WEBVTT - #228: Kath & Kim (Mitches Version) with Art Simone 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:01.400 This is. 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:10.280 Just real, hosted a couple of mitches. Brace yourself for 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.600 the rude shocks of young adults. Oh please, you're in 0:00:13.640 --> 0:00:15.800 bed with a cup of bloody hall Licks by a 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.760 hall Licks and push you to slip. It's like a 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:19.440 milk drink. 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:32.680 Sounds like the slur I've heard that Whole Licks. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:32.879 And Mitchell coos. How are you? Oh my god, are 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.159 you across the methampheta means that the children in New 0:00:35.240 --> 0:00:38.279 Zealand have all eaten I can't say I am, Oh 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:41.400 my god, the pineapple oly meth. Oh are you not 0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:43.639 across it? Price keeper Jenner, I've got a brand super riw. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.559 I'm across that A You're my first suspect. Yeah, you're 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.479 not across your story. It's hilarious and no one at 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:49.800 the time of recording has perished. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.479 You've asked me three times if I'm across it, and 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:52.120 I've said no. 0:00:52.000 --> 0:00:55.959 Oh sorry sorry. In New Zealand, a bunch of pineapple 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.400 olies have been distributed to families right. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.720 Oh, like the ones in the black Alan's assorted mix 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:02.120 or whatever. 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.679 Correct. Oh, yeah, it was distributed by a food bank, 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:10.560 right for like people disadvantaged families anyway, they were meth 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:14.520 disguised as candy. What it was crystal meth. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.440 Well, like someone was disguising it. 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:19.360 So they disguising candy and it got accidentally filtered into 0:01:19.400 --> 0:01:20.800 the main dose of candy. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:21.479 Get this. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.919 Per lolly. There was three hundred doses of the usual 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:29.720 dose of meth. It was a concentrated amount. One lolly 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:32.560 was three hundred doses. So far people are in hospital 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:35.480 because someone said we tasted it. It was sour, but 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:38.679 I kept going. Then I felt dizzy. One child said child, 0:01:38.880 --> 0:01:42.640 and it was meth meth. Everyone's okay, but it was. 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:48.200 Well wait, so this is like a taffy kind of lolly. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.440 It's a hard lolly with the wrapper on it. Gotcha 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:51.160 like a cough drop. 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:54.160 Yeah, but it's meant to be pineapple flavored, but it's 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:54.720 crystal meth. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.480 I don't know what they're supposed to look like, the 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.520 pinepp ones, because that's just a white frickin' taffy thing. Yeah, like, 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:00.480 that's not a pine apple. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:03.520 They spat it out straight away. We had three hospitalizations. 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:04.640 Everyone's been sent home. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.080 So nobody actually ingested the whole thing. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:09.799 No, someone said a parent tasted it, spat it out. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.240 Then they had a racing heart because they were high 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:12.720 on men. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.720 Oh god, that's horrible. They could actually be Did you 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:18.919 bring this up? What a cheery start to the episode. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:21.720 It's all everyone's talking about the crystal med candy. But 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:23.680 how are they supposed to distribute that? If it's the 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:26.720 equivalent of three hundred doses? They would melt it down 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.320 or chop it up or I don't know, it's just 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:29.280 a convenient way. 0:02:29.160 --> 0:02:34.120 To smuggle it. Oh my god, fuck, I know that wild. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.760 Smuggling in like lollies. Wouldn't you make sure you don't 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.600 get a mixed up? You'd hold onto them tired, wanted 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.880 to do the MINTI It didn't so much better even 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:43.320 how did they get to a food bank? 0:02:43.800 --> 0:02:45.520 They But also think of the people who wanted it 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.160 smuggled in? 0:02:46.840 --> 0:02:49.240 Now they actually the. 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:52.040 Only person think of the Think of the drug dealers. 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:53.560 Yeah, they got well. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:58.280 Nothing, prison time real lolly, wouldn't you anyway? So I'm 0:02:58.320 --> 0:03:00.440 thinking of those people that were weird. Time to be alive, 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.880 isn't it? And children as well? My god, I'll be 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:04.919 fine that the time of recording. What if they get 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:08.639 hooked old children? Oh no, in aa in twenties time. 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.440 I remember my first hit, That fucking lolly was great. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.520 It was a mental sort of been chasing that high 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:17.040 ever since. Oh no, yeah, that's really bad. Sorry, well, 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:19.680 if it's the first time, is it just me? Every 0:03:19.720 --> 0:03:22.120 week you start saying with a drug investigation, yeah, we've 0:03:22.160 --> 0:03:25.480 become ABC News apparently. Well shit, it just really got 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.440 my attention. Everyone's talking about though. It's all over TikTok. 