1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:15,159 Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody. Yes, it is Will and 2 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: Body getting home all over the country at this afterno 3 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: here for Bridgestone. Yes, we've kept the sponsor. What of it. 4 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: Tom Ballard's going to join us really really shortly. We're 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: looking forward to talking to him absolutely. 6 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:29,479 Speaker 2: But before we get into the frivolity of the show, 7 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 2: I need to get serious for a second. Yes, I 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:34,800 Speaker 2: need some women to call thirty one oh six times 9 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 2: the number on general on the show, on the show, 10 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,479 Speaker 2: because I need help dissecting a text that I've received 11 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:43,959 Speaker 2: from a girl. If you haven't heard, she's a girl 12 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:46,680 Speaker 2: I wanted a date with last weekend. She sent me 13 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 2: this message and I just I don't know if she's 14 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,880 Speaker 2: trying to fob me off. 15 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 3: Or if she's keen. 16 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 2: I'm finding the text very hard to understand, so I 17 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 2: need to hear from the females out there their interpretation. 18 00:00:59,080 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 3: Of what I've been sent. And obviously I'll tell you 19 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 3: what the text is up next as well. 20 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: You're saying that the text is so ambiguous that it 21 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 1: sits somewhere in the middle of I'm keen on you 22 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,120 Speaker 1: and I don't want to see you anymore. 23 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. 24 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: I don't believe it. Well, I think that's impossible. No, 25 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: they could not be more different. 26 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 3: I think women speak a different language to us men. 27 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 3: I don't understand. 28 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:24,119 Speaker 1: She's also twenty two, as I described, he just ten 29 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: years younger than you. I knew this would happen. You 30 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,319 Speaker 1: can't understand her. And if that's the case, give us 31 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,680 Speaker 1: a call. If you are a woman, give Wood's a hand. 32 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 1: Plenty more to come here, the call of fame Fridays, 33 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: all the bells and whistles that come with a delish 34 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,479 Speaker 1: Friday showitz bill and what you get in your home. 35 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 1: Absolute pleasure to be with you this afternoonn But I 36 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: kind of want to hit on something which I feel 37 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,120 Speaker 1: like everybody who's ever been in a relationship can relate to, 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: and that is the position that you are put in 39 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: when one of you has the I was going to 40 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 1: say grand but it's easily replaced with idiotic idea to 41 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: go on a drastic health kick. 42 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 3: One person in the relationship goes on a health kick. 43 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,959 Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, my girlfriend has decided recently she needs 44 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: to go on a health kick. 45 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:16,239 Speaker 3: Good. 46 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 2: So it's a supportive partner you'd be. You'd be getting 47 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,280 Speaker 2: around her and trying to give her the strength to 48 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:20,840 Speaker 2: get through this. 49 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 1: It's a pain in the art. And that's largely because 50 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: I mean, I work like a Everyone knows I work 51 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:29,079 Speaker 1: like a hound. 52 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 3: You're a business does you? 53 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 1: And I are absolute dogs a lot of the time. 54 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: That means that I haven't got a lot of time 55 00:02:35,160 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 1: to cook, right, So semi, my girlfriend willingly, well forcefully 56 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: willingly does a lot of the cooking duties. Now, sure, 57 00:02:47,320 --> 00:02:50,280 Speaker 1: I am very grateful for this. It's epic to get 58 00:02:50,320 --> 00:02:51,799 Speaker 1: home and have a meal made for you and. 59 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 3: Yea at the end of the day. As you said, 60 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 3: we've got two hours of work every day, so it's 61 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 3: a nightmare to try and do that and cook. 62 00:02:57,600 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: Say it like that you made me say. 63 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 3: Sometimes we have a meeting in the morning, sometimes we 64 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 3: haven't a meeting. 65 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:07,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I am normally so grateful of the food 66 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: that she cooks me, and I really am. But the 67 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: problem is because the health kicks arrived, mate, I just 68 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: I don't know how much more quinoa and mandarin peel 69 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: and tan bark so smoothies I can take. But she's cooking, 70 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: So I think she is cooking. Then I think you 71 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: just can no longer rely on her to cook your 72 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 1: So this is what this is what I wanted to 73 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: talk to you about. I like today you saw it 74 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: I had. I had a tuna and spinach wrap for lunch. 75 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,520 Speaker 3: Looked awful. 76 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,800 Speaker 1: It was horrible. 77 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to know. 78 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: I'm thirty one and six y five. Should you be 79 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: able to critique the food that's cooked for you? And 80 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:53,440 Speaker 1: I like, I understand that it's touchy. I understand that 81 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: it's touchy taken take into account the fact that I've 82 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 1: had to go from like epic Lauzanne years too. You know, 83 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: raw lemon slice, which is just shit out. Sorry, I'm 84 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: just I just I don't like it. And it's my 85 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: food too. That's the other thing I want to say. 86 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: I actually think it's part of me that thinks it's selfish. 87 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,200 Speaker 3: She's cooking. Let the massacre begin. 88 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: Let the massacre. If I was cooking, I would think 89 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: of you. If you're listening to them. 90 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 3: You need to do two meals? Sorry, you think she 91 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:29,160 Speaker 3: should cook two meals? 92 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,479 Speaker 1: I think I should have an option. 93 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 3: Please call and let's put him back in his place. 94 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: Said something pretty controversial here. My girlfriend's gone on a 95 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,920 Speaker 1: health kick. We're going to Europe together as she does 96 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,320 Speaker 1: most of the cooking and the family. I don't think 97 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: that I should have to swallow literally and figuratively, her diet. 98 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 3: So you said before that she should be cooking two meals, 99 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 3: so a meal for you. 100 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 1: I've said that's an option. That's an option. I think. 101 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 3: Sorry, wit is going to call I think it's selfish. 102 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 1: I think it's selfish. 103 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 2: Is just in mate, let's te let's go to Sharon 104 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 2: here on thirty one or sixty five. Sharon, Sharon, do 105 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 2: you think his beautiful partner should have to cook two 106 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 2: meals because he doesn't want to have her healthy one? 107 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 1: No? 108 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, really yeah no, No, just eat it my kids. 109 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 4: I don't make different meals from my kids. Whether they 110 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:20,320 Speaker 4: eat it or not, they'll go hungry kids kids. 111 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I had it, would probably just get the 112 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 1: dog food. To be honest, well I probably would. They 113 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: don't care. It doesn't matter what they eat, you know, 114 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,320 Speaker 1: like or I'm used to eating. Look, I'm complimenting her. 115 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 1: I'm saying she makes really good stuff, and it's a 116 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 1: market change for me to now I have to adapt 117 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:37,919 Speaker 1: to the fact that I'm getting, you know, like a 118 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 1: raw gogie berry curry, which is just ship, by the way, 119 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: and I don't understand how you people eat it. 120 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,400 Speaker 3: You should be so I will, thanks. 121 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: I think, Sharon. 122 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,840 Speaker 3: Let's let's go to Jest now, Yes, yes, Jesse, you've 123 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 3: heard all this. What are your thoughts? 124 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 4: Well, firstly, I think you can critique to a degree 125 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 4: as long as it's done delicately. But will if you're 126 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,680 Speaker 4: expecting your girlfriend to cook your a whole entire other meal, 127 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:04,960 Speaker 4: that's just technic level. You'd be outside eating with the 128 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:05,800 Speaker 4: dogs if you were. 129 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,080 Speaker 1: It's my children, the children outside of the dogs. 130 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 3: Jesz Is it a break couple of offense? Yess? I mean, 131 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 3: is this how far this has gone? 132 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:13,840 Speaker 1: No? 133 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 3: This is serious. 134 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 5: I think it's. 135 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 4: A bit appreciative. 136 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,000 Speaker 1: Oh look, Jess, it's not that I'm not appreciative. I 137 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: appreciate the work that's going in here. But I had 138 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 1: a tuna and spinach rap for lunch. Just get your hit. 139 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,080 Speaker 1: Just wrap your head around that and tuna and spinach rap. 140 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 1: It did look terrible, Yes, it looked horrible. And if 141 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,840 Speaker 1: it looked bad. 142 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,119 Speaker 4: I'm sure you have time to make your own lunch. 143 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:39,960 Speaker 1: I don't know. And that's the other part of this 144 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: as well. You don't understand, like, you know, it's a 145 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: two hour show, but it's all smoking mirrors and do 146 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:45,600 Speaker 1: you what do you will agree with me? We work 147 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 1: like dogs. 148 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 3: Hereah, I got I got here. I got here today 149 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:53,679 Speaker 3: at three fifteen the show. I was busy. 150 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 2: Thanks, jez Alean's going to Emily And now, Emily, you've 151 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,160 Speaker 2: heard all of this, what are your thoughts? 152 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 3: Give it to give it to Will? 153 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,280 Speaker 4: I think it's totally flying to critique. 154 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:07,279 Speaker 1: It's a partnership hang on exactly, Emily. 155 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,559 Speaker 3: So even when Will says that he thinks his partner 156 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,080 Speaker 3: should make two meals at night because he doesn't want 157 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 3: to be engaging with her health, kick, you're okay with that. 158 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 4: I'm totally okay with it because I'm make some incredible 159 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,760 Speaker 4: meals and was like, oh, make something and he burnt right? 160 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: Who burns right? That's right? 161 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 3: That's actually how the health did you? 162 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 4: Three ls cooking and you burnt right? 163 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: So what you're saying is that, like I've got a 164 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: wonderful little black male solos, you're not my sleeve there 165 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,480 Speaker 1: where I can go. Hey, look, you know you don't 166 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: have to do the two meals, but i'll cook. Do 167 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,520 Speaker 1: you want me to cook? 168 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:41,240 Speaker 3: And then exactly that's bad for her because then she's 169 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 3: having awful meals. 170 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: That's right, And that's why it's just so selfish of her, 171 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 1: because she's the only one that can cook. I am 172 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: dependent on her for the food, right, I need her 173 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:55,760 Speaker 1: to make the food. Get uber eight mate, are you 174 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: earning more than me in here? I think you might be. 175 00:07:57,480 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 3: I did that deal. I did a number of dealers, 176 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 3: number of days ago. 177 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: I need her to cook, right, So I'm dependent on her. 178 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,760 Speaker 1: It's not selfish for her to make that hard for me. 179 00:08:07,840 --> 00:08:11,400 Speaker 3: Put some tuner on some toes, mate, I take fifteen savages. 180 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: We're not savages. We got this guy on the show, 181 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,120 Speaker 1: one of Australia's most beloved comedians. Please welcome Tom Fella. 182 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 5: Yes, hi everybody. Hey, what a wonderful Oh yes, thank 183 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 5: you Mariana, Hi, Hi hams Andy. 184 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,200 Speaker 3: Great to be I love your guys. 185 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 5: I love everything you do, big fan, and I am 186 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 5: one of Australia's most beloved comedians. 187 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:42,000 Speaker 3: So it's great to be here. Thank you, Hi, thank you. 188 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: So do you know why you were you remember we 189 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: played that song is because we remember after you'd finished 190 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,679 Speaker 1: doing Triple Ja Breakfast ages ago. Ages ago came in 191 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:57,200 Speaker 1: year yes, and you was starved of song like pop 192 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,840 Speaker 1: songs that you could really just guilt free. Yeah, enjoy 193 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:03,800 Speaker 1: get around and we literally I think the song we 194 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:08,520 Speaker 1: played before we started talking to you was Ariana Grandee 195 00:09:08,559 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 1: and you were. 196 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 2: Undeniable tune and we didn't know you that well that stage, 197 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 2: and we're going the triple J guy is coming in 198 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:19,920 Speaker 2: dancing to where Iana Grande? 199 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,840 Speaker 1: I am a homosexual first. 200 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,920 Speaker 5: Indie triple jpras at the second, my friend, you can't 201 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 5: deny who you are. 202 00:09:27,559 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: That is a banging tune. 203 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,480 Speaker 3: I appreciate your reminding of it so good. Better than 204 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 3: the new stuff I think. 205 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:35,200 Speaker 5: I don't know gone into like engagement songs or whatever. 206 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 3: Just they're more bangers, are we on? 207 00:09:36,920 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: I agree? Don't do a weird take of a sound 208 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: of music song? What are you doing? Interesting? Aren't they? Actually? 209 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:47,880 Speaker 1: The thank you next is a personal favorite in this 210 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,040 Speaker 1: studio because I only found out the other day. I 211 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:52,520 Speaker 1: came in and Woody was in here by himself and 212 00:09:53,559 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 1: this song was playing. He's got his headphones on, ye 213 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:00,920 Speaker 1: and he's going. 214 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:11,840 Speaker 5: Bacon eggs, take an eggs, listen to it. 215 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:20,280 Speaker 3: That's I still think she's saying. 216 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 5: He sounds like she has some issues there, just like 217 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,960 Speaker 5: a drug girl at a drive through. 218 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,280 Speaker 3: Making an order. Makeon eggs, bacon eggs. 219 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:34,120 Speaker 1: I used to be engaged to be Davidson. She's fine, 220 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:37,760 Speaker 1: She's killing's fine. Carry she's fine. I think most of 221 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: her songs in her Top five and Spotify have more 222 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: than five hundred million hits. She's one of America's most 223 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 1: beloved musicians. She's the Tom Ballad of music. 