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Speaker 1: Got anything good.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I know it's a pretty big deal when celebrities come

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Speaker 3: to Australia because obviously, like in London and la they're

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Speaker 3: there a lot making movies and then promoting the movies.

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Speaker 3: The news that Liam Neeson is still here making a movie,

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Speaker 3: it's still one of the main news stories today. The

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Speaker 3: headline is it's not news, it's not actual news. It's

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Speaker 3: simply Liam Neeson in Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it these third movie he's filming somewhere in Victoria's.

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Speaker 3: Not newsworthy, is it?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: It is no, But you know what, he's been around

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Speaker 3: for a few years. We know it's Liam Neeson. You

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Speaker 3: don't put it in the news where there's actual news

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Speaker 3: going on, breaking emerging. He was It was in the

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Speaker 3: news four weeks ago.

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Speaker 5: So he was seen on Elton unless bagging. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 6: If I'm having fish and chips on se Kilda Pier

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Speaker 6: and I see you would start.

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Speaker 3: Is that NewsBusters? Is that NewsBusters.

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Speaker 5: Caliber of Liam Neeson?

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Speaker 3: The storm is downgraded. Liam Neeson is upgraded. Not the

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Speaker 3: front page. He's having a bag of chicks seals by

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Speaker 3: his head.

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Speaker 4: But don't you think if we would chill more than

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Speaker 4: they would feel more stuff more celebrities would want to

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Speaker 4: come here when they see us carry on like this,

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Speaker 4: Like remember when celebrities. Yes, it spooks people from coming.

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Speaker 3: It's not that it no, no, no, don't trust me.

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Speaker 3: In London, you won't have any news amount someone famous

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Speaker 3: being in the country because they are, they live there.

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Speaker 3: There's lots of them. It's not unusual. Jackie boy. How

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Speaker 3: was Gordon's birthday? Yesterday was three?

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Speaker 4: He's got the bike.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's just the three and one you were

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Speaker 3: telling us about yesterday one.

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Speaker 4: So it starts off as a balanced bike, no pedals,

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Speaker 4: no training wheels.

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Speaker 3: So I didn't know about the no pedals option. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so he just pals have been canceled.

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Speaker 4: That's the best way to say it. Like he just

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Speaker 4: he just pushes along with his feet and then it'll

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Speaker 4: go pedals and training wheels and then eventually training wheels

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Speaker 4: will come off.

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Speaker 3: Great. What cutor did he go for? Did he pick

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Speaker 3: out the bike? He did?

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Speaker 4: It's bright green. It was actually hard to get him

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Speaker 4: over to the bike section because as soon as we

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Speaker 4: walk in there there's horns and bells on display. And

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Speaker 4: all he wanted was essentially a clown horn, like like

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Speaker 4: can we get this this one? This one blue wine

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Speaker 4: blue horns, Like come on, come with this is a

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Speaker 4: two dollar horn. We can buy this any old day.

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Speaker 4: We're coming to get a bike. This is a big investment.

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Speaker 4: This is a huge day.

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Speaker 3: And we went in one of those proper big bike shops.

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Speaker 4: Huge.

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Speaker 3: I have to smell at them still that I don't

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Speaker 3: know what it is to tire. The smell of a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's overwhelming when you walk in because there's five

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Speaker 3: That's it. It's one coland and now they're all kind

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Speaker 3: of new hybrids and different carbon fire. But do you

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Speaker 3: remember bikes when we grew up, Like you remember the

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Speaker 3: first bike you had? Pretty sure? Mine was made out

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Speaker 3: worried that I was going to float away? Or kids

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Speaker 3: of the eighties would fly away? It was eating and

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Speaker 3: this scene was made. It was filled with lead.

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Speaker 4: If it tipped over, you get a friend back up.

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Speaker 3: Again, there are kids still stuff it was and under

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Speaker 3: them like at POMPEII, they're just stuck under bikes.

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Speaker 5: To the old dragster with the banana seat.

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Speaker 6: I had the long seat din my mate on the back,

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Speaker 4: The first bike I had was way too big for me.

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Speaker 4: It was Mum and Dad's idea of I'll grow into it. Secondhand,

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Speaker 4: I remember it green, bright green and yellow and ugly

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Speaker 4: But I remember a kid in the first year of

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Speaker 3: Training for the Tour de France a moment or yesterday

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Speaker 3: Look after the dem legs peratsy, what age did you

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Speaker 3: start rising? When I was stabilizers and balance?

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Speaker 6: Oh no, I had my training wheels. This is a

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Speaker 6: funny story. I had my training wheels for ages. I

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of vagueness with you and Jack great.

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Speaker 3: I want to say great or any I'm adding on

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Speaker 3: another two years, I want to say on the truth.

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Speaker 6: I distinctly remember I was five. It was Christmas when

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Speaker 6: I was five. I can still remember Dad balancing the

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Speaker 6: bike and I was so excited, and it had training wheels.

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Speaker 6: I reckon, I had those training wheels at least. Oh gee,

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Speaker 6: I reckon four or five years and my brothers, yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's impossible.

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Speaker 5: I was too scared, and my brothers was that annoyed

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Speaker 3: I scan gravity still gravity the news.

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Speaker 6: My older brother put getting the hammer and hammering them

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Speaker 6: off the bike and saying, you don't need these, Patrina.

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Speaker 6: It's you know how to ride your bike. You know

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Speaker 6: how to ride your bike. You don't need these.

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Speaker 3: And I was crazy, saying please leave, please cycle away,

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Speaker 3: let me have these, and then he will when did

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Speaker 3: Poetry?

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Speaker 6: And I can remember and he pushed me along the

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Speaker 6: driveway and he's going, now, pedal you know how to ride, don't.

