Speaker 1: It's a Christian Acmons show podcast. Curfew.
Speaker 2: Last time I had a curfew, I was twelve years
Speaker 2: of age. I'm now forty seven. Curfew. We're in a
Speaker 2: city the only one in the world has been treated
Speaker 2: like we've been naughty. But that's it. That's it. Okay.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to do this, but now you've given
Speaker 2: us no choice. You're hurting yourself all the we are
Speaker 2: you have a curfew eight pm as well bed time
Speaker 2: for everyone. I told my kids yesterdays. They started to
Speaker 2: watch the press conference with me as well. We all
Speaker 2: had that feeling. It was all building up to Duran's
Speaker 2: big announcement. Then when you saw it's like it's going
Speaker 2: to be two thirty, you're like, wow, he's getting everything ready.
Speaker 2: The suit from the dry cleaner is no catman, do
Speaker 2: flee sip up for this press conference and they start
Speaker 2: to watch it, and then quickly when they got the
Speaker 2: good news about everything that was happening, they sort of disappeared.
Speaker 2: Then when they resurfaced about half an hour later, I said, oh, listen,
Speaker 2: you missed a bit where this curfew at eight scot
Speaker 2: is going to be really strict. They went, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we know. I want to know they're turning off all
Speaker 2: the Wi Fi. And they were like, they can't do that,
Speaker 2: they can't do that. How they're going to I had
Speaker 2: them convinced for ten minutes. They almost started writing it
Speaker 2: was actually dangerous what I did in my house. Yes,
Speaker 2: they say there's going to be curfew is one thing.
Speaker 2: Turning the white like Dan Andrews has got a big
Speaker 2: Wi Fi button. Yep, minds you. I mean it got
Speaker 2: turned off yesterday. If you would tell stras of that
Speaker 2: you had no Wi Fi yesterday anyway, with the with
Speaker 2: the outages. So how is everyone this morning? How are
Speaker 2: we all doing this morning?
Speaker 3: It's just a strange feeling, is the best way to
Speaker 3: say it.
Speaker 2: It is odd.
Speaker 4: I fully expected to be pulled up on the freeway
Speaker 4: today to be asked where I was going, But I wasn't.
Speaker 2: I was disappointed. Now. I was like honking my horn,
Speaker 2: driving past all the police stations, going out my way
Speaker 2: going five to five. I really shouldn't be out here.
Speaker 2: We've all got special letters, you see, we have special
Speaker 2: letters that say we're allowed to be out before the curfew.
Speaker 2: I kind of think anyone could fake that, oh, like
Speaker 2: I thought it would it says, we work in radio.
Speaker 2: But it's not even a kind of show busy entertainment
Speaker 2: letter like move aside off a showbiz coming through. It
Speaker 2: starts minus, starts quoting my employee number, which I didn't
Speaker 2: even know I had the employee number the police. So
Speaker 2: I'm going to get excited, going, do you know we
Speaker 2: had this morning we pulled over he works in radio,
Speaker 2: employee number nine oh three one oh.
Speaker 3: We'll just check that against our records three one oh
Speaker 3: get out of Duncan Cambon, national.
Speaker 2: Content director, also our day to day boss. It's such
Speaker 2: an important letter. Our boss obviously isn't deemed powerful enough
Speaker 2: to have any sway with the local authorities. The boss's
Speaker 2: boss has to sign off on this one because it's
Speaker 2: an important document. She's she's mentioned in there, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's it's important this that the police have someone to
Speaker 2: call up. Our actual big boss does not want to
Speaker 2: be called Did you notice that? Is that? If you
Speaker 2: want to verify this? Cool Susan Carter. Now our boss
Speaker 2: is actually called Sue, but in the letter she's referred
Speaker 2: to as Susan.
Speaker 3: Much more formal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sue sounds a bit frivolous. Susan. Susan says, state
Speaker 2: of disaster. So what do we the curfew really people
Speaker 2: are getting Obviously people are very upset and angry and frustrated,
Speaker 2: and we have every right to feel those things. That's
Speaker 2: all vaniered at the moment. But also really we can
Speaker 2: if this is what's needed to be done. And we've
Speaker 2: all seen the numbers at the weekend. What was it yesterday, Patsy.
Speaker 2: The numbers were six hundred and something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was our second highest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the numbers are really high. It's like if you
Speaker 2: were Dan Andrews and he isn't operating alone, all you've
Speaker 2: heard yesterday is Dan has done this. Dictator, Dan has
Speaker 2: done that. As if it's just.
Speaker 3: Him, everybody out of my chambers.
Speaker 2: I need to think my dictator's outfit as well. I
Speaker 2: think as well. It's like he's taken advice from actual experts,
Speaker 2: not people online as spouting various rubbish. You know nothing
Speaker 2: about men of science and learning all over the world
Speaker 2: that be taken advice about what's need to be done.
Speaker 2: The numbers are very very high. They got really high
Speaker 2: last week, they're still really high now. And as he
Speaker 2: said at the top of this, if we carry on
Speaker 2: doing what we're doing, this will take six months to
Speaker 2: get down to lower them. It's too long. None of
Speaker 2: us want that by doing I guess a kind of
Speaker 2: short sharp shop is to try and bring the numbers
Speaker 2: down quicker. And also, what do you got to do
Speaker 2: after eight o'clock that you can't get it done by
Speaker 2: eight o'clock? You got five am. Get up nice and early.
Speaker 2: If you're so desperately, go your seven eleven for a slurpee.
Speaker 2: The thing I did love yesterday is when an exercise
Speaker 2: exercise is going to be limited to an hour a day?
Speaker 5: You kidding me?
Speaker 2: I've got any more than hour. It goes my daily
Speaker 2: marathon I've been doing at the moment and hour how
Speaker 2: much you get in those daily workouts to an hour? Now?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: One of the breakfast TV shows right now is every
Speaker 2: time they do anything, there are idents all screen with
Speaker 2: a picture of a virus. State of disaster. That isn't
Speaker 2: happening nice. It's not having at all, is it. That's
Speaker 2: like if we had every time you know, you went
Speaker 2: to a song came in the back of it. I
Speaker 2: just yelled, state of disaster. It's kind about six you know,
Speaker 2: that isn't helping everybody. Okay, we need to remind us
Speaker 2: us we are okay. Luckily, if you are okay, you
Speaker 2: really are okay. And as we start to find out Friday,
Speaker 2: we've got more messages that have coming over the weekend
Speaker 2: for various people letting us know about either COVID wars
Speaker 2: that they work on or their loved ones who work
Speaker 2: in these real frontline conditions. They are having it really tough,
Speaker 2: you know, and if if that's you gender, you are
Speaker 2: having it tough. But the rest of us who are
Speaker 2: have got the luxury of even being able to moan
Speaker 2: about it. We still are okay compared to a lot
Speaker 2: of people right now Melbourne who are in a really,
Speaker 2: really tough situation, and those worried about loved ones that
Speaker 2: actually do have you know, the numbers that we keep
Speaker 2: saying every day that we could refer to as numbers,
Speaker 2: those are actually people as well. So we've got some
Speaker 2: more messages. We'll update you why we're trying to find
Speaker 2: out who is working on COVID wars because we're trying
Speaker 2: to get them help basic sort of energy, drinks and food,
Speaker 2: which we've got a little update on this morning, and
Speaker 2: then hopefully a lot more tomorrow as we put it
Speaker 2: all together. Did you guys see any panic buying yesterday
Speaker 2: after the two thirty announcement?
Speaker 4: It was outrageous. On a Sunday, I go shopping for
Speaker 4: mom and Dad because I don't want them going to
Speaker 4: the shops they're in their late seventies. And the line
Speaker 4: to Aldi, our local Aldie, was snaked through the car park.
Speaker 4: It was incredible.
Speaker 3: But sometimes there's those lines for Aldi just to get
Speaker 3: like a jaffle maker.
Speaker 2: It was special. That's about six on a Friday for
Speaker 2: the Big w and Kma after Pantsy's double thumbs that
Speaker 2: step ladder of cheese that she was promoting on Friday.
Speaker 4: Hashtag influenza, but it was crazy.
Speaker 2: Hashtag influenza because you are that you're faster.
