WEBVTT - FULL: Celebrity Wombs 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:09.400 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:08.240 --> 0:00:10.320 Make a Millions, Make a million. 0:00:11.119 --> 0:00:13.920 We all remember when needs to boil the silver baby, 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:16.520 War on terror, war on olives. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:17.520 They're the same thing. 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:21.000 The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:23.800 Hey, Good morning, Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Jackie Boy, 0:00:23.960 --> 0:00:27.760 Morning team, Good morning, Patsy morning. Welcome to the weekend. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:28.480 Thank you. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.760 What are you up to this weekend? I hope none 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:32.360 of you are going out? Are you? I bet you're 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:34.120 going out shopping? Yes? 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:38.760 Need you even ask six o'clock tonight? It opens ain 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:40.879 not going to be there though, absolutely I am. 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:41.600 Where are you going? 0:00:41.920 --> 0:00:46.400 Sheatstone have a special speak chaous silver image. 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:48.800 That'd be chaos. There'd be fine. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.800 Everybody's thinking. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:55.560 Like that sort of New Year's Day sales are be 0:00:55.720 --> 0:00:56.400 chaos there? 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.120 What do you need at six o'clock on a Friday 0:00:58.200 --> 0:00:59.240 night night? 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.880 I need all stuff and I'm going myself and it's 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:03.320 going to be my own time. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.360 My wife cannot wait to go out shopping tomorrow. Shoes, 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.399 I need, clothes, I need I've seen so all these 0:01:09.400 --> 0:01:11.640 are going? Are they? You have clothes? You're not mean 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:15.400 wandering around in lockdown naked. You've got clothes? 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.600 I honestly don't think I've had a new pair of 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:21.560 anything since before March twenty twenty, since COVID started. 0:01:22.040 --> 0:01:23.279 And what are you up to this weekend? 0:01:23.400 --> 0:01:26.040 Well, everybody else went to pubs and restaurants last week 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:28.959 because it opened up, but I waited one week and 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.080 we're going out to the pub tonight with all my friends, 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.360 ten of us, a low key at Great Bar in Northgate, 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:34.679 and I. 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:38.000 Awesome, way awesome. Wait, you know, I'm so excited about 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.759 this weekend. I can't believe it's finally here. I'm having 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:42.640 a Wisdom tooth out today and I've been told I 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.800 won't be able to eat or do anything all weekend. 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:48.680 So I really am looking forward to a weekend of recovery. 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.920 Maybe more than a weekend when Bianca Hado is out. 0:01:51.000 --> 0:01:55.800 Last year is like a week Wait, good luck, good people. 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:57.640 Don't you want to give your whole stories about wisdom too? 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.560 The last time I had them out right, I three 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:01.360 out in one sitting. I don't know what I was 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:04.320 thinking of under local anesthetic. The third one the guy 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.520 had to put his I had to actually get his 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:08.399 assistant to hold me down. 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:09.480 This is the story of. 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:16.320 Hearst. He had his on the arm rest and got 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.040 his system to hold my head down like in the 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:22.560 marathon man right, because I was obviously going with his 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:26.080 hand like whoa. And then when he finally came out 0:02:26.120 --> 0:02:29.320 like some old dead tree stuff, he went flying back 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:34.440 into that tray of all the scamples. He actually wash. 0:02:34.480 --> 0:02:38.680 He was exhausted from wrestling, So I am I said, 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:40.919 the guys do said. If I see your knee race 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.799 and you put it on the foot rost, I'm gonna 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.480 have flashback. I'm gonna go overcause it really shouldn't come 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.520 to that. So yes, that's what I've what a tree 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.280 on a Friday eleven thirty day, have that wisdom? 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:54.160 And two the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.480 Let's two double thumbs up. We haven't done it for 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.320 a few weeks as where we just talk about the 0:02:57.400 --> 0:02:58.840 things were into at the moment. It might be a 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.640 TV show, a book, Patsy, what have you got? 