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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: So basically two weeks if you're just joining.

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Speaker 3: Us, we have been trying to trade from a bag

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Speaker 3: of peanuts that Melanie received for Christmas. Yeah, two return

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Speaker 3: flights to Paris for her and her husband. If you've

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Speaker 3: missed any of it, if you've missed any of the trades,

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Speaker 3: have a listen to this Will.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Here's everything we've traded so far, ticking eggs, a refrigerated

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Speaker 3: dog water bott it's a trade.

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Speaker 4: I want to trade over a remote control track that

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Speaker 4: we're going.

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Speaker 2: To take that of my control tracktibate.

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Speaker 3: I'll go a three thinly brand new surfboard in a

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Speaker 3: Thermo bag.

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Speaker 4: I have a Kayaki that.

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Speaker 1: I want to get rid of my garrowkon two thousand

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Speaker 1: and nine. Got a name.

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Speaker 2: The name is Lucy here. Wow, you've got yourself a tried.

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Speaker 4: By Jeep Grand Cherokee to return tickets to Japan.

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Speaker 5: Not Paris, but close enough.

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Speaker 2: How much did you pay for the tickets to Japan?

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Speaker 4: We paid sixteen hundred including luggage. My god, I've got

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Speaker 4: a motorpocle.

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Speaker 6: It's called a Passo Access three hundred. This brand new

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Speaker 6: bb is.

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Speaker 2: Henry will take the sexy motorbike, my friends. And now

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Speaker 2: we've got.

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Speaker 4: Three hundred thousand Virgin Australia points.

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Speaker 2: Huge moment. He's got a journey.

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Speaker 3: Huge moment, Jenny, I mean absolute pandemonium in here. We

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Speaker 3: all the whole team went out celebrated Struth almighty.

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Speaker 2: What a moment.

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Speaker 3: But now comes down to whether those three hundred thousand

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Speaker 3: points actually gets Melanie the return flights that she so

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Speaker 3: designs to Paris.

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Speaker 2: Now, we made sure that Melanie can't hear this.

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Speaker 5: I think that's very important because we're not going to

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Speaker 5: tell her now whether or not she's there. She's going

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Speaker 5: to be in the studio after five o'clock today.

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Speaker 3: Yes, And the reason we're actually bringing her in here

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Speaker 3: will is because the producers have done some work behind

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Speaker 3: the scenes as to how we can spend the three

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Speaker 3: hundred thousand velocity points, and they've got it down to

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Speaker 3: three options. I can't work girls, Yeah, outstanding work. Wow,

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Speaker 3: the dossier flawless, no notes. So option one, I mean

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Speaker 3: this is big. Three hundred thousand velocity points will get you.

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Speaker 3: This is option one two. Economy flights to Paris. Wow,

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Speaker 3: return Wow, that's that's it right. But Okay, she did

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Speaker 3: ask for a luxury trip though, right, so you have

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Speaker 3: to go on that's no. As part of this she

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Speaker 3: would get hostel accommodation for a week, So not I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't call that luxurious.

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Speaker 2: You tend to stay in youth hostels when you travel,

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Speaker 2: I like hanging out with the kids. Would you say?

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Speaker 2: I would you? It really came out right, Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: You like to you like to feel like you're still youthful.

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Speaker 3: I like to like I've still got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: but you wouldn't say they're luxurious.

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Speaker 2: No, okay.

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Speaker 3: Also part of this package tens of euros in spending money,

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Speaker 3: Like we're literally talking probably two euro a day to

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Speaker 3: maybe get yourself across on okay, certain thing that a

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Speaker 3: cut it for a croissant. You're getting half a croissant,

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Speaker 3: get you? Yeah, good, Get.

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Speaker 2: All right? Paris.

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Speaker 3: Option number two, get yourself a caffee beautiful with coffee

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Speaker 3: in the French. Okay, just an espresso though yes, no milk.

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Speaker 3: You cannot at the milk anyway. Paris Option number two

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Speaker 3: you get for you This is this is this has

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Speaker 3: been to Paris before. I'm not sure if I mentioned

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Speaker 3: that you have many times okay, Paris. Option number two

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Speaker 3: one business class flight to Paris, so she'd have to

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Speaker 3: ditch her husband and.

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Speaker 2: Also got to fly out of Perth. She'd have to

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Speaker 2: get she'd have to get to make your own way

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Speaker 2: to Perth. Make your own way to Perth?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Return business and return business? Last flight to Paris? But again,

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Speaker 3: hard conversation with the hobby? Is it?

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Speaker 2: I'd taste it?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, now this is an interesting one. Or no,

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Speaker 3: a com with the business? Sorry, yeah, no, you're just

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Speaker 2: The park bench. You're just on the streets park bench.

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Speaker 2: Probably take a tent. There's actually lots of tents in Paris. Sure, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Anyway, they're called SDF. No one cares without a house.

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Speaker 5: I'm speaking about it real we can socioeconomic problem, but

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Speaker 5: I think it needs attention.

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Speaker 2: Flips it on me, all right. Option three to Paris,

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Speaker 2: and there's a big one.

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Speaker 3: Return return flights, luxury accommodation for a week, yes, transfers

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Speaker 3: to and from the airport, the thousands in spending money

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Speaker 3: and a luxury experience out there. Choosing which could be

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Speaker 3: a helicopter flight. Oh wow, you're probably wondering, how why

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Speaker 2: More an option for yes, talk to me.

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Speaker 3: It's because option three takes you to Paris Creek, which

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Speaker 3: is beautiful spot in Adelaide Apparently beautiful flights.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, just like being in Paris itself. And obviously

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Speaker 2: you get all the all the spending money there.

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Speaker 3: So you're flying to Adelaide and then get your luxury

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Speaker 3: accommodation et cetera. Transfer, yeah, airport transfer absolutely, and and

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Speaker 3: a scenic helicopter flight. Apparently the week from Skyview is

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Speaker 3: just a diful Paris creek that is not quite a river,

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Speaker 3: just a creek. Anyway, Melanie is going to be coming

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Speaker 3: in at five. We are going to say to her,

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Speaker 3: you choose.

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Speaker 2: Oh so she just gets the bigger the monk.

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Speaker 3: Three hundred thousand points gets any of those options. It's

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Speaker 3: only fair she chooses. Anyway, what are you choosing?

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Speaker 2: There? A sorry, so pause it. So what do you?

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Speaker 2: What are you? What are you choosing?

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Speaker 3: I reckon, I'm going two economy flights to Paris. I'm

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Speaker 3: not ditching hobby and I'm staying in the youth hostel

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Speaker 3: for a week. You've done it, Bring back the youth,

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Speaker 3: you know, then they'll feel like they're young again because

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Speaker 3: they've been to Paris.

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Speaker 2: Old How old are they? How old, Melanie? That's a

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Speaker 2: rude question, mate, No, I'm asking as I'm asking in Georgia.

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Speaker 1: I think late thirties.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Melanie joins us in the studio right now. Welcome Melanie,

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Speaker 2: Thank you, thanks for having me. Of course, what a ride?

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Speaker 2: What a ride?

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Speaker 5: Nol.

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Speaker 2: Have you been listening to that?

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Speaker 1: I have?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, all the way through?

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Speaker 3: What were you thinking, like maybe the first few aids

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Speaker 3: in Like, were you ever believing that we were.

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Speaker 2: Going to get you something decent?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: I was very skeptical. Appreciate that. Appreciate I'm trying.

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Speaker 5: You're honest about that from the start as well. There's

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Speaker 5: no surprise there for me. You were kind of like,

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Speaker 5: you know, it was kind of hard to like you

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Speaker 7: Really it was like a person.

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Speaker 5: No, No, I know, it was just you know, the

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Speaker 5: honesty was quite brutal, and a number of times we

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Speaker 5: were slaving away over this, and the producer was sort

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Speaker 5: of trading items for people all over Austra.

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Speaker 2: There are a lot of questions and how grateful you were.

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Speaker 2: But now that you're here.

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Speaker 7: I'm trying to think we're very grateful. You have done

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Speaker 7: a good job so far.

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Speaker 2: So when when did you? When did you join us?

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Speaker 5: We're not quite like, thank you so much because I'm

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Speaker 5: going to parras. I've had a coat job. Guys, just

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Speaker 5: you know, speak to me when you're done.

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Speaker 2: That's got it. It feels like we've been doing it

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Speaker 2: for like our boss or like you know.

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Speaker 5: I know how you've managed to flip this on us

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Speaker 5: so quickly when we've spent the last two weeks trading.

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Speaker 2: Items every down in the radio view.

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Speaker 5: But I really do feel like you'd be a very

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Speaker 5: harsh task master. And what do you know, both very

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Speaker 5: scared of strong female figures.

