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Speaker 1: It's Jones and the man that's coming, Rule floor Jones and.

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Speaker 2: Everybody, it's time for joy and I'm starting room flo.

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Speaker 1: It's the cutting room floor. Rule on the cutting room

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Speaker 1: floor today, Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Well, another example of how competitive men are. I mean,

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Speaker 2: are you the sort of person that would, as they say,

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Speaker 2: bet on two flies climbing up a walk that I.

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Speaker 1: Got a brother and my brother and I are very

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Speaker 1: competitive when we're kids. It's a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 2: What would you give me an example?

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Speaker 1: Just everything? It would be you know, the size of

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Speaker 1: our penises?

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Speaker 2: Did you measure them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Of course in front of each other? Yeah, how do

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Speaker 2: you measure them?

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Speaker 1: Ruler? Charles?

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Speaker 2: So you both used the same ruler?

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Speaker 1: No different rulers from where to where?

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Speaker 2: From go to woe?

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Speaker 1: From go to woe? Yeah, and there was it was

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Speaker 1: because then there was very.

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Speaker 2: I think that someone had cheated.

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Speaker 1: There was a bit more of yeah. Then there was

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Speaker 1: various stages of no, no, it's not like I'd say,

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Speaker 1: obviously not you, No, it's dead. Look at you.

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Speaker 3: Mine, I would say this, I'm not I'm not a

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Speaker 3: big show off, but mine's bigger than his.

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Speaker 1: Mine's bigger.

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Speaker 2: I was just you know, and who have you told

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Speaker 2: apart from everyone right.

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Speaker 1: All the time. Now, my brother away is I know

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Speaker 1: my penis is smaller than yours.

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Speaker 3: I was scared though that. My wife said, no, it's

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Speaker 3: not that worried me. Should I be worried about that?

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Speaker 1: Anyway?

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Speaker 2: Why did uncles join in?

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Speaker 1: Why did you are so?

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Speaker 2: The reason I bring this up is that this is

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Speaker 2: a story from a university campus, the University of Southern California. Yep,

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Speaker 2: they have staged the world's first sperm race, so two

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Speaker 2: college students. Before I get to what the race was,

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Speaker 2: this is a big deal. This was a one point

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Speaker 2: four million dollar spectacle. It took part took place in

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Speaker 2: the La Center Studios, which normally host Hollywood productions big movies.

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Speaker 1: YEP.

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Speaker 2: Tickets for this event were twenty dollars for students, forty

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Speaker 2: for general admission. VIP tickets were up to one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: This was a big deal. A lot of people came

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Speaker 2: to see what was going to be going on.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well it is curious a sperm race.

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Speaker 2: Sperm race, so tell you what they did. The event,

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Speaker 2: which had giant screens, weigh ins, leader boards, play by

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Speaker 2: play commentary. These guys donated their own sperm just minutes

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Speaker 2: before the event. It was kept warm, then it was

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Speaker 2: put into a centrifuge, which caused the actual sperm cells

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Speaker 2: to drop to the bottom so they could be loaded

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Speaker 2: into a racetrack in the midst of micro fluidic channel.

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Speaker 3: Right, So is this actual micro fluid fluids?

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Speaker 1: Yes, from a woman?

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Speaker 2: No, I don't think so. I think they were chemicals.

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Speaker 2: I don't think so. These things weren't put into a female.

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Speaker 2: So each participant donated his contribution a centrifuge.

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Speaker 3: Body Blue was saying hello Hello, separated the zopilbian tubes

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Speaker 3: waiting in a.

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Speaker 2: In a centrifuge so they could isolate the sperm and

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Speaker 2: then they put that into into a chamber. I guess.

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Speaker 2: The racetrack was eight inches long and is modeled on

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Speaker 2: the female reproductive system.

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Speaker 1: So what they did that didn't have all the aforementioned.

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Speaker 2: No, they he had some shapes to it and had

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Speaker 2: some bits they had to way around because the thing

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Speaker 2: is that normally they swim upstream and they couldn't really

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Speaker 2: replicate that. So what they did they had a gentle

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Speaker 2: electric current through the racetrack to encourage the racing spoon

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Speaker 2: to stay on course. So it had to go around

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Speaker 2: a curly wheel and come out and then go through,

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Speaker 2: as you say, a series of a couple of obstacles,

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Speaker 2: and and that's what happened. Actually, would like to hear

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Speaker 2: how it played out. This is some of the audio

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Speaker 2: for how it went down. Oh, set, they're going.

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Speaker 3: They're going, and through the chamber we are.

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Speaker 1: This is Jimmy is after the races. This like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, those years of you doo wo that we

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Speaker 1: eight hundred credits for it. Jimmy is long God swimmers

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Speaker 1: the trees. This r roscopic.

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Speaker 2: Now, okay, there's a cameraman working on the event who said,

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Speaker 2: this is the downfall of society. You know how you've

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Speaker 2: had a I was gonna say a circumcision. What's the

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Speaker 2: word I'm looking for.

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Speaker 3: I've had a circumcision, not recently, when I was a

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Speaker 3: little baby.

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Speaker 2: But what was it you had? And if so, if

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Speaker 2: you were to compete in this with your brother, do

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Speaker 2: you still swim?

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Speaker 1: Because I've got sperm, but I don't know anything.

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Speaker 2: So the sperm can't impregnate an egg that swims around

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Speaker 2: and doesn't isn't interested in the egg, or you're not

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Speaker 2: producing sperm.

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Speaker 1: Well, I've got the fluid.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's probably no sperm in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because my brother hasn't had a vasectomy. I've

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Speaker 1: had one, so he'd win.

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Speaker 2: Am I correct? Should I google it? What will I google?

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Speaker 2: If you've had a vasectomy, do you produce sperm? Okay,

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Speaker 2: let me you fill in Brendan if you've had a

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Speaker 2: feel if.

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Speaker 1: You kept talking to me, yeah, why don't you Siri produce?

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Speaker 2: Okay, hey, Siri, if you've had a vasectomy, can you

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Speaker 2: produce sperm? She wants me to go to chat GPT.

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Speaker 2: I'll search the web. The testes still makes sperm, but

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Speaker 2: the sperm die and are absorbed by the body. A

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Speaker 2: person who's had a sectomy still makes seem and is

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Speaker 2: able to, you know, have fluids happening in moments ejaculate,

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Speaker 2: thank you, but the sperm die, so they would go

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Speaker 2: on this track even if you put electric.

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Speaker 1: It was up against my brother just for the competition.

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Speaker 2: Let's see what we can do. Let's see what we

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Speaker 2: can do. Break out the old Rulerking Charles, get him

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Speaker 2: on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Okay, kids.

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Speaker 2: Studying roof room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah,