Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'm back, don't they go?
Speaker 4: Jackie?
Speaker 1: Is there any other nutless trying the warm up?
Speaker 2: By the way, God, Christian no connall show on Gold
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Speaker 1: Hey, good morning, it's to Christian o'connll's show. Look at us.
Speaker 1: It's like the Friends reunion. Good morning, Patsy, come on
Speaker 1: and Jack morning. How is everybody?
Speaker 3: It's good to see you.
Speaker 1: It's nice to see you, to see you, Percy, you too.
Speaker 5: You're feeling better.
Speaker 1: I am better than yesterday, yesterday and last week. It's
Speaker 1: nice to be off my toilet sea. The plus side
Speaker 1: having gastroenter writers is I've lost three kilos. Three kilos
Speaker 1: of four days. All I've eaten, even though the last
Speaker 1: couple of days, because if you've ever been through it,
Speaker 1: you don't really bounce back with an appetite. I've been
Speaker 1: forcing us out to eat the moment I'm having those
Speaker 1: pot noodle things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 1: I love those. I don't think I want to move
Speaker 1: back from into normal meals. My wife made a really
Speaker 1: nice roast yesterday. I went. You know, I just need
Speaker 1: of a really cheap one dollar instant bag of nudicles
Speaker 1: out of a cup.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you're getting all your nutrients, all
Speaker 3: the food groups in that cup of nood.
Speaker 1: All major food groups jack are covered in those. Any
Speaker 1: meal that's just in a plastic cup, you know, is
Speaker 1: going to be really healthy and nutritious.
Speaker 3: It's all.
Speaker 1: And it comes to what I like about it is
Speaker 1: that power do you pour on it?
Speaker 3: This is the goodness, that's all.
Speaker 1: The nudist must be got vitamin C and D and
Speaker 1: probably got the COVID vaccine in here.
Speaker 3: Usually when people are sick and they have I don't
Speaker 3: want to say it, but diarrhea, you lie about what
Speaker 3: you don't want to say. You don't want to say
Speaker 3: what you have. You say like I've got a sore throat,
Speaker 3: I've got a sort stubbing, and people go, all right,
Speaker 3: I'll let you be. You were fucking all the time
Speaker 3: on Instagram, on Twitter, poo from a runny pooh, everywhere.
Speaker 1: I never sent.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 1: At one point my daughter sent me a text when
Speaker 1: I said that accidentally had an accident while putting out
Speaker 1: the bins. And if you've ever had a sort, if
Speaker 1: you ever had a sensitive tummy, all right, and you
Speaker 1: know the accident I'm talking about. It happened while I
Speaker 1: was putting out the bins, so she's just trying to
Speaker 1: do something about my wife. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: shared it and my doater cut and baste it and
Speaker 1: text me going tear I friends of mind, follow you
Speaker 1: please please. Even one of her teachers went, oh, my god,
Speaker 1: you've seen your dad's post. My poor children are going
Speaker 1: to have to make you down because your dad's had
Speaker 1: an accident with a sensitive tummy. And Patsy, you were here.
Speaker 1: They're not here last week as well. What's gone on
Speaker 1: with the throat.
Speaker 5: I've had the worst throat I reckon I've ever had,
Speaker 5: and it's it's a snaky thing. It hooks you back in,
Speaker 5: so you think you're getting better.
Speaker 1: Sneaky, and just when you think you're out, they bring
Speaker 1: you back in. And how is everyone back in lockdown?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it's good to be back in lockdown now.
Speaker 3: I know how sick you guys are and how contagious.
Speaker 1: We've been the superposed. Patsy and I are actually tier
Speaker 1: one exposure signs. I'm thinking about opening up a bar
Speaker 1: called Tier one exposure site, because that is the buzzword.
Speaker 1: Of the weekend at the moment. Anyways, great to you back.
Speaker 1: I hope you're okay. I just presume there are people
Speaker 1: listening right now. I know we're back in lockdown. Who
Speaker 1: knows ten minutes bus six Monday morning that you miss
Speaker 1: her lyrics and the songs that sum up our weekend
Speaker 1: as well. And because we weren't here Friday, the day
Speaker 1: after happened, I'm desperate to talk to Jack and Patsy
Speaker 1: and you guys, what did we all think of the
Speaker 1: Friends reunion?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Patsy, what's it like then in your house centers? We're
Speaker 1: back in a hopefully it is a snap lockdown.
Speaker 5: Oh it's like Groundhog Day, isn't it. It's trying to
Speaker 5: keep the nine year old off the screen all weeken
Speaker 5: was just impossible. So she had homeschooling all day Friday, Yeah,
Speaker 5: and it was like nine hours whatever it was on
Speaker 5: the screen, and then that's all she wanted to do
Speaker 5: all weekend. So it's trying to keep her enthused about life. Really,
Speaker 5: So we went for many dog balks, did a heap
Speaker 5: of baking.
Speaker 1: I tell you who's the big winner here our Melbourne's dogs.
Speaker 1: Suddenly those dogs are going, yeah, you're back in I
Speaker 1: knew you loved it and do you remember it last year? Right?
Speaker 1: You loved it and now you want to go back
Speaker 1: into it. I'm going to get so many walks, like
Speaker 1: two or three a day. Friday, one of my kids
Speaker 1: and the six year old was back to homeschool and
Speaker 1: slumped in front of that laptop and then the other
Speaker 1: one would get this. The teachers have said, a no
Speaker 1: school today, we just need an extra day to get
Speaker 1: everything ready again. It's like there were rumors all last
Speaker 1: week that we're heading into this lockdown. It's surprised nobody.
Speaker 1: What do you need to get ready? You just log
Speaker 1: into zoom all they say, not babble. Sorry, these are
Speaker 1: great educators and you know, educate like you're going to
Speaker 1: do on a normal Friday. Why do you need You
Speaker 1: just want a three day weekend, that's what you want
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: So what do the kids do when they don't have
Speaker 3: school on Friday? I just get free time?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was yeah Netflix and just like you know,
Speaker 1: just been a pain basically an annoying her other sister.
Speaker 1: But today is the first day where they're both going
Speaker 1: to be in the slump and they're arguing yesterday about
Speaker 1: where are you going to be? I want to be there.
Speaker 1: I was there Friday and it was just like, oh God,
Speaker 1: here we go. Please just let it be one week,
Speaker 1: please please let those exposure sites now there's is there
Speaker 1: anywhere in Melbourne isn't a Tier one exposure site? Every
Speaker 1: day you're in another nine thousand new exposure sites. I
Speaker 1: think my backyard might be a Tier one exposure site.
Speaker 1: And you find yourself chatting to strangers in the streets
Speaker 1: or sort of neighbors. You know, Rizig, have you heard
Speaker 1: around the corner?
Speaker 3: Have you been to Clifton Hill McDonald?
Speaker 1: Do you know that it's just down the it's just
Speaker 1: down the road. They're there, that's all. We're getting closer closer,
Speaker 1: it's almost honest. So perhaps if you are you getting vaccinated,
Speaker 1: because now they've opened up to the under fifties. I'm
Speaker 1: getting done tomorrow at eleven thirty.
Speaker 5: Well, you know what, we made a booking for weary.
Speaker 1: I might take a dumb belt as well, just to
Speaker 1: sort of pump a few curls before and I want
Speaker 1: to make sure where they do that photo. I might
Speaker 1: tasting baby oil right put some fake tan on it
Speaker 1: on that arm. You know, I don't want to be
Speaker 1: like Schomer, that old pastey, old slap of hand. I
Speaker 1: want it glistening and go no, no, no, no, take it again.
Speaker 1: Stand on the ladder to get the right try and
Speaker 1: find some definition on this by I might get like
Speaker 1: a hennah in all of settle kids, because they've got
Speaker 1: these little henna things. I said right on there. Book
Speaker 1: out this week, check out radio show Gold one. Let's
Speaker 1: have a hoarding on my arm because I'm posing there
Speaker 1: with my.
