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Speaker 1: She's free. Will Good afternoon Australia.

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Speaker 2: Will and body are getting your home for the next

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Speaker 2: Little wild Wood's very special guest on this afternoon.

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Speaker 3: This woman, the super honest and super talented Lily Allen,

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Speaker 3: is going to be joining the boy is very shortly.

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Speaker 3: She's got a new book, New Tell All Book, My

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Speaker 3: Thoughts exactly, and she's got a new album, No Shame.

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Speaker 3: She's always very entertaining Lily Allen. Yes she is and honest,

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Speaker 3: so you know who knows what she'll say?

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Speaker 1: Will Will Will.

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Speaker 4: A woman was.

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Speaker 3: Coming home from a business trip in Oklahoma, Oklahoma hit

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Speaker 3: it with the song will Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We got the song No we don't your voice, Let's

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Speaker 2: go and I mean that's you were singing it before

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Speaker 2: go no going o glaham.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not doing it.

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Speaker 5: You did it so much better I did. I trusted you.

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Speaker 4: But you know the last time I do that, last

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Speaker 4: time I do it. I trust you, mate. Okay, sorry. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Woman's going home from a business trip in Oklahoma.

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Speaker 4: She sees her four year old child.

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Speaker 3: Standing at the airport. The four year old child is

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Speaker 3: holding a sign and the sign says welcome home from prison.

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Speaker 3: Mum mortified as you're going to the mum's mortified because

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Speaker 3: everyone is standing there thinks she's gone to prison.

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Speaker 5: What why? Why that?

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Speaker 1: Why is he going with that?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's a bit of a gag bit of you know, well,

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Speaker 4: oh the kid was being funny, the kid was doing well.

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Speaker 3: It's a four year old child, so I don't think

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Speaker 3: he came up had incredible gear.

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Speaker 5: It's the dad.

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Speaker 3: Brilliant, No, brilliant, laughing in the wings, brilliant stuff. The

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Speaker 3: dad's gone to the four year old kid. Mate, hold

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Speaker 3: this up at the report. Yeah, welcome home from prison, mum,

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Speaker 3: your mulby mortified.

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Speaker 5: Hilarious stuff.

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Speaker 3: I think when I become a father, sorry, if I

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Speaker 3: become a father. If I become a father, if I

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Speaker 3: become a father, I will just spend all my time

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Speaker 3: using my child, yes, to do little jokes, yes, or

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Speaker 3: consenting of course with fashion.

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Speaker 4: We'd be a partnership, no doubt about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you would be.

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Speaker 4: But I would just use that child for my own endroyment.

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Speaker 3: I just put them into situations, make them do things

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Speaker 3: that would make me laugh.

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Speaker 2: I think these are all the things that lead to

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Speaker 2: complex issues when the child grows up.

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Speaker 3: And despite Will's view on that. I still want to

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Speaker 3: hear from people do this. Do you use your kid

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Speaker 3: just for your entertainment? To make your love? We all

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Speaker 3: remember the scene from The Hangover where Zach Galafanakis is

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Speaker 3: sitting next to that.

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Speaker 4: Little baby by the pool.

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Speaker 3: And he's making it seem like he's moving the arm

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Speaker 3: a lude act.

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Speaker 2: That at the table Carlos, not at the table cars,

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Speaker 2: just good stuff.

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Speaker 3: Everyone's laughing there. Come on, be honest, guys. There's got

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Speaker 3: to be some dads out there.

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Speaker 4: Have you used your kid? Have you made them do

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Speaker 4: something just for a laugh.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to think, just off my head, I'm not

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Speaker 3: the scene as well, so my wife or my girlfriend,

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Speaker 3: if they were ever out together, I'd just be like, kid,

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Speaker 3: when you're out with mum, just like start crying and

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Speaker 4: This woman has kidnapped me, and then just sit back

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Speaker 4: and enjoy it. Have funny, like half funny with that,

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Speaker 4: and then.

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Speaker 5: Mum gets arrested. A classic classic family.

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Speaker 2: Game perfect Do you use your child as a means

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Speaker 2: of sport so that you can.

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Speaker 1: Does it service your fun? It as your kids service

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Speaker 1: your enjoyment?

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Speaker 2: That's are they the puppet people?

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Speaker 5: Haven't got a call if you say that?

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, like you have been of fun with

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Speaker 4: the kid, because would you have kids? Come on?

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Speaker 1: Shut out before we get the calls? Produces Zoe.

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Speaker 3: Actually, and I quote Producesoe. She said, I think I'm

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Speaker 4: All the calls had.

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Speaker 1: He said, this is the best.

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Speaker 4: Actually, why don't we finish on Zoe?

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Speaker 3: Because she thinks she's got the best story?

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Speaker 4: Tell it now?

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Speaker 6: So my uncle.

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Speaker 2: Saving Zoe, save it will get you last. We know

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Speaker 2: it's going to be a cracker. It starts with your uncle.

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Speaker 2: We'll go to Ashley.

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Speaker 1: Ashley, what do you do with your kid?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 7: I'm Caucasian and my child's plas Maury and he's very dark.

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Speaker 7: So me and my girlfriends walk through a shopping center

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Speaker 7: with him, asking if he's lost, and.

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Speaker 8: Do they does he belong to them?

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Speaker 5: Good for like a one year old.

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Speaker 8: So yeah, he doesn't.

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Speaker 7: I'm belonged to hair, blue eyed and he's like black

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Speaker 7: And we walk around going is this child yours?

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Speaker 9: He seems lost and he's just.

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Speaker 10: Screaming because we're like holding him and walking up the

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Speaker 10: strangers stuff.

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Speaker 5: Actually, it makes me want to have a kid, genuinely.

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Speaker 4: That's funny.

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Speaker 5: So you can you can just do it every day.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's good.

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Speaker 2: He's given us girlt thirty one or six five. Your

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Speaker 2: husband made you toddler do something.

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Speaker 6: Yes, when we're out shopping.

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Speaker 10: On several occasions, my husband would talk out told her

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Speaker 10: into pinching some stranger's lady bottom, and then he'd take

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Speaker 10: off around the are laughing and leave me there mortified.

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Speaker 9: Pinching them on the.

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Speaker 3: Fantastic hilarious because you can't get angry at the kids, can't.

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Speaker 5: You can as dang right.

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Speaker 4: Well, they were bloody good calls.

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Speaker 5: I've got to say both hilarios.

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Speaker 3: But producers, Zoe, the quote, as I've said before, is

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Speaker 3: I think my story is better than every single call

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Speaker 3: we've had come through this week.

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Speaker 2: I think she said she finished it with this week

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Speaker 2: than every story this week.

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Speaker 1: So here we go.

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Speaker 7: I never meant for you guys to hear that line.

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Speaker 4: I'm just telling the other producers that was in confidence.

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Speaker 3: She used to get me to walk into people's shops

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Speaker 3: asking if they were my dad.

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Speaker 1: So that's good.

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Speaker 2: Similar to similar to Ashley and it's good and to

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Speaker 2: explain that's because you are Korean, Zoe.

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Speaker 1: No, it's actually not because.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, and now I look bad. Let's go to a song.

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Speaker 3: Last night, I had a great catch up with my

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Speaker 4: Him every now and then.

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Speaker 3: And I was telling Grandad about a visit that I'd

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Speaker 3: had recently to a Buddhist temple. And when I said

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Speaker 3: this to him, I was very shocked by his response.

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Speaker 5: He was really excited.

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Speaker 4: He was like, wow, that that's that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: A Buddhist temple to a Buddhist testable.

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Speaker 4: He was like that, he is absolutely incredible.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, from those moments where you get

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Speaker 3: grandfather's nice moment. I'm related to this guy, so of

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Speaker 3: course he's into it.

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Speaker 4: And he said to me, do you have any photos?

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Speaker 5: And I was like, I absolutely do, Grandpa, And this

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Speaker 1: He's that keen.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen my grandfather so excited. In the twenty

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Speaker 3: nine years I have known my grandfather, I have never

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Speaker 4: So opening my phone. He's sitting there impatiently. He puts

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Speaker 4: his drink down. He's going like, just shows the photos

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Speaker 4: opened up my phone. I flick over and go, mate,

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Speaker 4: I've got a fair few here. Just flick right, So

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Speaker 4: give him my phone and he's flicking.

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Speaker 3: He's flicking right and anyways, so his eyes are excited,

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Speaker 3: and then he's flicking, and every with every flick he

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Speaker 3: is on. He's looking he's looking borderline sad. And I'm going,

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Speaker 3: what's what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Grandpa? Like, it's you look disappointed? And he goes, ah, it's.

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Speaker 5: Not really what I expected.

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 4: And I was like, what were you after? Like a classic?

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Speaker 5: Like and he goes like, you know, where are all

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Speaker 4: Why does that excuse me? Well, and I'm thinking that

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Speaker 4: Grandpa thought he's marvel. Well, you told me you went

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Speaker 4: to a nudist temple.

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Speaker 5: He left, he left my house and went on.

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Speaker 4: Wilbert.

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Speaker 3: You were telling me that Donald Trump got in trouble

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Speaker 3: when he was at NATO.

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Speaker 2: A lot of the Europeans are really struggling with him.

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Speaker 2: Not surprisingly, there are a lot of protests in him

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Speaker 2: rocking out. The big question is though, that he's gone

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Speaker 2: over there and he has been so chummy with Vladimir.

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Speaker 11: Putin, Like, wasn't he accusing like Putin have getting involved

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Speaker 11: in the so chummy mate, So to the point where

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Speaker 11: everyone is now so terrified that Trump is in Putin's pocket.

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Speaker 1: It's all kind of turning on its head. Now, have

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Speaker 2: This is obviously there have been a lot of intelligence

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Speaker 2: reports recently saying that the American election where Trump actually won,

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Speaker 2: was influenced by the Russians. Right, So that's been a

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Speaker 2: big moment. Putin and Trump have met in a separate room.

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Speaker 2: They've come out to go and talk to everybody. And

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Speaker 2: this is what Donald Trump has said to the room

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Speaker 2: and the press about Russia's involvement in the election.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I have President Putin.

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Speaker 12: He just said, it's not Russia. I will say this.

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Speaker 12: I don't see any reason why it would be great

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Speaker 12: confidence in my intelligence people. But I will tell you

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Speaker 12: that President Putin was extremely strong and powerful in his

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Speaker 12: denial today.

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Speaker 4: What a reason he was very strong in his denial.

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Speaker 2: He despite all of my intelligence agencies, Vladd sat me down,

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Speaker 2: and he's pinky promised me that he's had nothing to

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Speaker 2: do with my election.

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Speaker 4: It just confirms that.

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Speaker 1: So isn't that just epic?

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Speaker 2: And I really want to put myself in Lad's shoes here.