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:29.840 People are genuinely talking about this. 0:03:30.160 --> 0:03:32.400 We've got art some amone on the way against joining 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.160 us in a little bit, but we'll kick off without 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.160 Is it just me that we always do correct how 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:36.640 this works? 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:38.800 Yes? Every week we start the show the same with it. 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:41.160 Is it just me something we've noticed, something we hate 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:43.240 or something we appreciate which doesn't know Mine, I don't 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:44.320 know it just we go from there. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:47.680 Mine is about a childhood TV show that I'm sure 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.760 everyone in this room and most people listening would have 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.680 watched in their childhood, and I believe it's also caused 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:56.720 a lot of issues and children. Really, yes, long term effects. 0:03:56.920 --> 0:03:59.680 It's not like the bloody ice minties or whatever it was. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.680 This is like long term life, long effects. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:06.720 Crystal mentos. We're really doing a PSA for the parents 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.280 out there today. Aren't we reckon? 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:10.480 Parents these days? 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:11.120 Need to worry? 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:12.880 But I think it sucked us up. 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:16.240 Our generation got it my agent this week is something 0:04:16.279 --> 0:04:19.000 that I want to stop with it with phones? Oh, okay, 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:20.640 that we should get rid of. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:24.360 You can get first, sure, all right, let's get into it. 0:04:24.400 --> 0:04:25.600 Is it just me? 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.839 Is it Madeline's fault that a lot of us have anxiety? 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.120 Who was Madeline? A little French girl? 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:33.280 Right? 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:33.880 Yes? 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.320 She might be very smart. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:38.280 She used to run around, right, What do you mean 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.840 didn't she bost in Paris? Wasn't that the whole thing. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:42.120 That was one of the movies? 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:42.520 Yes? 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:44.880 Is that the movie that they made with human beings 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:45.880 other than the animation? 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:48.840 Yeah? I know both, but I just remember her running off. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:50.640 She did run a lot. 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.680 Yeah, missus Cloves is not really the most memorable part, 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.360 but yeah, she man, what was the bomb? 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:56.120 Miss Clovel? 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.920 Well she's the problem, miss Clovel, the none in charge 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:00.000 of all these fucking girls. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:01.559 Give us context? What's the show about? 0:05:01.560 --> 0:05:01.839 Again? 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:03.480 I don't even know the context? 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:04.240 That would you describe? 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:04.520 Okay? 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:11.080 So it's about a young girl in an orphanage. Orphanage 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:15.720 boarding school, religious type of thing. Miss Clovel is their caretaker. 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:20.039 They live next door to Perpito the Spanish, and he 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:24.240 likes bull racing and stuff. He wears the bull racing outfit, 0:05:24.320 --> 0:05:24.839 the Matador. 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.520 Yeah. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Madeline's 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:29.440 not around anymore. But it was big in our day 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.920 in the late nineties, and we were children, And I 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:35.600 reckon that that show and Miss Clevel in particular, caused 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.160 a lot of people to have anxiety issues later in life. 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:40.840 Because do you remember the song that she would sing 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:43.560 at least once an episode. No, I don't, every time 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:45.240 she had a bad feeling. 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:46.280 Yeah, this is it. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:58.080 Remember something, something is quite wrong, something is not white. 0:05:58.360 --> 0:05:59.039 This song. 0:05:59.480 --> 0:06:02.680 This man bitch running around the house going something is 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.359 not right. And this song would have been repeated and 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:07.880 repeated and gotten stuck in people's head. No wonder, we're 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.600 all anxious. We're just going around in life being like something. 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:10.840 Is not wrong. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.080 Yeah, something is quite wrong. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:16.720 This woman is not hinged, and she has to run 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.799 up like ten thousand haphazard lights of stairs to find 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.960 these children because she believes that something is not right. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:28.520 She's a dream and it's always Madeline and she says, 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:31.360 my sleep paralysis deem and so many stairs? 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.680 Yeah right, why is she positioned so far away from 0:06:34.680 --> 0:06:37.640 the girl she's meant to be cared? 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:40.560 Also, all the girls sleep in one room. 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.280 Yeah, and very close together exactly. 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.560 So what wasn't right in that situation? Like, what was 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.280 the point of all that? 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:48.280 I don't know, but I'm pretty sure at least one 0:06:48.360 --> 0:06:49.640 in episode something was not right. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:53.000 Yeah, I'd imagine fainted. I remember she was. They took 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:55.920 her to hospital one time because she overheated or something. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.760 The show just says, very literal, aren't children meant to be? 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.280 And then on had a uti, so they had to 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:03.360 get us some cranberry juice. 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:06.480 Remember, we love our bread, we love our butter, but 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:08.839 sost of all, we love each other. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:09.800 Oh I remember that. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.560 Yeah, I used to say that before they slept. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:12.800 Really they slept. 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:13.920 I thought it was for their meals. 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.480 Yeah, whatever, I think bread and butter, it sounds like food. 0:07:17.680 --> 0:07:21.440 I even had the Madeline computer game, the PC game. Oh, 0:07:21.480 --> 0:07:22.240 it was so good. 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.880 What did you do? Drive to the men pharmacist to 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.600 get a medication? I think it was. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:29.960 Like almost like a learning game, like one of those 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:32.480 games that parents get because they think they're doing something 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:36.120 educational for their children. I loved it. I can't remember 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:37.640 what I had to do in it, but it was 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:40.160 like so nostalgic. I don't remember this sound far and 0:07:40.280 --> 0:07:41.200 up the old fucking. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:46.240 Oh yeah that's far yeah, oh yeah. 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.800 And that bloody computer was so slow because maddline, as 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:53.840 soon as you put that disk in. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:55.320 The computer's injury as can you so worth it? Can 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.440 you play the PlayStation two booty up. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:59.520 Sound, which I'm all too familiar with. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:00.520 My ad arrived. 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:01.560 I've been playing the two? 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:03.280 What have you been playing? 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:05.800 And you only had tech and and sims with me? 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.520 But I got my Xbox side note. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:09.960 You bought it. Oh my gosh, it arrived. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.400 Yeah, what have you been playing? Oh my god. That's 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:15.120 a whole other conversation. I actually don't know if it's 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:16.160 good for me to have an Xbox. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:19.560 You're addicted? Yeah, I spent like a whole day on it. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.960 Oh you will being a cat? 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:23.960 Yes, And I was just like, I want the sun 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:25.360 is setting. I looked out the window and I was like, 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.200 oh my god, I've waited what you bought? 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:31.000 Straight? No, not straight. It's called Little Kitty, Big City. 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:32.839 Oh my cat, falls out of. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.320 Its apartment window and you have to get at home, 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:36.360 but it doesn't have enough strength to do so. So 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:38.240 you have to complete all these missions and eat fishes 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.000 and ships so it's got enough strength to climb. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:40.920 Oh I want that. 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:51.760 I was so determined. I'm frustrated by the end. Oh yeah, 0:08:52.880 --> 0:08:55.960 I actually prefer the PS one startup sound play that 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:57.800 fucking slaps? 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:09.720 Oh yeah, yeah? Can you do the game Cube intro sound? 0:09:09.880 --> 0:09:14.360 That's sure? Do you not? Do you remember it? Oh? No, 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.439 you want a game cube? Boy? Not really. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:17.839 One? 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:18.400 Really? 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:19.960 I loved GameCube. 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:27.040 Oh that's a bit elaborate, isn't it? 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:29.480 For a bit? I loved it too, and. 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:33.240 Then my dad traded it in for money? 0:09:33.520 --> 0:09:35.000 What to fund his addiction? 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:41.840 I don't know what anyway, Madeline, she causes, I guess, 0:09:42.400 --> 0:09:43.240 all right, what do you got? 0:09:43.240 --> 0:09:54.960 All right, let's go? Is it just me? I push notifications? Evil? Huh? 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.120 Push notifications? I'm so done with them. You know when 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.560 you get a new app and then you get notifications 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:00.520 on your phone from. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.280 That app, and it'll be like, I don't know, let's 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:04.319 say you've got a meditation app or something. You use 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.599 one correct, and then every day after that They're like, 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.560 we mith you come back. 0:10:07.559 --> 0:10:10.120 Oh, but it's always like rise and shine. Twelve percent 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.960 of people, you know, say that meditating in the morning 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:17.079 will start it. Hate it. I I'll have Twitter, right, 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:18.600 and I only use Twitter for one thing. I think 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:20.840 I've said this on the podcast Twitter It's now I 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:22.520 think you find it's called X. It's called X you 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:25.480 but I'm the dead name it. Sorry. In my eyes Twitter, 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:28.080 it will always be Twitter. I don't subscribe to X. Also, 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:32.480 X is going down real right, wings What. 0:10:32.440 --> 0:10:33.160 Do you use it for? 0:10:33.280 --> 0:10:36.960 Well, the purpose for me is yeah, yeah, the Twitter 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:38.920 or the porn on Twitter. It's great and no ads, 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:41.320 you know, it's great. So yeah, I only use of 0:10:41.360 --> 0:10:42.920 that really, like I'm not in there all the time, 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.240 but my Twitter clearly knows that's the content that I'm 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:48.120 looking at. And I haven't turned off push. 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:50.040 Notifications I have for the porn account. 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:53.280 So I the other day gave my phone to my 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.200 boss who wanted to look at a video of the 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.360 night show that we sho I know, I know. So 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:01.440 I had this video. My boss is like, can I 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:03.520 see the content? I was like, oh, yeah, I've got 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:05.840 on my phone. Here's my phone. So I handed it 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:08.400 to him, and I could see because it comes up 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:10.120 as a little banner on the top of the phone, 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.960 and I could see I got a notification when I 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:14.040 gave it to him, and I thought, oh, that's that's fine. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:16.280 And he was looking at it, and I looked at 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:18.400 his eyes and I could see his eyes a notification. 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:19.400 But I went on, it could be a text. 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:19.880 I didn't get it. 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.720 Well, I thought it was weird. He was our videos, 0:11:22.720 --> 0:11:25.400 great mate you posted. I took my phone back and 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.560 I pulled down the notification center, which would have showed 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:31.920 me the notification. Oh god, how bad are we talk? 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:35.679 And I'm a hungry little bottom. Take a peek. It 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:40.040 was a push notification from some Twitter twig and my 0:11:40.200 --> 0:11:41.000 boss saw it. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.400 Okay, you got to turn off Twitter notifications. But also 0:11:43.480 --> 0:11:44.920 have you seen that there's a thing you can do 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.720 where if you fuck around deep enough in notification settings, 0:11:48.040 --> 0:11:50.440 you can set it so that it'll say you've got 0:11:50.480 --> 0:11:52.800 a message. But it has to be your face ID 0:11:52.920 --> 0:11:54.760 for it to show what the message is. Oh no, 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:56.520 but if someone else is holding your phone, it'll just 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.840 say message. It won't say it won't say what it 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:01.959 is is. Yeah, it has to be your face id Well. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:06.080 I had to turn off push notifications also from for 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:08.160 a reddit because I was in the you Gotta hustle 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:10.280 a few weeks ago posting on Reddit. So now I 0:12:10.280 --> 0:12:16.559 get notifications daily. Our slash polyamory, our third no longer 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:18.520 talks to me before and after sex. Help. 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.080 Do you know what's so frustrating though? I get so 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.079 many notifications and my my management and trying to get 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:27.920 me to use slack not for just as our point 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:31.520 of communication rather than everything. Yeah, I know, but I'm 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:33.440 trying so hard to get with it and be a 0:12:33.440 --> 0:12:36.559 fucking corporate girly. Yeah, but I don't keep an eye 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:38.600 out for it, and I keep missing everything they say, 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.000 and they end up having to text me and be 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.160 like check slack yeah, because it's not a very distinct logo, 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.200 look at it boring. So when I'm going through all 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.679 notifications going oh, bullshit, bullshit, I don't care. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.080 I just slack yeah. 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:50.360 And so I've had to set it so that it 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.319 like pins at the top of its screen until I've 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.760 acknowledged it. Trying to get in the habit of giving 0:12:54.760 --> 0:12:56.480 a fuck about Slack. It's really hard. 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.720 Some apps stand out. I've got new message on eBay. 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:02.160 I'm selling something great, Jessica Albert has posted to her 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:05.680 snapchat story Do I turn that bullshit off? 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.000 You just got to put aside ten minutes to deal 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:08.720 with that shiite. 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:11.200 Crystal Christie added to her story his. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:14.080 Problem can be solved though, believe me, I reckon, Yes, 0:13:14.240 --> 0:13:15.240 just fuck around in setting. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:16.719 But is it the settings of the app? Or is 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.079 it the settings on the phone. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:20.599 If you just go to the phone settings notifications and 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:24.240 then you can go app by appal Taylor, Yes, not 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.559 me educating you on how to use an Apple device. 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.199 This ever happened before. There's always a third. 0:13:32.840 --> 0:13:34.080 Is it just me? 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.600 Podcast by a couple of mitches? 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.240 Don't suck it up? 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:42.520 All right? I'm so excited for our guest joining us, Mitchell. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:43.720 We've had a guest in a long time. 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:46.000 It has been a while between guests, hasn't it. You're 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.400 actually only the second guest we've had this year. Up 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:51.199 the mud Welcome. Hi, Who how are we going? 