Speaker 1: People do some weird ship. Hello, I'm Tracy Grimshaw. Welcome
Speaker 1: to a parent affair tonight.
Speaker 2: We're coming to you from my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Some feelings make more sense than others. Hitch is traded
Speaker 1: in Gymnast One commodore games Goald in nineteen ninety that
Speaker 1: his performance on the pommel Horse Indias grow up. Bless
Speaker 1: yourself for observations. You didn't ask for the fit.
Speaker 3: You are a cheap tramp and a filthy liar.
Speaker 1: This is just a couple of mitches reckon.
Speaker 2: We should include Jenna's name in the opener.
Speaker 1: Tell about a compromise. We'll say your name, but it's
Speaker 1: said in simlish drap lubi perfect his Mitch tui and
Speaker 1: yes that's Asks Jenner's here.
Speaker 2: Hello, grounds Keeper Jenna back in Studio fifty one fifty
Speaker 2: one episodes ake.
Speaker 1: He's literally Christmas already.
Speaker 2: I know. I was looking at the calendar when we're
Speaker 2: figuring out when we're going to record and everything, and
Speaker 2: I was like, God, it's really creeping up.
Speaker 1: What are you guys doing for Christmas? Have you got
Speaker 1: planned or going back to see family or yeah, I'll.
Speaker 4: Head back to Bogangate at some point.
Speaker 2: Dinner I'm going to double great family. Are you going
Speaker 2: to be at your parents place or your boyfriend's parents.
Speaker 1: We're trying to work that out now, but we're going
Speaker 1: to do Hayden's family Christmas Eve and then my family
Speaker 1: Christmas morning, go back to his mum's Christmas Day, drive
Speaker 1: back to my family for Christmas Night. Gosh, the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You could be bothered same, but in presence we still
Speaker 1: get presents.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Though? One thing that's going to
Speaker 2: be interesting about this Christmas is it's the first time
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to cut my fucking rescue cat
Speaker 2: back to bogen Gate.
Speaker 5: Oh, her first Christmas with you?
Speaker 1: Ye, marriage am?
Speaker 2: The cat Isabelle?
Speaker 1: Isabelle.
Speaker 2: I'm not exactly sure how a cat is going to
Speaker 2: go with a seven hour car trip.
Speaker 1: You can't take You can't take the cat, leave it
Speaker 1: with your housemate.
Speaker 4: No, well he's coming home as well.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so you need a cat sitter.
Speaker 2: Well, I just know I can't because she was re
Speaker 2: homed so many times before I adopted her, and I
Speaker 2: just couldn't bear the thought of her thinking that she's
Speaker 2: been abandoned again. So it's either she comes with me
Speaker 2: or I leave her at home and I get someone
Speaker 2: in Sydney to go and feed her. But I just
Speaker 2: don't trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to
Speaker 2: keep her alive feed her. I'll say it again, I
Speaker 2: don't trust any of my friends in Sydney enough to
Speaker 2: keep her alive.
Speaker 1: Oh, if it's one, what do is? You have one
Speaker 1: fancy feast today? I can pop that.
Speaker 2: In one, but then two servings of the Biggies Jesus
Speaker 2: which has special skin care brand.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so someone needs to do It's someone
Speaker 1: need to be living in your house.
Speaker 2: Essentially, No, I'm not living it's I'm probably just gonna
Speaker 2: have to take her with me.
Speaker 1: I could probably do if you really wanted to. Would
Speaker 1: there be a fee involved?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Pussy petting fee.
Speaker 2: Are you going to have time to go and feed
Speaker 2: my cat in amongst all your cross country driving to
Speaker 2: all your friggin family's places.
Speaker 1: True, I probably won't have time, but if you as
Speaker 1: a close to your friend, I would do it. I
Speaker 1: just know if you're between a rock and a half place,
Speaker 1: I will do it.
Speaker 4: I would end in disaster.
Speaker 1: Well, if the cat dies a cat, here's me my hair.
Speaker 1: I probably overfit you get her back into be Garfield.
Speaker 5: Oh, we've got animal cruelty back.
Speaker 1: No, we've done animal cruelty.
Speaker 4: I'm offering this is an issue we often make.
Speaker 2: We often catch you out making animal cruelty jokes, and
Speaker 2: we're like, why is this a recurring thing for you?
Speaker 1: It's not you're painting me in an ill line. I'm
Speaker 1: a very sweet person. Do you really not want me
Speaker 1: to do it?
Speaker 2: Because I'm telling you there's no fucking way I'm leaving
Speaker 2: my cat in your care.
Speaker 4: There's no way. She can't stand you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's terrified. She knows I'm in the five dog vicinity.
Speaker 1: The car stops on Mitches Street, she knows. She thinks
Speaker 1: the big ones here, Bigfoot has arrived. She can hear
Speaker 1: me coming up the stairs, so can Mitch. It's like,
Speaker 1: are you.
Speaker 4: I just don't know, would it be?
Speaker 2: Because I definitely can't have her stay at a friend's
Speaker 2: house or put into a cannon or whatever, because she
Speaker 2: would think that she's being rehomed again. So I don't
Speaker 2: know what's better leave her in my house empty or
Speaker 2: take her with me.
Speaker 1: Your cat gets, of course, caught in the fly screen.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's exactly going to revert back to
Speaker 1: old ways. She's not the smartest cat in the shed.
Speaker 2: That's cruel.
Speaker 1: How does she not get her caught the fly screen?
Speaker 2: Cats are very sea but we only leave the fly
Speaker 2: screen door open when we're home in case it happens.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't leave it open the whole time I'm away.
Speaker 1: Right, So she imagine you got home and she's just
Speaker 1: caught up in the roof from the fire screen, and
Speaker 1: they'd be horrific. No again, you're right.
Speaker 4: You just love envisioning animals in pain. There's no way
Speaker 4: you're looking after my cat.
Speaker 2: Well, why I would rather have her sitting in the
Speaker 2: little bloody carrier shitting everywhere all through my astra but
Speaker 2: he project oh diarrhea from the stress of the car tree.
Speaker 2: I'd rather that then you just conveniently forget to feed
Speaker 2: her and she gets electrocuted or some ship.
Speaker 1: Why did I do an audition and I come to
Speaker 1: your house and you audition me to be the pussy
Speaker 1: patder and we see how I go just sit on
Speaker 1: the couch, feeds feeder. I'll do everything you do. Wine
Speaker 1: invite a date over, I'll have access to your viagra.
Speaker 1: I'll film a TikTok off three. I'll get the payment
Speaker 1: from TikTok be great.
Speaker 2: You want to play that with my cat to see
Speaker 2: if you're worthy of looking after it.
Speaker 1: I'll be Mitchell Coombs for a day.
Speaker 4: I'll wear a little wig hang on.
Speaker 1: So I'll starve myself for a month and drop twenty
Speaker 1: nine gilos.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, what are you doing Sunday the thirteenth? Maybe
Speaker 2: we'll do our Instagram live from my place and then
Speaker 2: I'll leave with you and the cat and we'll see
Speaker 2: how it copes.
Speaker 1: That's Uncle Phil's birthday. Okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I'm in great so this coming Sunday Instagram Live at
Speaker 2: couple of miches. You're gonna do a play day and
Speaker 2: we'll see if my cat gets along with you.
Speaker 1: All right? Done? Locked in? I booked?
Speaker 4: She called me bondivet oh god?
Speaker 1: What's its name again?
Speaker 2: Is the Bella?
Speaker 1: Is a bella?
Speaker 2: Keep calling my little baby? Look, she's on my coffee cup.
Speaker 1: So your cat?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought that was a missing milk carton Like, hell,
Speaker 1: find this cast.
Speaker 4: Something mean to her?
Speaker 1: All right, let's start the show. There's enough cat chat
Speaker 1: you think. This is the Burk's Backyard Podcast not into it.
Speaker 1: What is to come?
Speaker 2: Well coming up today, it's another one of these guys.
Speaker 2: Jenna decides. Yep, Mitch and I are currently disagreeing on
Speaker 2: an idea of his. He thinks it's a great idea.
Speaker 2: I think it's terrible. And so last time this happened
Speaker 2: Sorry Tunnel episode thirty five. We put it to Jenna.
Speaker 2: We said, you said all this, you mediate, We.
Speaker 1: Gave her the power and she made a very wise decision.
Speaker 2: I believe she did green lighter. But Jenna, this one
Speaker 2: is way more risky for us. I'll explain later on,
Speaker 2: but it could come back to bite us in the workplace.
Speaker 2: You and I only not him.
Speaker 1: And I think it's genius. Yeah, it might not benefit you,
Speaker 1: but trust me, listen, I'm talking directly to you now.
Speaker 2: It has you will love it. It does have all
Speaker 2: the ingredients to be great because it centers on a mispronunciation. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's something that I heard and I put it to
Speaker 2: Mitch and now I'm like, no, but we can't talk
Speaker 2: about it on the show. I just wanted to talk
Speaker 2: to you about it off air because I think it's
Speaker 2: so inappropriate to do it on the show.
Speaker 4: We can't do this myth pronunciation here.
Speaker 1: It's risky. It could end up with both of you
Speaker 1: two losing your job when me flourishing and maybe getting
Speaker 1: a pay rise. That's not why I want to do it,
Speaker 1: but that's just that's just you know, on the side.
Speaker 5: I'm scared.
Speaker 1: It's all up to your on CNN if your nation
Speaker 1: decides verse Trump, Jenna, you are I want to know
Speaker 1: you are out there. You are out a news correspondent.
Speaker 2: Anyways, remember who you've been friends with for much longer
Speaker 2: and who your loyalty should lie with. I don't think
Speaker 2: we should do it. I've got your back, Jenner. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't want any issues for us at work.
Speaker 1: Jenna. Who brings you peanut butter snacks?
Speaker 5: Not you?
Speaker 1: No, not me. I'm actually asking because I've seen you
Speaker 1: eat them, and I'm very interested. I never.
Speaker 5: Got the wrong person again.
Speaker 1: Who braised your hair for you?
Speaker 5: Myself?
Speaker 1: I've done it for you once.
Speaker 2: I don't think you know how to braid.
Speaker 1: I remember little my sister Rachel once taught me how
Speaker 1: to fish braid, fish bone, fish bone. My finger's got
Speaker 1: all tangled in it.
Speaker 2: I know how to plat, but I can't braid.
Speaker 1: And by the end the poor thing had very early
Speaker 1: hair because my hands were perspiring the whole time. Looks
Speaker 1: actually just gone for a swim. That's awful anyway, that
Speaker 1: to come pass. We start the show the same way
Speaker 1: we do every week, with two I gems IJM. For
Speaker 1: Christ's sake, just me. Someone was like, I DGM. I
Speaker 1: love this podcast.
Speaker 7: I'm like, what is correctem?
Speaker 1: Two of them? Something we've noticed, something we hate for
Speaker 1: God's sake, something we body appreciate. The Mitch brings one,
Speaker 1: I bring one. They're the core of the show. We
Speaker 1: get things to get discussions happening. I don't know Mitch's
Speaker 1: he doesn't know mine. And this week I have to
Speaker 1: go first.
Speaker 2: Please do I'm always having to be the first cab
Speaker 2: off the rank. I hate it.
Speaker 1: Don't you try to argue I'm going first, it's your turn.
Speaker 1: Don't try to stop me.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you that mine is something that I hate.
Speaker 2: Negative Mitchell lives back. I'm trying to avoid it, but
Speaker 2: today I'm just not happy.
Speaker 1: I can't say I've missed him. All right, let's start
Speaker 1: the show. Is it just me?
Speaker 8: There?
Speaker 1: Wear a little chity bit of make up here and there,
Speaker 1: make you feel just so much more confident, very groovy. Yes,
Speaker 1: obviously now I thought about this. Yesterday I was at
Speaker 1: a shoot. I'm in an upcoming Channel seven production.
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks so much.
Speaker 1: More deeds on that to come. It's embargo. But I
Speaker 1: was on set and the hair and makeup lady was like,
Speaker 1: take a seat, meat, and she's like, your hair beautiful. Wow.
Speaker 1: Do you have a dice and blow dre.
Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I do.
Speaker 1: She's like, yeah, it's great, I might thank you.
Speaker 4: Did they have to do much to it other than
Speaker 4: a bit of hairsprain?
Speaker 5: No, they actually.
Speaker 1: Ruined it and made it look I've got a still
Speaker 1: photo right from the set. I'll show you both. And
Speaker 1: this is what I looked like yesterday. And she did
Speaker 1: my hair put a bit of hairspray, and it sort
Speaker 1: of annoyed me. We might be able to put this
Speaker 1: photo on our secret Facebook group and you're an idiots
Speaker 1: in you notice something about my face?
Speaker 2: I'm going to get it on set.
Speaker 1: I'm representing jen Z. It's like you're talking about your
Speaker 1: Generation show and I'm doing a Z pose with my arms.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot going on in the eye department, isn't.
Speaker 4: There is that the only spot she put makeup on.
Speaker 1: No, she put a light concealer. But I had bags
Speaker 1: obviously working nights.
Speaker 2: But you're usually so across the bag situation.
Speaker 1: As soon as she said to me, we're gonna put
Speaker 1: some concealer under your eyes, I went, great, lather it on.
Speaker 1: I've got big bags. So I think she talk. I
Speaker 1: think it's a complex. Someone told me once you look
Speaker 1: extremely tired under the eyes, and from that point on
Speaker 1: even Mitch knows I get the eye rolls in the open.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's your it's your pride
Speaker 4: and joy taking care of your bag.
Speaker 1: Oh ship, Oh it's Miley Cyrus. What it's Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure it's actually Myosrus really yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's I have to go give me my I need
Speaker 1: my phone, give me my phone. I didn't know. Oh no,
Speaker 1: this is a a calendar reminder for seven thirty tomorrow morning.
Speaker 1: No it's not now, not No, it's not. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I did fully believed it because this happened so often. No,
Speaker 2: you double book the time that we're doing a podcast recording.
Speaker 2: I'm free to forget that. You've got your bloody celeb interviews.
Speaker 1: I don't double books because my show's on in an
Speaker 1: hour and a half and this is when I have
Speaker 1: my normal chats and we've run over time.
Speaker 2: We're not even halfway through the show.
Speaker 1: We're really not.
Speaker 2: Also, why do you always say, oh shit with such
Speaker 2: planning whenever it's the LEB calls through, like they're your
Speaker 2: pesky in laws. Oh shit, Mary Magdalen.
Speaker 9: Oh shit, it's it's I can't think of any Oh shit,
Speaker 9: it's Diedough.
Speaker 1: That'd be great. Oh they need to get more and
Speaker 1: more inanimate. Oh shit, it's Rudolph the Red Nose rein deer.
Speaker 1: Oh god, God, imagine if Miley did actually call Miley.
Speaker 2: Of course, so you're talking to tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got her tomorrow. It actually meant to be
Speaker 1: the weekend. And that's why I said it remind because
Speaker 1: it only just came through today. But yeah, so we
Speaker 1: only have eight minutes with Miley.
Speaker 2: Oh we better not invade that. You also have to
Speaker 2: come to the house and the spare room, your home studio.
Speaker 1: You will be at home. Yeah, yeah, seven in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming in here.
Speaker 5: Imagine coming in that.
Speaker 1: The company can send me a car.
Speaker 2: I really wish my heart's being I thought that Miley
Speaker 2: soyrous is calling through.
Speaker 1: This happens all the time.
Speaker 2: When does that air?
Speaker 1: When it'll be next next week? It'll be actually Tuesday,
Speaker 1: the day after the podcast airs.
Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2: Should we put it up as a bonus episode? May
Speaker 2: as well, I'll do it after it airs. I'm ready.
Speaker 2: That's the priority, isn't it anyway?
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course The Kiss Kiss.
Speaker 2: I do love that album.
Speaker 1: The cart It's very good, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with it.
Speaker 1: Stephennick's remix of mid Oh it's great.
Speaker 2: I love it a lot more than Kylie Minogue's Disco.
Speaker 1: Oh Don't You Dare Slam Disco?
Speaker 2: But it's just like there's a time and a place
Speaker 2: for disco.
Speaker 4: Miley's album is like really a lot more.
Speaker 2: It's a lot deeper, Like it's the sort of song
Speaker 2: as I can picture myself just running to the edge
Speaker 2: of a cliff and just shouting the words. But Kylie's
Speaker 2: disco it's very well. Condemn Shoes on our Blues and
Speaker 2: Monday Tueses they win.
Speaker 5: We can compare disco.
Speaker 1: They're very different things. It's like Japanese bone Brath and
Speaker 1: this sandwich.
Speaker 2: This is our own behind the scenes rivalry. Mitch Keith
Speaker 2: ripping on me for not being as obsessed with Kyle
Speaker 2: le Minogue's discard should be good. It's good. There's a
Speaker 2: time and a place for disco. But right now I'm
Speaker 2: in a place where I appreciate bloody Miley actually depressed.
Speaker 1: That's why you like Miley, And I'm just constantly I'm happy.
Speaker 1: Isn't there who isn't this the perfect like the perfect
Speaker 1: way to say who we are as people? Constant disco music,
Speaker 1: depression music.
Speaker 2: Miley's album's not that depressing. It's just like honest and emotional.
Speaker 1: Yours is just haunting. Three women, ageless sisters that have
Speaker 1: never left home, pale white, pale white, wicked girls from
Speaker 1: some sort of witch coven. Anyway, Well, are we ibags?
Speaker 1: You're just listening now?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're usually you take pride in your lack of
Speaker 2: eyebags because you're so across that you're always you know,
Speaker 2: putting on the right theorems and the right rollers and
Speaker 2: all that ship. But this person is lathered on some
Speaker 2: orange paste. Yes on the TV set.
Speaker 1: Look at Jenna much.
Speaker 2: It stands out.
Speaker 5: You remind me of in that photo the bad guy
Speaker 5: in Spy Kids.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the one who's like fruit fruitball or something.
Speaker 1: He's got the clay and he makes their faces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it kind of looks like I look like the raccoon
Speaker 1: from over the hedge.
Speaker 2: But also, your cheeks are very shiny, so why would
Speaker 2: she pay m your eyes but not the cheeks?
Speaker 1: And anyway, put that simple photo down, thank you. But
Speaker 1: I thought she put a little touch of a scar
Speaker 1: on because she said it makes sure. Yeah, so I
Speaker 1: thought I've got sticky. I got it from the newsroom.
Speaker 1: But why don't we Why don't we each put a
Speaker 1: little bit on what they all apply some and we
Speaker 1: just see if we feel any more confident doing the show.
Speaker 5: You do realize you can't all use the same diskuf.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5: Why you can n eye infection?
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's really Yes.
Speaker 2: What if one of those filthy things in the newsroom
Speaker 2: has a stye on their eye?
Speaker 4: That's rebulting. I don't want to be spreading out around.
Speaker 1: Oh but I was in the same makeup chairs. Kitty
Speaker 1: fun again. Something Kitty's got my body sweaty? Eye an
Speaker 1: Now they.
Speaker 2: Might have used the same bullshit, or they might have
Speaker 2: cleaned them beforehand.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried. Should I put someone okay?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 5: Okay, then if you get a styve?
Speaker 2: I know what you mean though, because usually before we
Speaker 2: come into record, I pop on a bit of tinted moisturizer.
Speaker 1: I've noticed you like not.
Speaker 2: Today, not today, But usually I put a bit of
Speaker 2: tinted moisturizer just to make me look a little bit
Speaker 2: more alive. It's not makeup, per se, It's a light tint.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm putting someone down, jender. Do you keep your
Speaker 1: eye open or closed? Open while you're doing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, you look up in the car?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, is that right?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Nervous.
Speaker 2: You've never done this yourself? Have you?
Speaker 1: My minions? Do it for me? Can you coffee ready?
Speaker 1: Put it on the table.
Speaker 4: Can you please film on the self? Become right now?
Speaker 1: You look ridiculous, step ahead of you. You're proud of me.
Speaker 5: I'm so nervous.
Speaker 1: Oh please, it feels heavy.
Speaker 2: We've got to put this on our Instagram at a
Speaker 2: couple of inches. I reckon, just leave one done.
Speaker 5: I'm a modern Marilyn monro.
Speaker 2: No that's a good light amount. You don't want the goops?
Speaker 2: Oh oh you got it goop, didn't you?
Speaker 1: Bless her? I love mom, and I'm not even joking.
Speaker 1: I can call her right now and say what do
Speaker 1: I always say about your misca? And she'll say it's
Speaker 1: gloopy if it's a kid. I remember, Ah, I six
Speaker 1: years old, went why is aca gloepy? Mom? She smacked
Speaker 1: me across the novel, just one, I reckon.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, it shows the before and after like a
Speaker 2: Jenny craygad fucked as you're applying it. That's the most
Speaker 2: hideous face I've ever seen at a couple of inches
Speaker 2: on Instagram. Like I said, don, how does it look?
Speaker 2: You look like Elton John?
Speaker 1: Beautiful like Elton John at the wind Stadium in Wollongar.
Speaker 1: It's all good, that's what she said. She said, it
Speaker 1: opens up your eyes, especially on television. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you for coming to Mitches' salon. I already feel
Speaker 1: more confident. Wow, here you go. Next week we'll be
Speaker 1: doing rouge.
Speaker 2: Why did you insist on getting that inj amount of
Speaker 2: the way first?
Speaker 1: I think no, because I wanted it on for the
Speaker 1: whole show. That's why, because I wanted to. I wanted
Speaker 1: to feel the difference. All right, I feel good. Are
Speaker 1: you ready for yours?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is bucking and Palace a bit ship?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: Yes? It is? Yeah, I can go.