Speaker 2: Jab Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: As I've often said in the shows, about two or
Speaker 1: three times a week, you get an email from my
Speaker 1: dad with some attachments on various articles for the UK
Speaker 1: newspapers that he thinks might be something I could read out,
Speaker 1: make something with on the show. Holy what he's done
Speaker 1: in the last seven days. He sent me one attachment
Speaker 1: none of us need to hear me read out was
Speaker 1: just a from a UK newspaper of why are Melbourne's
Speaker 1: going back into lockdown? Why did my dad? Why did
Speaker 1: my dad think I'd like to read another article about
Speaker 1: Melbourne being in lockdown? And my dad didn't say, hello,
Speaker 1: how is it this? Is bad news. Was simply one,
Speaker 1: someone's made a mistake here and then question Mark and
Speaker 1: I don't know if he is he now working for
Speaker 1: a role commission And it's not really my dad, it's
Speaker 1: a bot. Why would he think? Now? Were the articles?
Speaker 1: I was like, there must be a funny one. I'm
Speaker 1: back on air Monday, just some miserable, long, dry article
Speaker 1: about Melbourne going back into lockdown? Son?
Speaker 3: Did you know about the you know how the streets again?
Speaker 1: Are you because you should be indoors? Please urge your
Speaker 1: listeners to go back into lockdown as well. Anyway, this
Speaker 1: is good news. We come back to Chris the wear
Speaker 1: of you Love God has struck again? Wow, this is
Speaker 1: Patsy's absence when I mean struck again. A couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago he called three AW and this is an
Speaker 1: act of treason ready, But anyway, he's called three a
Speaker 1: W and he calls d D. They're doing a phone in.
Speaker 1: A very good one about how do you spot on
Speaker 1: Australian abroad?
Speaker 6: I was in Central Park in January twenty twenty and
Speaker 6: I saw half a dozen young bloats in forty shorts sharing.
Speaker 6: Those blakes have gotta be frozing Kyl. But then I
Speaker 6: spotted the.
Speaker 1: Escue and they also sent him a sleepyes pillow, I believe,
Speaker 1: as a prize for that. Then he struck again, the
Speaker 1: big one, the mac Daddy, the Neil Mitchell.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Neil, Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1: See how we're moving on from good afternoon ladies to
Speaker 1: the collectors of good afternoon everyone as in the world.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Neil, Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 1: Straight into Neil Talk, and Neil was doing a phoney
Speaker 1: Who's taking a break from money about cyclists or lockdown
Speaker 1: and down at shoes and a vaccine to talking about
Speaker 1: money making schemes she had as a kid.
Speaker 7: I used to walk up and down my street and
Speaker 7: I knock on the door and I'd say, I'm Chris
Speaker 7: from Chris's estray Cleaning Service. Do you have any estrays
Speaker 7: that need to be clean? And what do you do now, Chris,
Speaker 7: I'm on the road account manager for an office products company.
Speaker 4: One of those calls in a moment.
Speaker 1: He had, Neil has got no funny get about office works.
Speaker 1: I've got no jokes. I've got no jokes, So let's
Speaker 1: just plug more calls in a minute.
Speaker 4: More of those calls in a moment.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's time for A three. He struck again. This
Speaker 1: time Tom Elliott, Okay, come and join us.
Speaker 8: Shows that we should resurrect, either with the original cast
Speaker 8: or preps standings that look the same nine six, one
Speaker 8: hundred and six, nine and three. Chris has a good suggestion,
Speaker 8: Chris Good afternoons.
Speaker 7: Coleaving Tom gleating everybody. I think God would benefit from
Speaker 7: a reunion of the greatest show it's been on the
Speaker 7: Telly in the last hundred years.
Speaker 8: The A teen is what is mister T doing these days?
Speaker 8: He doesn't see you much. I mean he was club
Speaker 8: A laying against Rocky. He was in the A teen
Speaker 8: throughout the eighties, and that's sort of been it really hasn't.
Speaker 2: It was in an early wrestled Main's right, he was.
Speaker 8: They're unusual because they were Vietnam vits who had been
Speaker 8: caught doing something that boy or they were framed for
Speaker 8: doing something they shouldn't have and now they just fight
Speaker 8: crime in the back blox of Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Premise.
Speaker 8: Seriously, traces of COVID nineteen have been detected in wastewater
Speaker 8: around the hipping and get tested right back to your
Speaker 8: calls at the moment where's Chris?
Speaker 1: They just whatever one for three seconds. It's like a
Speaker 1: homeopathic dough So the love God, you do not put
Speaker 1: Love God in the corner.
Speaker 4: More of those calls in a moment.
Speaker 2: Whatever Now The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: If you're a big Friends man back in the day,
Speaker 1: what do you think of the reunion on Thursday night?
Speaker 1: First of all, did any of us realize it wasn't
Speaker 1: going to be an episode? I just presumed they would
Speaker 1: have got the original writers back and did some kind
Speaker 1: of brand new episode as or one off special. As
Speaker 1: I sat down with the kids and a wife to
Speaker 1: watch it, there's.
Speaker 6: So set.
Speaker 1: No folks, you know, they're like it was like the
Speaker 1: start off Big Brother. You know, they're all wandering in
Speaker 1: the house. One by while, I was like, what is
Speaker 1: this your lazy gits? You couldn't get the writer's back
Speaker 1: or the money that's in the bank, kicking around stool
Speaker 1: for friends. But then bit by bit, I I actually
Speaker 1: would enjoyed it. I thought it was a bit too long.
Speaker 1: I love David Beckham, don't really need to hear him
Speaker 1: on there what he thought about it?
Speaker 3: David Beckon's and Monika everybody.
Speaker 1: Yes, you know, it was just like I just wanted
Speaker 1: more then. But the one thing that became very very clear,
Speaker 1: very quickly was like, as I'm watching it, I'm sure
Speaker 1: we all did this as well, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: they aged. Someone's had a bit too much work. There
Speaker 1: were a couple of moments where I'm like, are they
Speaker 1: are they lying people with their faces? They looked like
Speaker 1: they were from the set of Cats. They're like, why
Speaker 1: they have they paid for that? Or is it experimental?
Speaker 1: And then you know they're looking at something going my god,
Speaker 1: there's so much older And then I thought about myself, like,
Speaker 1: I'm so much older than when this was actually first on.
Speaker 1: When it was on, and it was just old school
Speaker 1: TV because Friends came at a time when it just exploded,
Speaker 1: but before mass media that we have now, and it
Speaker 1: was when you couldn't binge stuff. You would sit down
Speaker 1: watch once a week and watch Friends. And I remember
Speaker 1: meeting a friend who had been traveling around the world
Speaker 1: for about nine months, and I met him for a
Speaker 1: beer in London and he was about halfway through our
Speaker 1: night out. He said, what's going on in Friends? I
Speaker 1: went Ross, Ross and Rachel together and he's like, what
Speaker 1: it was? It really was. I think one of the
Speaker 1: producer's creators said it was a zeitgeist show, and so
Speaker 1: I found it was quite nice. One thing was very
Speaker 1: clear how much they loved each other and making an
Speaker 1: amazing show together, you know. And it feels like when
Speaker 1: people say to us, oh, I felt like, you know,
Speaker 1: I know you Jack and Pats. I felt like I
Speaker 1: felt like I knew their characters, you know, And just
Speaker 1: seeing them reminisce and talk about what it was like
Speaker 1: that even their family and friends couldn't know what it
Speaker 1: was like to go through it together. And poor Matthew Perry,
Speaker 1: who has been through privately a real hell, you know,
Speaker 1: in and out of addiction. That and he looked he
Speaker 1: looked frail at times, and I hope he's okay. I
Speaker 1: think the happiest man I've ever met in my life
Speaker 1: is Matt LeBlanc. He's like every uncle you've seen a
Speaker 1: family get together. He sort of ruffles the kids hairs,
Speaker 1: gives him a little bit of grappling or wrestling, and
Speaker 1: swings them around in the air. He looked like he
Speaker 1: was as happy as anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the rest of the cart felt very aware of
Speaker 3: their fame and their status, whereas metal LeBlanc arms folded.
Speaker 3: He seemed like he want some contest to be part
Speaker 3: of the show.
Speaker 1: He got back in the apartment. At one point right
Speaker 1: he lent like he was at a bar and if
Speaker 1: anyone else want to drink, I'm just I'm just ordering
Speaker 1: some more pops. Right now. He was a sort of
Speaker 1: chatting about it all, and he was like checking in
Speaker 1: that everyone was okay. I thought that the really tender
Speaker 1: moment was when him and Matthew Perry went and sat
Speaker 1: on their old chairs, and I don't know which one
Speaker 1: it was. One of them said to the other one,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a real It was a proper human moment.
Speaker 1: One of them said to the other one, I've really
Speaker 1: missed you, and you're like god, you know. And I
Speaker 1: thought about that line of the song, how no one
Speaker 1: told me life was going to be this way. How
Speaker 1: it must have been strange from to go back to
Speaker 1: a time before all the mega fame and then whatever
Speaker 1: happened to them, you know, individually and collectively of the
Speaker 1: last twenty years, but just to when that must have
Speaker 1: been such a great show to work on. I forgot
Speaker 1: it was all filmed in front of a live audience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when those behind the scenes shots, great of them.
Speaker 3: They were really getting ready to do like a theater
Speaker 3: show every night in front of a live crowd.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was the same. I was bracing for cheesiness and
Speaker 3: this is going to be a car crash, but being
Speaker 3: and I loved it. We were laughing our heads off,
Speaker 3: and I bet you guys are going to do the
Speaker 3: same thing. We're going to go back to episode one
Speaker 3: and start the series again.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I still was crying with laughter at the pivot scene. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's always would always be my favorite, even just seeing
Speaker 1: them still laugh about that. Patsy, what did you make
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 5: I loved it, I really did.
Speaker 9: I agree.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a bit long, and now I
Speaker 5: would have been better than one point thirty four or
Speaker 5: whatever it was. But I really really loved it. I
Speaker 5: thought Jennifer Aniston was delightful and Phoebe and you're right,
Speaker 5: Matt Leblon was just so funny, just as he is
Speaker 5: on that What sort of took me. They are like
Speaker 5: they are on the show. It's like and you can
Speaker 5: see that chemistry when they were doing the script reads
Speaker 5: over the table. I loved how they did that and
Speaker 5: the chemistry it's just there. It's not something that they
Speaker 5: have to turn on. It's just instant.
Speaker 1: Was it as well? I didn't know the story of
Speaker 1: how they all cast them. Yeah, because you just can't
Speaker 1: imagine that show without those without those people. And I
Speaker 1: also really need to see Matthew Perry's show that intercollecting
Speaker 1: Baggage Handless. It felt like a sketch they would have
Speaker 1: wrote for Joey, you know, about him trying to become
Speaker 1: a struggling actor. Lax four, I demand a reunion of
Speaker 1: the cast of that.
Speaker 2: Next the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: We just found out we was looking into some facts
Speaker 1: about Friends after the big reunion show last week. Is
Speaker 1: that this was going to be originally the theme tune.
Speaker 1: I love this, So it's not the Friends theme tune,
Speaker 1: is it? I really do need to see more of
Speaker 1: this Matthew Perry show that if he hadn't laded the
Speaker 1: Friends gig, he would have been stirring in a sci
Speaker 1: fi comedy about intergalactic baggage handlers. We're not making this up,
Speaker 1: lax twenty one ninety four. When they showed the clip
Speaker 1: of that guy, was he meant to be an alien? Yeah?
Speaker 1: It looked like he spent one minute in that like
Speaker 1: costume department, getting ready, like don't put don't don't work
Speaker 1: too on it. This ain't gonna rate, This ain't gonna
Speaker 1: They just gave him big years. Yeah, how did that
Speaker 1: get made? You know, when there were so many big shows,
Speaker 1: funny sitcoms in the nineties, how did an intergalactic baggage
Speaker 1: handling show. They need to put that on Netflix, We
Speaker 1: need to NETFLI should commission it.
Speaker 3: We never know that if they, if Friends didn't steal
Speaker 3: Matthew Perry, that show could have been a ten year
Speaker 3: hit and our favorite show.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we do know, Actually, I
Speaker 1: think we do now. Now. I presume today you come
Speaker 1: bouncing and talking about the big comeback from the Bombers.
Speaker 1: You were, what, twenty nine points down. I stopped getting
Speaker 1: across at length. I thought, oh, here you go, you're
Speaker 1: away to the Eagles. They're just going to turn it
Speaker 1: on now, and then you had some amazing comeba.
Speaker 3: I know, I'm very disappointed to say I am the
Speaker 3: worst type of fan. When we were losing on Saturday night,
Speaker 3: thirty points down, We're at West Coast, We're at their
Speaker 3: home ground. I've seen this all before. This is going
Speaker 3: to be a blowout. I was watching the game on
Speaker 3: my laptop in bed on Ka and I sudd.
Speaker 1: Mean, it wasn't not at midnight in bed.
Speaker 3: On Grandpa. It's lockdown. What else can we do?
Speaker 1: It's not cold lying in bed. Yeah, the big government
Speaker 1: are saying you lock down, You get in that bed,
Speaker 1: you stay in bed until the covids have gone to
Speaker 1: get under the bed.
Speaker 3: So I'm already all cozy. I've got the blanket pulled
Speaker 3: over me.
Speaker 1: I'm on the pillow, the image of like you know,
Speaker 1: footy fans on their couches, you know, with a couple
Speaker 1: of beers. Not one scene are you in bed watching
Speaker 1: it on Saturday night?
Speaker 3: And not only that blank is already asleep. So when
Speaker 3: we go, I'm like, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, like a quiet Mexican way with the duv. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we were thirty points down. I started getting one
Speaker 3: of those loading screens. My internet's not great that the
Speaker 3: wheel is not loading the game. I thought, all right,
Speaker 3: well this is doing me a favor if anything.
Speaker 1: It's oh yeah, it's almost caught past nine. It's almost
Speaker 1: twenty past nine.
Speaker 3: So I close the laptop screen and go to sleep
Speaker 3: and thought, can you do? Then I wake up to
Speaker 3: my friends texting each other like mad all from nine
Speaker 3: o'clock onwards.
Speaker 1: Some of them at nine to fifty five, one crazy
Speaker 1: character are ten seventeen hardcore.
Speaker 3: And then I see we've made this incredible come from
Speaker 3: behind win against West Coast at home. We haven't done
Speaker 3: it for ages. It's the first time they've lost at
Speaker 3: their home.
Speaker 1: You were going to sleep and and that's sign top
Speaker 1: that I got you as well. The bomber shot with
Speaker 1: just one name on the tip and Woody.
Speaker 3: I didn't even wear my top. I am try. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: From here on out, I'm going to be a better fan.
Speaker 1: Oh right, now you've had a cut that Wedndsay's on board.
Speaker 2: Christin O'Connell shoe podcast.
Speaker 1: Patsy, how is your weekend?
Speaker 5: Oh well, trying to keep a nine year old, you know,
Speaker 5: sort of enthused and off a screen for the first
Speaker 5: week of Lockdown or first weekend of Lockdown, it's not easy.
Speaker 5: So we thought, you know what, we'll get the games out,
Speaker 5: We'll get the game boards out.
Speaker 1: If you went quick to that, I mean, let's wait
Speaker 1: if it's and let's hope it's not. If it's announced
Speaker 1: that it's more than seven days, then maybe go to
Speaker 1: the board.
Speaker 3: Oh, we've already got a puzzle out, but.
