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Speaker 2: Do you think it's the worst one ever?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Yes, conclusive a two meter blow up promotional pull toy,

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Speaker 1: which two were given for free.

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Speaker 2: Two meter inflatable subway foot long. It actually looks like

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Speaker 4: It actually looks like a lot of huge sub Can

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Speaker 4: I just add something and you're going to hear this

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Speaker 4: in the break with MIM's gift to you, can we

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Speaker 4: reveal what that was?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, sure, I think we can. I think

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Speaker 2: we can reveal now.

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Speaker 4: She went with the pajamas, the nightdi the robe. It

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Speaker 4: was your original gift idea for her birthday, which didn't

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Speaker 4: arrive because I got catfished by a man in Nigeria. Yes,

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Speaker 4: but she's so, she's she's paid out about how shit

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Speaker 4: your birthday gift was with a good anniversary gift which

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Speaker 4: you then completely with a subway pull toy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's actually extraordinary grol. Yeah. Yeah, she's torched me

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Speaker 2: for my previous efforts while I did an even worse effort.

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Speaker 1: This.

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Speaker 3: Ye, it's very good, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: Have you?

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Speaker 2: Guys ever panic gifted?

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Speaker 6: Though?

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Speaker 2: You know that moment where you're like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: I haven't got you a gift when you've got me

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Speaker 4: Yeah, some Kmart slippers was a pretty big low moment

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Speaker 4: for Mother's Day slippers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you mean, like you wake up on the day

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Speaker 1: you realize you need to get a gift, and then

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Speaker 1: you would know that's not me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're good.

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Speaker 2: You're really good with gifts.

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Speaker 3: I am.

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Speaker 2: Good with cards.

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Speaker 4: being organized, being organized. I mean, there is nothing I

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Speaker 4: There's actually nothing more infuriating.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me just ask you, yeah right now, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: knowing Mimi as well as you do, don't do this

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Speaker 2: What gift would you get her? If I could have

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Speaker 2: yes the day back again, I would organize a trip

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Speaker 2: to Dalsford and like a big like can't say trip,

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Speaker 2: can't say trip isn't it, So it has to be

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Speaker 3: Has to just be something you give to her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, here you go, I'll get out. He's trying to

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Speaker 2: find these Shubar shoes, these white shoe bar shoes, which

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Speaker 2: you can't find anywhere. Okay, I would hunt them down

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Speaker 2: and I'd find them. Why didn't you do that?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 2: What I just didn't. I didn't think we were doing

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Speaker 3: You can now do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, no, I will. Yeah, it's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

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Speaker 4: I actually got my wife's shoes for a birthday.

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Speaker 2: Shoe bar shoes.

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Speaker 3: What is shoebar?

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Speaker 3: Why are they? Why are they? Why are they in

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Speaker 2: Shoes?

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Speaker 3: Shoe bar is the place called shoe bar.

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Speaker 2: I think the brand is called like it's a shooes it's.

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Speaker 3: A bar filled with shoes. That's a good name for

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the idea.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I think it's German though, because.

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Speaker 3: Shop was called shoe bar.

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Speaker 2: Now confusing myself, But the brand's shoeba pretty sure a

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Speaker 1: Thick bottoms are right in right now, really, And I

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Speaker 1: was in Paris recently. Everywhere, yeah, Milan, I didn't get them, Milan,

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Speaker 3: All wearing the thick bottoms.

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you if you were in Woody's body.

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Speaker 2: Imagine that.

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Speaker 4: What would you have done? Knowing all the information you

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Speaker 4: know about their relationship? We talk about it a lot

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Speaker 4: on this show, something like just slightly goofy, but a

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Speaker 4: good goofy romantic. I've got one in my head. I'd

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Speaker 2: You give mim. Yeah, don't if you was a better

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Speaker 3: I think I've got one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, go on, I'll write it down. What are

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Speaker 3: What would I do? Well? What do I know?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I know that Mimi is like really into

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Speaker 1: like that. You can do date wise an adversary date.

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Speaker 2: No, you took that out of the game. When you're

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Speaker 3: Or you just want romantic goofy.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to hear McMahon date because I know

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Speaker 3: Okay, romantic goofy gift, I just have to be goofy.

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Speaker 2: On the slightly goofy romantic gift. You just gift? What

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Speaker 1: So I know that she does her own paintings, right,

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Speaker 2: Doesn't like eas easels to pa she is. She likes

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Speaker 1: So she's got she's got her own gear there, so

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Speaker 2: It's not an easel painter that he wouldn't know.

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Speaker 1: Better than anything is better than somewhere doing.

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Speaker 4: When you and Mim up with each other last year,

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Speaker 4: you went to Lunar Park, you had a fat time

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Speaker 2: He's good, it's been married for fifteen years. Wow, well done?

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Speaker 3: Wow that was good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really good. I just framed the token, fra

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Speaker 2: and you Lunar Park token. How do I get the token?

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Speaker 2: You order one or just make one and then just

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Speaker 2: it all. Well, there's also a Lunar Park in Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get one of those. Scratch out Melbourne, right, Sydney,

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Speaker 2: The frame would be pretty small.

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Speaker 3: What about the shoe bars?

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Speaker 2: Get both shoebar with a little token inside and an

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Speaker 1: Right now we've got the one and only our fairy god,

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Speaker 1: Martha Martha Califatitas joins us, right, now there's no.

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Speaker 3: Problem, too big or too small.

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Speaker 2: If you're having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 2: It's woman, Woodies, fairy God, Martha.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to the show mates.

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Speaker 2: Always great to have you on. We have to talk

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Speaker 2: about something, sorry, Martha before say hard We were just

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Speaker 2: doing small talk in the song. If you're comfortable to

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Speaker 2: I was watching maps last night. I said that I

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Speaker 2: know Ella. I've just shared a dance floor where her

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Speaker 2: with Ella? No? No, no, no, no, I was with it's

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Speaker 3: A dance floor with you. Normally means with this like

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Speaker 3: this fire. How dare you no happy to throw that out? Martha?

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Speaker 3: You'd agree with me?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, sure.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but Martha, you shared a detail about Ella during

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Speaker 8: No, it's fine.

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Speaker 9: No.

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Speaker 8: So she's been she's been speaking to Michael and like

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Speaker 2: So slipped into his DMS.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and like been asking him like what she should do.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they've been talking. Then don't let's let's not turn

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Speaker 8: Oh no, no, nothing malicious, okay, no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: Well, well, I watched it last night, Martha. Well, I

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Speaker 1: So there's there any part, you know, like if someone

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Speaker 1: Think it's weird that she's leapfrogged you and gone straight

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Speaker 8: No, No, I think Michael's a really approachable guy.

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Speaker 3: You're you're not You're not the one that people people

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Speaker 3: Your DM requests are empty, aren't they.

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Speaker 1: There's no one in there, no one, no one's game.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 8: No, I think he's like approachable.

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Speaker 2: But speaking of bed, Martha, this is the bid that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you.