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Speaker 3: Get back, and don't come back. I was not allowed

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Speaker 3: to stabilize this brutals are I learned to cycle. I'm

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Speaker 3: This bike doesn't appear to have stabilized. It appears just

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Speaker 3: just in shreds now. I'd actually be in hospital having

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Speaker 3: some kind of skin grafts. Back in the eighties, is

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Speaker 3: So are you now going to teach him how to

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Speaker 3: ride his bike? Because I taught both my daughters how

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Speaker 3: because for about ten years after it in both of

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Speaker 3: you for teaching me how to ride a bike. After eight,

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Speaker 3: I started noticed a pattern like there must have been

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Speaker 4: Well, I do want to do it. I asked the

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Speaker 4: they start riding with pedals? And he was so vague.

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Speaker 4: He's like, oh, you know, every kid is different. It's like,

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Speaker 4: where would I do with that? When when do I

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Speaker 4: I don't, just in case they're listening. I don't want

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Speaker 3: But not Yeah, I felt that in not all of them,

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Speaker 3: not all of them, but in quite a few bike

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Speaker 3: shops there's someone there who's been in the game too

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Speaker 3: too long, And I get it. Maybe it's a smell

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Speaker 4: Many years too many get.

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Speaker 3: Out the game. That's what I'm saying, if that's you

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Speaker 3: leave the game. But yeah, they can be quite curmudget.

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Speaker 4: Especially because for us it's one of like a core

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Speaker 3: Well, we still remember our by our first bike now

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Speaker 3: years later, Patsy, you know, eighteen decades whatever.

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Speaker 4: You think, first bike? This guy couldn't care less.

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Speaker 3: You ain't get a photo with him. Make sure you're

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Speaker 3: entirely behind the camera, please, sir. And when.

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Speaker 4: It comes without the pedals on, and then when he's

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Speaker 4: to put the pedals on when you're ready, like all right,

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Speaker 3: I do you get anxiety speaking to trades Sometimes I

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Speaker 3: speak their language, Mate, get out of it. This is

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Speaker 3: a guy trying to cut piece of wood. It took

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do. All you can really do when the

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Speaker 4: trading comes around is off from a glass of water.

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Speaker 4: That's what I feel like.

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Speaker 3: It's like a lemonade or something.

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Speaker 4: You guys thirsty, Can I can I fill your upper water?

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Speaker 3: If you don't just offer the water that I mean,

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Speaker 3: I do teal coffee.

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Speaker 4: No, because they're doing harbor. They don't want to hot drink.

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Speaker 3: Otherwise they leave this. Otherwise they leave your property to

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Speaker 3: go and get that from seven to eleven or wherever

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Speaker 3: they go and get their coffee from.

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Speaker 4: No imagine they want to cool down.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes, but they weren't live. Wow, what's away and it's

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Speaker 3: going to go and jump in the shower, guys and

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Speaker 3: cool down. You guys are awfully hot with those short shorts.

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Speaker 3: Oh hell, they don't want to tea. I don't want

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Speaker 3: to have you asked them.

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Speaker 4: I haven't asked. To be fair, I haven't asked them.

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Speaker 3: I bet trades called in now they would love it

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Speaker 3: when they're run at people's homes if they would offer

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Speaker 3: them tea or coffee or an nice cold water with

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Speaker 4: It, with wather like this's like another thirty degree day

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Speaker 4: to Arak and they just want to.

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Speaker 3: See you think all the coffee shops of Melbourne are

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Speaker 3: This city's addicted to caffeine. He's got a caffeine problem. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: last yek we had some trades around. There were painters, right,

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Speaker 3: and they've been round before. And now the teenagers have

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Speaker 3: moved out, reclaiming their bedrooms because we're going to need

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Speaker 3: You up and about right now. You're a secret worker

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Speaker 3: And lord, wow, how do you do it? Seriously do

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Speaker 3: in one more. Let's go to teacher Melissa. Good morning,

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Speaker 3: teacher Melissa.

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Speaker 7: Good morning.

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Speaker 8: How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good Melissa, And now more importantly, how are you?

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Speaker 3: What age are you teaching today?

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Speaker 7: I'm teaching seven, eight and year nine today I'm a

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Speaker 7: pe teacher.

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Speaker 3: Teacher, and so what is today? What are you doing

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Speaker 3: with the kids today? What have you got lined up?

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Speaker 7: We've actually got Natlan testing and then we've got a

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Speaker 7: sea PEP set up so they're going to play Ultimate

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Speaker 7: text and year nine I'm teaching about alcohol. So a

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Speaker 7: bit of an interesting day.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Now did you say ultimate vortex.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Ultimate Wortex.

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Speaker 3: I think I saw that band once at Classroombury. What

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Speaker 3: is ultimate vortex?

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Speaker 7: Okay, so just imagine like end Zone or Frisby, and

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Speaker 7: then you essentially have to work as a team to

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Speaker 7: get vortex to the other side, and someone needs to

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Speaker 7: be standing in the end zone catched on the fall.

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Speaker 7: And that's the point.

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Speaker 3: It actually sounds great.

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Speaker 4: You would remember the vortex it shaved like a little

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Speaker 4: rocket and goes.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that.

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Speaker 9: Makes a whistle noise if you were right.

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Speaker 3: So the kids that can't make the footy team, yeah.

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Speaker 4: We never played at a high school. There must be

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Speaker 4: something new.

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Speaker 3: I get them used to kids that can't make it

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Speaker 3: into the boys or girls or the footy team and go, no, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you're not on the bench, You're in the vortex. Oh, Melissa,

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Speaker 3: what can we play for you?

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Speaker 7: Can we please play? Unwritten?

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Speaker 3: Well, very polite request, Can we please play? Yes? What

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Speaker 3: a joy? I hope it's lovely everyone to listen this morning.

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Speaker 3: It's ending to the passion to all these teachers. We've

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Speaker 3: spoken to teacher Ramina, Nicole, Lisa, Chris and Marissa as well,

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Speaker 3: so much sure for what they do. How can we

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Speaker 3: possibly just pict us one. Tell you what, why don't

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Speaker 3: we cram them into the next hour of the show.

