Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: It is producer Keisha here with you.
Speaker 3: And as most of you are already aware, Laura and
Speaker 3: Britt are away on what we.
Speaker 2: Are calling a break. But I think that we need
Speaker 2: to put this word break in some.
Speaker 3: Little air buddies, because it doesn't really be much of
Speaker 3: a break. COVID had some other plans, but before they
Speaker 3: went on break, we sat down and we recorded a
Speaker 3: whole bunch of content for you guys, and one of
Speaker 3: them is what is going to play for you today?
Speaker 3: It isn't ask Britain Laura anything.
Speaker 2: Episode.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: When I first put this up on our Instagram stories,
Speaker 3: some of the questions that came in were wonderful.
Speaker 2: Some of them were.
Speaker 3: Really great, and I was like, ohy, I'm actually really
Speaker 3: interested to know that as well.
Speaker 2: Some of them were pretty weird.
Speaker 3: And we thought, well, you know what, this podcast, we
Speaker 3: kind of do bear all on it, and so some
Speaker 3: of these questions are about to come up for you.
Speaker 3: I listened back to this episode today and I think,
Speaker 3: you know right now, I'm currently in the Sydney lockdown.
Speaker 3: I know that Victoria I'm backing in an extended lockdown,
Speaker 3: and some new restrictions for places like South Australia. It's
Speaker 3: just all a bit of a blender at the moment,
Speaker 3: but it really gave me a little bit of an escape,
Speaker 3: I guess I would call it, and it gave me
Speaker 3: a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 2: So I hope that today that.
Speaker 3: Can do the exact same thing for you, especially if
Speaker 3: you need it right now. Coming up this Thursday, we
Speaker 3: are taking a trip down memory lane, which means that
Speaker 3: we are revisiting one of our favorite episodes from the past.
Speaker 3: But then on Friday, I have something kind of spicy
Speaker 3: for you guys, something brand new, something that you haven't
Speaker 3: heard before. As most of you would be aware, the
Speaker 3: new season of The Bachelor starts this Wednesday. This is
Speaker 3: the season with pilot Jimmy and Laura and Matt caught
Speaker 3: up with Jimmy last week. Now, firstly, we know that
Speaker 3: not everyone who listens to this podcast loves The Bachelor,
Speaker 3: which is why we didn't want to put it into
Speaker 3: one of our normal episodes. We kind of didn't want to,
Speaker 3: you know, combine the two. So on Fridays, we are
Speaker 3: going to be dropping a brand new batch recap with
Speaker 3: your favorite Bachelor's success story Laura and Maddi j That
Speaker 3: will be dropping in your podcast libraries every Friday for
Speaker 3: the next I think it's like seven weeks. So the
Speaker 3: Bachelor goes for as long as the series goes for,
Speaker 3: is however long they are going to be doing these
Speaker 3: ba recaps. And I know that a whole lot of
Speaker 3: publications do Bachelor recaps, But something that I find really
Speaker 3: interesting when talking to Laura or matt about The Bachelor
Speaker 3: is that they have this whole extended understanding of what
Speaker 3: goes on obviously behind the scenes because they were both
Speaker 3: on the show, but also they understand the language around
Speaker 3: the Bachelor franchise, and that's something that I haven't quite
Speaker 3: been able to understand myself yet.
Speaker 2: So you're probably going to.
Speaker 3: Be getting a little bit of a different perspective. So today,
Speaker 3: brand new episode, ask Laura and britt anything. Thursday, we're
Speaker 3: taking a trip down memory Lane, and Friday, that episode
Speaker 3: the Bachelor recap with Laura and Matty J will be
Speaker 3: dropping in your podcast libraries.
Speaker 2: So let's get what twit.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, and welcome back to you another episode of
Speaker 3: Life un Cut.
Speaker 2: I am producer.
Speaker 3: Keisha, and I'm Wara and I'm Brittany, and we're supposed
Speaker 3: to be on holidays, but psych here we are. They
Speaker 3: thought that they could take a couple of weeks off,
Speaker 3: and they thought that they could get away with actually
Speaker 3: taking some time off. And they said no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: You're like, you still need to pay me, like I
Speaker 3: still need to earn a salary. That's what she said.
Speaker 2: She's like, girls gotta eat, girls gotta eat.
Speaker 1: So here we are. No, we did.
Speaker 2: Look, we did want to take a break, but we
Speaker 2: also we love what we do.
Speaker 1: We've got an issue.
Speaker 4: We don't know how to take time off, so we
Speaker 4: wanted to make sure we at least gave you something.
Speaker 1: We thought.
Speaker 4: We're pretty open on this podcast, but we've never really
Speaker 4: answered questions that you guys have wanted us to answer.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we answer the questions that you guys
Speaker 3: want us to answer every single week on ask on cart.
Speaker 2: However, what it.
Speaker 3: Means is that we're answering the questions that you guys
Speaker 3: have asked specifically about us and specifically non bachelor related. So,
Speaker 3: for example, Brittany, do you like anal sex?
Speaker 1: I can't tell you.
Speaker 3: Actually, so many people are aready not about my specific anal sex, but.
Speaker 2: Not about my specific aus.
Speaker 4: No, a lot of people had some but questions. Producer
Speaker 4: Keisha has put a bunch of questions together. She has
Speaker 4: compiled some of the best someone is most serious and
Speaker 4: some of the funniest, and.
Speaker 2: We haven't really read them.
Speaker 4: She sort of briefed us on a few, and we're like,
Speaker 4: you know what, just hit us, Hit us one on
Speaker 4: the show Hit Us Live.
Speaker 3: We'll just back to the butt questions for one hot second.
Speaker 3: Let's just skim past that. She like me to actually
Speaker 3: reference that particular message because for you guys listening, there
Speaker 3: is a reason that we're joking about anal play. The
Speaker 3: girls are really open about I would say ninety nine
Speaker 3: percent of things. So we put up an Instagram story saying, hey,
Speaker 3: you've got a question for Laura or Britt, send it through.
Speaker 3: And some of the questions were fucking cooked. Some of
Speaker 3: you guys, we thought we were cooked. Oh everything with
Speaker 3: you no holds baths. But this is one thing we're
Speaker 3: going to keep to ourselves.
Speaker 2: And the particular message, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 3: I'm paraphrasing, but it basically said, Hey, I'm interested in
Speaker 3: whether Laura is into anal play or not. Because it's
Speaker 3: been brought up on the podcast a couple of times,
Speaker 3: and Britt seems to point her nose up at it.
Speaker 3: And we are not shaming people who are into anal play,
Speaker 3: because I mean quite frankly, I answer.
Speaker 2: And I like a finger in the bum sometimes, but
Speaker 2: no more. You guys asked for it, and here it is.
Speaker 2: That's the pinky and the stinky, long and short of it.
Speaker 4: The fact that you have a rhyme the pinking and
Speaker 4: stinky concerns me because you obviously love do love a
Speaker 4: pinky and stinky.
Speaker 2: That's so good for you. My comment here shame me.
Speaker 2: I'm not and this is what I want to comment.
Speaker 2: This is what we're taking.
Speaker 1: Holidays her nose up. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I have not turned my nose. It's too good for
Speaker 2: anal play.
Speaker 1: I would not ever I turned.
Speaker 4: My nose up at anyone or anything that you guys
Speaker 4: want to do.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking you.
Speaker 2: Go get a girl.
Speaker 4: The only reason that I don't talk about butt play
Speaker 4: on the podcast is because I share, like Keisha.
Speaker 2: Said, ninety nine point n I've sent in my life
Speaker 2: on this podcast. I think there's got to be.
Speaker 1: Like one tiny little sliver.
Speaker 2: Oh, I understand.
Speaker 3: It's because you're saying you have self respect.
Speaker 1: A daily mail just so.
Speaker 2: You know's was one in this sinky. Okay, make sure
Speaker 2: you get that right. Brittany has respect. Laura has a
Speaker 2: pinky and stinky. Also, there's gotta be a little room
Speaker 2: fit of risk. Can you squawk down? There's got to
Speaker 2: be a little bit of respect also.
Speaker 4: Sometimes for our partners and the situations we're in. And
Speaker 4: that's what it is for me. There's just some things
Speaker 4: that are like that that I'm not going to talk about.
Speaker 4: And if you think that's me chasing my nose up
Speaker 4: at you, well you just don't know me.
Speaker 1: Like where you been?
Speaker 2: Why you seem so offended? I am Brittany turned her
Speaker 2: nose up at the butt.
