 entertainment lawyer. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:58.640 An entertainment lawyer. I haven't gotten into trouble yet. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.320 Oh god, I to call on before I got seasoned 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.240 desist from the Hot Girl Walk creator? Did you she 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:06.040 told me to stop? She goes, I invented the Hot 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.680 Girl Walk. No, you fucking didn't. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.240 The person that has the phrase hot Girl Walk trademark, 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.040 she's got a trademarked inner the Australasia region. And you 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.640 actually got a season desist that's why. 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.800 I stopped posting all my walks. 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:19.680 But I thought that you started calling them hg W. 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:21.640 I did, but it was just not worth it. 0:04:21.680 --> 0:04:23.760 Is that not enough of a loophole now? So I 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:28.039 put on forty kilos? Well, if I can't post about it, 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:28.960 why wall totally? 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.960 No, No, I just had to stop posting so I 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:33.840 had a good entertainment lawyer. I love the idea of 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.200 a Christmas party for us. We're going to do the 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:37.520 Chris Kringle on the final shot. 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:42.880 No, it's the Savage Fanta Savage where everyone gets one present. 0:04:42.920 --> 0:04:45.000 Everyone gives one present, but if you like someone else's 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.120 you can steal it. There's only three of us. Maybe 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.960 I should bring Oscar into it so there's more the 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.600 full team. Should he come to the Christmas party too? 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.800 He can come, but the ist to post, I hate 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:55.880 to say it will be the three of us. 0:04:56.480 --> 0:04:58.000 That's funny, can take it? Do? 0:04:58.080 --> 0:05:00.440 A Lipa makes a new album and she's puts up 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:02.920 a photo. It's up with Mark Ronson and four other producers. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.920 I'm like, get the fuck out of the picture. Miley's 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.919 like May Brown your album Cigarette Love is out, and 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:11.200 then it's like twelve different producers in a studio. I'm like, 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.360 fuck off, little Rats, I want her and Noah. 0:05:13.200 --> 0:05:14.919 Rat not something I've ever noticed to be on it 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:15.359 pisces me. 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:18.160 Of all, you follow the cast of Wicked and they're like, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:20.240 couldn't do it without this amazing I'm what you get 0:05:20.279 --> 0:05:22.880 Alphabet and you get Glinda on that stage and no 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:23.760 one fucking else. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:27.040 He's such a cranky mood. 0:05:27.120 --> 0:05:27.919 Yeah, you're very creepy. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:31.800 It's actually swapped rolls because I'm having a bloody lovely day. 0:05:31.920 --> 0:05:34.200 I'm so chipper. Is there Christians husy playing? Am I 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.200 having a manic episode? No, it's there, that's there. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:36.840 Good. 0:05:37.400 --> 0:05:39.600 Why are you having a lovely day? Mitchell? Oh? Why 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:42.599 are you having a lovely day? Thank you? Well, I 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:45.359 have a spring in my step. I'm a fucking sucker 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:49.800 for like loyalty programs. Oh like flybys? Well, yes that, 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:55.279 but like friendships no, like if you let me fucking talk, 0:05:56.240 --> 0:06:00.960 if you fucking let me spit it out. I was 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:04.000 having a very chick Oh go why why whyeh by 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:07.200 fly byes? I reap the rewards of two loyalty programs today, 0:06:07.279 --> 0:06:10.760 okay one, I go to this one servo and every 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.120 time I swap my soda stream bottles. They do a 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:14.600 little whole punch on the loyalty. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:17.480 You've spoken about this before, have Yeah? 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:18.279 I haven't heard it. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.400 No, you really are determined to make me a bitch today, 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:20.800 aren't you. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:21.000 Here. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:23.119 I am just telling a lovely story about something joyous, 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.120 and you go bad. I'm not saying hurd. I more mean, 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:28.520 I've got the context. And you said I spoken about that. 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:30.800 Who haven't you said only up to two? You're soy 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.520 that was when you were at my place. That's right, 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:34.880 Well I got my free one Yay, I got my 0:06:34.920 --> 0:06:37.400 fucking tenth one free free bubbles. By the way, you're 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.840 allowed to say, oh, you've already spoken about this if 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:42.360 it's something on the podcast, you did speak about it 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:43.680 on the podcast. No, I didn't have spoke about it 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:45.080 when you were at my house, Mitchell. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:46.720 The lines are blurb. Whenever I talk to you, I 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:52.880 feel like people are listening, except you famously. Okay, what's 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:54.120 the second loyalty reaping? 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.680 Yeah, I've been to one hundred Scout pilarates and yoga classes, 0:06:57.680 --> 0:06:59.120 which means I'm part of the one hundred club and 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:03.599 get a free show. I'm so excited I congratulation. That's 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.560 so good and that I'm I'm quite surprised they didn't 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.120 get the same reaction at my free soda stream. Can 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.480 the stakes are a little higher? I hurt that thing. 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.280 No, you've mentioned that on the show before. Which one 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:17.440 do you get a shirt? And I can tell you 0:07:17.480 --> 0:07:18.360 when my memory is working? 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:20.800 Oh that's I would have mentioned that. Well, it's finally 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:21.640 come to fruition. 0:07:21.760 --> 0:07:24.680 It's when Sean bought you a sweater for your birthday. Yeah, 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.320 and you said I wanted to save up or I 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:27.560 wanted to yeah. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:29.120 Work towards it. Well it's happened. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:31.040 You don't have it on? 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:32.680 No, No, what. 0:07:32.600 --> 0:07:35.320 Are you going to save before special occasions? Is it 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:36.840 going to be your out your workout shirt? 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:39.480 No, that's the thing. I already have the merch from 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:42.000 scalpal art is. Sewan got me one a shirt and 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:43.560 I can't wear it to the class because I don't 0:07:43.560 --> 0:07:46.040 want to sweater over it. That's excited. Also, would that 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.080 make me look like a sicker fan turning up in 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:49.560 their merch to their establishment? 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:50.320 No? 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.840 No, no, no, yes, if it's the general merch, like, let's 0:07:52.880 --> 0:07:54.320 me coming and doing a radio show with a Kiss 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:54.800 FM shirt. 0:07:54.920 --> 0:07:55.960 Yeah, that's fucking daggy. 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:58.400 But if it's like a ten years at kiss, that's 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:01.880 cute because it's an achievement that's true. It also shows 0:08:01.880 --> 0:08:03.960 other people don't fucking mess with me. I'm king shit 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:04.960 here at the POLARATEI clip. 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.440 Yeah, well, I actually haven't gotten the shirt yet. I 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.960 only just noticed this morning that I've reached one hundred classes, 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:11.400 So I'll pick it up the next time. I don't 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.600 know if it's a one hundred shirt. I don't know 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:15.760 if it's special or if it's a serandom shirt. Like 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.000 you have to call them or I can chat to 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:19.920 them tomorrow when I'm in there. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:22.200 You'll have to chat to them. It's my point. Yeah, 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.160 my point on the broader spectrum. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:25.920 I're like, get this up yet, one hundred classes, where's 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:26.400 my shirt? 0:08:26.720 --> 0:08:26.920 Well? 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:30.120 At Vision Personal Training, because I hit forty kilos this month, 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.480 they're putting me up on the lifetime achievement wall and 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:33.520 I stay there forever. 0:08:33.840 --> 0:08:35.199 Oh wow, yeah wow. 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:36.600 Yeah, they took a photo of me and they put 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:37.840 me on the wall in a little placard. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:38.600 Oh wow. 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:39.400 Yeah. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:45.400 Well, I came second in KX Polarate's forty twenty Challenge thing. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:46.400 Wow, that rolls off the time. 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:49.559 Yeah, congratulation, thank you very much. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:50.319 Did you get a shirt? 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:53.080 No, but I got to put stickers on the board. 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:54.480 That's nice. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.520 Do you do it at a crash and. 0:08:57.520 --> 0:08:58.840 Then you got to call my mom and say pick 0:08:58.880 --> 0:08:59.160 me up? 0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.640 I send a photo to my mom of course. 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:05.280 No. Do you take part in any of those loyalty 0:09:05.320 --> 0:09:07.560 things where like they stamp your card or whatever, the 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:09.720 tenth coffee is free anything like that, because I'm such 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:11.920 a sucker for them. No, but I do love a 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:13.679 Flybys moment. 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:14.400 I've got the app. 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.319 Yeah, every day rewards, every day rewards is better because 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.640 you know the everyday rewards you just tap your phone. 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:23.080 You don't have to double tap, and it knows you've 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:27.480 got every day rewards card. Flybys has to be scanned 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:30.520 my Flybys thing, mind doesn't You're going, Yeah, maybe I've 0:09:30.520 --> 0:09:31.079 got old school. 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:35.400 But I also find the everyday rewards there's more actual rewards. 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:38.480 Yeah, oh yeah, Flybys none of that. I don't really 0:09:38.480 --> 0:09:40.320 get off on that shit that much. It's like the 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.959 small business loyalty things that I love. The little carts. 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.200 Oh yeah, h I'm nearly up to a free salad 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.120 from a local cafe. 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:47.520 Oh oh that's good. 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:49.840 This has just not then if I buy nine, I 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:50.520 get the tenth throat. 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:53.360 All places should bring in loyalty, like, you know, we 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:56.160 really should do a loyalty program for episodes listen to. 0:09:56.920 --> 0:09:59.360 How do they prove, like, we can't stamp every episode 0:09:59.360 --> 0:09:59.920 they've listened to. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.200 One conversation with a person that's listened to every one 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:04.200 of our episodes, and it'd be very clear I've listened 0:10:04.240 --> 0:10:04.600 to everyone. 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:07.400 I feel for you now on the podcast app whatever 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.680 it may be, Apple or Spotify, it's got a tick 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:10.800 next to it so it's played. 0:10:11.559 --> 0:10:11.760 Yeah. 0:10:12.280 --> 0:10:14.360 It's like if you send us a screen recording where 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:16.439 it's got one hundred two, I don't want to fucking count. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:18.640 We don't want any more. How do we get people 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.320 to prove they've listened to one hundred episodes? We quiz them. 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:25.679 We do a great loyalty quiz. You get all these answers, right, 0:10:25.840 --> 0:10:28.800 you win a load to cut, We'll get them made up. 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:31.319 Wait, you win a Loyaltykett. 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.800 Sign it, Genna will print it, and I'll talk about it. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.200 I was thinking the one hundred club, but a lot 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.760 of people will have already listened to an episodes because 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.040 we've done one hundred and seventy eight. 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:42.920 You know what we should do when we hit two 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:46.679 hundred episodes, which will be at mid next year early 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:47.120 next year. 0:10:47.200 --> 0:10:49.520 Yeah, we do a two hundred club of sorts. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.040 We will get ten people on it, will quiz them 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:56.400 based on two hundred episodes of content. 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.840 The problem with that is that with our memories, particularly 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:01.719 or snow of fans, how are we going to write 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.120 the quids questions? We don't remember what we've spoken about. 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:04.800 Rude Jenner. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:08.000 He pointed his here and that you're so right. We'll 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.280 have to employ someone. 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:12.360 To do it. Oh god. Anyway, I do like the 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:14.040 idea of Song's ont a loyalty program, but it's not 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:14.880 how to go about it. 0:11:15.080 --> 0:11:17.240 If you know our show well, you know that many 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:19.240 of our ideas are great and they never get done. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:21.440 We want to do a show from a bunning sausage sizzle. Ye. 0:11:22.640 --> 0:11:23.920 That was Sam's task. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:28.119 Yeah, and now he works at TikTok. He's hosting TikTok Lives. Yeah, 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:29.880 like he's on Deno's direct Do you want to see 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.080 that in a great job? 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.080 I say, we need to do a spin off of 0:11:33.160 --> 0:11:35.920 Talkback Things where instead of playing the cookshit and talk 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:38.920 back radio. It's TV. I agree, it's Shopping Network. I 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:41.280 watched it the other day. It's fucking I didn't realize 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:42.920 that a lot of the time it's live. I thought 0:11:42.920 --> 0:11:45.360 it was this advertorials on repeat, but it's live. A 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:48.319 friendly woman literally had a coughing fit because she was 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.440 live and air. She was like, I've got a frog 0:11:50.440 --> 0:11:51.800 in my thoats, so I'm gonna let you look at 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:55.839 this beautiful ring, knocking the close up on the ring 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.440 rotating on the table while she died, and then she 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:03.640 comes back and goes, okay, it's Diamond Date. Excuse me. Wow. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:06.400 I was like, I didn't know it's live. This is fascinating. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:08.960 I could have stopped watching that. 0:12:09.080 --> 0:12:11.800 Lady does so many of the advertorial stuff. 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:14.560 That British and the hook Nose. You know what else 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:15.160 is a bit cooked. 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.400 The latest the late late News at eleven thirty on 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:19.200 Channel seven. 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:21.600 They go a bit right, don't they standard news bulletin? 0:12:21.720 --> 0:12:22.199 You know what is it? 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.120 Just me on the fly they use they throw around 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:26.960 breaking news so loose that they do. Yeah, Michael Usher 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:31.040 went and breaking news. Now Larnie is here at the 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:32.560 opening of a New metroh Lannie. 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.160 Yeah, I'm so numb to the phrase breaking news because 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.560 they throw it around like it's nothing. I'm over it. 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.880 Breaking news to me is they found Maddie. 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:45.000 Seriously, there was an episode in media Watch where they 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:48.280 were taking the pits out of Sunrise for using breaking 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:51.320 news like it's nothing. It was like in breaking news, 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:55.840 Seconds from disaster, Prince William lucky to be alive, and 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.520 then the actual story was that a helicopter that he 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:02.920 sometimes flies nearly crashed, but he wasn't on board. Oh 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:07.880 my god, so he often pilots it. It wasn't that 0:13:07.960 --> 0:13:11.360 day and it nearly crashed. That's so he's second from disaster. 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:13.800 I'm lucky to be alive, all right, she Well, listen, 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:16.880 welcome to Is it just me? Every show we start, 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:20.800 we're at the start of the show, just me? We 0:13:20.840 --> 0:13:22.920 haven't is it just me? From a listener? And is 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:23.240 it just you? 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:23.559 Yeah? 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:24.840 Of course, of course that's what We're. 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:27.480 Going down south, as south as you can get in 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:32.040 this country, Tasmania, where we've got Karlie. Hello, Karlily Darwin. 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:34.800 Hi, guys, how are we pretty good? 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.280 How are you? More to the point I seem to 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:38.480 recall we spoke to you not too long ago. It 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:40.600 was during your breakup Bullshit episode two. 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:43.680 Yes, yeah, what a time. That feels like years ago. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:48.160 Now you're so much better now, I'll be sure you're better. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:53.040 I'm better you are? Yeah, I agree completely. How are 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:53.959 you you feeling better? 0:13:54.640 --> 0:13:58.080 I'm great. I'm actually really I'm doing really well. I'm good. 0:13:58.640 --> 0:13:59.680 It's much more clearly. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.720 And then I seem to recall that you had a 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.160 new partner that I said, Oh he sounds like a keeper. 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:06.800 Yeah, yeah, we're still together. He's still there. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.440 Oh yes, I love that. Oh god. Okay, so why 0:14:10.480 --> 0:14:11.880 don't you hit us with your issage? Just you and 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:12.720 we'll see where you're at. 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:14.040 Okay, lovely, thank you? 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:15.640 All right, Bradley's going to count you in. You know 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:17.640 how this work. It's not your first radio Yeah, hit, 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:18.480 it's Carly go on? 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:21.640 Is it just me? 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:28.040 Is being content with being alone the best feeling ever? 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:30.680 Oh that's a good one. 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:31.440 That's heavy. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.200 I like it. I'm all about the deep and many, 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:35.760 full of shit. Let's get suck into that. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:35.960 Well. 0:14:36.000 --> 0:14:38.000 I remember my agem a couple of weeks ago, maybe 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.000 a month ago, was that I was like on that 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:43.880 journey trying to find that contentness that a word being happy. 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:45.520 Have you found it? Carli? 0:14:45.600 --> 0:14:48.720 You sound like you have, yes, Like I just thrive 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:52.120 in my own company and I'm at the stage like 0:14:52.160 --> 0:14:54.480 i've been in a while. But even though I've got 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:57.640 a partner, I'm just at the stage where I'm content 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:01.680 with everything. And I just I've been by myself, like 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:02.440 I love it. 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:05.320 I do like a bit of a loan time. But 0:15:05.360 --> 0:15:07.440 I wouldn't say I thrive when I'm by myself. That's 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.080 when I'm the biggest pig. Honestly. Yeah, But you're good 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.120 at being alone, Mitch, Like I if I have to 0:15:12.120 --> 0:15:14.720 look at someone and go yeah, because because I just 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.080 know you, because you don't reach out to me, you 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.640 know me, I said, when we stop getting you know, 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:21.760 nice messages in the DMS, I was like, where's my love? 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.120 And surprise, you don't strike me as the type that 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:25.680 needs that when you're alone. 0:15:26.200 --> 0:15:30.200 Actually, I don't know if Mitchell surely remembers. He might not, 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:35.480 but I sent you Instagram message I said to you. 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:37.680 I was like the best thing you can do for 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:41.280 yourself right now, and I truly believe this is just 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:45.000 be content with being alone. Don't try to fill your 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:49.520 life with people, because as soon as you go home, 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:51.680 you're going to be alone and it's going to feel 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:56.160 even worse. So just be content with being alone because 0:15:56.520 --> 0:16:00.160 once you do that, you won't even give a shit 0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:02.520 about being single. You will just thrive in your own 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.320 company and having people around will make it even better. 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:07.880 But you've got to be happy with yourself. 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:10.280 Question for you, Carl, like, are you so fond of 0:16:10.320 --> 0:16:12.240 your me time that you will often say no to 0:16:12.320 --> 0:16:14.160 hanging out with your partner because you're like, nap, I'd 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:15.440 rather be by myself right now. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:18.600 I literally just got back from a trip by myself. 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:22.320 I grove three hours to Hobart Threats the three and 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:22.880 a half days. 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:24.720 I was like, oh, that sounds lovely. I do love 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:25.600 a solo road trip. 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.800 Sometimes I was like, see you mate, see. 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:30.640 Them then where I go? 0:16:30.680 --> 0:16:32.200 Because you'd be all right with that, Jenny, you'd be 0:16:32.200 --> 0:16:34.640 fine with it, right yeah, I'd be like, No, I 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:35.280 want someone. 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:38.040 I think I would with someone to do something like 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.240 that with someone else, only because when I'm traveling I 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:42.040 hate doing the admin. Now I want like a trip 0:16:42.120 --> 0:16:42.440 mum to. 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:45.120 Be organized, want to assistant Mitchell, that's not yeah, yeah, 0:16:45.320 --> 0:16:46.000 you want to start. 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.040 I'm talking about like friends, sean, whatever it may be, 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.680 if it's a trip away, but also God, the idea 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.080 of a solo escape right now sounds very appealing, I 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:54.360 see it. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.320 But even me and my euro trip that's booked, I've 0:16:56.320 --> 0:16:58.880 paid money for him, who's going to come with me? 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.960 But then, but now my point is, do I have 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.520 to work on myself to get to get to the 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:06.439 happy in being lonely stage? 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:07.040 Yes? 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:09.919 Possibly, absolutely? Or do I just admit that I'm a 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:12.280 people person? Because could that just be? 0:17:12.520 --> 0:17:13.560 Is there a middle ground? 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:15.719 I think maybe where I am now, I don't know, 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:16.520 But also. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:18.680 I think it depends because there's nothing wrong with wanting 0:17:18.720 --> 0:17:22.159 to spend time with people, But it's when it becomes avoidant, 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:25.439 like you're trying to distract yourself because you hate being alone, 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:28.640 because you don't want to confront certain things, so you'd 0:17:28.720 --> 0:17:31.159 rather be around other people to distract yourself from. That's 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:32.919 where it's. Because there's nothing wrong with wanting to hang 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:34.440 out with people, but it's just the content, and it's 0:17:34.440 --> 0:17:38.119 being alone as well, not all the time, it's just more. 0:17:38.040 --> 0:17:41.960 Or less thriving in your own company, like being happy 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:46.400 with who you are and not trying to fill your 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:49.800 life with people that are just going to make you 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:50.960 happy temporarily. 0:17:51.160 --> 0:17:53.080 Kalli, I just feel like your Oprah. 0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.280 Like I feel like I'm listening to Oprah and you've 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:57.480 got no qualification. Maybe you do, but I'm listening and 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:01.280 I'm taking everything you say for Bible. The pl could 0:18:01.280 --> 0:18:03.520 go bring a bomb into a hospital, and I guess 0:18:03.560 --> 0:18:04.280 she's so right. 