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.760 Oh my god? Good? Technically not your first time on 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.480 the show. You have featured previously Art. You were on 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:59.319 for a very brief moment during the Moderated Games years ago. 0:14:00.520 --> 0:14:01.719 How did that go? In the end. 0:14:01.880 --> 0:14:02.840 Yeah, they got the job. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.880 It was the challenge that we set book is the guests, 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:06.719 and you were that guests and guests he won. He 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:07.800 got the job, so it's all good. 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:14.880 He just actually resigned this same month after. 0:14:12.320 --> 0:14:14.360 A good three Well there we go. Now I can 0:14:14.400 --> 0:14:15.400 finally get back on the show. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:19.280 Yeah. You might know up from being the runner up 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:22.640 of RuPaul's Drag Race down Under season one or a 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.520 arts podcast Concealed with Art Simon, which, by the way, 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.000 if you haven't listened, premise is very it's kind of like, 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:29.800 it's very good. So it's like, thank god you're here 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:32.840 the TV show, but like a podcast version Art since 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:36.200 down a guest enters the show and then they have 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:39.840 crazy stories, crazy lives, crazy profession, but you learn about 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:41.680 it as the listener does exactly. 0:14:41.680 --> 0:14:43.760 We are saying, oh, we've only had two guests this year. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:46.720 You have won every fucking episode, but you're going blind. 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.880 Yes, we just finished up season three, which is fabulous, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:54.160 a whole collection of crazy characters sitting in front of me. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:56.480 And the fun thing about the podcast is I literally 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:58.000 have no idea who's going to walk in the room, 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:01.920 so we get the true, real reaction from me which 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.480 is usually what, who. 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:06.440 The fuck are you? What do you do? I mean, 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:07.320 happy for you. 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.080 That's my dream job. No prep at all. I just 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:13.480 get to turn up and out, Oh you've lucked the system. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:15.000 Did you have a favorite this season? 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:18.160 Oh? Do you know what I mean? I will reveal it. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.880 My favorite was Actually I got surprised with my own mother. 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:23.520 They brought my mummy that. Yeah, so I got to 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:27.120 interview my own mother. But she turned the format on 0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.760 its head and told a story about me, which I 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:32.280 was not very happy about. But if you want to 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.040 find the real story about how I became ut simone 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:37.320 listened to that episode with my mother dearest. 0:15:37.480 --> 0:15:39.600 That was the last episode. Wasn't it the finale? Yes, 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:42.920 it was the finale, and shincen. She keeps saying. She's like, 0:15:42.960 --> 0:15:44.520 now do you need a guess for the next season. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:45.920 I'll do it again. I'll do it again. I know 0:15:45.920 --> 0:15:46.880 what it's all about now. 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:49.400 Because she was so nervous to get on get on 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:51.560 the mic, she was like, I don't want him to 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:51.840 see me. 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.520 Just listen to me. 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.920 And now she's confident, so I said, Mom, stop it please, 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:56.680 it's my podcast. 0:15:56.720 --> 0:16:00.360 Thanks you for yourself sick. Yes, she is Wait, now 0:16:00.360 --> 0:16:02.120 I need to know what life is like post drag 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.360 Race because we've seen you at events and out and about, 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.160 and like we obviously know you personally, we know that 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:06.800 you're thriving. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:08.960 Oh my god, how many things have we done? Many? 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.400 Many, many, No fabulous. I've got the two of the 0:16:11.400 --> 0:16:14.280 world work with lots of fabulous, amazing people. 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:15.920 I've written a book that's come out. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.680 I've got a second book that's coming out later this 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.720 year as well. I've got the podcast. I've acted on 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:27.960 Loki nominated TV shows. I've done so many fabulous, bloody things. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.960 Ever since I stepped off the set in that tiny 0:16:31.000 --> 0:16:33.680 little shed in New Zealand and walked into the rest 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:34.800 of my life, it's been great. 0:16:35.000 --> 0:16:37.320 And now wait, the story that Michelle Vsage is going 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.080 to host drag Race down and I think a lot 0:16:39.080 --> 0:16:41.520 of people thank God because RuPaul has checked out well 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:45.280 and truly from the down underseason, Like just very is, 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:47.600 did you think that'll be good? Do you think that's 0:16:47.640 --> 0:16:49.680 needed that might make the franchise get some love? 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:53.760 I am very, very, very excited, even just from my 0:16:53.800 --> 0:16:57.120 experience filming with Michelle. She was so invested, she was 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:59.520 so present in the rooms. She was so ready to 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:01.560 learn every thing about the people in front of her 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:05.120 and also learn about, you know, the local pop culture 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:09.920