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Speaker 3: We can try and take them on. We're going to

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Speaker 3: play them all teachers The.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Patsy, please tell everyone the insane scene that your husband,

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Speaker 3: Chris the Warribee Love God was involved in yesterday.

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Speaker 6: Can I just start this by saying, I am so

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Speaker 6: glad I was not in the car at the time.

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Speaker 6: So I picked up Audrey after school. Very hot weather.

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Speaker 3: We've been having crazy long summer, isn't it great?

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Speaker 6: Very hot, typical true summer this year. Anyw So she

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Speaker 6: was very hot and bothered, got in the car all

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Speaker 6: red faced and hot, sweaty.

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Speaker 5: She'd had sport. Chris said, you know what, let's go

496
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Speaker 5: and get a nice cream for a treat after school.

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Speaker 3: That's one of those things I has to say, right

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Speaker 3: was nine treat for day. And it was only when

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Speaker 3: that became teenagers that went this is actually just.

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Speaker 6: For you, a little bit for dad under the guys

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Speaker 6: being so anyway, they go through go to meccas she wanted.

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Speaker 5: She loves an.

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Speaker 3: Oreo mcflurry, mcflury. It's so good.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a face smash right now. All right, So

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Speaker 6: Chris pulls up to Mecca's. Can we please have an

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Speaker 6: two oreo? Flurries, no worries, come through to the dry

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Speaker 6: you know the pay window. They pull up and then

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Speaker 6: unfortunately they must have had a run on Oreos yesterday

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Speaker 6: because the staffer said, oh, I'm sorry, I've just realized

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Speaker 6: we've run out of Oreos. But you know, do you

511
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Speaker 6: want smart Eminem's or whatever they have?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, you've angered the hulk.

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Speaker 3: Chris. Once you're once you're bought, you tell you what

514
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Speaker 3: I'm getting it. I've ordered it. It starts to produce,

515
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Speaker 3: I think the chemicals to break it down. It's start

516
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Speaker 3: to look forward to you actually salivating, but only for

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Speaker 3: that specific thing.

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Speaker 6: Anyway, she didn't want anything else, and Chris said, well,

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Speaker 6: you know, do you want like a thick shake or

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Speaker 6: something like? Do you want something else? You said, I

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Speaker 6: really did, I really don't, And so he thought, ah,

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Speaker 6: and he said, look, I'm so sorry, I don't think

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Speaker 6: we'll have anything.

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Speaker 5: So instead of.

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Speaker 6: Like just going straight through the drive through, he, in

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Speaker 6: his wisdom YEP, decides to reverse up the office works bus.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is I've never heard of this Honestly, it

528
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Speaker 3: shouldn't be illegal, shouldn't it. It should be just manners

529
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Speaker 3: an etiquette. You don't go back I don't go backwards

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Speaker 3: in one way flow through through through drive through.

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Speaker 5: Yep, you can't go backwards in the s bend.

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Speaker 2: To go back no.

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Speaker 3: Orros yeah, I know they have to take my money.

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Speaker 5: So everyone behind them.

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Speaker 2: Had to read that.

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Speaker 3: Solid.

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Speaker 5: No, it's not drive through etique.

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Speaker 3: It's like physically, yes, this is so the only way

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Speaker 3: through life. The only way is through.

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Speaker 4: Yes, one way.

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Speaker 5: You don't back up, or at least just have a

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Speaker 5: just have something for the staff, you like.

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Speaker 3: Just to keep it all going.

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Speaker 4: Are still chopping.

545
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Speaker 3: You get get the Sunday, you get to cool down.

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Speaker 3: You don't starts. Get us out of it hard. It's

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Speaker 3: a hard reverse as well.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes they're very narrow.

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Speaker 3: Those they're really really narrow as well.

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Speaker 5: Audrey said he had, you know, like the hand on

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Speaker 5: the back of the passenger.

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Speaker 3: You've got to do this. It should be part of

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Speaker 3: a driving.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, there's a.

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Speaker 3: Little bit confusional show that because you went to your

556
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Speaker 3: son's third birthday party, which was a karaoke theme, you

557
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Speaker 3: believed you were John Lynn.

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Speaker 4: I didn't believe I was John Lennon.

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Speaker 6: I was.

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Speaker 4: I came as John Lennon.

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Speaker 3: The key bit of the imagined song is imagine that

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Speaker 3: somehow Jack thinks he's John Lennon in a cheap post

563
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Speaker 3: or cotton on T shirt that wait for it, he

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Speaker 3: just wrote with a sharpie NYC.

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Speaker 4: There's a famous photo of John Lennon wearing a shirt

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Speaker 4: that says New York City, isn't it? And I copied

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Speaker 4: that shirt using sharpie.

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Speaker 3: No, not bad, But John Lennon didn't write it with

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Speaker 3: a sharpie.

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Speaker 4: I think in the photo it looks like you could

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Speaker 4: that could be a real shirt that I'm wearing. And

572
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Speaker 4: then I popped out the shades of some glasses so

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Speaker 4: I had the round spectacles on my face, and you

574
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Speaker 4: guys said that I looked more like Jeffrey Darma preak Jack.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think that was gonna make it on it.

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Speaker 3: Have you seen the photo? It ain't John Lennon.

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Speaker 5: Scare all the little key.

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Speaker 3: It looked like some if you're my Netflix documentary, You're

579
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Speaker 3: married Jack.

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Speaker 4: They're kids, they don't know John Lennon. They didn't their

581
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Speaker 4: parents obviously haven't education.

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Speaker 3: Well, they don't even know, certainly don't know John Lennon is,

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Speaker 3: and you'll not give them any clues as to and

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Speaker 3: it is sharpie. You can buy that replica T shirt

585
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Speaker 3: for about eleven months to team.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but I didn't have the time to reach a

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Speaker 4: ship in time.