Speaker 2: I've really just it was so underwhelming when Jenna and
Speaker 2: I were on our little slutty cintique trip a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. She was there when I first laid
Speaker 2: eyes on Buckingham Palace, and do you remember what I said?
Speaker 4: I literally turned to her.
Speaker 2: And I said, is that it? I've never felt more
Speaker 2: spoiled or entitled in my life, but I could not
Speaker 2: believe how grand it doesn't look.
Speaker 1: Oh so you two were there together? Yeah, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: Fuckington Palace. You know what Jenna got up to? What's interesting?
Speaker 2: It looks like someone has taken the saturation setting in
Speaker 2: a photo and turned it right down.
Speaker 4: It's so dull looking. Wouldn't kill him to throw a
Speaker 4: coat of due lux over it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I agree. And also, it's not
Speaker 1: like an impressive amount of stories. There's nothing impressive. Maybe
Speaker 1: a one story building is nice, and a ten story
Speaker 1: building is nice, but there's nothing fun about a four
Speaker 1: story building.
Speaker 2: It's so bad, Like Jenna, can you google when was
Speaker 2: the last time Buckingham Palace was painted, because it looks
Speaker 2: like it hasn't been in ages. And also I had
Speaker 2: this thing where when I'm standing outside a building. You
Speaker 2: know how people talk about big dick energy. Yeah, Bda,
Speaker 2: I like to judge buildings on good air con energy.
Speaker 4: That place looks like it has rubbish AIRCN energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel you.
Speaker 2: Your place looks like it has good aircon energy from
Speaker 2: the outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my house where I live, yes, really yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Jenner's Merriton also looks energy.
Speaker 1: Great energy. You look any hotel, great aircon energy exactly.
Speaker 1: The studio is great airc on energy.
Speaker 5: And so that oh god, yeah, so we went in
Speaker 5: twenty seventeen. Apparently from twenty nineteen it's been renovated shut up.
Speaker 5: Cost five hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2: Oh, there you go.
Speaker 4: Does that include a paint.
Speaker 5: And but it's not going to be finished until twenty
Speaker 5: twenty seven?
Speaker 2: No, how long is it?
Speaker 6: Day?
Speaker 1: Doesn't take eight years to no.
Speaker 5: Queen Elizabeth has also shared a video showing how difficult
Speaker 5: it is to remove all the artwork from the palace
Speaker 5: ahead of the work being.
Speaker 1: Oh what like she's picking off the pikasa from the
Speaker 1: wall in the green room.
Speaker 2: I don't think she'll live to see the end of
Speaker 2: the red true? Could they hurry along?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why they're making it take
Speaker 1: this song because they want a pink room. Prince William's like, please,
Speaker 1: I want finally to get that green room. Wait till
Speaker 1: she's dead and then could.
Speaker 5: She'll be one hundred and one?
Speaker 4: Jeez, yeah, she'll make that.
Speaker 1: Actually, well she needs her mum lift to over one hundred.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Why why?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Where have you seen Buckingham Palace?
Speaker 4: No, it's because I was watching the Crown the other day. Oh,
Speaker 4: everyone's watching the crowd and I saw the scene.
Speaker 2: Did you hear about this where someone broke into Buckingham
Speaker 2: Palace and sat on the Queen's bed just when she
Speaker 2: was sleeping?
Speaker 1: Is that a true story?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an actual thing. I've got the news article here.
Speaker 2: Oh so it says on July ninth, nineteen eighty two,
Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth woke to be confronted by a young man
Speaker 2: watching her as she lay in bed. Michael Fagan had
Speaker 2: seemingly done the impossible breaking into Buckingham palace and finding
Speaker 2: his way to her bedroom. The overnight police sergeant who
Speaker 2: usually watched the corridor outside her room, had gone off
Speaker 2: duty at six ams scheduled domestic staff had begun their shifts.
Speaker 2: A footman had taken the Queen's corgies for a walk,
Speaker 2: and the maid was cleaning a nearby room. Things were
Speaker 2: running smoothly at the palace, so smoothly that nobody heard
Speaker 2: the Queen's night alarm bell. So when I saw this
Speaker 2: scene on the Crown, he broke in, and I was like,
Speaker 2: that'd be right. That doesn't surprise me. All that place
Speaker 2: as a shithole. You can break in there like an
Speaker 2: abandoned barn, like it's nothing. I've got the audio from
Speaker 2: the Crown. Actually this is apparently this is obviously not
Speaker 2: a documentary, but this was some indication of what would
Speaker 2: have happened that night.
Speaker 1: Who my name is, Michael, I would get out. I
Speaker 1: promise you have nothing to fear from me.
Speaker 5: There was an arm police from outside this door.
Speaker 9: No, there isn't Hella, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 2: Just give me a minute, sort yourself out. I say
Speaker 2: what I've got to say.
Speaker 1: And then I'll go. You don't have a cigarette anything.
Speaker 5: No filthy habit.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 2: You're bleeding from breaking the window. My oh, where do
Speaker 2: I that door? So when he goes to the bathroom,
Speaker 2: she's ringing the emergency bell on her side table, sad
Speaker 2: and no one hears it. Litt all busy vacuuming and ship.
Speaker 1: Don't you have one hundred corgies what.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing over the vacuum. But you would think of
Speaker 2: all places, bucking In Palace would be quite secure and
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be that easy to break in.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Also it was it was the alarmed you know, a
Speaker 1: door bell on a piece of rope.
Speaker 2: Going back in eighty two.
Speaker 1: Hold on, just this, We've given you a Maracca shake
Speaker 1: this in case there's a murderer in your room.
Speaker 2: But that was the second time it'd broken in the
Speaker 2: same man.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The first time he just like wandered around and then
Speaker 2: went I better go now. And they saw it on
Speaker 2: security camera later and we're like, holy shit, what a
Speaker 2: breach of security. Clearly didn't do much to improve security.
Speaker 2: And then he got back in.
Speaker 1: We need to fix that one day.
Speaker 4: One day, let's get him on the show.
Speaker 2: Also, can you google if Michael Fagan is still alive
Speaker 2: because I know that he was put into a mental
Speaker 2: institution after that, but I think he's out now.
Speaker 1: He seemed very sweet. Also, did anyone get the queen
Speaker 1: channeling a bit of dot Dot Wigan dot Wigins. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my alter ego, my character, my eighty seven year old
Speaker 1: RTA worker. She was on the show last week twice.
Speaker 4: Yes, did a couple of prank calls for us last week.
Speaker 1: And listen to the audio because she's channeling dot Wigans.
Speaker 6: Who are you?
Speaker 2: Do you think she was saying?
Speaker 1: Who like doc Igine? That was a queen of England
Speaker 1: of serial pest walks in new window Hell.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go back and rewatch it.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure if that's what she said. I'll have
Speaker 4: to see the subtitle.
Speaker 8: You.
Speaker 1: She was very sweet to him though, too.
Speaker 5: So Michael Fagan. So he's currently seventy two years old,
Speaker 5: still living in London and still thinking of the queen quote.
Speaker 5: I hope she lives to be a hundred. If she does,
Speaker 5: I'll send her a hundredth birthday telegram telegram.
Speaker 2: I would think he'd be black band on their telegram
Speaker 2: bloody box. Yeah, can you don't know? Dm Hyeah message
Speaker 2: in start a group chat.
Speaker 5: What about this when he's snuck in? He drank Prince
Speaker 5: Charles's wine, Yes he did, which was an Australian wine
Speaker 5: on the filing cabinet.
Speaker 1: Oh lovely.
Speaker 5: I was just waiting to be captured.
Speaker 1: Really, I feel like he was getting.
Speaker 5: Off on this, he said. I was laughing at it
Speaker 5: was like Goldilocks and three Bears.
Speaker 1: These guys are not He'd be a great fit for
Speaker 1: this podcast.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't reach out Jenna?
Speaker 1: Reach out, Jenna, try and get the lun on, but
Speaker 1: don't tell us, and we'll be doing the show. Then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden one of the studio windows will
Speaker 1: smash and I'll go, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: No, you know what will happen. Oh shit, it's Michael Saban.
Speaker 1: Just Me podcast pals, It's Jersey, you know me. It's
Speaker 1: like Prince just Jersey. If you're listening to Jenna Benson
Speaker 1: on Just Me.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Jonesy, We're here too.
Speaker 2: At Couple of Niches is where you can find us
Speaker 2: on Instagram and TikTok, and head along to our Facebook
Speaker 2: page where you can leave a review. Yes, if you're
Speaker 2: not using Apple Podcasts, you can leave a review on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Yes, We're not going to say through five stars. But
Speaker 1: I mean, you know this isn't a you can get
Speaker 1: a mug if please do it? For God's sake? Should
Speaker 1: we read it this week? Of course this week because
Speaker 1: it was Spotify rapped. You know how they do their
Speaker 1: twenty twenty rapped and they obviously have all the analytics
Speaker 1: and the data from your streaming habits over the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well they wrap it up and show you like a
Speaker 1: little chart or a countdown from what your number one podcast? Two, three,
Speaker 1: four five. They do it with songs too.
Speaker 2: This time. I'm always like, ah, fuck off. Everyone's posting
Speaker 2: their Spotify screenshots on social media. But we got so
Speaker 2: many tags saying that we were their number one podcast.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Great, So I thought, why don't we get the person
Speaker 1: that had the most impressive numbers? So congratulations Michael Louder.
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 4: How many? How many hours did he listen to?
Speaker 1: He streamed twenty episodes in one day? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. That just can't be right though, because most
Speaker 1: of our episodes are over an hour.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 2: He would have accidentally left his phone going on low
Speaker 2: volume or something like that. Just there's just no way
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's confused himself, he said, not entirely sure how
Speaker 1: I achieved this of the biggest status he's I love
Speaker 1: these guys. We love you, Michael dm me on Instagram
Speaker 1: and I will send you a mug out you've won.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to that. Also, you can leave reviews anywhere mugs left. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we have threw it down to our final three.
Speaker 2: But we have been for the last three weeks.
Speaker 1: No, no, we have. We have six months. People haven't
Speaker 1: claimed them every week.
Speaker 2: Not everyone.
Speaker 4: TikTok.
Speaker 2: You've got a week to claim it.
Speaker 1: You get across them. But we also have had an
Speaker 1: influx on Apple podcast Good Gomes, which is very sweet.
Speaker 2: Look what bribery does?
Speaker 1: I know it works right? This is very sweet. We
Speaker 1: have jewels ten eighty eight. She says bottoms don't need viagra,
Speaker 1: which is obviously directed at you, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Very dare you she gave us I'll take it? Is
Speaker 2: that all she said?
Speaker 1: No, that was the title, so she wanted to really
Speaker 1: get us in. Everything else is very positive, the best
Speaker 1: podcast ever, bringing joy and fun to my week. I
Speaker 1: love you guys so so so much. FYI Black typher
Speaker 1: men means a tuxedo. It's not semi formal at all.
Speaker 1: I think it's in reference to me talking about what
Speaker 1: I was gonna wear to the Arias.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're very stressed.