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Speaker 5: Sure, he's laughing. We're in there for five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Trump over, Well, did you who influenced the election?

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Speaker 5: No, it wasn't me.

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Speaker 1: Fair enough, lunch, That's what it seems like it's been.

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Speaker 2: And I really want to put myself in Blad's shoes here,

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Speaker 2: and I want other people to drop because, as you said,

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Speaker 2: you are laughing. But it is kind of it's a

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Speaker 2: really special moment, I think, and I don't condone this necessarily, sure,

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Speaker 2: but it's a very special moment when you manage to

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Speaker 2: tell someone a lie, which you think is a long shot,

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Speaker 4: And these people just worshiped me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, guys loving the show. I went to the restaurant

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Speaker 6: I loved you.

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Speaker 7: And Robin Hood.

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Speaker 13: Yeah it was really good.

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Speaker 7: I love my arrow work and I doing all this

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Speaker 7: If if I can send it to you, Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, speak about producers.

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Speaker 5: So you look like Russell crow obviously, Michael.

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Speaker 7: Not at all. The reason I always pretend to be

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Speaker 4: That it's hilarious. We'll get that photos produces.

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Speaker 1: The ther Michael funny.

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Speaker 2: Really interesting thing about this is your example for when

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Speaker 5: Because I remember one with.

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Speaker 2: I once told my youngest brother, George, that was sabi

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Speaker 4: Oh so good.

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Speaker 2: But you reckon, it's went a little bit too far.

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Speaker 6: The doctor pushed on my stomach and tears started rolling

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, so did you get your appendings removed?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I'd gone too far.

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Speaker 6: I didn't want to say out.

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Speaker 15: I next minute, my uncle worked at the hospital and

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Speaker 4: For a week later, no school resolved.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell him when did you tell him that?

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Speaker 6: Well, the thing is, when the doctor came in to

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Speaker 6: Like I was thinking to myself, this doctor doesn't know anything,

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Speaker 15: So I just thought to myself, oh my god, this doctor.

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Speaker 4: So no one ever found out that you were faking.

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Speaker 5: It, No, not until now you have revealed it on

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Speaker 4: That's incredible, man, that is amazing.

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Speaker 2: I suppose if you're the doctor, you would just because

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Speaker 3: So there you go for the kids listening want a

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, No, okay, yeah, don't.

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Speaker 4: Kids don't do that.

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Speaker 2: That is wow, know though, do you You never know,

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Speaker 2: like if the kid's in pain and they're telling you

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Speaker 4: And pendy, you got to rush a day your brother

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Speaker 1: That you're in You're in powers in a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of pain.

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Speaker 5: But I wasn't faking.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, I had a very good doctor that day

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Speaker 1: Got a very special guest who's coming on the Sharp next.

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Speaker 5: Incredible guest, Wilbert.

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Speaker 4: Her name is Lily Allen.

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Speaker 3: But I'm a little bit worried because both of you

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Speaker 3: and I have been to London.

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Speaker 5: And she said this before.

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Speaker 10: Let's be honest, Australians in London passion.

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Speaker 4: Maybe because it's.

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Speaker 15: So far away, maybe they feel like when they're.

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Speaker 10: Here, they've just got really Australian.

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Speaker 3: So she's probably gonna hate us, but she joins us

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Speaker 3: up next. Now we are joined by this super talented lady.

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Speaker 2: Genuine superstar is Ellie Allen. She's had three platinum singles

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Speaker 1: Joins us right now. Great to have on the show,

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Speaker 1: Lily Oh you do good, good, we are good?

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Speaker 2: What he was actually just doing an impersonation of you singing,

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Speaker 4: So do you want to hear it? Lily?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Great?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's not fair. You think you're really queen?

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Speaker 5: I think that's not good?

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Speaker 7: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Lily?

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Speaker 14: Not great?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, And that's not how I value your ability.

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Speaker 5: That's just I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Going to Lily.

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Speaker 2: Your touring over here, which is really exciting, and I

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Speaker 2: saw you interviewed and you're talking about writing this new album.

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Speaker 2: There's been a whole bunch of things in your life

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Speaker 2: haven't actually really had a chance to, you know, sit

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Speaker 2: still you? And you're you're excited about trying to fuse

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Speaker 8: I did a lot of promo and a lot of

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Speaker 8: myself and and not really like make make a huge

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Speaker 8: pop starfing record. You know, Yeah, it just needed to

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Speaker 8: to be fine, you know, That's that's not what it was.

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Speaker 8: It's there aren't like huge radio hits on the record.

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Speaker 13: That's not what.

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Speaker 8: It was made for. It was made for a different purpose.

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Speaker 8: And I am in a different, different phase in my life,

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Speaker 8: and you know, I feel like I figured out the

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Speaker 8: I'm happy.

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Speaker 4: That's great.

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Speaker 1: It's really good to hear.

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Speaker 2: I should mention people can see you in Sydney, Melbourne,

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Speaker 2: Brisbane at the start of feb next year ticketek dot

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Speaker 2: it must be. I do think it's interesting though, Lily,

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Speaker 8: But I definitely was into it, you know, in my

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Speaker 8: I am really good at writing songs. I really enjoy

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Speaker 8: writing songs, and I really love performing songs, and I

455
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Speaker 8: don't need to be.

456
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Speaker 1: You know, anything more than that. Yeah, that's great.

457
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Speaker 3: And You've always had so much honesty in all your songs,

458
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Speaker 3: like your lyrics, and obviously now the new autobiography my

459
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Speaker 3: thoughts exactly.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to ask you, are you this honest?

461
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Speaker 3: You know, this honest Lily Allen that we see in

462
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Speaker 3: the media, is this the honest mother as well?

463
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Speaker 8: Look, you know they're going to have Google at their disposal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can circumvent these days.

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Speaker 8: I don't really have a choice to be honest, that's right.

466
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Speaker 3: And of course, when you're super famous like you, like

467
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Speaker 3: if that is, type mum's name into Google, they'll they'll

468
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Speaker 3: they'll learn a lot.

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Speaker 2: But does Lily, because I know you've been frustrated sometimes

470
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Speaker 2: with things being taken out of context, And does that

471
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Speaker 2: scare you as.

472
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Speaker 1: A mum, you know, knowing that you have got you.

473
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Speaker 2: Know, kids who are five and six and who might

474
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Speaker 2: come across this sort of stuff from the inn it.

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Speaker 16: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I don't think a lot of the things

477
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Speaker 8: that I do say are particularly controversial preoperative. I think

478
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Speaker 8: I say things that they're actually pretty normal, but they're

479
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Speaker 8: really spun.

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Speaker 1: It the way that people spin it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. And that's one of the reasons that I've written

482
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Speaker 8: this book, you know, is because there has been so

483
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Speaker 8: much written about the intimate details of my life that

484
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Speaker 8: are not in my word, you know, and you know,

485
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Speaker 8: certain people have have profited off off of you know,

486
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Speaker 8: for the running commentary, so you know, why not do

487
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Speaker 8: that myself? And also it's a great opportunity for you know,

488
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Speaker 8: when my kids do you get on Google and they're thirteen,

489
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Speaker 8: fourteen and yeah and say why you know, I've read

490
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Speaker 8: this nut and there's nut about you. I can just

491
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Speaker 8: go well that you know, his hair is my.

492
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Speaker 2: My left event page one hundred and ten kids highlighted.

493
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Speaker 2: You can have it tabbed ready to go for them,

494
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Speaker 2: like a little bit of a Bible.

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Speaker 1: There's a reference point. That's great.

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Speaker 4: You brought up the gender inequality.

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Speaker 3: And there's a news article today from a show called Wonderlust.

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Speaker 4: Do you know the show Wonderlust?

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, actually watched it last night or I watched half

501
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Speaker 8: an hour of it before a week not because it

502
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Speaker 8: was bad, but because I was a jet leg.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay.

504
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Speaker 3: So there's a there's an amazing Australian actress in that,

505
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Speaker 3: Tony Collette. And there's a lot of controversy about this

506
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Speaker 3: episode because it showed the first ever female big O

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Speaker 3: moment on screen.

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Speaker 4: Honest, what are your thoughts on this?

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Speaker 8: Well, I've been watching those things on porn.

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Speaker 1: Happy Lily. Thank you so much for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Really appreciate your time, Really appreciate your honesty as always.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: New book coming out very shortly, brand new record, No

514
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Speaker 2: Shane that people can get the hands on it.

515
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Speaker 1: Very interested, I know I certainly will be.

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Speaker 2: You're over here in Australia at start of February ticketek

517
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Speaker 2: dot com dot you if you're in Sydney at Melbourne

518
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Speaker 2: or Brisbane or Berth, actually you're over there as well

519
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Speaker 2: so people can see you. Thanks for joining us, mate,

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Speaker 2: Pleasure Joy you always see you next time.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Billy Biley.

522
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Speaker 2: If you just missed it, Lily Allen was on the

523
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Speaker 2: show Pleasure having her here. You can see all that

524
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Speaker 2: Wilhelmwoody Instagram or check it out. iHeartRadio Woods very much.

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Speaker 2: Looking forward to the next game of though, because I

526
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Speaker 2: know you've got a question for me.

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Speaker 4: Well, I just think will and I'm sick of it happening.

528
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Speaker 3: But I think I've been inappropriately flirted with again, and

529
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Speaker 3: I'll be telling you all about it up next and

530
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Speaker 3: just how unprofessional I found the entire thing from yourself,

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Speaker 3: from myself, and and I'll be asking you guys as well.

532
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Speaker 1: If you guys a person that was hitting on you.

533
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Speaker 3: I think it was inappropriate from her, but you just

534
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Speaker 3: said it was unprofessional and unprofessional from her.

535
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Speaker 1: But then you said it was unprofessional from you as well.

536
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Speaker 1: There's what I said, Was it from yourself?

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Speaker 4: Well, I responded badly. Okay, You've got me.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a very interesting moment with a florist

539
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Speaker 3: this morning, a florists very interesting moment while at flores.

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Speaker 3: I need to buy a dangle a dangle plant, a

541
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Speaker 3: dangle plant.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And I just when you say, dangle plants

543
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Speaker 2: plants that dangle down. But that can be like does

544
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Speaker 2: the plant dangle either plants, does the pot hang or

545
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Speaker 2: does the plant hang over the edge of the post.

546
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Speaker 4: The plant, the plant hangs over the edge of the pot.

547
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Speaker 4: And for me, and I'm not going to go into it,

548
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Speaker 4: I was trying to buy adangle plant. And I'm in there.

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Speaker 1: Is it called a dangle plant or are you just

550
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Speaker 1: calling you that?

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Speaker 3: Not sure, but I'm in there with this, with this woman,

552
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Speaker 3: the florist, and we're getting along really well, along, really well.

553
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Speaker 4: It's going along fine.

554
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Speaker 1: Dang plant.

555
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Speaker 5: I said, I'm after one of.

556
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Speaker 3: Your dangle plants, That's what I wanted to do.

557
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Speaker 4: And she was having a little bit of a giggler

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Speaker 4: that and we're giggling together and yeah, anyway, we're one

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Speaker 4: of your And I had to explain when I was

560
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Speaker 4: after that.

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Speaker 3: And then we're walking around the beautiful nursery and like,

562
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Speaker 3: look at the flowers over here, beautiful sort of you know,

563
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Speaker 3: I think from my memory there was a subtle flick

564
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Speaker 3: of her hair and then she looked back at me

565
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Speaker 3: and she goes, oh, you know, it's just me alone

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Speaker 3: all day here with all these plants, dangling plants.

567
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Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 4: Look back it up a little.

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Speaker 5: Bit, florists, back it up.

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Speaker 3: And then I said straight away, because you know I'm

571
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Speaker 3: in a in a committed relationship. I thought I said

572
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Speaker 3: straightway and say, oh yeah, yeah, my girlfriend would love

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Speaker 3: it here. I just had to you just got it

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Speaker 3: out there. I just had to get it out there. Yeah,

575
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Speaker 3: because I think you would agree with me. She was

576
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Speaker 3: flirting with me. She was one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: She might have just been saying she was bored, like

578
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Speaker 2: here I am. I'm here all day. I mean, like,

579
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Speaker 2: I've had that chat with retails.

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Speaker 5: What if she was a guy, I'd still say flirting

581
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Speaker 5: with me. I've had a number of men flirt with me.

582
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Speaker 4: No, I'm not saying men haven't flowed right. Yeah, I

583
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Speaker 4: was just saying that I.

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Speaker 2: Think it's completely accessible for somebody to say that they're

585
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Speaker 2: there by themselves all day.

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Speaker 3: I completely disagree, and I would love to hear people's

587
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Speaker 3: thirteen one oh six five?

588
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Speaker 5: Is that the number.

589
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Speaker 4: For her to mention? Yeah, it's just me alone in here.

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Speaker 3: Slight hair flick, She didn't sopating a lot of Okay,

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Speaker 3: it's just me alone in here, slight hand flick, lean

592
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Speaker 3: back on the hunter with all these flowers?

593
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Speaker 4: Do the Barry White's me alone.

594
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Speaker 3: I'm completely alone in here with all those flower She

595
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Speaker 3: wasn't If that's not flirting, I want to hear from people.

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Speaker 3: I want to hear why is that not flirting? Because

597
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Speaker 3: I you know, I need to know because this happened.

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Speaker 1: Twice now, and what are you suggesting that she does

599
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Speaker 1: in that situation.

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Speaker 2: Let's say it is flirting, and that's her, you know,

601
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Speaker 2: putting the ball in your court. If you were flirting back,

602
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Speaker 2: what did you say to that?

603
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Speaker 3: Oh, well, we could probably get up with a bit

604
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Speaker 3: of naughty business in here, couldn't we.

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Speaker 13: I mean, I'm more of a I'm a zero to

606
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Speaker 13: ten guy. So you're telling me if you were single.

607
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Speaker 13: If you were single and she said to you, oh,

608
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Speaker 13: it's just me alone here with these plans, you would

609
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Speaker 13: have said what would you've actually said that?

610
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Speaker 3: I would have said, like, oh, maybe you need some

611
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 3: company sometimes.

612
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Speaker 5: See she's not flirting.

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Speaker 4: What are you meaning?

614
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Speaker 2: Because if she's flirting, then you're looking for a better

615
00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 2: response than that. You would she would have said like, oh, geez,

616
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Speaker 2: I'm only working here all day, Like what are you

617
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 2: doing later on? Like that's you know, rather than it's

618
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 2: like I'm not, Oh, you know, I wish you'd come

619
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Speaker 2: and join me in the shop with my dangly plants,

620
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: you know, like it's not I think if.

621
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Speaker 3: I didn't drop the girlfriend, she would have goneto that

622
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Speaker 3: area very very quickly.

623
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Speaker 1: All right, well, let's ask everyone else. Six five is

624
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Speaker 1: the number.

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Speaker 4: I want to hear a female opinion. This is obviously

626
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Speaker 4: just two males.

627
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Speaker 2: Do you think that if somebody is in a shop

628
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 2: by themselves and they say, it's just me here in

629
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Speaker 2: the shop all day, they are flirting off and.

630
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Speaker 4: They mentioned alone, it's just me alone.

631
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Speaker 2: That's what I said, it's just me alone in the

632
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Speaker 2: shop all a.

633
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Speaker 1: Do you think that's flirting?

634
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 5: Straight up?

635
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: Wow? This is and this is rich from you.

636
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,000
Speaker 2: Let everybody six five Let him down lightly, everyone, let's

637
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: let him down lightly.

638
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: It s feeling woody, well.

639
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Speaker 2: Trow, I'm starting to think that you just think that

640
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 2: people flirt with you every everywhere.

641
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Speaker 1: Today.

642
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 2: You walked into a florest and you thought that florest

643
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 2: was flirting with you. You walked into a tailor, if

644
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Speaker 2: anybody missed it on the airwaves, and you thought that

645
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 2: Taylor was flirting with you.

646
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm bent over doing my shoe lasers up

647
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 3: and I'm going I can feel like their eyes on me,

648
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 3: So I.