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.080 Yes, I have got. You are going to thank me Jack, 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:09.160 because this is the holy Grail of baby books. The 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:12.440 first six Weeks by Midwife Cath. I'm not sure if 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:13.760 you've heard of midwife Cat. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:15.280 I've heard of the first six weeks. 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:18.560 Barely heard of amniotic fluid. He certainly hasn't. Whatever her 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:20.120 name is, Midwife Cat. 0:03:20.280 --> 0:03:24.680 Midwife Cath is a Melbourne professional. She's delivered something like 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:25.880 ten thousand babies. 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:29.040 Wait to hear she's professionally rather than a she's a 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:30.359 really enthusiastic amateur. 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:33.359 She ten babies is a lot of babies, a lot 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.080 of babies, and she is a midwife to the stars. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.000 So Beck Judd had her, Rebecca Madden had her giving 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:40.600 her advice. 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:47.240 You need midwife to the stars. What she's seen, all 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.800 the babies she has coming out of all the celebs, 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:54.600 the stories, the views. Wow, she's all in this book 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.440 Celebrity Room. Is that the books called. 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:02.280 In the middle of this is the Bible. 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:03.800 Have you got this book here? 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:03.960 No? 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:06.040 But Bank went to the headdress the last week and 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:08.160 she said, get the first six weeks. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:11.280 She's done a few hours, but that is the first 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:15.640 one I will get you. And it is brilliant. Sleeping 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.320 problems speeding. 0:04:17.520 --> 0:04:19.520 I keep saying, tom right, you know, it's like, perhaps 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:22.600 the first six weeks are so hard, but if you 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:25.039 can sort their sleep, they called it sleep HIGI Now, 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:27.039 if you can sort that out, you'd have a you'll 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:27.839 have a better line. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:33.200 The house is happy, if everyone's sleeping, it's it's nirvana. 0:04:33.360 --> 0:04:34.640 So enjoy that. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:37.600 Reading it now your own time. 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.920 The forward is by Beck Judd. So you aren't kidding. 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:45.880 Yes, no, she's amazing and you will thank me, believe 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.440 so much. And while on the topic of babies, also 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.000 this week, I want to give a shout out to 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.880 sink Kilda Mums, which is a brilliant, brilliant organization and 0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:57.160 they've just opened this week after the pandemic. What it 0:04:57.240 --> 0:04:59.520 is if you haven't heard of them, you can donate 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:04.200 really quality secondhand baby gears, so cots, high chairs, anything 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:08.320 even little you know, clothes and blankets. They are always 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:11.760 in desperate need of stuff. And we have just taken 0:05:11.839 --> 0:05:14.800 Audrey's cot there. It's been in the garage, all wrapped up, 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.360 packed away for the past ten years. She's ten, so 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:19.200 I know I haven't wanted to give it away. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.480 I'm a bit of a hoarder. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.159 Perty doesn't want it to grow up. She's been sleeping 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.520 at a jack I'm shoving her in still. 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.440 If I could believe me, you've been seeing killed and Mums. 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:31.320 Have a look at their website. You can go on 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:33.560 there and book a time to drop some stuff off. 0:05:33.640 --> 0:05:37.000 So if you've got anything, please other week. 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:39.080 It costs so much money. A lot of people had 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:40.680 a really really tough year. 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:44.479 So what's the website, So kildomums dot Org. Pop on 0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:46.680 there if you've got any donations, you can make a time. 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.040 There's also drop off points right around Melbourne so if 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:51.520 you can't get to I think Port Melbourne is their 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:55.040 main depot. You can deliver elsewhere as well. 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:59.040 The Christian Connell Show podcast Jackie Boy, what is your 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.000 double thumbs up? What are you into at the moment? 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:05.520 Our favorite TV show ever is back on Binge Succession. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:07.080 Oh god, what a show. It's brilliant. 