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Speaker 2: Good morning, it's two minutes past six Monday morning. It's
Speaker 2: sufficient Color Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point three. Hey,
Speaker 2: good morning, Pats.
Speaker 3: Hey, how are you going?
Speaker 2: Do you know what what your class act? Pat did
Speaker 2: something inquitable for me and my wife On Friday night.
Speaker 2: We go to this restaurant. A lady comes over with
Speaker 2: a bottle of champagne. She goes, these two glasses are on, Pats.
Speaker 4: It's just well, I just it was you know, it
Speaker 4: was date night, and I know it's been hectic for
Speaker 4: the two of you, and you're finally giving yourself some time,
Speaker 4: which you.
Speaker 3: Should as parents. And I thought it was just a
Speaker 3: small well I was grazing up to the boss.
Speaker 5: Let's say what. I felt a little bit like that.
Speaker 5: How did you even know where he is?
Speaker 2: Hey? Hey news, Yeah Scoop in Melbourne. Yeah, she knows everything.
Speaker 2: I was so taken about that. My wife and I'm
Speaker 2: really really touched by our kindness to do that.
Speaker 3: Well, that's all right, you're welcome. Did you have a
Speaker 3: good night.
Speaker 2: We did. We had a really really nice sight that
Speaker 2: is study quite badly. I'll come on to that later
Speaker 2: on this morning. Recommendation for someone on the show about
Speaker 2: go to this place. You know, my wife's getting over
Speaker 2: major acl surgeon, so she can't walk too far. Nick
Speaker 2: car produce, so I'll get into him right now. He
Speaker 2: can go under the bus. He said, go to his place.
Speaker 2: It's cocktails and food. We get there, I know there's
Speaker 2: no cocktails. The bar shut for six weeks. We have
Speaker 2: to walk. My wife is hobbling in the rain, and
Speaker 2: it's not my fault, but you know what's like in
Speaker 2: a relationship, if somehow I'm responsible, it is my fault.
Speaker 2: It's pouring with rain, friding out, that storm building up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I know Nick is the producer of this show,
Speaker 2: but take me.
Speaker 5: You used him more as your personal assistant, I seem
Speaker 5: to find so, yeah, I guess he's going to be reprimanded.
Speaker 2: For absolutely right word, reprimanded for the show. Reprimanded. All right,
Speaker 2: so we know what did you get up to at
Speaker 2: the weekend. Obviously the World Cup has kicked off. There's
Speaker 2: been some upsets. You were ropped by the cheating French.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Yes, yes, seriously, I didn't realize you were
Speaker 2: playing the national French diving team.
Speaker 5: And now the video replay robberish is the number one
Speaker 5: enemy of all Australians everywhere.
Speaker 2: And of a great game. It's clunky, useless and he
Speaker 2: got it wrong. Yeah, and why are then in that
Speaker 2: little room looking at those monitors wearing referees kits? You
Speaker 2: see them all? Yes, why you could wear anything. You're
Speaker 2: in fancy dress. You're not the referee, you're in it.
Speaker 2: You're in front of a monitor. Losers. You can't even
Speaker 2: get it right. And why is there so many of
Speaker 2: them as well? They have twenty people in there, all
Speaker 2: just staring at the same video feeds. It's like a
Speaker 2: TV warehouse in there. All right, So what's your three
Speaker 2: word weekend? What's it for you? What's the story of
Speaker 2: your weekend? In three words?
Speaker 3: Game board rage?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think we can slowly piece you do it
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 3: Pats What happened?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, yeah, welcome to radio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I'm a bit of sleeper.
Speaker 2: We need two regards of that champagne race.
Speaker 4: No, Well, it was a good day for a board
Speaker 4: game yesterday because the weather was so feral, So we
Speaker 4: thought we'll have a board game day a.
Speaker 2: Minute, hang on a minute. Feral to me means rogue,
Speaker 2: you know, rough kids or something fell. I didn't know
Speaker 2: the weather can be described as feral.
Speaker 4: Well it was at our house as well, so we
Speaker 4: had board games. I played with two of the most
Speaker 4: prolific cheatas.
Speaker 3: Who knew that a six year old could be so corrupt?
Speaker 2: Spelling Australian spirit. You play to win? What were you playing? Oh?
Speaker 4: Well, we started with trouble and that ended in tears.
Speaker 4: So then we moved on to operation. And then my
Speaker 4: husband was taking the batteries out of it so that
Speaker 4: it wouldn't buzz. So I just threw my arms up
Speaker 4: in the air and I said, I give up.
Speaker 2: Go to the video replay the batteries.
Speaker 3: That were just shocking.
Speaker 2: All right, let us know then, what's the story of
Speaker 2: your weekend in three words?
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Speaker 2: one oh four three. Darren, Good morning, Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Darren. How are you very good? Thanks yourself
Speaker 2: the sound. I'm pretty good. I'm going to be answering you.
Speaker 2: I'm slightly nervous today and I'm happy to be back
Speaker 2: at work weeknd with three on the show. But England
Speaker 2: start their World Cup campaign, well, it would have finished
Speaker 2: by now at four am tomorrow morning, and if the
Speaker 2: last couple of tournaments anything to go by, it will
Speaker 2: be underwhelming, It'll be ugly and it will be depressing.
Speaker 2: So I now everyone else is excited your teams have played.
Speaker 2: I know you know Australia were very very unlucky. You
Speaker 2: played really really well. But I am I'm tent. I'm
Speaker 2: expecting a car crash of a game that always happens,
Speaker 2: so that's how I am down. So anyway, tell me
Speaker 2: about your weekend, Darren.
Speaker 6: Well, after a dreary all weekend, I was just sitting
Speaker 6: down in front of the PERS four with my son
Speaker 6: playing Street Fighter too. It's pretty much it.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want to leave the room. Do you
Speaker 2: know what? There's a throwback game I remember there used
Speaker 2: to be the old game. You get an Arcades of
Speaker 2: street Fighter, the first one. I love playing that. Can
Speaker 2: you still doing the jumping back kick and the spinning backfist?
Speaker 2: The used to make that noise rock? And that's all
Speaker 2: I can do is so two things I didn't know
Speaker 2: how to do anything else. Yeah, let's all you can
Speaker 2: do more.
Speaker 5: Now, right, it's not the classic game on PERS four.
Speaker 5: It must be an updated edition.
Speaker 2: Seriously, it's a thirty anniversary edition. It's got like most
Speaker 2: of them in one compilation. And so tell me now,
Speaker 2: obviously because of the weather, the games work. Now, are
Speaker 2: you up on your feet actually punching and kicking and
Speaker 2: doing spinning back kicks and taking out the front run
Speaker 2: one years old?
Speaker 7: You give me off the count?
Speaker 2: And how long how long do you think you were
Speaker 2: playing in total over the weekend? I'll probably five out increments,
Speaker 2: so incriminals. Wow, incredible. See you your World Cup of
Speaker 2: Street Fights at the weekend? Pretty much?
Speaker 5: How long did your intermission go for Darren? Between rounds?
Speaker 2: Two minutes? Talet breaks probably back into another fire. Yeah
Speaker 2: you need like a corner man sort of spraying you
Speaker 2: and taking your gum shield out, all right? D thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Cool. Have a good week you too,
Speaker 2: alright your three word weekend on nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three Mac, good morning, good morning, I
Speaker 2: see how are you doing. I'm pretty good, Matt. And
Speaker 2: what's your three word weekend? I had a post exam blowout.
Speaker 2: What happened? After four and a half years twenty four subjects,
Speaker 2: I'll finally finished my degree at forty two years old. Congratulation. Wow,
Speaker 2: and what are you now qualified? Him? What have you
Speaker 2: got your to in? Oh, I'm still a waiting for
Speaker 2: my four weeks away for my final results.
Speaker 6: But I'll have a Bachelor of Health sidela bachelor very happy.
Speaker 2: Silence.
Speaker 5: Now, Matt, you did you return from the workforce to
Speaker 5: studying or you're a Van Wilder type who just keeps
Speaker 5: deferring every year.
Speaker 2: So that you can go to the student parties. Oh, look,
Speaker 2: I had to do it online. I'm still working full
Speaker 2: time at the same time I was. I missed around
Speaker 2: at school. It's just a social thing for me. So
Speaker 2: I found out after a few years I've actually got
Speaker 2: a brain in my head. Yeah. So you obviously got
Speaker 2: a full time job and then you're plugging away for
Speaker 2: hours learning online. And doing your papers. Yeah, my Paul,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen the Life for four and a half years,
Speaker 2: so I mean it kind of really quite much.
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Speaker 2: Come on, it's a Christian O'Connor breakfast show for Crown,
Speaker 2: just coming up for seventeen minutes past six, Jack, what
Speaker 2: will be the three word weekend for you? What did
Speaker 2: you get to over the weekend? Popcorn without movie? Right? Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can't count, or something that's
Speaker 2: about at a compound word I've used without as a
Speaker 2: compound word. That's cute, that's cute, nice? Comeback? Do you
Speaker 2: guys do this? Pats as well?
Speaker 5: Ever, go past the cinema, get your wife to pull
Speaker 5: over the car, go in and get some popcorn and
Speaker 5: come back to the car and eat the park without
Speaker 5: saying a film.
Speaker 2: Never ever done that in my life, and I don't
Speaker 2: think anyone listening in Melbourne right now has ever done
Speaker 2: that either.
Speaker 5: Oh well, jump if can we get them on the
Speaker 5: text line or something? If you've gone to get popcorn
Speaker 5: without seeing the film.
Speaker 2: But one normally is the most expensive place to get
Speaker 2: the pop yeah, buy yourself and make it a home.
Speaker 5: I know, but we would we would just ride at
Speaker 5: the cinema and I really felt like it. And you're right,
Speaker 5: you do pray a premium for the popcorn at the cinema, but.
Speaker 2: It's all made. It's there for you, and so do
Speaker 2: you just got young to stop the car and you
Speaker 2: went in and got popcorn and walks out, jumped back
Speaker 2: in the passenger seating. Off we go.
Speaker 3: Are you are you having or something to say?
Speaker 2: It's Jack pregnant. Well there's a new story for Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Man pregnant. That's incredible. So did it taste better because
Speaker 2: it's cinema popcorn? It always does when you make it
Speaker 2: at home, it's never as good. No, And we're trying.
Speaker 5: Bianca is trying to do this mental He's melting the
Speaker 5: butter and put it in with the kernels.
Speaker 3: But it's never not the same microwave stuff's pretty mud.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's not the same taste of microwave. I
Speaker 2: don't know what the taste of microwave is, but it's
Speaker 2: it's not the same. It's the same with I know
Speaker 2: you can buy these pizzas now that pizza chains actually
Speaker 2: do as well, but when you make it at home,
Speaker 2: it's not the same. It doesn't taste as good as
Speaker 2: don't know what we're missing, but it's just not quite
Speaker 2: the same. All right, my three word weekend. I'll tell
Speaker 2: you about next.
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Speaker 2: This is Gold one, I've four point three good morning.
Speaker 2: It's for Christian O'Connor breakfast show. This week is back
Speaker 2: the ten kraby work day and it will go this week.
Speaker 2: The boss has obviously had a big weekend and back
Speaker 2: at the old tracks, tucked into a couple of big
Speaker 2: bottles of chin and we got a drunken voicemail from
Speaker 2: the Boss late last night saying that ten k must
Speaker 2: go this week. So it will go at some point.
Speaker 2: She's got to keep this thing between now and six
Speaker 2: o'clock Monday to Friday on win ten thousand dollars. Sharon,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 8: Hi Christian. I'm sorry, but I have to pack jack
Speaker 8: up on the popcorn thing because I used to do
Speaker 8: the exact same thing when my sister was pregnant and
Speaker 8: I worked with my sister just to be at every day.
Speaker 8: I'd get a phone call for me saying, can you
Speaker 8: call into the cinema and get me some popcorn? Please
Speaker 8: become claving.
Speaker 2: Popcorn a breeze, Sharon.
Speaker 5: That is an expensive nine months.
Speaker 8: Very expensive. But I tell you what, I was a
Speaker 8: best love sister around Ah.
Speaker 2: That's so good. So hey you. But Sharon, in that circumstance,
Speaker 2: I understand it. Your sister's pregnant, she's got the cravings.
Speaker 8: Unless Jack, unless check, Well, I'm Jack's welcome news story,
Speaker 8: isn't it, well.
Speaker 2: A little baby, Jack, huh, I just like popcorn. It's
Speaker 2: it's really that. It sounds like a denial, Pats.
Speaker 8: You know, popcorn is a bitch. You can't go past
Speaker 8: the cinema popcorn. So but I'll bet I've got you
Speaker 8: back on this one.
Speaker 2: Check. So you're all good, Thank you, Sharon.
Speaker 5: And it sounds like you interrupted, Pat saying men can
Speaker 5: actually have babies?
Speaker 3: Is that what I was gonna say?
Speaker 4: Men can get the Chris got the cravings when I
Speaker 4: was pregnant with Audrey.
Speaker 2: My wife's not pregnant either, though. No, It's sorry, it
Speaker 2: sounds like someone's going a bit snappy over there. Okay, Jack,
Speaker 2: let's go to jim Come on, and jimbo I'm pretty good, Jim.
Speaker 2: If you go, then what's your three word weekend? Big?
Speaker 5: Strange TV?
Speaker 2: Get it? He's got a big old TV there of
Speaker 2: your Jim, how BIG's your TV? You got looking at
Speaker 2: sixty five or seventy one? Whoa cinema screen? You're got
Speaker 2: to ring the council and ask for extra power to
Speaker 2: go around Gym's I'm in awe, in awe of you
Speaker 2: one hundred and nine. Yeah, that's a wall. It's a TV.
Speaker 2: The wall Christian.
Speaker 5: You bought your TV last week. You're probably looking to
Speaker 5: see if you've still got your seat. Now take it
Speaker 5: back and return it for the one o nine in.
Speaker 3: The one nine it with you men, and tell the sizes.
Speaker 2: It means everything. Size is everything.
Speaker 7: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty cool, Jim. And what were you watching this weekend?
Speaker 2: Do you watch the soccer or AFL? What we're watching
Speaker 2: on your giant cinema?
Speaker 8: Watching movies?
Speaker 5: Actually, we've got a bad Teacher.
Speaker 9: Blues Brothers is a bad Cats and Dogs some other ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's see if Jack seen any of
Speaker 2: those Blues Brothers we found out Friday.
Speaker 5: You've not seen I've seen Blues Brothers. Bad Teacher now,
Speaker 5: I have seen a lot of newer movies, but I
Speaker 5: haven't seen Bad teachert Raining Cats and Dogs.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is. Is that kids film?
Speaker 5: Jimmy, what's what's raining cats and dogs?
Speaker 2: He hates you kids movies having with my grandson. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. Yeah, all right, jim you look
Speaker 2: after that big TV. You have a good week.
Speaker 1: Textical on the show the Christian Hook on a breakfast
Speaker 1: show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: All right, let's give this a go. No idea if
Speaker 2: this is going to work. Goodring. So six thirty eight,
Speaker 2: it's the Christian O'Connor breakfast Show here on Gold one
Speaker 2: oh four point three. It's the start of week three
Speaker 2: for us. And I said to Jack, you be in
Speaker 2: charge of the early morning game or game we play
Speaker 2: with you. Between half six and seven we had two
Speaker 2: glorious heady weeks with some board game that you found
Speaker 2: from about nineteen eighty nine involving David and Margaret and
Speaker 2: their star cards.
Speaker 5: Yes, and star cards isn't dead for people who are
Speaker 5: big fans of the game that will come back again.
Speaker 2: I imagine it was like a season, is it so? Season?
Speaker 2: One's done. It's back for a Christmas special.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or even I can find a home on a
Speaker 5: Wednesday or a Thursday every week.
Speaker 2: Still playing around with Christmas. Christmas feels like it could
Speaker 2: be nice to see them. We're going to act Christmas.
Speaker 2: But between now and then, you've got a new game.
Speaker 5: Sure, but we're not on at Christmas.
Speaker 2: You know. That's why I said it a new game
Speaker 2: with new today. Kids. It's the popcorn, you know.
Speaker 5: I've made an opener for the The game is called
Speaker 5: how long is that list?
Speaker 2: Hello? Hello? Is the list? All right? So obviously nice
Speaker 2: singing on this. She got the late great Chris Cornell
Speaker 2: thing going on there. It's like a sound Garden track.
Speaker 5: How long is that list? It's a simple game.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the caller a category, so I'm not
Speaker 2: playing of the caller. I'll be Dave. Okay, we'll look
Speaker 2: at Chadston. We'll get Pats to be the caller. All
Speaker 2: she's David Chadston, and.
Speaker 5: You're Christian because I need you as part of the game. Okay,
Speaker 5: So I give a category like Tom Cruise movies.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 5: Then I asked you, Christian, how long is that list?
Speaker 5: Depending on how difficult. You think the category is you
Speaker 5: say six.
Speaker 2: All right, okay, six pats. Now you have to name
Speaker 2: six Tom.
Speaker 4: Cruise movies, top gun, cocktail, yes, not like weapon.
Speaker 5: And then they're also if she's too slowcial time out?
Speaker 3: What are they called?
Speaker 2: Mission impossible? One? Five paths?
Speaker 5: You didn't make it and then the next caller would
Speaker 5: take over.
Speaker 2: So do they name how many they think they can
Speaker 2: get in the category you give them?
Speaker 5: Yes, I won't give the category until they're radio game.
Speaker 2: It's like you thought it through? What done? Body? And
Speaker 2: we just need people who big game fans. You're doing
Speaker 2: so well. I love it when we always get to
Speaker 2: this bit. It's like you think you're on the edge
Speaker 2: of a clippy go oh. And the people we need,
Speaker 2: by the way, I need to I need some time
Speaker 2: to profile and Christian they're thirty five forty five and
Speaker 2: they're big game fans because they're up this time in
Speaker 2: the morning twenty seven. You're a big gamer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And don't get the confused with big game fans
Speaker 5: means like sounds like it means the animals of Africa. Yeah,
Speaker 5: game just like elephant or just counters. Are you a
Speaker 5: fan of playing games? That's all I need.
Speaker 2: All simply winning stuff on the radio. Right there will
Speaker 2: be a prize. Yeah, all right, give us a cool
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Speaker 2: Big week for me on the show this WEEKOD Morning's
Speaker 2: to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show and Gold one of four
Speaker 2: point three. I pick my AFL team Wednesday. I can
Speaker 2: tell you now after some events at the weekend, it's
Speaker 2: now down to two teams. I've still got two more
Speaker 2: teams to hear from. And actually Sean Higgins from North
Speaker 2: Melbourne is in live about an hour's time at Hamish McLaughlin.
Speaker 2: So I have two more teams to hear and I
Speaker 2: will hear them out, but right now two teams. It's
Speaker 2: between two teams.
Speaker 5: I love how teams are going on the weekends, even
Speaker 5: after hours, going behind each other's backs to try to
Speaker 5: lewire us.
Speaker 2: I got a message Saturday night, late Saturday night from
Speaker 2: someone who was on the show last week, putting the
Speaker 2: case forward for their team. Yeah all right, hey play
Speaker 2: the mus it. There's two Jack's brand new Early morning game.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello is the.
Speaker 2: Actually know it's chili Brebers. This is a chilly episode.
