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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini but when

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Speaker 1: you're in a rush. We are close to getting out

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Speaker 1: of here, but before we do one final flourish of

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Speaker 1: twist in the tail, as there always is every Friday,

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Speaker 1: as we get to repitch the ideas which didn't make

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Speaker 1: the show this week.

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Speaker 2: It's our rejected ideas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, great idea, it's Will and Woodies rejected ideas we pitch.

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Speaker 3: We pitch far too many ideas, so many of them,

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Speaker 3: eighty percent of them.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, eighty percent.

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Speaker 4: Of the ideas we pitch would end up on the

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Speaker 4: cutting room.

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Speaker 2: Floor, which is a shame. I feel sorry for you, guys.

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Speaker 2: I feel sorry for you guys. Confetti on the floor,

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Speaker 2: but golden confetti. We too many of them.

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Speaker 3: So we get to repitch a few ideas that didn't

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Speaker 3: make the show for about ten minutes on a Friday,

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Speaker 3: and then you choose the idea that you would like

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Speaker 3: to see happen.

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Speaker 2: Will do you want to kick things off? Or would

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Speaker 2: you like me to?

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Speaker 1: Oh, kick it off today? Thank you, Dakie, I'll kick

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Speaker 1: it off today.

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Speaker 2: Sorry.

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Speaker 1: There was a scientist during the week, not sure what

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Speaker 1: his name was, not sure where it was good start

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Speaker 1: her pants were letting you pitch the story, mate.

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Speaker 3: I think it was a scientist who developed legs for snakes.

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Speaker 1: Oh, no, I know that, bit MAT's the prestige. I

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Speaker 1: haven't delivered that yet. I actually read the stories. You

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Speaker 1: take the words out of my mouth. I read the story.

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Speaker 1: I don't asked where it was.

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Speaker 4: It's an engineer in America who did it in his garage.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Great, So he effectively is trying to rebuild legs for

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Speaker 1: snakes because he feels sorry for snakes because apparently they

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Speaker 1: used to have legs. No, that's the biblical story.

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Speaker 2: The dumb the story, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: But the story in the Bible is that God punished snakes,

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Speaker 1: but he said to them he took he took their

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Speaker 1: legs off them for the deal that the snake does

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Speaker 1: with Eve in the garden.

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Speaker 2: He goes, right, shouldn't have done that?

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Speaker 1: Give me your legs now you'll slither on your belly

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. Of course, so this

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Speaker 1: guy feels sorry for snakes. Yes, My question on thirty

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Speaker 1: one six five is which animal do you feel most

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Speaker 1: sorry for?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That's good, and and why?

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Speaker 1: Because I instantly have one.

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Speaker 2: Don't go into it.

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Speaker 3: Choosing because I have got a it's a it's a

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Speaker 3: shame to do it too.

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Speaker 2: I've got a pretty hot one this week as well.

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Speaker 3: And my question is this just a simple question, no

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Speaker 3: news story, no news is just a personal.

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Speaker 2: Question. Have you ever buried your jocks? There? It is?

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Speaker 2: I mean, the fun for me comes the personal.

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Speaker 4: The personal angle is MIM's mum used to bury her

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Speaker 4: jocks when she was a kid.

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Speaker 2: Why because she didn't like wearing them. She hated wearing

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Speaker 2: jocks so much that she'd go.

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Speaker 4: And bury them, and her dad would be at the

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Speaker 4: back doing the garden and be like.

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Speaker 2: My show, you're buried.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go to the course, Brooklyn, which are what

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Speaker 1: do you want to hear? Have you ever buried your jocks?

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Speaker 1: Or which animal do you feel most sorry for? Only

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Speaker 1: you've left me.

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Speaker 6: With a hard choice. To be honest, I'd probably I'd

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Speaker 6: probably go with with the animal one. Oh god, I

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Speaker 6: think you'd be pretty hard pressed to find someone who

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Speaker 2: Yeah, OK, fair enough, Brooklyn. You're a pessimist. I get it. No,

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Speaker 2: I know that she's I think she's a realist.

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Speaker 1: I think she's a realist.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of jock burriers out there. Let's go to.

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Speaker 1: Sarah good I, Sarah, would you rather hear which animally

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Speaker 1: feel most sorry for?

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Speaker 2: Or have you buried your jocks?

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Speaker 1: Probably?

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Speaker 5: Have you buried your job?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, good call.

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Speaker 1: Delinquent's still among the cool.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to Kate.