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:05.760 She's got a good point. 0:18:05.880 --> 0:18:06.320 She does. 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:08.639 The problem I have, Carl, is that I'm content in 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:10.640 my own company, but when I live alone and work 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:13.560 from home full time, it's possible to fucking overdose on 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:16.639 me time. I'm just spoken to someone in a while. 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:18.480 No, that's definitely true. 0:18:18.560 --> 0:18:21.000 You have your cat tho oh fuck, she doesn't speak 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:21.200 to me. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.600 She does just corner and makes eye contact Christ, which 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.160 reminds with my actually. 0:18:26.080 --> 0:18:28.320 Look at these scratches on my arm. She randomly attacked 0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:30.440 me out of nowhere the other day. She's only hinge. 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:33.280 To be honest, I think it's getting worse. Interne. I 0:18:33.440 --> 0:18:36.359 love her, Yeah, I mean I love her, but fuck yeah, 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:38.439 she'd be detivating and adopted her and this is actually 0:18:38.440 --> 0:18:41.320 repays me. She would she was a common Street Hall. 0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:44.920 She was both pregnant. 0:18:44.920 --> 0:18:47.080 All these cats were worse pregnant on the street. Can 0:18:47.119 --> 0:18:51.000 you guys pluck them and save that anyway? That note, Carly, 0:18:51.119 --> 0:18:52.960 thank you so much for coming back on the show. 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:55.120 A DM price Keeper, Jenna, and we'll get you another price. 0:18:55.160 --> 0:18:56.159 It's nice to hear from you, Dar. 0:18:57.080 --> 0:18:59.560 I don't need another prize. I'm just I love chatting 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:01.520 to you guys, like you're my happy place. 0:19:01.680 --> 0:19:03.919 You've truly reached. 0:19:04.240 --> 0:19:06.520 You can tell Nirvana yeah, and I'm jet but it's 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:08.879 the thin air in Tasmania. You know, she'll get to 0:19:08.960 --> 0:19:11.200 the mainland and she'll be like, I need Nick, I need. 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:13.640 That, I need that. It's weird because I can't see 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.000 her and yet I just feel like she's got a 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:16.760 twinkle in her eye. You can just tell her in 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:20.520 the voice. Absolutely good for you, Happy for you. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:25.920 I've had I've had enough dick in my life enough. 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:27.600 I'm how old are you? 0:19:29.040 --> 0:19:31.320 I'm thirty two next Tuesday You're. 0:19:31.160 --> 0:19:32.800 Only thirty two, and You're like, no, I've had enough. 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:37.480 I'm just being greedy at this point. Plenty of dick anyway. 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:39.520 If you want to get in touch, you can DMS. 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:41.720 A couple of miches or of course you can send 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:42.280 us a text. 0:19:42.280 --> 0:19:44.760 Oh yeah, what's the number again? The number is oh 0:19:44.920 --> 0:20:00.760 far too to nine four tuesazero two ninet. Guys, you 0:20:00.840 --> 0:20:03.199 know how handy that jingle came in when we were 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:06.320 doing the mug member thing. Why all the international orders. 0:20:06.359 --> 0:20:08.600 When I was sending it in the little package thing, 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:11.200 you have to write the mobile number of the sender. 0:20:11.680 --> 0:20:13.440 Ah yeah, And so I was just like in my 0:20:13.520 --> 0:20:19.639 head going for two to none for a jesio, except 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:22.280 it's not as catchy when I had to put plus 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:22.880 six months. 0:20:23.960 --> 0:20:28.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, it is time 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:31.720 to do after a long awaited break, Mitchell, we didn't 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:34.440 even realize we hadn't cleared her our poor fingers on antibiotics. 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:38.800 She's so infected because she's so full, so painful time 0:20:38.840 --> 0:20:39.000 of this. 0:20:40.359 --> 0:20:43.520 Let's take a peek at Jenner's junk. 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:46.560 Shall we. I'm just get in the sense that today's 0:20:46.600 --> 0:20:49.000 episode is going to be a fucking roller coaster, really is. 0:20:49.200 --> 0:20:52.719 I didn't realize we were still at the start. I'm all, 0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:56.879 what am I trying to say? Breathe, I'm all out 0:20:56.920 --> 0:20:58.000 of whack with what I was trying to say. 0:20:58.040 --> 0:20:59.000 Have you seen my junk. 0:20:59.280 --> 0:21:02.560 Did we talk about raffles on today's show? Huh me? 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:06.360 My yeah? Did we? That was like he did five 0:21:06.400 --> 0:21:08.920 minutes ago? Was it maybe more than all? Right? Poor Johns? 0:21:08.920 --> 0:21:11.479 Oh my god, so Jenna's junkie. These are the idems 0:21:11.520 --> 0:21:13.120 that don't make the main show. Mitch and I sort 0:21:13.160 --> 0:21:15.120 of go they're not They're not worthy of being disgusted. 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:17.240 I don't have legs. It's just a quick thought that 0:21:17.320 --> 0:21:20.200 we probably should keep to ourselves, but we don't. We 0:21:20.359 --> 0:21:22.720 chucked them in Jane's junk and then they get resurfaced 0:21:23.000 --> 0:21:26.280 on the podcast or too many Clear yourself out, Joel, 0:21:26.320 --> 0:21:27.720 she's jumping right in straight away. 0:21:29.520 --> 0:21:32.840 Oh yep, yep. Is it just me? Or would Taylor 0:21:32.920 --> 0:21:34.920 Swift make a brilliant serial killer? 0:21:35.520 --> 0:21:38.440 Oh? That's my thought process there. I would never say 0:21:38.480 --> 0:21:38.879 such a thing. 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.280 I'm not scared of the Swifties because they're children in 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:46.080 infants and they're all such sucks. I'm not scared of 0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:47.359 the fight with the Swifty. 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:49.480 I just want you to know that you sound really 0:21:49.560 --> 0:21:53.000 old and deeply uncol by having a grudge against Taylor Swift. 0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:55.440 Just let them be. They don't bother anyone. Are you 0:21:55.720 --> 0:21:57.760 defend you sound like a grumpy, old fucking man that 0:21:57.840 --> 0:22:00.520 loves the current affair. Oh the swifties old just twelve 0:22:00.600 --> 0:22:01.160 year old girls. 0:22:01.720 --> 0:22:05.560 No, I just think they're annoying and you call them infants, Yeah, 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:09.560 techlan children. I just think that Taylor Swist, she'd be 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:16.560 a she'd be a she'd be a brilliant should be 0:22:16.600 --> 0:22:20.120 bring silkier. Okay, yes, carry on, make your point, poor boy, 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:24.399 because the little easter eggsit she hides in her songs 0:22:24.520 --> 0:22:27.360 Like God, she's a waste on society. Like the Zodiac 0:22:27.440 --> 0:22:30.240 killer would watch her music videos and go, this is 0:22:30.320 --> 0:22:33.479 amazing because she just hides things. So if she actually 0:22:33.880 --> 0:22:35.680 we're lucky that she's not fucked in the head, because 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:38.480 if she used her powers of marketing to be a 0:22:38.600 --> 0:22:41.720 really good serial killer, we wouldn't. She'd be killing people daily. 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:45.159 I often wonder if she would ever manage to do 0:22:45.400 --> 0:22:47.600 something wrong that makes the public turn on her and 0:22:47.680 --> 0:22:51.280 she gets canceled because she's pretty. She's not like Britney' 0:22:51.280 --> 0:22:54.400 spears about other people. Controller she fucking runs that shit. 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:57.320 She's across everything, so for all we know, she's already 0:22:57.359 --> 0:22:59.880 hiding ship. She's just too smart and keeps it hidden 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:01.960 as Really she is very clever. She probably get a 0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:02.760 million secrets. 0:23:03.640 --> 0:23:05.480 I like her music and I respect her fans. 0:23:05.840 --> 0:23:08.440 Oh wow, it might get your pants caught in the 0:23:08.520 --> 0:23:09.880 chain while you're backpedaling over there. 0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:13.000 No, okay, okay, okay, here it is it just me? 0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:16.160 Or is saying get lost? Actually very brutal. 0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:20.240 That's my observation, get lost, get lost. 0:23:20.480 --> 0:23:20.640 Yeah. 0:23:20.680 --> 0:23:22.760 You know how people will say that as the polite 0:23:22.920 --> 0:23:26.159 version as opposed to it, I'll get fucked, like the 0:23:26.280 --> 0:23:30.240 nice way is I'll get lost. Let's just stop down 0:23:30.280 --> 0:23:32.600 and really think about what you're saying. When you tell 0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:36.200 someone to get lost. Just think about that you're telling 0:23:36.240 --> 0:23:39.240 them to go missing. That's so mean, that's so true. 0:23:39.280 --> 0:23:41.160 And think of some of the most famous missing people 0:23:41.240 --> 0:23:42.080 of the world. 0:23:42.240 --> 0:23:46.760 Yeah, like like who I don't know, like's that girl 0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:49.480 Maddie mckainn oh yeah, madam and McCann. 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:52.360 That is an awful thing that her family been put 0:23:52.400 --> 0:23:54.679 through what happened in pri Tolu exactly. 0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:58.920 And you're wishing that on someone well said, it's so scathing. 0:23:58.960 --> 0:24:01.640 When you really oil it down, what are you actually saying? 0:24:01.960 --> 0:24:03.960 Just reword it and it will give it more clarity. 0:24:04.119 --> 0:24:09.720 Gave me. I don't know that's better or worse get kidnapped. 0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:12.400 But having said that, maybe it's not a permanent loss. 0:24:12.440 --> 0:24:15.119 It could be like it's like sometimes I get fucking 0:24:15.160 --> 0:24:17.640 lost in Westfield. Yeah it's only twenty minutes, Like shit, 0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:19.920 which car park? That is a get lost that's a 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:20.760 little bit inconvenient. 0:24:21.200 --> 0:24:23.520 Get lost in Westfield doesn't have the same ring to 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:24.280 it get lost. 0:24:24.080 --> 0:24:26.119 As not just the sort of getting lost in Westfield 0:24:26.160 --> 0:24:28.560 makes me like so costaphobic that Noah. 0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:31.040 Grow up is another one, because there's nothing you can do. 0:24:31.320 --> 0:24:33.440 Yeah, you can't, you can't do it. You know what 0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:37.520 I've always found really scathing what you're a fool? Why 0:24:38.440 --> 0:24:41.959 it's so brutal and severe, Like if you told me, oh, 0:24:42.000 --> 0:24:44.080 you're a dickhead, you're a fuck with whatever, that's fine, 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:47.280 but you're a fool. It's just like, oh, well that's 0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:47.600 a lot. 0:24:47.760 --> 0:24:50.280 Yeah, it's pretty intense. I don't use your fool, I 0:24:50.400 --> 0:24:51.000 use grow up. 0:24:51.080 --> 0:24:51.600 You're a joke. 0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:52.720 I love using grow up. 0:24:52.840 --> 0:24:56.119 Yeah, you're a joke. You're a joke. That's not very 0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:58.879 nice either. Yeah, that's all these things that are like 0:24:59.040 --> 0:25:02.920 considered more polite because they're not swearing are actually pretty evil. Yeah, 0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:04.400 what do you think about it? You break them down? 0:25:04.480 --> 0:25:07.640 They're awful jumping in not back in the jumps Yep, yeah, 0:25:07.640 --> 0:25:10.440 I need to fit two hands these days. 0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:11.680 Fuck me, good for you? 0:25:11.880 --> 0:25:13.600 Shut up? Is it just me? 0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:16.520 Or should it be socially acceptable to wear socks and 0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:18.280 slides anywhere? Oh? 0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:21.920 That's me again? Yeah, I agree with you. Socks. I 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:24.600 used to think right, socks and slides, but now I'm 0:25:24.600 --> 0:25:25.960 all about it. It's very American. 0:25:26.320 --> 0:25:27.159 I've never tried it. 0:25:27.440 --> 0:25:29.520 What would American people call it? You know, have the 0:25:29.560 --> 0:25:31.960 whole thong thing? Is there confusion or is it socks 0:25:32.000 --> 0:25:32.720 and slides? Wherever? 0:25:33.480 --> 0:25:34.359 I think it's slides? 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:36.560 Okay, it'll be fair callt flip flops, don't they Yeah, 0:25:36.560 --> 0:25:37.760 but that's a little. 0:25:39.040 --> 0:25:41.280 Bungee cord. No, you're right, I think they call them slides. Yeah, 0:25:41.320 --> 0:25:41.960 socks and sides. 0:25:42.080 --> 0:25:45.360 Yeah. So I used to just wear slides, but then 0:25:45.720 --> 0:25:47.800 they started giving me like a bit of a blister 0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:50.200 if I wore them too much over summer, and so 0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:52.159 I started putting the socks on as well, and then 0:25:52.200 --> 0:25:54.600 overwinter it was warm in that way, and I've gotten 0:25:54.680 --> 0:25:57.639 really used to it. It's so comfy, so convenient, and 0:25:58.280 --> 0:26:00.560 I try not to wear them everywhere because I feel 0:26:00.600 --> 0:26:02.480 like I should be able to. But when I go 0:26:02.560 --> 0:26:05.760 to Pilate's classes, right it's a five minute walk or 0:26:05.760 --> 0:26:07.280 whatever from my place, I'm like, I'll just chuck on 0:26:07.359 --> 0:26:10.240 some slides because I do the class barefoot. Anyway, I 0:26:10.400 --> 0:26:10.840 just slide. 0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:11.080 Yeah. 0:26:11.400 --> 0:26:15.320 I got a message on Facebook someone said I just 0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:18.280 saw you walking down the street in socks and slides, 0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:20.240 and you're lucky I didn't clip you with my fucking 0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:22.720 mirror because they are disgusting. How could you wear socks 0:26:22.760 --> 0:26:25.600 and slides in public? How embarrassing. I'm like, no, I'm 0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:26.080 all for it. 0:26:26.480 --> 0:26:28.000 I hate when people judge like that. 0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:30.320 Grow up. I don't think they were only stirring me up. 0:26:30.400 --> 0:26:32.600 They just someone who is, for whatever reason, is so 0:26:32.760 --> 0:26:34.920 adverse to socks and slides. I used to be, but 0:26:35.000 --> 0:26:37.119 now I'm fucking all about it. Team socks and. 0:26:37.119 --> 0:26:39.720 Slides going through. I'm a clogs boy. I have like 0:26:39.880 --> 0:26:40.920 three pairs of clogs. 