Speaker 2: How long is that list? How we play is I'll
Speaker 2: give a category. I'll ask Christian, how long is that list?
Speaker 2: I'll pick a number, how many I think you can
Speaker 2: get in this category?
Speaker 5: And the first caller to get to that number will
Speaker 5: win the gold class tickets.
Speaker 2: Is what we're giving away this morning.
Speaker 5: If that caller can't get there, the next caller picks
Speaker 5: up from where they left off. So if our first
Speaker 5: caller gets a two, then the next caller can start
Speaker 5: from two.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: The category this morning is nations at this year's World Cup.
Speaker 2: Okay, Christian, how long is that list? Oh? Wow, there's
Speaker 2: so many teams and countries out there. I reckon ten.
Speaker 2: Ten's hard? Okay, who's our first caller? Music? Right now? Con?
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning. How you guys going pretty good? Conn?
Speaker 2: I hope you had a top weekend. You reckon? You
Speaker 2: can name ten countries at the World Cup. I cannot
Speaker 2: name ten. I'm going to give it a red hot
Speaker 2: go as they say, that's the way. Just name countries,
Speaker 2: you go for a con. Okay, we've got Australia, We've
Speaker 2: got Denmark, we've got Russia, We've got uh.
Speaker 11: Uh, who else.
Speaker 2: We've got England, We've got Germany, We've got yes, yeh've
Speaker 2: got we've got Brazil.
Speaker 7: Yes, We've got Spain.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you're done. We've got think about who Spain
Speaker 2: played the week correct? One more to go, and we've
Speaker 2: got and we've got good old Ghana, Ghana. Let me check,
Speaker 2: Let me check. I think that is wrong. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: so hope you're going to maybe remember Portugal after an
Speaker 2: amazing game against Spain over the weekends. I couldn't. I
Speaker 2: couldn't say Greece because I don't let Greece play soccer
Speaker 2: and won the World Cup because every time they take
Speaker 2: a corner they open a fish and ship shop.
Speaker 4: You see.
Speaker 2: So I can't learn to play soccer.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, Grace, Greece is not there. They can't thank
Speaker 5: you for down. Next caller only needs to name one
Speaker 5: nation that can. Didn't say to walk away with the
Speaker 5: gold class tickets.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get John up in the docklands. John,
Speaker 2: Hi there, listen to all that. John? Did you hear
Speaker 2: all that? Yeah? I did? He was very good? Really well. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let's take Tanama next. Oh wow, straight in there? Correct?
Speaker 2: So cheers John wins, and that last year of read
Speaker 2: a full sound face. Congratulations John, you walk away as
Speaker 2: the first ever winner of How Long is that list?
Speaker 2: Will it be on tomorrow? Yes it will. I enjoyed
Speaker 2: the game. That was very good.
Speaker 1: John, have a good week the Christian O'Connell Breakfast, Joe
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Well by Jack wis living a playboy lifestyle again over
Speaker 2: the weekend, just getting his wife to drive him to
Speaker 2: the cinema, not see a movie, so he can just
Speaker 2: saunter in, get popcorn, get back in the car, get
Speaker 2: back in the old merk and just drive back off again.
Speaker 2: Because that is how Jack rolls. I tell you, this
Speaker 2: is what it's like, not having kids. Just do what
Speaker 2: cash with the money go to cinema, Yeah, go there,
Speaker 2: but just grab the food and get out of there,
Speaker 2: because everyone knows the most expensive food in the world.
Speaker 2: Two places, airport and cinemas. All right, So good morning's
Speaker 2: to Christian O'Connor Breakfast show and Gold one o four
Speaker 2: point three. We want to know what happened to you
Speaker 2: over the weekend in three words for me man's best friend.
Speaker 2: First of all, I got to say I was cheering
Speaker 2: you on the couch Saturday night. I was cheering on Australia.
Speaker 2: The World Cup is now here. There's already been some
Speaker 2: great subsets. Mexico. The other team I've been cheering on
Speaker 2: over the weekend Iceland. The goalkeeper isn't even a full
Speaker 2: time goalie. He's also a film director. He makes TV commercials.
Speaker 2: The coach of Iceland is also a part time dentist.
Speaker 2: I love this team from a very very small country,
Speaker 2: and they managed to do really well at the weekend.
Speaker 2: But anyway, there's two about Australia. You were denied the
Speaker 2: victory by the two reasons. One the cheating French. I
Speaker 2: mean I nudged my TV half, the team fell over,
Speaker 2: I mean any opportunity to dive and roll around they took.
Speaker 2: And then that rubbish technology v R, which I fear
Speaker 2: was going to kill quite a few great games over
Speaker 2: this World Cup. But I thought you played. I was
Speaker 2: really impressed. You played really well against France. As you know,
Speaker 2: they're won the top three, top four favorite teams for
Speaker 2: the World Cup, so there's no shame in that result.
Speaker 2: I thought you're really unlucky. No way, was it a penalty?
Speaker 2: Were you watching it? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Of course, And were you watching it with other Australians
Speaker 5: who were trying to get you behind the socker ruse,
Speaker 5: Let me just.
Speaker 12: Quote a movie Cowsam All Alone?
Speaker 2: No, sir, bringing that up? I said, So this is
Speaker 2: what made it worse. I was alone on my couch
Speaker 2: with just my dog. And what made it worse the
Speaker 2: contrast my kids each had a friendo for a sleepover.
Speaker 2: I felt my loneliness. They've already made ends here in
Speaker 2: this amazing city. I'm on the couch all alone, which
Speaker 2: is my dog. You should have reached out, I mean,
Speaker 2: we would have. You should have reached out. You know,
Speaker 2: you know, you should have reached out. I get a
Speaker 2: photo from Andy Lee, this great party's got round of
Speaker 2: his and he goes, you should have come over. And
Speaker 2: as my wife cruelly said, because what women do they
Speaker 2: know when you're weak and you know where she goes.
Speaker 2: Oh you see what he's put there? You should have
Speaker 2: come over. He's not saying come over. You should have, Sarah.
Speaker 5: You should have guessed that I was having a party. Yeah,
Speaker 5: come over to my house. Would you know the address
Speaker 5: of so knocked on the door, just.
Speaker 2: All alone, just all on the couch. So then so
Speaker 2: I started getting to the game. It's a great game.
Speaker 2: I thought you played really well. For most of game
Speaker 2: you're neutralized and shut down the French. And then the
Speaker 2: second half my wife goes, oh, I'll sit down and
Speaker 2: watch the second half with you. This is a This
Speaker 2: is not a good proposition, right because I don't know
Speaker 2: how it works with you. But when when if my
Speaker 2: wife is watching a TV show, we have to sit
Speaker 2: in utter silence. It's like we're at communion. Where's something
Speaker 2: at church? The moment I'm watching something and she just
Speaker 2: wants to talk about anything that just drops out of
Speaker 2: her head into her mouth. But the moment I go oh,
Speaker 2: by the way, I think I might have a terminally
Speaker 2: worn she go, We've got to what's now? Yeah, hey,
Speaker 2: you want let me pause this? So I go, oh, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: worry about it because I know it would be better.
Speaker 2: I don't know what you think about this. We need
Speaker 2: to get cardless with it. I'm got no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: worry about it. I'm actually okay here, just alone, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Please she I ask it down with you five minutes
Speaker 2: in the first question, do you wonder if I ask
Speaker 2: you something? Yeah? Yeah, go on. The people that work
Speaker 2: in there as the stewards that are facing away from
Speaker 2: the game, facing the crowd. Do they have to be
Speaker 2: hired because they don't like football?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: I did never thought about it. It's never occurred to
Speaker 2: you how horrible that must be for them. Maybe they
Speaker 2: hate football. I don't know I have actually thought of
Speaker 2: that before.
Speaker 5: Yeah, same thing with security at concerts, who are watching
Speaker 5: the crowd, like they must hire the people who don't
Speaker 5: care about the band.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, because I'm seeing the Rolling Stones and they
Speaker 2: have those security guards and they're all facing it, you
Speaker 2: think they just have to be Do you hate Mick Jagger?
Speaker 2: Do you hate rock and roll? Can't stand It's not
Speaker 2: my kind of thing. I love classical music, I love Chapin,
Speaker 2: can't stand the Stones and everything they stand for. You're hired? Okay.
Speaker 2: Then it's she goes on to she goes on to, oh,
Speaker 2: could you give me a foot rub? Can I have
Speaker 2: a foot massage? I'm like, no, not in that juncture
Speaker 2: in the game, because I need to construct on watching this.
Speaker 2: Then it's like, do you know what's on the other
Speaker 2: channel right now? And no, because I'm watching this. Then
Speaker 2: the really bad one. Do you wonder if I go
Speaker 2: and got our book and sort of sat. It's you're
Speaker 2: reading a book. Yeah, yeah, I would, but you won't notice.
Speaker 2: If I'm reading a book now I know I really
Speaker 2: would actually just be just knowing you're reading a book.
Speaker 2: It would make me feel tense. It's a real passive
Speaker 2: aggressive mood to sit there just reading a book making
Speaker 2: a clear statement. You don't want to watch me watching
Speaker 2: the game. And this is what I think. Sometimes the
Speaker 2: relationships there are much as you love your other I
Speaker 2: love my wife. However, there are certain things they do
Speaker 2: that drive you nuts. For me, it's whenever I'm watching
Speaker 2: something and it's rare I'm allowed to be in control
Speaker 2: of that remote control that suddenly it's open seas. We
Speaker 2: can talk about anything major or minor that's going on
Speaker 2: in the world. What is it your other half does? Okay,
Speaker 2: what is it your other half does that drives you nuts?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three Gold.