Speaker 1: And she said Delta and Joel host to the Arias.
Speaker 1: Clearly didn't hear that.
Speaker 2: I said shirt and host being sure you're going to
Speaker 2: give her the monk. She seems a bit unhinged.
Speaker 1: No, I like her. She still gave us five stars.
Speaker 1: And it's all the matters, you know what, we're both unhinged.
Speaker 2: So for god's sake, bottom don't need viagrat. That's just rude.
Speaker 2: It's all about the top. They're the only one that
Speaker 2: gets to enjoy sex. Fuck that.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jels, we love you, ah it. Congratulations Jewish you
Speaker 1: get a mug. And the last one is this is
Speaker 1: hard because there's no name. The name is I'm bored
Speaker 1: af oh, so maybe the name is Ann Frank. Maybe
Speaker 1: this is Ann Frank leaving review listen for six hours straight.
Speaker 1: We'll put it on your fucking Spotify rap. I'm a
Speaker 1: huge fan of the podcast, started listening about a month
Speaker 1: and a half ago, and I regret not finding you
Speaker 1: guys sooner. I've just driven six hours from Melbourne to
Speaker 1: my hometown in country New South Wales.
Speaker 2: She's a neighbor, and.
Speaker 1: I listened to you guys the whole way, literally from
Speaker 1: when I got my car to the minute I pulled
Speaker 1: into my parents' driveway. So the trip went so fast
Speaker 1: because I was enjoying myself tremendously. Oh that's good, very sweet.
Speaker 1: I also listen to you guys on my way to
Speaker 1: work to and from every day, and I'm genuinely worried
Speaker 1: about the day I catch up and I have to
Speaker 1: wait for new episodes as they come out each week.
Speaker 1: You guys put me in the best mood, and I've
Speaker 1: told all my friends they need to listen. Ps. I
Speaker 1: love Jens Junk Djunk Action. Therego Jenna another Jeni's junk
Speaker 1: fans so much junk, so I don't give af DM
Speaker 1: me and will I get you that muke.
Speaker 2: I'm bored af it was. I'm glad that they've gotten
Speaker 2: their friends or they've told them to listen. I wonder
Speaker 2: if they actually have.
Speaker 1: I reckon they have, although with my friends told we
Speaker 1: listened to a podcast, I go, yeah, thank you, and
Speaker 1: I'd never fucking listen Reality I actually doubt it.
Speaker 2: I reckon I would.
Speaker 1: It depends on what the podcast is. So it's like
Speaker 1: I got this science fiction fi murder mystery zine on
Speaker 1: Super Warrior Podcast.
Speaker 5: Thanks, that's Rake, that's my podcast.
Speaker 1: It's brilliant. I've listened to an episode. Yeah. Anyway, right now,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for this because we don't know where it's
Speaker 1: going to go. It's time for.
Speaker 4: It's up to you, Jenna, all's in your court.
Speaker 2: Last time we left it up to grounds keeper Jenner
Speaker 2: to decide whether we go ahead with a segment or not.
Speaker 2: Was sorry Tunnel back in episode thirty five?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and in the.
Speaker 2: End and I said, yeah, I love sorry Tunnel, which
Speaker 2: I feel like with the right call because now even
Speaker 2: though I was against it at the time, I now
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, become synonymous with our show. It's a cult
Speaker 1: following people sorry tunnel, their parents in the street, on
Speaker 1: the fart. It happens all the time.
Speaker 2: And episode thirty five when we did that, that's our
Speaker 2: most listened to episode of all time.
Speaker 1: It's titled sorry Tunnel. As a result of your like
Speaker 1: nostrodamus predicting trends.
Speaker 2: So once again today Jenna Mitch and I have come
Speaker 2: up with an idea. I don't think we should do it.
Speaker 2: He thinks that we should do it. It was his idea
Speaker 2: right back at fully. And the reason that I don't
Speaker 2: think we should do it is it could come back
Speaker 2: to buy us professionally. All right.
Speaker 4: So you know we all.
Speaker 2: Love a mispronunciation on this show. Well I heard one.
Speaker 2: It was mine and Jenna's new boss who said it.
Speaker 1: Oh, and he's only recently stepped into this role.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: So our boss, Rosie, who we love when a maternity leave,
Speaker 2: our new boss is this guy Kieran, who fortunately we
Speaker 2: like as well.
Speaker 6: I like.
Speaker 2: I had a meeting with him. It was kind of
Speaker 2: a passing of the rains. My first meeting with him
Speaker 2: is the new boss checking in and I couldn't help
Speaker 2: but notice that he kept mispronouncing a certain word.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it was podcast.
Speaker 2: Which is quite a big word in our vocab given
Speaker 2: we host one. He says it podcast. Oh, He's like,
Speaker 2: I can Mitchell, I can tell that your passion really
Speaker 2: lies with podcasts, and I think that you do so
Speaker 2: well with your podcast and I can see that, and
Speaker 2: I was just like, try to keep it straight face.
Speaker 1: That's like people that say masturbate. He said a masturbate,
Speaker 1: that's like what?
Speaker 2: And so the first thing I did, of course, was
Speaker 2: tell me, Oh my god. I was trying not to
Speaker 2: laugh at this mispronunciation, thinking, surely Mitch knows that this
Speaker 2: is not for the show. This is just me telling
Speaker 2: him an anecdote off air. And he goes, oh, were
Speaker 2: you recording? And I was like, of course I wasn't recording,
Speaker 2: and he goes, I want to hear podcast come out
Speaker 2: of your boss's mouth.
Speaker 1: I wanted to listen to it, exactly right.
Speaker 4: And so you want to prank call him.
Speaker 5: I want to ring him, so just to prove that
Speaker 5: he says.
Speaker 1: Podcast, Now, I want to ring him, and I want
Speaker 1: to lead him down a path that will get him
Speaker 1: to say the path. You want to lead him down
Speaker 1: a path that'll that'll get him to say podcast.
Speaker 2: And I said, no, no, no, no, no no no, no
Speaker 2: no no no. This is my new boss.
Speaker 4: You can't be screwing around with this. This is inappropriate.
Speaker 2: No, I don't care cross as a professional boundary.
Speaker 1: He's not my boss. I've got no dog in the fight.
Speaker 1: He can be pissed off of me. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, guess who he will if he has an issue
Speaker 2: with this and doesn't see the humor, guess who's going
Speaker 2: to take it out on Jenna?
Speaker 1: And I then play him the audio and go. We
Speaker 1: tried and tried, but the fat bastard called you, which
Speaker 1: I'm about to do, so Jenna, it's your call. I
Speaker 1: will not do it if you don't approve, but if
Speaker 1: you do and it gets it gets the green light.
Speaker 1: I'm calling him right now live on the podcast.
Speaker 2: You know kier and too, Jenna. Do you think he
Speaker 2: would have a You'd know him better than me actually
Speaker 2: because you worked in the Melbourne office where he is,
Speaker 2: So yeah. Do you think he would have a sense
Speaker 2: of humor about this?
Speaker 4: Because he seems.
Speaker 2: Chill to me.
Speaker 5: But it's still like does.
Speaker 2: It could be too far?
Speaker 1: Well, you were the one to work with him.
Speaker 5: Last I was the last one to work with him.
Speaker 5: He's a tricky one, really is. But I really want
Speaker 5: to hear him say podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can do it, Jenna.
Speaker 5: No, and if where you get in trouble, it's because
Speaker 5: of you.
Speaker 1: You're greenlighting this segment.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, just because I want to hear him say podcasts.
Speaker 1: You haven't he doesn't know I'm calling to and he
Speaker 1: hasn't spoken. He might be nervous. He's talking to kiss talent.
Speaker 1: He might go, oh, it's Mitchel Chury.
Speaker 2: Three seven, don't read his number.
Speaker 1: Oun all right, I'm calling Kieran. Alright. So all I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do, guys, is lead him down a path and
Speaker 1: get him to say podcast. That's it. It's gonna be hard, though,
Speaker 1: because if you want someone to say a certain word,
Speaker 1: it's a challenge.
Speaker 5: This is it's hard.
Speaker 2: You could be here for hours.
Speaker 1: I'm turning your MIC's off. God, he's just contested in
Speaker 1: the other studio. Sorry, the lines are going berserk. It's
Speaker 1: not a free line.
Speaker 2: Data answer one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get one and tell them to Hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: call back in a bit.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm using that line and it's working. Poor guy. Here's
Speaker 1: the sacrificial and.
Speaker 8: Here we go, Kieren speaking Kieran.
Speaker 1: It's Mitch Jury from from Here's How are you man?
Speaker 8: I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good? Thank you? This is so funny. This is
Speaker 1: I think the first time we've ever actually spoken.
Speaker 8: Yes, it is. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Not much? I just thought i'd call you sorry, it's
Speaker 1: a bit late, but you know, working till midnight, that's
Speaker 1: the that's the sort of the body clock for me, midnight.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I need to get the custom
Speaker 1: number plates or something like MC till midnight. Anyway we
Speaker 1: can work shop it. I just sort of wanted to
Speaker 1: touch base, say hi, I know Mitch has been talking
Speaker 1: to you a lot. Obviously you guys work together, and
Speaker 1: signing the podcast to iHeart is really exciting, and I
Speaker 1: just sort of wanted to chat through to make sure
Speaker 1: you had everything you needed from us and to see
Speaker 1: if basically everything was sort of good to go on
Speaker 1: that because I know Mitch makes all the diggy stuff,
Speaker 1: and I think we're good to like schedule it and
Speaker 1: pump it out as per the contract. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, well that's worth to talk about that and what
Speaker 8: content we go because you know, different brands that have
Speaker 8: different vibes, so i'd have to see how we go
Speaker 8: with the podcast stuff as we go.
Speaker 1: Yeah cool. Well, I understand it's one of your like
Speaker 1: last priorities, like it wouldn't be up front for you.
Speaker 8: It's Look, podcasting is a major priority to the business,
Speaker 8: so it is. It is up there for me as
Speaker 8: we go into twenty twenty one. There's a lot of
Speaker 8: podcasts out there, though, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm surprised number one. Yeah, that's right. I
Speaker 1: heeart radius is number one. And that's why I was
Speaker 1: so nervous that we like pass the test like we
Speaker 1: got hired on iHeart. It's like shit, I'm but.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll see how it can help you boys out
Speaker 8: next year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it all happened so fast. I was like Jesus,
Speaker 1: and I didn't want to not get any downcast.
Speaker 8: You know, you don't stay class that what do you mean?
Speaker 8: I heard your show. If you don't stay last and
Speaker 8: you don't stay down, what.
Speaker 1: Do you make How I speak, Karan, that is how
Speaker 1: I speak.
Speaker 8: And I can hear Jenna laughing.
Speaker 1: You gave it the way, Jenna, Come on, I was
Speaker 1: doing so well, Mitch and Jeneraly here Kieran.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my first clue that you've been made fun of the.