Speaker 3: I didn't know such thing, and I don't need to
Speaker 3: talk about it because she does about honestly. Okay, So
Speaker 3: with this episode, guys, some of you are gonna be like,
Speaker 3: these guys have been drinking the kool aid. But what
Speaker 3: we plan on doing is that we know that we
Speaker 3: are so open with you all. There's probably very few
Speaker 3: things that you don't already know about us. Honestly, even
Speaker 3: some of my closest friends will say to me, Hey, Laura,
Speaker 3: so I heard on the podcast that this is happening
Speaker 3: in your life and you didn't decide to share that
Speaker 3: with me directly, So you guys know more.
Speaker 2: Than the fair share of people.
Speaker 3: However, we've got some questions here that Keisha's put together
Speaker 3: just to give you a little bit more of an
Speaker 3: insight into our lives, into our friendship, into this podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit scared, but I'm prepared, all right.
Speaker 3: So let's get you guys into some of the questions
Speaker 3: that have been sent through from our wonderful lifers.
Speaker 2: The first one, I.
Speaker 3: Put this one at the top because I think that
Speaker 3: you can kind of tell a little bit about someone's
Speaker 3: personality from this, and it was a pretty simple question.
Speaker 2: How do you both like your coffee without?
Speaker 3: Okay, I like a coffee and now I'm joking, Please
Speaker 3: don't write that daily mault. I've got a bloody four
Speaker 3: month old baby. I'm not having any play. I will
Speaker 3: answer this question because I know I'm the best podcast friend.
Speaker 3: Laura has a soy cappuccino.
Speaker 2: Don't you a large one? A large soy cappuccino shot?
Speaker 2: Why the soy milk?
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: I used to think that soy milk tasted like cardboard,
Speaker 3: and I used to always have skim and then I
Speaker 3: dated a guy who drank soy milk and he got
Speaker 3: me onto it. It's like a gateway drug. She's like,
Speaker 3: I will do anything you do to stay with you.
Speaker 3: I'll have soy milk.
Speaker 2: It's pretty and we morphed myself into your being.
Speaker 3: I wish we were joking, but you all know my
Speaker 3: codependent issues that I have, and yeah, that's pretty much
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 4: I'm an almond milk cappuccino girl. I'm not opposed to
Speaker 4: soy milk. I'm not opposed to oat milk. But I
Speaker 4: am one hundred percent of posed to full cream milk
Speaker 4: and skim milk purely because of the taste, nothing else
Speaker 4: about it. I just have never had it in my
Speaker 4: entire existence. So I'm definitely an almond milk girl now,
Speaker 4: until someone recently told me that you go through so
Speaker 4: many almonds to make like the tiniest little coffee.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't have titties, so they can't milk them.
Speaker 2: It's nut juice.
Speaker 3: Apparently it's actually not very good for the environments. And
Speaker 3: now I'm like, what do I drink?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: One thing that is funny about this is that Britt
Speaker 3: and I have now had this podcast for like two years.
Speaker 3: We have been friends for just over two years, and
Speaker 3: for at least a year and a half, I was
Speaker 3: getting her coffee and I was getting her a soy cappuccino.
Speaker 3: And I called her one day and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's so convenient that we have the same coffee. And
Speaker 3: Britt was like, we had literally been friends for a year,
Speaker 3: and she was like, Oh, I hate to break it
Speaker 3: to you, but I actually really like almond milk. But
Speaker 3: you've just been getting me the wrong fucking thing for
Speaker 3: a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: I don't like confrontation.
Speaker 3: Confrontation, but I just like, I just wanted to please you.
Speaker 2: Communication is very important in relationships, but do.
Speaker 3: You know what it's because if you were getting me
Speaker 3: full cream milk, which I detested, I would have said something.
Speaker 2: But I'm not opposed to it. I know it's easier
Speaker 2: for the barista, it's easier for you to remember. So
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm just gonna roll with it.
Speaker 4: And after a year, I was like, Okay, it's probably
Speaker 4: enough time. It's like the woman that got her hair
Speaker 4: cut the wrong way for twenty years. When I ask
Speaker 4: I'm cut recently, she just didn't want to break it
Speaker 4: to it.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to break it to you.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here as well as we record this, just
Speaker 3: so you guys really know everything that's happening. It's seven
Speaker 3: thirty PM. I should have been home to feed Lola
Speaker 3: about forty minutes ago, and I started leaking, and so
Speaker 3: instead of getting me a toilet paper, Brick just came
Speaker 3: over and bought me a Libra pad, not sponsored Libra.
Speaker 2: Where you are?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm just sitting here with the Maxi pad
Speaker 3: down in front of me. So that's how close our
Speaker 3: friendship is. Now. I know she has almond milk and
Speaker 3: I'm sitting here lactating on myself.
Speaker 2: She asked for a tissue. I bring her a pad.
Speaker 2: This is just the kind of person I am. Can
Speaker 2: we get into something more serious? Now? Yes? We can,
Speaker 2: something very serious like a toxin. You both mentioned that
Speaker 2: you have had bowtops. How often do you get it?
Speaker 2: I have had botox? Well, actually, do you know what?
Speaker 3: The very first time I ever had botox was because
Speaker 3: I was dating a guy and I didn't feel attractive enough,
Speaker 3: and I went and I got botox because I thought
Speaker 3: if I was more attractive, he would like me more.
Speaker 3: How old we this was the toxic guy. This was
Speaker 3: the guy I dated before Matt, so I was twenty nine.
Speaker 3: I was in one of those relationships where I wanted
Speaker 3: to look better, and I thought that if I looked better,
Speaker 3: if I was more desirable, if I was funnier, if
Speaker 3: it was prettier, all of that shit that we kind
Speaker 3: of do to ourselves when we're in a really bad relationship.
Speaker 3: I thought if I looked better, he would be better
Speaker 3: to me. And it didn't work and he wasn't. That
Speaker 3: was the first time I had botox and I didn't
Speaker 3: have it again until after I finished The Bachelor once again,
Speaker 3: pretty crappy self esteem, which is when I started, And
Speaker 3: then I had it once since Marley, which was about
Speaker 3: a year and a half ago now, and I haven't
Speaker 3: had it since then. I think all of us have
Speaker 3: fallen into that trap of if I look better, he'll.
Speaker 2: Like me more and treat me better.
Speaker 3: Enough.
Speaker 2: Botox in the world, Baby, it's a terrible equation. I'm skinnier,
Speaker 2: I'm better.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I have had botox. I mean, I don't know how
Speaker 4: many times exactly. I've had it a few times. The
Speaker 4: first time I got it was similar Laura. I didn't
Speaker 4: have it until I was thirty one, and it was
Speaker 4: when I came on the other side of The Bachelor.
Speaker 2: Like, just to put this into perspective, I didn't know
Speaker 2: botox was.
Speaker 4: A thing like and I don't mean a thing. I
Speaker 4: knew that celebrities got in Hollywood, but I grew up
Speaker 4: very sheltered in Port mccruary. My friend's circle, no one
Speaker 4: got bowtox. It wasn't in the surroundings, so we didn't
Speaker 4: know about it. I was pretty much, oh, maybe like
Speaker 4: one of a very small handful of people, like two
Speaker 4: or three on The Bachelor. They hadn't had anything, no
Speaker 4: surgery or botox or anything.
Speaker 1: And I was.
Speaker 4: Abnormal and I felt really out of place, and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh my god, I'm probably really old and
Speaker 4: ugly compared to all these people.
Speaker 2: I came out of The Bachelor and I was like,
Speaker 2: to be honest, I really liked it. It didn't have
Speaker 2: the I guess.
Speaker 4: There was always when I didn't know about it, and
Speaker 4: I always had this stigma that it was something really
Speaker 4: bad to do and it was bad to speak about
Speaker 4: and it was taboo, but.
Speaker 3: I quite liked it. I was like, okay, cool. I
Speaker 3: had a wrinkle there and now I don't. I've just
Speaker 3: reversed my age year as much as I had it
Speaker 3: done the first time, which came from like low self
Speaker 3: esteem thing. When I have had it since and when
Speaker 3: I had it after I had Mali, it didn't come
Speaker 3: from low self esteem. Like. I did that for myself
Speaker 3: and I did it because I wanted to. So I
Speaker 3: don't think and like, there is nothing wrong if you
Speaker 3: are doing any tweaks or adjustments and you're doing that.
Speaker 2: Shit for yourself.