224 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:49,360 Speaker 3: That's what they're saying. That is what they're saying. Hey, Tom, 225 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 3: I thank you for coming on the show. 226 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 1: Es. 227 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:53,720 Speaker 3: Actually it is the second time we've had you on 228 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,480 Speaker 3: Will and Woody. Do you remember the first time? 229 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: Nah? 230 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,800 Speaker 3: You don't. That's it's very hard to beat the first 231 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 3: we had. I mean we loved it. He's the audio, 232 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:02,760 Speaker 3: our first chance. 233 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:08,920 Speaker 1: Thank Oh no, Tom, here you going. This is Will 234 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,600 Speaker 1: and Woody speaking. Hey guys, what's. 235 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:12,959 Speaker 5: Not too much? 236 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,040 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't hop you right now, little Pilly show. 237 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:25,120 Speaker 1: Sorry Tom memories. What was I doing? I think he 238 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,840 Speaker 1: still I was filling a TV show. It sounded like 239 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,640 Speaker 1: a very poor excuse. 240 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 5: Oh that's that's unbelievable to you. 241 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,480 Speaker 1: There's no chance, Tom Bella could be working in the 242 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:39,440 Speaker 1: TV industry. It wasn't at the time. 243 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 3: Was that when Tonight was still on air? I think, 244 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 3: I think, yeah, your story does checking it checks out? 245 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 3: Checks out? Yeah, I mean it doesn't anymore. 246 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 1: That's a TV show. I don't I could use that 247 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,079 Speaker 1: excuse to blow. 248 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,440 Speaker 3: How is unemployed life. 249 00:11:57,720 --> 00:11:58,360 Speaker 1: Doing very well? 250 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,679 Speaker 5: Thank you mum. I'm not going back to UNI stuff 251 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 5: asking Yeah, yeah, no, it's good. 252 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:04,959 Speaker 3: I get to do stand up comedy. 253 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:05,960 Speaker 1: That's what I did before Tonight. 254 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,120 Speaker 5: We got canceled, and luckily I could still eke out 255 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,959 Speaker 5: a living doing that, which is very nice. And it's 256 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:12,840 Speaker 5: actually better because I don't have a boss and I 257 00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 5: don't have to worry about rush hour and I get 258 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 5: to just work an hour a day really during comedy festival. 259 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,199 Speaker 1: Wow, pretty good. All right, I'm going to retire. 260 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 2: I think we should. Yeah, this is official. No, no, no, 261 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 2: we're not going to do that. We're going to talk 262 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 2: more about your comedy festival show though. Tom Ballard up next. 263 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 1: What do you get here? 264 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,240 Speaker 3: Woods currently joined by Australian comedian Tom Ballard. 265 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,040 Speaker 1: So you're doing one show, you know, two shows actually 266 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:36,200 Speaker 1: at the Comedy Festival. 267 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:38,079 Speaker 5: Comedy Festival, Yes, I know you stand up show called 268 00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 5: enough at a play on the weekends called Kwonda aka 269 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 5: you know Q and A. 270 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful. Now, can I just ask very quickly, so 271 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,800 Speaker 1: you spelt at kwando k w A N d A. Yes, 272 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,280 Speaker 1: it is obviously hashtag Q A N d A. 273 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 5: Yes, legal reasons. The ams have been very nice. I have. 274 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 5: I've been on the Q and A program, the Flags 275 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 5: Have Cared Affairs program on the ABC A couple of times. 276 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 5: I filled in for Tony Jones. Yeah, I know the 277 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,360 Speaker 5: executive producer. He's very nice and has a good sense 278 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 5: of humor and has gone along with the whole idea. Yeah, 279 00:13:10,559 --> 00:13:12,880 Speaker 5: and but yeah, just you know, just to cover all 280 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,360 Speaker 5: our basis, we thought we should call it something that 281 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 5: isn't exactly the same name as the show, right, and yeah, 282 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 5: it's in that. 283 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,719 Speaker 1: General van because funnily enough, we used to have a 284 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,439 Speaker 1: radio show with somebody else and I don't think she 285 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,480 Speaker 1: realized that it was hashtag Q and A. She used 286 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: to come in and say, hashtag wonda. 287 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,959 Speaker 5: Oh, that's blessed. 288 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,760 Speaker 1: It's kind of cute, which when I saw that, reminded 289 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,839 Speaker 1: me of that. And there are probably a lot of 290 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: people out there. I mean saying it's cute. There a 291 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,920 Speaker 1: probably a lot of people out there who read hashtag 292 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 1: Q and A and probably say hashtag wonda kwonda. 293 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 5: Well that is how it was pronounced. I believe that's yeah, 294 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,400 Speaker 5: that's kind of the Finnic response. Was allowed us to 295 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 5: both say what the show was, but also not I 296 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,440 Speaker 5: rip any one off or get sued by the AVC 297 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:50,320 Speaker 5: who loved me. By the way, we're on good term. 298 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,880 Speaker 3: So that's fine. But no, everyone's been very nice. And 299 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,360 Speaker 3: there's a show inspired by that. 300 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,480 Speaker 5: By that program, if you like that show but also 301 00:13:57,559 --> 00:13:59,959 Speaker 5: get frustrated by the state of political debate in Australia, 302 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,760 Speaker 5: and this is the play for you, can I. 303 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,800 Speaker 1: Tell you into I mean, like, obviously, if you're focusing 304 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,199 Speaker 1: on a program which is a standard trying to put 305 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,719 Speaker 1: people on the spot and get them to say things 306 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:13,199 Speaker 1: which are controversial, or what are your thoughts in the 307 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: current political landscape about people saying things often I'm going 308 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 1: to focus specifically on people who have said things which 309 00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:27,440 Speaker 1: are unintentionally offensive and then looking to and who have 310 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: since apologized sincerely for saying that thing. What are your 311 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 1: thoughts on how that trend currently rolls out? So For 312 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 1: an example that's most immediate is the Edie Maguire stuff 313 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,120 Speaker 1: that happened recently as well. Yeah, I mean he hasn't 314 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 1: got a great track record and some of the things 315 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 1: that he said publicly, but I mean in terms of 316 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 1: what happened to him with the would have. 317 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 5: Thought so Ed the greatest quote of all time when 318 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 5: you're doing out of goods thing he went, his cost goes. 319 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:56,880 Speaker 5: I wouldn't have thought so. 320 00:14:57,040 --> 00:15:03,040 Speaker 3: Ed said that that's it's your friends saying radio. 321 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: Feel that of just back it away. 322 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,600 Speaker 3: Wouldn't have not time? Wouldn't you feel him going? 323 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 5: Look, yes, Anie Maguire, So that talks a lot. Any 324 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,200 Speaker 5: guy talks a lot. So he puts his mouth, he's 325 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:16,560 Speaker 5: foot in his mouth a whole lot. Some people say that, yeah, 326 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 5: he's he's used up all his chances and goodwill, and yeah, 327 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 5: the sincerity of the apology is important. I think a 328 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,640 Speaker 5: false apology is always useless and stupid. I think people 329 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,000 Speaker 5: can be quick to outrage, particularly about things that we 330 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:31,400 Speaker 5: forget about within a week. But I mean there are 331 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 5: things that people say in certain contexts that should make them, 332 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,440 Speaker 5: you know, laughed out of public debate. You know, Fraser 333 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,920 Speaker 5: Running said a horrific thing in the in the wake 334 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,600 Speaker 5: of something truly horrific, and he should be opposed at 335 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,040 Speaker 5: every single opportunity, whether that's essential from the Senate or 336 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 5: an egg to the noggin. 337 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: I just think that, you know, we draw. 338 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 5: Lines as a society and debate that and and and 339 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 5: we kind of, you know, collectively determine who who gets 340 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:55,280 Speaker 5: a go. 341 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,280 Speaker 1: So it's on, it's on. It's on the gravity of 342 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: what they said that, Like, I think it the's a 343 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,000 Speaker 1: difference between what phraseruning cient where McGuire said most recently, 344 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,520 Speaker 1: largely because I genuinely think, look, he said some horrible 345 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,800 Speaker 1: things in the past, but I don't think he even 346 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 1: saw the person that was actually tossing the coin. Yeah, 347 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,560 Speaker 1: and he seemed to genuinely apologize on the other side 348 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:16,120 Speaker 1: of the spectrum exactly what he was saying fact a 349 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,120 Speaker 1: public Memorandumah. 350 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,600 Speaker 5: And there's a level of expectation, particularly for older people sometimes, 351 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 5: you know, to be kept up with every latest woke 352 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,560 Speaker 5: part of the terminology. And I think that's probably unrealistic expectation. 353 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 5: Your grandma is probably a bit racist, and there's probably 354 00:16:30,440 --> 00:16:35,680 Speaker 5: some good reasons for that of history and time and stah. 355 00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,960 Speaker 1: So, how much do you care about that? 356 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,040 Speaker 5: How much impact does your grandma's racism have on the world, 357 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,840 Speaker 5: and how much do you love your grandma? That's a 358 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 5: concerant sort of balance again. 359 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a that's a great point. How much of 360 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 1: a great We're all very woke canceling it. 361 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,200 Speaker 3: Don't cancel nana. 362 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: If Tom he is going to be the Membent International 363 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: Comedy Festival, Tom Ballard dot com dot AU. Two shows that, 364 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,160 Speaker 1: two shows, enough is your stand up show yep, and 365 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:07,119 Speaker 1: hashtag Kwonda, which is the play mate. Thanks so much 366 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: for joining us. Thanks to be a pleasure to see you. 367 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: Good luck, thank you, thank you. Yeah. 368 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 2: Likewise, and up next, we're celebrating the best calls of 369 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 2: the week and hopefully putting one, two, or three of 370 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:19,160 Speaker 2: them in the Call of Fame. 371 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,520 Speaker 1: Been tough recently, though, made it's been tough. I'm not 372 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:21,919 Speaker 1: gonna lie. 373 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 3: It's three dry weeks. Three dry weeks. 374 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, three dry weeks like you with your single life. 375 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:30,560 Speaker 3: But yeah, oh that's harsh, but also very true. 376 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,600 Speaker 1: Call of fame right at best part of the show here, 377 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 1: easily woulds is the people that we get to put 378 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: through onto the show and You guys absolutely light things up. 379 00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: And so we've created a bit of an honor board, 380 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,399 Speaker 1: a chance to hopefully celebrate our best calls. And it's 381 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:49,160 Speaker 1: called the Call of Fame. 382 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,760 Speaker 4: Are you the girls that takes three ships today? 383 00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:59,760 Speaker 2: It's also a huge honor to be nominated, will Yeah, 384 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,160 Speaker 2: I mean just to be nominated is a huge nod 385 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:06,960 Speaker 2: from the academy, academy being you and me. It's a 386 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,239 Speaker 2: small academy, but it's a good one. So let's get 387 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:12,600 Speaker 2: into the nominations for this week. The first one, the 388 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 2: first one here is from a. 389 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 1: Man at all, so I should mention it needs to 390 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: be unanimous, you and I voting these people in, and 391 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,399 Speaker 1: that's why it's hard to get in. There are eleven 392 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,960 Speaker 1: people in the Call of Fame for the years, so 393 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,880 Speaker 1: it is tricky. This isn't just something that we throw 394 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,119 Speaker 1: away in honor to be put into the Call of. 395 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,200 Speaker 3: Now we have the first call here from a boy 396 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,280 Speaker 3: called Heath who called for our Monday segment, Tiny Tacker's 397 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:33,000 Speaker 3: sport review. 398 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:36,640 Speaker 4: This kid was taking aside for and then I took 399 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,280 Speaker 4: one for the team. We got in front of the 400 00:18:38,359 --> 00:18:40,360 Speaker 4: balls and hit you straight in the nuts. 401 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,600 Speaker 3: That is that's the most courageous thing on a sporting field. 402 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:51,879 Speaker 3: Awesome stuff. Really liked it. 403 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,520 Speaker 2: Our second nomination here is from Lisa, who was talking 404 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,600 Speaker 2: about using her pet for revenge. 405 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 4: So this is actually my dog and it wasn't intentional. 406 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 4: So my stepdad and I've had a bit of a 407 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:07,200 Speaker 4: tiff as New Year's you're not really getting along. My 408 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,600 Speaker 4: dog was running around getting really excited over the fireworks 409 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,440 Speaker 4: and tops. She actually jumped off and beat him on 410 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:18,399 Speaker 4: the penis. Oh oh, apparently it was blood like I 411 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 4: don't know, Oh wow, judgment. 412 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 2: Was it a sausage dog laser? Nice work, very good, 413 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 2: very good top this week? Well and on her heads woods, 414 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:42,840 Speaker 2: I can, I can definitely smell it. Well, it could 415 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 2: be a triple as on I How Jess goes here. 416 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 2: Jess was calling about ruining a romantic moment. 417 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, I was in Paris up at the Eiffel Tower 418 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 4: with my mates. We've been out drinking all day during 419 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:54,880 Speaker 4: the juristy thing. 420 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:55,880 Speaker 3: Saw this guy. 421 00:19:56,040 --> 00:20:00,040 Speaker 5: He looked awfully nervous, all suited up about propose and 422 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 5: from MAT's look is about supervise. 423 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,320 Speaker 2: And then they both looked. 424 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,159 Speaker 4: At me really awkwardly, and then yeah, got down on 425 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:07,639 Speaker 4: one knee. 426 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:15,000 Speaker 3: Geez, they're all good calls. Ways low waist, they're all 427 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 3: good calls. Now, as we'll did allude to before, we 428 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,280 Speaker 3: can do do blaze, we can do triplays, or we 429 00:20:21,359 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 3: can do singlaze, as long as it is unanim mays sorry, 430 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,600 Speaker 3: that's incredibly confusing. Where's your hear that? 431 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,240 Speaker 1: Mate? I think there's one of them that's in for me. 432 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:35,200 Speaker 3: I am in Agreeance. 433 00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,760 Speaker 1: I think there's one of the things for me. I 434 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: think I think it could be the first one that 435 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: ever that gets in from this segment as well, which 436 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:44,480 Speaker 1: I think is a bit exciting. 437 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,040 Speaker 3: Yep, I agree with you. 438 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,400 Speaker 1: Yep. 439 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:49,200 Speaker 3: That is just to be just to just to get 440 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,639 Speaker 3: us on the same page here we are thinking that 441 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 3: the same one is definitely in Heath. Heath talking about 442 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 3: taking a basketball into the NATS is just outstanding champagne comedy. 