0:26:41.600 --> 0:26:44.200 What are they going? The German? Cheap Dutch? Thank you? 0:26:44.440 --> 0:26:46.760 Made of wood? None of them are made of wood. 0:26:46.760 --> 0:26:49.320 They're made of rubber. They like crocs. 0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:51.879 Yeahs, I've got crocs. I've got another pair that are 0:26:51.960 --> 0:26:52.480 just like tan. 0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:54.000 Do you wear socks with them? So? 0:26:54.160 --> 0:26:55.480 Yeah, sometimes they're really comfy. 0:26:55.680 --> 0:26:58.119 Yeah. See yeah, it's so much easier. I don't love you. 0:26:58.280 --> 0:27:00.520 That's fashion. It's not as in fashion like Kanye had 0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:02.440 the whole socks and sides things. That was a real moment, 0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:03.320 but that's past. 0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:06.920 Oh I didn't realize that's already been a moment. Oh yeah, yeah, 0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:10.400 it's moment in fashion is gone. Fuck me. Every time 0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:13.000 I think I'm starting a new trend, I find out 0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:14.480 that it's already thing. Remember how I thought I was 0:27:14.560 --> 0:27:16.760 a genius for using a shoelace as a belt and 0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:17.159 you were like. 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:20.239 N that's the fish which called me the other day. 0:27:20.280 --> 0:27:22.800 He went, I've invented the hoopskirt. I that bitch, I 0:27:22.880 --> 0:27:23.480 think you need to. 0:27:23.600 --> 0:27:26.560 I'm pretty adamant that I invented the Kmart laundry hamper 0:27:26.600 --> 0:27:30.600 hack what because people have started buying there's a whole 0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:33.199 TikTok trend about it. People have been buying the Kmart 0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:35.600 laundry hampers and using it as their bins because it 0:27:35.640 --> 0:27:37.680 looks more stylish than having a bin on display in 0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.440 the house. I thought of that, and I was like, 0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:43.080 what have I got a laundry hamper? Because then it 0:27:43.080 --> 0:27:45.399 would be a fuggly bin on on your Instagram? 0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:46.200 And then you ruined it. 0:27:46.920 --> 0:27:48.920 Well no, that's that's a whole other story. But the 0:27:48.960 --> 0:27:50.680 point is I got it and I thought it was 0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:53.199 a genius idea. And then someone visits me and goes, oh, 0:27:53.280 --> 0:27:55.280 you did the kmart TikTok hack, and I was like, 0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.560 the fucking what now? I didn't know it was already 0:27:57.560 --> 0:28:01.359 a thing. I thought I invented it. You see, I 0:28:01.440 --> 0:28:02.960 think I'm a genis And then people tell me, no, 0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:05.160 it's a thing. You know many, many, many have thought 0:28:05.200 --> 0:28:07.000 of it before you totally just like the name is it? 0:28:07.040 --> 0:28:08.640 It's me for a podcast. We found it that there's 0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:09.320 forty thousand. 0:28:09.680 --> 0:28:12.000 Were you for a refresh? Actually for the new ones? 0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:12.239 Oh? 0:28:12.359 --> 0:28:14.520 Fuck me, it's very abruptly Okay? 0:28:14.720 --> 0:28:15.320 Is it just me? 0:28:15.800 --> 0:28:18.640 Or do you think Jenna is Hunger Games coded? 0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:19.240 Oh? 0:28:19.320 --> 0:28:21.640 That's me for sure. You have never even seen Hunger Games. 0:28:21.720 --> 0:28:24.160 You've never seen Hunger Games, Mitchell. 0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:26.159 There's no need to shout at me, mate, Mitchell, you 0:28:26.440 --> 0:28:30.040 love it, get Lost? Why would I love it? Because 0:28:30.040 --> 0:28:34.600 it's so you? You love Jennifer explain why you think 0:28:34.640 --> 0:28:36.520 it's so me, because I don't think it's me at all, 0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:40.200 because you are you love that shiit like you just 0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:42.080 love like because you just love a cult moment. 0:28:42.160 --> 0:28:44.680 You love like a franchise, you do, you love Weed, 0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:45.640 you love Harry Potter. 0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:49.240 Presidents to know you love it. It's camp, it's gay, 0:28:49.360 --> 0:28:51.680 it's like a love story. It's any Game of Throne. 0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:54.120 It's got nothing to do with Game of Thrown. Just 0:28:54.160 --> 0:28:56.880 set the future. I know everything you said. Oh it's culty, 0:28:57.040 --> 0:28:58.640 it's blah blah blah. No, that's not right. 0:28:58.880 --> 0:29:01.560 I think I think you would love it, Mitchell. It's 0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.960 literally twelve people enter an arena and they all have 0:29:04.040 --> 0:29:08.440 to fight to the deaths. That doesn't interest me at all, No, 0:29:09.120 --> 0:29:12.480 I understand, but I think you would when you watch it. 0:29:12.800 --> 0:29:14.760 There's a new one out, mocking Jay of the fire 0:29:14.840 --> 0:29:15.440 Day or something. 0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:19.640 I'm I'm not because Jenna. 0:29:20.080 --> 0:29:24.240 It's set in the future and there are characters called Capital, 0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:26.120 like Capital citizens, what do they call that They live 0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:29.880 in the Capitol. They're just normal people and they all 0:29:30.120 --> 0:29:33.240 dress like in extravagant clothing and they're all just extra 0:29:33.240 --> 0:29:34.840 and they've all got pink hair and they're all in 0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:37.680 lace and you know, gaudy outfits. But I just feel 0:29:37.720 --> 0:29:40.040 like Jenna is Hunger Games coded because they go to 0:29:40.080 --> 0:29:43.280 the different districts and pluck women and boys and children 0:29:43.400 --> 0:29:45.320 out put them in the Hunger Games at random. It's 0:29:45.360 --> 0:29:46.080 like the Olympic Games. 0:29:46.120 --> 0:29:49.320 But I'm going to say, so far, the fashion doesn't 0:29:49.320 --> 0:29:51.600 really match. Jenny said, our pink hair really elaborate. 0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:53.959 I'm like, no, no, I can just see it anyway. 0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:56.280 So the same ponytail for forty years, Mitchell. 0:29:56.320 --> 0:30:00.400 They're random. They're random kids put into an arena to 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:02.680 fight to the deaths, and none of them have any training. 0:30:03.320 --> 0:30:06.760 I feel Jenna would be primed to be an assassin. 0:30:06.800 --> 0:30:07.840 Wouldn't need training. 0:30:08.000 --> 0:30:09.120 No, I would love that. 0:30:09.320 --> 0:30:11.560 You'd be great. What do you think your tactic would be? 0:30:11.640 --> 0:30:14.040 Would you be a forager? Would you hide? Would you hide? 0:30:14.200 --> 0:30:14.400 Yeah? 0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:15.080 I would hide. 0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:17.720 How camouflage, tree climbing. 0:30:17.640 --> 0:30:19.040 Everything interesting? 0:30:19.240 --> 0:30:20.960 Yeah, And which this is the part that you like. 0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:24.000 The kids get sponsors, so like you're obviously you know, 0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.440 with your influencer life, you could be in there. Then 0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:28.360 you'd get you know, Purina would send you a package 0:30:28.400 --> 0:30:30.440 and they fall from the sky in a little balloon. 0:30:30.520 --> 0:30:32.800 And they go my sponsor and they get gifts, but 0:30:32.880 --> 0:30:33.880 you obviously get you know. 0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:37.040 That's just my life every day. I'm all free shit poor. 0:30:37.360 --> 0:30:40.600 Yeah it is, seriously is, but no one's dying. Like 0:30:40.720 --> 0:30:42.480 you'd be in there that am a mattress. I'd fucking 0:30:42.520 --> 0:30:44.480 fall from the sky and land on your competition. You'd 0:30:44.480 --> 0:30:48.160 be like, I didn't have to kill that twink. I'd 0:30:48.200 --> 0:30:51.040 get fucking frozen meals full and knock some bitch out. 0:30:51.360 --> 0:30:52.680 But thanks every plate. 0:30:52.960 --> 0:30:53.880 I'd get cat food. 0:30:53.960 --> 0:30:56.440 You'd get cat plate aren't even frozen meals? Oh? 0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:57.080 Who do I work? 0:30:57.320 --> 0:30:58.640 You're the worst client ever? 0:30:58.800 --> 0:30:59.440 Who am I working with? 0:30:59.520 --> 0:30:59.880 Coming up? 0:30:59.880 --> 0:30:59.960 Oh? 0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:03.560 Spotlight, I'll get fucking ten meters of twine, thanks Spotlight. 0:31:05.680 --> 0:31:08.120 And it kind of goes off and goes yeah, and 0:31:08.200 --> 0:31:10.640 then sponsor and then when someone dies. 0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:15.360 The form face. See, I gotta tell you, I'm drastically 0:31:15.440 --> 0:31:17.880 less tempered to watch after this description, it sounds stupid. 0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:18.840 What happens to catness? 0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:21.000 She gets stung by a bee, then like bird's be 0:31:21.120 --> 0:31:22.840 sponsor or something and they drop like wax. 0:31:23.360 --> 0:31:26.520 I don't give a shit about fucking spears and there's 0:31:26.560 --> 0:31:29.960 no Lord of the rings, wizards and all that I 0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:33.320 don't give. You're not listening. There's not one real house 0:31:33.520 --> 0:31:35.080 as a Sydney talk to me. 0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:37.800 Well, it's similar drama, all right, Jenna. I just think 0:31:37.800 --> 0:31:39.280 you do very well and i'd sponsor you. 0:31:39.520 --> 0:31:41.680 I would, I would agree with that. Good luck, all right, 0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:46.440 back into the jungle. That's not the bin. Sorry, that 0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:48.280 was the wrong Sorry you you know what did you 0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:51.560 just touch? Because you just got Bradley excited? Touch the 0:31:51.600 --> 0:31:56.360 wrong spot? What I done? Fuck me? Sorry? Sorry? There 0:31:56.640 --> 0:32:00.160 bins open quick grab the junk? Is it just me? 0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:03.400 Or do streaming apps need to get their shit together? 0:32:03.640 --> 0:32:05.720 Mine? You've spoken about this last week? 0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:08.040 Do you mean you said all the streaming AUPs need 0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:10.040 to up the their contrast because they can't see the 0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:10.720 TV in the sun? 0:32:11.840 --> 0:32:12.880 Is that what I'm about to say now? 0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:13.120 Is it? 0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:15.760 I'm just saying you spoke about streaming apps previously. 0:32:17.280 --> 0:32:19.600 I think you've doubled up on topic fifty times. Are 0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:22.600 you're dating someone at the moment? Have you lost forty kilos? Oh? 0:32:24.120 --> 0:32:27.520 Heaven fucking forbid, I talk about streaming apps again. It's 0:32:27.560 --> 0:32:28.760 a different point, okay. 0:32:28.840 --> 0:32:29.400 So I. 0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:34.760 Just think that especially paramount plus oh I don't have 0:32:34.880 --> 0:32:38.680 they don't have the skip intro option. They don't have 0:32:38.880 --> 0:32:42.360 the skip recap that all their shows have their previously 0:32:42.440 --> 0:32:45.480 on One Woman. They don't have the skip end credits option. 0:32:46.600 --> 0:32:48.960 And it always seems to just fucking forget where I'm 0:32:49.040 --> 0:32:50.600 up to. If you go to the continue watching. 0:32:50.760 --> 0:32:52.360 I hate that stand up. 0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:56.360 You're going to be copying Netflix? Do it properly? Are 0:32:56.400 --> 0:32:57.240 they copying Netflix? 0:32:57.440 --> 0:32:57.600 Well? 0:32:57.600 --> 0:32:59.719 They all are anyway now. It all is very similar. 0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:02.560 WHI is like the OG They kind of look the same, 0:33:02.640 --> 0:33:03.960 like all the interfaces and stuff. 0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:05.600 Netflix has done the best. 0:33:06.160 --> 0:33:10.000 The UI is lovely, and they let you skip the credits. Actually, 0:33:10.000 --> 0:33:12.040 in fact, they give you a five second countdown to 0:33:12.120 --> 0:33:14.760 choose whether you want to watch. It's no choice. Other 0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:17.760 it's amazing. Yeah, imun plants don't do that. Binge. Also 0:33:17.840 --> 0:33:20.760 forget where I'm up to a lot like continue watching 0:33:20.800 --> 0:33:22.960 and I'm like, I've never watched Poor Patrol. Who the 0:33:23.000 --> 0:33:26.000 fucking my account? Where did that Real Housewives and Sydney 0:33:26.000 --> 0:33:28.959 episode go? You're kidding? Really? Yes? And they are convinced 0:33:29.000 --> 0:33:30.520 that I want to keep watching Harry Potter. I'm like, 0:33:30.520 --> 0:33:31.360 I've never played that. 0:33:31.960 --> 0:33:34.160 Have you left your Netflix? Logged in in an Airbnb 0:33:34.280 --> 0:33:36.800 perhaps because I've done that and then a Portuguese family 0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:38.880 moved in and then started watching Tell and Novella's on 0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:41.560 my account, like continue watching the Battle for Bravia. 0:33:43.040 --> 0:33:44.400 It happens to me a lot. I don't know how 0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:45.800 many people I have given my passwords to. 0:33:46.040 --> 0:33:48.280 Oh same, I get them for free, blessed. But you 0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:50.520 know we I think we all get free streaming services, right. 0:33:50.600 --> 0:33:52.400 No, I don't get them for free. I get them. 0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:54.040 Is in like I pay for a couple of my friends, 0:33:54.080 --> 0:33:55.360 pay for a couple of we leach, I don't get 0:33:55.360 --> 0:33:58.920 them ahea. It's because I work in the media. That's 0:33:58.920 --> 0:34:01.600 why I do too. It's because I work in radio. 0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:07.280 So that's why. Oh back in the junk, go back 0:34:07.520 --> 0:34:09.640 junk to shuit. Oh there's so much? 0:34:10.440 --> 0:34:10.920 Is it just me? 0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:13.840 Or did your mom always end up at the children's 0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:15.200 table at Christmas lunch? 0:34:15.320 --> 0:34:19.560 Oh? That's me? Is this a universal experience? 0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:22.320 Christmas? My mum, you know, busting her ass off in 0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:25.000 that kitchen with Nan. Nan does the dishes, Mom does 0:34:25.040 --> 0:34:27.719 all the cooking, and like she'd serve and everyone had 0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:29.680 come up and get their food and they go, you know, 0:34:29.719 --> 0:34:30.960 get their food to sit at the table. And the 0:34:31.000 --> 0:34:33.000 table was all dressed beautifully, and it was the main 0:34:33.080 --> 0:34:35.080 dining table for the adults, and then the kids had 0:34:35.120 --> 0:34:36.200 like a trestle table at the end. 0:34:36.280 --> 0:34:38.239 It was always that ikea green. 0:34:38.040 --> 0:34:40.320 One with a fat, chunky legs and the stools and 0:34:40.400 --> 0:34:42.239 I had a white tablecloth over it. And then like 0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:43.920 I'll be sitting there, you know, chowing down on my 0:34:44.040 --> 0:34:45.759 dried turkey and stuff. And I turned to my right 0:34:45.800 --> 0:34:47.760 and they'd be Mom just like hunched over a stool, 0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:50.200 and I'm like, Mum, what are you doing here? She 0:34:50.440 --> 0:34:53.279 don't worry your tea towel over her shoulder, barey got time. 0:34:53.440 --> 0:34:56.440 And she's pissed off because Lachlan, my cousin, brought his 0:34:56.520 --> 0:34:58.560 new bitch girlfriend and she's sitting here. Mom normally sits 0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:01.080 at the main table because he has no respect. 