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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Christian o'connald's show podcast. This morning, we're not

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Speaker 1: asking you if you've got any great stories about the weekend.

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Speaker 1: We don't have them. By the way, I forgot to

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Speaker 1: mention I so added spinach and salt to that homemade soup.

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Speaker 1: I got so bored of the weekend. For the first

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Speaker 1: time in my life, I made homemade soup. I am

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Speaker 1: this close to make an home homemade jam if we

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Speaker 1: if this lockdown goes on any longer, I'm standing the face

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Speaker 1: of that three day long weekend with only jat possibly

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Speaker 1: getting into homemade jam. I didn't know homemade soup is

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Speaker 1: a gateway truck two more preserves than Charles. All right,

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Speaker 1: So this morning I want you to call us up.

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Speaker 1: So Christian, this lockdown weekend, I got so bored, I Christian,

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Speaker 1: I was so bored this weekend. I watched No mad Land. Wow.

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Speaker 1: You know, one man's art is someone else. But I

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Speaker 1: don't reckon anyone needs to go looking for any kind

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Speaker 1: of feel feel good about that No mad Lad. I

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Speaker 1: found it. It's a relentlessly it's a tough ba. Do

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Speaker 1: we need that right now? Look outside the window. It

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Speaker 1: like No mad Land Christmas. Went the weekend in bed

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Speaker 1: with you reading your book. I hope that isn't you're

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Speaker 1: so bored. You had no opportunity but other to read

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Speaker 1: the book. Thank you very much. S all the emails

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Speaker 1: the people who have been getting the audio, but if

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Speaker 1: you've got yours off book Topia, they should be with

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Speaker 1: you today or tomorrow's. Thanks for being patient, but thanks

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Speaker 1: for your emails to enjoying it so far. All right,

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Speaker 1: this weekend I got so bored, eyed lucky.

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Speaker 2: Christian. This weekend I was so bored.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 2: My partner and I had a couple of drinks and

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Speaker 2: we made a list of all TV series we haven't

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Speaker 2: watched Game of Thrones on top of that list, and

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Speaker 2: we started watching that.

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Speaker 1: Well done. You've got like, you know, nine or ten seasons,

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Speaker 1: hundreds of hours of ahead of you. How many episodes

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Speaker 1: did you see off over the weekend.

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Speaker 2: Mike, we got eight episodes in eight hours.

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Speaker 1: Eight hour. It's like a job. It's almost like a

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Speaker 1: nine to five. It demands a lot of you getting

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Speaker 1: into Game of Thrones. You enjoy it though it's a

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Speaker 1: great show.

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Speaker 2: It is good. We tried watching it cerently you know

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Speaker 2: when it come out, but both of us sort of

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Speaker 2: got a bit deterred when the brother and sister were

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Speaker 2: doing a bit of hanky hanky and a few odd

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Speaker 2: things like that. But we've stuck it out and we've

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Speaker 2: actually watched a couple together and now we're hooked now,

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Speaker 2: so we've got to see you out.

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Speaker 1: Sure that shows a lot of people who were like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm all for trying to be creative every

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Speaker 1: weekend important but lucky. Thank you very much. You're cool.

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Speaker 4: Good cheers.

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Speaker 1: Have we go on getting that Mark?

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Speaker 5: I was going to give him one more he said hanky.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't a problem with that came before it.

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Speaker 6: Frank, Yeah, good morning, Christian. I was so brought over

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Speaker 6: the weekend I fixed up the holes in my worksocks.

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Speaker 1: I'm now thinking I might do the same as that.

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Speaker 1: How many? How many did you sew up? Frank?

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Speaker 6: I got size peers back together.

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Speaker 3: Made that is great?

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Speaker 1: And what do you do for a living? What do

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Speaker 1: you do? Frank?

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Speaker 6: I actually work at Bunnies, mate, so I you know,

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Speaker 6: I use the old hard jack of socks.