Speaker 5: That's any given night at the post house.
Speaker 1: Geordrew's got this.
Speaker 5: Card game called Sleeping Queens and it's a it's a
Speaker 5: kid's card game. Don't ask me what the object is
Speaker 5: because I still don't know. But I don't know why.
Speaker 5: What it is with my family that we can't actually
Speaker 5: have a game night without at a ruptat We're the.
Speaker 1: Same on all board game nights like this where you're
Speaker 1: playing card games, I think are up there with Monopoly.
Speaker 1: It is combustible. We love playing, and that is I
Speaker 1: will always cheat. Una.
Speaker 5: Oh Chris is constantly cheating.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think it's the dad's right, so cheat.
Speaker 1: You've got to sometimes teach these kids a lesson, you know,
Speaker 1: be wary of someone like me like your dad in life.
Speaker 5: Well he doesn't like a hand, so it just helps
Speaker 5: himself to the pile of cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah me too. If I'm shuffling them as well, I
Speaker 1: want to do is I lick the cars. They stick
Speaker 1: together and a couple of good ones, and so I
Speaker 1: just separate them while they're in my little trick than
Speaker 1: I do pro TEP protests.
Speaker 3: Got some more draw for Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyway, so we're playing Sleeping Queen. Yeah is it
Speaker 1: good going? Oh yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 5: Audrey likes it. She makes the rules up as she goes.
Speaker 5: Chris can't shuffle. Talking of shuffling, I picked put down
Speaker 5: a pair and then picked up the exact same pair
Speaker 5: off the top of the pile.
Speaker 3: He can't shuffle, and it just erupts.
Speaker 1: It's only magicians, right, it's only David Baine the rest
Speaker 1: of us. Do I do that thing where you get
Speaker 1: all the cars and just smish them all together. That's me,
Speaker 1: forty eight year old, ten year old smashed them all together,
Speaker 1: you know, and then so spend you just trying to
Speaker 1: bring them all back into that one essential stack.
Speaker 5: It's just we just can't come together. Have we got
Speaker 5: some audio? I did sneakily record the antics that went on.
Speaker 1: It doesn't get no, it's.
Speaker 9: Random car, it's not you know, just sticking up.
Speaker 1: This is this is amazing.
Speaker 3: It started with laughter in your voices, then that quickly
Speaker 3: went away.
Speaker 1: It's when you go to that last three seconds. It's
Speaker 1: the anatomy of a meltdown during a card or board game.
Speaker 1: Isn't it when you start referring to people's names. I
Speaker 1: hope Chris go that Udi, but Trina, you start using
Speaker 1: the others names. That's you to realize, put it away
Speaker 1: and this is nice? Which is what was this Saturday night?
Speaker 5: This was Saturday night, twenty four hours, twenty four hours
Speaker 5: into lockdown.
Speaker 1: That's great, perhapsy I love that Christian Christian O'Connell show,
Speaker 1: SHAQ Blease Share. They on what you just confined to
Speaker 1: me about? How are you and your wife be on?
Speaker 1: Could play board games? Well?
Speaker 3: We listened to Patsy's audio of their family bickering and
Speaker 3: fighting over how to play the card game. Bianca and
Speaker 3: I are the opposite of that. We play almost in
Speaker 3: complete silence, with only the bare minimum exchange, because then
Speaker 3: you can concentrate on what you're doing in your world.
Speaker 3: So you know, if it's playing Wingspan, our favorite game
Speaker 3: where you collect birds, or even playing Ticket to Ride
Speaker 3: or Kitan, we you know, we could become really silent
Speaker 3: and then only trade words when they're absolutely neat.
Speaker 1: You're right, you want to be in want you know,
Speaker 1: you want to be sat opposite. You love one and
Speaker 1: utter silence in that imaginary, fictitious bird world. Why let
Speaker 1: the real world in? You know, are the Hawks there?
Speaker 1: Then that's why right now I'm with the Hawks and
Speaker 1: the Starlings. You know, you gotta better.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't be good at the game. Actually, hawks are
Speaker 3: some of the highest scoring birds in the game.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't be good at the that bit I struggle with it.
Speaker 3: My song for the weekend, though, is I had a
Speaker 3: huge revelation over the weekend about my marriage, so I
Speaker 3: thought I would share with you guys this song that
Speaker 3: Bianca walked down the aisle to as a cello version
Speaker 3: of Every Breath You Take?
Speaker 1: Do you already have a live shadow estle? Oh?
Speaker 3: This is by a band called Two Cellos.
Speaker 1: Oh, there do some great cover motions. Yeah, anyway, this
Speaker 1: is lovely Every Breath You Take.
Speaker 3: This is before I knew as a song about a stalker. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but this the what happened over the weekend is about
Speaker 3: what happened at the wedding. After that bianker walks down
Speaker 3: the aisle, all beautiful. We agreed to write our own vowels,
Speaker 3: not recite the ones that the person had.
Speaker 1: T and seas everyone just goes agree, agree, confirm.
Speaker 3: I said mine, And then on the day Bianca was
Speaker 3: started to well up and she said, no, I'm too
Speaker 3: emotional to say my vow. Yeah, beautiful, and so she's
Speaker 3: she sort.
Speaker 1: Of allowed to know any of yours. I'd love to
Speaker 1: know what you are.
Speaker 3: I spoke about how I'm really proud of the partnership
Speaker 3: we made and the challenges we overcame. But she lived
Speaker 3: in America when I met her, and she had to
Speaker 3: come away from her family to live in Melbourne. And
Speaker 3: I really poured my heart into it. So it gets
Speaker 3: to Bianca she's too emotional. She does like a hand
Speaker 3: gesture and touches her eye like I'm going to cry.
Speaker 3: I can't do it. I can't do it. So we
Speaker 3: moved on to the like the celebrate, moved on to
Speaker 3: the next part of.
Speaker 2: It again.
Speaker 3: Then what I find out six and a half years later,
Speaker 3: over the weekend, the reason that Bianca didn't say vows
Speaker 3: on the day wasn't because she was too emotional. She
Speaker 3: didn't prepare any This is exactly my reaction on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Why she thought in the moment, I'll improvise something.
Speaker 1: Jazz David said up there, you know it start workshopping
Speaker 1: some stuff.
Speaker 3: This is how she explained it to me on Saturday.
Speaker 3: She said, I thought I would get there improvise something
Speaker 3: and then it would come from the heart, not something
Speaker 3: that I wrote down before. And then when I got there,
Speaker 3: I couldn't think.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like up there, the atmosphere is pretty.
Speaker 1: You know, it's very emotional when you're up there.
Speaker 3: It's not a space to try out for the very first.
Speaker 1: Microphone going singing on love, love anybody. Let's just get
Speaker 1: this going. Let's swarm it up, swarm it up, improv.
Speaker 3: It's improv So I never got the vowels that I
Speaker 3: feel like there's any power impellant the marriage.
Speaker 1: Now, wow, it's a one sided vows.
Speaker 3: I look at somebody like you, Christian, who's talked before
Speaker 3: about having the ceremony again, you've, fifteen years later redid
Speaker 3: your vow Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like a phone contract. You know. I shopped around
Speaker 1: and I got another good deal with her.
Speaker 3: I haven't even got my first one. I haven't one.
Speaker 1: You're as she needs show wedding.
Speaker 3: We need like renewal, we need to renew but I don't.
Speaker 3: I can't do a second one. She needs to do
Speaker 3: her first one.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, right, I'll tell you what. Then
Speaker 1: it's band grew up right now?
Speaker 3: Oh you wanted to improvise?
Speaker 1: Now? No, no, no, I think we need to get
Speaker 1: on the phone next. She's a big, kind hearted woman
Speaker 1: who loves you. You're a great couple together. She needs
Speaker 1: to write some vowels by Friday. We need us. If
Speaker 1: she loves you, we should go with it. We the listeners,
Speaker 1: all of us will be your guests at the wedding.
Speaker 3: Love She'll hate it, I'll love it.
Speaker 1: Wait, the first thing we need to do, right, We
Speaker 1: need two things. One, we need to get your wife
Speaker 1: to say I do.
Speaker 3: Did she actually?
Speaker 1: She worried? Then that was going to appeel something which
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be to.
Speaker 3: Play halfway through? And it's it's really weird to say
Speaker 3: they're on my.
Speaker 1: Own side, the revolution that I'm not married. We almost
Speaker 1: need to book. I know, obviously we're in lockdown this week. However,
Speaker 1: is there anyone who has a cello over the phone?
Speaker 1: Over the phone on Friday, you.
Speaker 5: Take production plays the cello? Producer mel Elga plays the cello.
Speaker 5: You're kidding me, No, I'm serious.
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you play that? With a magic eight ball,
Speaker 1: and then one in a doctor who's although online forum.
Speaker 5: She's amazing.
Speaker 1: How do you know this?
Speaker 5: She told me because I always wanted to learn. We're
Speaker 5: talking about it once, and she said, I just casually
Speaker 5: slipped into conversation.
Speaker 1: I imagine you perhaps with a cello, like picking up
Speaker 1: like Pete townshend from the hoop, and then like Hendrix
Speaker 1: painting behind the head on fire and the smashing it
Speaker 1: like the clash on. All right, well, well we've got
Speaker 1: cello player. We're good to go. This needs a Jack's
Speaker 1: wife sign off for this.
Speaker 2: Christian christin I connell Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 1: When I went to the dancers last week with my
Speaker 1: little tom tum, the dancer called up my records. You know,
Speaker 1: they have a quick look here son. I went, oh,
Speaker 1: last saw you in twenty eighteen. Then he goes to me,
Speaker 1: have you been I went, what since twenty eighteen? I think?
Speaker 1: I mean he got seven minutes for this one? Since
Speaker 1: read the book is twenty eight so much to catch
Speaker 1: up on? Doctor. All right, so this is a situation
Speaker 1: we're walking in on. Jack take us back six and
Speaker 1: a half years too, especial day your wedding day to
Speaker 1: the Lovely Wife Bianca.
Speaker 3: During the ceremony, we wrote our own vowels, Lovely. I
Speaker 3: thought it would be more personal that way than reciting
Speaker 3: what the celebrant had to say. I did mine. Then
Speaker 3: the celebrant says, Bianca, it's your turn to do your vowels.
Speaker 3: She did a gesture that she's welling up with emotion,
Speaker 3: touched her or dabbed at her eyes yep, and said,
Speaker 3: I can't I'll cry, I'm too emotional.
Speaker 1: And this is the scene we've all seen at weddings.
Speaker 3: It's so emotional, and that in itself was kind of
Speaker 3: beautiful that she had something to say, but that she
Speaker 3: was just overcome with emotion.
Speaker 1: She was scared about the commitment.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 1: You're definitely I'm not putting a question mark, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it can look both ways.
Speaker 3: Then six and a half years later, over the weekend,
Speaker 3: I find out it wasn't too much emotion. She never
Speaker 3: wrote any vowels, and on the day she thought she'd improvise,
Speaker 3: and then nothing came to her in the moment.
Speaker 1: There is a place for improvising her lives. It's not
Speaker 1: up there. It's not up there. It's being of someone
Speaker 1: who likes to be off the cuff, but not there.
Speaker 1: You have that lockdown more than any of the words
Speaker 1: you're going to say. They're called vows. It's the only
Speaker 1: time actually say o ows out loud. Even in you know,
Speaker 1: when you're signing in Morga's documents, you don't say that
Speaker 1: one out loud. It's in science, but the one up there.
Speaker 1: There's a reason why we all stick to the script mostly,
Speaker 1: isn't it that everyone's done before you? Millions of people.
Speaker 3: Now, I feel like there's an imbalance in the marriage
Speaker 3: because I've given my vows and I haven't received some back.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Jack, you're in a vowless marriage.
Speaker 1: You're a vowless marriage. The anchor is on the line
Speaker 1: right now. Good morning, the anchor, good morning. Wow, we're
Speaker 1: all good, We're all good. How are you? This is
Speaker 1: a shocking revelation.
Speaker 3: Is a joke to you?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 10: It's not a joke to me.
Speaker 1: I take it very seriously.
Speaker 10: I just didn't know you were going to talk about
Speaker 10: this here because you haven't brought it up at home.
Speaker 3: I didn't know about it until this weekend.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is what my wife does. Suddenly how.
Speaker 6: Is even I got.
Speaker 1: Confused, banger, have done something on your bread, bad boy.
Speaker 1: It is very clear anyone who spends just a small
Speaker 1: amount of time with you guys, you are a genuinely awesome,
Speaker 1: loving couple. You're a lovely couple. You're so clearly in love.
Speaker 1: And when my kids have seen you guys together, I
Speaker 1: think they sort of go, why can't your mum be
Speaker 1: a bit more likely? We're more in nations. Sometimes there's
Speaker 1: never going to beat peace. It's always a temporary one.
Speaker 1: But we come to the table the peace talks. It's
Speaker 1: less of dinner time, more peace talks. Anyway, you two,
Speaker 1: you two are the kind of what I would call
Speaker 1: post a couple of how a marriage should be.
Speaker 3: I think this should have been the vowels. We're very
Speaker 3: well done, Christian.
Speaker 1: I'm to email some of these suits you. How about
Speaker 1: how about because you love Jack.
Speaker 5: Right, thank you? I love him lovely?
Speaker 1: How about you would give you a couple of days
Speaker 1: on Friday? You actually you've prepared some vows like you
Speaker 1: should have done six and half years ago, and you
Speaker 1: say those to Jack, and we, as the listeners were,
Speaker 1: the guests, had a kind of to make this right
Speaker 1: for you for you and more portantly Jack on Friday's show?
Speaker 1: How does that sound?
Speaker 10: So I just write them down and then read them
Speaker 10: out loud, well.
Speaker 1: Not hopefully a bit more emotion than that.
Speaker 3: I make it so clinicals.
Speaker 1: One of my teenage daughters is on the line, what's
Speaker 1: the bare minimum?
Speaker 3: Hond Do you get that?
Speaker 1: I just yeah?
Speaker 10: Does Jack say he's again?
Speaker 3: No, I've done mine. I think I've done mine, because
Speaker 3: then then it's two to one.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, You're right, he's done his permanent
Speaker 1: You agreed, you said, I do remember?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I think this video? Yeah? Always? I tell you who
Speaker 1: doesn't remember his Jack post?
Speaker 3: Remember them?
Speaker 11: Okay, yes, that's fair enough.
Speaker 3: I guess I am looking forward.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's a special about this? Right? This
Speaker 1: Friday is three years of this show of us together?
Speaker 1: And I've always thought what would be a nice way
Speaker 1: to celebrate That wouldn't be nice if Bianca finally gave
Speaker 1: you something else?
Speaker 3: A virtual wedding in the show.
Speaker 1: That's what everyone in Melbourne wants to tune in for
Speaker 1: this right day, the golden wedding for the golden couple
Speaker 1: with the golden vowels.
Speaker 10: That's a lot of pressure.
Speaker 1: There's no pressure. There's no pressure because what you do
Speaker 1: is you just you're a wordsmith. You love You've got
Speaker 1: your book club, you love words, you love books. You've
Speaker 1: got a couple of terrify. This is actually terrifying.
Speaker 10: It's really hard.
Speaker 1: Words much you write it? Christian an email, It's so easy,
Speaker 1: is it? Words?
Speaker 8: I'll work on it from today.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 11: No, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to these vowels. All right, the anchor,
Speaker 1: we will hear the vowels live and Friday show.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you very much, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Jack Post is in a Vowler marriage.