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Speaker 3: He's only been carrying down for three for a year

589
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 3: from since well, I mean, I won't judge you, because

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Speaker 3: for my wife's fifty of the couple of years ago,

591
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,719
Speaker 3: we had a theme. Everyone came and the team all

592
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 3: there and it was dead famous and I thought I'd

593
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Speaker 3: go as Prince and I was clearly in my mind

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Speaker 3: Prince Purple Rain. But all I got was why do

595
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Speaker 3: you come as hook? I thought Brian May was alike, No,

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Speaker 3: it's Prince, I'm Prince. Really, even as people got drunk,

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Speaker 3: even in a drunken brain, they were like, but there's nothing.

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Speaker 4: Even at once said you sew three, We're still like

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Speaker 4: singing Prince, what's the.

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Speaker 3: And then rio, who do you go? As we've seen

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Speaker 3: the photo? Yes, I mean you were a coup of

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Speaker 3: shades from being canceled.

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Speaker 10: I would to a dress up party and I was

604
00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:24,960
Speaker 10: trying to go as a smurf, but unfortunately the face

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Speaker 10: paint that I went with, and if I went full body,

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Speaker 10: like from head to tie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean at least I didn't go full prints. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I can't go and shouldn't go full Prince.

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Speaker 10: I went with much too dark of a shade of blue.

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Speaker 10: This is a really deep, deep sort of ocean.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't look right. It's not the blue. It's a

612
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Speaker 3: shade of blue as well.

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Speaker 10: It's terrifying and the eyes and teeth really pop out,

614
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 10: and yeah, like Christian City, it's borderline.

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Speaker 3: You don't like a reject from the Blue Man Group.

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Speaker 3: What happened to them? By the way, they said they

617
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Speaker 3: were biggest live acts in the world, The Blue who

618
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 3: haven't been keeping no no, but please you? But you

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Speaker 3: listen as the Natasha Beddingfield judge the Blue Man Group.

620
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Speaker 3: Well you're still cranking out Beddingfield on your runs, all right.

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Speaker 3: So this morning we wanted to call in it and

622
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Speaker 3: you confess your outfit. You thought you were, but they

623
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Speaker 3: had no idea who you'd come as.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: The way you became an instant legend at primary school

626
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Speaker 3: was by being the fastest kid. I still know the

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Speaker 3: name of the fastest boy at my primary school, Martin Lewis.

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Speaker 3: I'll never ever forget who if you were the fastest

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Speaker 3: kid for some reason that put you above anyone else

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Speaker 3: who was there. I couldn't even tell he was the

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Speaker 3: smartest kid. I wouldn't even register that or put it

632
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Speaker 3: in my brain. But the fastest kid and to be

633
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Speaker 3: that kind of hollowed superhero status at school, the fastest

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Speaker 3: boy and girl, Martin Lewis forever burned in his name.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually going back home in to my hometown in

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Speaker 3: a couple of weeks time, and I'm meeting up with

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Speaker 3: some old schoolmates and one of them said they saw Martin,

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Speaker 3: I star, Martin Lewis, is he running? I was just like, God,

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Speaker 3: has he still got that base on him? Because we

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Speaker 3: could we real nite and have a race now in

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Speaker 3: our fifties, last race she's still got There's no way

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00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 3: he still got it. Uh? Do you remember the fastest

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Speaker 3: kid in your primary screen constant?

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Speaker 4: And he was not only the fastest over one hundred

645
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Speaker 4: meters and also the cookes a cross country so it

646
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Speaker 4: didn't matter what distance.

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Speaker 3: He gave him. Yeah, he had distance and pace. He's

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Speaker 3: a double threat. He's an early huge Jackman. It's amazing

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Speaker 3: how you you knew his name? You remember straight Rio?

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Speaker 3: Were you that fastest kid? No?

651
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Speaker 4: I wasn't. Ours was Red Scarf phony you hit.

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Speaker 3: Sorry Red Scarfhony, he's a real name. No, No, he's

653
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Speaker 3: something with the sopranos. He was Red Scarf phoning.

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Speaker 4: He was an Italian kid. He hit puberty in year five.

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Speaker 3: Lewis got that way before the rest of us, Big

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Speaker 3: old Adam's apple.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he had a bead, he had muscles, he had.

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Speaker 3: Lewis had a tash and he was still fast with

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Speaker 3: it as well. Zero eerodynamics star phoning his four beards,

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Speaker 3: sitting in the fact of English class.

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Speaker 10: He was the fastest, but everyone caught up to him

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Speaker 10: because he hit puberty really early. But then that was

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Speaker 10: the peak, so by ten eleven twelve he lost his

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Speaker 10: sort of.

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Speaker 3: A producer, Caitlin, do you remember who was in your

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Speaker 3: primary school fastest kid? It was made our old friend

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Speaker 3: the topper makes an appearance. Anything you who can do,

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Speaker 3: I can do better?

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Speaker 5: I actually can.

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Speaker 4: I was also the fastest in the pool, swimming.

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Speaker 3: And running wow land and what about Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So any kids from an O point primary cooling, happy,

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Speaker 6: to pop you on Edge.

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Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast Christian fastest kids in my school

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Speaker 3: were a set of twins Wow chilling the smets. One

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Speaker 3: of them went to play for Geelong Christian. Early on

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Speaker 3: the show you were talking about people didn't know who

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Speaker 3: you'd come as. In a fancy dress party. I was

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Speaker 3: dressed up as Robin Hood. Everyone thought I was Peter Pan.

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Speaker 3: I even had a bow and quiver. It didn't help them.

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Speaker 3: My older brother was dressed to tink about at Chris Christian.

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Speaker 3: We had a house party when I went as Brendan

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Speaker 3: Favona from the brown Low. I was in a suit

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Speaker 3: of board cap and I had a microphone with a

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Speaker 3: bit of paper attached to it that said the footy Show.

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Speaker 3: No one had a clue as to why I was

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Speaker 3: interviewing people. It was only after a couple of beers

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Speaker 3: I started yelling pressure Point and Steven Christian. It was

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Speaker 3: a different time, at a different time. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: your emal. Okay, do you still remember the name after

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Speaker 3: fastest kid at your junior school? Janey? Good morning, Hi

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Speaker 3: going god Jane. So were you the fastest?

