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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor today, here's a fact. On average,

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Speaker 2: people spend about one point five years of their lifetime

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sometimes it feels like that's all in one day.

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Speaker 3: A significant portion of that time is dedicated to using

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Speaker 3: the toy.

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Speaker 4: What do you do in the rest of the time.

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Speaker 1: Also, bathroom is enshowering your teeths. A bathroom is an

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Speaker 1: euphemism for toilet.

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Speaker 2: Sitting on the Daney house as you would say, as

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Speaker 2: I would say, going for a borie, which has been

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Speaker 2: gone exponentially because of the mobile smartphone. Really yeah, so

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Speaker 2: people sit on that they and this is the big thing.

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Speaker 2: Do you take your phone? I sorry to be impersonal

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Speaker 2: about this or too personal about this. Do you take

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Speaker 2: your phone into the toilet?

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Speaker 4: No? Do women? I think it's more a domain of men.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they do. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I like to get in and get out. If you

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Speaker 1: take your phone in, you find you find yourself in

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Speaker 1: there too long.

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Speaker 3: Way too long.

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Speaker 4: But isn't that interesting?

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Speaker 1: You said that people these days are spending more time

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Speaker 1: in the toilet because.

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Speaker 4: Of their phones.

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Speaker 1: Imagine the old days where there was one phone in

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Speaker 1: the house on a chair. Imagine if that was in

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Speaker 1: the toilet and you phone someone and you knew they.

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Speaker 4: Were on the toilet, that'd be outrageous.

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Speaker 3: People used to have phones next to their toilet.

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Speaker 4: No they are, Oh that's in hotels.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there'd be a phone next to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: That's if you know there's a room services not to

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Speaker 1: have a long hour long chat.

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Speaker 3: Would you take a call on the toilet of call

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Speaker 3: of nature now a call from me?

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Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I'll sometimes phone my son and he says, I can

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Speaker 1: hear an echo, are you in the toilet? And it

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's doing toilety things. He's just sitting there

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Speaker 1: taking a break.

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Speaker 2: What I do sometimes if I'm a busy man and

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Speaker 2: then I have to go to the bathroom to do

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Speaker 2: a number two, and my phone rings and I go, oh, man,

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Speaker 2: it's a big business man calling. Get I made how

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Speaker 2: I'm just in the lube. But I'm not on the duney,

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Speaker 2: I'm just leaving it now.

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Speaker 4: And what about the sounds of the water. What does

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Speaker 4: he make of that.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's no water. You don't make any noises. There's

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Speaker 3: what water? What are you?

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Speaker 2: What are you?

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Speaker 4: You're flushing and doing it.

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Speaker 3: You're sitting down there. Have you ever done a poo

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Speaker 3: in your life? Yes? And I flush it? Do you not?

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Speaker 3: You just sit on it? You don't? You sit on

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Speaker 3: the toilet while say he catches your midway. You just talk.

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Speaker 2: But what you do is you say, I'm on the toilet,

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Speaker 2: not on the toilet. I'm in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Hear that. You don't do a ship while you're talking

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Speaker 3: to me.

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Speaker 4: Can you control it? You're halfway through your job on

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Speaker 4: the toilet. Can you suck it back in?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, suck it back? You let it?

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Speaker 2: You know what's wrong with you? It's such a bag

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Speaker 2: what you're thinking. So you're sitting on the toilet. Okay,

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Speaker 2: let's roll play this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he's calling her, you're calling me. That's Amanda. Okay, good? Hello, yeah, Amanda?

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Speaker 3: How are you? I'm the pope?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Your whole it is? How are you having a

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Speaker 2: new job going? Look, you've got me. I'm in the bathroom,

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Speaker 2: but don't worry. I'm not on the toilet.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, And then instantly they are there there there.

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Speaker 4: I want to talk to you for two hours and talk.

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Speaker 2: So you're halfway through your poop, and then they'll goa yep,

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Speaker 2: yep yeah business business, Oh yeah, okay, you want to

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Speaker 2: you want to make me a knight?

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Speaker 3: Yep, no worries, excellent time next week, great.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it paid Knight's.

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Speaker 3: You doesn't matter. Whatever it wants to do and then

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Speaker 3: makes you reading, and then what happens and then you

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Speaker 3: hang up and then you finish your business. You can't

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Speaker 3: do that.

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Speaker 1: I've passed two children, so I haven't got as much

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Speaker 1: control as doing when the kids come out.

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Speaker 4: Well not.

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Speaker 1: My point is that I don't know many people who

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Speaker 1: can say, oh phone is ringing, splash, hold on to

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Speaker 1: it for an hour more splash.

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Speaker 2: Guys do it all the time. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: women don't do this, but guys do it easy.

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Speaker 3: It's so easy.

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Speaker 4: And you sit in your stink for an hour.

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Speaker 3: It's not that bad.

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Speaker 2: It's my stick, it's not your stink, and it's not

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Speaker 2: that bad. Mine smells like perfume.

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Speaker 4: How do you think the Pope would feel, knowing the circumstances.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know, because I haven't told him so.

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Speaker 4: But now every time I call you, oh no, what's

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Speaker 4: going on?

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Speaker 3: I'm not in the toilet all the time, not at all.

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Speaker 3: That's in your mind.

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Speaker 2: Well if I say to you, I'm not in the

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Speaker 2: bathroom though. But the thing is with you when you

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Speaker 2: ring your where are you? Whore?

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Speaker 3: You on the toilet. As a matter of fact, I

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Speaker 3: have read a book on the toilet. That's what I

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Speaker 3: used to do as a kid.

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Speaker 4: Did you you need the paper?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to read.

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Speaker 2: You know what, hardy brothers.

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Speaker 4: It's quite the page. Turn tomorrow for more.

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Speaker 3: Chel's he and Amanda studying. Yeah, yeah, yeah h