WEBVTT - #81: Moderator Games 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:05.240 People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.440 fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:14.480 musical Pivot. Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:21.360 Bring pikes, nurseries, nurcery, pikes, p y k e s Hey, 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:24.280 why I hey, as. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:27.960 In kill hey, why okay? 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:32.320 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults wood. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:34.320 Why is life so expensive? 0:00:34.520 --> 0:00:35.760 I'm not even having a good time. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:36.840 This is. 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:41.360 Just a couple of mitches. 0:00:41.520 --> 0:00:42.239 What about me? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:49.880 Don't forget who no he is MITUREI and any one 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:52.760 at the welcome mit your curve. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:54.320 I thought you'd never ask. 0:00:55.200 --> 0:00:58.600 Imagine a lot of fans think about us. I've read 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.680 it on the phone forums. 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.520 What forums? 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.600 Do you think there's fanfick about you and I out there? 0:01:05.880 --> 0:01:08.640 I hate to think what it would say anyone who 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:11.959 ships us if you're old. Ship is when you're like 0:01:12.200 --> 0:01:15.039 you want two pairings in a TV show to work, 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:17.880 Like people might ship Ron and Hermione. They want them 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:18.440 to get together. 0:01:18.800 --> 0:01:21.319 It's often a duo or someone that is associated with 0:01:21.360 --> 0:01:23.120 each other. Like I'm sure there's fan fiction for the 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:25.840 three Block judges. I'm sure people want Shane a blaze 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:30.160 to absolutely plow Darren in one of the newly renovated bathroom. 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.800 Hey, our third wheel price kip it, Jenna, welcome back. 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:34.800 I'm glad we can hear you this week. Could you 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.120 please google the block fanfic? 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:46.120 Oh? Sorry, Microsoft, Sorry, I'll google it. Yeah, fan ficks. 0:01:46.520 --> 0:01:49.880 I am not embarrassed to say that I have been 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:51.400 turned on by fan fiction before. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:52.480 What was it about? 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:55.800 I think it was one direction fan fiction. I didn't 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:56.840 go looking for it. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:59.720 This was like you just happened to be on what pad? 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:00.520 No. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.280 I was on Tumbler, and I think I would scroll 0:02:03.280 --> 0:02:05.840 tumble I don't know what for. And there was there 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:08.080 was one direction fanfic and I kind of like I 0:02:08.120 --> 0:02:09.840 got Barret up over it. I enjoyed it. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:10.800 Who was fucking? 0:02:10.800 --> 0:02:11.040 Who? 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.280 Oh? Harry was definitely the leader, and I'm pretty sure 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:18.000 it was it was Nile and Liam. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.440 Oh, there were more than one. 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:22.000 Oh got you? They were all going for it. Oh yeah, jesus. 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:26.240 I remember one time my old housemate and I we 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.040 were drunk and we were just looking up random fanfick 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.560 and we found a Harry Potter fanfic. There were two. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.679 One of them. Ginny was fucked by the battilisk. I'll 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:39.440 see now that's where I draw the line like an 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:43.000 oversized snake. That doesn't sound practical. Little and the other 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:47.040 one was m preg is in male pregnancy and Draco 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:48.240 Malfoy was pregnant. 0:02:48.320 --> 0:02:52.920 Oh, I've just googled the world's weirdest fanfic and get this. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:03:00.240 Let me, surely I can find some fanfic music jig 0:03:00.360 --> 0:03:08.000 school bus catastrophe like this is the synopsis. The school 0:03:08.040 --> 0:03:13.240 bus gets jammed, bogged in the mud, Miss Frizzle gets crunk. 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.720 If you've got school in the same sentence as like 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:18.679 an erotic novel. 0:03:18.480 --> 0:03:21.960 I'm already anyway. Apparently miss Frizzle locks the kids out 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:23.800 of the bus while she gets it on with the 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:27.120 lizard in the base. 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:29.359 No lizard, she's. 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.919 Got that the goanna. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:38.480 She rooted her lizard. Unfortunately, there is no block we'll 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:40.440 get writing, Jenna, make yourself useful. 0:03:40.520 --> 0:03:42.440 For one you could write I used to write one 0:03:42.480 --> 0:03:43.440 direction fan fick. 