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Speaker 1: I was the fastest?

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Speaker 3: Sounds like producer Katie, You're talking to does he fast people?

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Speaker 3: Then talkers?

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Speaker 9: Now I am going to talk Caitlin because I wasn't

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Speaker 9: just the fastest girl.

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Speaker 7: I was the fastest girl and boy.

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Speaker 9: Even though I'm not a boy.

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Speaker 3: Awesome, that is your double legend there. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 3: thank you very much and calling him.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: What are the odds?

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Speaker 2: Believe it or not?

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Speaker 11: What are the odds?

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Speaker 3: You gotta be justhing me.

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Speaker 7: Like we were.

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Speaker 3: You was Cheryl who married a hun who work was weir?

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Speaker 3: The Cheryl.

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Speaker 4: Who married a hun as well.

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Speaker 9: I hurt my knee and I booked an appointment to

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Speaker 9: see a surgeon. The surgeon's like, oh, is that your name?

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Speaker 9: And I was like yeah, and he goes, I've got

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Speaker 9: someone booked in today with the same name, first name, surname,

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Speaker 9: with the same injury.

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Speaker 11: I've got three kids.

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Speaker 8: They're all growing up now, but they were all born

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Speaker 8: at the Mercy Hospital Family Busy Sney five years apart

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Speaker 8: between h one, and they were all delued by the

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Speaker 8: same midwife.

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Speaker 11: My name is Brad Gabon. I've had worked at a

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Speaker 11: place with a guy named Gabon. His twin brother's name

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Speaker 11: was Brad. In the same place. I worked with a

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Speaker 11: guy named Chris. My brother's name is Chris, and we

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Speaker 11: both had a sistant named Julie.

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Speaker 3: Whenever we listen to the replays for some team, for

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Speaker 3: some reason, the one at the end is always woman like,

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Speaker 3: we didn't need that, we should stay.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it just common knowledge to like stack them from

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Speaker 4: worse best get better? Every time?

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Speaker 3: I always I'm always nervous. I know the last one's coming.

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Speaker 3: It's the one where we go. Don't put that next week?

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Speaker 3: Please please remember every week? Every week?

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Speaker 10: All right?

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Speaker 3: All right? So I already have a story that someone

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Speaker 3: emailed to me that it is a great story right

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Speaker 3: involving an airport and park, and it's a great one

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Speaker 3: of the ods to get is going. However, I've been

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Speaker 3: told by producer Caitlin, who's barometer, as we know, can

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Speaker 3: be a little bit shonky.

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Speaker 4: She probably chooses the last one.

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Speaker 3: She won't you won't need it, you won't need it,

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Speaker 3: go to res he told me yesterday. You won't need it,

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Speaker 3: you won't need to. You have to go to a

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Speaker 3: song next please please one person, he seem we.

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Speaker 4: Don't need have the email ready to go, just in

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Speaker 4: case we won't need it.

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Speaker 3: We won't need it.

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Speaker 4: Don't throw it.

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Speaker 10: Out, don't come on Home Run, Home Run, Saturday Night

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Speaker 10: with the rising sun, watching the Swans lose. Long Night,

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Speaker 10: Sad Night, Get an uber home. Uber driver is the loveliest,

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Speaker 10: loveliest guy I've ever met. You know, uber drivers like

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Speaker 10: either very quiet or very chatty.

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Speaker 4: This one very chatty. We got really deep really quick.

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Speaker 3: We'll tell you advertise you can have quite intimate conversations

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Speaker 3: with him.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, well, he was going he's in doing Ramanah

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Speaker 10: at the moment, so we're talking about religion and politics

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Speaker 10: and everything.

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Speaker 4: Is very lovely chat.

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Speaker 10: And at the end of it it was only fifteen

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Speaker 10: minutes and he said, hey, I've had an amazing time

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Speaker 10: talking with you. I'm from Turkey. I'm actually just finished

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Speaker 10: my favorite book. It's a Turkish book, but it's been

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Speaker 10: translated into English.

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Speaker 4: I'd love you to have it.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, wow, thank you

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Speaker 3: so much.

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Speaker 4: You got it from like the little.

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Speaker 10: Box and gave it to me, and I was really

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Speaker 10: touched and I said, oh my god, thank you so much.

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Speaker 10: I haven't even asked your name. What's your name? He said,

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Speaker 10: my name is Fok Oh my words.

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Speaker 3: I've met this guy last year. He's a young guy

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Speaker 3: in his twenties. He's a charming guy. I had a

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Speaker 3: very deep conversation because he picked me up, and I thought,

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Speaker 3: I've got to say something about the name. Maybe it's

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Speaker 3: not pronounced how in a Western Wayne, So it's OK,

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Speaker 3: how's that spelled? Uf uk didn't tell you how we

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Speaker 3: changed his name, but not that. I hope he can

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Speaker 3: pick you up again. I met him only about three

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Speaker 3: months ago. He's a lovely guy. He's been learning English

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Speaker 3: and he's very insecure about his English. But his English

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Speaker 3: is great.

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Speaker 10: Yes, and he was I said, oh my god, my

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Speaker 10: boss doesn't stop talking about.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it was about three months ago. Wow, we the legend.

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Speaker 3: I actually think he's some sort of modern day savior. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't. It doesn't add up the wisdom that young

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Speaker 3: man has in that car. I actually think he's like

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Speaker 3: a secret billionaire from Turkey and he's like throwing away

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Speaker 3: his richest and rubles to come and help the common man. Yeah, beautiful,

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Speaker 3: I hoped in this that you have the pleasure. I've

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Speaker 3: been picked up one day to have a look at

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Speaker 3: your phone. It really is called.

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Speaker 4: Tell us what the book is as well.

