Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack Post has wrecked. He's done this.
Speaker 3: He's a real life wrecket, Ralph. He's wrecked his floorboards
Speaker 3: by dragging a upright piano. Of of course, beautiful, beautiful bare floorboards.
Speaker 4: Can I say, though I didn't hear if something scratch
Speaker 4: as deep as it's scratched, I can't believe it didn't
Speaker 4: make a sound. Very peculiar, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But I found that there are there are many senses
Speaker 3: and the eye is there another one the gouge mark.
Speaker 3: There is not a couple of millimeters, it's a couple
Speaker 3: of meters.
Speaker 4: Yes, But by at the time I saw it, the
Speaker 4: damage had been done.
Speaker 3: That is not true, told me perhats He noticed it
Speaker 3: and thought, oh well it's damaged.
Speaker 2: Carry on, Maybe it regouns it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes look at a toe off when he
Speaker 2: scuffered up. You just slam it back now like a.
Speaker 4: Rug, like fixing a different Yes.
Speaker 2: Exactly the same.
Speaker 3: So we want to know your story today when you
Speaker 3: become a wrecket. Ralph called us up and say, Chris,
Speaker 3: you and believe what I wrecked? Christian, I stepped on
Speaker 3: the floorboards when the lacquer was not dried properly. The
Speaker 3: soft footprint remained for the years we were in the house.
Speaker 3: A ghost That's great from Lisa Christian. My engineered stone
Speaker 3: black bench top. I used an abrasive cleaner on it,
Speaker 3: which I didn't know would be a problem. It stained
Speaker 3: four years later, this horrible cloudy stain on it s
Speaker 3: Tracy Caaren. Many years ago, I get my two sons
Speaker 3: some jelly to eat whilst me and my husband went
Speaker 3: outside for ten minutes. When we came back, there was
Speaker 3: red jelly stalic tights hanging from the lounger and ceiling.
Speaker 3: They stained the white ceiling. It stayed at that for years.
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Speaker 4: I remember another one from the lady who said that
Speaker 4: her kids threw the jelly on the roof.
Speaker 2: We still the static types and left.
Speaker 4: The red marks there. We had a red mark on
Speaker 4: our carpet for about ten years at home because when
Speaker 4: we were teenagers, me and my friends made a beer bomb,
Speaker 4: which is a tube in a funnel, but because we
Speaker 4: couldn't drink beer yet, we drank red cordy all out
Speaker 4: of it and we did it in the living room
Speaker 4: and something had gone on the floor.
Speaker 3: Oh that's amazing, what a great story. All right, So Christian,
Speaker 3: you want to believe what I erected, Leanne?
Speaker 2: What have you wrecked?
Speaker 5: When I was sorting in my mum bought a steak
Speaker 5: pie I think it was called the five brand. So
Speaker 5: I put it in the oven. It was in a
Speaker 5: tin and I didn't put any holes or anything in it,
Speaker 5: and it exploded in the oven, blew off the oven door,
Speaker 5: broke the light inside and bent the wire.
Speaker 3: There's wrecking stuff, right, A scratch of the floorboard to
Speaker 3: a minor explosion.
Speaker 5: There was pie all over the kitchen, all over the
Speaker 5: roof and the.
Speaker 3: Curtains outside and into the room. Sorry, that is incredible.
Speaker 3: So what was it one of those cans that you're
Speaker 3: meant to open up?
Speaker 2: Then? Obviously?
Speaker 5: Really but I was really young, so I just put
Speaker 5: the whole can in, didn't put any holes or take
Speaker 5: a little off and what happened?
Speaker 2: No, I bet she was all right, Leanne? Thank you
Speaker 2: very much? You call mete all right? No worries, Jody.
Speaker 2: So what's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 1: Yes, I accidentally died our whole laundry blue. When I
Speaker 1: was a teenager.
Speaker 2: Wow, what happened?
Speaker 1: I wanted to dye my white jacket blue. So I
Speaker 1: feeled the washing machine, put in my jacket, put in
Speaker 1: the blue dye. I came back and the pipe had
Speaker 1: disconnected from the washing machine and sprayed blue dye all
Speaker 1: over our laundry, the floors and roofs. Everything was blue.
Speaker 2: So how long was it like that? Left to redecorate everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had to get the insurance company. Your mom
Speaker 1: and dad had to get insurance company in well, six
Speaker 1: years money go into fixing that.
Speaker 3: When I was how many How much time do we
Speaker 3: spend as teenagers dying?
Speaker 2: It's a teenage thing. You don't hasn't grown up start
Speaker 2: dying stuff, do you?
Speaker 4: But I never tried to die straight into the Washington.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think I learned from that time.
Speaker 2: Great story, Alie, so well got wrecked.
Speaker 6: You won't believe my fiance wrecked our toilet by setting
Speaker 6: it on fire.
Speaker 2: Okay, we are all is what have you got for us?
Speaker 6: So he let a candle in there forgot about it.
Speaker 6: It was in a little metal tin and it got
Speaker 6: so hot it melted through the system. But then because
Speaker 6: it was metal, it was floating in the water in
Speaker 6: the system and just lit the whole toilet on fire.
Speaker 2: Bloody, such a thing.
Speaker 6: I'd like to point out he is thirty something and
Speaker 6: this happened a few months ago.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 4: Its way through the porcelain.
Speaker 2: Fantastic ones.
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, toilet.
Speaker 3: I know our work is never done to the whole
Speaker 3: world as a porcelain one.
Speaker 6: Yeah. And the best party is that they always say
Speaker 6: that you end up.
Speaker 5: Marrying your parents.
Speaker 6: You know, I'm marrying my father because there's an urban
Speaker 6: legend in my family about the time when my father
Speaker 6: was a child and he broke as a family toilet,
Speaker 6: and my grandfather made him write.
Speaker 5: An essay to explain what happened.
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