1 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:02,600 Speaker 1: Do you want to just start it. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 2: With that? 3 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: Oh he'll finish that's wrong with a little leaf blower action. 4 00:00:08,119 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 2: Do you know whose backyard it is? Ronda's RNDA eighty one. 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 2: She hates you loves me? Now do you know why 6 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 2: she loves me? Take her bins out every Monday? Such 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:22,279 Speaker 2: a suck up every Monday. 8 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: She had a bad fall. She fell at you push 9 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:25,920 Speaker 1: her down the stairs. 10 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 2: She fell at the supermarket the other week. 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: Ah. 12 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:35,080 Speaker 2: Yeah. She bought Cornetto's for the girls. So on Sunday morning, 13 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,279 Speaker 2: she was like hanging out. There's no fence between us, no, 14 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:42,800 Speaker 2: not along the side, and so she was like, excuse me, 15 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: shut up, what do you want? She was like, I've 16 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 2: got Marley and Laola a little treat. She's got them. 17 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: Corneto's for breakfast. 18 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 2: It was like ten o'clock. 19 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:55,040 Speaker 1: And I was like, good one, fucking Doris Rnda. 20 00:00:55,320 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 2: Whatever I was wearing, I've got these like old rebarks 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,959 Speaker 2: and they're like a light pastel pink another one. And 22 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 2: she looked at me, looked down. She was like, oh, 23 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 2: you're wearing pink shoes. I was like yeah. 24 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:12,759 Speaker 1: She was like, get out of my house, Get out 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: of my house. You're going to hell. Repent, Repent, repent. 26 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:33,399 Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie Jay 27 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 2: and I'm Ash. This is a podcast that is all 28 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 2: about parenting. It's the good, the bad, and the relatable. 29 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 2: And if you have come here hoping to find any 30 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,080 Speaker 2: little slither of advice, it's not going to happen. And 31 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 2: maybe if if we are giving any information that may 32 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 2: come across like it is advice, I encourage you to 33 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: ignore it absolutely. 34 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,680 Speaker 1: Why are you listening? 35 00:01:55,440 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 2: Hey, Ash, I've got something for you. Yes, you've had 36 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 2: issues with your butthole for some time. 37 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 1: I really thought you were being serious, like I have 38 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 1: other issues, which is true. 39 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 2: We've got there. There's a long list, but on that 40 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 2: list buttholes about it, which actually has been pretty good lately. 41 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 2: But I just wanted to let you know something. Yep, 42 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 2: we have had Shanna. 43 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 1: Thanks Shanna. 44 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,320 Speaker 2: Maybe we'll leave a naim in there, she said, just 45 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 2: to PSA for gents who liked to hide from their 46 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 2: responsibilities by sitting on the toilet for far too long. 47 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 1: It's bad for piles. 48 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:35,960 Speaker 2: Could be yourself. My husband had a sore butthole and panicked, 49 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,360 Speaker 2: so I took him off to the doctor, and turns 50 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 2: out he had an inflamed varicus vane in his butt 51 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 2: from the pressure of sitting on the toilet for too long. 52 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 2: So we had to use the positories after every pooh 53 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 2: for a while. Oh so if you don't like sticking 54 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:56,120 Speaker 2: things in your butt, well, don't mind it off the toilet, Yeah, don't. 55 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: Why can't we just avoid our responsibilities with no repercussions. 56 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 2: It's just not fair, I asked her. I was like, well, 57 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 2: how long? Like, what are we talking here per toilet trip? 58 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:09,360 Speaker 2: Was it like five ten? She's like he was averaging 59 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 2: about twenty minutes per toilet trip, as being like. 60 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:20,200 Speaker 1: As fuck, I'm pretty good. I have a mate who 61 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 1: has no kids, just to add that in there, who 62 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,440 Speaker 1: literally sits on the toilet for like a fucking hour. 63 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 1: He reads on there, like reads his book. 64 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:32,160 Speaker 2: Could you know what I find weird about that is 65 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 2: I think you've got a window of let's say, seven 66 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 2: minutes from when you finish your seven minutes hey, hear 67 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 2: me out. So when you finish your poo, poop is gone, 68 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 2: you then have seven minutes before you can wipe your butm. 69 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:45,480 Speaker 1: Otherwise it's dry. 70 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 2: It starts to dry up like, that's there's nothing more weird. 71 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: Get itchy, Yeah, that's strange when he gets your g 72 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: it's my favorite. 73 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 2: Oh yeah in that message when it was like if 74 00:03:58,200 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 2: you don't like sticking things in your butt. 75 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: And you I'm like, I do. 76 00:04:04,640 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 2: I start sitting on a toilet for thirty minutes now. Yeah, 77 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 2: and how's your week been, Ash, how's your week been? 78 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 1: It's good. Actually, it was Macy's birthday on the weekend, 79 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: and Matthew, it's safe to say I've done it again. 80 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:22,480 Speaker 1: Go on, I have successfully gone through a full year 81 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 1: without having to pay for a birthday party. Yeah. 82 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 2: So for anyone who is new to the podcast, could 83 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,480 Speaker 2: you just enlighten them with your thought process regarding birthdays 84 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:35,279 Speaker 2: for your own kids. 85 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: So for my kids, they've never had their own birthday party. 86 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,880 Speaker 1: What I do is I go to other people's birthday 87 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 1: parties and I just tell my kids it's also their 88 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 1: birthday party. 89 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,360 Speaker 2: And these are people that Ash doesn't even know. No, no, 90 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 2: you'll see a birthday and he's like full over quick. 91 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, thankfully, Like it's an 92 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:57,400 Speaker 1: ongoing joke amongst all my friends as well. So one 93 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: of my really good friends he had a baby the 94 00:04:59,839 --> 00:05:02,120 Speaker 1: same day as asked, but a year later, so it 95 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:05,160 Speaker 1: was his first birthday on the weekend Jackpot, and we 96 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 1: always joke about like I can't I always say, I 97 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,040 Speaker 1: can't wait for you to pay for all of Macy's birthdays. 98 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 1: And then I'm like, and with any lark, your son 99 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:16,840 Speaker 1: will marry my daughter, and then you have to pay 100 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:24,159 Speaker 1: for my daughter's wedding, So yeah, look out fella. Anyway, 101 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,599 Speaker 1: so it was first birthday and I'm like rubbing my 102 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: hands again and going first birthdays are the best for 103 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 1: people that love to throw one. And his wife is 104 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:36,839 Speaker 1: very diligent. She's very good cook too. She's like, it's 105 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: got to be the best, which is great because I 106 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 1: love that because that means Mazie gets the best from 107 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 1: here on out. Anyway, so we went to this birthday 108 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:48,240 Speaker 1: and it was an ongoing joke that I've infiltrated, but 109 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: like I was just like, yeah, you know, it's a joke. 110 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 1: This is funny, And then I've sent you to video. 