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Speaker 10: I'm now I know the name of the book. It's

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Speaker 10: the book's name is in Turkish. But I'll breed in tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: Please please all right, Christian O'Connell Show one podcast lines

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Speaker 3: w Repper. Now for your what are the odd stories

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Speaker 3: of co incidents and chance this one from Bromwin involving

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Speaker 3: an airport Christian, I have a what are the odds

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Speaker 3: story for you? Believe it, Christian. Recently we were headed

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Speaker 3: to Melbourne Airport for our trip to news Eland and

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Speaker 3: parked in the long term car park among thousands of

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Speaker 3: other cars. Big car park, Big odds. Fast forward a

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Speaker 3: week and my sister and brother in law were off

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Speaker 3: to Sydney. They are so parked in the long term

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Speaker 3: car park. Not only did they randomly spot our car

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Speaker 3: in a sea of vehicles pot parked right next to us.

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Speaker 3: Photo attached. I can I can confirm it was attached

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Speaker 3: with them pointing at a car one presumes, or it's

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Speaker 3: just another random big four way form. But thank you

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Speaker 3: Bromwin for attaching the evidence and photo of your husband

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Speaker 3: pointing at an He can't go look at this, you know,

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Speaker 3: John's look at me, But look at this and by

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Speaker 3: the way, he's wearing shorts far too short from man

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Speaker 3: like that. Finding a car park at the airport is

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Speaker 3: hard enough. Stumbling upon a familiar car is even rarer,

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Speaker 3: But an empty space right beside it? Question? What are

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Speaker 3: the odds? From its great one? Thank you much for

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Speaker 3: photo attached Arvin. Good morning, Arvin, third morning, Christian?

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Speaker 12: What are the oards? Mate?

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Speaker 2: What the.

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Speaker 3: What are the odds? Arvin? What's your story? My friends?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Recently, Christian, I was flying over from Fiji into Melbourne

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Speaker 12: and wandering around the D three shop at the Nanty

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Speaker 12: International Airport. There's an announcement over the edcom goes passenger

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Speaker 12: by the name of Arvin Singh please report to the

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Speaker 12: chefster count. So I head off to the counter and

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Speaker 12: guess what, there's another Alvin sing by the same names.

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Speaker 12: And he's also flying over from Fiji into Melbourne. So

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Speaker 12: what are the odds of meeting another Alvin's at an internet?

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Speaker 3: Not one, but two Arvin sings Alvin sing Nice to

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Speaker 3: meet you, Arvan sing I.

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Speaker 12: Honestly I thought I was the only one.

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Speaker 3: No, well, there's another Irvin sing out there. Did you

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Speaker 3: look similar? Was it like looking in a mirror.

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Speaker 12: Yees, he's just some looking bloke, very much younger than

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Speaker 12: I am. I'm not dead old, but yeah, younger looking

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Speaker 12: Ivan singing?

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Speaker 3: Did you warn him? Like, hey, just watch this, watch

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Speaker 3: that older Arvin sing giving the younger exactly you got it?

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Speaker 3: What are the odds of right there? The PA system

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Speaker 3: no one to Harvin Sings? And also two stories back

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Speaker 3: to back about Melbourne Airport are what are the odds

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Speaker 3: for a building? Now? All right, Irvin sing the one

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Speaker 3: and only Arvan sing very no hang on it. One

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Speaker 3: of two, one of two.

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Speaker 12: Yeh, there's two of us writing wandering around Melbourne now.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Yes to my show. We were HARKing back to the

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Speaker 3: heydays of themed restaurants, pauci Rio. I went to one

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Speaker 3: over the weekend, Spitfire down near actually in rose Boden.

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Speaker 3: Within years ago, when you were a kid, they used

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Speaker 3: to wear a lot more so, here was a prime

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Speaker 3: time for themed restaurants. Now it's not the.

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Speaker 4: Thing confirming that Witches in Bridges, though, is still strong.

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Speaker 3: We had quite a few notes about that. Now twenty

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Speaker 3: four hours on Patsy, You've had to think I've had

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Speaker 3: to think Jackie Boys had to think about actually some

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Speaker 3: new ideas. So listener, you now become Mark Cuban in

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Speaker 3: Shark Tank. All right, you started thinking, would I invest

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Speaker 3: in any of these new twenty twenty five we're bringing

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Speaker 3: it back the themed restaurant, Patty. You'll go into the

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Speaker 3: tank first of all.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they're going to want to invest in this because

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Speaker 6: I've come up with this bringing idea for a sex

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Speaker 6: in the City themed restaurant in the city. This would

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Speaker 6: be fantastic. What's it called Sex and the City.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't get any licensing for that, well, it's a

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Speaker 3: global brand shut down within an hour, there'd be a

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Speaker 3: cease and desist thing.

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Speaker 5: But no, listen to this. It would be great.

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Speaker 6: I would have little intimate tables of four for you

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Speaker 6: to take you and three of your best friends, and

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Speaker 6: there'd be cosmos on tap off to.

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00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 3: One are so light set of like pants draft You've

881
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 3: got draft pipes of cosmo. It's a great idea.

882
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,360
Speaker 5: Cosmopolitans.

883
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 6: And then off one side you could get a money

884
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,840
Speaker 6: or a pity if you wanted. And then at the

885
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 6: back there'd be a manalo blank store to get some

886
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 6: shoes and some bags.

887
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 3: You know how wealthy Do you think your customers are

888
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 3: about two thousand bucks a shoe, aren't they?

889
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 5: It would be one of those real estate somewhere in

890
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:52,359
Speaker 5: Colin Street.

891
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 3: This has got to be toua.

892
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can see it.

893
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 3: You had me up until the over rice shoe.

894
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 4: They're always so optimistic on shark Tank as well, that

895
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,160
Speaker 4: they would say, and if every patron bought one pair

896
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 4: of shoes, then by the end of the year you

897
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 4: make fifty million dollars.

898
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 3: However, Patsy the actual core idea, I can imagine that being.

899
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 6: Successful with yes, so can I have just got to

900
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 6: come up with the name where I won't get suit

901
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 6: sex not the city, yeah maybe, well yeah, but it

902
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 6: is in the city.