Speaker 3: It's only if you're doing it because you think it'll
Speaker 3: improve something about you, because you want to be better
Speaker 3: for someone else.
Speaker 2: That's where the issue lies.
Speaker 3: So when I've finished breastfeeding Lola and I'm no longer
Speaker 3: kind of in my postpartum phase, you'll.
Speaker 2: Be knocking on the door. I'll get a couple like
Speaker 2: my foreign Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: So, I think just to wrap that up, as long
Speaker 3: as you're doing it for yourself, I think whatever floats
Speaker 3: you bow, you face your choice.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: Well, something another very personalized thing. If you had an
Speaker 3: intro music, what song would it be? So I picture
Speaker 3: this as if you were like a fighter going into
Speaker 3: the ring. Because you guys already have intro music for
Speaker 3: your podcast. I can't remember who sings this, but I'm
Speaker 3: gonna sing it anyway because I can't remember the name
Speaker 3: of either. But it's going to be that I'm a bitch,
Speaker 3: I'm a lover, I'm a chad, I'm a murder, I'm
Speaker 3: a sinner, I'm a sick. I don't know who it
Speaker 3: is doing, but I think because we are complex, multifaceted
Speaker 3: human beings, I'm going to be that song.
Speaker 2: I feel like I needed more time to the Meredith Brooks, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 4: I feel like I needed more time to think about
Speaker 4: this in or honesty, I would love to hear what
Speaker 4: you guys think my song would be.
Speaker 1: But maybe like it's doula to.
Speaker 2: Apologize one republic.
Speaker 4: It's tula, but not because I want to apologize to am,
Speaker 4: but I feel like a whole bunch of people need
Speaker 4: to apologize.
Speaker 2: You know who you are. Hashtag honey Badgers doesn't have
Speaker 2: any suppressed to remot over here much. Did you ever
Speaker 2: have a life or death moment?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, so when I was in my twenties. I used
Speaker 2: to worked down in Bury.
Speaker 3: I used to work at a wedding venue down there,
Speaker 3: and I would drive down there from Woollongong every weekend.
Speaker 2: Far is that for non East Coasters from Woollongong.
Speaker 3: It's about forty minutes, so I drive down there. I
Speaker 3: would work a late shift because I was working at
Speaker 3: a wedding venue and a restaurant. And this one night
Speaker 3: I was driving home and in Kayama there is this
Speaker 3: railway crossing that crosses over the road. When it has
Speaker 3: the flashing lights, you stop because obviously there's a train coming.
Speaker 3: Was maybe about midnight. I hadn't paid any attention, like
Speaker 3: I mean, there was no lights flashing, because the lights
Speaker 3: were off, but I wasn't really paying a lot of
Speaker 3: attention to the railway tracks because I was driving doing
Speaker 3: my thing. Lights weren't flashing. Unberknownst to me, the lights
Speaker 3: were broken and I went through the railway and as
Speaker 3: I was going through the tracks, the lights came in
Speaker 3: through my side window and the horn, the noise of
Speaker 3: the horn and the train was like.
Speaker 2: Ray, oh what gord Flora, And then I see it.
Speaker 3: I didn't see it. I didn't hear I didn't pay any.
Speaker 3: I was just driving and not paying attention to what
Speaker 3: was happening. In my periphering, there's usually.
Speaker 2: Flashing lights like a stop sign. Stop it around occasion
Speaker 2: that a train is coming booms come down. No, there's
Speaker 2: no boom there.
Speaker 3: There's just like a flashing light because it's it's a
Speaker 3: really rural area. This and this is also going back
Speaker 3: like fifteen years and I skidded off the side of
Speaker 3: the road and then had a big cry because I
Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, I think I was about
Speaker 3: to die by a train.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, that one's taking my breath away.
Speaker 1: Wow, good luck.
Speaker 2: I'm like, my choking on a mentos just doesn't really compare.
Speaker 4: This was recently, like probably two years ago, when I
Speaker 4: was in Canada with Sherry and Jay were driving in
Speaker 4: the car and I had I'm pretty sure from memory
Speaker 4: it was a mentors, like very circular and it's the
Speaker 4: width of your esophagus, and I put in my mouth
Speaker 4: and I wanted to chew it, and Sherry made me laugh.
Speaker 4: I was in the front seat, Jay was driving and
Speaker 4: Sheridan was in the back and we all not my laughs.
Speaker 4: I was like, anyway, so it's in my mouth. They
Speaker 4: made me laugh. I sucked it back and it lodged
Speaker 4: completely in my airway and I couldn't breathe. You know,
Speaker 4: when you like something's in your throat and you're trying
Speaker 4: to get a little bit of airing. If you guys
Speaker 4: can hear that, you can just.
Speaker 2: Like suck the littlest bit.
Speaker 3: There was not one little tiny bit of air that
Speaker 3: was getting in anyway.
Speaker 2: I start sort of like you know.
Speaker 3: Like coughing and heaving, not trying to cough and get
Speaker 3: it up, but there was nothing.
Speaker 2: And I looked back at Sherry and I looked at.
Speaker 4: Jay, and We're on a highway in Canada, and they
Speaker 4: were laughing because I thought I was joking, and I
Speaker 4: was panicked.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm gonna die. I can't get it.
Speaker 4: I was like hitting my chest and then I looked
Speaker 4: Sherry's like I thought you were joking until you looked
Speaker 4: at me. She's like your eyes were pleading, they were
Speaker 4: bulging out of your head, and she was like, holy shit,
Speaker 4: and she's like Jay, pull over. Jay's on a highway
Speaker 4: and I am like I'm gonna die. My face has
Speaker 4: gone purple.
Speaker 2: I had to tell her. I was like hit me
Speaker 2: on the like I was showing to my back and
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, hit me on the back.
Speaker 4: She starts to hitting me on the back. Nothing's happening.
Speaker 4: It wasn't dislodging. Jay's tried to pull over on the highway.
Speaker 3: I've rolled out of the car and I'm thinking I'm
Speaker 3: gonna die and sheriff comes up. She's doing the highwake
Speaker 3: maneuver on my back, smashing.
Speaker 1: Me in the chairs.
Speaker 2: And then it finally popped out and I lived to
Speaker 2: tell the.
Speaker 3: Table only dramatic or like weally sitting here? Like could
Speaker 3: you imagine anybody by a mentors?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: You needed?
Speaker 2: Some coke?
Speaker 1: Did you see that.
Speaker 2: As a kid?
Speaker 1: Put popped off? Okay?
Speaker 3: How many dates do you think you went on throughout
Speaker 3: your single period?
Speaker 2: Two seven five? I have a question for you?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: You know or could write down every single person you've
Speaker 3: had sex with?
Speaker 2: Like do you keep a sex list? Or have you
Speaker 2: kept a sex list?
Speaker 3: I have not kept a sex list. Like that doesn't
Speaker 3: interest me at all?
Speaker 1: Were you either? Did Laura?
Speaker 2: I don't have a list.
Speaker 3: Oh I remember speaking to someone one of my friends.
Speaker 3: Does they wrote it all down? Doesn't interest me? Could
Speaker 3: I count.
Speaker 1: I mean like, in.
Speaker 2: See, you're speaking to someone that was single for ten
Speaker 2: years in her prime. So are you ever tried though?
Speaker 3: Because I remember when I was in the batch house,
Speaker 3: I tried to write a list and then I was
Speaker 3: like run out of paper. Well no, no, I like,
Speaker 3: I mean, I, oh, guys, do you want to get trolled?
Speaker 3: Just do a podcast with your friends.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I have been in like super long term relationships. I mean,
Speaker 3: not that it matters, but I don't have probably as
Speaker 3: many that some of you listening to the podcast would
Speaker 3: expect that I would have had.
Speaker 2: However, I definitely have people where I was like, what
Speaker 2: was that guy's name?
Speaker 3: Who was a cop? Who can't remember the names? I'm like,
Speaker 3: I had sex with you, cannot remember your name? Would
Speaker 3: run into them in the street, No, what they look like?
Speaker 2: Name gone. I've got something to add to this.
Speaker 3: I have read an article recently that said that the
Speaker 3: average number of people that someone has slept with is eight.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, all right, terms of sex many terms of dating.
Speaker 4: To anti question, I was thinking, like a solid decade
Speaker 4: and in my prime and dating all around the world.
Speaker 4: I've been on a lot of dates and like, I
Speaker 4: do not sleep with everyone on date so I want.
Speaker 2: To make that very very clear. But I reckon it
Speaker 2: would have to be between It's probably not as many
Speaker 2: as you think. I don't know. It's it between one
Speaker 2: hundred and two hundred. Is that a want to know?
Speaker 2: It's a lot of dates. I don't think so, especially fine.
Speaker 1: There are times that I would have.
Speaker 3: Gone a year without a date because I wasn't interested.
Speaker 3: I was just looking after myself, doing my own thing.
Speaker 1: And then there.
Speaker 2: Would have been years where I was like three dates
Speaker 2: a week and.
Speaker 3: Pretty well versed. I've got any questions, Come at me.
Speaker 3: Listen a Life on Come podcast. She did start a
Speaker 3: dating podcast. We're talking about dating. Is Jordan you're penguin?
Speaker 2: Yes, when I could be wrong, but if you ask me,
Speaker 2: I think is for sure. Think he's my penguin. Do
Speaker 2: you think he knew early on?
Speaker 1: Yes? You know why I.
Speaker 3: Knew, and like, let's waybe he doesn't dump me. I
Speaker 3: knew because I didn't run. That was like one of
Speaker 3: my main signals was like usually and everyone knows me,
Speaker 3: Laura's knows me that I'm a runners. The second any
Speaker 3: one shows an interest in me, I'm out. But I
Speaker 3: wanted to spend all my time with him. I'm also
Speaker 3: somebody that wants to be alone a lot, which is funny.
Speaker 3: I think people don't know that about me. But I
Speaker 3: love my own space and my own company, and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, I didn't want to run. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to do anything but be with him. So I
Speaker 3: was like, whoo, I think I'm in trouble here.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really sweet, Britt. I mean, Jordan, if you're listening,
Speaker 2: he would not be listening to this.
Speaker 1: We know that you tell.
Speaker 3: Embarrassing dating stories all the time, but what's most embarrassing moment?
Speaker 1: Full stop.
Speaker 3: I've already told this story on another Bonus episode, but
Speaker 3: it was in season one, so I'm going to give
Speaker 3: it the quick summary of this story. But my most
Speaker 3: embarrassing moment was I'd just come back from a big
Speaker 3: trip around India, and I had had this series of
Speaker 3: unfortunate events, like I had broken my arm, and then
Speaker 3: I had gone to India, and when I was in India,
Speaker 3: I ended up in hospital. And it was just this,
Speaker 3: like every week something bad happened, to the point where
Speaker 3: my sister thought someone had put a hex on me
Speaker 3: and told me to put lemons under.
Speaker 2: My bed or something crazy.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So I came home from India, I hadn't unpacked,
Speaker 3: so I had just kind of pulled out all my
Speaker 3: shit from my suitcase into my bedroom and that I'd
Speaker 3: gone to bed completely naked, and in the middle of
Speaker 3: the night, there was a fly in the room, like
Speaker 3: a fucking fly, just buzzing around like those really big,
Speaker 3: fat dumb flies, kind of like hear yes I bong
Speaker 3: bong bong trying to get out of the window. Anyway,
Speaker 3: I went out and it was an old apartment in
Speaker 3: Bellby Hill. So I went up to the window and
Speaker 3: I undid the latch. But it was one of those
Speaker 3: sash windows that has like the rope that keeps the
Speaker 3: top part up and the bottom part you know when,
Speaker 3: so that doesn't come flying down anyway, And the time
Speaker 3: that I had been in India, the rope must have
Speaker 3: snapped or something had happened to the ropes. The rope
Speaker 3: wasn't there, and I opened the latch and the top
Speaker 3: part of the window came flying down and caught my
Speaker 3: hole from like my knuckle to the top part of
Speaker 3: my finger was wedged completely shut in the window.
Speaker 2: So there I am naked, screaming.
Speaker 3: To the point a fucking window to the point where
Speaker 3: and like I've just recovered from being in hospital with diarrhea,
Speaker 3: and this is like three days later anyway, and I'm
Speaker 3: screaming and my apartment bedroom window faced the apartment bedroom
Speaker 3: window of the opposite building.
Speaker 2: And so I'm screaming.
Speaker 3: My neighbor has turned her light on and her and
Speaker 3: her husband out the window. Her and her husband are
Speaker 3: at the window her and she's.
Speaker 1: Like get away from the window.
Speaker 2: Yelling at me, thinking I'm like trying to flash him.
Speaker 2: He's probably like this hasn't been on porn hub before.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is the best.
Speaker 3: Day of So she kicked him out of the She
Speaker 3: kicked him out of the bedroom. I finally was able
Speaker 3: to communicate with her from afar that I was trapped
Speaker 3: in the window.
Speaker 2: She couldn't understand why I was trapped in the window anyway. Way,
Speaker 2: for it gets worse.
Speaker 3: So then I'm like call an ambulance because like the
Speaker 3: circulation my fingers was gone. I was like, I am
Speaker 3: I'm gonna lose my fucking hand here, like I was
Speaker 3: really in a whole state. They called an ambulance. So
Speaker 3: the ambulance takes and I live with the housemate as well,
Speaker 3: so the ambulance isn't there yet, so I'm screaming, I'm
Speaker 3: still naked on my own in my bedroom, trapped in.
Speaker 2: The window, trapped in the window.
Speaker 3: And eventually my housemate's here, so the buzzer starts going
Speaker 3: because the ambulance is downstairs and house me. It gets
Speaker 3: up and she's like, oh, for Fox's sake, anyway, I
Speaker 3: could hear her, and she goes to answer the door,
Speaker 3: and then she comes into the bedroom.
Speaker 2: She thought I was drunk on the street screaming.
Speaker 3: I've never done that in my entire life, and the
Speaker 3: entire time that we lived together in the three years,
Speaker 3: had I ever stood out the front of our apartment screaming. Anyway,
Speaker 3: There's a whole lot of other issues there. So she
Speaker 3: comes in. So it's her the two ambulance people, and
Speaker 3: I'm trapped in the window in the naked were they no?
Speaker 3: And her names was Bill and Ben, And I'll never
Speaker 3: forget because I can in my like woozy straight afterwards,
Speaker 3: I was like Bill and Ben the flower pot man. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So here I am naked in the window. Bill and
Speaker 3: Ben walk in. It sounds like it should be in
Speaker 3: a movie Bill and Ben walking in. Bill and Ben
Speaker 3: la laughing because they think that I'm drunk and I'm
Speaker 3: not actually trapped in the window either. They were kind
Speaker 3: of a bit like, what is going on here? She
Speaker 3: runs over, She puts a sarong over my shoulders and
Speaker 3: like over my waist.
Speaker 2: So here I am in a sea through sir, you
Speaker 2: still want to be a bit sexy.
Speaker 3: It was Bill and Ben and this is what Bill
Speaker 3: and Ben do. Bill and Ben go, oh hah, we
Speaker 3: have to create a safety path. So then they spend
Speaker 3: five minutes moving all of my shit out of the way.
Speaker 2: You create get my hand out of the window.
Speaker 3: So they get to the window, but they can't open
Speaker 3: the window. Then they realize that actually I'm properly stuck.
Speaker 3: They can't open it. They have to call the emergency
Speaker 3: rescue team who comes and cuts me out of the
Speaker 3: goddamn window because they were so worried that I was
Speaker 3: gonna lose my hand.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that was that happened. That was a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Such a good sessstrumatic.
Speaker 3: So you emergency rescue team came and cut my hand
Speaker 3: out of the window and I was still naked.
Speaker 2: Why hasone giving the poor girl, some.
Speaker 3: Clothes, the neighbors just sitting across the window going a business.
Speaker 4: Do you know how screwed you'd be if it happened now,
Speaker 4: because that whole thing and be caught on camera now
Speaker 4: and on the internet. If that happened this day, someone
Speaker 4: from an apartment above across the road would be filming
Speaker 4: the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Well, it wasn't that long ago people had mobile phones.
Speaker 3: It was only like seven years ago.
Speaker 2: It was when I was like throwing it on the internet,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: And it was one of those things in life, Like
Speaker 3: after it happened and I got in the ambulance and
Speaker 3: I went to the hospital, I was like.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 3: Like, after everything that we have been through in this
Speaker 3: past year? And I say we, like I'm talking about
Speaker 3: my seven third person, but after everything that had happened,
Speaker 3: I was like, this has got to be a cruel,
Speaker 3: sick joke, Like, are we done?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: That was it?
Speaker 2: You see what your fingers for? The pinky and the stinky?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Thank god? Ready hit me, what's yours?