111 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 1: The first video is of they were singing happy birthday 112 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 1: to this little boy, and a happy birthday, dear Bo, 113 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: and I'm like and Macey and and everyone's like looked 114 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:23,880 Speaker 1: at me like April's turned around and go on, shut 115 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: up up seriously. But then the hosts of the party 116 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,599 Speaker 1: were like, good news, We're going to sing Maxie happy 117 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 1: birthday today, another birthday successfully in. I was singing Macy 118 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: happy birthday. All these people don't even know what Mazi 119 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,760 Speaker 1: is really And then I'm fucking filming it. I'm cacking up. 120 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,680 Speaker 1: I'm like this is great. And I woke up and 121 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,720 Speaker 1: I was in. At the end of the video, I'm 122 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:12,559 Speaker 1: like another birthday party successfully infiltrated, and just walked off. 123 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:14,440 Speaker 2: Did Macy enjoy it? 124 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: She had a great time to get her any presents? Oh, 125 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:20,880 Speaker 1: we just took that kid's presence. Now she got heaps 126 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:23,120 Speaker 1: of stuff from us. You've got some barbies, she's got 127 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: some cool new sonnies, a couple of dresses and new floaty. 128 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:30,720 Speaker 2: Does she have any interest at all in like bags, 129 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:33,720 Speaker 2: like purses and like collecting knickknacks. 130 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 1: And like handbags. Lola loves a bag. 131 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,840 Speaker 2: She just she loves a little bag of knickknacks. Yeah, 132 00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 2: like just random ship. She's got a piece of a puzzle. 133 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 2: She's got a look figurine that's like a lego. She 134 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:48,960 Speaker 2: then has a bracelet. 135 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 1: That's a bag full of responsibilities. She loves. 136 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 2: It's fucking wild. 137 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 1: So my mother in law got Macy a pram like 138 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,560 Speaker 1: toy pram, first toy pram with something like this is it. 139 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,480 Speaker 2: Something I prepared earlier? 140 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:04,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, Now that's the hot property in the house because 141 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 1: now Oscar's like pushing Elmo around in it. Elmo's pretty lifeless. 142 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: But another year, look forward to next year. It's like 143 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,640 Speaker 1: a sport for me. Now April's like, next year Oscar's 144 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,760 Speaker 1: fifth birthday, we have to have a birthday party. I'm like, 145 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: if I can help it. I was like, you wait 146 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 1: and see. They're like, they're gonna start asking. I'm like, 147 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: let them ask, and I'll tell them exactly what they 148 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 1: need to hear, you know. 149 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,760 Speaker 2: In terms of like how much money you're saving minimum. Yeah. 150 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 1: Like it's like I said, it's a sport for me. 151 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 1: Now it's a hobby. It's become a hobby. Because she 152 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: was like, oh, we'll have to give Macy your birthday 153 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,880 Speaker 1: party next year. I was like, nope, three, nope. 154 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,800 Speaker 2: So what age do you think you will eventually throw 155 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,400 Speaker 2: your first birthday party? 156 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:50,319 Speaker 1: Eighteenth? Okay, apriln't allowed that she's already like, do you 157 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: know any party planners? I like no, I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, 158 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I'm not going to blow five years worth 159 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:58,080 Speaker 1: a budget on one party here. I've saved all this 160 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: money party planners. She's mental, mate, What does she what does. 161 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 2: She want to organize? What is she conjuring up? 162 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I will do everything to bring 163 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:08,120 Speaker 1: her down. 164 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: That's what's going to happen here though, Because you've held 165 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,960 Speaker 2: out for so long, April will get the guilt and 166 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,960 Speaker 2: then she will throw like the mother. 167 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: Of all old jeopardize it. I'll jeopardize it. I'll burn 168 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 1: the house down, futtle teacher. 169 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,160 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, She's going to throw the most 170 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:30,480 Speaker 2: extravagant birthday party like the painters, stilt walkers, jumping castles, 171 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 2: strippers for it. 172 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 1: And they will learn you, they will learn me. 173 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:38,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you ever find with Macie, obviously she is 174 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 2: your youngest, do you ever have these moments where you're like, 175 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 2: holy shit, she's not a little baby anymore. Obviously birthday 176 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:44,480 Speaker 2: is one of those moments. 177 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, when she's like yeah two and I was 178 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,280 Speaker 1: like fuck when that? When did that happen. 179 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 2: It's at risk of sounding so cliche. So quickly, we 180 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,679 Speaker 2: just had at our daycare, there's like this four different 181 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 2: groups like newborn one to two, two to three, and 182 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 2: then the older kids. Marley's in the old kid group 183 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:10,640 Speaker 2: and Lola's just upgraded into the from the one to 184 00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:14,440 Speaker 2: two to the two to three group. She's just moved up. 185 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:17,839 Speaker 2: And it's fucking wild, dude, It's so wild. Like I 186 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 2: picked up the other day and from behind, I was like, 187 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 2: it's it's like very different looking kids, but she's like 188 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:27,800 Speaker 2: almost the same height now as Marley. 189 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy, like we're saying Macy goes up next year, 190 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: but she's actually skipping her class because she's like a 191 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,599 Speaker 1: little bit not advanced, but like she she kind of 192 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: stayed back a little bit, but now she's just skipping 193 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 1: like that middle nursery into like twos and threes. I 194 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 1: was like, what the fuck, Like it's wild. 195 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 2: Hey, you know what when we spoke about kids going 196 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,719 Speaker 2: to school, and I was like, I'm going to keep 197 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:56,400 Speaker 2: Marley back formal year of daycare. Smart dude, She's like, Dad, 198 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,280 Speaker 2: I want to go to school next year. 199 00:10:58,320 --> 00:10:59,920 Speaker 1: Whoa, yeah, Okay. 200 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:05,360 Speaker 2: She has this song because have you ever heard of bullying? No, dude, 201 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,800 Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm ready. She's like, I want 202 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,960 Speaker 2: to go to school next year. 203 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,600 Speaker 1: She's like, you're going to send her? 204 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 2: I think I might. I don't know, dude, I don't 205 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,520 Speaker 2: know if I'm doing the right thing here. There's a 206 00:11:15,559 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 2: song that they sing in Marley's group. Half of the 207 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 2: kids going on to school, the other half is staying. 208 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 2: And there's a song that's like, I get my bag 209 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,560 Speaker 2: and I get my hat, I'm off to school, and 210 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,240 Speaker 2: that is that. 211 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,520 Speaker 1: So they're just trying to get the kids to leave quicker. 212 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,360 Speaker 2: Now, I white, don't do that. You guys need my money. 213 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. 