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Speaker 1: Welcome to Them, Christian No Common Show podcast. I couldn't

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Speaker 1: get enough of an emerging news story coming from Scotland yesterday.

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Speaker 1: We have these big TVs out here in the office

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Speaker 1: where the sales team set. Therese massive big TV's got

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they have the news on, by

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Speaker 1: the way, it's always got the news on. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: they had like this big flash up. The headline was

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Speaker 1: Immersive Wonker Experience horrifies children and it was some sort

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Speaker 1: of made up from a very funny satirical American website,

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Speaker 1: The Onion, and I got my phone out to take

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Speaker 1: a photo because I immediately thought I need to know

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Speaker 1: about this. It's not something you don't annoyally see that together.

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Speaker 1: It felt like the ghost of Wonka was putting this

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Speaker 1: together because you know, basically, four kids died in the

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Speaker 1: original Wonker Immersive Walker Experience. Those people are lucky they

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Speaker 1: left with their wives and only losing their lives, only

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Speaker 1: losing seventy bucks. But in Scotland, what was advertised as

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Speaker 1: Willie's Chocolate Experience, charging seventy bucks entry, it was an

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Speaker 1: immersive experience. The promise to transport Winnie Wonka fans to

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Speaker 1: a magical realm was such a letdown that they called

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Speaker 1: the police and said it looked like a meth lab.

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Speaker 1: This is what happened to some of the people that

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Speaker 1: were in train spotting. They try to rip off all

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Speaker 1: Scottish families and the police were called. They called the police.

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Speaker 1: Imagine you had such a bad experience at a kid's

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Speaker 1: non attraction.

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Speaker 2: You called the police. But it was so bad, it's awful.

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Speaker 2: It's built inside a warehouse. Yeah, and it's so sparsely

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Speaker 2: fitted out. It looks like a local primary school could

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Speaker 2: have done a better job of making it look magical.

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Speaker 1: Screams a small radio station trying to promote the movie

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Speaker 1: Winnie Wonka unofficially days that was a lot of obis.

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Speaker 1: But to charge on sefty bucks to go to a

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Speaker 1: Scottish warehouse, according to the BBC, a sparsely decorated warehouse

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Speaker 1: with a scattering of plastic prime, a small bouncy castle.

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Speaker 1: And then there was also that children were given one

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Speaker 1: jelly bean and at half a cup of supermarket home

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Speaker 1: brand lemon. Even CNN reporting on it, there was no

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Speaker 1: captivating entertainment, no paradise of sweet treats as was advertised.

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Speaker 1: One actor who was hired to work the event, described

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Speaker 1: it as quote where dreams.

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Speaker 2: Go to die.

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Speaker 3: Oh damn.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps you have you've seen it, No, I haven't. Oh

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Speaker 1: my word, there's some I don't know whether she's an

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Speaker 1: actress or she's.

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Speaker 2: She's like one of the umple lumpers. Yeah, dressed is

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Speaker 2: one of them.

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Speaker 1: Behind what does look like a meth lab. It's it

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Speaker 1: is actually sort of chemicals in flassnet where the frozen

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Speaker 1: look on her face looks like she's questioning all the

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Speaker 1: life choices that have led to that precise moment. The BBC,

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Speaker 1: obviously they do. They are one of the biggest broadcasters

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Speaker 1: in the world. They do a massive phone and at

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Speaker 1: midday kind of like Neil Mitchell, but you talk about

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Speaker 1: ten or eleven million people listening. Shot huge. Jeremy Vine

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Speaker 1: the BBC. I've worked for the BBC for years. You

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Speaker 1: are not allowed to have bad language on there. It's

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Speaker 1: like a major thing. Soe Carson, who was there and

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Speaker 1: sweat and I think it's the right use to swear word.

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Speaker 1: It's the only way to describe someone like that. Jeremy Vine,

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Speaker 1: the host, is not happy with the swearing. He's more

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Speaker 1: upset with the swearing than actually the kids being ripped off.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think part of my language, the bad way

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Speaker 3: of describing it. It was an absolute shit show. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: let's try and if we can keep the language a

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Speaker 3: little bit cleaner, that would be okay. That's fine. You've you've,

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Speaker 3: you've done it, and you've said it.

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Speaker 1: Don't ever do that again, please, I mean, Jeremy, come here,

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Speaker 1: listen to the radio here, you'd be horrified, sir.

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Speaker 3: I think part of my language, the bad way of

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Speaker 3: describing it.

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Speaker 1: It was an absolute ship show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's try and if we can keep the language

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Speaker 3: a little bit cleaner, that would be. Okay. That's fine.

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Speaker 3: You've you've, you've done it, and you've said it. It must

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Speaker 3: never happen. That's done. It's done. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: You need you need these, you need these photos in

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Speaker 1: your life. Trust me. Right today, when you get a moment,

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Speaker 1: google the news story. It's increble. Look at the lady

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Speaker 1: mind

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