443 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're in the Call of Famer. 444 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 3: Yes, awesome work. 445 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,040 Speaker 1: Youngest person in the Call of our youngest miner, which 446 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 1: means have to send him a non alcoholic hamper, which 447 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,360 Speaker 1: is what you get for going in the Call of Fame. 448 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,960 Speaker 1: Obviously we send alcoholic ham yes, we send hampers. Champagne. 449 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,920 Speaker 1: You get a Christmas Ham Christmas hand. Yeah, if you 450 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,480 Speaker 1: go the crackers cheeses, I think, and obviously you go 451 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:22,320 Speaker 1: in the call of fame. 452 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,480 Speaker 3: But it's worth calling the show guys. 453 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,600 Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's a pretty good prize and it's 454 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 1: actually hand put together by a producer Cam so yeah, yeah, 455 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,480 Speaker 1: he puts them all together. 456 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 3: He actually makes his own cheese, does he? 457 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,399 Speaker 1: Yep? Oh, I thought he might. 458 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:40,280 Speaker 3: A long family of cheese cheese people. Yeah, cheeses they 459 00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:40,639 Speaker 3: call him. 460 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, in the industry. 461 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 3: Anyway, we've got to move on the show on enough 462 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,240 Speaker 3: about Cams cheese. Let's let's play a song or traffic. 463 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 3: I don't mind. 464 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:58,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, smell the money getting your home on a Friday. 465 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,360 Speaker 1: Friday is a little bit later on this what's our 466 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 1: chance to win fifty bucks all thanks to Bridgetone. So no, 467 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:07,760 Speaker 1: that's not thanks to bridge Jon, I mean thanks to 468 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,640 Speaker 1: Bridgetone for the show. 469 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. 470 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 1: Ideas is that's actually out of our own money, which. 471 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,760 Speaker 2: Is you know, if anyone wants to chuck in a 472 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,440 Speaker 2: bit of money into fridyas, please email us, get on 473 00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,360 Speaker 2: our Instagram, get on our Facebook with them woddy for both. 474 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, because we want to keep this anyone going, but 475 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,480 Speaker 1: you know we are running out of caps, running out 476 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:24,760 Speaker 1: of cash. 477 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,960 Speaker 2: Fast up next, though, Will, If you've ever if you're 478 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 2: listening to me right now, and you've ever been on 479 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 2: a bad date, like a really shocking date. 480 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,439 Speaker 3: I think I'm have a solution for you. You last Friday, Well, 481 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that was a bad date from my perspective. 482 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,119 Speaker 3: From her perspective, I think it probably was because she 483 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 3: did fob me off a few days later. Yeah, but 484 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,320 Speaker 3: bad dates. If you've had one solution for you? 485 00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:49,119 Speaker 1: Up next, beautiful, Will, what are you getting in? 486 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,640 Speaker 3: Yes, a friend of mine had a date last night. 487 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:59,679 Speaker 3: My friend Anna, she's dating. She's just dating. She had 488 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:00,520 Speaker 3: a date last night. 489 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,080 Speaker 1: Good on there. 490 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's dating as well. I'm dating. 491 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,240 Speaker 1: Have you guys ever thought about dating each other? 492 00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:08,320 Speaker 3: No, we're good friends. We're good friends. But how's this? 493 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,000 Speaker 2: She said to me that fifteen minutes in. Yeah, so 494 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,040 Speaker 2: fifteen minutes into the date, she one hundred percent knew 495 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 2: this guy was not right. She was just like, the 496 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:23,639 Speaker 2: conversation was terrible. Yep, there was no chemistry there. And 497 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,160 Speaker 2: she said ten or fifteen minutes in, she just wanted 498 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,119 Speaker 2: to call it. She was like it felt like he 499 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,879 Speaker 2: wasn't enjoying himself. She wasn't enjoying herself. It's just like, 500 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,560 Speaker 2: this is just awkward now both of us. 501 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 1: What are we doing? We're wasting each other time. 502 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 2: My question is, and I want to ask everyone this, 503 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six five is the number? Is it 504 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 2: rude to call off a date after fifteen minutes? 505 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,040 Speaker 1: I think it depends how you do it. You were 506 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,800 Speaker 1: you have fifteen minutes into a date and you're like, oh, 507 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:56,879 Speaker 1: I got it, Sorry, Henry, but this sucks. Your company sucks. 508 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:57,760 Speaker 1: I'm done. 509 00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, But isn't that But isn't it better though? Like 510 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,320 Speaker 3: rip the bandit off? 511 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,439 Speaker 1: Well, the other way of going about it. The other 512 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,600 Speaker 1: way of going about it is, Hey, Henry, look, I 513 00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:08,159 Speaker 1: really appreciate the fat you've asked me out here. I 514 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,840 Speaker 1: just want to put my cards on the table. I 515 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,280 Speaker 1: just don't know whether this is right for you, and 516 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,560 Speaker 1: I really don't want to waste your time. So I'm thinking, 517 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:15,280 Speaker 1: would you mind if we just shook hands and then 518 00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 1: you can enjoy the rest of your evening. Yeah? 519 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,160 Speaker 3: See that seems reasonable to me. That seems right because 520 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,639 Speaker 3: the other side of it is that you lead the 521 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,320 Speaker 3: person on for you know, two or three hours, knowing 522 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,320 Speaker 3: that they're not the one I just likes wasting their time. 523 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: Twenty two year old, did you for two or three 524 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,080 Speaker 1: hours the other night? Was because the message she sent 525 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:33,720 Speaker 1: you later on by that time shows you that she 526 00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,200 Speaker 1: was just pissing in your pocket for a couple of 527 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:36,640 Speaker 1: hours there. 528 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,560 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and if she if she was doing such 529 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 2: things in my pocket, yeah, I would have preferred it 530 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,920 Speaker 2: if she told me ten minutes in. 531 00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 3: Hey, I'm not too old yourld. 532 00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:48,360 Speaker 2: It may be out of touch, it may have been 533 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 2: my age, but I do want to ask the question though, 534 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,480 Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six y five, is it rude to 535 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,840 Speaker 2: call off the date after fifteen minutes? 536 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,040 Speaker 3: And maybe you've done it as well? 537 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,879 Speaker 1: How are you doing him a favor? 538 00:24:59,200 --> 00:24:59,400 Speaker 3: Yeah? 539 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:03,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, him a favor because I'm much more in that camp. 540 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,840 Speaker 1: If you do it the right way, you can smint 541 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,120 Speaker 1: it to them as if like, look, this might sting 542 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,919 Speaker 1: a bit now, but telling you you're wasting your time, and. 543 00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 3: I honestly think most of the time they would be relieved. 544 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,359 Speaker 3: They're like, oh, I'm glad you said it. 545 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,280 Speaker 1: How would you feel if the twenty two year old 546 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 1: said to you the other night, fifteen minutes in too 547 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 1: old would have stung. It would have stung, would have 548 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,119 Speaker 1: stun because you know, you put your best shirt on, 549 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,480 Speaker 1: you put your cologne, even. 550 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,000 Speaker 3: Put jocks on, and I put sorry, No, I meant 551 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,239 Speaker 3: to say so, I mean to say shoes. I meant 552 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 3: to say shoes. I put pants on and shoes on, 553 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,960 Speaker 3: which is obviously my last sorry, my last that I was. 554 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:38,120 Speaker 1: So will I put my underwear on and I put 555 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,440 Speaker 1: my shoes on. You know I went all out for it. 556 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:43,960 Speaker 1: That's a big sorry. I can't accept that, you know. 557 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,760 Speaker 1: But what you're saying is that it would have stung 558 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: because you prepared more than you normally would have, which 559 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:50,040 Speaker 1: I understand is going to sting a bit. But you 560 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,960 Speaker 1: thank her now, but you would have thanked. 561 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 2: Her in hindsight, I would have been glad thirty one 562 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,679 Speaker 2: six five. Is it rude to goal for a date 563 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 2: after fifteen minutes? 564 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:01,639 Speaker 6: I put chocolate, I put shoes, only delving into an 565 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 6: area which I think a lot of people would just 566 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:08,800 Speaker 6: deem as inappropriate and you probably feel very uncomfortable doing it. 567 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: But you and I were just discussing the fact that 568 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,560 Speaker 1: if you didn't get on with somebody at the start 569 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,679 Speaker 1: of a date, you realize that you're just clashing. You're 570 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,440 Speaker 1: trying to fit a square peek into a round hole. 571 00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: No chemistry, there's no chemistry. Should you be able to 572 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,080 Speaker 1: say to them early on, look, appreciate the offer, it's 573 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,160 Speaker 1: very nice being here, but we're both wasting our time. 574 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,639 Speaker 3: Yep, Eli, we're asking is it rude to call for 575 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,800 Speaker 3: date out to fifteen minutes? 576 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:31,520 Speaker 1: What are you doing? 577 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 5: Hey? 578 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:32,320 Speaker 1: Guys? 579 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,719 Speaker 4: So I'm actually a really judgmental person if an if 580 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,639 Speaker 4: I don't click with someone, I will just cut it 581 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 4: off straight up. 582 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,360 Speaker 1: So you do it on the middle of the date? 583 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,639 Speaker 1: Do you let him down nicely? 584 00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:43,920 Speaker 4: Ali? 585 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,160 Speaker 1: I mean, do you go and buy him and drink 586 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,720 Speaker 1: think about it at the bar, or do you just go? 587 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,560 Speaker 1: Not fine? And I don't like your calculator. Yeah, basically, 588 00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,919 Speaker 1: how do they respond? Ali? Well, look, I've had a. 589 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,480 Speaker 4: Few people who've agreed that we would get along. 590 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,440 Speaker 5: I've had a few people. 591 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 1: That a bit upset. You know, I'm not going to 592 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:04,880 Speaker 1: waste someone's time. 593 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's sort of being mean to be 594 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,840 Speaker 3: kind in a way. Thanks for the call. 595 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 1: And that's what we were talking about before. Is the 596 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,080 Speaker 1: initial sting that you get, you'll be like, yeah, that sucked, 597 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,879 Speaker 1: I've just been shut down, looking good of medlers effort. 598 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,280 Speaker 1: But the next morning, after you've had a good sleep 599 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,000 Speaker 1: and we got home and managed to watch the second 600 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 1: half of Pretty Woman, you'd be happy. You'd be happy 601 00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,000 Speaker 1: the other. 602 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,399 Speaker 3: Night, DEAs Now, is that what you'd go home and 603 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,040 Speaker 3: watch Pretty Woman? 604 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,440 Speaker 1: Most of the time? That or I tend to change 605 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 1: it up a little bit. Miscongenialities. 606 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,880 Speaker 2: Also, oh that's a great And it's got to Blake here, Blake. 607 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,879 Speaker 2: Is it rude to call it for date after fifteen minutes? 608 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,000 Speaker 4: Absolutely not, Guys, I'm all for it. 609 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,040 Speaker 3: Have you done it before? 610 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:43,720 Speaker 1: Bla Blake? 611 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,560 Speaker 4: I have actually look my premister on the whole thing 612 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,280 Speaker 4: is just yeah, trying to keep a guy interested is 613 00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,040 Speaker 4: hard enough as it is trying to keep a guy 614 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:58,200 Speaker 4: interested who's not interested. It's just impossible. Sot off quickly. 615 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 1: You're wasting each other's time. Blake, thanks a lot of sense. 616 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,520 Speaker 3: It's got to Georgie. 617 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,680 Speaker 1: And concerning thing about this is that everybody's going I 618 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,520 Speaker 1: feel like we're all kind of like keyboard or or 619 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: phone warriors here because everyone's going, oh yeah, no, I 620 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,719 Speaker 1: definitely do it, don't waste their time. But apart from 621 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,680 Speaker 1: maybe Ali, I don't think anyone's actually done it. Yeah, 622 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: we're all sitting here going it's the right thing to do, 623 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,920 Speaker 1: but it's easier. It's easier said than done, Georgia. 624 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:23,479 Speaker 3: Is it Is it rude to call it for date 625 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 3: after fifteen minutes? 626 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:24,840 Speaker 5: No? 627 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 4: Of course, though, it's all about the instant attraction and 628 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 4: if it's not there, what's the point of wasting Everyone's okay, 629 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:30,720 Speaker 4: But as. 630 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 3: Will was saying, would you be brave enough to, you know, 631 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,960 Speaker 3: ten minutely say tible a guy who's just dressed up. 632 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 1: To me put in all these efforts, Georgia, he's brought 633 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 1: your corsage, and. 634 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,000 Speaker 4: Then I probably stay. 635 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: You know, that's I think this is what it's time 636 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,440 Speaker 1: to get down to as well. At the end of 637 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,280 Speaker 1: the day. It's also like if it's dinner, you're walking 638 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,040 Speaker 1: away and you're not getting fed, or it becomes complicated 639 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 1: when you've ordered, like maybe you've ordered, you've already ordered 640 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 1: your food, and I realized, like. 641 00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:00,680 Speaker 3: What are you gonna do to the call jodge? 642 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,600 Speaker 2: You will finish off with jewels here jeels, we're asking 643 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,200 Speaker 2: the question if it's rude to call off a date 644 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 2: after fifteen minutes. 645 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 3: What do you reckon? 646 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,840 Speaker 4: I reckon it's a case by case basis one hundred percent, 647 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,560 Speaker 4: but I reckon that. 648 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,520 Speaker 5: You've got to be honest. 649 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 4: I don't want him to string me along, and I 650 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 4: don't want to string him along either. 651 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,560 Speaker 3: All right, let's do it, Jiels. I want to see 652 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:17,160 Speaker 3: this in practice. 653 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 1: I'm going to are you hitting on another? Call on? 654 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 3: No, I'm not hitting, Jeels. I'm not hitting to go 655 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 3: out with you. I appreciate that, Jewels. 656 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,040 Speaker 1: The second or third listener. You can't sleep with the listeners. 657 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 3: I have not done that ever. Right, Wow, there that one. No, 658 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:38,640 Speaker 3: that's and he's joking, Jewels. Juels, I want to see 659 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 3: this in practice. You and I are on a date, Yes, 660 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,320 Speaker 3: we're ten minutes in. You're hating the date. How would 661 00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 3: you go like? How would you go about it? How 662 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 3: are you pulling the bandit off? How are you calling 663 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:49,360 Speaker 3: it off? 664 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:49,440 Speaker 5: Go? 665 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:51,600 Speaker 4: See, that's that's a lot of pressure. 666 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,000 Speaker 3: There's no sexual chemistry at the moment because. 667 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 4: We're on the phone. 668 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, he whiz, Jewels. 669 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: You know, I would give you a little bit of 670 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:02,640 Speaker 1: time if the generated bit. 671 00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:04,760 Speaker 3: Of a spark a little bit warm in the studio. 672 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: You want to get sexual undergy going over the phone, Jewels, 673 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:13,640 Speaker 1: whiz everybody, if you can deepen your voice a little bit, 674 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 1: how's that jewel? 675 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 4: That? Okay, we don't want to leave the. 676 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 5: Wow. 677 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,720 Speaker 3: Al right, Well that's kind of a song and maybe. 678 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 4: So weird. 679 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,000 Speaker 3: I feel like Jules has been the prominent movie here. 680 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,680 Speaker 3: I'm just you know, on the receiving end, will. 681 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,720 Speaker 1: Jus there, I'm so sorry. 682 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,360 Speaker 4: I thought that you didn't want me to talk anymore. 683 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're there. 684 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll get it right. We'll get it right. 685 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 1: What's your number? Jewels, what's your number? 686 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:01,960 Speaker 3: I don't have to do that. And it's a Friday, 687 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,720 Speaker 3: so let's give away some fifty dollar notes with Frida Ears. 688 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:06,360 Speaker 1: No, Fridy Dear. 689 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:07,600 Speaker 3: This is really easy. 690 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 2: You call us on thirteen one oh six five, so easy. 691 00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,040 Speaker 2: Ask us a question. Now, these questions are questions that 692 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 2: Google cannot answer. 693 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:14,960 Speaker 5: You know. 694 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,600 Speaker 2: That's sort of like ribticklers will head scratches. Yeah, that's 695 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,440 Speaker 2: a good way to describe it. And if we can't 696 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,160 Speaker 2: give you a logical answer to your question, you win 697 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 2: fifty bucks. 698 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,360 Speaker 3: I believe you've got one for me. You cheeky little man. 699 00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,520 Speaker 1: Yeah. So the other day I found out about this 700 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:32,320 Speaker 1: concept called latch key incompetence. 701 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 3: Latch key incompetence. 702 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, which basically means, you know, when you really need 703 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 1: to go to the toilet, Yes, yes, happens all the 704 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 1: time to make so apparently if you have any sort 705 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: of struggle on your way to going to the toilet, 706 00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:51,560 Speaker 1: that will increase your desire to go massively. 707 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,440 Speaker 3: So if I got into like a wrestle with someone. 708 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,520 Speaker 1: No, right, because you'd be focusing on the wrestle. I mean, 709 00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:01,760 Speaker 1: like you've just arrived time from work and you really 710 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,440 Speaker 1: and you need to wa but all of a sudden 711 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 1: your seat belt won't come off. Oh yes, no, it goes. 712 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 3: Through the roof, yes, yeah. 713 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 1: Or if someone's in the toilet, yes, yes, you get 714 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,680 Speaker 1: there and someone's there, so little obstacles along the way. 715 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,360 Speaker 1: So a lot of people talking about the fact that 716 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,680 Speaker 1: they've genuinely wet themselves because it goes up so much, 717 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 1: and they like when they've had the wrong key or 718 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:25,280 Speaker 1: they can't open their lock box yeah yea yeah, and 719 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 1: all of a sudden they need to wear He goes 720 00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,840 Speaker 1: from like a ten percent need to like an eighty 721 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:29,720 Speaker 1: percent need to weak. 722 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, it can relate. 723 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,080 Speaker 1: So I thought i'd ask you back in the day, so, 724 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,520 Speaker 1: like when there were drawbridges, do you think drawbridges like 725 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,800 Speaker 1: at a castle, in a castle with like over a mote, 726 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,640 Speaker 1: do you think that a lot more people wet their 727 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,920 Speaker 1: pants because the doors were bigger and harder to get? 728 00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,880 Speaker 3: Good question, will, really good question. Here's the thing I 729 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,320 Speaker 3: think because they would know already that you know it 730 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 3: takes a certain amount of time for the drawbridge to 731 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,360 Speaker 3: come down, it would be just the same as opening 732 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,280 Speaker 3: a door because they're expecting the drawbridge to take a 733 00:32:59,320 --> 00:32:59,720 Speaker 3: long time. 734 00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: What I mean, So it would only be if like 735 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,680 Speaker 1: the guy who's in charge of opening the drawbridge got 736 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 1: shot with an arrow. Correct, Yeah, you'd be like, ah, yes, 737 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 1: So another question for you there. Okay, So if you're 738 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,400 Speaker 1: laying siege to a castle. 739 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,160 Speaker 3: I'm attacking a car. 740 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,600 Speaker 1: You're taking a castle, laying siege to it. Yeah, you 741 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,440 Speaker 1: don't know how long it's going to take to get 742 00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: in there and open the drawbridge, but you really need 743 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,880 Speaker 1: to take away. Do you think people laying siege would 744 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:23,840 Speaker 1: wean themselves a lot more? 745 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,120 Speaker 2: To be honest, if I was ever to lay a siege. 746 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,160 Speaker 2: I think we would be the least of my troubles 747 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 2: and I just pee my pants in mode suit. That's 748 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,480 Speaker 2: a great point and jonah Ark actually said that in 749 00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 2: an interview. 750 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,480 Speaker 3: I've now a thirty or sixty five. If you've got a. 751 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 2: Question like this, it's a fried deer, Google kind answer it. 752 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,640 Speaker 2: We can't give you a logical answer. You win your self. 753 00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:43,719 Speaker 2: Fifty bucks were taken up. 754 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: Next, you've got a question for us, Google can answer. 755 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: You've got a chance to win yourself fifty bucks. 756 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 3: No fridea go on from Daniel here? 757 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:53,720 Speaker 5: Can I? 758 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,200 Speaker 3: Daniel? 759 00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:56,720 Speaker 1: Wow? 760 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,320 Speaker 3: Your voice that is that is deep? 761 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 1: Straight off for four and twenty add. 762 00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right, danil you got a question for. 763 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:10,400 Speaker 4: Us, mate, Yeah, seven eleven that opened twenty four to seven. 764 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:13,880 Speaker 3: Why do they have locks on the door? Yeez, Daniel? 765 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: On which door? 766 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,040 Speaker 3: On the front door? 767 00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,680 Speaker 4: You've seen the front door or the doors? 768 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,399 Speaker 3: There are locks? 769 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:19,120 Speaker 1: Are there? 770 00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,440 Speaker 4: Every single one has a lock? 771 00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:20,799 Speaker 5: Yeah? 772 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah right, but there is a lock there. 773 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,120 Speaker 3: There's the capability to lock. 774 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 1: Ah yeah, luck with the key too well, just in 775 00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,280 Speaker 1: case the world descends into chaos and Marshall law. Occasionally 776 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,080 Speaker 1: you might need to lock. 777 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,680 Speaker 3: The place like a zombie apocalypse. 778 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, like there's a zombie apocalypse, you want to be 779 00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:37,120 Speaker 1: able to lock your doors. 780 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,239 Speaker 3: Mm or on a smaller note, if that, if that's 781 00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:41,799 Speaker 3: a ridiculous for you, Daniel. 782 00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,640 Speaker 1: As a burglar will keep him out. 783 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,880 Speaker 3: That's another simple one, or even simpler than that. If 784 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:47,200 Speaker 3: you need to go and take a quick whizz or 785 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,960 Speaker 3: something and you're going to leve the desk and of 786 00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:49,799 Speaker 3: tend to lock the door. 787 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good answers there, Daniel. 788 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,520 Speaker 3: That's got amazing crazy what's your question? 789 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:59,279 Speaker 4: Hi, guys, my question, My question is what happens if 790 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,279 Speaker 4: a zombie can't get enough through to eat? Because it's 791 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:03,319 Speaker 4: not like they can die because they're already dead. 792 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,239 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now this is the sort of question I 793 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,760 Speaker 2: love to sink my teeth into mind the pun, Maisy, 794 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,520 Speaker 2: very good. So you say, because they can't die of 795 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 2: starvation or can no zombies can die? 796 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 1: Though, I feel like the thing is that zombies are 797 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 1: always hungry. They look hungry, don't they, like you know, 798 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,480 Speaker 1: like they're always like, oh wow, here's a fresh one, 799 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,840 Speaker 1: let's all go for him here. There's no like line 800 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:27,359 Speaker 1: to it, there's no like order and I'll go first. 801 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,120 Speaker 1: It's a pack, Yes, everyone grab what you can think, 802 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,960 Speaker 1: which would indicate they are hungry. Yes, because why else 803 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:33,880 Speaker 1: would they want to eat you? 804 00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:36,560 Speaker 3: Well, I think in the well zombie movies they do. 805 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 3: There are different opinions on what zombies do eat you for. 806 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,880 Speaker 3: I think there's something like they are attracted to your blood, 807 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,720 Speaker 3: or they need to survive. 808 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,360 Speaker 1: If they need to survive, then that means they have 809 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,600 Speaker 1: to eat you to survive, which. 810 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,120 Speaker 3: Which implies that they're not actually dead, or that they 811 00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:54,399 Speaker 3: can get more dead. 812 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,239 Speaker 1: I think there's room to get more dead. 813 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,680 Speaker 3: The question is that you're highlighting that. I mean, I 814 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 3: can't remember a zombie movie where one of these zombies 815 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 3: just passed away from you know, a heart attack or 816 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 3: you know, starvation. 817 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,120 Speaker 1: But I also can't remember a zombie movie where a 818 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,439 Speaker 1: zombie passed up a human because they were full. 819 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:15,879 Speaker 3: No, definitely get hunger, they definitely, so they're definitely hungry. Yeah, 820 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 3: But the question is can they die? 821 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:23,520 Speaker 1: It's a bloody good question, maye you, I think, well 822 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,760 Speaker 1: that's a river because the problem is if they're hungry, 823 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:29,440 Speaker 1: that implies that they can die because you are to 824 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,080 Speaker 1: eat to stay alive. But then on the other hand, 825 00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,919 Speaker 1: if they're already dead, then I can't think of another 826 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,520 Speaker 1: reason why they're hunger. It's a ripper of a question. 827 00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,440 Speaker 2: The other thing is you never see zombie drinking water? 828 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,879 Speaker 2: Do You don't need to, and it's dehydration that actually 829 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 2: kills you before hungry. 830 00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,239 Speaker 1: I think down to here is like, what are your 831 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,360 Speaker 1: motivations for eating a human if you're a zombie. I 832 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,560 Speaker 1: think maybe they're just a little bit jealous. I just reckon, 833 00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,040 Speaker 1: they're a little bit jealous. They're just like, damn it, 834 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:55,320 Speaker 1: I'm dead. You're not dead. You know you should be 835 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,279 Speaker 1: suffering as hang on. 836 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:57,919 Speaker 2: You know when those zombie movies, though, where a loved 837 00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:01,200 Speaker 2: one turns into a zombie, you would and eat your 838 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,520 Speaker 2: partner out of jealousy. 839 00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,720 Speaker 1: You know what it could be? What maybe it's actually 840 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,719 Speaker 1: just really good being a zombie and they're looking at 841 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,200 Speaker 1: all that everyone else going. 842 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 3: Like join me. 843 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, well you you're missing out. 844 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, and the only way for you to not miss 845 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,239 Speaker 3: out is if I have us last out. 846 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,000 Speaker 5: Yeah. 847 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,319 Speaker 3: Good point. And in that case, yeah, zombie moo should 848 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:18,600 Speaker 3: be a lot more. 849 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: It's actually really good. They actually get good. 850 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,719 Speaker 3: Zombies are a far superior race. Please yeah, take me 851 00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:26,000 Speaker 3: we ignorant. Yeah, we should be queuing up to be 852 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,560 Speaker 3: chomped by a zombie. I should be cues out the door. 853 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,280 Speaker 1: I agree. You know, so zombie apocalypse. 854 00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,239 Speaker 3: We're all for it. 855 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:33,680 Speaker 1: Are you just going to throw yourself? 856 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 3: Well yeah, I will take me. 857 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:36,400 Speaker 1: Boys. 858 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,160 Speaker 3: Well, based on that argument, absolutely, it looks like fun boys. 859 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,959 Speaker 3: Go on, take your pie. 860 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,640 Speaker 1: That's a pleasure getting your home This afternoon's Jesus had fun. 861 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:46,000 Speaker 3: I've had an absolute trait of a time. 862 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,520 Speaker 2: Wat of a time perfect little on trade to watch 863 00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:51,800 Speaker 2: would be an absolutely delicious main course of a weekend. 864 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,400 Speaker 1: Will Yeah, delicious main course of a weekend. No, no, no, 865 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,800 Speaker 1: norm would see what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram 866 00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,720 Speaker 1: and Facebook. Swill and Woody. 867 00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,000 Speaker 3: The poster comes between ten and ten thirty. And that 868 00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:04,600 Speaker 3: is what is getting through my mum. 869 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,800 Speaker 1: That's all it is through the parish post. He's not 870 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:07,520 Speaker 1: going through your mum. 871 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:08,520 Speaker 3: No did I say that? 872 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 1: Did I? 873 00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 3: Sorry mum? That was a slip at the time.