0:35:01.160 --> 0:35:02.960 And I bet Lachlan didn't tell it that he was 0:35:03.000 --> 0:35:04.800 bringing in plus one yet. No, of course not not to, 0:35:04.840 --> 0:35:07.160 otherwise she would have gotten another chair out of the garage. 0:35:07.120 --> 0:35:07.400 Thank you. 0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:08.960 Do you understand? 0:35:09.760 --> 0:35:11.719 My mum would always end up at the kids table. 0:35:11.760 --> 0:35:13.480 Let me love it because Mom's fun and she'd have 0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:15.040 a wine here. 0:35:15.840 --> 0:35:17.279 But then you'd be like, oh, can I try some 0:35:17.360 --> 0:35:21.120 of your drink. It's no, it's yuki. You wouldn't like it, yes, sour? 0:35:21.880 --> 0:35:22.080 I know. 0:35:23.280 --> 0:35:25.160 Or did you ever have this experience where you'd have 0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.480 like the politics around your family dining table were next level? 0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:32.680 Oh yeah, I don't even have any memories sitting at 0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:34.920 a kid's table. I'm sure we might have, but I 0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:38.440 don't remember. I really smart, cheery and all of this. 0:35:39.160 --> 0:35:42.560 The head is he not helping Michelle serve and cook? 0:35:42.600 --> 0:35:43.759 And Dad's the wine guy. 0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:47.120 So Dad does drinks for everyone all the weir easiest. 0:35:47.480 --> 0:35:49.279 It's very it all the time. 0:35:49.480 --> 0:35:52.320 But it's free wine. It's it's my family's very traditional. 0:35:52.360 --> 0:35:53.800 The women are in the kitchen, the man are you 0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:54.640 at the table? 0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:56.880 By the way, random thought I just had speaking of 0:35:56.960 --> 0:36:01.319 getting sent free ship. Finally your father fuck yellow Tail. 0:36:01.360 --> 0:36:03.359 I'm gonna save it for our final episode of the year, 0:36:04.400 --> 0:36:07.320 Farkling Yellowtow Cocktails. I know he was asking me for 0:36:07.400 --> 0:36:10.440 your address constantly. Anyway, so we're talking about the politics. 0:36:10.840 --> 0:36:12.799 I'm just saying it sounds like it sounds like your 0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:15.000 mom is sitting at the kids table because she was 0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:16.959 too frantic serving everyone. 0:36:17.000 --> 0:36:19.000 Corrected by the time she came out with her plate. 0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:21.319 Everyone was almost done, and everyone was at the table, 0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:23.000 and she had nowhere to sit at the kid's table. 0:36:23.120 --> 0:36:25.040 Well, I think someone should be helping her, because I've 0:36:25.080 --> 0:36:28.520 not had that experience. Gets very hands on himself. I'd 0:36:28.640 --> 0:36:30.440 like to say I am too, but I truly am not. 0:36:30.600 --> 0:36:34.040 I'd be hands on. I just don't think I don't 0:36:34.080 --> 0:36:36.240 provide that. Like I'll get up at the table and start. 0:36:36.040 --> 0:36:39.759 Singing, and you know, make a speech about love singing. Yeah, 0:36:40.000 --> 0:36:45.640 oh you would sing? I would you know what I'd sing? Well, 0:36:45.680 --> 0:36:48.320 of course it's Christmas, so there'd be one song that 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:52.200 i'd sing. What my Christmas song? He's very straightforward and 0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:52.920 it's quite simply this. 0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:58.799 Like a Hollo family. You gather around children's table, put 0:36:58.840 --> 0:37:00.680 your drinks down. I sound Donald Trump. 0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:03.239 I don't know why my inflections like this, but I'd 0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:10.960 turn up and I'd go welcome family, Alice, welcome everybody. 0:37:11.280 --> 0:37:13.960 Elis navy j he'snna an awkward Christmas this year? 0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:17.400 That bass? Why, Well, she's got a new gay girlfriend. 0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:20.200 How awkward? I don't know. But she's got kids in 0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:21.600 our ex husband. What's wrong with that? 0:37:21.920 --> 0:37:23.520 Just I'm sure she's nervous. 0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:26.840 By all accounts the the girlfriend is not new and 0:37:26.920 --> 0:37:29.479 the ex husband's very supportive. Yes, that's true. 0:37:29.640 --> 0:37:33.200 They're both drummers, her ex husband and her new girlfriend. 0:37:33.239 --> 0:37:35.680 You're serious. Yeah, there you go. We'll take that back 0:37:35.719 --> 0:37:37.560 and that's going to be having a lovely Christmas. 0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:42.800 Back in you're shockingly you jump in this jarring? 0:37:43.120 --> 0:37:43.600 I need it? 0:37:44.440 --> 0:37:44.960 Is it just me? 0:37:45.320 --> 0:37:46.920 Or a baby showers? Bizarre? 0:37:48.200 --> 0:37:50.399 That's mine. I'm gonna say I didn't put that in there. God, 0:37:50.480 --> 0:37:52.560 that's an old I think I've been to one, Mitchell. 0:37:52.640 --> 0:37:53.000 We haven't. 0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:56.040 We haven't dug in her junk for so long. That's 0:37:56.200 --> 0:38:00.839 that is like I think Hayden had that thought. Now 0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:03.640 I went to one on this weekend, this past weekend. 0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:06.440 Hang on, am I getting this twisted? Or with baby 0:38:06.480 --> 0:38:09.239 showers the sort of thing that the mother might only 0:38:09.320 --> 0:38:12.680 invite women's Yes, how the fuck did you coppen Nimber? 0:38:12.760 --> 0:38:15.640 What was my agent? A baby showers bizarre? Bizarre? 0:38:15.960 --> 0:38:19.160 Yes, because a anyone can fucking go. It doesn't have 0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.799 to just be women. Be no water involved at any 0:38:21.880 --> 0:38:24.399 showering happening that baby's still in the womb. You should 0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:26.160 do it after the baby's born so everyone can get 0:38:26.160 --> 0:38:28.200 photos with it, but it's. 0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:31.280 Too hectic showering her with gifts. 0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:34.920 That's how we's meant to get a bonnet. And then 0:38:34.920 --> 0:38:36.400 you don't know the agenda of the baby. So I go, 0:38:36.520 --> 0:38:38.239 you have gender neutral bonnets, and she kind of went, 0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:41.640 so all bonnets are gender neutral, went, good, point, that's true. 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:43.239 So I got a yellow one with bumblebees on. 0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:44.120 It was so cute. 0:38:44.160 --> 0:38:46.200 It was made of bamboo, so baby's heads get quite 0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:48.440 hot on learnt. So anyway, I bought that. 0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:49.200 It was chip. 0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.040 I rock up and I walk in, you know, and 0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:53.680 I walk in and there's a lot of ladies. I go, God, 0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:55.120 there's a lot of women here, feminine energy. 0:38:55.200 --> 0:38:55.960 This is my dream. 0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:58.320 I see a little toddler, little brat looks at me, 0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:01.759 and she goes, you're not supposed to be here, And 0:39:01.880 --> 0:39:04.680 I said, listen here, So isn't she funny? All the 0:39:04.719 --> 0:39:06.360 mom's laughing. They all dispersed, and I went up to 0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:07.000 her and I went. 0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:08.919 If you want to make it proper day, you won't 0:39:08.960 --> 0:39:11.839 look at me again. That's what I said. You went 0:39:11.880 --> 0:39:13.600 up to her and said you're not supposed to be 0:39:13.640 --> 0:39:15.560 here either. You were a fucking accident. Get out of 0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:18.120 a faith trick thing get lost. I said, I'll get 0:39:18.120 --> 0:39:19.920 the baby shell, then i'll get the head and I 0:39:20.080 --> 0:39:24.879 water board you with it. I love you talk such 0:39:24.920 --> 0:39:27.040 a big game on the podcast, but you would have 0:39:27.040 --> 0:39:28.160 been so nice. 0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:30.879 To do another truth. I'm going to my camera roll. 0:39:31.840 --> 0:39:33.680 Oh my god, you got a fucking selfie with her. 0:39:33.840 --> 0:39:34.520 She's so cute. 0:39:35.440 --> 0:39:38.359 She's so cute in that moment with their party. That thought, 0:39:38.400 --> 0:39:40.439 I'm gonna be making jokes about water boarding this bitch. 0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.479 No I no, No, I didn't. 0:39:43.520 --> 0:39:45.839 I didn't, but the fucking spread was good anyway. Then 0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:47.480 an auntie comes up to me and she goes, are 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:48.520 you allowed. 0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:48.799 To be here? 0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:52.279 And I went, yes, I have awful, awful, anal sex 0:39:52.360 --> 0:39:54.160 that you'd be terrified at. So that's why I'm allowed 0:39:54.160 --> 0:39:55.239 to be here, Nancy. 0:39:56.880 --> 0:39:58.839 Because I'm gay, talking a big game. I'm gay. 0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:03.320 I have anal sex. No, I mean FaceTime you tomorrow. 0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:04.200 It's Friday's my day. 0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:09.000 Friday is actually my day. Ye okay, it's pencil to 0:40:09.080 --> 0:40:14.359 him so to speak. When no, when did I ask, Oh, sorry, 0:40:14.400 --> 0:40:17.800 I thought you were probing Friday. 0:40:20.040 --> 0:40:23.560 Okay, I'll do one more time for is it just me? 0:40:23.960 --> 0:40:26.600 Or is it about fucking time? We had power points 0:40:26.640 --> 0:40:28.239 on planes, yeah we. 0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:32.320 Do now, yes, not the fucking Virgin Airlines flights that 0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:34.680 I take to get in a state from my shows. No, 0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:36.960 not domestically, but internationally. They've got plugs. 0:40:39.640 --> 0:40:41.759 No, they've got they've got like it depends who you 0:40:41.800 --> 0:40:44.680 fly with. Emirates the fancy one to do. I can't 0:40:44.719 --> 0:40:47.960 afford that, nor could I. But the fan think, where 0:40:48.000 --> 0:40:50.279 did we fly with the the she had? 0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:58.200 I always get confused, Emirates, that's to you. I know, 0:40:58.280 --> 0:40:58.800 it's funny. 0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.880 And the CEO to Emirates listening, yes, because they sponsored 0:41:01.920 --> 0:41:05.360 my show and I said, congratulations, you're being flown eddiod not. 0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:06.320 Good, and it was Emirates. 0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:06.400 No. 0:41:06.400 --> 0:41:07.840 I don't think I've ever been on a plane that 0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:11.480 just has a flat out PowerPoint, which is very tricky 0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:14.160 because I often use the flight time to edit this 0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:17.520 fucking podcast and the laptop goes flat real quick with 0:41:17.600 --> 0:41:20.319 that editing software. Jenny, you know, I know totally, yep. 0:41:20.480 --> 0:41:22.440 I can imagine. And even if they have the USB port, 0:41:22.600 --> 0:41:23.640 that's not going to work for a Mac. 0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:25.960 Now it's no, no, no, no, no, yeah. 0:41:26.000 --> 0:41:29.000 I just think, come on, dogs, what are they using 0:41:29.080 --> 0:41:31.760 to boil the fucking kettles for the complimentary tea and coffee. 0:41:31.960 --> 0:41:35.040 That's actually power points, no doubt. Chuck with me more, 0:41:35.280 --> 0:41:37.880 give us an extension chord. Yeah, I'm with you. 0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:39.360 You know, it kind of freaks me out that planes 0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:40.920 are run on petrol, like they're just a car. 0:41:41.560 --> 0:41:43.200 It is weird that it's all run on petrol. 0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:47.920 Don't you think, Like my head's like it's flying electricity, magic, 0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:51.040 it's petrol. Frightens me, does it? 0:41:51.400 --> 0:41:55.600 No? I just wanted to add a point. Yeah, okay, 0:41:55.680 --> 0:41:58.799 the powerpoints just things I should change about airlines. It's 0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:00.160 more of the direction I would have gone if I 0:42:00.200 --> 0:42:02.480 didn't put this in the junk, all right, But he's 0:42:02.520 --> 0:42:07.440 just going petrol spooky belongs in the junk. Is it 0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:11.040 just me on the fly? Or oh I get it fly? Yeah, 0:42:12.920 --> 0:42:13.480 we got a jet. 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:16.840 I feel like movies and TV shows set on a 0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:19.000 plane always give it so much more room. 0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:22.479 No, I know, Like I watched Hijack with Idris Elba, 0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:25.399 and I'm like, there are five people sitting in that run. 0:42:26.040 --> 0:42:27.680 I try to go to the bathroom on a jet 0:42:27.760 --> 0:42:29.880 Star flight, No, I fucking get eaten out by Nancy 0:42:29.920 --> 0:42:33.279 in twelve CE. Imagine trying to actually film someone on 0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:36.520 a normal Virgin Airline flight, a domestic one, like trying 0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:39.160 to film that. It'd be the fattest close up, Like 0:42:39.280 --> 0:42:41.400 you could get a camera behind any of those sheets. 0:42:41.440 --> 0:42:42.279 That's such a good point. 0:42:42.320 --> 0:42:44.400 The show would be terrible. It'd be everyone's nostrul and 0:42:44.440 --> 0:42:44.759 then all that. 0:42:44.840 --> 0:42:46.759 It take would be dickhead sitting in front of it 0:42:46.880 --> 0:42:49.800 to recline his chairing up. You've blocked the shot totally. 0:42:51.440 --> 0:42:52.759 I'm with you, all right. 0:42:52.800 --> 0:42:56.640 Bring powerpoints to planes. Yeah, I can't believe they haven't 0:42:56.640 --> 0:42:59.200 thought of it yet. All these genius ideas that I 0:42:59.280 --> 0:43:03.400 think of, Like we came up in the shoelace belts, 0:43:03.760 --> 0:43:06.640 all of it. Powerpoints on planes. Now everyone's going to 0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:09.040 say to me, no, they have them, bullshit. No, for 0:43:09.160 --> 0:43:11.319 once I'm on the front foot, is that a thing? 0:43:11.440 --> 0:43:12.080 That's not a thing? 0:43:12.320 --> 0:43:12.640 What is it? 0:43:12.880 --> 0:43:15.839 Backfoot? No? No, No, that doesn't sound right. 0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:18.360 For once I'm on the front backburner. 0:43:19.120 --> 0:43:21.080 No, Because if I'm on the front foot, I mean 0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:23.040 like I'm getting early. I thought of it before every 0:43:23.080 --> 0:43:26.400 other dickhead. Yeah, you're on the front foot. What's the 0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:27.640 front foot? What's the back foot? 0:43:27.840 --> 0:43:28.760 There's no backfoot? 0:43:28.840 --> 0:43:29.040 Thank you. 0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:33.520 Yeah, because we're not horses. We've just got front feet. True. 0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:34.319 That's a good point. 0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:36.000 Ye see. 0:43:36.120 --> 0:43:39.600 Also goes back to the ham four full leggs one hand. 0:43:40.280 --> 0:43:43.400 I think I've seen that porn. What do you reckon? 0:43:43.520 --> 0:43:45.799 Makes the green eggs? Green in green eggs in hand? 0:43:45.880 --> 0:43:46.160 You know what? 0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:48.279 It's a good point. It is Wonka World, isn't it? 0:43:48.719 --> 0:44:00.560 Eh? What's Wonker World? Let's roll dhal dal It's funny, 0:44:00.760 --> 0:44:06.560 roll dal dahl. That's rolled darhl. Honey. Sorry, I'm on 0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:08.800 the shitter and I'm out of i ll dh. 0:44:14.080 --> 0:44:17.759 Is it just me? The rude shocks of young adults? Food? 0:44:18.440 --> 0:44:18.799 All right? 0:44:18.880 --> 0:44:23.400 Are we ready to get the results of our eBay listings? 0:44:23.440 --> 0:44:24.200 Mitchell and Jenna? 0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:25.359 Our auction off? 0:44:25.680 --> 0:44:26.319 Our auction off? 0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:27.000 Yeah, it kind of. 0:44:27.040 --> 0:44:29.239 It wasn't a competition. That's not why we did it 0:44:29.280 --> 0:44:29.959 in the first place. 0:44:30.040 --> 0:44:32.680 Speak for yourself, dickhead words in my mouth? 0:44:32.760 --> 0:44:33.960 Fine, okay, it was a competition. 0:44:34.040 --> 0:44:37.040 I was determined to destroy you. Yeah, because we put 0:44:37.080 --> 0:44:40.120 our pots up on eBay, the results of our pottery 0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.640 class during hobby hunt. They right here in front of me. Correct, 0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:45.480 they won't be here for much longer, no cautions them off? Yes, 0:44:45.600 --> 0:44:49.280 and the auction has ended, so we have well two winners, 0:44:49.320 --> 0:44:52.160 I suppose correct, not much for prize, but they also 0:44:52.239 --> 0:44:54.880 get the joy of donating the money they spent to 0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:59.000 a charity. We're not profiting off correct correct pots charity. 0:44:59.120 --> 0:45:00.920 All the money that they spend will be donated to 0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:04.000 a charity of their choosing. So should we find out 0:45:04.080 --> 0:45:06.440 who came in as runner up? Runner up? 0:45:06.840 --> 0:45:08.839 Like as in the they didn't didn't go for as 0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:10.960 much because they both saw which is the ship? 0:45:11.040 --> 0:45:11.560 Pop? No? 0:45:11.760 --> 0:45:13.719 No, no, no, Well one's a pot, one is a mug. 0:45:13.840 --> 0:45:15.840 So they're very different items, very different uses. 0:45:16.480 --> 0:45:18.040 It's still bold calling the mug. 0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:20.800 I reckon, I reckon. We just call this person and 0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:24.799 they can tell us whose mug because it you don't 0:45:24.880 --> 0:45:25.520 told me anything. 0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:28.200 I don't know who won or what the amount is. 0:45:28.280 --> 0:45:29.279 That all, let's call our. 0:45:29.239 --> 0:45:31.680 First idiot and congratulate them on the wind that they 0:45:31.719 --> 0:45:34.440 can tell us exactly okay, what they did on do 0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:38.600 you even know the This is Jennifer. We're calling Perth. Okay, Hello, 0:45:39.040 --> 0:45:40.719 Hi Jennifer, welcome. 0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:43.480 To the show. Hi, Hello Jennifer. 0:45:43.880 --> 0:45:48.160 Hi, Now Jennifer, you congratulations. We can rule the ig 0:45:48.200 --> 0:45:51.279 of mallet, which is blue, pink and yellow, and we 0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:52.760 can say that you have won the auction. 0:45:53.160 --> 0:45:56.000 Congratulations, well done, thank you. 0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:57.040 Highlight of my year. 0:45:58.719 --> 0:45:59.720 It's very exciting. 0:46:00.360 --> 0:46:03.160 So why Mitch doesn't know? I do, of course, But 0:46:03.280 --> 0:46:06.640 why don't you tell Mitch what you purchased? Will first 0:46:06.680 --> 0:46:09.200 tell me the price? Oh yeah, okay, well I can 0:46:09.280 --> 0:46:11.040 say I've got the price in front of me, Jennifer. 0:46:12.480 --> 0:46:16.600 This item at auction sold for history making two hundred 0:46:16.600 --> 0:46:20.400 and two dollars and fifty cents. Oh what did you 0:46:20.560 --> 0:46:21.400 bid on, Jennifer? 0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:23.840 I bid on. 0:46:27.040 --> 0:46:31.600 Trees, little shute miniature cups. 0:46:32.120 --> 0:46:35.680 Well, so that means, sorry not to get distracted, but 0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:38.200 I am taking from that that I won. Yeah, you 0:46:38.280 --> 0:46:40.920 don't know how much by though. Well there you go, Jennifer. 0:46:41.000 --> 0:46:43.680 You've got this gorgeous little Remnickican looking thing. We'll send 0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:44.960 that off to Jennifer. 0:46:46.160 --> 0:46:47.720 Well done. Do you drink coffee? 0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:50.120 I do. I'm actually a barista. 0:46:50.800 --> 0:46:54.600 Oh my god, this is please, this is my good 0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:57.240 that you actually should that would be adorable, because barista's 0:46:57.320 --> 0:46:59.120 no like for a good latte or a cap. 0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:01.520 You don't actually need that much frof milk, and this 0:47:01.680 --> 0:47:04.000 is perfect for a double shot. And then some steamed milk. 0:47:04.719 --> 0:47:06.800 Definitely, like a little long mac or something. 0:47:06.880 --> 0:47:09.120 Yeah, I can pick a lot more baby China. No, 0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:12.040 it's not, it's small. 0:47:13.040 --> 0:47:15.960 Jennifer, firstly, thank you for bidding. That's out of the kind. 0:47:16.719 --> 0:47:19.560 Are you feeling a little bit ripped off? Like two 0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:22.240 hundred bucks? Yes, it's going to charity, but two hundred bucks. 0:47:22.080 --> 0:47:24.160 For this really well. 0:47:24.320 --> 0:47:26.600 I started the bidding when it was at like, I 0:47:26.680 --> 0:47:29.000 think one sixty, and I was like, yeah, that should 0:47:29.040 --> 0:47:31.880 be fine, and then it got out of pans and. 0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:34.080 Then you were like, motherfuckers, they keep out bidding me. 0:47:34.200 --> 0:47:35.560 I want it now, I know. 0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:37.719 I was like, well, I'm already in it, so. 0:47:39.680 --> 0:47:40.080 Dig dead. 0:47:40.080 --> 0:47:41.680 Well you did win two hundred and two dollars and 0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:42.319 fifty cents. 0:47:42.440 --> 0:47:43.640 That's amazing. That is wild. 0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:46.600 Well, Jennifer, we want to know where and what charity 0:47:46.640 --> 0:47:48.040 do you want this cash to go to, because we 0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:49.839 will donate it on your behalf and your name. 0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:54.120 Yes, so it's going to the Transfolk of w A. 0:47:54.880 --> 0:47:56.799 Oh love that so much. 0:47:57.200 --> 0:47:57.880 That's amazing. 0:47:58.160 --> 0:48:03.200 Good trans Folk of w A s. Yeah, translutly beautiful. 0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:04.280 That's a worthy cause. 0:48:04.360 --> 0:48:09.439 It's very worthy. It should be like t fo w A. Yeah, 0:48:09.520 --> 0:48:10.560 it's still a bit worthy. 0:48:10.640 --> 0:48:11.200 But that's fine. 0:48:11.360 --> 0:48:12.919 I said worthy, Dylan, It's all right. 0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:16.000 It's not worthy, it's beautiful. 0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:21.120 Congratulations, we'll donate that money a peer support service for 0:48:21.200 --> 0:48:24.440 transgender people and their loved ones in Western Australia. I 0:48:24.600 --> 0:48:27.480 love that. I love it. Two hundred bucks, although we're 0:48:27.600 --> 0:48:28.560 usually round up. 0:48:29.000 --> 0:48:30.800 Yeah, well, I say we just match it. 0:48:30.920 --> 0:48:32.080 Mitch, you have. 0:48:33.640 --> 0:48:37.600 Transfer w Yeah, four hundred and five dollars. Well that's 0:48:37.600 --> 0:48:38.280 a nice number. 0:48:38.440 --> 0:48:40.719 Yeah, you'll do that mess in your head. Yeah, well 0:48:40.840 --> 0:48:42.280 it's two hundred and two fifty doubles. 0:48:42.600 --> 0:48:49.080 That kind of hot, Jennifer, you agree, I agree? Yeah, okay, 0:48:50.000 --> 0:48:54.080 four hundred and five. Go to the transfer. Jennifer. 0:48:54.200 --> 0:48:56.240 We love you. We'll send your We've got a bubble 0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:59.120 wrapper so delicate. I've got leftover bubble rap from the 0:48:59.200 --> 0:49:01.359 mug Bember things that. Don't worry. I'll take good care 0:49:01.400 --> 0:49:01.560 of this. 0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:04.360 Yes, thank you so much. I'm so excited. 0:49:04.560 --> 0:49:06.600 All right, thanks for listening, Thank you for coming on 0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:06.919 the show. 0:49:06.960 --> 0:49:07.760 Is and she's a sweetheart. 0:49:08.960 --> 0:49:11.080 Oh my god, let's now call yes. 0:49:11.560 --> 0:49:14.160 My mind that it went for that much crazy, Like 0:49:14.200 --> 0:49:16.120 if it weren't for the charity element, I would feel bad. 0:49:16.120 --> 0:49:18.400 Because I'm like, it's not worth that much. Well it's not. 0:49:18.520 --> 0:49:20.160 But also you know we made it, we touched it. 0:49:20.320 --> 0:49:22.120 Our fingerprints are in this. You get our DNA? Is 0:49:22.120 --> 0:49:23.240 you got kindness in five. 0:49:23.120 --> 0:49:23.640 To ten years? 0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:25.239 I don't think you get your DNA in there? 0:49:25.400 --> 0:49:25.960 I think you did. 0:49:26.200 --> 0:49:28.920 All Right, we're now calling Laney. This is going to 0:49:29.000 --> 0:49:32.240 the Hunter Valley. Now, not the band, the hip hop group, Laney, 0:49:32.600 --> 0:49:35.279 this is Laney in a Hunter Valley. 0:49:35.320 --> 0:49:40.600 Hello, Hi guys, Hello, lay listen. I've done the maths 0:49:40.800 --> 0:49:46.239 and I've figured out that you won my pottery I did. 0:49:46.560 --> 0:49:47.879 Are you lucky bit? 0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:50.800 Well done? Laney, well done, it's stunning. 0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:56.040 Yeah, I did be on both. Oh it just so 0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:58.840 happened that I won. Tombs's got it. 0:49:58.920 --> 0:50:00.719 So it's not that it was the ride a Mitch, 0:50:00.800 --> 0:50:02.840 it was just it was luck Well, it's because the 0:50:02.880 --> 0:50:05.560 bids were getting out of hend the price was going 0:50:05.680 --> 0:50:07.560 up and up, And she goes, well, I can't be 0:50:07.640 --> 0:50:09.640 stupid in my both. But if I'm gonna put money 0:50:09.640 --> 0:50:12.879 towards any of them, the obvious choice. If Mitchell Comb says, 0:50:12.960 --> 0:50:14.120 I get it, Laney, I'll get it. 0:50:14.239 --> 0:50:15.120 Laney, You've done well. 0:50:15.360 --> 0:50:16.040 It's gorgeous. 0:50:16.120 --> 0:50:20.360 Officially bidding is closed, and we can reveal that the 0:50:20.440 --> 0:50:24.920 price Mitch's handmade bowl from hobby Hunt sold for was 0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:26.480 close to the mug. 0:50:26.680 --> 0:50:30.279 Two hundred and fifteen dollars. Oh well that was closed, wow, 0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:33.960 Harry close. Oh well, oh thank you, Laney. That's gorgeous. 0:50:34.840 --> 0:50:38.480 No, my pleasure. I was actually quite surprised to have 0:50:38.680 --> 0:50:42.000 won it, because the day before the auction finished, I 0:50:42.080 --> 0:50:45.000 lost my phone and then I was at work all day. 0:50:45.080 --> 0:50:46.560 So it was only when I got home at ten 0:50:46.719 --> 0:50:48.719 thirty at nine and checked my emails and saw that 0:50:48.800 --> 0:50:49.279 I'd won it. 0:50:49.440 --> 0:50:53.560 So did you have the auto bid thing set up? 0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:57.359 I think I had a maximum bit of I think 0:50:57.440 --> 0:51:01.960 two hundred and forty dollars, but because nobody the next one, yeah, 0:51:01.960 --> 0:51:04.880 it was that, yeah, finished at fifteen. 0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:08.480 I'm we're going to get some idiot dummy bitters. But yeah, 0:51:08.600 --> 0:51:11.000 oh good, wow, two hundred and fifteen. That was really 0:51:11.040 --> 0:51:13.080 close to me. You made it sound like I flogged 0:51:13.120 --> 0:51:15.240 you landslide. No, no is, it was very close. 0:51:15.600 --> 0:51:17.759 You know, yours is You've got more uses for yours. 0:51:17.840 --> 0:51:19.719 Mine's just a little piccolo. Or yeah, as far as 0:51:19.840 --> 0:51:22.960 bang for your butt goes, Laney, there's more clay involved 0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:25.160 with mine, so you're actually getting more if you ever 0:51:25.200 --> 0:51:27.680 wanted to melt it down. True, Mitch broke his on 0:51:27.719 --> 0:51:29.719 the pottery wheel, and he's left with this little child. 0:51:30.280 --> 0:51:33.160 Do you remember Slovenia came over and just you Ghana 0:51:33.440 --> 0:51:35.680 aggressively come over and through the excess clay, you just 0:51:35.760 --> 0:51:37.680 molded it back to something for me. She's so fed 0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:39.399 up when I went. 0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:41.640 To pin of trying so hard to explain to you 0:51:41.800 --> 0:51:44.440 in very clear detail how to fix it, and she goes, 0:51:44.480 --> 0:51:46.080 oh fuck this, it's begon repair. I've got to get 0:51:46.120 --> 0:51:48.839 in there. It's as much Ghana as cub. 0:51:49.880 --> 0:51:50.560 She threw the clay. 0:51:50.600 --> 0:51:52.759 It was awful. All right. What charity do you want 0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:53.640 to donate to, Laney? 0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:58.360 I'd like to donate the money to the Westpac Westcue helicopter. 0:51:58.960 --> 0:52:01.560 You heat so really your work, Yeah totally. 0:52:01.880 --> 0:52:04.600 Oh that's amazing. It's a Westpac Rescue chop. Are beautiful, 0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:05.279 let's do that. 0:52:05.400 --> 0:52:05.840 I love that. 0:52:06.400 --> 0:52:06.600 Well. 0:52:06.960 --> 0:52:09.760 I hope the Westpac Rescue chop it changes its colors 0:52:09.800 --> 0:52:11.840 to yellow, blue, and pink to celebrate. 0:52:11.880 --> 0:52:14.479 They're getting pretty close. What are they? They're red and white, 0:52:14.480 --> 0:52:15.319 aren't they? Oh? 0:52:15.400 --> 0:52:15.560 Yeah? 0:52:15.640 --> 0:52:18.400 Yellow? They yellow and Oh, they just let the chop 0:52:18.480 --> 0:52:19.560 a fade in the sun for a bit. 0:52:19.760 --> 0:52:21.880 It'll be yeah, true, or if it fell into the ocean, 0:52:22.239 --> 0:52:26.359 that would be our colors and came out of course. Well, congratulations, Laney, 0:52:26.400 --> 0:52:28.840 will donate that on your behalf and we can announce 0:52:28.880 --> 0:52:30.080 that we will match the donation. 0:52:31.440 --> 0:52:32.280 Oh that's awesome. 0:52:32.480 --> 0:52:34.319 I was going to say we matched the last person 0:52:34.360 --> 0:52:35.080 are we doing the same, but. 0:52:36.560 --> 0:52:38.360 Has made the call, So two point fifteen that'll be 0:52:38.440 --> 0:52:39.360 matched to four thirty. 0:52:41.120 --> 0:52:43.080 I was in the middle of typing it into the 0:52:43.160 --> 0:52:47.040 calculator and Google, look me, we have our model. Good 0:52:47.120 --> 0:52:50.439 looks all right, Laney, thank you for buying. We'll post 0:52:50.480 --> 0:52:53.680 that out to your stat Thanks Laney, no worries, Thank 0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:55.960 you so much. Hey Hunter Valley. By the way, can 0:52:56.040 --> 0:52:58.520 I ask that's not far from Newcastle? You're going to 0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:03.480 be coming to my Newcastle comedyation next there, good girl. 0:53:03.600 --> 0:53:05.840 I'll make sure that I'll let you know when the 0:53:05.880 --> 0:53:07.719 tickets are unsale. They're not yet. That might even be 0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:09.719 one that I go to. I've a little winery troop. 