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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning Rio, Good morning, Christian Coome Oning Patsy, Morning
Speaker 1: John Batty? Are you talking about the milk, the bread,
Speaker 1: the onion prices and where are the best places to
Speaker 1: get value for money? You guys familiar with the old
Speaker 1: timey phrase know your onions? I'm much to love that phrase.
Speaker 1: Google it now. Okay, it's a very old phrase. Someone
Speaker 1: who knows their onions is like a master of their
Speaker 1: craft or trade. Oh right, Oh, it's a phrase that
Speaker 1: these days is this going to die out? The young
Speaker 1: generation won't know what I'm talking about. But someone who's
Speaker 1: very good at their job, you might recommend a gardener
Speaker 1: or a pair man. You would say you should call
Speaker 1: Dave is any good? He knows his onions? And I never,
Speaker 1: even as a kid, who was that does that? It's
Speaker 1: not related to someone who's a repair man knowing their
Speaker 1: nuts and bolts or car engine.
Speaker 3: I get it. Knowing your onions.
Speaker 4: Apparently it is cockney rhyming slang.
Speaker 1: What for what is it right for to know your onions, to.
Speaker 5: Know your onion rings? Yeah, to know your things. They've
Speaker 5: just dropped off the rings.
Speaker 1: Progress, it's evolution, perhasually, maybe because I know that the
Speaker 1: supermarkets sort of advertise and trade and what their prices
Speaker 1: are for like a liter or two liters of full
Speaker 1: cream milk, and also what the bread is, right, because
Speaker 1: people are quite we're quite loyal where we shopped to
Speaker 1: our grocery shopping, and a lot of it is just
Speaker 1: to do with what's nearby. Yeah, it's the closest one
Speaker 1: rather than actually, especially the cost of fuel right now
Speaker 1: and what's going on in the world. The fuel is
Speaker 1: already expensive here, it's going to keep creeping up. But
Speaker 1: actually I think that actually, like servo stations have the
Speaker 1: price on those big boards, have what a liter of
Speaker 1: milk is a loaf of bread? And again cafes, I
Speaker 1: want to see out the front. How much is how
Speaker 1: much is a latch air a cappuccino?
Speaker 4: Yes, because it's too awkward by the time you get
Speaker 4: up there.
Speaker 1: You can't be like, ohh, I'm shopping around at the
Speaker 1: moment now is that the best price?
Speaker 3: Because I was just chatting to the guy at.
Speaker 1: Seven eleven, and that Fellas said he could do it
Speaker 1: with the three fifty a single origin, but is it
Speaker 1: really going to taste three or four bucks more? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's the best price?
Speaker 1: How of the prices on those big boards. More of
Speaker 1: that transparent pricing is what we need. We're living in
Speaker 1: the ear of compare the market, aren't we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just see it. Everywhere should be having what
Speaker 3: the what the market prices are?
Speaker 1: Okay, so it needs to be bread, milk and coffee
Speaker 1: as well. So what do we think the average coffee
Speaker 1: you want to know is a cappuccino in a lancer?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah. The other thing is, thank god we did that
Speaker 1: bread order today. I suddenly came in.
Speaker 3: It was like, hey, we.
Speaker 1: Still got that free bread, don't we? Right from Healthy Bake.
Speaker 3: I looked in the fridge. There's bread in.
Speaker 1: There's so much a handsome to it's just toast this morning.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much to Healthy Boat. They're still dropping
Speaker 1: off that bread delivery once a week, kayla?
Speaker 3: Are we still getting it.
Speaker 6: Every single week without fail? On a Monday we will
Speaker 6: have a big box come on.
Speaker 3: In and is everyone still enjoying the bread?
Speaker 7: Ohious?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will say this though. My idea of a
Speaker 1: transparent toaster. I googled it the other day. It doesn't exist.
Speaker 4: Oh like a sea through one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because I'm always we all do this, don't
Speaker 1: we wear you want like you four or five minutes?
Speaker 1: You know what they kind of toast you want with
Speaker 1: us four? Three, four or five? But you're always after
Speaker 1: two minutes? Right, You just picked the thing out and
Speaker 1: then you chuck it back in. You just pick it up.
Speaker 3: You don't want to wait, You just stare at it.
Speaker 3: That's what you need.
Speaker 1: A transparent sea through toaster. You can see it browning
Speaker 1: to your like rather than you think. I'm sure whatever time.
Speaker 1: Why can't it just new kid? Why can't they use
Speaker 1: also microwave terechnology on toast? Why don't we got to
Speaker 1: wait for ragon?
Speaker 5: You're right, yes, And my problem is, no matter how
Speaker 5: expensive your toaster, I still yet to find one that
Speaker 5: has an even toasting on one side, one more like
Speaker 5: posted than the other.
Speaker 1: Yes, crazy, it's the same with showers, yes, yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: There's a difference between one millimeter between scolding and skinning,
Speaker 1: peeling off your scalp, right and ice cold? How can
Speaker 1: that one millimeter can't it be like the Toast Machine
Speaker 1: where it's got a skiller like one to five of
Speaker 1: How you Want to Be.
Speaker 2: Showered Christian O'Connell shower on podcast.
Speaker 1: One of the Odds. I just started watching a doncumentary
Speaker 1: about Nickelback.
Speaker 4: I didn't know they made you know.
Speaker 1: I was at a friend of mine yesterday. It's made
Speaker 1: this live an documentary. Oh yeah, right, and I'm doing
Speaker 1: the voiceover for it. When I was chatting to him
Speaker 1: and like what you've been up to? He goes, so
Speaker 1: did you ever see my Knickelback documentary? Right?
Speaker 3: And when we used to work together the same radio station,
Speaker 3: we used to argue a.
Speaker 1: Lot about Nickelback and I was showing on the side
Speaker 1: of Antie and Ben loved Nickelmack. So it's on Netflix.
Speaker 1: It's called Hate to Love. I watched it yesterday. It's
Speaker 1: really funny. Oh my god, it is so entertaining. Years
Speaker 1: and years and years ago, I interviewed Chad Krueger, lead
Speaker 1: sing off nickel about one of my most enjoyable interviews.
Speaker 4: Really, I thought he would be a toss.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he completely gets it and doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he completely gets it and just loves his lifestyle.
Speaker 3: He lives in a big house, He tours the world.
Speaker 3: He has a grill up. He doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Tony gets it, He goes, We're not the Beatles. We
Speaker 1: never even aspired to it. Have you heard the lyrics?
Speaker 1: I said, what is that one about? What the hell
Speaker 1: is on Joey's head? He goes, you wrote that stones.
Speaker 1: We didn't think anyone but like it. We wrote it
Speaker 1: because it was fun to write it and sing it.
Speaker 3: We didn't think it would become a big hit.
Speaker 1: Chad's actually zen most likable man in the world because
Speaker 1: actually he's free from what the rest of us are
Speaker 1: stuck in his tyranny of obsessing about what strangers think
Speaker 1: about us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that man has got zen Like Serenity.
Speaker 1: Who knew that the wisest man in music is Chad
Speaker 1: Kruger from nickl Back.
Speaker 3: Now, Patsy, how was everything for you yesterday? How was
Speaker 3: your day? Yes?
Speaker 6: Da?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 8: Can I just say we talk about the bread before.
Speaker 8: I did take home some fruit buns from the bakery
Speaker 8: yesterday and they were scrumdyly umptious with some melted butter.
Speaker 7: That was so thank you. They were beautiful.
Speaker 8: We had a toasty for lunch yesterday, and we Chris
Speaker 8: and I always have this debate about he hates.
Speaker 7: The way I make them. He has a way, a protocol.
Speaker 8: Of doing a toasty in that you do it in
Speaker 8: the sandwich press, of course, but he says that the
Speaker 8: butter must go on the outside of the bread, not
Speaker 8: on the inside, whereas I do it like a traditional sandwich.
Speaker 7: So I'll butter the inside and then whack it in there.
Speaker 1: And no no, no, no, no, no no no no
Speaker 1: no no no, no, Pats, no, it's not it's not
Speaker 1: a normal sandwich. Yeah, of course it's on the inside
Speaker 1: when it's outside, Yes, the toasting machine, because that heat
Speaker 1: has to be on the outside, and it.
Speaker 3: Gives it that nice what is that.
Speaker 4: Crunch?
Speaker 1: In a multification they call it?
Speaker 3: Sure yea.
Speaker 1: What I do is I don't just do the butter
Speaker 1: on the outside. I'll sprinkle a little bit of salt
Speaker 1: as well, and sometimes occasionally and a little coating, very
Speaker 1: light coating of mayonnaise.
Speaker 4: Really indulgence.