214 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,920 Speaker 2: So I think I'm going to send Marley to school, 215 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:42,880 Speaker 2: I know, but then I think about, don't let her call. Okay, emotionally, 216 00:11:43,320 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 2: I don't think she's there yet, And she has Mcmarley 217 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,559 Speaker 2: still has these big meltdowns. And the week just gone. 218 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,280 Speaker 2: Her meltdown of the week was off the back of 219 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,319 Speaker 2: something which I thought was a little bit trivial. 220 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:55,520 Speaker 1: Okay, laid on me. 221 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,000 Speaker 2: So we're walking to the beach. 222 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:59,679 Speaker 1: Also, meltdown of the week. You're just keeping tabs on 223 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 1: this week. I've had a. 224 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 2: Notes folded my father. 225 00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,000 Speaker 1: We can add to the list, add to the mountdown list. 226 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,199 Speaker 2: Man, it happens we were having them on the rag 227 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 2: at the moment she's having big emotions and we're walking 228 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,280 Speaker 2: to the beach. Coming in the opposite direction is a pram, 229 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 2: A double pram in. 230 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: That pram on society, that is, I know how. 231 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,520 Speaker 2: You feel about it, double pram. And I was like, wow, 232 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:24,199 Speaker 2: what a beautiful pram. In a few years ago. In 233 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 2: that pram are twins. I kind of said to my 234 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:30,000 Speaker 2: I'm like, look, Marley, a set of twins. Not to 235 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,239 Speaker 2: like you don't see twins. 236 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:41,240 Speaker 1: I love a good set of twins, nothing like a. 237 00:12:38,160 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 2: Good But how often do you see twins? 238 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: Not very often, Not that you want to like they identical, 239 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:47,480 Speaker 1: that both babies too hard to tell. But they looked 240 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,200 Speaker 1: exactly like two babies. 241 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 2: Not that you want to like the point them out 242 00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:52,599 Speaker 2: like it's impressive. 243 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:57,000 Speaker 1: I'm not saying, look at the free This just reminds 244 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 1: you of something I said to someone the other day, 245 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 1: which dumb moment. So I see this guy all the 246 00:13:01,679 --> 00:13:03,560 Speaker 1: time in warriwooh. And I saw him at the cafe 247 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,560 Speaker 1: and I was like, I had Macy with me, and 248 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,320 Speaker 1: he goes, I've got two three year olds. I said, oh, 249 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:13,080 Speaker 1: they twins. Of course they're fucking twins. And I was like, 250 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, sorry, dude, I'm such an idiot. 251 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:18,560 Speaker 1: And he was like, no, I get it all the time. 252 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:22,079 Speaker 1: I didn't feel so bad, but bullshit anyway, sorry, go. 253 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 2: Hey, it took me. 254 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, a good thing. I've got two three year olds 255 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: with two different women could happen. 256 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 2: He rat back potentially. So Marley is kind of like, 257 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,360 Speaker 2: what's a twin? And I was like, oh, that's right. 258 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:35,640 Speaker 2: You don't. 259 00:13:35,679 --> 00:13:37,920 Speaker 1: Don't you even know? You would have got to school, 260 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,080 Speaker 1: stupid learn your twins. 261 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 2: So I'm explaining to her what a twin is and 262 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:47,080 Speaker 2: then she's like, oh, I get it. Like me and 263 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 2: Lola we're twins. And I was like, no, that's it. 264 00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,840 Speaker 1: I'm keeping you back for two years now. 265 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 2: Your sisters. And she's like, look at me. She's like, no, 266 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,320 Speaker 2: we're twins. We're like we're both were you know, we're 267 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 2: two girls. And I'm like, yeah, but you're not, you're 268 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,480 Speaker 2: different ages. 269 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,080 Speaker 1: It's just arguing with her about it. 270 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 3: Yeah. 271 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 2: So then I'm like, do I just go yeah, you're twins? 272 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,760 Speaker 2: Like sure, roll with it. But then I'm like, no, 273 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,400 Speaker 2: I've got to I'm going to teach this kid. 274 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 1: You just wanted to be right, you're so stubborn. 275 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,680 Speaker 2: I'm not stubborn. 276 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,760 Speaker 1: I just like wanted to be right over a four 277 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:18,680 Speaker 1: and a half year old. 278 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 2: I'm like, you're not your sisters, You're not twins your sisters, 279 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 2: And Marley then jumps off the preme she could have been. 280 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:27,240 Speaker 1: Like twinning and You're like, no, bitch. 281 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 2: Marley's on the floor like kicking and scrambled over it. Yeah, dude, 282 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:38,320 Speaker 2: She's like, we're twins, and I'm like, you're not. 283 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:42,520 Speaker 1: They're totally irrational, aren't I. I like, it's like owning 284 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:46,080 Speaker 1: a drunk person, That's what it's like. Yeah, because you're arguing. 285 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,520 Speaker 1: First of all, you're having this incoherent argument about the 286 00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,400 Speaker 1: fact that she's not a twin and not accepting it, 287 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,040 Speaker 1: and then she's just thrown herself on the ground and 288 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 1: the next minute she's telling her how much she loves 289 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: you and she barely fucking walk anywhere. 290 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:01,320 Speaker 2: But I'm like trying to de ate her off, like 291 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,080 Speaker 2: get her off the twin train, and I'm like, hey, 292 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 2: who wants ice cream? Who wants to go to the 293 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 2: beach the. 294 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:09,560 Speaker 1: Whole day just over the twin. 295 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:12,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, because then she she's weird. She gets really fixated 296 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,040 Speaker 2: on things and then she's like and she's like, hang 297 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:19,240 Speaker 2: on a second. You said I'm not a twin, and I'm. 298 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:24,120 Speaker 1: Like, I don't think I've forgotten about that over nothing. 299 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: It's irrational, like I said, and they just do that. 300 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,680 Speaker 1: Why do they just do Why do they just have 301 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,880 Speaker 1: Like I get that they've got big feelings, but like, 302 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: why do they have to be so like that's just ridiculous. 303 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,680 Speaker 2: Molly does get very fixated on things. Bless her. I 304 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 2: do love her. I do with all my heart. 305 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: Doesn't sound like it, but man her me down. Yeah, 306 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 1: hold on. Oscar's into this thing where he just like 307 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,160 Speaker 1: gets frustrated with things if he's not like he doesn't 308 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,680 Speaker 1: do it to his standards. Kind of sounds like his dad. 309 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,520 Speaker 2: Wasn't far far from the tree. 310 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:59,080 Speaker 1: Whoops. So on the weekend I bought a PS four. 311 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,360 Speaker 1: I didn't PS five money. 312 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:04,680 Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, Yeah, you've been trying to get 313 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,480 Speaker 2: a free PlayStation time now. If your comments on everything 314 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:12,640 Speaker 2: didn't prevail every Xbox post and PlayStation you're like, well, this. 315 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:18,160 Speaker 1: Looks good, comes up, hint fire emojis. No one wrote back, 316 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240 Speaker 1: not a single response. 317 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,200 Speaker 2: But what do you You don't seem like a kind 318 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 2: of gaming kind of guy. 319 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: I'm not really, but I would like to be a 320 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 1: little bit more. And I thought like there could be 321 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,600 Speaker 1: some games I can play with oscursey. I remember when 322 00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: my dad bought the first PlayStation PlayStation one when I 323 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:33,880 Speaker 1: was a young kid. 324 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 2: And I was played together. 