Speaker 1: Come on in.
Speaker 2: Hello Friday, Hello Friday.
Speaker 1: Can you get your words out?
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, I can Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Bridge just walked in here three o'clock in the afternoon
Speaker 4: with a bowl of syrut when you got nutri grain.
Speaker 2: No, it's amusedly. Cereal can be anytime the day, So
Speaker 2: I don't think you attack me for a three p.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I would like to make it clear this is not
Speaker 4: an attack about the cereal. I'm not cereal elitists. You
Speaker 4: can eat cereal at dinner time if you want to,
Speaker 4: you want to do it in our household. What this
Speaker 4: is is that we don't have communal cereal here at
Speaker 4: the studio.
Speaker 2: Yes we do. No Britte, we don't. That's somebody's cereal
Speaker 2: that they've brought in and you're eating. No, it's not.
Speaker 2: There's a cereal shelf I've brought in. That is not true.
Speaker 2: I always eat from the cereal shell. Yeah, you just.
Speaker 1: Made that up.
Speaker 5: Do you get petro and go get it from the
Speaker 5: petrol wall.
Speaker 1: He can't just made stuff.
Speaker 6: Just in the kitchen with me and said here is
Speaker 6: some musually have some cereal BECAUSEY moods.
Speaker 1: Whatever I could.
Speaker 2: Grab, which means I thought it was communal. Have I
Speaker 2: just stolen from someone?
Speaker 4: I'm sure it's one of the producers, Studio Studio Cereal.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it is.
Speaker 2: Well, it's delicious, and now they know that you're the thief.
Speaker 5: Listen today, I want to talk to you about Balenciaga,
Speaker 5: the Fashion House, one of their new releases. It's an
Speaker 5: item that is raking in an eye watering amount of money. However,
Speaker 5: the catch is don't buy it Mums of Australia. It
Speaker 5: is something that you all have in your linen closet
Speaker 5: at home. You can make it yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh this has riddled me that yourself.
Speaker 1: I pick up diy, I love you.
Speaker 5: Next on the show, Welcome everyone where he thinks the
Speaker 5: chemists ware house heading today great.
Speaker 1: Savings every day. You might have seen this.
Speaker 5: Everyone's talking about the balenci towel skirt. It's the new
Speaker 5: is fashion trend created by the fashion house and fashion
Speaker 5: brand Balenciaga. Kim Kardashian loves Blenciaga. All the slips where Blenciaga. Now,
Speaker 5: this quite simply is a skirt created by Blenciaga, and
Speaker 5: it's it's quite simply a towel and.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's it is what it sounds like.
Speaker 5: You wrap it around your waist, it goes under the
Speaker 5: knee and it is made out of towel.
Speaker 1: For all intents and purposes, it is a towel on
Speaker 1: a pitch. You have a look.
Speaker 5: The only difference is it's a literal bath yo, it's
Speaker 5: a it's a gray bath tower. Difference is it does
Speaker 5: have two buttons around the waist so it doesn't folding
Speaker 5: like a towel, so it would hold up.
Speaker 1: It'd be very sturdy.
Speaker 5: It also has it inside hidden belt, state of the
Speaker 5: art Balenciaga Italian designed belt inside around the waistband so
Speaker 5: you can tuck your pants.
Speaker 2: I do really love that you can go from beach
Speaker 2: to bar in this outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, from shower to bar.
Speaker 2: This is not real. Well, Valenciaga a trolley in the world.
Speaker 1: No, it's real.
Speaker 5: It's available on the website for the Lolo a price
Speaker 5: of nine hundred and twenty five Australion dollars.
Speaker 4: I feel like, you know, I feel like these are
Speaker 4: social experiments right, Like they're like, what is the dumbest,
Speaker 4: craziest thing that we can put out there that's gonna Garner.
Speaker 4: All this media attention and some idiot's gonna buy it? Okay, Holiday, Well, bitch,
Speaker 4: I bet you bought one.
Speaker 1: Hold on. It comes in size A, small, and medium.
Speaker 1: That change.
Speaker 2: No, I kind of believe this is what you've brought
Speaker 2: me today. This is dumb.
Speaker 1: I didn't buy it. I couldn't afford it.
Speaker 6: But do you want to ty that though you love
Speaker 6: a design thing and you love the design of thing,
Speaker 6: it's not even attracted.
Speaker 2: You're silly easies this I.
Speaker 1: Have a lot of easies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this isn't the first crazy item, and I've contemplated buying.
Speaker 1: I've actually can piled a least. We're gonna play a
Speaker 1: little game of the price is right.
Speaker 5: I'm going to at least you some designer items that
Speaker 5: are too good to be true and in my eyes,
Speaker 5: a bargain.
Speaker 1: You tell me how much you think they go for. Okay,
Speaker 1: do we see a picture or yeah? You got the
Speaker 1: pictures put out the designer in front of them.
Speaker 2: Please look at you could not You couldn't pay me
Speaker 2: to want to buy these.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty, Tiffany and Co.
Speaker 5: Release their gorgeous Tiffany Blue Ping Pong paddles.
Speaker 4: H I do like that they're probably the nicest thing
Speaker 4: out of everything that's on this list.
Speaker 2: That's probably the only thing on the list. Side buyer,
Speaker 2: I reckon, I'm going to be ok they're three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I reckon they are eleven hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: All right, So stupid Lauren's the closest six hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty dollars for the Tiffany and Co ping pong calls.
Speaker 5: What about the Prata paper clip?
Speaker 2: It is so dull?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's a paper clip the size of a paper clip,
Speaker 5: but it's got the word Prata engraved.
Speaker 4: Is it made out of sterling silver or white gold?
Speaker 4: Do we know what it's made out of?
Speaker 3: It?
Speaker 2: Is it tin?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay, well then it should be worth about three dollars,
Speaker 4: But I'm going to guess that they've got the healthy
Speaker 4: price tag of two hundred and sixty one eighty.
Speaker 5: Oh briat bang on, it's one hundred and eighty five dollars,
Speaker 5: well dollars.
Speaker 2: Even made a note that I thought it would be
Speaker 2: one a does it? I mean, like, look looking at that,
Speaker 2: that's a one eighty paper clip.
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: What about what about Blenciaga back on Blenciaga their bright
Speaker 5: blue Ikea bag, so you know when you've got away
Speaker 5: Kia and the one dollar Duffel bag at the checkout
Speaker 5: is available. They have created the same material, color, same size,
Speaker 5: but it's got Balencia branding.
Speaker 2: Is what you would buy me to you? I feel
Speaker 2: like you have this in black.
Speaker 1: I've got a very similar one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, five hundred and ninety dollars, Britt, it's got to
Speaker 4: be more than that.
Speaker 5: Eight ninety two, one hundred and forty five dollars both,
Speaker 5: and you're kidding me?
Speaker 4: Who is buying this niche not? This is actually a
Speaker 4: PR stunt.
Speaker 5: This one is very important to me. The Mosquino plastic
Speaker 5: dry cleaning bag dress. So you know when you go
Speaker 5: to the dry cleaners and they put a plastic bag
Speaker 5: over the over the clothes to keep it nice and clean.
Speaker 2: Mosquino or Machino.
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 2: Squeeze said Mosquito.
Speaker 1: I love this Mosquito dressing.
Speaker 2: SQUA don't don't even know.
Speaker 4: I don't even know it's a Machino, but it doesn't
Speaker 4: sound right.
Speaker 5: The Machino polastic sheet, but they've cut armholes in it.
Speaker 5: You put your head through the top. How much is
Speaker 5: the dry cleaning bag by a Musquino.
Speaker 4: It does sullo, it does say we love our customers
Speaker 4: at the top of it, like it really is a hangar.
Speaker 2: Surely this is free? Shurely this they found this on the.
Speaker 1: Side of the road free. What do you think? Britt
Speaker 1: fourteen seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: In Can you just tell me how much this paper
Speaker 2: bag is?
Speaker 6: There's a picture of a paper bag on the Jill
Speaker 6: Sanders brown paper bag, like a standard paper bag you.
Speaker 1: Put a lunch shorttery three hundred two ninety well done.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it is a fifty cent paper bag?
Speaker 2: Who's buying that.
Speaker 5: For Christmas this year? I'm going to send you some items.
Speaker 5: There are some things that I want.
Speaker 2: No, it really shows, doesn't it. Brands? That's what it is.
Speaker 2: You're buying the brand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've had enough, stop it something.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 6: I'm going to talk to you about a trend that
Speaker 6: is taking off a gain on TikTok.
Speaker 2: It's cheating, but it's not any cheating. It's micro cheating.
Speaker 4: Cheating but the little way yeah for really small for ants,
Speaker 4: like a cheating for ants.
Speaker 2: We're gonna talk cheating for ants after the that's next
Speaker 2: on the pickup look.
Speaker 6: I would say most of the population is on board
Speaker 6: and has the same feelings surrounding cheating in a relationship.
Speaker 6: But I think where the water gets a bit muddy
Speaker 6: is with this term micro cheating.
Speaker 2: Now, there's this list going.
Speaker 6: Viral online at the moment on TikTok that this one
Speaker 6: girls put out to her what constitutes micro cheating? Now,
Speaker 6: micro cheating if you don't know when your playing at
Speaker 6: home is like anything that is considered crossing a line
Speaker 6: without it being physical, Like they haven't gone out and
Speaker 6: hooked up with someone like physically, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: But it's things that deep down you know that ain't right.
Speaker 2: You know your partner's probably not going to be happy.
Speaker 4: Whenever I think of micro cheating like as a concept,
Speaker 4: the very number one that comes to mind for me
Speaker 4: is like liking other people's like as in like if
Speaker 4: you're dating a guy and he's liking all these bikini
Speaker 4: photos over and over and over, you're like.
Speaker 2: Necessary or not?
Speaker 6: You see? To me, the thing that comes to mind
Speaker 6: first is I guess probably secret conversations or excessive conversations.
Speaker 6: So if it was a relationship with me, and a man,
Speaker 6: Like if my partner was messaging another woman a lot,
Speaker 6: asking how she is checking in and even if I
Speaker 6: knew or if I didn't know, that is micro cheating
Speaker 6: just cheating? Well no not because if they're just like, hey,
Speaker 6: how are you, I'm like, look, I know that there's
Speaker 6: some deeper feeling there. But this list tell me what
Speaker 6: you got think about this because this is the controversial part.
Speaker 6: This is her list of micro cheating secretly messaging someone, flirting,
Speaker 6: maintaining contact with ex's adding or liking half naked.
Speaker 2: People's pictures online.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, seeking new friendships with people that you find attractive,
Speaker 6: so like like actively going out to meet new people
Speaker 6: keeping they're hot, lying about your relationship status online or
Speaker 6: in person to me.
Speaker 1: That's just cheating. Yeah, I think that's just cheating.
Speaker 4: But also I guess the problem like this, if you
Speaker 4: haven't heard of this idea of micro cheating. I think
Speaker 4: the reason why it's such a gray area is because
Speaker 4: sometimes it sounds a little bit crazy when you say
Speaker 4: out loud or I don't like these things that you're doing,
Speaker 4: because like they haven't actually done anything that's one hundred
Speaker 4: percent black and white wrong. It can actually make you
Speaker 4: sound a little bit insane that you're putting all these
Speaker 4: things down, But it's the it's these things together that
Speaker 4: make you feel insecure in a relationship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also say technology has come so far, Like
Speaker 5: fifty years ago, you could only cheat on someone physically.
Speaker 5: Now you've got you can like it's someone on LinkedIn.
Speaker 5: You know, we have to move the bar, or.
Speaker 4: You can just appear to be single, like a lot
Speaker 4: of people who are like cheating or keeping their options open.
Speaker 4: They may not cross the line yet, but they're appearing
Speaker 4: single online because they're keeping their options open.
Speaker 6: But I think it's so subjective to essentially it is
Speaker 6: your partner crossing a boundary that you have put up.
Speaker 6: Have you said this isn't cool and they're secretly doing
Speaker 6: it anyway, then they then there's something else going on, right,
Speaker 6: But liking have a photo here and there?
Speaker 2: To me, fine, nothing, who cares?
Speaker 6: But if you've gone onto one person's page on Instagram,
Speaker 6: you've liked ten photos, you've sent some fire flames. You
Speaker 6: know you've done all the stuff, you did the groundwork.
Speaker 6: You're trying to get their attention. The only reason you
Speaker 6: go back on people is to get their attention, so
Speaker 6: something else.
Speaker 1: Us is going on.
Speaker 5: I don't think it's micro cheating as much as it
Speaker 5: is like pre cheating. It's like doing the it's like
Speaker 5: pre cheating. No, because if we're going to throw around terms,
Speaker 5: because it's like technically not the cheat, but you'll lay
Speaker 5: in the land, you're sewing the same for one day,
Speaker 5: potentially meeting another person, or if you decide to physically
Speaker 5: cheat that you've got people there ready to go.
Speaker 4: I think, okay, ultimately, I just think if you're already
Speaker 4: feeling this insecure in a relationship, if you're looking for
Speaker 4: all these signs, if your partner's doing all these things
Speaker 4: and you need a label for micro cheating, it's probably
Speaker 4: not the relationship to be in.
Speaker 2: Keep your five flames to yourself. I really in your
Speaker 2: monogamous relationship.
Speaker 1: I was really hoping it was cheating for ants, micro cheating.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm sure to break into that.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's not cheating for tiny little animals.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, coming up, I want to know when
Speaker 4: did you put your foot in it get yourself into
Speaker 4: a bit of trouble if it were, well, not in
Speaker 4: the micro cheating, but just like, when did you make
Speaker 4: a mistake, all right. Well, earlier in the week, I
Speaker 4: was telling you guys a story about how I monumentally
Speaker 4: put my foot in it. Basically, I was at a
Speaker 4: restaurant and there was this massive table that was next
Speaker 4: to me, and at the time, I was like running
Speaker 4: around after my kids. And if you're a mom and
Speaker 4: you run around after your children and you're trying to
Speaker 4: stop them from terrorizing everyone else in a restaurant, you
Speaker 4: would know that it's very hard to have a conversation.
Speaker 2: You kind of in and have some pieces of a conversation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you fake it, you make it.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And this lovely lady from the table next to me,
Speaker 4: who was here with all a friends and all a family,
Speaker 4: was trying to have a chat to me, and I
Speaker 4: was not paying attention rudely, I was trying to, but
Speaker 4: I was running around after the kids. Anyway, I asked
Speaker 4: her why she was out at restaurant with everyone, and
Speaker 4: then didn't hear the answer, And then I said to her, gosh,
Speaker 4: it must be so nice to come out with all
Speaker 4: your family and all your friends. And she looked at
Speaker 4: me and said, well, yeah, I guess, I guess it
Speaker 4: is nice to be here with everyone to spread my
Speaker 4: father's ashes.
Speaker 2: And I wanted to die.
Speaker 6: I have never been, so that's probably not the right
Speaker 6: term to use. Write this sentence.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when you said that, the dad's very part said that,
Speaker 5: so we are.
Speaker 4: I didn't say it to ours, but no, I needed
Speaker 4: some help, Okay, I needed you guys to tell me
Speaker 4: when when were the moments that you have put your
Speaker 4: foot in it?
Speaker 1: Christine? When did you put your footnote.
Speaker 3: One's particular friend. He was in a motifi aciding about
Speaker 3: twenty years ago. I lost sight in one eye, any
Speaker 3: sense of smell. But every time carry out we go
Speaker 3: to karaoke city, what was walking along? And I'll be going, oh,
Speaker 3: can you smell the rain? You'll go, oh you can smell?
Speaker 3: Can you? Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Not that lovely restaurant. You're like, no, you can't.
Speaker 8: Yeah, can you smell that stake?
Speaker 3: And he said, oh, you're funny, aunt. There's got a
Speaker 3: great sense of humor.
Speaker 1: But going to say that's always got that's horrible, Jade.
Speaker 1: I'm thirteen one sixty five. Hey, where was your foot?
Speaker 1: Where'd you put it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: God?
Speaker 8: So this was a close friend of mine, and for
Speaker 8: as long as I knew her. She always had very
Speaker 8: dark hair around her mouth more so like a mustache,
Speaker 8: So every time, even when she put concealer on, it
Speaker 8: was always noticeable. But you just never say anything.
Speaker 2: Right, no, because you're not ever going to say, hey,
Speaker 2: nice mind.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 8: Yeah, look, there's some things you would say, and there's
Speaker 8: some things you wouldn't. But one day we caught up
Speaker 8: for coffee or lunch and she's sitting down and I
Speaker 8: noticed that she'd obviously had it removed. I don't know how,
Speaker 8: but I complimented. I'm like lovely, like, oh gosh, you
Speaker 8: know kind of yeah, like you look good. And she's like,
Speaker 8: what do you mean, And I'm like, you're.
Speaker 2: It's gone your mustache?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, like I've obviously noticed it this whole time.
Speaker 6: A back candid compliment because you're like, oh, you look
Speaker 6: so good now that you got rid of that.
Speaker 2: I don't wanted to hear that.
Speaker 1: I've always known with that and why did you sit
Speaker 1: on it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: That's awful? All right, last call Natasha, Hey, how'd you
Speaker 1: put your footnote?
Speaker 7: Okay? So I had an emergency dental visit the other weekend.
Speaker 7: I got in their first thing in the morning. I
Speaker 7: was really agitated on edge in a lot of pain,
Speaker 7: and the lady said, we're actually running late, which's quite
Speaker 7: rude about it. Next thing I know, they're all I
Speaker 7: noticed they're all standing around doing nothing, and I made
Speaker 7: this snarky comment like it doesn't look like you guys
Speaker 7: are too busy, and they just looked at me, and
Speaker 7: then after five or ten seconds they turned around and saying,
Speaker 7: we're just paying our respect. I actually went in on
Speaker 7: the morning of Remembrance Day on that Yeah.
Speaker 2: There a minute silence minute.
Speaker 4: To be fair, they weren't doing a lot in that moment.
Speaker 4: You're right, they were standing.
Speaker 1: Still paying respects. Is you've got to do that?
Speaker 2: Well, Natasha wasn't paying their respects?
Speaker 1: Oh god, all right, well we'll pay our respects to you, Natasha. Hilarious.
Speaker 1: Five hundred bucks against warehouse.
Speaker 8: Oh thank you.
Speaker 2: You are so welcome.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now at least you can go and get yourself
Speaker 4: something nice for how awkward you feel.
Speaker 7: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: I know we all have these stories, but I still, yeah,
Speaker 4: I think mine's still up there in comparison to this.
Speaker 1: Oh by far the worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right, let's go bye, guys. See ya