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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody. Good afternoon everyone, will And

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Speaker 1: what are you getting your home? And Woods? You and

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Speaker 1: I have been invited to the Melbourne Cap Carnival, but

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Speaker 1: we both need a plus one. Tragic timing. Yesterday the

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Speaker 1: world found out together that you had resigned officially from dating.

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Speaker 1: So you've decided to fill the plus one. You're going

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Speaker 1: to take the most taken thing you could possibly take

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Speaker 1: on the planet, an incredibly unavailable, very happily married mum

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Speaker 1: plus mum. So after five o'clock, Woods, the hunt continues

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Speaker 1: for your plus mom to the Melbourne Cup Carnival this weekend.

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Speaker 2: That is right if you want it to be you

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Speaker 2: by the way course anytime or DM Instagram, Facebook, Will

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Speaker 2: and Woody for both.

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Speaker 1: My mum doesn't want to come with me, No, she

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Speaker 1: rejected you on the show was very entertaining. You get

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Speaker 1: that on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: iHeart Radio Live on Radio. Really hurt. But yeah, looking

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Speaker 2: forward to whoever the mum is that I'm taking, William.

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Speaker 2: But right up next, I mean the show starts with

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Speaker 2: a real bang, William does it? A bloke has faked

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Speaker 2: his own death. Guy has genuinely faked his own death.

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Speaker 2: The reason why he faked his own death is hilarious

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Speaker 2: and I'll tell you up next on Willim Woodie, We're

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Speaker 2: gonna all learn about a guy, Australian guy who faked

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Speaker 2: his own death. He went through the process of faking

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Speaker 2: your own death. It must have been pretty strenuous, I imagine,

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Speaker 2: because what did he go with? How well, you've got

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Speaker 2: to flee your home.

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Speaker 1: I imagine understand there are things to do, but like i'

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Speaker 1: mean like, like what did he go with? Did he

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Speaker 1: go like?

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Speaker 2: Oh, so the story she didn't specify. Oh okay, they

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Speaker 2: just said that he faked his own death. He was

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Speaker 2: gone off the grid. And the reason he did it

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Speaker 2: is because he didn't want to pay his girlfriend back

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Speaker 2: seven hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that wasn't a hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: It was seven hundred bucks. He was like, Nah, I

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Speaker 2: don't think I can pay her back. I know, I'll

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Speaker 2: just fake me own death.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seems like he seems at the last option.

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Speaker 2: I would have thought so. A few months later, she

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Speaker 2: then she then finds him working at a restaurant. She's like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know the guy's name. They've faked his name.

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Speaker 2: Becau it's a bit of a legal issue at the

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Speaker 2: moment she sees the guy Jason jays, you're alive. He

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Speaker 2: still knowing that he owes a seven hundred dollars pretended

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Speaker 2: he didn't know who she was, so he's kept rolling

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Speaker 2: with it. Could be I dare say, will Australia's biggest

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Speaker 2: cheap ass?

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Speaker 1: He'd be out there.

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Speaker 2: My question for you is ye. And it's no secret

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Speaker 2: if you've listened to this show. A little bit. I

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Speaker 2: can be a little bit tight with money, a little

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Speaker 2: bit skimp with my cash, will, A bit frugal, tiny

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Speaker 2: bit frugal?

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Speaker 3: Will?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, modest with my spending. So many ways to describe.

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Speaker 1: It, We've done too many.

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Speaker 2: Do you think I'm more of a cheap ass than

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Speaker 2: this guy? Or do you think the dude who faked

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Speaker 2: his death to avoid paying seven hundred dollars is more of.

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Speaker 1: A cheap good question? Good question was there was a

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Speaker 1: moment when I remember when we used to go to

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Speaker 1: nightclubs together. Yes, I always used to be Oh, the

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Speaker 1: good old days, I used to I always used to wonder,

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Speaker 1: along with a lot of our friends, why you were

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Speaker 1: always the last person to leave the nightclub?

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Speaker 2: The old tactic, Will.