Speaker 8: Problem is is that because I am the big dog. Yes, boss, I.
Speaker 2: Didn't want this to happen, but I mentioned to Mitch
Speaker 2: that I noticed that he said podcast instead of casts,
Speaker 2: and I just couldn't.
Speaker 1: I wanted to call. I was the one that made
Speaker 1: the call. Happen.
Speaker 2: I wanted to turn your mic on, idiot.
Speaker 3: I said it was a terrible idea and sorry, exactly right,
Speaker 3: I said, from the very Jenn just wants an extra ten.
Speaker 4: Where does the podcast come from? Is that a Melbourne
Speaker 4: thing or No?
Speaker 8: I'm from the UK originally, so I've lost my accent
Speaker 8: along the way, but I still have some words. So faster,
Speaker 8: faster podcast. Obviously, I say sixth, I can't say it properly.
Speaker 8: My tongue can't get around sixth properly.
Speaker 2: Six not the fifth, sixth.
Speaker 8: It's sixth, seventh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, it sounds normal over the phone when you
Speaker 2: say sixth. It's just muffled enough to be honest.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you caught me out when you did, because
Speaker 1: I was running out of words. I was like, I've
Speaker 1: got vast up my sleeves, vast, Like how do you
Speaker 1: say that? Vast?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh you know what was just shocking that Beay route blast.
Speaker 8: Wrap it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the buzz he We really should be listening.
Speaker 1: We actually should. We haven't thought about how we have
Speaker 1: the boss on the line. He can air check us
Speaker 1: on the fly. I mean, what are your thoughts on
Speaker 1: this segment? Do you enjoy it?
Speaker 8: I mean it was ship out.
Speaker 1: Thanks thanks boss, Thanks boss. We appreciate our new boss.
Speaker 1: I guess right officially, So it's great to.
Speaker 8: Admit that you've already had your performance review from me already.
Speaker 1: November next, did I passes? Jenna has a question? Yeah,
Speaker 1: question please? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay? So in Melbourne? Do you still have to wear masks?
Speaker 8: Okaye?
Speaker 1: See, you can follow the show online.
Speaker 2: Just search a couple of miches.
Speaker 5: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 1: Jeez, here, you're glad we did that segment. He was great.
Speaker 4: I'm still not sure whether he was amused or not.
Speaker 1: Oh he was scary.
Speaker 4: Held you out pretty soon though.
Speaker 1: He definitely. I think the first one I said last,
Speaker 1: I was the last to know last. I reckon he
Speaker 1: right now is just I was prayed by the podcasters.
Speaker 1: Mention mentioned Jenna sending off an email.
Speaker 2: To your home far out.
Speaker 1: Jenny, you've got a good eye for content. That's the
Speaker 1: second segment you've picked.
Speaker 5: I know, I'm pretty good at it.
Speaker 2: I actually have a mispronunciation of yours that I heard
Speaker 2: on the show a few weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Oh me, you didn't pick me up in the moment
Speaker 1: you didn't hear it until you listened back.
Speaker 4: No, I listened back and I grabbed, I cut the audio,
Speaker 4: put it aside.
Speaker 2: I just haven't brought it up yet.
Speaker 1: Did you leave it in the final edit? Like really?
Speaker 4: I wanted to see if anyone else would pick up
Speaker 4: and are clearly not.
Speaker 1: No one did. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: What next week? You reckon?
Speaker 2: I don't know, she'll be Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: I don't mind, all right, do it next week, show
Speaker 1: us book next week. Mispronunciation, I'm not afraid. I'm confident
Speaker 1: very rarely made mistakes, so it will be nice to reflect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I still maintain that my mispronunciation wasn't a mispronunciation.
Speaker 1: What was yours? Again?
Speaker 4: Extremely?
Speaker 1: Oh? Extremely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yes, you just said it.
Speaker 1: No, I was doing it. I was saying it how
Speaker 1: you say it?
Speaker 4: And what do you think it's three syllables?
Speaker 5: Extremely?
Speaker 2: Extremely said it my way? Jen, No, she didn't say
Speaker 2: it the correct way. Extremely No, just you extremely, I'm
Speaker 2: saying it the same way you were.
Speaker 5: Yes, but you were before you were like extremely.
Speaker 2: You're changing it extremely, Yeah, but you said it the
Speaker 2: same extremely. I heard the Yeah, there might be.
Speaker 1: A little electra on in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but not as profound we've been through.
Speaker 2: This is my not bold.
Speaker 1: No, it's not bold. Oh god, you both had one.
Speaker 1: This is my first.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: You're the one that started the ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'res kicked it off.
Speaker 1: I forget. That's inspired everything. With the fucking backdrop. Jesus
Speaker 1: stares at me every day. Those beautiful shutters ext Winston
Speaker 1: with Wye providing those. All right, we're back next week
Speaker 1: for episode fifty two. We've got a mispronunciation and we
Speaker 1: will see you there.
Speaker 2: Guys, can't wait. Also, if you want a little bit
Speaker 2: more Mitches in the week, we're actually hosting a bonus
Speaker 2: podcast on Kyle and Jackie Oath's podcast on their Way.
Speaker 2: So every Friday we're doing Friday Loose Bits. It's almost
Speaker 2: like goggle Box, but it's just us too, just listening
Speaker 2: to bits from their show Genius.
Speaker 1: It's also like we get more and more like this
Speaker 1: show every time we do that show.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's humiliating. Jenner.
Speaker 4: The first one, we were so well behaved.
Speaker 1: We're very good. Welcome to the Best Bits. I'm Mitch
Speaker 1: till Midnight. Mitchell tries to.
Speaker 2: Be quite normal and kind of you know, tame because
Speaker 2: we're visitors on their podcast, and by the by the
Speaker 2: seventh one, oh my god, it's humiliating.
Speaker 4: He started doing the freaking sound effect.
Speaker 1: There was a lot going on.
Speaker 2: He isolated a moment where Jackie said is it just me?
Speaker 2: On air and kept playing it. I was like, you
Speaker 2: can't make fun of her on her own shot.
Speaker 1: She's a big fan.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? So head to the Kyle and
Speaker 2: Jackie O podcast Friday Loose Bits if you want to
Speaker 2: hear that.
Speaker 1: And we'll be back with more just me next week.
Speaker 1: She sounds like she's in an aquarium. Listen is it
Speaker 1: just me? She could be in an ad for Condrol?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have one tablet of Condrol and you'll clean your sinus
Speaker 1: is overnight? What a relief.
Speaker 4: There's dimetab Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or do I love Dimata? Thank you Jackie for the
Speaker 1: plug in the podcast. Yeah, go listen there otherwise we'll
Speaker 1: be back next week the episode Is It just Me?
Speaker 2: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
Speaker 2: podcast app or follow on Spotify. Welcome to addbrief. This
Speaker 2: is a secret segment. On the end, we pretend the
Speaker 2: show's over. We say bye bye, hoping people tune out
Speaker 2: so that we can just kind of carry on like dickheads. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a bit embarrassing. So if you've discovered the secret,
Speaker 2: don't tell anyone. A couple of kids with add having
Speaker 2: a debris.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and undiagnosed on my behalf, but kind of quire
Speaker 1: as I diagnosed on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you if you did have it, it would
Speaker 2: be like, oh surprise, what a shock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's great, great to be here debrief on the show.
Speaker 1: I was thinking of the car addbrief. Should we discuss
Speaker 1: what happened on the show like it's meant to be
Speaker 1: like a we often do, Yeah, we do after a
Speaker 1: football match when they're like the boys, like we did well,
Speaker 1: you know, they're all pissing at the off, and that's
Speaker 1: what this is meant to be, right.
Speaker 2: Well, no, this bit is meant to be. Nothing's planned,
Speaker 2: nothing scripted. So if you want to dbef on the show,
Speaker 2: then absolutely by all means.
Speaker 1: I thought it was great.
Speaker 2: Just don't plan it beforehand because that's breaking the rules.
Speaker 1: Nothing's planned, it's all.
Speaker 2: Fucking just rambling improved.
Speaker 1: Did I have a tea about the improv school that
Speaker 1: I studied?
Speaker 5: At yep in La in La.
Speaker 1: Really yeah. And when I did my graduation show, because
Speaker 1: I was studying for weeks and weeks and weeks and
Speaker 1: then at the end.
Speaker 2: Of you just looked up at the lights and I
Speaker 2: could see a mascara.
Speaker 4: Very pretty.
Speaker 2: Sorry you keep talking.
Speaker 1: I feel like, Elsa, where's that video? I want to
Speaker 1: find the video? Fuck my improv storry right off? No
Speaker 1: one gives a shit. So you didn't kill an animal
Speaker 1: kill the story.
Speaker 2: Is that bloody shotguns sound effect back?
Speaker 1: It hits back. Yeah, but it's it's a rifle metaphor.
Speaker 1: It's a metaphor. It's not fuck. You also got this
Speaker 1: so chainsaway.
Speaker 2: You know, I did tell you to get a new
Speaker 2: founder face and there you go.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 4: I also meant to weave it into a story though.
Speaker 1: Ahead of time, to be prepared for February. Those two
Speaker 1: ready so when the Oscars happened, we can to debrief.
Speaker 2: That's old.
Speaker 1: That's not I got made what for the Oscar Oscar season,
Speaker 1: because it's going to be a covid Oscar season.
Speaker 2: Was not that prepared, I am.
Speaker 5: That's from earlier this year.
Speaker 1: I have it ready. Anyway, I'm going back to this
Speaker 1: this miscarra video. I filmed it me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, because you were leaving your phone as
Speaker 2: a mirror and you were filming the whole time. It's
Speaker 2: going to be on Instagram.
Speaker 1: Like I said, it's a.
Speaker 2: Funcked face, you say, you know, let me go to it.
Speaker 2: Oh dear your eyes?
Speaker 1: What's going on with my eyes?
Speaker 2: Like, look like you're having a fit. It doesn't even
Speaker 2: look like that's the hideous And what's my mouth?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 1: Is it o'clock on a monthly?
Speaker 4: I actually look like they're looking at separate corners.
Speaker 1: Let me just look up naturally, and then you tell
Speaker 1: me at what point my eyes sort of act like
Speaker 1: a twelve year old guns? Okay, oh yeah. You start
Speaker 1: with your finger hold this miscarra and then you point
Speaker 1: it and then slowly go up and I'll follow it.
Speaker 1: Come close, I can.
Speaker 2: At what point do they go dewey? She's not tall enough.
Speaker 1: That's oh my god, what's happening? Oh my god? Rid
Speaker 1: hold on, I've got to I've got to look down
Speaker 1: almost to reset them.
Speaker 4: Did they they really just got to a point where.
Speaker 1: You try it? You look up? Oh no, yours a
Speaker 1: straight one. You got two lanes of traffic higher. You
Speaker 1: know they're fine. Let me go one more time.
Speaker 4: Really, that's the way.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's got something. Oh God, I feel woozy.
Speaker 4: Have you never noticed that you can't look at himself
Speaker 4: while looking out?
Speaker 5: Has anyone commented on.
Speaker 1: No one said, Hi, your eyes go in diagonal when
Speaker 1: you look up.
Speaker 2: I would have thought that Hayden would have seen you
Speaker 2: in that position at some point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe climaxing.
Speaker 2: No, I more meant like this.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, maybe maybe you.
Speaker 4: Look up at them while you're down.
Speaker 1: Anyone fully understood that hurts? Anyway, my own beautiful Mascar
Speaker 1: looks great.
Speaker 2: When we eventually get Hayden on to do a gold
Speaker 2: Digger interview and expose on your relationship from his side,
Speaker 2: I'm going to ask him, does Mitchell's Mitchell's eyes go
Speaker 2: dewey and like point outwards when he's anyway, Mitchell's eyes.
Speaker 1: Part like the red sea in the middle of copulation.
Speaker 1: He actually fuck that, improv store it to its terrible.
Speaker 1: Jeanet McCurdy was in the audience of my graduation show.
Speaker 1: That's it, Blondeed Girl, that's it. That's the story. I
Speaker 1: would have gone. I still would be telling it now.
Speaker 1: But there's the long story shot, Hayden is every time
Speaker 1: I come home, he's like, hey, how'd you how would
Speaker 1: you do on the podcast? I'm like, oh, we had
Speaker 1: Ruby T's on. He's like, oh great, Oh I'd love
Speaker 1: to come on one day. And I was like yep, and
Speaker 1: he's like, what did you do this week? I I
Speaker 1: got it was great. We had Abby Chatfield on and
Speaker 1: he's like, right, still haven't asked me. And I was like,
Speaker 1: these are guest host they're celebrity people.
Speaker 4: We'll get him on for this. I've told you we're
Speaker 4: going to do the gold Digger.
Speaker 1: He's always I've always said to him, yes, I will
Speaker 1: have you one, but we need a reason to do it,
Speaker 1: and then on Instagram will live. We confronted him the
Speaker 1: other night and he's coming, on, Yep, we've gold digged.
Speaker 1: Sounds wrong, dug for gold. Yes, we've dug Jenna, We've
Speaker 1: mined mit.
Speaker 2: She didn't have MUCHU like with me, No, we didn't.
Speaker 1: He wasn't happy with the questions. Remember that.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that I wasn't happy with the questions
Speaker 2: that that you didn't get anything.
Speaker 1: We didn't get much.
Speaker 2: I was like, come on, bro, I got so much
Speaker 2: out of both.
Speaker 5: Jenna's a cat yeah, catness.
Speaker 1: True, that's what we found out that you know that
Speaker 1: was part finger?
Speaker 2: Yes, because of a bloody claw.
Speaker 1: What did you get from mine?
Speaker 2: I got that you first got with Hayden after stalking
Speaker 2: the perimeter of his university, swiping on Tinder hoping to be.
Speaker 1: In his radios.
Speaker 2: And you fucking fix that in my candle?
Speaker 1: What? Oh?
Speaker 2: If anyone thinking about getting Christmas gifts for ut, please
Speaker 2: send a can of WD forty to the Kiss office
Speaker 2: in Sydney.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it. Well, I saw one yesterday passing
Speaker 1: the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Really wow, scratch that? Yeah, Well, if you think of
Speaker 2: sending a gift, just send I don't know, flowers.
Speaker 5: Flowers would be nice. Yeah, maybe a few rash shirts?
Speaker 2: What is it with you and fucking rash shirts? Bro?
Speaker 2: Do you even wear one? Yes? That don't sound convinced
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 5: Well, I don't go to the beach that often.
Speaker 2: I don't like no neither. No, no, well, I'm.
Speaker 5: Pretty can't find it.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good? How about you?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, killing it unreal? Yeah that's really nice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what are you having for dinner?
Speaker 1: Don't know?
Speaker 2: Actually, I brought a you new foods with me. It's
Speaker 2: in the fridge and I don't I can't remember what
Speaker 2: it was though.
Speaker 5: Last time it smelt very nice, very good.
Speaker 2: They always do chicken. I think.
Speaker 5: I'm having rice.
Speaker 2: It's had the best banter ever.
Speaker 4: You won't even know what happened. Oh, Jenne's coming for
Speaker 4: your gig, said, who was a great?
Speaker 1: Tell me nothing, I'll rewind it.
Speaker 2: You have to listen anyway. Have you got the stupid
Speaker 2: can of ship.
Speaker 5: That's out?
Speaker 2: A can of w D forty?
Speaker 1: Okay, where's the creek? Where need to isolate?
Speaker 2: I think it's that move the mic. If you don't
Speaker 2: get an electrical hazard, no, thank god, So twist it
Speaker 2: again there. Yeah, it's right there next to the mic.
Speaker 2: That's shocking.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a witch about before they need a child.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not much of a mystic going on. Oh now,
Speaker 2: it's just going high pitched. It sounds like it's pink squiggaling.
Speaker 1: The fish markets is that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What's wrong? Is it urgent? Someone was urgent? Urgent?
Speaker 2: It is urgent.
Speaker 4: It's finally w D fording the mic?
Speaker 1: What did you do?
Speaker 2: Did it? It's still not working? So yeah, it does
Speaker 2: not work?
Speaker 1: Is it too type the text in here? Everyone? I
Speaker 1: was wondering. Oh that's better. That's better than what it was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you say when you were down there
Speaker 2: to make them think that they were panicking? This bloody
Speaker 2: engineers has come running.
Speaker 5: Stop there's a fire in the studio.
Speaker 1: Didn't run out?
Speaker 2: Okay? It sounds less like a screeching pig and more
Speaker 2: like a guinea pig.
Speaker 1: Now what loose? Oh? Well, I need know it works
Speaker 1: when you're gentle, because if I go, it's better that
Speaker 1: maybe after. There's actually some squeaking from sounds like a
Speaker 1: puppy moaning. That'll do. Thanks brain, no urgency, no, no
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Thanks brain. Oh do you want your w
Speaker 1: D bat?
Speaker 2: I don't think you're done with it?
Speaker 1: That's what did you sprain it? My god? What that's
Speaker 1: electrical solvent?
Speaker 2: Oh it's alcohol, essentially electrical solvent. That doesn't sound good.
Speaker 1: It's cleaning electronics.
Speaker 5: You can flood an electronic board and it won't right.
Speaker 2: This is just really strong booze. Will it stop the squeaking?
Speaker 8: Only for ten minutes?
Speaker 4: What a waste of.
Speaker 1: That's only really how much we have left? So thanks
Speaker 1: bradon such a sweet man.
Speaker 4: You just spray the first air asult.
Speaker 2: Can you be fine?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That or more team that could have been like
Speaker 1: that could have caused Also, what's the problems You've got
Speaker 1: to read the camera. It's all content. It's what you're
Speaker 1: two laughing at your business.
Speaker 2: Tell me go back and listen.
Speaker 5: No, why don't you tell me because you can't repeat genius.
Speaker 1: You have to otherwise you lose it.
Speaker 2: You'll hear it.
Speaker 1: All right, great episode everyone, Thank you for listening. It
Speaker 1: was a real pleasure.
Speaker 2: Out of here already.
Speaker 1: If you want to, I'm having to stay.
Speaker 2: It's up to you.
Speaker 1: Do you want to put some Mascar on?
Speaker 4: No, come on, no, I don't want to get your
Speaker 4: sty guys.
Speaker 1: It's not my style. It'd be tashed from the newsroom.
Speaker 2: You just said. It was Alan all the same, spoken
Speaker 2: like a true white gay man.
Speaker 1: Remember the Sydney Gaze.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, I think the podcast is still there. Is
Speaker 2: that they didn't even delete it.
Speaker 1: We should go back and listen to that. For those
Speaker 1: who don't know what I'm talking about, The Sydney Gays
Speaker 1: is a podcast that launched I don't know a year
Speaker 1: ago now by two white straight cis gay men.
Speaker 2: And they got great reviews. And when I say great,
Speaker 2: I mean just gathing.
Speaker 1: It was bad. It was like, what did you do
Speaker 1: on the weekend? Boo? I went to Arkney Club and
Speaker 1: hooked up with the EVAs Brazilian.
Speaker 2: They sounded like they were doing a parody of gays.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's actually very funny.
Speaker 2: How many good boys did you hook up with last night?
Speaker 4: I lost count?
Speaker 2: Honey, Yeah, I was like what, Yeah, this can't be serious.
Speaker 1: Tall you for our first question, our first segment, you asked, Queen,
Speaker 1: did I spill it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all You've got my star all over your face.
Speaker 2: We made fun of the city gays in our very
Speaker 2: first episode, Jim, what do we do? We were introducing
Speaker 2: each other and I said, this is Mitch Jury. He
Speaker 2: does this, he does that. And when you were introducing me,
Speaker 2: he said, this is Mitch Mitchell Cumbs. You might know him.
Speaker 2: He's a viral influence. And I'm like, not really, haven't
Speaker 2: you got more Insta followers than me? And You're like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe I do. And I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's not start by talking about how many Insta followers
Speaker 2: we have. That's what the Sydney gates did, and look
Speaker 2: what happened to them.
Speaker 1: Very funny.
Speaker 4: Oh god, craving of wine so much?
Speaker 1: We could have one in here? Is there any not? Really?
Speaker 1: Oh well, thanks, the wine fridge is now you can
Speaker 1: bring your own. The wine fridge downstairs is locked and
Speaker 1: it's open at two thirty on Fridays, and they're like
Speaker 1: rappn us if you try to get in before. Fun
Speaker 1: fact I had I had a key to that fridge
Speaker 1: at one point, and it was taken off me and
Speaker 1: cut with a pair of eyes. Because at one point,
Speaker 1: before I was on air, I did anything like good
Speaker 1: here at the radio station. I was the filling jenitor
Speaker 1: for a month. So I filled in here and cleaned
Speaker 1: the building and cleaned the toilets, and I got all
Speaker 1: the keys I had needed. Most I made a cut
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: One of my jobs was to go get another key
Speaker 1: cut for the for the groundskeeper while he was white.
Speaker 1: And I got a cut, and I'm like this one
Speaker 1: fut and I did. And then I would go down
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night and get a drink
Speaker 1: and they found me out and they cut the key. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was attached to my little keeping.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to drink less. I've been doing that
Speaker 2: whole you know that, Oh swap it, don't stop it,
Speaker 2: you know, your substitute. Something like when you would normally
Speaker 2: be craving a bad habit like a cigarette, you might
Speaker 2: swap it for a vape or in my case instead
Speaker 2: of if I'm craving a wine and I'm like, it's eleven,
Speaker 2: am Mitchell, it's still too early to drink.
Speaker 4: I'll, I'll swap it for peach iced tea.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's an alternate, sweet, refreshing, cool, bevery.
Speaker 1: Then what are you going to do once you get
Speaker 1: over peach iced tea? Got a lemon?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I really don't do a full circle and end up
Speaker 1: back at grog.