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Speaker 2: You share a bed on the day that not only

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Speaker 2: What was that experience?

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Speaker 8: Like it's so weird and strange, Like it is so

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Speaker 8: So he pretends to like undit my dress, and then

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Speaker 2: We didn't sleep together. No, and when we sort of

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Speaker 8: There's nothing wrong with that.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: No, no, there's not. There's nothing wrong with that. Martha

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Speaker 3: and I've lived in there bombing. So we're going to

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Speaker 3: us on the blower. Welcome back, Martha, help me God, Martha.

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Speaker 3: Pleasure to have you back on the show mate. Now,

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Speaker 3: I don't really know how to start this. Are you there? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Watch that body, mouth of yours. Now, I have a

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Speaker 2: I've got a lot of questions about this photo.

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Speaker 3: Nowhere to start with this photo. Let's let's go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm pretty sure it's been taken from your socials.

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Speaker 8: But you're both being so awkward.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a thing I have to describe.

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Speaker 8: Mate.

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Speaker 3: You're you're wearing a little bit of almost nothing.

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Speaker 8: Okay, which is very normal for me, So calm down.

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Speaker 3: So which you pulled your decks down to reveal your jocks?

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Speaker 8: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think that's to me because you've got a beautiful

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Speaker 3: Really really does it's job, barely does its job as

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Speaker 2: But that's actually a really nice top. But this is

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Speaker 2: the bit that gets me though, Martha, because you've clearly

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Speaker 2: I think you've got a skirt or jeans on. Ye,

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Speaker 2: so you've you've dacked yourself. Why why did you do that?

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Speaker 8: Were you?

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Speaker 2: Was it like a promotion of the underwear or.

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Speaker 3: Strange thing to do because you've you've kept the you've

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, yeah, because it was for the underwear,

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Speaker 1: You know, well, I wasn't at all anyway. So you've asked,

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Speaker 1: You said it's been forever, asked me anything, and someone said,

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Speaker 3: How are you so confident all the time?

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Speaker 1: And you know, assuming that you've dacked yourself in a photo, yep,

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Speaker 8: But then this is not well, well, let me just

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Speaker 8: I never actually posted it. It's been in my phone

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Speaker 3: Yeah, right, okay, you thought you looked hideous and fat?

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Speaker 8: Yes, I thought I looked at it, I know, But

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Speaker 8: that's how warped we are. It's like a warped like

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Speaker 8: I thought that I looked like I had a double chin,

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Speaker 2: It's really it's really scary to hear that your your

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Speaker 3: I think everyone probably.

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Speaker 8: Think, yeah, I think a lot of it can relate.

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Speaker 3: No one else sees no, of course, that's that's natural.

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Speaker 2: ala the Kardashians, et cetera, that will edit photos, and

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Speaker 8: Yeah. Yeah, I think it's a huge issue on social media,

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Speaker 2: Yes, ask about that. What do you what do you

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Speaker 3: What do you mean we were all editing our photos?

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Speaker 3: I mean that's a foreign concept to me.

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Speaker 1: But you're saying that the Kardashians and the Jenners edit photos.

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Speaker 8: Oh like, nobody looks like what they look like in

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Speaker 7: It is not a real They.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't just take a quick snap at you know, no.

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Speaker 8: Way, no way. They would be like there would be

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Speaker 3: Be would photo edit it, editing, then it would be they.

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Speaker 8: Would edit it. They have no pause, they have no

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Speaker 2: So more than like, because I know I know about filters,

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Speaker 2: They're not just.

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Speaker 3: Putting it through low fire, mate, They're not taking someone

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Speaker 3: to swipe through the filters on the grounds all gone. No,

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Speaker 3: I don't think that's what we're doing. She's talking about

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Speaker 3: like air brushing things. That's what you're talking about.

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Speaker 6: I think you.

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Speaker 8: Guys, I could literally make a Voltswagon look like some

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Speaker 3: And you know.

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Speaker 2: The other scary thing is I feel like the real

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Speaker 8: Oh exactly, that's what's box.

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Speaker 3: That's jeez, that's a whole other level.

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Speaker 2: Instagram me is hotter than me.

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Speaker 1: So you in the mirror and you go, you look

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Speaker 1: like me on Instagram, So you prefer yourself online?

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Speaker 8: That is so exactly. It's some real warped metaverse stuff.

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Speaker 8: It's like some real warped stuff. I can't get any

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Speaker 3: Speaking of warped metaverse stuff, I was talking to you

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Speaker 2: Would god, this would be boring?

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Speaker 1: Fifteen percent of people apparently said that if you came

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Speaker 1: up to at the moment in the world, if you

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Speaker 1: come to them and said you can plug yourself into

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Speaker 1: a simulation, they would plug themselves into a simulation, knowing

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Speaker 1: that it was a simulation like the matrix.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty percent of people. I think it's terrifying.

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Speaker 8: That's terrific. I wouldn't you, thank you, You.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't plug yourself into a simulation if it was.

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Speaker 1: Like no way, no, okay, next question for your Martha.

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Speaker 1: If you if you woke up on a hospital bed,

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Speaker 1: you've got like five technicians standing around you. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: they just go, hey, we've actually just pulled you out

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Speaker 1: of a simulation. You told us to wake your You

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Speaker 1: told us to wake you up. After ten years, everything

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Speaker 1: that you've just lived is fake.

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Speaker 2: So that's Michael, everything this interview right now, would you.

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Speaker 1: Go back into the simulation knowing it was fake? Yes, crazy,

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Speaker 1: it's the same question, totally.

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Speaker 8: Different slipped but no, yes, no, no, no, no, you

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Speaker 8: go back to it with this is some very deep

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Speaker 8: like this is a very I thought this was fairy

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Speaker 8: God Martha, Like this is like doctor.

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Speaker 2: Phil three am on a Saturday night and they're sitting

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Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for Johnny his mother.

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Speaker 2: It's always so good to have you on the show mate.

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Speaker 3: Look after yourself until we until we speak to you

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Speaker 3: next time.

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Speaker 2: Very god, Martha.

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Speaker 3: Always pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Matha calpatatas there and with the moady for mister get

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Speaker 1: it on the podcast wherever you get your podcast at

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Speaker 1: will and what he woulds is absolutely butchered. Another another

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Speaker 1: bookmark in his relationship. The one year anniversary after he

445
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,600
Speaker 1: just up as the mad hatter.

446
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:22,160
Speaker 3: For MIM's birth. It couldn't get any worse. We'll talk

447
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:27,040
Speaker 3: about it short Woods. You have a you have a

448
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,879
Speaker 3: pensiont for butchering relationship milestones. I'm not sure what it

449
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,280
Speaker 3: is with you.

450
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,600
Speaker 2: I'm just not sure what it is. I think planning,

451
00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:37,320
Speaker 2: planning and logistics, planning and planning in general not my bag.

452
00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,000
Speaker 1: You took a former girlfriend to Japan and leased a

453
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Speaker 1: sex hotel for two weeks.