Speaker 1: So what happens is as you're biting into it, you
Speaker 1: don't have to wait to get through the bread for
Speaker 1: the party to start. The first thing you're tasting is
Speaker 1: the mayonnaise, bit of salt, and a butter.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is already great.
Speaker 1: We haven't even got the ham or cheese or whatever's
Speaker 1: waiting in there.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: We suddenly dessert is at the start of the meal.
Speaker 4: You flip the script.
Speaker 3: Game changer.
Speaker 4: But what, sorry, Patsy on the inside?
Speaker 1: What why? Like?
Speaker 5: I want to know the reasoning why you put it
Speaker 5: on the inside. Is it from moisture level?
Speaker 7: Yes, that's how you make That's how you make a sandwich, a.
Speaker 4: Toasted sandwich, yeh know.
Speaker 8: But sometimes, if I'm really daring, after it's been in
Speaker 8: the press, I'll just put a little scraping butter over
Speaker 8: the top before I eat it so it melts. But
Speaker 8: then it doesn't.
Speaker 4: On the bread much heat oil.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I see what the love's got love God saying.
Speaker 8: But you know, I haven't got time to be fussy with.
Speaker 1: They don't make the toasty.
Speaker 7: I thought I was doing.
Speaker 1: Require as you take some time, you know what I
Speaker 1: said about that? No, your onions just comes down to
Speaker 1: Caitlin producer, Kaitlin, how do you how do you make?
Speaker 1: Do you do a bogum one?
Speaker 7: I'm so sorry. I don't put any butter anywhere.
Speaker 3: Why not is good for you?
Speaker 7: I understand that.
Speaker 6: I just I find overly greasy or overly oily things
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: Not like marinated.
Speaker 3: It's like a marinate.
Speaker 1: It's not greasy and too dry.
Speaker 5: Hardboard your phone, Yes, let's have a cardboard sandwich.
Speaker 6: No, you've got cheese on the inside. It's delectable. That's
Speaker 6: all you need.
Speaker 4: It's got get.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you what you're going to get. And this
Speaker 1: is the only that can describe it. Well, it's claggy.
Speaker 1: You're going to get claggy cheese. It's like that tongue
Speaker 1: depressor that the doctors have. That's what you're eating. Toasty
Speaker 1: like that. It's too dry.
Speaker 6: Guys, I've never had a problem with it. I absolutely
Speaker 6: love my toastes that I make at home.
Speaker 1: Don't ever make one for any of us. I'm not
Speaker 1: having it.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show.
Speaker 1: Podcast stumbled and talking about toasty protocols. We've just had
Speaker 1: the shocking use sacrilegious in my book that Patsy does
Speaker 1: not butter the outside. I just presume we all knew
Speaker 1: you butter the outside. You must always use salt butter
Speaker 1: as well. Ext tang use unsalted butter.
Speaker 4: What exactly?
Speaker 7: Though Christian everyone used margarine.
Speaker 3: You didn't use butter unless you were like a farmer.
Speaker 3: Oh really, oh my god. It all it was was margarine.
Speaker 1: And also it had a particular yellow hue to it.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of the problems with people
Speaker 1: like Patsy and I and people have a similar kind
Speaker 1: of vintage and ages. It's that yellow, Marjorie. Why was
Speaker 1: it so down yellow? It would age quickly. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, My mum and dad they still have it. It
Speaker 1: lives in the fridge, that real tough try and butter
Speaker 1: a saldi with it and it fills up like a
Speaker 1: power and a farmer's field. It calves up the bread.
Speaker 3: It's horrible. Yes, yes, you're right. At some point we
Speaker 3: just we just sort of moved to butter. Was it again?
Speaker 8: The butter back then, though, was very It was like brick,
Speaker 8: and it did break up the bread. But butter, Mum,
Speaker 8: butter has moved on. Now there is like softd is
Speaker 8: softed bread.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I take it. Perhaps you've got a nice
Speaker 1: fancy butter dish.
Speaker 7: No, oh no, we don't. You know, it's just out
Speaker 7: of the tub. Do you have a butter dish.
Speaker 1: If I'm shop, the first thing I look for is
Speaker 1: a brand new, second hand work, preloved butter dish. Oh no,
Speaker 1: it sits out there permanently, proudly. It's chopping board. Is
Speaker 1: that the ones with like the little Yeah, it's got
Speaker 1: a little thing on top and the second clash and
Speaker 1: you go, God is here? How very so? It's probably
Speaker 1: the most English thing we have in the house, is
Speaker 1: that butter dish. I remember once when one of the teenagers
Speaker 1: in lockdown in the mood broke the butter dish. My
Speaker 1: wife and I were like, you would have thought that
Speaker 1: we broke our life, or broke the wedding room the
Speaker 1: butter dish.
Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: Where are the busy?
Speaker 3: Go on a plate like them?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, no, no no. The other thing
Speaker 1: I always use for a year because some people don't
Speaker 1: use a like the sandwich press.
Speaker 3: They use the stovetop.
Speaker 1: Nana is a grilled sandwich as opposed to a toasted sandwich.
Speaker 1: But either way, I always use two different types of cheese.
Speaker 1: Oh geese, okay, always go for mozzarella. It's not so
Speaker 1: greasy and it has it's more of a kind of pole.
Speaker 1: And no, it has a higher tensial strength.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, so it's more like a a tactile kind of.
Speaker 3: It's it's it melts better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't, because you know sometimes with the with
Speaker 1: the toasted sandwich, if you use it too hot or
Speaker 1: it's in there too long, you press down too hard,
Speaker 1: it all just oozes out the side and you're wasting
Speaker 1: quality cheesiness. So mozzarella won't do that for you, okay.
Speaker 1: And the other thing then you've got to have a
Speaker 1: flavor combination. So I'll go with a vintage cheddar. You
Speaker 1: need that that tanging, Oh yeah, you get that from
Speaker 1: a vintage Cheddar. Or if you want fancied up once
Speaker 1: a month, why not paid? I might cost you next
Speaker 1: to buck. But is it cost or is it an
Speaker 1: investment in happiness? Christian everyone? I do a ham and
Speaker 1: cheese with pineapple and of tomato sauce. No no, no, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, so wrong. That's just too much that's
Speaker 3: gone on. That's a it's a pizza with a ketchup dick,
Speaker 3: just a pizza, pauling Cooie.
Speaker 1: Rubn chrisher back up into London and Barcelona, not with
Speaker 1: flavors like that. You have it, mate, You've learnt nothing.
Speaker 1: Get back out there.
Speaker 3: Christian. You should try garlic butter with grated cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's the other thing. Is like any cheese
Speaker 1: you put in the toasty. My protocol always grate it, really,
Speaker 1: don't slice it. No better melt when it's grated, and
Speaker 1: great your own. Don't buy that pregrated stuff, even though
Speaker 1: it's scary. Isn't that greater? Terrified of it? Terrified of it.
Speaker 1: It always ends in blood. It always wins. Butter on
Speaker 1: the outside of toasty all the way and let the
Speaker 1: cheese melt outs. You can peel it off, no robber,
Speaker 1: want it all contained in there. Christian, I love it
Speaker 1: hearing the enthusiasm. I'm cooking with you in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Can you take us in that cake you major and lockdown. Listen, Matthew,
Speaker 1: that's a low blow, man. It was a dark time
Speaker 1: full of us. I went to be trying to make
Speaker 1: a cake rocket. You Matthew, you want to judge me, Okay,
Speaker 1: you want to go. You want to come at me,
Speaker 1: Come at me, bro You ever made a cake rocket?
Speaker 1: And also I generally made it unlike Pats who was
Speaker 1: let's just say the Lance Armstrong of making competition and
Speaker 1: your mum made it. I know, I saw your mum's fingerprints.
Speaker 1: I know those thumbwells and loops anywhere I got done
Speaker 1: out of that.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell. Here, I am moving on. But stalls wasdly
Speaker 1: look at it. An influx in my bocks of people's
Speaker 1: protocols about toasted sandwiches. Some of these a great Christian
Speaker 1: swap butter on the outside of your toasty for whole
Speaker 1: egg mayonnaise. It makes the outside crispier than butter. It
Speaker 1: will These are Luke's words. Rock are worlds.
Speaker 4: I'm ready to have my w wrong.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'd love to know is where
Speaker 1: people would say, seriously, make a great toasted sandwich. They
Speaker 1: must see places out that we don't know about. The
Speaker 1: do a killer one. If you know one, please let
Speaker 1: me know. Text me oh four seventy five three one
Speaker 1: o four three. Do you know if someone that makes
Speaker 1: a great one.
Speaker 5: There's two that I know of. One your neighbor on
Speaker 5: Bridge Road. Beautiful, very simple, elegant, toasty just well, yes
Speaker 5: it's restrained, but it's nice.
Speaker 3: So not too many flavors, not too much going on.