Speaker 2: Probably it's just a habit. Like I get home and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, put my bag down. If I'm not
Speaker 2: editing the podcast or whatever, I'll, you know, put some
Speaker 2: Netflix on. And it's just a habit that I have,
Speaker 2: like a cool drink with me. So I started putting
Speaker 2: the peach rice tea in the wine glass, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is freshing.
Speaker 1: You do have love a beverage like and a lot
Speaker 1: going at once, like at your desk you've got a
Speaker 1: green smooth. Then you've got your water bottle the other
Speaker 1: day of Jenna, he messaged me, called me ten times.
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, his poor mother had fallen into
Speaker 1: the ship pit and I what to one happened? Have
Speaker 1: you seen my drink bottle?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 5: What about now? In front of him, he's got two
Speaker 5: drink bottles?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got two drink bottles because this is the
Speaker 2: one that I left at work, and then this is
Speaker 2: the other one I brought today.
Speaker 1: Almost broke the chair. Why do you have two frank
Speaker 1: green thermoces?
Speaker 2: So that I can rotate? Then one of them goes
Speaker 2: in the dishwasher while you use the other.
Speaker 1: But why do you have them both here now?
Speaker 4: Because I left one here the other night and called.
Speaker 4: You're saying where's my drink bottle?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 4: So there's no one here at work?
Speaker 1: What happened to the blue one that I've got you
Speaker 1: for Christmas?
Speaker 2: We dropped the act. You didn't actually get that for
Speaker 2: me for Christmas?
Speaker 1: Oh do we?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was remember how remember how you pretended to
Speaker 2: give it to me so that we could trick Jenna
Speaker 2: into to give you fish. As soon as you gave
Speaker 2: her the fish. I dropped the act.
Speaker 5: Really, yes, wait, so.
Speaker 2: If you listen to our Christmas episode, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for the drink bottle. And then
Speaker 2: oh Jenna me pretending that I wasn't also in on it,
Speaker 2: and then it's dropping you as soon as you gave
Speaker 2: her the fish, and I was like, I said to her,
Speaker 2: we were talking about it, and we're like, Jenna lives alone,
Speaker 2: she could do with a friend. There you go, we
Speaker 2: got your fish. So I was in on it the
Speaker 2: whole time. You didn't actually give me the fucking drink bottle.
Speaker 2: That was my drink bottle.
Speaker 5: So you didn't give him the drink?
Speaker 1: No, no, it was all faked.
Speaker 2: No, we just said that we wanted to give you
Speaker 2: a fish somehow, and so we staged it by pretending
Speaker 2: that he got us Christmas present and he gave me
Speaker 2: my own drink.
Speaker 1: It would have all tweired if we only had a
Speaker 1: gift for you, so we had to do that for me.
Speaker 2: I dropped the act instantly.
Speaker 1: I'll have to go back and listen back all these things.
Speaker 1: I forget.
Speaker 5: Very nice bottle, Yeah, mine.
Speaker 2: Gave it to me.
Speaker 1: Actually, really, they sent me a chocolate a Disney advant calendar.
Speaker 4: I got said mine today.
Speaker 1: Look, Oh you got one? Yeah, oh yeah, it's the same.
Speaker 1: Oh can I have one? You already opened them?
Speaker 2: No, I've only opened as many as as many days
Speaker 2: have passed. You open one per day. That's how advent
Speaker 2: calum it's up to the current day.
Speaker 1: I was kiving you. Oh, we just open them. I've
Speaker 1: already finished up to the twenty fourth already. I really, it's
Speaker 1: Christmas Day in my book. I've gotten all the won't
Speaker 1: even have one. Oh, then Jenna hasn't tasted them, because
Speaker 1: they're good. They're like Marvels. They've got a jelly beans
Speaker 1: like the Marvel's creations.
Speaker 4: It's quite cool.
Speaker 2: Actually, they've sent us this, this advent Caalen and you
Speaker 2: open it. Not only is there a chocolate inside, but
Speaker 2: it also gives you a recommendation of something to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if it's not Mandalorian, you need to
Speaker 1: watch you a baby Yoda. I'm obsessed right now.
Speaker 2: Open it. It says today the first season one episode
Speaker 2: one of the Simpsons, which by the way, is so creepy.
Speaker 2: It's nothing like the Simpsons are today. Really, the first
Speaker 2: episode is so weird.
Speaker 1: Oh the animation is off to yes.
Speaker 2: Second, they want me to watch twelve dates of Christmas.
Speaker 1: Hayden's obsessed with that.
Speaker 4: On the third, they want me to watch The Nutcracker
Speaker 4: and the Four Realms.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. I have to get across.
Speaker 2: And I'll start opening the rest Oay, I'm starving, so
Speaker 2: let's just open this today, all right?
Speaker 4: The Santa Claus I'm watching?
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, let's see mm hm.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Choking on? Thanks?
Speaker 1: On Christmas music? Can I have something?
Speaker 2: They want me to watch Milan good idea?
Speaker 1: Oh I like Milan very Christmasy has a little gummy
Speaker 1: bear from me?
Speaker 3: You know what?
Speaker 4: I started watching today with a glass of peach iced teeth.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: Black Beauty on Disney Plass.
Speaker 5: What is the horse?
Speaker 2: Yes, but it's like the original Black Beauty is Actually no,
Speaker 2: it's not animated the original. They've redone it. It's good
Speaker 2: about a horse. She gets rescued. She was a wild
Speaker 2: brumby or some ship.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jenny, you've been there? Yes?
Speaker 2: What did you have to watch?
Speaker 8: Oh? The lot?
Speaker 1: Did you take through?
Speaker 6: What the.
Speaker 2: You've got?
Speaker 4: What Santa Buddy is?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: That was my godmothered Crown and Milan on Disney plass.
Speaker 1: Like I said, I'm currently watching Mandalorian. Oh so good?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 4: Is it on Disney pluff?
Speaker 1: Eh?
Speaker 4: Star Wars Oh yuck, Disney Plus. Why I don't want
Speaker 4: to watch Star Wars Holiday Special.
Speaker 2: I'm not into star Oh.
Speaker 1: I watched that. The lego on it is so I
Speaker 1: you know what. I wasn't into Star Wars and I
Speaker 1: went to Disney MS courtesy of Disney, and I went
Speaker 1: to Star Wars Land and I was hooked instantly, Hayden,
Speaker 1: I'm now a Star Wars guy. And we watched all
Speaker 1: the movies on the way home.
Speaker 4: Really, and you go to jacket.
Speaker 1: I got a Rebel fighter jacket. Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 1: It's not like Star Trek is not that in it.
Speaker 2: I've not seen either.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Star Trek. But you can like choose
Speaker 1: to opt into the hype, you know, like you can
Speaker 1: just watch it and enjoy it for what it is,
Speaker 1: or you can get really involved. And I love that
Speaker 1: there's no pressure, Richie, rich It's a great movie. My
Speaker 1: Christmas all all right, Christmas, Disney wants us to watch Soul.
Speaker 1: I want us to watch soul on Christmas Day?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: You did you just take the twiny bit, you scumbag
Speaker 1: gummy bear.
Speaker 4: I can't you fucking skip to the good one? Which
Speaker 4: which one should I take?
Speaker 1: Christmas Eve? That'll be nice with peppermink.
Speaker 4: Oh, I hope it's National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. I watch it every Christmas.
Speaker 2: Tie that's my favorite Christmas film, The Muppets, Christmas Carols.
Speaker 2: Something new? Oh what was that?
Speaker 4: I know it's a nice candy cane?
Speaker 1: Is it my pone? Is it peppermint?
Speaker 4: You know, it's very stressful that we're now eating these
Speaker 4: out of order.
Speaker 5: Mister Popper's penguin.
Speaker 1: That sounds fun, Mitchell, I have one more? Oh ah,
Speaker 1: what was that? I had a cockroach in it. Imagine
Speaker 1: if they're like twenty four have sweet one filled with
Speaker 1: arsenic you will be killed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, m I didn't realize how much some shit they
Speaker 2: had on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love me some Disney. Plus, we're not being
Speaker 1: paid by the way, so people probably think we're being
Speaker 1: paid by the Disney. Plus we're definitely not.
Speaker 4: Santa Claus two.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Santa Claus one.
Speaker 1: Santacause are my favorite Christmas movies? Why don't we quickly
Speaker 1: rank what our favorite Christmas movies are. I've got some suggestions,
Speaker 1: like what all right, so let me just get some
Speaker 1: some music to feme it. Okay, my favorite this is
Speaker 1: being Crosby too, so it's probably out of royalty. It's
Speaker 1: two hundred years old.
Speaker 5: I've got Santa Claus three.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right, so the Santa Claus one two
Speaker 1: three trilogy is fantastic. That's where Jack Frosts management comes from,
Speaker 1: because Jack Frost is the villain played by Martin Short.
Speaker 1: I think in the second one, it's brilliant. My favorite
Speaker 1: Christmas movie?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: I should have done this for an iGEM? Should I
Speaker 1: hold it?
Speaker 2: Maybe home alone?
Speaker 1: Oh McCaulay colcin, now let's do it now? Who cares
Speaker 1: a little? Bonus? Christmas? With the Cranks?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
Speaker 5: It's terrible?
Speaker 1: What's that based off?
Speaker 5: When I first watched it was horrific When.
Speaker 1: Don't know what's the plot?
Speaker 5: Some family the guy the little Boy from Malcolm in
Speaker 5: the Middle is in.
Speaker 1: It is not of the baby wom you mean Malcolm
Speaker 1: the little Boy? If you say the little Boy and
Speaker 1: Malcolm in the middle. You think Malcolm right now?
Speaker 2: Yes? No, what is that rat? Look on?
Speaker 1: One's like that alien from et et Nah.
Speaker 5: His mum completely different.
Speaker 2: You know that horse out of Black Beauty You mean Black? No,
Speaker 2: I meant not Meg, the one they share the stable with.
Speaker 1: You know I love that that Mali and maybe that
Speaker 1: beautiful dog Marley Maley. No, the little runt of the litter.
Speaker 2: I love that fish out of Finding Nemo Ne. No,
Speaker 2: absolutely not Marlon.
Speaker 1: So stupid.
Speaker 2: Oh I love that withard In, Harry Potter, Oh, Harry, No, Dumbledore.
Speaker 2: I love that Ogre and Shrek Shrek no one of
Speaker 2: the one of the Ogre babies. What do they call
Speaker 2: the weirdest name? Google it.
Speaker 1: The weirdest part of that was Donkey and Dinosaur's baby.
Speaker 2: Donkey and Dragon, the Dragon, the drunkys, Drunky.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 2: I had a d game.
Speaker 4: I had a Nintendo d S game.
Speaker 2: It was Shrek, Ogres and Drunkies, just like it was
Speaker 2: like the Seemings, but you with their kids.
Speaker 5: So they said the baby's name Fergus Farkle and Felicia.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's your favorite Ogre in Shrek? Is it Shrek? No,
Speaker 2: it's Felicia, it's fun.