454
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Speaker 2: It was very cheap, and I understood why as soon

455
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Speaker 2: as I got there and the people there, they couldn't

456
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:50,040
Speaker 2: believe I booked it for two weeks. There was an

457
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Speaker 2: hourly rate because most people to books for the hour.

458
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Speaker 2: But then they treated me like a god because they

459
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,840
Speaker 2: thought I was going for two weeks anyway, So you

460
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Speaker 2: got histores.

461
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Speaker 1: And I just want to paint a bit of a

462
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Speaker 1: picture of people. MIM's first birthday, first birthday had with

463
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Speaker 1: her You just have a man had her. You terrified her.

464
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he looked terrifying, but she she's a fan

465
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 2: of Alice in one Land, so there was thought behind that.

466
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Speaker 2: I shouldn't have woken her up as the mad had

467
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Speaker 2: her and terrified also.

468
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Speaker 1: Then you also then didn't get her a gift, and

469
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Speaker 1: then and then ordered in haste some robes from America,

470
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Speaker 1: and in your haste ordered them off a Nigerian prince

471
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Speaker 1: bastard who.

472
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Speaker 3: Absolutely pleaced you.

473
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,440
Speaker 2: I built a wing of his palace, so he still

474
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:32,320
Speaker 2: haven't got those. They're still on the way, apparently comes

475
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:35,520
Speaker 2: from him every now and then, making the robe totally

476
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Speaker 2: capped his.

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Speaker 1: And then obviously finally as well, on her birthday, you

478
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Speaker 1: ordered some delicious food from No Boo, the Japanese restaurant

479
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Speaker 1: where you guys had a time.

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Speaker 2: Fourth, fourth or fifth day, which at a very special

481
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Speaker 2: moment for us. So while yeah, you couldn't go.

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Speaker 3: To menu, so so excuse me, you've got the ler

483
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Speaker 3: you can eat menu.

484
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Speaker 2: No I didn't. That sounds cheap and nasty. I ordered

485
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Speaker 2: some delicious food right and I wanted it to come

486
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 2: to the house after the show at six point thirty.

487
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,399
Speaker 2: But then yeah, well during the show, I received a

488
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Speaker 2: phone call and you can hear this, and I've just

489
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 2: had a phone call from Chrisintha from her buddy, and

490
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Speaker 2: she's going on here with your phone, and she goes, well,

491
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Speaker 2: I'll leave it here and take a photo of it.

492
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Speaker 2: Just a bad day take a photo of it.

493
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Speaker 3: It was a bad day, you knocked up hot sushi

494
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Speaker 3: on the doorstep. There was no gift, looking like a

495
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Speaker 3: freak shocking bad day, bad day. But it was a

496
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Speaker 3: one year anniversary.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, thank you so much, and it was very special

498
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Speaker 2: and Mimi, if you're listening, I couldn't love you more

499
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Speaker 2: and I'm so excited with mate it to one year.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't realize that one year anniversaries was a gift,

501
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Speaker 2: a gifting thing I didn't.

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Speaker 7: Have to be.

503
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Speaker 2: So this is what I thought. I was like, all

504
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Speaker 2: universary is not is not a present thing?

505
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Speaker 3: You had that discussion beforehand.

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Speaker 2: Well we didn't have that discussion. So I don't want

507
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Speaker 2: to point fingers, but this could be actually Mims fault,

508
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Speaker 2: what's happened.

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Speaker 1: It could be well, Semon, I don't celebrate anniversaries all

510
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Speaker 1: but we don't even but we definitely wouldn't do a.

511
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Speaker 2: Gift because I wanted to celebrate it and do so.

512
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Speaker 2: But I have a nice time. We say gifts for

513
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Speaker 2: birthdays and Christmases and maybe Easter. But anyway, I got

514
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Speaker 2: home last night and there was this beautifully written cards

515
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Speaker 2: or card car Card's a nice touch jeez, where's the

516
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:16,719
Speaker 2: heads up?

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Speaker 7: Mate?

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00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,040
Speaker 2: Well, well, you know I don't have common sense. So

519
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 2: a beautifully written card on top of a present. So

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Speaker 2: I just start panicking. Obviously, I opened up my present

521
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: and finally she got me a robe. That's what I

522
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,760
Speaker 2: was trying to buy her for her birthday. So that

523
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 2: was really funny initials and no, she dropped the ballder,

524
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,160
Speaker 2: but anyway, it was a beautiful robe. I absolutely love it. Anyway,

525
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Speaker 2: I just start panicking because I'm like my dad always

526
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Speaker 2: taught me that it's always better to have a gift

527
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Speaker 2: than say that you didn't get one. So I had

528
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Speaker 2: to start freaking. I think, what could I possibly give

529
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Speaker 2: her that's inside the house right now, and I remembered

530
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Speaker 2: that yesterday I took home something from the radio station,

531
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Speaker 2: and I was like, amazing, I can say this is

532
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Speaker 2: the gift. So I went in my bag and I said, mim,

533
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Speaker 2: close your eyes. I've got to give yours. And I

534
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 2: pulled it out and I got her a two meter

535
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 2: inflatable subway foot long.

536
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Speaker 3: Oh that's right for the pool, So we put that

537
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 3: in your bag. So we put that in your bag.

538
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 2: She couldn't have been more pissed off. If she tried.

539
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Speaker 7: Three.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't tell her that. I said, I said,

541
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Speaker 2: I bought it from someway.

542
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Speaker 9: From.

543
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Speaker 3: Merchant, pulled the merger on the way.

544
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Speaker 2: I said, you're a fan of subway and in the

545
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Speaker 2: subway and I bought a two meter infinable foot long

546
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Speaker 2: and then I was like, you can check that in

547
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Speaker 2: the family pool. Why is she still with me?

548
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Speaker 1: Well, question for you guys thirty one o six five?

549
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: Have your kids tried your tricks on you? The reason

550
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,639
Speaker 1: talking about this is obviously because school is back. And

551
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Speaker 1: I was talking to a friend of mine the other

552
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Speaker 1: day about the fact that you know school's back, and

553
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: naturally your mind starts going to nostalgically what that meant

554
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: for you?

555
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Speaker 2: Does his friend have a child or were you just

556
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,040
Speaker 2: talking to another We.

557
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Speaker 1: Were just waxing about the fact that kids were back

558
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Speaker 1: at school because we saw some kids.

559
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Speaker 2: We saw thirty year old, We saw schools back, we

560
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,239
Speaker 2: saw some kids going home.

561
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Speaker 1: Because I haven't to be fair, because it'll be because

562
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Speaker 1: of COVID, Yes, where I am at the moment, Because

563
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Speaker 1: of COVID, you don't see kids have been going to school.

564
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: So there's lots of John's been going on so so

565
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Speaker 1: the first time in ages, I mean seeing kids in uniforms.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

567
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Speaker 3: So it's very nostalgic for me.

568
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Speaker 1: And we were talking about the fact that when one

569
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Speaker 1: of the first things you did when you went back

570
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Speaker 1: to school, like priority number one, you waited for the

571
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Speaker 1: day to come around, you went to your mom and

572
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Speaker 1: dad and you.

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Speaker 3: Asked for one hundred bucks for school books of course,

574
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Speaker 3: and supplies.

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Speaker 2: I care about my education for that matter.

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Speaker 3: Well, and you had to. Yeah, you needed the books.

577
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 3: You needed the books, and then you went.

578
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Speaker 2: And spent the money on something else body earth you did.

579
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Speaker 3: And it was one of the great, the great coms.

580
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Speaker 2: How did parents not know that the books were part

581
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 2: of the school fees? How do we pull the wall

582
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: over their eyes for so long? Like think we were

583
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Speaker 2: going to buy these school books.

584
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Speaker 3: I actually bought my books A couple of times.

585
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Speaker 2: I did stop lying idea, you don't buy your books. No,

586
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,120
Speaker 2: there was like a maybe I just didn't get the books,

587
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 2: and that's why I didn't pass anything.

588
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: That might be your issue. There actually was a bookstore

589
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Speaker 3: in the end.

590
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Speaker 1: No, so, but but I'm thinking to myself, like, if

591
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Speaker 1: I'm a school kid these days, obviously you know word

592
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,639
Speaker 1: would have passed around. You tell your parents you need

593
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Speaker 1: some money for your school books. So naturally the kids

594
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 1: these days would be trying on the same trick.

595
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Speaker 2: Yes, but probably not working because because their parents.

596
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Speaker 3: Know, this is what I want to know.

597
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, thirty one and six five. Have you got

598
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Speaker 1: a kid who's tried a trick on you? Oh yeah,

599
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: you used to use yeah nice?

600
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Speaker 2: Yeah okay, because I know for when I was a kid,

601
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Speaker 2: So this is this is my mum doing it to me. Yes,

602
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: so I to when I wanted to have a sick day,

603
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 2: I would start doing push ups in my room to

604
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:08,640
Speaker 2: get clammy because that was the key, because you knew

605
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: Mum was going to come in there and touch for it.

606
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 2: That was a that was primo number one touch. And

607
00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 2: if you had a slightly sweaty clammy forehead, you thought

608
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 2: you could get away with it. But I used to

609
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: pump me push ups in the bed drooms sick, and

610
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 2: Mum used to walk in and she'd literally just go.

611
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 2: I could hear them push ups in your room. If

612
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 2: you want to stay at home, you can come with

613
00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 2: me to get my legs waxed.

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Speaker 1: That he go to So you tried so is it

615
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: not you You can't teach an old dog new chicks, clearly, Mum.

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Speaker 2: When she was young, she was over it. Yeah, she

617
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 2: was all over it.

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one. Again, these don't have to be school related either,

619
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Speaker 3: So this can be anything.

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Speaker 1: This can be anything at all. I'd love to hear

621
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Speaker 1: from some parents out there. Have you got to the

622
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Speaker 1: point where one of your kids tried one of your old.

623
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Speaker 3: Tricks on you?

624
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 4: Yeah?

625
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Speaker 1: I was the other one that I was thinking the

626
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Speaker 1: other day was one of our producers here, mel Was.

627
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Speaker 1: I heard her saying that her little boy tried to

628
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Speaker 1: tell her that he was staying a night for a

629
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Speaker 1: sleepover someone.

630
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, stay at a friend's place, stand at a

631
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Speaker 2: mate's house. Yeah yeah, class.

632
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,920
Speaker 3: Actually he's just got free run in the evening from there.

633
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:06,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

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00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: But you know, as soon as your kid says I'm

635
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,560
Speaker 1: staying for someone's house for a sleepover, yeah sure, they're

636
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: they're going to run a back on the town, buddy.

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00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: They are coming up next were.

638
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 8: The Will and Woody, The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Kids are back at school. Very exciting stuff. Good to

640
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 3: see the kids out there.

641
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 2: You know, it's been annoying. You get that that nine

642
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,879
Speaker 2: o'clock traffic. Again, I didn't miss that.

643
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 3: What are you doing at nine o'clock in the morning,

644
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,160
Speaker 3: get here til two o'clock in the afternoon.

645
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:43,479
Speaker 2: I might have an errand at nine am. Potentially We've

646
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,520
Speaker 2: been doing this for four years.

647
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Speaker 3: I give you the hot tip. One of the great

648
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: perks of the job is you don't have to go

649
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 3: out and peak hour.

650
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Speaker 2: But there's a chance I will have an appointment or

651
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:53,080
Speaker 2: saying at nine I'm saying it's frustrating to be back

652
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 2: in school traffic.

653
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Speaker 6: Right.

654
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 3: Well, the reason we're talking about this is because I

655
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Speaker 3: was talking to a friend of mine about the faith

656
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 3: that when obviously the first week back at school, the first.

657
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Speaker 1: Thing you did is you walk up to your parents

658
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Speaker 1: and you go, how look, I need one hundred dollars

659
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:08,719
Speaker 1: for my books. Yes, you need to buy your textbooks.

660
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:08,640
Speaker 3: For the year.

661
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,480
Speaker 2: Also new runners. Did you always used to.

662
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Speaker 3: Get new Yeah?

663
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: I was like, you got to get me new bum

664
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Speaker 2: and davitate you to the shop for that.

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Speaker 1: I'm not walking down into athletes the athletes foot, which

666
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: is where we used to go with those old metal

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Speaker 1: looking force up style shoot foot measuring things then.

668
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Speaker 3: Came out of a medieval torture dungeon.

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Speaker 2: Those things really is, isn't it?

670
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Speaker 3: The size of your foot?

671
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Speaker 6: Here?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me why I put your balls and advice?

674
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: They're still around, They really still use those things.

675
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, bit of an update.

676
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: And remember mum and out of plastic rather than tin.

677
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, bizarre, looks dangerous. But you remember Mum used

678
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: to buy your shoes that were like four sizes too

679
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,320
Speaker 2: big as well. Oh you go that? Yeah that was frustrating.

680
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 2: I never go into them.

681
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Speaker 1: And one six five we are talking about, well, either

682
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 1: tricks that you used to play as a school kid

683
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Speaker 1: to swindle your parents or the gold here is have

684
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: your kids actually, pray played a trick on you that

685
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Speaker 1: you once played on your parents.

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Speaker 3: Have they tried that on?

687
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Speaker 1: But back to the runners, Yeah, very quickly, please. I

688
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: would always get four sizes too big, yep, and then

689
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Speaker 1: we would always just get like new Balance.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the ones are very structured or Brooks or something.

691
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very structured.

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Speaker 1: He's supporting and Adidas apparently, Yeah no, but Adas looked cool.

693
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Speaker 3: It looked amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Here you are in your clown Brooks.

696
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Speaker 2: Episodes Social Suicide with the Brooks, and I'm wearing fifteen

697
00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: pairs of socks to try and fill them out. I'm

698
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 2: tripping over my face.