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.280 It's on Foxtel as well, so many ways to view 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:13.400 it if you haven't seen it yet. Everybody I stop 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.159 in the street, everybody I've seen since Lockdown, I've shaked 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:17.520 them and say please go. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:20.480 And honestly, it's that good. I've been evangelical about the show. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.600 It must bore so many people go, oh you have to, Oh, 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.760 you have to watch it. It is so good. It 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.200 sounds really boring, but it is one of the best 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:30.640 shows the last ten or twenty years. It's like Game 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:34.919 of Thrones. It's more savage than that. A billionaire family 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:37.960 stab at each other in the back in the boardroom. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.640 It's kind of like that, based loosely on a family 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:43.960 like the Murdocks that have a lot of power and money. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:47.760 The writing in Succession is so good, go back enjoy 0:06:47.839 --> 0:06:50.039 seasons one and two, and now season three is coming 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:50.800 out every Monday. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:53.160 Jack and I've been saying it's so good, we don't 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.320 mind the fat Now. Like a lot of streaming services, 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:58.200 they're doing it once a week. Holy, they actually feel 0:06:58.279 --> 0:07:01.360 like you savor it more rather than just boning through 0:07:01.360 --> 0:07:03.839 it until or three days. It's almost like macas laughter, 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.880 you're hungry, very hungry for someone else. Are amazing world 0:07:07.920 --> 0:07:08.760 class content. 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:12.320 I know the anticipations for Monday. I'm already excited about. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.360 Deferred Grassification. There's a lot to say for it. 0:07:16.440 --> 0:07:19.280 And the last thing this week is a double thumbs 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.160 up to something we've already given a thumbs up to 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.720 on the show. But Pat's brought in some Lotus bisc 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:28.360 off spread for us. I can't get any Oh my 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.920 god it, Oh no, you're kidding. I was coming in 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.760 to say it's my favorite thing. Oh, I've got. 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:36.720 A wakes for it, and I can see it anywhere. 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.760 Yeah, the great shortage of twenty one Bisco spread, so 0:07:39.840 --> 0:07:41.680 bisc offs. I remember them from when we were kids 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.080 because they're like Dutch biscuits that my grandparents used to 0:07:44.080 --> 0:07:47.440 have in spread form. I'm eating it off the spoon. 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:50.520 Is that your pregnancy craving? 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:58.320 Yes, and you've actually scared me that it's not in 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.120 stores anymore. Now you've got to savor. 0:07:59.880 --> 0:08:03.760 The I bet right people listening right now who will 0:08:03.800 --> 0:08:06.200 know about this and know where there is a stash somewhere. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:07.520 There must be some in the city. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:10.040 The lotus Bisco Spread. Where can I find it? 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:11.880 Well, I've got a Joe. I haven't opened mind yet. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:12.480 Is it that good? 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:13.720 I'll pay you fifty bucks. 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:15.280 I'll pay you a hundred. 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:20.120 Double thumbs up for me this week. Two things. One 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.160 on the show we talk about movies a lot, a 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.160 lot of fun this week and the ages of the eightes, 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:27.720 Letter V and Escape to Victory. Brilliant little documentary series 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:29.800 on Netflix called The Movies That Made Us. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.880 Oh that's great, I love it. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:35.960 It's really interesting, Yeah, really interesting, really well made. But 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:39.679 my favorite documentary I've seen this year is on Stan. 0:08:39.880 --> 0:08:43.400 It is called Strokes of Genius. It is about what 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.000 tennis prit. I didn't realize that everyone revered this as 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:48.679 the greatest tennis game of all time. They go back 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:51.200 to the two thousand and eight Wimbledon final between Federal 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:53.360 and the Dow when they are at the peak of 0:08:53.360 --> 0:08:57.920 their powers, and really they became instant mega rivals. I didn't. 0:08:58.080 --> 0:08:59.640 I kind of forgotten its two thousand and eight. I'm 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.720 not a me a tennis fan, even though it's about 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:04.679 this Wimbledon game. But you've got all these experts like 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:08.960 Agacy and Macroro. Nadal and Federer are talking now about 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:11.559 their processes, what was going on they do, It went on, 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.000 The game went on for just under five hours. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:14.640 Oh my god. 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:17.440 It's an epic five setter between two of the greats 0:09:17.480 --> 0:09:20.200 of all time. It is so good. I can't recommend 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.960 this enough. It's really really great documentary called Strokes of Junius. 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:27.679 You've got this kind of savage intensity that Nadal has, 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.640 and then you've got, oh Jesus, you're reminded just how 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:34.080 amazing Federer is. It's kind of artistics sort of ballet 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.839 really what he possesses. But it's a brilliant documentary. It 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:37.640 is so good. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.520 Yeah, you wonder if there'll ever be an era of 0:09:39.600 --> 0:09:41.280 tennis like this again that we've had in the last 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.719 fifteen years. I think so Federer and Nadal and Djokovic. Yeah, 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.560 just you look at all the titles of Grand Slams 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:50.000 over the past twenty years, and their names are the 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.440 only ones up. There are a few. 0:09:51.679 --> 0:09:53.520 I promise you, right, even if you're not a big 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.400 tennis fan, you'll be captivated by this documentary. There's this 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:59.920 beautiful scene where macroro, so they talk about the document 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:04.640 how McEnroe says, my final against Borg was called until 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:07.319 that game the greatest tennis match of all time. And 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:09.760 Macro happens to be working for the BBC does it 0:10:09.760 --> 0:10:12.840 every year for Womboden. He is there waiting to speak 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:15.400 to both of them afterwards. He's got tears in his 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:17.400 eyes were and he's like one of the greats. Yeah, 0:10:17.440 --> 0:10:20.000 he's on the Mount Rushmore where he's actually been humbled 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.520 by just like he can't even He's like he doesn't 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.319 know what to do with his eyes. McEnroe's really overcome 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.079 with the emotion of what he actually just witnessed, and 0:10:28.160 --> 0:10:29.959 he said, I didn't even know how to add words 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.400 to it. I actually stopped commentating for about ten minutes 0:10:32.400 --> 0:10:34.599 because he was just watching like a fan, going this, 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:36.079 this is as good as you can't I didn't know 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.800 you could get it this good again, this good. It's 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:41.440 so good. Yeah, it's called Strokes of Genius. You'll find 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:42.280 it on stam. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.920 Well Christian know Connell's show podcast. 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.400 What a beautiful day it is out there today. Huh, 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:53.000 summer is in the air yet again. Dan andrews head 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:55.880 every weekend. He knows that the gg's are out, the 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:58.160 horses are around, he knows that we're hanging out with 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:01.439 each other, retail is open. He's really stepped up the 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.720 rain dance. He's done, he's escalated. It's for storm dance. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:06.199 I think the wind is meant to get worse this 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.400 morning as well as it lightens up. 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.000 It was that my house was rattling throughout the whole. 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:14.959 I don't know about your dog. The old doors get 0:11:15.120 --> 0:11:17.000 really scared when it's like this. Yeah. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:18.559 I like it though, because it's the only time we 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:19.520 let her sleep on the bed. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:21.720 Yeah, they get all cozy don't they. So what's happening 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:24.080 for you this weekend? Dad Wise Jackie always to countdown 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:24.880 till March is on. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:28.760 We got finally the first bit of equipment for the baby. 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:30.559 The cot has arrived. 0:11:31.280 --> 0:11:32.000 This is huge. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:36.800 So Biankee was searching around the online websites for deals 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:39.280 and waited till this one came up for half priced. 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:40.120 But it was down in. 0:11:40.840 --> 0:11:43.199 Brayside, which I think is down your way? Isn't it 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:44.440 down in Bayside somewhere? 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:45.600 I think it's further down? 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.719 Yeah, yeah, like an industrial area that so it's come 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.360 straight from the factory and it's already assembled because I 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:52.960 guess they used it as a displasion of. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:57.000 The lucky kiss that has saved you hours this weekend. 