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Speaker 1: Jum mission with Jones and Amanda. Listener, Alan has been

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Speaker 1: productive in lockdown, and he came up with a parody song,

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Speaker 1: which usually I'm not a big fan of parody songs,

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Speaker 1: but I think Alan did a good job with this.

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Speaker 2: Listen, we're all at home and COVID's making that's lonely

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Speaker 2: because we all are and.

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Speaker 3: Laugh down, etc.

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Speaker 2: He himself says, you know, he's not a great singer. No,

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Speaker 2: but if someone could knock out a tune, go for it.

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Speaker 1: That's someone. And we put it to the people that

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Speaker 1: we know out there in the music.

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Speaker 4: Business, Barry Manilow, Michael Bolt.

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Speaker 3: Falls downing from Kiss.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, none of them have answered our bat calls.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you got this man on the line, the one,

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Speaker 1: the only Richard Clapton.

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Speaker 4: Hi, Richard, Amanda, it's so nice of you to answer

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Speaker 4: the phone. Last time. You just blew a whistle when

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Speaker 4: I Booty called you late at night.

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Speaker 5: No, I want to say it. Hi, this is Richard

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Speaker 5: Clapton and I wake up with Jones and Amanda.

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Speaker 3: Very good win.

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Speaker 2: Anything you in our hearts and minds, you really do

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Speaker 2: very well, and thank you for taking the call. Have

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Speaker 2: you ever recorded a parody song? Written a parody song.

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Speaker 5: No, no, I just I did that hippie album last year. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: and that's all covers.

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Speaker 4: But they're not parodies. They're great they they're great anthems.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but no, not a parody.

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Speaker 3: You've heard Alan's song what do you think?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Really interesting? Jonesy. By the way, Pal, I heard you.

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Speaker 5: I've been hearing you all morning rock physicians. Waking up

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Speaker 5: at midday is so last century. I've in lockdown and

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Speaker 5: you know I wake up at five thirty.

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Speaker 3: So well, I apologize for Jones.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy had said I wouldn't be able to get Richard

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Speaker 2: on the line because he doesn't wake up before midday.

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Speaker 1: You wake up in a bathroom podcast, but you wake

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Speaker 1: up Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But with parody on. So do you think?

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Speaker 1: And you are one of this country's foremost premiere artists,

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Speaker 1: is it worth your while? Is there any any bones

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Speaker 1: in this song? Because the lyrics I think a kind

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Speaker 1: of humorous. Could you make something wand.

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Speaker 4: You have a crack at it?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm good to go. Well, it's pretty interesting.

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Speaker 2: If we gave you say, between now and the end

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Speaker 2: of the week, what's today Wednesday? It's not much time,

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Speaker 2: but you get up at five point thirty by the

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Speaker 2: sounds of things and have nothing to do actually, because well,

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Speaker 2: your concert tour, you're in the midst of all that

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Speaker 2: when lockdown happens. So how would you feel having a

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Speaker 2: crack at this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I shall because my poor concert tour is just

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Speaker 5: getting moved further. It's further along. So yes, I'm pretty

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Speaker 5: available at the moment, so I don't crack at it.

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Speaker 4: Right, and you can clean up?

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Speaker 1: When would we see your concert tour, Richard, because we'll

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Speaker 1: bend over backwards to make sure that everyone is there

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Speaker 1: when it comes around.

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Speaker 5: Look, things are pretty bad, as I'm sure everyone is hearing.

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Speaker 5: So we've moved. We're supposed to do it in June,

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Speaker 5: and then it became some dates in July, and then

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Speaker 5: it was supposed to be this month August, So now

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Speaker 5: we're thinking it might have been next year. We really

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Speaker 5: going anyway.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it a pool?

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Speaker 2: That's why this song, That's why this song resonates for everybody.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, Richard, thank you, thank you for answering

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Speaker 2: the call. And you've got need to project.

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Speaker 4: We need you. We'll talk to you before the end

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Speaker 4: of the week and see how you're getting.

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Speaker 5: On all right, okay, big deal.

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Speaker 4: We love you, Richard, thank.

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Speaker 3: You, thank you, Richard, Richard Clapton there, good man.

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Speaker 4: Well that's good.

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Speaker 2: So we're going to this is actually, this is exciting.

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Speaker 2: Richard's going to have a crack at that. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to cut your hair tomorrow. Lockdown's not so

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Speaker 5: Bad, Jones, Amanda's