Speaker 5: No, it's very simple, but every element is done. They
Speaker 5: know and you're familiar as well.
Speaker 4: Maker and money.
Speaker 1: That's number one for me. That's straight on Goat Island
Speaker 1: at Paran Market. Oh my god, that is so good. Christian. Also,
Speaker 1: what about for the best toasty butter both outside and
Speaker 1: slow fry in the frying pan on the stove. It's
Speaker 1: better than you are seeing a sandwich press. Christian tar Rio.
Speaker 1: He needs a classic nineteen sixty Sunbeam automatic toaster. You
Speaker 1: put the bread, it automatically goes down itself. This is
Speaker 1: the best. They're worth quite a bit money. They you
Speaker 1: can buy them on ebathe, but they make for the
Speaker 1: best ones. It's like having one made in Italy that
Speaker 1: comes from Tammy.
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Do you know? There's some being automatic basic?
Speaker 8: Everyone had a sun Beat. You know what we did
Speaker 8: have growing up? We had a really old one where
Speaker 8: it was manual, so you had to open the sides
Speaker 8: of it on this little lever like it wasn't didn't
Speaker 8: have a lever. That's how whoa way back we were,
Speaker 8: and you had to like physically turn it around to
Speaker 8: do the other.
Speaker 3: Side, that's cool, I Christian.
Speaker 1: The best person to talk about Toasti's is Tim Bone
Speaker 1: from Tim's Toasties.
Speaker 5: Oh, master chef of Ballarat apparently, huh not master chef
Speaker 5: of Australia.
Speaker 1: Let's take it more local. Let's break it down to
Speaker 1: make it mollow master Ballarat. But no, you domain know
Speaker 1: his onions. He's the master of his onions. All right,
Speaker 1: let's play what's the year my friends?
Speaker 4: Do you know what they released?
Speaker 5: Free?
Speaker 1: Willly?
Speaker 4: Was it eighty nine or nine three? Or when did
Speaker 4: I don't record life four brands? I'm not very good
Speaker 4: with taste. Does anybody they know?
Speaker 1: What's the year? Again?
Speaker 3: What's the year?
Speaker 4: My friend?
Speaker 1: Good morning to Maria. I am I am moving on.
Speaker 1: But if I get an email suddenly and it's from
Speaker 1: Maria surname Cipriano, I'm presuming she's in an Italian heritage,
Speaker 1: they're going to know about totally Christian tried toasted sandwich
Speaker 1: with tomato, cheese and basil hasto.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, it will also.
Speaker 1: Light loops rock our worlds? All right? What's the year
Speaker 1: of my friends? And you tell you about TV show,
Speaker 1: a movie or a song. You and Pat's taking each
Speaker 1: other on, Rio taking pats on and everyone listening right
Speaker 1: now you're trying to shout out what was the year?
Speaker 1: My friend first? Then a great great movie. In fact,
Speaker 1: my age, your daughter loveisider talk about yesterday when she
Speaker 1: asked me what do I think are the very best
Speaker 1: comedies ever made? And this movie Step Brothers is in
Speaker 1: any top two or three. It is relentlessly funny, and
Speaker 1: they do the very rare thing of a funny movie
Speaker 1: where the heartfelt stuff really surprises you and works. It
Speaker 1: doesn't feel bolted on at the end. You know the
Speaker 1: scene I'm talking about when they start singing together.
Speaker 3: I always get quite tearful watching this. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: He's on the back with the draft and watch the
Speaker 1: instrument with the long dangly what is that? What is that?
Speaker 3: Ballic? Stalard Knights and you're right?
Speaker 1: You go left to right or right to left?
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: You can't go wrong? Will fail? And John c Riley,
Speaker 1: what a great double ap they were. But yes, so
Speaker 1: many quotable scenes as well. Did we.
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 3: Can we move our batch together?
Speaker 4: Do you know where that activities?
Speaker 5: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: But what was the year step Brothers?
Speaker 7: Well, Catlina one, Yes, who is it now?
Speaker 3: He's a big megastar in severance. Adam Scott.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, he's want to punch in the face
Speaker 1: right head through that opening to the Treehouse.
Speaker 7: My favorite Will Feral movie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to watch it again this weekend. That's
Speaker 1: that karaoke watching that movie in our family.
Speaker 8: I fear if I say the year, I'm going to
Speaker 8: be really rudely surprised by how long ago it was.
Speaker 3: We don't worry. You can't be rudely surprised. It's just
Speaker 3: it's just a game.
Speaker 7: I'm going to say two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that's so rude.
Speaker 5: I remember year eleven. I was we went and saw
Speaker 5: this at the movie so must have been or own.
Speaker 1: Oh go your first Wie two thousand and eight nails
Speaker 1: it all right. So that's the movie Step Brothers two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. Let's go on to TV now and
Speaker 1: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 3: No, I used to love you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was so good Sarah, Michelle Geller
Speaker 1: and David Brands.
Speaker 7: You know they're bringing it back out.
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3: Great show.
Speaker 1: And who is her mate with the sleepmack hair looked
Speaker 1: like a bit like what.
Speaker 7: Was her name? Allison? Was Allison's?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: I can't think of it?
Speaker 3: And there was another guy in it? Sid was his name?
Speaker 7: Was that the guy with the bleached hair?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, you're camping bleach show?
Speaker 1: Spike Tina Spike? Is it Spike Spike? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well what was he here?
Speaker 1: What was here?
Speaker 3: Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 7: I say ninety six, I have no idea.
Speaker 4: I say ninety eight.
Speaker 1: You're both wrong, but I'll give you half a point
Speaker 1: pass nineteen ninety seven for when it first started, Buffy
Speaker 1: the Vampire Slayer. All right, now we got music. We're
Speaker 1: going to What year you're gotta be guest today? Gade
Speaker 1: gotta be eighties? Yes, I'm gonna.
Speaker 8: Say early eighties, because I think I think this was
Speaker 8: eighty one.
Speaker 1: Ah, eighty six, eighty two, you're just a year of.
Speaker 6: This.
Speaker 1: Actually not to Michael Jackson and Biddie Jean off the
Speaker 1: chart Listen, this was a this is still a good wedding,
Speaker 1: this go this is a party banger. And then this
Speaker 1: is one of my favorite eighties movies.
Speaker 2: Bueller, Bueller, Bueller.
Speaker 3: Faris.
Speaker 1: Well Year, Fairest Beer's Day off.
Speaker 4: It's got to be late eighties, doesn't it. Eighty eight?
Speaker 8: No, it's earlier, I reckon. I'm gonna say eighty six.
Speaker 1: Oh perhaps your first one killing it heats he can
Speaker 1: miss out today, Patsy Fairest Buder's day off, noeen eighty six?
Speaker 3: All right, one final one.
Speaker 1: Harry Potter Rio, No, you're ya dressed like him as well?
Speaker 3: Is Show Your Star like on?
Speaker 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone the first movie? Do
Speaker 1: you know by the way they're filming the TV show now?
Speaker 3: Yes, that is going to be huge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think two thousand and three.
Speaker 7: I'm going to say two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: Ria was close to two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wow, yeah, no real. What does that to
Speaker 1: make it twenty four years old? Oh my god, that's
Speaker 1: no that a am my math's off, Kaitlin. Is that
Speaker 1: twenty four years two thousand and one to now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it would be closer because I was born in
Speaker 6: ninety two and I'm thirty three, So if it was
Speaker 6: two thousand.
Speaker 1: And one, we're in twenty twenty five. It is twenty
Speaker 1: four years old. Harry Potter was twenty four years old.
Speaker 1: I remember reading the books actually before even became a dad,
Speaker 1: because the books were great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as many adults read the books when they came
Speaker 3: out as well. God, this makes you feel solid.
Speaker 1: Harry Potters came out twenty four years ago. In fact, no,
Speaker 1: that's just the movies. The books would have been earlier.
Speaker 1: It would have been like late nineties.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show gone podcast.
Speaker 1: Now talking about music and being young fans and indeed
Speaker 1: old fans. I've had a international disagreement with my mum.
Speaker 1: Oh now, I was talking about this the other day
Speaker 1: with all the exciting about Oaysis and they've been back
Speaker 1: together and it all starts in a week's time. On Friday,
Speaker 1: there was this amazing like a three minute video of
Speaker 1: that Adidas had made announcement they had done this unique
Speaker 1: collaboration with the band Oasis. The Gallagher brothers have always
Speaker 1: been dressed in Adidas gear since they first came on
Speaker 1: the scene, and so they've done this collaboration. They've obviously
Speaker 1: paid the band millions, made a great three minute video
Speaker 1: for it as well, which has gone viral around the world.