325 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,640 Speaker 1: We played together, and I was like, we could do 326 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:42,200 Speaker 1: that too. What would you play crash Bandicoot with your dad? Yeah? 327 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 1: No way, crash Bandicoot's memory. I was going to do 328 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: a really bad jogming about dads, but. 329 00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:50,920 Speaker 2: The floor is yours. 330 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,360 Speaker 1: I know you on it sounds so surprised because you 331 00:16:53,360 --> 00:17:02,240 Speaker 1: don't have a dad. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 332 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,000 Speaker 2: Give us your joke. What do you got? 333 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,639 Speaker 1: That was it? I was making a dig at you 334 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: and your dad because that's horrible of me. 335 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,240 Speaker 2: I hope you're proud of yourself. 336 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 1: I'm not because take it back. Yeah that what else 337 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,359 Speaker 1: do we have? This motorbike game? I remember anyway? This 338 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,240 Speaker 1: PS one, So like this is good. 339 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,959 Speaker 2: It's good for for me? An oscar makes a bit 340 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 2: of sense. 341 00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:26,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And so I went out and I 342 00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:30,040 Speaker 1: got a PS four. I thought, I'll get the cheaper version, 343 00:17:30,119 --> 00:17:31,120 Speaker 1: not the expense on. 344 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:32,760 Speaker 2: What's the RP and a PS four. 345 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 1: Now it was like I got a pre owned one 346 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,240 Speaker 1: from EB Games. It was like three hundred dollars. 347 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 2: Okay, but PlayStation five was like. 348 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,960 Speaker 1: Nine hundred dollars and he'll just break it. 349 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:44,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. 350 00:17:44,359 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 1: So I got it, and I got a couple of 351 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: games from me, and then I got a skateboarding game 352 00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 1: of him, So I thought, you fucking love that. Yeah, 353 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: like Tony Hawk, No, they had another one which they 354 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,120 Speaker 1: didn't have any Tony Hawk one plus two whatever they 355 00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: do there, they just had this is it? 356 00:17:57,119 --> 00:18:00,480 Speaker 2: Like? Is it like Tony Bork is like cheap. 357 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:05,199 Speaker 1: Rip offs Tony Hawk's Sons version. Went home and I 358 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,760 Speaker 1: was like, look what I got buddy. 359 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,200 Speaker 2: He was like, oh sick. 360 00:18:09,119 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: Loved it anyway, So teaching him. 361 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 2: To understand what it was, yeah, yeah, yeah. 362 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:18,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it's stupid, I was like, yep. So giving 363 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,000 Speaker 1: the remote, of course, he's like really impatient with just 364 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 1: getting loaded up, just understanding that you've got to load 365 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: things up, like we're just find his four. 366 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:35,200 Speaker 2: Well, the PS four, it's probably like, crank. 367 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:40,480 Speaker 1: Anyone wants to send me a PS five, They're not 368 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,119 Speaker 1: listening anyway. I was teaching him how to do the 369 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,359 Speaker 1: very basic of just like how to get him to 370 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:49,640 Speaker 1: go right along and how to turn really really basic. 371 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:55,040 Speaker 1: And then he's like like he watched me do it 372 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:57,240 Speaker 1: for a little bit, and I'm like doing tricks and 373 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,399 Speaker 1: ship killing it obviously, and he's like, I want to 374 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 1: do that ship and he's just getting more and more 375 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:05,159 Speaker 1: agitated because he couldn't do it. I'm like, do this 376 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:07,400 Speaker 1: and then you forget, and then he's just like throwing 377 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,440 Speaker 1: the remote across it, and I was like, oh, for 378 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,800 Speaker 1: fux sake, just like getting more and more frustrated. But 379 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,159 Speaker 1: then when we're finished, it's like we're finished, and then 380 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 1: he'll be like again the next day, can we play 381 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,320 Speaker 1: the game? And I'll be like not, if you're gonna 382 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:22,640 Speaker 1: get pressured, I won't. I won't get frustrated. Give him 383 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,760 Speaker 1: the remote back again. He's just last five minutes and 384 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,920 Speaker 1: he's like, Daddy, I can't fucking move it. Not fucking sorry. 385 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: It doesn't say I heard him say fun to day, 386 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:35,960 Speaker 1: but he's like he goes, oh, cad, he is stuck 387 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 1: and like he just manages to get him in like 388 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,600 Speaker 1: the worst positions that he's like stuck between a handrail 389 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,080 Speaker 1: and a war like how did you do that? Or 390 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,520 Speaker 1: and then he's just like getting more and more agitated 391 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,439 Speaker 1: to I hear the remote hit the floor and he's like, 392 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:48,680 Speaker 1: fuck this. 393 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,440 Speaker 2: Still, I'm going to say that he's too young. He's 394 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,399 Speaker 2: too young, man. You can't like that's going to end 395 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:59,040 Speaker 2: up only like in one situation, which is him having 396 00:19:59,080 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 2: a full menty be. 397 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:01,880 Speaker 1: We'll work at it. 398 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,280 Speaker 2: What's makes he doing this? This time? 399 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,360 Speaker 1: She's just walking around with the game case, happy with that. 400 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,240 Speaker 1: Gregor gre puts a bit in one of her little 401 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,120 Speaker 1: carry bags and she moves on. 402 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:20,000 Speaker 2: Before we get into ordinary parents, I just I just 403 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:22,120 Speaker 2: want to just tell you one thing that Lola's been 404 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:26,399 Speaker 2: doing lately. She's a little bit slower than Marley, and 405 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,640 Speaker 2: that when Marley was at this age, she'd already figured 406 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,479 Speaker 2: out how to get out of the cot. As soon 407 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,400 Speaker 2: as she'd wake up she want to get out, she'd 408 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,439 Speaker 2: like she'd scale, like she'd full climb up little Spider 409 00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,040 Speaker 2: Man and like slide down. And we're watching TV and 410 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,080 Speaker 2: she'd be like, hey, like the fuck did you get 411 00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,679 Speaker 2: out here, Lola's still like she's not that stage. So 412 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:45,919 Speaker 2: we're like, that's that's perfect. 413 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,199 Speaker 1: Yeah, same, amazing he's knowing she's no an error. I 414 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,639 Speaker 1: love that. Like I'm thinking about getting everyone else in 415 00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:54,360 Speaker 1: my house of cage to sleep in so that one 416 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,080 Speaker 1: I could just be like in engage. 417 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:57,720 Speaker 2: Penning them in is just the dream. 418 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,040 Speaker 1: There's more mobile. 419 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:03,359 Speaker 2: They become the worst parenting gets. Yeah, but there's a 420 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 2: little spot in our pantry where we have all like 421 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,640 Speaker 2: the treats, so we always like, I know some parents 422 00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 2: out there. 423 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: Dog treats like that person last week before busters treats. 424 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 2: These are the good treats. And some parents out there, 425 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,520 Speaker 2: like we do not give our children refined sugar. 426 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,200 Speaker 1: Shout the funk. 427 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,359 Speaker 2: This is awkward because we use dessert time as like 428 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 2: the biggest bait for them to eat their. 