0:53:10.239 --> 0:53:12.440 I was going to say, Laney, bring the bowl and 0:53:12.480 --> 0:53:15.040 I'll sign it, but I've already done that. I'll sign 0:53:15.080 --> 0:53:22.040 it again, somewhere else. Sign it, lady. The silence is definite. Yeah, no, 0:53:22.880 --> 0:53:23.800 it's all right, Landy. 0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:25.759 Great to have you. She's being picked up. We've organized that. 0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:27.920 The helicopter is here to take her back. 0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:31.080 See your lady, see you lady, Thank you, Darla. Yeah, 0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:35.279 see you lady. Oh this sexually so sweet? I love it. 0:53:36.600 --> 0:53:40.480 There she goes she forgot a wallet. Sorry, Landey, I'll 0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:42.680 throw it up. Yeah it was so sweet. I did 0:53:42.800 --> 0:53:47.160 love me, No, we did. That was beautiful and wholesome, sweetheart. 0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:49.720 Can we sell next on epak? 0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:52.399 I'm over selling mid Your fingers are dry and chat 0:53:52.480 --> 0:53:54.080 from posting labeling stickers. 0:53:54.600 --> 0:53:56.319 That was a new thing. That that's on the same 0:53:56.480 --> 0:53:59.160 level as you having done one Ukulelean two mugs. You 0:53:59.200 --> 0:54:02.840 haven't even packed your No. I also my ebab also 0:54:02.920 --> 0:54:06.719 that you cal said Jenna sent Oh my god, actually no, 0:54:06.840 --> 0:54:09.120 do you know what happened? I remember I left it 0:54:09.239 --> 0:54:11.359 to you to send, and then you delegated to Jenna, 0:54:11.400 --> 0:54:15.879 and Jenna delegated to the receptions. I was like, wow, yeah, 0:54:16.480 --> 0:54:18.279 I really should have done it myself. You should have. 0:54:19.160 --> 0:54:21.000 I've got their addresses on Ebayil'll send them to you 0:54:21.400 --> 0:54:25.120 for fuck's sake. Thank you? Also, is it just me 0:54:25.200 --> 0:54:25.440 on the fly? 0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:27.120 Is eBay done? It's had its moment? 0:54:27.320 --> 0:54:28.040 Yeah, I agree. 0:54:28.160 --> 0:54:30.880 We did have a chat before we put these pots 0:54:30.960 --> 0:54:33.880 up for sale. Should we list them elsewhere? But we 0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:35.680 justn't never landed on anything, and we went ahead with eBay. 0:54:35.719 --> 0:54:36.920 Is there anywhere else? I don't know. 0:54:36.960 --> 0:54:38.480 I hate to be annoying, but out of that two 0:54:38.560 --> 0:54:40.520 hundred and two and the two fifteen, we lose so 0:54:40.680 --> 0:54:43.160 much to eBay fees. It's like twenty percent. eBay just 0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:46.719 takes the money wild. You could do deepop, but then 0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:47.960 there's deepop fees as well. 0:54:48.160 --> 0:54:51.080 Yeah. I actually don't know what you do. Can you 0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:56.000 beat on Facebook? Marketplace? You can't? Gum tree? We should feed, 0:54:56.080 --> 0:54:57.919 We should just put it in injuring idiots and said, 0:54:58.239 --> 0:55:00.800 for god's sake, just comment what you want, com on 0:55:00.880 --> 0:55:04.479 how much you want. It's not our works, all right, sorry, 0:55:04.560 --> 0:55:07.360 domoated back to email cop the fees. It's fine, charity. 0:55:07.400 --> 0:55:08.600 I agree, Shall we go? 0:55:09.040 --> 0:55:14.120 Yeah? I think thanks listening every We'll catch you on Monday. Yes, 0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:17.240 we wrecked. Oh god, it's my brain's going to fucking 0:55:17.360 --> 0:55:21.160 mush's when we do this again. We'll see you on Monday. 0:55:21.200 --> 0:55:24.560 Idiots love you? Bye bye? Is it just me? 0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:27.280 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:55:27.600 --> 0:55:30.600 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast. 0:55:42.239 --> 0:55:44.600 Welcome to A to D brief. This is our secret segment. 0:55:44.640 --> 0:55:46.800 On the end, we pretend the show's done, but it's not. 0:55:46.920 --> 0:55:48.840 This is getting out of control, this one. This is 0:55:48.920 --> 0:55:51.120 a I actually really love these episodes. 0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:52.400 Very manic. 0:55:53.360 --> 0:55:57.480 Yeah, well I don't feel that manic generally, but I 0:55:57.560 --> 0:55:59.920 can easily be fucking late if everyone else is man 0:56:00.120 --> 0:56:01.680 I'm like, right, I'll join you. Yeah. 0:56:01.840 --> 0:56:03.880 Yeah, I think the menic energy adds. It's nice and 0:56:03.960 --> 0:56:05.800 it's like a Wednesday episode. I think we're allowed to 0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:06.240 be manic. 0:56:06.800 --> 0:56:11.719 Yeah, because we've never been manic on a Monday. Maybe 0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:14.520 if we were guaranteeing what mood we were offering in 0:56:14.600 --> 0:56:16.600 an episode with like manic Monday, and then we come 0:56:16.640 --> 0:56:20.560 in and go, I'm just not feeling Oh that's a that's. 0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:21.799 Like when you talk a big game, you like, come 0:56:21.880 --> 0:56:23.320 over and we'll have some fun, and then it's like 0:56:23.440 --> 0:56:24.120 I just want it. 0:56:24.680 --> 0:56:27.440 Yeah. Spontaneity, it's what it's about. It's all about. What 0:56:27.520 --> 0:56:30.080 could the Wednesday episodes be a mood? Wistful? Wednesday. 0:56:30.640 --> 0:56:31.839 Yeah, the signs could be nice. 0:56:32.960 --> 0:56:34.480 I can't think of anything else beginning with. 0:56:34.600 --> 0:56:40.320 W woe for Wednesday, Windy Wednesday, Wednesday? 0:56:40.920 --> 0:56:44.000 Is that of a silent w Yeah? No, Wretchard is 0:56:44.160 --> 0:56:46.680 w yeah Richard Wednesday? Yeah, yeah, week and Wednesday. 0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:47.480 We've done that. 0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:48.520 Yeah, we did do it. 0:56:48.600 --> 0:56:50.880 I do we Wednesday. We just get Genner in a 0:56:50.920 --> 0:56:53.640 white T shirt and spray with a hose. Every time 0:56:53.719 --> 0:56:55.400 she makes a joke. We spray with a super soaker. 0:56:56.520 --> 0:56:58.239 She won't get any drops on it. Then, if it's 0:56:58.280 --> 0:56:59.440 every time she makes a joke. 0:57:00.080 --> 0:57:03.239 Imagine if Jenna just had a beautiful, beautiful It's true. 0:57:04.280 --> 0:57:06.439 I just want to picture general, like photoshop general type 0:57:06.480 --> 0:57:08.279 this gorgeous wet tit body. 0:57:09.440 --> 0:57:13.080 Just for fun. Some things are okay to stay. Do 0:57:13.280 --> 0:57:17.840 you want that? I just want to photoshop general body 0:57:18.400 --> 0:57:22.000 body on your v I had said, no, no, no, no, 0:57:22.080 --> 0:57:23.919 are you bringing that in for me next time? Next week? 0:57:24.400 --> 0:57:27.680 I have to Actually I can't promise it. Why because 0:57:27.680 --> 0:57:29.680 it's in my My house is packed up. I still 0:57:29.680 --> 0:57:32.640 haven't added two suitcases with mom and dad. It's in 0:57:32.760 --> 0:57:34.680 my like deep storage. Because when I moved back in 0:57:34.880 --> 0:57:37.960 a whole fucking week, when I moved back in. Mom 0:57:37.960 --> 0:57:39.920 and Dad, I said, I'm not going to need VR, 0:57:40.000 --> 0:57:41.400 so I put a deep, deep, deep down with the 0:57:41.480 --> 0:57:42.000 kitchen stuff. 0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:44.160 You've got one hundred and sixty eight hours to look 0:57:44.200 --> 0:57:46.320 for it. I'm sure you know which well. I had 0:57:46.360 --> 0:57:48.080 to google that. I'm not good at maths like like you. Wow, 0:57:48.200 --> 0:57:50.000 I just spent twenty four times seven. I love that 0:57:50.080 --> 0:57:53.240 I got two equations done quickly, and now I'm good 0:57:53.240 --> 0:57:55.480 at math. I just didn't know that you had that 0:57:55.600 --> 0:57:55.800 in you. 0:57:56.000 --> 0:57:57.640 I'm good at addition, but nothing else. 0:57:59.080 --> 0:58:02.480 Oh yeah, right, that was multiple your mom. It was 0:58:02.560 --> 0:58:05.200 only at times too, so I just added them together. 0:58:05.840 --> 0:58:07.760 So what if we were going to match the price 0:58:08.040 --> 0:58:11.760 of the pots, but like not just once, So we're 0:58:11.760 --> 0:58:14.240 going to double it? So times three? 0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:16.760 Oh yeah, that's easy. 0:58:16.920 --> 0:58:17.520 Use triple it. 0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:20.840 Six hundred and seven. 0:58:21.400 --> 0:58:24.240 I can't even remember the starting price. Probably what was 0:58:24.280 --> 0:58:28.280 it again? Two fifty? Okay, I see, I can't tell 0:58:28.280 --> 0:58:29.440 you if you're right it wrong because I don't know. 0:58:30.000 --> 0:58:30.920 I can't figure that out. 0:58:31.200 --> 0:58:34.880 I've already believe you he did a six seven fifty. 0:58:37.480 --> 0:58:41.000 I'm like young Sheldon, not not adult Sheldon. 0:58:41.120 --> 0:58:43.160 Young. No, No, I have the attitude of a kid, 0:58:44.000 --> 0:58:45.520 the emotional intelligence of a toddler. 0:58:46.040 --> 0:58:48.720 I've not seen young Sheldon, but I love making jokes 0:58:48.720 --> 0:58:52.160 about him, and I also love making jokes about Mannie McCann. 0:58:52.280 --> 0:58:56.680 Piety. Yes, yes, no, You've just got a very small 0:58:56.840 --> 0:58:59.640 pool of go to references. It gets cleaned out every 0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:00.600 few min that's the pool. 0:59:00.840 --> 0:59:03.880 The reason the reason that I use Maddie mccannon this 0:59:03.960 --> 0:59:06.120 week is because someone said I make jokes about it 0:59:06.120 --> 0:59:06.600 every week, so. 0:59:06.600 --> 0:59:11.080 Now I'm going to Yeah. No, it was something i'd noticed, 0:59:11.160 --> 0:59:13.040 not enough to bring up, but I'm like, God, that's 0:59:13.320 --> 0:59:15.240 got to be at least the fourth time he's mentioned 0:59:15.240 --> 0:59:16.160 Maddie mccannon. 0:59:16.360 --> 0:59:19.080 No more than four, you reckon, Yeah, I definitely, Well 0:59:19.160 --> 0:59:21.520 who cares? I mean, I care find her, but you 0:59:21.560 --> 0:59:22.560 don't care about Maddie. 0:59:23.760 --> 0:59:25.680 That's the most Imagine if that was the please you 0:59:25.760 --> 0:59:28.440 can no, no, but that was just such that that 0:59:28.560 --> 0:59:30.080 was the weakest find to find her. 0:59:30.520 --> 0:59:33.680 Imagine if they found her and it was like, oh 0:59:33.800 --> 0:59:37.800 my god, breaking news, it's a fucking miracle. Maddie McCann 0:59:38.400 --> 0:59:40.840 has been found. And then she does an exclusive sixty 0:59:40.880 --> 0:59:43.320 minutes sit down into you and they go, Maddie, what happened? 0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:49.040 And she goes, someone told me to get lost, fucking 0:59:49.080 --> 0:59:54.000 show them, didn't I now I'm a celebrity. My sister 0:59:54.000 --> 0:59:56.919 told me to get lost at the Pridlege Crash Mirror 0:59:57.000 --> 1:00:01.400 Kids Club, at the Pridlege ball pit. At the she 1:00:01.520 --> 1:00:04.400 got me a Pridal loser and I said, you're a bitch. 1:00:04.880 --> 1:00:07.840 So she said get loss, So so I did. I got. 1:00:08.840 --> 1:00:13.000 I lived in the mountains for about twelve years. Awful. 1:00:13.040 --> 1:00:17.800 How long has it been, Madeleine. I've watched many a 1:00:17.840 --> 1:00:20.880 docco on it. I think they have solved it, but 1:00:20.960 --> 1:00:22.360 I just don't think is the part of you that's 1:00:22.360 --> 1:00:24.200 a little bit obsessed. Not in a judgmental way, because 1:00:24.200 --> 1:00:25.480 I'm oddly upseessed with Titanic. 1:00:25.720 --> 1:00:27.720 No, I'm oddly obsessed with Missing Like I love the 1:00:27.800 --> 1:00:30.920 John Bone, Ramsey Caves, I love Maddie McCann, I love 1:00:31.000 --> 1:00:32.080 Gypsy Road Blanchard. 1:00:32.240 --> 1:00:33.360 Oh I'm obsessed with that. 1:00:33.560 --> 1:00:33.760 Yeah. 1:00:35.040 --> 1:00:37.560 She disappeared on the third of May two thousand and seven. 1:00:38.680 --> 1:00:43.080 Fuck years. I was catching up with one of my 1:00:43.120 --> 1:00:45.760 cousins recently. She was telling me that her four or 1:00:45.800 --> 1:00:49.760 five year old is obsessed with Titanic, and I said, oh, yeah, 1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:50.880 your boy's going to be gay. 1:00:51.040 --> 1:00:51.720 Yeah, totally. 1:00:52.040 --> 1:00:53.959 I know you shouldn't say that about someone who's literally 1:00:54.040 --> 1:00:55.600 not even in kindergarten, but it's going to be gay. 1:00:55.680 --> 1:00:56.080 Oh yeah. 1:00:56.520 --> 1:00:59.000 It's the biggest red flag. When they're young, they're upsessed 1:00:59.000 --> 1:01:00.000 with Titanic, they're going to be. 1:01:00.200 --> 1:01:03.800 I remember growing up my best friend he was obsessed 1:01:03.840 --> 1:01:05.880 with cruisers and then Titanic. 1:01:06.160 --> 1:01:08.360 Yep, and whila, he's gay. 1:01:08.560 --> 1:01:10.880 Yeah. And then she sent me my cousin after I 1:01:10.960 --> 1:01:12.880 told her that a few months ago whatever, she sent 1:01:12.880 --> 1:01:13.960 me a photo the other day and being like, oh 1:01:14.000 --> 1:01:15.760 my god, I think you're right because he did another 1:01:15.840 --> 1:01:20.000 drawing of it or something. He sketched the Titanic, thinking. 1:01:19.880 --> 1:01:23.600 Oh my god, he's gad, he's goad and good for him. 1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:25.440 Did you see that? This is eight years ago, but 1:01:25.480 --> 1:01:28.040 I remember I might have even mentioned it on the podcast, 1:01:28.080 --> 1:01:30.560 but Sarah Harris made a Titanic birthday cake for her son, 1:01:30.600 --> 1:01:33.360 and I was like, gay, gay. I wonder what it 1:01:33.520 --> 1:01:35.800 is is that we love tragedy. It's just very camp 1:01:35.880 --> 1:01:38.520 as well as far as tragedies go. Fucking Titanic is 1:01:38.600 --> 1:01:41.520 very camp. Totally. I was very obsessed with nine to 1:01:41.560 --> 1:01:43.800 eleven as a kid. Oh I went through that face 1:01:44.200 --> 1:01:47.640 I've been. That's not camp though, that's just fucking dark. Yeah, 1:01:47.800 --> 1:01:49.200 that's not gay, that's just where human. 1:01:49.760 --> 1:01:51.880 So Well said, there's a phenomenon where you know, when 1:01:51.880 --> 1:01:54.920 there's the traffic when an accident happens. So this is 1:01:55.120 --> 1:01:58.040 really I mean, Kylie the caller really could have given 1:01:58.080 --> 1:02:01.880 this some gravitas. But when there's a accident, the traffic 1:02:01.960 --> 1:02:05.080 isn't caused by the accident itself. It's caused by people 1:02:05.120 --> 1:02:09.880 stopping to look, take a moment. It's true that when 1:02:09.880 --> 1:02:12.600 you drive past a crash, everyone slows down to look. 1:02:13.360 --> 1:02:15.320 It's not actually caused by the crash. We can all 1:02:15.400 --> 1:02:17.440 work with one less lane, but we're all nosy. 1:02:18.080 --> 1:02:20.600 I don't think that's fucking true. It's true because when 1:02:20.640 --> 1:02:22.880 there's a crash, they close more lanes than need. 1:02:22.960 --> 1:02:23.000 Me. 1:02:23.120 --> 1:02:25.280 I'm like, why the fuck are these witches had three 1:02:25.360 --> 1:02:26.320 lanes away from the actic. 1:02:26.440 --> 1:02:30.640 It's called cranked neck, it's called crank neck theory. Well, 1:02:30.720 --> 1:02:32.440 it's wrong, is your cranky neck to look and it 1:02:32.560 --> 1:02:34.680 causes traffic And if we were all little less nosy, 1:02:34.680 --> 1:02:35.400 we'd all behind soon. 1:02:35.560 --> 1:02:37.680 Well, my bass had to detour the other day because 1:02:37.680 --> 1:02:40.160 there was an accident because there were no lanes left. 1:02:40.160 --> 1:02:44.400 Well, you need to learn to drive. It's the moral 1:02:44.480 --> 1:02:46.960 of that one. And we've tried teaching, tried teaching, and 1:02:47.080 --> 1:02:47.520 we taught you. 1:02:47.600 --> 1:02:49.600 Well, you know that's like you a few times. 1:02:50.080 --> 1:02:52.720 Someone asked me the other day why they're l plates 1:02:53.120 --> 1:02:55.320 down the side of your you know those little pockets 1:02:55.360 --> 1:02:58.720 in the door. Yeah, maybe you call them, yeah, doorbeins. Yeah, 1:02:58.960 --> 1:03:01.640 the door bins there. They said, why they're l plates 1:03:01.760 --> 1:03:04.720 on the passenger side, down near the door. And I said, 1:03:04.800 --> 1:03:08.560 because I told Jenna two years ago, yes that. Oh, 1:03:08.680 --> 1:03:11.280 we've done one el plating together. Was at the start 1:03:11.320 --> 1:03:11.680 of this year. 1:03:12.080 --> 1:03:13.520 No, I think it was last year. 1:03:13.640 --> 1:03:15.320 I can't remember when me did the ol planting, but anyway, 1:03:16.200 --> 1:03:18.440 it was like the first episode of the season, probably 1:03:18.520 --> 1:03:20.400 last year. And I said, I'll keep them in the 1:03:20.480 --> 1:03:22.680 car because I'm going to hold you to it. Yeah, 1:03:22.880 --> 1:03:24.680 I'm going to take you l plating. She's not wanted 1:03:24.680 --> 1:03:26.320 to do it ever. No, I've given her a couple 1:03:26.400 --> 1:03:28.000 of lives home and been like, you're sure you don't 1:03:28.000 --> 1:03:29.880 want to drive. She's like, no, not today. 