Speaker 4: And then I went over to Woolies to have a
Speaker 4: look there and there was no meat left. There was
Speaker 4: no sausages. I couldn't get my sausages and I couldn't
Speaker 4: get my beef mints. People are just like locusts.
Speaker 2: Well about the snow.
Speaker 4: Piece, No, I could get snow pees.
Speaker 2: Okay, so fluctuating, but then you've got to you've got
Speaker 2: snow peas as well.
Speaker 3: Did you see panic buying? I did the last minute dash. Yes,
Speaker 3: there's a lot of people did. As it got closer
Speaker 3: to eight o'clock and we can't be outside anymore and go, oh,
Speaker 3: well we need milk for tomorrow. I was just like
Speaker 3: last orders, Yeah, yeah, last drinks. So I went about
Speaker 3: seven twenty. I didn't realize that the coals near us
Speaker 3: was going to close at seven point thirty, so I
Speaker 3: guess give people half hour to get back into their homes.
Speaker 3: So it was it was this weird everybody was sort
Speaker 3: of in this half walk half jog getting around the of.
Speaker 2: Course, because you're in North melbournround the fits or whatever,
Speaker 2: so they don't want to be seen to be uncold
Speaker 2: enough to be panicking, but they're not walking and grazy.
Speaker 2: It's that thing you do when you cross the road
Speaker 2: where you don't want to sprint, but you ain't walking.
Speaker 2: You know there's a car coming.
Speaker 3: Up, You pick up your place just a little bit,
Speaker 3: but not so much to look embarrassed.
Speaker 2: And you're running away. You know, I'm not panicking or anything.
Speaker 2: I'm not sprinting across the.
Speaker 3: Road, but yeah, you're right, bananas all out I had
Speaker 3: to do that thing where there's a couple of like
Speaker 3: single bananas that nobody wanted and I'd pick them up,
Speaker 3: and I guess this is the jackie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're back to panic. You think that we're not
Speaker 2: allowed to go out at all. It was like you've
Speaker 2: got all day long, all day long, just because who
Speaker 2: actually was going grocery shopping after eight o'clock in the
Speaker 2: evening anyway? No one's doing that every week as a
Speaker 2: regular thing. Isn't that strange thing when someone says don't
Speaker 2: do something, they start panicking, like we can't go shopping again.
Speaker 2: And also when Dan Andrews yesterday said we're going to
Speaker 2: have to limit grocery shopping just to just once a day.
Speaker 3: Who's doing it?
Speaker 2: It's never that enjoyable. I think, you know, I'm going
Speaker 2: to go back in hour. Actually so much from grocery
Speaker 2: shopping hashtag grocery shopping. The other thing that happened in
Speaker 2: our house is obviously my oldest daughter has her boyfriend.
Speaker 2: It's all about that five K that five K zone,
Speaker 2: wasn't it, and intimate partner. So she gets her phone
Speaker 2: out and she starts seeing how far away he lives. Right,
Speaker 2: I really know it's eight hundred and twenty three meters
Speaker 2: And then I go, well, you wanted to see him
Speaker 2: because obviously you're just sixteen and you two have only
Speaker 2: kissed because you need to be an intimate partner. And
Speaker 2: it was a very awkward atmosphe between the two of us.
Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Come on it to Diane, I think I listened to us.
Speaker 2: In Tasmania over the weekend, the local newspaper, the Mercury,
Speaker 2: they're doing a missing person's week and over the weekend
Speaker 2: the newspapers started to write about it and had a
Speaker 2: couple of articles of can you help find them? However, sadly,
Speaker 2: I don't know who was overseeing that. She's put she
Speaker 2: spotted this one of the people who sadly went missing
Speaker 2: in nineteen fifty six, nineteen fifty at that time.
Speaker 3: Wait, this gets better.
Speaker 2: In nineteen fifty six, this person they're now looking for
Speaker 2: in the year twenty twenty was fifty three. Can you
Speaker 2: help me find them? Can you help file it? So
Speaker 2: they're fifty three in nineteen fifty there are hundreds something,
Speaker 2: aren't that?
Speaker 3: One hundred and seventeen?
Speaker 2: So if you're in Tasi have a good look at
Speaker 2: there's anyone over one hundred one hundreds? Can you find
Speaker 2: them now? One hundred and seventeen.
Speaker 3: Claim your award from the Mercury and they also claim
Speaker 3: your award from Guinness Book, a record for finding world's
Speaker 3: oldest person.
Speaker 2: Somewhere in Tasmania on Saturday night. Then I was too
Speaker 2: much Friday. On Saturday night, me and a couple of friends,
Speaker 2: we had a online zoom hangout and it was a
Speaker 2: quiz and like a lot of English people over here
Speaker 2: in Australia, we do a thing Christmas in July and
Speaker 2: it didn't really out because it was a beautiful It
Speaker 2: was actually a really nice It was a very mild
Speaker 2: day on Saturday, right I had shorts on t shirt
Speaker 2: walking the dog down the beach right away. We did
Speaker 2: Christmas in July. My wife made the turkey, we had
Speaker 2: a whole dinner together. Yeah, I just loved it was
Speaker 2: really really nice. And then we did this quiz. So
Speaker 2: there were four couples all doing the zoom thing, you
Speaker 2: know and the split square screens, and each couple had
Speaker 2: to host a round and one of the round so
Speaker 2: I'm going to put up on Facebook. Actually one of
Speaker 2: the guys were friend Andy, you guys know as Johnny Cash,
Speaker 2: lovely man. He did. The best round was his round.
Speaker 2: You've got you guys already seen it. It's a movie
Speaker 2: emoticon quiz. The movie titles are a motor con so
Speaker 2: you have on your phone if you'll have a look
Speaker 2: at it. We're going to put up on our Facebook
Speaker 2: Page's twenty four of them. See how many you can get.
Speaker 2: One of the rounds I did was about Christmas movie.
Speaker 2: So all these questions I've got here about Christmas films,
Speaker 2: and I know it's not Christmas is actually auchut today.
Speaker 2: But do you want some of these questions I do? Right,
Speaker 2: So you two take each other on how many Home
Speaker 2: Alone movies were there?
Speaker 3: Three? I'm going to go four?
Speaker 2: Five?
Speaker 4: Oh are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Too many? The only even on the first one
Speaker 2: was brilliant and.
Speaker 3: Then the third Home Alone that doesn't have Micholie Culk
Speaker 3: in it anymore. In the first two they are in
Speaker 3: different countries, in different cities, right his family in home
Speaker 3: line three, his parents are just at work for the dough.
Speaker 2: You're kidding, The story is jack If that's the third,
Speaker 2: what do we get to at five. They've gone to
Speaker 2: the shops.
Speaker 3: I think maybe out in the backyard for a couple
Speaker 3: of minutes.
Speaker 2: They're on hundred and seventeen. He can't find them. What
Speaker 2: is the human elf? What's his name?
Speaker 3: The human el?
Speaker 4: The human elf?
Speaker 2: Because he's not actually an elfl isn't actually an elf.
Speaker 2: He's a kind of yes to Jack name the British
Speaker 2: actor who plays the terrorist Baddie in the first die Hard.
Speaker 4: Movie, Alan Rickman. It was on last night.
Speaker 2: That was it? Great movie, isn't it. Yeah? Now, by
Speaker 2: the way, a lot of emails coming over the last
Speaker 2: couple of days because a lot of people got confused.
Speaker 2: And it's very easy done. I'm not I totally understand.
Speaker 2: You know, radio we're in the background. Sometimes you just
Speaker 2: you hear what you think you hear. On Friday Show,
Speaker 2: I was saying, how Jeremy Irons, the actor is in
Speaker 2: die Hard three. Now, a lot of you got confused.
Speaker 2: I thought that, I said, But I'm a bit of
Speaker 2: clear it up. I clearly said on Friday Show, if
Speaker 2: you rewind the tape, I've got it here. Let me
Speaker 2: just press play. Hi, it's Friday morning. A lot of
Speaker 2: bit were confused at the moment about Jeremy Irons. Jeremy
Speaker 2: Irones was in die Hard three. It's Friday morning, so
Speaker 2: that was a.