429 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,160 Speaker 1: Dinnerate my kids have, Yes, it's a Vita gummy every morning, right, 430 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,760 Speaker 1: we call it lollly and a little bit of chocolate 431 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:35,359 Speaker 1: every morning once they get dressed, because they'll go and 432 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,360 Speaker 1: get dressed and then they'll come back and then I'll 433 00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:39,360 Speaker 1: be like, you're dressed, ready to go? Save me doing 434 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:45,119 Speaker 1: like reward reward reward rewards, always reward, and then. 435 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 2: You don't killer pythons, do you remember. 436 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,800 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, delicious. 437 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,800 Speaker 2: She's that they go to, well, we got to kill 438 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,439 Speaker 2: a python. And Lola was like massive, sweet too. She 439 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,640 Speaker 2: was like what the fuck? 440 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,840 Speaker 1: What what is that? 441 00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 2: Losing? Losing her mind? 442 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:02,600 Speaker 1: Big too? 443 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 2: They are actually they've gotten smaller. 444 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:15,359 Speaker 1: That's what she said. The setup. Yes, I got a sneak, 445 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:19,920 Speaker 1: and that's what she's said into every episode, throwing your head. 446 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:26,080 Speaker 2: You've just gotten victory finished for me. Today they have 447 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 2: gotten a little bit smaller, that's what she said. But 448 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,680 Speaker 2: I was like, as at the supermarket there's a pack 449 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,240 Speaker 2: of killer pythons and it was like extra twenty percent, 450 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 2: bigger pack. And I was like, perfect, I get that. 451 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,400 Speaker 1: Lolla was that are like last you know, all weeks, 452 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,679 Speaker 1: the last twenty percent longer. 453 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:46,200 Speaker 2: So I'm cooking dinner, preoccupied, and then like I look 454 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 2: over at Lola and she's kind of sitting there, like 455 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 2: just slumped on the couch like she's you know, she's 456 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,159 Speaker 2: just like a sack of potato. She's just laying I 457 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:59,000 Speaker 2: was like, what's wrong. She's like ah. And then like 458 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:01,680 Speaker 2: I look over and she's gotten one of those little 459 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:03,840 Speaker 2: chairs where they have like they've got these little stools 460 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,199 Speaker 2: where they have dinner at the table. She's moved it 461 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 2: over to the pantry. She's climbed up, she's reached in. 462 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,760 Speaker 2: She's gotten the full, brand new pack of Killer pipe. 463 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 2: Oh my, I've opened because I've had a cheeky one 464 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 2: and she has gone through and she has eaten a full. 465 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:26,399 Speaker 1: Pack, a full pack of Killer pile. How much is 466 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,320 Speaker 1: it a pack of Killer pith and set you back? 467 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,840 Speaker 2: I think it's like five bucks. 468 00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:34,560 Speaker 1: Fuck, that's good, which she gets some. I'd offer you one, 469 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:37,040 Speaker 1: but Lola's thanks La guest. 470 00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,399 Speaker 2: So then Laura comes home and she's like, why is 471 00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,280 Speaker 2: Lola not having any bed dinner? And I was like, 472 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,200 Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a mystery. 473 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: Connect the dots. She is did she get sick? She 474 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,400 Speaker 1: just have like a crash. 475 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:59,080 Speaker 2: Like her poos have been pretty strange, pretty colorful, another 476 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,240 Speaker 2: rainbow poo. But yeah, she's like she is. 477 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:08,040 Speaker 1: She's just a proper fiend for sugar. 478 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,840 Speaker 2: If you're not careful, she will. 479 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,320 Speaker 1: So what are you going to do with them? Now? 480 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:14,040 Speaker 1: What's the next step? Lock them out? 481 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 2: I've had to, like, I've had to so in the 482 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:21,960 Speaker 2: pantry like above the microwave right up top. I've got complacent. 483 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: Where is a microwave in that pantry? Mate, in that 484 00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 1: pan I know where to go if I want something. 485 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,640 Speaker 2: You've already been eating the digestives today. 486 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,040 Speaker 1: If digestive is listening, we love digestic. 487 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:42,080 Speaker 2: Hey, let's let's do ordinary parenting. We just arden repair, 488 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:44,400 Speaker 2: ordinary repair. 489 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,679 Speaker 1: We don't know what we do. 490 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,200 Speaker 2: We don't know what we're doing because. 491 00:24:49,920 --> 00:25:02,600 Speaker 1: We're repair order. We're just ordinary repair. We don't know 492 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:08,840 Speaker 1: who lot we're do. We do know what we do. Oh, 493 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:17,720 Speaker 1: we're just ordinaryarents, ordinary repair room, ma'am, Matthew. This segment. Parents, 494 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:26,600 Speaker 1: they d matt this, matt this segment. That sounds so 495 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 1: much better. The parents of this great nation. They send 496 00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:37,520 Speaker 1: us losing the plot, Oh, Matthew, this segment. But most 497 00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:43,760 Speaker 1: ordinary parent parents parents send us in their ordinary parenting moments, 498 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:48,040 Speaker 1: either via d MS or email email is two t 499 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:50,480 Speaker 1: W A D D at out look dot com dot 500 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 1: A Is it? 501 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 2: Are you sure it's that? 502 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:53,680 Speaker 1: Is it not? 503 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 2: Is it not? Too d D? 504 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:56,800 Speaker 1: That's what I said? 505 00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,359 Speaker 2: Is it t w O? Is it that? Sorry? Sorry? 506 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,680 Speaker 2: I shouldn't I should know better than to question your mouth. 507 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,439 Speaker 1: What do you got for me? Oh? Wait, what have 508 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,320 Speaker 1: I got for you? So? 509 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,160 Speaker 2: Whos go first? 510 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,680 Speaker 1: Do you think you have the winner? 511 00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:11,640 Speaker 2: I think I've got the winning. 512 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 1: I think I do too, But I'll go first. 513 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,520 Speaker 2: So how are we going to decide? You go first? 514 00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: I'll go first. Then we'll just you win last week? No, 515 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,640 Speaker 1: you got last week. I want to get back that back. 516 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:26,240 Speaker 1: This is from Ashley. It was an email. 517 00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 2: It was sorry forgot not important information, but thank. 518 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:35,199 Speaker 1: You for yourself. It was an email shoes day at 519 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:41,199 Speaker 1: about zero four hundred. Why the interweb? It was up 520 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,240 Speaker 1: there on the internet. 521 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,200 Speaker 2: What do you got? 522 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: This one's from Ashley. She says, Hi, guys love the podcast. 523 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,560 Speaker 2: Thank you Ashley. Pretty kind of you. 524 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,960 Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure this makes me a very ordinary parent, 525 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 1: let's hope. So, as we know, trying to take a 526 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,200 Speaker 1: ship in peace when you have a thirteen month old 527 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 1: is impossible, and sometimes I just can't hold onto it 528 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,240 Speaker 1: until nap. Thanks for your on Steve. First of all, 529 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,359 Speaker 1: he wants to run around, stick his hand in the 530 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,960 Speaker 1: toilet and pull out the entire toilet roll of paper. Yes, 531 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,399 Speaker 1: that is very true. They love the roll of toilet paper. 532 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,680 Speaker 1: So recently I've resorted just strapping him in the high chair, 533 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,119 Speaker 1: dragging the high chair to the bathroom and forcing him 534 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:16,160 Speaker 1: to watch me have a morning. 535 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:16,440 Speaker 2: Shit. 536 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: He may be traumatized for life, but at least my 537 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:30,360 Speaker 1: sphinter is relaxed. It's like, thank you, Ashley for that. 538 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 2: For any non parents, that must seem so absurd. 539 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 1: That's just another day in the office. 540 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,439 Speaker 2: Far out you just like you've just you've just got 541 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:41,880 Speaker 2: to do it. 542 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,919 Speaker 1: You just got to get done. Yeah, we've all done that. 543 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,639 Speaker 2: And it is awkward when you're there wiping your backside 544 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,520 Speaker 2: and you're just like locking eyes with your kid and 545 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,359 Speaker 2: they're like watching you, and you're just like, oh. 546 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, look, if you do it while you're shooting, that's fine. 547 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,000 Speaker 1: But if you're taking me their way trying to have 548 00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:02,240 Speaker 1: a wank mat, that's okay. 549 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,639 Speaker 2: Ashwicks, you never disappoint I know. 550 00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,520 Speaker 1: Well, ask my wife. 551 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,600 Speaker 2: Okay, that is good. 552 00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 1: That is good. That is very good. You got top that, 553 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 1: damn it. 554 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,800 Speaker 2: You're good. Just when I just when I think it 555 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:25,480 Speaker 2: is good, when I think that you've dropped the ball 556 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,639 Speaker 2: and you haven't come to the table. 557 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,840 Speaker 1: I never dropped the ball, man. I might seem like 558 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,760 Speaker 1: it might seem like I'm a bit before frazzled. What 559 00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:32,359 Speaker 1: do you got? 560 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 2: Okay? So this one is from Kaya and she says 561 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:38,360 Speaker 2: that I go to one of those daycares where you 562 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,600 Speaker 2: have to pack your lunch for your kids. 563 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,080 Speaker 1: That's like one of oscars. Yeah yeah, yeah, which. 564 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 2: Can I just say? That makes me shudder? 565 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,480 Speaker 1: Well, what are you going to say? You can just 566 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,880 Speaker 1: send a mober eats every day. 567 00:28:51,360 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 2: Twelve o'clock. Yeah cool, I'll order a buddy sandwich and pizza. 568 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 2: That cling anything worse anyway, So the mum was was 569 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,680 Speaker 2: fly out and she said to her husband, is that okay? 570 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,240 Speaker 2: If you sought out lunch for the little one going 571 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 2: to daycare? 572 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: This can only end one way? 573 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 2: And he responded short, not a problem anyway. The morning 574 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,840 Speaker 2: of he ran out of time, so he went into 575 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 2: seven eleven on the way on the way to dropping 576 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 2: off their their son to daycare. 577 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:22,320 Speaker 1: What did they end up with? 578 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 2: She says? When I picked him up that afternoon, his 579 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,720 Speaker 2: educator approached me and said, look, I'm not sure who 580 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 2: made his lunch today, but it wasn't very appropriate. The 581 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,800 Speaker 2: husband had bought nothing but a Pery Perry chicken rap 582 00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 2: and put it in his lunchbox. 583 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:51,479 Speaker 1: I got a bit of smike for it, A Pery 584 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: Perry Jingen rab that's it. 585 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,520 Speaker 2: That's all he. 586 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 3: Got all he got from his dad for his pack. 587 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 3: Line survived that, A couple of cigarettes, jockey milk, a monster, 588 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 3: good bit of ordarypairing. 589 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 1: That's a classic dad move that April used to be 590 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 1: at early childhood educator when we first met, and she 591 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: used to always laugh at like if a parent would 592 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,160 Speaker 1: drop the kid off and they had like macats or something, 593 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,920 Speaker 1: and she was like, what the fuck are they thinking. 594 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 2: They would they would as their pack lunch, they would 595 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 2: go get macers. 596 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:39,720 Speaker 1: Jealous Anyway, that is the winner today, the guy, the bloke, definitely, 597 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:44,000 Speaker 1: I mean the actually, your story is amazing. I don't 598 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,520 Speaker 1: know if we're allowed to give out two winners, can 599 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,400 Speaker 1: we Let's we'll figure something out budget. We'll ask budget. 600 00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:53,160 Speaker 1: Because we weren't expecting, we didn't really neither of us 601 00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 1: knew what the story was going to be. 602 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:57,480 Speaker 2: Something. 603 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,440 Speaker 1: Surely we can find something. Surely she can one some 604 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,280 Speaker 1: of these, some of the little je they'll be worn though. 605 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,320 Speaker 2: Do we have actually do we have any more jam 606 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,640 Speaker 2: Parklet budgets left? 607 00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,640 Speaker 1: I've got them? 608 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,520 Speaker 2: What do you do with them all. 609 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,080 Speaker 1: I just wear them around the house. 610 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:12,840 Speaker 2: Just like rotate, like one of those people who does 611 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 2: like one where than. 612 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: Bin I sweat in them, leave a couple of skittis 613 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:19,640 Speaker 1: and I setn't on eBay. They're going like hotcakes. Not 614 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,200 Speaker 1: surprise me if you have an ordinary story. We've got 615 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:25,160 Speaker 1: a few more weeks left with this segment. Send them 616 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 1: in DM or email. 617 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,000 Speaker 2: They win if they get two hundred. 618 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 1: Dollars worth the Budget Smuggling gear from Budget Smuggler. So 619 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,239 Speaker 1: I think there's like a little prize pack and then 620 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: also a gift card to get you through the rest 621 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:37,720 Speaker 1: of that two hundred dollars. 622 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,040 Speaker 2: There is never a better time than to win that 623 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:41,280 Speaker 2: give back from Budget coming. 624 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: It is summer. Yeah, questions, Matthew, We have questions today, beautiful. 625 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:58,960 Speaker 1: The great parents of this nation need our help because 626 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: whatever we answer, they need to do the opposite of that. 627 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:06,160 Speaker 2: Okay, as I'm going to go first. This one is 628 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 2: from Alice and she's written and she says, I have 629 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 2: four boys. 630 00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 1: Who were we four boys? 631 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 2: First of all, could you imagine? 632 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,480 Speaker 1: Are they quadruplets? 633 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,760 Speaker 2: Quad quadlets? 634 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:24,960 Speaker 1: Two sets of twins? Maley's head just went. 635 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,640 Speaker 2: Four boys. That is full on and they were wi 636 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 2: everywhere except inside the toilet bowl, and she is so 637 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:32,800 Speaker 2: sick of it. 638 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:37,520 Speaker 1: Help house full of dicks. Yeah, first of all, check 639 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:42,800 Speaker 1: their full skin wherever they are right now, just pull 640 00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:45,480 Speaker 1: their pants down. Check their four skin. Make sure make 641 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,600 Speaker 1: sure it's not shooting out at a right angle, because 642 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,600 Speaker 1: we all know if you refer back to Matthew's episode 643 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: with his mum, that Matthew had a right angled for skin. 644 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:58,160 Speaker 2: I was one who suffered from an extended foreskin that 645 00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:59,320 Speaker 2: had to be surgically. 646 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,000 Speaker 1: He was like, okay, garden hose on the loose. 647 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,920 Speaker 2: Everywhere that ship was up down all around. I'd come 648 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:10,200 Speaker 2: out of the bathroom drenched in my own euros. So firstly, 649 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,280 Speaker 2: check the foreskin. I actually think though, like Marley and Lola, 650 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,400 Speaker 2: it's almost a treat for them to do a BUSHWII. 651 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we did the bushway stance for the girls, 652 00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,080 Speaker 1: but it's easier with the boys. 653 00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:21,680 Speaker 2: Yeah. 654 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:26,360 Speaker 1: Boy Oscar loves a bushweed. Yeah, so designated bush in 655 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 1: the back of your house or the front whatever. It 656 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,480 Speaker 1: doesn't meant all the neighbor's house, even to we send 657 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,240 Speaker 1: the problem somewhere else. 658 00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:38,280 Speaker 2: I'm not going to piss on Ronda's fence, although we've 659 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:40,560 Speaker 2: been every Saturday morning we go down to the markets 660 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,800 Speaker 2: down at the local school. 661 00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,920 Speaker 1: Just for a bushway. 662 00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,160 Speaker 2: If you go, what are you get from the market, 663 00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,320 Speaker 2: It's nothing, just doing a piss and a shit. But 664 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:51,000 Speaker 2: the toilets is like at the back of the school 665 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,080 Speaker 2: and the markets at the front. It's like so far 666 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:55,040 Speaker 2: to travel and it's so busy. And then we've got 667 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 2: the double stroller as well, Ash, which you hate. So's 668 00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,720 Speaker 2: I don't want to, you know, I don't want to 669 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,680 Speaker 2: do it. And Marley just like she's like, dad, bushweed 670 00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,120 Speaker 2: and I'm. 671 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,280 Speaker 1: Like, okay, there you go. 672 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,000 Speaker 2: It's almost I think it's primal. 673 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:08,040 Speaker 1: I've got Actually, he reminds me, I've got a video 674 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,520 Speaker 1: of like Oscar run it. I'll explain it and then 675 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 1: I'll say. We were down the Bulls cab the other 676 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:16,759 Speaker 1: day and I was just with a mate and his kid, 677 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,239 Speaker 1: and Oscar's like, I need to do a week. I said, 678 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:21,239 Speaker 1: bushwet and he was like where and there was like 679 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,040 Speaker 1: a tree like fifty meters away. I was like over there. 680 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,800 Speaker 1: Just remind me I forgot I had this. He's a 681 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,400 Speaker 1: kid that pulls his pants all the way down to 682 00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:34,520 Speaker 1: his ankles. 683 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 2: Why are you just send into a tree that was 684 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,000 Speaker 2: so far away, like because. 685 00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,320 Speaker 1: Be really fun road I thought to be really funny. 686 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 1: He runs all the way over because he's the kid 687 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,080 Speaker 1: who pulls his pants down all the way down, so 688 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,080 Speaker 1: it's gonna be that weird kid. 689 00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,799 Speaker 2: He's for anyone wondering, he's standing there on this tree, 690 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,720 Speaker 2: pants down by his ankles. 691 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,680 Speaker 1: And his mate is watching him. 692 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:58,600 Speaker 2: P be worried about that kid. 693 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,640 Speaker 1: If yeah, as the bush way is to go, that's 694 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,319 Speaker 1: how you fix that. We're going to agree on that 695 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,200 Speaker 1: or Okay. 696 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,200 Speaker 2: Now this story comes from the States ash which is 697 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:11,160 Speaker 2: no great surprise, but there was a case of a 698 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 2: mother and her son. Son was ten years old, so 699 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:16,879 Speaker 2: hard to know how big the son would have been, 700 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,200 Speaker 2: but still like ten years it's very young. They were driving, 701 00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:22,319 Speaker 2: had to go to the toilets. The mum pulled over 702 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:24,879 Speaker 2: and then the ten year old boy did a WII 703 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,480 Speaker 2: and it was I guess it was on someone's like 704 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:31,400 Speaker 2: property potentially. At the same time, a police car was 705 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,760 Speaker 2: driving by kid got arrested. 706 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,760 Speaker 1: The ten year old got arrest ten year old got arrested. 707 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:39,399 Speaker 2: The cop came over and said, you can't be doing that. 708 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,200 Speaker 2: I've got to arrest your son. 709 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:41,880 Speaker 1: What. 710 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, is there footage? There's no footage, but there's actually 711 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:50,080 Speaker 2: there's there is a photo of the boy in the 712 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:50,960 Speaker 2: back of a police car. 713 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,400 Speaker 1: Did they cuff him or they always not cuffed? On 714 00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 1: a second, what are you going to charge this kid 715 00:35:56,200 --> 00:36:00,120 Speaker 1: with public urination? I know, but he's ten. Wouldn't you 716 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 1: charge of the mum? Where's the mum? I'm like, see 717 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:02,959 Speaker 1: your son? 718 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:05,880 Speaker 2: Well, if you go, I don't know. It's wold, isn't it. 719 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:09,480 Speaker 1: That's only an American, mate, No American. If you are 720 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:10,440 Speaker 1: two of them, we have. 721 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,080 Speaker 2: If bush Winging, just be careful out there. 722 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,960 Speaker 1: It just wouldn't that just wouldn't happen here, because that's ridiculous. 723 00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:22,080 Speaker 1: I know you've been done, mate, that's ridiculous, though you're 724 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,160 Speaker 1: actually done wing I was done. Yeah, Well I'm not surprised, 725 00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,319 Speaker 1: surely all. 726 00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:27,959 Speaker 2: I've been caught red handed. Yeah. 727 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,279 Speaker 1: One time I took a shit out in front of 728 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,560 Speaker 1: brook Voil Oval on the footpath and then the next 729 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,120 Speaker 1: day Then the next day was a public holiday, said 730 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,960 Speaker 1: a council were working and I drove past it. Two 731 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,960 Speaker 1: days later it was still baked into the concrete. 732 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,640 Speaker 2: Hang on a second, why why were you taking so 733 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,800 Speaker 2: obviously You've gone to the football he lost, and I 734 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,120 Speaker 2: was upset you like, nothing will soothe my soul more 735 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,200 Speaker 2: than a be old dump in public. 736 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,880 Speaker 1: In front of the brookl. 737 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,200 Speaker 2: Was that in response to like the team's performance? 738 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:55,600 Speaker 1: Was it? That's how I felt about it? 739 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,799 Speaker 2: Was it? 740 00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,719 Speaker 1: If you'st I got dad to do it. It was 741 00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 1: pretty late at night. How did you want your bum 742 00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:03,160 Speaker 1: with my mate's T shirt? 743 00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:10,640 Speaker 2: Ah? Revolting we answer Alice's question, I don't think we do. 744 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,719 Speaker 1: I think we just made us scared of what's to come. 745 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,040 Speaker 2: Actually, actually that is bush wheeze, like the gateway to 746 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:21,080 Speaker 2: public shitting. It is so like you know, Heaven forbid, 747 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:23,319 Speaker 2: you have a trail that ends up like ashweeds going 748 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 2: to the football and then just shitting in public. Like 749 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,080 Speaker 2: you need to put a stop to this right now. 750 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,359 Speaker 1: It was a long time ago. 751 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,239 Speaker 2: We need you need to have like a parenting lie 752 00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 2: to make them stop. I think it was a parenting 753 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,920 Speaker 2: lie where someone talked about like a bird coming and 754 00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:38,600 Speaker 2: like eating the willies. 755 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,960 Speaker 1: There's like a what's her name? 756 00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:42,560 Speaker 3: You are? 757 00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:45,919 Speaker 2: Next? 758 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,480 Speaker 1: Question? Sorry we couldn't help you with that one. 759 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,920 Speaker 2: But when you get hungry, you just get more like 760 00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,160 Speaker 2: sexual with your jokes. They're all just like so full 761 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,400 Speaker 2: of sexual in windows. 762 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,640 Speaker 1: Sorry, okay, I don't know who this is from. But 763 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,520 Speaker 1: how do you get a toddal to wear underwear? He 764 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,200 Speaker 1: will wear a nappy or commando but no unders off 765 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,120 Speaker 1: in three seconds? Any advice? Look, Oscar loves going commando 766 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,279 Speaker 1: to any chance he gets. He thinks it's a treat, 767 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,800 Speaker 1: and not to wear underpants. 768 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,080 Speaker 2: With no shorts on, no pants. I could just go 769 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,120 Speaker 2: full both, or he'll just go free. 770 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,560 Speaker 1: Ball free it would just go commando underneath. 771 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like when did that happen? 772 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:27,000 Speaker 1: Any chance he gets, Really, he's like he's on no, 773 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:28,439 Speaker 1: and he loves to say no. 774 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:32,240 Speaker 2: I've never I've never understood. I remember as a kid, 775 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 2: being like thirteen and someone saying like, nothing's better than 776 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:37,440 Speaker 2: just free balling? 777 00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, And I was like, what you do? You know 778 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:40,880 Speaker 1: into it? 779 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,360 Speaker 2: Do you know what I do? You know what I did? Once? 780 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,040 Speaker 2: I wore boxes. 781 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,640 Speaker 1: Silk boxes because yeah and nice. 782 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,520 Speaker 2: And I don't even start. And I was like, let's 783 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,560 Speaker 2: see what all the fuss is about. I couldn't stand 784 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:54,320 Speaker 2: for it. But at the time at my primary school, 785 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,640 Speaker 2: everyone was yeah, And I wore undies and they were 786 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,839 Speaker 2: like box is on top to make it look like. 787 00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:04,400 Speaker 1: Loophole. 788 00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:05,880 Speaker 2: I got caught out. 789 00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,000 Speaker 1: Oh no, I will pull your pants out like. 790 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,759 Speaker 2: I bent over and like I had my boxes and 791 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,360 Speaker 2: undies on top of the boxes and they were like, 792 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:17,040 Speaker 2: hang on a second, you dies. I just spotted something 793 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:18,279 Speaker 2: on Matt and I was like, what is it? And 794 00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,239 Speaker 2: they're like, you wearing undies with your boxes, and it was. 795 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,040 Speaker 1: It's the other thing where it's like, you know how 796 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 1: I used to get double deck, matter'd have to get 797 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,640 Speaker 1: triple deck. I used to work with a guy work. 798 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,480 Speaker 1: I'm saying work the guy when I used to sell cars. Anyway, 799 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,120 Speaker 1: he used to wear a suit every day because he 800 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 1: used to sell luxury cars. Sure Pree boiled every day. 801 00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:40,960 Speaker 2: Under the suit. 802 00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,720 Speaker 1: Under the suit was so weird. And he's like, i's 803 00:39:45,719 --> 00:39:46,520 Speaker 1: not the way it hangs. 804 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,719 Speaker 2: I want to be held together. Yeah, I want to 805 00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:51,320 Speaker 2: be cupped. 806 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,920 Speaker 1: You got a big, beautiful package. 807 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:56,520 Speaker 2: Maybe the nicest thing. 808 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:00,160 Speaker 1: You've ever said. I'm hung like a cashis. It doesn't only 809 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:06,080 Speaker 1: matter on that note. That is all we have time. 810 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,279 Speaker 2: Hang on a second, Hang on a second. We're not 811 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:11,960 Speaker 2: We've got to help these people out, what's your advice? 812 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: Don't get over it. 813 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:16,920 Speaker 2: That's the shittest advice. 814 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,560 Speaker 1: I just yell at Oscar. No, I don't have any advice. 815 00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,759 Speaker 1: I don't have any advice. I don't know. I'm going 816 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,600 Speaker 1: through the same thing with Oscar. But look, he will 817 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: wear undies, but he just loves any opportunity to not 818 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,959 Speaker 1: wear undies. And I don't know how to fix it either. 819 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,800 Speaker 1: So if anyone knows, I thought I wasn't allowed to 820 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,920 Speaker 1: give advice, and also I thought I wasn't allowed to 821 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,200 Speaker 1: give any correct answers because then we'll get sued. 822 00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,240 Speaker 2: Love of the lawyers have been on to me. My girls, 823 00:40:41,239 --> 00:40:44,600 Speaker 2: they love it. They because they have any time twins. 824 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,680 Speaker 2: I forget to sometimes put them in undies and I 825 00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:53,439 Speaker 2: get the daycare and Lola's like, hey, buddy, you didn't 826 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,320 Speaker 2: put any undies on me, and I'm like fuck, and 827 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,200 Speaker 2: then they actually hate it. Yeah, okay when I like 828 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:03,280 Speaker 2: half dress them. No one needs one one pair of crocks. 829 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,080 Speaker 1: Get better, bro. All right, Well, on that note, then, 830 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,719 Speaker 1: people enjoyed this episode, please like and subscribe, send it 831 00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:15,480 Speaker 1: to someone who needs a little pep me up today. 832 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 1: I do want to say thank you. For everyone who's 833 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,840 Speaker 1: sent through some really nice messages off the back of 834 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,800 Speaker 1: our November episode which has been great, but leave a 835 00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,280 Speaker 1: review five stars. 836 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,680 Speaker 2: Can I also just very quickly someone who listens to 837 00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,279 Speaker 2: the show and someone who I am good friends with. 838 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:32,800 Speaker 2: His name is Grant. His child right now is an intentive. 839 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,800 Speaker 1: Care, yes, Grant, and he does listen. 840 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,560 Speaker 2: To the podcast, and I know that he's going through 841 00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,879 Speaker 2: a pretty tough time right now. It's his second child. Yep, 842 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,200 Speaker 2: it's really really unwell. And I just want to say 843 00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,719 Speaker 2: that Grant, we're thinking of you, absolutely, wishing you to 844 00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,880 Speaker 2: speed of recovery. And I think it's a nice reminder 845 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,360 Speaker 2: as well that whilst we'll often complain about how hard kids. 846 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:53,520 Speaker 1: Are, people got it tough. 847 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. And so if your child is happy and healthy 848 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,000 Speaker 2: right now, give him a bloody big hug, presolently, all 849 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 2: the best, mate, thinking. 850 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:02,600 Speaker 1: Of you totally. 851 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:12,760 Speaker 2: Let's get out of here bye. Two Doting Dads podcast 852 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:16,440 Speaker 2: acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the 853 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,840 Speaker 2: connections to land, sea and community. 854 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,600 Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present, 855 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,720 Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestraight Islander 856 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,399 Speaker 1: peoples Today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.