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Speaker 3: Now, Kate, the question is simple, would you like to

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Speaker 3: hear which animal do you feel most sorry for?

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Speaker 2: Or have you ever buried your jobs? And reasonable? Kate,

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Speaker 2: and I apologize reasonable, very good ideas.

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Speaker 1: Be reasonable.

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Speaker 6: The inner widow in the is super torn because I

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Speaker 6: think both come up some really funky conversations.

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Speaker 3: But I've got to go with the jocks.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kate, what are you thinking? Kate?

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Speaker 2: We've got to We've got we have a whole talk

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Speaker 2: break about this now, which calls I better start setting up?

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Speaker 1: What do you need to set up?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen? One oh six five? Have you ever buried your jocks?

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Speaker 2: And why? Why the hell did you? Mary? It's a

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Speaker 2: great question.

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Speaker 4: MIM's Mam Michelle, if you're listening, give us all.

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Speaker 2: It's our rejected ideas. It's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: I love you, Australia, I love you you've gone for

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Speaker 4: mine this week.

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Speaker 1: Totally unreasonable.

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Speaker 2: You voted for mine. I actually had a very good

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Speaker 2: discussion there. You should read pict yours on Monday. It's good.

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Speaker 2: Don't tell me to read pitch No. Now that I've won,

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Speaker 2: your already was way better. But I love you Australia.

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Speaker 2: It's a Friday. Let's go for the weird. One thirteen

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Speaker 2: one six five. Have you ever buried your jocks?

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Speaker 3: And I've been inspired will buy my fiance's mother, who

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Speaker 3: knows mother in law soon to my mother in law.

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Speaker 2: No surprise, she's not trying to get her on. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we were trying to get Michelle on because she's the

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Speaker 2: inspiration behind the story.

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Speaker 3: But when she was a young girl, just didn't like

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Speaker 3: the feel of jocks, didn't like wearing them, so to.

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Speaker 4: Get around and she would bury her jocks in the backyard.

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Speaker 2: Apparently her dad would do the gun and then just.

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Speaker 1: Be like, oh, Tiffany's god, if you buried your jocks, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have amazing tiff Why.

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Speaker 5: So, I had a boy staying over for the first time,

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Speaker 5: and I was very embarrassed that he was going to

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Speaker 5: hear me go to the toilet. I'm not sure why

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Speaker 5: so I ran to my backyard through my business didn't

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Speaker 5: quite make it because I was busting. So I left

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Speaker 5: my underweight in the gardens because I didn't want to

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Speaker 5: take them inside or.

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Speaker 1: So he walks back in totally jockolss I did.

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Speaker 2: Yes, how old were you?

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Speaker 1: Tim?

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Speaker 5: This was like last year?

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Speaker 2: So last year you can do jocks in the garden.

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Speaker 6: Last year, Yeah, I did extraordinary.

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Speaker 1: The only thing you can do, Tim, I've got sorry

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Speaker 1: this guy so he's he's sleeping over right, so he

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Speaker 1: does he suspect anything when you go outside?

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Speaker 5: No, he was asleep, but I was scared I was

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Speaker 5: gonna wake him up.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I used to if I used to go and

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Speaker 3: way outdoors when I would stay at ladies houses.

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Speaker 2: But mine wasn't a bury my jocks.

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Speaker 4: Mine was because I always fought when I went in

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Speaker 4: the morning, and I was like.

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Speaker 2: You'll hear it from the better get out.

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Speaker 3: In nature, Tim, these wild totally, there's got a may.

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Speaker 3: Now may you've buried your jocks.

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Speaker 1: I have guys, by the way, I love this a

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Speaker 1: pretty lads, but it's just trust me.

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Speaker 2: A lot of blogs of gold.

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Speaker 4: But the producers have decided they don't want to put

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Speaker 4: those calls to it, may why did you bury your jocks?

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Speaker 6: Look, I was I was about seven, and I was

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Speaker 6: in the middle of a pretty solid dance routem in

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Speaker 6: my room, and yeah, I just really needed to go.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, I took the jocks off and took a

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Speaker 6: squad over the ducted heating and buried the.

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Speaker 3: Questions what what do you when you went to go

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Speaker 3: and take away over the ducted heating. I get that

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Speaker 3: I've done that, but mate, why why lay your jocks down?

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Speaker 6: Well, there was a bit of leakage, so like I

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Speaker 6: just I had to hide the evidence as well.

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Speaker 2: So jocks in the duct Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All right, Star God everyone else it's calling out.

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Speaker 5: You're more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to