Speaker 3: Already, Bianco. We just had her on the show. She
Speaker 3: was saying how much she loves me. She's going to
Speaker 3: write these vals on Friday already. Straight back to bog
Speaker 3: standing marriage life with the first text she sends after that,
Speaker 3: the guy who's coming to measure the cushions for the
Speaker 3: bench seat can't come because of COVID.
Speaker 1: That's not one I leave out.
Speaker 3: Its drive back into Monday, like this is in a relationship,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 1: I tell you it was very happy that I was
Speaker 1: stuck indoors sick with my wife. What is it they
Speaker 1: love when you when you're trapped in there. It was
Speaker 1: like misery. She she sees the opportunity of me being
Speaker 1: bedroom essentially like you know James carn in Misery to start.
Speaker 1: This is the perfect time, Chris, for us to go
Speaker 1: through our finances. I'm like, oh my god, because I
Speaker 1: couldn't get anywhere other than she had me the finances,
Speaker 1: and at one point I heard her yell from another
Speaker 1: room and she was going through like some sort of
Speaker 1: forensic detective that comes, you know, signing away money. She
Speaker 1: went twenty two. This is a really bad number. Twenty
Speaker 1: two books I've aught the last four weeks. So are
Speaker 1: you re tiring this year?
Speaker 3: What are you going to read?
Speaker 1: Why do you read twenty two books just in four weeks.
Speaker 1: One of them, she says, is this for the kids.
Speaker 1: Was about the history of the Comanche Indians, right we No, No,
Speaker 1: that was for me. She was like, what so we're
Speaker 1: doing this new feature? I need it all right? So
Speaker 1: Jack at his wedding then wrote his own individual vows,
Speaker 1: which I always think is really nice when a couple
Speaker 1: take the time to do that, it's lovely. However, his
Speaker 1: wife be anchor, we just heard was going to improvised her,
Speaker 1: just like in a jazz reef Weddings for Life? Can
Speaker 1: I get a witness? But it never happened. She didn't
Speaker 1: feel the muse. Nothing's coming right now anyway to the reception?
Speaker 1: Who wants a drink?
Speaker 3: I never got my vows on the wedding day.
Speaker 1: So we've Corby Anchor up. She's got this week. She's
Speaker 1: got a couple of days to write these valves after
Speaker 1: six and a half years, and we're going to hear
Speaker 1: them on Friday Show. Now, we've all been to various weddings, okay,
Speaker 1: and all of life happens at weddings. You see people
Speaker 1: breaking up, you see people getting together. What happened at
Speaker 1: the wedding? Right, that's the question some morning, what happened
Speaker 1: at the wedding you were at? I remember years ago?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: There was right? You know when you get everyone gets
Speaker 1: there early, right, it was in a church. It was
Speaker 1: in a church, beauvel Old church, and everyone's there early,
Speaker 1: and you're waiting for the bright to turn up. And
Speaker 1: you know when you're you're just a guess, you're not
Speaker 1: a family member. You're looking around trying to work out,
Speaker 1: oh that looks like his family over there. And then
Speaker 1: there's always there's always every wedding I've been to, there's
Speaker 1: always blessed them one really old person. It's like they've
Speaker 1: all rung around and if you've got a ninety year old, God,
Speaker 1: the close I'm getting the moment it's eighty two.
Speaker 3: They borrowed something Blair, something real, and.
Speaker 1: They're sort of like Elvis. There's sort of they're sort
Speaker 1: of almost carried in and they're like, you know, and
Speaker 1: then people have to go, sorry, I just sit here,
Speaker 1: you know, always right at the front. This old lady
Speaker 1: bless her wasn't really wasn't very well. She starts coughing, okay,
Speaker 1: and this is before COVID where you're like, oh, dear,
Speaker 1: starts coughing and she collapses. Oh no, she dies. She'd
Speaker 1: been very I didn't realize this. None of us knew
Speaker 1: she'd been very, very ill and was dying. And she
Speaker 1: still wants to come to the wedding. It's okay to lot,
Speaker 1: because you know, they eventually they saw all of it. Right,
Speaker 1: this happened. You shouldn't feel bad about laughing, right because
Speaker 1: it was It was gonna be honest. One of the
Speaker 1: strangest things I will ever see. So at the moment,
Speaker 1: right she collapses and everyone's like, you know, they do
Speaker 1: that collection and then people like, is there a doctor here?
Speaker 1: And the priest comes over and then we're all ushered outside.
Speaker 1: The paramedics are called, and then we're told that they
Speaker 1: couldn't revive her. And then I don't know, mate is
Speaker 1: getting married. I'm like, what you're going to play on?
Speaker 1: They paid I.
Speaker 3: Guess you do this so much money, so much time.
Speaker 1: Oh it was like a side door at these churches,
Speaker 1: he near they had trap doors. She was like, I
Speaker 1: saw them taking her out of the back and we
Speaker 1: all actually go back in. You know, the priest had
Speaker 1: given her her final rights. Was an amazing to do. She
Speaker 1: was just about she'd passed, she'd gone to the side.
Speaker 1: They carried on with the wedding and then have to
Speaker 1: say what happened afterwards? You know, some of this is life,
Speaker 1: isn't it. You've got you've got someone who's just who's
Speaker 1: just ended their life, and you've got this young couple
Speaker 1: at the beginning of life together. The best man did
Speaker 1: I mean, I said him afterwards, you've got to do
Speaker 1: the speech of a lifetime. He goes oh, I've got
Speaker 1: all the jokes.
Speaker 3: When you can't do that, No no, no, no no, no, sub
Speaker 3: about the jokes. Something nice about Graham, right.
Speaker 1: I said, you're going to have to improvise something about Nana.
Speaker 1: You can have to just turn it into a dedication
Speaker 1: for Nana and then mention about the celebration of life
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. Don't stick to the script. You've
Speaker 1: got right your tank. And he did. He did it
Speaker 1: very well. Actually he pivoted. He made it about the
Speaker 1: celebration of this old lady passed away, and then he
Speaker 1: celebrated the couple, and it made for it was a
Speaker 1: different atmosphere, all right, but it made for a very
Speaker 1: very unique wedding reception. Right. So anyway, I don't know
Speaker 1: now whether whether you've got any stories about what happened
Speaker 1: at the wedding, but that is why I sought one.
Speaker 1: That someone died and they carried on with the wedding.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, on the show, they were asking you what
Speaker 1: happened at the wedding? Chap Post is getting a makeover
Speaker 1: this Friday. The vowels he was denied as him and
Speaker 1: his wife agreed to their own bespoke vows chat delivered
Speaker 1: his nothing from bi anchor to emotional in the moment.
Speaker 1: We've all been to weddings like that when they get overcome.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen those clips and just people fainting
Speaker 1: at weddings?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why, they're always so funny. It's always a guy. The
Speaker 1: guy just sort of it's always had his whole life,
Speaker 1: denying his heart and his emotion and suddenly goes and
Speaker 1: it just like short circuits, Like it's actually a circuit
Speaker 1: breaker and they just dropped, don't they like into a priest?
Speaker 1: They just saw what is terrible? I could watch those
Speaker 1: all day.
Speaker 3: It's also fun to watch the ensemble cast, like a
Speaker 3: bridesmaid or a broomsman fall over and then the bride
Speaker 3: gets kind of ready out of them because ruining a moment.
Speaker 1: All right, So what happened at the wedding? What did
Speaker 1: you see at the wedding? Known for one four one
Speaker 1: O four three Joanne, Good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Hi, Christian High Team, Hey.
Speaker 1: Johan, welcome to the show. I hope you're well. And
Speaker 1: what happened at the wedding?
Speaker 6: Very well.