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:00.280 So we sent someone down from Air Task to pick 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.320 it up, which I've never used before. But this guy 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.760 came in a delivery van for Dann Murphy's. So when 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:07.839 he arrived at. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:10.520 Kinneil Street, so Dan Murphy's truck turns up and he's 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:14.080 dropping off a cot. Wow. Wait, there we go. There's 0:12:14.080 --> 0:12:15.560 a forthcoming down of the year. 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:18.520 He dropped off the cop and then we put he 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.080 he helps us bring it inside and then to bianchor. 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:24.559 I said, like, I wanted to get in it to 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:27.160 do a joke against her, like, so she would come 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:28.760 into the room and then I would be in the cot, 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:32.040 Like what kind of joke I'm pretending I'm a big baby, 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:32.400 I guess. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:36.280 And the farm they must have in that house, I mean, 0:12:36.720 --> 0:12:40.520 that's probably ticked off. What one second of reaction. Oh, 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:44.000 there there's some stuff now if you don't mind. 0:12:44.480 --> 0:12:45.760 So I was ready to call her in from the 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:47.720 other room. I said, wait, wait out there a second. 0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:50.000 I'll show you the cop one second, but almost broke 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.520 it because the slats are only made for. 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.280 Baby, and you know what we do, being a man 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:57.200 does not meant to get into the cock. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.520 So then I put lunar in it, and the joke 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.439 was a dog baby cut the dog's a baby. 0:13:03.400 --> 0:13:06.840 It's still the same reaction. It's not the same as 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.720 the dog baby. And now have you got to paint 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:10.000 the nursery? Oh? 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:13.760 Yes, I don't want to though, because the baby won't 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:16.640 really know the difference. You know, he can't really tell like, 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.359 oh color green, color blue, color white. 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:23.480 Your lack of commitment, So this whole process is shocking. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:25.880 Oh wait to like he's six months old, and then we. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:27.880 Got to do it now because you know who wants 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.640 to see it nice like that is Bianca. Yes, and 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.679 she's actually going through the amazing journey but uncomfortableness to 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.800 try of growing an actual person that should then have 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.840 to push out of herself. 0:13:38.920 --> 0:13:40.760 But white is a beautiful color for a baby. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:43.440 No, it's not as bland. It's bland. 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:45.600 He doesn't stimulate the baby's mind. 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:48.360 No, it's a blank canvas for him to imagine. He 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:49.439 will grow his imagination. 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:52.040 Oh wow, it would appear that he has to do 0:13:52.160 --> 0:13:55.160 a lot of imagineering over the next sort of eighteen years. Design. 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:57.440 You know what you need to do is surprise her 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.320 by painting it. I don't wait to be asked. Start 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:01.360 like to cut joke. 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:02.480 Just wait in the other room. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:04.640 Oh my god, more pranks, painting pranks. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.880 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:13.160 Christianer Dan Murphy's truck delivering Jack's Cotchfre's baby the ultimate 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.520 sign of cause and effect. Steady mate, ten to seven. 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:32.400 We're getting into cause and effect. Wow, all right, last Friday, 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.040 then we wanted to buy you bits. We want to 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.480 shout you a couple of drinks and say thank you 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:39.040 for listening to the show last weekend, the first weekend 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.160 opening up after lockdown, and we had a little bit 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.800 of money left over from this year and we were 0:14:44.840 --> 0:14:47.240 giving it away to you, like with an honesty bar. 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:50.720 I think we had about fourteen hundred bucks and seventy 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.040 odd cents, and we asked you to call in tell 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.400 us whether you're going out tonight or whether you're getting 0:14:55.440 --> 0:14:58.480 a takeaway, and how much exactly do you need? Don't 0:14:58.520 --> 0:15:00.920 take more than nichees and you can you some in 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.160 the honesty part for the next call, it's the next 0:15:03.200 --> 0:15:03.960 people coming along. 0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:06.640 And for the most part, people weren't ready. People said, no, 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.160 I only need eighty bucks. I only need one hundred 0:15:09.200 --> 0:15:12.160 bucks to cover me for drinks and dinner. Let's see 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:14.280 if people in the six o'clock hour will be as 0:15:14.640 --> 0:15:17.280 nice to the fellow listeners as the people in the 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:18.000 eight o'clock hour. 0:15:18.320 --> 0:15:20.080 Nice you've referred to them as people in the six 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:24.240 o'clock hour. Okay, Radio Boss, all right, give us a 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.040 call now then, So where are you going tonight? We 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:28.800 want the details how many people are eating, what will 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:31.240 you be eating? Okay, we need all the details about 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.800 how much money you need. From us. And this is 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:36.120 the same thing, right if you're staying in tonight or 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:38.080 you're going around to mate's house and you want to 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:41.320 get Uber Eats all delivery nine hundred and seventy two 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:43.360 dollars and thirty cents. 0:15:43.640 --> 0:15:46.400 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:49.840 Jackie Boy the Cash we have to. 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:52.880 Give away nine hundred and seventy two dollars and thirty cents. 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:54.760 All right, so you come on and you tell us 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.720 where are you going, Where you're going out to matees house, 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.120 or you're going out for drinks? Exactly how much money 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:01.600 do you leave? Don't need, don't take more than you 0:16:01.680 --> 0:16:03.840 need because that it can leave more for the next person. 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:09.440 Oh first, this morning, Molly, good morning, good morning, Good 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:14.040 morning money. You're on the way to the bub right now. Yeah, money, 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:15.880 Where are you going tonight? Where are you going? 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.600 I'm actually having a party at my house with some friends. 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:21.680 Oh lovely. So how much do you need from us? 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.080 Well, I was going to make some cocktails, so I 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:26.960 would need a couple of bottles of spirits, So I 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:28.840 was thinking maybe one hundred dollars. 0:16:29.840 --> 0:16:35.320 Maybe it's a little bit loose, isn't it, you know? Okay, maybe, yeah, okay, 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.520 we'll give you one hundred dollars for your cocktails tonight. 0:16:38.240 --> 0:16:39.320 Oh, thank you so much. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:41.560 That's all right, money, have a great night, thanks for listening. 0:16:41.680 --> 0:16:44.000 Enjoy your weekend. Thank you too. 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:44.320 Bye. 0:16:44.640 --> 0:16:46.600 All right, are we keeping a tally of this Jackie boy? 0:16:46.680 --> 0:16:48.160 Yep, eight and seventy two to go? 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:53.640 All right? Margaret, Hi, Christian, how are you? I'm good, Margaret? 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:54.680 You well, how's your week been? 0:16:55.240 --> 0:16:58.200 Oh you're not too bad, thank you. You're working at home, 0:16:58.280 --> 0:16:58.800 so it's good. 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:01.160 And what are you up to tonight? What's your treat 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:01.720 this weekend? 0:17:02.320 --> 0:17:04.520 We've got six of us going to the local bowling 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.639 cub for dinner, just to put money back into the 0:17:06.680 --> 0:17:11.560 local community. So we were sort of hoping to maybe 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:14.920 twenty six of us would sort of maybe one hundred 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:17.280 and twenty dollars for the meals because there's no way 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.000 to have at the cost of the boys drink. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:23.000 And where about this is? Where are you going? 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.840 Bowling sentry galley cup? 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:26.879 Is it an outdoor one? 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:27.840 It is? 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:30.399 You be careful tonight, right, you're gonna be blowing up 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:35.840 in the air. Sure, sure, it's safe. Those bowling balls 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.040 going to be flying through the air like whipping around 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:38.840 in a tornado. 0:17:40.480 --> 0:17:42.920 This wind might make our bowling better than. 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:47.879 All right, so you need if this feels like the 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:50.119 way you'reccasionally asking for one hundred and twenty dollars. You 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:51.920 remember when you as you used to ask your old 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:54.000 man for some extra pocket money because you're going out 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:56.399 just you know, it's just trying to We'll give you 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:59.760 one hundred and forty Margaret, Oh, thank you so much. 0:18:00.359 --> 0:18:03.359 That's right. Pleasure, enjoy your bowls tonight. Good luck. Hey, 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:05.800