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Speaker 3: I've got a let's go to Anthea on thirty one.

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Speaker 3: Whoseribe Anthea, H, I get mate, your kid tried to

701
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Speaker 3: trick you with a trick you'd pulled back in your day.

702
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Speaker 7: Oh yes, my daughter and her best friend decided to

703
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Speaker 7: just swapper and tell each other's mothers that they're staying

704
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Speaker 7: the night at each other's houses. If I used to

705
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Speaker 7: do it all the time, and then I get a

706
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Speaker 7: phone call at one o'clock in the morning to tell

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Speaker 7: me to come and pick up these two girls from

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Speaker 7: the police station, because I call it in the park drinking.

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Speaker 2: That is, had a bit of a park drink, a

710
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Speaker 2: little party. You know, did you did you? Did you

711
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Speaker 2: find out? How did they get the booze? Did they?

712
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Speaker 2: Because I used to do that, and I don't condone

713
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Speaker 2: this behavior, but I used to do the old get

714
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Speaker 2: into dad's vodka collection.

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Speaker 7: The older brother. We've got the older brother, the older.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: See, the older brother there has got a great role

718
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Speaker 2: because I know when my sister used to ask me,

719
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Speaker 2: I'd take a fair bit off the top. So if

720
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Speaker 2: she said to me, can you get me some vodka cruises.

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Speaker 2: I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's negotiat. I take

722
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Speaker 2: two of those cruises and I'm keeping ten bucks. You

723
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Speaker 2: know what I mean. And you've got to bloody, I

724
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Speaker 2: know what you mean.

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Speaker 3: I ever, Carol, let's go to the coal Nicole.

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Speaker 10: High will to what.

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 10: Loving the loving the shaved woods and will.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us, mate, Now what tricks have your

731
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Speaker 3: kids played on you?

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Speaker 10: She played a terrible trick on me? Go on the

733
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 10: girl's terrible trick on me. They said they were at home,

734
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Speaker 10: and my face timed them in the background shade. They

735
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Speaker 10: weren't at home.

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Speaker 3: Oh where were they?

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Speaker 2: To girl?

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Speaker 10: They were on a bus. I could see the air

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Speaker 10: conditioning in the roofs.

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Speaker 3: He'll tell sign of a bus. There's an a on

741
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Speaker 3: you're on a bus, don't carry on the car. So yeah,

742
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Speaker 3: so you caught them on the bus. Very good.

743
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Speaker 2: Where were they going?

744
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Speaker 8: The girl?

745
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:47,560
Speaker 10: Well, she was going into well, i'd say, the movie,

746
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Speaker 10: to meet a friend that she should have been meeting.

747
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 2: Why can't they made that friend the girl.

748
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 10: Because he was a lot older than her, and I

749
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Speaker 10: didn't approve fair enough.

750
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Speaker 2: And we all know what the movies are for is

751
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 2: that the now is the only one.

752
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 10: Nicole also too. I went to my alcohol cupboard and

753
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 10: usually they have a seal and you screw the lid

754
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 10: on and that clipped him the seal. All the seals

755
00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 10: were missing, but the lids were screwed on.

756
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and I to do that and then you

757
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: fill it back up with a bit of water, so

758
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: then when.

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00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 10: I'm evaporated, must have evaporated.

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Speaker 2: I didn't go for that one myself. That's outrageous.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us to Carl, Thank Tads and Will.

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Speaker 2: It's a third time. This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: What's one of the ends of Australian TV? Joins us

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Speaker 1: on the radio Live right Now. Mad As Hell back

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Speaker 1: in its fourteenth season and its host is Sean McCaul

766
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Speaker 1: on Next case.

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00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 6: He's a comedian, actor, writer and television presenter.

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Speaker 1: He's back with the.

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Speaker 3: Fourteenth season and that hell wow, that's a long time

770
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Speaker 3: to be angry. They should really get his bood pressure

771
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Speaker 3: taken talking to that's.

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00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 2: Probably not going to help them at it.

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Speaker 3: Please welcome to the Shell. It's Sean McCarley.

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Speaker 6: Sean mca thank you, thank you, Thank you very much.

775
00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 6: Thank you. So I look that that's a lovely produced package.

776
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 6: But I think I'm more impressed that you use the

777
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Speaker 6: word doyen when you introduced it. So thank you for that.

778
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 3: I think you are in You're in Deyan areas.

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Speaker 2: Is it a compliment?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a good thing.

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00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it was yours like a guru in a

782
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: particular sphere kind of just like floating in this you know,

783
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,640
Speaker 1: ether of godly waters.

784
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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good spot to be Sean, I imagine,

786
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Speaker 3: thank you, Yes, no.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 6: I I'm buoyed by being in the godly water.

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Speaker 2: You've been got a lot of things today, Sean, So

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00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: doyen and we'll just call you that. I believe you're

791
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 2: also referred to as a Galapagos Island turtle this morning.

792
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I like that as well. I didn't mind that. I mean,

794
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 6: it's not quite as nice as duyen. But yeah, I

795
00:33:56,520 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 6: think that was to do with my longeoparty. That's and

796
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,959
Speaker 6: that I eat krill or whatever the glaporic is isiland turtles.

797
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 6: But yeah, I think it's about being around for a

798
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:09,360
Speaker 6: long time. I'd like to think that anyway.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, certainly be on TV for as long as

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Speaker 3: I've been watching TV, which.

801
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: Is I don't know what thirty years now. So congratulations

802
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,399
Speaker 1: on your age is what I'm saying there. Pretty sure

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00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: a huge amount of for the show tonight. Obviously with

804
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: the election being very much on the horizon, this is

805
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: very much in your wheelhouse and most recently obviously this

806
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:40,240
Speaker 1: week Scomo and Gladys Bereagiclian really coming to the party

807
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: and saying what she really thinks.

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Speaker 3: What are your thoughts on that?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, look, I don't know. I was very impressed

810
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 6: in a kind of at the hootspa of Peter van

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Speaker 6: Onslin to be able to stand there and put those

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00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 6: texts to the Prime Minister. I would not have the

813
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Speaker 6: hootzpas to do that. I just don't think I could

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Speaker 6: do that. That's a very brave thing to do. See.

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Speaker 6: The thing is the Prime the likes going on. You know,

816
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Speaker 6: he likes going on. He would he would happily. And

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Speaker 6: I think has come on your show you interviewed him before?

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00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 3: Yes, no, what he actually you burned him?

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00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 2: Well, he burned me. He had a swipe at me

820
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Speaker 2: because I was complaining about the COVID lockdown, meaning that

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Speaker 2: I couldn't go on dates because I was single at

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Speaker 2: the time, and he suggested that it wasn't the COVID

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Speaker 2: lockdown that was impacting my dat in law, which was

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Speaker 2: a whack. Which was a whack. Yeah, that was that

825
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 2: was So I hit back rather maturely and cleverly, I thought,

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Speaker 2: Sean by having to go at his baldness. Yeah that's right, Yeah,

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00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:35,160
Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 6: You have more books part than me. I could not

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Speaker 6: do that. I could not do that to his face.