Speaker 10: I went to a wedding quite some years ago and
Speaker 10: it was a garden wedding at a pub, so they
Speaker 10: had a garden at the back of the pub where
Speaker 10: a reception was to be at one of the function
Speaker 10: rooms in the pub. And as the bride was walking
Speaker 10: down this beautiful sort of flower lip garden aisle, there
Speaker 10: were quite a few bees that were attracted to her bouquet,
Speaker 10: so it sort of looked like the beauquet was quite
Speaker 10: alive with these bees buzzing around the bauquet as she
Speaker 10: made her way to her groom and then inevitably through
Speaker 10: the ceremony she got stung by a bee on her arm.
Speaker 10: But then, oh no, seen at the reception her her
Speaker 10: arms started to welt up quite red and blotchy from
Speaker 10: the beastings, and some giddy old aunt thought it was
Speaker 10: a good idea to cut an onion in half from
Speaker 10: the catering kitchen part out the back and rub it
Speaker 10: up and down her arm. So is that.
Speaker 3: A well known things?
Speaker 1: I never drunk?
Speaker 10: Possibly, yeah, So you can imagine the stincharm up and
Speaker 10: down the poor brides arm. So you know, as she
Speaker 10: went around sort of towards the end of the evening,
Speaker 10: and everyone was congratulating them and wishing them well on
Speaker 10: their way of raw.
Speaker 8: Smell.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, what a story. Thank you very much to
Speaker 1: give us a you take care this week.
Speaker 10: Thanks guys. Bye.
Speaker 11: And they had a very small weading at our place,
Speaker 11: and we had a couple of witnesses and the witness
Speaker 11: was sort of be a good idea to bring their dogs.
Speaker 1: To bring babies to weddings, right, don't you bring a doctor.
Speaker 11: Before the dog? My dog wasn't over the dog friendly,
Speaker 11: so we separated them. We put my dog in one
Speaker 11: part of the yard and they bug with another was
Speaker 11: halfway through the vow We hear out a lot of
Speaker 11: carry on and my dog has got out, and the
Speaker 11: other they had a bit of argie bargie halfway through
Speaker 11: the vowel, so we had to step the valves, run outside,
Speaker 11: separate the dog, put the dogs back into their.
Speaker 1: Respect, interrupting the vows, roaring dogs.
Speaker 11: Yeah, through the vews, separate the dog, put them back
Speaker 11: to where they belong to boxes. Pregnant at the time,
Speaker 11: so I was just tracking up. By the end of it,
Speaker 11: I was thanky, but I actually managed to get through
Speaker 11: the valve.
Speaker 1: But all was good.
Speaker 11: Everyone ended up playing happily.
Speaker 1: And how about those dogs, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 11: Well they didn't see each other again.
Speaker 10: We didn't.
Speaker 1: I've got three dogs hate each other. I don't know
Speaker 1: why we consider that. They think they like each other.
Speaker 1: They can't stand each other. They're naturally suspicious. They don't
Speaker 1: like other dogs. Do they dogs hate each other?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: They were bringing the dogs, but only way. All okay
Speaker 11: if they got married.
Speaker 1: So that was awesome, all right, Sonia take it. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. You give us a call The Christian
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Speaker 1: Original lyric then got me looking so crazy right now?
Speaker 1: Or is it Sammy Lucas is crazy right now? It's there.
Speaker 1: It's quick, Sammy Lucas, Jake right, Beyonce, who knew all
Speaker 1: these years? I love that? Very good. Tom sins hall
Speaker 1: of favor, John's goot, Prince, let's go crazy. Are we
Speaker 1: going to let the elevator bring us down? Or is it?
Speaker 1: Are we going to let the alligator bring us down? There?
Speaker 1: It's there, Anastasia Christian I was listening to the show
Speaker 1: the other week on the Wheel of Fortunes and you
Speaker 1: spun a whoop there it is for what did you find?
Speaker 1: What a seminal limit? This is? Whoop? There it is?
Speaker 1: But of course tag team or is it whoop that ass?
Speaker 1: Whoop that ass? Yeah? I was here referring to like
Speaker 1: a donkey or something like that. I'm getting the tag
Speaker 1: team talking about there. But yeah, that's there. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Ana, stage you will go to Adrian Adrian
Speaker 1: Christian Jack myself credit for this one. When he sang
Speaker 1: his version of Mambo number five, I realize I've been
Speaker 1: hearing this song wrong the whole time. So the original
Speaker 1: lyric is, come on, Let's ride to the liquor store.
Speaker 1: So comone raight to the liquors? Or is it come on,
Speaker 1: Let's ride to the Nickers store. So comonea raight to
Speaker 1: the liquors. It's not really it is there. I'm hearing
Speaker 1: nickers So comonea ra to the liquors. Nickers store, So
Speaker 1: comona raight to ye? It's there. It's the can you
Speaker 1: hear it? Ratting? Definitely?
Speaker 4: Clear as day?
Speaker 1: Jay two to three, let's some Nickers ince your life, Jack.
Speaker 1: We go now to Matthew Rennie Osie Osbourne Crazy Train.
Speaker 1: The media sells it and you live the role. This
Speaker 1: is a great one, or is it? The media sells
Speaker 1: it and Louis Throw. This song predates Louis Throw being
Speaker 1: a thing, so Ozzie Osborne respect the media sells at
Speaker 1: Louis Throw. Matt I love you heard that. In the
Speaker 1: Hall of Favor. Nathan has got this song radio Head.
Speaker 1: I am the pick in the ice offer clombing up
Speaker 1: the walls, or is it second mention of this word today,
Speaker 1: I am the pimply ass. This is a very radiohead lyric.
Speaker 1: He's the pimp Tommy Milk and the ass of life.
Speaker 3: Again, we're talking about a donkey there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, are we hearing it? I think you
Speaker 1: got a pimply ass really there? Yeah, as he's saying,
Speaker 1: I've got a pimple in my ass. Anyway, I don't
Speaker 1: know why I spec you out that we don't need that.
Speaker 3: Get under the I'm sorry, I still.
Speaker 1: Got problems, Team Nathan Jacob out one last one here
Speaker 1: from junior listener Ryany Morris shoutouts or the kids having
Speaker 1: to get back to homeschool this week. But Ryany Morris,
Speaker 1: thirteen year old at Har's take on me, I'll be
Speaker 1: gone in a day, or is it I'll be gone
Speaker 1: bitter tea. I really love the simplicity of this. It's
Speaker 1: like he really holds the note on the bitter tea. Riley,
Speaker 1: with your thirteen year olds, you've found a great one there,
Speaker 1: I'll be gone bitter tea. Mortn harket over to you.
Speaker 4: You all had one of those tees?
Speaker 1: Well, God, I really did the tea bag in.
Speaker 4: Favor.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much Riley and everyone's sending them in
Speaker 1: the rat then.
Speaker 2: Nickers in that Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: That's to be honest. Did you have that mad rush
Speaker 1: around like my wife did on Thursday, trying to get
Speaker 1: everything ready before the lockdown. Yes, she puts in to
Speaker 1: get her head on. It was I heard her begging,
Speaker 1: I say, begging, bullying the headdresses to let her in.
Speaker 1: I'm a regular customer, one of those I will bury you.
Speaker 1: And then she also got an appointment. My wife is upset.
Speaker 1: Do you have a lash lady? Well?
Speaker 5: I did, but I've backed off on the lashes, but
Speaker 5: I would like another one.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I've leaned heaven into that lash lady, Michelle.
Speaker 1: That's her best mate. The lash lady. She got a
Speaker 1: call as well. It's like it's only going to be
Speaker 1: seven days, Brady, your lash is going to get.
Speaker 3: The lushes at home? Or does she go to a place.
Speaker 1: She goes to a place.
Speaker 3: Had a lush lady come to the house. I came
Speaker 3: home one day the lash lady, isn't it? She was
Speaker 3: lying backwards on the couch with her head towards the ceiling,
Speaker 3: and the lady I had never seen before sitting on
Speaker 3: the chair, touching my wife's eyes.
Speaker 1: That's the lady. It's a big thing. I reckon, Lash.