Speaker 3: Table and it must have got There must have been
Speaker 3: a lot of jumbling in the radio waves on Friday,
Speaker 3: because we've got a lot of emails, a lot of
Speaker 3: tanks correcting you.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's a sad way we're living, isn't it.
Speaker 2: People just wanted to damage my good name about Jeremy
Speaker 2: iron Facts. What year was Love actually released?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love that movie. Oh I'll go two thousand and three,
Speaker 3: Bang to Jack.
Speaker 2: How did you know that?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Two thousand and five. My first girlfriend already remember watching
Speaker 3: it at home on video with her, so it already
Speaker 3: had been out for at least a year and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seventeen years old, that movie. Two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: How many ghosts visit Scrooge in a Christmas carrotry?
Speaker 4: You're fast? I would have said three as well.
Speaker 2: Four. Everyone knows about the ghost of Christmas present, the
Speaker 2: ghost of Christmas past, and the ghost of Christmas yet
Speaker 2: to come. But it's also Jacob Marley's business partner. All right.
Speaker 2: Last two questions? How old is Kevin mccaudy, Colkin in
Speaker 2: the first Home Alone movie eight six seven. What is
Speaker 2: the most successful Christmas movie ever?
Speaker 4: Oh a miraculum, thirty fourth.
Speaker 3: Street, I'll go home.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually the Grinch. Really, do you know The
Speaker 2: Grinch has made over a billion dollars. Yeah, I had
Speaker 2: no idea when I was researching these questions. I just
Speaker 2: presumed like you, I thought it might be Home Alone,
Speaker 2: or like you'd actually go for one of the Muppet
Speaker 2: movies mister Grinch, And I just saw the money. It's
Speaker 2: made a billion dollars. Anyway, there's your Christmas. You can
Speaker 2: have that later on this you need to use at
Speaker 2: the inn and have a look on our Facebook on
Speaker 2: Instagram page. That's what you'll do with the movie emotocon Quiz,
Speaker 2: which I think you'll enjoy.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian I connells The Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We did this every single day last week thanks to
Speaker 2: Australian Ninja Worry Back Tonight seven thirty catch Shane Crawfield
Speaker 2: as well on Channel nine. We got with our power tower,
Speaker 2: our ten K power tower into this week. It's a
Speaker 2: thousand dollars a day again. Let's play Christian O'Connell's tim
Speaker 2: k power tower to reminder how it works. Then Jack
Speaker 2: and Bat will do the demo round. At the moment
Speaker 2: so far, Jack is again in the lead. In the lead.
Speaker 2: It's quite it's quite a theme on this show. Oh,
Speaker 2: come on top of the class of the postman. He's
Speaker 2: on twenty eight. Oh wow, that she's doing good. She's
Speaker 2: only halfway behind you at seventeen.
Speaker 4: It's not that far behind. Half of twenty eight to fourteen.
Speaker 2: I below, but I'll give you a point for that.
Speaker 2: Pass is now an age you think some are arithmetic
Speaker 2: in the morning. All right, So let's go first of
Speaker 2: all with pats. I'm going to give you an easy
Speaker 2: one now, okay, oh yeah, you get fifteen seconds like
Speaker 2: callers will. In a second, we're going to open the
Speaker 2: lines now nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 2: We give you the category. You get fifteen seconds. You
Speaker 2: know what you get one thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Patsy animals any animal.
Speaker 2: No, animals that live underground.
Speaker 4: Ooh, animals that adds do they leave underground? Caterpillars, wombats
Speaker 4: go underground. Rabbits, snakes can go underground. Possums don't they're
Speaker 4: in a tree, umm underground.
Speaker 3: That's about five. You wasted so much time telling us
Speaker 3: afterwards to live underground, to live underground.
Speaker 2: To see your fear. I haven't changed the rules of
Speaker 2: the weekend that you must stay out. Now all workings
Speaker 2: we need your internal monologue must be said Corners. Perhaps
Speaker 2: you get there five five? You did very well. Jack.
Speaker 2: You're gonna stay with the animal theme.
Speaker 3: Animals that hop or jump, kangaroo, rabbit, grasshopper.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 3: Oh good, there's gotta be more. Oh no, no stay
Speaker 3: of disaster.
Speaker 4: Oh what a shame? Only three Jack.
Speaker 2: Jacket. A tougher one now, yeah, that's a tough one.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast, second week of this Then our
Speaker 2: ten k power Tower or thanks to Australian Ninja Worry,
Speaker 2: which is back on Channel nine tonight. That's seven thirty.
Speaker 2: We have two people that's played this morning right now.
Speaker 2: Consistance ready, unblock your minds, allow your thoughts to flow free.
Speaker 2: Remember you have a power. Let's play Christian O'Connell's ting
Speaker 2: Cave Power Tower all right up first this morning. Then
Speaker 2: seeing if he Awn's got the power and can win
Speaker 2: one thousand dollars. We have you, Liam, Good morning, Liam,
Speaker 2: Good day, Christian. How's it going, good mate? And how
Speaker 2: are you mate? How are you this morning? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't complain for a Monday morning. So had
Speaker 6: a nice long weekend, so all cozied up at home, so.
Speaker 2: You can't complain about that, good man. Okayin you sounds
Speaker 2: like you're on the road. You want to the way
Speaker 2: to work now?
Speaker 6: Yeah mate, yep, yep, on me way to work?
Speaker 2: Yep. Do what do you do? Liam?
Speaker 6: I'm a days mechanic mane.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, all right, Liam, I've got a good cashcrew
Speaker 2: for you. So you got fifteen seconds. There's no reason
Speaker 2: why in theory you shouldn't smash this.
Speaker 7: Sure it's a diesel engines, all right, Liam, you got
Speaker 7: fifteen seconds to tell us as many items of ladies
Speaker 7: clothing go.
Speaker 6: Ah, boots, skirts, dresses, high heels, handbag? Uh what else?
Speaker 2: Yep? I thought you get higher? I mean bronze knickers, bousers.
Speaker 6: True, very true, just a bit of a mental plank.
Speaker 6: I wasn't actually quite ready for that one, but I
Speaker 6: don't know.
Speaker 2: I've got foot feces as well, lots of them. Boots,
Speaker 2: high heels could go, thongs that you went boots.
Speaker 3: High heels to accept a handbag.
Speaker 2: We will five then, all right, five for Liam. It
Speaker 2: might be enough. Okay, let's see how Katherine gets on.
Speaker 2: Come on to Kathleen. Hello, Kathleen, how are we Hey?
Speaker 2: We're good. How was your weekend? Kathleen?
Speaker 8: It's lovely, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're at home right now. No, I'm not work
Speaker 2: already you work? I mean not even seven o'clock. What
Speaker 2: do you do, Kathleen? What are you up to?
Speaker 8: I work for a rooft supply company, right, okay, and
Speaker 8: in the factory here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well stay safe. Okay. So here's your category. Your
Speaker 2: one is I'm looking for fifteen seconds. Name as many
Speaker 2: love songs? Hello?
Speaker 8: Oh gee, you've got none that one love songs?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Maybe it's too hot, it's too hot,
Speaker 2: you know what? Give another category men's clothing, bed.
Speaker 8: Shorts, trousers, belt, braces, stocks, overall, we've got hats, job love.
Speaker 2: Hi, you've done it. You've done it, well done, You've
Speaker 2: got it. Kathleen. It sounded like you were actually selling
Speaker 2: some because you went, we've got hats, scars.
Speaker 3: That's to see the braces in there as well. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you hear about thet there's tons.
Speaker 2: Of braces o your lockdown braces is what we need
Speaker 2: to do about that. Now, your pet, we've got pants, trousers.
Speaker 2: Come on in, Kathleen, well done. You've got a thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: That's not a bad way to start this week, is it?
Speaker 2: One thousand dollars?
Speaker 8: Fantastic?
Speaker 2: Oh great, Just don't forget you've got to spend it
Speaker 2: before eight pm tonight. Otherwise as a all right, well done,
Speaker 2: Kathleen tough luckily Iam back tomorrow morning. Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connors show. Welcome to today's show. I
Speaker 2: hope everybody is well, and it's a strange weekend, and
Speaker 2: all I will say is we all just need to
Speaker 2: It's almost like we just need to slow it all
Speaker 2: down the moment, because the news yesterday was like a
Speaker 2: caffeine highly aginalized rush of words like state of disaster.