Speaker 2: One four boy three Good morning. It's a Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: breakfast show. By the way, my dog's turned out to
Speaker 2: be Melbourne's most famous dog. We did the photo shoot
Speaker 2: after Friday show. It's nightmare. If you can see my
Speaker 2: dog performing for the cameras way more than I am.
Speaker 2: I am the least animated man in the photo shoots.
Speaker 2: In Today's Australian in the media section.
Speaker 5: Nisha looks like a playboy centerfold.
Speaker 2: The way she's put you, I will fight you. After
Speaker 2: the day shot. Her legs are wide apart.
Speaker 3: Gogeous?
Speaker 2: Can you tell on my face that after an hour
Speaker 2: trying to find the right shot the photographer maybe me
Speaker 2: sit on the floor for an hour with my dog
Speaker 2: and it's a German shepherd dog, so it thought it
Speaker 2: was some sort of game. I'm just fed up. That
Speaker 2: face on me is just like, are we domb You're
Speaker 2: slumped on the floor. It looks like he came to
Speaker 2: Australia without any fur that you're technic? Yes on TV
Speaker 2: a week ago, all right, So we're looking for what
Speaker 2: is your other half to that drives you nut? What
Speaker 2: is it for you?
Speaker 5: And b anchor Bianca doesn't hear the seat belt bell
Speaker 5: in the car, So we've got one of those cars
Speaker 5: if you're not pl strapped in now bing for some reason,
Speaker 5: she'll sit in the passenger seat or the driver's seat
Speaker 5: and not hear that.
Speaker 2: Bell, and it drives me nuts.
Speaker 5: He drives me nuts. So now I'm onto it straight away.
Speaker 5: As soon as I hear the bell, I'm like, seat
Speaker 5: belt love? Can we put the seatbelt on? In over
Speaker 5: the summer?
Speaker 2: Which do you think is that she thinks you listen
Speaker 2: to kiss? It's some new doesn't hear it?
Speaker 5: And I know where she gets it from, because over
Speaker 5: summer her father in law jumped in the car and
Speaker 5: I could hear it going.
Speaker 2: Off, and I didn't have the pain. I didn't have
Speaker 2: the guards to tell him, but bing, really bing.
Speaker 5: She's sitting there as if he can't even hear It's incredible.
Speaker 2: Drives me nuts. Kathy, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 6: How are you, Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Kathy. I ho, you had a top weekend?
Speaker 2: And what's happened to you over the weekend? And what
Speaker 2: does your other half do?
Speaker 6: My other you always put his phone on. He will
Speaker 6: working off. I'm trying to talk swim and texting.
Speaker 2: And what is addicted to his phone? He is?
Speaker 8: He is?
Speaker 6: Yes, any anything that anything modern that he can frenk buttons.
Speaker 5: That's just everybody nowadays. Isn't a day everybody's on their phone?
Speaker 5: All the time now, but it's wrong.
Speaker 2: You know, I went out for dinner with my wife
Speaker 2: from Friday night and looking at all the other tables,
Speaker 2: you see couples who are just both of them just
Speaker 2: on their phones and then they get then they go, oh,
Speaker 2: we should just have and then they take a photo
Speaker 2: of their dinner to let people know what they're doing.
Speaker 2: And what is this is? This is horrible. You're not
Speaker 2: you're talking to each other. Kathy, thanks a lot for
Speaker 2: your call. Let's go to Kennan, good morning. Go on,
Speaker 2: there are pretty good Kenyon. And uh, what does your
Speaker 2: other half do that drives you mad? The old do not?
Speaker 6: What do you want?
Speaker 2: And you suggest something?
Speaker 7: And I don't feel like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so true, matimes. My wife, I said to me,
Speaker 2: what do you think of this situation? I'll give a
Speaker 2: detailed answer. She go, no, why why? Why? Cruelly give
Speaker 2: me the idea that you were vaguely interested. You don't
Speaker 2: any want to pretend that you might mune it over.
Speaker 2: Just no, we're not going to do that. That's right.
Speaker 2: It's the same with takeaway when they go what do
Speaker 2: you feel like? I feel like Indian, No, we're going
Speaker 2: to get pizza. Okay, yeah, yeah, I just yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I don't worry. Don't you bother asking waste of time? Ready, Kenan,
Speaker 2: thank you very much? You coolany Graham, you're live and
Speaker 2: gold one of four point three. What's it for you? Oh?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 2: I go, I am pretty good, Graham. And what does
Speaker 2: your other half to do that really irritates you? Well, look,
Speaker 2: I am Fannis. I am building the world flowers for renovations.
Speaker 2: But if I'm doing some carpentry or plastering, shall go.
Speaker 2: That's taking a bit long, isn't it?
Speaker 3: And I'll go, well, do you know how to do this?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 2: Of course I don't. Well, how do you know how
Speaker 2: long it'll take? You work in the trade, so you've
Speaker 2: got a good comparison. I'm a carpenter.
Speaker 11: I tried.
Speaker 5: Yes, Graham, how long has your reno been going? Because
Speaker 5: I could probably enough for that.
Speaker 2: From his wife. He doesn't listen to us to get
Speaker 2: that at the show here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's see you on copy now it's been about
Speaker 7: three four years, I suppose, all right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm eighteen months deep. And because you're doing as well
Speaker 2: the tunnel. Yeah, but Graham knows what he's doing and
Speaker 2: not being funny. You barely know what you're doing here
Speaker 2: on the radio show. How are you meant to pick
Speaker 2: up tools and start swashing up a house? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not a trained carpenter, Graham, so I'm just trying to
Speaker 2: learn off YouTube and have friends teach me how to
Speaker 2: do things. So it's going to Oh, Greg, thank you
Speaker 2: very much, your cool, good luck with the reno.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Then let us know what is it that your other
Speaker 2: half done that drives you mad? On nine four one
Speaker 2: four one oh four three The.
Speaker 1: Christian o'cunnel Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Twenty two A on Gold one A four point three
Speaker 2: is to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. It's time for ten
Speaker 2: teams in ten shows and this is the last week
Speaker 2: we're in to the last three days of this. As
Speaker 2: I moved towards making my announcement what is going to
Speaker 2: be my AFL team that I'm going to go for
Speaker 2: the sever Listen back to the last eight shows. Eight
Speaker 2: teams have made a very strong case so far.
Speaker 9: For Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 2: Ten teams in ten shows.
Speaker 9: As Christian O'Connell chooses his footy team day one Richmond
Speaker 9: Tigers Trent Cotching.
Speaker 5: We are currently the top ranked Melbourne club and ninety
Speaker 5: five thousand fans that would be standing by your.
Speaker 2: Side doubled our membership in the last sort of a
Speaker 2: brought in you. You are your man candy in factor.
Speaker 2: On nine.
Speaker 9: Day two, Melbourne Football Club coach Simon Goodwin.
Speaker 2: It's it's the muck around with a suburbs. Choose the city.
Speaker 2: Think Melbourne. It is your new city and you be
Speaker 2: thinking straight. Melbourne will be your new football club. Get
Speaker 2: on this train now, this is your moment. Fan, Get
Speaker 2: on board A.
Speaker 9: Dice in Hevel, captain of the Essendon Football Club.
Speaker 12: Ah boys who play this battle game always.
Speaker 2: This is a feel good Friday anthem for Jack. It's
Speaker 2: the most animated dice I seen him a week. He's
Speaker 2: come back online. Good boy. Calor Wise Southampton your soccer
Speaker 2: team red, white and black. We're red and black and
Speaker 2: we have white numbers, so you don't need to go
Speaker 2: change in your calor peate the colors work with me.
Speaker 2: Get around the bombers Christian. So that's some of the
Speaker 2: highlights so far over the last eight teams who have
Speaker 2: book their case forward. Here's the situation. There are two teams.
Speaker 2: It's between two teams so far, two to go. Seaw
Speaker 2: Higgins coming up in five minutes time. The man making
Speaker 2: all this happen, booking all these amazing guests, all this
Speaker 2: coaches the players, his legends, Hamish from God come back
Speaker 2: on the show. Good morning, Hamish, morning to you Christin
Speaker 2: do you how me turning microphone on? We're ready to go? Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're ready to go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, go morning Christian, how buddy like?
Speaker 2: It's getting to that.
Speaker 5: Sort of well you look straight at me as if
Speaker 5: I had sabotage microphone, Hamish.
Speaker 2: I mean there is a little bit between you the
Speaker 2: new guy, he isn't you? Hey tell me this?
Speaker 10: So you've got a couple of leaders, do you at
Speaker 10: the moment two. I've had phone calls from Simon Goodwin,
Speaker 10: Trent Coch and Clarko.
Speaker 2: He did the pitch on Thursday.
Speaker 10: I had to replace Zech to you on Friday because
Speaker 10: there was no line down at Geelong.
Speaker 2: They're just about to get telephone. That's exciting for them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they getting dined up intonet as well. Clark O rang me.
Speaker 10: He said there is no way Gelong when surely we're leading.
Speaker 10: I said, well, this is sort of a quas fund raise.
Speaker 10: So I need a couple of questions answered because they
Speaker 10: are listening.
Speaker 5: What is the grading system?
Speaker 2: No one knows how you are doing this. He's a here.
Speaker 2: It's a gut thing heart, it's in here. I had
Speaker 2: one team. On Friday, something happened in one of the
Speaker 2: games of the weekend where suddenly a curveball team did
Speaker 2: something amazed that really spoke to me as a sports fan.
Speaker 2: And now it's two.
Speaker 10: Okay, last question before our next guest gets ready to
Speaker 10: roll in. Is it only you making the decision or
Speaker 10: is the whole family coming on board with this, including Niche?
Speaker 2: Okay, I already lost my wife. She's already gone in too soon.
Speaker 5: She's committed to a club and she got a team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she just decided last week. One of her best
Speaker 2: friends here in Melbourne as a Jennon Katz fan. So
Speaker 2: she's gone, she's gone. The kids are to play for.
Speaker 2: The kids are to play for. I said, listen, whatever
Speaker 2: team I go for, pick that team. Okay.
Speaker 10: So there is a chance that it is a divided family.
Speaker 10: Sarah is a cat. You are undecided? Kids are up
Speaker 10: for custody. Yeah, okay, it's good Sewn Higgins is our
Speaker 10: man this morning. Now, just some background. He started as
Speaker 10: a Western Bulldog, outstanding player, unbelievable football. I had a
Speaker 10: lot of problems with injuries, moved to North Melbourne, won
Speaker 10: the best in firest last year. You talked about the
Speaker 10: Cotchin factor, perfect hair, chisel bones.
Speaker 2: Googled him earlier, another stud. You're are any ugly AFL players.
Speaker 2: They're all good looking.
Speaker 10: Your wife may change to North Melbourne if you take
Speaker 10: short Higgins.
Speaker 2: There you go factor, Yeah, yeah, yeah, he goes. Remember
Speaker 2: magnum p I Higgybank. This is higgybanky. Really he'll pitch
Speaker 2: in a moment. Okay, you're strong, so that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's down to two teams. However, I've got a lunch
Speaker 2: today with Eddie McGuire, so it could go to Hill.
Speaker 2: He's strong, am you. Yeah he's a big guy. He
Speaker 2: Marlon Brando of Melbourne Don McGuire a strong case. All right,
Speaker 2: we'll chat to Sean next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Good morning, it's a Christian O'Connor backforst show on Gold
Speaker 2: one oh four point three. So it is time for
Speaker 2: team number nine of turn in ten teams and ten shows.
Speaker 2: This is where each AFL team comes on the show
Speaker 2: and trues to speed date meet as to why I
Speaker 2: should go for them this Wednesday. It's done. I have
Speaker 2: to announce the team. I have two favorites at the moment, however,
Speaker 2: I'm open. I've got two last ones to go.
Speaker 10: For Kangaroos and the Docks. Kangaroos today Sewn Higgins pitching
Speaker 10: the case for the ruse. There is a chance Jack
Speaker 10: that Christian gets swayed purely on ascetics today. Is a
Speaker 10: good looking guy, some sort of granite.
Speaker 2: He does look like he's been drawn by Pixar.
Speaker 5: However, when on your marking system, how high it.
Speaker 2: Looks, there's no marking system. It's in. That's what it
Speaker 2: is to be a.
Speaker 10: Sports Sarah, his wife has a very high rating on ascetics. Yep,
Speaker 10: she's gone with the Cats basically because of Joel Selden,
Speaker 10: Patrick Dangerfielden.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's what it is? It would have
Speaker 2: to be a very good looking. Let's bring on Sean
Speaker 2: Higgins in for his speed date.
Speaker 11: All right, here we go, best and fairest from last year.
Speaker 11: Bring him in, do you know what mascot the North
Speaker 11: Mountain now.
Speaker 2: Nor Yeah, yeah, kangaroos. Yeah really cash me out there. Wow,
Speaker 2: what a dream boat. It could be a chippin' down
Speaker 2: he plays, he strips. Sean, thank you very much for
Speaker 2: coming in. Obviously, I just found out you've just become
Speaker 2: a dad as well. So holds a little baby now
Speaker 2: I have. She's eight weeks eight weeks, yes, and you
Speaker 2: celebrate the birth by getting knocked out. I did. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was a big couple of days there, but all's
Speaker 2: well at the moment. Yeah, you could. And the babies well, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's really well. Yeah, what's her name? Rosie? Rosie? Lovely
Speaker 2: name as well. Alrighty, okay, so let's play the music.
Speaker 2: Let's begin our speed date.
Speaker 12: Sean, well, Christian, let me start with on a minute,
Speaker 12: let me just move a little closer. I safe on
Speaker 12: this side of the day, We're very very safe.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you go sorry, some.
Speaker 12: Short history facts, you'll hear us referred to as the
Speaker 12: shin boners. This stems from the early days when butchers
Speaker 12: used to hang shin bones out the front of their
Speaker 12: shops were blown white ribbons on them to wish their
Speaker 12: local North Melbourne heroes, the best of luck for the game,
Speaker 12: and from there the famous Shimbones.
Speaker 2: Spirit was born.
Speaker 12: But don't ask us what the Spins Shimbone spirit is.
Speaker 12: It's hard to explain, but I promise you it's something
Speaker 12: you'll feel and see when you become a member of
Speaker 12: our footy club.
Speaker 2: And as an Englishman, I'm sure you like we.
Speaker 12: Do, respect and appreciate royalty, whether that's Megan and Harry's
Speaker 12: amazing love story, it's good, it's good Case or Princess
Speaker 12: Beatrice and an amazing hat collection all the growing brood
Speaker 12: of Will and Kate at North Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Our royal connection is strong.
Speaker 12: Our greatest player of all time known as the King,
Speaker 12: Wayne Carey.
Speaker 2: I wonder whether she's going.
Speaker 12: And our head trainer he loves listening.
Speaker 2: To Queen a fanatic. It's a strong rule.
Speaker 12: It's on high rotation, so we're aligned in royalty. It's
Speaker 12: important and to make an Englishman feel even more welcome.
Speaker 12: We've got two players with hyphenated james in ed Vicus
Speaker 12: Willis and Luke Davis yuniac. And another way of our
Speaker 12: greatest ever was like Robin Hood, the great Englishman himself
Speaker 12: an archer Glen Archer.
Speaker 2: He was shinboner of the century and a geographical link.
Speaker 12: We've got a European as a head Scott as a
Speaker 12: head coach, a Scott Brad Scott.
Speaker 2: He's a gun.
Speaker 12: And finally, all of our towners love the kangaroos. There's
Speaker 12: plenty of them down at the Club Christian. You're welcome
Speaker 12: to have a feed and drink with them anytime. And
Speaker 12: when we win, you'll tap your huban heels to this
Speaker 12: little diddy.
Speaker 2: This is another great song. This is a real rousing anthem.
Speaker 2: Sean Higgins, You've made a very very strong case. And
Speaker 2: do you know what you've done, something that no other
Speaker 2: player or coach has done. You've come in this morning
Speaker 2: onto the show and there's a rip in your jeans.
Speaker 2: You'll show me a little bit of bit of fun,
Speaker 2: you know. And flesh like that man, firm flesh is
Speaker 2: very tempting, very tempting. Wow wee this was like basic instinct.
Speaker 2: What showed me under the table? That is a little
Speaker 2: bit too much of the Crown jewels though.
Speaker 10: Harry and Meghan, Beatrice, Kate and William or getting around.
Speaker 2: So it's a it's a brilliant case, is it, Sat
Speaker 2: back there. He's happy, Like Mike Job wokes up, he's
Speaker 2: done it. So you said you had two clubhouse leaders?
Speaker 2: Is in our three? Three? Really? Three? Yeah? I actually
Speaker 2: did a bit of research over the weekend about the
Speaker 2: history of the club. It feels like there's a really
Speaker 2: really good case that actually maybe you're you're going into
Speaker 2: it over the next couple of years where you could
Speaker 2: become contenders well, and we'd love your supporting that. So
Speaker 2: we know you're going to jump on board.
Speaker 12: And we know that it's the exciting couple of years
Speaker 12: ahead for the North Bob One Footy Club.
Speaker 2: Bring your dog along.
Speaker 12: I've got memberships in the car, but I've also got
Speaker 12: a dog membership.
Speaker 2: I saw there was a bit of dog membership.
Speaker 12: Dog membership, Well, there's a full pager in today's paper.
Speaker 2: But I find my little dog, So I'd love to
Speaker 2: get the dog on board as well.
Speaker 12: I know the kids they might be down the highway
Speaker 12: at the cats.
Speaker 2: Where we can have to They're very much floating as well,
Speaker 2: so I could go get the whole family so niche
Speaker 2: can become a member of the North gb We can
Speaker 2: make anything happen. This may be the fact of the
Speaker 2: Swing Sea and we really could, you know, because man's
Speaker 2: best friend. The only friend I've got in this city
Speaker 2: at the moment is my dog. So she can come
Speaker 2: along and you would have to bring them to games. Wow,
Speaker 2: training we.
Speaker 12: Can, like I said, we can make anything happen.
Speaker 2: That would be amazing. So I can sit next to
Speaker 2: me with big jombanship enjoy.
Speaker 5: The game, Nia and Christian running through the better.
Speaker 2: She would love that. Now the dogs are tomorrow. You
Speaker 2: played for the dogs.
Speaker 11: You're in a very good spot to make a call
Speaker 11: whether you would bury it for the kender point of
Speaker 11: the dogs.
Speaker 2: Well, I already made the call in forty years ago.
Speaker 2: So wow, it's done and dusted, and that one downs
Speaker 2: and we play him this Saturday night. God, this is
Speaker 2: stared you look away first down. Then it's both very
Speaker 2: rousing and also intimidating being around you. Sean, I've got
Speaker 2: to be honest. H Okay, all right, three teams are
Speaker 2: now in the mix for now, Sewn Higgins, thank you
Speaker 2: very much for coming to Homie in soft hands as well,
Speaker 2: soft hands, but firm handshake. Two handshake of a man.
Speaker 2: All right. Then there we got the news wall the way.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show on Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: It's just coming up for thirteen minutes past stake. Come on,
Speaker 2: it's Gold one o four point three. It's the Christian
Speaker 2: O'Connor breakfast show. Friday night. Wife and I going into town.
Speaker 2: It's our first dinner together since we moved here, just
Speaker 2: a pair of us. So the Uber driver really interesting guy,
Speaker 2: semi retired, he's just beating bow cancer. So I'm getting
Speaker 2: chanted maybe having quite an interesting conversation with him, and
Speaker 2: I says, how can we do the uber drive in?
Speaker 2: It said just a sort of you know, some little
Speaker 2: spending money now someone retired, got my pension and a
Speaker 2: play a bit goal so that pays for that. And
Speaker 2: then as we're driving around Melbourne's Parliament building and he goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I also have extra work. I've seenhim at the moment.
Speaker 2: I'm going to take a TV advert for a big,
Speaker 2: well known bank. That's me running up the steps there
Speaker 2: and I'm I can't this is this is amazing to me.
Speaker 2: My Uber driver is in a TV advert on our
Speaker 2: screens at the moment. And you've got a TV now,
Speaker 2: so no excuse. That's why they haven't seen his commercials
Speaker 2: I'm more excited about seeing his advert when it next
Speaker 2: comes around than our one. So one of those one,
Speaker 2: my Uber driver is in a TV advert. What is
Speaker 2: your claim to fine? And I don't mean like a
Speaker 2: big claim to fine. I think that you're more likely
Speaker 2: to have a lame claim to fame. It's a really,
Speaker 2: really small one. I mean, there's that Andy Warhol quote,
Speaker 2: how in the future everyone's going to be famous for
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes, I mean like five seconds. You know, you
Speaker 2: might be a background. You might be in the background
Speaker 2: of a of a music videos. You might have made
Speaker 2: it on live report the news one day and you
Speaker 2: were in the background, not the background background, but the
Speaker 2: right background.
Speaker 5: The only one I had was tiny because it didn't
Speaker 5: even play on Australian screens. I was part of a
Speaker 5: work experience safety video that only played in some high
Speaker 5: schools to teach them about being safe when you do
Speaker 5: your work experience.
Speaker 2: Oh that's amazing, Jack, And what were you doing in
Speaker 2: the video?
Speaker 5: So I played a character who worked in it, played a.
Speaker 2: Character had a backstory of remind me director, what is
Speaker 2: my motivation here?
Speaker 5: I was doing work experience at a factory and I
Speaker 5: was giving a safety advice on how to avoid the forklifts.
Speaker 2: Oh that is beautiful. I'd love to what and you
Speaker 2: never even made it? You got cut, No, I got it.
Speaker 5: Dis didn't play on TV because it only played in
Speaker 5: high school, so you had to.
Speaker 2: Be in What can we get hold of this? You
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 5: My mum is a sacking for that kind of thing.
Speaker 5: So possibly it's on a VHS tape somewhere. I'm making
Speaker 5: you promises, all right.
Speaker 2: I would pay to see that. That would be amazing.
Speaker 2: But that's the kind of thing I'm looking for, all right.
Speaker 2: What is your lame claim to fame?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three, and.
Speaker 2: You've got a small and I mean really small, tiny
Speaker 2: claim to fame. Jack was in a video for Health
Speaker 2: and Safety when doing work Experience warning of the perils
Speaker 2: of the forkliff truck. Our good friends. This is the
Speaker 2: third week he's been on the show. He's always welcome
Speaker 2: to call anytime. Ian the Garbo Man is on the line. Ian,
Speaker 2: welcome back, Hello, Christian, how are you? I'm pretty good?
Speaker 2: Whereabouts you this morning? On your rounds? I'm on the
Speaker 2: ring road heading for you. Guys.
Speaker 5: And I'm pretty sure I passed you this morning. Were
Speaker 5: you in Grange Road, Alfington?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah I was.
Speaker 5: I was almost going to jump out of the car
Speaker 5: and wave you down.
Speaker 2: I love that. Hey, listen, what's your You're small, you're
Speaker 2: claim to fame. I did a target whole roof head
Speaker 2: back in the nineties. You know where the guy was
Speaker 2: chasing the garby S tracked down the streets and he's job.
Speaker 2: I was driving the Garby's track. Oh wow, that's what
Speaker 2: you were typecast even then. As Ian the Garbo, Yes,
Speaker 2: doing this for thirty three years. I love that. The
Speaker 2: director's gone. We can't get himack to do this role.
Speaker 2: We have to get the real We fired to Niro.
Speaker 2: He just can't get it right. Get me. Who's that guy?
Speaker 2: Oh that's Ian the Garbo.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also did an episode of Singers.
Speaker 5: Singers was a great hir as I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is great. Ian. You've got You've got like
Speaker 2: quite a CV there. Wait what were you saying? Were
Speaker 2: you driving another car and stingers?
Speaker 5: No one's driving a.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Ian? Right? If they ever give
Speaker 2: us it won't happen. But if they if they ever
Speaker 2: give us another TV advert. We need to get Ian
Speaker 2: in it. We've got for some reason, Crowbarry. Whatever the
Speaker 2: advert is, we're giving away a million dollars, don't throw
Speaker 2: it away. Here is he in the garboat? You need
Speaker 2: to be in it.
Speaker 10: I also did one for one of your arrival stations too,
Speaker 10: I had on the back of my.
Speaker 2: Draw that's it. I'm now jealous. I don't think I've
Speaker 2: made it in this city until I'm in an advert
Speaker 2: in the back of a garbage trunk.
Speaker 5: Ian, I would dare say you've done more garbage truck
Speaker 5: work for Australian media than anybody else.
Speaker 2: Possibly, it can't be a rival. Who else does that?
Speaker 2: He's to go to God's the next biggest guy. You've
Speaker 2: got a rival? All right, we'll let you go. Thanks.
Speaker 2: According the show, no worry. So, uh, he's pretty famous then,
Speaker 2: isn't he? Blake?
Speaker 7: Hey, here are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Blake? Thanks for carding the show? And
Speaker 2: what's your small claim to fame? So?
Speaker 7: On the TV show Healthy, Wealthy and Wise In nineteen
Speaker 7: ninety five, the Wiggles were on, Yeah I Think, Yeah,
Speaker 7: Going Big. I was in the audience dancing in my
Speaker 7: mum's lap.
Speaker 2: Oh, my god, I've heard what a look? That's incredible?
Speaker 2: And is there evidence of this that is still available
Speaker 2: to see now?
Speaker 7: It is? So we recorded it off TV and I
Speaker 7: converted and uploaded it to YouTube.
Speaker 2: We've got to see this. Do you mind if we
Speaker 2: have a look and shout on our Facebook page? Is that? Okay?
Speaker 7: No worries, go right ahead.
Speaker 2: So what have you titled it? Because people always title something,
Speaker 2: don't they on YouTube and those videos they upload. What
Speaker 2: is yours called?
Speaker 7: I think it's the Wiggles on Healthy, Wealthy and Wise.
Speaker 7: And then it's got the date, which is sometime in
Speaker 7: ninety five.
Speaker 2: This is great.
Speaker 5: And in the description you asked people to look out
Speaker 5: for the boy dancing on his mum's lap.
Speaker 2: Yeap.
Speaker 7: And it's the time I've got a blond mullet.
Speaker 2: Ah Blake, this is it. I'm jumping on YouTube in
Speaker 2: a moment to see that, Blake. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for owning up to that good one.
Speaker 5: Powerful to still have a mullet in the mid nineties.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah, game changer. All right, take one
Speaker 2: more call. Let's go to one. We'll call nine four
Speaker 2: one one O four three or small claim to fame.
Speaker 2: Robin Hello, how are you. I'm pretty good, Robin. I
Speaker 2: hope you're well this morning. What's your small claim to fame?
Speaker 2: I was in an aggression management video with only the
Speaker 2: back of my head and I was nodding. But why
Speaker 2: are you nodding aggressively? Well, I was just I was
Speaker 2: just someone was saying something to me and I was
Speaker 2: just nodding. Agree with what I was saying. Did you
Speaker 2: get paid for the role? No?
Speaker 3: It was free.
Speaker 2: This is great. This is exactly what we're looking for. Mike.
Speaker 2: The back of my head was in an anger management video.
Speaker 2: I asked the small claims to fame? We get Robin's
Speaker 2: amazing story. Robin, that's a great one. Okay, that's you.
Speaker 2: Cool kids coming then brilliant nine four one four one
Speaker 2: I four.
Speaker 1: Three So Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Give on, it's a Christian o'clor Braptors Show Gold one
Speaker 2: O four point three eight thirty two. This song, Eric
Speaker 2: Carmon made me lose control. We've got time for one
Speaker 2: last course, some brilliant stories this morning of your name.
Speaker 2: Claim to fame, Robin, one of my highlights so far.
Speaker 2: The back of her head in an anger management video. Claude,
Speaker 2: good morning, I'm pretty good clause. So what's your claim
Speaker 2: to fame?
Speaker 6: Do you remember that movie Animal Kingdom?
Speaker 2: Great film? Yeah, then became a TV show as well,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the aquarium scene vaguely?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I was the guy stack in the shelves, even though
Speaker 7: they blurred out my face.
Speaker 2: Oh that's hard, so that you can't even show it
Speaker 2: to friends and they go, I don't know, Claude, it's
Speaker 2: a blurry face to give you anyone. I don't get it.
Speaker 7: Like I spent you know, I couldn't. I think it
Speaker 7: was about an hour in here and makeup and it
Speaker 7: didn't even show my face.
Speaker 5: Now, Claude, do you mean they you're out of focus
Speaker 5: or they blurred out your face like you were a criminal?
Speaker 7: No, no, that was completely out of focus.
Speaker 2: So it's this is because obviously then you know sometimes
Speaker 2: in movies where they have stuff where it's not quite
Speaker 2: in focus in the background because the focus or like
Speaker 2: a scene between two people. Is that why, That's exactly
Speaker 2: what happened. Yeah, could you tell that it was you?
Speaker 2: I call it just is it one of those cre
Speaker 2: where you have to get you and your mates to
Speaker 2: squint at the TV and it kind of brings you
Speaker 2: into focus. It all right, buddy, that's a great one.
Speaker 2: Have a good week thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 7: Thanks Bob, you do great to make by the way.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. All right, let's get the travelers.
Speaker 2: Then we got the news headlines Christian.
Speaker 1: O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show's alrighty, so we don't
Speaker 2: want to do it on air. It's ugly business show
Speaker 2: business sometimes. But we had to sack our second cat,
Speaker 2: yep in two shows. And because we know, pleasure to
Speaker 2: say that I'm not a catist. I've got nothing against them,
Speaker 2: some of my best friends of cats. But if you
Speaker 2: ring up this radio station, say, yep, got a cat
Speaker 2: that's psychic, it can predict the soccer games at the
Speaker 2: World Cup, and cat number one gets it wrong, then
Speaker 2: you say, hang on a minute, got another cat, cocoas clairvoyant,
Speaker 2: and that cat screws up as well. The cat's afied.
Speaker 5: The cats are got to stop picking the underdog. Just
Speaker 5: go for the favorite. Play It simple, especially at the start.
Speaker 2: It's the first casualties of this breakfast show really have
Speaker 2: been two cats. So we move on from the cats.
Speaker 2: We are very much in the market for a predictor pet.
Speaker 2: That's a psychic animal that you believe to be gifted,
Speaker 2: that can try and call the games. I don't know
Speaker 2: what Russia clearly loves Australia giving you prime time Saturday night,
Speaker 2: eight o'clock for your opening game. The rush skis clearly
Speaker 2: hate US poms. What time have I got four am
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning? Four a m. Tomorrow morning? Can't goodle the
Speaker 2: pup and watch the game four am? Mainly because I've
Speaker 2: got no friends to go, but four am is only
Speaker 2: coming to work early and watch it here? Do you've
Speaker 2: actually coming early and watching it with me?
Speaker 5: Four ams a little early. I get the last five
Speaker 5: minutes for.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Pats. We'll watch it together.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll bring the popcorn.
Speaker 2: No, she'll be doing the news. All right, Well you've
Speaker 2: got to step out for that. But anyway, we need
Speaker 2: a psychic animal. And then I hear over the weekend
Speaker 2: about croc cove up in Darwin and a crocodile there
Speaker 2: called Burt Right, one of nature's most chilling predators. You
Speaker 2: know the mind of a crocodile. It's been making predictions
Speaker 2: to do with the World Cup Games, and we're going
Speaker 2: to go live to croc Cove in five minutes time,
Speaker 2: depending on how this chat goes. I have an idea
Speaker 2: for later on this week. And the two producers on
Speaker 2: the show Becks and what's the other guy, Nick Beck?
Speaker 2: And the other guy this is there when I when
Speaker 2: I now this is in five minutes time. This is
Speaker 2: their only priority today. They're not to start bringing around
Speaker 2: walk doctors, which you misused their time last week to do.
Speaker 2: Can they still get my sigh ball? Yes. Once they've
Speaker 2: done that and get my shake as well, then they
Speaker 2: get on this. I'll tell you more.
Speaker 1: Next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show on Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: So is this show very much in the market for
Speaker 2: an animal that can predict various World Cup games? Australia's
Speaker 2: second game this Thursday night ten o'clock. You've got another
Speaker 2: that's a great time. Yeah, four am.
Speaker 5: I'm glad we're not waking up at four am or
Speaker 5: one am to watch matches.
Speaker 2: Our first England game is tomorrow. Next one for me
Speaker 2: is Sunday night, ten o'clock dreadful time for Cinderella here
Speaker 2: got to be out early in the morning, you know, Stephen,
Speaker 2: Beauty can't do that. Go get at the pub, all right.
Speaker 2: So when I read in the paper then about Bert,
Speaker 2: a psychic crocodile up in Darwin at crock Cove, I've
Speaker 2: got to find out more. And Leanna is on the
Speaker 2: line now live from crock Cove. Good morning, Leana, Good
Speaker 2: morning guys. How are you good? So listen tell us
Speaker 2: about Bert the crocodile. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Bert is our resident psyche at Crocodile. So he is
Speaker 6: a five point one meter eighty year old male croc Wow.
Speaker 2: Five years and how long have you had him?
Speaker 6: He's been at Crocosaurus Co for just under ten years,
Speaker 6: so he's been doing predictions pretty much ever since he
Speaker 6: got here.
Speaker 7: He's predicted all.
Speaker 2: Sorts of things such as give us a few highlights.
Speaker 6: Yeah, He's predicted lots of sports games. So he's done
Speaker 6: State of Origin AFL game, the Darwin Cups, he picked
Speaker 6: the winning horse a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: But he's also dabbled in politics.
Speaker 2: A little bit as well, well, predicting elections.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so he's picked Turnbull to win twenty sixteen, So
Speaker 6: he got some international attention for that prediction, so that exciting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who needs the exit polls when you got Bert
Speaker 2: the Crocodile calling.
Speaker 6: It exactly Turnbull loved it.
Speaker 2: What's he then predicted so far for the World Cup?
Speaker 2: Do you obviously have an Australia France your opening game?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So he's only predicted the first game, so with France
Speaker 6: versus Australia. He did pick Australia. But he is an
Speaker 6: Arzi Krock after all, so I.
Speaker 2: Think he's just a patriot been by to be fair,
Speaker 2: if it hadn't been for var and a penalty that
Speaker 2: shouldn't been a penalty, who knows.
Speaker 6: It was pretty close and he did take a nibble
Speaker 6: at both, so he initially nibbled at Australia.
Speaker 2: So how does he do it? Sorry, Leanna?
Speaker 5: How does he choose who he's how does he make
Speaker 5: his prediction?
Speaker 6: Basically we have two pictures, so we had pictures of
Speaker 6: the goalkeepers in this circumstance and then two big pieces
Speaker 6: of meat hanging from each one.
Speaker 2: I really hope he doesn't ever one day Laurice comes
Speaker 2: roundough with his kids or so that cross going there.
Speaker 2: He is licking his coffee lips.
Speaker 6: One day we'll hang the actual players and we'll see
Speaker 6: how they go.
Speaker 2: I'm not that's just this conversations like return now, I mean,
Speaker 2: you're keen to drive football into a croc co but
Speaker 2: human sacrifice for Burt. I Burt would love it. But
Speaker 2: I'm just not sure are we going to mix things
Speaker 2: up there? Some of the killed joys out there the
Speaker 2: piece he will go, I'm not sure how they feel
Speaker 2: about that sacrifice at crock Cove. So what's the next
Speaker 2: game he's going to predict? Is it your your next game?
Speaker 2: Or is he going to ever go? Do you think
Speaker 2: you could be swear to ever go to England?
Speaker 6: We'll have to see how we go with I mean
Speaker 6: the NT news of p and Darwin had asked us
Speaker 6: to do this first prediction. Now that he's gotten it wrong,
Speaker 6: we'll have to see if you decide, if they decide
Speaker 6: they want him to do it again. But I mean,
Speaker 6: he's always willing to munch on a piece of meat,
Speaker 6: so I think he's willing.
Speaker 2: To be so reliable that way. You know. Now, what
Speaker 2: we'd really love is if we could cross to you
Speaker 2: live Thursday morning to get his prediction for your second
Speaker 2: game it's Denmark for Denmark. Yeah, we could probably do
Speaker 2: that for you Thursday night. It's a Thursday night games
Speaker 2: have we could cross a live to you Thursday morning
Speaker 2: to get the whole thing to know which ways again
Speaker 2: when you are you going to put up with the
Speaker 2: keepers again to see which way he goes. We'll probably
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we can do.
Speaker 5: Something the photographs of just to make sure the photographs
Speaker 5: not the actual.
Speaker 2: Players need to impress that again. Okay, so no confusion,
Speaker 2: all right? Then hopefully we'll catch up with you guys
Speaker 2: who are CROs Cove on Thursday.
Speaker 6: Okay, that sounds good.
Speaker 2: We'll totally then, all right, Jackie's my idea. Let's see,
Speaker 2: do you know if Melbourne Zoo have got crocodile what's
Speaker 2: their butt? I know they have.
Speaker 5: I'm from memory of when I was last there as
Speaker 5: a child. Gorillas, seals, penguins, the classic go to.
Speaker 2: Do you remember if they have got to have a crocodile.
Speaker 3: Range wherever the open range has hippopotagi?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you can bring one in from lions strap
Speaker 5: one on the roof rack jack on the morning.
Speaker 2: Because I'm thinking wouldn't be good Okay, that's what they've
Speaker 2: got up in Darwin. Great for Burt. What if we
Speaker 2: got here in Melbourne, crock. We need a Melbourne crop
Speaker 2: maybe Thursday morning, a live kroc off our croc against
Speaker 2: the Darwin crop. Bert, bring it in the studio, send
Speaker 2: you down there to sort of handle it, handler things
Speaker 2: and our prester buns back here. You go down there,
Speaker 2: do the dangerous bits. You report back on air. We
Speaker 2: need a crocodile. So my words are to the producer
Speaker 2: of this show, Bex and Nick. Nothing else, nothing else
Speaker 2: today other than to get us a crocodile from Melbourne
Speaker 2: Zoo on Thursday's breakfast show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Shoe Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, this breakfast show runs until ten am, so
Speaker 2: Eddie MacGuire has got to say about that later on
Speaker 2: when we have our first sit down mano mano lunch, Well.
Speaker 5: First down. It makes it sound like it's one of who.
Speaker 2: Knows, who knows what Don is going to say to
Speaker 2: me or we revealed. All I do know is he's
Speaker 2: turning up with his crew Anderson Dace, Don maguire three
Speaker 2: on one, I said, do you need me and paths
Speaker 2: to come this afternoon. No, it's okay. You guys aren't
Speaker 2: did socially okay, So today's at work time waste. Depressing
Speaker 2: news has reached me from the England soccer camp. The
Speaker 2: players are watching Love Island come home. Now you're a
Speaker 2: national disgrace that is in Russia. Yeah, Love Island. I
Speaker 2: get away ten thousand miles to come here. And then
Speaker 2: it depressed me that Love Island suddenly starts up over
Speaker 2: here and now the national team is watching Love Island
Speaker 2: to get in the mood for their opening game to
Speaker 2: own No England anyway. So today's at work time waste
Speaker 2: has to do with all this. We're looking for sport
Speaker 2: TV shows, so combine a sport with a TV show.
Speaker 2: I've got Murphuse, we have a problem. I'd like to
Speaker 2: see Marv the Swerve doing use his show with him. Murphuse,
Speaker 2: we have a problem. I've got the US Master's chef
Speaker 2: my man kiss Murpheus. By the way, if you want
Speaker 2: that story one day, why did you mention that what
Speaker 2: they claim to fames, that's tomorrow. That's tomorrow, okay, a
Speaker 2: celebrity special of lame claims to fame. I've got the
Speaker 2: US Masters Chef, so Phil mcason and Tiger Woods with
Speaker 2: Gary George and that and the boys. So it's Chicken
Speaker 2: Palm week for them. And I've got the front parallel bars.
Speaker 2: See how mcmrnoy gets on with the parallel bars. Good
Speaker 2: job of using Australian shows as well. Yeah good, I
Speaker 2: because I'm here in Australia doing aroradio show. I haven't,
Speaker 2: but let's play on. So the guy who is Australia,
Speaker 2: what have you got? Tennis the Menace? Yeah? Nice, breaking
Speaker 2: bad minton, bad minton? Yeah, I like him. Canoe wants
Speaker 2: to be a millionaire. No, ready, doesn't get the word
Speaker 2: of that. He's going to cancel that lunch, all right, Okay,
Speaker 2: send us your cent. You can text him in Jack
Speaker 2: will mark them gold, silver, bronze or whatever one he
Speaker 2: adds on in this strange marketing system. Text yours then,
Speaker 2: is combining a TV show with a sport four seven
Speaker 2: five three, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: But Christian O'Connell Breakfast Joe Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I see you on the show as my one man Wikipedia. Okay,
Speaker 2: a local lads give me the knowledge, I say, I'm
Speaker 2: looking for a crocodile. Is there wine at the zoo?
Speaker 2: Here you go? Oh, I can't remember one? Someone tweets
Speaker 2: in just so let me know. Melbourne aquarium, of course,
Speaker 2: where do you go? See you look at crocodles Melbourne Aquarium.
Speaker 2: You don't even mention it. I haven't ever been to
Speaker 2: the aquarium. What doesn't matter. It's because you haven't been
Speaker 2: there doesn't mean I need you to be across everything
Speaker 2: in this city? All right? Have they got to crop yet?
Speaker 2: Beck and Nick? I'm going to crop? Are Are you
Speaker 2: eating right now? Why aren't you know? Yes? You are?
Speaker 2: He started eating his fifteen course breakfast. All right, today's
Speaker 2: ready to go, today's at work time. Waster is combine
Speaker 2: a sport with the TV show with the terrifying news
Speaker 2: for me, that's already our World Cup campaign could be ruined.
Speaker 2: The fact that the team to motivate themselves in their
Speaker 2: Russian hotel, the England team to keep them out of
Speaker 2: trouble are watching the truly awful Love Island, a British invention.
Speaker 2: Love Island, Please please don't say British invention. It is
Speaker 2: a show which I'm afraid to say, has come from
Speaker 2: my home country. I can only apologize. All right, then
Speaker 2: you ready to mark these? Ready to go Skippy the
Speaker 2: bush high Jumper, good silverl plus he's forgotten that works.
Speaker 2: He's forgotten that works. Simply has to say gold, silver, Bronze,
Speaker 2: doesn't have any aquarium. Forgot how it worked. Show eleven, okay,
Speaker 2: a few good walls, yeap, oh no, I didn't like it. Bronze.
Speaker 2: That's where Mary Anne Reno Humble goes to Reno Rugby.
Speaker 5: I don't know, don't know anything that's happening in that bronze.
Speaker 2: Fifteen Love Islands. Oh yeah, funny nice and he took
Speaker 2: me a second gold, rather well done. Now you get gold?
Speaker 2: Uh google boxing? Do you mean google box? As in
Speaker 2: Google box? That's very good? Gold? Gold for roehand and
Speaker 2: two nast Ones AFL Game of Thrones silver and the
Speaker 2: Western Bulldogs Wing the West Wing bad two mouth mouthful.
Speaker 2: I reckon, that's a question. No gold, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast show on gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: World Cups here and it confines combines three of my
Speaker 2: favorite things. Great players, great goals and yelling abuse at
Speaker 2: my TV screen. That was me Saturday night, swearing at
Speaker 2: the French players, get up, Hernandez, you cheating piece of
Speaker 2: before the game even started. On the listening to the
Speaker 2: national anthems, you've got a really good Australia has a
Speaker 2: really good rousing national anthem, right, I think he's actually
Speaker 2: better than our one.
Speaker 5: Oh good that you're getting familiar with it as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I hear the French national anthem and
Speaker 2: to me, it's just the French national anthem? Is this
Speaker 2: now one of our lovely listeners all right, called Pete?
Speaker 2: Here's it and here's something else? Okay, he hears. They
Speaker 2: very very remarked similarity between the French National anthem and
Speaker 2: the Brisbane Lions song. I'm no trained musicologist. He sends
Speaker 2: me a tweet if you ever want to tweet me,
Speaker 2: it's at oc. If we put the two together, they're
Speaker 2: pretty much bang on. French National anthem Brisbane Line song. Ye,
Speaker 2: I think, I think what's happened?
Speaker 5: And this a lot of the AFL teams you'll find
Speaker 5: have borrowed their song from an existing song. I reckon
Speaker 5: Brisbane Lines have just nicked it.
Speaker 2: Well, steady, we're saying things like that track about people
Speaker 2: nicking songs. Unless you want to go to court and
Speaker 2: defend your outrageous and unfair and I'm justified claims. Have
Speaker 2: you read about Rebel Wilson? Well, I have.
Speaker 5: Sorry I wasn't listening because I'm just trying to google.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry if I'm boring, trying to keep the show
Speaker 2: out of the courts. Essendon song, if I may have
Speaker 2: my laptop again, Yeah, he's hot widers laptop into the
Speaker 2: studio set up here. Now you remember how the Essendon
Speaker 2: song goes, see well to my pummy is is do
Speaker 2: the bombers fly up? Even though I don't think they.
Speaker 5: Say that, they do, see the bombers fly up up?
Speaker 5: That came from this and I hope this is the
Speaker 5: right thing, just googling it now. This Australian TV show
Speaker 5: from the sixties. This was their theme song. Oh nice
Speaker 5: sunny side up.
Speaker 2: This is it? This is it? This is it? The
Speaker 2: ball must play up.
Speaker 8: Up?
Speaker 2: Great spot? So are there the case of this? Because
Speaker 2: I love suddenly coming over here and hearing these songs
Speaker 2: for the first time. I'm amazed that these are great songs.
Speaker 2: But I've obviously you know, music inspiration comes more places.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet it'll be harder to find an AFL
Speaker 5: song that's a complete original and not one that is
Speaker 5: taken from somewhere else.
Speaker 2: Do not forget your big thing you need to do
Speaker 2: for me and this show in the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Is I need for this show one of those in
Speaker 2: the same style as those AFL songs. I don't know
Speaker 2: how you recreate it. Whether you need a cast of
Speaker 2: banjo players, I do I need.
Speaker 5: I'll need a horn section, I'll need some choir members.
Speaker 2: Bye, whatever you need, I will get get get it
Speaker 2: for you, Okay, but I need that In the next
Speaker 2: couple of weeks, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Huggy is coming up next. We are back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: Title of today's show is Penthouse Pets and.
Speaker 5: Just if you want to see Niche Christian's dog in
Speaker 5: the Australian Today in the media section pulling a pose
Speaker 5: that can only.
Speaker 2: Be described Penthouse as a sail. You can tell straight
Speaker 2: away whether that is a boy or girl dog. I
Speaker 2: mean maybe I should have put some knickers on her
Speaker 2: or g string or something to preserve her dignity. It's
Speaker 2: quite a compromising shot. And tomorrow it's the last Team
Speaker 2: tens and ten shows Wednesday, I announced which we are
Speaker 2: AFL team we're going to be going for It is
Speaker 2: last but by no means least is the Bulldogs. And
Speaker 2: on the show tomorrow. I know he's injured at the moment.
Speaker 2: I think it's ripped his hammy, torn off the bone
Speaker 2: or something. Eastern Wood is put in the case for
Speaker 2: the Bulldogs tomorrow. Jack. If I'm not here tomorrow, someone
Speaker 2: arrest Eddie McGuire. Oh, yes, the lunch, the lunch today.
Speaker 2: Never met this legend, the unofficial mayor of media here
Speaker 2: in Melbourne, Eddie McGuire. He summoned you to summon me
Speaker 2: to a restaurant and he's got his whole crew there,
Speaker 2: Will Anderson Darsa are all going to be there and
Speaker 2: just me. So if I'm not back tomorrow, go round
Speaker 2: to Triple m He's got me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you probably pop up on the Triple and
Speaker 5: Breakfast Show. I'll be here on my own, being Hamish
Speaker 5: running the whole thing all right.
Speaker 2: If you see If you don't see me tomorrow, you
Speaker 2: know what's happened. Thanks. Listen to the show, The
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold One oh, four point three,