Speaker 1: Ladies were ringing off the hook Thursday. They get more
Speaker 1: calls than the vaccine center. Also, I wasn't going about
Speaker 1: we're back into that world now of all about today?
Speaker 1: Do you know have you heard? What time is it? Eleven?
Speaker 1: What was it eleven thirty? Are they still adding up numbers?
Speaker 1: Is it a recount? Duck? And Dan Andrews is watching
Speaker 1: that press conference every day at home?
Speaker 3: Oh, because he's still He's not on TV, is he?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you mean? He's not involving anything on TV?
Speaker 1: TV presenter's that guy. He had a couple of seasons
Speaker 1: last year, three seasons, and they come back with a
Speaker 1: fourth season off his favorite show. But he's not in it.
Speaker 3: No, I mean he's not doing any of the press conferences.
Speaker 1: He's hard, he's still learning, watching every episode, dragging him
Speaker 1: out there on a stretcher, Dan to say a few words.
Speaker 1: But he's got I reckon, he's got that north face
Speaker 1: ready though he's going what soon He's coming July? The
Speaker 1: north Faces back on only on the show. Then we
Speaker 1: talked about how there's going to be a very special
Speaker 1: show this Friday. That's the sort of thing friends you
Speaker 1: used to say, didn't they a very special guest star?
Speaker 1: But there is. Jack is having a an opportunity to
Speaker 1: get something he did now six and a half years
Speaker 1: ago his wedding, him and his wife Bianca did their
Speaker 1: own vowels bespoken, well Jack did. Bianca thought she would
Speaker 1: improvise something up there and the most the moment became
Speaker 1: too much show. She got too much, too much emotion,
Speaker 1: which happens to a lot of people. Totally understandable. It
Speaker 1: meant poor Jackie boy has left with this. He's been
Speaker 1: short changed.
Speaker 3: She got a vow for six years, I haven't really
Speaker 3: been in a marriage. I've done my part. Ancher hasn't
Speaker 3: come all the way to make me.
Speaker 1: So we called her up this morning and she's going
Speaker 1: to write the vows that Jack was denied six and
Speaker 1: a half years ago, and we're going to hear them
Speaker 1: on Friday show. So now I know that the first
Speaker 1: song that you your your first dance was every Breath
Speaker 1: You Take.
Speaker 3: No, that was what Bianca walked down the aisle to,
Speaker 3: What's your first Dance? Our first dance was a guy
Speaker 3: called Frank Turner English.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we need a wedding singer. Watched it off,
Speaker 1: watched it off. I watched it over the weekend, right
Speaker 1: with the kids. Wedding singer and they'd never seen it before.
Speaker 1: That is a funny movie, really, really one of Sounder's best.
Speaker 1: That is a great But we need a wedding singe
Speaker 1: for this, right we absolutely you have to have that. Also,
Speaker 1: you were saying, now we need a is it cellist
Speaker 1: or cello wist?
Speaker 3: I think it's a celloist.
Speaker 1: Is it celloist with the or do they draw the
Speaker 1: o for the Is its cellist soft? No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Today in.
Speaker 3: A word bristly, I feel like I just my English exams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's telling you what it is. It's a person
Speaker 1: we don't yet know who's got one of them, the cello,
Speaker 1: one of those big violins, a massive guitar. You put
Speaker 1: up right, that guitar, right, we need one of those
Speaker 1: as well. We need a live you know that word
Speaker 1: sometimes you say, we don't quite have to say it,
Speaker 1: she's just go heype that people. Yeah, I need to
Speaker 1: say it again. Guys, we need one of them so
Speaker 1: you can help us out with a wedding singer or Hellen.
Speaker 1: Give it to the.
Speaker 2: Course Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Today's Price on the outwork time waste, One Electric day
Speaker 1: completely sold out, one Electric day rightly so great, down
Speaker 1: up this sheer live music back at where are we
Speaker 1: park in November? The only place you can win your
Speaker 1: tickets is here on gold You can win a pair
Speaker 1: right now. We're looking for your sick songs. Just give
Speaker 1: your heads up. Jackie Boy ten minutes ago asked me
Speaker 1: how to spell diarrhea comedy be coming lay the runs
Speaker 1: fast and quick.
Speaker 3: I crossed that one out.
Speaker 4: I can do it.
Speaker 3: No request at the end of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this morning we're looking for your six songs.
Speaker 1: I've got Pimply the best. Oh god, oh yeah. It's
Speaker 1: some people you can't come into work, but you've got
Speaker 1: them Pimples. Well no, I'm taking a day off from
Speaker 1: Pimple comes the plague or the bbonic plague. That really
Speaker 1: was Pimples Bronze damn it, I could justify it. We
Speaker 1: were talking about the song earlier Whoop there it is, yeah,
Speaker 1: whooping calf. There it is weping calf. There it is
Speaker 1: silver moving him up moves like arthurritis. It's raining fleme Yeah, Gold,
Speaker 1: twist and gout Silver going back down them now. I
Speaker 1: should have just left it up the hill.
Speaker 3: He's gonna go.
Speaker 1: Down the other side. It's such a long way down, Jack,
Speaker 1: You boy, what have you got for?
Speaker 3: Six songs Ruby Aday Ruby a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Oh that's very good, God plus thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm flu dubb a d dubb a dye.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's good. Yeah, Yeah, he's coming down the mountain now.
Speaker 1: Bronze Long, I.
Speaker 3: Sent quicker, sent down, Living La fever local.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Yeah, Solid Bronze by Sicky Martin. Oh No,
Speaker 1: doubler to a gold for that.
Speaker 3: Hunts Hunters and Collectors sung, Do you sneeze? What I sneeze?
Speaker 1: Fumble delivery, fumbled execution Bronze and.
Speaker 3: Do you want the diarrhea one or should we leave
Speaker 3: it in the bin? It it's another blue one. I'm
Speaker 3: blue dub a d dubble diarrhea my word two.
Speaker 1: From one song The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, Jack, you're
Speaker 1: ready to mark, Let's go. Sickness songs. Six songs with
Speaker 1: or without flu Silver Caine, Tummy's too tight to mention, Gold,
Speaker 1: that's very good. Jam run to poo.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4: It is silver plus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look the offspring got to keep it regurgitated gold
Speaker 1: with her without spew silver all the shingles, ladies Gold
Speaker 1: Mamma malaria.
Speaker 3: Gold plus.
Speaker 1: Uh, take a chunder on me, Abba Silver plus. That'll
Speaker 1: take a chance on me. Oh dear Judy, I Snott
Speaker 1: you babe silver. We don't need another hemorrhoid.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 1: Uh, not any better man that comes from down nice
Speaker 1: pearl jam reference sicky, sicky bang.
Speaker 3: Bang not a I guess it's a movie. Yeah it
Speaker 3: is still not that good.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, girls just want to have fungus. Carly Silver
Speaker 1: plus on a Monday, Carly coughing on Heaven's door. Gold Scott,
Speaker 1: well done, you're the croaky voice. Tanya Gold Mump samea
Speaker 1: gold Champagne super hangover? Is it an illness?
Speaker 3: Self imposed?
Speaker 1: Silver? U? Born to run Gold That should have been
Speaker 1: my song for the last seven days. Born to runs,
Speaker 1: Uh smells like teen spew gold. There's too many sickness
Speaker 1: ones total clips of a wet fim who put that
Speaker 1: one through? Come on, standards, standards team that should not
Speaker 1: be in there. Do not market Jack.
Speaker 3: That's pretty funny. We can't give them the tickets though, No,
Speaker 3: we're not giving.
Speaker 1: Them the tickets. No baby got bad back? Oh silver
Speaker 1: heaving on a jet plate?
Speaker 4: Gold?
Speaker 1: Uh hm pop right? I think we had enough, but
Speaker 1: backing their joys away now you ruin what was a
Speaker 1: nice thing?
Speaker 3: Listeners, I've given the winner to Born to run, so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Christian
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast