1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: The Will M Woody podcast. 2 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 2: Hate willim Woody Woods. And there's a lot of fear 3 00:00:11,560 --> 00:00:14,640 Speaker 2: about going over to the US at the moment, particularly 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,919 Speaker 2: given that they're you know, you don't need to be 5 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:19,639 Speaker 2: really all that far off the scale to be getting 6 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,680 Speaker 2: pulled up, detained, sent back home. And Alistair Kitchen, who's 7 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 2: a thirty three year old writer and photographer from Melbourne, 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:28,840 Speaker 2: was pulled from the line at customs, taken to a 9 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 2: back room, his phone was seized. He was held at 10 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:35,000 Speaker 2: lax for twelve hours, and the US border agent said 11 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 2: that was because he'd written on his personal blog covering 12 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 2: the pro Palestinian rallies at Columbia University last year. So 13 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,479 Speaker 2: this's just something he's written in his blog about something 14 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 2: that happened at UNI last year. His belongings and passport 15 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 2: handed over two quondas, not given back to him until 16 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:53,960 Speaker 2: he landed back in Melbourne. Again, you have a look 17 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 2: at this guy. I certain wouldn't pick him a lineup, 18 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:58,720 Speaker 2: and not in a bad way. Alistair, who joins us 19 00:00:58,800 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 2: right now. 20 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 3: I'm glad to hear it. 21 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:05,679 Speaker 4: Matte's actually just on what we'll saying then, because you're 22 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,759 Speaker 4: right for me. You just look like a normal guy. Alistair, 23 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 4: So how did they find you and when did they 24 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,440 Speaker 4: pick you out of the queue and drag you into 25 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 4: a room? 26 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:18,479 Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, picked out of a lineup is the right idea. 27 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:21,160 Speaker 3: Because I stepped off the plane and within a minute 28 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 3: many Australians will know that lion at Lax, where you 29 00:01:24,959 --> 00:01:27,400 Speaker 3: go to get your pathport looked at. I didn't even 30 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:30,120 Speaker 3: get into it. The voice came over the radio over 31 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 3: the intercom. They called me to the back. An officer 32 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:35,839 Speaker 3: collected me and whisked me away into a back room 33 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,520 Speaker 3: where this twelve hour detention and a series of interviews began. 34 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:42,959 Speaker 4: So when you are picked out like that, all your 35 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:44,920 Speaker 4: name goes over the speaking it straight into a room. 36 00:01:44,959 --> 00:01:46,679 Speaker 4: What's going through your head at that point? 37 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 2: Alistair? 38 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 3: Well, look, I knew that things were getting dodgy, to 39 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,320 Speaker 3: say the least in the US, so I had prepared 40 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,279 Speaker 3: in advance for some type of superficial search of my phone. 41 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 3: You know, I'd scrubbed my social media, taken down any 42 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,640 Speaker 3: being critical of Donald Trump. But that's not I prepared 43 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 3: for the wrong thing. And I want Australian to know 44 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 Speaker 3: that because they had before I had taken all these 45 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 3: things down, already read them in the weeks coming up 46 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 3: to my flight to the US. So when I realized that, look, fear, 47 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 3: fear is the right word for it. 48 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, man. 49 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 4: So then what are the kinds of questions they're asking you? 50 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:24,399 Speaker 4: So you just said, then you put in a room 51 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:27,560 Speaker 4: for twelve hours. What questions are they asking you? And 52 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 4: what are they doing to you for twelve hours? 53 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,720 Speaker 3: Well, I can tell you. As soon as they sat 54 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:35,560 Speaker 3: me down and they'd got the prelude, the biographical questions 55 00:02:35,560 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 3: out of the way, as soon as they were ready 56 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:41,200 Speaker 3: to interview me, the officer turned and said, look, mate, 57 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,880 Speaker 3: we both know why you're here. Look, he didn't use 58 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 3: the word mate. He said, look, we both know why 59 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 3: you're here. And I said, I don't know why I'm here, 60 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 3: And he said it's because of what you've written about 61 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 3: the protests of Columbia. And then for the next thirty 62 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 3: to forty minutes he grilled me about my views on 63 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:59,359 Speaker 3: the Israel Gaza conflict. 64 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:03,480 Speaker 2: Right do you, Alice? Did? How did they know that? 65 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,839 Speaker 2: It sounds like there's been some prep involved for them 66 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 2: to know that you've done this, Like are they scanning 67 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:17,440 Speaker 2: passenger lists for planes that are inbound to source people 68 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:18,239 Speaker 2: before they land. 69 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I'm not sure. I've got two ideas, and 70 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 3: both of them scaming. The first is an Australian should 71 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 3: be aware of this, that the technological sophistication of Customs 72 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 3: and Border Patrol seems to have got much better than 73 00:03:31,480 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 3: it used to be. They used to be pretty unsophisticated 74 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 3: and they'll just like scroll through your phone a little 75 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,480 Speaker 3: bit if they felt like it. At this point, I'm 76 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 3: worrying that they are matching your s to application to 77 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,600 Speaker 3: a search of your online presence. 78 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, okay, that's my first fear. 79 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 3: My second fear. When we were at Columbia, it was 80 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,640 Speaker 3: well reported that certain conservative political groups were giving the 81 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 3: names of students who they did not like to the government. 82 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 3: The government to follow up with them. And I'm a 83 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 3: little bit worried that I ended up on one of 84 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 3: those lists. 85 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my yeah right. And then that flags on 86 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: the system when they say that you're flying in and 87 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:12,600 Speaker 2: then they want detain you for twelve hours and flying 88 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 2: your home. So when you're in there, mate, when you 89 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:20,440 Speaker 2: say like intimidation, what what level are we talking here? Like, 90 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 2: I'm kind of you know, I'm kind of envisioning a 91 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,520 Speaker 2: bad nineties movie with a good cop bad cop routine 92 00:04:25,520 --> 00:04:27,599 Speaker 2: with the guys kind of like slamming on the table 93 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 2: his hands and threatening you with with you know, I 94 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,440 Speaker 2: don't know, sending you back to your country the fine book. 95 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 2: I reckon that. Ye yeah, but was there any liked 96 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 2: how hectic did it get? 97 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:41,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? 98 00:04:41,760 --> 00:04:44,719 Speaker 3: Look, there are stories of that happening. There are stories 99 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 3: of yelling or swearing, of threatening that didn't happen to me. 100 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,760 Speaker 3: And guys, look, I'm going to be perfectly honest. I 101 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 3: didn't need that to already be scared. 102 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:53,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, they were. 103 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 3: Perfectly scary enough to be in the back room in 104 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,239 Speaker 3: a basically stateless position. You know where you are before 105 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 3: you've checked in your visa. You have less rights than 106 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,880 Speaker 3: a criminal. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you nowhere I recognized. 107 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 2: And you can get getting shipped off too. I was 108 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 2: going to say a people getting shopped off to El 109 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 2: Salvador daily for that's right? 110 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,480 Speaker 4: For nothing really, And al Am, I right in saying 111 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,640 Speaker 4: that they took your phone off you and then demanded 112 00:05:22,839 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 4: your passcode. 113 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 3: Yes, you are right to say it. And let me 114 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 3: say to anyone listening when that happens to you, or 115 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 3: if and when it happens to you, you'll be given 116 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,719 Speaker 3: a choice, hand over your past code or immediately get back, 117 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 3: get back on the plane and sent back home. That 118 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,680 Speaker 3: was the first question I was given, Do you want 119 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 3: your passcode or do you want to go back home? 120 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 3: And I was still hopeful at that point that I 121 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,640 Speaker 3: would get into the US. 122 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,600 Speaker 2: Yeah. 123 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 3: I was wrong to be hopeful, and I was wrong 124 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 3: to give them my passcode. If you're in that situation, 125 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 3: please get on the plane. I don't care if it's 126 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 3: another fifteen hours back in Melbourne, because they are never 127 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 3: going to let you in by the time they're ready 128 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:01,919 Speaker 3: to search your phone. 129 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 2: Okay, that's great advice. 130 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 4: Did you meet anyone else who was being detained alistair 131 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 4: with you at that time as well? 132 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, we were put into this detention holding pens. 133 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:14,120 Speaker 3: The thing is we're not allowed to talk to each other. 134 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 3: I was the only man. The women were separated by 135 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,720 Speaker 3: a wall. I could see them occasionally. There were five 136 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 3: of them, three women from Latin America, two women from China, 137 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 3: and when I stepped in the door, one of them 138 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 3: was distraught, asking the guard who was guarding us, for 139 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 3: any information at all. And he turned to her and 140 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:37,160 Speaker 3: he says, I've got no information to give you, there's 141 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 3: none coming. Should not worry about it. That woman over 142 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:44,200 Speaker 3: there has been here for four and a half days complaining. 143 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 3: And when I heard that, Guys, let me tell you, 144 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:49,119 Speaker 3: my heart sank. 145 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,919 Speaker 2: Whoa man that is really scary? 146 00:06:52,240 --> 00:06:54,920 Speaker 5: He being fed and like anything like that. 147 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,400 Speaker 3: Yes, I can tell you. There's cup noodles. There, there's 148 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,040 Speaker 3: cup noodles. So if you're into that, you can eat 149 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:03,599 Speaker 3: as many as you want. And they're very proud that 150 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 3: they're giving it to your free. 151 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 2: I'm sure they are. Hey, Alistair, are you scared about 152 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 2: talking like is it? Or have you just kind of 153 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 2: written off a trip to America for the duration of 154 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,960 Speaker 2: the Trump administration. 155 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 3: I've certainly written off. But I'll tell you that I 156 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 3: am pretty terrified for two reasons. One, the chance that 157 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 3: they implement a lifetime ban as a reprisal for me 158 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 3: talking to guys like you the second they plugged in 159 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,080 Speaker 3: and downloaded the entire contents of my phone. And look, 160 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:35,239 Speaker 3: as any guy or girl will know, there's always stuff 161 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,560 Speaker 3: on your phone you don't want getting out there. And frankly, 162 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 3: I don't trust them to release that stuff. When I 163 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:43,800 Speaker 3: get off the phone with you, guys, I'm buying a 164 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,520 Speaker 3: new plane because who knows what they've downloaded. 165 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 4: That is totally wild or like they could like doctor 166 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,680 Speaker 4: images in your photo gallery to make it look like nudes. 167 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:56,440 Speaker 4: And I'm not just saying that list in case they 168 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 4: ever get and find some nudes on there. 169 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 2: Is crazy. I don't think they're doing that, but either way, 170 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 2: don't release my nudes. Alice Deair, that is really wild man. Firstly, 171 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:15,640 Speaker 2: really sorry that happened to you. Yeah, that sucks, but 172 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:20,320 Speaker 2: thank you for joining us. And yeah, a warning shot 173 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 2: for everyone out there that it's obviously I know we 174 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,000 Speaker 2: were seeing it on the news and whatnot, but it's 175 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,920 Speaker 2: obviously a very different place from from what it has been. 176 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a different country to the one we were brought. 177 00:08:30,160 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 6: Up to believe in. 178 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, mate, thanks for joining us here on Will 179 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 2: and Woody. Good luck with the phone buying mate, Yeah wow, 180 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:44,080 Speaker 2: Alistair kitchen there, it's entertained an lax shipped home for 181 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 2: writing an article about Palestine years ago on his personal 182 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 2: blog wild stuff there. Make sure you are dotting your eyes, 183 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:53,199 Speaker 2: crossing your t before you go to the US. These 184 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,120 Speaker 2: days and. 185 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,040 Speaker 5: You can't even wipe your phone now like it's done. 186 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 2: You're worried about the nerds, mate, you know you are. 187 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:07,000 Speaker 2: It's Will and Woody right now, give us called thirty 188 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 2: and one a sixty five. If you want to play woods, 189 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,400 Speaker 2: it's a hundred bucks a can. 190 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,760 Speaker 1: I'm going to add a soft drink. 191 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:19,960 Speaker 2: A beer? Duy no dui nod? 192 00:09:23,679 --> 00:09:26,080 Speaker 4: Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink 193 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 4: based only on the sound of the can opening? 194 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:30,679 Speaker 5: And again you. 195 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 4: Just keep going here, you keep going until you get 196 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:36,000 Speaker 4: a can wrong, So technically you could be going home 197 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 4: with hundreds of thousands of dollars tonight, Natalie. How does 198 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,600 Speaker 4: that does hundreds of thousands of dollars sounds Natalie? 199 00:09:43,160 --> 00:09:46,320 Speaker 1: Oh don't you sounds terrific? Let's see how we go? 200 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 2: Okay, first step is one hundred bucks. 201 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:49,280 Speaker 5: Here it is can one. 202 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:56,840 Speaker 7: Beer. 203 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:04,320 Speaker 2: Sorry, Nat, Sorry, there's a soft drink you know, tanks 204 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 2: it playing, Natalie, Nice to meet you. Troy is called 205 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 2: that when I was six'. 206 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 4: Five i'm cruel to bring up one hundreds of thousands 207 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:11,480 Speaker 4: of dollars before she even got one, Can. 208 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 2: Troy and technically she does have to get a thousand 209 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 2: cans there as. Well we'd bring her back. 210 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,439 Speaker 5: Tomorrow there's no rules, Here. 211 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:20,320 Speaker 2: Troy you want to crack some. 212 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,439 Speaker 4: Cans you want some, Cash i'm just gonna give you 213 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 4: can One troy here it? 214 00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 6: Is yeah, wow Sorry, Troy Sorry, troy soft. 215 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:45,080 Speaker 2: Drink troy is Getting remy, here my, god we just 216 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,040 Speaker 2: cannot take a trick at the. Moment great, Name. 217 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 8: Remy yeah here we got. 218 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 2: Cans damn. It give me my, money give me my 219 00:10:55,200 --> 00:11:07,000 Speaker 2: money and one uh? Under really and you're going to 220 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:08,840 Speaker 2: kill you in the car with Rim dog. 221 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:11,680 Speaker 9: One of my. 222 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,839 Speaker 7: Friends here we. 223 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:17,400 Speaker 2: Go nice you? Real you can To oh here were? 224 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 2: Gay that's a? Bee did sound like it is a soft? Drink? 225 00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 2: Though hundred? Bucks where are you in your? Best makeoun 226 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,000 Speaker 2: and spend your hundred? Bucks, still that's good. 227 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,400 Speaker 1: Cash i'm gonna go fill out my. 228 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:42,599 Speaker 2: Car that's just smart. Footy that's smart. Footy does he 229 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:46,680 Speaker 2: make want to? Play does your make want to? Play? 230 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:47,680 Speaker 10: Yes she wants to? 231 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,560 Speaker 2: Play jagger? 232 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,640 Speaker 3: On? 233 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:57,520 Speaker 2: No is your? Mate what's your? Name? Titler Taitland? Kitler 234 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 2: did you agree With remy's last? Guess? No, okay well 235 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,320 Speaker 2: there we, go all? 236 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: Right oh, okay soft drink will be all, right, okay 237 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,559 Speaker 1: you understanding the? 238 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:14,400 Speaker 2: Game then, okay super. Easy it's super. 239 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:16,880 Speaker 4: Easy Al, right here's cam one for a hundred, bucks 240 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,920 Speaker 4: kitlan something. 241 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: HERE i get. 242 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:25,839 Speaker 3: It jesus, beer. 243 00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 2: The adrenaline. Rush hundred, girls it's a hundred. Bucks, ah 244 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 2: here we. Go you ready for Cant? Caitlin i'm? 245 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 1: READY i reckon? 246 00:12:51,679 --> 00:13:00,840 Speaker 8: Beer the energy in this? 247 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 2: Car are you guys pulled? 248 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:08,000 Speaker 4: Over this takes you to takes you to three hundred. 249 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 4: Bucks here we go where you guys off? 250 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 3: To by the, way we're going. 251 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,520 Speaker 1: Home we've been AT uni all? Day all? 252 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,480 Speaker 2: Right? Nice, okay great way to finish my. 253 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 4: Day let me, yeah, alright for three hundred. 254 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 2: Bucks here is can three. 255 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,480 Speaker 1: Hmmm let's go with soft? 256 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:31,839 Speaker 3: Drink? 257 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 4: Yeah what what do you need to get to? 258 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,240 Speaker 5: To like not go home and just go straight to 259 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 5: a fancy restaurant or. 260 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 2: Something, oh we're. 261 00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:52,959 Speaker 4: Going we're, going all, Right so let's go for four Hundred, 262 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 4: first here it is care for. 263 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: Faust Rig. 264 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:18,400 Speaker 8: Ama, yeah you guys have a great one hundred bucks 265 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,920 Speaker 8: of candy ge whez, electric isn't? 266 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 2: It you forget how much more one hundred bucks means 267 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 2: when you're? Nineteen that is, gee it's life. Made life 268 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,760 Speaker 2: made is, yeah maybe the. 269 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,840 Speaker 4: Year maybe the year will pretty poor fatherhood on my 270 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 4: part recently bad. Daddy so basically you were. Involved CAN 271 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,360 Speaker 4: i just say as? Well AND i just THINK i. 272 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 2: WASN'T i was an. ACCESSORY i wasn't as my wise. 273 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,120 Speaker 4: MATE i just wish you pulled me into line here 274 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 4: Because i've embarrassed myself and done the one thing you. 275 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 5: Should never do as a. 276 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:54,280 Speaker 4: Father so WHERE i was at the park with, you your 277 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 4: daughter was, there was at your daughter's. 278 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,920 Speaker 2: Party, yeah she was. There she was there of. 279 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,600 Speaker 4: Course and all the kids decided to do a. Race 280 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:03,840 Speaker 4: they were, doing like a running. 281 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:05,760 Speaker 2: Race one they decided to do a race they was running. 282 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:09,600 Speaker 4: Around, well, yeah BUT i think naturally when kids start, 283 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,200 Speaker 4: running it becomes a bit of a race where, they're you, 284 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 4: know testing each other out who's the. Fastest so you 285 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:18,040 Speaker 4: just see these kids from the back of the. Playground 286 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:21,560 Speaker 4: they come out of nowhere and they are just. Tearing 287 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:25,560 Speaker 4: they can't believe how quick they're. Going, anyway all the 288 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 4: kids had gone, past and we kind of went back 289 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 4: to our beverages and started talking and then all of a, 290 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 4: sudden out of, nowhere about a minute, later comes my beautiful, Daughter, 291 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:38,680 Speaker 4: remy who is going so incredibly. Slow it's like the 292 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 4: kids have forgotten about. 293 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,640 Speaker 2: It they've moved on to other. Activities and There's. 294 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,400 Speaker 5: Remy head, down just pumping the. 295 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 2: Arms she's so far. Behind and as as she was, 296 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 2: running she was those was either running up hill or 297 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,760 Speaker 2: into a fifty k in our HEADWIND, yep that can 298 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 2: confirm there was no. Wind she just and but the effort. 299 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,320 Speaker 2: Was it was. 300 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 4: Beautiful she was going for it and it led to 301 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 4: this huge laugh from all the, parents so. 302 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,720 Speaker 5: Every single, parent and it's just she also. 303 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 2: Had had the shoes with the lights on them as, 304 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 2: well so every footstep of foot would light. 305 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:17,880 Speaker 4: Up, yeah then you and then as dad, THERE i 306 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:21,120 Speaker 4: fell for it as. WELL i am pissing myself laughing 307 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,640 Speaker 4: at how funny the whole thing. Is AND i just 308 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:25,400 Speaker 4: had this moment WHERE i was, like, ah she's doing 309 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,800 Speaker 4: something a little bit embarrassing and whilst this is, Funny 310 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:33,240 Speaker 4: like you have to admit. THAT i think as a 311 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 4: parent there's sometimes where you're, like, AH i shouldn't be 312 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:37,120 Speaker 4: laughing at you right. 313 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 2: Now it's interesting that you raised this because and by the, 314 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,160 Speaker 2: way thirteen one out six, five if you've laughed at 315 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,240 Speaker 2: your kid when you shouldn't. HAVE i think it's interesting 316 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 2: you raised this because you literally brought up the other 317 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,880 Speaker 2: week about you, know when do you tell your children 318 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 2: the hard? Truths like when are you going to tell 319 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,440 Speaker 2: your daughter that she's bloody? 320 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 4: Slow, No, no it's. Funny AND i was, LIKE i 321 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,240 Speaker 4: Think i'll be someone who'll be able to have that. Conversation. 322 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,200 Speaker 5: YEAH i realized on the weekend there's no. 323 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 4: Way AFTER i laughed at her face for a, WHILE 324 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,119 Speaker 4: i got right around. 325 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,679 Speaker 5: It AND i was, like you are moving like the. 326 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,960 Speaker 2: Wind yeah, yeah, Right. 327 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,560 Speaker 4: YEAH i find myself laughing at her a, lot, actually 328 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,960 Speaker 4: though at inappropriate. Times so she's just started doing dancing. 329 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:19,679 Speaker 4: Classes oh cute as, well, lovely, right except the teacher always, 330 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:24,200 Speaker 4: says point point your, toes, right. Ballet so it's a, 331 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,920 Speaker 4: ballet and so point your toes And remy points at 332 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 4: her toes the whole. 333 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 2: Class point. 334 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,439 Speaker 4: Laughing at, it which again is, like don't laugh at 335 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 4: your daughter when she does something. 336 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,720 Speaker 5: Embarrassing, yeah, yeah another. 337 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 2: One because you don't want. To you want, them you 338 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 2: want to get around, Them you want them to feel 339 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 2: like they can do silly things in front of you 340 00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,240 Speaker 2: without being laughed. 341 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,640 Speaker 4: At you also don't want to condone bad behavior as. 342 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,040 Speaker 4: Well so where just startn't have conversations around because because 343 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 4: she's seeing she's seeing me And mum, naked, yeap just 344 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 4: trying to understand like a wise dad got that thing 345 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,400 Speaker 4: between his legs and Wise mum got. That so it's 346 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,320 Speaker 4: like that's a, vagina that's a, Penis LIKE i starting 347 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,520 Speaker 4: to have. That but what's not funny or WHAT i 348 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 4: shouldn't be laughing at is when she Sees, nanny which 349 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,800 Speaker 4: is MIM's, mum and says nanny has a. Penis, Yeah 350 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,919 Speaker 4: And i've laughed at that a number of, times and 351 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:17,640 Speaker 4: that's that's poor. 352 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:21,399 Speaker 2: Behavior well actually funnily. Enough So, max my, daughter was 353 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:26,399 Speaker 2: staying at mum And dad's place recently and down the, 354 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 2: BEACH i Think dad just got out of the out 355 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 2: of the water and he was getting changed And max 356 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,640 Speaker 2: walked up to him and said she got him dark 357 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,080 Speaker 2: and in front of my mum and another one of 358 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 2: my siblings, said, oh does got a tourny? 359 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:44,640 Speaker 4: Penis there you, go which and, yeah you can't, laugh 360 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 4: which it's obviously very hard not to. Laugh dad hasn't, 361 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:54,720 Speaker 4: surfaced he's so. Mortified that's. Tough he's never nude, now 362 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:55,920 Speaker 4: he'll never get undressed. 363 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:58,960 Speaker 5: Again going back from, that thirteen one six five is that? 364 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:01,880 Speaker 2: Number when did? 365 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,159 Speaker 5: You when did you laugh at your kids when you 366 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 5: really shouldn't. 367 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 4: Have they did some embarrassing or they or they did something, 368 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,120 Speaker 4: naughty which, is. 369 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,600 Speaker 2: Yeah you shouldn't be you shouldn't be. Condoning, yeah you, 370 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,720 Speaker 2: know saying that your grandpa's got a small. 371 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 5: One, no all penis chap probably don't condone. 372 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,360 Speaker 2: That SO i think with the embarrassing, one you don't 373 00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,000 Speaker 2: want to laugh at them because you don't want to squash, 374 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,359 Speaker 2: Them but with the naughty, one you don't want to 375 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,439 Speaker 2: laugh with them because you don't want to encourage. Them 376 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,399 Speaker 2: you don't want to condone the. 377 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,919 Speaker 4: Behavior, so for, example when my daughter was trying to 378 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,600 Speaker 4: pronounce dinosaur for a long. 379 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:36,679 Speaker 5: Time and she pronounced it asshole WHAT i don't. Know 380 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,639 Speaker 5: she was definitely referring to, dinosaurs but she was saying. 381 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:40,480 Speaker 2: Asshole. 382 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:44,119 Speaker 4: Wow and when you're finding that, funny what happens is 383 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:44,760 Speaker 4: going to keep doing? 384 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 2: It it. 385 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 4: Does so we're in the supermarket saying where's the? Asshole, 386 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 4: Look i'm going to stop saying that works as naughty. 387 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,800 Speaker 4: Word but it's just a. Mistake so, yeah we. 388 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,239 Speaker 2: Got TO i find it particularly hard with your partner as, 389 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,040 Speaker 2: well like if they're laughing at your partner and you 390 00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,560 Speaker 2: know you don't want to. Condone, yes so it was 391 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,160 Speaker 2: we mentioned. Before it Was max's birthday last weekend And, 392 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,840 Speaker 2: sam he spent a lot of time researching your present For. Max, 393 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,720 Speaker 2: yes spent a lot of, time you. Know so she 394 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,680 Speaker 2: ended up getting there this, magnet like this giant. Magnet oh, 395 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,520 Speaker 2: YEAH i think that she. Makes it's like blocks with magnets, 396 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 2: Anyway i've seen. Them they look. Great oh they're. Great. 397 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:20,520 Speaker 2: Yeah max opens the present's first present she. Opens it 398 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 2: is the biggest box as. Well so she opens it, 399 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,640 Speaker 2: up takes one looking at, it and then she, goes 400 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:27,640 Speaker 2: this is for my. MUMMY i then gave it straight 401 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,800 Speaker 2: back To sam right across the, table WHICH i thought was, 402 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:33,359 Speaker 2: great did You lae, obviously, Yeah AND i thought that 403 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,000 Speaker 2: was very funny as. 404 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 5: Well of, course of course it's a good. 405 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,720 Speaker 2: Gear at the end of the, day you can't give 406 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,680 Speaker 2: to present straight back To. 407 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:46,119 Speaker 5: Maddie, hi, Guys, hello, Now, maddam you're a. 408 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:50,440 Speaker 1: BABYSITTER i, Am i've been babysitting for a long time, 409 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,640 Speaker 1: now And i've never heard something so hilarious come out 410 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,840 Speaker 1: of the kid's. Mouth but it's quite. Sweet at the same, 411 00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:00,000 Speaker 1: time this two year OLD i look, after He's I've 412 00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 1: i've taken him to this injury playground and he starts 413 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 1: saying WHAT i think is dump, truck but as you could, 414 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: imagine it's coming out as dumb and then And i'm, 415 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,480 Speaker 1: going oh my, gosh what are you? Saying and he 416 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:22,399 Speaker 1: repeats it again And i'm, like oh my, GOSH i start. 417 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:27,680 Speaker 1: Laughing and now because BECAUSE i, laugh you know now it's. 418 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,240 Speaker 2: Gotten it's good, Gear. Maddie we've got t shoes curled 419 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:31,960 Speaker 2: on thirty and WHEN i six five teast is your? 420 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:37,399 Speaker 7: Son, yes, yes he was two at the. Time he's twenty. 421 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 7: Now but we were at a family gathering at my 422 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:44,439 Speaker 7: auntie's place and her father in law was there and 423 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,960 Speaker 7: unfortunately her father in law lost her. Legs, sorry he's 424 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 7: standing there in his shorts one leg, crutches and my 425 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:54,440 Speaker 7: son walks over in front of everyone as there's, hey 426 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,240 Speaker 7: where's your? Leg we all have a bit of a. 427 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 7: Chuckle he's, Two but then he received to walk underneath. 428 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:04,679 Speaker 7: Him look up his shorts and, Says, yep, nope it's not, 429 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:12,679 Speaker 7: there and of course we all cracked, up and, yeah he. 430 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,080 Speaker 3: Thought it was. 431 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,720 Speaker 7: Hilarious so we kept bringing the attention back to this 432 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 7: man with a missing. 433 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,280 Speaker 2: Leg, yeah you can't laugh. THERE i apologize for. Laughing 434 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 2: sorry the look up that actually were in the other, 435 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,080 Speaker 2: morning we had an interview over at my place in the. 436 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,679 Speaker 2: Morning we interviewed. 437 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 5: Was A Lady, Gaga Chris, Pratt, Millie Bobby, brown. 438 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:36,760 Speaker 2: A few of, you just a few of the, names 439 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,800 Speaker 2: just a few of the names and recycled through the 440 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:43,800 Speaker 2: show recently get him on the. Podcast. Guys could have Been. Rhianna, 441 00:22:44,359 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 2: Yeah i'm not sure her or biber or it was 442 00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:50,200 Speaker 2: one of those. Names, anyway you And junian producer analyst 443 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 2: came out in the. Morning it was pretty early in the, 444 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,400 Speaker 2: morning so my daughter was. Naked she kind of rolls 445 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,040 Speaker 2: around in these. 446 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:57,240 Speaker 5: Days she's just on the bottom. Half she had A 447 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,680 Speaker 5: t shirt but from. 448 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:02,280 Speaker 2: There after dead like that look, Anyway so so she 449 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 2: was sitting on the rug and THEN i don't know 450 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,879 Speaker 2: what's going on at the, moment but she's got a 451 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:08,720 Speaker 2: bit of a fascination with. It, anyway so you and 452 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,720 Speaker 2: anal said By max, later. 453 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,159 Speaker 5: Well, yes she offered me a. Tea she, said do 454 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,480 Speaker 5: you did you to make you a cup of? 455 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 2: Tea tea hospitality service at my? Place and then while 456 00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,160 Speaker 2: you were, talking just did the double hand as straight 457 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,680 Speaker 2: in the notorious Vag. Yeah, yeah, yeah she was offering me. Tea, 458 00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:26,919 Speaker 2: yeah which you, know obviously you And analyst thought was very. 459 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,760 Speaker 2: Funny well you have to, laugh it's just, yeah there's 460 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 2: nothing you can do there but. Laugh let's go To. 461 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:35,919 Speaker 2: Sue we're going to. 462 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 5: Sew so this was your, Son, yeah you had to 463 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:39,040 Speaker 5: laugh and. 464 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 9: Probably, yeah probably shouldn't, have but, yeah my husband AND 465 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:50,399 Speaker 9: i were shopping in a Bathroom renault store On Parramatta 466 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:54,440 Speaker 9: road AND i was off looking at basins and, tapware 467 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,240 Speaker 9: AND i turned around to my husband calling my name 468 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,480 Speaker 9: loudly across the display floor with my son over his 469 00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:08,560 Speaker 9: shoulder with his ass cheeks hanging. Out, basically he had 470 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,520 Speaker 9: said that my son had been in the display toilets 471 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,520 Speaker 9: in the front display window at the lights On Paramatta 472 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 9: road doing a poo in one of the toilets because 473 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:23,200 Speaker 9: he was being potty, trained and he was very proud of. 474 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:38,119 Speaker 2: Himself that's, awesome big moment Here. Woods you stole some 475 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:42,720 Speaker 2: celebrated report From charles And diana's wedding made in nineteen seventy. Nine, 476 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,960 Speaker 2: yes americatures Of charles And diana on the face of the. 477 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,480 Speaker 2: Wine but most, importantly where did you steal the port? 478 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:52,119 Speaker 4: From stole it from my in laws To michelle And, 479 00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 4: terry who may be, listening, apologies But i'm a businessman 480 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,960 Speaker 4: first and, foremost and cash is. KING i then realized 481 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 4: will very quickly that the wine was actually, worthless unfortunately 482 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,880 Speaker 4: based on an evaluation from a wine, Connoisseur and at 483 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 4: that MOMENT i decided to try and rip off my, 484 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,320 Speaker 4: dad who joins us in the. Studio right, Now, Dad 485 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,320 Speaker 4: i'm interested to ask. 486 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:17,320 Speaker 2: You as are we still? 487 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,080 Speaker 4: Talking, well, well you tell, me because it's a proud tight. 488 00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,760 Speaker 4: Ass you, know The white laws have been typed for, many. 489 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 2: Many, years that's. 490 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:27,000 Speaker 5: True is there more dislike of me for What i've? 491 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 10: Done or is there more Responct, well INITIALLY i was taken, 492 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,720 Speaker 10: back but THEN i respected what you. DID i Thought 493 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,920 Speaker 10: i've taught you, Well. 494 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,400 Speaker 4: Yeah thank, YOU i Appreciate and are you happy now 495 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,440 Speaker 4: that you've paid one hundred dollars. 496 00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:43,239 Speaker 10: WELL i haven't actually paid one hundred dollars, yet that's. 497 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:45,120 Speaker 10: Interest it's only a verbal, contract wasn't. 498 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:49,280 Speaker 4: It, WELL i think verbal contracts are. Binding, well would 499 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,000 Speaker 4: you agree that you're a. 500 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:51,640 Speaker 2: Lawyer, yeah sorry about. 501 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:52,720 Speaker 9: This THE. 502 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 2: Corc is disintegrated a little. Bit but that's just. Flavor, 503 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:00,360 Speaker 2: yeah that's just part of. It if you got, wine 504 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 2: there's only fifty years. Old if dad made a verbal 505 00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,439 Speaker 2: have a, Smell, steve thank, You if dad made a 506 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:08,560 Speaker 2: verbal offer on the. Radio, yeah one hundred dollars legally. 507 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:12,160 Speaker 2: Binding if there's, offer an acceptance in. Consideration, yeah that's exactly. 508 00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 4: Right so you do owe me a hundred Barks, okay all, 509 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:18,040 Speaker 4: Right well will wouldn't deceive? 510 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,720 Speaker 2: Me so, no, okay accept? That, yep you know. That. 511 00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,159 Speaker 2: Yeah Well i'm bound by the, code the lawyer's. Code 512 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,359 Speaker 2: it'll always be a good, bloke and we all know 513 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,239 Speaker 2: the lawyers are great. Bloke so there's not a lot 514 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,119 Speaker 2: THAT i can do about, that of. 515 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,680 Speaker 4: Course BUT i did just, think LIKE i thought it'd 516 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,719 Speaker 4: be a nice, moment given that you have paid one 517 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,320 Speaker 4: hundred dollars for this beautiful. WINE i thought it would 518 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,639 Speaker 4: be a nice moment for us all to have a 519 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 4: taste in the. 520 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,639 Speaker 10: Studio that's a NICE i think esally wanting me to 521 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 10: share the port That i've just spent one hundred dollars 522 00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,320 Speaker 10: with you, guys and do you pay for it or. 523 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,199 Speaker 2: That's that's where we, Played, dad very well. PLAYED i 524 00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,240 Speaker 2: would say twenty five. 525 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,080 Speaker 10: Dollars twenty five twenty five, yeah, okay, OKAY i. 526 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 2: Think it sounds. 527 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,520 Speaker 4: Reasonable i'll take it off your, tab all, right SO i, 528 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,280 Speaker 4: will AND i can also have a sea BECAUSE i 529 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,560 Speaker 4: ACTUALLY i am curious to try. It that means that 530 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 4: we're both paying twenty five bucks bucks for a, glass. 531 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,719 Speaker 2: Which means you only only fifty. Bucks, okay, yeah as 532 00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,119 Speaker 2: long as we get to try it in the. Studio, 533 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,960 Speaker 2: yeah all, right, Okay i'm going to go And i'll 534 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 2: pull the. Wine pull the. Wine drum, Roll, steve how 535 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:23,040 Speaker 2: have you been going? Yourself what have you been up to? Recently? 536 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,159 Speaker 2: Babysitting is? 537 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:24,280 Speaker 9: That? 538 00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,439 Speaker 2: Ryan how's that going for? You it's? Tense how's the 539 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,480 Speaker 2: man ol cove? Going the man ol. 540 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 10: Cove has now got a cot in it lost your man. Out, 541 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:36,600 Speaker 10: yeah it's sort of like a semi manhole. 542 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:41,879 Speaker 2: Now semi man. Hole, yeah, wow it's in like a 543 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 2: semi man. Out, yeah what have you got left in? 544 00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:51,640 Speaker 2: There ah for? Me, oh here we, go big, glass 545 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 2: twenty five dollars for a. Glass here you go down the. 546 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,119 Speaker 6: Hedge. 547 00:27:56,320 --> 00:28:06,240 Speaker 2: CHEERS i didn't see you. Pulled this is, Sorry oh, youth. 548 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:12,720 Speaker 2: Bastard that's someone's peed in. 549 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,880 Speaker 7: That, oh. 550 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:27,359 Speaker 2: Disrespectful. Bastards. Respect that's. A that's. A that's. A it is. 551 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,760 Speaker 2: Dead that's. A that's a cocktail of fish oil and. 552 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:34,840 Speaker 10: Vinegard luckily Like i've got a good long nose because 553 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 10: the nose when in the glass, first And i've smelt 554 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,160 Speaker 10: a rat so well literally. 555 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,560 Speaker 2: You can say That instagram TikTok will and would you 556 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 2: better chick it? Out your old day's coming. In so 557 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,120 Speaker 2: thanks for the insire. Anytime