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Speaker 7: That's right, just female.

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Speaker 2: Don't speak for me. Don't you dare speak for me.

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Speaker 2: Momm if you're listening, Love you.

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Speaker 3: Because you joined us on air. I reckon when we

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Speaker 3: were at Surfboard correct, yes, and you like you had

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Speaker 3: some pretty nasty words to say to us about how

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I remember that. I remember that.

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Speaker 3: So the fact of the matter is, though, Melanie, we

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Speaker 3: have got three hundred thousand velocity.

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Speaker 7: Points and that's amazing.

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Speaker 2: See I don't need you.

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Speaker 7: That is good because that's closer to the goal.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now we're talking. So do you have

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Speaker 2: a rough I don't believe it. Actually good try boys,

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Speaker 2: you're getting warmer. You're getting warmer.

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Speaker 5: The thing that I want and have given you nothing for,

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Speaker 5: and that you've worked for two weeks for peanuts, peanuts

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Speaker 5: very and Chloe loves those peanuts.

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Speaker 2: But we just swopped with Chloe for the eggs.

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Speaker 7: I have to get a souvenir, won't I?

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Speaker 2: If you go, I have to if you go?

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Speaker 3: Now, would you have taken the Japan trip, by the way,

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Speaker 3: because a couple of trades ago we got return flights

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Speaker 3: to Japan.

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Speaker 7: I'm thinking, I'm thinking that's a thinking face, because Japan

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Speaker 7: has been on the cards. But I know my husband

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Speaker 7: I met in Paris. We can get back if this

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Speaker 7: is not a success. It's just it's hard. It's too

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Speaker 7: hard now to get there, and it'd be great for

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Speaker 7: us to return to where we first met.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you get in Paris whereabouts?

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Speaker 3: In Paris on a pub crawl, like how you had

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Speaker 3: the first interaction between you and your husband and the

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Speaker 3: pub crawl, so.

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Speaker 7: We all met at one specific spot for the pub crawl.

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Speaker 1: It was a bar.

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Speaker 7: I don't know what it was called, but it was

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Speaker 7: near some fountain. So if I can find the fountain,

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Speaker 7: I'll find the bar.

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Speaker 2: Brilliant.

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Speaker 7: And then we just chatted then and we went bar

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Speaker 7: hop into about four or five bars, ended up at

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Speaker 7: a nightclub. And my husband can do the moonwalk and

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Speaker 7: if you can dance? I mean, that was it.

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Speaker 1: That was He's got moved.

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Speaker 7: So I was like, oh great, and then we just

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Speaker 7: got chatting. And his parents were English, so that's how

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Speaker 7: we got chatting at the start.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wow, And now you've been a straight for hell long.

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Speaker 7: I emigrated two thousand and four, A long time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, so yeah, no, you're right, Paris a

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Speaker 2: long way away.

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Speaker 3: Do you think three hundred thousand points is enough to

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Speaker 3: get what's your husband's name?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Ryan?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 2: Do you think it's enough to get you and Ryan

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Speaker 2: to Paris?

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Speaker 7: I was a flight attendant for many years before I

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Speaker 7: was made redundant in COVID. Maybe, but maybe for one,

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Speaker 7: probably not for two. With the points that I'm thinking.

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Speaker 7: You're looking all, okay, you're looking worried.

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Speaker 7: I believe his employee. Here.

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Speaker 2: There you go here if you listening. We've got three

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Speaker 5: We're going to go to a song, yep, and then

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Speaker 5: we'll find out whether one of those options is a

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Speaker 3: They looked at what you can possibly get with three

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Speaker 2: Ryan, are there? Ryan? Heard you do a killer moonwalk? Ryan?

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Speaker 4: I'm a bit old now I need a bit of oil.

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Speaker 3: Ryan, I think I think you can make this decision

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Speaker 2: So I'm just going to go through.

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Speaker 5: Ran involved in the decision, but you don't want to

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Speaker 7: Sorry, yache ever, one person's decision.

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Speaker 2: You can got to be male's choice. Their hair peanuts, Mel.

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Speaker 2: Option one.

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Speaker 3: Two economy flights to Paris. Wow, not finished, hostel accommodation

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Speaker 3: Yes, and all you have to do is get yourself

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Speaker 2: We would have to you'd have to get yourself to Perth.

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Speaker 5: One, that's all one right, option gave peanuts, Melody, we're working, working,

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Speaker 7: Acon short for accommodation.

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Speaker 2: A comma Acon.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm saying the rapper's name Acon. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: Option three, Melanie lonely.

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Speaker 3: Option three return flight to Paris, luxury accommodation for one week,

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Speaker 7: That's option three, and that's for two people.

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Speaker 3: That's for two people. Okay, more catch with that one?

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Speaker 5: So sorry, it's just a luxury return trip to Paris,

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Speaker 7: When we think thousands of dollars of spending money, is

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Speaker 1: The same thousands.

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Speaker 2: To the producers? Producers, would she be able to buy

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Speaker 5: So let's go through the options. Two economy flights to Paris.

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Speaker 2: You're in it. You're in a hostel, and we'll give

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Speaker 5: Mate. Is one business class flight to Paris, that's just you.

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Speaker 2: And Ryan, I'm not sure if you can hear here

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Speaker 4: No I can hear you.

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Speaker 2: That would not include you.

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Speaker 4: I understood that.

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Speaker 2: Option free. It's fun to double jake.

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Speaker 5: Paris Creek, gorgeous spot, beautiful out Adelaide, return flights, luxury accommodation,

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Speaker 2: On whatever they all day have there And right, do

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Speaker 2: you want to speak to Ryan?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 7: What are you thinking? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Well, obviously the first the first option is probably the

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Speaker 2: As well. Guys, I mean, I don't want to impress

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Speaker 7: You, but there is I probably wouldn't do the third option.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, we'll wipe that out.

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Speaker 3: Google Paris Creek on just before No, is there a

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Speaker 2: To Paris Creek.

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Speaker 7: No option three. We're going to go to Paris.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 5: This is basically I mean, it's very healthy to choose

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Speaker 2: Sign of a strong relationship.

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Speaker 5: Someone might say, if you can do that, or I mean,

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Speaker 7: No, that's not what we're doing it for initially, so

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't take No, I'm not selfish. I can't do that.

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Speaker 7: I wouldn't do that to him. He deserves a break

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Speaker 2: So just to confirm you're going Option one, is that right?

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Speaker 3: Run?

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Speaker 2: Option one?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Option one?

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Speaker 2: To thank you?

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Speaker 7: Thank you, Thanks everyone, thank you, thank you for everyone

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Speaker 7: that traded. We really need a break and really need

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: Paris from a bag of Peter, I know who would

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Speaker 4: No, obviously, thanks, Thanks guys all the hard work that

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Speaker 7: He's a nice guy. Everyone likes Ryan, everyone really, I

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Speaker 2: Take the business Lass Lives. It's not too late.

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Speaker 3: Okay, my sister has been bugging me for a number

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Speaker 2: My sister joins us on the show Massive right now, Sarah, welcome. Hey,

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Speaker 2: we're bloody doing it. But I really put you up

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Speaker 2: to it here, Sarah. I feel for Sarah. You've been

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Speaker 5: There will be gold has she? Have you actually said that, Sarah?

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Speaker 5: What it's going to be the best radio idea ever?

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Speaker 6: No, I never said that.

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Speaker 3: He said it would be strong. He said it would

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Speaker 3: But Sarah, I feel like I won't do it justice.

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Speaker 3: Can you tell everyone what you want to talk about?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So just it's a background what's about Facebook? Marketplace romance?

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Speaker 6: And the reasons came about was my husband went and

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Speaker 2: And sorry, sorry, what the hell.

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Speaker 2: I lovely? He's a lovely guy that I wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: telling you everyone. He's got a backpack on his suit.

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Speaker 6: Bold his suit in this back go into work in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant. I think it's brilliant. Anyway, So he's going on, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: just could he what does Luke do?

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Speaker 3: Needs no crases any suit anyway, So he's going to

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So anyway, it gets the backpack and I think he

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Speaker 6: And then I was like, oh yeah, and then he's

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Speaker 6: I was like sorry what? And then he was joking.

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Speaker 6: He's like I'm joking. I was like okay, But I

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Speaker 6: But then also I want to know has anyone actually

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I want to know if anyone has met This is.

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Speaker 3: Weird, but it feels like a fantasy of yours. So thirty,

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Speaker 3: I know that said, I know that's bed, but it

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Speaker 2: Marketplace? Take the calls up? Next?

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Speaker 5: On Will and Woody, your sister had a topic for

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, Sarah. You're you're very confident this is

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Speaker 3: Was I Well, I think given that you were pitching

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, because it happened, because it happened to your

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Speaker 5: everyone real, it's a.

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Speaker 2: Real thing, that's it. He put it back and there was.

451
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:29,200
Speaker 7: In it.

452
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: That's the best thing. And the divorced woman who was

453
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: selling it, Oh.

454
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was Flurtigris started flirting mine. So, Sarah, I

455
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:43,280
Speaker 3: do want to inform you that nobody has called up

456
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Speaker 3: to answer that.

457
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 2: Question, being I've been doing this.

458
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 3: I've been doing this show for seven years, Sarah, and

459
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,000
Speaker 3: this is the first topic where no one has called up.

460
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 6: You're having me. This is all prank.

461
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 2: Hang on.

462
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 6: Running off the hook right now, You're why.

463
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,960
Speaker 2: I can take a photo for you. We do have

464
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: one person here though, who would like to comment on

465
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:10,080
Speaker 2: what you've just done. It's our brother Tom. Tom.

466
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Speaker 3: Thanks having Just so you know, Sarah has pitched the

467
00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 3: topic and no one called it was a massive fail.

468
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:28,120
Speaker 5: Sarah from the city. She did a comedy show. Probably

469
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,040
Speaker 5: I won't see it.

470
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 2: Who's between you has a bit of tension between you.

471
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 5: Two broms come in here really nice to you because

472
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,000
Speaker 5: you guys both had nice things to share and congratulate

473
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Speaker 5: each other on.

474
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 2: But she was trying to be nice to you. But

475
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,399
Speaker 2: she's just digging this. There's nothing to congratulate you on

476
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 2: at the moment, which is if you were nice to me,

477
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 2: you'd be like, oh wow, that sucks. Let me get

478
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 2: around you bit.

479
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:51,720
Speaker 1: Well, I just heard you hate women, so.

480
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 2: Rumors going around. I have heard that that's popping up

481
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Speaker 2: in the industry.

482
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Speaker 1: Who all the crying women out there saying it?

483
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 2: So that's what I heard. Pretty me wrong.

484
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: He hasn't said he's not. He hasn't changed my mind.

485
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: Has he's in trage?

486
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 5: I'm comment because I was going to get myself into

487
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 5: hot water because you don't speak to women.

488
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Speaker 1: I got.

489
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Speaker 5: I got almost having a hot water yesterday a little bit. Yeah,

490
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 5: what'd you do someone if they were Asian?

491
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Speaker 2: On the radio?

492
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 3: Yeah?

493
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Speaker 1: Okay, why would you ask that?

494
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,560
Speaker 2: They made?

495
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Speaker 5: They said something about it, like the stereotyped Asians? And

496
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Speaker 5: I was like, just to confirm before we pull your

497
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Speaker 5: fader down, are you Asian? Are you just speaking from

498
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Speaker 5: you know?

499
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:38,719
Speaker 2: And were they?

500
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Speaker 5: Oh?

501
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she was.

502
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,919
Speaker 2: She was a woman though, so he.

503
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Speaker 1: Imagine imagine she was an Asian woman. You would have

504
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 1: you would have burned the studio down?

505
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 5: Is that not? On my watch?

506
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 2: That number? Block that number?

507
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,879
Speaker 1: I didn't think they let women have phones.

508
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 3: Let's move on, come on, let's talk about speaking of Yeah.

509
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,440
Speaker 3: I saw something on social media which actually made me sad.

510
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 3: It was it was you in a playground looking like

511
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: you're having an existential crisis on some sort of like

512
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 3: spinny spinny thing on a playground, and that was that

513
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 3: was your daughter taking a photo of you.

514
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she had my phone and you guys have kids.

515
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how you feel about parks.

516
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hate them.

517
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: I hate them so much? Why because it's been eleven

518
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: years of me frequenting those horrible hell escapes and there

519
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: just and you have to chat to the other parents,

520
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: and they're always the same question, how old your who cares?

521
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: I don't know.

522
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: Why do they call it your one as well?

523
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Speaker 7: Yeah?

524
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Speaker 2: They don't get the gender. Well, they're exactly terrified, Like

525
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 2: just just say misgendering? Is that a thing?

526
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah?

527
00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,160
Speaker 2: It sounds that you're about to cut off their genitals,

528
00:25:59,160 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 2: doesn't it?

529
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: Got mischief nineteen eighty four?

530
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 7: In here?

531
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Speaker 1: What's going on over here?

532
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 2: Women? We're back. I just when there's a woman talking

533
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,880
Speaker 2: in the studio, I just need to put it back

534
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,800
Speaker 2: in her place. I will reach for the if I

535
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 2: need to. I'm wanting you, I am wanting you.

536
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate this. So my elder daughter, who was eleven,

537
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: just filmed me as I was sitting there trying to

538
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: zone out. Just go to another place.

539
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 2: Where do you go from there? Because this just looks

540
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 2: like you're having seriously like a.

541
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Speaker 1: Cross anywhere, Afghanistan, anywhere, just Wolf Creek, I don't care anywhere.

542
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: Let's put a bit of nest into this.

543
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 5: Why do you hang out with children so much like

544
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,199
Speaker 5: because I made them? Yeah, there's that, But you were

545
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,080
Speaker 5: a teacher as well, so I think there would be.

546
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Speaker 5: I thought, I feel as if you know you chose

547
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 5: to have kids, you've been a teacher. I don't want

548
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 5: to hold you accountable for your life choices.

549
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,119
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, you kind of got to stop winging, don't you.

550
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: Do you say that to all women? Is that that

551
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 1: comment you say to all women? I was just wondering,

552
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: is that what you're saying?

553
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 2: Don't go I've just got you. I want to ask you.

554
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 5: I want to ask you about being a teacher. Okay,

555
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 5: do you not talking about this before? You're going to

556
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 5: know a little bit behind the scenes gear teacher wise?

557
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 2: Yes? What do teachers actually talk about it and stuff?

558
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: Okay, this is a huge part in my show because

559
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: I'd ask people. I said, Okay, I'm being a stand

560
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: up medium for about five years now, and I was like,

561
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Speaker 1: it's time to do a solo show about my ten

562
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: years of being a teacher. Yea, every single year teachers

563
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: will come to the show, for people I used to

564
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: work with, or people just you know, I don't know

565
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: that they've found a little bit of money, and so

566
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 1: they'll come along and then they'll say, like there was

567
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: always every show I've had a little bit about teaching,

568
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,360
Speaker 1: and then I would go on and do anything else

569
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Speaker 1: because I just figured, like, my real excuse, my excuse

570
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 1: that I use was no one actually cares about him,

571
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: So I thought it'd be boring. But then people kept

572
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: asking me. I thought, okay, fine, I'll just do a

573
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: show about it. That'll be easy because it's just ten

574
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: years of story that I have just exactly. I'm like,

575
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: this will be easy to write. But then when I

576
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: actually sat down to write it, I was like, oh,

577
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: this is this is actually awful because I had to

578
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: go through ten years of trauma because like every day

579
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, this story is funny, but also I felt

580
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: like I was gonna die.

581
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 2: You know, they can you just give me an example, though,

582
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 2: I'm like, you did not enjoy teaching?

583
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 1: No, Okay, So I actually liked it. For most of

584
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 1: the time, I liked it, but then every now and

585
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: then I would get a kid like you will who

586
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 1: just don't tried to Did you do it just the women?

587
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 2: Or that I was, We've got moret we didn't got

588
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 2: a song. I need a cold glass of water in it.

589
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 5: Stat if you see Comedy Festival show and see She's

590
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 5: got a Brandy shows called Who's Talking available livenation dot com.

591
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Speaker 6: Dot A.

592
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Speaker 5: You we're just talking about a big part of your show,

593
00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 5: which is that used to be a high school teacher

594
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 5: from long time. And I was asking you, because I

595
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 5: think everybody wants to know this, what do you guys

596
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 5: actually talk about as teachers in the staff room.

597
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: What people wanted me to talk about was the naughty boys, okay,

598
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: and I have many stories about that. And then a

599
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: lot of people said, what actually goes on in the

600
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: staff right?

601
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we'd see glimpses of it as kids. You

602
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 2: see the door would open, you go, oh there, it is.

603
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 1: Never allowed in never allowed that because that's their only sac.

604
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: Habitat. They always found it. While what they would hold well,

605
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:31,160
Speaker 2: like what they're eating, you know, and yeah what are

606
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 2: you eating? What are you drinking?

607
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 5: Because you go there at lunchtime sometimes and they'd come

608
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 5: out and they have a sandwich or something normally see

609
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 5: them eating.