Speaker 2: These are not words that are easily to disco Oh well, yes,
Speaker 2: that's yeah, Yeah, that's all right. I feel really good
Speaker 2: internally right now about being told that I am living
Speaker 2: now in a state of disaster. And then there's other
Speaker 2: things I can posed. Curfews. We now have to all
Speaker 2: go to bed by eight o'clock in the evening. You know,
Speaker 2: we are living through history, and Jenny is I said
Speaker 2: that at the kids when we're watching the press conference this,
Speaker 2: I went, this is history. We are living through history.
Speaker 2: And it turns out living through history sucks. It's really
Speaker 2: easy when you're watching a Netflix documentary on history going.
Speaker 2: That must have been awful for them. But I've got
Speaker 2: all this wine and cheese in front of me. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm all right, let me just turn the thermoste up
Speaker 2: and our reflect and put it all into context. I
Speaker 2: know who the good guys are. I know who the
Speaker 2: baddies are. Suddenly, when you're in history and any thinking,
Speaker 2: we don't know any more acts there are to play
Speaker 2: in this? Yeah? Are we at the start of this?
Speaker 2: The middle of it? Are we coming to the end? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How many episodes left on the how many seasons.
Speaker 2: In season one? Jack, You're right, it's an interest when
Speaker 2: you think about that. This actually when we say this
Speaker 2: quite strange times, No, no, these are extraordinary times we're
Speaker 2: living in. But these are all the thoughts you have.
Speaker 2: Then all these emotions come, and there's fear, there's paranori,
Speaker 2: and it's very very easy to run away with all
Speaker 2: of it, and suddenly you're not even in your own
Speaker 2: physical body. You've lost yourself, haven't you. You're in these
Speaker 2: thoughts and oh my god, what about that? I need
Speaker 2: to get out of shops right now? Other people are
Speaker 2: going to be in a point lou role. I need
Speaker 2: lou role. I need to get my low role right now.
Speaker 2: Where's the flipping meat? I need me very quickly. You're
Speaker 2: in a You're not in a good place, and I
Speaker 2: think that's how we all started to feel. Yesterday. It
Speaker 2: was this lethargy on a Sunday and this to almost
Speaker 2: depressive kind of vibe to all. You know, even you
Speaker 2: saw the kind of language and the body in English
Speaker 2: coming from Dan himself having to give us this news.
Speaker 2: Goodness knows what he has to wake up to every
Speaker 2: single day and the different briefings and that. But the
Speaker 2: thing is we have to also hang on to hope
Speaker 2: and positivity because most of us right now are okay,
Speaker 2: and we are incredibly lucky to be that we are
Speaker 2: actually okay. And it's about checking in with yourself and
Speaker 2: actually coming back into your physical body, slowing down all
Speaker 2: the thoughts that are racing around in your heads. Right
Speaker 2: now and the drama of homeschooling. But I had to
Speaker 2: remind myself yesterday. I said this because I need to
Speaker 2: do this yesterday, and not for a walk with the
Speaker 2: dog yesterday after all, because I could film myself starting
Speaker 2: to go, oh, I don't know why I'm going to
Speaker 2: see my parents against my mum's birthday next month. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, poor me, poor me. And and then yesterday
Speaker 2: it was a lovely Sunday afternoon and I felt the
Speaker 2: sun on my face and I went, I'm okay, I
Speaker 2: am okay, and I'll get up tomorrow, I'll come in.
Speaker 2: I'll do this a job I love. So the thing
Speaker 2: I'm trying to say is that we have to just
Speaker 2: reminds us that we are most of us, luckily, are okay.
Speaker 2: And I've been reminded of that a lot over the
Speaker 2: weekend because I'm reading about what we started last Thursday
Speaker 2: and Friday. Last Thursday. We've got an email we came
Speaker 2: in towards the end of the show Wednesday from a
Speaker 2: nurse on a COVID ward called Ebony. What she started
Speaker 2: is incredible. Everbody sends an email, I just saying can
Speaker 2: we have some energy drinks? We just need energy drinks.
Speaker 2: We're tired, we're doing ten twelve hour ships, we are exhausted.
Speaker 2: We just need entergy drinks. And on Thursday, we've got
Speaker 2: a call from a lovely guy, Damien, who is actually
Speaker 2: the chief executive. He heard it all of AIA, their
Speaker 2: insurance company, and straight away you offered five thousand dollars
Speaker 2: to get as many energy drinks as they need. We thought, well,
Speaker 2: that's a hell of a lot of energy drinks. They
Speaker 2: don't need. Ebythany didn't ask for five thousand dollars worth,
Speaker 2: she just wanted a couple. So then we started to say, well,
Speaker 2: look we can help out quite a few wards now.
Speaker 2: And then Coca Cola heard about this. They've donated five
Speaker 2: thousand dollars worth of power rade as well. Now we've
Speaker 2: got ten thousand dollars worth of energy drinks. And then
Speaker 2: Cole's heard about this. Coals said that they want to
Speaker 2: help out. They've got all the food and snacks that
Speaker 2: are these doctors and nurses might need as well, they've
Speaker 2: got the infrastructure they can liver it to various students
Speaker 2: as well. So that's where we were at the end
Speaker 2: of Friday show. Was the great news that Cole's were
Speaker 2: coming on board. But we need to know where are
Speaker 2: all these covid wards, what you need, who are you
Speaker 2: and we want to hear from you as well. So
Speaker 2: of the weekend I've been in Onundad with these amazing emails.
Speaker 2: I share this with the team, the lovely pitch of
Speaker 2: Water just to Karen, he's got the double thumbs up,
Speaker 2: who just wanted to thank us. He just stepped out
Speaker 2: of a covid ward to thank us and everyone who
Speaker 2: listens to this show and all the good people of
Speaker 2: Melbourne for trying to think of them right now to
Speaker 2: help them out as well.
Speaker 3: And it's a reminder of look at all the ppa
Speaker 3: they have to wear, and I mean that's their whole shift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Karen put at the end of this email, I
Speaker 2: can take more photos if you need it, Karen, don't
Speaker 2: worry about I think you've got more important things to
Speaker 2: do going other than the website likes to see if
Speaker 2: you can just get a couple more.
Speaker 3: The lighting's not that good, Karen, closer to a window
Speaker 3: maybe when the sun shining right.
Speaker 2: And I'm still got a song when we come back
Speaker 2: after George Michael, I've got some amazing emails from you
Speaker 2: letting us know who are these heroes? Who are these
Speaker 2: angels are out there right now, hard at work, probably
Speaker 2: at the end or art in a long day. They
Speaker 2: don't fully know what's ahead of them. So I've got
Speaker 2: some of these amazing emails for us all.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The big thing we're asking at the moment is can
Speaker 2: you tell us about anyone who works on a COVID
Speaker 2: ward Let us know who they are and what can
Speaker 2: we get for them? Because we can, we are going
Speaker 2: to be in a position this week to actually start
Speaker 2: to get energy, drinks, snacks, food, whatever that you really
Speaker 2: need the dods as nurses, we are going to try
Speaker 2: and help as many of you as possible. It is
Speaker 2: kind of like help the people who are helping us
Speaker 2: at the moment. Some of the emails that were coming
Speaker 2: over the weekend. Thank you very much to people who
Speaker 2: took time to email many over the weekend. Christian, I'm
Speaker 2: an anesthetic nurse at Saint John Hospital and Berrick listen
Speaker 2: to the show every day. Towards the end of last week,
Speaker 2: a hospital received thirty residents from a nursing home who
Speaker 2: are all effectively COVID positive a hospital was given an
Speaker 2: hour's notice. Can you imagine that you're dealing with people
Speaker 2: who are very, very, I mean seriously ill right on
Speaker 2: the line, asked Arfa on that ward were awesome. We've
Speaker 2: also got staff from other wars who are volunteering at
Speaker 2: the end of their shifts to come and share the load.
Speaker 2: This is what we need to hear about right now.
