WEBVTT - MINI: Rage Against the Weekend

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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, no matter what kind of weekend you have,

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<v Speaker 2>even if you never managed to have a good weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>often on Monday, you still got rattling around in your

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<v Speaker 2>head like a pee and a can, some little thing

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<v Speaker 2>you can't let go of.

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<v Speaker 3>I woke up at three a m.

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<v Speaker 2>And I suddenly had a better thing to say for

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<v Speaker 2>an argument I had with my two teenage daughters. I

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<v Speaker 2>literally had a huge meltdown with them Saturday morning. Let

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<v Speaker 2>me just see if I can walk you through this, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So you remember on Friday I was telling you how

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to have the fast.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, eighteen hours.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I got it wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>The clinic called me, going, someone off has heard your

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<v Speaker 2>show today. You must not fast for eighteen hours. Were

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<v Speaker 2>you going to do that seriously or was it a

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<v Speaker 2>thing of the radio?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I I've already started. I've got six bag for

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<v Speaker 3>the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>They be malnourished. No, No, twelve hours. You mustn't go

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<v Speaker 2>any more than that. I was like, okay, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for calling and telling me how to be an adult.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I'm fast for twelve hours and then I

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<v Speaker 2>get up in the morning, go straight to my blood taken,

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<v Speaker 2>right to all of those Melbourne pathology places.

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<v Speaker 3>I get there, there's a queue out the door. Right there,

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<v Speaker 3>says your queue.

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know whether people are so bored at

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<v Speaker 2>the moment just for something to do, to get out,

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<v Speaker 2>they want to go and have their blood tested. So

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<v Speaker 2>then I go in little water and I'll wait there

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<v Speaker 2>over two hours. It's now up to fourteen hours, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I go in to have mine, right, and I'm starting

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<v Speaker 2>to fill all of had his water. The lady goes,

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<v Speaker 2>when you last eight? I said, oh, it's eight o'clock now,

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<v Speaker 2>ten ams eight o'clock yesterday, and she says, oh you

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<v Speaker 2>have Oh sorry, love, you're gonna have to come back

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<v Speaker 2>into the time.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, what what because you've fasted too long?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, waiting room you go, she said something. I went,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got those other people around. I don't I can't go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh excuse me, you know, especially doing this and as

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<v Speaker 2>you think he is is pushing coming in and taking

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<v Speaker 2>our jobs and now taking our cue using the blood.

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<v Speaker 2>So I go home, right, and I'm really irritated, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and I haven't een So you put this together. It's

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<v Speaker 2>the perfect storm. I come into my house and there

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<v Speaker 2>is a pile of cat vomit, right, and the kids

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<v Speaker 2>there's cat vomit. Then they went, yeah, we know what,

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<v Speaker 2>carry on watching TV Infurio already and I'm not clearing

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<v Speaker 2>it up. And then they go, we're doing a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>We thought we'd have our breakfast first. Then clear up,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't work like that. How long has that been there?

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<v Speaker 2>About an hour or so? You're just waiting for me

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<v Speaker 2>to do that or your mum?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I just literally had a meltdown. Went I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to go and have a shower and some seat

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<v Speaker 2>and when I.

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<v Speaker 3>Come back, that better not be there. And I could

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<v Speaker 3>hear him going, oh, he's in a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I go flying back here and when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not in a bad mood, this is unacceptable.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I did this classic dad run.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna get anywhere in your life if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't do stuff like this. And then one of them

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<v Speaker 2>it just looks at me and went, what does that

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<v Speaker 2>even me? When they've actually got you with their boody logic?

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<v Speaker 5>If?

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<v Speaker 4>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>But I won't I need.

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<v Speaker 2>To eat, all right, So do not begin this week

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<v Speaker 2>still in rage still with something rattling around in you,

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<v Speaker 2>rage against your weekend. If you've woken up this morning

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<v Speaker 2>and suddenly it's still there, some small thing over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>an uncompleted argument or unfinished business, whatever it is. If

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<v Speaker 2>there's a rant in you, we want to hear it

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<v Speaker 2>this morning so you can you can dump it on

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<v Speaker 2>the show and then begin your week cleansed lighter.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie Boy, what is it for you? What's your rage

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<v Speaker 2>against the weekend?

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<v Speaker 4>So the cat's obviously out of the bag. About this

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<v Speaker 4>communal table tennis table that's open to all the public,

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<v Speaker 4>that's just outside our house. Bank and I were loving

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<v Speaker 4>it for the first week because it felt like we

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<v Speaker 4>were the only ones who.

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<v Speaker 3>Knew about it. It's got your own bats.

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<v Speaker 4>We ordered bats, we've got our own balls, and we

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<v Speaker 4>were playing every day. Now over the weekend, especially with

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<v Speaker 4>the sun out, the place is crowded. It feels like

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<v Speaker 4>all from you know, sunrise to sunset. Not only that,

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<v Speaker 4>the families come in their cars, so now you can't

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<v Speaker 4>get a car spot in the street because people lining

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<v Speaker 4>the street with their cars crowding.

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<v Speaker 3>Around the table.

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<v Speaker 4>Block party Honestly, you think Roger Federer was playing at

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<v Speaker 4>the table tennis table.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the pre Open.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the crowd that gathers at the table tennis table.

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<v Speaker 4>So now not only could we play, we get home

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<v Speaker 4>from the shops and we can't even find a part.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that would actually drive me nuts.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to put up some kind of like out

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<v Speaker 4>of order sign. It's not the table tennis.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, why don't won't you put signs of going? This

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<v Speaker 3>is a tier one signe.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, I'm going to use this.

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<v Speaker 2>Encourage listeners to put up fake tier one sites everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Just snake and use a ping pong table.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie Boy is still raging about the communal table tennis

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<v Speaker 2>that's just been installed across the road from the south.

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<v Speaker 2>So I didn't realize that he can actually see it

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<v Speaker 2>from your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so I look out the shutters at people having

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<v Speaker 4>fun on.

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<v Speaker 3>What I really feel is my middle age.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got shutters, and b you know how to use

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<v Speaker 2>them properly, which is a spy on people.

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<v Speaker 4>Imagine me in my sneakers and my shirts already with

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<v Speaker 4>the table tennis bat in my hand, looking out those shutters.

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<v Speaker 4>Waiting from my turn on the table.

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<v Speaker 3>Got a pregnant wife as well, who's obviously not going

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<v Speaker 3>to be able to move.

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<v Speaker 4>That quickly exactly, So now's the time to play her,

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<v Speaker 4>because she's better than me. Still, is a better than

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<v Speaker 4>I going to strike while she's like under, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>getting that. I don't want to say extra weight around

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<v Speaker 4>but the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say. People say, well, you're already

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<v Speaker 2>controlling your words. Don't say, in fact, just stop talking.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say that's it.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't say she's got extra weight because she's got

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<v Speaker 4>the baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Play that sound of it. This isn't the best example.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a new feature now called get Yourself in Real

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<v Speaker 2>Trouble with your other half by coolly up saying they

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<v Speaker 2>on a.

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<v Speaker 3>Few pounds nine four one oh fourth, she is growing

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<v Speaker 3>a chance. Yes, yes, it's not extra weight, it's a baby. Hey, Tubby,

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<v Speaker 3>all right, so who we got here? Stacy? Good morning,

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Christian, Good on in Stacy. How was your weekend, Stacey?

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<v Speaker 6>The weekends are right, it's just every morning that's I'm

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<v Speaker 6>struggling with.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, then let's play the music, Stacey, Rage against

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it, mate?

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<v Speaker 6>I have a neighbor that every morning, at five o'clock

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<v Speaker 6>in the morning starts up. He's hotted up super with

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<v Speaker 6>a sports exhaust.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's a no sort of throb. It goes right

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<v Speaker 3>through your house or through.

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<v Speaker 6>Your feelings, absolutely absolutely, and went on in insomniac and

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<v Speaker 6>I finally get back to sleep at about twenty past four,

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<v Speaker 6>and at five o'clock that goes off.

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<v Speaker 4>I would have no qualms with a law being you

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<v Speaker 4>can't have loud motorbikes or cars anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Get more meat blowers only for ten minutes at the

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<v Speaker 2>weekend on midday and then no more.

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<v Speaker 6>But the problem is true even on the quiet weekends

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<v Speaker 6>when he's not stout in his carriage. What a bloody holley.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh double mmy, a whole garage up there of like

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<v Speaker 2>really noisy modes of transport.

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<v Speaker 3>It's got traction engine as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh it's saying that true. He did tease me for

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<v Speaker 6>a couple of weeks because he has another car in

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<v Speaker 6>his garage and he started for a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 6>It has no modification. It's like five for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I love seeing those guys at traffic lights I actually

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<v Speaker 2>feel like getting out, just giving them a hug, going

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay. Who are you try? Impressed with that?

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<v Speaker 2>They got the old racing sort of drop his bucket seat,

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<v Speaker 2>as were those seat.

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<v Speaker 3>Belt ricaro racing all over. You know, it's a supers

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<v Speaker 3>I think, what is going on? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>There's too much going on here? Dad didn't hug you enough?

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<v Speaker 2>Did he let have one from it? It's over now,

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<v Speaker 2>my friend, pull over it.

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<v Speaker 6>He deserves more than a hug.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Stacy, I hope that's how getting off your

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<v Speaker 2>chest with us?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go to Hoho. We got here. Grant,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning, Grant.

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<v Speaker 5>Here you go on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good, Grant. I hope you're well. Okay, what is

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<v Speaker 2>your what's still irritating you from your weekend?

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<v Speaker 5>I really irritated me last night watching the fiftieth anniversary

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<v Speaker 5>of Hey Hay Saturday. Now is the caliber of a

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<v Speaker 5>show like that Hey Saturday on a Sunday night? I thought, Fiddlesticks, Why.

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<v Speaker 3>You're quite right, that is sloppy scheduling. Why didn't they

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<v Speaker 3>do on a Saturday when it used to be on?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know, it's just the thing weird like it

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<v Speaker 5>was such a great show when it was on. There's

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<v Speaker 5>nothing like it now.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, then, Grant, thank you very much your call.

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<v Speaker 3>Give us a call. What is your rage against your weekend? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Do not begin the weekendry well?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connell's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie Is texted me, Christian, of pigeons have an orgy

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<v Speaker 2>on my roof every morning and night. Bloody, they're around

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<v Speaker 2>the old pigeons, aren't they, Jamie. Christian. I book a

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<v Speaker 2>hard rubbish collection. I hope we've morphed into three w

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<v Speaker 2>rage against the mitchell. I booked a hard rubbish collection

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<v Speaker 2>for last week and they still haven't showed up.

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<v Speaker 3>Eight exclamation marks.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what someone was really angry online, isn't it where

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<v Speaker 2>they overuse exclamation mark? I called them up Friday afternoon

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<v Speaker 2>of my addresses on the list. Seriously, don't know how

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to cope with another week of rubbish on

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<v Speaker 2>my nature strip. Debbie's rage against the weekend is simply

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<v Speaker 2>springtime allergies.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Amory's on the line. Good morning a.

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<v Speaker 1>Marie, Good morning Christian.

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<v Speaker 7>And to the rest of the people, was in there.

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<v Speaker 2>The old collective Symposium doesn't matter, it's irrelevant.

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<v Speaker 3>Just remember mine d and the other fellow it's gone.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Jack and Marie. Nice to meet you. Are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you know that my dad's name was Jack?

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<v Speaker 7>So I said, know you?

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<v Speaker 2>Easy to remember next time. AnyWho, Amrie, what is your

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<v Speaker 2>rage against the weekend?

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<v Speaker 7>My rage against the weekend was a couple of possums

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<v Speaker 7>deciding to make babies about three o'clock this morning. Yeah

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<v Speaker 7>my bedroom window. Yeah, that noise and it's it's really

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<v Speaker 7>scary because I've got a French bulldog and since she

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<v Speaker 7>hears that noise, she puts outside and I think, no,

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<v Speaker 7>you can't know it there because she could be attacked.

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<v Speaker 7>And I so, yeah, can someone?

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<v Speaker 6>Can I get rid of these possums?

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<v Speaker 4>Very vicious possums. If you're taking down the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that lamb anyone you turned separate them once they're

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<v Speaker 2>at it was that locked in, they will go for

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<v Speaker 2>a French bulldog or a human being.

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<v Speaker 4>But though noises that possums make will surprise you. The

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<v Speaker 4>first time I heard the possum noise, I couldn't believe

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<v Speaker 4>that that's what was coming out of the mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>People have never heard that noise before. Could you recreate

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<v Speaker 3>it now.

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<v Speaker 4>So mine wasn't a love making. But I heard two

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<v Speaker 4>possums fighting and it.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it was like, that's what love making.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I thought they like it rough. There is a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of rough play, was guys. It's just consensual, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what is going on? They it looks like they're fighting.

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<v Speaker 3>They're not. It's rough and tumble. Oh it sounded so violent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I'll tell you the other thing as well

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<v Speaker 2>about when they do that. I don't know if it's afterwards,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because they're happy, but they what is about

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<v Speaker 2>that possum poop?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? My dogs keep rolling r like they got cat.

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<v Speaker 2>They get their eyes go and what they does someone

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<v Speaker 2>to their fer don't know what the smell is. And

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<v Speaker 2>no matter how much you rinse them offul shampoo them,

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<v Speaker 2>it stinks all day long.

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<v Speaker 4>That I looked up why they did that, because Luna

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<v Speaker 4>was was doing that so much.

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<v Speaker 3>I looked up.

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<v Speaker 4>While they do that, it's to hang over from their

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<v Speaker 4>wool days when there were hunters and they would roll

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<v Speaker 4>in poo to cloak their smell so that they could

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<v Speaker 4>you know, creep up on their victims and they wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>be smelling victims praying.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gone a bit big on this whole possum thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and dogs out on their way. Yeah, hello to everyone

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<v Speaker 2>else in there.

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