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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Post has wrecked. He's done this.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a real life wrecket, Ralph. He's wrecked his floorboards

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<v Speaker 3>by dragging a upright piano. Of of course, beautiful, beautiful bare floorboards.

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<v Speaker 4>Can I say, though I didn't hear if something scratch

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<v Speaker 4>as deep as it's scratched, I can't believe it didn't

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<v Speaker 4>make a sound. Very peculiar, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>But I found that there are there are many senses

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<v Speaker 3>and the eye is there another one the gouge mark.

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<v Speaker 3>There is not a couple of millimeters, it's a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of meters.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, But by at the time I saw it, the

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<v Speaker 4>damage had been done.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not true, told me perhats He noticed it

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<v Speaker 3>and thought, oh well it's damaged.

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<v Speaker 2>Carry on, Maybe it regouns it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, sometimes look at a toe off when he

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<v Speaker 2>scuffered up. You just slam it back now like a.

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<v Speaker 4>Rug, like fixing a different Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly the same.

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<v Speaker 3>So we want to know your story today when you

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<v Speaker 3>become a wrecket. Ralph called us up and say, Chris,

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<v Speaker 3>you and believe what I wrecked? Christian, I stepped on

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<v Speaker 3>the floorboards when the lacquer was not dried properly. The

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<v Speaker 3>soft footprint remained for the years we were in the house.

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<v Speaker 3>A ghost That's great from Lisa Christian. My engineered stone

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<v Speaker 3>black bench top. I used an abrasive cleaner on it,

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<v Speaker 3>which I didn't know would be a problem. It stained

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<v Speaker 3>four years later, this horrible cloudy stain on it s

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<v Speaker 3>Tracy Caaren. Many years ago, I get my two sons

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<v Speaker 3>some jelly to eat whilst me and my husband went

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<v Speaker 3>outside for ten minutes. When we came back, there was

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<v Speaker 3>red jelly stalic tights hanging from the lounger and ceiling.

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<v Speaker 3>They stained the white ceiling. It stayed at that for years.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember another one from the lady who said that

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<v Speaker 4>her kids threw the jelly on the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>We still the static types and left.

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<v Speaker 4>The red marks there. We had a red mark on

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<v Speaker 4>our carpet for about ten years at home because when

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<v Speaker 4>we were teenagers, me and my friends made a beer bomb,

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<v Speaker 4>which is a tube in a funnel, but because we

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't drink beer yet, we drank red cordy all out

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<v Speaker 4>of it and we did it in the living room

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<v Speaker 4>and something had gone on the floor.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's amazing, what a great story. All right, So Christian,

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<v Speaker 3>you want to believe what I erected, Leanne?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you wrecked?

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<v Speaker 5>When I was sorting in my mum bought a steak

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<v Speaker 5>pie I think it was called the five brand. So

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<v Speaker 5>I put it in the oven. It was in a

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<v Speaker 5>tin and I didn't put any holes or anything in it,

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<v Speaker 5>and it exploded in the oven, blew off the oven door,

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<v Speaker 5>broke the light inside and bent the wire.

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<v Speaker 3>There's wrecking stuff, right, A scratch of the floorboard to

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<v Speaker 3>a minor explosion.

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<v Speaker 5>There was pie all over the kitchen, all over the

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<v Speaker 5>roof and the.

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<v Speaker 3>Curtains outside and into the room. Sorry, that is incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>So what was it one of those cans that you're

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<v Speaker 3>meant to open up?

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<v Speaker 2>Then? Obviously?

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<v Speaker 5>Really but I was really young, so I just put

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<v Speaker 5>the whole can in, didn't put any holes or take

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<v Speaker 5>a little off and what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I bet she was all right, Leanne? Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>very much? You call mete all right? No worries, Jody.

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<v Speaker 2>So what's your story for us? Mate?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I accidentally died our whole laundry blue. When I

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<v Speaker 1>was a teenager.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to dye my white jacket blue. So I

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<v Speaker 1>feeled the washing machine, put in my jacket, put in

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<v Speaker 1>the blue dye. I came back and the pipe had

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<v Speaker 1>disconnected from the washing machine and sprayed blue dye all

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<v Speaker 1>over our laundry, the floors and roofs. Everything was blue.

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<v Speaker 2>So how long was it like that? Left to redecorate everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we had to get the insurance company. Your mom

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<v Speaker 1>and dad had to get insurance company in well, six

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<v Speaker 1>years money go into fixing that.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was how many How much time do we

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<v Speaker 3>spend as teenagers dying?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a teenage thing. You don't hasn't grown up start

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<v Speaker 2>dying stuff, do you?

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<v Speaker 4>But I never tried to die straight into the Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think I learned from that time.

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<v Speaker 2>Great story, Alie, so well got wrecked.

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<v Speaker 6>You won't believe my fiance wrecked our toilet by setting

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<v Speaker 6>it on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we are all is what have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 6>So he let a candle in there forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 6>It was in a little metal tin and it got

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<v Speaker 6>so hot it melted through the system. But then because

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<v Speaker 6>it was metal, it was floating in the water in

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<v Speaker 6>the system and just lit the whole toilet on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Bloody, such a thing.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd like to point out he is thirty something and

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<v Speaker 6>this happened a few months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 4>Its way through the porcelain.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh right, yeah, toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>I know our work is never done to the whole

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<v Speaker 3>world as a porcelain one.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. And the best party is that they always say

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<v Speaker 6>that you end up.

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<v Speaker 5>Marrying your parents.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, I'm marrying my father because there's an urban

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<v Speaker 6>legend in my family about the time when my father

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<v Speaker 6>was a child and he broke as a family toilet,

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<v Speaker 6>and my grandfather made him write.

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<v Speaker 5>An essay to explain what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>What Well?

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