Speaker 2: It just changes your perspective. It gives you a different
Speaker 2: lens to look at something else. If there's anything all
Speaker 2: your listeners could do to show support right now, I
Speaker 2: cannot tell you how much it'd be appreciated by them
Speaker 2: all and all of us. It's a strange time. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. That's from Niki Christian. I'd like to
Speaker 2: nominate Megan Clark in the pharmacy department at the Canopede
Speaker 2: Ness Cocoon ree Forest and Avery Wards at Monash Children's
Speaker 2: Hospital in Clayton. They've all been working. All those Wards
Speaker 2: have been working tarrenessy throughout the virus crisis. Any help
Speaker 2: you can give them will be greatly appreciated. I listen
Speaker 2: to your show every morning before school and if I
Speaker 2: can think of anything positive to come from home, listening.
Speaker 2: It's a home learning. Sorry is that I get to
Speaker 2: hear all the outwork time wasters and listen. Kaitlin. That's
Speaker 2: very nice, but it does not replace education. Do not
Speaker 2: ever mistake this show for education or even sometimes don't
Speaker 2: come here looking for entertainment. I'm not sure what we
Speaker 2: offer up, but it's neither educational or entertainment. Okay, but Caitlin,
Speaker 2: thank you for your lovely email. Kate. Then that's very
Speaker 2: kin Let's know about that, Christian. Well listen to you
Speaker 2: guys every day. And our family owned food factory we
Speaker 2: would like to donate as well. Along with Cohle's and
Speaker 2: your friend at AIA, we'd like to donate one thousand
Speaker 2: black rice toasties to help our heroes. That's very kind
Speaker 2: of you. Nick karamusis at zerofood dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Thank you for offer a help out. Christ Let me
Speaker 2: tell you about I work in the Infectious Disease Department
Speaker 2: v IDs VIDs at the Royal Melbourne. We have two
Speaker 2: hot wards at present. The staff in these wards are
Speaker 2: in ppe gear their entire shift, hardly enough time for
Speaker 2: drink or food breaks. The OPD section of the unit
Speaker 2: has a refrigerated water cooler that we moved into our
Speaker 2: breakrom to store water in cool water, but of course
Speaker 2: it became tepid. The bridge. The fridge is breaking down.
Speaker 2: We really really need is a fridge. Let's add that
Speaker 2: then to our shopping list.
Speaker 3: Don't know the last time I bought a fridge at Cole's.
Speaker 3: But yes, I'm sure we'll be able to do something.
Speaker 2: We do have friends in Harvey Norman and Robert Ian
Speaker 2: s as well always said pick up the phone. We
Speaker 2: will be on the phone to them after today's show.
Speaker 2: Fridge then for the infectious disease departments viz At Royal Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Please don't think me arrogant, but you cannot mention my
Speaker 2: name on the radio.
Speaker 3: Oh did you already do it?
Speaker 2: No? No, not arrogant at all. We just curious as
Speaker 2: to know. We don't even want to be associated with
Speaker 2: the show. I want you, how do you not use
Speaker 2: my name? Keep me out of this? This consm Pricey,
Speaker 2: Neil Price, Christian. Can I give a shout tell all
Speaker 2: the pharmacists out there. My wife has been a hospital
Speaker 2: pharmacists now for thirty years at the Eastern Health System
Speaker 2: and an ow Monarch System. Her job is to go
Speaker 2: war towards and sure all the patients get the correct medicines.
Speaker 2: She also has to travel from hospital to hospital in
Speaker 2: various hot areas as well. She is an exposed essential worker,
Speaker 2: not given PPE. She's had to make her own mask.
Speaker 2: The hospitals are keeping what precious little PPE gear they
Speaker 2: have for the hospital for the hospital's staff, so she's
Speaker 2: not expecting anything. She doesn't even know I'm emailing this
Speaker 2: over the weekend. She'd be embarrassed, but I know what
Speaker 2: she needs to bought. Neil Price, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: as well, Christian, My daughter and her colleagues are in
Speaker 2: an acute medical ward right at the crisis point that
Speaker 2: you start talking about Friday break times need to be
Speaker 2: quick and easy. What they really need is instant coffee,
Speaker 2: easy snacks, ready meal. If there's any way you can
Speaker 2: help up supplying a coffee, a coffee machine for the
Speaker 2: put that to the shopping. This is getting longer and longer.
Speaker 2: There a coffee machine. I will try. I can't make
Speaker 2: any promises. I will try everything to get you a
Speaker 2: copy coffee machine for your daughter, Kate and everyone in
Speaker 2: the acute medical ward. That sounds like they really need.
Speaker 1: That, Christian, O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So every day we're looking for your listening about the
Speaker 2: people who are hard working on COVID, yours and units.
Speaker 2: It might be you your team. We're going to learn
Speaker 2: a lot of new war words. What is a Flem bottomist? Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm doing a shout out now, Christian min Is Fay,
Speaker 2: I'm a Flem bottomist. Could you do a shout out
Speaker 2: for all the other Flem bottomists that are you making
Speaker 2: this up? Faye? Is this a hospital prank right now?
Speaker 2: What is a Flem bottomist?
Speaker 3: I guess you analyze the Flem.
Speaker 4: Yeah, deal with someone doing the respiratory track, wouldn't it bottomist?
Speaker 3: No, that doesn't mean they analyzed the bottom They just did.
Speaker 2: A saying the Flem didn't understand a bottomist? Do you
Speaker 2: think of botany, which is biology and plant life? But
Speaker 2: a bottomist is the the We're going to need some
Speaker 2: sort of serial or our gooogle, aren't they? For some anyway?
Speaker 2: Faye and all the other Flem bottomists right now working
Speaker 2: very very hard. Shout out to you guys. All right,
Speaker 2: the next twenty minutes, then we're going to work the
Speaker 2: song that sums up our weekend. So over the last
Speaker 2: couple of months of Lockdown one and lockdown to my
Speaker 2: thirteen year old daughter, I'm in awe of her productivity.
Speaker 2: She has tied her hair five times, tye her hair
Speaker 2: five times, learn how to skateboard, and then on a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, she said, I want to have
Speaker 2: my ears pissed for something called seconds. That's where there's
Speaker 2: a second piercing. And I frobbed her off with the
Speaker 2: classic this is this is a little parenting tip pee.
Speaker 2: You go, as long as it can be done professionally
Speaker 2: and safely. Because I knew it they were going to
Speaker 2: start to close those places now. So as long as
Speaker 2: it we could done safely and professionally, you know, in
Speaker 2: accordance with strict hygiene standards, I don't have a problem
Speaker 2: with that. Friday night, she goes, she comes down, she goes,
Speaker 2: I want to go. I want to pierce my ears
Speaker 2: right now. It's Friday night. Right was caught away and
Speaker 2: I said, why do you want to do it right?
Speaker 2: Why do you want to piss your ears right now?
Speaker 2: So that's what she said to me. I said, you bored.
Speaker 2: I said, you can watch TV with me, or we
Speaker 2: can play a board game. That went actually pits my
Speaker 2: ears as well, So I said, how are you going
Speaker 2: to do it? Now?
Speaker 3: So she's going to do it herself.
Speaker 2: She's done it. She's done it. Hell ice cubes. So
Speaker 2: I go listen, be very careful. What are you going
Speaker 2: to do? Right? Did I mention my wife is up
Speaker 2: by the.
Speaker 3: Way, the.
Speaker 2: Parent is right there? What a bonding experience between a
Speaker 2: dad and his thirteen year old daughter. Then the dad
Speaker 2: getting some ice cubes, handing them lovingly to his daughter
Speaker 2: and going numb the lobe with this. That's what she did.
Speaker 2: She went upstairs right with the ice cubes and a needle,
Speaker 2: and it was six year old daughter goes, I don't
Speaker 2: think mum's going to be cool with that.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you didn't even watch it happen? Do I
Speaker 3: need to?
Speaker 4: It was the biggest adult in all of this.
Speaker 2: Another parenting's hip here. Empowering your children in life is
Speaker 2: very very important. You know, I gave her the ice.