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Speaker 1: How many? Uh? And last year was in Bunnings, right,

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Speaker 1: and there was this guy who was showing me where

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Speaker 1: a couple of different things were. He was marching along

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Speaker 1: because obviously this is his day, marching up and down

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Speaker 1: the old nine hundred hours. You've got he told me.

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Speaker 1: I said, how much? So many steps you reckon? You're

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Speaker 1: doing today? He does the same as Dusty Martin in

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Speaker 1: a game? How many steps do you do in it

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Speaker 1: on an average day?

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Speaker 6: I don't do a great deal of steps. So yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'll work behind a play DISCRTE.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's the gig guy Like all right, Frank,

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Speaker 1: good on, you have a good week, thanks for calling,

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Sam.

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Speaker 2: Good morning Christian this week?

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Speaker 7: And though was that board mate? I broke a window

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Speaker 7: playing footy with me and Feller inside the house.

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Speaker 1: This is great. An inside came and you broke the window.

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Speaker 1: Why aren't we you topping the board into too much power?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 7: To come up the thought of the boot mate, and

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Speaker 7: straight into the largest window in the lounder room.

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Speaker 1: Mate, outside laces the largest window.

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Speaker 7: The largest window in the lunder room.

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Speaker 1: So what's happened now? If you're not paying glazier right

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Speaker 1: the cross the foor.

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Speaker 7: I've actually I've got them coming out today. We had

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Speaker 7: to kind of kin it up just to get by

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Speaker 7: its breathing absolutely.

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Speaker 1: And what did you your wife say about this?

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Speaker 7: Might I'm blame the Untella.

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Speaker 1: That's what they're there to do is take one for that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's great. All right, Sam, We're going to send you

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Speaker 1: some very limited edition glass wire. We're going to send

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Speaker 1: you one of our special commemorative chalices.

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Speaker 7: Excellent. That's great, guys, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Christian, my kids and I was so bored in Lockdown

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Speaker 1: this weekend. We sorted the lego into color and.

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Speaker 5: Size, making your own brick pit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Karen, Yeah, I mean I don't think they show

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Speaker 1: that kind of stuff on Lego masses with Hayman Brickman.

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Speaker 1: Karen got so bored in Lockdown this weekend. You clean

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Speaker 1: the souls of all of us.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 1: You know what, if these days are much longer, this

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Speaker 1: may be something to look forward to one Sunday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: There's always a nuggety bit left in the group. You

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Speaker 1: can't get out any fear. It's not dog poop, is it?

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Speaker 1: It's been grooved in there? All right, let's take some calls. No.

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Speaker 1: Four one four one O four three. Christian, that's not

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Speaker 1: done weekend. I got so bored, I Jeff, what's it

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Speaker 1: for you mate.

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Speaker 8: Well, Christian, here you go go. That's good. I feel

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Speaker 8: embarrassed actually near thinking about it. But I sat there

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Speaker 8: and I timed how long I talked from my phone

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Speaker 8: battery to charge, going from sday twelve to third eight percent.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? Don't be embarrassed because you know

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Speaker 1: one day we might be interviewed by school children. What

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Speaker 1: was it like in the fourth lockdown? Gather around children?

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Speaker 1: Hear the old man tell his sad story. How long

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Speaker 1: is it? I need to know how long did it take?

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Speaker 3: World?

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Speaker 8: One minute and forty eight seconds? But it changes as

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Speaker 8: it gets further up into the battery charging.

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Speaker 5: All right, does it get longer or shorter as it

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Speaker 5: gets high percentage?

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Speaker 8: Well, well, I thought it would have got short, but

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Speaker 1: Goal. This has been very it's been a revelation, this goal. Jeff.

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Speaker 8: I'm not saying I was really really bored, But while

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Speaker 8: I was waiting for the time of the Camden, I

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Speaker 8: was actually looking through your thing and I found a

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Speaker 8: box of matches, said contents forty two. I thought I'll

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Speaker 8: count these, and well I counted them and it wasn't.

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Speaker 5: But maybe you use some of the matches.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Well, That's what I thought too, Jack, So I

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Speaker 8: actually have counted the scratch marks on the side of

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Speaker 8: the box. Oh boy, and then mine is then from

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Speaker 8: the accident.

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Speaker 1: Send sending are going to move you in with me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: come on, jam there's clean of soles of our shoes together.

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Speaker 3: Mate.

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Speaker 8: Unless you put it a bit of chili in your soup,

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Speaker 8: I'm not interested.

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Speaker 1: Try that. This weekend, Jeff, we're going to send you

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Speaker 1: one of our highly limited edition breakfast show tankards.

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Speaker 8: Dying no worries as a lead.

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Speaker 5: It's not a sign.

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Speaker 1: Then Jeff knows he's counted them.

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Speaker 5: What's a chalice?

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Speaker 8: A cellis is like a big goblet.

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Speaker 1: How do you know so much about drinking vessels?

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Speaker 8: I'm a bloody now at all.

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Speaker 1: Jeff, you're a great calder. Okay, we'll send us in

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Speaker 1: a boat to take care of mate. Thank you, have

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Speaker 1: a good day. I love Jeff uh Kevin. Hello, Christian?

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Speaker 6: Here are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good buddy, Thanks to go on the show. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Okay? And this weekend lockdown? What did

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Speaker 1: you get so bored? What did you do?

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Speaker 4: I've got to say bored, Christian? I actually pulled the

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Speaker 4: fridge at and cleaned behind it and claimed on top

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Speaker 4: of it.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I mean all that horrible mess just welded to

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Speaker 1: the to the floor.

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Speaker 5: You should only ever see that when you're moving, heir.

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Speaker 1: Why is it all so sticky behind that, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Between the cobwebs, the toy cars, the toy toys that

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Speaker 4: the kids are put over there over the years. The

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Speaker 4: gunk was on top of the fridge. Yeah, you might

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Speaker 4: be doing that getting married.

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Speaker 1: Where was the andy one? As lidless nights? Take care buddy?

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Speaker 1: Uh one last one? Hare Pats good morning, Yes, good morning, Christian,

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Speaker 1: Good morning. What do you get up to this weekend

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Speaker 1: in Lockdown?

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Speaker 3: Look, I was at board to sitting at home, and

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Speaker 3: I've got this mannequin for years and years, so I've

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Speaker 3: decided to dress it up as Elvis presently because my

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Speaker 3: my wife, she's a mad ils presently. So I hinted

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Speaker 3: their head done, the side burned, put the jacket on,

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Speaker 3: the gold rings and everything, thinking, you know, that might

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Speaker 3: be a really romantic night. Well, she slept in the

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Speaker 3: land room and she danced with Elvis and slept beside him.

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Speaker 1: There's where were you in all this three way with Elvis?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Look, I couldn't even talk to her or anything.

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Speaker 3: She pumped up Elvis Presley and.

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Speaker 1: With all this is a King fan. This is all

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Speaker 1: a lot going on here. Paired on me.

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Speaker 3: But it was a very funny. We laughed and laughed

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Speaker 3: about it the next day, so did you.

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Speaker 1: I hope the health department this is going We need

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Speaker 1: to get out of this lockdown. Sleeping with Elvis mannequins, Tann.

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Speaker 3: The King is back, you sign as well.

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Speaker 1: But that is really fun mate.

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Speaker 3: He shut us up and now and that's where he is.

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Speaker 3: He's actually he's staying in the land room. He's part

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Speaker 3: of the furniture.

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Speaker 1: Imagine walking past this house and there's a bedraggal looking

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Speaker 1: he and his eyes are the same. Please get me

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Speaker 1: out of this. Thank you, Christian, Thank you Patrick. The

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