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Speaker 1: So we used to wait at the front, and for

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Speaker 1: some reason you would be the last person out until

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Speaker 1: one night we were out a club in the city

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Speaker 1: and we're all standing out on the street once again

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Speaker 1: waiting for Woody, and you took a little bit longer

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Speaker 1: than expected. And I actually ran in and I was like,

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Speaker 1: where the hell, what the hell are you doing? And

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Speaker 1: you were next to the bar on all fours, finding

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Speaker 1: all the loose change that dropped off. The night gets better,

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Speaker 1: and his family three meters away, his brother also on all.

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Speaker 2: We were competing. We're competing for the gold coins, because

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Speaker 2: the thing is, when it's dark in the nightclub, you

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Speaker 2: can't see them. Soon as the lights go on, it

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Speaker 2: is an absolute gold mine bime down there. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 2: I thought, look, I'm a massive ch past that which.

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Speaker 1: I would say would pick you pretty squarely against this bloke.

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Speaker 2: And that's fair. So what I want to do right

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Speaker 2: now is open up the phone lines thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: sixty five and finally find Australia's biggest cheap ass. Okay,

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Speaker 2: right now, you've got me. And Dodo faked his own

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Speaker 2: death to pay a debt, to not repay a debt.

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Speaker 1: The bar is pretty high.

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Speaker 2: The bar is pretty high. We've also had a call

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Speaker 2: on this show before from Brett's brother or Brett's stitching

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Speaker 2: up his brother hedles into this. Brett, your brother's are Fineman.

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Speaker 3: Yes he is, and he's so cheap that even when

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Speaker 3: he's off shift he'll get dressed into his turnout here

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Speaker 3: and go down to Macas for half priced macers.

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Speaker 2: So are you Australia's biggest cheap ass? You can dob

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Speaker 2: someone in, you can confess. Let's finally, let's put it

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Speaker 2: to bed. Who is Australia's biggest cheap ass. We're taking

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Speaker 2: people putting their hand up saying in the biggest cheap

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Speaker 2: got Brook here, Brook, you are the cheap ass.

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Speaker 4: No, it's not me, it's fonce.

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Speaker 2: Okay, ifonce, why is there a bigger cheap ass Brook?

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Speaker 4: Okay. So the other night we were both sitting down

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Speaker 4: the couch and we decided watching Glorious Fastest. Great, so yeah,

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Speaker 4: gets on the internet and we are about halfway through

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Speaker 4: Gloria's Fastest and it was in a really really good

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Speaker 4: part of the movie, and then the subscription pops up

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Speaker 4: and says Gotta pay ninety nine period watching and the

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Speaker 1: Well last Brook love him the Biggest Chiefs in Australia

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Speaker 1: or he's out there with Woods's got the title. Got

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Speaker 1: Jake here on Thurday and one of six five jac

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Speaker 1: this is made of yours that you reckons the biggest

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Speaker 1: Chiefs in Australia. Yeah, good, that'd be very good.

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Speaker 5: Long time listener, first time cooler.

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Speaker 1: Show, Jakie.

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Speaker 5: Oh thanks for having me. Yeah, it's nicely me from

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Speaker 5: Made of Mine. So I went to Universe. We were

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Speaker 5: out a at a restaurant one night and it was

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Speaker 5: a day to be your own wine and they'd give

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Speaker 5: you a glass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: The waitress at the end of the night comes around

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Speaker 5: and she's collecting all these glasses. Made them want ed?

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Speaker 5: Was that much of the tide ass for his own

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Speaker 5: and he's like, oh no, no, no, that's my glass, and

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Speaker 5: she's like, yeah, but I've got to take it now

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Speaker 5: because they're closing and it's a dollar and he's like

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Speaker 5: no no, and we're going to a full Are you

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Speaker 5: with her about him bringing his own glass to saving

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Speaker 5: a dollar, and I think.

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Speaker 1: It's a dollar Woodie, the principal will no, it's not

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Speaker 1: the prince at all. It's the money. It's the dollar.

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Speaker 2: You had a few dollars together and all of a

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Speaker 2: sudden it's ten, twelve, fourteen, twenty.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense. We've got Lily here. You're just

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Speaker 1: saying numbers, Lily. Uh, you reckon you're the biggest cheap

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that.

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Speaker 6: We live with my grandmother and so obviously she still

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Speaker 6: gets a lot of snail mails. But I keep a

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Speaker 6: keen eye on whether the post is to that actually

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Speaker 6: stamped the stamp on the envelope, and if you haven't,

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Speaker 6: which often they haven't, I soaked the envelope, kill the

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Speaker 2: Nice Janius, savvy janius. Every dollars a prisoner. We got

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Speaker 2: Britney here. Brittany, you're the cheap as putting your hand

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Speaker 2: up Australia's biggest cheap pass.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, guys, I have to admit the two years or

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Speaker 7: I've sort of always been this way, but recently, any

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Speaker 7: gift that I get from anyone I sell.

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Speaker 1: Oh you just sell it?

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Speaker 2: What's wrong with that if you don't?

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Speaker 1: But if you don't want any gift? What if you

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Speaker 1: liked at Brittany?

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Speaker 7: Oh, like, my mum got me a bracelet made once

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Speaker 7: and I told her I lost it and I actually

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Speaker 7: sold it because it was worth a bit now.

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Speaker 8: A little bit.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you've got no shame in this?

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Speaker 3: Do you give it?

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Speaker 7: Like Sydney really state?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's expensive, it is expensive.

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Speaker 1: Right, Look, I'll tell you what we've got. I feel

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Speaker 1: with I mean, we started this place saying you're the

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Speaker 1: biggest cheap ass in Australia, Woods, I think we need

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Speaker 1: to start appreciating the fact that there are a lot

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Speaker 1: of people that could be a bigger cheap ass than you.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think there's anyone yet. The bloc took

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Speaker 2: his own glass to avoid the one dollar.

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Speaker 1: Last guy pretty bad. Britney sells every gift that she

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Speaker 1: Would would you be willing? Would you I know you

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Speaker 1: do it. A cheap cheap off on the airwaves.

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Speaker 2: Next, how does a cheap off work with you?

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Speaker 1: Just go cheap for cheap, story for story, how cheap

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Speaker 1: you possibly are? And then the winner takes over the title.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I will destroy anyone who wants to step up

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Speaker 2: to the plate. I'll take Lily, I'll take John, I'll

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Speaker 2: take James, I'll take whoever else called before.

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Speaker 1: All right, great, let's do it. Let's do ittle royal

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Speaker 1: five on one.

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Speaker 2: I'll take an.

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Speaker 1: We've got our sells, the dead set cheap off on

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Speaker 1: the airways.

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Speaker 2: Except to be honest with you that I'm a little

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Speaker 2: bit offended and hurt that you think the calls we've

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Speaker 2: just received makes all these people more of a cheap

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Speaker 2: pass than me.

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Speaker 1: It's a crown that you wear quite proudly.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, and I think if you want to try and

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Speaker 2: prove that these mere mortals are bigger cheap passes than me,

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Speaker 2: then you've got to prove it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what we're going to do? You were upset

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Speaker 1: with the think that some of the calls with what

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Speaker 1: might have had you on the ropes. Yes, we've got

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do three rounds. Yes, three rounds in the

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Speaker 1: Cheap Off, one caller each round. Yeah, it's just blow

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Speaker 1: for blow.

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Speaker 2: I just have a top their cheap past story. I'll

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Speaker 2: do a cheaper story after their story.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. That's all you need. Let's go into round one

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Speaker 1: here in the Cheap Off, We've got Kelly in the

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Speaker 1: red corner. Kelly, welcome to the cheap Off. Hit us

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Speaker 1: with your cheap story.

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Speaker 9: I'm Astra's biggest chief armist.

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Speaker 3: I collect all those bottles for the return and end

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Speaker 3: for ten cents, and I have gone into neighbors been

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Speaker 3: to collect them.

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Speaker 1: My collection pretty cheap kel woods. What have you got Lees?

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Speaker 2: Whenever I stayed at a hotel, I replaced alcohol with

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Speaker 2: water so I don't have to pay for the butt.

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Speaker 1: Around one. Kelly's on the canvas. Kelly, Wow, proud of

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Speaker 2: I do. It's disgusting behavior.

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Speaker 1: I've got Stacey here for round two and the chief Off. Stacy,

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Speaker 10: Okay, I'm the biggest chief ask I've made about two

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Speaker 10: hundred sake emails and signed up to websites for shoes

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Speaker 10: You get twenty dollars off or ten dollars off.