649
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Speaker 4: Quick swivel around.

650
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Speaker 3: There's my clothing tailor staring like staring at me, And

651
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Speaker 3: then I realized that I had quite a substantial plumber's crack.

652
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Speaker 1: Gross.

653
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 4: Interesting. My Taylor was looking at my bait top of body.

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Speaker 5: There, but like Sue, yes, her name was Yeah, no

655
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Speaker 5: doubt she was.

656
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Speaker 3: Well, she wasn't necessarily flirting with me, but she was

657
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Speaker 3: just having a little bit of a you know, a

658
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 3: little bit of a treat there for the eyes.

659
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Speaker 1: But yesterday, no, sorry.

660
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Speaker 2: So how closes the tailor to your house corner with

661
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Speaker 2: a kilometer and the florist is the same.

662
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 5: About three hund meters away, And I imagine there's.

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Speaker 2: Also a bar near you as well, where you think

664
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Speaker 2: someone's also flirted with you?

665
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Speaker 4: No, no, I will don't.

666
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Speaker 5: I don't think everyone flirts with me. Because this girl said.

667
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Speaker 4: To me, I was just me, all alone in here

668
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Speaker 4: with all these.

669
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Speaker 5: Flowers, very suggestive.

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Speaker 4: Not frankly, I felt uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: Frankly, I think you've banicked unnecessarily. It's not flirting.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear from We've got a lease here

673
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Speaker 3: has given us a ring? At least this is this

674
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Speaker 3: is straight up flirting.

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Speaker 4: One o one, isn't it?

676
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 13: No?

677
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 1: Thank you Elise.

678
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 3: But at least what's her intention there to let me know?

679
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 4: And I'll mention again that she slightly flicked her hair.

680
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: She's just trying to make conversations. She's obviously in the

681
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: shop all day by herself.

682
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 10: I honestly think she's just I think she is saying, ah.

683
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,479
Speaker 15: I'm lonely, but I think it's the I'm a loser,

684
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:26,840
Speaker 15: I'm lonely.

685
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 9: I don't think it's like.

686
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: Flirt with me please, right, she's just trying to.

687
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,360
Speaker 15: Like, if she wanted to flirt with you, it would

688
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 15: be like, oh, you know, I wish I wish I

689
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 15: couldn't see more people like you come in.

690
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 5: Oh that'd be straight floating.

691
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's funny. That's basically maybe she's a subtle flirter.

692
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: You're also naturally very I don't know what it is

693
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: about you, what you get this?

694
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,920
Speaker 2: You get very weird when you think that people are

695
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: cracking onto you, because because it makes me feel uncomfortable

696
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 2: with Yeah, well you ran home, You ran back to

697
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: our Outti campsite. One day at a music festival, when

698
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 2: you're wearing a dress that was very delt, you felt objectified.

699
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 3: Well, a man who shall not be named had very

700
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,760
Speaker 3: He very aggressively commented on my appearance, and he said

701
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 3: he wanted to do something to me, which I'm not

702
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 3: going to mention.

703
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 4: Yes he did, Yes he did. It's very different, and

704
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 4: you know.

705
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 3: It is, Linda, Linda, let's I mean, surely some sanity

706
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 3: from you here. Linda, a woman in a flora says,

707
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 3: it's just me alone in here with all these flowers straight.

708
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 4: It's flirting, isn't it.

709
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 10: I don't think so. I mean, I'm a Taylor. So

710
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:33,600
Speaker 10: I work in a suit shop and you know, regularly

711
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 10: I'm up there alone. I managed the shop on my own,

712
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 10: so you know, guys will time in and I'm up

713
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 10: in their crotch and they're like, oh, so you're in

714
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 10: here alone? Like yeah, man, I'm up here alone. And

715
00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 10: it's like not, I'm not calling out for like, hey,

716
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 10: you want to.

717
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: Do something, take advantage on me. I'm here by myself.

718
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:51,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm just saying I've put his handled got I've

719
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 10: got this.

720
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,520
Speaker 4: Oh, I see.

721
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: It's actually quite the flip lindrds. It's almost like he's saying,

722
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 2: you're doubting me. I'm completely fine here here yeah, yeah.

723
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 10: Like I'm not scared of you. If you yeah, like we're.

724
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 2: Good, maybe you should put a bit of a nail

725
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: in the coffin here as well, Linda, Just to confirm yesterday,

726
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,480
Speaker 2: would he thought that the Taylor was staring at his

727
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: bum crack? You must see a lot of bum cracks.

728
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 2: Do you think that they're actually looking at that and

729
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:15,719
Speaker 2: enjoying it?

730
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 10: We were just looking at it because we sort of

731
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 10: have to.

732
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:20,120
Speaker 2: I want to.

733
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 10: I'm not feacing on it. I'm just having to look like,

734
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,800
Speaker 10: oh that's that's a crack. And and then I'm thinking

735
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 10: straight off what you've just purchased or what I'm making

736
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 10: for you.

737
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 5: A bit of a treat, a bit of a treat.

738
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 10: Depending on who. Yeah, I mean, I've had some some

739
00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 10: good look and blows, so I'm not.

740
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: Hear anything more from you. I'm just going to get

741
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 4: straight into things here, Will. I did a bit of

742
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 4: man escaping last night.

743
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a.

744
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:50,719
Speaker 5: Bit of a tidy up.

745
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: Do we have to sound effect? Bit of color for everyone?

746
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 2: Am I automatically thinking of you as gave me elsewhere.