Speaker 4: I was trying to think of it when you were
Speaker 4: talking my probably one of my most embarrassing stories.
Speaker 2: I've done a lot but it also has to be surfing.
Speaker 4: When we were at a competition about probably I was
Speaker 4: probably only seventeen or eighteen, We're on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 4: There were like a thousand people on the beach, on
Speaker 4: the Gold Coast beach because it was like any international competition,
Speaker 4: so there are a lot of people there. There's a
Speaker 4: lot of interest at this stuff. And there was like
Speaker 4: a moped company that had sponsored the surfing, which means
Speaker 4: we've got mopeds.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm like seventeen. I don't know how to drive a moped.
Speaker 2: I don't how to do anything, but I was trying
Speaker 2: to be cool.
Speaker 3: So there were so many hot guys there. So my
Speaker 3: girlfriend and I got a moped and in this tiny
Speaker 3: little blue bikini with a helmet on and shoes on,
Speaker 3: so I had joggers like a g shrink string bikini
Speaker 3: and the helmet. I get on this moped and I'm
Speaker 3: thinking I'm killing it. It's like scooting around.
Speaker 2: We get back till like.
Speaker 3: The main strip of the Gold Coast, Seve's paradise that
Speaker 3: I cannot explain to you how many hundreds of people
Speaker 3: are lining the streets and the beach. I'm off the bike,
Speaker 3: I'm standing up and I'm holding onto the handles next
Speaker 3: to me, and I don't know what happened.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I pulled the throttle but just
Speaker 2: enough for it.
Speaker 3: To kick and the bike started going, and I'm all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, I don't know. I didn't let go
Speaker 3: of it. I was running along behind it, but the
Speaker 3: bike was getting further in front of my hand, and
Speaker 3: I was pulling back on.
Speaker 4: The throttle, and all of a sudden, I'm almost supermanning
Speaker 4: my feet, almost taking off the ground on the side.
Speaker 2: I've still got a helmet on in the bikini. Everyone
Speaker 2: starts to look at me, and then I get to
Speaker 2: the point where it's.
Speaker 4: Going so fast have to let go. I fall onto
Speaker 4: the road, down the gutter the moped. This like slow
Speaker 4: motion movie. It's on the sidewalk and there are people
Speaker 4: at restaurants and cafes that were literally diving out of
Speaker 4: the way because rode bike is.
Speaker 2: Careeming past them.
Speaker 3: He luckily hit no one and then it crashed in
Speaker 3: front of everyone into a police car.
Speaker 1: And I'm on the road. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: It's like silence, you know, in a big bang. Every surrounds.
Speaker 3: I am on the ground I rolled my ankle so
Speaker 3: I couldn't even run away. I was on the ground
Speaker 3: with this brained ankle was so big. And that's how
Speaker 3: you got your first moped.
Speaker 2: That is cool. That's also why I stopped serving.
Speaker 3: And also Brittany has a criminal record. Okay, next question,
Speaker 3: backstory on Buster. Why does he have one leg?
Speaker 2: This is actually stating that three legs. Yeah, missing a leg.
Speaker 2: I think that's what they mean.
Speaker 3: So Buster has three legs, not one. I got Buster
Speaker 3: when he was one year old, and he had had
Speaker 3: his leg removed when he was six months. And so
Speaker 3: at the time I was living in Surrey Hills. I
Speaker 3: had just gone through a really bad breakup and my neighbor,
Speaker 3: who's now one of my best friends, she had also
Speaker 3: just gone through a really bad breakup. And I came
Speaker 3: home this one day and there she was sitting on
Speaker 3: her balcony with Buster, so she was fostering him. And
Speaker 3: I walked past with my bottle of wine which I
Speaker 3: was going to drink on my lonely own, and I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 1: Hey, you got dumned. I got dumped.
Speaker 2: Let me friends, and.
Speaker 3: I let myself into her house and we had drank
Speaker 3: a bottle of wine, and then we got another one
Speaker 3: and I fell in love with Buster. And then she
Speaker 3: was like, this dog is mental. He needs to be
Speaker 3: like exercised every day. Take my house keys, you can
Speaker 3: let yourself in and take him for a walk, whatever
Speaker 3: you want. Then I fell in love with him and
Speaker 3: I adopted him, and then I kept her as well.
Speaker 3: You know how he lost a leg so he was
Speaker 3: like living out in a farm and he got hit
Speaker 3: by a car. And then there's this really awesome for
Speaker 3: anyone who's looking to adopt a dog and they're in Sydney,
Speaker 3: there's this awesome rescue called Maggie's Rescue.
Speaker 2: And what they do is they.
Speaker 1: I've seen that.
Speaker 2: I've searched that before. Yeah, it's amazing. So they're amazing.
Speaker 3: What they do is they do all of the operations
Speaker 3: for free, not for profit. They do any sort of
Speaker 3: like rehabilitation for the dogs or the cats, and then
Speaker 3: they rehome them. And I highly recommend anybody who's looking
Speaker 3: for an animal to get one from them. I actually
Speaker 3: love this part of your narrative. How did you guys meet?
Speaker 4: We've told this before, but I'm gonna like, I mean,
Speaker 4: I'll tell a story again, but I'll compound it. I
Speaker 4: was an emotional wreck on the last week of The Bachelor,
Speaker 4: airing to the public. Laura was under the impression that
Speaker 4: I had won.
Speaker 2: She didn't know.
Speaker 3: Started to get a little bit of heat from the
Speaker 3: public about a few things in the last week, because
Speaker 3: it really does heat.
Speaker 2: Up in at the end.
Speaker 3: Everyone sort of picks a sign, everyone picks a character,
Speaker 3: and everyone gets very invested. And I say character, because
Speaker 3: that's the way a lot of people, unfortunately look at
Speaker 3: you on the show. And I was at home in
Speaker 3: my bed crying my eyes out because there were some
Speaker 3: horrible things written about me. My skin was far too thin.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 3: I hadn't experienced what it was like to be trolled,
Speaker 3: I guess, ever.
Speaker 2: And I got a random DM from Laura.
Speaker 3: And it's almost this like unspoken rule that you once
Speaker 3: you're on the sea season a Bachelor, you reach out
Speaker 3: to the next season. I know someone did it to Laura,
Speaker 3: Laura did it to me. So I get this DAN
Speaker 3: from Laura, never met her. I don't know, hey, babe,
Speaker 3: Basically like I've seen what's happening at the moment and
Speaker 3: that you've been copying a little bit of Pete And
Speaker 3: I know one hundred percent what you're going through because
Speaker 3: I've been there, I have no expectations.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to get anything from you.
Speaker 3: Basically, I just want you to know I can imagine
Speaker 3: what you're doing right now. You're probably in bed. You
Speaker 3: think the world hates you, you think it's.
Speaker 2: Never going to get better.
Speaker 3: You can't go outside because you're too embarrassed to see anyone.
Speaker 3: I want you to know it will get better, and
Speaker 3: I want you to know that if you want to talk,
Speaker 3: this is my number, and I reckon I call during
Speaker 3: like ten minutes, and I'm not anyone that ever.
Speaker 2: I've never been like an ask for help person.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 3: I'm always like, get through it myself and I'll be
Speaker 3: there for others, and I just never ask for help.
Speaker 4: I was beside myself and I was like, fuck, I
Speaker 4: need to speak to this girl, because I like the
Speaker 4: world is over.
Speaker 3: A few people would understand that actual feeling, like that
Speaker 3: genuine feeling of despair from public people who don't even
Speaker 3: know you. It was, and I genuinely felt in hindsight
Speaker 3: it would have been like zero point five percent of people.
Speaker 3: I felt like the whole of Australia was against me.
Speaker 3: That day and you really do. You feel like your
Speaker 3: world is imploding. So we spoke on the phone and
Speaker 3: we spoke for like an hour or something, and I
Speaker 3: didn't tell her any of the ending, so she didn't
Speaker 3: know what had happened. She just made me feel better
Speaker 3: and be like, I promise you, in one week's time,
Speaker 3: it will be forgotten. She's like, whatever happens in the ending,
Speaker 3: this will be forgotten and you'll move on. And it did,
Speaker 3: and then we started to catch up.
Speaker 2: I was in Portant Quarry.
Speaker 3: We just started to like go for a breakfast or
Speaker 3: a walk when I came to Sydney, mainly because I
Speaker 3: didn't have any friends here, but I was coming from
Speaker 3: media things and that was really it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's this.
Speaker 3: Weird world where like I guess, I mean, I kind
Speaker 3: of I don't know. I'm allowed to say this. I
Speaker 3: kind of knew the ending before the ending happened.
Speaker 2: I didn't ever know that. Yeah, I can't until now.
Speaker 1: You always told me you didn't know, you.
Speaker 2: Bitch, No, no.
Speaker 3: No, I told you I had a feeling. So there
Speaker 3: was like nobody had ever told us. We still have
Speaker 3: some friends that are from the batch of the world.
Speaker 3: Nobody ever specifically told us, but it was more so whether.
Speaker 2: You're liking bikini photos on Instagram.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was more so that there was like this
Speaker 3: lack of certainty around the way that he was speaking,
Speaker 3: so like from like me knowing and being with Matt,
Speaker 3: when somebody comes out of that situation, they're like, regardless
Speaker 3: of who they've chosen, the normal thing to say is
Speaker 3: I am in love, And he just kept saying I
Speaker 3: had a good experience, and I was like, that's a
Speaker 3: fucking weird thing to say if you're really really in
Speaker 3: love with someone. And because we are so in tune
Speaker 3: with the language that's been used on the show, I
Speaker 3: guess at that time I was like, I have a
Speaker 3: feeling he hasn't picked anyone, or if he has picked someone,
Speaker 3: it's already over yea. So it wasn't so much that
Speaker 3: I reached out to brit because I was adamant that
Speaker 3: she was the person at the end, But I mean,
Speaker 3: I just know all the backlash that Matt and I received,
Speaker 3: and I know I remember thinking, if all of Australia
Speaker 3: doesn't want us to be together, how the fuck is
Speaker 3: this relationship ever going to work? And it felt like
Speaker 3: on our finale night. All of Australia didn't want us
Speaker 3: to be together. But then turns out, you know, six
Speaker 3: months later, people forget. I still get messages from people
Speaker 3: today on Instagram who will say something nice or something
Speaker 3: funny or something. You know, they reply back to one
Speaker 3: of my stories and the comment above that is from
Speaker 3: twenty sixteen, and they've been like, he should have picked Hara,
Speaker 3: and that's what they've.
Speaker 2: Written to me.
Speaker 3: And then they have forgotten that they hated me and
Speaker 3: now they like me. So this is what I mean
Speaker 3: by people don't remember. People attached onto something that happens,
Speaker 3: you know, on TV, and they get really angry, and
Speaker 3: then five months later they're like, oh they're still together.
Speaker 3: That's cute, and they jump on the bandwagon. So I
Speaker 3: wanted Britt to know that just because you feel like
Speaker 3: everyone hates you, people just get really riled up about
Speaker 3: the Bachelor, people really fucking care about the outcome, and
Speaker 3: then we just couldn't get rid of each other. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you know, she got her relationship out of
Speaker 3: the Bachelor, the one that she always wanted, the true
Speaker 3: love story of Laura.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's your worst habit?
Speaker 3: I'm actually more interested in finding out what you think
Speaker 3: each other's worst.
Speaker 2: I know Laura's already fucked straight off. I forget everything.
Speaker 2: What's my worst habit?
Speaker 3: I think Laura's worst habit is, and it's I know
Speaker 3: the reason you do it, But I wonder if we
Speaker 3: think it's the same thing. I guarantee it. I guarantee
Speaker 3: it Laura's worst habit. Oh no, okay, so I can
Speaker 3: tell it's different way we attack someone. I think Laura's
Speaker 3: worst habit is she's got a really bad habit of
Speaker 3: and it's because she does a thousand things at once,
Speaker 3: of like not replying to a message that I that
Speaker 3: I like.
Speaker 4: I fucking really need it. And sometimes I will send
Speaker 4: the question I have to you know what? This is
Speaker 4: how desperate I get. Sometimes I'll ask the same question
Speaker 4: over three days, I'll do it via message, email, person, phone, call, WhatsApp.
Speaker 1: And then this is true.
Speaker 2: And then when there's one hour through Matt, I've even
Speaker 2: got mad.
Speaker 1: I have message Mat.
Speaker 3: Before and said tell you if saying to get back
Speaker 3: to me. And then it's always in like when I'm
Speaker 3: like Laura, we've got one hour left, I need this,
Speaker 3: and she's like, oh okay, fine. So babe, and then
Speaker 3: she gives me the answer and I'm like, that's for me.
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's you're ways having for me.
Speaker 4: And I know it's just because you're doing a thousand
Speaker 4: things at once, but that doesn't take away from the
Speaker 4: fact that.
Speaker 3: It's also I find okay, this is like, this is
Speaker 3: me defeating myself.
Speaker 2: Now it might in my defense.
Speaker 3: I find it really hard when I'm constantly getting at
Speaker 3: hoc one question here, one question here, one question here,
Speaker 3: one question here, and I'm like, already trying to chase
Speaker 3: after two kids, run another business, and I can't just
Speaker 3: drop whatever it is I'm doing to answer one random
Speaker 3: question whenever it comes up in somebody else's brain. I
Speaker 3: held your phone while you've been recording before. I've never
Speaker 3: seen anything like it. I have literally never seen a
Speaker 3: phone illuminated. I'm like, and that's the thing I don't
Speaker 3: have to be in your defense because I know the
Speaker 3: reason that that doesn't take Still my worst.
Speaker 2: I say, what I think is the worst quality is
Speaker 2: that snorts like she don't even registered that you snorted.
Speaker 2: You just laugh hack, she like snorts the not back in.
Speaker 3: So you guys don't know this about me. But if
Speaker 3: I ever get a fucking nose job one day.
Speaker 2: This is why.
Speaker 3: So I have like tiny, tiny sinuses, tiny sinuses where
Speaker 3: I can't breathe properly, and.
Speaker 2: Don't try and make it sound cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like really adorable sinuses. They're so cute, which
Speaker 3: means the snot gets caught in my face and every
Speaker 3: surf and I just have to make that like noise,
Speaker 3: and I do it probably like five hundred times a day.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine what it was like for Matt when
Speaker 3: he was like, I've just chosen this girl, my last
Speaker 3: female on the Bachelor, and then he found out that
Speaker 3: that's the person I am. I fucking never apply to
Speaker 3: text and I snort alled it. She pretty much does
Speaker 3: it like twenty times an episode, but she edits it out.
Speaker 2: Alright, go on, what's fine? What's fine? I'm scared to
Speaker 2: hear it. I've got heaps. No, I don't know what
Speaker 2: your worst quality is. I feel a quality my character,
Speaker 2: you fucking bitch. God good woman, it's she's just not
Speaker 2: my character. What I don't know what your worst quality is? Okay, cool,
Speaker 2: I've got none.
Speaker 3: Next questioning, I think if I'm like at a stretch
Speaker 3: to choose something, and it's only because I've been asked
Speaker 3: speak spring NEOs. No, I know, I think maybe because like,
Speaker 3: and this is only a reflection of how stressed I
Speaker 3: feel in life at the moment.
Speaker 2: You're a yes person. Yes, yes, yes, we'll do it, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: And then you worry about how it's gonna get done later,
Speaker 3: which is fine but really really fucking hard when you've
Speaker 3: got so many things on a boil and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll do it, Yeah, we'll do it.
Speaker 1: We'll do that too.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, We'll write a novel. Fuck you, I
Speaker 2: write a novel.
Speaker 1: I will do a radio show.
Speaker 2: Fuck you have a radio show. And I'm like, Britney
Speaker 2: stuff come back from the brink. I will one hundred
Speaker 2: percent say that.
Speaker 3: I also agree that that is my worst quality I am.
Speaker 2: I am a sick of fane because I know that, like,
Speaker 2: good things come from opportunities. So I'm like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: I'll move to Alaska tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Like every day, every day, Brittany's like, oh, I'm now
Speaker 3: acting on a fucking ten Pars series and I probably
Speaker 3: won't see you for the next six months, but don't worry.
Speaker 3: We'll still be able to record the from Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: Just say no to a couple of things.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna splice my resolution for when I get back
Speaker 4: from overseas using exercising the word no, yeah, and I'll
Speaker 4: be like yes, maybe.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well like this, I'm actually interested in this. I
Speaker 2: don't need the answer. Have you guys ever had a disagreement?
Speaker 2: If so, what was it about. Yeah, we're like sisters.
Speaker 2: We fuck and fight, but we also love each other.
Speaker 2: We're like, have you had a real one?
Speaker 3: Though we've never had a real one, but we bicker.
Speaker 3: The thing is we are still Pretty says yes to everything.
Speaker 3: Pretty says yes, and Laura doesn't write You'll play apparently.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: So in all seriousness, the thing is we do spend
Speaker 3: so much time together, but we still are different humans
Speaker 3: that have different opinions and different ideas about things. So
Speaker 3: sometimes I'll really want to do something or be passionate
Speaker 3: about something, and Laura's like, I think that's boring. I
Speaker 3: don't get it, I don't want to do it, and
Speaker 3: vice versa. Lada like I really think this would be great,
Speaker 3: and I'll be like mah, things like that. So we
Speaker 3: disagree on sometimes content. Sometimes what we should be doing
Speaker 3: how we should do it like two normal people would,
Speaker 3: two friends, two business partners. And I think one of
Speaker 3: the really important things of this, and I know that
Speaker 3: there's no people who listen to this and relate to it,
Speaker 3: one of the great things about Britt and I is
Speaker 3: that we're in very very different stages of our lives.
Speaker 2: Like I obviously like have the kids.
Speaker 3: And like Britt is, you know, running around going to
Speaker 3: go see Jordan, Like we are at very different stages.
Speaker 3: As much as like that one brings for so much
Speaker 3: positivity into our lives, it means that I get to
Speaker 3: have really adult conversations, I get to come and do
Speaker 3: this podcast, and I'm not just constantly in baby world.
Speaker 3: But it also means that sometimes there's pressure points, because
Speaker 3: as much as we live these very different lives, we
Speaker 3: have to then come together and merge. And anybody who
Speaker 3: has kids knows that sometimes it's challenging to maintain friendships
Speaker 3: and to maintain the same level of connection with someone
Speaker 3: who doesn't purely because the life stages are different. So
Speaker 3: we at some times have experienced all those pressure points.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, we love each other and
Speaker 3: we have this podcast and we fucking love making it,
Speaker 3: and so we always kind of come out the other
Speaker 3: side of it, and bet.
Speaker 2: We talk it through straight away.
Speaker 4: So like if we're frustrated with each other about anything,
Speaker 4: which and mind you, I want.
Speaker 2: You guys to know this is actually very rare. This
Speaker 2: doesn't happen often.
Speaker 4: But we'll just talk it out straight away and then
Speaker 4: on the spot and then we get really like, we
Speaker 4: get really like awkward.
Speaker 3: We like we cut on stuff and it's like rainy
Speaker 3: takes are top off and then like you know, and
Speaker 3: then the ain'tal It's like, I reckon, everyone likes a
Speaker 3: finger in the butt?
Speaker 2: Whoa everyone?
Speaker 1: E great? Guy?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm so over being like, oh what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Maybe they don't actually want the finger of the bar.
Speaker 2: I have never met a guy.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm going to say this, Matt does not like
Speaker 3: a finger in the bottom.
Speaker 2: I don't think a finger. I just think around the
Speaker 2: general area. I don't think they all like it. I
Speaker 2: don't think we can stereotype that.
Speaker 1: Do they all shoot their sperm? Yes?
Speaker 2: Do they all like po finger in the button?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: He next question, pinky in thet We're not having a
Speaker 4: whole bonus episode on butts.
Speaker 2: Guys. Britt, this is a question from me. Have you
Speaker 2: ever tried Laura's breast milk? Because you said you wanted to,
Speaker 2: she won't let me. I don't express, so she'd have
Speaker 2: to take it straight from the sauce. Doesn't fresher than that?
Speaker 2: Who is your hall pass Jason Momoa. Brad Pitt? Brad
Speaker 2: Pitt really? Oh, Brad Pitt?
Speaker 3: He is?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Isn't even so that's like it's literally like you just
Speaker 3: went to the shelf and you're like, where's the white bread?
Speaker 2: Ah, that's what everybody eats Brad Pitt. You know, why
Speaker 2: do you think he's not two thousand and five? Why
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter? Why do you think everyone eats him?
Speaker 2: He's peaked and he's on the way down.
Speaker 4: Oh he's still sexy lately. Yeah, he's like a little
Speaker 4: silver fox. Look, Brady's like mainstream.
Speaker 2: Of course, he's just like he'll always be top shelf.
Speaker 2: Jason Momoa, We know he's but my other one would
Speaker 2: be blid. That man like the mountain he is. He's
Speaker 2: too big a wooly for me.
Speaker 3: I remember the first time I said to Matt that
Speaker 3: he was my pass out, and then he was like
Speaker 3: I feel particularly insignificant that you would say that.
Speaker 2: He's like, why did you have to pick someone so big?
Speaker 2: I also like that you call it a pass.
Speaker 3: Out pass out pass like he's I let him make
Speaker 3: me pass out my other one.
Speaker 4: If you want somebody to do a little bit left field,
Speaker 4: it's Sam Hewan. And if anyone watches The Outlander, you'll
Speaker 4: know he's Jamie from Outlander.
Speaker 2: He's Scottish.
Speaker 4: He's the Reason or not him the character in the
Speaker 4: book Jamie is Reason Sheridan and I moved to Scotland
Speaker 4: and lived there for a year. Then I auditioned for
Speaker 4: the show and I got on as an extra. That
Speaker 4: is how much I'm obsessed with Outlander. Could you mention
Speaker 4: Sam Hewan.
Speaker 3: If you ever met him and then you told him that,
Speaker 3: and he would be like cool, need to get an avy,
Speaker 3: oh out against this bitch.
Speaker 2: I super liked him on RAYO.
Speaker 1: Is this the guy I think? I even Raya.
Speaker 2: Has this thing. I'm just outing myself.
Speaker 4: Raya has, like I guess, a direct message where you
Speaker 4: don't have to match so you.
Speaker 2: Can still message the message.
Speaker 3: Is this the guy that I asked you about at
Speaker 3: dinner the other night and I said it looked like
Speaker 3: proto Bagons.
Speaker 1: Yes, you don't.
Speaker 4: That's why you don't have a job here anymore. So
Speaker 4: he's my other. If you guys don't know him, looking
Speaker 4: him up, you.
Speaker 2: Will all want to play slip and slide on him.
Speaker 2: He's beautiful.
Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, I'm putting up a pole proto Bagons
Speaker 3: or is this guy hot? No?
Speaker 2: I have one lot.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: You know that I told you about This is Us.
Speaker 4: I recommended that series This is Us, and so many
Speaker 4: of you went and watched it because I said it
Speaker 4: was the best years I've ever watched. That the main
Speaker 4: guy Jack his character fuck Mayo. You will die for him.
Speaker 4: And then someone pointed out to me that Jordan looks
Speaker 4: exactly like him, So I think that's where that came
Speaker 4: from too. I just wanted to add that in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you girls always know that you wanted children?
Speaker 3: I didn't necessarily want children. I think big one for
Speaker 3: me with having kids, and I'm so happy that I
Speaker 3: have kids now, But I never had that maternal pool
Speaker 3: to have them if it meant I wasn't doing it
Speaker 3: with my partner, So I wouldn't have had kids if
Speaker 3: they weren't Matt's kids, and I know how important kids
Speaker 3: were to him, so that's kind of what changed my mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so do you think.
Speaker 3: If you weren't with Matt and you were I guess, like,
Speaker 3: if you were this age now and single, do you
Speaker 3: think you would still want them?
Speaker 4: Or do you think it was purely because of Matt? Like,
Speaker 4: did you actually have no design?
Speaker 3: I guess the thing is like I wouldn't know where
Speaker 3: i'd be at if I wasn't with Matt. So like,
Speaker 3: I can't answer that question honestly because I can only
Speaker 3: answer it from the person who was thirty years old
Speaker 3: and wasn't sure if she wanted to have kids. But
Speaker 3: I also had never been in like a happy, stable
Speaker 3: relationship that made me feel like it was a safe.
Speaker 2: Environment to have kids.
Speaker 3: And like, I mean, some of you might know, but
Speaker 3: I think, like I don't really talk about my childhood
Speaker 3: very often at all, and it was not great when
Speaker 3: it came to like male figures in my life. My
Speaker 3: dad was absent for a lot of my childhood, or
Speaker 3: he was, you know, my parents were separated, but my
Speaker 3: mum was married to a pretty shitty guy, my stepdad,
Speaker 3: And so I just never wanted my life to be
Speaker 3: really hard, like my mum's life was hard, and that's
Speaker 3: kind of what I saw parenting could be like. And
Speaker 3: I didn't have the role models of what it could
Speaker 3: look like if it was a happy family unit. And
Speaker 3: now I know that nothing is a guarantee forever, and
Speaker 3: I know that, like there is no science sealed contract
Speaker 3: that means that Matt and I are going to parent
Speaker 3: Male and Lola for the rest of our lives, although
Speaker 3: that is our absolute intention. But it was the relationship
Speaker 3: that changed my mind. It was his enthusiasm about being
Speaker 3: a parent and also being a good dad which changed
Speaker 3: my mind as well being a family. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: think that that question also often when you talk about
Speaker 3: having children and stuff, if you have had a different
Speaker 3: experience to what he is, like the happy family unit,
Speaker 3: it can often change your perspective on having a family
Speaker 3: unit of your own in the future. Yeah, And I think,
Speaker 3: like I said, I'm so so happy that I have children,
Speaker 3: and like Molly and Laula are my absolute world and
Speaker 3: I've really taken to motherhood. I didn't realize how much
Speaker 3: motherhood transforms you, Like I know that you can we
Speaker 3: see them bemes and we see people talking about it
Speaker 3: on social media, but like I never really bought into
Speaker 3: that narrative. I didn't realize how much it changes every
Speaker 3: facet of your life and of your identity. So I
Speaker 3: am a better person now for being a mum, but
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have learned the lessons that I've learned. So
Speaker 3: I think it's one of those things where, like the
Speaker 3: beauty of hindsight, if I was still in the same position,
Speaker 3: whether I would have this reflection.
Speaker 2: How about you rate? Do you all an answer?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: I in all honesty, I'm thirty three, thirty four this year.
Speaker 4: I have changed a lot over the years with my
Speaker 4: perspective and what I think I wanted. I remember we've
Speaker 4: been with my first boyfriend, who was with for eight years,
Speaker 4: and I remember at like seventeen saying to him, I'm
Speaker 4: going to be a young mom, like we're gonna have
Speaker 4: kids young.
Speaker 3: I want four kids by like twenty five, because when
Speaker 3: you're seventeen twenty five, it was fucking old. As the
Speaker 3: years went by, And also I'll never know if this
Speaker 3: happened because of the relationships I was in or I
Speaker 3: don't know why I changed, but I started to want
Speaker 3: them less and less, not necessarily want them less and less,
Speaker 3: but it's time my kids.
Speaker 2: No, No, I was unsure, and then I met Laura's
Speaker 2: kids and I was positive. That's a lie.
Speaker 3: I think as the years went by and you get older,
Speaker 3: and maybe it was because I was single, I was
Speaker 3: traveling the world, my priority shifted.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to just be in a small town
Speaker 4: having children. And not that there's anything wrong with that,
Speaker 4: it was just I went through this bad breakup and
Speaker 4: I made a decision that all of a sudden, I
Speaker 4: wanted to travel the world and having kids isn't conducive
Speaker 4: to that. Also, I had no partner.
Speaker 3: So as I get older now, I mean, I just
Speaker 3: froze my eggs quite recently, and that is because I'm
Speaker 3: still unsure.
Speaker 4: I'm thirty four and I still don't know. Part of
Speaker 4: me thinks I can't see my life without a child,
Speaker 4: but I'm still not ready. I still feel and I
Speaker 4: know I need to sort of start to become ready,
Speaker 4: purely because of an age thing and a biological clock thing,
Speaker 4: and we just know it does get a little bit
Speaker 4: more difficult. But I don't have that overly maternal pool
Speaker 4: right now, and I think that's still because I'm very
Speaker 4: focused on career and I'm very happy in my life
Speaker 4: my partners on the outside of the world. I'm hoping
Speaker 4: that that changes, because I want to really want them
Speaker 4: like I do. Want to feel like I really want
Speaker 4: them otherwise.
Speaker 3: I've been asking my friends recently, literally, like last week,
Speaker 3: I'm like, how did you know?
Speaker 4: How do you know you want kids? Because it's really
Speaker 4: concerning to me that I don't have a clear answer.
Speaker 2: I don't think it needs to be concerning.
Speaker 3: I think that you are still unsure or even that
Speaker 3: you want to be like definitive in your answer. But
Speaker 3: I do think that we have been sold this fairy tale.
Speaker 3: I think that we've been sold that like you should
Speaker 3: expect to want to have children. But more and more
Speaker 3: these days, we're seeing people who are childless by choice.
Speaker 3: There are so many sacrifices that you have to make
Speaker 3: in being a mother. It's not just all of the
Speaker 3: beautiful things that you see on social media.
Speaker 2: It's not easy.
Speaker 3: It's it's a fucking, huge, huge sacrifice. And I think
Speaker 3: that there are people who make that decision and also
Speaker 3: regret that decision. I know that that's a really taboo
Speaker 3: thing to talk about. And I know it's a topic
Speaker 3: that I don't think anyone wants to touch because for
Speaker 3: fear of the backlash. But there are people, and there
Speaker 3: are times when people think, like, fuck, my life was.
Speaker 2: A lot easier before I had kids.
Speaker 3: I don't have any regret about my change of mind,
Speaker 3: Like I'm so happy that I am a mum now. However,
Speaker 3: like I said, if my circumstances had been different, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I would have changed my mind if
Speaker 3: I hadn't met Matt, if I met someone who didn't
Speaker 3: want to have kids, maybe I would have a life
Speaker 3: without kids.
Speaker 2: But you just you don't know.
Speaker 3: You life kind of changes depending on what you are
Speaker 3: presented with and what journey you kind of end up on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And the reason I say that I hope that I
Speaker 3: do have a definitive answer on whether I want them
Speaker 3: or not is purely because, like you just said, it's
Speaker 3: such a big sacrifice.
Speaker 2: It's a big decision.
Speaker 4: It's not like, oh, should I go to Europe this summer,
Speaker 4: Like should I spend that much money on Europe?
Speaker 2: Let's just see what happens. No, the decision is I'm
Speaker 2: never going to Europe again.
Speaker 1: But you know, like, oh, should.
Speaker 4: Should I go for this job? Let's see what happens.
Speaker 4: Like that's okay, because what's the worst thing that can happen.
Speaker 4: You can go and change your job. Having a child
Speaker 4: is forever. And it's not a decision that I think, well,
Speaker 4: for me, it's not a decision I want to take lightly.
Speaker 4: I want if I have a child. I want to
Speaker 4: make a conscious decision that i've like, yep, I bloody
Speaker 4: want this and I'm gonna make it happen.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be like do I don't, I
Speaker 2: do not. I'll get it, go it. Yeah, And I think, like,
Speaker 2: you know, whatever is for everyone.
Speaker 4: But the reason I phrase my eggs is I want
Speaker 4: the option and I want the choice. And I know
Speaker 4: that at thirty four, I'm you know, I'm in the
Speaker 4: medical industry. I know what happens to my eggs, and
Speaker 4: I know that they're deteriorating, and they are. The test
Speaker 4: said that they are. So now I've just taken control
Speaker 4: over that and whatever happens in the future, I know
Speaker 4: that I've done the right thing and I have the option.
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna see what happens.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe I'll have a little tennis, baby, maybe I won't.
Speaker 2: We'll see wash this space.
Speaker 3: I'm very excited for you to kind of tell your
Speaker 3: story about your egg freezing process and just seeing you
Speaker 3: go through that. I think I learned so much by
Speaker 3: literally watching you, and I think that'll be a pretty
Speaker 3: powerful episode.
Speaker 4: A lot of you guys are writing in about that,
Speaker 4: and I understand that you all have a lot of questions,
Speaker 4: and I promise you that we are going to do
Speaker 4: like a solid chunk in an episode on it, so
Speaker 4: I will answer them. So please don't think I'm ignoring you.
Speaker 2: If I haven't gotten back to you.
Speaker 4: But there has been a lot of you, like thousands
Speaker 4: of you, but we one hundred percent we'll do a
Speaker 4: really good, solid chat on it.
Speaker 3: All right, guys, that is it from us. We are
Speaker 3: actually going to go and take a holiday now.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: We just wanted to bring out this little bonus episode
Speaker 3: to keep you happy, to keep a bit of content
Speaker 3: up in your feeds, keep you satiated, and also to
Speaker 3: keep Keisha employed. Thank you, legends, and also Laura is
Speaker 3: off to enjoy your holiday. Fuck you, Mat, tell your mom,
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