Speaker 1: And there were theyone else in that they were going
Speaker 1: to make, which is a great idea actual a lot
Speaker 1: of band merch is that good? We all buy it
Speaker 1: all right, but it isn't that good. So actually they
Speaker 1: had a great adare making band merch that is actually cool.
Speaker 1: And so Adidas have made this Oasis very exclusive range
Speaker 1: and it's sold out very quickly, within an hour obviously
Speaker 1: on Friday. There's such big demand at the moment, and
Speaker 1: what great timing before we get to go and see them.
Speaker 1: You can buy their merch right now. And so I
Speaker 1: was like, I've got to get my hands on some
Speaker 1: of this, and I see annoyingly you can't get it
Speaker 1: shipped Australia. You can't buy it in Australia. I download
Speaker 1: and Anidas app and I lie that I'm a resident
Speaker 1: of the UK, and I use my mummy's phone number
Speaker 1: and my mummy's address and I order my two Oasis
Speaker 1: Adidas Merchant items to go to my mum's address. Over
Speaker 1: the weekend, I forget to tell my mum it's coming,
Speaker 1: and then getting alert saying Royal Mail. That's what we
Speaker 1: call the post in the UK. The postal service is
Speaker 1: called the Royal Mail. As if you're using King Charles's
Speaker 1: personal swans to deliver this Oasis merchandise anyway, My mum
Speaker 1: sends me a message going thanks for the tops. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: I'm calling mom going no, they ain't for you.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: So a video called my mom and goes show me
Speaker 1: the top. She goes, oh my god, look at them
Speaker 1: and me it's a little bit heavy. Ah, my mum's
Speaker 1: got this awesome looking Yeah, tracksuit top. I mean, what
Speaker 1: is a seventy seven year old Nana doing rocking an
Speaker 1: Oasis Adida's tracksuits. She's the cool now. She got going
Speaker 1: to Bingo and Zomba in that. And I said, there's
Speaker 1: a there's the top, and then where's a T shirt?
Speaker 1: That's my boyfriend Bob.
Speaker 3: No, not you guys, it's for me. You don't even
Speaker 3: like Oasis.
Speaker 1: She goes, no, not really, but I just thought, oh,
Speaker 1: we must have thought we'd like this some Adidas much.
Speaker 5: The thought of those two strutting around English she was
Speaker 5: wearing it.
Speaker 1: I was finding it hard to laugh. My mom was going, oh,
Speaker 1: what a funny misunderstanding. You don't think where you're trying
Speaker 1: to have, what was it going to take on? You
Speaker 1: might distort the shape of it. It's costing a small
Speaker 1: fortune Buzzi to go, got a pay for the shipping.
Speaker 3: To get out of your dead hands into my hands.
Speaker 1: Here in Australia. Oh no, And I said, but you
Speaker 1: know I'm an Oasis fan.
Speaker 3: She guess, I just thought you outgrwel.
Speaker 1: That years, grow it, grow it the back, because I've
Speaker 1: heard it's been the newspapers.
Speaker 7: You were just competition on the shoulder to fly someone there.
Speaker 1: She goes, Oh, maybe they can pick it up. And
Speaker 1: we've never got tiny on the train for an hourf
Speaker 1: but you know we're sending out some chaperone, Josh the receptionist.
Speaker 1: If that doesn't if my mum doesn't send it to it,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure I'm getting a hold of it right now.
Speaker 1: Or though she was moaning it's a bit too heavy
Speaker 1: the track suit, Tooma says, the target audience is in
Speaker 1: seventy Nana's okay.
Speaker 4: It's fifty two year old men, exactly.
Speaker 1: Middle aged men hanging on to Way fourmer glories. And
Speaker 1: that's the phrase of what I thought you outgrew it
Speaker 1: by now you shouldn't ever outgrow those first loves for
Speaker 1: your bands now, So now I don't know if I'm
Speaker 1: getting a hold of it saying that.
Speaker 3: I kept saying you you've got my dress? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So no, no, you send him birthday card a couple
Speaker 1: of months ago. Go to that Royal Male post office.
Speaker 1: King Charles is sad one of his finest swans over
Speaker 1: here to Australia, so I might have to send Josh
Speaker 1: the receptionist. We he is over chaperone. In the two
Speaker 1: listeners Dave and his mate Suan that won the trip
Speaker 1: to London yesterday. He needs to go on a two
Speaker 1: hour train trip. And I know where the keys in.
Speaker 1: I know where the keys him. You have my permission
Speaker 1: to break into my lungs to get my oasis much
Speaker 1: give it back, mum.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shot podcast.
Speaker 3: My whole inbox in the studio.
Speaker 1: It's just tips and hacks about toast sandwiches. I'm not
Speaker 1: a strong man. I'm real hungry. Right now, my stomach
Speaker 1: is like toasted sandwich. You've imagined it. The stomach juices
Speaker 1: are almost getting ready to You know, when you think
Speaker 1: about food, you start imagining and tasting it, salivating, And
Speaker 1: now my body is demanding the toasas sandwich materializes in
Speaker 1: the next hour. Can you get anywhere to order them?
Speaker 1: At this early in the morning, or they don't make them.
Speaker 3: Surely somewhere we need toasted sumitch. I don't think I
Speaker 3: can focus on god sugar logos.
Speaker 1: There's a sandwich.
Speaker 4: Press in the one here.
Speaker 1: I've seen. What we've got out there is like really
Speaker 1: old clangky peanut butter.
Speaker 3: There's been there years, and.
Speaker 5: People leave that toasting machine in the most horrendous it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Notice that in the free is that it's a jar
Speaker 1: of camelized onion jam that's been there since the first
Speaker 1: week I started seven years ago. It can't be good,
Speaker 1: I reckon. That's where COVID came from. Super spreader. All right,
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday, it's the middle of the week, and
Speaker 1: I always imagine like Wednesday is like halftime, so you
Speaker 1: can look back on the week so far, I know,
Speaker 1: are you winning? And then you also we've got some
Speaker 1: measure of like I'm down, But then you can also
Speaker 1: look out for the rest of the week downhill into
Speaker 1: the weekend free winning Like it got time to get
Speaker 1: back out there and actually try and tick off a
Speaker 1: couple of things for me to do list, which is
Speaker 1: winning in an adult life, isn't it? It's all about
Speaker 1: what ad meant? Did you do this week? It's quite
Speaker 1: so hard when you ask I should show gratitude, like
Speaker 1: I'm grateful I got the dry cleaning pits up to
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what gratitude.
Speaker 3: I don't think eckar tolds about.
Speaker 4: The power of now it's nourishing the soul.
Speaker 1: So I want to start a new thing on a
Speaker 1: Wednesday where we actually all talk about halftime on a
Speaker 1: Wednesday middle of the week. Are you winning so far?
Speaker 1: Are you up or down? Two monster goals?
Speaker 3: This week?
Speaker 1: For me, I've been trying to get a refund from
Speaker 1: America and Company about some T shirts they ordered right
Speaker 1: Trying to get refunds internationally is hard work. Sometimes they
Speaker 1: accused me of lying that I didn't send them back.
Speaker 1: I did, but I couldn't you bother to get the
Speaker 1: tracking reference number? You know, and there's a big cue
Speaker 1: of people behind you in the post office. I was like,
Speaker 1: think of the other people.
Speaker 3: I don't need to know that it's going to get.
Speaker 1: There, isn't it. You've got the dress, We're all good.
Speaker 1: They were, have you got the tracking reference number? I
Speaker 1: was like no, And at one point I said.
Speaker 3: Why would I lie.
Speaker 1: You don't know me, but I am not the kind
Speaker 1: of person that would lie about sending T shirts back anyway.
Speaker 1: Five months, hid it, five months, given up on it
Speaker 1: by there. Five months. I wake up this morning. They've
Speaker 1: agreed to give me the reason.
Speaker 4: Oh well done.
Speaker 1: No one's ever said that to me. But thank you
Speaker 1: Rio for I feel so seen right now, true erin.
Speaker 1: It's glowing right now. So big girl with that one
Speaker 1: for me after five months. And the other one is
Speaker 1: my eighteen year old daughter, Lois, has moved back because
Speaker 1: it's the end of her first semester at university. She's
Speaker 1: back home for the next.
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's so good.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I took her out for a drive to go
Speaker 1: and walk the dog, and she she didn't understand why
Speaker 1: we were driving so far away, uh, to go for
Speaker 1: a dog wats Because I was enjoying being in the
Speaker 1: car with her. She's gone, We're going a really long
Speaker 1: way forless dog walk. I didn't want to ruin it,
Speaker 1: saying I just enjoyed hanging out.
Speaker 3: With you, you know, And so we went for that.
Speaker 1: It was like a forty five minute drive before we
Speaker 1: even got to walk the dog.
Speaker 3: Even the dog was looking around like is going to
Speaker 3: keep driving? Wait? All we going to the Dane tree?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is he okays? OJ, he's gone for dad if he's
Speaker 1: going to keep going? And so yeah, having her back
Speaker 1: for a couple of weeks at home is great. How
Speaker 1: are what she's also brought is it's at least four
Speaker 1: foot high the mountain of Fuggy University washing frank Green
Speaker 1: drink bottles. Probably she's done a wretch right now, the
Speaker 1: hygiene standards that she's been living in. We made her
Speaker 1: a roast yesterday and she was almost emotional. She's going
Speaker 1: for the first of my life. I really appreciate food.
Speaker 1: I remember coming back, she's never said thank you. Once.
Speaker 1: She was like, I made a homemade curry on Monday
Speaker 1: night and again she was like, oh, this must have
Speaker 1: taken ages. Thank you so much. I was like, finally,
Speaker 1: you see your mum as not just silhouettes, just endossy
Speaker 1: churning out.
Speaker 3: Stuff for you. You actually appreciate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes effort and time and you appreciate, don't
Speaker 1: you appreciate? She said, YESTERD, I really really appreciate that.
Speaker 1: After the first time ever home cooked food.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, one.
Speaker 3: So perhaps you half time? Are you up or you down?
Speaker 3: How's your wee gone?
Speaker 7: I had to say drastically down.
Speaker 3: What's happened?
Speaker 8: Thanks to that horse of a dog we've got got
Speaker 8: woken up at one am this morning by him barking,
Speaker 8: which he doesn't normally bark. The only barks you know,
Speaker 8: if he barks, and the type of bark that we
Speaker 8: have to get up.
Speaker 3: There's something, there's something outside.
Speaker 8: I have different barks for different situations. So of course
Speaker 8: Chris got the elbow in the ribs in INNI and
Speaker 8: get up. The dog's barking one am, so it goes
Speaker 8: out and what it was. I ended up getting up
Speaker 8: as well because I was frightened that Audrey might get
Speaker 8: woken up by the barking. There was a possum running
Speaker 8: across our guttering at the back of the house.
Speaker 1: Oh, they make such annoyed with it, and then they
Speaker 1: often mating as well.
Speaker 7: Oh really is that what it was doing?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, I think it's rating season for the possible.
Speaker 1: Really it's a funny noise as well. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I won't do it now because there might be young
Speaker 1: kids listening and they can't hear that kind of stuff
Speaker 1: on the radio. It's X rated. You know, we're not
Speaker 1: Radio gone Road. We're Radio gone cheese.
Speaker 8: Showing insane is just about climbing up the back of
Speaker 8: the back brick wall.
Speaker 1: They want to get out there and get that there possible,
Speaker 1: because to them is like an intruder.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it was like, you know, a greyhound with
Speaker 7: a rabbit, but.
Speaker 3: You released that dog.
Speaker 1: That's flattening fences, that's taken out all possums in Australia.
Speaker 1: It's going on a bloodthirst.
Speaker 7: I'm standing out there.
Speaker 8: We're both out there in our pajamas and it's a cristy.
Speaker 7: Let it get the possum. I'm scared the possible get But.
Speaker 3: You too need a reality show? Yes, yes, yeah, seriously
Speaker 3: I would watch that real. Are you up or down?
Speaker 4: I'm up.
Speaker 5: I've pulled off a sort of month long relationship gambit
Speaker 5: that I've been working out for a while, So I
Speaker 5: would love to get away in July, just for a week,
Speaker 5: just somewhere hot.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, Will my partner has no leave, so a bit
Speaker 5: of a dilemma.
Speaker 3: Perfect Goby's I.
Speaker 4: Know, I know, that's all. That's the thing. Trying that's
Speaker 4: the play.
Speaker 5: And I recently went to Korea without Will for two weeks,
Speaker 5: so I haven't got a lot of.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 5: So what I did two weeks ago so it doesn't
Speaker 5: look suspicious now. I booked us a trip to Red Hill,
Speaker 5: actually saying it's a Lance Moore in the Red Hill
Speaker 5: for a little.
Speaker 1: Get away that looks very fancy there.
Speaker 5: And then I gave it two weeks before I brought
Speaker 5: up the idea of a possible solo holiday, knowing that
Speaker 5: that's already in the bank.
Speaker 1: Yes, you've put you created the parachute.
Speaker 4: Yes, he has. So last night he was in a
Speaker 4: great mood.
Speaker 5: I was just yes, that nice full belly, thinking maybe
Speaker 5: I just get away for a week.
Speaker 4: Get out of your hand.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, it's fine, I think when I do that.
Speaker 1: No, no, I can't. I feel bad and I have
Speaker 1: start sleeping number the stress and not just said about
Speaker 1: the blood. No, no, I feel so bad because I
Speaker 1: went to Korea and it's actually unfair to you. Yes, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: no you don't want to go?
Speaker 3: Are you sure you go? I can't?
Speaker 1: You got to do that comeback movie you otherwise they
Speaker 1: start to shut might be played here. Yeah, if you go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I ready books. Actually, then it all kicks.
Speaker 2: Off the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Update, because I know you care immensely about what's going
Speaker 1: on the team. Right now, toasty's have been ordered. Every
Speaker 1: team member is now snapped. You just had a look
Speaker 1: in my inbox. It's well, I can make a cookery
Speaker 1: book about people's toasty hacks and protocols.
Speaker 5: So many A text line as well, it's just toast.
Speaker 1: Christian Orber order Uber Eats from Macus for a toasty
Speaker 1: I'm delivering for them right now. Bill and weerrib. There's
Speaker 1: some bleash your Bill, but we ab here right now.
Speaker 1: That thing's getting soggy ass. Thank you, Bill, But no,
Speaker 1: I just need to give you an update about something
Speaker 1: I played yesterday on the show. We'll be doing a
Speaker 1: small Thing, Big Rage where we talk about the small
Speaker 1: things that drive you mad, and I played something I'm
Speaker 1: about to play again right now, and it was an
Speaker 1: argument I think many of us had sometimes when you're
Speaker 1: in the car and you're using your phone as you
Speaker 1: should do, which is hands free, and you're asking Siri
Speaker 1: to do the job that's actually been designed at millions
Speaker 1: to do, which is listen to your voice and call
Speaker 1: up someone in your phone contacts.
Speaker 3: And this was what I played out. Hey Siri, Hey Siri,
Speaker 3: here's work. Hey Siri, Siri, call Sarah wife.
Speaker 2: What do you want to say?
Speaker 3: Siri call Sarah wife, Donald Trump? Now Sarah wife.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I'm not a phone.
Speaker 1: So before I played that, obviously live on the show,
Speaker 1: I was doing a thing pro tip here called pre
Speaker 1: fading it, just to check that no swearing was going
Speaker 1: to go out, because I appreciate the responsibility we have
Speaker 1: with the radio show. What I didn't realize this was
Speaker 1: my phone is on silent at the back of the studio,
Speaker 1: so out of these very loud speakers we have in
Speaker 1: the studio, my phone was hearing, Hey Siri, call Sarah wife.
Speaker 3: I'm unaware of this, right.
Speaker 1: So get this, Patsy, my wife yesterday during your seven
Speaker 1: o'clock news, got not one, not two. Because I was
Speaker 1: just checking again parallel, Andy swear was going to go
Speaker 1: three phone calls from me. Siri was actually doing the job.
Speaker 1: I was yelling at it to do there. So my
Speaker 1: wife was picking up. But then she said, wish you
Speaker 1: could hear it was me doing the show the backup,
Speaker 1: Like I was like, a Siah just listened to this
Speaker 1: great break.
Speaker 3: You that time check off the back of hunters and collectors.
Speaker 3: Still got it, sweet heart, I still got it.
Speaker 1: And then she was like really worried because she was like,
Speaker 1: and I, what's going on? And then the phone went
Speaker 1: again again and she was like something happening. What she's
Speaker 1: really worried about?
Speaker 2: Me?
Speaker 1: Then I found out that a lot of you, wherever
Speaker 1: you were listening, if you had a Sarah in your phone,
Speaker 1: your phone was going and calling Sarah's. I got a
Speaker 1: note from someone in Sydney who says he has a
Speaker 1: random Sarah on his phone. He doesn't even know who
Speaker 1: she is, but he started calling her yesterday on five
Speaker 1: past seven. Well that went out, So I just I
Speaker 1: just want to apologize to the National Confusion Course with
Speaker 1: Me with Siri all right?
Speaker 3: Coming up next in how is your week going so far?
Speaker 3: Text me?
Speaker 1: Are you a middle of the week on a Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Are you winning or losing so far? It's halftime on
Speaker 1: a Wednesday, Middle of the week. How's your week been
Speaker 1: so far? Are you winning or losing? Text and tell
Speaker 1: us on four seven five three one oh four three.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's the middle of the week Wednesday, it's a matches halftime.
Speaker 1: How has your week gone so far the first half?
Speaker 1: Are you up or down? Are you winning or losing? Christian,
Speaker 1: I'm winning the week so far. At halftime teaching myself
Speaker 1: how to use chat GPT and I'm getting so organized
Speaker 1: right now. It is amazing how this year, more and
Speaker 1: more and more friends of mine are all it is.
Speaker 1: It's honest, now, isn't it. It's gone from the start
Speaker 1: of the year. No one really talking about it. I
Speaker 1: was help with some friends at the weekend and everyone
Speaker 1: is using chat GPT, And now it feels like slightly
Speaker 1: old fashion when you go to.
Speaker 4: Google something, how old school?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're using this top loader for some information.
Speaker 1: Oh god, just churning out acas of stuff I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to click on and look at myself. I'll go to
Speaker 1: my friend four point zero version of Gemini co Pilot
Speaker 1: or Chat GPT to bespoke information for me. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've started using it weirdly for it's called color matching,
Speaker 5: and you can take a photo of someone like do
Speaker 5: you use your face, and it'll tell you what fashion
Speaker 5: colors you should wear. So I should wear blues and
Speaker 5: whites and not yellows. So anyway, just something you ca
Speaker 5: I could have told you that, I mean straight eye
Speaker 5: for the gay kight. They could have said yellow went
Speaker 5: your color.
Speaker 3: I don't know whose.
Speaker 1: Color it is actually not even the soccer the Matilda
Speaker 1: is yes, yeah, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Do you use church?
Speaker 8: I do, and I'm trying to make a considered effort
Speaker 8: to use it more because I forget I kind of
Speaker 8: forget it's there because it's new, right, yes, yeah, so
Speaker 8: I'm still exploring this.
Speaker 3: But this is how we are now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, And they're saying that this is the sluggish
Speaker 1: most slowest it's going to be. I do worry though,
Speaker 1: what's it going to be over the next couple of years? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you remember when Ronan Keating came in.
Speaker 1: And Caitlin he was chat guest research and apparently used
Speaker 1: to be an Irish trade and he was just like
Speaker 1: scratched his head going and don't know about and that
Speaker 1: is how he talks normally. He just puts a different
Speaker 1: voice on radio interviews. Christian, I'm winning. I picked listener
Speaker 1: day for the win yesterday in the Oasis Grand Final.
Speaker 1: I thought it was great, amazingly well put together. I
Speaker 1: really enjoyed all to find this yesterday. What a great prize.
Speaker 1: I also came up with Jewish sleeper for the time waster,
Speaker 1: and apparently Rio said I.
Speaker 3: Was the winner.
Speaker 1: But I'm down because no one contacted me the show.
Speaker 4: Check your text, well.
Speaker 1: Check your text. We heard this before with the old
Speaker 1: They say to me, Oh, they should have had it.
Speaker 3: Might be in spam. There isn't one for texts.
Speaker 4: Sometimes there's multiple answers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that old one as well.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, Lee, I'm on this Christian. We are already
Speaker 1: winning the week. Our twelve year old daughter is home
Speaker 1: sick right now with influenzia.
Speaker 3: Great to get the.
Speaker 1: Full title of that. Why short of your text message
Speaker 1: in fluenzia? I want to take quite a long time
Speaker 1: to time that out. And it's flated own the count
Speaker 1: right now listening to your show, no wonder she's feeling
Speaker 1: a bit queasy.
Speaker 3: Her name is Meg. She loved to listening to the show.
Speaker 1: Could you please send her a get well soon listened Meg,
Speaker 1: I hope you're okay, and I'm actually going to send
Speaker 1: you a very special price. Meg team, this needs to
Speaker 1: be actually uber to their house this morning. All right,
Speaker 1: but before the end of the show.
Speaker 7: Any old chunk, Meg, I'm just going.
Speaker 1: To where I keep the special prizes.
Speaker 4: What about one of your pottery?
Speaker 7: Oh no, don't do that to her. What about a
Speaker 7: show mark? Have we got any left? Have we got left?
Speaker 1: The very last pair? It's only one. Actually, these were
Speaker 1: a very limited collaboration before Adidas stole my idea with Oasis.
Speaker 1: These were Christian O'Connell's shocks, socks that we came up
Speaker 1: with when I first started that. They're terrible and they're
Speaker 1: so thin as well. In fact, there's only one that
Speaker 1: we're going to send it to Meg. No use as
Speaker 1: a tissue or something that female true. Stay cool with
Speaker 1: the Christian O'Connell show. Meg, it is yours. No ironsists.
Speaker 1: Let's get some more messages help people doing Christian. I
Speaker 1: have a question for Patsy. Did she find the roomba vacuum? Oh?
Speaker 7: Yes I did? Eventually, yes I did. It was wedged
Speaker 7: under the couch, but at the back of the couch.
Speaker 1: Gotcha, sent cienzau. I hope that clears out up. I
Speaker 1: hate you to go to work to day concern Christian winning.
Speaker 1: I gave my fiftieth blood donation yesterday. Hats off you
Speaker 1: didn't put your name on. That's incredible. Good on you
Speaker 1: for doing that. Please encourage you any listeners to donate
Speaker 1: if they can. Great idea, Christian, I'm a trady winning
Speaker 1: the week so far. One of our workmates has just
Speaker 1: bought beef curry pies from Whitt'll See Bakery for.
Speaker 3: Everyone on the site today. What a generous thing to do.
Speaker 3: Kaylyn Priace. Kaylyn, you're winning or losing the week so far?
Speaker 6: Halftime, I'm absolutely winning. I was losing, but I'm winning now.
Speaker 6: So this weekend, I am going dress shopping for my wedding.
Speaker 1: Yes, how excited you?
Speaker 3: You a mom?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Mom, she's flying in from the forty years So she
Speaker 6: comes in on Friday and I booked a couple of shops, right.
Speaker 6: I get a message early in the week from one
Speaker 6: of the shops being like, we've only got two of
Speaker 6: these styles of dresses you want, And I'm like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, because you.
Speaker 1: Have to buy and you're going for that special one
Speaker 1: because of where you're from, so it's got it shows
Speaker 1: the back tattoos you've got.
Speaker 6: Yeah, act I am looking for a backlist.
Speaker 1: Because you get that eagle tattoos so that when he
Speaker 1: flex the doubts, it really shows that eagle flapping.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Gold Coast eagle as you call it.
Speaker 1: You do know, you do. I know you don't like
Speaker 1: to on the radio. It's a massive one of Queensland.
Speaker 1: Queensland forever.
Speaker 3: Classy.
Speaker 1: So what does make sure you take plenty of photos
Speaker 1: of you and your mum doing this because you cherish
Speaker 1: those memories.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's really really exciting. But this woman said, I've
Speaker 6: only got two styles and I didn't like either, so
Speaker 6: I've had to cancel.
Speaker 1: But you have to book months in monch in advance.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you see in advance.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I've looked on another website that I was kind.
Speaker 1: Of really into past his chatchypt. She doesn't how to
Speaker 1: use it, and I.
Speaker 6: Was so lucky they had an open spot that they
Speaker 6: didn't have before that I booked immediately.
Speaker 1: You don't even want to know why they've said you
Speaker 1: got an opening someone's got cold for you, or the
Speaker 1: wedding they had a cancelation.
Speaker 3: Ain't for good reasons, or maybe it is. We don't know.
Speaker 3: In the fullness of a life of somebody.
Speaker 2: Oh no, but.
Speaker 6: Yes, I've ben the spot and so great, really really great,
Speaker 6: and you know.
Speaker 1: What the kind of thing you're going for? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've got like little pinterists mood board. Yes I do.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how amazing.
Speaker 6: I just I don't like the might be listening, so
Speaker 6: I'm thinking like high neck right, but then it dropped back,
Speaker 6: but very simple, very basically what you do?
Speaker 1: What do we do it for? Shoulders?
Speaker 6: So cover a little bit of the art, but not
Speaker 6: a full cover.
Speaker 1: No, And again you got those big old arm tattoos
Speaker 1: you wren't out as well, you know, mum dad on
Speaker 1: each arm and that looks good. You know when you
Speaker 1: do the full gun show down the definitely.
Speaker 6: I am bogan, but I have not got anything.
Speaker 3: Happy to shout your mum and.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shower on podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, it's Wednesday and on the Christian O'Connell show,
Speaker 1: we love your stories of coincidence and ANSWER's time for
Speaker 1: what are the odds? I believe it or not? What
Speaker 1: are the odds? You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 5: Like, were you a Cheryl who married a hun who
Speaker 5: works weird?
Speaker 2: The Cheryl.
Speaker 4: Who married a hun?
Speaker 1: As well? Every Wednesday we love hearing your stories of
Speaker 1: coincidence or chance. On thirteen fifty five, twenty two stood
Speaker 1: up for grabs. You can claim it till the next
Speaker 1: twenty minutes one thousand dollars for our instant cooler of
Speaker 1: the week, Christian Believe it or not? Hang on a minute,
Speaker 1: see what you did that? Diane nicely played Christian believe
Speaker 1: it or not. When I was about five, we used
Speaker 1: to drive to my grandmother's house a few burbs away.
Speaker 1: As the lights near her street, I'd always spot kids
Speaker 1: playing on a seesaw out the front of a house
Speaker 1: and think.
Speaker 3: How lucky ally I wish that was me.
Speaker 1: Years later, I was telling my husband and his sister's
Speaker 1: about this house I used to see with his seesaw
Speaker 1: and how jealous I felt as a kid.
Speaker 3: They looked at me and said, wait, that was our house.
Speaker 1: Turns out the kids I used to watch was my
Speaker 1: husband and his siblings.
Speaker 3: The seesaw was built by my now father in law.
Speaker 1: So there I was, at five years of age, unknowingly
Speaker 1: watching my future husband play.
Speaker 5: Wow, and did she ever get that ride on the
Speaker 5: sea saw that she covered?
Speaker 1: And excuse me, she married that ride? That's a lovely
Speaker 1: one there from Diane.
Speaker 3: Also Sea Sawce. Don't see them a lot these days. Kids.
Speaker 3: That's sad they're on the grams.
Speaker 1: Is so sad. Bringing back we should have Seesaw Week
Speaker 1: next week. Let's buy some Sea Sawce. There must be
Speaker 1: dirt cheap right now and give one away to a family.
Speaker 3: Let's bring it back.
Speaker 1: They saw It's Seesaw Week on the show, Christian. On
Speaker 1: my drive to work yesterday morning, I saw three different
Speaker 1: dogorn owners walking beagles. Normal, but each of these beagles
Speaker 1: was a leg down, just hop along on three legs.
Speaker 1: This was across three different suburbs, so very random. When
Speaker 1: I got to work, I had to google. Is it
Speaker 1: common for beagles to lose a leg?
Speaker 3: It is not.
Speaker 1: By the way, three three legged beagles yesterday morning. What
Speaker 1: are the three legged Triumvira odds? That is incredible, the
Speaker 1: number of the Trinity Rio You have a mold.
Speaker 3: What are the odds?
Speaker 4: You know what I now have.
Speaker 5: I'm going to bump that up because I've got a
Speaker 5: lot of the yards related to the hobbling of the
Speaker 5: last email.
Speaker 1: You're joking and one legged person in the street.
Speaker 5: In a way, Yes, the NBA Finals have just finished.
Speaker 5: There were three players in the playoffs that had the
Speaker 5: number zero on their back. All three players snapped their
Speaker 5: achilles during the playoffs, and I guess hobbling like a
Speaker 5: three legged beagle.
Speaker 1: And at the end of that unnecessary add to the
Speaker 1: break there, I believe, I believe it he went there. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: we were already going somewhere. And can I just say something.
Speaker 1: You've got to watch your inputs in life. And I
Speaker 1: think maybe you're listening too much of Patsy this week,
Speaker 1: don't You're careful you're the some of the people you say,
Speaker 1: And that's a real motley bunch around here. All right,
Speaker 1: give us a call. Now, let's reset and breathe. End
Speaker 1: scene thirteen fifty five twenty two. What are the odds
Speaker 1: We didn't need that one?
Speaker 3: Rio?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Time Waste are coming up in fifteen minutes time, right now?
Speaker 1: What are the odds?
Speaker 3: Christian? Why is it even called a sea saw?
Speaker 1: Great question, you're right, because it's not like it's a
Speaker 1: noises and see I saw it doesn't make that noise.
Speaker 1: But tell you what, we had a seesaw growing up.
Speaker 1: My two girls had sea saws. How was there fun
Speaker 1: back in the day? On that sea saw and also
Speaker 1: if you had a younger sister, and I bet I'm
Speaker 1: not the only older brother that did some of this.
Speaker 3: Give nothing where you used to really get real down out.
Speaker 1: Really like you know, you're squatting and show up doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh the fun, the fun on a seesaw. We need
Speaker 1: to do Seesaw week on the show next week. You
Speaker 1: don't see kids playing on anymore dying? All right, so
Speaker 1: what are the odds? Let's get a liner now. Good morning, Lila,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Hey Liana, a great name. Okay, so welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. And what's your story of coincidence for us?
Speaker 9: Well, whilst he's talking about the three legged dogs, we
Speaker 9: just saw a dog. We'll be with her.
Speaker 3: You are kidding, You've got to be kidding me.
Speaker 1: Wow, what is it about Melbourne three legger dogs?
Speaker 3: Melbournian's look after those dog legs? They should have four, Patsy.
Speaker 1: You need to get investigat on the news. It's happening now.
Speaker 1: And Lila, where was this on the way to school
Speaker 1: this morning? Yeah? Well, thank you so much for was
Speaker 1: it a beagle or a different type of dog?
Speaker 10: I was a different type of dogs all right?
Speaker 1: Yes, st All good Lila, thank you very much for
Speaker 1: this live report. Thank you have a great dir at school.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you now, Penny, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning Christian and team.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 3: All right, So what are the Penny odds?
Speaker 9: Okay, so my daughter met a man online.
Speaker 2: It's COVID.
Speaker 9: We then eventually organized to meet the in laws.
Speaker 11: And this further of the young gentlemen.
Speaker 9: Had actually been at my wedding and had held my
Speaker 9: daughter as a baby.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to say he's three legged, and I
Speaker 1: was going, what the he's stealing beagle legs?
Speaker 3: And passed him off of his own? Who is this sick?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? Sir? But no, that wasn't
Speaker 3: the story. I was getting there.
Speaker 1: That a story for It's still good.
Speaker 3: Wow we Penny. What are the odds?
Speaker 1: Is she still with this guy?
Speaker 4: He is?
Speaker 11: They are happily married, and Tony and I share a
Speaker 11: beer every few weeks when we all get together.
Speaker 1: Oh lovely, just a one beer. You've got four straws,
Speaker 1: two families, one beer. You got it, all right, Penn,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Let's go, so, thank you, thank you, Tania.
Speaker 2: Good morning morning, Christian.
Speaker 11: What are the odds?
Speaker 3: What are the odds, I believe it or not believe it.
Speaker 11: So I organized a show for friends down in Melbourne.
Speaker 11: Three friends, they didn't really know each other, and we're
Speaker 11: on the train down and one of them started talking
Speaker 11: about this pub in Melbourne that they used to go
Speaker 11: to they loved it, and the other one said, oh,
Speaker 11: we used to go that pub all the time. We
Speaker 11: love it too. First friend said, oh, we used to
Speaker 11: live in the court behind it, and my other friends said,
Speaker 11: I lived in that court. And first friend said, oh,
Speaker 11: we lived in the units down the end, number eight
Speaker 11: whatever court, And the second friend said I lived.
Speaker 9: In those units.
Speaker 11: And then the first friend said, oh, we lived in
Speaker 11: the back unit number eight or whatever, and my second
Speaker 11: friend said I lived in that unit too.
Speaker 3: Oh my, what are the unit? We were like, what,
Speaker 3: oh is unit going on?
Speaker 4: What they have?
Speaker 11: Not only did they both live in the same suburb,
Speaker 11: they both lived in the same court, the same units,
Speaker 11: but they've lived in the same unit. And then they
Speaker 11: were talking about the unit. Are you walking blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Coverage you put that door used to rattling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So apparently.
Speaker 11: The second friend had moved in after the first friend
Speaker 11: moved out.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Otherwise, it's awkward if you're moving in and
Speaker 1: there's someone still living in that unit. You know, you
Speaker 1: can get what are you doing here? I've moved out yet?
Speaker 11: Oh okay, yeah, And like we were all from a Juco,
Speaker 11: so we didn't even know that lived in nowb.
Speaker 1: No, No, you don't have units in a chuka, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's a brave new words. Oh you they have
Speaker 1: units here in the Big Smoke Chanya lovely story, Thank
Speaker 1: you very much, No Worries thirteen fifty five, twenty two.
Speaker 3: The odd Lines are open.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Today's Time Wasted coming up in five minutes. Time is
Speaker 1: sleepy celebrities, hobby movies that was yesterday? Wouldn't it just
Speaker 1: a flashback? Yes?
Speaker 3: Say what are the odds? It's a different one to
Speaker 3: can't stand my way out of it? Damn it.
Speaker 1: Christian, Please do not do Seasaw Week. You can't silence me.
Speaker 1: Too hot for radio. It must happen. It is on
Speaker 1: radio's hottest feature, the one they tried to stop. Seasaw Week.
Speaker 1: It will give me night mess.
Speaker 3: I've still got stitches on my head when I fell
Speaker 3: off a sea saw. We can get sea sawce stories.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a mouthful to say, sea.
Speaker 1: Saw stories on the sea shore. Christian, I'm winning this week.
Speaker 1: My husband had heart surgery and discovering so well. I've
Speaker 1: gone back to week, gone back to work a week early. Leanne,
Speaker 1: congratulations to you and your husband. That's incredible.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 1: It was my sister's funeral on Monday, and to honor
Speaker 1: her last wish, I reconnected with my brother and sister
Speaker 1: after thirty years. Wow, you really are a winner. What
Speaker 1: a lovely way to honor her, which is in her
Speaker 1: memory as well. Beautiful message. Thank you very much. All right,
Speaker 1: last few stories then for what are the odds right now? Kate,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 10: Thank you all right, Kate.
Speaker 3: What's your story for us?
Speaker 9: So my story is my initials are KAA and I
Speaker 9: was born at seven forty seven pm. I recently went
Speaker 9: to buy a new car. He's walking around a lot
Speaker 9: and I came across a car that had the red
Speaker 9: Joe plates, AAK seven four seven. I bought the car.
Speaker 9: It was quite uncanny, but I just had to buy it.
Speaker 9: It was a great car. It had number of plates
Speaker 9: and I've now got a great new car.
Speaker 1: Your win, win, win, isn't it. It's close enough. It
Speaker 1: is literally the car is speaking to you. This is
Speaker 1: your car.
Speaker 9: It was made for me.
Speaker 1: Postalized, retro without after pay over the odds story true.
Speaker 3: I'm going to call this story mystic plates.
Speaker 1: Good to know it down, sleepy celebrities that me. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, the story mate, have a good day,
Speaker 1: and one last one, Alistair, Good morning, Welcome to the showmate.
Speaker 10: Good morning.
Speaker 3: What are the odds? What are the.
Speaker 1: Odds looking forward to hearing your story? The team has
Speaker 1: said it's a great one if you go.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 10: My wife's originally from Scotland and her grandfather practically raised her.
Speaker 10: He passed away unfortunately in twenty eighteen. His name was Jordie,
Speaker 10: and we got married in twenty nineteen and standing at
Speaker 10: the altar of the vineyard, a random dog walked up
Speaker 10: the aisle, walked straight to me. I bent down to
Speaker 10: let it sniff me, and when I checked the tag,
Speaker 10: its name was Jordie.
Speaker 1: Oh my godness.
Speaker 10: Everyone just went silent and just was like wow, and
Speaker 10: walked down the aisle and left, and no one knows
Speaker 10: who dog was.
Speaker 1: What an incredible moment for you all.
Speaker 10: Yeah, It's like approval from him because I never met him.
Speaker 3: Yes, in dog form, but it doesn't matter. The blessing
Speaker 3: us there.
Speaker 1: What a gorgeous story, Alistair, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: calling us up and sharing that today as well, on
Speaker 1: a special day for you and your wife as well.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Have a great day, Thanks you,
Speaker 3: sleepy celebrities.
Speaker 1: Was yesterday?
Speaker 3: Okay, stop messaging me.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell shar gone podcasts.
Speaker 1: All the definitions of origin on the word seesaw coming now,
Speaker 1: I reckon it comes from a French word.
Speaker 3: What's he sir? This way?
Speaker 1: That way? I think it's more likely that yeah, at
Speaker 1: the top you see, have a little looksie up there
Speaker 1: at the bottom. I was up there where you were.
Speaker 1: It was pretty good. Actually, actually i'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I saw now. I'm back up there now I'm seeing
Speaker 1: you're soaring past tense, previous tens, anywhere you get it.
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Speaker 1: just now we're looking for your hobby movies. How will
Speaker 1: you define a hobby? Oh, it's gonna be pertinent. How
Speaker 1: we mark them?
Speaker 4: Something you something you do that's so real, narrow, and
Speaker 4: it's not.
Speaker 1: What about if you've got a mental hobby, like it's
Speaker 1: one you do in the mind, an activity, psychic card reading.
Speaker 8: Something for fun. It's not a job as such. You
Speaker 8: don't get like financial benefit from it necessarily.
Speaker 3: It's just a hobby. Actually can be a side hustle.
Speaker 1: It can be say I made match stick cars for
Speaker 1: young kids. Yes, and they were so good people start
Speaker 1: to offer to buy them all for me.
Speaker 4: Then I think you're in the world of business.
Speaker 1: My brain.
Speaker 3: The wh just founded a business.
Speaker 1: I can't do whatsoever. Oh my god, the self founders
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: Top Trending hobbies of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, blacksmith ory, it's not trending.
Speaker 3: What you're going to go and buy an anvil?
Speaker 1: Where are you going? I actually follow down Bunnings to
Speaker 1: get and get my great big anvil and a forge.
Speaker 5: I follow a blacksmith on Instagram me too. I can't
Speaker 5: remember his name, but he's very attractive.
Speaker 7: The Scottish guy.
Speaker 1: Hang on, we know why we know why you're doing
Speaker 1: it first, because they have a big old forearms. If
Speaker 1: you're a blacksmith, they got like forearms.
Speaker 7: Like he shoes horses. Is that the correct term? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's quite interesting.
Speaker 3: Watching birding. Then that's my hobby. You know.
Speaker 1: I saw baby cooker bro the other day watching it
Speaker 1: for a few minutes.
Speaker 5: Scrap booking, child scrap bookings.
Speaker 1: My wife books an evening course a couple months ago
Speaker 1: to go scrap Sadly I forgot to remind her and
Speaker 1: time passed.
Speaker 3: Who's it? Natural evolution? Wine tasting?
Speaker 4: That is that hobby?
Speaker 3: What am I called that?
Speaker 1: Bean drinking? Anyway? It's a hobby, Sarah? Back off? And swordsmanship?
Speaker 1: Who is doing this? Who's out there swordsmanshipping it? All right?
Speaker 4: So alright he got you do want me to do mine?
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to do yours. Okay, okay, Rio, why
Speaker 1: don't you tell me you're the hobby movies?
Speaker 5: We've got Harry pottery, Oh yes, yes, silver the scrap
Speaker 5: book you just snorted at.
Speaker 4: Silver men do it like Beckham?
Speaker 1: I had that as well. Gold of course, and full
Speaker 1: knittered jacket.
Speaker 3: Oh that's good as well.
Speaker 1: That's gold okay, open, quilter okay, silver, sculpt fiction gold,
Speaker 1: Oh brother where martial art? Though he might be into
Speaker 1: Kung fil on a Sunday, I am point bake, silver,
Speaker 1: hungerboard games, ride.
Speaker 3: Lady.
Speaker 1: There's the reason why I was asking how you would
Speaker 1: define a hobby. Get this one over the loaf, lady
Speaker 1: in the trampoline?
Speaker 4: Is something you do?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not paid?
Speaker 1: Silver? Okay? All right?
Speaker 3: What have you got?
Speaker 1: Then? We're looking for your hobby movies texting me in
Speaker 1: oh four seventy five, O three one O four three.
Speaker 2: Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show, Best and showing the time wait today,
Speaker 1: two hunture and fifty dollars to spend at cogan dot com.
Speaker 1: We're looking for your hobby movies real Are you ready
Speaker 1: to mark? I'm ready?
Speaker 5: And a hobby is something that's pleasurable to do?
Speaker 1: Are they know on those texts? Specific?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No? What about knitting a hill?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Very good, so much pleasure, Thank you, Amy. Throw Macarmery
Speaker 1: from the train from Silver Lorn of the Dead Silvers.
Speaker 1: I love this. Throw Mama from the model train from
Speaker 1: Josh Very good. Donny Lapo crochet Bear eleven year old Jacob.
Speaker 1: This is his hobby. The Hills have iPads gold as well, Jacob,
Speaker 1: and they got worried then about levy of what they
Speaker 1: find pleasurable. Josh Knitch ah Bronze, Starskin, hutchmaking silver, Who
Speaker 1: know what I did last summer? A hobby, sil my
Speaker 1: left footy card collection is great, Murder on the Orienteering
Speaker 1: Express And finally Wayne's word or Who's winning today?
Speaker 4: Read that's really good. I gotta go crochet.
Speaker 1: Beer though, Okay, I think there was you Nathan in Ballarat.
Speaker 1: Well done. We're back tomorrow. We'll have the name game.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for joining us. Take care, have
Speaker 1: a great day.
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