747
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 2: You've done your face, though, haven't you. Well, no, you

748
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: did the whole of you do it quite a bit. Actually,

749
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: you're probably the most You're probably the most incessant trimmer

750
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: and very can for the trimmer of body parts I've

751
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 2: ever met.

752
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 3: No, but I do to my face, and I do

753
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,040
Speaker 3: the the Garden of Eden, as I like to call.

754
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 1: It, finds more like I don't understand why why are

755
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: you doing this?

756
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: I find it more comfortable, honestly, I do anyway. So

757
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: I'm doing it in manscaping down there in the garden

758
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 3: like a child.

759
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 4: And well, no, I don't go all the way.

760
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: But you go pretty close to the to the mark.

761
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, you know what I think.

762
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: I think that was a trainer as well. But now

763
00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 1: these days I look like I'm a twelve year old boy.

764
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, everyone's got their taste, and I just

765
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 4: like not much down there.

766
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 1: You like feeling young again.

767
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 3: I feel like a spring chicken. No, So I'm doing

768
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 3: a bit of manscaping in the bathroom. And so Courtney,

769
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 3: my girl, and was in the living room watching some TV.

770
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,800
Speaker 3: And so she can hear that this is going on,

771
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 3: so she knows what's happening. So she knows going on.

772
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 3: So I'm going away, and then she.

773
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: I've got another question for you.

774
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: Do you do it to make yourself feel a bit

775
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 2: sexier as well? Do you get a bit or something

776
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:13,920
Speaker 2: out of it?

777
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:20,000
Speaker 4: Well, to use a metaphor it, how do you how

778
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 4: do I phrase this?

779
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 3: If you say, if you had a rake in a haystack,

780
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 3: if you take away the hay the rake.

781
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 5: Looks more prominent.

782
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 4: And that's all I'll say.

783
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 1: So anyway, yeah, yeah.

784
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,640
Speaker 4: Give him a confidence. It gives me a kick.

785
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: Okay, I say, well, but yeah, it's a game of it.

786
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: Just well whatever, it is a game of you're buying,

787
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 2: you're buying yourself.

788
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 4: And I realized it's an illusion.

789
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's all the same, okay for that anyway,

790
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 3: So I'm in the bathroom and Courtney yells from the

791
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 3: living room. She goes, wood, are you currently manscaping and

792
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:01,440
Speaker 3: just letting it go on the bathroom floor? Now me thinking,

793
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 3: you know, like she's gonna have no idea, So I

794
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 3: just yelled back.

795
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 4: Courtney, who do you take me for?

796
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,280
Speaker 5: I Am not a slog.

797
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 4: And I'll let you know right now, now going it

798
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 4: was just free falling down there. It was snowing. It

799
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,320
Speaker 4: wasn't snowing.

800
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,240
Speaker 5: That's weird. No, sorry, I'm sorry.

801
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: Sorry, I got swept up with the metaphors and it

802
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 3: wasn't snowing.

803
00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 16: It wasn't snowing anyway, So dust, I apologize. I'm going going,

804
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 16: And I'm in.

805
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,240
Speaker 3: Between the legs at this point, and I was looking

806
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 3: in between my own legs and what what do you mean?

807
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,439
Speaker 4: So I was right down there so.

808
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 3: Hungover like I was hung over the frontway, and you

809
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 3: am doing and so I'm.

810
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 4: Looking through my legs to get a few bits. Don't

811
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:54,960
Speaker 4: have too many questions.

812
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 3: But I realized that when I looked, when I looked

813
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 3: through my legs, there was a beautif full reflection in

814
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: the living in the in the outdoor door that I've got.

815
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 4: So Courtney could see me, ah theire.

816
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 3: So not only not only has she seen me like

817
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 3: bend over myself, but she also knows that I was

818
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:20,520
Speaker 3: lying about the whole au just letting that go onto

819
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 3: the bathroom floor.

820
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:25,919
Speaker 1: Yes, it really is. Just it's the biggest faux pas.

821
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 2: I'm getting so much trouble for I don't know if

822
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 2: you want to keep talking about that.

823
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:32,439
Speaker 4: But no, I'm done with that now. I think people

824
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 4: have had enough of that.

825
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 3: But what I'd like to know on thirteen one oh

826
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 3: six five, the awful moment for me is you.

827
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 4: Know those moments when you think no one can see you?

828
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it just it hits you like a

829
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,360
Speaker 3: baseball bat when you notice that someone can see you.

830
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.

831
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 5: Obviously doesn't have.

832
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 3: To do with manscaping. I think we're done with manscaping

833
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 3: for at least a few months. Thirteen one oh six five.

834
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,319
Speaker 3: When did you think no one could see you?

835
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 1: So you think you're out of the picture. Yep, you're

836
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: in your own space. It is what while it's happening.

837
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,440
Speaker 4: I'll give you another example.

838
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 3: I when I used to own a dog, and look,

839
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 3: I'll put my hand up and confess this is a

840
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 3: naughty behavior. Also, but when the dog used to go

841
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 3: to the twosies on the ground, yes, and.

842
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: The other way.

843
00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 3: Well, if I didn't have a bag, what I would

844
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 3: do was I would walk over to where it was

845
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 3: done and then just crouch.

846
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 2: Down to if you were picking up in your hands

847
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: to give them they see the bag, I'll do it

848
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 2: to see you walk away with a bag.

849
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 4: It was a flawed.

850
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 5: System, but I used to crouch down.

851
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,319
Speaker 3: I'll never forget the moment that I crouched down and

852
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 3: then stood up thinking with a smug look on my face,

853
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 3: and I've got away with it. And there was a

854
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 3: person like two meters to my left, and then I said,

855
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 3: I said, I'll get I'll get a bag.

856
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 4: Four for moments thirteen one, six y five.

857
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: It just make sense. It's fluching down next to the boot.

858
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 1: You just look at it a while, but tend to

859
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: scoop some grass.

860
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, because people that are one hundred meters away have

861
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 3: no No, he spent over, he's picked it up.

862
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,919
Speaker 2: Although people that pick up pootend to swing it around

863
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 2: like a bit of a trophy afterwards.

864
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: Well you know what I mean.

865
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 4: They just wasn't a swinger.

866
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's fair.

867
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: Okay, Sorry, So thirty one and six five, probably by

868
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 2: the sounds of things, you've been caught thinking that you're

869
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 2: that no one can see you. Yes, but you're in

870
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:22,240
Speaker 2: the middle of it. Yes, absolutely, you think you're safe,

871
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: you're in the clear, but they've got eyes on you.

872
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:24,960
Speaker 4: Yeah.

873
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 3: Great, we are asking when did you think no one

874
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:31,000
Speaker 3: could see you, yeah, because I was like, I've been

875
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 3: a bit naughty. I was doing some man escaping in

876
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 3: the bathroom last night.

877
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: We don't need the audio.

878
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 4: I think it has a bit of color.

879
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 5: It's rare to get rid of them, particularly when you

880
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 5: do it.

881
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 17: You admitted that you were down there doing your girch No,

882
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 17: I didn't use those words before. You are going to

883
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:51,680
Speaker 17: give trouble up to your nose in your game, girch mate.

884
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: Completely unexceptable as far as I'm concerned.

885
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,799
Speaker 3: Anyway, the reason I was getting all sorts of different

886
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 3: angles and whatnot is because I thought I was alone

887
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 3: there and couldn't be seen. And turns out the reflection

888
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 3: of the back door got me my girlfriend from the

889
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 3: living room.

890
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 5: It was through two doorways too, the.

891
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 3: Perfect spot and got yeah, got me in a bad position.

892
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 2: And that's great about these, And if you've got one

893
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 2: of these, please give us a call. Is often when

894
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 2: you do think that you are mean scene, it's often

895
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 2: because you're up to no good and I'm in a

896
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,720
Speaker 2: safe space now I can get up for whatever mischief.

897
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Speaker 3: And I was in a bad angle and also didn't

898
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Speaker 3: put a drop sheet down, which naughty drop sheet?

899
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Speaker 4: Well whatever you.

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Speaker 14: Painting top and let's just go off me. Let's go

901
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Speaker 14: to Jeff. Sorry, Jeff, how are you mate?

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Speaker 4: Good Jeff? This was before a job interview.

903
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Speaker 9: Yeah, I was running late for a job interview. H

904
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Speaker 9: and that factory that was the officers were all sort

905
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Speaker 9: of at the front there, and there's an nice little

906
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Speaker 9: garden setting and I'm dying for pissed. I thought, look

907
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Speaker 9: like I was bucking behind them. I'm having a WII.

908
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 9: They were like this mirrord sort of wall things. And

909
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Speaker 9: when I went into the job interview, it was actually

910
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Speaker 9: the office where they were all standing waiting for me,

911
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Speaker 9: and it was a mirror. You could see how.

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Speaker 1: It was one way, so you just you just facing

913
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Speaker 1: what was the job, Jeff?

914
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Speaker 4: Was the job?

915
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Speaker 9: It was an area area supervisor.

916
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Speaker 16: Supervisor women in the in the office.

917
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Speaker 1: You just exposed yourself.

918
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Speaker 9: Having a good shake, drive, having a good view.

919
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Speaker 2: So, Jeff, how did how did you realize? So when

920
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Speaker 2: you walked in, did you see the garden and you

921
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Speaker 2: were like, I've just been visiting in that garden or

922
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Speaker 2: was it was it?

923
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Speaker 1: Did they say to you like, excuse me, we should

924
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Speaker 1: probably do I.

925
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Speaker 9: Knew that it was because I could see the registration

926
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Speaker 9: played at my car.

927
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been well waiting for the last couple of hours.

928
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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for joining us hit a bridget

929
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Speaker 2: here for a Bridgestone this afternoon. So thank you for

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Speaker 2: sponsoring us.

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Speaker 1: Much appreciated. Woods.

932
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Speaker 4: Oh bloody, we love bridge Stone.

933
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Speaker 3: We love their bridges, and we love their stones, and

934
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Speaker 3: we love their tires. We love their tires most of all.

935
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Speaker 3: If you want to hear our chat with Lily Allen,

936
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Speaker 3: go to the podcast I Heart Radio and tomorrow Wilbote

937
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 3: tomorrow on the show. If you're a fan of Power,

938
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 3: the Stand TV show Power, we have got Dre Coleman

939
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Speaker 3: who is going to be coming in the studio tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I bloody love him and even if you don't watch Power,

941
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 3: he's an awesome dude.

942
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Speaker 4: And it'll be joining us from for tomorrow.

943
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Speaker 2: You want to check it out on stand. It's exclusively

944
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Speaker 2: on the Stand.

945
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Speaker 9: Power.

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Speaker 1: Can't wait for that tomorrow, guys. But it a fresh

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Speaker 1: way to drives home with Will and Woody