903
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 5: If it was two rek, you.

904
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 3: Could sex outside the city bank in the city.

905
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:29,840
Speaker 5: Ocquering it.

906
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 3: Oh wait, and a place where wait, they've got Cosmo

907
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 3: on draft isn't occering it it's a high end joint,

908
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 3: is it? Well in a town that is footy mad?

909
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 3: How come anyone hasn't come on the idea of combining

910
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 3: the love of footy with the love of food. They

911
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 3: have right now Fantasy food ball once more. Once more

912
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 3: you see it a knee on and go Hang on

913
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 3: a minute. There's a genius combined. Two of the cities.

914
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 3: Love food and foote to see Foodball. So straight away

915
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 3: when you're booking, they would ask you what team do

916
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 3: you bear it for? Okay, then you'd be served by

917
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,359
Speaker 3: someone in your team's outfit. That's good.

918
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 4: But then do you see that same way to later

919
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 4: like take off a shirt.

920
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 3: You'd have a designated so it's this your guy. So

921
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 3: for me, he'd be at the I'd be at the

922
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 3: D's table and the menu would then be D's related

923
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: the whole every item would be a D's thing. Yes,

924
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 3: you'd have Christian Petranca's ribs, Max Prawl's this good, This

925
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 3: is good? Are you investing in the shark? Taksian? I am?

926
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 3: I would go and to see food Ball, go to

927
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 3: food Am I try and do this. This season is

928
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:46,879
Speaker 3: a pop up. You need a lot of stuff, don't

929
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 3: you thinking now? Because some guy might have no one,

930
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 3: no Cats fans are in it. I just idling at

931
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 3: the bottom.

932
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 4: Poor gold courst Wader doesn't get to do anything.

933
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what's your idea for theme dress?

934
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 4: Okay, this is going to sound familiar because I've before

935
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 4: as a cinema idea where.

936
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: You get rehash rewarm leftovers.

937
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 4: But a restaurant where all the way is also a

938
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 4: trained massuses so that while you're eating they give you

939
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,320
Speaker 4: a shoulder message.

940
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 5: Who wants a message?

941
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 3: Is creepy creep giving me a shoulder rum I'm trying

942
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 3: to eat moment. You know, my max problems is they're

943
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 3: relaxing you no some stranger you don't know when they're

944
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 3: trying to chat to somebody.

945
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 4: No, no, no, okay, So you know, maybe in between courses,

946
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 4: in between courses, you don't have to be what it's

947
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 4: not why you're.

948
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,240
Speaker 3: I don't mean chat to a guy giving a shoulder

949
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 3: just going on want some i'ming on top of it.

950
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 4: But you've got somebody at the same time, so that

951
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 4: doesn't it feels better.

952
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 3: Again, this is a whole sex thing. It's worse than

953
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 3: Patsy's idea. Christian O'Connell podcast, I've got a good name,

954
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 3: the one get Patsy shut down for a sex and

955
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 3: city themed restaurant, pro sec and the City. That is

956
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,959
Speaker 3: very good, very good. If you just put a little

957
00:46:00,960 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 3: bit of extra thought in it, pats you could have

958
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:05,279
Speaker 3: got there. Christian, I've got a name for it as well,

959
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 3: Bradshaw's Oh yeah, sounds like real estate agents. Some cheesey

960
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 3: gunner suit on that billboard. They're about the front there,

961
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 3: you know, time waste Today once more great prize. You're

962
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 3: off to Melbourne Zoo for the best in show Raw

963
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 3: and Poor. This is Melbourne Zoo's new sort after after

964
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: hours Craft Beer and Spirits Festival coming this month twenty

965
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 3: first of the twenty second of March. You get a

966
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:33,479
Speaker 3: VIP double bass to Raw and Poor. Today's time Waste.

967
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:37,919
Speaker 3: We're looking for your Zoo movies. I don't know where

968
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 3: you got this from. Where is this cobbled together from

969
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: producer Rio? This is not legit content. Top five twenty

970
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:51,399
Speaker 3: twenty five Zoo Animal Power rankings according to zoo chat

971
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 3: dot com.

972
00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 4: What the power rankings do you mean?

973
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,480
Speaker 3: I know we have it in sport, the power rankings.

974
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 3: You know from all the coaches and former players. How

975
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 3: do they get a power ranking?

976
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 10: It's like a trending animal. What animal's hot at the moment,

977
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 10: what animal's in for a big twenty twenty five?

978
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: But based on what what are they doing? Like a

979
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 3: WhatsApp group?

980
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 10: No, it's just like based on popularity and popularity data data.

981
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 10: They're just crunching the numbers, the algorithms. Yeah, it's like

982
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 10: it's like fashion trends. What's going to be hot in

983
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,680
Speaker 10: twenty twenty five?

984
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 4: What's dress? What's skirt? What animal at the zoo? I

985
00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 4: reckon gorillas are big in twenty five?

986
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,439
Speaker 3: No, not on the list ice cold, my friend not hot?

987
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,719
Speaker 5: No, say elephants because.

988
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,040
Speaker 3: They're no, not on the top five power ranking. Sorry, guys,

989
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 3: power up Lions bang number one?

990
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,080
Speaker 5: Well, King of the Jungle number one?

991
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 3: What else is in the top five of the top

992
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 3: five twenty twenty five zoo animal power rankings according to

993
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 3: Zoo's never heard them zoo chat dot com.

994
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 5: I reckon meerkats.

995
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 3: They're cute, so twenty twenty makee way hot? New engine

996
00:47:57,239 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 3: number five the common otter.

997
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 4: I do like an as a child.

998
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, they cuddle, don't they in the water. It's quite cute.

999
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 4: And the hold hands to sleep.

1000
00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:06,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1001
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 3: And number four monkeys solid dependable. It is right. You're

1002
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 3: almost saying this isn't legit content, But no, no, you're

1003
00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:19,200
Speaker 3: not at three coolers?

1004
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, of course.

1005
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 4: What's wrong with the col Why why are you turn

1006
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 4: your nose up at the color.

1007
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 3: It doesn't do enough, old blinky eyed in that tree

1008
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 3: with a fussy diet eucalypse and then spending sex diseases

1009
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 3: what he wanted to do. Well, you come from a

1010
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 3: year a clean out, like a good British lion, you know,

1011
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 3: clean the Manish lines up there, tra Valgar square, British lines. Churchill.

1012
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: It used to ride that lion, ride that line around

1013
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: number ten, coming up with the new stratchery, used to

1014
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 3: take on Hitler drafts at number two draft and they

1015
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 3: should be above Coler's bored, sleepy in that tree. He

1016
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 3: doesn't want to do the animal handling today. They're a

1017
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 3: little bit sleepy up in that.

1018
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 4: That makes them rare. That's what makes them so lucive.

1019
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 3: Rubbish rubbish, all right. Today we're looking for zoo movies.

1020
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 3: What a great what a great musical, and it gets

1021
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:20,560
Speaker 3: it gets a little love on the show. Fiddler on

1022
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 3: the Roof is a great classic, isn't it? Up on

1023
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 3: the Roof? Keeper on the Roof Drew Barrymore loves hairy men.

1024
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 3: She does. In fact. Fifty first Primates Silver, Detroit CrOx

1025
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 3: City Gold, Seals of Dreams Silver and Breakfast cub cute

1026
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 3: Little carp Breakfast Silver plus all right, Jackie Boy, Zoo

1027
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:53,879
Speaker 3: movies Wire they watching at the Zoo Gurraffic Park. That's

1028
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 3: very good. Gold Koala Land rubbish because the minus bronze

1029
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 3: make it extinct.

1030
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:07,959
Speaker 4: Parrots of the Caribbean. And Moneyball was a great movie.

1031
00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:11,399
Speaker 3: Ye monkey Ball, Oh my god, I'd see monkey Ball.

1032
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 3: Oh gold us win a win a chicken dinner.

1033
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

1034
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell's show, Bestern Show for the Time Waster Danny's

1035
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 3: taking you for a zoo raw and Poor at Melbourne

1036
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 3: Zoo's New after Ours Craft Beer and Spirits Festival twenty

1037
00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 3: first to the twenty second of March. You get a

1038
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:37,360
Speaker 3: VIP double pass for your Zoo movies today, Bumper entries today,

1039
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,640
Speaker 3: very strong Zoo movies. Jack You're ready tomorrow, I'm ready, okay.

1040
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 3: A man called Otter Gold straighten out power rankings well

1041
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 3: them Carnie Gurraffic Park, similar to mine Bronze, School of

1042
00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 3: Couakers Silver. I don't mike Otter, People's money a lot

1043
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: of Otter ones I mean in Silver obviously, just adjusting

1044
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:05,880
Speaker 3: everything with the new news about the power op in

1045
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 3: Hyena Gold Bohemian Raptors. You know the raptors throw Mamazette

1046
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:20,719
Speaker 3: from the train. Gold, BMX bandicootslas well done one eater,

1047
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 3: very good that one BMX Bandicoots Meet the Crockers Gold.

1048
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 3: That's the Australian version, isn't it? Straight Otter Compton Gold.

1049
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 3: That's one Beck clockwork orang the Tongues Silver. I'm Richard,

1050
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 3: Raiders of the Lost Arnpark silvera Weekend by Boonese Gold.

1051
00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 3: Who's that Nathan well done face sloth in set of

1052
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 3: face off Gold, it's very funny act me. That's a

1053
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 3: very funny face sloth Marley and mere cats me cat

1054
00:51:57,719 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 3: no lamageddon Gold, right, know what you did last summer?

1055
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 3: Silver poo fling with love from Big Mumma's rocked our

1056
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 3: house Gold may see well, I don't make us laugh

1057
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:16,839
Speaker 3: any gibven Sunday Gold. It's Gibbons playing football all right?

1058
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:19,720
Speaker 3: Jack who is off to Melbourne zoo and Raw and Paul.

1059
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 4: Well on to Wenita for BMX Bandicoots.

1060
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

1061
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,840
Speaker 3: We are back tomorrow morning, forty years back tomorrow properly

1062
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 3: not this strange, nonsensical Round zero that was already a

1063
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 3: bad idea, and now it's somehow even worse. We now

1064
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,919
Speaker 3: this thing called a ladder fowl. We ever got time

1065
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 3: to get into what that means right now Google it.

1066
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 3: It's a thing now. On tomorrow's show, we continue the

1067
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 3: shark tank theme. You pitch your ideas to us this

1068
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 3: time of themed restaurant. Jack crashed and burned with his

1069
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 3: rub tog and Eat restaurant. I wrote it down. No, no,

1070
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 3: it's rob tug and Eats. You know those bases they

1071
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:09,000
Speaker 3: have no windows for a reason. What's going on in there?

1072
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 4: Our restaurant business?

1073
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 3: Who wants to be tugged and while they eat? Whereas

1074
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 3: per second, the city that is a great idea sex

1075
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,320
Speaker 3: and the city that is locked in my fantasy football,

1076
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 3: combining two great loves of the city, food and football.

1077
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 3: You'd eat at that place.

1078
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,320
Speaker 4: I would eat that would.

1079
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,560
Speaker 3: Team server owner and the menu reflects your glory day.

1080
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 3: So obviously, just a couple of starters for Jackie Boy

1081
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:42,359
Speaker 3: as a Pomers fan. All right, so you pitch your

1082
00:53:42,400 --> 00:53:44,440
Speaker 3: ideas to my best one, get the show tomorrow. We're

1083
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,360
Speaker 3: going to give you a thousand dollars. It really is

1084
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 3: a real low watted Sharkshank. I don't think Cuban's ever gone.

1085
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 3: I got a thousand bucks right, small change. You can have.

1086
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 3: What's smaller than a tank. It's a fish tank.

1087
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast