1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:01,840 Speaker 1: How big was this butt plug? 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: Not that big but not supposed to go in there? 3 00:00:05,559 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 3: No of fans, but you're kind of a girl. My 4 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,160 Speaker 3: brother was butt naked in my bed with a girl 5 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 3: and he was so drunk he had passed out without 6 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 3: the journal. 7 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:17,320 Speaker 1: Shut Secrets. 8 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:21,240 Speaker 3: Welcome back to Saucy Secrets. I'm dating and sex colemists. 9 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 3: Danna Hawkin joining me is the wonderful EMC Radio Extraordinaire. 10 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 3: Now strap in, guys, because this show is We're going 11 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:31,400 Speaker 3: next line. 12 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:34,640 Speaker 1: Bloody nervous if I'm honest, like you can't see the 13 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,400 Speaker 1: run sheet and I'm not going to tell you because 14 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: we want you to keep listening. But I'm nervous. 15 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a little bit nervous too. Last week's show 16 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 3: was a little bit serious. You know, we delved in 17 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,520 Speaker 3: some doctor things, some medical things. This week is not that. 18 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 3: We are going pure smut this week, and I'm really excited. 19 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 1: Last week was an act. This week is who we 20 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:52,960 Speaker 1: are a couple of dirt. 21 00:00:53,680 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 3: This is episode ten and now we can just be 22 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 3: loose and free and tell the most rancors stories and 23 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 3: we are going smut. But first of all, let me 24 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 3: start with my high and low of the week because 25 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 3: I've had quite the week. Okay, this week, I swear 26 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 3: this show is making me date better. 27 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 1: Is it all the good advice that I give you 28 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,479 Speaker 1: off the air? Sure? 29 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 3: Or it could be the don don't laugh. No, I 30 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 3: am not following any of your advice. Okay, but it's 31 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 3: the margarite and as a red cos it's you know, 32 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 3: the divorce lawyers. It's everyone just actual experts. Straight. 33 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, the more on that you have to do the show, 34 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:31,199 Speaker 1: sadly with the. 35 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 3: Experts are really putting me straight. I've been making good 36 00:01:33,920 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 3: decisions so this week. The high for this week was 37 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:40,679 Speaker 3: going on the best date. You know, I finally went 38 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,920 Speaker 3: on a good one. It was sober. We went for 39 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:46,640 Speaker 3: a lovely walk. He picked me up in his beautiful car. 40 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 3: We went for a walk. We made out on a 41 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 3: bench like teenagers. 42 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:51,480 Speaker 2: You know. 43 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 3: It was really cute. I really loved it. So that 44 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:55,960 Speaker 3: was the high of my week. Great date tick. The 45 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,000 Speaker 3: low of my week was my brother came over with 46 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,880 Speaker 3: his nephews. B No, I love my brother, but my 47 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,920 Speaker 3: apartment is designed for a single girl, a girl who 48 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 3: lives by herself, a girl who doesn't have to hide 49 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 3: anything in her apartment. Now, one thing our listeners might 50 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 3: not know is that Juju sends us out some toys 51 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 3: every week, and some we give to listeners, but I 52 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 3: also get to test them myself. So I got to 53 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,040 Speaker 3: take home the lah Forsanti this week. 54 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: And if you went searching for toys to play with. 55 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 3: Listen, I had it under my bed like I had 56 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 3: used it ten out of ten highly recommend But I 57 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,080 Speaker 3: don't put it away. I just put it under my 58 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 3: dinner and got on with my day. They came running 59 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 3: over and I forget that nephews just run everywhere and 60 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 3: cause bedlam. He ripped in front of my brother, in 61 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 3: front of my sister in law, in front of my mom, 62 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 3: who was also visiting. He ripped up my douner and 63 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 3: he got so excited because it vibrates, so he was 64 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 3: like click click click, and it's so pretty and pink. Anyway, 65 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 3: I'm my vibrator got out into my whole family. So see, 66 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 3: this is what I'm going to call the marry me 67 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 3: sex move. 68 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: You made a bold claim a couple of minutes ago. 69 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 1: This is big. You put a lot of pressure on yourself. 70 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, I can stand by this. So a few months ago, 71 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 3: I wrote an article for Daily Mail pored use this 72 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 3: marry me sex move if you want to, you know, 73 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 3: stage It was a really fun one to write, but 74 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 3: it was very organic. It came naturally. Now I'm going 75 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: to give it to you guys tonight for free, and 76 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 3: I'm not going to give you the PG version. I'm 77 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: going to give you the full version of exactly how 78 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 3: to do this. 79 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: So you said a couple of minutes ago, this is 80 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,440 Speaker 1: the move, ladies, if you want to take your situationship 81 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 1: to the next level, blokes will marry you in an 82 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:49,680 Speaker 1: instant after trying this. 83 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, you, They will struggle to get you on their 84 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:54,760 Speaker 3: mind before you tell us this move. 85 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 1: Is this something that you were told about, something you discovered, 86 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,480 Speaker 1: or something that you created? 87 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 3: Okay, So this came about because an ex boyfriend I 88 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 3: had been saying ages ago and who got a bit annoying. 89 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,640 Speaker 3: He slid back into my DMS and he's like, let 90 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 3: me just take you out for dinner, like just one 91 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:16,279 Speaker 3: more time. You know, we can be friends. It's totally fine, 92 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 3: Just let me take you out for dinner. I was like, okay. 93 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 3: So we had a few wines and then he explained 94 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,840 Speaker 3: to me. He was like, there was this one move 95 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 3: you did that I can't stop thinking about. He's like, 96 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,600 Speaker 3: it's messing up all my relationships. I'm trying to have 97 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 3: relationships with everyone else. They just can't do it like you. 98 00:04:31,520 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 3: And all I think he was like he was like 99 00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 3: spilling his heart out and all like thinking was, Oh, 100 00:04:35,680 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 3: I need to write about this. 101 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just somehow. I was like, copyright this and 102 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: become rich off it. 103 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,440 Speaker 3: What is this move? Because I need to keep doing it? 104 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,120 Speaker 3: Like I like, I thought we had good sex, it 105 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 3: was fine, but I didn't walk away going, oh my god, 106 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 3: that was earth shattering. So he explained it to me, 107 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,520 Speaker 3: and I remember the exact night and what I did. 108 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 3: So Mommy, if you're listening, turn off. 109 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 1: Now. 110 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:00,719 Speaker 3: What we did was we'd been out to dinner. We 111 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 3: came back to my house. I used to have kind 112 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 3: of a chair like this, very similar. If you're on 113 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:06,760 Speaker 3: YouTube you can see what I'm talking about, but like 114 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 3: just a lounge chair. It was quite comfortable. I sat 115 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 3: him in it. I nestled up between his legs. I'm 116 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 3: looking up at him, so I unzipped his pants, got 117 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 3: it out. Now what I did, ladies, is I didn't 118 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 3: break eye contact and I used a lot of saliva, 119 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 3: so I was looking at him the whole time. I 120 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 3: started really slow, and then I got more and more 121 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 3: into it. A lot of saliva, a lot of looking 122 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 3: him in the eye. Actually can't look you in the eye. 123 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:41,559 Speaker 3: I'm telling this story. It's so much easier to write 124 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 3: than it is actually to tell someone. Anyway, he lasted 125 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,080 Speaker 3: like thirty seconds because it was very intense, like it 126 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,760 Speaker 3: was really into it. Now I'm like, oh yeah, I 127 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 3: was good at that. The secret it's not hard. Ladies 128 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 3: look up at him like he's God. Use lots of saliva, 129 00:05:55,200 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 3: law and just keep eye contact. So then I knew 130 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 3: I was going to write this eye and I was like, 131 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,200 Speaker 3: this doesn't fail. And to be fair, he agrees it 132 00:06:03,200 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 3: doesn't fail. And I have used it since and listen, 133 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,280 Speaker 3: I've had I've become very popular. But I asked other 134 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,719 Speaker 3: female followers on my Instagram, all right, girls, I know 135 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:16,359 Speaker 3: what my marry news, sex movies. What is what was 136 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,880 Speaker 3: the game changer that made these guys flip a switch? 137 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,720 Speaker 3: And I got some really good ones. So one girl 138 00:06:22,720 --> 00:06:25,279 Speaker 3: wrote in to me and she said they were like 139 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 3: the middle of sex, having a great time. And she 140 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,919 Speaker 3: said all she did, was whispering to his ear, I 141 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:36,240 Speaker 3: want you to ruin me. I mean, that's kind of sexy. 142 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,919 Speaker 3: She said that. The next day he sent her flowers. 143 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,720 Speaker 3: This is a guy she's been seeing for like six weeks. 144 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 1: Was dead. 145 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 3: Huh, I want you to ruin. 146 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 1: The Roman like, that's sexy. 147 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 3: So that was one of them. The next one was 148 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:56,960 Speaker 3: the octopus clench. Sorry, she mounted him, okay, locked dies, 149 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 3: clamped down and didn't move. It kind of sounds like 150 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 3: you know how Mormons do the soaking? 151 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: Sorry? 152 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:08,640 Speaker 3: What soaking is like when Mormons before they're married, then 153 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 3: all I to have sex. But a guy can put 154 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 3: his dick into a vagina but he can't move it, 155 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,560 Speaker 3: and it's just called soaking. It's really greally, But this 156 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:18,000 Speaker 3: is kind of like that. It's called the octopus clanch. 157 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:20,480 Speaker 3: So you just sit there, maintain it and they're just 158 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:23,200 Speaker 3: like inside of you? Are you looking face? It's very 159 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 3: tantric anyway, if you don't want to give that one 160 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:30,559 Speaker 3: a go. The next one was called the soapy so uh. 161 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,280 Speaker 3: This go oden and she had they'd already had sex 162 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,320 Speaker 3: and they were lying down and she was like, I 163 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,920 Speaker 3: didn't come. I want to go again. So she said, 164 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,480 Speaker 3: why don't you come into the shower with me and 165 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 3: we'll have a shower, and that was all fine. So 166 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:46,560 Speaker 3: it's basically a Japanese art. So they do it in 167 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:51,320 Speaker 3: Japanese bathhouses, like they're called soap plans, where the woman 168 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:55,560 Speaker 3: washes the man from top to bottom with soap and 169 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 3: she's like really getting in there, making him feel like 170 00:07:58,280 --> 00:08:00,920 Speaker 3: a god while she soaps him up. She said she 171 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,560 Speaker 3: did that, she tried that on him, and yep, he 172 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 3: was her boyfriend within the week because he just felt 173 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,920 Speaker 3: like this god who was getting like, you know, doted on. 174 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 3: And then there's the oldest trick in the book, which 175 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 3: is not for the fainthearted. 176 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: Are you blushing? Are you blulushing? 177 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 3: Even I'm blushing. Men love to be rimmed. They like 178 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 3: a tongue on their butt. 179 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: Butt. 180 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 3: I do know how many guys right into me regularly 181 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 3: saying we love being rimmed. Like women, you need to 182 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 3: pay more attention to our balls and our butt. So listen, ladies, 183 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 3: if you're desperate you want that diamond ring. 184 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 1: What are you naming your move? Because everything seems to 185 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,360 Speaker 1: have a name. The soapy, the octopus, what are you 186 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,200 Speaker 1: calling him marry me sex move. 187 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 3: I think it's the winner. I think it's the best 188 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 3: of them all. 189 00:08:49,720 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: I'm talking to you, listener, I'm talking to you watcher 190 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,959 Speaker 1: on YouTube. This is what I want you to do, 191 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,439 Speaker 1: all right. If you're in a situation ship, if you've 192 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: got a bloke and you want to take this to 193 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: the next level, Yes, you've got to try this marry 194 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,000 Speaker 1: me sex move, and we want you to report back. 195 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,920 Speaker 1: Give it a crack. I've got to say empty the sack. 196 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,200 Speaker 1: And because it rhyme and I thought that's really unprofessional. 197 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,240 Speaker 3: Well, I mean you said it now and it works. 198 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:16,560 Speaker 3: And listen, we probably went too far when I was like, 199 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 3: so it's down on my knees. So strap in, because 200 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,720 Speaker 3: today's saucy secret might be one of the wildest first 201 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:28,720 Speaker 3: date stories you've ever heard. It starts like any hot 202 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:31,920 Speaker 3: night on the Gold Coast, good chemistry, a few drinks, 203 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,000 Speaker 3: things moved to the bedroom, and where it ends up 204 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:39,040 Speaker 3: is very unexpected. Joining us from Bali to tell the 205 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:46,240 Speaker 3: tell in all its messy, hilarious glory is Alicia Davies. Welcome, Alisia, Hi, guys, 206 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:50,560 Speaker 3: how are you? We're good? We're strapped in all right? 207 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:52,440 Speaker 3: What is your saucy secret. 208 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 2: Right. 209 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,679 Speaker 4: So I doubt you guys have ever come across this 210 00:09:55,720 --> 00:10:00,720 Speaker 4: one before. But like you said, first date, they went 211 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,880 Speaker 4: very well. Obviously ended up in the bedroom. They ended 212 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 4: in the hospital, and that was because I had a 213 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:13,080 Speaker 4: butt plug stuck inside me. You not just to a 214 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 4: point where like I was like gorilla gripping this thing. 215 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 4: It was like all the way inside it went like 216 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:24,160 Speaker 4: disappeared straight. 217 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:28,000 Speaker 3: Up your butt. Butt Yeah, okay, so talk us through. Okay, 218 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 3: So you're getting jiggy with it. You've got this butt 219 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 3: plug in, You're having the best time ever. 220 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:37,079 Speaker 4: Well, it's kind of his fault because he pushed it 221 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:42,319 Speaker 4: in there from the other area, so something kind of yeah, 222 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:46,480 Speaker 4: like so his dick was big, and it's somehow pushed 223 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 4: on it from. 224 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 2: The other side of the wall and it pushed it inwards. 225 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:55,400 Speaker 2: And then the feeling was like when. 226 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,920 Speaker 4: You take them out, it's like a release of pressure, 227 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 4: and that's what it felt like when it went in. 228 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,760 Speaker 2: So I thought it fell out. 229 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 4: We are looking around, We're pulling the douner and the 230 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 4: pillows off the bed. 231 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:10,839 Speaker 2: I'm like, how could this thing have gone? We're like underneath, 232 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,559 Speaker 2: like looking underneath the bed. 233 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 4: And then it kind of was a light bulb moment 234 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,640 Speaker 4: because I thought, this thing is nowhere, but there is 235 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:23,280 Speaker 4: absolutely no way that it's where I think it is. 236 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 2: So I've gone into the bathroom and I'm like putting 237 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:30,760 Speaker 2: my fingers in there to try and feel for it, 238 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:34,200 Speaker 2: and I'm like, it's not there. It's not there. So 239 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,640 Speaker 2: then he is using his opinions. 240 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,960 Speaker 3: No, no, it's like that Seximist City episode. 241 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:42,800 Speaker 2: We couldn't find it. 242 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,560 Speaker 4: And then I went in through like my vagina and 243 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:48,520 Speaker 4: then I could feel it through the wall. So then 244 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 4: he's in there trying to like put his fingers around 245 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 4: hooked around the base and is trying to pull it down. 246 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:58,319 Speaker 2: But you can't just open it from the inside because. 247 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:03,360 Speaker 3: Your heart's already close. Yeah, okay, so then what happens next? 248 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 4: I tried to poop it out in the shower and 249 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:12,040 Speaker 4: that failed. Then I called my friend and I was 250 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,920 Speaker 4: like she's nurse and I was like, holy shit, this 251 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 4: has happened. 252 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,440 Speaker 2: Like what do I do? 253 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:21,320 Speaker 4: And she's just laughing at me, like no, how whatsoever, 254 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:23,640 Speaker 4: and she was like, you need to take like laxatives. 255 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:26,480 Speaker 2: I was like, no, this is too crazy for me. 256 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,400 Speaker 2: I'm too scared. 257 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:27,679 Speaker 3: For that. 258 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,520 Speaker 4: So we went to the emergency room, and the emergency 259 00:12:30,559 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 4: people were just like, oh my god, this is so normal, 260 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:35,079 Speaker 4: Like we've seen way crazier than this. 261 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:37,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, no, true, true. I've got a lot of a 262 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,080 Speaker 3: lot of my family working medical. This is like a 263 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 3: cute story, but to us it's horrifying. Okay, so then 264 00:12:43,840 --> 00:12:46,240 Speaker 3: what happens? So you're in hospital with butt plug stuck 265 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 3: up your butt? Is he still there? 266 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 2: He's still there. He was with me the whole time. 267 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 4: So I've had three different like nurses and doctors try and. 268 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,440 Speaker 2: Get it out and no luck whatsoever. 269 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,719 Speaker 4: And at this point they're saying, oh, we think we 270 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 4: need to take you into this surgery room and we'll 271 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 4: put you to sleep. You'll just completely relax and we'll'll 272 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:09,400 Speaker 4: be able to do it. 273 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:12,200 Speaker 3: And was it like a proper oper where do they operate? 274 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 2: It was like two seconds. 275 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,920 Speaker 4: I think I remember looking at my phone when they 276 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 4: said okay, we're ready to take through. And then when 277 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,840 Speaker 4: I woke back up again in the room, it was 278 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,080 Speaker 4: like ten minutes later. So they said, we don't need 279 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:26,040 Speaker 4: to put you to sleep proper to sleep. All we 280 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,760 Speaker 4: need to do is just give you a little bit 281 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 4: that will make you kind of. 282 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:29,880 Speaker 3: Like doze offeh. 283 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 4: Then we just go in and out and then that 284 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 4: was it. So it took like ten minutes. But the 285 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:35,959 Speaker 4: lady said to me, She's like, oh, do you want 286 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,079 Speaker 4: to keep it? And I was like, oh, I can't 287 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,760 Speaker 4: ask you to do that, can I? 288 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:44,440 Speaker 2: And she's like, it's fine, it's fine. They all thought 289 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:47,280 Speaker 2: it was hilarious. And then I was like, okay, sure, 290 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,440 Speaker 2: why not? I could sell this, no problem? She said. 291 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 4: She got it out and she said it was way 292 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:55,280 Speaker 4: too messy. She was washing it and then she thought, 293 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:56,880 Speaker 4: you know what, I don't get paid. 294 00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:58,480 Speaker 2: Enough for this, so she threw it out and I said, 295 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,960 Speaker 2: fair enough, fair enough. 296 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 1: Lake pharem pervs digging through the bins out the back 297 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,880 Speaker 1: of the hospital trying to find this thing so they 298 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 1: can take it as their trophy. 299 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,720 Speaker 3: Okay, So then is the guy still around? 300 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:12,880 Speaker 2: Still around? 301 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,320 Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you're married now? Not? 302 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,560 Speaker 2: At the end, No, I think he trauma bonded. And 303 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,560 Speaker 2: then you know, it got a bit weird and I 304 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:22,880 Speaker 2: was like, you know, we don't. 305 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,760 Speaker 4: Really need to do this again, and yeah, I think 306 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,960 Speaker 4: he trauma bonded. And then I had to kind of 307 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,480 Speaker 4: like snap it off so to speak. 308 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:32,600 Speaker 3: Metaphorically. 309 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: Now, if anyone wants to find you, where can they 310 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 1: do that? 311 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:40,520 Speaker 2: Alicia Davis xx is my Instagram. 312 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:44,080 Speaker 4: Alisha Davis is where you'll find all the really splicy stuff. 313 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,600 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on the show. We 314 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: appreciate your time. 315 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:48,840 Speaker 2: Thanks for having me. 316 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 3: Guys, we did just hear a story about a woman 317 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,280 Speaker 3: who got a butt plugs literally stuck up her mind. 318 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:58,080 Speaker 3: And then I realized I actually have the best story. 319 00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,520 Speaker 1: You almost jumped out of your seat. 320 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 3: I know, I don't believe I forgot this story. So 321 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 3: years and years ago, a family friend is a theater 322 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,440 Speaker 3: nurse and she told us a story that involved a 323 00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 3: giant glass dialdo, a trip to the emergency room, and 324 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 3: a film crew like you're already in, you're already I 325 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:17,000 Speaker 3: pulled up a seat. I think I was like eighteen 326 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 3: when I heard this story, and it scarred me for life. 327 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 3: So basically what happened was this man came in and 328 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,600 Speaker 3: he came in via ambulance because he couldn't sit down 329 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:29,880 Speaker 3: because he had got himself into an unfortunate situation. He 330 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:35,600 Speaker 3: had the biggest giant glass dildo glass, which is petrifying. 331 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 3: We shouldn't be sticking glass up our butts. People. 332 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,360 Speaker 1: Why are you pointing to our producer when you say that? 333 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:42,440 Speaker 1: Why did you point to Tyler. 334 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 3: Pointing to the camera, Because there is someone listening right. 335 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:49,000 Speaker 1: Now, noted Glass Stilda user producer Tyler. 336 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:55,120 Speaker 3: Okay, so he's arrived by ambulance. Giant glass steal doo 337 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 3: up is butt. My family member I always said the name. 338 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 3: This family member said it was the one, like they 339 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 3: didn't even know it was possible that they came in 340 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,120 Speaker 3: this size. He's screaming. They've got him on like one 341 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 3: of those chairs, racing him to the emergency room. Hephinked us, 342 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 3: so here's another biology lesson. It had contracted, don't and 343 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,440 Speaker 3: so the glass dildo dot straight up his butt. They 344 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,280 Speaker 3: tried vasselin everything to try and get it out, pulling 345 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 3: it like trying to pull it out. 346 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,360 Speaker 1: It's glass, so you can't pull it too harshly, would 347 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: be so careful. 348 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,760 Speaker 3: And the whole time they're thinking if this shard's like 349 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,680 Speaker 3: his butt is ruined, like there's no coming back. Tried everything, 350 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 3: couldn't get out, couldn't get out. So the doctor said 351 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 3: to him, We're sorry, this is like we're going to 352 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,120 Speaker 3: have to get the scalpel out. 353 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,520 Speaker 1: I thought, you said, this is you for the rest 354 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,960 Speaker 1: of your life. Sorry, you'll now be glass butt plug man. 355 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:50,280 Speaker 3: Don't go, don't go. So they put him out, unlike Aleisure, 356 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,800 Speaker 3: which took like ten minutes. No, they had to go 357 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,040 Speaker 3: through his stomach. What they had to open his stomach 358 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:59,400 Speaker 3: up like a pregnancy, get the glass dialed out, not 359 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:02,640 Speaker 3: break care like. This was like a serious, serious operation. 360 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 3: But this is a cute part of the story. 361 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:06,880 Speaker 1: There's no cute part to this story. 362 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 3: So they get it out, it comes out, they put 363 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:12,919 Speaker 3: it to the side, they sew him back up, and 364 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,959 Speaker 3: they're like, you're going to be in hospital for like 365 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 3: two weeks because we've had to cut open all your 366 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:22,120 Speaker 3: internal organs to get this out through your stomach. They 367 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,440 Speaker 3: sew him up, they take him back out to recovery. 368 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:28,400 Speaker 3: He's in the room, a camera crew and his wife 369 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:32,720 Speaker 3: turn up. Now the part of the story that I 370 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:36,320 Speaker 3: didn't reveal earlier was that he was supposed to pick 371 00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 3: his wife up from the airport. 372 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,880 Speaker 1: She was not a part of the glass NDO, not involved. 373 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,160 Speaker 3: So she gets to the airport, She's like, where's my husband, 374 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,399 Speaker 3: Where's my husband? No one can find him. He's been like, 375 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,479 Speaker 3: this was like a really long operation. So he's been 376 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,360 Speaker 3: missing for twelve hours. No one can find him. She's 377 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,680 Speaker 3: got the police involved because she's like, my husband has 378 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,680 Speaker 3: gone missing. I can't find him. This was years ago, 379 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:59,119 Speaker 3: I don't know where if you remember the Australian Missing 380 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:03,879 Speaker 3: Person's TV shows and years ago. So the police have 381 00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 3: discovered he's at the hospital. They've said to this film 382 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,040 Speaker 3: crew come along. The wife's like, yeah, sure, whatever, come along. 383 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,320 Speaker 3: I just need to know why he's in hospital. Film crew, wife, 384 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,600 Speaker 3: everyone turns up to the hospital. The surgeon goes, you 385 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 3: need to turn off the cameras. We need to take 386 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,080 Speaker 3: you into a private room. They have to tell the 387 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:25,919 Speaker 3: wife we're so sorry, but your husband had a giant 388 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,520 Speaker 3: class dealers. 389 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:30,119 Speaker 1: I can't get any law in my seat. Where's the cue? 390 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 1: Part of the story. 391 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 3: It gets worse. So then the theaters who was telling 392 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 3: this story said that you could hear the wife screaming 393 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,360 Speaker 3: down the horse. They've quickly sent the film crew away 394 00:18:41,359 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 3: because she's like, I don't want you to film this. 395 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,719 Speaker 3: She goes into his room. He's woken up from this 396 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:50,879 Speaker 3: big traumatic operation to his wife screaming at him. Because 397 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,720 Speaker 3: she didn't even know that was his kink and we 398 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 3: don't kink. Shame, but what an unfortunate incident. 399 00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:59,480 Speaker 1: Again, where's the cute part of this story? 400 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:05,960 Speaker 3: There's no cue potow now MC. The stars have not 401 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,640 Speaker 3: aligned in November, and it's not because mercury is in retrograde. 402 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,280 Speaker 1: Some crazy full moon or sun is aligning with Venus 403 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,040 Speaker 1: or some of that. It's worse mystical shit. Yep, it's worse. 404 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,560 Speaker 3: So, first of all, we have no nut November. 405 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,240 Speaker 1: For those that are not familiar with no nut November. 406 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,879 Speaker 3: Okay, So it started back in twenty eleven, and it 407 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,160 Speaker 3: was when all these ridiculous articles started going around saying 408 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 3: that if you don't masturbate, you'll have better mental clarity, 409 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 3: you'll work out better at the gym, you won't be 410 00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 3: so reliant on porn, which is all great, but can 411 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,359 Speaker 3: I just state that an ice bath does the exact 412 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,640 Speaker 3: same thing. Okay, So men for thirty days aren't allowed 413 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,680 Speaker 3: to nut. Basically they're not allowed to wink. 414 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: Now. 415 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:51,600 Speaker 3: Coinciding with that is November, which is for the ladies, 416 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:54,360 Speaker 3: which is a disaster because let me read you out 417 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:59,200 Speaker 3: the Urban Dictionary take on November it's designed for women 418 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 3: to take a vac from meaningful relationships during the month 419 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:07,320 Speaker 3: of November in order to sew one's oats as it were. Now, 420 00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,080 Speaker 3: I am a big fan of hop vamba. 421 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 1: Hey do what you need to do. 422 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,800 Speaker 3: I agree, And do you know why, because I think 423 00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:16,600 Speaker 3: we've had ten months of dating properly. We've been ladies. 424 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,560 Speaker 3: We've let these ridiculous men take us on the worst 425 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,919 Speaker 3: dates of our life. No offense men, but bussy men 426 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 3: were the worst. Two steps. 427 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:23,920 Speaker 1: I'm a block. 428 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:28,160 Speaker 3: I wish you so for one month, thirty days, women 429 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,560 Speaker 3: are allowed to go nights. Respond to that two am 430 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,119 Speaker 3: text saying are you up? 431 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:33,920 Speaker 1: Yeah? I am. 432 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:37,159 Speaker 3: Go have a wild night of passionate sex with the 433 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:40,280 Speaker 3: guy that you know is not boyfriend material, the guy 434 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 3: that is Peter pen Go enjoy us for thirty days. 435 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: Ho it up. It's almost the silly season. Gets silly early, 436 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,119 Speaker 1: get silly early. 437 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,960 Speaker 3: But they're not colliding. 438 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:55,120 Speaker 1: Okay, this actually makes sense. One gender is deciding there 439 00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:59,560 Speaker 1: the others going zip once. That's very visual for those 440 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,760 Speaker 1: listening on the radio. 441 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 3: And it's not working. So I want to start a 442 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 3: petition to get rid of no nut November. I think 443 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:11,080 Speaker 3: it's so ridiculous, like life is short, we have but 444 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,239 Speaker 3: one life. We don't know when we're going to get 445 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,560 Speaker 3: hit by a bus. Imagine if it's fifteen days three 446 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,199 Speaker 3: that you haven't had a wank. It's true, you'd be 447 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,840 Speaker 3: up in heaven or hell with blue balls. Blue balls. 448 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,920 Speaker 1: What's if we just look at another month? What about Sextember. 449 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,240 Speaker 3: Where we just all have sex insect? 450 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,800 Speaker 1: Why does it need to be November? What about October? 451 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:31,440 Speaker 3: Oh? 452 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:32,199 Speaker 5: I like that? 453 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:37,200 Speaker 1: What about Fanuary? Can I say the last one that 454 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,639 Speaker 1: I've written down? Oh? 455 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's my birthday and that checks out. 456 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:41,360 Speaker 1: What about August? 457 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get rid of no nut? November? I just 458 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,439 Speaker 3: bring in all these months. Maybe this is how we 459 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:48,920 Speaker 3: should be. 460 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,680 Speaker 1: Living anywhere, solving problems one show at a time. 461 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,760 Speaker 3: But can I tell you one other thing? It's also November. 462 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,800 Speaker 3: And for any ladies out there, I love a mustache. 463 00:21:57,880 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 3: I love who was that guy from the seven Freddy 464 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:04,800 Speaker 3: Murk magn the Magnum Guy tailor Tom Selleck. Yes, oh 465 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 3: my god, here's my old man crush. I'm obsessed with him. 466 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,919 Speaker 3: But it's also November, and I don't know, ladies, if 467 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 3: you've ever had a man with a mustache go down 468 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,960 Speaker 3: on you. Don't let that go to waste. We need 469 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 3: to get rid of No, no, not November, bring back 470 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:24,080 Speaker 3: home member. Let's just have a good time. Okay. So 471 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,159 Speaker 3: there's a new dating term, another one. We don't have 472 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,440 Speaker 3: enough dating terms. We've got bread crumbing, we've got ghosting, 473 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:35,040 Speaker 3: we've got love bombing. Now we've got throning, and throning 474 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 3: is messed up, and we're all going to get a 475 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,600 Speaker 3: bit paranoid. Well, we're either going to be sad because 476 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,720 Speaker 3: no one is throwning us, or we're going to get 477 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,040 Speaker 3: paranoid that we are being Is it? 478 00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,600 Speaker 1: Is it? Cause playing in your favorite Game of Thrones characters? 479 00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:46,320 Speaker 1: Is that? Is that? 480 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:50,800 Speaker 3: No? Throning is Well, it's described as dating someone who, 481 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 3: via association, increases your reputation and ego. So it might 482 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,880 Speaker 3: be like you're dating someone who's an influencer or they're 483 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,080 Speaker 3: rich or they're famous to kind of prop yourself. 484 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: So it's not like dating someone that's way hotter than you, 485 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,920 Speaker 1: because you think it's almost like an arrangement for you. 486 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 1: You want something that that person has, and you think 487 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,919 Speaker 1: by dating them that elevates you to whatever that might be. 488 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: Instagram followers exactly, fancy friends. 489 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,600 Speaker 3: Exactly, and it's definitely out there. I've got friends who 490 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,600 Speaker 3: are throning. Right now, we have someone on the line 491 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,640 Speaker 3: who is a self admitting throner. They have dated, they 492 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,960 Speaker 3: have throwned, and they join us tonight. Welcome to the show, Anonymous. 493 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:34,960 Speaker 5: Thank you so much for having me. 494 00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,360 Speaker 3: Okay, so tell us straight up, what makes you a throner? 495 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,600 Speaker 5: Well, I honestly hadn't really heard the term until recently. 496 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:48,320 Speaker 5: But I'm a photographer, a freelance photographer, and I intentionally 497 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 5: dated one of my ex clients because you had a lot. 498 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 1: Of followers follows. 499 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,119 Speaker 5: I dated it for six months. It was great and 500 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,200 Speaker 5: I got a lot out of it. 501 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:01,200 Speaker 3: Okay, talk us through it. So you took photographs of her? 502 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,200 Speaker 3: How did this come about? 503 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 1: Yeah? 504 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,639 Speaker 5: Yeah, So I met her at a product launch. She 505 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 5: mentioned in some like when we were chatting that she 506 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,600 Speaker 5: was looking for a photographer, and so I gave her 507 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:17,320 Speaker 5: my number and we set up a shoot. And then 508 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:21,359 Speaker 5: after that shoot, she posted some photos and tagged me, 509 00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,480 Speaker 5: and I got a lot of messages from that, like 510 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,960 Speaker 5: messages from potential clients, from hot kicks, like. I got 511 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,800 Speaker 5: a lot out of it. 512 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 3: So you got messages from hot chicks saying can you 513 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,200 Speaker 3: take pictures of us? 514 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,600 Speaker 5: So yeah, like can you be a photographer for me? 515 00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 5: There wasn't some flirty messages in there too, which was nice. 516 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,280 Speaker 5: But then I kind of was like, well, maybe if 517 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,800 Speaker 5: I keep seeing this girl, this you know, this influencer, 518 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 5: I might get more followers or my career might kind 519 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,240 Speaker 5: of continue to boom. So I sent her a message 520 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 5: being like, hey, do you want to keep doing shoots? 521 00:24:57,040 --> 00:25:02,399 Speaker 5: And we kind of started dating casually, But to be honest, 522 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,719 Speaker 5: I don't think I was ever like in love with 523 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,439 Speaker 5: her or even had any feelings. 524 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Speaker 1: And I'm assuming that that she clearly had no idea 525 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:14,440 Speaker 1: that you were doing this for strategic purposes as opposed 526 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 1: to romantic purposes. She's like, oh, this guy's into me. 527 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,440 Speaker 1: This is great, We're in a relationship. You're like, no, no, 528 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,399 Speaker 1: this is almost a business. 529 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:22,520 Speaker 3: I'm for followers. 530 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,680 Speaker 5: Yeah, for the first six months or so. But the 531 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 5: Indian she did kind of dumb me because she thought 532 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 5: that I was using her. Look she was. She was 533 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 5: badly nice and lovely and we got long. But what 534 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,760 Speaker 5: I liked more was kind of the events I got 535 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,720 Speaker 5: to go do and and the people I got to 536 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,119 Speaker 5: hang around and what it did for my career. 537 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 3: But you're kind of a dick. 538 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:45,479 Speaker 5: Well you got a hustle. 539 00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:48,719 Speaker 3: Wow, okay, So how did you get a bone with her? 540 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 3: Because this is what I wonder about. 541 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 1: How did you get a bonus? 542 00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,800 Speaker 3: Because when I can't stand a guy, I go as 543 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,240 Speaker 3: dry as a desert. There is no you ain't getting 544 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,359 Speaker 3: anywhere near it. As soon as you give me the ick, 545 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,679 Speaker 3: it is like dry as a dog. How did you 546 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:10,000 Speaker 3: have sex? How did you make this girl think you 547 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,399 Speaker 3: were still into her or into her at all? For 548 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,359 Speaker 3: six months? 549 00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,720 Speaker 5: I'm going to sound like it hot, still fun. 550 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,080 Speaker 1: You didn't hate the person, so it wasn't like you 551 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: hated being around here, Like she's hot, she's cool. 552 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 3: And would you do it again? Like was all of 553 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:28,640 Speaker 3: this worth it? 554 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:29,680 Speaker 2: Yeah? 555 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:33,640 Speaker 5: Absolutely? It was like in the sixth to eight months, 556 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 5: I got like maybe twenty five thousand followers. 557 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,080 Speaker 1: If she hadn't have cottoned on to you, and if 558 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 1: she hadn't have pulled the plug, would you have stayed 559 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 1: in this relationship? Would you have remained on the throne 560 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,160 Speaker 1: and just gone on for as long as you possibly 561 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,199 Speaker 1: could because you were getting so much fun of a 562 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,880 Speaker 1: better term on the side from this situation. 563 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,159 Speaker 5: Yeah, I reckon I would have gone on for at 564 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,560 Speaker 5: least another maybe six months, but I don't know how 565 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,359 Speaker 5: many like family Christmas, I could have done like taking 566 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 5: it at. 567 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,600 Speaker 3: Some point, Well, you just have to go to hell. 568 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,360 Speaker 3: But thank you so much for calling us. 569 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:11,880 Speaker 1: We appreciate it. 570 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:19,520 Speaker 3: I don't normally like to judgement you're you're the worst. 571 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: I'm actually surprised that you are still here after I 572 00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,960 Speaker 1: claimed that you were a glass dildo user earlier in 573 00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:26,280 Speaker 1: the show. 574 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 3: Every week, apparably last week, I had heard pie, Yeah, 575 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,320 Speaker 3: we are forgetting that. You did also tell us she 576 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 3: had I'm so sorry, and you've also told we also 577 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,160 Speaker 3: did tell you that we think you fart in front 578 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 3: of that trying to unt. But you have really delivered 579 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 3: this week. Explain to us what you've set us. 580 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,440 Speaker 6: Up right, So I've explored the realms of the internet 581 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,359 Speaker 6: this week to bring you, guys the most embarrassing sex 582 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,760 Speaker 6: confession and why I had fun at home just looking 583 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 6: at I was like. 584 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 1: This would be why not? 585 00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,080 Speaker 6: I was like, wait, I have a ready to show 586 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,520 Speaker 6: worked for that really benefits. 587 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,520 Speaker 1: This is actually work and these aren't these aren't your 588 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: personal experiences just double checking before we get into them. 589 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,640 Speaker 6: No, me, my mom, my dad? 590 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,520 Speaker 1: Okay, great, Okay, well then who's who's who? All right? 591 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,879 Speaker 1: So basically we're just going to go back and forth 592 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:17,080 Speaker 1: with these embarrassing sex confessions that you have found on the. 593 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 3: Internet, and we haven't read them yet. Now we have, 594 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,840 Speaker 3: we're raw dogging this whole segment. 595 00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:23,840 Speaker 1: Not comfortable with you using raw dogging in the context. 596 00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 3: That you did go first one okay, first embarrassing sex confession. 597 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:31,040 Speaker 3: I accidentally weed on an ex boyfriend when I was 598 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:34,440 Speaker 3: in a weird position and I told him, I asked, squirted. 599 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,760 Speaker 3: I have said this forever. Squirting isn't real. It's youurin Asian. Okay, continue, 600 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,560 Speaker 3: I'm not sure that's even a real thing that ladies 601 00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:46,160 Speaker 3: actually do, but he believed it. I was so embarrassed. 602 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 3: There was we everywhere, to the point the sheets were damp. 603 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,880 Speaker 3: At least he could feel proud when when. 604 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,640 Speaker 1: You he walked away thinking that he's a legend. She 605 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 1: walked away horrified. Not the golden shower anyone was hoping for. 606 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,920 Speaker 3: Every time I say to people, you're not squirting, it's Eurinesian. 607 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 3: My DMS fire up with people going it is squirting, 608 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:10,040 Speaker 3: it is squirting, but science has proven just a piss. 609 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 3: It's just a piss, all right. 610 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,600 Speaker 1: Me and my husband were going at it when Mum 611 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,560 Speaker 1: turned up at the house unannounced. All our clothes were 612 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: in a different room and we were both stuck in 613 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,080 Speaker 1: the living room. My husband ended up having to run 614 00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:25,080 Speaker 1: across the garden to fetch clothes for the both of 615 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,760 Speaker 1: us while I kept telling Mum, I'll be another minute. 616 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 1: We said we were playing hide and seek, and she 617 00:29:31,320 --> 00:29:34,160 Speaker 1: never showed up unannounced again after. That still makes me 618 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,120 Speaker 1: cringe to this day. 619 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 3: I mean they were hiding something. 620 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,760 Speaker 1: I know for a fact. The producer Taylor has been 621 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: caught in a similar situation like this by your parents. 622 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,680 Speaker 6: My brother was brother. Yeah, he came home earlier than usual. 623 00:29:47,800 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 1: Go on what happened. 624 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:51,400 Speaker 6: What happened my husband now, But back then we're absolutely not. 625 00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 6: We're in the back room and we thought we were alone. 626 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,000 Speaker 6: And then my brother came home drunk from the races 627 00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 6: and goes, God, he was drunk, and goes, listen, if 628 00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 6: you give me a lift down to North which is 629 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 6: incredible nightclub. 630 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:02,840 Speaker 3: I won't tell anyone. 631 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 6: Next day, we're all having breakfast as a family blackmail 632 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 6: jew and he goes, oh, Mom, Dad, guess what I 633 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 6: saw Taylor doing last night? And then my mom goes, well, 634 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 6: at least someone in this house is getting. 635 00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, yeah for openness and yeah for having sex. 636 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,400 Speaker 3: I would die. I once walked in on my brother. 637 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,080 Speaker 3: He was fast asleep with a girl in my bed 638 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:26,200 Speaker 3: with a girl, and he was so drunk he had 639 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,320 Speaker 3: passed out without the don or on. Still, yeah, you 640 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 3: need to say triggering memories. 641 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 1: Do you prefer that though, than walking in on your 642 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 1: sister going hammer and tong with a boyfriend? Next? 643 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,320 Speaker 3: Next confession no family members ever. Akay met a guy 644 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,520 Speaker 3: at a pub. We went back to his and ended 645 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 3: up having a great time involving some backdoor action? Am 646 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,040 Speaker 3: I the only one not doing backdoor action? 647 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,840 Speaker 1: What animals talk on the show? 648 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:55,640 Speaker 3: Talk? Afterwards? Oh god, oh this makes me feel sick. Afterwards, 649 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,840 Speaker 3: I noticed there was quite a strong smell in the room, 650 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,840 Speaker 3: and I thought, hm, maybe he is a messy guy. 651 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,560 Speaker 3: I turned the lights on and all I, oh god, 652 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:12,280 Speaker 3: all I could see was my poo on his bed sheets. 653 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 3: I diverted his attention, turn the lights off again, and 654 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,400 Speaker 3: we went to sleep. There would be no sleeping, for 655 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,959 Speaker 3: they slept in her sheet. She goes, I left early 656 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,440 Speaker 3: in the morning, before the morning sun shed light on 657 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:30,040 Speaker 3: my poo. Safe to say, I never heard back from him. Girl, girl, 658 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,760 Speaker 3: I would get out a mop and bucket. I would 659 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 3: start a fire in the backyard. I would throw those 660 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 3: bed sheets. Don't leave it then, I love that. 661 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,000 Speaker 1: Aw let's go to sleep, And they slept in her shit. 662 00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,240 Speaker 3: This is disgusting, tailor, you were, well, you've wented that much. 663 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,520 Speaker 1: Fun with this segment your internet so I'm surprised the 664 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,080 Speaker 1: police haven't turned up to your place to investigate your 665 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:54,360 Speaker 1: Internet search history. 666 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 3: Do you know what anyone who's just had a really traumatic, 667 00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 3: embarrassing bedroom experience is like, Oh, I am oh, I 668 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,920 Speaker 3: am fine. Okay, shall we do one? 669 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 2: Yeah? 670 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: Please? I mean no, but yes. 671 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 3: Okay, let's do this one. It was my eighteenth birthday. 672 00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,440 Speaker 3: It was about twelve thirty AM, and my girlfriend and 673 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,360 Speaker 3: I were lying on the couch watching a movie cute. 674 00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,680 Speaker 3: My family had gone to bed earlier, and my girlfriend 675 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 3: turned her head and said, I'm going to give you 676 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,640 Speaker 3: your birthday present now. We started going at it on 677 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,960 Speaker 3: the couch while spooning under a blanket. I've done this. Sorry, 678 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:31,000 Speaker 3: not too much motion, just some good grinding. But I 679 00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:34,960 Speaker 3: was bulls deep in her. The light suddenly turned on. 680 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:38,200 Speaker 3: I see my mother, father, and sister carrying a birthday cake, 681 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,120 Speaker 3: walking into the room or singing Happy Birthday while I 682 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 3: am bulls deep in my girlfriend. 683 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,240 Speaker 1: It's like a scene from American Ply or one of 684 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,720 Speaker 1: those early naughties rom com fee. 685 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's like the whole world just stops. 686 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,080 Speaker 3: Your whole world would just stop. 687 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,960 Speaker 1: Look, there is a way, but there is a way 688 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,080 Speaker 1: for you to avoid having an awkward sex encounter or 689 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,000 Speaker 1: an embarrassing sexual story like this feature on a future 690 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 1: episode of Source of Secrets. 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Let us know how you 711 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:04,880 Speaker 3: go and listen. If you get engaged, I want to 712 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:05,480 Speaker 3: go to the wedding. 713 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:09,240 Speaker 1: Grab the podcast, like subscribe, share it with your friends, 714 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,320 Speaker 1: maybe not your parents, given what we've talked about on 715 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,759 Speaker 1: the show. Hopefully we'll be back next week. 716 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:17,200 Speaker 3: Let's if we get canceled, Oh boy bye,