1:03:30.120 --> 1:03:32.400 I felt like it on the day, and then after 1:03:32.480 --> 1:03:34.120 that it was like, I. 1:03:34.120 --> 1:03:35.720 Don't think i'd want to make you drive home from here, 1:03:35.760 --> 1:03:38.840 because that's the bridge that you can't go from the 1:03:38.960 --> 1:03:41.240 quiet streets of Ashfield where we talked you last time 1:03:41.440 --> 1:03:44.200 and the fucking abandoned red roofs to drive three. You 1:03:44.280 --> 1:03:45.560 can't go from that to the other bridge. 1:03:45.720 --> 1:03:47.760 I remember when I was teaching my extra drive because 1:03:47.760 --> 1:03:51.040 I begged and begged terrible. And the point of my 1:03:51.160 --> 1:03:53.400 story is we did a little trips. You got to 1:03:53.400 --> 1:03:55.440 start with little trips, like if you wanted Indian, we'd 1:03:55.520 --> 1:03:58.080 drive to Indian, you know. And we do day driving, 1:03:58.160 --> 1:04:01.080 you wouldn't do night driving. It just became the new 1:04:01.120 --> 1:04:04.000 South Wales Government Roads podcast for tips to when you. 1:04:04.440 --> 1:04:06.000 Go one relatable to me, like I learned to drive 1:04:06.040 --> 1:04:07.360 and fucking bag and gate. I got that down with 1:04:07.400 --> 1:04:09.040 that real quick, totally. Yeah. 1:04:09.160 --> 1:04:10.560 Do you get a different logbook? Like you know how 1:04:10.600 --> 1:04:12.840 we tick hours? Time date? Do you tick onembat killed, 1:04:13.000 --> 1:04:13.640 kangaroo hit? 1:04:14.200 --> 1:04:18.240 No, all those things did happen. Wow, I've never actually 1:04:18.400 --> 1:04:22.800 hit wildlife, but the fucking birds are I couldn't count. 1:04:23.200 --> 1:04:24.400 Did I tell the story about how I hit a 1:04:24.440 --> 1:04:25.520 cook barro on this podcast? 1:04:26.320 --> 1:04:28.160 That doesn't more animal cruelty? 1:04:28.800 --> 1:04:31.480 I didn't. It flew into me. You know those things 1:04:31.520 --> 1:04:34.040 have got a death wish. No, cook a borrough that's strange. 1:04:34.080 --> 1:04:35.720 Yeah, cook a bar I knew it was because I 1:04:35.720 --> 1:04:36.520 had a real beak on it. 1:04:38.560 --> 1:04:41.680 Well, that is unlike any other bird, isn't it. It 1:04:41.760 --> 1:04:43.880 had That's how you distinguished them. It was a big beak. 1:04:43.960 --> 1:04:45.520 I mean it was either that or a cassiwary. 1:04:47.440 --> 1:04:49.400 We think big beaks. I don't think cook a borroughs. 1:04:49.440 --> 1:04:50.400 I think the fucking ibis. 1:04:51.080 --> 1:04:53.120 No, that's not a big beak, that's a hook, that's 1:04:53.160 --> 1:04:53.480 a leg. 1:04:53.800 --> 1:04:54.880 Yeah, what you mean is that ship. 1:04:56.120 --> 1:04:58.040 I'm not going Did you know cassawarries are the most 1:04:58.120 --> 1:04:58.800 dangerous bird? 1:04:58.920 --> 1:04:59.080 Yep? 1:04:59.480 --> 1:04:59.920 They killed it. 1:05:00.240 --> 1:05:02.680 Yeah, their head butt, they throw their neck around, and 1:05:02.680 --> 1:05:04.320 they've got a dinosaur horn on the end of that nogin. 1:05:04.760 --> 1:05:06.000 I fed the mangoes. 1:05:09.840 --> 1:05:11.240 Is that why they're the most dangerous bird? 1:05:12.360 --> 1:05:15.760 Because they're still hunting for that one girl that fed 1:05:15.800 --> 1:05:18.960 the ma mango that was sour in Port Douglas. Did 1:05:19.040 --> 1:05:20.960 you bring the mango? Is this another genus fable? 1:05:22.320 --> 1:05:23.640 What happened? What's the end of the story. 1:05:24.080 --> 1:05:26.600 I just fed it and ate it. You ate it 1:05:26.640 --> 1:05:30.040 in front of them, and then I went on a 1:05:30.080 --> 1:05:30.920 crocodile cruise. 1:05:31.600 --> 1:05:38.120 What the fuck. It's holiday stories that are the most random. 1:05:39.120 --> 1:05:43.360 Were you alone? No? No, did you see crocks? 1:05:43.920 --> 1:05:44.120 Yeah? 1:05:44.440 --> 1:05:46.040 I got to hold up the big fish and it 1:05:46.240 --> 1:05:47.360 snapped it out of my hand. 1:05:47.440 --> 1:05:52.000 Get it out. I've been to Australia Zoo. No, it's nice. 1:05:53.160 --> 1:05:55.920 I've seen Terry em Bindi and rob Zoo and properties. 1:05:56.520 --> 1:05:59.160 It's on the zoo near the elephant enclosure. 1:05:58.840 --> 1:05:59.560 They leave at the zoo. 1:06:00.040 --> 1:06:01.919 The houses on the zoo, it's like a suburban house 1:06:02.320 --> 1:06:04.560 in the middle of a fucking zoo that can't be practical, 1:06:04.800 --> 1:06:08.200 Like here are the ancient Egyptian orangutans. Here is a cassowary, 1:06:08.360 --> 1:06:11.200 and here is twelve Magusta Drive. This is where Terry 1:06:11.320 --> 1:06:14.880 Erwin lives. And here is the Bengal tiger. So there's 1:06:14.880 --> 1:06:15.680 a house and. 1:06:15.760 --> 1:06:18.320 They really live at the third Yeah, so they're normal 1:06:18.440 --> 1:06:20.320 houses just in this one house. 1:06:20.480 --> 1:06:22.280 Bindy's got a new bub But if she's trying to 1:06:22.360 --> 1:06:24.000 let it nap, and she's like, Robert, can you make 1:06:24.040 --> 1:06:27.560 that elephant shut the fuck up? Keeps waking the baby. 1:06:27.640 --> 1:06:34.400 There's a Golden Line tamer and monkey in the playroom again. Yeah, No, 1:06:34.600 --> 1:06:35.640 she lives in like America. 1:06:35.680 --> 1:06:36.720 Now, no, she doesn't. 1:06:36.800 --> 1:06:39.680 Yeah, she won America's Dancing with the Stars. Mean she 1:06:39.880 --> 1:06:43.840 lives there. Well, she flew there in between sumbers, back 1:06:43.880 --> 1:06:46.600 to the zoo to nurses before she had a baby. 1:06:47.320 --> 1:06:51.000 Oh sure, or not because it was before she was married. 1:06:51.400 --> 1:06:53.760 The most recent thing I've seen her do was Clebertygogga Box. 1:06:53.800 --> 1:06:56.280 And she was definitely at home, probably not there home. 1:06:56.320 --> 1:06:59.240 They probably got an airbnb, but she was here. You 1:06:59.320 --> 1:06:59.880 reckon yea. 1:07:01.280 --> 1:07:02.880 And Robert has a girlfriend. 1:07:02.920 --> 1:07:07.160 Now, who's this slat? What a loss for gay culture? 1:07:07.240 --> 1:07:10.640 If he was gay, that would have made the news. 1:07:10.760 --> 1:07:13.600 I bet he loves Titanic just saying it was an 1:07:13.600 --> 1:07:14.160 animal guy. 1:07:14.880 --> 1:07:19.000 I wonder if anything natural natural wildlife formag northern. 1:07:19.400 --> 1:07:22.040 All those corpses in the ocean are really bad for 1:07:22.120 --> 1:07:22.720 the orchards. 1:07:22.840 --> 1:07:24.720 Yes, now he'd love Noah's ark. 1:07:25.120 --> 1:07:28.760 Yeah. Do you know get this? That? 1:07:29.360 --> 1:07:32.800 Why is the reason Cat's eyes glow? You know how 1:07:32.880 --> 1:07:34.960 Cat's eyes glow is a real story? Do you know 1:07:35.040 --> 1:07:35.400 the reason? 1:07:35.600 --> 1:07:38.240 I don't even know if that's accurate. Cat's eyes glowing. 1:07:38.320 --> 1:07:40.200 I don't know if that's when you see him in 1:07:40.200 --> 1:07:42.080 the street, their eyes glow. It was in like if 1:07:42.120 --> 1:07:44.000 you shine a light at them that it reflects a 1:07:44.080 --> 1:07:44.880 camera fleshes. 1:07:45.520 --> 1:07:49.800 Okay, that's because in the Bible, on Noah's Ark, the 1:07:50.040 --> 1:07:53.360 devil tried to seek onto the yacht. 1:07:54.600 --> 1:07:57.480 And fucked a cat. And that's the result. 1:07:58.040 --> 1:08:02.280 Because Noah was saying, was there and nos advertising, we 1:08:02.440 --> 1:08:05.000 need two of every animal. We need two of every animal. 1:08:05.040 --> 1:08:07.840 And the devil heard this, and the devil, the devil 1:08:07.920 --> 1:08:11.280 said to him. The devil said to himself, I'm gonna 1:08:11.280 --> 1:08:13.439 get on that boast. So the devil turned himself into 1:08:13.760 --> 1:08:14.439 a cat. 1:08:15.040 --> 1:08:18.960 Anyway, the devil on where the ranger tanks two by two, 1:08:19.400 --> 1:08:23.840 on when the African lines, and then on Waltz, there's 1:08:23.840 --> 1:08:26.800 a cat but its eyes are flashing. 1:08:27.600 --> 1:08:32.520 And Noah goes, shoot, you're the devil, and then it transformed. 1:08:32.560 --> 1:08:34.639 You went you got me. And that's why cat's eyes 1:08:34.680 --> 1:08:36.040 glow because the devil. 1:08:36.240 --> 1:08:37.080 That's the dumbest thing. 1:08:37.280 --> 1:08:39.160 That doesn't make sense, because if he didn't let him 1:08:39.160 --> 1:08:40.479 on the boat in the first place, then how do 1:08:40.560 --> 1:08:44.080 they reproduce. He tried to sneak on, but by your 1:08:44.160 --> 1:08:44.479 rea And. 1:08:44.520 --> 1:08:47.120 That's why cats water, and that's why cats take water. 1:08:47.640 --> 1:08:51.479 That's why cats don't actually hate water at the pens. 1:08:52.560 --> 1:08:55.280 That's why cats take water because hang on, listen, because 1:08:55.320 --> 1:08:58.360 the flood happened, the arc floated and that cat had 1:08:58.360 --> 1:09:01.080 to swim, and that's why catsakes water. It was the devil. 1:09:01.160 --> 1:09:04.679 Yeah, they don't hate water, they hate being submerged in water. 1:09:06.120 --> 1:09:10.640 Same shit. It's true. That's why cat's eyes glow. I 1:09:10.840 --> 1:09:13.800 learned this on a date. Actually, my date told me 1:09:13.880 --> 1:09:16.639 that was very disconcerting. I'm prepared to accept that version 1:09:16.680 --> 1:09:19.599 of the story. That's fascinating, thank you. That's why cats 1:09:19.680 --> 1:09:20.240 have flowing. 1:09:20.400 --> 1:09:23.040 Can you google Jennet White cats have eyes story and 1:09:23.080 --> 1:09:24.639 then tell me what it's called. I'm sure it's called 1:09:24.720 --> 1:09:28.240 like the Bishop's Nose, not read the Bible, but in 1:09:28.360 --> 1:09:30.360 your research field novel, Mitch, I think you need to 1:09:30.400 --> 1:09:31.160 research and read it. 1:09:31.560 --> 1:09:36.200 And Buttros's autobiography My Life. No, it's actually I've read that. 1:09:36.320 --> 1:09:38.320 I told you I've read a lot of autobiographies, didn't I. 1:09:38.720 --> 1:09:40.280 It's called a passionate life. 1:09:40.760 --> 1:09:41.599 Oh my god, there's. 1:09:41.520 --> 1:09:42.160 Nothing about it. 1:09:42.600 --> 1:09:45.719 Shut up, I said, I said, why do cat's eyes glow? 1:09:45.840 --> 1:09:47.679 And it says read the Bible. 1:09:47.720 --> 1:09:49.680 It is stay along with the eyes of many other 1:09:49.760 --> 1:09:50.400 nocturnal eyes. 1:09:50.520 --> 1:09:53.479 Jennet Google Bible after whit a cat's eyes glow Bible story. 1:09:53.640 --> 1:09:55.560 It's some conspiracy theory, isn't it? 1:09:56.439 --> 1:09:56.759 Nothing. 1:09:56.840 --> 1:09:57.800 I'm going to text the guy. 1:09:58.320 --> 1:10:01.400 It just says the Bible is full of fearlines, especially 1:10:01.560 --> 1:10:02.679 lions and leopards. 1:10:03.320 --> 1:10:03.960 There's nothing. 1:10:04.160 --> 1:10:07.240 Well, if Google can't verify, don't worry. Mitch is texting 1:10:07.320 --> 1:10:09.880 the guy. That's all the evidence we need. 1:10:10.160 --> 1:10:17.839 I've even written Noah's Ark Nothing, it's real cat devil Bible, 1:10:18.160 --> 1:10:18.840 Noah's Ark. 1:10:19.200 --> 1:10:22.400 Who are you talking to? Siri? I thought that was 1:10:22.439 --> 1:10:24.160 how you spoke to the guy you dated. I was like, 1:10:24.200 --> 1:10:27.519 excuse me, that was you doing a voice text? Sorry 1:10:27.560 --> 1:10:32.400 he's texting? Sorry, Oh he's texting. Oh I left this out? 1:10:33.280 --> 1:10:33.640 Fuck me. 1:10:33.760 --> 1:10:37.479 The Devil to actually turned into a mouse? What to 1:10:37.640 --> 1:10:40.360 True through the arc? So it's not a cat The 1:10:40.479 --> 1:10:43.040 devil tured The devil turned into a mouse to Truth 1:10:43.120 --> 1:10:45.160 through the ark and Noah through the cat in the 1:10:45.240 --> 1:10:46.840 ocean for hurting an animal because the. 1:10:48.400 --> 1:10:48.920 I get it? 1:10:49.200 --> 1:10:52.560 What's all coming back to me? Yeah? Where does that 1:10:52.640 --> 1:10:54.599 come into it? God, he's really done it in a short, 1:10:54.680 --> 1:10:56.120 succinct way. He should be a podcaster. 1:10:56.680 --> 1:10:59.439 The devil turned into a mouse because he went, I'm 1:10:59.479 --> 1:11:01.240 gonna sneak on this arc and I'm going to fuck 1:11:01.280 --> 1:11:03.160 it up. So he chewed through the wood, and then 1:11:03.200 --> 1:11:05.200 the cat that was there with his cat partner went, 1:11:05.360 --> 1:11:07.720 oh my god, he's gonna he's chewing and killed him. 1:11:08.160 --> 1:11:12.080 He's chewing the wood. And then Noah went, oh, hey, 1:11:12.560 --> 1:11:15.479 don't you kill a mouse that's ungodlike, get off my boat. 1:11:15.560 --> 1:11:17.439 Get off my boat, picks it up by the hind neck, 1:11:17.520 --> 1:11:20.120 throws it into that Baltic sea. So cat's eyes glow 1:11:20.160 --> 1:11:21.759 because they have the devil in them and they're afraid 1:11:21.800 --> 1:11:22.200 of the water. 1:11:22.560 --> 1:11:28.840 That's what he said. Okay, on google about it. Why 1:11:28.920 --> 1:11:31.759 were rats not invited on the boat in the first place? 1:11:32.000 --> 1:11:34.320 Why did he have to chew through? It was two 1:11:34.400 --> 1:11:36.560 of every animal because the rat didn't want because he 1:11:36.640 --> 1:11:38.400 was ever rat, he wanted to sneak on. Yeah, but 1:11:38.600 --> 1:11:40.439 two of every animal. There should have been two rats 1:11:40.479 --> 1:11:43.439 on there anyways, wait invited. That's cruel. 1:11:43.680 --> 1:11:46.559 The Bible does not suggest that any animal missed the arc. 1:11:47.280 --> 1:11:48.439 No, that's not what he's saying. 1:11:49.479 --> 1:11:52.160 He also wants me to shout out developmental language disorder. 1:11:52.160 --> 1:11:54.040 He's a speech pathologist, and he thinks it needs to 1:11:54.080 --> 1:11:58.439 be publicized. Google DLD, please keep that in. It really 1:11:58.520 --> 1:12:01.799 needs some DLD developmental language disorder. 1:12:02.360 --> 1:12:04.160 Right, Okay, there you go, leave that with you all. 1:12:05.040 --> 1:12:06.120 What a nice note to end on. 1:12:07.240 --> 1:12:09.240 Next week on the show, we will be reading out 1:12:09.320 --> 1:12:11.839 more Bible verses incorrection. 1:12:12.080 --> 1:12:14.120 Isn't that such an interesting story? And that's why they glow? 1:12:14.160 --> 1:12:16.080 Because the cat ate the mouse which had the devil 1:12:16.120 --> 1:12:17.599 in it, and then all cats have devil in them? 1:12:17.640 --> 1:12:19.200 Then why doesn't Google say anything? 1:12:19.920 --> 1:12:22.680 Yeah? Where do you pull this shit? Yeah? I hate 1:12:22.720 --> 1:12:25.600 to be I don't know responsible as a broadcaster, But 1:12:25.680 --> 1:12:28.400 what's your source? Oh, we're just joking. I did to 1:12:28.479 --> 1:12:29.080 get that ship. 1:12:29.200 --> 1:12:31.479 Wait so it's a joke. No, no, no, not just 1:12:31.720 --> 1:12:34.760 did he make it up? Then he did? 1:12:35.760 --> 1:12:40.360 I don't know the vidicus. Yeah, they called him lev. 1:12:42.080 --> 1:12:45.599 He didn't like kiss, They didn't you didn't like curse? 1:12:47.760 --> 1:12:49.280 All right, Well, on that note, we probably should go. 1:12:49.400 --> 1:12:52.840 We hope this podcast made you feel at least better today. 1:12:52.920 --> 1:12:56.880 That's all just two percent we do. I reckon this 1:12:57.000 --> 1:12:59.439 episode probably would be a good one to play at 1:12:59.439 --> 1:13:03.040 half speed. We will sound cooked. I agree that mouse story. 1:13:03.760 --> 1:13:05.400 It was a mouse. I knew I was getting it wrong. 1:13:05.560 --> 1:13:06.720 You know when you're telling a story and you know 1:13:06.800 --> 1:13:09.160 you found but I admire that you just fucking back 1:13:09.240 --> 1:13:12.640 it in anyway. Yeah, it's like, I'm gonna be so convincing. 1:13:12.960 --> 1:13:14.640 So what was my story? And that to begin with 1:13:14.760 --> 1:13:16.720 the cat got kicked off for no reason. Then it's 1:13:16.760 --> 1:13:19.000 eyes started going like there was no where did it start? 1:13:19.320 --> 1:13:20.160 The Bible. 1:13:21.360 --> 1:13:22.000 Because the rain. 1:13:23.200 --> 1:13:26.000 I brought up Noah's Ark because the Titanic. 1:13:26.640 --> 1:13:33.960 Yes, Robert Noah's fuck me roller coaster? Yeah, so true. 1:13:34.040 --> 1:13:35.679 All right, we love you, thanks for listening everything. 1:13:35.800 --> 1:13:40.720 Stevid roller Coaster TV. That so he was cute. It 1:13:40.840 --> 1:13:43.360 was just weird. It was a TV show throwing to 1:13:43.439 --> 1:13:46.960 TV shows. Yeah, I never really liked it. Love you idiot. 1:13:47.040 --> 1:13:51.040 Season catch you say by Barak? Is it just me? 1:13:51.640 --> 1:13:53.799 A podcast by a couple of mitches. 1:13:54.120 --> 1:13:57.599 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast app. 1:14:00.080 --> 1:14:03.200 The town is the story in st