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Speaker 6: I'm happy to do it on our TV show where

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Speaker 6: he's presumably not watching behind his back. Really, but I

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Speaker 6: could how do you? How do you do that? I

833
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 6: ad mind that in you I should be interviewing you.

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00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,800
Speaker 6: You should be interviewing me.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, well, anytime, Sean please. But I was incredibly nervous,

836
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: Sean incredibly nervous, and I was sort of forced by Will. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, Will said, I said that your your your integrity

838
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: was in tatters because then you ended up bringing up

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Speaker 1: the fact that he shot himself at the McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: Have you heard that, sewn that rumor?

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00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 6: No, I'm jotting this down.

842
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 9: This is.

843
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: A rumor.

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00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 2: After an NRL Grand Final he was seeing at a

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Speaker 2: certain McDonald's. Yes, didn't he soiling himself? I got excited.

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00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,360
Speaker 6: This is good. He was actually physically in the studio

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00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:28,680
Speaker 6: with you.

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00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 3: It wasn't no, he was on the phone.

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00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,799
Speaker 1: Now he's never been in the studio, although we've got

850
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: Elbow in the studio on Friday. Anthony Albanize is going

851
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Speaker 1: to be in the studio with this on Friday, which

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Speaker 1: is exciting.

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Speaker 6: He's coming in great. Yeah, what are your questions? What's

854
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 6: the last question you can ask because obviously the third

855
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 6: the bridge question that you asked at the end.

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Speaker 10: What's yeah?

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00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 2: Is the rumor true that you put yourself in KFC?

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00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 2: All of our final questions?

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Speaker 6: It only works once that question.

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Speaker 2: That's good advice from a jan That is good advice

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Speaker 2: from a joy.

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Speaker 3: Drop that down, stay with us. We come forward right

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Speaker 3: up next. Mad as Hell returns tonight eight point thirty

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Speaker 3: on the ABC. It's fourteenth season, and we've got the

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Speaker 3: one and only Sean Mcaloff, the Galabagus Island Turtle of

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Speaker 3: the television who thank you, thank you, pleasure to have

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Speaker 3: you back on the show. Hey mate, what's that? Let's

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Speaker 3: talk a little bit about madis Hell tonight. What's what's

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00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 3: on the agenda?

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Speaker 6: Well, look, you know we've got it's half an hour.

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00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 6: I can tell you that I want to give you

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00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 6: in spoilers.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 2: I've never heard a cell like that. That is some cell.

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Speaker 3: Well it's half didn't even get yourself a sixty minutes

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Speaker 3: special for the for the opening of the fourteenth season.

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Speaker 6: No, nothing, nothing, nothing at all. No. What follows us

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Speaker 6: is is the final episode of the repeat season of Fisk,

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Speaker 6: the last Let's see that repeat season final episode. Better

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00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 6: aware than you? Otherwise you have to go to ip.

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Speaker 1: Sean.

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00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 2: I was doing a bit of research and I noticed

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Speaker 2: that the Prime Minister, Scott Morrison is actually younger than you.

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Speaker 2: Sorry to bring it up your age again, Galapagos Turtle,

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00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: But how does that make you feel that the promise

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00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 2: is younger than you?

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Speaker 6: This is all this is all ahead of you, guys.

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00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,439
Speaker 6: I mean, at the moment, you have inherently in built

889
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 6: in you respect of people who are older than you,

890
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 6: with exception perhaps myself during the Yeah, but you do

891
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,520
Speaker 6: get to the stage, you do get to the stage

892
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 6: in life where suddenly your doctor is younger than you,

893
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 6: or you're in the case of Scott Morris, the Prime

894
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 6: Minister is older than you. I think I think this

895
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 6: is the first time it's happened because Malcolm Turnbull, the

896
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 6: previous Prime Minister, is definitely older than you. Buy a

897
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 6: handful of years, maybe three years, maybe four years. What

898
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 6: are you, guys? What's your what's your combined age?

899
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 2: You two combined mine sixty seven fifty seven.

900
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 6: Okay, well you're older than me.

901
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: To get out of me.

902
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 3: I like that a wily trick from an old dog.

903
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 2: Look, he's flipped on us.

904
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 6: You don't get to live on the glahic as I

905
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 6: lived for one hundred and fifty years like I do

906
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:17,399
Speaker 6: without learning a trick.

907
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 9: Now.

908
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 3: Sure.

909
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: So there's a bit that I saw on your Twitter tonight.

910
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 1: I saw this and I was like, gee whiz. It

911
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: is a particular TV presenter called arn Dou who might

912
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: be slightly offended by one of the sketches which is

913
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: going to be on Mad as Hell tonight.

914
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 6: You may know Duncan Sprat is an award winning weatherman,

915
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 6: but did you also know if he sculpts things in

916
00:39:39,239 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 6: his spare time.

917
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 3: Tell me that story where you got upset when you

918
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:42,479
Speaker 3: were little.

919
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 11: My parents wouldn't let me wear my.

920
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 2: Chipping away at the surface.

921
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,800
Speaker 3: Duncan you don't say them paying attention to me?

922
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm listening.

923
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,359
Speaker 3: No reference at all to Under's brush with fame.

924
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 6: There no new that you mentioned. I could see the similarity,

925
00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 6: but completely into head of thought. I must say that

926
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 6: that Ann was very, very kind. This is before that,

927
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 6: before his show went to air, you know, whenever it

928
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 6: was five or six years ago. He did ask me

929
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 6: to be a guest on the show and described me

930
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 6: so I know Arn paints you and he interviews it.

931
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 6: At the same time. I thought, stupid idea. That was

932
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 6: the most reception for the work, and then of course

933
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 6: it was a huge success and he's never asked me since.

934
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 6: Six seasons later.

935
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 3: Say one nubbed you and so you've gone and done that.

936
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 3: You've taken the high road and done a sketch behind

937
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 3: his back which you're putting onto TV five years later.

938
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, that'll learn him.

939
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 3: Well, Wolds.

940
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: Now let's get down to business here, mate, because this

941
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: is three days in making me still have an answer.

942
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: It has totally taken over this radio show. If you

943
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 2: have missed any of the Butter Mystery, have a listened

944
00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 2: to this.

945
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,960
Speaker 5: But we used to having Nanny and every time she'd leave,

946
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 5: we go to the free to notice the butter was gone.

947
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 5: Talking about half empty packet.

948
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,439
Speaker 2: So she's sitting half a packet of butter, or she's

949
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,000
Speaker 2: taking the butter home. She might be taking it. If

950
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 2: you still don't know, hang on, Matt, you still don't

951
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: know that butter gate, bloody gate. We just can't stop

952
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 2: thinking about it.

953
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a message last night actually funnily enough

954
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: from Gussie Walland Oh Gussie walland got founder of Gotcha

955
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: for Life doing wonderful things improving men's mental fitness.

956
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 3: But he messaged me.

957
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, because one of the great theories that's been We've

958
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: had a lot of different she.

959
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 2: Was steal in the butter for gas. No, he's involved,

960
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: Wallands involved. He's the puppeteers, he's the head of the snake.

961
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,360
Speaker 3: It's got butter of things all over the country.

962
00:41:39,080 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: Minions, the little butter minions, gets them young, get you

963
00:41:45,920 --> 00:41:47,839
Speaker 2: breeds them. Is that what he said?

964
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 3: No, he didn't say that, But what he did say

965
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,759
Speaker 3: is so one of the theories that's been going around.

966
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: Look, there's been a few theories, guys. One thing we know,

967
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: just to get her run up to speed, is it

968
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: we don't.

969
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 8: She didn't.

970
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,600
Speaker 1: She didn't need it, like, she wasn't putting it in

971
00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 1: like cookies or anything. That we know that she's not

972
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: baking with the butter. That's always the first thought.

973
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 2: And Matt told us that. Matt said, there is no

974
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 2: evidence to suggest she was putting it in any sort

975
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 2: of baked good. No, no baked good.

976
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 3: One of the theories which she was putting it in coffee,

977
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 3: which I scoffed at. I scoffed at.

978
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 1: Yes, But Gussie Warlan messaged me and said, mate, under

979
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 1: says a lot about Gus. Never text me about the show,

980
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: have any message me this hot off the press. Definitely

981
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: used to put butter, coconut butter in my black coffee.

982
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 2: Course he did, is what he said.

983
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:36,399
Speaker 8: It's a thing.

984
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:38,759
Speaker 3: So then we've looked it up and we found out

985
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 3: that putting butter in your coffee is a thing. So

986
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 3: there's a slight chance, by the way.

987
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: Thirty one oh six five, if you think you know

988
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: what this woman has done with the butter, if you

989
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: think you can solve buttergate, we'd love to. If you're

990
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: a babysitter that stole butter, if you know anyone that

991
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 1: steals half a thing of butter, and we need some insight.

992
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 2: No theory is too crazy, No, because it must have

993
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 2: been something a bit bizarre. I mean, I've had my theories.

994
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 2: I'll play it for you. This is still the theory

995
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 2: that I think makes most sense. Maybe she had a

996
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 2: handcuff on, she always had her hand in a pocket,

997
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 2: she's an escaped felon.

998
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 3: And then you're reading the whole babysitting job after the

999
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 3: kids in bed.

1000
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: She just used half to stick a butter to get

1001
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 2: her arm out, try and get a bad her hand.

1002
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 2: I'd check the oil supplies if I was mate, check

1003
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 2: all the lubricants in the house. I still think that

1004
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 2: could be the case.

1005
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 3: You still think that she was an escaped criminal and

1006
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:28,359
Speaker 3: had one handcuff on her hand.

1007
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 2: Yes, and she's using the butter as a lubricant to

1008
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 2: get her wrist out of the handcuffs.

1009
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So if we can just work with a tangible

1010
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: theory for now, you and I have both been handed

1011
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:39,359
Speaker 1: cups of coffee with buffer.

1012
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,439
Speaker 3: In them just to test this out.

1013
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're gonna have a sip just this has.

1014
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 3: Got a bullet coffee.

1015
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 1: Apparently they're quite big in Los Angeles. According to our producer,

1016
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of butter in mine.

1017
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 2: The mine's a vegan butter. So I'll just taste like coffee.

1018
00:43:57,080 --> 00:43:57,759
Speaker 2: It was yours good.

1019
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 3: You look ill, physically ill, it's so rich.

1020
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 2: Maybe the nanny has rich tastes, Okay, so look, butter

1021
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 2: and coffee could be a theory. We've also heard what

1022
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 2: she was putting the butter in her hair.

1023
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 3: I've suggested issue. You know, she might have been greasing

1024
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:14,319
Speaker 3: up the toilet bowl as well.

1025
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 2: We're not gonna there's a chance though.

1026
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: There's definitely grease and oven tray yeah, and oven tray, yes,

1027
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,720
Speaker 1: but you know why you grease and oven tray.

1028
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 2: Because you know, on the pastry to stick to the

1029
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,720
Speaker 2: bottom exactly. Oh yeah, I've just figured it out. That's gross.

1030
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 3: That might be a thing. There might be a thing.

1031
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 2: I don't think it is.

1032
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: Matt, the owner of the house, seems to think that

1033
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 3: she was putting the butter in her hair.

1034
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's outrageous, don't get me wrong.

1035
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,919
Speaker 3: And he's had five years to think about this. That's

1036
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 3: the best he had.

1037
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 2: That's true, she put the butter.

1038
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 3: In her hair.

1039
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 2: Crazy.

1040
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 3: Well, I can't wait to go on house at someone's house.

1041
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 2: It would create a rather than I sheen.

1042
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: We're talking gates, so you know you've heard a big, significant, traumatic,

1043
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: often mysterious things that have happened to people.

1044
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 3: Kicked it off.

1045
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,720
Speaker 1: Richard Nixon kicked it off with water Gate, the Missing Files,

1046
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson, and Nipple Gay. Yes, obviously with Justin Timberlake

1047
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: at the super Bowl. Most recently, we had a guy

1048
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: called Matt who called the show with buttergate.

1049
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 5: But we used to have a nanny and every time

1050
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 5: she'd leave, we go to the free to notice that

1051
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 5: the butter was gone. Talking about half empty packet.

1052
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: So she's hitting half a packet of butter, or she's

1053
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 2: taking the butter home. She might be taking if you

1054
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: still don't know.

1055
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:25,279
Speaker 10: Matt, hang on, Matt, you still don't know, that's buttergate.

1056
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 3: Well said Matt, that's buttergate. Now, a couple of working

1057
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 3: theories here. One of them is that she.

1058
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: Put the butter in her coffee, called a bullet coffee.

1059
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,279
Speaker 1: You and I just tried one of them. Firstly, looks

1060
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: like a squirrel vomited.

1061
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 3: In your cup.

1062
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: Yep, not a good look.

1063
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 8: Sure.

1064
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 3: Secondly, tastes like shit, so I think, yeah, but we

1065
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:47,359
Speaker 3: put it to bed. We know it's a bit of thing.

1066
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 3: He used to put coconut butter. He's a sick man.

1067
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 3: That's the first time he's ever messaged me while we're.

1068
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: Doing the show.

1069
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 3: Just bullet coffee thing. Mate it around.

1070
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 2: Anyway, So we're asking you guys, now, I mean, my

1071
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 2: theory is that she was handcuffed. She's an escaped felon.

1072
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 2: She's trying to use the butter to slip the handcuff off.

1073
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,400
Speaker 3: So again, just to confirm with that, that means she

1074
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 3: meets the family the whole time, when the family's there

1075
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 3: and the kids are there, presumably she's got her hand

1076
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 3: in her pocket. That's what you're suggesting. Yes's and you

1077
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,879
Speaker 3: don't you don't realize how it rageous that is. Let's

1078
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,680
Speaker 3: go to Laura on FETO one six y five. Laura,

1079
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 3: what do you think the butter was used for? Talkers

1080
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: through it? So?

1081
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 11: I've noticed people using butter to get rid of makeup?

1082
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 2: Oh so okay, would you need half a tub?

1083
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:35,120
Speaker 7: Though?

1084
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: Like how much makeup could someone be wearing?

1085
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 11: I mean to have you seen some of the people

1086
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,520
Speaker 11: that have a lot of makeup on?

1087
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 7: Sometimes sometimes when they try too hard.

1088
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 5: It can look a bit like a cake.

1089
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 8: Right.

1090
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: That's a big, big swipe there, all right, But to

1091
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 3: get rid of their makeup, right, Laura. Interesting, So she's

1092
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:53,479
Speaker 3: going around there.

1093
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,920
Speaker 2: With a full face of makeup and then shift over.

1094
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 2: May as well get the makeup. I'll shift over. The

1095
00:46:58,080 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: kids are asleep sucking take my.

1096
00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 3: Us the butter, just like a superhero finalist. You can

1097
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,320
Speaker 3: take off this whole thing and in touch with my

1098
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:11,240
Speaker 3: real identity. Emily's called on thirty one and six five, Emily,

1099
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 3: what happened to the butter? Talked to us? Why is

1100
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 3: that she's stealing half a tube of butter every babysitting shift.

1101
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 9: I think she's just doing it to inconvenience the family, right,

1102
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 9: You know how you're hearing the stories of people getting

1103
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 9: petty by moving furnature over an inch so people like

1104
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 9: bash into it when they're walking past.

1105
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 3: I've never heard of that, but that's a bloody good idea.

1106
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,320
Speaker 3: So are you're doing about like moving a coffee table

1107
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,919
Speaker 3: an inch and people assume it's in the same spot

1108
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 3: and then they bang their shin.

1109
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great, year, that is hilarious.

1110
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: That's a very good Sorry, Emily, very quickly like have

1111
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 1: you baby sat in the past? Did you have you

1112
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: know things that you would do to spite the family

1113
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: that you were helping out.

1114
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 9: I had a baby sat, but I've got four kids,

1115
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 9: so I'm constantly hiding snacks.

1116
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 3: What that has to do with anything?

1117
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 2: I appreciate that little from your let's let's.

1118
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 3: I love when people who have got kids start as

1119
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 3: it's with you, I've got kids, and then the.

1120
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 2: Money, money, money, You're a babysitter. Amazing and interesting perspective,

1121
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 2: no doubt. What do you think this particular babysitter slash

1122
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,399
Speaker 2: nanny's doing with the butter?

1123
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:31,560
Speaker 11: Hey boys, So I'm Danny, and I approke through a

1124
00:48:31,600 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 11: lot of butter when I'm babysitting the kids.

1125
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:36,240
Speaker 9: He could parents.

1126
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 11: When I'm looking dinner for the kids, the parents are

1127
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:42,800
Speaker 11: at it, at whatever function they're at. They always tell me, like,

1128
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,839
Speaker 11: if you get hungry, help yourself to whatever the kids

1129
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 11: are eating. Now, I'm a vegetarian and the kids are

1130
00:48:48,239 --> 00:48:55,399
Speaker 11: usually eating meat dishes. Which hour I'll eat is sort

1131
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 11: of hope with butter. Now, these site might be noticing

1132
00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 11: their are missing, but no one really notices like a

1133
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,719
Speaker 11: flype of bread missing. So I'm thinking that she is

1134
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 11: picking up that butter.

1135
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,919
Speaker 2: Hang on that money. To get through half a tub

1136
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,839
Speaker 2: of butter, you've got to be having a loaf.

1137
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:15,320
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know.

1138
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 11: I mean I laid off you stick myself.

1139
00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 3: Half a tub of butter?

1140
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 7: How many?

1141
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 4: No?

1142
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:20,160
Speaker 6: Many?

1143
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 2: It could have the vegetarians, we've got to it.

1144
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 3: That's the vegeta else in the pantry.

1145
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 2: So she's got to go through half a toub of

1146
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 2: butter grim times. We'll finish on Emily here, Emily, what

1147
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: do you think that nanny's doing with the butter?

1148
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, Well, firstly, coffee and butter disgusting. I still

1149
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:45,719
Speaker 12: think she's eating it. Okay, me personally, I'll go to

1150
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 12: the fridge if I'm hungry or feel like something and

1151
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 12: get a spoonful or like cut kind of centimeter of.

1152
00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:52,920
Speaker 8: Butter and eat it.

1153
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 12: And then for breakfast I'll have porridge and then I'll

1154
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 12: put through tablespoons of butter in it milk and then sugar.

1155
00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 3: Wow, that sounds good.

1156
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 2: Goes back to my original theory. She's a butter addict.

1157
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,919
Speaker 8: It is actually really good but butter.

1158
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: You straight butter out of the fridge, Emily.

1159
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 10: Sometimes like I'll put salt on it, Emily.

1160
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 3: But Emily, Emily, Emily, Emily, You're at a house for

1161
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 3: two hours, right, You're eating half a tub of butter.

1162
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 3: That's two hundred grams of butter.

1163
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 2: Because other people in her life know she's a butter addict,

1164
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 2: and they stop her. They go put down the butter,

1165
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:36,320
Speaker 2: louc eal. And then she comes into.

1166
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 3: Supercomes and nanny. She can eat the butter. Yes, that's

1167
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,520
Speaker 3: what that's what I forgot. I forgot. I'd obviously removed

1168
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 3: this theory from my mind that she became and nanny

1169
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 3: so she could so she could eat the butter she

1170
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 3: was so savagely deprived of in her house, right right, right,

1171
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 3: And then you think eventually, you know, these people are

1172
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 3: sort of frantically calling around, being like you babysit are

1173
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 3: called Lucile, and.

1174
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: They figure it out and it to get home immediately

1175
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: because your butter's you gotta be mud.

1176
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,399
Speaker 2: That's it. And then she changes the name. Move City

1177
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 2: starts invading people's.

1178
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: Some of the worst theories ever over this segment, and

1179
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: as a result, our team has brought in one of

1180
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: your One of your theories is that she's an escaped

1181
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,800
Speaker 1: coln An escape com and escaped con and that she

1182
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,000
Speaker 1: can't get one of her handcuffs free. So we're gonna

1183
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 1: put this up on our socials, I think, because I

1184
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,440
Speaker 1: haven't got time at the moment, but we're gonna handcuff you.

1185
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll have to go to the socials try and

1186
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 2: watch it. But I'm gonna say we can get out

1187
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,879
Speaker 2: of these handcuffs with half a tub of butter as

1188
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,160
Speaker 2: my lube. I'm the good forward to that.