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:45.160 Oh, then why don't you write some block fans? 0:03:45.200 --> 0:03:45.480 Okay? 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:46.440 I real okay? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.760 Now, doesn't Jennet seem like the type that would write fanfic? 0:03:50.920 --> 0:03:51.960 It makes so much sense. 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.040 Hold on you actually did write. Yes, I'll give you 0:03:55.080 --> 0:04:00.480 some actual better fan, write some block fan and fick 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:05.880 about Shana Darren. Who's Darren Darren Palmer. 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:09.080 I'd rather see Scottie cam choc a block up shade. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.520 Yeah, and Shelley Kraft would just be touching herself in 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:14.680 the corner. She will be getting involved because she's too 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.200 high brow. 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:18.479 Yeah, Jenna, don't do it now. Just work away on 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.560 it slowly throughout the show and we'll check in late. 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:22.679 You can leak at the studio if you need to focus. 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:27.320 Okay, hey, we should say this week, you guys are 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.440 getting your sweet revenge from my silencing of Jenna the 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:31.560 previous episode. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:34.599 Yeah, anyone who listened to episode eighty last week a 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:40.239 momentous episode. But unfortunately our third wheel was completely mute. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.520 Mitch forgot to record her mic in not like that's 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:45.600 a big part of his job or whatever. And so 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:49.320 we thought this week, Mitch, just as a bit of payback, 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.560 we would give you the silent treatment, and you're going 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:55.120 to be doing your own challenge that you invented sound 0:04:55.200 --> 0:04:58.680 of silence, which, to you, someone who loves the chat, 0:04:58.800 --> 0:05:02.920 is like so confronting the thought of being shy. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:06.080 It literally is anxiety inducing. That freaks me the fuck out. 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:09.039 But I'll do it. I'll do it. We haven't worked 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.440 out who I'm calling yet, so that is still to come. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:13.719 Yeah, and I will figure that out. That's a fucking 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:14.760 later us problem. 0:05:14.839 --> 0:05:17.839 Yeah, but us now. Thank you for being here. Welcome. 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:20.120 It isn't just me. Every week we start the show 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.159 the exact same way. Something we've noticed, something we hate 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.560 or appreciate. We bring an injumach. Mitch has one, I 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.800 have one, and we start the show. It's pretty simple. 0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:29.760 Yeah, do you want to go first or should I? 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:32.880 Um? I can go first, because I think man will 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.679 be quite punchy. Mine is something that I realized because 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:38.440 grocery shopping has become a holiday for us here in Sydney, 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:41.640 because we're in such staunch lockdown. Getting out of the 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.280 house is such a pleasure. So I noticed this when 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.479 I was grocery shopping over the weekend, and I just 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:48.640 want to know if it is a if it's just me. 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:50.880 Thank God that we have this podcast. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.719 Yeah, yeah, we are stuck at home right now. I'm 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:57.640 just gonna let everyone know. Now I'm working from home, obviously, 0:05:57.839 --> 0:05:59.960 and I've gone to the effort of trying to make 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.640 my room kind of soundproof, like I'm surrounded by blankets 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:04.279 and stuff, But I don't think that's gonna help. Because 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:07.800 it's raining outside, and so you can probably hear rain 0:06:07.960 --> 0:06:10.200 if you're If you're like one of those people that 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:13.360 likes to go to sleep to the sound of rain noises. Apologies. 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.279 If you're driving, you might drift off the road to 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.560 your death because you might hear the rain in the 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:18.960 background of my apologies. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:21.120 I apologies if you were to die, if your family 0:06:21.520 --> 0:06:23.960 find this recording, this is why are you? I can't 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.120 hear it, Mitchell, though, Oh. 0:06:25.240 --> 0:06:26.960 On me, let me crank my mic up. Can you 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:35.320 hear this? Ready? Surely you can hear that. It sounds 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:36.560 like hail, but it's definitely not. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:40.200 I just thought maybe Jordan, your housemate was pissing for 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:41.080 the last proble minute. 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.360 Yeah, I'm sorry, it's kind of peaceful. Everyone just allow it. 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:48.680 But let's not forget Mitchell. You've also got your big 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:49.680 segment coming up later. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.719 Yeah, I do. Oh my god, how could I forget today? 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:56.680 The eighty first episode is when we launched the first 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:06.599 sorry the pod music, the first Annuel we are in 0:07:06.640 --> 0:07:08.360 need of a moderator. Actually, we're not really in need 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.800 of it. No, we don't really need this idea came 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.560 to me at the end of last week's episode, and 0:07:12.600 --> 0:07:15.560 we have a Facebook group and we need someone to 0:07:15.600 --> 0:07:21.240 moderate it. And we have five tributes, five listeners who 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.960 have convinced themselves that it's a good idea to come 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:25.640 on the show today and battle it out to be 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:27.480 chosen as our moderator. Yeah. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.880 I thought this is so fucking stupid, this idea when 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:31.280 you first came up with it, because who's going to 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:34.280 want to put their hand up to basically do free work, 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:38.880 to have a duty. It's literally we're giving you a responsibility. 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:41.360 But so many people registered it. How many people have 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:42.080 you narrowed it down to. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:46.320 Well, we've narrowed it down to five. Okay, so gourgelins, 0:07:46.400 --> 0:07:48.600 get some shampos that'll be on later in the show. 0:07:48.640 --> 0:07:50.960 I think we should start, though it should my agent, I've. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.600 Got no idea what these games are going. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:55.920 To be the best part is neither to Why. 0:07:57.360 --> 0:07:58.200 This is your segment? 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.880 I hope you got some fine, Fine, all right, let's start. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.000 I completely forgot who we agree with starting. 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.720 I'll do it. I'll go let me go first somewhere 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:07.480 top of it? 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:10.360 Is it just me? 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.360 Are the baby shopping trolleys better than the full adult 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:17.040 shopping trots? 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:18.400 Absolutely, they've got a flag. 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:22.440 No, not the baby ones, not the not the dollar ones. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:26.960 Oh good, I was gonna say. They're not ergonomically safe. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.920 Like those tiny things. You'd be arching your back. You'd 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:33.439 have shoulder strain as an adult, especially someone as humongous 0:08:33.440 --> 0:08:35.080 as you China as a baby. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:36.959 For everyone else it's tiny, but for me, it's like 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:41.080 a Coal's mini shop. No, no, no, no. I have 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:44.160 been doing so many grocery shops and it's become a 0:08:44.200 --> 0:08:45.679 place of joy for me because I can get out 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.600 of the house and you go to the front of Coals. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.920 You sign in these days and there are two trolleys. 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.160 And this has only been maybe maybe a five to 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:56.160 ten year advancement, where if you wanted a trolley, you 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:58.360 got the big one, or you got a basket. You know, 0:08:58.400 --> 0:09:00.480 you had those two options. But in the last five 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:04.280 ten years they've got like the medium sized mid tier trolley. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:07.240 They're the same size, they're just not as deep. They're 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:11.439 like a shallow trolley. Yeah, higher, higher, they're like on stilts. 0:09:11.760 --> 0:09:13.520 Oh my god, even if I have to do a 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:17.200 full house shop, we get the medium sized trolley. There's 0:09:17.240 --> 0:09:19.400 just something about it that screams premium to me. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.480 But also if you're only going in there for a 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:24.160 couple of bits and bobs, I don't want to lug 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.439 around a basket, just the medium. I don't want to 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.360 be selfish and take the full trolley, but I'll take 0:09:29.360 --> 0:09:30.560 a little one, you know, I agreed. 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.440 And the worst part about getting a basket is you 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:35.120 grab it because you think you're only going to get 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.559 two things, but then you see TV snacks are on sale, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.760 and then all they brought back chicken in a biscuit. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.280 Oh they've got tim tanners on both collection. Pop, you pop, 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:44.720 you pop, and then all of a sudden it's in 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:46.320 your hand. You go, oh, I'll move it down to 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.040 the little crease in my elbow. And then you hold 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:50.480 it like these and you go, jeez, that's cut in circulation, 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.320 and you try and hold it like a handbag, and 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:53.400 it gets bigger and bigger. 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.160 Have you also ever gotten home after doing a shop 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:59.000 where you've been cuting things on your arms, whether it 0:09:59.040 --> 0:10:01.520 be the bags or the bar basket, and you might 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:03.360 strip off to have a shower, and you're like, what 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:07.040 are these aggressive well marked on my arms? It's from 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:08.800 the weight of the fucking basket. 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:11.440 Oh yeah, that's me. I'd go for grocery shopping with Mum. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.120 I'd help her out. Then we get home, We'd pull 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.439 into the garage and I'd help her take the groceries 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:18.800 into the kitchen. I would use every joint that I 0:10:18.960 --> 0:10:22.000 had to grapple a coals, but I would not do 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.520 more than one trip to the poop, saying, so I 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.360 would contort my fingers. I come in the exorsues and 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.800 I would hook them all on and I'd be shaking 0:10:30.880 --> 0:10:31.679 like this because the weight. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.960 And then you'd be shaking for like another two hours 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:35.400 or something. 0:10:36.000 --> 0:10:40.240 The follow on shape watching the animation donation the next morning. 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:45.160 It's a real fine art. Grocery shopping, do you. 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.040 Know what I actually you were saying just before that. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.880 Grocery shopping is one of the only reasons you can 0:10:50.960 --> 0:10:54.200 leave the house. But it's only one person per household, 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:57.680 and usually Jordan goes once in a day, and I 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.560 haven't left the house in so long. I know, you 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.600 guys can''t relate because I'm the only one working from 0:11:02.640 --> 0:11:04.679 home and you're you know, at Santel and you're in 0:11:04.720 --> 0:11:08.760 the studio still, but like Misshopping, Jordan does it, so 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:12.280 I don't go. It's fucking raining, I couldn't a walk. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:15.120 So I'm feeling a bit chaotic this week. I just 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:18.199 need to give you all the heads that, oh we. 0:11:18.160 --> 0:11:20.240 Should have a little girl's drinks on Zoom. 0:11:20.559 --> 0:11:23.160 No, it's a good thing me being chaotic. It means 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:24.360 it's going to be a fun shirt. 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.080 Yeah. True. Oh yeah, she's going to be trigger happy 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:28.360 when we get to eliminating the trip. 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.280 It just means that I have less fucks to give, 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:37.760 and you're already starting with very few. Next time you're 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.840 in the grocery shop and you see the little little 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:41.080 bitty trolley, think of me. 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:43.559 Not the fucking tiny one either, the medium sized mid 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.839 tier trolley, not the one with the flag. I think 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.160 that's the chrewery trolley all the one with the seats. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.760 Remember it took us. It took us two shows for 0:11:51.880 --> 0:11:54.240 someone to send in the trolley that I couldn't put 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:55.200 my finger on that time. 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.120 This is the second time that you've dedicated quite a 0:11:58.200 --> 0:12:01.520 large portion of the show to talking about trolley It's 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.840 like there's some kink that you want to fucking disclose today. 0:12:05.200 --> 0:12:06.520 You love a trolley, don't you? 0:12:06.720 --> 0:12:08.679 I do you know what I really love? I love 0:12:08.920 --> 0:12:10.960 the Target trolleys. Have you seen the Target drolls? Because 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:12.760 they're rare and the red and they made a plastic 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.800 It's such a genius idea. 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.240 No, I don't think I've ever needed that many things 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:18.760 at Target. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:22.840 Maybe maybe this is a deep rooted kink. And I 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.560 want to fuck the trolley lady from Harry Potter anything 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.320 you do? What's it the trolley? 