Speaker 1: Don't be damn fark. Who's your favorite rat in? Stuart Little?
Speaker 1: Oh Stuart, everyone.
Speaker 2: You don't be daft?
Speaker 1: Oh one more time? Well, how did this start? What
Speaker 1: did you? Oh? That little boy from Malcolm in the Middle, No,
Speaker 1: the mother? Oh that like that superhero from Spider Man?
Speaker 1: You mean Spider Man? Oh, bless you. That's a great film.
Speaker 1: Peter Parker, he's my favorite Spider Man two.
Speaker 2: Toby maguire, Yeah, the Toby McGuire era.
Speaker 1: I agree when he gets all the tomhold's beautiful.
Speaker 2: What he just throws an adjective in there and things?
Speaker 2: He can start any series. The Amazing Spider Man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, the next one, the Towie spider Man. Did
Speaker 2: they see a new adjective and start from scrap the fridge?
Speaker 1: And Spider Man, well, he's over the day is kind
Speaker 1: of nervous.
Speaker 2: I love that zebra in Racing Strikes.
Speaker 7: Oh does that have a name? I don't know's yeah,
Speaker 7: the main one. See, Jenny, this would work if you said, oh,
Speaker 7: I love that animal in Madagascar and you go, of course,
Speaker 7: which one of seven cast animal members?
Speaker 2: I said, the little boy in Malcolm Why in the Middle,
Speaker 2: which is a show about a little boy named Malcolm.
Speaker 3: No, the little boy was like six, Malcolm was like twelve.
Speaker 2: I love that witch in the Breen of the Teenage Witch.
Speaker 6: No, handy helda so Salem the cat was so stupid.
Speaker 4: Who's that that lead actress in?
Speaker 1: Nah?
Speaker 2: Look god, what's the name again? Raven? That's that? Who's
Speaker 2: that lead actress in? That's so Raven? I love her?
Speaker 1: You mean Raven?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know the other thing Rachel? Yeah, Oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: We need to go to an animate object. Oh my
Speaker 1: favorite ship is that one? Entitle? Oh you mean the Titanic.
Speaker 2: No, the lifebox to come pay here that rescued them.
Speaker 2: Give it.
Speaker 4: There's only one't mine?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Disney. I love that little v Dubby herb
Speaker 1: be fully loaded.
Speaker 5: Baby, No, his sister.
Speaker 1: That's very stupid.
Speaker 2: What else is there?
Speaker 1: See? It also work with I love that monster out
Speaker 1: of Monster's Ink. You'd go, oh, explain which one's too much? Oh?
Speaker 1: I love that dwarf in snow Wine?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Which one? Grumpy sleepy dope? Yeah?
Speaker 4: See that's open ended. That's like I love that friend
Speaker 4: in Friends.
Speaker 1: Could be Joey Monica Chandler.
Speaker 4: But I'm sorry, when you say the little boy Malcolm
Speaker 4: the Middle of orlders this new exactly.
Speaker 2: It's the title character.
Speaker 3: No, you don't assume that, because I would say Malcolm
Speaker 3: from Malcolm in the Middle, not the little Boy from
Speaker 3: Malcolm in the Middle.
Speaker 1: I think you made a mistake. Just don't.
Speaker 5: Okay, whatever, Well, Christmas time. I love that Cranks is horrific.
Speaker 4: I love that princess in Princess Diaries.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean Anne Hathaway Me.
Speaker 2: It's amphilis absolutely not that fugly princess.
Speaker 4: Who's that one, the one of the giant No, that
Speaker 4: could have taken a job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't remember her name.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna they're remaking that too.
Speaker 8: What for?
Speaker 1: I love that Betty and ugly Betty? You mean ugly Betty? Now?
Speaker 4: Who's that foul looking girl? And ugly Betty?
Speaker 2: You mean Betty? No? No, that the post lady.
Speaker 1: Oh. I love that yellow one in the Simpsons literally
Speaker 1: everyone or Merry Christmas. Christmas with the Cranks is my favorite.
Speaker 1: I love it. Get across it, Hickory honey Ham for
Speaker 1: those who have seen the film and love it like me,
Speaker 1: What if it's a Facebook group? I'm really into Facebook
Speaker 1: groups at the moment.
Speaker 5: Join it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna google it right now.
Speaker 5: There'd be none because no one likes.
Speaker 1: For those listening now who love it, message me.
Speaker 5: I love Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Santa Claus go with Jim Allen.
Speaker 5: Yea and National Lampoons.
Speaker 1: National Lampoons are great.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: I love that dog in Red Dog.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean Red Dog?
Speaker 2: No, the Kelpie Cross that he sits next to with
Speaker 2: the bloody Survey.
Speaker 1: Christmas with the Cranks fan club.
Speaker 5: There you go, how many members?
Speaker 1: One may? I started? I was just speaking out loud.
Speaker 1: I love that Disney movie. I love that that robot
Speaker 1: in no Eva. This is one of our wors Nemo
Speaker 1: was my favorite. Get rid of that fish and.
Speaker 2: No Dory sorry the shark.
Speaker 9: I love that Sponge and SpongeBob you mean SpongeBob, No
Speaker 9: dish Sponge and he uses to clean his mother missus Sponge.
Speaker 9: I love that pig in Babe, No, his mother that
Speaker 9: was sent for slaughter.
Speaker 1: I love that spider and Charlotte's Web Charlotte, no spider, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's Charlotte's Web.
Speaker 5: Charlotte is the spider.
Speaker 4: Oh I thought that was Bloody Fanny.
Speaker 1: That's Fad No Charlotte Webb is.
Speaker 5: Charlotte is the Spider.
Speaker 1: Yes, and there's a pig too named. Oh, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to google. It's like Montgomery or something. It's a
Speaker 1: real I cannot end be a episode until I know
Speaker 1: that it's like Wilhelmina or something. It's a very odd name.
Speaker 2: I love that be in the b movie.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean this a Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: No, the Queen Bee to whom he reports Wilsa Wilma.
Speaker 1: I Wilhelmina like the Squeakers pretty much. Still, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not as bad as I.
Speaker 2: Love that Bear and Brother Bear.
Speaker 1: Oh you mean the Bear.
Speaker 2: Don't you know their names? I know that there's sink Dart,
Speaker 2: there's Keen Eye. Who else is there in what Brother Bear?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're both embarrassing.
Speaker 1: I love that Japanese fighter in Milan Milan, the extra
Speaker 1: with the sword.
Speaker 2: I love that dog in Scooby Doo.
Speaker 4: Oh you mean Scooby know Wilma.
Speaker 5: I love Filma.
Speaker 2: You should have said scrape.
Speaker 1: That's funny because sinuating that film is a dog.
Speaker 5: She's not a dog.
Speaker 1: I love that bitch in Lion King. Oh you mean
Speaker 1: La because they're lions they're cats. Oh? I love that
Speaker 1: bitching cats. Oh you mean the League cat bitch? Oh
Speaker 1: female dog? I thought they were cats. That was another
Speaker 1: dog movie. I don't know, it's not that many.
Speaker 2: I love that panda in Kung Fu Panda. Oh Jack Black, No, maybe,
Speaker 2: Actually it's.
Speaker 4: Kind of funny.
Speaker 2: I had to do like open ended ones. I love
Speaker 2: that bug in bugs.
Speaker 1: Li Oh oh yeah, no, but then that that works
Speaker 1: because that's.
Speaker 2: What you're like. That's not specific at all.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to narrow it down. I love that
Speaker 4: dinosaur in graffic Park.
Speaker 5: I love that dog from the Secret Life of Dogs.
Speaker 2: I love that penguin Happy Feet too.
Speaker 1: I love that dead thing in Coco.
Speaker 2: Wow, they're all dead, all right.
Speaker 1: I like the.
Speaker 2: Titanic one that. I love their boat and Titantic. Oh
Speaker 2: you mean the tatic No, no, the Carpathia.
Speaker 1: Was that what was called car?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really, I was like one of those weird kids that
Speaker 2: was obsessed with everything Titanic and now I'm on Titanic TikTok.
Speaker 2: It's a thing.
Speaker 1: But what do they do TikTok talk about?
Speaker 2: Oh, they just do like fun facts, things you might
Speaker 2: not have known, behind the scenes stuff. Yeah, not even
Speaker 2: the behind the things about the movie, like the actual
Speaker 2: actual wreckage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know James Cameron actually went to the ship.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's nuts. That's dedicated.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to do it Google it, mate.
Speaker 8: You did.
Speaker 2: I love that elephant in Dumbo Dumbo, Oh, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know the service leader.
Speaker 2: I love that dog lady in the tramp.
Speaker 1: Oh lady, no tramp.
Speaker 4: Obviously.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that dumb bimbo in Home and Away?
Speaker 2: Who are all of them?
Speaker 1: That's savage? All right? Episode fifty two. Next week we've
Speaker 1: got a mispronunciation and apart from that, it's been a
Speaker 1: grand episode. Thank you to your boss for coming on, Kieran,
Speaker 1: he was great.
Speaker 2: You know what, I can't say what the plural of
Speaker 2: the word text, like when you get more than one text.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was just reading our texts texts.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like, yeah, I can't say it sounds like.
Speaker 2: You're asking a horse to giddy up text Like, how
Speaker 2: do you do it?
Speaker 1: Texts? Yeah, it does sound like that. I like there's
Speaker 1: aliens in Area fifty. You know that movie when they're
Speaker 1: all like crickets, they're all lobsters. No, No, it's a
Speaker 1: bad reference. I can't say.
Speaker 2: Similarly similarly, similarly.
Speaker 1: How do you say that similarly?
Speaker 4: It's fucking easy similarly.
Speaker 1: Similarly, So I didn't similar similarly. Yeah, we should go, guys.
Speaker 1: Probably probably people are probably loving this.
Speaker 2: I love that man and man from Snowy River.
Speaker 1: That river.
Speaker 2: It's called the Snowy No, the Murray.
Speaker 1: I love that mountain and broke Back Mountain, the one
Speaker 1: where they have sex and no cosy Osco. Oh god.
Speaker 1: I love that bridge in bridge to Teriba. Oh, the
Speaker 1: main bridge. No, they'll have a bridge another bridge around
Speaker 1: the corner from the house.
Speaker 2: Lays feel bridge.
Speaker 1: It lays Feel Bridge in the Iron Cove. You've done
Speaker 1: a daft tell you what. I love that war in
Speaker 1: the star wars call the main War, no, the golf War.
Speaker 1: I wonder if people for this or they are they
Speaker 1: tuned out? So we also have sponsors at this point
Speaker 1: where there be ads playing now, no, no, not now.
Speaker 2: Like none at this point.
Speaker 1: Isn't that one always at the end?
Speaker 4: No, I'm in the middle, middle and mid roll and
Speaker 4: pre rollo.
Speaker 1: I've got middroal, pre roll and bottom roll. That's a
Speaker 1: fat joke, all right, see next week everyone. It was
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