1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. We had a segment yesterday 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 1: that came from was the Tribal Drum, but it came 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 1: from something I'd seen on Twitter, a Twitter thread called 4 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 1: Fesshole where people confessed to all sorts of things. A 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: lot of them are really saucy and unattractive and manky, 6 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: but some of them are very, very funny. So we 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 1: turned this into our Tribal Drum and called it. You 8 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 1: came up with the name fest Pit, Throw your confessions 9 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,160 Speaker 1: into the Pit. Well, I found some other ones that 10 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,080 Speaker 1: are just brilliant. Remember I said yesterday one of the 11 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: best ones I'd seen was this woman who said that 12 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,839 Speaker 1: she didn't get on that well with a mother in 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,559 Speaker 1: law and like to play with the brain a little bit. 14 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: And the mother in law was reading The Exorcist and 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: thought it was the most terrifying book she'd ever read, 16 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,239 Speaker 1: so she was so traumatized by it she threw it 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 1: into the ocean. So this woman, her daughter in law, 18 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: went to the shop, bought a new copy of The Exorcist, 19 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: ran it under the tap so that was wet, and 20 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 1: put it back beside her bed like the devil had returned. 21 00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: The that's pretty dark. What about this one? I saw 22 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: this one last night. I poohed myself while I was 23 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:06,080 Speaker 1: out walking. I pulled off my boxes and lightly buried 24 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 1: them in a wood. A year or so later, a 25 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: body was discovered in the same wood. Thinking my soiled 26 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: underpants might be found as evidence. I went to the 27 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: police station and explained, they're probably still laughing. Isn't that 28 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: amazing because that's the sort of thing you'd see in 29 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,319 Speaker 1: a TV and a movie where incidentally you're tied to 30 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: a murder. How do I tell them? All I've done 31 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,679 Speaker 1: is pood my pants. So he was pre emptied it 32 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: by going to the police station and telling the story. 33 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,039 Speaker 1: Run forensics, and this policeman saying, I've trained for years 34 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,199 Speaker 1: for what this is for. Here's another one. They don't 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,520 Speaker 1: have to be bodily functions. I was gasping for a 36 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,360 Speaker 1: hot drink one night. I had no tea bags and 37 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: I'd run out of coffee, but I had some coffee granules, 38 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: a gravy granules. I made a cup of steaming hot gravy. 39 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: Who knew what a great drink it was? I'm now 40 00:01:55,160 --> 00:02:00,120 Speaker 1: it's now my regular indulgence. Gravy. I like gravy it 41 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: would be quite nice. Actually, can't be good for you. 42 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: I was born near the red Light district in Amsterdam. 43 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,160 Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I loved filling balloons with 44 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:09,720 Speaker 1: water and standing on bridges and dropping them on tourists 45 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:12,919 Speaker 1: in sightseeing boats. Years later I realized the balloons I'd 46 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:18,239 Speaker 1: found on the streets were used. Oh nice, that's nice, Dick. 47 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: So we'll be bringing best pit back again. So if 48 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:24,800 Speaker 1: you have a confession, save it up. We will be 49 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: all ears. I'm looking forward to it.