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:34.440 Well, it depends. If it's the first movie, she's really gentle. 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:37.640 Like anything of the trolley. Yeah, But if it's. 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:41.040 The fucking Prisoner of Azkaban, well doesn't she get a 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:47.000 bit yellying of the trolley? 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:54.120 That's my professor. Oh dear, I love you trolleys. 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:57.880 At this point in the episode, when you start rambling, 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.880 I would kick in and wrap things up because I'm like, 0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:04.360 this is getting ridiculous. But as I mentioned, I'm feeling chaotic. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:09.840 Listen here, guys, try and set. 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:13.760 A record for the longest trolley chat. Actually, I'm not 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:14.400 that chaotic. 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.000 Move on, so I think we've hit it and beat it. Yes, 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:20.360 if you see a trolley out in the wild that 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:26.240 you think, I'd love to pa trolley picks, aughing for 0:13:26.360 --> 0:13:31.080 trolley porn. Trolley not trolley pawn. Trolley picks. Send me 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.080 photos in your trolley and if you've got kids, safe 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.560 take videos of them going, hi'm me tumming uncle me 0:13:35.640 --> 0:13:36.440 tummy in the trolley. 0:13:37.280 --> 0:13:40.080 When I when I say trolley porn, I mean picks 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:42.040 of trolley's. Like you know how people say food porn. 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:44.520 They're not fucking the baking an egg. You're right, I 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:48.400 just call it food porn, an appealing meal. Tractor pawn 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:52.000 that is actually perfect for what my it's back? Can 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:55.400 I just say, oh really, oh a nice seguay into 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:56.080 tractor pawn? 0:13:56.200 --> 0:14:00.080 Hit me all right, go for it. 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:09.040 Is the concept of getting bogged really fucking weird to you. 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:14.480 Oh, I have a terrible bog story, so it's an 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.079 awful experienced. 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.760 The reason I bring this up is because my dad 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.480 posted a photo on Instagram. God I regret showing him 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:25.160 how to use Instagram over Christmas. It's really getting amongst it. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.800 He and Comb sixty five. He posted a photo the 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:30.920 other day of the tractor being bogged. 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:32.480 It's all that. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.680 And I was like, like, when I lived on the farm, 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.760 it was such a normal thing. Oh, dad's bogged. But 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.880 now that I'm in the city, I'm just like, what 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.080 the fuck? How do you get bogged? Like, I don't 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:44.440 do any off road driving? 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:50.000 What your little astra? Now, I agree, what is bog 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.240 bogged is when your back your tires get stuck in mud, right, 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.640 and they just can't get any traction, so they just keep. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.040 Yeah, there's no grip, they just keep spinning. So it's 0:14:58.040 --> 0:15:00.160 literally your car's stuck in the mud and they is 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:01.880 the most revolting word known to man. 0:15:02.120 --> 0:15:04.280 Bogged such a gross word. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:07.040 It is such a gross term. I've never been bogged 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:08.480 myself in. 0:15:08.360 --> 0:15:11.240 My current the word bogged. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:15.600 Welcome to bogs Anonymous, it's a safe space. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.400 Thirty one, I six five? When have you been bogged? 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:24.600 Thirty? Bugg your dogs? Can I tell my bogging story 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:25.280 really quickly? 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:26.440 Nah? 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.360 Okay, no that one. 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.360 I want to hear your bogging me and I just 0:15:31.440 --> 0:15:33.800 heard you rap it on about trolleys, But go on, 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.240 let's hear about you being bogged. Rive it and shit 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:37.440 this week, guys, welcome. 0:15:37.520 --> 0:15:43.120 Do you think you could bog a trolley. Guess imagine 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:47.440 walking home in the rain from Tolley and getting bogged 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.160 in the mud. That would be awful. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:52.120 Hi, sweetheart, you're gonna have to come pick me up 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:59.280 and bogged the trolley bog? Do you reckon? You could 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.640 get bogged on one of those mobility scooters. 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:06.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah, well bogging bogging is because you can't 0:16:06.280 --> 0:16:08.800 get out of a vehicle and move it like you 0:16:08.840 --> 0:16:10.480 can't pick it up. But you could just get out 0:16:10.520 --> 0:16:12.680 and move your electric scooter or your trolley like, that's 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:13.600 not really a bog. 0:16:13.800 --> 0:16:16.560 If you need an electric scooter because you're an able body, 0:16:16.640 --> 0:16:18.560 you probably can't just get off and beat the thing 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:19.120 out the moment. 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:22.960 He could bug anything. 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:24.360 I bogged a golf cart once. 0:16:25.040 --> 0:16:25.680 Was that his name? 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:27.960 Wow? 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.680 What is going on today? We are ridiculous and we 0:16:31.760 --> 0:16:33.280 have guests coming on the show. 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:34.840 I'm s crazy. 0:16:35.160 --> 0:16:38.120 Oh no, my bugging story now it's gonna be terrible. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:39.640 You know when you hype up a story then you 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.000 tell it and it's not funny. 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:45.040 I'll calm down, I want to okay, Okay. 0:16:45.680 --> 0:16:48.520 My family and I went around Australia when I was 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:51.720 probably thirteen in a Winnie bago we hired one like 0:16:51.760 --> 0:16:55.040 a RV that sounds so Motorheim. Well, my sister was 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:57.440 at the peak of like her boyfriend's stage was like sixteen, 0:16:57.480 --> 0:16:58.920 really cool. Didn't want to be there. I'm like, this 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.760 is great. My little sister was plain around anyway. So 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.239 my baby sister, Rachel was at the stage where she 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:06.600 loved horses. Currently your stage, Tess. 0:17:07.880 --> 0:17:09.960 Was she upset when you murdered that horse with your 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:10.600 hefty frame? 0:17:11.400 --> 0:17:14.399 Tobin? Well, she rode Tobin years before me, and I 0:17:14.440 --> 0:17:16.119 don't think he ever told her that I was the 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:22.120 cause of his spinal kids. Anyway. So we were driving 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:24.280 through the fucking art and I'm middle of Australia, and 0:17:24.280 --> 0:17:26.400 my little sister goes, oh, my god, horses, horses, look 0:17:26.400 --> 0:17:27.879 at the horses on the side of the road. And 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:31.320 my dad, being the beautiful, soft centered, kind hearted family 0:17:31.359 --> 0:17:33.680 man that he is, goes, I'm going to drive and 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.600 show my daughter to the horses. Little did we know 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:40.040 that it was private property. It was someone's house and 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:43.160 it was their land at the front. So we drive, 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:47.960 no joke up this maybe one kilometer into someone's property. 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:49.000 So you were trespath. 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.600 We were trespassing. Then it starts raining and we drive in. 0:17:52.640 --> 0:17:54.560 Look at the horses. Great, Oh it's raining. Let's get 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:56.760 back in the car and go. So Dad tries to 0:17:56.800 --> 0:17:59.800 do a three point turn in this Maui care Pravan 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:04.200 and it gets bogged, blocking the arterial road, reversing a 0:18:04.480 --> 0:18:08.919 chick Micheller fucking bogged and Rachel's going getting mud on 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:12.359 the horses, and Becky was upset because she was texting 0:18:12.359 --> 0:18:14.159 this boy and there was no reception down there, and 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:17.080 I was loving it anyway. The door's open to this 0:18:17.160 --> 0:18:22.600 palatial mansion and out comes this woman absolutely beside herself, 0:18:23.000 --> 0:18:26.479 screaming with her daughter in her hands. Her daughter has 0:18:26.480 --> 0:18:29.119 gone into anaphylaxis. He's allerges you to peanuts or something, 0:18:29.400 --> 0:18:30.040 and here we are. 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:31.680 Are you bogged on my good crop? 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:35.600 We had blocked the driveway and she had to drive 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:38.680 to the hospital to take her sing an ailing daughter. 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.440 And she goes, get in the car, get the EpiPen. 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:45.240 Who the fuck are you? And Mum's out the front going. 0:18:45.160 --> 0:18:52.240 Mud pack it up reverse Putever, Rachel's going, no, the 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:55.840 horses are winnying, and this lady goes, you need to 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:58.119 get the fuck out of the way, and we couldn't. 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:03.399 She's like, I'm so sorry to trouble you on my property. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:05.879 So we had to call a fire truck to winch 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:09.040 us out and his girl like she wasn't dying, but 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:12.720 she obviously had some sort of reaction. She needed medical assistance, 0:19:12.720 --> 0:19:16.000 but we stopped her from doing so. I have photos. 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:17.879