Speaker 2: My work here is done as a father. Okay, sometimes
Speaker 2: I've got to go into the forest themselves and work
Speaker 2: their way through it. I can't always be there. Next
Speaker 2: thing I hear, about five or ten minutes later, I
Speaker 2: press play on the Netflix document I was watching I
Speaker 2: got I forgot about that. I hear this. That might
Speaker 2: be the air persuit right upstairs. She's going, I feel faint,
Speaker 2: I feel faint. There's a there's a there's a needle
Speaker 2: with a really bright red. The entire left ear is
Speaker 2: really it's glowing, you know what. Almost need a phlambotomist
Speaker 2: to help out at that moment. If only favors around
Speaker 2: it is angry. It's really angler barely doing that for
Speaker 2: with an ice cube. And I went, you know what,
Speaker 2: maybe don't don't do the other one you want? I
Speaker 2: can't leave one done. Symmetrical, Yes, symmetry that it's all about. Symmetry.
Speaker 2: Is White's to supervise, Well, she did the other one.
Speaker 2: Very brave.
Speaker 3: You're brave for doing this way. Your wife's out of
Speaker 3: the house. What happened to you and she got home?
Speaker 2: Can you guess? Can you take your what? Yes, We've
Speaker 2: talked a lot about my decision making process on Friday night,
Speaker 2: All right, then I'll ask Jack. Jack finally found out it.
Speaker 2: Tell us about it next. Finally found out. The last
Speaker 2: little two weeks he's been telling how he was told
Speaker 2: to clear a couple of hours of yesterday for a surprise.
Speaker 2: He's now found out what the surprise was.
Speaker 1: Christian Iconnell, Christian o'connalds show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good one in Tutania. Listen to us right now on
Speaker 2: the iHeart platform. I think us to know that a
Speaker 2: flem bottomist generally is someone who takes all the blood
Speaker 2: and takes it to the pathology lab.
Speaker 3: All right, So who takes the Flem then Flem Tom Tree.
Speaker 4: Flim theory.
Speaker 3: Okay, and the slim Fairy. I'll give you fifty.
Speaker 2: All right, Jack? What is the song that sums up
Speaker 2: your weekend?
Speaker 3: Well, I've been waiting building up for this big surprise. Bianca,
Speaker 3: my wife told me to sketch into my calendar August
Speaker 3: two from two pm to six pm because a big
Speaker 3: surprise is coming. So I actually had Christian help me
Speaker 3: choose the song for my weekend.
Speaker 2: This is the theme tune of a UK TV show
Speaker 2: that used to be on right in the eighties called
Speaker 2: Surprise Surprise, hosted by Cilla Black, who is singing her
Speaker 2: own theme tune. She used to sing it at the
Speaker 2: end of the show she did the show and then
Speaker 2: she sing the theme.
Speaker 3: Tune new version every week.
Speaker 2: No, no, just that she just play out singing her
Speaker 2: own theme tune. I think more hosts should have to
Speaker 2: sing their own theme tunes.
Speaker 3: So I do love the very surprise surprise. It hits
Speaker 3: you right between the eyes.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful. So what was the surprise?
Speaker 3: Well, any guesses?
Speaker 4: Well, I thought it was your Bianca's sister yep, getting married.
Speaker 4: But that's not the case.
Speaker 2: I thought it was some friends of answered this the
Speaker 2: other weekend. I knew that you doing dry July with me.
Speaker 2: It was going into August. I thought it was wine tasting.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that would be a good way to come
Speaker 3: out of dry July. It was an at home clay
Speaker 3: ceramics and pottery class.
Speaker 2: No, oh, all right, before I before I give any
Speaker 2: opinion on this, tell me honestly, your reaction to being
Speaker 2: told for weeks it was a surprise and then being
Speaker 2: told it was ceramics.
Speaker 3: I'm got to say this is I'm only because I
Speaker 3: know Bianca so well. I wasn't surprised that this was it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wasn't let down that she would consider
Speaker 3: this a huge surprise.
Speaker 2: Were you excited? That's my question? Answer the question.
Speaker 3: I can say this with honesty. I did have fun.
Speaker 3: By the end of the day, right, Okay, Yeah. When
Speaker 3: I saw a big lump of clay dropped off of
Speaker 3: the door, my eyes did start to roll that this
Speaker 3: was the big surprise.
Speaker 2: How do you ever expressed previous to this surprise and
Speaker 2: interesting ceramics? No, an interesting pottery.
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever thought about doing it before.
Speaker 2: How did it work? What did you do?
Speaker 3: So a stranger came and dropped off Honestly, a huge
Speaker 3: lump of clay. We could have made the statue of
Speaker 3: David with and an array of different tools, ten different
Speaker 3: tools for cutting up the clay and using different scrapers
Speaker 3: and getting different textures. So I went into it with
Speaker 3: complete enthusiasm. I thought, I'll make little models of the team.
Speaker 3: I'll make a little Christian, I'll make a little Patsy.
Speaker 3: If time permits, I'll do the rest of the team
Speaker 3: come in with all little dogs.
Speaker 2: He looks around at the team. Now, I just need
Speaker 2: to tell you listener as if they shed somehow, thank him.
Speaker 2: None of the producers even looked up, because they know
Speaker 2: you're lying. Even if you were, I'd spent five hours,
Speaker 2: You're not making many I made.
Speaker 3: By the end of it, I made a pinch bowl,
Speaker 3: you know, not even big enough for a mezo soup bowl,
Speaker 3: which you would see.
Speaker 2: It's the sort of thing that, you know, not being funny,
Speaker 2: they give very old people or kids because basically, you
Speaker 2: can't screw up a bowl and it takes hours to
Speaker 2: do it, and a little bit less to say, like
Speaker 2: an elephant man of bowls and deforms. You just thumb it.
Speaker 4: Don't So you didn't have a wheel as such?
Speaker 2: Did you ghost.
Speaker 4: Hard to do a bowl without a wheel.
Speaker 3: Though, Jack, Yeah, we don't have the we don't have
Speaker 3: the wheel, the spinning wheel.
Speaker 2: So you just really got a minute listen. Cave people
Speaker 2: could make their own bowls without wheels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I made mine and it was, as you say,
Speaker 3: it was very lumpy. But the guy in the online
Speaker 3: video class said that that adds character.
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice as character been Where is this man? Elephant?
Speaker 2: Where is it? No?
Speaker 3: Well, Part two is you make it and then they
Speaker 3: come back, take it to a kiln, fire it, and
Speaker 3: then they fire it for you to bring it back.
Speaker 2: Listen, the world changed yesterday. Okay, I don't know how
Speaker 2: kiln supplies and the ceramic industry is going to be
Speaker 2: hit by stage four. You might not get it back
Speaker 2: until twenty twenty one, but which time women need you
Speaker 2: to go to Big w and buy a bowl.
Speaker 3: As well. The camdown begins until I have my home
Speaker 3: mes soup Wow your own homemade bowls.
Speaker 9: Christian, Hello, good money.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast next twenty minutes. It's all about your misheard lyrics.
Speaker 2: We got part one and part two. We do this
Speaker 2: every Monday. Your misheard lyrics. You can email yours in
Speaker 2: whenever you want. Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 10: It's just another Missharday, Christian O'Connell's Misshard lyrics.
Speaker 2: All right, miss herd lyrics every Monday. Last week, this
Speaker 2: one John Lennon Missus Connor is Gonna Get You in
Speaker 2: Cart's Gonna Get You was a instant Hall of Famer.
Speaker 2: The backstory is some kids sent it to me and
Speaker 2: they were frightened of a teacher called Missus Connor. And
Speaker 2: then one day they were listening to that song in
Speaker 2: the car and they actually thought this song was speaking
Speaker 2: of about Missus Connor's going to get you in Cart's
Speaker 2: Gonna get you. Imagine if you were a kid, you
Speaker 2: would be freaked out. By that. The song's even saying
Speaker 2: missus Connor's gonna get me hall of favor Ah. Then
Speaker 2: has always might be some hall of famous today it
Speaker 2: might be not if we hear the miss here, and
Speaker 2: if it's a miss first, all that we do the
Speaker 2: top five by Big John his top five today. Then
Speaker 2: the Offspring, Why don't you get a job? Say no Way,
Speaker 2: Say no Way? Or is it say Away?
Speaker 3: I used to think it was sail away.
Speaker 2: I played that song. I thought it was sail away.
Speaker 2: I don't get a job, Prase like guys that love
Speaker 2: to get on some text shoes at the weekend and
Speaker 2: go sailing and yachting. Those Offspring guys, it's yachting anthem. Really,
Speaker 2: isn't it yacht rock? They were the first ones there.