610
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 2: They're not allowed, they don't have personalities. And then you

611
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 2: just get a glimpse. You know, one of them might

612
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 2: be walking out with I don't know, like a I

613
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: don't know, like a game boy or a yo yo

614
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: or something, and you're like, oh, you're playing totally you will.

615
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: Yoha, diablo probably.

616
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Speaker 2: Confiscated yo yah check someone's brain or their fireball off.

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00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: Oh, very cool. So what would happen? Okay, I will

618
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: talk you through this all right. If you were allowed

619
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Speaker 1: to go in there, yeah, God forbid, and neither of

620
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: you would ever be allowed in Okay, let that dream

621
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: die here today. And you would would open the door.

622
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,440
Speaker 1: You'd walk in and you would see like a tiny

623
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Speaker 1: little pocket of like graduate teachers that were like kind

624
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 1: of like bright eye, bushy tail, had like gigantic water

625
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: bottles and still had like a little bit of hope.

626
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Speaker 1: That was always fun. As the year goes on, you

627
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: just watch it just fade to regret off. It's beautiful poetry.

628
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: And then you would cut and then you would shift

629
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Speaker 1: over and then you would see like this one teacher,

630
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Speaker 1: she'd always be in there for all the time. It

631
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Speaker 1: doesn't matter what time of day you go in there.

632
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: She's always there. Her name's like Leanne, and she's sitting

633
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: there and she's just like talking about how teaching is

634
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: not how it used to be. And then if you

635
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: scratch your surface, and you're like, Leanne, what do you miss?

636
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: Like what was good about it was in the do

637
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: you mean what happened? You'd be like it was better

638
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: you used to be able to drink at camp. You're like,

639
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: just do it anyway, Learne, no one cares anymore. Also,

640
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 1: do you work here or you just here? They're just

641
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: always there talking about tapware and like the heyday Yeah.

642
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 1: And then you will always see one pe teacher doing

643
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: groin stretches always.

644
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:29,160
Speaker 2: They always stretching, even in lunchtime, even the ones who

645
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:32,640
Speaker 2: do no physical ones.

646
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: Only growing stretches, and they're always talking about something like

647
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: how good the year nine girls look. And then you

648
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: will go over look if I'm wrong, and there will

649
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: be like one like bubbly humanities teacher and they always

650
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: called Lauren, and it was like bustling around, bustling around

651
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 1: with their like color coordinated stationary and they're like, oh,

652
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: I gotta go, I gotta go I didn't work. I like,

653
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: I just worked all weekend? Am I right? Guys? Am

654
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: I right? And we're like, no, Lauren, you're a loser.

655
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: And then did you go over to the biscuits and

656
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: God forbid if there are a biscuits and chualga. I'm

657
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 1: going to have to today because I've got mixed netball

658
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: tonight and we're like, Lauren, just say you lonely, just

659
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: say it just a minute. So that is what it's

660
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: like in there. I know that everyone's desperate to go in,

661
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: but that is it. But we will protect it like

662
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: teachers will protect it till they go to.

663
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 2: It's great to know that children.

664
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Speaker 1: Not anymore.

665
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Speaker 3: I want to ask you about school holidays though, bron

666
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Speaker 3: So back to you being a mother. So you've just

667
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 3: been through school holidays. Interested to know how do you

668
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: craft out? How do you make sure you get your

669
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 3: loone time during school holiday?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You just find hiding places. Of course. I'm at the

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Speaker 1: point where I've got so many kids, and this is

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Speaker 1: what people we've got. We got four three threeanks accounting.

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Speaker 1: But there's a she was the fourth my number one follower.

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Speaker 1: You don't follow women though anyway, there's I had they

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Speaker 1: have just at night, there's.

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Speaker 2: Bronze show. Who's talking.

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Speaker 5: Tickets available at Live Nation dot com dot Are you

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Speaker 5: doing the whole comedy festival?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole month, and we'll do Adelaide will be

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Speaker 1: this weekend then Melbourne.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh no is Adelaide this weekend.

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Speaker 1: This weekend.

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Speaker 5: Well you can see Brown this weekend if you're in

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Speaker 5: Adelaide obviously to everyone over in Adelaide.

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Speaker 2: And then you're doing all.

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Speaker 1: The Melbourne, Brisbane, Canberra, gol Coast, Sydney.

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Speaker 2: Bronze somewhere in Australia. She's great, Thanks so much for

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Speaker 2: coming in. Thanks bye. Thanks Somewhere the Woody