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Speaker 2: Geez, that's a committed cheap.

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Speaker 1: It's a good flow. It's a body blow.

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Speaker 2: Here's the champ God, here's the thing. I hang a

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Speaker 2: for six months at a time. Stacy, tell your.

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Speaker 5: Story work and Stacey, I tried, I tried it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm proud of your Stacey. I'm proud of you.

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Speaker 1: Around, Kenny, hold onto the title biggest chief pass in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Need what of your guts?

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Speaker 7: Guys absolute amateurs so far, I have never ever bought

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Speaker 7: any condiments like for years, because every time that I

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Speaker 7: every single salt, sugar, sashet. I've never purchased any of

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Speaker 1: Don't mind it get out of the head.

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Speaker 2: Every single Saturday, I pretend I'm a parent of a

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Speaker 1: Damn, damn, no.

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Speaker 2: One can touch me. Well, no one can touch me.

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Speaker 1: Joining us on the show. Absolute legend of this show

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Speaker 1: is by Ryan Gabo. Hey mate, congratulations on last night.

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Speaker 1: Amazing what you did in the ratings. I mean, how

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Speaker 1: are you feeling about that? Well?

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Speaker 3: Man? And that's that's what it's talking about.

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Speaker 1: Really, do you want to have a bit of a

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Speaker 1: swipe at the block and bride and pread? Just who

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Speaker 3: Not yet? Give me a couple of weeks when I

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Speaker 1: We had a bit of a battle Royal Bo, Ryan

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Speaker 1: and Scottie Camp. Where would you most like to take

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Speaker 3: I'm really good in Mongolia and that's actually no Korea correct? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and I found myself man, So I'd like to fight

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Speaker 2: Death do you want to you want to fight him

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Speaker 3: I'd love to go rogue on him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so mate, let's get down to brass tacks.

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Speaker 7: Though.

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Speaker 1: I woke up today and there's a story in the

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Speaker 1: third wheeling all the contestants at the end of the challenge.

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Speaker 1: Do you want to explain yourself.

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Speaker 3: For Yeah, let me return sir, who's the journalist? Anyway,

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Speaker 3: I'll just let this just let's just get straight into it.

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Speaker 3: Someone said to me, now it's just ten minutes ago,

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Speaker 3: what how with all the hopes? I mean, that's me,

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Speaker 3: they said to me, being yourself. You guys know, my

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Speaker 3: hut was on my touchy feeling gorne and I just

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Speaker 3: felt it. I just felt the emotion and I love it.

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Speaker 3: The hugs going next level tonight? What you thought last night?

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Speaker 3: I was good? Wait you see tonight?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what happened to see?

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Speaker 3: Hey? Wait? Do you the hugs get progressively like tighter?

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Speaker 3: And last night I was stood wheeling a bit.

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Speaker 1: I had to work.

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Speaker 3: That was saying, you don't mean to hunt, and I said,

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Speaker 3: we got down and dirty, and mate, when you were

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Speaker 3: know you, miss us. So I just pick pictured every person, man, woman,

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Speaker 3: don't matter who they were, even a bear. Once when

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Speaker 3: was turning them all like my wife's car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah beautiful.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man. I just when I see him

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Speaker 3: come over to the mountain, especially in Mongolia they're on

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Speaker 3: I just go to man. I've got a hut name Hut.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 3: I're I'm going to keep doing it.

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Speaker 8: You know what.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to chose this journalist whoever he's a Painut,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to keep doing it.

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Speaker 2: We love that, and we want you to keep hugging.

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Speaker 4: Mate.

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Speaker 2: Every time we say bloody, wrap your arms around his

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Speaker 2: bag because we love a big bow hug.

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Speaker 3: Mate, yeah around, You.

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Speaker 1: Did not just hug. You did not just hug Wally.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe good stuff.

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Speaker 7: Mate.

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Speaker 1: Hey, thanks join us amazing great Australia. He's back on

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Speaker 1: tonight on your TV channel ten seven thirty. Thanks for

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Speaker 1: joining us, Bow pleasure mate, It's time for our favorite segment.

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Speaker 1: Wrong word, wrong place on kiss you?

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Speaker 8: I say, well, you say screwed on de light, delicious.

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Speaker 2: In the wrong place? Very simple, will have you put

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Speaker 2: if you've heard someone put the wrong word in the

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Speaker 2: wrong place, please come on down Toba men stitch him

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Speaker 2: up on it at thirteen one oh sixty five is

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Speaker 11: This is my partner.

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Speaker 12: I was really sick a little while ago, and we're

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Speaker 12: meant to be going to this party, but I couldn't

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Speaker 9: Anyway, the next day I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, how is the party? He's like, yeah, good.

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Speaker 4: You know, people asked where you were.

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Speaker 9: I'm like, what did you tell them? And he's like,

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Speaker 9: I just told them you're really sick with chlamydia.

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Speaker 2: Pop Eliza, your family friend put the wrong word in

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Speaker 7: She's an old Elebanese woman. She went to say that

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Speaker 7: her husband had prostate cancer, but she accidentally said, oh no,

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Speaker 7: my husband has prostitute cancer.

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Speaker 1: So that's you or someone that you know. All you're

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Speaker 1: going to do is come on the alives, tell us

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Speaker 1: the story. It's a great time for all. Have you

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Speaker 1: put the wrong word in the wrong place? We got

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Speaker 1: Deborah here.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just Deborah. Sorry, Deborah, Deborah, this was

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Speaker 2: your daughter.

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Speaker 8: It's my daughter. We were talking about the movie There's

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Speaker 8: big trouble in this with China, and my son.

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Speaker 10: Says to my daughter, what did mom just say? And

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Speaker 10: my daughter says, there's going to be big trouble in

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Speaker 10: your vagina?

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Speaker 1: Very good, Borah. We've got Madison here. On Madison, you

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Speaker 8: Hey, guys. Yes, So I work in a pretty busy

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Speaker 8: Thankfully everyone was okay and all injuries or anything like that.

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Speaker 8: But I went to yell out, hey, everyone come over

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Speaker 1: That guysing, Wow, we have got Natalie here. Finally, Natalie,

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Speaker 7: I did so.

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Speaker 9: I'm a Grade one teacher and I was teaching them

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Speaker 1: Woods and I have been invited to the Melbourne Cap

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Speaker 1: Carnival and look, we both need a plus one but

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Speaker 1: would sadly, yesterday you resigned officially from dating, a little

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Speaker 1: Was tragic for the whole nation.

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Speaker 2: But you still's not that big.

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Speaker 1: Have to take a plus one to the races, and

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Speaker 1: we've agreed the best result for you, given that you

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Speaker 1: have resigned, is to take a very taken, happily married

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest, there are a lot of mums

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Speaker 1: go with you, and I think it's a good thing.

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Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be really good thing for you.

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Speaker 2: But I've booked us a hair appointment on Saturday morning. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: the girl's gonna get glammed up.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow. And it's all the trimming. We'll go along.

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Speaker 1: Then there's a beautiful little setup with the kiss Marquee

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Speaker 1: the drinks of the day, the food, et cetera. I've

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Speaker 1: the Whiz. Let me know, there are a lot of

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Speaker 1: just don't think like they're going to be able to

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Speaker 2: Oh well rounded, gentlemen. Will I've traveled home to Asia

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Speaker 2: a number of times. That's fine, I talk about that.

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Speaker 1: But like, what are you going to talk to my

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Speaker 2: I had a suit tailed in Vietnam, Sandra? Where do

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Speaker 2: you get that little dress?

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Speaker 1: Made? Great?

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Speaker 2: Sandy?

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Speaker 1: So this is the this is the concern, Okay, I

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Speaker 1: and we sort of asked ourselves, how could wood he

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Speaker 1: need to do on the day is a good thing. Sure,

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Speaker 1: whichever mum you're taking to the races, And we all

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Speaker 1: agree the number one thing that all mums have got

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Speaker 2: Very good.

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Speaker 1: So I'm going to invite a guest into the studio.

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Speaker 1: His name's doctor Tony Morgan. Toby Morgan, Sorry about that, Toby.

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Speaker 1: Toby's going to come to the studio right now, and.

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Speaker 2: Am I going to give birth?

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll let Toby explain, Toby, Doctor Toby Morgan. Want

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Speaker 1: to look to this year?

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Speaker 2: Thank you guys, thanks having me.

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Speaker 1: No where is it on me? So Toby, what do

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Speaker 1: you do exactly? So, I'm an obstetrician.

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Speaker 12: I've been doing that for a few years now.

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Speaker 1: Yep, beautiful. Great, And and can you just tell us

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Speaker 12: So basically it's a birth in simulator. There's different controls

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Speaker 1: Perfect.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not doing that. Well look why sorry, Toby.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean well, I think that we need to

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Speaker 1: appease all the mums that want to go with you,

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Speaker 1: and a lot of them are saying that they want

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Speaker 1: to relate to you stuff.

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Speaker 2: The ones that have a problem. I just invite the

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Speaker 2: ones that don't have a problem.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 1: It's something that's a commonplace amongst all the mums, and

447
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Speaker 1: I think it's going to help you in terms of

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Speaker 1: your chat. So here's the thing. Toby's going to stay

449
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Speaker 1: with us up next and we just thought to ourselves

450
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Speaker 1: in order to relate to mums the most about giving birth,

451
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Speaker 1: you're going to be hearing birthing stories from mums. So

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Speaker 1: thirty one or six five, if you had a bit

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Speaker 1: of a hectic birth, I'd love to hear from your

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Speaker 1: mums out there. And you're going to hear those birthing

455
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Speaker 1: stories from mums whilst experiencing what it feels like to

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Speaker 1: give birth. Yeah, then you'll be fully acquainted with the experience.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever strapped yourself to this bad boy Toby never?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Okay, good Wood.

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Speaker 1: He is going to be taking a very hamply married,

463
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Speaker 1: very taken mum to the Melbourne Cup Carnival as his

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Speaker 1: plus mum this weekend plus mum. All right, So you

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Speaker 1: can actually check this out on line Instagram Facebook, will

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Speaker 1: and what do we are? Live on Instagram?

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Speaker 2: Facebook?

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Speaker 1: So can I to everybody who's watching on there right now?

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Speaker 1: Woods big query from all the mums or a lot

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Speaker 1: of mums online who are interested to come to the

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Speaker 1: races with you over the Melbourne Cup Carnival as your

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Speaker 1: plus mum was that they felt like they were't going

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Speaker 1: to be able to relate to you.

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Speaker 2: Can you show me those messages.

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Speaker 1: We will laught with. But basically I put my head

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Speaker 1: together with the producing team and we thought, you know what,

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Speaker 1: the way to relate to a mum is to understand birth.

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Speaker 1: And look, that's not something that you can physically genetically understand. Yes,

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Speaker 1: until we brought in doctor Toby Morgan. So Toby's in

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Speaker 1: here with saying, Toby, you've brought in a machine that

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Speaker 1: simulates labor. Yeah, that's exactly right. So basically there's electrodes

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Speaker 1: that will send.

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Speaker 12: Pulses through to the muscles to basically, you know, simulate

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Speaker 12: childbirth more or less, not the full pain, the full

485
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Speaker 12: stand but more or less what it feels like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful, all right. So once you get the full

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Speaker 1: experience here, what's going to happen is you're going to

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Speaker 1: be rigged up to the birthing simulator and you're going

489
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Speaker 1: to be experiencing birth whilst hearing pretty hectic child labor

490
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Speaker 1: stories from women. So the full experience, well, this is

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Speaker 1: the full experience was three three hundred and sixty Degrees

492
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Speaker 1: of Birth is what we've named it. You can check

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Speaker 1: it out online Instagram, Facebook, Will and Woody if you

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Speaker 1: want to come and watch this there. But shall we

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Speaker 1: get into it? Yeah sure, okay, So I'll get Dr

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Speaker 1: Morgan to just just turn it on.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean turn it on? I haven't heard

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Speaker 2: a start.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So he's going to turn It's going to

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Speaker 1: increase in levels slowly. So what are we on there?

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Speaker 1: Dr Morgan? Pretty low?

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Speaker 3: Are we about?

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Speaker 1: One out of eight? Christ has called on thirty one

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Speaker 1: and sixty five. Christa, talk to us. You had a

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Speaker 1: bit of a hectic birth.

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Speaker 10: I did.

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Speaker 9: Hey boys, how I am so what you're feeling now

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Speaker 9: we've got I had eighteen hours worth of it. Eighteen

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Speaker 9: four point seven klo.

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Speaker 4: Baby at the end of it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Christa, thanks so much for the call. Absolutely

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Speaker 1: love it. So look, I think we should maybe turn

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Speaker 1: it up a little bit for the sake of christ

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Speaker 1: is eighteen hours? Oh wow?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: You can check us out on like, Instagram, Facebook. We'll

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Speaker 1: hold my hand.

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Speaker 2: Can you hold my hand?

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Speaker 1: I'm on the other side of the desk. You can't

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Speaker 1: hold your hand. Hold Dr Morgan's hand. They're holding hands everyone,

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Speaker 1: what are you experiencing birth? In order to relate to

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Speaker 1: his plus mum this weekend at the Melbourne Cup Carnival.

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Speaker 1: We've got Taylor here. Taylor, you had a bit of

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Speaker 1: a hectic birth.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I did.

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm well, woody, how are you? I'm really?

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Speaker 2: She was asking me, I mean from sorry, Taylor? What

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Speaker 2: was your birst story?

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Speaker 8: So?

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Speaker 11: I had a thirty two hour labor. I went into

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Speaker 11: labor at home because obviously my child doesn't have a father,

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Speaker 11: so I went in on my own. I thought everything

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Speaker 11: was fine. I walked into the bursting room and my

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Speaker 11: daughter's head came out. I'm walking in there.

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Speaker 1: Whole bunch of other.

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Speaker 11: Heavily pregnant ladies in there just watching this absolute monster

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Speaker 11: just exit this lady like I was scrazy.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, so Sayla, that is wild? Taylor. Should we

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Speaker 1: turn the birthing simulator up to celebrate your story? Turn

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Speaker 1: it up? Turn it up, doctor Morgan?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Wow wow? Where are we out there? Dr Morgan on

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Speaker 1: the simulator?

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Speaker 2: About five? We're about a five.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's go to Sarah.

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Speaker 2: We've got one more story here.

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Speaker 1: Her birthday story Instagram Facebook, Woods is rigged up to

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Speaker 1: a birthing simulator. Sarah.

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Speaker 3: I'm disappointed with your reaction.

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Speaker 9: I was for four days. Four days, yeah, on Monday,

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Speaker 9: and my daughter on the Thursday at home on the

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Speaker 9: last and my husband had a name.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I can't hear your story mate, Sarah. Let's

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Speaker 1: should be cranking up, Sarah, that's.

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Speaker 2: A weird fulm.

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Speaker 1: No, turn it off. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: That was live on Instagram Facebook for everyone out there

559
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Speaker 1: but Woods. In order to relate to your plus mum,

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Speaker 1: you had to experience birth whilst listening to birthing stories.

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Speaker 3: How to go.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to take a moment anymore.

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Speaker 1: Hey, listen, Kes, Willam, what are you getting you? Guys home?

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Speaker 1: On a Tuesday afternoon Woods. Normally we are a very

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Speaker 1: family friendly show, but today I need to break the

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Speaker 1: rules a little bit. We're well, I need to go

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Speaker 1: into an area that normally you and I are told

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Speaker 1: to steer clear of its two bloke because it is

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Speaker 1: a little bit juvenile, but it is one hundred percent

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Speaker 1: necessary for the sake of the story.

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Speaker 2: Guys, We're going to dance around it, aren't we.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to do my best to dance around it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it does get a little bit childish, and I'm

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. This is a story that's worth telling.

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Speaker 2: Loosen your ties.

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Speaker 1: That's not an expression. So okay, I live in a

577
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Speaker 1: very tit for tat relationship. So well, one of me

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Speaker 1: or my girlfriend Sam does something to the person, then

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Speaker 1: the other one has rights to get the other person back.

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Speaker 2: Oh so very vengeful. So I elevate from there, that's right.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So the other night I got into bed, and this

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Speaker 1: is where it gets a little bit childish. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I did to her what we'd like to call the

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Speaker 1: industry a Dutch oven. Oh very good.

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Speaker 2: I think everyone knows what that is.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows that is well played her And I should

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Speaker 1: shouldn't have done it before bed because I knew that

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Speaker 1: it was going to be coming back to me. And

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Speaker 1: what happened is right before I turned my light off,

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Speaker 1: she did what what what? She tried to do what

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Speaker 1: some people would call an Arabian sandstorm on me right

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Speaker 1: before I fell asleep.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm going to need a little bit of clarification

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Speaker 2: on what the said sandstorm.

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Speaker 1: Is again, very childish, but she tried to fart on my.

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Speaker 2: Face right I'm trying to take this seriously. Are you

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Speaker 2: talking physical contact there or just in your general.

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Speaker 1: She came in hot reflex. She came in. I judo

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Speaker 1: flipped her off my shoulder. Wow, which was just obviouslyself

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Speaker 1: just a reflex move. You've got a bum flying at

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Speaker 1: your face, it's self defense. She went flying off the bed.

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Speaker 1: She landed on our hydraulic heater, which is right next

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Speaker 1: to the bed.

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Speaker 2: Gee, how hard did you flip her?

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Speaker 1: I just used her momentum.

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Speaker 2: It's like ti cheek. It's sure.

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Speaker 1: She hits the hydraulic heat of really hard. And my girlfriend,

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Speaker 1: she's not one to complain effectively. She couldn't move her

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Speaker 1: arm and it was swelling really fast, and well.

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Speaker 2: We both we both thought that she'd broken her elbow.

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Speaker 1: And she's like, I've never felt anything like this before.

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Speaker 3: I can't move it.

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Speaker 1: I think it's broken. Got to a point where I

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Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna have to call my dad. My

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Speaker 1: dad's a physician and I can just tell it straight up,

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Speaker 1: Tommy if I need to take her to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: So I called Dad. It's really not funny anymore. And

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Speaker 1: the first thing Dad off he said to me, is, well,

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Speaker 1: did how did, how did it happen? And I both

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Speaker 1: who just said to him, Dad, I Dutch ovened sem yea,

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Speaker 1: which you'd understand as a father he'd understand that.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 1: No, well he didn't understand that actually, and he minced

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Speaker 1: his words. And Sam's also Dutch. So somehow from that,

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Speaker 1: Dad said to me, you were trying to put one

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Speaker 1: in the oven.

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Speaker 2: Put her in the oven.

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Speaker 1: No, it's in like I was trying to make a baby.

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 12: Great.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's saying that as you guys were getting the

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Speaker 2: doing the bad thing. That's right, and then im that yes.

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Speaker 1: So I then had to explain to Dad that in

635
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Speaker 1: the process of this, I've flipped her off the bed

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Speaker 1: so hard that she might have broken her elbow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and now, as a father is going totally get it.

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Speaker 1: Well, no he's not, actually he He then said to

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Speaker 1: me it's probably none of my business, but if you

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Speaker 1: guys are going to be practicing that sort of sato maza.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, he's concerned.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you should probably think about putting some sort of

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Speaker 1: parameters involved.

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Speaker 2: You don't get her. It's a crooked I've had this

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Speaker 2: contact with rio.

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Speaker 1: Safety word or something. And I was like, Dad, my

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00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: girlfriend's think she's broken her arm, which was just one

648
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Speaker 1: of the worst things I've ever had to go through.

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Speaker 2: I can imagine it was. Didn't you to tell you that?

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Speaker 2: After that though, like, no, it's not what you think.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not what you think. She was trying to

652
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Speaker 1: fart on my face. I mean it doesn't really well,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't really work.

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Speaker 2: That's a good question.

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Speaker 1: Though it doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: What's a harder conversation to have with a parent?

657
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Speaker 1: What when you're into satomasochistic sex that you pop on enjoy.

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00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 2: It's a real Both are good conversations. I think I'm

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Speaker 2: more the popping one though, And why those are proud farters.

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Speaker 2: We're a proud family of famers. My grandmother she was

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Speaker 2: a weapon.

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Speaker 1: See what you're hearing. Find us on Instagram and Facebook

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Speaker 1: search Will and Woody