Speaker 2: I thought it was sail away, sail Away. It turns
Speaker 2: out it's say no Way, Say no Way.
Speaker 3: It's definitely that.
Speaker 2: I always thought, Kate bush Wow, we'd give you a
Speaker 2: part of my love, but you'd have to play the fall.
Speaker 2: They han't understand, not Kate Bushway with the wailing. Or
Speaker 2: is it we give you a house for loan, but
Speaker 2: you'd have to pay the pool. It's actually all there.
Speaker 2: I thought this was a long stretch a big John.
Speaker 2: But yeah, instead of we give you part my love,
Speaker 2: but you'd have to play the fall. I'm hearing we
Speaker 2: give you a house for loan, but you have to
Speaker 2: pay the pool. I'm hearing every word. I'm hearing everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's it's the longest one, but I'm actually going to
Speaker 2: give it a It's a very long one, El John, goodbye,
Speaker 2: yellowick road sniffing for tipbits like you on the ground.
Speaker 2: Just cut that bit out there? Or is it sniffing
Speaker 2: for turkey or is it sniffing for turkeys.
Speaker 5: Keys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, A bang, a boomerang when you feel that you
Speaker 2: found it. My advice is to take good care. Like
Speaker 2: Kate Bush. There's another longer one from John. When you
Speaker 2: peel on my bonnet, my advice is take good care.
Speaker 2: When you peel on my bonnet. My advice is take
Speaker 2: good care. I'm doing when you peel on your bonnet,
Speaker 2: My advice is take good care. Are you guys? This one?
Speaker 2: This one? I think you like Steve as Will stuck
Speaker 2: in the middle with you. Great song, great movie, Losing control. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm all over the place, Jesus.
Speaker 5: The place.
Speaker 2: Or is it listen Tony, I'm all over the place. Yeam,
Speaker 2: it's a soft eye or so. At the end of
Speaker 2: the Tony you are I'm hearing we are. Listen Tony,
Speaker 2: I'm all over the place once more. Jo Yeam please yeah,
Speaker 2: I like it. Listen Tony, I'm all over the place
Speaker 2: all right. Coming up next, Part two, All the ones
Speaker 2: you sent over the last seven days to Monday's miss
Speaker 2: heard lyrics.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 9: It's just another miss heard Monday.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. Time now for part two
Speaker 2: of Monday's miss herd lyrics, the ones you send in.
Speaker 2: First of all, we'd go to twelve year old Odette Christian.
Speaker 2: My name's Odette. I've already covered that ADEBT and I
Speaker 2: Am twelve. I love One Direction. Same here. Great guys,
Speaker 2: great pop band. I thought they were. I've noticed a
Speaker 2: miss heard in one of the songs called one Thing. Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm frozen and can't breathe.
Speaker 5: June keeping making me Yeah frozen, Ben.
Speaker 2: Caby or is it Odett who's twelve? I think it's
Speaker 2: saying I'm frozen in Cabri. Yeah, as ever, I listened
Speaker 2: to one d are they saying, I'm frozen in cabri Jue.
Speaker 5: Keeping making me.
Speaker 9: Heear frozen, Ben Caby, Oh the clearest one today in
Speaker 9: fact twelve of you, Nodettess hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Oh that puts a p s if you do play
Speaker 2: this one out, can you just say alone to my
Speaker 2: mum Gabby and sister Darcy. Yeah we can. Good morning
Speaker 2: Gabby and your sister Darcy as well. Odette. That's a
Speaker 2: great when you get a Hall of Famer. Now that
Speaker 2: what this actually means is you get the we have
Speaker 2: a special, very rare Hall of Fame mug to be
Speaker 2: sent out to you as well. So, Odette, that's on
Speaker 2: its way. We're put out to you today. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much for that one. Mark is here in Richmond.
Speaker 2: He's wow. We Mark has been busy, he said, he's
Speaker 2: very poored at home at the moment. He's got three contenders.
Speaker 2: What's that that will pit your ears? Isn't it really?
Speaker 2: First one the Proclaimers. I'm going to bed now, I'm
Speaker 2: thinking that's all that is in there, all right, but
Speaker 2: let's hear it again. But now we're listening out for
Speaker 2: Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Lecter, that might be one of the
Speaker 2: smartest ones we've ever had.
Speaker 3: I did not expect to hear, no, especially listen to
Speaker 3: the second vocalist more.
Speaker 2: Of all right, so proclaimers, Hannibal Lecter, Hannibal Lecter. It's
Speaker 2: that I can't get it. It's crystal clear. Actually, it's
Speaker 2: one of the subtless ones we have ever had. Mark
Speaker 2: and Richmond. That is a hall of Famer for this one,
Speaker 2: Hall of favor. This is so good, it's brilliant. I
Speaker 2: love this one. Hannibal Lector, Hannibal Lector. All right, one
Speaker 2: from one so far, Let's go to Mark and Richmond's
Speaker 2: second one, Mondo Rock, Come said the Boy. A familiar
Speaker 2: song for us. If you listen to this radio say,
Speaker 2: you will have heard that a couple of times. When
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for a long time and you've changed
Speaker 2: a lot, you change love? Or it is it when
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for a long time and you've changed
Speaker 2: the locks.
Speaker 3: And you changed love.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 3: Maybe change the one lock, Yeah, yeah, you change love.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid it's simply no Handibal Lector. Alright. Third and
Speaker 2: final one from a correspondent, Mark in Richmond. You rhythmics,
Speaker 2: there must be an angel playing with my heart and
Speaker 2: it's the line, must be talking to an angel, scale,
Speaker 2: or is any Lennox talking to a ninja talk? Yeah,
Speaker 2: must be talking to a ninja. I hear it. Scale,
Speaker 2: must be talking to a ninja. Yes, I'll give you
Speaker 2: that as well. Thank you, Mark in Richmond, very very good,
Speaker 2: Alan Taylor. All I want to do by Sheryl Crowe.
Speaker 2: All I want to do is have some fun before
Speaker 2: I die, says a man next to me out of nowhere.
Speaker 9: I want to do is have a little fun before.
Speaker 2: Next to me? Or is it? All I want to
Speaker 2: do is have some fumber Friday Superman next to me
Speaker 2: out of nowhere.
Speaker 9: I want to do is have a little fun before me?
Speaker 2: No last one today then from Jonathan Roma Sway, Mickey Marbles,
Speaker 2: Michael Bublet. Other dancers may be on the floor.
Speaker 5: Other dancers men on the floor or.
Speaker 2: Is it other dancers may pee on the floor.
Speaker 5: Other dancers meant the floor.
Speaker 2: A childish one, but it's on the nose. O. The
Speaker 2: dancers made pee on the floor.
Speaker 5: Other dancers meant the floor.
Speaker 3: Give it a hall of fame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a grammed. I love that. Other dancers made
Speaker 2: Pete on the floor.
Speaker 5: Other dancers met the on the floor whilst.
Speaker 2: One of my Jonathan Roma Hall of Favor one, two, three,
Speaker 2: four Hall of Famers this week. Great work everybody, keep
Speaker 2: the coming in. Then, Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com
Speaker 2: dot AU, thank you.
Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Back on Friday Show. Right about this time, we had
Speaker 2: Jack's dad on the show digging in his old childhood
Speaker 2: garden with Jack's older childhood garden, trying to find the
Speaker 2: time capsule that Jack buried about twenty two years ago.
Speaker 2: Guiding him through this process was a psychic who was
Speaker 2: on the phone in Adelaide, Vicky. She has just emailed
Speaker 2: me right good on to who are Vicky the psychic
Speaker 2: from Friday Show. It was great fun and Jack's dad
Speaker 2: was brilliant and a Vicky was good fun too. Morning
Speaker 2: Vicky coome Morning Christian and Jack. I check in with
Speaker 2: Jack to see if his dad has found the missing
Speaker 2: time capsule over the weekend, as a lot of my
Speaker 2: followers are asking me that question and I'd like to
Speaker 2: give them an update. Good morning, Vicky, Guess your dad
Speaker 2: hasn't been out there all weekend digging up the whole guarden.
Speaker 3: He did go for another half hour after we finished
Speaker 3: on Monday in anger. But sadly, Vicky, he has not
Speaker 3: yet found the time capsule. So if any visions come
Speaker 3: to you over the next few days, and there is
Speaker 3: any other places we should dig in the backyard, let.
Speaker 2: Us know, do you? Vicky did did say after and
Speaker 2: essentially an hour of wasting everyone's time. That's not Vicky's fault.
Speaker 2: But we never found the tongue capsule. Why didn't we
Speaker 2: just get a metal detector? Do we need a metal
Speaker 2: detector this week? Or a sniffer dog?
Speaker 3: Well, it will my DNA still be on the tin?
Speaker 3: Will dog be able to pick that up?
Speaker 2: Listen? I've got a German shepherd dog which is apparently
Speaker 2: police sniffer dog. And I remember when a mate of
Speaker 2: mine came round and had had her about eight months,
Speaker 2: and I'd seen him in ages and he worked for
Speaker 2: the murder squad in London place twenty odd years. He
Speaker 2: came in. I went oh, he went, oh, who's this?
Speaker 2: This niche of shepherd document rubbish? Overrated those dogs? He
Speaker 2: goes amount of time We're getting to sniff a t
Speaker 2: shirt for a missing person and they just they just
Speaker 2: go bund hedge, take a dump. They've never found any
Speaker 2: missing people, they've never found the money overrated. So I
Speaker 2: show at the Sniffer Dogs and Vicky the sidekickers. Also,
Speaker 2: I think we've converted Vicky to the show. She's also
Speaker 2: got to miss her lyrics for us as well. Vicky,
Speaker 2: I'll save you had share in one for next week.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's a great one.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, Within minutes off Dan Andrews saying and never actually
Speaker 2: said we're going to stage four. Did he just start
Speaker 2: talking about increased restrictions.
Speaker 3: I think he said stage four.
Speaker 2: I don't think he did.
Speaker 3: I can stop watching the interpreter that I was lene interpreter.
Speaker 3: Do you guys find yourself watching the sign language?
Speaker 2: Did you see what the sign language is right for
Speaker 2: panic buying? They're basically saying idiots in a very strong way. Yeah.
Speaker 2: You start to pick up some phrases because you.
Speaker 3: Like disaster and panic by and you're like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: interesting that that that must be that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So Dan Murphy's was trending within minutes yesterday.
Speaker 2: Forget everything else about the eight pm curfew or any
Speaker 2: of the restrictions or state of disaster. The first thing
Speaker 2: to come out of this was how will this effect
Speaker 2: booze people panic buying pert They were accused of people
Speaker 2: going to Dan Murphy's as well. So today's time waster
Speaker 2: is Booze movies.
Speaker 3: Booze is The answer is damn and affected.
Speaker 4: Really Yeah, no, they'll be closed, I think, yeah, they're.
Speaker 2: Like, don't start saying this now, it's gonna be like
Speaker 2: mad Max. So they're not. They're not closed whatsoever?
Speaker 4: I know seven thirty at night lickle Land and all
Speaker 4: those branches. I don't know about dance.
Speaker 3: Well, if lickle Lands allowed to be open, surely dances.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're closed at seven thirty eight.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought you meant that they're closed altogether.
Speaker 2: No, you just said as the news they'll be closed.
Speaker 2: But did you just hear the newsreader on the show
Speaker 2: go there'll be closed. She said that will be killed now.
Speaker 4: Of course they wouldn't be closed.
Speaker 2: People are pulling over an album driving through gardens.
Speaker 9: Gold.
Speaker 2: They're going to be close, all right. Boos movies is
Speaker 2: today's time waster. I've got no idea what you did
Speaker 2: last summer Booze Movies. I have no idea what you
Speaker 2: did last summer?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: Wow, he's just heard that the shuttel Dawn Murphy is
Speaker 2: a bit down. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Chunder
Speaker 2: Silver black Hawk down in one down in one down
Speaker 2: in one silver. Oh that's a gold. You're harsh today,
Speaker 2: Jack Goon with the wind, Thank you, days of Chunder
Speaker 2: Gold Harry Harry Potts of beer.
Speaker 3: A gold.
Speaker 2: Because he knows it coming down.
Speaker 3: If I always finish on a good one, I feel
Speaker 3: like how to play the game.
Speaker 2: Well done gold. Oh we haven't started yet.
Speaker 3: Back to E's the Future. Oh no, that is silver
Speaker 3: plus V being John Malkovich frozen my readers.
Speaker 2: Bronze be obviously it's kind.
Speaker 3: Bronze is kind the lowest you can get this, all right,
Speaker 3: this is a doubler Martini Todd, the demon Barman of
Speaker 3: Fleet Street. There's too much.
Speaker 2: Going on, and even too doesn't make up to a
Speaker 2: decent one. Bronze.
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Speaker 2: Perhaps he's just come in and asked chat for the
Speaker 2: ceramic steena the pottery Tina.
Speaker 4: Want to do it fun?
Speaker 3: It is fun. I'll bring you there's I've got enough
Speaker 3: clay to really last all of us the rest of
Speaker 3: the year. I'll cut you off some clay.
Speaker 2: Oh what a great offer that is hashtag things you
Speaker 2: only want to hear in twenty twenty, I'll cut you
Speaker 2: off some clay. Sounds like you've missed for something else.
Speaker 2: Come to toilet. He's going to go, and I'm going
Speaker 2: to go in there and cut off some clay. Sorry,
Speaker 2: Hi Brow, since I was in show, Hi Brow, Where
Speaker 2: are we booze movies? That's it? Booze movies. Okay, that's
Speaker 2: the time wasted. Today is your booze movies? You're ready
Speaker 2: to march Jack the Beer Hunter, Silvil plus it's Marky Parkdale,
Speaker 2: Scotch Pilgrim versus the world. Oh, Gold Brendan, well done,
Speaker 2: twelve angry men because the pubs are closed. Gold Sam
Speaker 2: Newman to be out there today. There's no gold.
Speaker 3: The Booze brothers, they are too obvious. It's bronze.
Speaker 2: Don't tell them off like that.
Speaker 3: You guys told me my one was.
Speaker 2: But that's okay. But you know, you know you're paid.
Speaker 3: No feel what we feel.
Speaker 2: Unpaid volunteers listeners not volunteer. Uh Rising Arizona. That's smart
Speaker 2: civil plus right. Obviously, silver plus is a good mark.
Speaker 3: You'd be happy to get that most days.
Speaker 2: Of the week. Rising Arizona is intelligent gold, The Dark
Speaker 2: night Cap, A Dark night Cap, Civil plus and After
Speaker 2: the Future Civil plus VB for Vendetta Gold. It's a
Speaker 2: long way to the top if you want a pot
Speaker 2: of gold.
Speaker 3: Don't know if that is even a movie. No, Bronze
Speaker 3: is a million.
Speaker 2: Uh we brought a brew Gold Libby well done, Chugsy
Speaker 2: Malone Gold plus Weekend at Boozy Gold. Dude, where's my
Speaker 2: cask gold? The Amazing cider Man. Now that's a super heroo.
Speaker 2: I could get behind sider Man plus. Yeah, very very good.
Speaker 2: Romancing the porcelain. You know when he's sick right right.
Speaker 3: Bronze didn't like it. Didn't like the.
Speaker 2: Visual Bartender Where art thou? Silver Goon with the Wind?
Speaker 2: Silver plus, How to booz a guy in ten Days
Speaker 2: Silver minus Morning to look up in Noosa? Uh No
Speaker 2: cabsat for old Men Silver plus a Silma Connie off
Speaker 2: your face off, Bronze, off your face off. Didn't like it, Okay,
Speaker 2: Bloody Mary Poppins Gold plus, Sarah well done, Mad Max
Speaker 2: chunder Dome.
Speaker 3: Too many chanders too many. You started it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's enough. I'm can do whatever I want.
Speaker 2: When Harry met.
Speaker 10: Stella Artois Silver Miners, Chucky Chuck, Chucky Chucky, Bang Bang
Speaker 10: silver Miners, and finally, armaged and drunk, no brance, Okay, Tyler,
Speaker 10: Today's show is cut Offs
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